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Saturday, May 01, 2004

UPS UPDATE 2 [John J. Miller]
I've also received dozens of emails on the subject of overnight shipping, including two generous ones from current UPS employees apologizing for the problem. One of them offered to look into the matter (which doesn't appear necessary, though I am saving his contact information for Monday); the other pointed out that UPS has strong customer satisfaction--evidence here. I have also been regaled with horror stories, many of them specific to UPS, but many of them not. There are clearly plenty of people who trust their important packages to UPS. Still, a few general observations: Many people think that Fed Ex is best for overnight delivery of small packages that absolutely need to arrive on time (my case) and that UPS is better for boxes that can take two or three days. A couple of readers suggest USPS, though one also had this to say: "Who else are you going to trust? The Post Office? Please." Several pointed out that UPS is a union company and Fed Ex isn't. Finally, a couple of people wondered why the heck my co-author and I weren't using email. Quick answer: We have been, for about a year. Now that we're in the very final stage of proofreading, we need to exchange a marked-up hard copy with the production people at the publishing house. I'm sure there's a high-tech way around this, but it's actually how things are still done at this stage--and we're playing by their rules. Thanks very much to all who wrote.

Posted at 09:03 PM

UPS UPDATE [John J. Miller]
Yesterday I posted an item about an important UPS delivery that was supposed to arrive Friday morning but somehow got misrouted. I just checked the tracking number. After leaving the Boston area on Thursday night, as planned, the package took a little adventure through Stratford, Conn., and arrived in New York City on Friday, where the mistake was discovered. It departed NY and arrived in Philadelphia last night at 11 pm, and then sat around Philadelphia until 3 pm today. It is now supposed to arrive at my home on Monday--which is better than nothing, of course, though I've also lost a weekend of worktime that I had been counting on.

Posted at 08:48 PM

FOR THE RECORD [Jonah Goldberg]
Earlier I posted another email about CBS and I took it down at the reader's request.

Posted at 04:43 PM

AND MY OWN [Jonah Goldberg]
Regarding the journalistic ethics issues raised by the emailer below, I think he's wrong in his interpretation of my remarks and his analysis generally. First of all, I did not lay the blame for this at CBS, I criticized the person who gave them these pictures. But, for the record, news organizations make tough calls all of the time. They chose to soften and censor the images of the Fallujah massacre. They chose to censor completely the images of 9/11 victims leaping from the towers within days of the attack. They choose not to show -- and report -- all sorts of things out of concern for the safety of the troops and countless other things. As I said, CBS was not in a position of shaming the government into doing the right thing. It appears the government was already doing the right thing. Also, they could have very easily done all of their reporting without showing the pictures. The first amendment does not require CBS news to do anything! The first amendment requires the government not to interfere with CBS News except in extreme circumstances. CBS had a wide range of options available to it. It chose to do the (second) most sensational thing it could (apparently they had the pictures a while ago and held off at the army's request pending an investigation. Couldn't they have held off longer, pending a trial?) They deserve no praise and they cannot claim they had no choice.

Posted at 01:11 PM

ONE VIEW [Jonah Goldberg]

From readers:

Jonah,

Remember your analysis on The Corner recently about how the The Collegian's Tillman flap exposed Leftist hypocrisy and journalistic fascism? I loved your equivalent argument:

Indeed, if The Collegian "doesn't hold back" from running controversial pieces that will upset their readers -- good for them. I assume they would stand resolute after running a piece which said "Martin Luther King got what he deserved." Or maybe, just maybe, somebody in the newsroom would have said, "Hey you know what? This piece adds almost nothing to the discussion and is needlessly inflamatory."

But I am sure the Titans of the First Amendment would gird their loins and say "Forsooth No! We must not cave into the sensitivities of our readers!"

Or, as it says in the editorial, "We cannot, however, compromise the mission of our publication for the sake of ensuring the constant happiness of our readership."

Either defend the piece on the merits or don't run it you chumps. But please stop trying to sound like you aren't personally responsible for the decisions you make. That's why you're the editors.

Jonah, it seems to me that while I fully agree that CBS catered to their own obvious bias in publishing the pictures of troops committing crimes, they have every right to do so in a free market where they will live or (hopefully) die financially as the result of their actions. To suggest that they have some sort of call not to publish something you and I think is harmful to the war effort doesn't hold water. Frankly, I think such relativist thinking harms NRO's and the neo-Right's chances of being a pillar of conservatism and not group of political opportunists, looking to debate every subtlety in order to see if it can somehow be made into their pet policy.

CBS can do what it will. In short, if we don't apply basic Constitutional principles across the board, including that CBS will sleep in its own bed, we'll end up arguing relativistic minutiae way down into the noise as the Left does everyday. And look what that's got us.



Posted at 01:02 PM

RE: THE PRISONERS [Jonah Goldberg]

Instapundit links to a post from a blogger Greyhawk who has some useful scorn for "60 Minutes'" posturing over the torture photos. This was not sleuthed-out by "60 Minutes" it was already being investigated by the army.

I agree with everything Greyhawk says, but I would add something. Whoever leaked these pictures to the press was not doing anybody any favors. Since the case was already being handled, the release of these pictures did more harm than good. I don't blame 60 Minutes for running them -- though I don't applaud them either. But a person would/could be morally obligated to leak these pictures if the army was covering it up or refusing to investigate. It doesn't sound like that was the case. So releasing the photos isn't prodding the government to do the right thing, it's encouraging millions of Arabs to hate us. That's not whistle-blowing, that's sabotage.

Indeed, recall that what happened to the Belgian peacekeepers in Rwanda was censored because to reveal the full story -- it was believed -- would cause more harm than good. I don't know about that decision. But someone will need to explain to me why releasing these pics now -- as opposed to a year from now -- didn't do more harm than good.


Posted at 10:41 AM

THE VEIL, AGAIN [Andrew Stuttaford]

Is it anti-Islamic to ask a Muslim woman to unveil her face at a police checkpoint? Apparently, not even the Saudis think so:

“Saudi scholars, Imams and women say that unveiling in critical situations is appropriate, and called for establishing policewomen sections within existing male departments to help foil terrorists who disguise themselves in Abayas. Tareq Al-Hawass, a professor at Shariah College in Dammam, believes that Islam does not prohibit a woman from unveiling her face if the necessity arises and for the sake of proving her identity to a policeman at a checkpoint.”

Meanwhile, British Home Secretary David Blunkett has announced that those Muslim women who request it will be exempted on ‘religious’ grounds from the requirement to be photographed for the proposed British identity card. Before finally conceding that point, he should chat to those experts in Islam over in ‘Saudi’ Arabia.


Posted at 10:09 AM

SHEEP AS CELEBRITIES [Andrew Stuttaford]

From Otago, New Zealand:

“Shepherds found the merino sheep now known as Shrek wandering the high country after six years of evading the autumn muster. An open day at Bendigo Station on Sunday was the first opportunity for the public to meet the celebrity sheep. The Shrek theme park sprang up overnight, with enterprising locals making the most of their newfound attraction. The area is temporarily boasting helicopter rides to the caves Shrek hid in during his years lost in the wilderness, 'catch the greasy pig' competitions and displays of farm workers' strength.”

The Daily Telegraph took up the story:

“The woolly creature was shorn of his 15-inch long, 59lb fleece during a live television broadcast.”

Next week on New Zealand TV: “Watching the Paint Dry.”


Posted at 10:02 AM

THE EU CONSTITUTION WALTZ [Andrew Stuttaford]

Tony Blair’s belated decision to allow Brits to vote on the proposed EU ‘constitution’ looks like providing some highly entertaining political theater across the continent. Among last week’s stars:

Giscard’Estaing, the man who drafted the document in the first place. He announced that, contrary to Blair’s desperate – and characteristically dishonest – scare-mongering, British rejection of the constitution need not lead to the UK’s departure from the EU. It wasn’t all good news from Giscard, however. The diamond king did warn that a no vote might leave Britain finding itself “on the edge of the Union,” much as it was with the Euro. Well, looking at the relative performance of the UK’s economy when compared with that of the Eurozone, that ‘edge’ has looked very comfortable indeed, more like a nice, and rather well-appointed, balcony. Giscard’s supposed warning looks, in fact. like yet another good reason for a no vote. More work needed, Monsieur, on your blood-curdling threats.

And then there’s that liar and (ha ha ha ha, ‘alleged’) crook better known as the President of France. The EU’s establishment is always claiming that the people of Europe are clamoring for a constitution. Despite that, Chirac seems oddly unwilling to allow the French a vote on it. Why would that be, I wonder?

Across the Rhine, Germany’s somewhat awkward history means (conveniently) that it is not legally permitted to hold a referendum, but that’s not enough for Chancellor Schroeder. He’s looking for ways to bring in the constitution even if it is not, as required, actually ratified in all EU member states (some laws, it seems, can be dispensed with). Schroeder’s worries are shared by the reliably repugnant Daniel Cohn-Bendit, a familiar and rather annoying face from 1968. These days he’s the leader of the Greens in the EU ‘parliament’. He wants a pan-EU plebiscite on the constitution. Why? He’s worried that some pesky small countries might dare to hold things up. That would never do. His plebiscite is, he says, “the only way to move away from the principle of unanimity, which will lead to a blockage…we are now in a situation in which Luxembourg, Malta or Cyprus could block the whole EU". Message from Cohn-Bendit to Luxembourg, Malta and Cyprus: “Drop dead.”

This drama will run and run.


Posted at 09:55 AM

THE CHILDREN, CTD. [Andrew Stuttaford]

Junk science, junk politician, junked freedom: welcome to the world of California Assemblyman Marco Firebaugh, ‘legislator,’ busybody and clown, a man who wants to make it a crime to smoke in a car containing, yes, children.

Meanwhile in Wisconsin, fifteen self-important Madison city councilors have voted through a smoking ban in that previously pleasant city’s bars. Amongst the highlights of the discussion “a parade of middle and high school students [speaking] in favor of the ban.”

At first, I was puzzled why a bunch of schoolchildren should have any say in the matter, but then, when I stopped to think about it, I understood. These bans are introduced by lawmakers intent on treating adults as children. To them we are all immature beings, incapable of making rational decisions for ourselves, so why not make the point by rounding up a few kids to give the rest of us a lecture?


Posted at 09:32 AM

THOSE PRISONERS [Jonah Goldberg]

From the Air Power Guy:

Jonah,

If this is legit, then oh, my God.

When I was flying Hogs, I told my guys that we had something that overcame a
lot of shortcomings in our machines...it was the reputation of the men and
women who flew them. If we lost that, all was in jeopardy. So, fight hard,
but fight like the professionals you are.

The damage done to our cause, and our country's reputation by this appalling
conduct could be catastrophic. For all the people in the world who dismiss
the Eurotrash's sniping at America, to say nothing of the likes of bin Laden
and al Jazeera, this will be hard to explain and may very well plant a
poisonous seed.

I'm not the parent of a fallen soldier or Marine, but I can just imagine how
I would feel if, after experiencing the horror of outliving my child after
he or she died for freedom in Iraq, saw those pictures of the prisoners in
Baghdad. My kid's dead...but his memory, and his reputation as an American
fighting man, ostensibly fighting against this same barbarity, has been
sullied by guttersnipes led by a one-star witless moron.

700+ heros have taken a bullet and meanwhile...literally behind their
backs...everything they have bled and died for is being gleefully
undermined. These people pissed on their graves...and laughed. String 'em
up.

I'll be happy to spell one of the guards at Leavenworth should they need it.

Sh*t...

TAG


Posted at 08:11 AM

WHAT WOULD KIRK SAY? [Andrew Stuttaford]
I think we know.

Posted at 02:14 AM

WELFARE WAHABBI [Andrew Stuttaford]

Worried about what looks like a rapidly crumbling future, Tony Blair has finally deigned to start looking at the immigration mess his government has created in Britain. Quoting the Daily Telegraph, Blogger Scott Burgess notes that “The Prime Minister said there were limited problems with bogus asylum seekers and some radical Muslim clerics "coming here to preach religious hate" and support terrorism. But he stressed that the number of such cases was small and claimed that the way in they had been reported in the media had blown them out of proportion."

“Good”, writes Burgess, “Given that the number of such cases is so small, appropriate action can presumably be taken quickly. Or perhaps not. Just yesterday, notorious Sheikh Abu Hamza [a grotesque ‘imam’ well-known in Britain for his hardline views] had his deportation hearing postponed until next year - in part because: "Mr. Hamza's failure to take part in the legal procedures and produce any evidence in his defence has caused delays."

Burgess then lists a “few of the "limited problems" to which Blair refers,” basically one unrepentant – and ungrateful –Taliban, and a motley collection of ‘imams’ whose fanaticism and superstition appear to be matched only by their idleness and greed.


Posted at 02:11 AM

UTTERLY PREDICTABLE [Andrew Stuttaford]

George W. Bush’s planned immigration ‘reform’ continues to produce results:

“SASABE, Mexico -- After a four-year decline, illegal immigration from Mexico is spiking as several thousand migrants a day rush across the border in hopes of getting work visas under a program President Bush proposed.” To be fair, “many also are trying to beat tighter security to come in June,” but it seems clear that much of the responsibility for this reversal must be put down to the administration’s irresponsible and ill thought-out scheme.

Thanks for nothing, Mr. President.


Posted at 02:01 AM

ISLAM IN NIGERIA [Rod Dreher]
The Islamist governor of Zamfara state in Nigeria today ordered the destruction of all churches and non-Muslim houses of worship there. Watch and see if the American media notice.

Posted at 01:16 AM

Friday, April 30, 2004

MEMOGATE INQUIRY EXPANDS [Jonathan H. Adler]
The WSJ editorial page reports that the U.S. Attorney tasked with investigating the leak of Senate Judiciary Committee Democratic staff memos will also be investigating whether the conduct described in the memos themselves. Before this is over, some Democratic Senators may regret making a federal case out of Memogate.

Posted at 11:13 PM

MY POSITION [Jonah Goldberg]
As I said, I've been running around all day and I have family in town. But to all of the readers "reminding" me of my past positions on torture, hidden law etc.: I don't think I've contradicted myself at all. But I don't have time to get into all of that right now.

Posted at 05:18 PM

BLEG: WHY ARE THEY HIDING IT? [Jonah Goldberg]
Does anyone know why I can't find A New History of Leviathan by Murray Rothbard and Ron Radosh (1976, Dutton) in Amazon? Or Alibris? All I want to do is buy the darn thing but now I am intrigued by the fact that this is the first book -- of hundreds -- I've looked for in Amazon that doesn't even get a hit, and I've looked for and bought lots of out-of-print books through Amazon. Send answers to JonahResearch-at-aol.com

Posted at 04:58 PM

THOSE PRISONERS [Jonah Goldberg]

I've been running around all day and I haven't had time to focus on the tortured Iraqi prisoners. I don't know the whole story, of course, but there's really no story I can imagine that could possibly justify this. Even if all of these pictures were staged this would be an outrage. The fact that they are real makes this staggeringly awful. The awfulness is twofold. First, there's the illegal, morally corrupt -- and corrupting -- evil of torturing people for the pleasure of it (and taking pictures of it!). Second, there's the counter-productive stupidity of it. Even if these guys were the worst henchmen of Saddam's torture chambers, the damage this does to the image of America is huge. How do we look when we denounce Saddam's torture chambers now? How many more American soldiers will be shot because of the ill will and outrage this generates? How do we claim to be champions of the rule of law?

Well, there is one way. This needs to be investigated and prosecuted. If there's more to the story -- whatever that could conceivably be -- let's find out. But if the story is as it appears, there has to be accountability, punishment and disclosure. Indeed, even if this turned out to be a prank, too much damage has already been done and someone needs to be punished.

Under Saddam torturers were rewarded and promoted. In America they must bee held to account.


Posted at 04:09 PM

AN OPTIMISTIC FALLUJA SCENARIO [Rich Lowry]
E-mail:

“Another perspective:

Two most likely outcomes:

1. The Sunni Fallujan Iraqis making up the security force, along with Marine support, gain control of the city. By definition, since they will be facing terrorists, gaining control means disarming/killing/capturing the insurrgents. The big bonus here is that this proves the Iraqis can take responsibility for themselves, making the June 30 handover of limited sovereignity doable.

2. The Sunni Fallujan Iraqis making up the security force, along with Marine support, for whatever reason, do not gain control of the city. At that juncture, the siege is reinstated, and since negotiations have been proven futile, the Marines gain control of Falluja by disarming/killing/capturing the terrorists. The big bonus here is that any remaining terrorists will take the lesson that forming into large groups is disasterous which degrades their combat capabilities severely and the June 30 handover of limited sovereignity doable.

I don't think Marine Commanders will allow their men to have died in vain as you seem to. Let's see how it plays out and whom is proven right.”

Posted at 04:03 PM

ON BOOING [John J. Miller]
Rich: In my book, there's a fourth reason for booing--when the object of derision is a Yankee.

Posted at 04:01 PM

SAM HUNTINGTON’S NATIVISM [Rich Lowry]
Alan Wolfe has a vicious review of Huntington’s new book, Who Are We?, in the new issue of Foreign Affairs. Wolfe makes some interesting points disputing Huntington’s argument for the importance of Anglo-Protestant culture in America. I’d love to see Huntington’s response. But Wolfe clearly falls down in his unwillingness to address seriously Huntington’s arguments about immigration. Huntington argues the current wave of immigration into the U.S. is different than those in the past because of its persistence (there has been no pause as there has been historically), its regional concentration (current immigrants aren’t dispersing throughout the country the way they did in the past), its illegality (illegal immigration is an enormous problem when it wasn’t in the past), its contiguity (the immigrants are coming from a bordering Third World country), and its numbers (the current wave is dominated by huge numbers of Mexican immigrants). On top of all this, important mechanisms of assimilation have broken down. Although Wolfe addresses some of the assimilation points, he ignores most of this and limply concludes “immigration is here to stay.” One of Huntington’s points is that the country’s elites aren’t willing to grapple with the problems associated with the current, historically unprecedented wave of immigration. Alan Wolfe proves his point.

Posted at 03:59 PM

ZERO TOLERANCE [John J. Miller]
Michael: Yes, I say "zero tolerance" for school superintendents who get drunk, put themselves behind the wheel of a car, drive so badly that they're pulled over, and get arrested for breaking the law. This isn't a case about a seven-year-old getting suspended because he drew a picture of a gun in art class, so please don't say this is p.c. "stupidity." The standard for school superintendents should be high. They hold positions of public privilege and ought to lose their taxpayer-funded jobs when they behave in reckless ways that can kill people. If Ms. Perry had any decency, she would resign her job out of shame. Her failure to do this means that the Alexandria School Board should tell her she has to go because this is not the way school superintendents are expected to behave. You seem to think drunk driving is the moral equivalent of a parking ticket. Sorry, but I disagree.

Posted at 03:54 PM

THE ART OF BOOING [Rich Lowry]
Derek Jeter finally broke his slump last night, but not before we all had to endure the appalling spectacle of him getting booed at Yankee Stadium. It seems to me that there are only three circumstances in which it is appropriate to boo: 1) when an umpire makes a bad call; 2) when a player on the home team is obviously not hustling or thinking on the field; 3) when a villain from the opposing team, say Manny Ramirez, creates any opening for some good-natured abuse to be heaped on him. But just booing a player for being in a slump is totally classless.

Posted at 03:34 PM

THE FALLUJA DEAL [Rich Lowry]
I know these are very sensitive decisions and it is extremely hard to have a sense of things unless you are there on the ground. But this deal seems to me basically a retreat. The Iraqi forces may well patrol the streets, but there’s no way they’re actually going to root out, capture, and kill the insurgents. So the 2,000 or so insurgents there will live to fight and kill another day. This is the rough history of what happened: we watched American bodies get mutilated and abused, without lifting a finger. We said we would track down those responsible, and sent Marines into Falluja with photos of some of the alleged perpetrators. They met stiff resistance. We surrounded the city and said the insurgents had to surrender or else. We then cut a bogus ceasefire deal, under which the insurgents were supposed to give up their heavy weapons. They did no such thing. Then we made more threats, warning of an all-out assault. That petered out into the current deal. I know there are benefits and costs to all these decisions, and we have to be concerned about civilian casualties, Iraqi opinion, and the cost to the Marines of going in, but this seems to be a decision that will be more costly in the long run.

Posted at 03:29 PM

MY DAY IS COMPLETE [Rich Lowry]
I got Eugene Levy’s autograph. It was embarrassing—I was sort of speechless.

Posted at 03:27 PM

DERB'S PAYPAL BLEG [John Derbyshire]
Many, many thanks to all who played guinea pig. Yes, it works -- cool! CDs go out this afternoon...

Since I was really just asking for help, and you-all helped, it doesn't seem right to actually take money for the CDs. There's a "Decline" option on my PayPal statement, so I'm going to try that (once I've extracted your mailing address). If I can't make "Decline" work, I'll just send you a check by way of recompense.

Posted at 03:17 PM

FYI... [Jonah Goldberg]
I will be on CNN's Reliable Sources this weekend talking about the medal flap.

