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Saturday, December 11, 2004

THE UGLIEST CHRISTMAS TREE IN THE WORLD [Andrew Stuttaford]

"Deze boom verdient absoluut geen schoonheidsprijs"…

Yup, who could disagree with that?

It would, however, make an excellent ‘Holiday’ tree.

Via the Zacht Ei blog.


Posted at 08:01 PM

SHEER CRUELTY [Andrew Stuttaford]

Yet more proof that the war on drugs is a war on people:

In September, Jonathan Magbie was sent to jail. Here’s a description (by Colbert King of the Washington Post of Magbie’s physical condition:

“…high spinal cord disruption leading to no -- or limited -- use of his arms and no use of his legs. He had a permanent tracheotomy; was ventilator-dependent at least part of the time, especially when tired or sleeping; had partial diaphragm paralysis requiring the use of a diaphragm pacer; had a permanent indwelling stomach tube and a permanent indwelling urinary catheter, and contracture of the muscles and tendons.”

Magbie was a first-time offender found guilty of simple possession of marijuana. He died in prison.

Via Radley Balko.

UPDATE

A number of readers have written in to say that Magbie's sentence was the result of a plea bargain involving more serious offenses. Here's Colbert King's response to that.

One thing that is, I suspect, beyond too much controversy, is that this case demonstrates once again the inability of the prison system to look after those confined to its care.


Posted at 07:35 PM

MAKES YOU THICK? [Andrew Stuttaford]

Some weeks ago I linked to a picture of the Hardee’s Thickburger suggesting that it was ‘revolting’. Numerous angry readers wrote in to condemn this fall from grease on my part. There’s confirmation today that they were right and I was wrong – the always incorrect New York Times has now attacked the Thickburger (and similar treats) in very strong terms, concluding that:

“If restaurants want to serve food like this, they should print the calories and fat content on the overhead menus. “

That’s nanny state nonsense, but it’s made worse by the fact that the newspaper quotes comments from the Center for the Science in the Public Interest without mentioning that this grand-sounding ‘center’ is little more than a cabal of cranks, fanatics and purveyors of public panic. If the Times wishes to subject its readers to the center’s junk science, that’s its right, but perhaps they might have considered a bit more disclosure…

Meanwhile my own quest for a Thickburger is not going well. So far as I know, Manhattan does not boast a Hardee's. The nearest is in Queens and that, of course, is too far to go.

Even for a Thickburger.


Posted at 07:12 PM

"A LITTLE OVERWEIGHT" [KJL]
Bush is so going to get slammed from a teen girls magazine for encouraging obsessive body-imaging.

Posted at 07:05 PM

JOHN BULL LIVES [Andrew Stuttaford]

Just when it seems that the bulldog spirit has been crushed beyond all recognition by Tony Blair’s relentless nannying there’s, um, heartwarming news like this:

“Consumers have responded to the Government's healthy-eating message by stuffing themselves with cake, swilled down with plenty of alcohol. In apparent defiance of warnings about obesity, sales of the sticky confections jumped nearly 5 per cent last year. Shoppers also spent more on chocolate, biscuits, fats and yoghurts. The annual survey of top brands, in The Grocer magazine, also showed sales of lager and wine had soared.”

Excellent.


Posted at 06:20 PM

FRIENDSHIP PIPELINE [Andrew Stuttaford]

Yes, yes, I know that moonshine is potentially dangerous stuff, but I can’t help admiring the initiative that went into this:

“Border guards in Lithuania have unearthed a lengthy pipeline that was intended to ship illicit alcohol from the neighbouring, authoritarian state of Belarus, giving Lithuanians a last cheap and perhaps deadly shot of Soviet-era liquor on the edge of the newly expanded European Union. Rokas Bukinskas, spokesman for the Lithuanian border guard, said: "We found it [yesterday]. It is 3km [2 miles] long and goes under a local river, some fields and roads."

It’s also nice to know that some forms of genuinely free enterprise are hanging on in Belarus, a country run by a thug who is the worst sort of post-Soviet nightmare.


Posted at 06:09 PM

DEFENDING DEBATE [Andrew Stuttaford]

Britain’s Labour Party continues with its plans to muzzle religious debate. The London Times’ Matthew Parris is not impressed:

“There is a huge danger at the centre of the thinking which grounds this measure. What counts as hateful depends very much on the sensitivities and tolerances of the complainant. As we never tire of reminding ourselves, you can get away with verbal aggression towards Christianity which would be considered unacceptable if directed towards Islam. It follows that the less tolerant any religious group is of criticism or mockery, the greater the protection the proposed new law will offer them. But these may be the very faiths or sects which ought to be confronted — confronted and attacked for the very intolerance and self-righteousness which, if this measure becomes law, will be adduced as evidence of their “sensitivity”. In the 1970s this used to be defined as “self-defined” oppression: the notion that it is for you to say what oppresses you. It is a nonsense.”

Parris also makes the vital point that religious controversy is not always polite, and nor should it be:

“Religion can oppress. I hate — yes hate — the sect and its followers who are stopping women in Saudi Arabia from voting. Religion can bully, it can cow, it can coerce. One of the ways it does so is by impressing upon its adherents the idea that none dare offend it, twit it or tweak its tail. Such sects or faiths cast a spell — cultural, even political, as well as theological — over their adherents. Such spells must be broken. A necessary weapon in the hands of those who would do so is ridicule, contempt and the power of real anger. Ask Voltaire: scorn, laughter, calumny and abuse are vital to those who confront bullies.”

Indeed they are.

But for a contrary view, we can turn to Madeleine Bunting in the Guardian:

”The clause on religious hatred lays down the kind of crucial boundary necessary for ordering relations in a multicultural society; as Muslim has become an increasingly important and visible political identity in this country, the state has an urgent responsibility to provide that boundary.

Free speech or multiculturalism? That’s the choice, it seems.


Posted at 05:48 PM

HOW TO ALIENATE YOUR NEIGHBORS [John Derbyshire]
Incredible as it may seem to those readers who look up to me as a paragon of sensitivity, exquisite manners, and Old World charm, I committed a social gaffe yesterday.

We had our street Christmas party, at the house of two very kind & wonderful neighbors -- thanks for a great party, guys! Coming in through the door, I encountered two other neighbors, a lady and a gent. The lady sang out a cheerful "Happy Holidays." I am sorry to say my hackles rose. "Merry Christmas!" I replied, a bit too loud and forcefully. Seeing the slightly stunned expression on the lady's face, I tried to repair thing by adding, "If you don't mind, that is." I think it came out wrong, though, or perhaps was heard wrong. (If you *DON'T* mind!") Anyway, I saw that particular neighbor this morning while walking my dog. She cut me.

I accept full responsibility for this faux pas. I realize I violated the civic religion of early 21st-century America, the religion of Nice. There is a time and a place to wage war against noxious verbal sludge like "Happy Holidays!" but probably one's neighborhood Christmas party isn't it.

What is one to do, though? It's not "holidays," it's Christmas, dammit. I'm perfectly happy to honor *your* festivals -- Happy Ramadan! Happy Kali Puja! sure -- I have no problem with any of that. This one's ours, though; and if you don't like that, maybe you should just stay home and watch the shopping channel on cable.

Posted at 05:41 PM

RE: ZHANG ZIYI [John Derbyshire]
Several readers, after recovering from that Zhang Ziyi website would like to know how to pronounce the lady's first name (which of course, since she is Chinese, is frequently written last). Well, just in case you run into her at the tire warehouse:

It's basically unpronouncable for an English-trained tongue. The "Zi" is something like "tszzz," in a low pitch, rising slightly at the end; the "yi" is "yee," in a higher pitch, rising steadily from beginning to end. The meaning is "child of contentment."

Posted at 05:39 PM

MOTHER AMY [KJL]
Remember Amy Richards? The “selective reduction” mom--she would only have one of her triplets because she wouldn’t dare shop at Costco. She’s got a book deal.
Amy Richards' Opting In: The Case for Feminism and Motherhood, “an exploration of the anxiety over parenting that young women face today, mixing memoir, interviews, historical analysis, and feminist insight to bridge the seeming gap between everyday moms and the feminist movement while providing advice on how women can forge their own path in parenthood.”
Can’t wait to hear what she has to tell us about motherhood.

I wrote on a previous Richards book (co-authored) here.

Posted at 04:05 PM

JOHN STOSSEL [KJL]
on State of fear.

Posted at 03:55 PM

LIKE A VIRGIN [KJL]
An abstinence march in Uganda.

Posted at 03:52 PM

O CHRISTMAS TREE [John Derbyshire]
Just got back from Big Orange with the family Christmas tree. Balsam fir, the house is starting to smell lovely. But how do I get this horrid sticky stuff off my hands? Dressing tree is for wife & kids -- I schlepped the thing home & set it up. We practice strict division of labor here chez Derb.

Patricia Busacker fund now at $1,093.77, wow! -- and many, many thanks to all.

Posted at 03:50 PM

HARRY POTTER WINS [KJL]
http://news.scotsman.com/scitech.cfm?id=1417912004">an Internet battle.

Posted at 03:47 PM

TIMEWASTER [KJL]
Name that tune. I thought it wouldn't recognize "The Outfield," but it did.

Posted at 03:29 PM

CAIR [KJL]
vs. the Simon Wiesenthal Center.

Posted at 03:20 PM

RE: SPANGLISH [KJL]
You can watch a 10-minute clip here, btw.

Posted at 03:14 PM

I'LL KEEP HOLDING ON [KJL]
In my continuing series on 80s pop news, Simply Red will be playing at the Vatican Christmas concert.

