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Saturday, June 28, 2003

JEWS TO BE KILLED [Jonah Goldberg ]

If they buy land in Iraq. Things just keep getting cheerier over there.


Posted at 07:26 PM

IRAQ [Jonah Goldberg]

Several readers have asked why we in the Corner or at NRO aren't talking about the attacks on our troops in Iraq more. It's an interesting question (although I should note there's virtually no editorial collaboration for what goes in the Corner). Speaking solely for myself, I guess the reason I haven't said anything about it is that I don't know what to say. We all knew that the "peace" would be harder than the war. There was consensus on that among hawks and (most) doves alike. Personally, I suspect it's all coordinated and the capture of Saddam and/or a sudden change in Iran might result in the whole "resistance" evaporating. Also, there's a line from the current cover story in the Atlantic which seems relevant. A special forces officer says of those who want to cut and run in circumstances like this -- I'm quoting from memory -- "If some firemen die putting out a fire, should we just let the building burn?"

If we need more troops, let's send more troops. But the consequences of screwing this up or bugging out would be far worse than anything we're seeing now.


Posted at 07:26 PM

FULL MARX [Andrew Stuttaford]

We should, I suppose, be grateful that the American Library Association does not actually support the burning of books, but, as Jay has written before now, its shilly-shallying over Cuba’s independent libraries reveals a dismaying tendency amongst its members to put ideological affiliation before freedom of speech. The New York Times has more on this squalid little story today.

Amongst the people interviewed are Mark Rosenzweig, the director of the Reference Center for Marxist Studies, something that is blandly described by the Times' reporter as a ‘research center in New York City’. That’s true so far as it goes, but it might have been helpful to add that this reference center (“the official designated depository of the papers of the CPUSA”) leans, shall we say, somewhat to the left. Reading their newsletter from Winter 2002 we learn that:

“The RCMS [the center] joined with libraries across the country in celebrating "Banned Books Week", an annual event celebrating the '"freedom to read". Our exhibit was unique however, in emphasizing something which has been for the most part expunged from the history of the fight against censorship in the US. That is the role the Communist Party of the United States played from its founding onward in fighting tirelessly against laws meant to stifle free speech, freedom of association and discussion, freedom to publish and read. “

That is, to put it mildly, an interesting spin on the CPUSA - an organization variously dedicated to Lenin, Stalin and other 20th Century butchers. What's more, it's instructive to contrast those fine-sounding words with Rosenzweig’s contemptuous dismissal of the Cuban dissidents as “a ragtag bunch of people who have been involved on the fringes of the dissident movement.”

If Rosenzweig is an important player in this controversy it would be interesting to know why. If not, it raises another question. Why did the Times choose to give quite such prominence to his views?


Posted at 02:37 PM

SOMETHING ROTTEN [Andrew Stuttaford]

For another example of how ‘religious toleration’ can mean exactly the opposite, travel to Denmark. The Economist (link requires payment of vast sums of money) is reporting the views of one Thorkild Grosboel. “There’s no heavenly God, there’s no eternal life, and there’s no resurrection.” He is, of course, fully entitled to those opinions, but there’s a catch. Grosboel is the pastor of a small town north of Copenhagen – and he wants to keep his job. The local bishop has, quite correctly, barred Grosboel from the pulpit, but, incredibly (a not inappropriate word), the Economist notes that ‘some liberals within the church urge greater leniency’.

Why?

There’s nothing particularly new – or shocking - about clergymen questioning their faith. The curate with ‘doubts’ is a familiar figure from literature and anecdote, but these are doubts best not shared with parishioners. Grosboel, by contrast, seems to have moved – and moved very publicly - from doubt to certainty, the certainty, presumably, that the rites at which he officiates are nothing more than mumbo-jumbo. To continue to perform them is an insult both to his church and (if it stops to think about the implications) his congregation – post-modernism can only go so far, even in Denmark.

Grosboel should show some manners – and quit.


Posted at 01:41 PM

ISLAMOPHOBIA? [Andrew Stuttaford]

The UK think-tank Civitas is suggesting (to quote this Daily Telegraph report), “fanatical Islamist religious leaders who preach hatred of Western values should be prevented from coming to work in British mosques”. Quite how one defines “fanatical” is, obviously, far from straightforward, but the current system under which ministers of religion are exempt from the normal visa rules (there are similar arrangements here in the US) seems not only wrong (why should clerics be given this privilege?) but also dangerous.

The West is facing a threat from a totalitarian and murderous ideology that happens to clothe itself in the guise of a religion – or at least a strand of thought within that religion. Somehow the fact that its advocates are always talking about their vision of God has lulled their potential victims into a curious reluctance to defend themselves properly. The reason usually cited? ‘Sensitivity’ to other faiths. This is nonsense. After far too long a wait, religious toleration has, rightly, become a vital part of Western cultural identity – it should not, however, be allowed to become a suicide pact. If, during the Cold War, East Bloc advocates of a violent overthrow of the West had wanted to come here to preach their message or worse, the visa process would have ensured that, at the very least, they were subjected to some serious scrutiny before their admission. The same should be true of clerics who wish upon our civilization destruction no less total than anything ever dreamt up by commissar or gauleiter. Singling out the clergymen of any one particular faith for a special visa regime would be invidious, so the solution is to require all ‘religious workers’ from abroad to go through a proper screening before they are admitted (certification by church, mosque or temple should not, by itself, be enough) here to carry out their work. Those who truly represent a religion of peace would have nothing to fear.

The authors of the Civitas report also note how the concept of ‘Islamophobia’ is being used to damp down debate over Islam. That’s true. If it’s to mean anything religious toleration must be about more than freedom of worship or, for that matter, not to worship. It should also be about the right to criticize and debate the creeds of others (tolerance is not the same as agreement) and the right to proselytize for your own. And if some people find that ‘offensive’, well, that’s just too bad. Freedom sometimes is.


Posted at 01:12 PM

DUMB DRUMS [Andrew Stuttaford]

It’s fine in a band, an orchestra or as the prelude to death by firing squad. Otherwise, drumming has a tendency to be dumb, dull or both.

Writing in a recent issue of New York Press, J R Taylor’s review of a 'Scream Out' (against the crimes of the evil Bush administration) begins as follows:

“"Could we get some drumming going?"

And there it is–the international symbol of the dopey performance art event. Karen Finley makes the call for the only cliche missing here at St. Mark’s Church in the Bowery, where Finley–best known for promoting herself as a worthy use of our taxes–has organized today’s big Scream Out. “

Send that man some chocolate.


Posted at 11:40 AM

E-MAIL THEM BACK [Andrew Stuttaford]

Annoyed by that scam spam from various African bureaucrats, princesses, despots, victims of despots, and relatives of victims of despots all offering you a share in a fortune? Well, here’s a possible solution.


Posted at 11:36 AM

INTOLERANCE WATCH [Andrew Stuttaford]

Here's an extract from a letter published last week in the Financial Times. The author is a professor at the University of California’s Graduate School of Management in Irvine, California:

“Sir, The photo of 14 white males sitting round a conference table which accompanied your article about the new American boardroom tells it all…These men not only look alike, they even have their hands folded the same way: no doubt they think alike also…”

That the woman who wrote that insulting trash is a professor there tells you all you need to know about the University of California’s Graduate School of Management in Irvine, California.

Or am I being unfair to suggest that all professors “think alike?”


Posted at 11:28 AM

CLASSIC [Andrew Stuttaford]

When it comes to the engineering, British cars are more cautionary tale than glorious legend, but there’s an ad running over in the UK for the new Rover 75 that’s making great play of the fact that this was a car that had outranked new Renault and VW models in a recent survey.

The slogan: “Usual story: France behind Germany. Britain out on its own.”

I don't know who wrote that copy, but I do know that it wasn't Chris Patten.


Posted at 11:20 AM

EPHEMERAL NATIONS [Andrew Stuttaford]

Speaking of countries that aren’t likely to be around for long, here’s an entertaining (if you like that sort of thing) list (via Reason’s blog) of ‘ephemeral nations.’ It’s a pity that the compiler couldn’t include one of the best such countries (for the perfectly good reason, of course, that it was fictional) - the reborn ‘Burgundy’ from Passport to Pimlico (1949), a movie that’s worth watching both in its own right (it’s very funny) and as a historical document: the ‘Burgundians’ may have finally chosen to rejoin Clement Atlee's Britain, but the film was, nevertheless, an early – and gentle - sign of discontent with the hairshirt socialism of the Labour government that the UK so foolishly elected in the waning days of World War II.

Best line from the movie (from a policeman who discovers that he is Burgundian):

“Blimey, I’m a foreigner.”

That’s a problem that all Brits may face if the EU ‘constitution’ goes through.


Posted at 11:12 AM

SAUDI FREEDOMS [Andrew Stuttaford]

There's more to being a salesman than the horrors of Glengarry Glen Ross, and it must have been a truly inspired PR consultant who was able to persuade the 'Saudi' embassy in London (there’s no other conceivable explanation) to produce this remarkable Q&A on the state of human rights in the ‘Kingdom’.

Here's a sample:

“Q: Is this evolution [in Saudi politics] leading, eventually, to a western type democracy?

A: No. it could lead to more popular participation in all levels, but it is unlikely to culminate in a Western democracy. In democracy, the elected parliament ranks supreme. It can make anything legal illegal, and vice-versa. In Islam what God specified as Haram (illegal), or Halal (legal), cannot be changed by any parliament, or even by the whole population. These imperatives of right and wrong in Islam are unchangeable.”

And in that one word ‘unchangeable’ you have the essence of totalitarian rule – “a boot,” as Orwell once put it, “stamping on a human face – forever.”

But don’t worry too much. As the embassy explains:

“The State protects human rights in accordance with Islamic Sharia.”

So that’s OK then.

Via Oxblog


Posted at 11:00 AM

THE POPE MADE THEM DO IT [Jonah Goldberg]

An LA Times story ( reg. req'd) on how the Supreme Court has struck down a California molestation law has this non-seqitur in the middle of the story:


Chief Justice William H. Rehnquist and Associate Justices Antonin Scalia and Clarence Thomas joined the dissent. Three of the dissenters — Kennedy, Scalia and Thomas — were raised as Catholics.



Posted at 09:49 AM

RE: DAMN VEGANS [Jonah Goldberg]

I've gotten several emails along these lines. I largely siuspected this was the case anyway:

Jonah,

As a fellow carnivore I agree with your sentiment. But soybean meal is the primary protein component of farm animal rations. The vast majority of that soybean crop will be used to feed all those chickens, pigs and cattle that you, Cosmo and I enjoy to consume.

[Name withheld]
P.S. If the spot of "Ag Guy" isn't taken, I'll volunteer.


Posted at 08:26 AM

Friday, June 27, 2003

EAT MEAT: SAVE THE RAINFORESTS [Jonah Goldberg ]

The Brazillian rainforest is being destroyed to make room for rapidly expanding soy farms. Damn those vegans.



Posted at 05:32 PM

MR. THATCHER [John J. Miller]
Years ago, I knew a Washington conservative who joked about forming a Denis Thatcher Society in D.C. for men whose wives are more famous than they are.

Posted at 01:56 PM

SIR DENIS THATCHER [John Derbyshire]
Lovely obituary piece for Denis Thatcher by John O'Sullivan in today's NRO. Sir Denis exemplified something I bang on about from time to time--conservatism as an anti-ideology. He illustrated, in fact, the important leavening effect in politics of having some people around, near the center, who dislike politics. The great American president Warren Gamaliel Harding was another such. A further point, though perhaps an uncharitable one: compare the Thatcher marriage with the Clinton marriage. What comes to mind here is the remark by a Victorian lady after seeing Shakespeare's Anthony and Cleopatra performed: "How different from the home life of our own dear Queen!"

Posted at 12:04 PM

EXACTLY WHAT THE WEB WAS MISSING [Jonah Goldberg]

Dognoses.com


Posted at 11:29 AM

VERY DEPRESSING [Jonah Goldberg]

From a reader:

The most depressing CNN news summary (I don't know what else to call those little one-sentence takes above the crawl) in history came up this morning: "Judge rules gag order does not apply to Gloria Allred." Dammit.

Posted at 11:15 AM

ISRAELI SOLDIERS CLEARED [Jonah Goldberg]

In the Rachel Corrie case.


Posted at 10:52 AM

THOUGHTS ON THURMOND [Jonah Goldberg]

I think John Miller makes all the important points about Strom below. But on the lighter side, how long do you think his obit has been lying around the Washington Post? Since the 1980s? I bet Len Downie wrote the first draft as an intern.

I don't mean any disrespect, it's just that 100 is a great age to depart this mortal coil. Love him or hate him no one can deny he lived a full life. He should be memorialized, but I find it hard to see this as a moment of great tragedy. For example, I remember when I was in college and Martha Graham died at the premature age of 96, retiring from the stage at 75 and gvving up choreography -- I think in her late 80s. Because my school had a big dance program, the place was festooned with weeping, inconsolable girls who couldn't cope with the enormity of the tragedy. My response, which earned me few friends was "Well, when did you wanther to die?"