Posted at 02:50 PM

KATHRYN’S VARIOUS BANS OBVIOUSLY HAVEN’T WORKED! [Rich Lowry]
E-mail:“Love Jonah's piece today...

...but he alluded to Star Wars again (with a link to starwars.com no less!). So here are some interesting Googles:'Star Wars' AND 'Jonah Goldberg' - 908 results

'Darth Vader' AND 'Jonah Goldberg' - 131 results

'Luke Skywalker' AND 'Jonah Goldberg' - 38 results

'Wookie' AND "Jonah Goldberg' - 12 results”

Posted at 02:23 PM

UPS UPDATE [John J. Miller]
No word from anybody at the company yet, though several emails describing UPS horror stories have come my way. Best line: "There's a reason why they call it Brown."

Posted at 02:05 PM

A DEFEAT FOR ZERO TOLERANCE STUPIDITY [Michael Graham]
Sorry, John, but that's how I see the decision by the Alexandria (VA) School Board's 7-1 vote to let Superintendent Rebecca Perry keep her job. Last week, Perry left a restaurant, was pulled for driving erratically and blew a .12 on the Breathalyzer. She's going to court and will likely plead guilty to DUI, and will be punished by the courts.

What's the problem? Are we conservatives now advocates of the dunking booth and public stocks, too?

Nobody has shown any connection between Ms. Perry's one career DUI and her profession as a herder of school bureaucrats. Test scores in Alexandria have risen under her tenure and she just took the politically risky move of transfering a popular principal at a high-performance school to the lowest performing school in Northern Virginia where her skills are desperately needed.

The only reason to fire her is "zero tolerance." She broke a rule, she must be fired. Not disciplined, not allowed to face the courts, no--fired. Period.

If you gave the parents of DC the choice between the current, tee-totaler leadership of their horrific schools, or a Foster Brooks who would bring Alexandria test scores to the District, they would put a keg in every classroom.

Posted at 02:02 PM

CHECK IT OUT [KJL]
The cover of the new issue of NRODT, which we should probably make a t-shirt out of:



To read NRODT NOW, subscribe to NR Digital.

Posted at 01:44 PM

BROWN LET ME DOWN [John J. Miller]
I'm in the final stages of copyediting a book manuscript with a co-author, and was supposed to receive a set of chapters from him this morning via UPS. When it didn't arrive on time, we inquired. It seems a group of packages from the Boston area was misrouted to New York. Now we're hearing things like delivery is "impossible before Monday." This is really screwing up a tight schedule. My face is turning red and smoke is coming out of my ears. UPS won't even credit my co-author the money he spent until the package arrives, whenever that happens. For what it's worth, I really like the UPS guy who delivers to my house. But he's not the problem--getting the package to him is the problem. If anybody affiliated with UPS wants to explain why I should trust the company with anything important ever again, I'll be happy to let readers of The Corner know. Please email me here.

Posted at 01:06 PM

THE SLEEPING DRAGON IS AWAKE [Peter Robinson]
It's one matter to be vaguely aware that the Chinese economy is expanding. It's another to come across a statistic such as this: With just over fifth of the world's population, China last year consumed 55 percent of the world's total output of concrete.

Posted at 12:52 PM

MORE KERRY ANXIETY [Tim Graham]
In your Washington Times, Donald Lambro reports Kerry is slow in getting organized in some battleground states and some worry he won't get organized at all in the South.

Posted at 12:49 PM

FOX [Rich Lowry]
I'm scheduled to be on today at around 1:30. Eugene Levy is scheduled to be on immediately following!

Posted at 12:40 PM

HONDO [John J. Miller]
One small thrill of reviewing books--in addition to the small thrill of receiving a generally small paycheck--is seeing the publisher use your words to promote a worthy book that you’ve written about favorably. I once grabbed a new paperback off the front table of a store, held it before my wife, and declared, “I wrote that!” She gave me a funny look, wondering why I hadn’t told her before then about authoring a whole volume. So I pointed to the handful of words written in tiny print above the title: “Engrossing! Mesmerizing! Whoopee! -- National Review.” Or somesuch. Well, I didn’t quite rate the cover of the new edition of Hondo, the classic Western by Louis L’Amour, but I was happy to see something I’d written in the Wall Street Journal appear near the top of the press release announcing a hardcover line of Louis L’Amour Legacy Editions. “L’Amour is popular for all the right reasons. His books embody heroic virtues that seem to matter now more than ever. ... L’Amour falls into the grand tradition of Jack London and Robert Louis Stevenson.” Go here to read the full piece. Go here to buy a new Hondo--something I won’t have to do, because the publisher graciously sent me a copy. That’s perhaps the final small thrill of book reviewing: the free books.

Posted at 12:28 PM

MINORITIES VS. HOMOGAMY [John Derbyshire]

Posted at 12:15 PM

BLEG: HELP DERB GET PAYPAL WORKING [John Derbyshire]
I have finally got around to establishing a merchant account with PayPal. I have put a "Buy Now" button on the page where I sell my poetry CD.

However, I have no idea if the button works. I tried it out, attempting to buy one of my own CDs, but PayPal won't let you pay yourself.

Would some kind reader care to purchase a copy of "36 Great American Poems," just so I can see if my PayPal button works? Thanks!

Posted at 11:46 AM

FROM HIS LIPS... [Jonah Goldberg]

to our advertisers' ears. From a reader:

I don't know how many people read the corner every day, but it must be massive, because every time you post a link to something cool, the site you link to gets so bombarded with hits it goes down. Case in point, your goat link. Also, I tried to read the loathsome editorial about Tillman, but that site was overloaded as well.

I've gotta refresh the Corner more often so I can get there before the
hoards.


Posted at 11:35 AM

RADIO-FREE DERB [John Derbyshire]
All positive reactions so far, mixed with some nervous requests for assurance that I WILL NOT BE ALLOWED TO SING.

Posted at 11:33 AM

LISTEN TO THE POET [John Derbyshire]
A reader has tracked down an online audio clip of Yeats reading "The Lake Isle of Innisfree." In my opinion, he doesn't read it well. This seems to be chronic with poets. One of the oldest items in the BBC archives is a cylinder of Tennyson reading "The Charge of the Light Brigade." He totally messes it up.

Posted at 11:01 AM

KAREN HUGHES, CTD. [Ramesh Ponnuru]

Kevin Drum writes, "Ponnuru is right: if abortion is murder, then anyone who gets an abortion should be jailed. Anybody who performs an abortion should be put on death row. Anybody who supports abortion rights is little better than a mobster or a terrorist. But if that's what [pro-lifers] believe — and they do — why does he think it's unwise to admit it in public? The question answers itself, doesn't it?"

It's always nice to hear that others think that I'm right about something. But I can't be right to hold beliefs that I don't actually hold. I do not believe that it follows from the homicidal nature of abortion that anyone who procures one must go to jail. (I've explained myself a little further on this point here.) I do not believe that it follows that anyone who commits an abortion should be on death row. I do not believe that anyone who supports abortion is little better than a mobster or a terrorist. I am quite certain that most pro-lifers do not believe any of these propositions, either.

It is true that I believe that pro-lifers should generally pick those true arguments at their disposal that are best calculated to win legal protection for the unborn, not those true arguments that are likely to repel people who are otherwise open to persuasion. I don't fault people on the other side of the debate from choosing their public arguments on the same basis. Everyone involved in practical politics does this, and should.


Posted at 11:00 AM

RE: WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE WORLD? [Mark R. Levin]
Can you believe this? John Ashcroft has exposed the source of communications failures between federal law enforcement and intelligence services (i.e., Jamie Gorelick and her wall), and provides the president with support these last few weeks at a time when certain Democrats on the 9/11 Commission and Richard Clarke were smearing his administration, and Bush yanks the rug from under Ashcroft in Nixonian manner. This comes just days after Bush helped defeat Pat Toomey. Am I missing something?
Reuters: The [Justice] department posted the documents [showing USA Mary Jo White's objection to the Gorelick wall] on its Web site late on Wednesday as "supplementary material" to Ashcroft's testimony to the panel earlier this month.

"We were not involved in it," McClellan said. "The president was disappointed about that .... He's disappointed that that information was placed on their Web site like that."

Posted at 10:56 AM

BEWARE THE GOAT [Jonah Goldberg ]

This is an amazing example of...something. Americans' capacity to self-organize, the political activist culture, the plaintiff culture or just plain old parody... I really don't know. All I really do know is that you must move your mouse over the logo.

UPDATE Okay, I looked around a bit more. It must be a parody, but it is very well done in its understatedness.


Posted at 09:37 AM

SUPPORTING THE TROOPS [Jonah Goldberg]

I think this reader overstates the case, as most liberals and leftists have had nothing but nice things to say about Tillman, the troops etc. But he does point to a kernel of truth here. There are a few folks on the left who really don't "support the troops." They simply say they do in public -- at ANSWER rallies and the like when the cameras are on:

Jonah:

Notice how the left likes to give the appearance that they rally around our
troops and then when America does rally around one, they can do nothing but
show their true colors and defame him? For months all I've been hearing from
that side is "They're dying because of lie! We've exploited them!" and "I
TRULY support the troops...I want to bring them home!" The story of Pat
Tillman could've provided a great moment for the left to put their money
where their mouths are, and instead we hear all those disgusting comparisons
and read cowardly, insulting editorials about how Tillman got what was
coming to him. The left blew this one big time, but then again it just shows
they want to have it both ways.........just like their guy Kerry.


Posted at 09:30 AM

THE WAR ON TERROR - WE'RE WINNING [John Derbyshire]
"There were 190 acts of international terrorism in 2003, a slight decrease from the 198 attacks that occurred in 2002, and a drop of 45 percent from the level in 2001 of 346 attacks. The figure in 2003 represents the lowest annual total of international terrorist attacks since 1969..." Much more in this State Dept. report.

Posted at 09:17 AM

I STAND CORRECTED [KJL]
The Queen is Canadian head of state, not Paul Martin.

Posted at 08:55 AM

THE DEFINITIVE TREE HOUSE E-MAIL [John Derbyshire]
"Derb---As a mechanical engineer, I can professionally say that the tree house you are building looks to be well thought out, structurally sound, and more elaborate than most professional engineers would bother doing. The amount of time and effort you are putting into it, however, leaves me to believe you are frickin' nuts."

Posted at 08:45 AM

WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE WORLD? [KJL]
The White House is criticizing DOJ (delayed reax?!) for releasing the Gorelick wall memo. Maybe they can tell DOJ to stop snooping in people's bedrooms and cutting off Tim Robbins's speech rights, too.

Posted at 08:26 AM

UMASS PREZ SLAMS STUDENT FOR MOCKING TILLMAN [Jack Fowler]
Kudos to Jack Wilson, president of the University of Massachusetts, for bunker-buster blasting of Rene Gonzalez, the brat who wrote in the Daily Collegian that Pat Tillman was a "G.I. Joe guy who got what was coming to him."

Posted at 07:52 AM

IRAQ: THE VIEW ON THE GROUND [Jonah Goldberg ]

I know the big USA Today/CNN Gallup poll of Iraqis has been out for a couple days, but I just looked at it this morning. It's actually pretty fascinating, with good news and bad.

First of all: The Kurds love us.

Also, 84% of Iraqis are doing the same or better financially since the war (nod to Andrew Sullivan's reader).

George Bush is not very popular but he'smuch more popular than Tony Blair, Jacques Chirac and Saddam Hussein.

Huge numbers of Iraqis -- 69% total and 88% Bagdhad residents and 85% of Sunnis -- believe that if they cooperate with the CPA they or the lives of their families will be endangered.

But what I find the most amazing is that only 6%(!) of Iraqis have had personal contact with US military forces. This means A) the military hasn't been able to do nearly enough nation-building personal diplomacy B) Ninety-four percent of Iraqis have formed their views about the US military via word-of-mouth, propaganda fliers, satellite TV, etc.


Posted at 06:59 AM

DEMOCRATIC UNDERGROUND V. TILLMAN [Jonah Goldberg ]
Most of this is predictable nonsense about Bush's fascism, free speech, etc. But what is interesting is how much it shows that group dynamics dominate. The few folks who found the Daily Collegian editorial offensive eventually get drowned out by the rest of the crowd who like to draw analogies between SS troops and Tillman.

Posted at 06:35 AM

GOD BLESS HIM [KJL]
Gerald Amirault goes free.

Posted at 06:16 AM

NINE LIVES? [John J. Miller]
They're cloning cats!

Posted at 05:43 AM

EVOLVIN' ARLEN [John J. Miller]
Wasn't there once a TV show about a guy who could read tomorrow's headlines today? Well, if on Monday I could have read the headline of today's E.J. Dionne column in the Washington Post--"The GOP's Vanishing Breed"--I would have been jumping up and down with excitement on the assumption that the liberal Dionne was bemoaning Arlen Specter's defeat in the Pennsylvania primary. Alas, Specter won, but Dionne is complaining about the fact that he faced such a tough challenge from the Neanderthal wing of the Republican Party. At least Dionne performs the public service of sharing a new statement from Ricky Santorum's favorite colleague--a promise "to retain my independent voice." More Specter: "I don't give anybody a blank check, including the president of the United States." Hmm. That wasn't the message of his primary campaign.

Posted at 05:36 AM

ABHORENT TREATMENT OF IRAQIS [KJL]
This story of alleged abuse of Iraqis by American soldiers is ufuriating. It's iinfuriating because it is inhumane. It is wrong and not what we are fighting for, but the opposite. It is also infuriating because it hands those who hate us (including Europe and fellow Americans) fodder, including to take away from why we are over there. It's also, of course, infuriating, because it reflects on every soldier over there, even though it is the minority.

Posted at 05:34 AM

HAMILTON WENT TO MEET THE CANADIAN PRIME MINISTER? [KJL]
At least he's a head of state, I guess. Pete Domenici would have understood Kerrey's excuse for ditching him.

Posted at 12:45 AM

Thursday, April 29, 2004

THE RIGHT WAY OR THE HIGHWAY [KJL]
I've gotten a few of these today: "It's definitely going to be a write-in for Toomey. Even if Patrick Toomey himself were to come to my house and personally and drive me to the polls and beg me to vote for Specter, there ain't no way." I'm not recommending, just passing along.

Posted at 10:07 PM

UNDER THE INFLUENCE, PT. 2 [John J. Miller]
In Michigan, a driver's ed teacher just got canned for "appearing drunk." Unlike the school chief in Alexandria, no arrest was made.

Posted at 09:30 PM

UNDER THE INFLUENCE [John J. Miller]
Get arrested for driving drunk, keep your job as school superintendent--welcome to Alexandria, Va.!

Posted at 08:55 PM

WHERE DUBYA WASN'T [KJL]
"The Prowler" on the American Spectator's website accuses the White House of having "spurned" the first National Catholic Prayer Breakfast in Washington, D.C. yesterday. Huh? I wasn't able to go myself (up all night watching Toomey returns!!), but am told, from various sources, that the sold-out, packed breakfast had quite a number of White House staffers in attendance, along with a member of the Senate leadership (whose name shall not be uttered right now, our quota for him is more than full this week!), and a Cabinet secretary, among others. The idea that the president dissed this event, an inaugural event, is ridiculous, it seems to me. And the idea that he dissed American Catholics somehow--most of whom didn’t get invited to the breakfast and probably didn't even know it was happening--is ludicrous. I'd wager that most Catholics in America don't really care which events Bush shows up to or not. They (or we, since I'm one of them)--not a foreign race--want what everyone else wants: to know the president is doing his job, is a stable leader with vision, protecting and defending the Constitution, etc.

Posted at 06:30 PM

KERRY, THE CHURCH, THE FAIR SEX [John Derbyshire]
A friend of mine has a 7-year old daughter. She likes Bush for November because he is handsome, and dislikes Kerry because he is pompous (OK as far as it goes). Last Sunday's NYT Magazine had a cover story on the issue of Kerry takign communion. She asked her mother what it was about, and she fair-mindedly explained that Sen. Kerry was a Catholic, but some bishops and priests did not think his beliefs were all that they should be.

Girl (brow darkening): "Does he think Christmas is about getting?"

My reaction: "No, he thinks marriage is."

Posted at 06:00 PM

HUNTINGTON [Rick Brookhiser]
I have not read Samuel Huntington's latest, only Rich's urgent column on it, but I may have anticipated the argument in The Way of the WASP (The Free Press, 1991).

Posted at 05:58 PM

FROM THE CORNELL REVIEW GANG [Jonah Goldberg ]
Jonah, Thought you might enjoy this -- here at Cornell, there was a demonstration against the treatment and holding of prisoners at Guantanamo Bay in which protestors dressed up like US soldiers and pretended to imprison and mistreat volunteers. As a counter-demonstration, a few of us from the Cornell Review dressed up as terrorists and questioned the wisdom of letting us walk free. Pictures are up here -Paul Eastlund

Posted at 05:54 PM

RICH, GEORGE W. IS RIGHT [Michael Graham]
George Will that is. Over at my website, I've been hitting the fact that my fellow supporters of the Bush Iraq policy have been overselling and under-delivering from the beginning.

It was a mistake to hype the WMD issue. I was saying it was a mistake before the war and it is indisputably a mistake now. The harder-but-smarter call would have been to sell the Iraq war as a war against state-sponsored terror, but it's too late for that.

The same is happening with "bringing democracy to Iraq." As Will points out, democracy in Iraq probably means the Shiites voting to install a theocracy and never have another election. We didn't topple Saddam because we believe the Iraqi people were longing for democracy. If they had been, the 23 million Iraqis would have overthown Saddam long ago.

We toppled Saddam because there is no definition of "War Against Terror" that includes leaving a known terrorist in charge of an entire nation, its armies and its wealth. Forget democracy. All we ask of the new Iraq is that it be an ally against terror, that it move down the road toward modernity, and that it be a model of (relative) pluralism in the heart of the Mideast.

If this sounds disappointingly modest, consider it this way: If he is successful, and if world events stay on the current track, GWB could leave office in 2009 with new, moderate governments in Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran (it's coming); a semi-autonomous, modern and democratic Kurdish region in Iraq; anti-terror cooperation from Libya and Saudi Arabia; Hamas and Hizbullah dying on the vite without major state sponsorship; ending, or seriously undermining, the legitimacy of terrorism itself; and no successful terrorist attacks on US soil, the biggest "if" of all.

Name a president since Reagan who has had such a significant impact on international affairs? That's a world worth fighting for.

Posted at 04:58 PM

MORE ON THE M.O.H. [Jonah Goldberg]

From a reader:

Mr. Goldberg- Obviously you must have been flooded by angry Army personnel over recipients of more than one Medal of Honor, which is to be expected. The original email that you posted actually is rather correct in a narrow sense, in that Gen. Butler is still the only Marine Corps Officer to receive two MoHs. Gy Sgt. Dan Daly is the other two-time Marine recipient. As for Gen. Butler's rather outrageous political views - Max Boot in his excellent book, "The Savages Wars of Peace" ascribes them to his defeat in the 1932 Republican primary election for open Pennsylvania Senate seat, if my memory serves me correctly. It was only after them did he embark on his pacifist bent that characterized his story until his death.

Posted at 04:48 PM

CHURCH OF THE PRO-CHOICE DEMS [KJL]
Nancy Pelosi continues Kerry's reinterpretation of Catholicism:
Rep. Nancy Pelosi, the House Minority Leader, took issue today with those Catholics who are calling for sanctions against Catholic public officials who vote in favor of abortion rights. Pelosi, who is a staunch advocate of abortion rights, defended herself as follows: “I believe that my position on choice is one that is consistent with my Catholic upbringing, which said that every person has a free will and has the responsibility to live their own lives in a way that they would have to account for in the end.”

Pelosi, a California Democrat, also criticized those who differ with her position: “I’m certainly concerned when the church comes together and says it’s going to sanction people in public office for speaking their conscience and what they believe.”

Posted at 04:08 PM

GEORGE WILL ON IRAQ [Rich Lowry]
George Will has a bracing column on Iraq today. He calls for swift elections, then concludes: “The results of elections, including theocratic elements, may be markedly unlovely. That may break the big hearts of those in the U.S. government who hope for a luminously liberal democracy to shame the entire Middle East into emulation, thereby justifying the war originally justified primarily by the threat of Iraqi weapons of mass destruction. But pursuit of that ideal can impede achievement of something tolerable: a stable, perhaps illiberal, even authoritarian Iraq which cooperates in the war against terrorism. Call this an exit strategy.”

Now, I'm not a fan of the phrase “exit strategy,” and Will has always been pessimistic about Iraq. But I think his column raises two interesting points:

1) June 30th is not a magic date that will stop the attacks on our troops. The new interim government probably won't be that much different from the old interim government, although it will have a little more distance from us thanks to the Brahimi-negotiated process of its selection. But June 30th has been held out as a great benchmark that will mean Zarqawi and others will have failed to stop the creation of a new Iraq. Not so, unfortunately.

2) The word “democracy” has been thrown around very loosely in the Iraq debate. As Will points out, it will be relatively easy to create some sort of democracy there. Just have an election. But creating a liberal democracy is something entirely different and much harder, since it depends on cultural and institutional supports that are mostly lacking in Iraq at the moment.