Posted at 03:08 PM

THIS ISN'T NEW, BUT THEN THE ISSUE ISN'T EITHER [KJL]
Margaret Cho, who is pro-choice: "I had an abortion, and you know what? It f**king hurts like hell...." Read it here. It's graphic and has got harsh language, be forewarned. But worth reading. And blogger makes some good observations.

Posted at 03:01 PM

JOHN KERRY [KJL]
returns to Iowa.

Posted at 02:42 PM

MICHAEL MOORE [KJL]
is campaigning on his website for your vote in the People's Choice Awards. You can vote against him here. And vote for the Passion for best drama here.

Posted at 02:27 PM

EROS TOO EROTIC AT OLYMPICS? [KJL]
FCC Fan Andrew Stuttaford will enjoy this.

Posted at 02:23 PM

I'M PRETTY SURE [KJL]
Alberto Gonzalez's stepson's job as a consultant to the vile Hustler shouldn't be a "legitimate issue" in his nomination hearings. But, of course, we live in the day when Disney vacations are the stuff of holding up nominations, so who knows...

Posted at 02:07 PM

TEENS DELAY SEX [KJL]
Hey, waiting (and teaching kids to) might not be a terrible thing afterall (another WashPost Ceci Connelly Page 1er)! Imagine.

Posted at 01:52 PM

STEVE HAYES [KJL]
went along with Cheney to the Afghan presidential inauguration.

Posted at 01:38 PM

RE: OFFICIAL CLOSING OF THE OFFICE OF RONALD REAGAN [Peter Robinson]
My post this morning brought in emails that proved both sweet and sad, and I thought I’d offer a couple of the loveliest. From one reader:
Regarding your post about Ronald Reagan in The Corner: Last night my wife and I watched an episode of What's My Line from 1952-53 era where Ronald Reagan was the Mystery Guest. He came across as very friendly, funny and down to earth. Reagan was trying to disguise his voice, and used a number of different dialects. We commented that if the Reagan haters had that footage they would have taken it out of context and used it as an example of some bumbling fool rather than an example of someone having fun.

My wife had recorded the episode with a digital video recorder and made sure our son had a chance to see the man who later became a hero to so many of today's conservatives. Our son is in his second year at Santa Clara University and is the lone conservative voice as one of the school newspaper's opinion page columnists. It is good that he can see that conservative icons aren't always the stuffed shirts the MSM makes them out to be.
From another reader:
When he was still out and about, his offices were in the Fox Plaza, home to many of Twentieth Century Fox offices. It may surprise you to know that even us crazy lefties working in Hollywood were always thrilled to catch a glimpse of him striding through the lobby. He was an important man for all Americans.

Hearing that the office is officially closing is sad, I was wondering to myself the other day if that office was even still open. I did not vote for Bush and wasn't old enough to vote during the 80's but I'll never forget the day that President Reagan pointed his finger at me and gave a smile. I was always amazed that a man who stared down communism would bother to take a moment to smile at a regular citizen.
Funny, friendly, down to earth—and always ready to wink or smile at a regular citizen. That was Ronald Reagan.

Posted at 01:22 PM

BUSH NOMINATES NANNY TO REPLACE KERIK [KJL]
from Scrappleface. Hey, they could get the chick from Spanglish...

Posted at 01:19 PM

HGH CONCENTRATIONS OF DIOXINS [KJL]
The Yuschenko poisoning diagnosis.

Posted at 12:48 PM

DO NOT GO TO THE MALL! [Jack Fowler]
Nothing like a little trip to the mall two weekends before Christmas to bring out the HO HO blankety blank HO holiday spirit. Why not avoid the entire ugly experience by getting kids what they truly need and deserve, and will enjoy -- one of National Review's beloved kids books? Among the many titles we offer, I humbly suggest, for those little ones who enjoy mommy or daddy reading them a nice tale as a prelude to sweet dreams, The National Review Treasury of Classic Bedtime Stories. This lavishly illustrated, 360-page book contains 10 glorious Thornton Burgess animal adventures. Get it -- you'll be so very glad you did -- and when you do you'll also receive a free copy of another great book, "Oz" author L. Frank Baum's Queen Zixi of Ix. To order NR's books, go here (and not to the mall!). And yes Virginia, there still is plenty of time for Santa Claus to get these books to you!

Posted at 12:47 PM

GREAT LABEL AVOIDANCE [Tim Graham]
Washington Post reporter Dan Balz covers Terry McAuliffe's defensive description of what went wrong in 2004, and not a single Democratic consitutency is awarded a "liberal" label, not even the "grass-roots activists" at MoveOn who hated war in Afghanistan and preferred Presidents Dean or Kucinich.

How gentle. Do you think Balz might have a found few people to suggest that McAuliffe himself stood at the wheel while the party was shellacked two cycles in a row?

Posted at 12:44 PM

RE: SPANGLISH [Peter Robinson]
Decent, sweet, and heartwarming? K-Lo, I'm sold. I'll be sure to take She Who Must Be Obeyed over the holidays, then report back.

Re the way the Mexican immigrants work so diligently in Spanglish, you remind me of a remark my Hoover colleague Tom Sowell once made. After a quarter of a century of living in California, he had yet to see a Hispanic beg for money.

Can anybody tell me anything about The Life Aquatic, by the way? I like Bill Murray, but the promo I happened to see on the tube last night made the movie look stupid.

Posted at 12:41 PM

THE WORLD ACCORDING TO MOYERS [Cliff May]
Here’s what Bill Moyers said:

“I'm going out telling the story that I think is the biggest story of our time: how the right-wing media has become a partisan propaganda arm of the Republican National Committee. We have an ideological press that's interested in the election of Republicans, and a mainstream press that's interested in the bottom line. Therefore, we don't have a vigilant, independent press whose interest is the American people."

I have to comment for four reasons: 1) I began my so-called career working for Bill Moyers (whom I still like and admire), 2) I spent more than 20 years in the “mainstream press,” 3) I spent four years as the spokesman for the Republican National Committee, and 4) I now contribute to what he calls “the ideological press.”

To begin, it’s unfortunate that he’s “going out” telling a story that he hasn’t reported on in any comprehensive way and clearly doesn’t understand.

Second, yes, there is an “ideological press.” It is forthright and honest about its desire to view the world from a conservative perspective and to make the case for a conservative world view. And, yes, since Republicans are more likely to be conservatives, obviously there is interest in the election of GOP candidates.

There also is a “mainstream press” that – news flash! -- is no less ideological but subscribes to an alternative ideology. That Bill and others fail to see that is beyond reason. (Perhaps it’s a matter of faith.) The “mainstream press” also has become implacably and aggressively hostile to conservatives and Republicans – but insists on denying that obvious fact.

What I’m saying is not just an analysis – it’s an eyewitness account: I worked at The New York Times as a reporter, editor and foreign correspondent. Perhaps uniquely, I went over to what Bill would see as the “dark side” when I joined the RNC as communications director. (And, recently, I clashed, rather hotly, with the top Times editor over my criticism of his front-page, eve-of-election coverage of the “missing explosives” of al Qaqaa, which was only one notch below Dan Rather’s use of forged documentation to establish that President Bush had not fulfilled his National Guard obligations.)

Look, I think Bill is correct to say that America should have a vigilant, independent press – it also should be a balanced and disinterested press. But I don’t think that’s possible until and unless the mainstream press is willing to engage in self-examination and self-criticism, is willing to re-establish the boundaries between opinion and analysis and between analysis and news.

I wish my old boss, Bill Moyers, would take on that challenge. I wish he’d at least begin a serious discussion. That doesn’t seem likely.

Posted at 12:33 PM

LAST SPANGLISH ASIDE [KJL]
For spouses, it's a "date" movie. In other words: Don't bring the kids, Peter. A cool message, but there will be a scene or two you'd cringe through if they were there--I would.

Posted at 02:28 AM

OVER THE BORDER [KJL]
And then there is the illegal immigration thing in Spanglish. The housekeeper (Vega) comes to America with her young daughter “economy class…”—they run across the Mexican border. And what does she do? Works her tail off, four jobs for $400-something a week I think her daughter narrator says at one point. Hardworking, decent, wonderful people are many of the illegals in the country. Totally the way W sees it. And totally true in so many cases…they just want the best for their families. It’s a single mother in this case whose husband inexplicably left her, as they do sometimes do.

But, of course, they’re still illegal…and if we’re not cracking down on her, we’re also not cracking down at the guy who wants to do us harm at a time when there is an active jihad being waged against us, among other things…

Posted at 02:25 AM

SPANGLISH: ONLY IN THE CORNER… [KJL ]
Can I have another total dork moment (see Cabinet bets from earlier)? I thought while watching Spanglish, George W. Bush would love this movie. The dad—the love for his awkward-aged, beautifully considerate daughter (really nicely played by Sarah Steele)—would be exactly the model W. seems to exude, just by being a father to his daughters.

Posted at 02:22 AM

K-LO@THE MOVIES [KJL ]
Let me start with this: I am not a movie critic. I have no talent at it. Probably don’t watch enough movies anyway.

But--you knew there was a but coming...

Some related statements of fact first: I love Frederica Mathewes-Green's writing. I love her movie reviews. (Read her Incredibles review, for instance, if you haven’t.)

Back to the but part….

Yes, I see what she is saying in her review of Spanglish. But…ok, first off, I probably go for the random sitcom stuff Frederica complains about. Maybe I have ADD. Maybe I just need it on a Friday night. (Remember, I’m not a critic, just a consumer here.)

And, I also thought Opera Man was the funniest skit in like the history of comedy at the time Adam Sandler was doing it on SNL (I maybe still do, sorta)…so there’s where I’m coming from.

I saw a Spanglish preview tonight and thought it was a great movie. Not like Gone with the Wind great or Zulu great or whatever classic is yours to have and to hold. But a decent, sweet, heartwarming—and funny movie.

