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I’m sorry, but a grown man wearing a bicycle helmet, when he’s not training or racing like LeMond, is just — is just . . . Well, I think Dukakis looked better in his tank, is all I’m saying.
P.S. I understand the imperative of setting an example for your daughter. Still . . .
P.P.S. I did like it when Obama swatted that fly. What’s he done since?
P.P.P.S. Oh, yeah: bin Laden.
P.P.P.P.S. I also liked it when he called Kanye West a “jackass.” So don’t say I’m down-the-line anti-Obama.