Posted at 03:00 PM

FREE SPEECH [Jonah Goldberg ]

The president of U Mass lays down the hammer:


UMass president Jack Wilson issued a statement saying Rene Gonzalez's comments in The Daily Collegian "are a disgusting, arrogant and intellectually immature attack on a human being who died in service to his country."

How much you want to bet some faculty member will denounce Wilson for A) fostering a "chilling effect" on free speech, stifling the "authentic narrative of resistance" B) being insensitive to the views of a Latino C) coming out in support of the military-industrial complex D) all of the above.


Posted at 02:49 PM

KERREY & HAMILTON [KJL]
Evidently left the Bush/Cheney 9/11 Commission session early. At the White House daily press briefing now, it was suggested they had prior committments. I can't think of a single reason, outside of a serious family emergency, why a commission member would leave early. I confess to be very curious.

Posted at 02:35 PM

CORRECTION [Jonah Goldberg ]
That email I posted was wrong. Smedley was not the only double-awardee of the Medal of Honor. There were nineteen.

Posted at 02:28 PM

NICELY PUT [Jonah Goldberg]

From the Washington Post:


The biggest worry, however, is that relatively insignificant controversies from the candidates' youth will drown out discussion of the momentous issues that will confront the commander in chief in the coming four years. Mr. Bush's precise whereabouts in 1973, and whether Mr. Kerry threw away his medals or his ribbons -- these seem to us to matter somewhat less than how the two men might differ in policy toward Iraq or North Korea.

That's why the Kerry campaign's response to Mr. Cheney's speech this week was so inadequate. In his address in Fulton, Mo., Mr. Cheney was unsparing in his criticism of Mr. Kerry, but his line of attack had nothing to do with Vietnam. Rather, Mr. Cheney questioned Mr. Kerry's record on defense and foreign policy, asserting that he "has given us ample grounds to doubt the judgment and the attitude he brings to bear on vital issues of national security." Some of his points were unfair; for instance, Mr. Kerry's proposed cuts in the intelligence budget a decade ago aren't evidence, as Mr. Cheney would have it, of a "deeply irresponsible" attitude toward funding the war on terrorism. But the vice president's recitation of what he termed Mr. Kerry's "inconsistencies and changing rationales" on Iraq, from the Persian Gulf War to the present, gets to the heart of what this campaign needs to be about: America's place in the world, the right and wrong times to use force and similar weighty questions. Recalling Mr. Cheney's multiple draft deferments isn't a rebuttal; both campaigns need to engage on the merits.


Posted at 02:24 PM

WEDDING DRESS [KJL]
I was totally expecting Jonah to be selling his wedding dress or somesuch.

Posted at 02:06 PM

CHICKENHAWKS ETC [Jonah Goldberg]

From a reader:

Charles Lindberg fought bravely and served his country well in combat, but his personal and policy views were abhorrent. He was an isolationist, an anti-semite, and a nazi sympathizer.

Even the great Smedley Butler, the only American to receive 2 Medals of
Honor, was a complete nut when it came to policy. I'd love to have him run
our battlefield, but there is no way he could make sound political decisions
for the US, imho.

Benedict Arnold, of course, was one of the best and brightest of the
American generals before he stabbed us in the back.

Then again, we live in a world where being a talented linguist somehow
confers political brilliance on a person, according to the left.


Posted at 02:01 PM

WEDDING DRESS 4 SALE [Jonah Goldberg ]
People keep sending me this ebay item so I figured I'd share. Scroll down for the explanation.

Posted at 01:53 PM

RE: CHICKENHAWK [Jonah Goldberg ]

I share Derb's ambivalence. I think if Tillman returned alive, he would and should have received great praise, just as he deserves posthumously. But I don't think that his service -- or anybody else's -- automatically confers the presumption of his opinions being right on any save a very narrow band of issues. I trust my "air power guy," for example, to have more valuable opinions than my own on avionics, military strategy etc. But it does not follow that if he said "you're wrong on tax cuts" that I should give his opinion any more weight than anyone else's. And even if he said I was wrong about the B2 bomber, he'd still owe me an argument. "Because I say so" is a winning argument only for God and parents.

In a sense there's a vague whiff of identity politics which gets stirred up in these discussions. The left loves to say that because a person is black or a woman or if they grew up poor then their views on affirmative action or social policies deserve greater respect beyond the merits of their actual arguments. For example, statistically speaking if you grew up poor odds are you're going to be worse on economics than if you grew up rich. And yet, we constantly hear about the "moral authority" on economic issues of people who grew up poor. What does one have to do with the other? Does growing up in a refridgerator box make you better at regression analysis? I'm being crass of course, but you get the point.

When it comes to military experience, I have no problem with the traditional conservative attitude that service in uniform is a sign of good character. But good character and good thinking are not synonymous. And I think that in the modern era where the media make personality matter so much more than they did in the past many Americans, conservatives and liberals alike, confuse the two. In short, facts and reasoning should stand independent from the person offering them. Are we supposed to believe that John Kerry or John McCain are more expert than John Keegan? Maybe so, but only if we actually hear their arguments about a specific subject.

Anyway, I tried to get into all of this in a funnier way in this column.


Posted at 01:34 PM

TED'S TILT [John Derbyshire]
On the eve of the war-dead-exploiting "Nightline," is it unthinkable to consider Ted Koppel as biased to the left? If so, think again after reading this.

Posted at 01:33 PM

HAWK-CHICKENS [Tim Graham]
If the left wants to make such a big deal out of "chicken-hawks," then what are the Kerrys and Clelands, the ones who served in wartime to come home and vote against defense spending called? Hawk-chickens? If it's somehow insincere to avoid military service while supporting military spending, isn't it also insincere to join the service and then vote like a Ted Kennedy liberal?

Posted at 01:24 PM

SANTORUM SCUTTLEBUT [Jack Fowler]
I’m not surprised by the election hijinx of Pennsylvania’s junior senator. Did we forget how he used his credentials to try to win over pro-life voters for Christie Whitman a few years back when she had a tough reelection fight in next-door New Jersey? I spoke to someone today very deeply involved with the Toomey campaign and the word is that Santorum’s flying monkeys (staffers who took time to work the campaign hustings for that great conservative, Arlen Specter) were telling voters – “You know, Pat Toomey’s not reeeeeeeally that pro-life . . .” and other such back-stabbing balderdash (which, sadly, proved effective enough to carry the day for Specter). Also, in the 15th District Congressional GOP primary race to replace Toomey, Santorum backed a pro-abortion state lawmaker, Charlie Dent, over pro-life doctor Joe Pascuzzo. Thanks Rick -- you the man!

Posted at 01:17 PM

LISTEN TO THE DERB [KJL]
Debuting today: Derb Radio on NRO!

Posted at 01:13 PM

RE: CHICKENHAWK [John Derbyshire]
A reader objects that I (unintentionally, he allows) overstated my case and insulted Pat Tillman and our other heroes thereby:

"Someone's decision to voluntarily put himself at risk in service of his country demonstrates something positive about him. The tributes to Pat Tillman say as much. If Pat Tillman had returned alive, you would have properly given his opinions more weight than if he had stayed in the NFL."

Hmm. I want to think about that one. Not sure I agree. I yield to no-one in my awe at Pat Tillman's strength of character, and the marvelous example he set. His opinions, though? (On matters non-military, I mean. We're discussing citizenship and punditry here, not people's special zones of expertise. Of course I'll value a structural engineer's opinion about my tree house more than a dentist's, but his opinions about the nation, the election and so on, are no better than anyone else's.)

Posted at 12:59 PM

A TAXING DEBATE TONIGHT [KJL]
What's next? Taxes on refreshing The Corner?

Posted at 12:57 PM

RECONCILING MY PRINCIPLES [Jonah Goldberg]

From a reader:

Jonah,

I'd like to see you flesh out the principles that reconcile your positions
on the two Daily Collegian items. Are you saying they should have run the
political ad, but not the Tillman op-ed? Or that they should have run both,
or neither? Do 1st Amendment principles argue for printing the political ad,
even though no government censorship is involved, but running a
controversial op-ed is is solely up to editorial judgment?

Curious minds want to know...

Sure. I thought the Tillman op-ed was sophomoric and not worth publishing. The author could have easily made the same substantive points without saying this guy deserved to die in Afghanistan. To frame the argument the was he(?) did was gratuitous and offensive.

Now, the editors didn't think so. Or, they may have thought so but they didn't think the Tillman piece crossed the line. Now that they're being criticized, they're invoking the first amendment and the "principle" that they are not obligated to please their readers. This strikes me as stupid and cowardly for several reasons. The first amendment does not absolve editors of their professional obligations to, well, edit. They had to have seen some merit in the piece to begin with or they would not have run it. Now their afraid to admit that they saw merit in it. I would have a lot more respect for them if they defended their decision on those merits without crying "the first amendment made me do it!"

As for the idea that they owe it to their mission to run controversial pieces, that's fine if that's what they think. But that directly contradicts their refusal to run the Horowitz ad which presumably would have been just as controversial in many quarters on campus. The same hold with their first amendment argument since the first amendment offers the same protections of political ads as it does of political editorials (or at least it used to before campaign finance "reform"). Moreover, the editors would have had even less responsibility to determine whether the ad had merit than they do for editorials. Virtually all publications run ads for groups they disagree with. And yet, even though both of their defenses of the Tillman piece would logically require them to have the guts to run the Horowitz ad, they chickened out when the issue was offending the left and they boldly went ahead when it came to offending "the right" (I use quotation marks because I am sure countless non-conservatives were equally offended by the piece).

In short, I think the editors are free to run or not run pretty much whatever they want. All I am saying is that they should stand by their unpopular decisions without turning into a sprinkler system of B.S. about the first amendment and they should apply the same standards of excellence or controversialism (or in this case mediocrity) consistently if they are going to invoke those principles in their defense.

Also, if they're so into free speech, a lot of readers are wondering, why have they blocked all attempt to comment on the editorial in their reader forum?


Posted at 12:44 PM

LUCITE [John Derbyshire]
You never know what will get people's attention. Of all the things I've posted the last few days, the one that brought in the most e-mail was my comment about having had one of my books imbedded in lucite. Apparently lots of NRO readers want to imbed thing in lucite -- mementoes, curios, dead pets, their spouse....

Many asked where they can get this work done. One or two had done the yellow-pages thing, called up a firm that does it, and been told that it doesn't work for books.

Well, it does so. Here's the evidence.

Posted at 12:41 PM

KERRY FUNDRAISER SUES IRANIAN DEMOCRACY [KJL]

Posted at 12:37 PM

SELF-DEFENSE STORY [John Derbyshire]
From Detroit. This lady sounds like my sort.

Her best line: "'I had normal feelings about taking a life, if you can call that normal,' Barbara Holland said. 'But I'm not losing sleep over it any more. I really had no choice.'"

Sleep soundly, Ms. Holland. You did the right thing.

Posted at 11:22 AM

HILLARY CALLS BUSH "STUBBORN AND ARROGANT [KJL]

Posted at 11:18 AM

TREE HOUSE PROGRESS [John Derbyshire]
How's it going? Slow, but good. I now have floorboards down.

Posted at 10:53 AM

CHICKENHAWK [John Derbyshire]
This whole chickenhawk business is getting out of control. I just did a pro-war piece for that well-known paleocon website A.N. Other. In response I have received many snide e-mails wondering aloud what my record of military service was. After mulling a number of suitable replies (e.g. "Mind your own popping business," or "Better than Pat Buchanan's"), I settled on this one.

As a matter of abstract philosophy, I don't think it is much for a nation to ask that her citizens perform some sort of military service, with due allowance made for conscientious and religious objections. I also think that individual men (not sure about women) are better off for having endured a spell of military discipline, however brief. I am a big fan of military training for teens, and have propagandized for JROTC on this site. I also, to be perfectly frank, think that when the nation is under a draft, as it was in the young days of GWB, Cheney, Buchanan, Clinton, etc., those eligible should do their duty without trying to wriggle out of it or cut deals with the authorities; and the knowledge that a given person did wriggle or cut, takes the shine off my respect for that person somewhat. I would guess that a very large number of people feel the same way.

However, we have decided, as a nation, though proper and constitutional processes of collective decision-making, that we will have professional volunteer armed forces, not a citizen's army. Under these circumstances, the military record, or absence of such, of people who came of age in the post-draft era, is of no interest or importance whatever when weighing their opinions; and it is only of academic interest for older people.

I'll add this, though: If the Vietnam-era draft had been properly, rigorously enforced on all citizens, we wouldn't be having these petty squabbles 30 years later. If the draft is ever re-instituted, I hope it will be ironclad, with no escape hatches for the elite, ingenious, or well-connected. One of the reasons I have always thought The Bell Curve such an important book (and, I suspect, one of the reasons that book was so vilified) was the way it shows America's elites drifting away from the mass of the people. The widespread evasion of the draft by elites in the 1960s was an early, and to my way of thinking very deplorable, symptom of that. There now.

Posted at 10:36 AM

HIGH-LARIOUS [Jonah Goldberg ]

It turns out the Daily Collegian was one of the newspapers which refused to run David Horowitz's anti-reparations ad. Well fellas, as anyone at the ACLU will tell you, ads of a political nature are central to the first amendment. And, yet, somehow you refused to run that even though you had far, far, far less editorial responsibility because, as an ad, the Horowitz appeal was not editorial content.

Sorry if I sound unduly miffed, but it is precisely this sort of politically correct bloviating self-congratulation I despise about A) liberal journalists B) liberal college kids and, most especially, C) liberal College journalists. They censor and condemn whatever personally offends them and then they celebrate their own willingness to be "controversial" by running things they don't mind. Then, if criticized, they don't have the intestinal fortitude to stand by their decisions crying free speech and whining about how criticism amounts to censorship.

I would keep going, but if I did, I'd end up hurling myself at the floor like John Belushi in one of his old SNL News skits.


Posted at 10:02 AM

RE: SPECTER [KJL]
Hoeffel is courting disgruntled conservatives. Superficially, it works...and this week, from the sounds of it, many conservatives are considering it. I think it will be tight, though I think most of the justly angry will pull the "Republican" lever in the end, just because.

Posted at 09:55 AM

DIDN'T TAKE LONG [Jonah Goldberg ]

Specter is distancing himself frum Bush, even though he concedes Bush got him the nomination:


After wrapping himself in President Bush's coat-tails for months to narrowly win the Republican Senate primary on Tuesday, U.S. Sen. Arlen Specter, R-Pa., flew a new banner yesterday, emphasizing issues that divide him and Bush.

To squeak to his 16,000-vote victory over U.S. Rep. Pat Toomey, R-Allentown, Specter's campaign used Bush's image and voice in radio and TV ads and recorded phone messages to voters.

Specter told conservative Bush fans that the president said a vote for Specter was a vote for Bush.

Specter even conceded yesterday that Bush's role in the primary, which attracted mostly conservative Bush supporters, was "determinative," helping him clinch a 528,543-to-511,864-vote, or 51 percent to 49 percent, victory.


Posted at 09:48 AM

VDH AND THE SPIRIT [KJL]
The Spirit of America blogdrive for truth and justice continues...one site is auctioning off signed Victor Davis Hanson books. Be there!

Posted at 09:46 AM

SELF-SERVING PUFFERY [Jonah Goldberg]

The Daily Collegian is defending its decision to run the "Pat Tillman got what he deserved" piece by hiding behind the skirt of the First Amendment:


Rene Gonzalez is a graduate student at the University of Massachusetts who occasionally submits columns to The Collegian. While his views in no way reflect the opinion of our editorial board or staff, we base our decisions not on whether we agree with the opinion of students submitting opinion pieces, but on the backbone of journalism: The First Amendment.

As a news organization, The Collegian lists the First Amendment as its most important value and asset. We do not hold back from printing news stories, columns or editorials that may upset our readership - instead, we seek to both inform and stir debate through our publication. Our decision to publish Gonzalez's column - an opinion piece written by a member of our campus community - is the only way for us to live up to this ideal.

What a bunch of heroes.

There's only one problem, the First Amendment has, mmmm, let me see: Nothing to do with this. The First Amendment protects against government censorship. This is a question about editorial judgement. Be men (or women) for pete's sake. If you want to defend your decision to run the piece on the merits, great. But don't pretend that the constitution made you do it.

Indeed, if The Collegian "doesn't hold back" from running controversial pieces that will upset their readers -- good for them. I assume they would stand resolute after running a piece which said "Martin Luther King got what he deserved." Or maybe, just maybe, somebody in the newsroom would have said, "Hey you know what? This piece adds almost nothing to the discussion and is needlessly inflamatory."

But I am sure the Titans of the First Amendment would gird their loins and say "Forsooth No! We must not cave into the sensitivities of our readers!"

Or, as it says in the editorial, "We cannot, however, compromise the mission of our publication for the sake of ensuring the constant happiness of our readership."

Either defend the piece on the merits or don't run it you chumps. But please stop trying to sound like you aren't personally responsible for the decisions you make. That's why you're editors.


Posted at 09:27 AM

SANTORUM'S FUTURE [John J. Miller]
Okay, I'm not serious about the 2006 primary. But I do think Santorum should pay a price for what he's done. He has leadership ambitions in the Senate. Was his overflowing support for Specter aimed at convincing moderate GOPers that he's a big-tent kind of guy? Hard to see how it wouldn't have that effect. Conservative senators will have to remember what kind of majority Santorum is apparently committed to preserving, and whether this is the type of leadership they're looking for.

Posted at 09:20 AM

AN IMMODEST PROPOSAL [John J. Miller]
Maybe Pat Toomey should challenge Rick Santorum in the 2006 primary.

Posted at 09:15 AM

I LIKE IT! [Jonah Goldberg]

From now on, whenever I screw up I'm going to blame you guys. After all, that's what the owner of the New York Times does. Of course, you guys aren't as passive as Times readers. From MassNews:



Pinch Sulzberger, owner of the New York Times, last week blamed the readers of the Times for the Jayson Blair scandal which rocked his newspaper last year and brought it  and him  to their knees.

Sulzberger made the charge against his readers while he was on a panel at the American Society of Newspaper Editors according to Editor and Publisher magazine, which reported the story this way:

“Sulzberger [said] the worst thing to come out of the Blair scandal was … readers who knew about the incorrect reporting did not complain…”

But Pinch, the readers may not have complained to you, but someone much more important did. And that was your editors.


Posted at 09:03 AM

CAN I GET A WITNESS.... [Jonah Goldberg ]

More reason Gorelick should testify, from the Washington Times:

Newly released Justice Department memos show that September 11 panel commissioner Jamie S. Gorelick was more intimately involved than previously thought with hampering communications between U.S. intelligence and law-enforcement agencies fighting terrorism. As the No. 2 person in the Clinton Justice Department, Ms. Gorelick rejected advice from the U.S. attorney for the Southern District of New York, who warned against placing more limits on communications between law-enforcement officials and prosecutors pursuing counterterrorism cases, according to several internal documents written in summer 1995.

"It is hard to be totally comfortable with instructions to the FBI prohibiting contact with the United States Attorney's Offices when such prohibitions are not legally required," U.S. Attorney Mary Jo White wrote Ms. Gorelick six years before the 2001 terrorist attacks in New York and at the Pentagon.



Posted at 08:52 AM

QUICK QUESTION [Jonah Goldberg]
TK421, why aren't you at your post?

Posted at 08:48 AM

GETTING SHRILL EARLY [Jonah Goldberg ]
Lautenberg calls Cheney a "chickenhawk."

Posted at 08:45 AM

KERRY'S A LOSER CONT'D [Jonah Goldberg ]
Tina Brown this time.

Posted at 07:43 AM

HERNIAS [Jonah Goldberg]
Andrew Sullivan's still recovering from his hernia operation. Which reminded me of my own pre-hernia column from yesteryear.

Posted at 07:40 AM

ON FOX NEWS THIS AM [Jonah Goldberg]

AP reporting that Marines will swap out with Iraqi soldiers in Fallujah. Very interesting deal if true.


Posted at 07:38 AM

ANATOMY OF A ROUT [John J. Miller]
More on the Virginia GOP's outrageous decision to embrace tax increases.

Posted at 05:32 AM

Wednesday, April 28, 2004

SANTORUM [KJL]
I agree entirely with RP. And a number of readers who were at the National Catholic Prayer Breakfast in D.C. would have preferred Santorum had not been a speaker at the event this morning. One is characteristic: "Sen. Santorum was one of the speakers and gave an impassioned (if not too well organized) speech on the obligation to have the courage to stand with Christ and stand up for our (Catholics) beliefs. He even chastised the clergy present for the actions of their brethren, whom he indicated have been less than stalwart on abortion and other social issues. I found his speech impossible to reconcile with his actions in the PA primary. (Unless, I guess, he really did believe that the Senate majority and/or Bush re-election hinged on Specter's re-election.) " As Ramesh points out, it could certainly be reconciled, but it happens to be bad judgment in this case--and a very unfortunate one at that.