Posted at 10:22 AM

BUSH SPEECH [John J. Miller]
No, I don't have a problem with President Bush taking a few minutes to acknowledge the creation of a Do Not Call registry. From the standpoint of politics, it probably helps him with the public--just as all those school-uniform and v-chip micro-initiatives helped Clinton. I do hope that he's now back at his desk trying to figure out how to privatize Social Security, bring school choice to D.C., or reading The Corner. (Hi, Dubya.)

Posted at 10:08 AM

SLOW ON THE UPTAKE [Jonah Goldberg]

Tapped establishes my "still an idiot" tagline as the bipartisan bumper-sticker for Cynthia McKinney (though I get no credit). They link to the WyethWire which debunks the latest rank revisionism in defense of McKinney. Of course, you could have heard it here first.


Posted at 09:48 AM

DEMOCRATIC DYNASTY [Jonah Goldberg]

Patrick Kennedy says it all (from Lloyd Grove, Via Drudge):

• As sometimes happens with Rep. Patrick Kennedy (D-R.I.), he let his mouth race ahead of his brain Wednesday night at a gathering of Young Democrats at the Washington nightspot Acropolis. After presidential candidate Howard Dean spoke, Kennedy delivered an impassioned peroration against President Bush's tax cut. We hear that Kennedy told the crowd: "I don't need Bush's tax cut. I have never worked a [bleeping] day in my life." With that he got the audience's attention -- the dropping-jaws kind. "He droned on and on, frequently mentioning how much better the candidates would sound the more we drank," a witness told us. "Finally, he had to be stopped by a DNC volunteer." Kennedy's spokesman, Ernesto Anguilla, told us yesterday: "He was talking to the crowd; it was a rally-the-troops kind of speech about the tax cut. He was energizing the crowd and got caught up in it and used an unfortunate word, which he regrets using. . . . And no one pulled him off the stage."

Posted at 09:33 AM

RE: THE PHONE [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
But even being a fan of the registry, don't you think the president has much more important things to do?

Posted at 09:31 AM

DON'T CALL ME [John J. Miller]
K Lo: I am a fan of the "do not call" registry, even though some of my conservative friends think it's just another example of big government getting bigger. I intend to put my phone number on it and thereby keep telemarketers from calling me at their pleasure, rather than me calling them at mine. But it's worth noting that political parties are exempt from the ban--another example of politicians making sure the rules by which everybody else must abide don't apply to them.

Posted at 09:22 AM

JUST ANOTHER JOB OPTION [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
What happens when you mainstream prostitution.

Posted at 08:59 AM

I HATE TELEMARKETERS AS MUCH AS THE NEXT GUY... [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
...but I don't think a "do not call registry" rises to the level of a presidential speech. But there is the president, right now, in the Rose Garden, talking about "annoying" phonecalls.

Posted at 08:42 AM

THATCHER & THURMOND [Kathryn Jean Lopoez]
Mark Steyn.

Posted at 07:51 AM

THURMOND'S LEGACY [John J. Miller]
The death of Strom Thurmond brought to mind an op-ed Walter Russell Mead wrote for the Wall Street Journal a couple of years ago, on the occasion of Jesse Helms announcing that he wouldn’t seek re-election. Actually it was the New York Times’ headline calling Thurmond a “foe of integration” that made me remember. Here’s what Mead wrote: “For all his staunch conservatism and angry rhetoric, Mr. Helms is one of a handful of Southern statesmen who ensured the triumph of the civil-rights revolution.” Mead continued: “Once the civil-rights legislation of the 1960s was enacted, Mr. Helms--along with some of his erstwhile segregationist colleagues like South Carolina Sen. Strom Thurmond--did something very revolutionary for Southern white populists. He accepted the laws and obeyed them.” Helms and Thurmond “shunned violence,” “hired African-American staffers and gave African-Americans the same level of constituency service they gave whites,” and based their opposition to racial preferences on principle rather than racism. I’m not going to wax nostalgic about Thurmond, because I was never that big a fan of him as a politician (yet I was--and remain--an admirer of Helms, especially for his contributions to foreign policy). Still, it would be nice--and accurate--if he were remembered for something in addition to creating the conditions for Trent Lott’s downfall a few months ago. Yes, he was a “foe of integration”--but he also became a friend of it. The fact that he changed his mind is more important than his onetime resistance.

Posted at 07:24 AM

MICHIGAN "DIVERSITY" [John J. Miller]
I received a degree in English from the University of Michigan in 1992, and about once a year the Department of English sends out a newsletter. The 2003 edition arrived in my mailbox yesterday, during a week when U of M has been much on my mind. It contains the usual left-wing drivel: "Within the raucuous family of English, new authority resides in the language of literary resistance." We also learn the titles of recent books by faculty members, such as The Renaissance of Lesbianism in Early Modern England. Finally, there's a spread on something called the Prison Creative Arts Project. Students receive credits for helping prisoners draw pictures and write plays. Ah, yes: the delicious fruits of diversity.

Posted at 07:00 AM

Thursday, June 26, 2003

STROM THURMOND, DIES, 100 [Kathryn Jean Lopez]

Posted at 11:15 PM

BORING, BUT IMPORTANT [Ramesh Ponnuru]
I expect we're going to be hearing a lot more about the "natural gas crisis" in the next few months. The price spike and the supply shortage are real, and the potential economic--and political--impact is substantial. Be the first on your block to understand what's going on by reading this.

Posted at 09:07 PM

SAUDI BOMBING SUSPECT ARRESTED [Kathryn Jean Lopez]

Posted at 05:02 PM

ON SODOMY & POLLS & CNN [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
Paraphrase from Bill Schneider, on Americans opinions of gays and gay sex: People under 30 are tolerant. Seniors get a little freaked out.

Posted at 04:31 PM

CHIEF JUSTICE FUNNYMAN [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
NRDC intern James Justin Wilson was hanging around the Court this morning. After the five decisions of the day were issues, Chief Justice Rehnquist paused and said (paraphrasing): I'd like to announce the retirement...[SILENCE FILLS THE CROWD] of the Court librarian.

Posted at 04:23 PM

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY... [Jonah Goldberg]
There's never a hegemonic nation-building imperium when you need one. From the Fox News homepage:

"Liberians Demand U.S. Intervene"

Posted at 04:22 PM

HYPOCRISY [Sarah Maserati]
Ramesh writes, "So it is entirely possible to oppose amnesty because the immigration laws can and should be better enforced, while opposing laws against pot and sodomy because those laws shouldn't be." We disagree on whether those latter laws should be enforced. But my point remains that non-enforcement of a law is in itself not a very good reason to oppose a law. In other words, a law doesn't lose merit because we decide not to enforce it.

Posted at 04:18 PM

WATER COOLER DEBATE [Jonah Goldberg]

From a reader:

Mr.Goldberg

I must take issue with your description of Alan Dershowitz as the world's most obnoxious Jew. While Mr.Dershowitz successfully defended that title for many years, the torch has been passed to a new generation.

Al Franken is now the world's most obnoxious Jew.

[Name withheld]


Posted at 03:48 PM

RE: MASERATI ON HYPOCRISY [Ramesh Ponnuru]

Sarah writes, "Some conservatives have argued that sodomy laws and marijuana laws should be struck down because 'we shouldn't have laws on the books that we don't enforce.' I.e., it's hypocritical to have laws and then not enforce them. Well, that argument can just as easily be used to defend a blanket amnesty for illegal immigrants. . . ." I think the argument is better rendered as "we shouldn't have laws that we can't, or shouldn't, enforce." With the understanding that an inability to enforce a law 100 percent of the time does not mean that the law can't be enforced.

So it is entirely possible to oppose amnesty because the immigration laws can and should be better enforced, while opposing laws against pot and sodomy because those laws shouldn't be.


Posted at 03:30 PM

ANOTHER CONCERNED PERSON FOR AMERICA [Jonah Goldberg]

Calls me a coward and capitulationist. Frankly, I think this one is simply intellectually and factually dishonest about what I wrote and have written and reads to me like a piece of direct mail fundraising propaganda more than an argument. All I will say on the issue of my alleged cowardice is this: considering where my bread is buttered, it seems to me I have a lot more to risk by taking this position than I have to gain. I've also found that people who shout the word coward in situations like this tend to be saying a lot more about their own intellectual insecurities than the intestinal fortitude of their opponents. I've got no problem with people saying I'm wrong or even very wrong, but I can do without the beer muscles from people like this guy. I'm not intimidated.


Posted at 03:22 PM

PATRIOTIC CONFUSION [Ramesh Ponnuru]
Down below, Jonah quotes two prominent libertarians on the state of liberty in America: "Under no circumstances should an American be held captive in the US indefinitely, with no charges filed and no legal representation afforded. Yet this has happened under the Patriot Act." I didn't know that Patriot allowed this sort of thing. I called the Justice Department, and they're not aware that it does either. Two American citizens have been held as enemy combatants for the duration of hostilities, and whether that is accurately characterized as "indefinitely" can be debated. But that has nothing to do with the Patriot Act.

Posted at 03:15 PM

ADVERTISEMENT [John Derbyshire]
Number of broadsheet newspapers that have currently reviewed Prime Obsession: 3.

Posted at 03:03 PM

THE CONQUEST-O'SULLIVAN LAWS [John Derbyshire]
Kathryn: I'm obliged to you for setting me straight on that. I am still not completely clear, though, whose law is whose. Can we get a definitive list--perhaps from the O'Sullivan himself, if he can be rousted out from whichever corner of the globe he is currently examining?

Posted at 02:40 PM

CONQUEST’S FIRST LAW [Kathryn Jean Lopez ]
In a follow-up column, John (O'S) in 1989 shared Conquest’s first law (having cited Conquest’s second, after the introduction of the O’Sullivan first, in that original O’Sullivan piece, here) with NR readers in his from the editor column: “Everyone is reactionary on the subject he is expert about.” John added, “So far, so good. But Bob Conquest warns me that it does not mean that everyone is an expert on the subject he is reactionary about. Sorry.”

Posted at 01:48 PM

WHO’S ON FIRST [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
Derb, in your column the other day, you mentioned Conquest’s first law. Actually, a correction—and I should have caught this pre-publication—it is (John) O’Sullivan’s law, that “All organizations that are not actually right-wing will over time become left-wing.” The 1989 article where O’Sullivan introduced it is reprinted on NRO here.

Posted at 01:48 PM

NOONTIME REFLECTIONS [John Derbyshire]
It's 96 degrees here on the North Shore and the kids are on summer break. Death, where is thy sting?

Posted at 01:29 PM

GAY MARRIAGE VS. THE DRUG WAR [Jonah Goldberg]

In response to my column on gay marriage, a number of readers as well as Derb, Robert Knight and others have noted -- rightly -- that simply because conservatives are losing a fight doesn't mean conservatives should necessarily give up a fight. Many of them have invoked abortion as an example. Just because pro-lifers have not won that many victories doesn't mean they should throw in the towel. In principle I absolutely agree.

Also, I think the comparison to abortion is more than a little strained since pro-lifers generally believe they are fighting murder or something very close to it. And I'm aware of no morally compelling argument which says that you should turn your back on what you consider genocide simply because the killers are especially successful. Gay marriage may be bad, but I think most rational people understand the two scenarios are apples and oranges.

But what about the drug war? As I've written several times, when I asked some of the editors whether NR would be opposed to the drug war if they thought it was winnable, they said "Hmmmm, great question. I'm not sure." In other words, the conservative-libertarian case against the drug war is not that the intent of the drug war is immoral but that the costs of the drug war are immoral compared to the benefits.

Now I don't think the two things -- gay rights and the drug war -- are all that similar. But for those of you who believe that "giving up" or compromising is always wrong, you might think about this a bit.


Posted at 12:57 PM

REVOLUTIONARIES VIA SATELLITE [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
A Washington Post story on the Iranian exiles in Iran who manage to get their voice heard in Iran, despite the mullahs.

Posted at 12:54 PM

IRREGARDLESS [John Derbyshire]
Yes, yes, of course I know that "irregardless" is an illiteracy. "Irregardless (as we lawyers say)..." was a quote from one of my all-time favorite movies, Hester Street. Which, I guess, is not as well known as I thought... or as it deserves to be. There's your weekend movie rental, all set up for you. We aim to provide a useful service here at NRO.

Posted at 12:46 PM

AN EXCELLENT POINT [Jonah Goldberg]

And one folks like Andrew Sullivan might consider, from a reader:

Jonah:

As one of those social-cons dismayed at The Corner's sodomy law bashing, I can see the point. Here is another in your favor: Had we Neanderthals pushed our legislature to repeal the sodomy law we would have avoided writing the right to sodomize into the Constitution altogether. In essence, we played into their hands by overreaching and established a new right that will be used to justify and support all sorts of other rights to come in the future. Crap.


My response: This captures a big part of my argument about gay marriage and the all-or-nothing opposition. If conservatives don't provide an alternative arrangement -- civil unions of some kind -- then they are in effect gambling that in 5 years or 10 or at any other time in the future the courts or congress won't recognize gay marriage entirely. A compromise on the issue would/could preclude losing the argument entirely and having same-sex marriages as the law of the land. Such a compromise might also have the added benefit of doing the right thing.


