President Bush on School Yearbook’s ‘List of Worst People of All Time’

by Jason Fertig

A middle-school yearbook in Arkansas included a list titled the “Top 5 worst people of all time.” The list reads:

1. Adolf Hitler

2. Osama Bin Laden

3. Charles Manson

4. George W. Bush

5. Dick Cheney

After outraged parents complained, the school responded sensibly — covering the list with tape. School officials assured the student environmental club that the tape used will be biodegradable cellulose tape.

Okay, I made that last sentence up. 

But the school superintendent did express surprise when he was told that the tape can be pulled off.


 

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