Posted at 08:24 PM

SANTORUM AND CATHOLICS [Ramesh Ponnuru]

Rod, Kathryn: I don't believe Santorum should "get a pass" from conservatives, whatever their religious affiliations. I also think, as everyone here knows, that public officials have a moral obligation to extend legal protections to unborn human beings. That means voting for pro-life bills and against pro-abortion ones. Catholic teaching on these points make it scandalous that politicians who deny justice to the unborn present themselves as Catholics and present themselves for communion.

But it does not follow that voters have a moral obligation always to support pro-life candidates over pro-choice ones, or that Catholic voters do. So, for example, assume a pro-life voter considering an election pitting a pro-life Democrat against a pro-abortion Democrat. If that voter really believed that maintaining the pro-life party in legislative control required the election of the pro-abortion candidate, his support for that candidate would be justified and might even be required. The moral obligation is to the unborn, not to particular candidates. (In most cases, I would strongly dispute that voter's judgment.)

Or assume a pro-life Democratic politician who always votes the right way on abortion bills but is deadset against the Iraq war--considers it both unjust and a disaster. Could he support a left-wing presidential candidate who promised to end the war but was pro-abortion? He might reason that presidents have more power to end war than they do to end abortion. Now don't get me wrong: I would vigorously dispute this politician's prudential judgments. But I could not dispute that these are prudential judgments rather than violations of pro-life principle. (For one thing, the politician would have to take into account that the probability that he is wrong about Iraq is greater than the probability he is wrong about abortion. Also, you would have to ask him if behind his somewhat contrived calculation lurked a failure to take the claims of 1.2 million unborn human beings seriously.)

Back to the question of Santorum. In a very important sense, Republicans shouldn't be given a pass simply because of their party: As Peter Robinson noted the other day, pro-abortion Republicans who claim to be Catholics must be denied communion as surely as pro-abortion Democrats must. But if Santorum really believed that Specter's nomination was important for pro-life goals, which is something strongly implied by his public argument for Specter, then he should be criticized for making the wrong judgment rather than failing to uphold public morality or even Catholic teaching.


Posted at 05:54 PM

THE RIGHT POST-PENNSYLVANIA [Ramesh Ponnuru]

Specter has to be counted the favorite to win the fall election. But it remains to be seen how many of Toomey's supporters turn out for Specter this fall. The answer will depend on Specter's own behavior in the next few months. He moved right for the primary--although I was always surprised at how much more room he left for Toomey--and will now presumably want to move left. He will have to be subtle about it if he doesn't want to have a problem with conservative turnout.

Will conservatives punish Bush and Santorum? The election-night result is the one most calculated to cause them trouble with conservatives. If Toomey had been crushed in a landslide, they would have accepted what Bush and Santorum had done. If he had won, they would not have cared. But since he lost so very narrowly, they know that Bush and Santorum are directly responsible for the result. Santorum has time to recover before he is up for re-election in 2006, but this episode may limit his potential as a conservative standard-bearer. Bush will probably be able to get most conservatives to vote for him this fall, but his task is a little harder after last night.


Posted at 05:23 PM

PRO-LIFERS UNWELCOME AT KERRY RALLY [KJL]
More on the alleged assault.

Posted at 05:15 PM

KERRY ON WAR ATROCITIES [Ramesh Ponnuru]
Jonah: Your correspondent Matt frames the issue in a misleading way. What was objectionable about Kerry's 1971 testimony was not that he mentioned that Americans had committed atrocities in Vietnam. Nobody disputes that. What was objectionable was Kerry's suggestion was that these were widespread and that they amounted to an official U.S. policy. Which goes back to the larger point about Kerry's contradictions: Kerry surrounds himself with his band of brothers at every opportunity. But on his testimony they were a band of war criminals, albeit not as culpable as the ones in Washington.

Posted at 05:13 PM

TED KOPPEL AS TOM CRUISE [Tim Graham]
Is there anyone in America who believes that Ted Koppel is going to dedicate an entire "Nightline" on Friday to reading the names of our war dead as an objective, even patriotic exercise? Let's hope not. It is precisely timed (not only to goose the Nielsen numbers for sweeps) but as Koppel's little "Mission Accomplished" anniversary middle-finger salute to the President. In the New York Times today, this denial: "Mr. Koppel said the show was not timed to mark that anniversary. 'That is purely a coincidence,' he said." Sure.

Please remember what Koppel pompously announced at the outbreak of hostilities in March 2003: "Telling you if and when things are going badly for U.S. troops, enabling you to bear witness to the high cost of war, is the hard part of our job. In a famous couple of lines from the movie 'A Few Good Men,' Jack Nicholson, playing a Marine Colonel, snarls: ‘You want the truth? You can’t handle the truth.’ Well, this is no movie. We’ll do our very best to give you the truth in the hope and the belief that you can handle it.” This show is designed to goose the poll numbers on that question "Has Iraq been worth the cost?" Koppel wants you to say "no."

Posted at 05:01 PM

RE: SANTORUM [KJL]
Rod, Who's giving Santorum a pass? I'm hardpressed to find too many meself.

Posted at 04:59 PM

KERRY'S UNDERCOVERED OUTRAGES [Tim Graham]
Jonah, just know that in early February, the morning and evening programs on ABC, CBS, and NBC aired 63 stories on Bush's Guard service. (That's compared to ten stories on Clinton's draft status in February 1992.) I'd say until Kerry's more outrageous anti-war activities and speeches draw 63 stories on the Big Three, there is no attempt at network balance.

Posted at 04:48 PM

SAUCE FOR THE GOP GANDER? [Rod Dreher]
On one of the Catholic blogs today, a conservative says he finds it instructive that some prolife Catholics will trash Catholic Democrats for standing by pro-choice politicians out of party loyalty, but will give the very Catholic, very Republican Sen. Rick Santorum a pass over his sticking by pro-choice Arlen Specter instead of supporting pro-life Republican Pat Toomey. Good point.

Posted at 04:47 PM

YUP [Jonah Goldberg]

From a reader:

Jonah,

If Kerry was as articulate as Matt, it may not be an issue.

The problem with Kerry is that he doesn’t want to admit he was wrong. I agree with the guy in the New York Observer today. If he said I was 25 and stupid that would be the end of the story. Aren’t we all stupid at 25? And this is why he isn’t connecting with people. Elites feel like they are perfect and have the answer for all of the world’s problems and therefore cannot have any themselves. The people I hang with laugh about the stupid things they did when they were young. Come on admit it! You were an idiot too. It’s okay. It’s normal. Breath! Good news for Republicans – keep him defensive!


Posted at 04:43 PM

PAT TILLMAN "GOT WHAT HE DESERVED" [Jonah Goldberg]
This guy wants to get some buzz by making an ass of himself. Who are we to stand in his way?

Posted at 04:39 PM

ON THE LESS THOUGHTFUL SIDE [Jonah Goldberg]

Most of the email is like this:

You conservatives (the "CONS") are something. I don't care if Kerry threw his medals, ribbons or whatever away. At least he has something to throw away. Your unelected, draft dodger threw away beer cans while Kerry was taking bullets. By the way where were all your other draft dodging CONS like Cheney and Rove during Vietnam? I bet YOU would have joined up to go to Nam if you weren't in dipers - right? The CONS!

Posted at 04:32 PM

RISING TO THE CHALLENGE [Jonah Goldberg]

From a reader:


Jonah,

I've got a defense of Kerry that "goes beyond the 'you
have no right to judge' or 'Bush is the devil' nonsense":

Kerry volunteers to fight in Vietnam. He gets sent over
there, saves some dude's life, shoots up some VC, takes
some shrapnel on three occasions. He gets medals and
ribbons for his actions. He also realizes that American
intervention in Vietnam is a collossal blunder. He comes
home determined to end American involvement there. In a
high-profile public protest, Kerry throws his ribbons and
the medals of two other veterans over some fence.

How is wanting credit for both fighting (with guns) in
Vietnam and fighting (with words and tossed ribbons) to
end the war once home "contradictory"? Both actions
required huge balls. In volunteering for action, he put
himself in harm's way to fight for his country, something
which countless other privileged college graduates refused
to do (ahem, GWB and Cheney). In working to end the war
once he got home, Kerry took an extremely controversial --
and I think, in retrospect, correct -- position that
publicly pitted him against powerful people in the
government like Hoover and Nixon. He went to the war to
fight for America, and he came home and continued to fight
for America -- to get us out of what had become a disaster
in Indochina. Both actions are consistent, and brave.

Now, the only way you can plausibly argue that they
weren't consistent is if you think protesting the war upon
his return was "unpatriotic" or wrong. If you want to
argue that the Vietnam war was salvagable by 1971 -- and
that we should have upped the ante there rather than begin
to extricate ourselves -- I'll have that argument with you
any day. But if you're unwilling to support escalation in
Vietnam in 1971, then you cannot possibly argue that
Kerry's initial decision to fight for his country and his
later decision to work toward ending the war
are "contradictory."

Thanks,
Matt

P.S. -- I can't figure out why all of you at the Corner
take such umbrage that Kerry testified that American
soldiers committed war crimes. I know it doesn't sound
good. But, sadly, there's no question that they did; it's
fact. So why the outrage that he would say so?

Me:I've heard this argument from lots of folks. It's fine as far as it goes. But Kerry's position on both fronts goes so much further. He renounced the war as dishonorable, indeed that's why he gave back the medals. How can you brag about earning those medals while being proud of returning them? That's a contradiction.

Moreover, even if there's a consistent narrative to John Kerry's actions, his explanation of that narrative is indisputably inconsistent.

By the way, I do think it approaches the unpatriotic to sit in on meetings where the assasination of Senators is discussed (Kerry denies this and witnesses say he was against it) and I do think it borders on unpatriotic to accuse your comrades in arms of "atrocities" without proof and arguably in order to advance your political career. I have no doubt war crimes were committed. But Kerry's position was that they were systemic and policy. And judging from the 800 bazillion emails I've gotten from Vietnam vets, a lot of people think that's outrageous.


Posted at 04:21 PM

DETAILS, DETAILS [Rich Lowry]
First NRO readers wanted to know the title of the Sam Huntington book I wrote about today. Now they want to know who Brad Smith is and what the article he wrote for National Review is. Brad Smith is chairman of the Federal Election Commission and happens to be a fervent believer in political free speech, which makes him a natural enemy of John McCain. Smith's piece is in our May 3rd. issue and is titled "Boomerang: Republicans should not try to beat Democrats at their own campaign-finance game." This is how Smith ends the piece: "Twenty-five years ago, Ronald Reagan wrote to a campaign supporter as follows: 'Maybe one day some sanity will return to government, and some of the more repressive campaign laws will be repealed. Experiencing them from the inside as a candidate, I can assure you they are not helpful to the democratic process — namely in allowing the candidates to get their message to the greatest number of people.'

That — and not an aggressive and statutorily questionable expansion of the regulatory regime — is the Reagan legacy."

No wonder McCain is attacking him.

Posted at 03:53 PM

MCCAIN IS APPARENTLY ATTACKING… [Rich Lowry]
… Brad Smith’s recent NR piece on the Senate floor right now.

Posted at 02:50 PM

ENOUGH [Jonah Goldberg]

Partly because there's a link to my column on Google News, I'm getting swamped with email from liberals saying how dare you raise this issue when George Bush didn't even complete his service in the National Guard and whatnot. I don't agree with their tendentious characterizations of Bush's service (and please: no emailss defending Bush). But even if I did, what does one have to do with the other? You can't say the media didn't investigate Bush's Guard service. You can't even say it under-covered his Guard service. So lack of coverage of Bush's faults isn't the issue. If the media is overdoing it with Kerry, the best you can say is that it's Kerry's turn to be ganged-up on.

Moreover, even if Bush's Guard service was the scandal of the Century -- that has nothing to do with whether or not Kerry's Medalgate story is legitimate. The case against Bush is simply not the case for Kerry when it comes to this story. Make an argument in Kerry's defense that goes beyond the "you have no right to judge" or "Bush is the devil" nonsense.


Posted at 02:46 PM

THE TRAGEDY OF THE ATLANTIC [Jonah Goldberg ]

It really isn't Michael Kelly's Atlantic anymore, is it? Still a good magazine, but a decidedly and increasingly predictably liberal one. Here's the preview of the next issue's cover story which sounds particularly contrary to Kelly's views on the Brits and the war (though I haven't read the piece yet):

The Tragedy of Tony Blair by Geoffrey Wheatcroft

Tony Blair was the one man on earth, writes the veteran British correspondent Geoffrey Wheatcroft, who could possibly have stopped the war in Iraq. But Blair led his people into war against their will, for reasons that were not true—and now his mystique and his promise, almost JFK-like when he came into office, are shattered. "The man who not so long ago seemed a new ideal in himself," Wheatcroft concludes, "now stands alone, truly a great tragic figure."


Posted at 02:05 PM

BOOK PROMO [John Derbyshire]
Just got my first author copies of the paperback edition of Prime Obsession. The publisher did a great job. I have put up a web page to celebrate.

Next thing: a trip to Doremus to get one copy imbedded in lucite. I know, it's eccentric, but I have a deal with myself that any time I get a book into paperback, I'll imbed one copy in lucite. It makes a great paperweight, and I'm told will last around 10,000 years. (If you do it with a hardback the thing just comes out too big & unwieldy. A lucite-imbedded paperback is just right.)

Posted at 12:49 PM

MADRID-9/11 CONNEX [KJL]
A indictment

Posted at 12:44 PM

FOX [Rich Lowry]
I'm scheduled to be on today around 1:30 or so.

Posted at 12:38 PM

WHO ARE WE? [Rich Lowry]
That’s the title of Sam Huntington’s new book. For some reason, the title was dropped from the version of my column on it on NRO this morning. Thanks for all the emails pointing it out.

Posted at 12:22 PM

RE: A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE TELLING ME [John Derbyshire]
Well, I confess to slight & occasional Basil Fawlty tendencies. I mostly keep them at bay, though I have been heard to borrow some of Basil's lines for real-life situations. On being told that someone I don't much like is ill, for instance: "Nothing trivial, I hope?"

Posted at 11:53 AM

GENERATION TILLMAN [Mackubin Thomas Owens]
By all accounts, Pat Tillman would be uncomfortable with all of the publicity surrounding his death in Afghanistan. He was that sort of man. But as Robert Alt points out, we have a whole generation of Tillmans who are willing to go in harms way for their country. This piece, which I received as an e-mail last week and has now appeared on a website, describes the return home of one such young man. It moved me greatly, not only because it captures the impact of a single death on all Americans who came in to contact with him, but also because it made me remember how many of my comrades made a similar journney some three and a half decades ago.

Posted at 11:52 AM

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE TRUTH OF WAR? [Michael Graham]
"I have always felt, and I said it when I was in Iraq last year, that the most important thing a journalist can do is remind people of the cost of war."

That's Ted Koppel's comment on the upcoming "Nightline" show that will be nothing but a roll call of Americans killed by hostile fire in Iraq. For Ted Koppel, an avid Bush-hater and opponent of the war, the only part of the war he sees is the cost. What about the benefits? Too bad Nightline won't be reading the names of the people who AREN'T dead today because Saddam is gone and Al Qaeda is on the run.

And can anyone imagine Edward R. Murrow in 1942 taking an hour of national radio time to "remind America of the cost of the war" with a broadcast clearly designed to undermine support for the effort?

Then again, on December 8, 1941, that list was already five times longer than the list Koppel will read on Friday night.

Posted at 11:32 AM

QUOTE OF THE DAY [Michael Graham]
"He’s kind of, like, world-weary, and he has that voice of wariness, almost like a Scandinavian winter. It’s cold and it’s weary. That’s what he sounds like when he’s interviewed."-- Chris Matthews on John Kerry.

[This is from the New York Observer piece Jonah linked below.]

Posted at 11:29 AM

A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE TELLING ME [KJL]
"John Cleese always reads Derb’s columns in my head."

Posted at 11:27 AM

HOW COSMO AND I WILL SPEND OUR SUMMER VACATION [Jonah Goldberg ]
Two words: squirrel fishing.

Posted at 11:13 AM

ROBIN WILLIAMS IT MUST BE [Peter Robinson]
In the Disney animated motion picture "Aladdin," Robin Williams provides the voice of the genie, and, in one scene, performs an imitation of WFB. As a father who has had to sit through at least three dozen showings of this movie on the VCR at home--each of the Robinson kids adores"Aladdin," including our youngest boy, whose godfather is WFB himself--I can attest that your correspondent is entirely correct.

Robin Williams's WFB is perfect.

Posted at 10:58 AM

SENATOR CONTRADICTION [Jonah Goldberg ]
Columns up, btw.

Posted at 10:41 AM

RUMMY TELLS IT LIKE IT IS [Jonah Goldberg]

From a reader:

Sometimes you just gotta love Donald Rumsfeld. From his morning briefing to the press:

There are two ways, I suppose, one could inform readers of the Geneva Convention stipulation against using places of worship to conduct military attacks. One might be to headline saying that "Terrorists Attack Coalition Forces From Mosques." That would be one way to present the information.

Another might be to say: "Mosques Targeted in Fallujah." That was the Los Angeles Times headline this morning.


Posted at 09:42 AM

I'M GAINING ON YOU, HUGH HEWITT [Peter Robinson]
Last October, when I bet on McClintock and you bet on Schwarzenegger, Hugh, your guy blew mine away.

Last night, when I bet on Toomey and you bet on Specter, your guy only just squeaked through.

Which means? Which means that there's a trend developing here.

Go ahead, Hugh, and tell me what kind of malt you'd like me to send you to settle last night's bet. But when you get the bottle, don't open it. That way you can just send it back the next time we bet.

Posted at 09:15 AM

VULCANS AS COMMIE SNIPERS? [Tim Graham]
On the official Kerry for President blog, supporters laud Sen. Richard Durbin for comparing the Bush campaign to communist snipers in Vietnam:

"Over 35 years ago, John Kerry faced his enemies in Vietnam. There were enemies there who were involved in sniper fire against John Kerry, trying to take his life and kill him because he wore the uniform of the United States of America. Sadly, the Vietnam snipers are still trying to cause damage to John Kerry. The new Vietnam snipers come from the Bush-Cheney campaign...."

If that's not enough, there's the responses. First up: "My senator from Illinois, Dick Durbin is vindicated now for his comments today. Following is a repost of commentary about Joseph Goebbels whose patterns are ominously like those of Karl Rove...."

Posted at 08:55 AM

RE: CUCHULAIN [John Derbyshire]
Controversy rages in my e-mail bag over the pronunciation of "Cuchulain." I finally got round to reading the PDF supplied by my Ancient Irish Phonology Guy, but it wasn't as helpful as I had hoped, so I am going to throw up my hands here and let you all pronounce "Cuchulain" any darn way you please.

On the general matter of Irish spelling, my AIPG said this:

"It would be more accurate to say that Irish spelling is so impossible because the Old Irish language was so impossible and was ill-suited to the Latin alphabet it borrowed. One of my Indo-European professors had studied about 18 languages (including Chinese and Sanskrit) and ranked Old Irish the most difficult by far. The stage at which we have Old Irish documents was later than we would want for maximal Celtic assistance in the reconstruction of Proto-Indo-European. If we had texts that were a few centuries older, they would probably tell us much more about what Proto-Indo-European was like in comparative study with other ancient Indo-European langauges and the Irish language itself at that stage would likely have been easier to comprehend as a system. The system of the language continued to change, of course, and I'm not sure how much easier the system of Modern Irish is compared to Old Irish.

"The chief difficulties in reading Old Irish are that the spelling system may or may not reflect internal word changes and changes at word boundaries. Sometimes you find odd consonants popping up internally or in the next word indicating processes of nasalization, lenition, etc. occurring in the Irish language. Often it is a great mystery what the written words are telling you about pronunciation..."

Everybody got that? I hereby close the thread.

Posted at 08:49 AM

SIX REASONS THE KERRY STORY'S GOOD FOR BUSH [Jonah Goldberg ]

Matt Yglesias writes about the Kerry Medal flap: "The real mystery in all this, if you ask me, is why Republicans persist in raising an issue that can't help but make their man look bad when the Bush and Kerry military records are contrasted."

First, I don't buy the desperate line that solely "Republicans" are raising this issue. The LA Times, Charlie Gibson and Tim Russert do not a vast right wing conspiracy make. Second, I'm mystified as to why he's mystified. Here are few plausible theories why some Republicans might think this is a good story for Bush:

1. Candidates only get one theme ascribed to them. For Gore it was "he exaggerates and lies to make himself look good" or something like that. It wasn't always fair, but it was no more unfair than the "Bush is stupid and ignorant" theme. For Kerry it's increasingly looking like his one theme is "can't take a stand on anything" or "can't be straightforward." This "I threw the medals away if by medals you mean the ribbons because I would never throw away the medals because they are too important to me even though I never saw a difference between the medals and the ribbons and I would have thrown away the medals if I had the medals with me even though that's not what I used to say or what I will be saying tomorrow" thing only reinforces this negative identification.

2. People already have made up their minds about Bush and his National Guard service. Indeed, he's a known quality in general. So while rage may still burn bright at the American Prospect over Bush' National Guard stint, most Americans stopped caring a while ago. However, people are only now being introduced to Kerry and what they're seeing is a caricature of stiff, pompous Senator.

