This just in from NR’s spy in Paris: “It will be my great pleasure to take Jonah and you out to dinner in Paris. I even know some places where good food is served and the staff supports America!” Now Rich, surely, surely you can spring for a three-day whirlwind cheese-eating surrender monkey tour of Paris for Jonah and me. Think of the Travel Diary we could file! We’ve already got one native confederate on the ground there, and he seems to know others. I smell journalism … or is that just cassoulet?