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April 22, 2013 4:38 PM
No Glove? No Hat? No Beer Cup? No Problem
By  Jason Epstein

This week’s Reveille readers saw the video of a fan at Safeco Field catching a ball with his suds.

Now witness the dad in the right-field bleachers at Minute Maid Park nabbing a home-run ball using a vat filled to the brim with movie-theater popcorn.

Alas, while the Mariners fan was able to proudly gulp down most of the cup’s contents — with the ball resting inside, no less — all of this family’s kernels were lost, most ending up as uninvited guests of the warning track.