3. As I try to point out in my column today (not up yet), Kerry has a particular problem with Vietnam. Unlike say John McCain, Kerry has two completely contradictory Vietnam narratives and he wants to brag about both and not be criticized on either. Lots of politicians have tried to have it both ways on Vietnam. But wants to get credit for fighting in a war which he says was criminal and a mistake and he wants credit for denouncing that war as criminal too. Meanwhile, lots of Vietnam vets and other pro-military types think the real Kerry is the one who came home from war, not the one who went to war. I think, given Kerry's record as a politician, that is the only logical position and the more people who realize that, the worse it is for Kerry.

4. Kerry looks like an arrogant shmuck when he's defensive. Any time the GOP or anybody else can get under his skin, the better it is for Bush. Particularly if it involves any kind of contradiction or inconsistency on Kerry's part because the guy looks like such an idiot when he insists that A and Not A are both simultaneously true.

5. During a war the Americans still support, it's always good (for the GOP) to have footage of the Democratic nominee calling American troops -- of any era -- war criminals.

6. And this one's a bit of a stretch. There are still people in this country who think the anti-war Kerry was right and the pro-war Kerry was telling the truth when he called Americans war-criminals. To see Kerry back-pedal on that doesn't only reinforce the image that he wants to have it every which-way, it might actually turn off the pugnacious doves in the Democratic electorate. I like to call these people "Nader voters."


Posted at 08:21 AM

KERRY'S A LOSER CONT'D [Jonah Goldberg ]
Another liberal media outlet gets worried.

Posted at 07:56 AM

RRU! RRU! RRU! [Jonah Goldberg ]
Ronald Reagan University in the pipeline. Maybe Steve Hayward can be provost?

Posted at 07:52 AM

AFTER RAMESH GETS AWAY [Jonah Goldberg]
Princeton cuts back on As.

Posted at 07:49 AM

SYRIA [KJL]
More from the Reform Party of Syria:
Following is an eyewitness account of yesterday's events in Damascus.

"You are absolutely right to call what happened in Damascus last night a "staged" show. I was not far from the site and the security alert was not proportional to the event that occurred in such a sensitive location in Damascus! How could the "terrorists" be so stupid to blow up a car parked next to a vacant building that used to be occupied by the UN?! I believe that the staged theatrical event was intended to serve two purposes: 1- To scare the citizens and make them thank God for having such a powerful regime that is capable of dealing with terrorism swiftly and effectively! 2- To show the world, especially the US, that the regime in Syria is not a terrorist regime, but on the contrary, it is targeted by terrorists and the regime is fighting terrorism, thus, warding off the US accusations!

It is a smart tactic. I hope that the world would not be naïve enough to believe the official Syrian story and statements which will be released over the next few days concerning the incident and the "terrorists" behind it. One of these fabricated stories was released already within two hours of the incident; the discovery of a small arms cache several kilometer south of Damascus! That fast!!

I hope you take the initiative in uncovering the regime's lies about this fabricated incident and disclosing them to the world".

On another front, the security apparatus decided to invite the Syrian public to view the building and the crowds responded. Under usual circumstances, such locations are usually closed for weeks pending investigation.

Posted at 07:16 AM

WAKE UP ALREADY [KJL]
Br Gen Kimmitt just confirmed that Coalition troops are still not in Fallujah. I just don't get it. Bad guys go beserk in front of the world, you go get bad guys. You don't let murderous hate fester, among its own, unmolested.

Posted at 07:12 AM

"JUSTICE GONZALEZ" [KJL]
Ramesh, what are you talking about? The women on the Mall this weekend told me the a**es of evil, the four horsemen who run the administration, are all about right wing extremism, their ever action dictated by the crazy Christian right. I don't understand.

Posted at 06:12 AM

MOST FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTION THIS MORNING [KJL]
at least in my inbox: "Would Senator Joe Hoeffel be a bigger danger for the conservative cause in Washington than Senate Judiciary Chairman Arlen Specter?"

Posted at 06:04 AM

WHO'S YOUR DADDY? [John J. Miller]
Does anybody doubt that President Bush's endorsement was worth the 15,000 votes or so that separated the Specter from Toomey? Bush could have refused to sit out the primary. Instead he got involved and probably made the difference. Maybe he's happy about this. The rest of us should grumble, especially, as Ramesh points out, when conservatives in the White House tell us they had no choice but to nominate a cipher like Al Gonzales to the Supreme Court because they had to make sure their guy could get past Arlen. Let's not forget who is responsible for that arrangement. (Memo to Rick Santorum: This goes for you as well.)

Posted at 05:42 AM

NEXT FOR SPECTER [John J. Miller]
Specter will face Rep. Joe Hoeffel in the general election. If the Democrats had been smart, they would have looked for a candidate in the mold of former Pennsylvania governor Bob Casey, a social conservative who would have appealed to GOPers disillusioned by Specter. Yet Hoeffel is a standard-issue liberal. From what I can tell, he isn't even to the right of Specter on abortion--a huge missed opportunity for the Dems. Some conservatives will suggest that Hoeffel deserves support simply to prevent Specter from becoming chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee. That's not an unreasonable view, but it doesn't appear to me as though Hoeffel is the best vehicle for this approach. Specter probably will win. Then again, my recent predictions haven't been worth much.

Posted at 05:33 AM

HAUNTING, PT. 2 [John J. Miller]
Toomey lost by fewer votes than the number of people who will read The Corner today.

Posted at 05:18 AM

HAUNTING [John J. Miller]
Here's the Wash Post story on Specter-Toomey. A disappointing night all around. Even my Red Wings lost.

Posted at 05:15 AM

BABY CONTROL [Jonah Goldberg]
This marks my fifth illness contracted directly from my personal weapon of localized distruction. She gets these colds and stomach flus for like a day and I get them for a week. She's sleeping without a care, I'm up at 3:30 posting like an idiot. Someone needs to license these things.

Posted at 03:34 AM

IT GETS WORSE [Ramesh Ponnuru]
Practice saying "Justice Gonzales."

Posted at 12:51 AM

CHAIRMAN SPECTER [Ramesh Ponnuru]
I'm reminded of something Kate O'Beirne told me after the 1998 elections: 'You know the terrible thing about politics? You never lose badly enough to convince you to just give up.'

Posted at 12:45 AM

WFB IN THE MOVIE [KJL]
This is a suggestion I certainly would have never thought of myself, from an e-mail: "It would HAVE to be Robin Williams. TRUST ME on this one. About 20 years ago Williams did a 'Firing Line' bit on Saturday Night Live and he was SPOT ON! We were slumped on the floor, weeping in the agony of our mirth. Everything was perfect -- the voice, the vocal inflections, the vocabulary, the gestures, the body language. We are crying from laughing just remembering it! Maybe Jonah would remember it. "

Posted at 12:34 AM

PRACTICE SAYING [KJL]
"Chairman Specter."

Posted at 12:30 AM

WELL, IT WAS CLOSE [KJL]
Word is Specter wins with about 15,000 votes over Toomey.

Posted at
12:27 AM

YUCH [Jack Fowler]
NBC10 in Philly has it with 96 percent of precincts Specter is ahead by 13,000 votes .

Posted at 12:19 AM

SIGH [KJL]
POLITICSPA: Specter Leads by 2%, 96% Reporting Specter: 51% Toomey 49%

Posted at 12:13 AM

I'M NO NIXON [Peter Robinson]
With 89 percent of precincts reporting and the race still at 50-50, a little announcement for my friend Hugh Hewitt:

If Toomey loses, Hugh, don't expect me to make like Nixon in '60 and offer a gracious concession.

There's whiskey at stake. I'll demand a recount.

Posted at 12:10 AM

Tuesday, April 27, 2004

SOOO CLOSE, IT APPEARS [KJL]
http://abclocal.go.com/three/wpvi/election/race2.htm"> Precincts Reporting: 7976 Of 9416 85% -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Winner Candidate Incumbent Votes Vote % Arlen SPECTER X 388,254 50% Pat TOOMEY 383,339 50%

Posted at 11:52 PM

EVEN STEVEN? [KJL]
msnbc is reporting 50/50 at 85

Posted at 11:43 PM

TWO POINTS [KJL]

Senate Race down to Two Points, 10,000 Votes: 77% Reporting

Specter: 51%

Toomey 49%

7212 of 9416 precincts reporting



Posted at 11:31 PM

SEEMS TO BE ABOUT [KJL]
51.5 specter, toomey 48.5, w/ 73% reporting

Posted at 11:26 PM

SORRY [KJL]
no posts....too busy refreshing, calling, etc.

Posted at 11:25 PM

FYI [KJL]
Bucks County Reporting Error Bucks County has erroneously reported 95,000 votes for Arlen Specter... stay tuned as the numbers are adjusted.

Posted at 10:43 PM

MAYBE IT'S A GOOD SIGN [KJL]
The Yankees won.

Posted at 10:29 PM

SYRIA ATTACK STAGED? [KJL]
THat's what the Reform Party of Syria is suggesting:
Unknown assailants attacked an empty UN building today in the Mazza area west of Damascus with grenade launchers and small arms. Eye witnesses said that the building caught fire.

SANA, the Syrian news agency, reported that the security forces had matters under control within hours. It first said that three men were captured and one fled the scene, then they recanted and said that three were dead and one was captured. Reports from Syria also claim that a Syrian security agent and a woman died during the attack.

No explanation was given as to who might the assailants be or why they would attack an empty building in Mazza where foreign embassies and ambassadors' residences are located nearby. Reports that it could be the work of al-Qaeda were also discounted given that al-Qaeda rarely get caught and that their targets are usually large with large explosives. Further, al-Qaeda attempted to use explosives with chemical weapons that came from Syria to attack Jordanian targets so why would al-Qaeda not use the same spectacular targets and means of delivery inside Damascus?

The only explanation one finds in this bizarre episode is that the whole event might have been staged by the security apparatus of the Syrian regime for the sole reason to offset the mounting pressure on the regime. Such an event can provide a credible cover under which Baschar al-Assad can make claim to the importance work his ruthless and autocratic regime serves to protect western interests.

Posted at 10:06 PM

AS THE PENNSYLVANIA RESULTS ROLL IN [Peter Robinson]
Hugh, what about swapping that bet on an expensive bottle of whiskey for one on a cheap sixpack of beer?

Posted at 10:02 PM

ROLLER COASTERS: WHY DON'T I TAKE MY OWN ADVICE? [KJL]
POLITICSPA.COM: Toomey Closing, 30% Reporting Specter: 52% Toomey 48% 2846 of 9416 precincts reporting

Posted at 10:00 PM

I THINK THE BEST ADVICE RIGHT NOW IS TAKE A STEP BACK FROM THE COMPUTER AND COME BACK IN 20 MINUTES [KJL]
From a reader: "With 30% reporting (25% of Pittsburgh districts, 30% of suburban) it's 53.4% Toomey, 46.6% Specter."

Posted at 09:56 PM

PETER AND HUGH [KJL]
Whichever one of you wins, I get a piece of the action, as hostess here.

Posted at 09:45 PM

HUGH HEWITT SPEAKS [Peter Robinson]
He just e-mailed me: He's in.

Posted at 09:39 PM

FIRST BIT OF GOOD NEWS [KJL]
Those Philly.com results are for Philly only.

Posted at 09:38 PM

A READER EMAILS: [KJL]
If you go to the Lancaster County Newspapers, you see that with 28 percent of the districts reporting, Toomey has a 5 point advantage. These are the most hard core, conservative Republican districts out there, and those numbers just don't support any contention that Toomey is going to win.

Turn out the lights, this one is over.

Posted at 09:36 PM

I NEED A DRINK [KJL]
From Philly.com: U.S. Senate 31% reporting

Arlen Specter 60%

Pat Toomey 40%

Posted at 09:30 PM

IT'S EARLY, BUT I'M NERVOUS (WHICH IS RIDICULOUS) [KJL]

Specter Ahead, 5% Reporting

Specter: 56%

Toomey 44%

515 of 9416 precincts reporting


Posted at 09:18 PM

GLENFIDDICH FOR YOU, HUGH, AND THE GLENLIVET FOR ME [Peter Robinson]
As I type this, only one percent of Pennsylvania precincts are reporting. Which means? Which means that if Hugh Hewitt happens to check this happy Corner in the next half hour or so, there'll still be plenty of time for him to take me up on a little bet.

I say it'll be Toomey, Hugh, not your man Specter, and I'll stake you to a bottle of any single malt whiskey you care to name. (Note to the readers of this Corner and the listeners of Hugh's radio show: Hugh was introduced to the pleasures of single malt whiskey by no less a figure than Richard Nixon.)

Posted at 09:05 PM

KEITH OLBERMAN? [Peter Robinson]
Why, pray, Kathryn, must I be portrayed by Keith Olberman? Is Harrison Ford unavailable?

Posted at 09:02 PM

LESS THAN ONE PERCENT IN: [KJL]
Specter: 56%

Toomey 44%

33 of 9416 precincts reporting...Tommey was winning with less than less than one percent in.

Posted at 08:59 PM

THANKS, GUYS [KJL]
For crashing the Pa. results site. I, of course, should know better.

Posted at 08:28 PM

THIS IS THE SITE TO WATCH [KJL]
The Pennsylvania secretary of state's...what we'll all be watching.

Posted at 08:05 PM

KERRY SOUNDS LIKE HE’S STILL RUNNING AGAINST DEAN [Rich Lowry]
From MSNBC:
Kerry: Bush intentionally exaggerated case

‘I think the president has made some colossal mistakes’

MSNBC

Updated: 6:42 p.m. ET April 27, 2004

CLEVELAND - Sen. John Kerry of Massachusetts, the presumed Democratic nominee for president, accused President Bush on Tuesday of having knowingly exaggerated evidence that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction, saying the president made “colossal mistakes” before, during and after the war.

Posted at 08:02 PM

FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH... [KJL]
www.politicspa.com has some estimated breakdowns. But if you're in Pa., don't read them,, just go out and vote already.

Posted at 07:20 PM

HEEELLO [KJL]
Miller, what country do you live in? Yankees and Oakland? Wager there, please. Where's Lowry when you need him?

Posted at 07:12 PM

HUGH AND ARLEN [KJL]
Hugh Hewitt is pro-Specter. He's just more pragmatic than me. Wants the Republican to win in the end and has to believe the Bushies know what they're doing endorsing him. Peter R. and Hugh had a similar debate over the summer re McClintock vs. Arnold in California.

Posted at 07:09 PM

TONIGHT'S PREDICTIONS [John J. Miller]
Toomey 51 percent, Specter 48 percent; Detroit Red Wings 4, Calgary Flames 2. I'll be up late keeping track of both contests.

Posted at 07:05 PM

RE: DYLAN SONG [KJL]
I wound up with the same one as Rick. Hugh Hewitt made me do the quiz so he could use as an intro to my segment this week on his show (every Tuesday at 6:20 EST). I'm pretty sure I had never heard the song before, at least consciously . I'm not boasting, more confessing.

Posted at 07:03 PM

RE: THE MOVIE [KJL]
Re: Jonah--The first time I saw and heard Jack Black, true story, I thought "He would have to play Jonah in a movie." I'm pondering the Stuttaford. I think I'd pick more of a Hugh Grant. Derbyshire as Derbyshire is perfect. I think I'd actually want Walken for Derb if Derb were unavailable. I'd lol hysterically at the J-Lo if it weren't so predictable. The list isn't all-inclusive of course. Steve Martin for Brookhiser (thinking academic yet adventurous type). Sharon Stone as KOB. DeNiro as Ed Capano. Keanu Reeves as Ramesh. Keith Oberman as Peter Robinson. ...Who does the WFB cameo?

Posted at 06:55 PM

MY DYLAN SONG [Rick Brookhiser]
I am "Ballad of a Thin Man," dark, mysterious, introspective. So who plays me in the NRO movie, or is my question, who do I play in the Founding Fathers movie?

Posted at 06:49 PM

PAGING MATT YGLESIAS [Jonah Goldberg ]

More data on the young voters front:

NEW YORK, April 22 /PRNewswire/ -- Sen. John Kerry, who once held a commanding, double-digit advantage over President George W. Bush among young Americans, now finds himself in a statistical dead heat with the president among voters aged 18-29, according to the latest Newsweek and Newsweek.com GENext poll. While Kerry leads Bush within the margin of error, 45 percent to 42 percent, in February, 56 percent of 18-29 year-olds said they supported the senator versus 42 percent who said they would vote for Bush. The decline for Kerry among young voters comes as the candidate appears to be losing ground overall. An AP/Ipsos poll of registered voters taken at the time of the GENext poll showed Bush leading Kerry within the margin of error, 45 percent to 44 percent. Eight weeks ago, Kerry led Bush 48 percent to 45 percent in a Newsweek Poll.

Posted at 06:37 PM

WHAT DYLAN SONG ARE YOU? [KJL]
Hat tip to Hugh Hewitt

Posted at 06:33 PM

NRO: THE MOVIE [Jonah Goldberg ]

The Gphiles suggest a cast for an NRO movie. They've got Jack Black playing me. I suppose that's a compliment, though I've got to be at least a foot taller than Black. Several years and several dozen pounds ago the missus claimed I reminded her of Vince Vaughn. I never really saw it, but the bachanalian smart-ass of Swingers seemed to be her model. My guess is that Rich will be particularly offended by the Steve Buscemi suggestion. Besides this is the first time I've ever heard anyone pick anybody else other than Tom Green to play Rich in a movie.

Obviously, Cosmo would play himself.


Posted at 06:18 PM

DON'T DISAPPOINT THIS GUY [KJL]
An e-mail:
KJ- don't lead me on...

…about the prospect of Toomey beating the execrable Specter. As a lawyer, I am WELL aware of how damaging Arlen Specter has been for the judiciary and the nation. If you get my hopes too high, well, let’s just say I might have to nip off to the local liquor store and spend my next two paychecks to drown my sorrows.

Posted at 06:15 PM

DARING TO DREAM [Jonah Goldberg]

If Toomey wins, I suggest for his first bill the "National Review Center for the Study of Limited Government Authorization Act of 2005." Proposed sites for this vital research institute to be determined by a special National Review Online fact-finding team. Actually, now that I think of it, if we'd asked Specter for something like this in exchange for revoking our endorsement of Toomey we'd have been much more likely to get it. Damn our love of limited government!


Posted at 05:52 PM

STUFF FROM PA. [KJL]
Most of this is cribbed from an email from a good, insidery source, with permission:

***Various sources in and around the Philadelphia suburbs report unusually low turnout. This is good news for Toomey, because the white-bread upper-middle class suburbs are the hot bed of squishy Republicanism.

***Broadly, polling sites have shown low turnout to this point. Poll officials outside of Harrisburg and north of Troy report low turnout. At one polling place outside of Troy, about 10 percent of registered Republicans had voted before 2 p.m. Low turnout statewide helps Toomey, because conservative Toomey backers are bound to show up, while Specter's backers will be more likely to decide something else is more worth their while.

***Weather so far has been good. Weather Channel, however, forecasts ugly weather, maybe rain or sleet in Philadelphia tonight. Doppler shows rain just hitting Philly. Rain may be spotty, rather than a big storm. Sleet hit Pittsburgh earlier today according to source in Allegheny Co.



***An exit poll in Lancaster Co. shows a slim lead for Toomey, 52-48. But this is very unscientific. It was of 113 voters at 23 polling places in the Co.

***A statewide conservative call-in show welcomed listeners to debate the race. Right away, they had Toomey callers. It took them 19 minutes to get a Specter backer on the air.

***Unscientific interviews show all late breakers going Toomey's way. This is promising for the 4-10 percent undecideds in most recent polls. Many pro-lifers are backing Specter because of Santorum's and Bush's endorsements, we also found.

***Specter had recorded phone calls going into central Pa. last night, with the voice of President Bush (likely from last Monday's rally in Pittsburgh) expressing his full support for Specter. Specter has spent his last $5 on get-out-the-vote efforts. The Philadelphia Inquirer carried the headline about the race above the fold on page A-1.

***A good source has spoken to folks at seven polling places. None of them had Specter workers present.

Posted at 05:43 PM

IRAQ [Rich Lowry]
I hesitate to recommend any article from the New York Review of Books, especially one that came to my attention via Joshua Micah Marshall. But this piece by Peter W. Galbraith is well-worth reading, even if you don’t buy its recommendations.

It has a good explanation of the problems caused by the post-war looting: "I arrived in Baghdad on April 13, 2003, as part of an ABC news team. It was apparent to me that things were already going catastrophically wrong. When the United States entered Baghdad on April 9 last year, it found a city largely undamaged by a carefully executed military campaign. However, in the two months following the US takeover, unchecked looting effectively gutted every important public institution in the city with the notable exception of the Oil Ministry... Even more surprising, the United States made no apparent effort to secure sites that had been connected with Iraqi WMD programs or buildings alleged to hold important intelligence. As a result, the United States may well have lost valuable information that related to Iraqi WMD procurement, paramilitary resistance, foreign intelligence activities, and possible links to al-Qaeda... The looting demoralized Iraqi professionals, the very people the US looks to in rebuilding the country. University professors, government technocrats, doctors, and researchers all had connections with the looted institutions. Some saw the work of a lifetime quite literally go up in smoke. The looting also exacerbated other problems: the lack of electricity and potable water, the lack of telephones, and the absence of police or other security. Most importantly, the looting served to undermine Iraqi confidence in, and respect for, the US occupation authorities."

