Cruel and Unusual Punishment

by Candace de Russy

Ohmagosh! The dreadful wages of campus cost-cutting!

Drew University has ordained that students will no longer get free condoms, Gatorade, and ibuprofen.

Times are tough. But when budget cuts lead to such deprivation, what to conclude?

Maybe that campuses, for the sake of their students, need to get their heads screwed on properly.