Lots of email came in overnight (heartening and surprising that so many people are still reading this thing). I think I’ve gotten it down to a few finalists:

Dirty Shirts (several readers suggested this)

Hemp Shirts

And, this email gave me an idea:

They wear the shirt off your back, which they demanded the government take from you and give to them.

Obviously, it needs a little massaging, but I’m at work, which is more than I can say for the Acorn people.

How about “Stolen Shirts”?