Galbraith also has a notable explanation for why the UN is not going to take over Iraq, as John Kerry so fervently hopes: "While a less confrontational US administration would certainly be able to win greater international support and contributions, it will be a challenge to persuade the major European countries to have either the United Nations or NATO take over the major responsibilities in Iraq. The reason is cost. Taking all expenses into account, one year of involvement in Iraq costs between $50 billion and $100 billion. Under the mandatory assessment scale for the United Nations this would cost France and Germany some $5 billion to $10 billion each, and they would face pressure to put their own troops in harm's way. NATO assessments are similarly costly. While our allies may wish a Kerry administration well, they may not be willing to commit resources on this scale to help the United States get out of Iraq."

Posted at 05:25 PM

MORE MARINES [Rich Lowry]
E-mail:

“Dear Rich, My son was in college in 2001 when he came home in November and told me first so I could break it to his mother that he had joined the marines. Now virtually every male on both sides of my family has served their country, usually in the Navy which is where I served in the mid 70’s. Having a son come home and say he joined the marines, especially after 9-11 was to put it mildly a shock. We were Navy men not marines, and by the way son do you have any idea how hard their boot camp really is? After going to his graduation, in San Diego not Parris Island, I can not even begin to tell you how proud of that young man I really am. Even writing this letter I well up in tears of pride. I can not read an article or hear of one of them dying with out breaking out in another bout of tears of pride.”

Posted at 05:21 PM

RE: THE MARINES ARE ON THE CASE [Jonah Goldberg]
My apologies: The US Army is on the case in Iraq too. I wasn't playing favorites, I swear.

Posted at 05:18 PM

ALEXANDER HAMILTON [Rick Brookhiser]
My review of Ron Chernow's new biography of the first Treasury Secretary appeared in the Los Angeles Times Book Review this weekend. My take, Alexander Hamilton, American, is available here.

Posted at 05:09 PM

MESSAGE OF THE AFTERNOON/EVENING TO PENNSLVANIA CONSERVATIVES [KJL]
Get out and vote for Toomey. An e-mail: "I am kind of surprised and disappointed about the reports that Toomey seems to be carrying Lancaster County by a slim margin. I traveled through Lancaster County over the weekend and counted dozens of Toomey yard signs alongs routes 23, 322 and 501, and I did not see a single Specter sign. This was an encouraging sign for me because I support Toomey, but it's possible that the President's endorsement of Specter will give the incumbent the edge statewide. That's too bad."

Posted at 04:29 PM

WANT TO BUY STEPHEN HAWKING'S HOT-AIR BALLOON BASKET? [John Derbyshire]

Posted at 04:18 PM

KERRY'S A LOSER [KJL]
Enter brokered convention media campaign....lotsa Hillarytalk...and then...Kerry will be nominated. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. Somebody wake me for Labor Day.

Posted at 04:16 PM

MEDAL TOSS, PART DEUX [Kate O'Beirne]
Thanks for all the expert experience on the ribbon/medal distinctions. The weight of opinion tracks with my Infantry guy about the difficulty with replacing medals 30 years ago. Like with so many other things, times have changed and they are apparently now readily available online, etc. But such a replacement option wouldn't have been available to John Kerry in the early 1970s. Some who have examined the documents the Kerry campaign has posted point out that at least one medal certificate was signed by Secretary of the Navy John Lehman, who of course served under President Reagan in the early 1980s. Peculiar given that Kerry's awards were granted 10 years before. One of my correspondents reminds us of the bottom line:
I am the recipient of the Silver Star, Bronze Star and other lesser awards. The discussion on the medals issue is totally BS. The bottom line is that when he thought it suited his purpose, Kerry claimed to have "gave back" his medals in protest. When it suited his purpose, he showed them off. The symbology of "giving medals back" or ribbons or anything else for that matter back to the government is what is at issue here. He portrayed himself as giving back the awards and that is the issue. He thought it suited his purpose at the time. Now, it obviously doesn't so he is attempting to spin it or make it go away. He was a young man and we sometimes do foolish things when we are young. Unfortunately, he will not admit doing something foolish as a young man.

It would be a cold day in hell before I ever gave up any of my awards in a symbolic fashion, however, I had my Silver Star framed with the certificate and presented it to my parents as thanks for raising me. I hope it is the only one I receive. lol.

Your infantry guy is correct about buying the ribbons, you can get them at the clothing sales store and it is very hard to replace your medals. But, the symbology of tossing them is the same no matter how much he tries to deny it and that seems to get lost in trying to explain the episode to folks without a military background. That is exactly what Kerry is hoping for.

Posted at 04:08 PM

KERRY'S A LOSER [Jonah Goldberg ]
Village Voice. Can't be a good sign.

Posted at 04:03 PM

PRO-LIFE NOT WELCOME AT KERRY RALLY [KJL]
Prolife George Washington University students say they were attacked at the D.C. Women for Kerry rally Friday.

Posted at 03:45 PM

DON'T LET LANCASTER EXIT DECEIVE [KJL]
True. And not just Lancaster. From a reader: "I saw your post regarding Toomey ahead in lancaster. That is bad news for Toomey. He needs huge margins in the Lancaster, York, and Harrisburg areas in order to offset anticipated Specter wins in the Philly suburbs.

"If he is only winning 52-48 in the Lancaster area, he is toast. "

Posted at 03:38 PM

LANCASTER COUNTY [John J. Miller]
K Lo: Toomey needs to rack up a good margin in Lancaster County, so that he can afford to bleed a little on Specter turf in suburban Philly. So if you're a Pennsylvania Republican, quit reading The Corner and vote Toomey, for crying out loud.

Posted at 03:31 PM

UNSOLICITED PRAISE [John Derbyshire]
I don't think this is a junk e-mail: "I congratulate you for not cluttering your site with graphics or Flash presentations. I hate clutter. Your site is best designed on the web."

Hey, thanks. When I decided to have a website , I bought a copy of Front Page and a teach-yourself book (the pale-blue-&-white Microsoft book), and plodded through the book until I had learned just enough to get myself up and running. Haven't looked at it since. I don't even know what a "Flash presentation" is.

There's a lot to be said for minimalism.

Posted at 03:19 PM

TOOMEY HAS A SLIGHT LEAD IN LANCASTER, SOME EXIT POLL SAYS [KJL]
a local newspaper did an exit...

Posted at 03:10 PM

RE: CUCHULAIN [John Derbyshire]
A reader: "Derb---One of favorite rock bands has always been Thin Lizzy. Despite having an American and Scottish guitarists at the peak of their popularity in the late 70s, they were regarded as an Irish band because of its front man/bassist/songwriter, the late Phil Lynott. It was typical of his songs to have Irish-influenced themes (they even did a version of 'Whiskey In The Jar'). One song in particular 'Black Rose: A Rock Legend' had the lyric 'Tell me the story of young Cuchulain / How his eyes were dark, his expression sullen.' Obviously, it was sung 'koo-KUL-len' to make the rhyme work. Based on that song alone, I had always assumed that Cuchulain was some mythical/cultural figure familiar to anyone raised in Ireland and that any controversy over the pronunciation would have long been settled. Probably a bad assumption though given the Irish tendency to sustain controversy and grievances across countless generations."

Well, I just told it the way I recall it happened (23 years ago), and I'm not really au courant with controversies about ancient Irish phonology. (Though another of my readers is, and has sent me a paper on precisely that topic, which I shall study & report on as soon as I have got through some editorial chores.) I do know, though, that there are dialectical differences in modern Irish, and that a Donegal speaker will pronounce some words differently from a Kerry man. So don't take my "Ku-HOO-lin" as authoritative.

I am not the least bit surprised that Cuchulain shows up in a pop song, though. Newly arrived in Ireland in the early 1980s, just at the time the Irish prime minister Charles Haughey had held some talks with Maragret Thatcher, thereby scandalizing extremist republicans, I was in a pub in Tallacht, outside Dublin, with some Irish friends, when a rebel song came on the juke box. The song had the line (referring to Haughey): "...our Dermot MacMurrough of '81." Who the heck was Dermot MacMurrough, I asked my friends. Oh, they said, he was a feller that sold us out to the English. And when was that? In A.D. 1166.

Long memories, the Irish.

Posted at 03:07 PM

PRICELESS KERRY [KJL]
Forgive me if I just completely missed this and it has already been everywhere: "At St. Paul's School in Concord, N.H., Kerry won a prize for a speech titled, 'Resolved: that the growth of spectator sports in the western world in the last half century is an indication of the decline of western civilization.'"

Posted at 02:51 PM

ACTION IN FALLUJAH [KJL]
We appear to be shelling...

Posted at 02:35 PM

SHOOTINGS, BLASTS IN DAMASCUS [KJL]

Posted at 02:17 PM

UTERUS IN A LOCKBOX [Tim Graham]
ABC "The Practice" star Camryn Manheim's odd remarks and other celebrity speeches at the Abortion Yes! rally are transcribed here.

Posted at 02:00 PM

TOOMEY TIME [KJL]
The Philly Inquirer is saying turnout in Pa. is low so far, but don't let that influence you if you're in Pa. Commuters and others could easily be headed to the polls in the coming hours, so cast your vote for Toomey before 8.

Posted at 01:57 PM

MY PREDICTIONS COME TRUE [Jonah Goldberg ]

The EU decides to make itself into a giant theme park:


Member nations of the European Union have announced plans to discontinue their status as individual countries in order to merge into one giant theme park!

The new park will be called EuroWorld and will cover the entire continent of what is now known as Europe. The decision was made by the EU countries in response to their collective realization that no one in Europe has had an innovative idea in well over a century.

With nothing new to offer visitors, the European countries decided to stop pretending they were still relevant, and to start celebrating their colorful pasts.

"Our stagnant continent has been a virtual museum for decades," explains an unnamed EU representative. "Many could argue that we already were nothing more than an amusement park. The decision to legally become a large theme park is really only a formality."

Each country will now be an exhibit within the park. For example, what was once known as Germany will now be the Germanland exhibit. Only traditional German foods such as bratwurst, sauerkraut and beer will be permitted in Germanland.

The citizens of each European country will now be considered "Euro hosts." The Euro hosts will be required to dress in traditional ethnic outfits from their respective homelands to better entertain visitors.

Thus, Germans must wear lederhosen at all times, Scots must wear kilts, and so forth.


Posted at 01:35 PM

GETTING IT DONE [Jonah Goldberg ]
The Marines are on the case.

Posted at 01:30 PM

SHAKER SYNDROME [KJL]
The final generation of abortion advocates.

Posted at 01:10 PM

HOW OLD IS CHUCK SCHUMER? [John Derbyshire]
Irregardless (as we lawyers say), if my senior senator should drop in at the tools section of our local Home Depot, there is an employee there who will adress him as "young man." He he he he!

Posted at 01:01 PM

DAMN YOU LOWRY [Jonah Goldberg]
You might as well be outlining the column I'm working on.

Posted at 12:41 PM

THE KERRY CONTRADICTIONS III [Rich Lowry]
It is so typically Kerry that he would say for months that he would not question Bush’s National Guard service and then when he finds himself in a tight spot, immediately question Bush’s National Guard service. The Bush campaign is going to get a lot of mileage out of the line of attack that you can’t believe anything Kerry says—because it is true.

Posted at 12:16 PM

THE KERRY CONTRADICTIONS II [Rich Lowry]
I was on the Alan Colmes radio show last night with Susan Estrich. The discussion really brought home to me the odd position liberals find themselves in with regard to Kerry’s service. On the one hand, they say Kerry’s combat experience in Vietnam is a tremendous testament to his toughness and moral character. On the other hand, they believe Vietnam was a deeply dishonorable and even criminal enterprise. So why is it an asset to have served there? Both Susan and Alan stand by Kerry’s war crime allegations from 1971. So I asked Alan why he would support a man who has confessed to committing atrocities in Vietnam. Alan’s answer was that everyone committed atrocities in Vietnam and U.S. soldiers are committing atrocities in Iraq even today. And this is the year liberals are supposed to be portraying themselves as pro-veteran and pro-military service!

Posted at 12:15 PM

THE KERRY CONTRADICTIONS I [Rich Lowry]
John Kerry is in a tough spot. On the one hand, he wants his Vietnam experience to be his foremost national security credential. On the other, he doesn’t want anyone to focus on his activity in the immediate aftermath of his service. He really can’t have it both ways. So long as he makes the aspects of Vietnam he wants to emphasize a big issue, it’s perfectly legitimate for his critics to make those aspects he doesn’t want to focus on a big issue. For Kerry, Vietnam may turn out to be much closer to a wash than a big advantage, which could be devastating to his candidacy.

Posted at 12:13 PM

MEDAL TOSS [Kate O'Beirne]
My Army Infantry guy tells me that Kerry's claim that "ribbons" and "medals" are "absolutely interchangeable" is not true when it comes to replacing them, which might explain why Kerry was careful to toss just his ribbons in that trash pile in 1971. Ribbons are easily replaced, medals aren't. You don't suppose Kerry was trying to have it both ways?

Posted at 12:00 PM

MICHAEL BARONE’S HANDICAP [Alexander Rose, deputy managing editor, NRODT ]
Following on from yesterday’s talk of liberal bias in the most unlikely of places, this gem is from the latest Publishers Weekly round-up of coming non-fiction. The anonymous reviewer is treating Michael Barone's Hard America, Soft America, and makes a curious comment: "Despite his conservatism, Barone...writes with moderation and insight."

Thank heavens there's one conservative out there capable of writing with moderation and insight.

Posted at 11:58 AM

CORRECTION II [Rich Lowry]
E-mail:

"Mr. Lowry - I just read your column on Parris Island at Townhall.com. I found your column interesting, but believe there was one minor error in it. The Marines were called "Devil Dogs" by the Germans who were fighting them in Belleau Wood during WW I, rather than WW II."

Posted at 11:48 AM

CORRECTION I [Rich Lowry]
In my column last week on Samuel Huntington's new book, which for some reason hasn't been posted on Townhall, I wrote that a writer for Time magazine has suggested the book should have gone unwritten. I foolishly was working from memory. In his piece, Michael Elliott really says no such thing. My apologies to Michael.

Posted at 11:44 AM

THE JEWS DID IT! [Jonah Goldberg]

"Did what?"

Everything says an Egyptian goverment newspaper:

"If you want to know the real perpetrator of every disaster or every act of terrorism, look for the Zionist Jews. They are behind all the violent and terror operations that have occurred everywhere in the world. [They do this] first of all in order to slap [the label of the attacks] on the Arabs and Muslims, and second to harm them, distort their image, and represent them to the world as terrorists who endanger innocents. What is even more dangerous is that after every terror operation they perpetrate, they leave a sign, clue, or traces meant to show that the perpetrators are Arab Muslims.

Posted at 11:41 AM

TOOMEY UPDATE [John J. Miller]
The campaign staff is upbeat. "I really like our chances," says press secretary Joe Sterns. Adds campaign manager Mark Dion: "Everything has been pointing in our direction for a few weeks. Tomorrow we'll be planning for the general election." There are no exit polls in the Pennsylvania Senate primary, so nobody will know the result until the precincts close at 8 pm tonight and the returns begin to come in. Pat Toomey is spending much of today on talk radio and travelling around the central part of the state. He will vote at 3 pm and then prepare for what he hopes will be a victory celebration in Fogelsville, just a bit west of Allentown. "I don't think we're going to be up late," says Dion. "We're going to win this surprisingly early." Cross your fingers!

Posted at 11:36 AM

MARINES [Rich Lowry]
E-mail:

"Dear Mr. Lowry, In the past I have always enjoyed reading you opinion pieces and see on cable shows. However, today I need to write and thank you for this article. My son is scheduled to graduate from Parris Island next week. Right now he is going through the Crucible and so, God willing, he will pass that test and graduate on schedule. I could spend hours describing the letters I've received from him detailing his transformation from a directionless boy to a Marine. I heard about the sand fleas only once (47 bites in one day but who's counting). Not because they disappeared but because he stopped complaining and starting talking about his successes. It is often asked where these remarkable young men come from. I still don't have the answer but I do know one thing. As long as there is a need, they will keep on coming."

Posted at 11:35 AM

SCHUMER'S NOT BEEN 29 FOR A LOOONG NOW [KJL]
I have never been a term-limit fan, but that fact could definitely sway me.

Posted at 11:31 AM

WMDS FOUND? [Jonah Goldberg]

Don't pop the champagne quite yet, but this story certainly could use some wider play:

New evidence out of Iraq suggests that the U.S. effort to track down Saddam Hussein's missing weapons of mass destruction (WMD) is having better success than is being reported. Key assertions by the intelligence community that were widely judged in the media and by critics of President George W. Bush as having been false are turning out to have been true after all. But this stunning news has received little attention from the major media, and the president's critics continue to insist that "no weapons" have been found.

In virtually every case - chemical, biological, nuclear and ballistic missiles - the United States has found the weapons and the programs that the Iraqi dictator successfully concealed for 12 years from U.N. weapons inspectors.

The Iraq Survey Group (ISG), whose intelligence analysts are managed by Charles Duelfer, a former State Department official and deputy chief of the U.N.-led arms-inspection teams, has found "hundreds of cases of activities that were prohibited" under U.N. Security Council resolutions, a senior administration official tells Insight. "There is a long list of charges made by the U.S. that have been confirmed, but none of this seems to mean anything because the weapons that were unaccounted for by the United Nations remain unaccounted for."

Both Duelfer and his predecessor, David Kay, reported to Congress that the evidence they had found on the ground in Iraq showed Saddam's regime was in "material violation" of U.N. Security Council Resolution 1441, the last of 17 resolutions that promised "serious consequences" if Iraq did not make a complete disclosure of its weapons programs and dismantle them in a verifiable manner. The United States cited Iraq's refusal to comply with these demands as one justification for going to war.....


Posted at 11:23 AM

WHO'S THE YOUNGIN'? [Jonathan H. Adler]
It's ironic Senator Schumer is making so much of Brett Kavanaugh's "youth." After all, a reader e-mails, the Senator's own bio states:
A product of the Brooklyn public schools, Chuck, who was born on November 23, 1950, is a graduate of Harvard College and Harvard Law School. He was elected to the New York State Assembly at age 23 -- making him one of the youngest members since Theodore Roosevelt -- and to Congress at 29. In 1998, Chuck became New York's junior Senator.

Posted at 11:16 AM

NICE QUESTIONS! [Jonathan H. Adler]
Senator Schumer is asking Brett Kavanaugh, a nominee to the D.C. Circuit, about the standards used by the White House in selecting nominees to the D.C Circuit!

Posted at 11:08 AM

USDOJ TO INVESTIGATE MEMOGATE [Jonathan H. Adler]
The Washington Times reports a U.S. Attorney is investigating whether Republican Senate Judiciary Committee staffers violated federal law when they accessed Democratic staff files. Former staffer Manuel Miranda does not seem concerned, telling the Times: "This is an expected referral to a professional to determine whether or not a crime has been committed. No crime was committed. If I thought a crime had been committed, I would go down to the station and turn myself in."

Posted at 10:56 AM

ABORTION FIGHT SONG [KJL]
Derb, readers are flooding my inbox, wanting the Monty Python crew to sue.

Posted at 10:53 AM

A YOUNG APPOINTEE? [Jonathan H. Adler]
Senator Schumer suggests Brett Kavanaugh is too young to be a federal judge. That's funny. Kavanaugh is the same age (39) as was Judge Harry Edwards when he was appointed by President Jimmy Carter in 1979. Senator Schumer says Kavanaugh lacks the experience to be a judge on the D.C. Circuit, while conveniently ignoring much of his record, including his partnership in the D.C. office a prominent and prestigious law firm (Kirkland & Ellis). This is in addition to his three (3!) presitigious federal clerkships and over six years of service in the federal government, both in the Office of Independent Counsel and Office of the White House Counsel.

Posted at 10:48 AM

EVERY SPERM DOES NOT DESERVE A NAME [John Derbyshire]
Kathryn: Apart from the illiterate grammar (should be: "Not every sperm..."), this is a straight knock-off of the Catholic-bashing song in Monty Python's Meaning of Life. From memory:
Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great!
If even one is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Posted at 10:48 AM

YOUR CORNER VERSE FOR THE DAY [KJL]
This is not exactly Derb poetry, but I thought I'd be remiss if I didn't share with you a bit of the folk-song hell present at the "March to Save Women's Lives" this weekend. Here's one sung by one Caryl Towner, with much audience participation:
I've heard preachers preach about the duties of a wife
I've heard husbands talk about the same
They say a woman must protect a zygote's right to life
But every sperm does not deserve a name

(Chorus)
Every sperm does not deserve a name
Every sperm does not deserve a name
If so a man would found a nation every time he came
Every sperm does not deserve a name
P.S. I bet you didn't know there is a "hospital merger fight song": "resist the urge to merge"!

