College Hosts Masturbation Tutorial Inside Church

by Nathan Harden

On Wednesday Allegheny College presented students with a masturbation how-to session in its memorial chapel. “Sometimes it can be difficult finding your G spot by yourself, because it involves inserting a finger,” said one of two sex experts who spoke at the event while discussing a variety of auto-erotic techniques and strategies.

The college’s chaplain defended the event’s location, calling its theme “responsible,” and a campus spokesperson said it offered a “great message.”

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