Posted at 12:41 PM

HOMOSEXUALITY & RELIGION [John Derbyshire]
Following yesterday's piece, several readers have asked me to recommend a book on homosexuality and the Bible. I can't claim to be well read in this area (and I guarantee that ANY book recommended will raise howls of scorn from some faction: "Oh, that old thing? Totally superseded!") However, a book that has impressed me very much, and which I often dip into for facts and thoughtful analysis, is Robert A.J. Gagnon's The Bible and Homosexual Practice, which is a very dense scholarly study of the whole field, covering both Old and New Testament (heck, it covers the Apocrypha, Pseudepigrapha, and the Dead Sea Scrolls, too!), and summarizing a wealth of recent research about homosexuality. Gagnon is an Asst. Prof. at Pittsburgh Theological Seminary. If you want to say anything about religion and homosexuality, from any angle, you need this book on your shelf.

Posted at 12:41 PM

HMMM [Jonah Goldberg]
Are the Mexicans "skipping" across the border gay?

Posted at 12:34 PM

ON HYPOCRISY [Sarah Maserati]
Some conservatives have argued that sodomy laws and marijuana laws should be struck down because "we shouldn't have laws on the books that we don't enforce." I.e., it's hypocritical to have laws and then not enforce them. Well, that argument can just as easily be used to defend a blanket amnesty for illegal immigrants. Millions of Mexicans skip across the border with impunity, and because large farms and companies like their labor, many blind eyes are turned. So, who's up for a blanket amnesty? How about open borders?

Posted at 12:22 PM

ME-QUOTES: AN APOLOGY [Jonah Goldberg]

First: Yes this is self-indulgent but that ship sailed a long time ago.

Second: The guys at G-Philes.com have alerted me to an even more extensive list of Me-quotes than the one provided by RightwingNews.com. It's at the blog Fort Awesome.


Posted at 12:07 PM

SODOMY [Jonah Goldberg]

Derb, you're probably rght in terms of politie company. Though a quick websearch for websites containing the "s" word reveals it may be with us for a while longer. But I DO NOT RECOMMEND anyone try to verify this.


Posted at 11:50 AM

RE: JUSTICE THOMAS ON SODOMY [John Derbyshire]
Jonah: Irregardless (as we lawyers say) of the merits of the Supreme Court ruling on the Texas sodomy law, you may as well cherish the word "sodomy" while you can. Looks like it won't be with us much longer. From Monday's New York Post: "The terms 'sodomy' and 'deviate sexual assault' will be stricken from New York's law books under legislation approved by lawmakers in the waning hours of the Legislature's just-completed session. The substitution of new terms does not affect criminal penalties for those acts, but advocates said it is important to expunge archaic language that stigmatizes sexual-assault victims and gay people. The legislation replaces the term 'sodomy' with 'criminal sexual act' and 'deviate sexual intercourse' with 'oral sexual conduct' or 'anal sexual conduct.' The changes were included in a bill negotiated among Gov. Pataki and legislative leaders that amends a far-ranging sexual-assault law enacted three years ago. The bill was approved Friday by the state Senate and Assembly during a flurry of activity that marked the end of the Legislature's session."

Posted at 11:41 AM

JUSTICE THOMAS & SODOMY [Jonah Goldberg]

When several Cornerites expressed the opinion that sodomy laws didn't make much sense (even if they might be constitutional), quite a few socially conservative readers were dismayed. Well, Justice Thomas is one of us too. Here's how he begins his separate opinion in the sodomy case:

I join Justice Scalia's dissenting opinion. I write separately to note that the law before the Court today "is...uncommonly silly." Griswold v. Connecticut, 381 US 479, 527 (1965) (Stewart, J., dissenting). If I were a member of the Texas Legislature, I would vote to repeal. Punishing someone for expressing his sexual preference through noncommercial consensual conduct with another adult does not appear to be a worthy way to expend valuable law enforcement resources.


Also, those -- like Robert Knight -- who think I'm nuts for believing gays have largely won the culture war may direct their criticisms in the future to Justice Thomas.


Posted at 11:24 AM

START WITH SCALIA [Ramesh Ponnuru]
From an e-mail regarding the Texas sodomy case ("stare decisis," btw, refers to the presumption in favor of sticking with precedent): It is usually good in cases like this to read Scalia's dissent first: "Today's opinions in support of reversal do not bother to distinguish--or indeed, even bother to mention--the paean to stare decisis coauthored by three Members of today's majority in Planned Parenthood v. Casey. There, when stare decisis meant preservation of judicially invented abortion rights, the widespread criticism of Roe was strong reason to reaffirm it . . . Today, however, the widespread opposition to Bowers, a decision resolving an issue as intensely divisive as the issue in Roe, is offered as a reason in favor of overruling it."

Posted at 11:07 AM

THE "DIVERSITY" GRAVY TRAIN [John Derbyshire]
Jay in today's Impromptus: "I'm looking at a photo caption in the New York Times: It says, 'Concepcion Escobar, 31, who just graduated from law school at the University of Michigan, said she thought she would probably not have gotten into the school had race not been a factor in the admissions process.' Why isn't she embarrassed about this? Why isn't she disgusted? How can she have stayed there comfortably, knowing that she had gotten in, not by the skin of her teeth, but just plain by her skin (or whatever)?" Um, Jay, could the answer to your "Why... Why... How..." possibly be: Because she can now ask her own price from all the law firm recruiters trawling desperately for "diversity" hires to make up their race quotas? Because she is now set up for life on the "diversity" gravy train, with a long lead over any lawyer named merely Derbyshire or Nordlinger in such things as, oh, consideration for a post as Supreme Court Justice? Could it be?

Posted at 11:05 AM

KNIGHT VS. GOLDBERG [Ramesh Ponnuru]
Robert Knight's screed against Jonah would be a lot more persuasive if a) he suggested a plausible strategy by which gay marriage or civil unions could be stopped or b) his own career of fighting gay rights had shown any success.

Posted at 11:03 AM

DERB A CAPPELLA [John Derbyshire]
A wise reader instructs me that an MP3 file gives FAR better sound reproduction than a WAV file. I tried it out and he is right. So now you can hear my rendition of "Where are the zeros of zeta of s?" in high fidelity. "'Tis said that swans sing before they die. / 'Twere better that some died before they sang."

Posted at 11:03 AM

THE NEW REPUBLIC'S PROBLEM [Jonah Goldberg]

Actually, I just finished Byron York's very useful piece on the whole WMD/Bush lied thing. Byron addresses the New Republic's broadside (narrowside?) against the Bush Administration. As Byron notes, TNR's gripe boils down to their belief that Bush hyped/lied/over-emphasized the nuclear threat from Iraq. I think it's too soon to tell whether this is true, but it's certainly a reasonable argument for liberals who supported the war to make.

But I think TNR has a fairly unique problem. They took the editorial position that the war was justified in order to stop Iraq from getting nuclear weapons and nuclear weapons only. Sure, they made the moral and strategic arguments, but they hinged everything on the nuclear threat. Moreover, they rejected the idea that chemical and biological weapons even counted as real WMDs. They still think the war was morally justified, but they're peeved that the realpolitik argument wasn't as strong as they believed it was.

Well, this raises an important question: Who cares? I don't mean this in the dismissive sense since I respect -- i.e. care about -- the New Republic's opinions. But if TNR believes the war was morally justified even without the nuclear justification, then their argument boils down to wanting to have it both ways. They want the war to be right and Bush to be wrong. This is intellectually defensible, but not exactly an argument which will rally many adherents on the right or the left. Those who are passionate about the "Bush lied" argument will sail right past TNR and rally to the Nation or Mother Jones. Those who are passionate about defending the war, will sail past TNR going the other direction. In order words, TNR may be right for taking what they see as the middle-of-the-road position (war right, Bush wrong), but the traffic will keep whizzing by them in both the North-bound and South-bound lanes.

TNR has another "Who cares?" problem. When I made the point the other week that I wan't overly troubled by the failure to find WMD (yet) because I never made the argument that WMD was the only justification for war, a reader tartly noted "Who cares?" The country didn't go to war based upon your argument for war, we went to war because of what the President said, he argued. The reader was right of course. And this point cuts both ways. The New Republic only cared about the nuclear threat, but the American people cared about the biological and chemical weapon threat too. They aslo cared about the President's other arguments as well: Saddam is an irredeemable enemy of the US, sanctions don't work, the region needs democracy etc etc. As Byron notes, the Administration invoked those arguments too. If the New Republic rejected those arguments, well, that's the New Republic's problem not Bush's.


Posted at 10:59 AM

THE WMD LIE? [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
Byron's got a piece on the "lie" talk unravelling.

Posted at 10:43 AM

AUTHOR FORMERLY KNOWN AS "ANONYMOUS" [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
Imagine being a Jew, disguised in a burka, among jihadists calling for "Death to Jews," all on U.S. soil. Oh yeah, and you're pregnant. If you saw the 60 Minutes interview in May of the Iraqi-born Jewish "terrorist hunter" whose been aiding the U.S. government in uncovering some of the terrorist fronts within our borders, you already know about the book about some of her investigations. She's no longer anonymous, because of a lawsuit some of the groups she's accused (ones that are still operating) have filed--they say they are not terrorists. She's Rita Katz, director of the Site Institute, who has actually co-written pieces for NRO over the last year or so. Anyway, her book is full of details, presenting a vivid picture of the terror threat here in the U.S., as well as abroad. You can read the NRO Q&A with her here.

Posted at 10:37 AM

RE CRANE AND NISKANEN [Jonah Goldberg]

Two views from Readers:

Dear Jonah I think that they ruin their argument by the casual inclusion of the Alan Dershowitz quote. There are all sorts of people out there saying all kinds of nitwittery. Are they saying that torture is a function of big government? - or that that's the way we're headed? If so, it's ludicrous. I read the original article and that particular sentence struck a really sour note. Like many conservatives, I too worry about the growth in government but as the Irish would say, we live in interesting times.

As far as so called neo-cons are concerned, I agree with you that the essential activist views of the neo-cons are probably shared by an awful lot of people. Hey why not? We have for years had subtle approval in the media for "activist" lefties, what about a few cheers for the activist right.

And:

I don't want to delve too deeply into the debate over neo-cons, paleo-cons, and libertarians. However, I do agree with Crane and Niskanen's concern about the absence of limited government supporters in Washington. In an attempt to neutralize left-wing issues, the Bush Administration wants to dramatically expand the role of the federal government. The president and far too many Republicans support a new prescription drug entitlement and tax credits for individuals who do not pay income taxes. Without leadership from the president, the debate over reducing the size of government appears to be dead.


Posted at 10:32 AM

GETTING IT ON ALL SIDES [Jonah Goldberg]
Robert Knight has joined the fray, ripping me on gay marriage.

Posted at 10:16 AM

FOR THE RECORD [Jonah Goldberg]

I agree with the Niskanen and Crane that government is getting too big under Bush. I think they're wrong, for the most part, on the national security stuff. I even wrote a syndicated column not too long ago critizing Bush for being a Big Spender.


Posted at 10:13 AM

SUPREME WORD [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
Texas sodomy law was struck down, reporters reading the opinion are saying...

Posted at 10:09 AM

CRANE AND NISKANEN [ Jonah Goldberg]
I linked to Crane and Niskanen's anti-neocon piece yesterday. I generally find it to be a bit heavy on the usual libertarian clichés for my taste (I'll get into that in a future column). Still, I should have called attention to one odd bit which I quote in full context:
Under no circumstances should an American be held captive in the US indefinitely, with no charges filed and no legal representation afforded. Yet this has happened under the Patriot Act. And now there is talk of a Patriot II. James Buchanan, the Nobel laureate, argues that governments will acquire more power when the opportunity arises. History shows this to be true, and the Patriot law reflects it. Today, with the war on terrorism, the opportunities for the state to expand are ubiquitous. Both liberals and conservatives are turning a blind eye to unnecessary usurpations of power, if not openly calling for them. Alan Dershowitz, the Harvard law professor, has mooted the idea of "torture warrants", by which courts could authorise the use of torture to elicit information. The neo-conservative agenda is a particular threat to liberty - perhaps greater than the ideologically spent ideas of left-liberalism. Always a movement of bright intellectual leaders, neo-conservatism has mostly been a movement with a head but no body. One rarely runs into a neo-con on the street. Underlying neo-conservatism is a desire to reshape America and the world through the efforts of a robust federal government. For years The Weekly Standard, the neo-conservative magazine, has pushed for initiatives to reinforce US international power. Merely living in a free society appears to be insufficient for neo-conservatives.
Two Points: A generous reading would support the interpretation that Niskanen and Crane are pointing to Alan Dershowitz as an example of a "left-liberal." But this strikes me as deliberately ambiguous. I understand that from the libertarian perspective there's very little difference between what they see as a big government conservative and a big government liberal, but did they really have to cite the world's most famously obnoxious Jew as their ersatz neocon? Second, and more important, what's with this bit about how "One rarely runs into a neo-con on the street"? Um, is Cato ordering from the same vendor who supplies Pat Buchanan's office with cool aid?" Come on. Sure, it's absolutely true that one rarely runs into someone in the street who knows what the word "neocon" means. (The same might be said of libertarians). But that's very different from saying that one rarely runs into someone in the street who holds what Mr. Crane and Mr. Niskanen surely consider to be "neocon" views. I guarantee Mr. Crane and Mr. Niskanen that if you actually poll Americans on what policies they support, there are a lot more neocons out there than there are libertarians. Don't get me wrong, in many respects I wish there were more libertarians out there (in terms of public policy). But, please, spare me the faux populist jabs at neocon intellectuals (in the Financial Timesno less!) from the likes of Crane and Niskanen. It just doesn't wash.