Posted at 10:42 AM

SCHUMER V. KAVANAUGH [Jonathan H. Adler]
At this moment, the Senate Judiciary Committee is holding a hearing on the nomination of Brett Kavanaugh to the U.S. Court of Appeals to the D.C. Circuit. Senator Charles Schumer, in his opening statement, is celebrating the Democrats' "honesty" for opposing judicial nominations on ideological grounds. Among other things, he says he plans to question Kavanaugh, a judicial nominee, on the Bush Administration's process for selecting nominees. You can listen here.

Posted at 10:37 AM

TOOMEY VS. SPECTER: THE FINAL COUNTDOWN [KJL]
Readers remind me calls can still be made to get Toomey voters out to vote. (Details here.) The weather is looking good for the bulk of the day in these parts, so Toomey supporters will definitely want to hit the polls. With things potentially tied, every vote will count.

Posted at 10:25 AM

HELP, TIM, HELP [Michael Graham]
The Washington Post has been doing a series on the Red State/Blue State divide. Yesterday they profiled the "typical" Red State voter, described by writer David Finkel as a huntin', grits-eatin', church-goin' quasi-bigot redneck whose "truck is a Chevy. His beer is Bud Light. His savior is Jesus Christ." The entire piece was a tribute to East Coast snobbery and stereotyping.

This morning came the typical Blue Stater. Would it be a homosexual couple in San Fran's Castro District? A single, black mom in Harlem?

No, it's a straight, white, blue-collar, never-divorced Catholic couple with two happy, straight adult children...and who don't even drink. Oh, yeah, this is Deep Blue heart of the Kerry coalition.

If these are the hard-core liberal voters, yesterday's Red Stater should have been a pot-smoking agnostic Republican living in subsidized housing.

Posted at 10:19 AM

TOUCH OF THE IRISH [John Derbyshire]
I think Andrew Stuttaford may be the first NRO contributor to have mentioned the mighty Cuchulain. But, Andrew, you gotta tell people how to say it. Having known Cuchulain only from the printed page, I embarrassed myself, when I finally got to mingle with some Irish scholars, by saying "COO-coo-lain." After they stopped rolling round on the floor, they advised me that the correct pronunciation is more like "Ku-HOO-lin."

The reason Irish spelling is so impossible is that the written language is very old. Irish was the third European language to attain the written form (if you ignore a few undecipherable scraps in things like Etruscan). The order was: Greek, Latin, Irish.

Posted at 10:16 AM

CORRECTING MY CORRECTER (CORRECTOR?) [Jonah Goldberg]

From a reader:
Jonah,


I may be mistaken, but my understanding is that Kerry voted to kill the Apache helicopter, not the Black Hawk. The Black Hawk is a utility helicopter that was fielded back in the 70s as a replacement for the Huey. The Apache is the attack helicopter that replaced the Cobra, and it is a much newer system.


Posted at 09:43 AM

RE: MONEY = PRO-DEFENSE [Jonah Goldberg]

From a reader:

Dear Jonah,

I think you give Nick Confessore too much credit for his straw man. While the most basic formulation of spending = support is flawed, that is not the case the Republicans are making. The ads and stories I am reading are very specific that what Kerry was against, at the height of the cold war, were the new weapons programs that helped modernize our military to win the cold war, and are now the core of our military capabilities. There were not alternatives to these programs at the time, so had they been defeated we would not have many of these weapons systems. Some of the things Kerry wanted to eliminate were the Blackhawk hellicopter, the Bradley troop carrier, the F/A-18 fighter and the Aegis guided- missile destroyer. There is a very big difference between wanting to stop development of new systems to modernize our military and cutting back on the production of the actual weapons AFTER the cold war as Cheney did.


Posted at 09:18 AM

MORE MONEY = PRO DEFENSE [Jonah Goldberg ]

I basically agree with Nick Confessore that it's an unhelpful formulation to say that being in favor of spending money means you are strong on defense and being in favor of any kinds of cuts or reforms means you're soft on defense. Even Don Rumsfeld has pushed for cuts in certain programs and weapons systems, nobody thinks he soft of defense.

However, to say that being for cuts doesn't automatically mean you're soft on defense does not in any way mean that Kerry isn't truly soft on defense. Confessore certainly knows this. Cheney may have wanted military reform to make the military more effective. I think it's a major stretch to say that Kerry's positions on foreign and defense policy were ever driven by anything like a desire for a more effective and lethal military. Logic games and word play cannot hide the fact that Kerry is a life long dove and -- worse -- he used to be proud of being a dove and now he's "outraged" at the suggestion that he's anything but a hawk.


Posted at 08:03 AM

AND PEOPLE SAY FOX IS A GOP MOUTHPIECE [Jonah Goldberg ]

So yesterday, John Kerry is pressed by ABC News about Medalgate. Charlie Gibson declared: "Senator, I was there 33 years ago, and I saw you throw the medals over the fence."

To which Kerry replied that Gibson was wrong and that, by association at least, Gibson was part of the Republican Attack Machine unfairly going after Kerry. Kerry went on to say that Bush was behind all of it and that the National Guard story was the real story.

Guess who agrees? Here's the first couple paragraphs from the AP:


WHEELING, W.Va. - John Kerry, a decorated Navy veteran criticized by Republicans for his anti-war activities during the Vietnam era, lashed out at President Bush on Monday for failing to prove whether he fulfilled his commitment to the National Guard during the same period.

Conservative critics have questioned whether Kerry deserved his three Purple Hearts for battle wounds, an issue the Democratic presidential candidate sought to put to rest last week by releasing his military records. On Sunday, a top Bush adviser criticized Kerry for leading anti-war protests after he returned from the battlefield.


Posted at 07:53 AM

THE MEDALS MESS [Tim Graham]
Also in the WashTimes, Charles Hurt investigates how Camp Kerry has dropped the silly idea that Kerry's statements on the Medal Mess are consistent:
In the campaign Web site's "D-Bunker" section, which aims to set "the record straight" about him, staffers have been updating the section on the "right-wing fiction" that "John Kerry threw away his medals during a Vietnam war protest."

Last week's explanation was: "John Kerry is proud of the work he did to end the Vietnam war. ... John Kerry threw his ribbons and the medals of two veterans who could not attend the event. ..."

Over the weekend, staffers added the clause, "he has been consistent about the facts and symbolism of the medal-returning ceremony." That whole clause since has been removed from the D-Bunker section.

"Only the Kerry campaign would find it necessary to debunk their own debunker," said Ed Gillespie, chairman of the Republican National Committee.

Posted at 07:42 AM

THE PREGGERS PLOT [Tim Graham]
In today's Washington Times, Stephen Dinan reports that some Democrats responded to Dick Cheney's speech on John Kerry's defense record by going personal. Unlike our war hero John Kerry, who went to Vietnam complete with his home-movie camera, Cheney apparently dodged the draft during the Vietnam War by getting his wife pregnant:

But the Thunder Road Group, a consultancy working for America Coming Together, one of the Democrat-leaning "Section 527" political operations, said Mr. Cheney's fifth deferment came when his wife became pregnant.

The group noted that the rules governing the draft changed Oct. 26, 1965, to allow married, childless men to be drafted. Mr. Cheney received a deferment three months later on the grounds that his wife was pregnant. The Cheneys' first child, Elizabeth, was born, the group noted, "nine months and two days after childless men were deemed eligible for the draft."

The accusation that Mr. Cheney used the pregnancy to avoid serving in Vietnam was made in the 2000 campaign, and resurfaced in a March opinion article on Slate.com and several Web discussion forums, including one sponsored by Mother Jones magazine...

The Bush campaign was outraged at the pregnancy charges. "This is an outrageous and despicable attack, and Senator Kerry should repudiate it," spokesman Scott Stanzel said.

Posted at 07:40 AM

LAST CALL [John J. Miller]
A final pre-election report on Toomey vs. Specter, from the Allentown Morning Call.

Posted at 06:44 AM

GORELICK FLASHBACK [Tim Graham]
CNS News reports that the Jamie Gorelick-enhanced "stove piping" between the CIA and the FBI may have also hindered the investigation into illegal contributions to the Clinton campaign from Chinese donors.

Posted at 12:44 AM

NOT JUST FOR KERRY [Peter Robinson]
After posting last week about John Kerry and the Catholic bishops, I’ve received a passel of emails like this:
Will you now call for the excommunication of pro-choice Catholics Giuliani, Ridge, Pataki, and the governor of California?
Although fair enough, the question is badly stated. I never called for the “excommunication” of John Kerry or anyone else (and neither did Ramesh or K-Lo). “Excommunication” represents a punishment, a formal statement that an individual has been banned from receiving any of the sacraments, holding any Church office, or otherwise participating in the life of the Church. I suggested only that John Kerry should be denied the sacrament of communion. To quote Canon 916 once again, “Those…who obstinately persist in manifest grave sin, are not to be admitted to holy communion.”

As to the substance of the question—that is, whether pro-choice Republicans should receive the same treatment from the Church as pro-choice Democrats—the answer, obviously, is you betcha. We were discussing the Kerry case last week on the Corner only because his was, for the time being, the most prominent. But after the special election here in California last October, K-Lo and I both argued that Bishop Weigand of Sacramento ought to be just as tough on the new, pro-choice Republican governor, Arnold Schwarzenegger, as he’d been on the old, pro-choice Democratic governor, Gray Davis. "Manifest grave sin" is the criterion, not political party.

Posted at 12:42 AM

WHAT PAUL JOHNSON THINKS OF THE PROPOSED EUROPEAN CONSTITUTION [Peter Robinson ]
He’s against it, vividly. To wit:
[The proposed constitution is] essentially the work of the French. And the French think they know everything. One of the things I've been trying to get into the heads of Frenchmen…for a very long time now, is that if you want to use history to help you, study the history of how the United States was created….[A]fter all, this was the first republican constitution of its kind, [and] subject to a few amendments, it's lasted over 200 years. And…it has created the richest, most powerful country in the world. You'd think that the Europeans would want to see how it was done and…incidentally learn a bit about democracy. Not at all. No, we have nothing to learn from those barbarians across the Atlantic. That’s…what they think and sometimes they say it, too.
This lovely sally—Andrew, has anything done more today to warm your heart?—comes from an exchange between Paul Johnson and Timothy Garton Ash on Uncommon Knowledge. For the rest, click here.

Posted at 12:10 AM

YOU CAN LOOK IT UP [Peter Robinson]
Last week’s postings on Kerry and the bishops produced a second passel of emails. These argued that any Catholic who opposed Kerry’s pro-choice stand must likewise oppose Bush’s stand in favor of the death penalty. As K-Lo and others on the Corner have pointed out, the premise here—that opposition to abortion and to the death penalty posess the same moral standing in Catholic teaching—is flatly mistaken. Here’s the Catechism of the Catholic Church on abortion:
Since the first century the Church has affirmed the moral evil of every procured abortion. This teaching has not changed and remains unchangeable. Direct abortion, that is to say, abortion willed either as an end or a means, is gravely contrary to the moral law.
And here’s the Catechism on the death penalty:
The efforts of the state to curb the spread of behavior harmful to people's rights and to the basic rules of civil society correspond to the requirement of safeguarding the common good….Assuming that the guilty party's identity and responsibility have been fully determined, the traditional teaching of the Church does not exclude recourse to the death penalty, if this is the only possible way of effectively defending human lives against the unjust aggressor.


Direct abortion represents an evil in itself, but the death penalty is permissible in certain circumstances. In what circumstances, exactly? That is a matter for prudential judgement. And when John Paul II argues, as he often does, that present day penal standards make the death penalty unnecessary, he is making his own prudential judgement, to which Catholics must give due consideration, but not enunciating a teaching that Catholics must regard as binding. (See, for example, the article in First Things by Avery Cardinal Dulles, to which Kathryn linked a week or two ago, and the article in the same publication by Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia.) Whereas no Catholic may in good conscience support abortion on demand, in other words, a Catholic may indeed support the death penalty.

Posted at 12:07 AM

RAMESH WAS RIGHT AND I WAS WRONG [Peter Robinson]
From a man of the cloth: Mr. Robinson,

I must respectfully correct you on your understanding of Canon 915, as expressed yesterday and today on “The Corner”.

In your response to Mr. Ponnuru you write: “withholding communion from pro-choice politicians is indeed a discretionary matter for the bishops.” Later you quote an email which says: “In any diocese, the decision about whether to enforce this canon rests with the bishop.”

The application of canon law does not depend on the bishop, unless a particular canon explicitly provides for this. Can. 915 contains no such exception to the general rule. This is a universal law of the church: it binds every bishop and every priest, and only the pope—“the supreme legislator”—can change or override it (which he wouldn’t in this case since it merely codifies an unchanging doctrine). Even cardinals have to obey it. That’s why so many Catholic priests are mystified by the statements of certain prelates, as if they have some authority to override or ignore the direct legislation of the Pope, and the constant doctrine of the Church.

The only discretion here is determining if a particular person is “obstinately persist[ing] in manifest grave sin.” The canon neither requires or allows this discretion to be exercised solely by a bishop, i.e., every priest, etc., must apply the law using sound reason and Catholic moral principles. Certainly no one would deny, unless they explicitly reject the Church’s clear and consistent teaching on the subject, that a legislator who publicly supports and votes for the most extreme pro-abortion laws—and proudly campaigns on this record—is clearly “obstinately persist[ing] in manifest grave sin.” Therefore, to give Communion to such a pro-abortion legislator the priest, bishop or cardinal would himself either be 1) showing his ignorance of Church doctrin and law, or 2) be publicly expressing a position clearly in opposition to the teaching of the Church—which would, itself, be a grave sin.
Posted at 12:03 AM

Monday, April 26, 2004

RELIGIOUS PERSECUTION IN CANADA [Rod Dreher]
I do a monthly "Letter from Dallas" column in French for La Presse, the Montreal daily. (To be precise, I write it in English, and they translate it before publication). I wrote the other day about the rather shocking effect Canada's human-rights statutes regarding homosexuality are having on freedom of speech and religion for conservative Christians. I spoke the other day with a Canadian Catholic friend, who told me in all seriousness that there are Canadian Christians who are considering emigrating to the United States out of fear of what's going to become of them given the current trends in their homeland. I said in my column that freedom of speech and religion are vital to a healthy democracy, and that Canadians ought to be more concerned about protecting religious dissenters.

Anyway, I find the e-mail I'm getting from Canadian readers fascinating. Christians say, Thank you so much for speaking out, it's incredible what's happening here, I don't recognize my own country anymore, why are my countrymen letting this happen etc. Nonreligious types -- by far the greater number of letter-writers, say, basically, I'm not religious, but hey, you American idiot with your stupid Bush president, there's no problem here in Canada with anti-religious discrimination, where do you come up with this stuff, and besides, you can have all our Evangelical idiots anyway.

Posted at 11:48 PM

TOOMEY, OR NOT TOOMEY -- THAT IS THE QUESTION [Jack Fowler]
And the answer tomorrow will be, of course, Toomey (oremus!). The SurveyUSA poll released this afternoon that shows Toomey and Specter now tied at 48-48 is available here . The three-day survey of "certain" voters was conducted April 23 to 25. Most interesting is that of people who responded on the final two days (Saturday and Sunday) Specter trailed by 2 points! Toomey is surging. It is the perfect storm -- for Arlen.

Posted at 11:33 PM

TOOMEY TIED? [John J. Miller]
That's what this website sayssays: 48 percent apiece.

Posted at 07:02 PM

SPECTER FOR TOOMEY? [John J. Miller]
The Club for Growth is demanding that Arlen Specter say he'll endorse the winner of tomorrow's GOP Senate primary in Pennsylvania, even if it's Rep. Pat Toomey. Isn't is sad that we can't be sure he'll do the right thing?

Posted at 05:42 PM

I LOVE BIG ORANGE [John Derbyshire]
Yesterday, at the tool section in the Huntington Home Depot, an employee addressed me as "young man."

My God forgive me for all my unkind words about this wonderful store.

Posted at 03:31 PM

KERRY VS. CHARLIE GIBSON [Tim Graham]
Can you imagine George W. Bush having the audacity to tell a network anchor "that's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard"? Kudos to ABC's bloodhound Brian Ross for going to the record from 1971 and finding the discrepancy between Kerry's multiple stories about his throwing away his medals, I mean ribbons, I mean other people's medals, I mean I threw other people's medals after the event. Huh? How can liberals now insist that Bush can't handle a press conference after this blustery piece of so-called damage control? No wonder the liberal media have been nervous about applying a fraction of scrutiny. You KNOW Clinton watched this attempt to be slippery and said, "What a stinking amateur."

Posted at 02:46 PM

SURVEY SAYS … TOO CLOSE TO CALL IN PA [Jack Fowler]
New Quinnipiac University poll out today has the Specter -Toomey split holding steady at six points among “likely” GOP voters, with 10 percent still undecided. Among the interesting tidbits: Exactly half polled say Specter is “too liberal” (incredibly, three percent say he is “too conservative” – who are these people, and who took their meds?) and his favorable-unfavorable-mixed rating is 39-25-31, while Toomey’s is 33-15-29. And 52 percent of likely Toomey voters say their vote will be more against Specter than it is for the conservative Congressman. So tomorrow will boil down to a referendum on Arlen Specter – and that is not a good thing for a man who is way too unpopular after 24 years of incumbency (and spending over $10 million on this primary!). It’s an old political rule: Nothing motivates a citizen like having something to vote against, and Arlen has given a lot of people precisely that kind of motivation. Meanwhile, Philly’s NBC-10 TV affiliate is saying the election is just too close to call and repeats what every other pontificator says: The winner will be the candidate who can get the most troops to the polls. As for Mother Nature suppressing turnout, that’s very unlikely – from Erie to Pittsburgh to Philadelphia, the forecast is partly cloudy with a 10 percent chance of precipitation in the very early morning hours in the western counties (so says The Weather Channel).

Posted at 02:39 PM

MISSING MARY MCGRORY [Mackubin Thomas Owens]
Mary McGrory’s death is going to make my life much more complicated. She was the Ur-liberal. She belonged in the Bureau of Standards. Accordingly, she always saved me a great deal of time, especially when I worked in DC during the mid-80s. I am positive that she is the only columnist of any political persuasion with whom I never once agreed on any topic. So I could wake up, read her column in the Post, and be certain of what I was going to be for or against for the rest of the day. I will miss her, if only because of the way she helped to streamline my life.

Posted at 02:29 PM

LIBERAL BIAS IN THE STRANGEST PLACES [Tim Graham]
Sports Illustrated/CNN.com picks winners and losers in the weekend NFL Draft: "The Pats coming away with Miami defensive tackle Vince Wilfork at No. 21 is the NFL equivalent of the Bush tax breaks for the richest Americans. It just doesn't seem fair."

Posted at 02:20 PM

RE: THAT HEADLINE [Jonah Goldberg]
Fair point from a reader:
Sorry to write in, but I think you are making an improper assumption. Certainly one cannot say that 2/3 are against gay marriage based on the headline and its facts. Though it is possible, the article did not say that. Also, you cannot assume a zero sum outcome- there are, most likely, "undecided" people.
Me However, it's a safe bet that the majority of respondents oppose gay marriage. Indeed, this line I think demonstrates the bad faith of the whole piece: "Only 40 percent of those polled in California believe same-sex relationships are morally wrong, while nearly a third support same-sex marriages."

Posted at 02:20 PM

FRANK FIELD [Andrew Stuttaford]

Frank Field is one of the British Labour party's more independent-minded - and appealing - figures. Here he is on the EU's draft 'constitution':

"Here then is the political choice. Do we wish to be ever more ruled from Brussels, or do we see ourselves as part of a European enterprise that has many rooms allowing members to occupy those that they find most favourable? That is not the choice, however, that is presented in the European constitution, which is unlikely to be modified in any significant respects before it is finally ratified. The constitution covers over 500 pages. At every turn where the constitution rules that power should be exercised at a different level, it is for that power to flow to Brussels.Britain will lose, for example, its veto in more than 30 areas of policy. There is not a single proposed change in the constitution that returns one of the powers currently possessed by Brussels to member states... This vision of an ever-remote exercise of political and economic power - which is what the constitution is designed to bring about - is one I hope the British people will decisively reject."

EU Commissioner Patten, by contrast, one of the Tory Party's least likeable figures, wants it to be known that such objections are nothing more than 'truculence'.


Posted at 02:18 PM

GOOD NEWS FROM FRANCE? [Rod Dreher]
I sent to a French friend in Paris a link to the Times front-pager about the growth in jihadism in England. He responded:
My guess is that France is better prepared than England to fight jihad because we're not a multicultural society as Great Britain now is. When one wanders outside the Gauche Caviar districts of the left bank of Paris, one can easily find very unhappy people regarding Islam. Middle class people are not afraid any more to openly voice their concerns on Islam and the risks of a bi-cultural/bi-religious France. Amazingly, things look less grim now than they did two or three years ago. The French seem now ready to defend what I call the 3 Cs: Churches, Castles and Cheeses. The 3 Cs are ubiquitous around here right now, but this could be destroyed and people know it. La vieille France is back in fashion and this is great news!

