From the Telegraph:
’Jesus’s face’ spotted on the toilet door in Ikea Glasgow
Underneath which you will find the Least Imaginative Subhead of the Week. But still, it’s a miracle, though of what sort is less than clear:
A bearded face, with long flowing hair, is plainly visible on the wooden door of the men’s toilet in the Braehead outlet of the Swedish furniture and meatballs giant.
There is some debate over whether the face truly represents the Son of Man, or whether it is in fact Gandalf out of the Lord of the Rings, or even a member of ABBA . . .