Posted at 09:26 AM

DENNIS THATCHER, R.I.P. [John Derbyshire]
Very sad to hear of the death of Dennis Thatcher, husband of the Iron Lady. I never met Dennis, but in early-1980s London mixed with people who knew him. They all said the same thing: he was a perfect gentleman, unfailingly polite and considerate to everyone, never raised his voice or lost his temper. Best-known remark: When the spinsterish bachelor Norman St. John Stevas was appointed Minister for the Arts in an early Thatcher cabinet, Dennis was reported to have said: "There's something I don't like about the cut of his jib."

Posted at 08:34 AM

TIDE TURNING? [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
In the wake of the centrifuge handover, CNN--yes, I said CNN--is now hyping the discovery of 300 sacks of castor beans in a warehouse outside Baghdad. Castor beans can be used to make ricin, and the sacks were mislabeled as fertilizer, making it evermore suspicious. I've been burned before, so I am not hyping yet, but seems like, um, maybe the president didn't lie--Saddam was a bad guy who did bad things and had bad weapons. Shocking discovery.

Posted at 08:33 AM

STUDENTS ON MICHIGAN [John J. Miller]
For what conservative students at the University of Michigan are saying about the Supreme Court rulings, check out the Michigan Review website.

Posted at 06:30 AM

Wednesday, June 25, 2003

I GUESS IT HAD TO HAPPEN [John Derbyshire]
I just got an e-mail with subject line: "The zeta function and gay priests."

Posted at 08:49 PM

THE ANGLICAN CHURCH IN NIGERIA [John Derbyshire]
A correction on my today piece, from One Who Certainly Ought to Know: "Thank you for your article on homosexuality and the Anglican Communion. Your views are shared by the overwhelming majority of churchmen, and I thank you for expressing them so succinctly and soundly. May I make one criticism? You have used the word "diocese" incorrectly in the context of the Nigerian church. The Church of Nigeria is a Province led by an Archbishop, who is known as the Primate of Nigeria. Nigeria is composed of 78 dioceses divided into three internal provinces each led by an Archbishop. At an estimated communicant strength of 17 million, it is the largest member Church of the Anglican Communion .... a polite fiction is maintained that the CoE is the largest with 28 million baptized members, though less than a million are regular churchgoers. As an aside, the second largest Church in the Anglican Communion is the Church of Uganda and the third largest is believed to be the Episcopal Church of the Sudan---though the Kenyans dispute this... There are more Nigerians in an Anglican Church on any given Sunday than the total of all Anglicans worshipping in the US, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Ireland, and England."

Posted at 07:11 PM

THE FACE OF AMERICA'S FUTURE [Rod Dreher]
A reader writes, regarding the color of cynicism: Let me tell you about the "color" of my family. I have four children. The first two are our "genetic" children (both boys ages 23 and 21). The next two (both girls) were adopted. Each of the girls has one birth parent who was black and one who was white. They are bi-racial. They have been raised in a family with white parents and brothers but themselves could, by their looks, be either black, Polynesian, or Hispanic. My youngest son's wife is white. My oldest son will (next week) marry a young woman who emigrated from Cambodia when she was two. I expect to have grandchildren whose looks run the gamut from white to "sort of black" to "sort of Southeast Asian". We will love them all - whatever their color or abilities. My family is the face of the American future. The racist assumption of pigmentation uber alles, codified into law this week by the Supreme Court, has no place in our family. Alas, it seems to be the continued obsession gripping those who live in the rarified atmosphere of federal courts and academia. By their actions they demonstrate how little they know of the country they presume to judge.

Posted at 07:04 PM

IRAQ NUKE STUFF [Jonathan H. Adler]
MSNBC reports it's not a smoking gun, but is nonetheless significant because it "prove[s] that Saddam was hiding nuclear components from U.N. inspectors and could have rebuilt a weapons program once they left."

Posted at 06:04 PM

DOWD DOES IT AGAIN [Jonathan H. Adler]
Maureen Dowd's column today is not only nasty, it's guilty of another Dowdism.

Posted at 05:53 PM

SMOKING GUN? [Jonathan H. Adler]
CNN is reporting "Iraqi scientist turns over centrifuge, needed to develop nuclear bomb, that had been hidden in Baghdad." (No additional details yet.) I haven't been following this stuff that closely, but am I correct in thinking this sounds like big news?

Posted at 05:42 PM

CHAVEZ ON MICHIGAN [John J. Miller]
A great line in Linda Chavez's syndicated column: "Imagine what would have happened if instead of calling for equal treatment, however, the Rev. King had said, "I have a dream that my four children will one day live in a nation where they will be entitled to a 'plus factor' based on the color of their skin." As ludicrous as it might sound, that is exactly the principle a majority of the Supreme Court enshrined in their affirmative action decisions this week." [Full disclosure: LC is my old boss and a friend.]

Posted at 04:54 PM

THE SOUNDS OF THE DERB [John Derbyshire]
Sorry, here's the link.

Posted at 04:47 PM

RE: THE COLOR OF CYNICISM [Rod Dreher]
Lots of good mail from frustrated readers, along these lines:

This has been fodder for discussion at my house. My wife was born in Texas, the child of two Hispanic parents. Our kids, however, would not be categorized as Hispanic by anyone based on their looks or their last name. We have been able to provide them with a quality of life that includes many advantages. Still, when it comes time to apply to college, they may be faced with the decision to "check the box" or not. I admit that I am conflicted. On the one hand, I wish the system did not offer any advantages for applicants based on race. On the other, should I expect them to deny themselves a perfectly permissible advantage that the kids against whom they compete will use?

As part of the discussion with my wife, I was reminded of my neighbor and colleague. He is an active duty physician of Vietnamese ancestry. He literally came over on a boat as a young child as part of the Vietnamese exodus after the war. To be blunt, he is a bright guy who worked his ass off to get where he is. Still, if he were 15 years younger and applying to college, his Horatio Alger story would count for squat. He would, if anything, be penalized when competing for a spot with my children. In what sense is that fair?

Posted at 04:46 PM

MORE POP THAN WOODSTOCK [Andrew Stuttaford]
Readers of a sensitive disposition should move on to the next post. The morbid and the curious, however, should look here for details of the most distressing gathering of soft drink enthusiasts since that unfortunate occasion in Jonestown.

Posted at 04:36 PM

DERB A CAPPELLA [John Derbyshire]
The "Prime Obsession" page on my personal website now includes an extremely low quality *.wav file of me singing the song in the book's appendix, a cappella. The low quality arises entirely from the need to keep the file small (i.e. under 5Mb). It is NOTHING TO DO WITH MY SINGING ABILITY.

Posted at 04:30 PM

GEPHARDT'S DEFENSE [Jonathan H. Adler]
Now that he's bothered to read the Constitution -- or has been adequately briefed by somone on his staff -- Richard Gephardt is backtracking on his gross exaggerations of executive power.

Posted at 04:00 PM

THE COLOR OF CYNICISM [Rod Dreher]
Writing in the Dallas Morning News today, Joanna Cattanach says she's in favor of affirmative action in college admissions, based on her own experience. She writes that "color in the classroom makes colleges [sic] a better place. Then she describes herself as an "albino Mexican" with skin so light that people can't tell she's of Hispanic origin. She says she was adopted by an Anglo couple, which means she was raised in an Anglo cultural environment, with an Anglo name. She admits that she became Hispanic for purposes of college admission because her SAT scores were "less than stellar" -- her newfound Latina-ness making it easier to get into college with those scores. Now that she's graduated, she's "glad I chose not to hide my minority status and claimed it along with my culture and heritage... ." So I have to ask: in what meaningful sense is Miss Cattanach Hispanic? She doesn't look Hispanic, by her own admission, or have a Hispanic last name, both of which could conceivably have set her up for discrimination. Furthermore, she grew up in an Anglo home. It sounds to me like she only became a born-again Hispanic when she saw she could use it to her advantage. She had all the presumptive privileges of an Anglo upbringing, but when it came time to get into school, she worked the system to eke out, potentially, ethnically Anglo kids who may have been more qualified on merit. Can somebody please explain to me why this is moral, or something to be proud of?

Posted at 03:31 PM

INDIANS [John Derbyshire]
A reader suggests "autochthon," but adds despairingly that probably only he, me, and WFB know what it means.

Remembering an old Jack Vance story, I myself would like to offer "First Folk."

Posted at 02:53 PM

CONQUEST'S LAWS [John Derbyshire]
Several readers have asked me for Robert Conquest's Three Laws of politics. As best I can remember, they are:

1. Everyone is conservative about what he knows best.

2. Any organization not explicitly and constitutionally right-wing will sooner or later become left-wing.

3. The behavior of any bureaucratic organization can best be understood by assuming that it is controlled by a secret cabal of its enemies.

Of the Second Law, Conquest gave the Church of England and Amnesty International as examples. Of the Third, he noted that a bureaucarcy sometimes actually IS controlled by a secret cabal of its enemies--e.g. the postwar British secret service.

Posted at 02:53 PM

MORE INDIANS [Jonah Goldberg]

Since nobody is posting for some bizarre reason (or maybe because NRODT goes to bed every other Wednesday), I thought this email was interesting:

As an archaeologist, I have at least a professional interest in what terms to use.

Native American -- journalists love this. One journalist from Pennsylvania even told me that I should use the term "Native American" even if a tribal member specifically asks to be called "American Indian". Some groups explicitly reject the term Native American; others don't care.

Under federal regulations, American Indians, Alaska Natives, Native Hawaiians, and other Native Pacific Islanders of the U.S. trust territories are all called "Native Americans."

Also, I've read that "Native American" refers to a social or political group while "American Indian" refers to a biological or racial group. I don't think that is a rule than anyone normally follows.

In Canada, ther term of choice is First Nations. There are no Native Americans or American Indians north of the border.

At a workshop in Idaho a couple of years ago, the academics preferred the term "First Peoples". It hasn't caught on as far as I know.

The best advice I've heard -- on NPR of all places -- is that if you are refering to an individual or to a specific group, then you should always use the tribal name -- Western Shoshone, Northern Paiute, Cherokee, Mescalero Apache, Pima, Barbareno Chumash, etc. If you are making a general statement, as in "American Indian treaty rights" or "Native American gaming," then either Native American or American Indian is okay.

Using the specific tribal name works very well in my case because the tribes differ so much in their traditions, political positions, treaty rights, religious beliefs, etc. that in most cases it simply doesn't make sense to lump them all under one designation.


Posted at 02:50 PM

PROPER NAMES [Jonah Goldberg]

Important info from a reader:

I am a Swiss-German-Irish-Norwegian-English-American. Most of us don't mind being called Swiss-German-Irish-English-Norwegian-Americans, but "German-Swiss-Irish-English-Norwegian-American" and "Swiss-German-English-Irish-Norwegian-American" are generally considered offensive.

I just thought you'd like to know.


Posted at 01:43 PM

RE: INDIANS [John Derbyshire]
Jonah: My objection to "Native Americans" is that allocating this expression to Indians leaves me with no way to say "Americans who were actually born in the U.S.A.," as opposed to those Americans like me who signed up for the project. "Indians" isn't really very good, though, either, as you then have to make clear you're not talking about people from India. We really have a problem here. "Amerindians" has a clunky, contrived look about it. "Aborigines" would be fine, except that so many people would assume you were talking about Australians. Since most Americans of African ancestry seem not to mind being called "Blacks," we could just say "Reds" and "red" (or "Red," if they prefer)... but then that's going to get confusing because people might think we are talking about communists. We really need someone to invent a word here.

Posted at 01:06 PM

DOWD [Jonah Goldberg]

I don't normally read Maureen Dowd any more. Everything she writes feels forced and old. It's like she doesn't realize she was a hot commodity once because back then the zeitgeist rewarded mood and atmospherics and all around trivial thinking and now that the culture has moved on she tries too hard to get a reaction by performing the same old schtick twice as hard (it kind of reminds me of Bill Murray in Groundhog's Day when he tries to force the spontaneity of the snowball fight the third or fourth time).

Anyway, I had no idea she wrote a column today until Andrew Sullivan linked to it. Sullivan's rightly appalled. I doubt the Times will ever be able to come to grips with the fact that Dowd's column gives off the same vibe as watching your parents trying to dance or listening to Al Gore try to speak jive.



Posted at 12:18 PM

MORE ON INDIANS [Jonah Goldberg]

From another reader I didn't know was an Indian:


Some other stuff you may not have run into:

(1) the preferred pronunciation (out here at least) is two syllables: in-din.

(2) "Nation" is preferable to "tribe" -- when my Grandfather was born in the Choctaw Nation, "Indian Territory" was known by the residents as "the Nations".

