Dreher gets sent to Holland. Miller gets to go play with cool stuff at NORAD. Now Derbyshire gets a column in the magazine. And all I get from Rich is some oblique fatwah about extending my banishment to soyland? What the Hell is that? What’s next? Ponnuru gets assigned an in depth-expose on the mis-use of rum at Club Meds? Maybe when my soy-fiesta is over, Rich will let me write a first “hand” story on the sorry state of proctological medicine in Third World countries. I say it again: Rich Lowry is a terrible, terrible person.