Last night in Chavez Ravine, Bryce Harper smacked his face into the outfield fence at Chavez Ravine in a both excruciatingly painful and bizarre incident:

Reportedly, the Nats phenom needed eleven stitches to seal a cut in his chin but did not suffer a concussion. He is presently listed as day-to-day.

More here.

P.S. Pete Reiser was unavailable for comment.