(3) by a large majority, we *don't* object to names like "Washington Redskins". Indians organize a lot of life around "tomtems", symbolic representations.
For example, I'm a member of Raven Clan. If white people want to make Indians symbolic representations of power and courage and objects of veneration, that's okay. Sort of a shame it didn't happen earlier, but hell -- make it up to us, visit a casino.

Regards

[Name withheld]
(of the Choctaw Nation)


Posted at 11:49 AM

AH, THE MIRTH OF BACHELORHOOD [Jonah Goldberg]

I'm cleaning up my cave and I found this metal sign I used to have hanging in my kitchen when I was a single man. It reads:

WANTED: GOOD WOMAN Must Be Able To Clean, Cook, Sew, Dig Worms And Clean Fish.

Must Have Boat and Motor.

Please send picture of boat and motor.


Posted at 11:45 AM

BACK INTO MY CAVE [Jonah Goldberg]
Well, it looks like my schemes for getting out of the house to write my book will not pan out for the foreseeable future. So I will be working out of my basement office. Since the baby came I've been working above ground with the sun people. But now I must return to the stygian depths. I think I'm going to have to buy a new computer and some vitamin D. This also probably means that I won't need a 9-5, show-up-at-the-office researcher type. So I'm going to dive into the resumés this week. Also, if anyone has a very strong (and very informed) opinion on what kind of Mac I should get or how I can get Apple to give me a computer for "reviewing purposes" for the next 3 years, I'm all ears. Well, not literally all-ears as that would be pretty dangerous as ears are mostly cartilage and that would cause me to lose my respiratory system. But you get my point.

Posted at 11:21 AM

APPRECIATION [John Derbyshire]
Monday evening, a friend of mine who has a spacious apartment threw a book party for Prime Obsession. Over 60 people showed up, including entire cohorts from NR, The New Criterion, and the New York Sun. I had honestly not expected such a turnout. In the case of NR colleagues, it involved a real sacrifice of time, as this was an "editorial Monday," when it's all hands to the oars to get the next issue to press by mid-week. (Colleagues who had to stay to mind the shop are included in all these remarks without discrimination.) In the case of practically everybody, it was a selfless expression of personal support, as my book isn't even about politics or current events in any way, but math, to which most writerly types are ill-disposed. I am stunned and humbled with appreciation and gratitude. I am expressing this, as best I can, to individual attendees as I meet them, but a lot of those I don't see often are readers of The Corner, so I hope they will take this posting as sufficient until we meet. Let me tell you, it's quite something to be in an apartment full of people who have all showed up because of something you did. The event confirmed what I knew anyway: that conservatives are simply the best people there are.

Posted at 10:53 AM

MATH AND SUPREME COURT [Jonah Goldberg]
Woops. I fixed the link below. Here it is again.

Posted at 10:48 AM

I DID NOT KNOW THAT [Jonah Goldberg]

From a longtime reader who happens to be an American Indian:

Don't call us Native Americans.

We are American Indians.

Actually the preferred (non-NY Times) way is Tribal Name (Lakota, Ponca, etc), American Indian, Indian.

Even the founding members of American Indian Movement are against the use of
the term Native American.


Posted at 10:44 AM

HELPING NORTH KOREANS ESCAPE [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
Sen. Brownback introduces a bill to make seeking refugee status easier.

Posted at 10:29 AM

MOVEON.COM [Jonah Goldberg]
Since I'm a passionate opponent of all forms of online voting and I think MoveOn.com. is little more than what the Brown University student government would look like if it was transformed into a giant digitized hemorhoid, I'm pained by even calling attention to it. But they're having an online Democratic primary over there. It seems to me that as it is an open primary, everyone should feel free to cast their votes for Carol Mosley Braun, Dennis Kucinich, Al Sharpton or foot fungus -- whichever candidate would do the best job of bringing "the issues" front and center.

Posted at 10:27 AM

KINSLEY ON THE MICHIGAN CASES [Jonathan H. Adler]
Michael Kinsley calls it as he sees it:
the court is confused if it thinks that a subjective judgment full of unquantifiable factors is obviously fairer than a straightforward formula. But confusion seems to be a purposeful strategy. The court's message to universities and other selective, government-financed institutions is: We have fudged this dangerous issue. You should do the same.

Posted at 10:09 AM

ED CRANE & THE NEOCONS [Jonah Goldberg]
Crane (president of the libertarian Cato Institute) goes after the "neos."

Posted at 09:38 AM

SYNDICATED COLUMN [Jonah Goldberg]
On the Supreme Court.

Posted at 09:30 AM

SUPREME COURT & MATH [Jonah Goldberg]
This is a story for Ramesh & Derb.

Posted at 09:22 AM

QUOTES [Jonah Goldberg]

Lots of readers sending me their favorite Jonah-quotes. Modesty precludes me from posting them here. However, one reader sent me this one from the Derb which I like a great deal:

"Wherever there is a jackboot stomping on a human face there will be a well-heeled Western liberal to explain that the face does, after all, enjoy free health care and 100 percent literacy."

Posted at 09:05 AM

BLAIR BOOSTS FREEDOM FIGHTERS IN IRAN [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
And takes grief for it.

Posted at 07:16 AM

AFGHANISTAN, CAUGHT BETWEEN WORLDS [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
Two journalists who were arrested for blasphemy have been released, by order of President Karzai, but will be standing trial.

Posted at 07:15 AM

IMMIGRATION COPS [John J. Miller]
The Center for Immigration Studies is sponsoring a forum on Capitol Hill tomorrow on using local law-enforcement personnel to police immigration laws. It's an interesting idea, though not without its problems--all of it discussed intelligtently in this CIS paper.

Posted at 06:30 AM

FRENCH HAMAS [John J. Miller]
The French government isn't cracking down on Hamas: "There's a lot of intelligence to suggest that the French have become increasingly a conduit for funds to Hamas and that they're just not taking the steps that are necessary," says a State Department official, in this short item from Time magazine.

Posted at 06:10 AM

MOVIE REVIEW [John J. Miller]
There’s a great movie to be made out of William Golding’s novel Lord of the Flies, but the one released in 1990 isn’t it. I watched it last night. The actors are decent and some of the casting is quite good--the boy who plays Piggy looks like a 10-year-old Drew Carey, which is perfect--but the script leaves out important elements from the story and adds a few scenes and details that aren’t necessary. One example: Simon’s dialogue with the sow’s head (which isn’t obviously a sow in the movie) is completely missing, even though it is the moral center of the novel. The film is only 90 minutes long, but it drags and drags. I recently finished reading the book for the first time in many years and wanted to see how someone would interpret it on screen. What a big disappointment. Maybe I’ll try the 1963 version sometime, but my video-rental store doesn’t carry it.

Posted at 05:52 AM

BAGHDAD BOB REPORTEDLY CAUGHT [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
No word on his version of the story.

Posted at 05:14 AM

Tuesday, June 24, 2003

ANGRY READERS [Jonah Goldberg]

They're miffed about my syndicated column on income inequality.



Posted at 07:17 PM

AL QAEDA SWEEP IN MILAN [Kathryn Jean Lopez]

Posted at 06:01 PM

ME QUOTES [Jonah Goldberg]

RightwingNews has undertaken the immensely flattering task of compiling the best quotes by me in the last year. It makes for some very interesting reading for me -- how interesting it is for you I have no idea. Personally, I was surprised by how top-heavy with foreign policy stuff it is. I was also struck by how few one-liners there were. I can think of a few columns or quotes I'd have put on the list, but then again I didn't make the list. Still one has to wonder why the the guys at NRO's stalker site -- the G-Philes -- didn't think of doing this. Maybe the suits will come up with a little "Collected Wisdom of NRO" book one day. I think it'd sell pretty well. Anyway, many thanks to RightWingNews and if any readers actually have favorite quotes, I'd be curious to know what they are for purely self-indulgent reasons.



Posted at 05:45 PM

KEMP [Jonah Goldberg]

I liked this letter:


Jonah,

I know, I know, you only wanted folks whose hearts and minds were won over by Mr. Kemp's statement, but I was just wondering if I was the only one shaking my head (making that funny 'waugle-waugle' sound) trying to figure out if there were some paragraphs missing along about grafs 4 and 5? What purpose does it serve for Mr. Kemp to jump from college admissions equity to the practice of red-lining (actually banned by 1975's Home Mortgage Disclosure Act, and really, really banned in 1977 with the Community Reinvestment Act-- when Congress was seriously in the business of banning things they already banned).

From red-lining, Mr. Kemp's jumps to the 1992 FRB Boston study purporting to show a disparity of denials between blacks and whites (17% for blacks vs. 11% for whites). However, George Benston, writing for the CATO Institute in 1999, showed that the 1992 FRB Boston study was flawed. Benston writes:

"...FDIC economist David Horn in 1997 reviewed that [1992 Federal Reserve Bank Boston} study and, in addition to finding mistakes in the data, concluded that more relevant measures of a borrower's credit history, such as past delinquencies and whether the borrower met lenders' credit standards, explained the difference between lending levels to blacks and whites. In fact, 49 of the 70 banks studied did not reject any minority applicants. Two of the remaining 21 were responsible for half of the denials of black applicants. One of those banks was minority-owned, and the other had extensive minority outreach programs."

You can read Benston's article on-line at: http://www.cato.org/dailys/09-28-99.html

Dont' get me wrong. I'm not writing to bash Mr. Kemp. So then, what's the point of all this? First, I guess it's hard enough to debunk liberal misinformation and outdated study results without having conservative leaders like Mr. Kemp perpetuating bad data as facts. Second, the whole jump just seems like a reach, the sort of "feel-your-pain me-tooism" that a lot of liberal lip-biters engage in.

Well I feel better now. Thanks.

[Name withheld]
Dallas, Texas


Posted at 04:39 PM

TO ERR ISN'T TRUMAN [Jonah Goldberg]

A reader defends my whack at Harry:


Jonah,

In your G-file today you wrote:

Being a Democrat from Missouri, and being Dick Gephardt, it's not that surprising Gephardt would cater his comments to whatever the politics demand of him. The last president from Missouri had a similar predilection for telling people what they wanted to hear. H. L. Mencken said of Gephardt's hero: "If there had been any formidable body of cannibals in the country, Harry Truman would have promised to provide them with free missionaries fattened at the taxpayer's expense."
I have to disagree. If Harry Truman had focused on public opinion polls he would not have de-segregated the armed forces which opened the door for the Civil Rights Movement. In 1948 Democrats opposed desegregation. He also would not have recognized the State of Israel. He would not have sacked Douglas MacArthur, as he would have acquiesced to MacArthur's judgment on the conduct of the Korean War. He would not have broken the rail road workers strike.

Harry Truman was a leader first. Like President Bush he relied heavily on his faith, he put great stock in the value of his word and he didn't tolerate liars. Dick Gephardts only common trait with Harry S Truman is that of party affiliation, but remember that Ronald Reagan was a Democrat when Harry Truman was President. Harry Truman was born in the previous century, went to war at the age 33, married and experienced a significant financial setback by age 38, when he held his first elected office. Reagan also came to politics late in life, but Gephardt has been a politician all his life, aside from a 6 year stint as an Attorney in the Air National Guard, probably as a dodge against being drafted for Vietnam.

No, Jonah, I think you missed the mark on this reference. Harry Truman was not as conservative as we might like, but he does not deserve to be disgraced by being associated with Gephardt. And frankly, it is too late for Gephardt to use Truman as a role model, because Gephardt has chosen Clinton as his lodestone.


Posted at 03:58 PM

MORE FROM CEO [John J. Miller]
David Gersten of the Center for Equal Opportunity adds that the University of Michigan resorted to its noxious point system because it receives tens of thousands of applications every year--it needed a cold formula because it couldn't give individual attention to every aspiring student. The law school, by contrast, receives many fewer applications. Unless Michigan hires lots more undergrad admissions officers, it won't be able to replicate the law school model. I'm no optimist about what's going to happen in Ann Arbor--I suspect the undergrad admissions won't change much at all, except now it will be kept invisible. Yet it does suggest that the school--and so many big public universities like it--will be vulnerable to lawsuits in the future. A dim silver lining, perhaps, but a silver lining nonetheless.

Posted at 03:25 PM

CEO SAYS... [John J. Miller]
Here's what the Center for Equal Opportunity is saying about the Michigan rulings: "The Supreme Court decision is disappointing because it is a missed opportunity. The justices could have made clear that race and ethnic preferences can never be used. On the other hand, it remains clear that preferences can be illegal: If the use of race is like the Michigan undergrad admissions system, then it is illegal. Our experience is that the undergrad approach is more common than the law school approach. The Supreme Court has sent everyone back to the trenches. We are happy to continue the fight and hope the Bush administration will join us there in rooting out illegal admissions programs – especially in light of their lukewarm amicus brief filed for the cases. The left is claiming the decision is not just a stamp of approval but a directive to universities to use race. This is not true. The court has not said that preferences are moral or right. It has not said that using race is wise policy. It has certainly not made the use of race mandatory. Just the opposite, it says the use of race should end in 25 years. We will try to move up that date by talking with university administrators, legislators, and the administration."

