Bored with American politics? Try the latest from the Low Countries, where a law firm catering to Muslims has been caught employing porn stars. The firm’s boss refuses to shake hands with women and prefers that they cover themselves with burqas. But two of his secretaries are well known actresses in the sort of film that has long inspired the wrath of sanctimonious imams and terrorist leaders.
Do you think he’ll be targeted by the martyrs-to-be? Or will he take the honorable way out and marry his secretaries?