My friend Bill Rice, who describes himself as having worked as a schoolteacher, auto mechanic, college teacher and president, and federal official, has penned this amusing, pointed poem on The Satirist:
Kept Poets Society
By William Craig Rice
What heights we reach we’ll die too soon to know:
Much poetry takes on a transient glow,
Like late-night talk by an ancient fireplace,
But morning comes, it’s cold as outer space,
Or weird, contrived like a hallowe’en gourd,
Which rots and loses color when it’s stored.
We turn to critics wise as the elephant.
Perhaps their trumpet calls are relevant.
No, they tell us, poets are just “producing text.”
Egad! Can we survive beneath the hex?
Just listen how we answer the cold pity
Of these believers in Post-Modernity:
We trim our tongues, find voice in workshop drone,
Use earth verbs, raw nouns, lament we’re so alone,
And when we feel some hurt or discontent,
Discover — darn! — we’re the establishment.
How restive we, poetically correct,
Tenured for mastering our dialect.