Posted at 03:17 PM

AN OPEN INVITATION [Jonah Goldberg]
Any reader who thought that the Supreme Court ruled incorrectly but now thinks otherwise on the strength of Jack Kemp's statement -- I want to hear from you. Note: I'm not asking if you agree with Kemp, but that you disagreed with the Court until you heard Kemp was "pleased" with the decision. My guess is that such a person does not exist.

Posted at 02:48 PM

MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE THE CURRENT PONNURU NR COVER STORY IS ON O'CONNOR.... [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
Jack Kemp Statement on Supreme Court Decision on Affirmative Action June 24, 2003

I was pleased with the Supreme Court landmark opinion yesterday in Grutter v. Bollinger that higher education institutions may use race as a factor in admission decisions to achieve diversity. Also, President Bush’s statement applauding the decision is highly commendable. But we must not lose sight of the reality that the effort to create a more open and more just society continues today and in the foreseeable future.

Some of my conservative friends are disappointed with Justice O’Conner and the Supreme Court’s decision, as they hoped the Supreme Court would take a strong stand and rule, categorically, that race could never be a consideration, under any circumstance. In his most recent column George Will cited Justice Clarence Thomas’ dissent, who quoted an 1865 Frederick Douglass address: "The American people have always been anxious to know what they shall do with us. . . . Do nothing with us! Your doing with us has already played the mischief with us. . . . All I ask is, give [the Negro] a chance to stand on his own legs. Let him alone!" But the problem is that the “negro” was not left alone. People of color were denied their 14th Amendment rights.

While I agree that ultimately a color blind society should be our goal, we certainly are not there yet. Blacks were removed from the mainstream economy, denied access to education, job opportunities and access to capital and ownership. Thus, African-Americans have long been denied their full measure of justice under the law and while great progress has been made, we have a long way to go.

Race relations in the United States have also come a long way from the times of slavery, segregation and Jim Crow. However, the goal of affirmative action was meant not only to remedy the past discrimination associated with slavery, but the legacy of systemic racist practices such as “red lining.” Red lining was a practice, officially outlawed in 1968, whereby banks literally drew a red line on a map around certain areas, and if you lived inside the red line your loan application was automatically rejected.

As recently as 1992, the Federal Reserve Bank of Boston published a landmark study showing why black mortgage applicants were rejected more often than white applicants were. Without access to capital it is near impossible to accumulate wealth. Franklin Raines, President and CEO of Fannie Mae, noted during a speech at Howard University, “Without wealth, it’s hard to send your kids to college. Without college, it’s hard to get a good job. Without a good job, it’s hard to earn a good income. Without a good income, it’s hard to obtain property. And, without property and the capital to leverage it, it’s hard to create wealth to send your kids to college. And the chain of denial continues.”

Within this context I applaud the Supreme Court’s decision and, as an American, I know that factoring diversity into these decisions can make our country stronger while continuing our progress in remedying past unequal treatment of African-Americans as well as other people of color.

Posted at 02:38 PM

JUSTICE SPECTER [Jonathan H. Adler]
A reader inquires: " if Senator Specter were nominated and confirmed, would he still use ancient Scottish law to decide cases?"

Posted at 01:48 PM

SEE DICK MANGLE THE CONSTITUTION [Jonathan H. Adler]
Eugene Volokh is attempting to give Rep. Dick Gephardt a lesson in constitutional law -- and Gephardt has a lot to learn. Judging from his office's response, Gephardt seems not to understand that the Constitution created a republic, not a dictatorship. The president is very powerful, but he cannot -- as Gephardt suggested -- unilaterally overturn Supreme Court decisions. While Gephardt's remark was shockingly stupid for a serious presidential candidate -- far worse than mangling or forgetting a foreign leader's name -- I agree with Jack Balkin that it is not comparable to Trent Lott's Thurmond gaffe.

Posted at 01:43 PM

NEXT STOP IRAN? [John J. Miller]
Public support for military action in Iran is pretty high, according to this poll.

Posted at 01:28 PM

SEN. CHICKEN [John J. Miller]
Someone once said of Orrin Hatch: "Don't count your Hatch before he's chickened."

Posted at 01:25 PM

FILIBUSTER BUSTERS [Jonathan H. Adler]
Howard Bashman reports on Senator John Cornyn's latest efforts to end the filibuster of federal judicial nominees.

Posted at 12:33 PM

WHAT IS IT WITH THESE GUYS? [Jonathan H. Adler]
First Senator Schumer recommends Senator Specter to fill the next vacancy on the Supreme Court; now Senator Specter is recommending Senator Hatch.

Posted at 12:32 PM

I'M GOING TO MCDONALDS [Jonah Goldberg]
I'm going to be stuck waiting for my car for a while longer. This will be my first visit since last summer. I'm really looking forward to it -- and the shame which will come afterwards. Back in a bit.

Posted at 12:30 PM

THROW A DOG A BONE [Jonah Goldberg]

Okay maybe it's not a big victory in the strict, rational, factually correct sense. But considering how pretty much anything called censorship these days is doomed, I'll take my victories where I can.


Posted at 12:28 PM

LIBRARY PORN [Jonathan H. Adler]
Not to burst Jonah's bubble, but even were I "pro-censorship" -- which I certainly am not -- I would not consider the Supreme Court's decision yesterday upholding provisions of the Child Internet Protection Act a "victory," big or otherwise. All that the decision holds is that if a library accepts government funding of internet access, it must also install filters so that children may not access "adult" material provided that libraries disable such filters at the request of any adult who wishes to view such material for a lawful purpose. To me, this is not a big deal (nor is it a serious infringement on public libraries).

Eugene Volokh has some additional observations on the case here and here.

Posted at 12:23 PM

RE: LITHWICK V DELLINGER [ Jonah Goldberg]

Jon - I think it's an interesting exchange too. But as I note in my G-File, Lithwick makes a strange statement, especially for someone touting her intellectual honesty. She writes: "I was terrified that today might have seen a thick dark cloud blot out all the good that affirmative action programs have achieved over the decades."

Can someone explain that to me? If the Federal Government became colorblind tomorrow, would the millions of blacks who've entered the middle and upper classes suddenly be reduced to poverty? Would all of the blacks with degrees from Ivy League colleges and law schools have to give back their diplomas? Would the Congressional Black Caucus vanish and be replaced with pro-Jim Crow congressmen?

Of course not. In fact, most schools (and corporations) would still do everything they could to pursue diversity, because the ideology has sunk in.

I think this view is very widespread among liberals today. They do not believe any social program can outlive its usefullness, especially on the issue of race. This is why I'm so skeptical and disappointed with O'Connor's waffle that maybe in 25 years we won't need affirmative action any more. The left will never, ever abandon their faith in preferences, especially if -- like Lithwick -- they believe that the repeal of state sanctioned benign discrimination will also result in the repeal of all the progress (real or perceived) such discrimination has achieved.

Indeed, the logic of the diversity argument should reject any suggestion that in 25 years or in 2,500 diversity will ever be less useful. Unlike affirmative action which was framed as a temporary remedy, diversity is forever.


Posted at 12:13 PM

A BIG VICTORY [Jonah Goldberg]

As one of the only pro-censorship conservatives out of the closet these days, let me say that I think that yesterday's decision on libraries was a huge win. Yes, yes, there are some legitimate federalism issues that we can argue about, but the basic notion that the government is still capable of healthy censorship has been reaffirmed and that's good news.

The American Library Association considers it an "unseemly burden" to have to disable the filters for specific patrons who want access to adult material in public libraries. Well, less than a decade ago most libraries didn't even have internet access. Was it an unseemly burden to have to ask librarians to order medical books or, more likely, hardcore porn from other libraries? Convenience and liberty aren't the same thing. If it's a little harder for library patrons to log onto BigButts.com I will sleep just fine.

Jonah Goldberg


Posted at 12:00 PM

ENOUGH GAY MARRIAGE FOR TODAY [Jonah Goldberg]

The G-File is about to go up and today is a day when there are more pressing issues in the news, so I'll stop posting gay marriage letters with these two. But I should say I am still against gay marriage. I am in favor of some compromise position -- civil unions or some other private contract which is not marriage -- in part because I think it's probably the right policy given the world we live in today, but also because I simply fear that conservatives will lose everything if they continue an all-or-nothing policy when it comes to homosexuality in America. If a compromise isn't found, the courts will eventually snatch the issue out of the democratic process entirely. Anyway, this argument will continue. The two last letters for now:

Jonah -- I am a "Religious Right" Christian, (though I do have a number of libertarian tendencies). I am growing more concerned every day about what "gay marriage" will do to our society. I thought the comments by Scott Lively were way overdone, but I must say that, while I am a +very+ big fan of yours, and don't want to have any part of "burning-the-apostate", I was +very+ disappointed that you've apparently thrown in the towel on the issue of gay marriage. I think that even if we lose the battle, we must engage the enemy. I'd like to think that you haven't raised the white flag on this, but what other conclusion could I draw? Your devoted fan, [Name withheld] St. Paul

And...


Jonah,

I'm an Eastern Orthodox Christian, and would be described by many as socially conservative in my opinions and attitudes.

Sadly, I have to admit that Mr. Lively's screed against you, and against homosexuals in general, displays not the least bit of Christian charity we are commanded to exemplify in our lives. Homosexuals are NOT Nazis, and we should not be treating them like an enemy to be defeated in battle.

If Christians are going to demand followers of Islam to speak out against the radical Islamists among their ranks, then we must speak out against the radical elements in our own ranks. Scott Lively has no place among the followers of Jesus Christ.

Sincerely,
[Name withheld]
Rancho Santa Margarita, CA


Posted at 11:49 AM

DELLINGER V. LITHWICK [Jonathan H. Adler]
Former Acting Solicitor General Walter Dellinger and Supreme Court maven Dahlia Lithwick have an interesting exchange on the Michigan cases over at Slate. Both are fairly liberal -- Dellinger served in the Clinton Administration -- both are devout supporters of affirmative action, but they are split over Justice O'Connor's majority opinion. Dellinger finds it a masterful sequel to Justice Powell's (in)famous Bakke decision. Lithwick, on the other hand, finds the opinion "crazy" and writes "intellectual honesty doesn't let me accept O'Connor's basic ends-justifies-the-means approach to upholding" affirmative action (see last Monday posting). With luck, their exchange will continue today.

Posted at 11:35 AM

ANOTHER VIEW [Jonah Goldberg]
Dear Jonah, I'm a convservative Catholic in the fullest sense of the term--both theologically and poitically. As such, I agree with the Magisterium that sodomy is a sin. However, I don't see that position as necessitating opposition to gay marriage as it does implicate resistance to legalized abortion. In an e-mail you posted on the Corner, one of your readers likened your acquiesence to gay marriage to National Review's (hypothetical) throwing in the towel on abortion because Roe v. Wade is the law of the land. The two cases are hardly parallel, however, because abortion involves a right whereas homoexuality, even if you think it is a sin, only involves consensual decisions (remarkably poor decisions that lead the agent into sin, but not the violation of a right). You don't see Catholics actively seeking the criminalization of divorce, and so should it be with gay marriage. If we had our way, everyone would be Catholic and the law of the land would be the Magisterium's teaching, but that's not going to happen. Better to just teach your kids it's a sin and spend political capital on more important (and more feasible) goals such as the crimilization of abortion. Given a choice between a pro-life, pro-gay marriage and a pro-choice, anti-gay marriage candidate, I'd go with the former in a heartbeat.

Posted at 11:20 AM

HUH? [Jonah Goldberg]

I don't get it. Andrew Sullivan is vexed by my reprinting a letter from a reader which contained the following observation:

"Many social conservatives in America believe there is a God and a Holy Spirit and a Bible that condemns homosexuality as an abomination, and they will not be defeated."

And then Andrew asks, "Can you imagine Jonah quoting a fundamentalist Muslim who simply asserted that 'many social conservatives in America believe there is one God who is Allah and a Koran that says that women have no right to vote.'"

Um, I can. In fact, I've quoted letters from all sorts of readers I disagree with on one level or another. But I don't even disagree with either the real or even the hypothetical quotes above. I mean: Aren't they both statements of fact? Many religious conservatives do believe there's a God and a Holy Spirit and that homosexuality is an abomination and many Muslims do believe there is only one God who is Allah etc etc. Andrew may or may not be right that simply quoting scripture or the Koran isn't an effective argument in this day and age, but simply because Andrew feels that way doesn't mean that perspective should be permanently barred from the debate, does it? Just speaking personally, I think it makes the Corner a better and more interesting place when I quote letters from readers who disagree with me.


Posted at 11:08 AM

THE STRATEGY [Jonah Goldberg]

I've been listening to quite a bit of NPR on the Michigan decisions. It's fairly shocking how nearly universal the unanimity is on the conventional wisdom that this was a "huge victory" for affirmative action. I think it's pretty clear it was a victory and it may even be a huge one. But I can't help but get the sense that the liberals have some talking points here since so few of them could have possibly read and digested all of the details already. I mean, prior to the decision any suggestion that the undergraduate quota system was unconstitutional was considered outrageous sacrilege. Now, the President of the University of Michigan won't say an even vaguely critical word on the court's conclusion that UM was unconstitutionally discriminating against non-preferred-minority students. Plus, they keep saying things like, "the court has issued a clear message" and "a solid majority of the court supports affirmative action" etc etc. Well, I could swear that when the Supreme Court ruled in Bush V. Gore it was a "narrow," "bitterly divided" and "highly partisan" decision. I guess decisiveness is more subjective than I thought.

