My Remote Has Fallen and Can’t Get Up!

by Jason Epstein

Via Baseball Think Factory, a 97-year-old Brewers fan called 911 because he could not find the remote control.

A squirrel conspired with Tony LaRussa to steal an acorn a strike from Roy Oswalt.

Other than swallowing a wad of chewing tobacco, Mike Napoli is fine after Tuesday’s collision with Sean Rodriguez.

Joe Posnanski rates the postseason commercials and notes, among other things, their repetitiveness, how they repeat, and get played  . . . over and over . . .