There were some great lines and a great general attitude—as Frederica points out in her review—about responsibility. My favorite line comes when Adam Sandler and newcomer Paz Vega are at a near-no-turning-back point and Vega’s character says that when you have children there are some mistakes you just can’t make. Family. Responsibility. Parental love. The friendship between the Sandler and Vega characters was so real and, frankly (and now I get patronizing? Sorry.) useful I think for a NY artsy audience, which I happened to be mixed in with tonight. The blues can afford to be exposed to 90 minutes of those messages in a funny, breezy kinda way.

Some conversations coming out of the theater were “That was, uh, different. Like a family movie.” You sensed a little air of not getting it. (But I figure they cracked up enough they won’t trash it.) So, in other words, I loved it.

Posted at 02:20 AM

SOYLENT GREEN [KJL]
Steve, there are some really weird people in the world.

Posted at 01:37 AM

WE HEAR [KJL]
the HHS announcement will be coming out Monday. (Mark McClellan I'd--ok and like every other Beltway dork [who bets on Cabinet picks?]--bet.)

Posted at 01:22 AM

PETERSON & CBS [KJL]
A reader makes a prediction: "CBS Will release the Rathergate investigation report within 6 hours after the Scott Peterson penalty verdict is announced. Just thought you'd like to know."

Posted at 01:19 AM

SO THAT'S WHY BERNIE KERIK [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
looked so nervous on the morning he was nominated. (He's dropped out of the Homeland Security gig.) I remember saying to a colleague, "Dude (yeah, I did say that, ok?), I've never seen (remember, I'm a NYer) Bernie Kerik look so NERVOUS." There evidently was reason? So, like, who was supposed to VET HIM?

Posted at 01:13 AM

Friday, December 10, 2004

MOVIE AWARDS [KJL]
While Michael Moore lobbies the Academy for his Oscar in Variety and the like, you can vote for the non-Oscar-campaigning Mel Gibson's The Passion of the Christ for a People's Choice award here. Voting is winding down this weekend, fyi.

Gibson partner Bruce Davey said of Oscar lobbying: "This film should be judged on its artistic merit, not on who spends more money for advertising. That's really what the academy was meant to be and to celebrate." Meanwhile, you may not be an academy member, but you can have your say here if you think The Passion is worth commendation as a movie.

Posted at 05:53 PM

RUMSFELD IS THE NEW ASHCROFT [Rich Lowry]
If the last couple of days have made anything clear it is that Rumsfeld has replaced Ashcroft as the media/left's favorite hate figure in the Bush cabinet. The Humvee controversy is more legit than many of the Ashcroft controversies--this is NRO's take--but it still demonstrated how eager Bush critics are to beat up on their newest most-hated Bushie.

Posted at 05:37 PM

PHONE CARDS [Rich Lowry]
I know there are a lot of outfits out there gathering phone cards for the troops, but wanted to pitch one in particular here. I met these guys at Fox yesterday who are out of western New York and are taking donations to send phone cards to the troops. They say that phone cards are, obviously, something the troops really care about, and they are also very easy to ship. You can make your checks out to AT&T for pretty much any amount--from $5 to $1,000--and send them to Dawn Hanavan at the Western New York Area Labor Federation, 295 Main Street (Room 832), Buffalo, NY, 14203.

Posted at 05:24 PM

SILVIO [Michael Ledeen]
Now that Berlusconi has been acquitted, I wonder how long it will be before the European press apologizes. Not to mention the glitterati up in Baghdad-on-the-Hudson who have been accusing him, lo these many years, of being a crook and even a murderer (cf. Sig. Alessandro Stille, who fell for the nonsense linking Berlusconi to the Sicilian Mafia, HOHO).

Posted at 05:21 PM

WOMEN OF THE CORNER [KJL]
One of our peeps is working on something on airport pat-down nightmares. If you have a nightmare you'd like to share, please send them along, with "airport" in the subject line. Will be used anonymously if preferred, etc.

Posted at 05:18 PM

REHNQUIST [KJL]
will swear W in?

Posted at 04:59 PM

PBS'S ROBUST HUMANIST CITIZEN-JOURNALIST [Tim Graham]
About that AP story on Bill Moyers today...I know everyone is properly focused on BM's classic distillation of the who-us-liberal? media thesis -- hard right-wing media versus running-dog profit-obsessed media that's not liberal at all -- don't miss how AP reporter Frazier Moore has constructed a very puffy pillow of a press release here.

Moyers is a not a fire-breathing leftist, but a "humanist" and "a citizen-journalist with a robust background." And notice how Friendly Frazier sucks up by noting "one example of typically good journalism" was a Moyers segment denouncing Condi Rice as a dreadful judge of national security and an Iraq War liar. Liberally biased journalism is the best journalism. In fact, journalism isn't journalism unless it's "saving capitalism from its excesses." Nobody ever saved Moyers from his excesses.

Posted at 04:20 PM

AS THE YEAR WINDS DOWN, ANOTHER ENDING [Peter Robinson ]
In this morning’s mail:
We Regret to Announce that The Office of Ronald Reagan Will Close on December 31, 2004.

When I saddle up and ride into the sunset it will be with the knowledge that we’ve done great things.

—Ronald Reagan

Posted at 04:17 PM

IN THE MATTER OF MICHAEL CRICHTON, MY FRIEND RECANTS [Peter Robinson ]
Yesterday I posted the comments on Michael Crichton’s latest novel of my friend, George Savage, who argued that since in his previous novels Crichton sounded like a liberal, trying to scare us all to death about new technologies, Crichton’s new stance, as a debunker of liberal pseudo-science, was suspect. Within an hour I’d received a couple of dozen emails from Crichton fans, all of which I forwarded to George. And? And a day after I nailed George’s theses to the church door, George would now like me to take them down. As George explains:
Crichton's 2003 Commonwealth Club speech [to which several Corner readers directed me] is news to me. I'm persuaded that I got something important wrong. I assumed that the shift in focus apparent in State of Fear (which I haven't yet read) was aimed primarily at selling more books. However, this change may well be a result of all of the books Crichton has already sold. By this reading, the author is successful enough to feel comfortable departing from his tried-and-true techno-thriller formula to deliver a serious and heartfelt message. Pretty much the opposite of hypocrisy.
And after that glowing review of the Crichton novel in today’s l Street JournalGeorge and I will both be reading State of Fear over the holidays.

Posted at 04:09 PM

RE: CABO SAN LUCAS [Rick Brookhiser]
It isn't Rio de Janeiro, either. Just look at it as the price of living in civil society.

Posted at 03:37 PM

THE NEW NR DIGITAL IS UP [KJL]
You can subscribe to NRODT on paper here. Or subscribe to NR Digital here. Or give a gift of NRODT on paper here. Or give a gift of NR Digital here.

Posted at 03:20 PM

FLEW [Ramesh Ponnuru]
The interview.

Posted at 03:09 PM

POP-CULTURE NONSENSE [Steve Hayward]
Since Jonah is away it is up to the rest of us to keep up the pop culture trivia portfolio at The Corner, so I offer this ridiculous entry. I wrote a piece for AEI recently commenting on the senescence of environmental doomsaying and offering the quip that recent eco-apocalypse books sort of had a "Soylent Green" feeling to them, and that while Hollywood likes to do remakes, even Hollywood wouldn't remake something as absurd as Soylent Green. Well guess what?

Posted at 02:33 PM

HEY, HEY, HEY, THIS AIN'T CABO SAN LUCAS! I WANT MY MONEY BACK. [KJL]
It's raining on Lexington Avenue and my coffee is cold.

Posted at 02:07 PM

BERLUSCONI [KJL]
in the clear

Posted at 01:43 PM

KEY INTERIM APPOINTMENT TODAY [Roger Clegg]
Ken Marcus, who has done great work over the past year as acting head of the Education Department’s Office for Civil Rights, is leaving at the end of the day to begin as staff director at the U.S. Commission on Civil Rights. His interim replacement will be either a conservative political appointee or a liberal career employee. Guess who our choice is? The whole world is watching …

Posted at 01:39 PM

THE WAR ON TERROR = A REALLY BIG BUG [Jonah Goldberg]
From a reader:
Jonah: In the mid 1970's a tribe of people in New Guinea were discovered that were so remote they had never had any contact with modern civilization. These people did not even know who Mary Anne is, or for that matter, Gilligan. When the scientists studying the tribe requested more supplies a helicopter was dispatched to the tribe's location. The reaction of the tribe was that an "insect" of that size simply could not exist (they obviously had missed not only Gillian's Island but all those 50's monster movies). Their way of dealing with this impossibility was they refused to look at the helicopter. It was impossible in their worldview, so it did not exist, or at least could not be acknowledged to exist. I fear that the "softies" you speak of are like that primitive tribe. The fact of terrorism is so counter to their world view that it simply cannot exist. They can read about it, have it shown to them, even get killed by it, but they can never, ever "see" it.

Posted at 01:09 PM

HARD CONS & SOFT DEMS [Jonah Goldberg]
One point many liberals make in these emails is that they would be "hard" on terror if it weren't for either Bush's "botching" of the Iraq war or the Iraq war in general. This strikes me as another way of ducking the issue. If you agree with the premise that the war on terror is an existential threat, why would the Iraq war make you soft on the war on terror? FDR surely botched many things in the fight against Nazism but why would that make you soft against Nazism? (And I don't know any historian who doesn't think he lied repeatedly in order to move America into the war). Besides, the fact that so many liberals don't see Iraq as part of the war on terrorism merely highlights my earlier point: there's a huge divide between how conservatives and liberals see the world. Indeed, even if you thought Bush was wrong to go into Iraq, I'm at a total loss to understand why you couldn't see that the conflict there now is central to the war on terror.