I think the strategy here is for the pro-preferences crowd to declare this is a much larger, much more clear cut, much bigger victory than the decision actually is so that they can stifle any future debate on the subject. Or, maybe it is a huge victory, but those who are saying so aren't taking the time to confirm that before saying so. The more they say this is an unequivocable triumph, the easier it will be to say, "The Supreme Court has spoken" and "this is settled law." And, I'm afraid, it will be a very successful strategy.


Posted at 10:51 AM

VWNVA [Jonah Goldberg]

I'm at the VW dealership in Northern Virginia getting my two year service check up on my car. They provide free high speed internet access so I'm hanging with you from out here. Kind of cool.


Posted at 10:34 AM

DESPERATELY SEEKING POLYAMORY [Stanley Kurtz]
Blogger Tom Sylvester has more on folks who support gay marriage as a road to legalized polyamory--but who try to disguise that fact.

Posted at 09:46 AM

JUSTICE GONZALES [John J. Miller]
A nice line in today's Wall Street Journal editorial about the Michigan cases: "In one sense it is the first Supreme Court decision issued by White House Counsel Alberto Gonzales, who is widely believed to be President Bush's choice for the High Court when the next Justice retires. Mr. Gonzales helped to overrule those at the Justice Department who understood how Justice O'Connor would interpret their brief's legal ambivalence." I hope the White House is listening.

Posted at 09:39 AM

PIPES ON THE HEARING [Stanley Kurtz]
Dan Pipes takes on the higher-education lobby’s obfuscation on Title VI. At last Thursday’s hearing, they claimed that Edward Said had little remaining influence within Middle East studies. Pipes did a search of syllabi in the field and found that Said is still one of the most assigned authors. By the way, yesterday I put up a guide to the video of the Title VI hearing. For some reason, that video was unavailable for part of the day. (Maybe the site crashed after visits by Corner readers, or maybe it was just a technical hitch.) In any case, as of last evening, the video was back and working.

Posted at 09:16 AM

TWO WORDS: DAVID SOUTER [Stanley Kurtz]
Conservatives are blaming Sandra Day O’Connor for yesterday’s affirmative action ruling, and with justice. But don’t forget David Souter. Souter’s was put on the Court by the first president Bush, at the recommendation of John Sununu. Souter was supposed to be a conservative without a paper trail. He turned out to be one of the most reliably liberal voices on the Court. The Souter nomination is arguably the greatest setback conservatives have experienced in the past twenty years. We take his presence on the Court for granted now, but America would probably be a different, and significantly more conservative place if Souter’s position had been filled even by someone like O’Connor, let alone a strong conservative like Scalia. Let’s keep the Souter fiasco in mind as we approach retirements on the Court.

Posted at 09:13 AM

OOOO EEEEE OOO, AH AH AH [Jonah Goldberg]

This gibberish is from another reader under the header "Your use of French...":

c'est abominable! John Kerry m'a dit a vous parlez que le phrase propre sera "La Revue National, c'est moi!"

Posted at 09:07 AM

A WINGMAN [Jonah Goldberg]

From a reader:

Dear Jonah,

I am a Christian. Most would say I'm a conservative Christian. I think I'm barely a Christian at all, but I'm a priest in the Episcopal Church where that doesn't really matter anymore. In any event, how Mr. Lively can interpret your considered and clearly expressed comments on homosexual civil unions the way he does is beyond me. I don't understand the more militant wing of the gay lobby. Apparently, I understand their counterparts on the "pro-family" side even less. I think I understand Andrew Sullivan. I think I understand the dialogue which you and your colleagues have on this subject in The Corner. I think I even understand "Derb" sometimes, but the weed has to be really sweet. (To appreciate the English and their approach to philosophy one need only consider their use of the term "nonsense.") What I don't understand is Scott Lively.


Posted at 09:05 AM

MORE ANGRY SOCIAL CONS [Jonah Goldberg]

These guys are vexed with me as well.

For the record, I do not enjoy nor do I seek to have religious conservatives mad at me. I've never tried to score points off what some call "theocons" -- a few good-natured jokes notwithstanding. It would be nice if these guys didn't fall prey to the burn-the-apostate thinking the left is so prone to. We'll see.


Posted at 08:58 AM

L'NATIONAL REVIEW EST MOI? [Jonah Goldberg]

From a reader:


Dear Mr. Goldberg,

I whole-heartedly agree with Scott Lively's article about conservatives (like you) throwing in the towel on the homosexual agenda issue. This is a large black-eye for National Review, as it is akin to saying, on the heels of Roe v. Wade, "abortion is the law of the land, so we might as well learn to live with it".

Many politically active Christian conservatives feel we have been given the short shrift by Marc Racicot and the RNC on this, and would really like to see National Review lay their cards down on the table regarding this issue. Even if you don't believe that the Bible is the unerring Word of God, surely you can see the utility of that World-View.

If need be, we will fight this abomination without the RNC, and without NR, but fight it we shall.

My response: I don't see how my comments in the Corner and in my syndicated column constitute a large black eye for National Review. National Review, let's recall, ran a huge cover story in defense of a constitutional amendment outlawing gay marriage. Its editorial position has not changed on that. And it has laid its cards on the table many times on this issue -- in the social conservatives' favor. And I don't think it's even fair to say that anything close to the bulk of NRO's discussion of the subject has been as this reader or the lively Mr. Lively would like people to believe.

As for the substance, I've laid out my position several times and will several times more I suspect. But let me just say here I don't think the Roe comparison is particularly apt, even from the pro-life position since this view holds that abortion amount to murder and therefor the victims of abortion are far more concrete and the victimization far more acute than anything predicted on the downsides of gay marriage.


Posted at 08:48 AM

ATTENTION ALL WALL STREET-AREA CORNERITES [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
What you are doing on your lunch break: Checking out William F. Buckley Jr. at Borders at 12:30 (100 B'way, between Wall and Pine). He’ll be speaking and signing copies of his latest book, Getting It Right.

Posted at 08:24 AM

RAKE'S PROGRESS [Rick Brookhiser]
The talk on Gentleman Revolutionary at Barnes & Noble on E. 86 St. went very well. Surprise guest: a relative of Gouverneur Morris, my hero.

Posted at 08:19 AM

THESE PEOPLE ARE ELECTED OFFICIALS OF THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
Barbara Lee (D., Calif) says the Bush White House is pursing "white supremacist" policics, at Jesse Jackson's confab.

Posted at 08:12 AM

SCOTT LIVELY [Jonah Goldberg]
Here's his website

Posted at 06:36 AM

GOING DOWN FIGHTING [Jonah Goldberg ]

The following letter appeared in yesterday's Washington Times. I would link to it, but I can't find it on their website (I got it from Nexis). Anyway, I thought folks around here would be interested to know that I'm a muddle brained liberal Frenchman:

In an online Commentary published Friday in The Washington Times ["Time to face facts, gays gain victory"], National Review writer Jonah Goldberg says that the homosexuals have all but won the culture war and that it is time for social conservatives to make the best of what they consider a bad situation.

Mr. Goldberg is, indeed, not a social conservative or any kind of conservative at all since [in my opinion] conservatism is associated with clear logical thinking. No clear-thinking person believes that the homosexual sexual ethic and that of the family-based society can peacefully coexist. The opposing presuppositions about sexuality, marriage, family and culture inherent in these world views are contradictory and mutually exclusive. One must prevail at the expense of the other.

Mr. Goldberg, therefore, is not a well-intentioned Neville Chamberlain seeking to placate the implacable. At best, he is one of the traitorous Vichy French, sympathetic to the conquering invader. At worst, he is Tokyo Rose, an enemy feigning friendship and sympathy to better undermine the morale of our troops.

Mr. Goldberg's own banner is not the white flag of surrender, but the rainbow flag of multiculturalism. The homosexual movement has, indeed, made great gains in the recent past and expects even greater victories in the near future. Things look grim for the natural family in America.

Yet, capitulation to a new pan-social homosexual mind-set would be cultural suicide. The homosexual movement in a society is analogous to the AIDS virus in the human body: It is not benign but destructive; it thrives at the expense of the host, and you're most likely to get it by saying yes to sodomy. The best way to avoid it is through abstinence until lifelong monogamous heterosexual marriage.

Mr. Goldberg wants us all to say yes to sodomy, much as the French said yes to Nazism and for the same unprincipled reason the desire to be on the winning side. I, for one, would rather go down fighting for what is right namely, the protection of the critically important unit on which our society, and all societies, are built the natural family.

Viva la resistance.

SCOTT LIVELY

President

Pro-Family Law Center

Sacramento, Calif.

Update: I now see Andrew Sullivan quotes the same letter this morning.


Posted at 06:32 AM

Monday, June 23, 2003

GEPHARDT WAS NOT MISQUOTED [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
I knew I wasn't just mean.

Posted at 09:47 PM

JEB BUSH PRE-DECISION [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
Writing for NRO in April.

Posted at 05:19 PM

THE OTHER BUSH ON MICHIGAN [John J. Miller]
Jeb's statement is better than his brother's--it doesn't surrender, but makes the best of a crummy situation: "The Supreme Court's decision today acknowledges that race-conscious college admissions policies are ultimately at odds with the guarantee of equal protection under the law. Instead of striking down these policies on this basis, the court allowed their limited use, but suggested their eventual demise. ... We remain committed to diversity in Florida, but believe it must be achieved in ways that comply with the Constitution's purpose of doing away with all government discrimination based on race. We're going to stay the course on race-neutral admissions and expand our programs to reach all Florida students who yearn for higher education."

Posted at 05:16 PM

I'M BACK. [Jonah Goldberg]
Sorry for my absense today. I had a series of meetings, including a follow-up with the DMV. The good news is that I am now street legal (which would actually be a good phrase to describe Jon Adler's fashion sense).

Posted at 05:12 PM

MICHIGAN ON MICHIGAN [John J. Miller]
University of Michigan president Mary Sue Coleman celebrates: "The Court has provided two important signals. The first is a green light to pursue diversity in the college classroom. The second is a road map to get us there. We will modify our undergraduate system to comply with today's ruling, but make no mistake: We will find the route that continues our commitment to a richly diverse student body."

Posted at 05:10 PM

GEPHARDT MISQUOTED? [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
Eugene Volokh is giving him the benbedit of the doubt, that he's been misquoted.

Posted at 05:01 PM

BROOKHISER--MORE INFO [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
It's at 7 p.m. tonight. Sorry we missed leaving that info earlier.

Posted at 04:35 PM

THE BEER TAX [Ramesh Ponnuru]
A lot of the damage done by the first President Bush on taxes has been repaired. The "luxury taxes" he increased are now gone. But he also doubled the federal tax on beer, from $9 to $18 a barrel, and that levy remains in effect. Taxes (not just the federal ones) account for 44 percent of the price of beer. Now Republicans Chris Cox of California and Phil English of Pennsylvania, both House members, have introduced a bill rolling back Bush's tax increase. It would knock $1.25 off the price of a case of beer. What's not to like?

Posted at 04:32 PM

MORE NR BOOKS [Julie Crane]
WFB will be speaking/signing books (his new novel, Getting It Right) tomorrow from 12:30 to 1:30 at Borders, 100 Broadway, between Wall and Pine Streets.

Posted at 04:08 PM

BUSH ON MICHIGAN [John J. Miller]
President Bush's statement on the Supreme Court's Michigan rulings is a major letdown: "I applaud the Supreme Court for recognizing the value of diversity on our Nation's campuses." Oh, please. There is precious little to "applaud" here. More Bush: "Today's decisions seek a careful balance between the goal of campus diversity and the fundamental principle of equal treatment under the law." Perhaps the rulings do "seek" such a thing, but they do not in fact achieve it. Not even close. Color-coded admissions will be in our future for a long time.

Posted at 03:51 PM

NEW YORKERS: DON'T FORGET [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
Rick Brookhiser's book talking tonight in Manhattan. Details here.

Posted at 03:48 PM

A GOOD SIGN THAT A DECISION IS BAD [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
Statement of Senator Edward M. Kennedy on Supreme Court's Decision in the University of Michigan Affirmative Action Case

The Court's decision is a resounding vindication for the fundamental principle that affirmative action can be used in education to promote equality of opportunity for all students and encourage interaction among students of diverse backgrounds. Our country has made extraordinary progress over the past half century toward equality of opportunity in all aspects of our society, and affirmative action has been an indispensable part of that success. The entire nation is fortunate that the Supreme Court, even if by the narrowest of margins, has again refused to slam the door on that progress.

