Snakes On A Field – Where’s Samuel Jackson?

by Nigel Assam

At Kalyani Stadium near Kolkata (Calcutta), India, over a dozen poisonous snakes invaded a soccer field very soon after a game between Mohun Bagan’s 3-2 victory over Arrows in the I-League on Sunday. Said Bagan midfielder Rahim Nabi, “I for one would be afraid of playing there again.” No one was bitten and authorities attribute the summer heat to the serpent invasion, not snakes released to kill a federal witness.