Posted at 01:02 PM

RE: CANINE HYMNOLOGY [John Derbyshire]
Generally speaking, dogs don't fare well in hymnology. A search for "dogs" in the CyberHymnal turns up just two references:

"For many dogs do compass me, In council they do meet..." from Sternhold's and Hopkins's "O God, my God, wherefore dost Thou"

"Then Dives sent out his hungry dogs, To bite him [i.e. Lazarus] as he lay..." from the traditional English hymn "Dives and Lazarus"

I note, however, that a search for "cats" in the CyberHymnal turns up nothing at all...

Posted at 12:58 PM

RE: CANINE HYMNOLOGY [John Derbyshire]
Generally speaking, dogs don't fare well in hymnology. A search for "dogs" in the CyberHymnal turns up just two references:

"For many dogs do compass me, In council they do meet..." from Sternhold's and Hopkins's "O God, my God, wherefore dost Thou"

"Then Dives sent out his hungry dogs, To bite him [i.e. Lazarus] as he lay..." from the traditional English hymn "Dives and Lazarus"

I note, however, that a search for "cats" in the CyberHymnal turns up nothing at all...

Posted at 12:58 PM

THE BUCKLEY AND BUCKLEY SHOW [Jack Fowler]
Bill and Chris’s Excellent Adventure last night at the Goldwater Institute.

Posted at 12:55 PM

RE: DOG-MA [Jonah Goldberg ]
I just saw Jack's post about dogs in the bible. And it's true that dog's don't come out well in the Good Book. But, for clarity's sake, we should note that Islam is much harsher on dogs and dog-owners that Christianity or Judaism. And Western Civilization is, simply, dog's best friend.

Posted at 12:41 PM

SOFT DEMS [Jonah Goldberg]
I've gotten a bunch of interesting emails re today's G-File. So far they seem to illustrate a point I didn't have room to flesh out in the column: the huge ideological divide between conservatives and liberals. At this point, I'm really begining to think there's simply a broad ideological chasm on foreign policy that isn't bridgeable. Kevin Drum et al think the if the war is so important Republicans should make it bi-partisan. Conservatives think the war is so important liberals should stop whining about partisanship. So the more conservatives don't care what liberals think, the more liberals think conservatives really aren't serious about the threat From there it's easy to see how they think conservatives don't really believe there's a threat either, we're just using it as a "wedge issue." In other words, from a conservative perspective, the more we do the right thing the more proof it is to liberals that we're doing the wrong thing. Or something like that.

Posted at 12:27 PM

HEY, HEY, HEY... [Jonah Goldberg]
Hola, I'm at Señor Greenberg's Mexicatessen in Cabo San Lucas. Nice place, nice people. Good times.

Posted at 12:15 PM

THOSE NEW STEM-CELL PROPOSALS [Ramesh Ponnuru]
I've written some more in their defense in TechCentralStation.

Posted at 11:45 AM

RE DIVERSITY [Cliff May]
And how about diversity of opinion in the media, too? How many conservatives, how many Republicans, how many evangelical Christians are reporting and editing at The New York Times?

Posted at 11:40 AM

ANTHONY FLEW [Ramesh Ponnuru]
I suppose it's wrong of me to feel this way, but I'm sort of sad to see him go theist. I met him a decade or so ago when I was at the Institute for Economic Affairs in London for a summer. He was very likable. And he was just exactly what one would want an atheist philosopher to be--which isn't meant to be as condescending as it sounds.

Posted at 11:37 AM

THE DIVERSITY THAT MATTERS [Roger Clegg]
Amusing article this morning in USA Today, about how Bush has quietly appointed an administration that is racially and ethnically very diverse. And yet—surprise—the Left is for some reason not falling all over itself to praise him: “Critics … say there's a shortage of diversity on at least one measure: diversity of opinion. Bush's appointments, especially for his second term, have put a premium on loyalists who are more likely to endorse and carry out his policies than to press alternatives. … Another reason Bush hasn't gotten as much credit as Clinton: The interest groups most likely to praise diversity of personnel generally disagree with Bush on policy. Leaders of the NAACP and NOW opposed Bush's re-election and criticize him for curtailing affirmative action and other programs designed to help women and minorities. ‘There's diversity of color, but it's the policies that one would be more interested in,’ says New York Rep. Charles Rangel, a Democrat who is one of the senior black members of Congress.” Oh, so now the Left thinks that it’s really not skin color that is so important; it’s diversity of opinion? Funny, you never hear this when the discussion is about academia—even though it’s a lot more reasonable to want diversity of opinion there than in a unitary Executive Branch.

Posted at 10:38 AM

SOLOMON [Stanley Kurtz]
Here’s a good piece by John Leo on the Solomon Amendment case. I think we’re going to be hearing much more about this fight in the future.

Posted at 10:27 AM

FLOODGATES [Stanley Kurtz]
Here come the polyamorists, and a bunch of other folks as well

Posted at 10:25 AM

"MADRID STYLE ATTACK" AVERTED IN LONDON [KJL]
according to police. But, "an attack is still inevitable."

Posted at 10:15 AM

ANTHONY FLEW [Andrew Stuttaford]
Tim, I wouldn't read too much into that story about the conversion of Professor Flew. The concept of a "leading" British atheist is pretty meaningless. The average Brit tends to be benignly indifferent to most questions of religious belief, and profoundly suspicious of anything looking like religious enthusiasm. For these purposes atheism is (quite correctly) seen as a religion. Flew therefore will simply be seen as a crank (particularly as he is a 'philosophy' professor) who has changed his mind, and his influence will be, well, nil.

Posted at 10:12 AM

SPEAKING TRUTH TO POWER [Cliff May]
"It is outrageous and amazing," wrote Salama Ni'mat, a columnist for the London-based Arabic-language daily Al-Hayat, "that the first free and general elections in the history of the Arab nation are to take place in January: in Iraq, under the auspices of American occupation, and in Palestine, under the auspices of the Israeli occupation." My Scripps Howard column this week.

Posted at 10:05 AM

SUCH PRAISE! [Jack Fowler]
Here’s what the Wall Street Journal editorial page had to say last December 26th about NR’s children’s books. This is why we call them “acclaimed.” And this is why you absolutely must buy them for this Christmas:
Once upon a time, in the days before Japanese animation, there was St. Nicholas--the magazine, not the jolly man in the red suit. As we pick our way through GameCubes and PlayStations under our trees this Boxing Day, we may find it hard to credit that there was a time (from 1873 to 1940, to be precise) when the arrival of the latest issue of St. Nicholas occasioned the same sense of excitement now reserved for the latest Harry Potter sensation.
For good reason. Though we now tend to dismiss 19th-century children's stories as moralistic, in fact the opposite is more often true. Today the American child who opens a book or clicks on his TV is more likely to get a cartoon sermon on the virtues of recycling than the kind of rip-roaring adventures that were standard fare back when Mary Mapes Dodge was editing St. Nicholas.
Children's literature, she insisted, “must not be a milk-and-water variety” of what adults are served. To the contrary, children's stories need to be “stronger, truer, bolder, more uncompromising.” And she backed that up by publishing the best authors she could find: from Rudyard Kipling, Lewis Carroll and Mark Twain to Jack London, L. Frank Baum and Louisa May Alcott. She herself is better known as the author of “Hans Brinker,” and it's no coincidence that when Millie Benson--author of the Nancy Drew series--made her own writing debut at age 12, it would be in the pages of St. Nicholas.
The good news is that even children of the 21st century now have the opportunity to relive the exploits that brought so much joy to their late-19th and early 20th-century counterparts. For William F. Buckley Jr.'s National Review has just reissued its second volume of St. Nicholas stories in its “Treasury of Classic Children's Literature” (along with a companion volume of Bedtime Stories).
Whether it's Louisa May Alcott's country girl Daisy Field making her way in the big city or Allen French's Sir Marrok avenging wrongs across medieval Britain or Frances Hodgson Burnett's little grain of wheat that was too proud for its own good, the stories involve characters forced to make choices: between lying and telling the truth, between selfishness and generosity, between cowardice and courage.
In his introduction, Mr. Buckley affixes these stories with the much-maligned adjective “wholesome” but notes that they come “with bite and wit and cunning.” They don't mince the dark side, either: These fictional worlds are populated by wicked witches, mean-spirited neighbors, irredeemable villains and a Mother Nature that can be heartless.
Yet however fantastic the settings, the presentation of vivid characters caught up in drama helps excite in children an appreciation for the human condition. After all, how are we ever to expect our children to recognize good and evil in real life if they have never been introduced to it in their imagination?
Remember, any time you purchase an NR kids book, you get a free copy of L. Frank Baum’s classic story, Queen Zixi of Ix (which comes in a special, limited hardcover edition, in case you want that). All of our books can be ordered here.

Posted at 09:42 AM

CRICHTON MOVIES [John J. Miller]
It's unusual for one of his books not to become a movie. And it looks like Hollywood owes him a big thank-you, considering all the revenue it has generated from Crichton's concepts.

Posted at 09:16 AM

CRICHTON'S PROSPECTS [Steve Hayward]
I'll be writing shortly for NRODT about the current state of the global warming issue, using Crichton as the hook. One big thing to watch is whether Hollywood will buy the movie rights, and then make a film, of this book, or whether Hollywood is too narrow minded to move beyond "The Day After Tomorrow." I'm guessing Hollywood will take a pass on this one, and you'll also start to hear whispers from the trade that Crichton is an awful person, etc. He has, over the years, delivered some less than flattering assessments of how Hollywood has adapted his novels, so this could be the excuse for payback.

