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Horrible Excuses



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My favorite line from the current crop of Hollywood releases is from Horrible Bosses.

Lead character Nick Hendricks (played by Justin Bateman) explaining to an incredulous cop, Detective Samson (Ron White), why he was caught on a traffic camera speeding from the scene of a murder:

Nick: I was drag-racing.

Detective: In a Prius?

Nick: I don’t win a lot.



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