FIFA World Cup Update

by Greg Pollowitz

Sunday, 2:45 p.m., ESPN it’s the Americans vs Japan in the World Cup Finals. The Finals.

And in other news, five North Korean women have tested positive for steroids during World Cup testing. It’s probably the only real food they’ve eaten, so I give them a pass. Here’s a quote from FIFA presdient Sepp Blatter:

“This is a shock,” Blatter told a news conference. “You can hear this emotion in my voice.”

Yeah. If you can’t trust the Norks, who can you trust?