Posted at 08:23 AM

ATHENS, JERUSALEM, AND THE FORESTS [John Derbyshire]
Regarding the incompleteness of the "Athens and Jerusalem" narrative, a reader points to an authority:

"Jornandes the Goth called the north of Europe the forge of the human race. I should rather call it the forge where those weapons were framed which broke the chains of southern nations. In the north were formed those valiant people who sallied forth and deserted their countries to destroy tyrants and slaves, and to teach men that, nature having made them equal, reason could not render them dependent, except where it was necessary to their happiness." ---From Montesquieu, "The Spirit of Laws"

Posted at 08:15 AM

ZHANG ZIYI [John Derbyshire]
A fellow-sufferer has directed me to a new Zhang Ziyi website. How can there ever be enough? As some character in Dickens says: "I love another. She is another's. Everything seems to belong to somebody else."

Posted at 08:09 AM

COMING AROUND SLOWLY [Tim Graham]
AP religion reporter Richard Ostling notes that leading British atheist Antony Flew has changed his mind, and that God exists. But it's still not the God of Christianity or of Islam, which he sees depicted as omnipotent Oriental despots, "cosmic Saddam Husseins."

Posted at 07:47 AM

LASER THREAT [KJL]
Unnerving AP story:
WASHINGTON - Terrorists may seek to down aircraft by shining powerful lasers into cockpits to blind pilots during landing approaches, federal officials are warning in a bulletin distributed nationwide.

The memo sent by the FBI and the Homeland Security Department says there is evidence that terrorists have explored using lasers as weapons, though there is no specific intelligence indicating al-Qaida or other groups might use lasers in the United States.

"Although lasers are not proven methods of attack like improvised explosive devices and hijackings, terrorist groups overseas have expressed interest in using these devices against human sight," the memo said.

"In certain circumstances, if laser weapons adversely affect the eyesight of both pilot and co-pilot during a non-instrument approach, there is a risk of airliner crash," the agencies said.

In September a pilot for Delta Air Lines reported an eye injury from a laser beam shone into the cockpit during a landing approach in Salt Lake City. The incident occurred about 5 miles from the airport. The plane landed safely.

FBI and other federal officials are investigating. It is not clear if a crime was committed or if the laser was directed into the cockpit by accident.

Steve Luckey, a retired airline pilot who is chairman of the Air Line Pilots Association's national security committee, said pilots are concerned about a recent increase in laser incidents, but do not know what to make of them. He said he has learned of two or three cases in the past 90 days.

"The most recent incidents appear to be aimed at pilots in the vicinity of airports," Luckey said. "A few seem to be intentional, and we're wondering why and what's going on."

Posted at 06:49 AM

CRICHTON RAVE [John J. Miller]
Ron Bailey reviews the new Michael Crichton book, State of Fear, in today's Wall Street Journal (sorry, no free link): "a lightning-paced technopolitical thriller that turns on a controversial notion: All that talk we've been hearing about global warming -- you know, polar ice caps melting, weather systems sent into calamitous confusion, beach weather lingering well into January -- might be at best misguided, at worst dead wrong. Think 'The Da Vinci Code' with real facts, violent storms and a different kind of faith altogether. ... [The book is] every bit as informative as it is entertaining. And it is very entertaining."

The villain is "a Ralph Nader clone." (Oddly, his name is Nick Drake, like the folksy singer of "Pink Moon" fame.)

Posted at 05:59 AM

PROTECTING THE FARMLAND [KJL]
Victor Davis Hanson had this piece in the NYT yesterday, by the way.

Posted at 05:48 AM

REID AND SCALIA [KJL]
The NYT reprimands Harry Reid for being too easy on Scalia.

Posted at 05:45 AM

TOO COOL [KJL]
Omar and Mohammed from the Iraq the Model blog, in the country with the wonderful folks with Spirit of America, evidently met with President Bush yesterday. One would certainly hope they have White House fans, and clearly must.

One also prays that doesn't cause them any grief at home.

Posted at 05:42 AM

"IMPEACH MINETA" [KJL]
Michelle Malkin begins the brief.

Posted at 05:35 AM

Thursday, December 09, 2004

WASTING HOMELAND SECURITY FUNDS [KJL]
I was actually just distracted by the Elizabeth Vargas easy-chair outrage on my way to this NY Observer piece Rick Brookhiser put me onto: Madame Hillary's (and the background senator Schumer) been fighting for all that homeland security money for NY. To protect, like, he Port Authority bus terminal and the Lincoln Tunnel, that kinda thing, right? Welll...and keeping Cattarugus county's staff on wheels. Read this great opener from a guy who is probably out of a job today:
This year, the U.S. Department of Homeland Security bought Edward Koorse a new Ford pickup truck.

If terrorists attack somewhere near Cattaraugus County, where Mr. Koorse is the director of emergency services, he will use the $27,000 truck to haul a huge trailer full of the decontamination equipment that the state bought him last year. But that scenario doesn’t seem very likely in the quiet farmland of southwestern New York State.

So in the meantime, Mr. Koorse uses the pickup to drive to work.

"I went no frills," he said of his vehicle. "It doesn’t have the fancy-schmancy stuff."

Since the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks, Mr. Koorse and dozens of officials like him in rural counties around the state have found themselves with more federal money than they know how to spend on their modest counterterror needs. The Observer reviewed the three main 2004 grant programs, based on figures from the state Office of Public Safety and interviews with emergency-management officials in 32 of the 57 counties outside the city. The results showed that most local officials spent the money filling existing needs with doubtful connections to stopping Al Qaeda.

For example, Ontario County (pop. 100,000) is purchasing a climate-controlled mobile command post, said Jeffrey Harloff, director of the county’s emergency-management office. Mr. Harloff will buy the vehicle with his share of the Department of Homeland Security’s main grant to the state. How will he use the command post? It depends on who’s asking.

"If it’s the federal government asking me, it is for the intended purpose of W.M.D. incidents and HazMat incidents," Mr. Harloff said. "In reality, we’re going to use it for everyday stuff in our office."...

Posted at 10:43 PM

WASSUP WITH THAT? [KJL]
ABC's Elizabeth Vargas has an easy chair in her office.
Where's my easy chair?
Wait...no one at NR has an easy chair. I see an injustice.

Posted at 10:36 PM

FOR THOSE WHO QUESTIONED [KJL]
if Mel Gibson was putting the money earned through the Passion of the Christ to any decent use, the answer is yes.

Posted at 10:22 PM

R.I.P. [KJL]
David Brudnoy died tonight.

Posted at 10:19 PM

EXTORTION [Ramesh Ponnuru]
applauded.

Posted at 10:17 PM

BUSH ON THE PAYROLL TAX [Ramesh Ponnuru]
His comments aren't a death blow to Senator Lindsey Graham's idea of raising the payroll tax cap to win Democratic support for private accounts. Graham could still offer Democrats increased progressivity in the payroll tax: raising the income range to which the payroll tax applies, while lowering the payroll tax rate. At the moment, of course, Graham looks to the outside world as though he is negotiating with himself.

Posted at 07:47 PM

FRANCES KISSLING [Ramesh Ponnuru]
does some rethinking.

Posted at 07:37 PM

CRUSOE AVENGED [Peter Robinson]
Crusoe isn’t at all thin-skinned, Jonah, but he does have the dignity of his breed to uphold, and when you made that crack about poodles yesterday he instructed me to post this passage, from a guide to breeds by the renowned dog trainers, Brian Kilcommons and Sarah Wilson. Discussing the standard poodle, Kilcommons and Wilson write:

“We both adore [“adore,” do you hear?] this elegant, talented breed and implore you not to allow the haircuts inflicted on them by the fashion-crazed show world to affect your opinion of this fine, fine dog [not just “fine,” Jonah, but “fine, fine”]. They are at the top of the smart scale, willing to please, athletic, and great watchdogs with an endless interest in everything.”

Crusoe informs me that since you’re on vacation, Jonah, you needn’t apologize.

Posted at 06:54 PM

MOVEON OWNS THE DNC [KJL]
According to them. Better pour Mr. Beinart another drink.

Posted at 06:41 PM

JAPAN [KJL]
is staying in iraq for at least a year

Posted at 06:15 PM

PENTAGON BRIEFING SHEET ON HUMVEES--FYI [Rich Lowry]
ON HAND QTY IN THEATER: (As of 4 Dec 04)

There are approximately 5,910 Up-Armored HMMWVs (UAH) and 9,050 Add-on-Armor (AoA) HMMWVs currently in Central Command’s (CENTCOM) Area of Responsibility (AOR) of a total of 19,389 operating HUMMWVs in theater. This includes Up-Armored HMMWVs organic to units deployed and those diverted from production and redistributed from major commands to fill additional Up-Armored HMMWV requirements.

Currently there are 9,364 add-on armor kits for HMMWVs in theater of which 9,050 have been installed.

BLUF: There are 5,144 HMMVS in theater without Add-on-Armor

REQUIREMENTS:

Add-on Armor (AoA) current CENTCOM-validated requirement is 13,872.

Up-Armored (UAH) current CENTCOM-validated requirement is 8,105.

EXECUTION: To meet the CENTCOM requirements the Army is diverting all new Up-Armored HMMWV production to theater, and has redistributed Up-Armored HMMWVs from units in CONUS, Europe/Balkans, Korea, and Alaska.

All Up-Armored HMMWVs deployed to theater will remain in theater, whether organic to units or in fulfillment of CENTCOM requirements. Up-Armored HMMWVs are distributed according to mission needs and not component.

FUNDING:

As of this date, to support the procurement of armored vehicles, we have received an additional $1.2B which includes: $20M of FY03 Supplemental; $73M FY03 Iraqi Freedom Fund (IFF); $39M FY04 Congressional Add; $570M FY04 Supplemental/IFF; $58M IFF Deputy Secretary of Defense Memo and recently obtained $572M from the FY05 Bridge Supplemental for procurement of UAH and M1151 HMMWVs with Add-on Armor

The Army received $168 in the FY05 budget for UAH.

