Loserville

by John J. Miller

I was tracking 12 sporting events this weekend: three Detroit Tigers games, two Detroit Red Wings games, two Washington Capitals games, two little-league baseball games, two U11 girls soccer games, and one U10 flag-football game. The results: 1 win, 11 losses.

At least the weekend concluded on a positive note: We got Bin Laden, in news I learned while falling asleep to Sunday night baseball on ESPN.