Courtesy Sean Hackbarth, here is the official portrait of former EPA administrator Lisa Jackson.

Let your comments meander, flow and rage like . . . like . . . well, I’m sure some metaphor will come to you.

Some are complaining that the $40,000 fee for the portrait is too much, but I would contend that this is the only official government portrait that has come even close to providing $40,000 in entertainment value.