Posted at 06:11 PM

DOG-MA [Jack Fowler]
Not only is Man’s Best Friend anything but in Christian hymns, the poor beast comes off no better than vipers in the Bible. I think we have an answer to the question “do all dogs go to heaven.”

Proverbs 26, 11: Like a dog that returns to its vomit is a fool who reverts to his folly.

Proverbs 26, 17: Like somebody who takes a passing dog by the ears is one who meddles in the quarrel of another.

Psalm 22, 16: Packs of dogs close me in, and gangs of evildoers circle around me; they pierce my hands and my feet; I can count all my bones.

Psalm 22, 19: Save me from the sword, my life from the power of the dog.

2Kings 8, 13: Hazael said, "What is your servant, who is a mere dog, that he should do this great thing?"

1Samuel 24, 14: Against whom has the king of Israel come out? Whom do you pursue? A dead dog? A single flea?

2Samuel 3, 8: The words of Ishbaal made Abner very angry; he said, "Am I a dog’s head for Judah? Today I keep showing loyalty to the house of your father Saul, to his brothers, and to his friends, and have not given you into the hand of David; and yet you charge me now with a crime concerning this woman.

2Samuel 16, 9: Then Abishai son of Zeruiah said to the king, "Why should this dead dog curse my lord the king? Let me go over and take off his head."

Isaiah 66, 3: Whoever slaughters an ox is like one who kills a human being; whoever sacrifices a lamb, like one who breaks a dog’s neck; whoever presents a grain offering, like one who offers swine's blood; whoever makes a memorial offering of frankincense, like one who blesses an idol. These have chosen their own ways, and in their abominations they take delight.

Posted at 05:47 PM

ON MICHAEL CRICHTON [Jonathan H. Adler]
It seems to me Crichton may be your basic contrarian. When folks were celebrating the promise of biotech or nanotech, he hyped the potential threats in, respectively, Jurassic Park and Prey. When America was welcoming foreign direct investment from overseas, he warned of the unscrupulous Japanese businessman. When workplaces began to obsess over sexual harassment, he warned that oversensitivity could create real problems in Disclosure. And now that government action on global warming seems increasingly likely, he's suggesting that apocalyptic environmentalists are frauds. In this sense, his new book is not as out of character as some might think.

Posted at 05:32 PM

THE LIBERAL ACADEMIC NETWORK [Jonathan H. Adler]
Professor Bainbridge adds his four cents to the discussion of why liberals dominate academia, and explains why liberal faculties perpetuate themselves even when there is not any active anti-conservative bias.

Posted at 05:19 PM

BUCK ON REID ON THOMAS [Jonathan H. Adler]
Stuart Buck notes that Senator Reid's criticism of Justice Thomas are quite out of place, especially given Thomas' rapidly improving reputation among liberal academics. (See also here.)

Posted at 05:15 PM

FEW FLORIDA POLL PROBLEMS [Jonathan H. Adler]
A new survey of Florida voters reports that few had problems other than long lines on election day. Three-fourths of respondents -- accounting for 95 percent of Bush voters and 58 percent of Kerry voters -- reported they were "confident" or "very confident" that their vote had been correctly counted.

Posted at 05:07 PM

TODAY IN CANADA [Bill Duncan of the Marriage Law Foundation on today's court decision: Kathryn, The Supreme Court of Canada handed down a...]
Bill Duncan of the Marriage Law Foundation on today's court decision:
Kathryn,

The Supreme Court of Canada handed down a decision on same-sex marriage this morning. The Court opinion was sought by Parliament as a way of obtaining the green light for legislation proposed by the governor that would redefine marriage. In short, the government got its green light but the specifics of the case are still interesting.

The government had sent four questions to the court: (1) whether the national Parliament had sole authority to enact a redefinition of marriage (as opposed to the Provincial legislatures), (2) whether redefining marriage would violate Canada’s Charter of Rights and Freedoms, (3) whether the protection of religious freedom in the Charter prevented religious officials from being forced to perform same-sex marriages and (4) whether a redefinition of marriage was mandated by the Charter.

On the first question, the Court decided that the national Parliament had sole authority to define marriage but could not legislate on who may (or must) perform the marriages. On the second question, the Court ruled that the Charter did not prevent a redefinition of marriage (rejecting arguments that the definition of marriage was settled at the time the Charter was created and thus could not be changed) so Parliament could go ahead with its proposed legislation. On the third question, the Court held that “absent unique circumstances” the Charter prevents compulsion of religious officials to solemnize same-sex marriages or requiring religious facilities to be used for such marriages. Somewhat surprisingly, the Court did not answer the fourth question saying that since many Provincial courts have already redefined marriages and the government has not appealed those decisions, the answer is probably settled. This refusal, however, preempts any use by Members of Parliament that they were forced to enact legislation by the Court.

In theory, then, Parliament could reject the government bill to redefine marriage. So, the debate now shifts to the Parliament with news reports suggesting the bill will be formally introduced early next year. ... P.S. The decision is online here.
David Frum wrote about gay marriage, Canada, and the U.S., btw, this morning, here.

Posted at 05:04 PM

HUMVEE, ETC. [Mark R. Levin]
"No plan survives contact with the enemy." German 19th century Field Marshal Helmuth von Moltke

Posted at 04:58 PM

"IF SCOTT PETERSON WANTED TO EXECUTE HIMSELF, I WOULDN'T STOP HIM." [KJL]
Geoffrey Fieger, who worked for Jack Kevorkian, is on Crossfire arguing against the death penalty for Scott Peterson.

Posted at 04:45 PM

AMAZING CAT... [Rich Lowry]
...astounds and inspires with brave siberian trek.

Posted at 04:42 PM

A DOG HYMN FOR DERB [Peter Robinson ]
Against the several thousand reasons for leaving the Episcopal Church that Derb has amassed, I offer this reason--a very beautiful reason--for remaining in it. From a reader:
Mr. Robinson,
As [a] classical music archivist.., I get queries similar to yours fairly frequently so when I read your request on the Corner, I decided to have a go at it. Alas, I can find no carols that mention dogs. However, I do remember a children's hymn of thanksgiving, no. 313, in the Episcopalian 1940 Hymnal (a far better hymnal than the 1982) entitled, "We Thank You, Lord of Heaven." I've pasted it below. In the second stanza, please note the reference to "dogs with friendly faces," a line that delighted me as a kid and does so now.

According to website whence I copied the text the words are by "Jan Struther," pseudonym of Joyce Maxtone Graham, author of "Mrs. Miniver." We thank you, Lord of Heaven,
For all the joys that greet us,
For all that you have given
In earth and sky and seas;
The sunlight on the meadows,
The rainbow's fleeting wonder,
The clouds with cooling shadows,
The stars that shine in splendour?
We thank you, Lord, for these.

For swift and gallant horses,
For lambs in pastures springing,
For dogs with friendly faces,
For birds with music thronging
Their chantries in the trees;
For herbs to cool our fever,
For flowers of field and garden,
For bees among the clover
With stolen sweetness laden?
We thank you, Lord, for these.

For homely dwelling-places
For bread to stay our hunger
And sleep to bring us ease;
For zeal and zest of living,
For faith and understanding,
For hope of peace unending?
We thank you, Lord, for these.
I hope this will serve as partial compensation for the paucity of dogs in Christmas carols.

Posted at 04:34 PM

O'REILLY, CBS WANT FEDS TO CONTROL BLOGGERS [Jim Boulet]
FOX New's Bill O'Reilly and CBS chief political writer David Paul Kuhn both agree that bloggers enjoy too much freedom of speech and suffer insufficient federal regulation.

Kuhn complains that we pajamahadeen have "no code of ethics, or even an employer, to enforce any standard." But help is coming: "Beginning next year, the F.E.C. will institute new rules on the restricted uses of the Internet as it relates to political speech."

Time for the blogosphere to fight back, given that, unlike, say, CBS and FOX., the pajamahadeen also tend to lack attorneys on retainer to defend our First Amendment rights. I have no desire to see NRO's Kathryn Lopez in the defendant's chair because an article in NRO criticized some politician three months before an election. Neither should the Bush Administration.

(Tip of the hat to Kevin Drum of The Washington Monthly and Jim Geraghty of "Kerryspot" for their contributions to this alarming tale of strange bedfellows.)
Posted at 04:29 PM

FOREIGN LANGUAGES ARE FOR *FOREIGNERS* [John Derbyshire]
Mark: Hear, hear! It was Bismarck, I believe, who, on having someone pointed out to him as the master of half a dozen languages, remarked: "A very useful talent... in a waiter."

Posted at 04:18 PM

THANKS... [Rich Lowry]
...for all the Humvee and Sherman e-mails.

Posted at 04:18 PM

WOOF WOOF ALL THE WAY [Peter Robinson]
From John Podhoretz:

What about the dogs barking "Jingle Bells"? My memories of Christmas in New York as a kid are punctuated by a memory of a game arcade in Times Square playing that record at full blast.
Happy to oblige my old friend, adding my best wishes to his serene and splendid wife and to their adorable little daugher, all enjoying their first Hannukah together (the littlest Podhoretz was born only six months ago). Click here John, then again on the page that pops up.
Posted at 04:18 PM

COUPLE MARRY IN GIBBON WEDDING [Rich Lowry]
Two animal conservationists have gotten married in a gibbon-style wedding ceremony in Thailand.

