Bloody Waste

by Nathan Harden

The University of Virginia’s got a course on Dracula this year. It’s really rigorous, right?


The Dracula class is offered this spring at the University of Virginia, and it’s a billed as a Slavic literature class. . . . “It’s really fun, you watch a lot of movies,” one student who has taken the Dracula class told the University of Virginia’s Cavalier Daily student newspaper. “Easiest thing I’ve ever taken in my life. I loved it.”

Dracula — no longer content to subsist on human blood — now fuels his immortality on a diet of bloated higher-ed buffoonery and the emerald-green ink from wasted taxpayer dollars.

Oh, college bubble! What a frightful vampiric monster thou art.

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