The Cincinnati Bungles

by Corey Dean Hall

Top Needs: Owner. Coaching Staff. [My apologies to Greg.]

In the first round, the Bengals have to take a wide receiver, as neither Terrell Owens nor Chad Ochocinco will likely be back. That means Georgia WR A. J. Green gets stuck in Cincinnati, the poor guy.

Given that starting QB Carson Palmer doesn’t want to play in Cincy anymore, they could also draft Missouri QB Blaine Gabbert. 

But really, who cares?