Posted at 04:18 PM

WELCOME, MR. CRICHTON--BUT HAVE YOU EVER GOT A LOT OF EXPLAINING TO DO [Peter Robinson ]
From my friend George Savage, who knows a lot about science, medicine, and novels:
HarperCollins just released Michael Crichton’s latest novel, State of Fear, today. The subject matter was officially top secret until release, although a Crichton essay in last Sunday’s Parade magazine telegraphed the thesis comprehensively: the environmental movement is using junk science to scare the public. Mr. Crichton’s essay and -- from what I can glean today on the Internet -- his book, aim to debunk such fear-mongering.

First off, I’d like to welcome Crichton to the conservative movement.

But just a cotton-pickin’ minute: Isn’t the reason for Crichton’s fame the very fear-mongering he now decries? Crichton didn’t make his fortune from ER, after all. He built his reputation as a technical visionary through a series of apocalyptic novels warning the public about the dangers of whatever technology happened to be perceived as sufficiently leading-edge at the time. Consider that Crichton has asked us to be alarmed by the prospect of deadly viruses brought back by the military from space (Andromeda Strain); advanced computer technology producing homicidal robots (Westworld); seizure-preventing neuro-implants creating, instead, a Frankenstein’s monster (The Terminal Man); biotechnology used not to ameliorate disease or feed the hungry, but to reintroduce lethal – and hungry -- dinosaurs into the environment (Jurassic Park, The Lost World); and most recently, nanotechnology entrepreneurs (in order to appease rapacious venture capitalists!) creating an intelligent and inevitably malicious hive-like creature which immediately does its best to re-enact the Invasion of the Body Snatchers storyline (Prey). And this is just a partial list.

I suppose that I should just be grateful that Crichton – who definitely has a sense for what’s popular – is ratifying the growing conservatism of the American public. But the hypocrisy is still just a little mind-blowing

Posted at 04:15 PM

LANGUAGE EXTINCTION [John J. Miller]
Mark: A couple of years ago, I wrote an article for the Wall Street Journal on the phenomenon of language extinction, i.e., languages that were dying off in the era of globalization. The United Nations was fretting over this at the time (and probably still is). My view is that more people speaking a smaller number of languages is in general a good thing--especially if it's English!

Posted at 04:12 PM

IN MEMORIAM PATRICIA BUSACKER [John Derbyshire]
I am thrilled to report that a reader in Sonoma, California has just sent my Patricia Busacker appeal through the $1,000 mark. Many thanks, and God bless all who have responded. All these funds will be passed on at month end to a charity to be designated by (conservative & sensible) Jim Cooke, Patricia's husband.

Posted at 04:01 PM

PARLEZ VOUS? [Mark Krikorian ]
I confess that I tire quickly of earnest admonitions that more Americans need to learn foreign languages. The Washington Times writes that the Senate has declared 2005 to be “The Year of Languages in the United States." Firstly, how about declaring “The Year of Demanding that Immigrants Learn English.” But besides that, there are two reasons to promote the study of foreign languages, and only one, the less significant one is ever mentioned. Yes, it's true that foreign-language education is aimed at “making Americans better citizens in the global market, as well as working toward increasing their knowledge and understanding of other cultures,” blah, blah, blah. A less soft-headed version of this rationale is that the FBI needs more Urdu speakers. But the vast majority of American students will never be capable of more than a passing familiarity with the language they study because it’s not necessary to their lives; we live in a continental nation that already uses the global lingua franca.

No, the main reason to promote the study of foreign languages is to make sure kids speak and write English better. I took four years of French in high schools, plus three years of Russian in college, and I’d be lucky now to understand directions to the bathroom in either. But by comparing them to my own language, I learned a lot about how language works and came to master English more completely. It’s like Steve Martin says, “"The French have a different word for everything!"

Posted at 03:44 PM

NEXT IMMIGRATION BATTLE [Mark Krikorian ]
Little noted in the aftermath of House passage of the “intelligence reform” bill is that Speaker Hastert promised Rep. Sensenbrenner to add the deleted immigration-control measures (no drivers licenses for illegals, no federal acceptance of Mexico’s illegal-alien ID card, asylum reforms) to the first must-pass piece of legislation in the 109th Congress, which would appear to be the supplemental appropriations bill for the military in Iraq, which may come up in February. If the president keeps his promise to back these reforms, we could see another, even higher-stakes, fight between the House and Senate, assuming the makeup of the new Senate is as pro-illegal-alien as this one.

Posted at 03:37 PM

DOGS THENCE RUN [Peter Robinson]
One reader, Lori, actually managed to find a legitimate Christmas carol that mentions dogs—not, albeit, a Christmas carol anyone would ever have heard of, nor, alas, a Christmas carol of any particular memorability or beauty. But “Now is Come Our Joyfull’st Feast” represents a Christmas carol all the same, religious in subject, conventional in rhyme scheme, and dating from the great era of carols, the mid-nineteenth century.

Once you’ve read the first stanza you’ll have a pretty good idea of the way all twelve stanzas chug along:
So, now is come our joyfulst feast;
Let every man be jolly;
Each room with ivy leaves is drest,
And every post with holly.
Though some churls at our mirth repine,
Round your foreheads garlands twine;
Drown sorrow in a cup of wine,
And let us all be merry.
The doggie stanza? The fourth:
Rank misers now to sparing shun;
Their hall of music soundeth;
And dogs thence with whole shoulders run,
So all things there aboundeth.
The country folks themselves advance
With crowdy-muttons out of France;
And Jack shall pipe, and Jyll shall dance,
And all the town be merry.
What does it mean for a dog to run “with whole shoulders?” I have absolutely no idea. But thank you, Lori--and for the whole carol, everyone else, click here.

Posted at 03:28 PM

THE CASE FOR FORCE [Peter Robinson]
In the newest issue of Policy Review, :”When War Must Be the Answer: The Case for Force,” by Georgetown professor James V. Schall, S. J. A superb essay by a man who takes seriously his obligations as a teacher, as a theologian, and as an American.

Posted at 03:26 PM

RE: BUTTIGLIONE [John Derbyshire]
Some interesting e-mails in re my negative remarks about Sgr. Buttiglione. No, I am not anti-Catholic. If I were, I should not have lasted long at National Review! And I cannot forbear pointing out that every time I attend Holy Communion I assert, with the Minister and all the rest of the congregation, that: "We believe in one holy catholic and apostolic Church..." It is true that I have put myself in bad odor with certain sections of the Irish-American community by saying very rude things about Irish terrorists, which some people take to mean I am anti-Catholic. (At least, that is what these people took it to mean up to about, oh, September 11, 2001, since when they have been strangely quiet.)

I do, though, in spite of having changed nationalities, still have the Englishman's congenital suspicion of Papal ambitions. I suppose this is absurd in our day and age, when what were once the great menacing powers of Catholic Europe now have imploding ex-Christian populations sunk in hedonism, and fast-swelling Muslim ones afire with religious passion. I am sure, though, that those congenital suspicions underlie much of British opposition to the growing power of the EU; and contrariwise, that dreams of a new Holy Roman Empire -- with lots of jobs for scholarly priest-bueaucrats, in which they can boss other people around and tell them what is and isn't moral -- dance, like visions of sugarplums, in the heads of many Europhiles, as I believe they do in the head of Sgr. Buttiglione.

In our meeting with him on Monday, Sgr. Buttiglione raised the old "Athens and Jerusalem" formula of the origins of Western culture. Every time I hear this, I find myself thinking: It wasn't *just* Athens and Jerusalem. The Anglo-Saxon (you can say "Anglo-Saxon-Celtic," if you like, as historian John Lukacs does) peoples brought something to the mix, too; something not so easy to list off in books that students must read, since those peoples were illiterate when they first brought it, but something critical and extraordinary none the less.

The old tribal customs of the north-German forests, which developed into the Moots and Things and Parlements of the Middle Ages -- the idea that large public matters ought not be decided until different opinions have been aired and different orders of the community consulted -- was as important to the development of the modern West, particularly of the United States, as anything we got from Athens or Jerusalem. My guess is that Sgr. Buttiglione would not agree with that, or perhaps would not understand it.

Posted at 03:23 PM

DAVID BRUDNOY [Rick Brookhiser]
A great broadcaster, a great friend of the magazine, a great friend. David has the art of knowing everyone, and liking (almost) everyone, without surrendering a jot of his principles. His wit, his warmth and his gallantry in the face of multiple illnesses are an example to us all.

Posted at 03:19 PM

CLERK ASSAULTED WITH HAMBURGER [KJL]
This is such a Jonah story.

Posted at 03:16 PM

DUH PEOPLE INVADE KING WEEK [Jack Fowler]
King Week continues apace here at NRO, with today’s blast from the misanthropic past Florence’s column – by all accounts one most revered by fans – about the “Invasion of the Duh People.” You know them – they’re the same fine Customer Service dunderheads you encounter daily. You’ll find all the fun, merriment, and vivisectioning here. Of course, for those of you who can’t get enough of La Donna Firenze, we recommend the complete collection of all her NR “Misanthrope’s Corner” columns, the acclaimed STET, Damnit!--it’s a perfect gift for yourself or for that special someone who would enjoy (who wouldn’t?) Miss King’s brilliant and hilarious social commentary.

Posted at 03:14 PM

BUSH RULES OUT... [Rich Lowry]
...payroll tax increase.

Posted at 02:44 PM

FYI [Rich Lowry]
On “Dayside” around 1:30 p.m.

Posted at 12:50 PM

SEX ED IN ANN ARBOR [John J. Miller]
The feminists are pushing to make sex ed a mandatory graduation requirement at the University of Michigan. The course won't be taught through the biology department. Here's the proposal:

"A Gender and Sexuality requirement will create new dialogues, challenge hegemonic discourse, break taboos and stigmas, and open up realms of communication between all students ... In other words, this is a course requirement that would force all UM students to undergo a mandatory process of political consciousness-raising."

