From a reader:
Want to hire a stranger in a giant bunny suit to fix your toilet? I’ll gladly dress up in a giant bunny suit (even pink) and fix your toilet for free. It should be noted that I have zero experience working on toilets. If you’re worried that I’m some crazed stalker who dresses in giant bunny suits and offers free plumbing work to pundits; fear not, I’m really only offering my services because I’m hoping you’ll post this in the corner.