Posted at 02:06 PM

GREAT HEADLINE [Jonah Goldberg]

Nearly one of three Californians favor gay marriage.

One could also say "More than 2 out of 3 Californians Oppose Gay Marriage."


Posted at 01:20 PM

TOOMEY! [KJL]
will be on Mark Levin's radio show tonight at 6:30 pm on WABC New York (770 AM), which is heard in large parts of Pennsylvania.

Posted at 01:07 PM

THE LEFT IS PUMPED! [Jonah Goldberg ]
This really shows how their heart's in it. [Warning: Much foul language].

Posted at 01:01 PM

KERRY ON GMA [KJL]
Here's the transcript.

Posted at 12:58 PM

SOME MARCH PHOTOS [KJL]
[Note/apology: I hadn't read all the comments on this page when I linked to it. It was not my intention to portray the women at the march as unattractive, only their message.]

Posted at 12:56 PM

“THE BEST FOR BOYS AND GIRLS” [Jack Fowler]
That’s how Faith & Family magazine glowingly describes both volumes of National Review’s Treasury of Classic Children’s Literature. Each one, says F&F, “contains a wide selection of some of the best stories for kids ever published. These wholesome, exciting stories will entertain you as well as your kids.” Go on and put something other than a remote control or a video-game joystick in the hands of your kids nor grandkids: give them our big, beautifully illustrated books (replete with dozens of stories by Jack London, Mark Twain, Louisa May Alcott, Lewis Carroll, Rudyard Kipling, L. Frank Baum, Thornton Burgess, and many more literary giants). Our “Treasury” titles (including our Classic Bedtime Stories collection, which is ideal for beginning readers or for you to read to tucked-in wee ones as they drift off to dreamland) make wonderful gifts. They’re the perfect reward for an excellent report card, or just for being a great kid, and they’re thoughtful birthday presents too! You can order them securely here.

Posted at 12:44 PM

THE TIMES’ MISSPENT PASSION [Jack Fowler]
Variety’s Peter Bart has penned this delicious piece on how badly the New York Times’s jihad against Mel Gibson’s “The Passion of the Christ” went.

Posted at 12:35 PM

THE FIVE-YEAR MARK [KJL]
Teresa Heinz Kerry is evidently not enthused about abortion. This, in the Daily News:
Asked if he shares his wife's views, Kerry told Newsweek, "I do not know the answer to that. We've never - she's never had to vote."

Kerry appeared at an abortion rights rally in Washington Friday, saying, "Abortion should be rare but it should be safe and legal. And the government should stay out of the bedrooms of Americans."

Both husband and wife agree that she is more traditional in her values than the Massachusetts senator, owing to the fact that she's five years older.

"He's of the generation of the Beatles, and that's the line of demarcation," Heinz Kerry said.

Posted at 12:31 PM

REBEL ZELL [John J. Miller]
Tim Carney has written some fine pieces on Arlen Specter, including one on today's NRO. He makes a good point in a separate article for Human Events: If Pennsylvania Republicans nominate Specter, they will create a GOP version of Zell Miller. Just as Sen. Miller, a Georgia Democrat, is causing conniptions in his party by leading a "Democrats for Bush" group, can't you see Sen. Specter organizing "Republicans for Hillary" in 2008? Please Pennsylvania: Stop this man!

Posted at 11:53 AM

FOR TOOMEY [John J. Miller]
Jonah: President Bush will support the Republican Senate candidate in Pennsylvania, whether it's Specter or Toomey. Also, it's not clear to me that Bush's top priority for November is to attract swing voters. Everybody's calling this a "base" election, in the sense that there aren't many people who don't have a firm opinion of Bush and his re-election. The key to victory for both sides is to motivate the people who are already for you and against the other guy, i.e., the party base. Toomey on the ballot in November will give Pennsylvania conservatives an additional reason to show up on Election Day. Specter as the nominee could have the reverse effect. Have you ever heard Karl Rove complain about the evangelicals who stayed home in November 2000? Finally, I dispute this notion that Specter is magically unbeatable in the general election, simply because he's the incumbent. In 1992, Lynn Yaekel came out of nowhere and lost to Specter by only three points. I'm happy to admit that Specter would be the favorite against Rep. Joe Hoeffel, the Democratic nominee, but he's not necessarily a slam dunk, especially if John Kerry catches fire.

Posted at 11:37 AM

RE: IT'S PAT [Jonah Goldberg]
John - I hope you're right. But do you have any sense of how the party establishment will/would respond to a Toomey victory? I know Bush wants a lot of Specter's liberal swing voters, but that wouldn't stop the RNC from backing the nominee to the hilt right? I mean 95% of the argument for Specter is the need to keep the GOP majority in the Senate. That argument doesn't evaporate with Toomey as the nominee.

Posted at 10:04 AM

IT'S PAT! [John J. Miller]
Fred Snyder of WGET forced me to predict the result of the Pennsylvania GOP Senate primary between Arlen Specter and Pat Toomey. I was reluctant because all along I've been telling people privately that I didn't think Specter could be defeated: He was taking Toomey seriously as early as last summer and simply wasn't going to be caught off guard. The way to beat an incumbent in a primary, I figured, was to catch him asleep at the switch. Well, Specter's been wide awake for months--and Toomey nevertheless has made huge progress, especially in the last two weeks. He appears to be peaking at just the right moment, which is terribly important in this business. (Example: Howard Dean peaked too soon, John Edwards too late, and John Kerry hit a bullseye.) When I interviewed Toomey last Wednesday, he told me that if the election were held that day, it would be a dead heat. Then he added, "Next week we'll win." Next week is tomorrow. My prediction: Toomey, by a whisker.

Posted at 09:32 AM

ARQUETTE’S NARROW MISS [KJL]
She wasn’t at the march yesterday (unless I missed her), but Andrew Breitbart and Mark Ebner have a similar story in their book Hollywood Interrupted. In the October 1985 issue of Playboy, actress Rosanna Arquette answered a question about whether or not she had ever had an abortion. She replied: “Well, as a matter of fact, yes. And my mother went to have an abortion when she was pregnant with me. I mean, she was on her way, and then the nurse told her to go out through the back door because the place got raided and the doctor got arrested because it was illegal….”

Posted at 09:23 AM

MAD MAX [KJL ]
There were a good number of “Say What” moments at the March this weekend. Some of the most telling were at the pre-rally the night before, filled with music and ranting aimed at modern-day bra-burner wannabe college students and their nostalgic feminist mothers. One of the most bizarre though, came from Maxine Waters. After sending a civil message to the president (George W Bush, go to hell! And while you’re at it, we want you to take Ashcroft with you. And don’t forget Rumsfeld. And please carry along Condi Rice.”), Waters told the rallied, “I have to march because my mother could not have an abortion.”

Posted at 09:15 AM

PLANNED PARENTHOOD EXPRESS [KJL ]
On my Amtrak train last night on the way back from D.C.: The president and executive staff of NARAL NYC (who evidently had their own reserved car). Jerry Nadler. And cars and cars of Dubya haters who wear their ovaries on their sleeves, earnestly enthusiastic about abortion. Talk about bad karma. But it could have been worse, the next train was the official all-Planned Parenthood train back to New York. You think NR could reserve an entire Amtrak train sometime? A shorter version of the NR Cruise…

Posted at 09:01 AM

NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT [Jonah Goldberg]
I'm off to the Hill in a little while to tape an interview with Rep. Chris Cox. Now, here's the weird part: He's interviewing me. He tapes a program out of the House studio which appears in California and, for reasons I plan to get to the bottom of, he's invited me to be a guest. It's all very flattering but a bit odd.

Posted at 08:58 AM

MEDALS [Jonah Goldberg]

From a reader:

Me: Navy Reservist, Commander, 19 years total, 7 years active duty.

Medals: Truth is, you can buy a duplicate of almost every medal and ribbon
the military issues at the post exchange. Ribbons are about 30 cents, medals
5-10 dollars, give or take a few percent on each. I buy new ones
frequently, every few months or every year, as the old ones get dirty/worn.
(Above the left pocket on shirt, shoulder part of seat belt wears on it.) If
I am issued a new ribbon (I have 10) I usually buy the whole set of ribbons
so the clean one does not stand out.

His CLAIM that he threw away either medals OR ribbons in a pique of rage
against the government or in a fit of theatrics is the important part here.
His dancing around it (medals/ribbons) is simply lies, and perhaps
(originally) intentional embellishment for theatric effect.

Whether or not he actually did throw away the medals/ribbons is irrelevant
to me. The fact that he was an anti-war protestor, and an EXTREMELY active
one at that, providing aid and comfort to the enemy, while our troops are on
the ground, is the important part to me. Claiming to throw away the
medals/ribbons is just another act in a long line of acts.

Case closed.


Posted at 08:54 AM

KERRY ON GMA [Jonah Goldberg]

From a reader:

Good day, Mr. Goldberg.

It's a pity that you did not see Sen. Kerry (affectionately, "Liveshot" in
the Boston area) on Good Morning America today. He was having a terrible
time trying to get Mr. Gibson back on message.

There were two things that should be noted.

First, your "RAM" observance is dead-on accurate. He stated this was a
Republican attack several times, mentioning Karen Hughes by name.

Second, Sen. Kerry explicitly stated that "the Republicans can't even prove
that President Bush showed up for National Guard duty". He did this three
separate times, separated by a minute or more each. Apparently, the lack of
other candidates making this charge has resulted in his retreat from his
earlier position that this type of attack is unwarranted.


Posted at 08:51 AM

SHE DIDN'T SAY THAT, DID SHE? [Jonah Goldberg]
Hillary Clinton at yesterday's Women are Winners! march declared that the administration is "filled with people who disparage sexual harassment laws." Let it sink in.

Posted at 08:08 AM

"THE REPUBLICAN ATTACK MACHINE" [Jonah Goldberg]

Bush-Cheney Chair Marc Racicot went up against Kerry '04 Chair Jeanne Shaheen on Fox News Sunday yesterday. Generally, I think those sorts of rock'em-sock'em robot segments are useless and this one was not much of an exception. Although I think Racicot clearly emerged the winner.

Anyway, one point he didn't rebut effectively is this liberal bugaboo about a "Republican attack machine." Basically the Kerry camp's position is that any charge about Kerry which emerges anywhere is the result of the orchestrated conspiracy known as the "Republican Attack Machine." This is a very effective technique because it means that anything negative about Kerry much be the product of a partisan operation. So somehow the Bush campaign is responsible when anybody "questions" Kerry's patriotism. Racicot should have kept asking Shaheen for specific examples of how the "RAM" was responsible. My guess is that if she had specific examples, they'd be petty and unpersuasive; websits and radio show hosts with no obvious connection to Bush.


Posted at 07:59 AM

I DON'T GET IT II [Jonah Goldberg]
As several military guys have explained it to me, in terms of the symbolism there's no difference between the ribbons and the medals. You were the ribbons because they represent the medals, which you usually leave at home. So, if you threw the ribbons away you've symbolic thrown away the medals. So, how is throwing away the ribbons a defense against the charge of throwing away the medals?

Posted at 07:49 AM

I DON'T GET IT [Jonah Goldberg]
I just caught the last few seconds of GMA. But here's what I don't get. Kerry says he threw his ribbons over the fence because he didn't have the medals with him. Isn't the excuse that he didn't have his medals with him a contradiction to his claim that he'd never throw his medals over the fence in the first place? I mean if I say, I'd never kill a man and then I explain that I didn't kill Joe Blow because I didn't have my gun with me, isn't there a disconnect there?

Posted at 07:25 AM

MEDALS [John Hood]
I was just watching John Kerry's self-immolation on ABC's "Good Morning America." His equivocations about his Vietnam medals back in 1971 have finally caught up with him. ABC News had him dead to rights -- talking on a D.C. television show about the time about throwing away his medals, then denying it during later interviews, then mixing up the two in the 1980s, then in 1996 saying he would have thrown his medals away if he'd had time to go home to get them. Charlie Gibson clearly grew exasperated as the interview, or perhaps filibuster, wore on. I'm feeling guilty about the fact that I pitied Kerry by the end of it. It was painful to watch.

Posted at 07:23 AM

DID HE THROW HIS MEDALS AWAY? [KJL]
ABC seems to catch Kerry in a lie; Kerry's on right now very confusingly and angrily denying it.

Posted at 07:12 AM

RADIO UPDATE [Jonah Goldberg]
I'll be on the Bill Bennet Show in about a half hour.

Posted at 07:01 AM

OPPIE THE COMMIE [John J. Miller]
Was Oppenheimer a member of the Communist Party? New evidence suggests he was. Historians debated the matter over the weekend.

Posted at 06:31 AM

HAUNTING SPECTER [John J. Miller]
I'm scheduled to be on 1320 WGET radio in Pennsylvania this morning at 8:30 am talking about Specter-Toomey.

Posted at 06:09 AM

Sunday, April 25, 2004

OUR HOWARD OF AGES PAST [KJL]
Ran into Dean on the mall soaking in some adoration. When a group of college-age kids gathered round him screaming "We love you, Howard!" He responded, "Well, if you do, vote for John Kerry." But man, was it a forced smile. I would have interviewed him, but for fear he'd remember the magazine that killed his nomination! (I''m kidding--befor you send the bloodhounds out--he had something to do with it!)

Posted at 04:05 PM

ON THE PHONE [KJL]
From a reader:
I just finished making my Toomey GOTV calls from here in Los Angeles (thanks to your item in the Corner). While this is purely anecdotal and probably doesn't mean much, I had a grand total of **one** person I talked to declare support for Specter. Lots of Toomey support and lots of undecideds in the Philly suburbs.

Posted at 03:59 PM

THE LAST ACTION MAN [Andrew Stuttaford]

‘Action Man’ is Britain’s version of GI Joe and, it seems, he’s in trouble. Here’s why:

“Marcello Rossi, manager of Toymaster in Bournemouth, said: 'Our customers want the old Action Man. Kids want to play out battles. We get them in the shop saying: "I want a helicopter, I want a tank." He's too futuristic now and should go back to basics. Hasbro have shot themselves in the foot. They must listen to their customers.' Ronnie Dungan, editor of Toy News magazine, added: 'When I was a kid he was in Second World War regalia and a fighting man. Now he's in cycling shorts. He's not a soldier, he's more an action man with a nod to extreme sports. He can do windsurfing, skateboarding, cycling. It's more politically correct for him to be less military these days.'

“In its revamp last month, Hasbro launched the first 'Action Force', with Action Man joined by Redwolf, billed as 'a Native American Indian who possesses a deadly aim with his crossbow', and Flynt, 'an extreme sports enthusiast with amazing boomerang skills'. The evil Dr X has been brought back from the dead, but in the form of a cyborg leading an army of X Robots. Action Man's accessories included the Ultra MTX bike and Surf Atak surfboard. Last year even saw a new Action Man who burped and broke wind and had a mobile phone.”

A Mobile phone? No wonder the poor guy is in trouble. Get him a machine gun now.


Posted at 03:48 PM

WILL HUTTON, AGAIN [Andrew Stuttaford]

Meanwhile, ‘journalist’ Will Hutton, a man (presumably – I’d love to be proved wrong on this) paid by the EU Commission for his role as a member of its new group of supposedly expert advisers on economic growth, is calling for the EU constitution’s advocates to be ‘ruthless’, by which he means supporting the removal of Tony Blair. The implication is that they have not been so before. What rubbish. By their dishonesty, media manipulation and constant end-runs around the democratic process, Europe’s federalists have repeatedly shown that they need take no lessons in ruthlessness from anyone. For an example of this, check out Hutton’s demonization of those British newspapers that dare to criticize the Brussels project. These are the big, bad bogeymen that Hutton blames for turning the presumably child-like intellects of British voters against the glories of crooked Giscard’s crooked constitution. In reality, the media debate is fairly evenly matched. Some papers are pro-federalist, others not, and Britain’s most influential source of news, the BBC, slavishly follows Brussels’ agenda. The opposition of most Brits to the constitution should instead be put down to something else.

Commonsense.


Posted at 03:33 PM

"THEY ARE EVEN COMING AFTER YOUR GIRL SCOUT COOKIES" [KJL]
Gloria Feldt just now, rallying the troops. NRO will take a some credit for planting a seed that grew and struck a nerve.

Posted at 03:20 PM

CHRIS PATTEN, AGAIN [Andrew Stuttaford]

Tony Blair has, finally, conceded that the British people are to have a vote on the EU bureaucracy’s monstrous new ‘constitution’. That’s progress, but if EU Commissioner Patten’s latest comments are anything to go by, the constitution’s advocates are going to try and cast the referendum as a vote on the EU itself. A ‘no’ vote, they argue, will force the UK out of the EU. That’s nonsense. In a way, one can’t blame Patten. Having lost the intellectual debate, the only thing left to him is scare tactics.

Notice too the haughty and dismissive way in which Patten, an overpaid mandarin, a failed politician, a puffed-up sycophant always searching for a new boot to lick, a grubby piece of second-rate eurotrash who disgraces the Conservative party of which he is, incredibly, still a member, refers to British efforts to defend its national interest as ‘truculently making trouble’. Oh, we’re so sorry, Commissioner.

The only people ‘making trouble’ are those politicians trying to foist an unworkable and profoundly authoritarian rulebook on the luckless inhabitants of their ghastly union. And if, I’m wrong, and it’s the Brits, and not Patten, who are out of step with ‘European opinion,’ could Patten explain why so many EU governments are unwilling to let their people vote on this supposedly popular document.


Posted at 03:07 PM

MORE LATER [KJL ]
I’m at a computer right now for a few minutes more than I have been in almost a day…that's just a taste of the march; will have more later and tomorrow.

Posted at 03:01 PM

“TAKE BACK OUR COUNTRY” [KJL]
Gloria Steinem (who, i gotta say, looks great for 70) just said that. I’m really taken by how besiged the Left feels. It’s not just the rhetoric. Talking to women on the mall, they really think that George W. Bush--and John Ashcroft for sure--hates them and wants to take away their credit-card rights (really, Mad Maxine Waters touched on this last night at a big Armory party). World Trade Center? Huh? The war is Bush vs. women. I don’t know what I’ve been thinking since 9/11/01. Someone ought to let VDH in on it.

Posted at 02:58 PM

RE: NUMBERS [KJL]
The march organizers are claiming one million now, and counting (and doublecounting?)...the longest march ever on Washington.

Posted at 02:56 PM

THE NUMBERS [KJL ]
Last night, Gloria Feldt (Planned Parenthood) claimed they were expecting 800,000 people. Walking around the mall, and town, today, I know there are a lot of them out there. But I would easily shave a thousand or so from whatever number they come up with: On the mall, I—even with a big March-issued media pass around my neck—was asked to “be counted” six dozen times, easily. It sure felt like it was harder to say “no thanks” or “already covered” than “SURE!” (five times).

Posted at 02:53 PM

ACKK [KJL]
So sorry: I got the wrong Specter yesterday. Tracey is Arlen's daughter-in-law. Apologies.

Posted at 02:51 PM

ANGRY ON THE MALL (THEM, NOT ME) [KJL ]
I’ve been in D.C. since last night, becoming familiar with the face of Pro-Choice America. Sorry for The Corner slowness. (Thanks Andrew and Jon!)

Posted at 02:48 PM

VEIL OF TEARS, CTD. [Andrew Stuttaford]

Britain is currently contemplating the introduction of identity cards. It’s possible to debate the rights and wrongs of such a move, but what is completely unacceptable is the idea that many Muslim women should be exempted from the requirement to be photographed on supposedly ‘religious’ grounds. Part of the reason that the West has gotten into such a muddle with its Muslim populations is its unwillingness to deal with the intellectual challenge that fundamentalist Islam represents, and in particular the refusal to insist that, like any other faith, Islam must submit to the requirements of a predominantly secular society. In respecting the supposed ‘right’ of these women to submit to seventh century fashion codes, the British government is insulting everyone else. Other possibly profound philosophical objections to aspects of an identity card system count, apparently, for nothing. Only Islam has a veto.

If Britain is to introduce an identity card system, the rules should apply equally to everyone. If they do not, Britons should, quite simply, refuse to have anything to do with them.


Posted at 11:54 AM

PATRIOT ACT POLITICS [Jonathan H. Adler]
Support for the PATRIOT Act is helping President Bush, the LA Times reports. Last December Kerrry called for repealing and replacing the law, now he supports minor "fixes."

Posted at 11:26 AM

BLOWING IN THE WIND [Jonathan H. Adler]
The American Windmill Museum in Kendalville, Indianapolis is dedicating a windmill to Supreme Court Justice Sandra Day O'Connor. Somehow I don't think the Museum intends this honor as a commentary on Her Majesty of the Law's approach to jurisprudence.

Posted at 10:11 AM

CASTRO CALL INDECENT [Jonathan H. Adler]
The FCC wants to fine a radio station $4,000 for crank calling Fidel Castro. The DJs called Castro pretending to be Venezuelan strongman Huga Chavez. Once they got Castro on the phone, the exchanged pleasantries and then called him an assassin! Apparently Castro responded with a string of obscenities, prompting the FCC fine.

Posted at 10:09 AM

         


 

 
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