Remember earlier in the week there was some conversation in these parts about Cornell’s health center stocking up on vibrators to more full cover female student “health” needs? Well, I took a swipe at some silly comment a gal student made about sex shops not being “woman-affirming” enough for her to buy her vibrator at, saying she had to be a women’s-studies major. Nope. Don’t have that at Cornell, evidently. The department has recently been changed to the “Feminist, Gender, & Sexuality Studies” program. I apologize for the error.