Posted at 02:56 PM

MORE ON MISSILE DEFENSE [John J. Miller]
I've received several smart emails on my missile-defense article today. One aerospace engineer makes this point: "A successful test does not mean that the item under test worked properly, but rather that the test was able to produce useful information. For example, had the missile intercepted the target, but telemetry not been received and recorded, the missile would have been a success but the test itself would only have been partly successful." Also, a staffer at the Media Research Center has forwarded this link, showing how the press focuses on missile-defense tests that aren't perfect and ignores the ones that go very well.

Posted at 01:51 PM

SEEKING POLYAMORY [Stanley Kurtz]
Blogger Tom Sylvester has an important post about an activist honest enough to say what gay marriage really means to her.

Posted at 12:16 PM

LOBBYING CONGRESS [Stanley Kurtz]
Attention Corner readers. Uncle Stan wants YOU, to help wipe out leftist bias in the academy. That means all of you. But especially if you live in the Northern Philadelphia suburbs or Bucks County; or downtown San Diego, Imperial Beach; or downtown Chicago, the West Side of Chicago, or the west Chicago suburbs; or Northeast Youngstown, Ohio, Warren, and part of Akron; or South Texas, including most of Hidalgo County and McAllen; or the Las Vegas suburbs; or the Northeast part of Augusta Georgia; or Northwest Georgia, especially Rome, parts of Columbus and Marietta; or East Georgia, especially Athens, most of Augusta, and Savannah; or Western Michigan, especially Muskegon and Holland. If you live in any of these places, then you live in the district of one of the ten Congressmen on the House Subcommittee on Select Education. Even if you don’t live in these districts, a letter or phone call from you could matter. So please see my piece today reporting on the contentious congressional hearing I appeared at last week and consider writing or calling a committee member with the request that he support the creation of a permanent supervisory board for programs of Middle Eastern studies and other area studies. Despite years of complaints of bias in the academy, there may never have been a congressional hearing on the subject. This may be the best chance we’ve had to actually do something about the problem of campus political correctness. Congressional action on this issue would send a very big message to the academy as a whole. So please consider writing to a committee member, especially if you live in his district.

Posted at 12:14 PM

KRAMER ON TITILE VI HEARINGS [Stanley Kurtz]
Here’s Martin Kramer’s take, over at his blog, Sandstorm, on last Thursday’s Congressional hearings on Title VI.

Posted at 12:09 PM

WATCHING TITLE VI [Stanley Kurtz]
If you want to see me clash with the higher education lobby at the hearings on bias in federally funded programs of Middle East and other area studies, here’s the video. There are five witnesses at this hearing, the first two do not speak to the controversy. You can skip them if you like and begin with my testimony at 24:45. (See clock at lower right.) After my five minute introductory testimony come the two defenders of Title VI, each of whom offers a rebuttal to my testimony. The second one, Terry Hartle, is the main representative of the higher education lobby and the more dangerous opponent. After our five minute statements come questions from the Congressmen and some clashes. You can fast forward past the non-controversial witnesses and cut to the good stuff. Some of my better responses come at 44:30; 58:47-1:01; 1:04-1:07; 1:14-1:16. I’m not sure, but this may be the first time Michel Foucault has ever been mentioned at a Congressional hearing. The woman transcribing the testimony ran up to me frantically when the hearing was over asking how to spell his name.

Posted at 11:45 AM

CONSERVATIVES & GAY MARRIAGE [Stanley Kurtz]
In a stunning revelation of what one man’s “conservative” case for gay marriage is all about, Chicago Tribune columnist Steve Chapman columnist criticizes me (along with David Frum and Pat Buchanan–quite a pair) for failing to see the conservative potential of gay marriage. In “Embracing Age-Old Monogamy,” Chapman asks why conservatives like Kurtz see gay marriage as a zero sum game. After all, says Chapman, gay marriage would only heighten monogamy, thereby strengthening conservative values. Of course, Chapman omits even to mention my argument, which is that gay marriage, in a variety of ways, would open a path to legalized polygamy-polyamory. But it’s worse than that. It turns out that Chapman himself, while chastising conservatives for ignoring the monogamous potential of gay marriage, is a supporter of state sanctioned polygamy. In August of 2001, Chapman’s Chicago Tribune column was called, “Our Unwarranted Ban on Polygamy.” In that column, Chapman called for state sanctioned polygamy. Not only that, but Chapman did so on the grounds that denying state recognition to polygamous marriages was just like refusing to recognize gay marriage. Chapman went further and articulated a “conservative case” for polygamy, arguing that refusing to allow polygamous men to marry only discourages the responsible step of having them simultaneously marry their several women partners. So while Steve Chapman complains about my refusal to recognize the monogamous potential of gay marriage, he himself has been touting gay marriage as a justification for legalized polygamy! Not only does Chapman fail to acknowledge or understand the link I draw between gay marriage and polygamy, he himself is an ultimate example of the connection. The idea that polygamous marriage will encourage “responsible adult behavior,” rather than undermine the monogamy that Chapman pretends to favor, is absurd. At least in this case, the “conservative” case for gay marriage is just a bogus cover for a radical libertarianism that can only destroy the institution of marriage.

Posted at 11:44 AM

AS PEOPLE READ THE DECISIONS... [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
...which are long...readers and writers are emailing, highlighting some good lines. Even if the decision wasn't ideal, we can still enjoy some highlights, like this, from Scalia: “[T]he University of Michigan Law School’s mystical ‘critical mass’ justification for its discrimination by race challenges even the most gullible mind.”

Posted at 11:42 AM

"PLEASE RETIRE" [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
John J., you're up for a Supreme Court nominations battle? Cool. I'll go on vacation!

Posted at 11:39 AM

PREFERENCES [John J. Miller]
On first glance, the Michigan ruling looks like a big disappointment. Will await the judgment of Brother Clegg. Memo to Sandra Day O'Connor: You've given the Left all it needs to keep preferences in education alive for another generation. Please retire now.

Posted at 11:22 AM

SUPREME COURT SITE REVISED [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
I sent you to the wrong url: keep watch here.

Posted at 10:40 AM

SUPREME COURT SITE [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
I don't see the opinion online yet, but should be here when it is.

Posted at 10:33 AM

STAY TUNED [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
For analysis today on the Supreme Court ruling on NRO.

Posted at 10:29 AM

HOLD THE PRESSES... [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
...the joys of reporting as news is happening. it's a split decision. undergrad-admissions program knocked down (don't like the point system), graduate okay. Sounds confusing and annoying.

Posted at 10:25 AM

"AFFIRMATIVE ACTION" [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
No to sound like a pollster, but let's use "Supreme Court upholds Preferences." So much for Fox News as a right-wing conspirator!

Posted at 10:21 AM

SUPREME COURT RULES [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
on Michigan. Upholds the policy. A surprise. 5-4

Posted at 10:14 AM

THE ABORTION BOAT HITS POLAND [Kathryn Jean Lopez]

Posted at 09:53 AM

"RADICAL EXTREME" WHITE HOUSE [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
Dems battle for the looney vote at Jesse Jackson lovefest.

Posted at 09:29 AM

RE: SADDAM & SONS [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
Jordan's Abdullah thinks Saddam's alive.

Posted at 09:05 AM

MULLAH TIME [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
Mark Steyn on Iran. And Ledeen in the Washington Post.

Posted at 08:59 AM

GOT SADDAM AND SONS? [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
That's at least the hope, about a convoy strike last week.

Posted at 08:56 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JUSTICE THOMAS [Jonathan H. Adler]
Today Clarence Thomas turns 55.

Posted at 08:19 AM

DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE SUPREME COURT [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
President Dick Gephardt will fix the Michigan ruling if he doesn't like it.

Posted at 08:10 AM

RE: THE SEATING OF POP [John Derbyshire]
E-mails are pouring in from outraged Mayans. I am sorry. I should have noted that the 18-month business applies to only one of the Mayan year-schema, the so-called "vague year," or haab. The sacerdotal year--the tzolkin--is of course quite different, consisting of two intermeshing cycles, one of 13 days, the other of 20.

Posted at 06:48 AM

THE SEATING OF POP [John Derbyshire]
JJ: Fascinating people, the Mayans. Their year had 18 months, of which the names were as follows: Pop, Uo, Zip, Zotz, Tzec, Xuc, Yaxkin, Mol, Chen, Yax, Zac, Ceh, Mac, Kankin, Maun, Pax, Kayab and Cumku. The numbering of days in each month began with zero. The first day of the year, that is Pop 0 (properly known as "the seating of Pop"), was sometime in July.

Posted at 05:17 AM

Sunday, June 22, 2003

THE RAKE IN NYC [Rick Brookhiser]
Okay, Cornerites, my car is a 1977 Camarro. A trunk like a glove compartment, not good on corners, useless in snow, but give it a long, long hill, and watch the bullying truckers fade.

I also have an ideological point in boasting. I was gassing up on the Mass Pike last week, when a biker on a Harley stopped alongside. "I love your--" he began. "Car," I was sure would follow. "--column in the New York Observer," he actually said. "I also liked your Hamilton book." "Well," I said, recovering, "I have a new one on Gouverneur Morris." "Yes," he replied, "I read the review in NR," and he rode off into the sunset.

Posted at 10:56 PM

RE: NIETZCHE [John Derbyshire]
Jonah: I can't say I have ever tried to read Nietzsche, but I love to browse the innumerable Nietzsche quote sites. "Insanity is the exception in individuals. In groups, parties, people, and times, it is the rule." What's not to like?

Posted at 10:55 PM

RE: "REMEMBER THERMOPYLAE" [John Derbyshire]
I shall continue to appeal the... WHAT? readers are asking me. Sorry, the e-mail got truncated. The last sentence read: "I shall continue to appeal to the spirit of the Three Hundred, who, I feel sure, neither asked nor told."

Posted at 10:54 PM

PETTY SPIKE [John J. Miller]
Jonah: One of my favorite Tom Petty songs--and I've been a pretty big Tom Petty fan over the years--is called "Spike." Here's the opening verse:
Oh, we got another one, just like the other ones
Another bad ass, another trouble-maker
I'm scared, ain't you boys scared?
I wonder if he's gonna show us what bad is?
Boys, we got a man with a dog collar on
You think we oughta throw ol' Spike a bone?
It may not have been written about Spike Lee, but isn't it fun to pretend?

Posted at 09:14 PM

MORE UNEMPLOYMENT [Jonah Goldberg]

I've gotten huge piles of email on my post yesterday about unemployment. The gist seems to be that unemployment anecdotes, like unemployment data, are extremely variable based upon regional factors. From my unscientific scanning of an unscientific sample, I think I can authoritatively declare that the job market in the Pacific Northwest sucks eggs. But it sounds like things in the Atlanta area aren't that bad.


Posted at 05:02 PM

SPIKE LEE'S EGO [Jonah Goldberg]

Spike Lee won a temporary court injunction to prevent Viacom from renaming the cable network TNN "Spike TV." Lee claims that people will associate the network with his name (as if that would be such a huge marketing boost). Frankly I am stunned that any court would even consider Lee's complaint let alone grant him even a temporary victory. Spike Lee is hardly the first "Spike." There's Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, there's Snoopy's cousin Spike, there was a Spike on Happy Days, a leading volleyball player's named Spike, etc etc. And, oh yeah, there's the word "spike."

UPDATE: And: Before 8 billion readers point it out, there's also Spike Jones.


Posted at 04:10 PM

EPISODE TWO [Jonah Goldberg]

I just got back from doing my CNN Sunday gig (I'm sure you were all watching -- and the really attentive people noticed I was wearing a Heritage Foundation tie). Anyway, Star Wars Episode Two: Attack of the Clones is on HBO. And, I've got to say, contrary to whatever I may have said in the past, it really is scandalously disappointing. It's just badly written. With the exception of young Anakin Skywalker, the acting is fine, the special effects are fine, the cinematography is fine, it's just really terribly written. Perhaps it's not as bad as Episode One, but what a tragedy it is to even have to make that comparison.


Posted at 03:47 PM

WE, THE MAYA [John J. Miller]
Yesterday I read one of the oddest and least convincing pieces of civilizational doomsaying. The author is Jared Diamond--who also wrote the runaway bestseller Guns, Germs, and Steel--and it appears in the current issue of Harper's (here's the table of contents, but the article doesn't appear to be online). It starts out in an appropriately gloomy way: "One of the disturbing facts of history is that so many civilizations collaspe." True enough, I suppose. Most of the article is a reasonable review of why scholars believe Mayan civilization fell apart 11 or 12 centuries ago: overpopulation, overfarming, drought, warfare, etc. It seems that just about everything that could go wrong did go wrong for those poor folks in the Yucatan, who built such marvelous monuments in the jungle. (They're definitely worth seeing; my wife and I went to Chichen Itza, Uxmal, and several other sites on our honeymoon.) Diamond, however, believes there are some pretty clear lessons for us in all this. "We do indeed differ from the Maya, but not in ways we might like: we have a much larger population, we have more potent destructive technology, and we face the risk of a worldwide rather than a local decline." What's more, we have "Enron" (mentioned twice in this survey of Mayan history) and "advocates of tax cuts for the rich." I'm not going to be so hubristic as to say our own civilization won't ever crumble, but I'm willing to bet that lowering marginal rates won't ever be the cause. This is hysterical leftism at its finest--or worst, I should say.

Posted at 06:49 AM

         


 

 
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