Don't laugh: This is eerily similar to how Michigan got its "race and ethnicity" graduation requirment some years back. (Hat tip: IWF's Inkwell blog.)

Posted at 11:44 AM

HERE'S A GREAT... [Rich Lowry]
...humvee post.

Posted at 11:28 AM

JIM NICHOLSON [KJL]
Ambassador to the Holy See Jim Nicholson is heading to Veterans Affairs. (he served as an Army Ranger in Vietnam.) That broke when the Mineta news broke, but I was too dumbstruck (no comments, please) to pass the news about a good guy along.

Posted at 11:13 AM

RE: DOGGIE CAROLS [Peter Robinson]
I will deal with Jonah’s slander against poodles in due course, but first some serious business. Christmas carols about dogs do indeed exist, and, I now know, in abundance.

From our erudite readers:

“What about ‘Bark the Herald?’”

“Those ‘shepherds’ in ‘As shepherds watched their flocks by night’—maybe they were German shepherds.”

“Have you forgotten ‘Fleas Navidad?’”

One reader sent these choice lyrics:
Winter Wonderland
(to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")

Dog tags ring, are you listenin'?
In the lane snow is glistenin'.
It's yellow, not white - I've been there tonight,
markin’ up my winter wonderland.

Posted at 11:02 AM

MORE HUMVEES [Rich Lowry]
E-mail:

“Mr. Lowry,

I can give you a partial answer to your query.

I friend of mine supervises the production of armor kits for trucks and Humvees here in Albany, GA. I can tell you for sure that they ARE working triple shifts and overtime to get the job done---and have been doing so for many months. They are also busy modifying existing designs in response to emerging threats and "customer" suggestions (e.g., increased height to improve head protection).

As for opening new factories: I have gotten the impression that there is some difficulty getting adequate supplies of armor grade steel. Such steel also requires special equipment to cut, shape, and weld, so maybe there is a shortage of facilities with the necessary capabilities. I do not know if Humvee armor incorporates ceramics (e.g. Titanium DiBoride) but, if so, there are relatively few companies capable of producing such materials in suitable sizes and volumes (e.g., Ceradyne Inc.).”

Posted at 10:53 AM

HUMVEES [Rich Lowry]
E-mail:

"I work for a manufacturer of parts for military aircraft. We are a small company that sells our parts to the large companies you have heard of (Raytheon, Northrop Grumman).

At least in my experience we are (now) working three shifts already. After a lull the business has really picked up and we are just about at capacity. I would say that there are several reasons that the production can't just be ramped up by adding factories.

The first is the byzantine nature of military purchasing. We usually hear about a job long before it gets to us... and by the time they get to us everything is already late.

The second is turf battles. If you have created a company that makes a specific part you are not particularly willing to share the engineering and process it takes to make that part with someone opening a new factory. It will take them a long time for any new entrents to the market to get up and running.

Thirdly - mil-spec. There are very demanding specifications for the manufacture of anything for the military. Many comapnies aren't particularly interested in, nor do they have the capacity to do the detailed work for the military. There are many hoops to jump through for every part. As each part is tested it may be approved - or it may be kicked back for repair or to be scrapped.

This is not like WWII when the nation was mobilized to build tanks for victory. I don't think the major automakers are going to shut down their minivan assembly lines in order to produce up-armoured Humvees."

Posted at 10:51 AM

UP-ARMORED SHERMANS [Rich Lowry]
E-mail:

“Dear Mr Lowry,

It may interest you (perhaps not) that in 1944 the US Army experienced a similar problem with the mainstay of its armored force- the M4 Sherman Tank.

The Sherman was a powerful vehicle when it was designed in 1941-42. Unfortunately German technology progressed much faster than ours during the years of conflict. The result was that by D-Day the Sherman was significantly behind in terms of armor and firepower. A typical Sherman was no match for German Panther and Tiger tanks. The Germans referred to them as 'ronsons' after the popular lighter whose motto was 'lights every time.'

Many attempts were made by troops in the field to increase armor protection on the Sherman. Period photographs often depict Shermans virtually buried under sand bags, welded on armor plates, track link sections, even logs. Although various upgraded models were fielded, the numbers were limited and the Germans learned to destroy them first in battle. A new design, the M-26 Pershing, did not appear until March of 1945 and had little impact on the war….”

Posted at 10:41 AM

BUTTIGLIONE [John Derbyshire]
Kathryn: I also met Sgr. Buttiglione the other day. While I admire his principled stand on the wording of the EU Constitution, being in a room with him for an hour left me recalling why Mary Tudor is the favorite monarch of practically no Englishmen at all.

With all his admirable qualities, Sgr. Buttiglione is no friend of the Anglosphere. He belongs to that class of European who see the EU as a rebirth of the Holy Roman Empire. Now, the Holy Roman Empire was not without its good points; but liberty, democracy, and the advance of knowledge fourished better outside it than inside it.

Posted at 10:38 AM

RUMMY [Rich Lowry]
Greg at gregnews.com forwards the link for the full transcript of Rumsfeld humvee exchange. Reading it, it doesn't strike me as nearly as dismissive as the press has portrayed it. Check out especially the reference at the end to the humvees guarding the Pentagon--hadn't seen that referred to anywhere in the coverage.

Q: Yes, Mr. Secretary. My question is more logistical. We’ve had troops in Iraq for coming up on three years and we’ve always staged here out of Kuwait. Now why do we soldiers have to dig through local landfills for pieces of scrap metal and compromise ballistic glass to up-armor our vehicles and why don’t we have those resources readily available to us? [Applause]

SEC. RUMSFELD: I missed the first part of your question. And could you repeat it for me?

Q: Yes, Mr. Secretary. Our soldiers have been fighting in Iraq for coming up on three years. A lot of us are getting ready to move north relatively soon. Our vehicles are not armored. We’re digging pieces of rusted scrap metal and compromised ballistic glass that’s already been shot up, dropped, busted, picking the best out of this scrap to put on our vehicles to take into combat. We do not have proper armament vehicles to carry with us north.

SEC. RUMSFELD: I talked to the General coming out here about the pace at which the vehicles are being armored. They have been brought from all over the world, wherever they’re not needed, to a place here where they are needed. I’m told that they are being – the Army is – I think it’s something like 400 a month are being done. And it’s essentially a matter of physics. It isn’t a matter of money. It isn’t a matter on the part of the Army of desire. It’s a matter of production and capability of doing it.

As you know, you go to war with the Army you have. They’re not the Army you might want or wish to have at a later time. Since the Iraq conflict began, the Army has been pressing ahead to produce the armor necessary at a rate that they believe – it’s a greatly expanded rate from what existed previously, but a rate that they believe is the rate that is all that can be accomplished at this moment.

I can assure you that General Schoomaker and the leadership in the Army and certainly General Whitcomb are sensitive to the fact that not every vehicle has the degree of armor that would be desirable for it to have, but that they’re working at it at a good clip. It’s interesting, I’ve talked a great deal about this with a team of people who’ve been working on it hard at the Pentagon. And if you think about it, you can have all the armor in the world on a tank and a tank can be blown up. And you can have an up-armored humvee and it can be blown up. And you can go down and, the vehicle, the goal we have is to have as many of those vehicles as is humanly possible with the appropriate level of armor available for the troops. And that is what the Army has been working on.

And General Whitcomb, is there anything you’d want to add to that?

GEN. WHITCOMB: Nothing. [Laughter] Mr. Secretary, I’d be happy to. That is a focus on what we do here in Kuwait and what is done up in the theater, both in Iraq and also in Afghanistan. As the secretary has said, it’s not a matter of money or desire; it is a matter of the logistics of being able to produce it. The 699th, the team that we’ve got here in Kuwait has done [Cheers] a tremendous effort to take that steel that they have and cut it, prefab it and put it on vehicles. But there is nobody from the president on down that is not aware that this is a challenge for us and this is a desire for us to accomplish.

SEC. RUMSFELD: The other day, after there was a big threat alert in Washington, D.C. in connection with the elections, as I recall, I looked outside the Pentagon and there were six or eight up-armored humvees. They’re not there anymore. [Cheers] [Applause] They’re en route out here, I can assure you. Next. Way in the back. Yes.

Posted at 10:31 AM

CREEPY IS GOOD? [KJL]
Ramesh on the latest stem-cell possibilities.

Posted at 10:20 AM

RUMMY AND ARMOR [Steve Hayward]
The news yesterday of soldiers challenging Rumsfeld about the lack of armor, spare parts, etc, brought back to mind many of my father's WWII stories, where, as a long-range reconnaisance and sub-hunting Navy pilot in the South Pacific starting in 1942, spare parts were in such short supply that he routinely looked for downed planes they could scrounge spare parts from, sometimes even behind enemy lines in New Ginuea. Nobody complained about it; they just got by. Actually, he got a commendation for ingenuity; maybe these folks in Kuwait should get a similar commendation.

Also, because his squadron had to fly missions of up to 30 hours, flying from northern Australia as far as the Chinese coast to track Japanese fleet movements, they often removed much of the heavy armor on the belly of their planes to extend their fuel range, with the obvious trade off of higher risk. Oh, his entire sqaudron also got their tours extended more than once.

Posted at 10:10 AM

STILL TIME (BUT NOT MUCH) TO SAFELY ORDER NR BOOKS [Jack Fowler]
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Posted at 09:59 AM

BLEG--HUMVEES [Rich Lowry]
I have all the numbers about how we have increased the production of up-armored humvees recently, etc., etc. And have heard many times the line repeated by Rumsfeld the other day that getting more, faster is not a matter of money, but of sheer manufacturing capacity. But does anyone out there know enough about the manufacture of these things to explain why we just can't work triple shifts or open another plant or somehow build them faster?

Posted at 09:59 AM

&^%$@! [KJL]
Mineta is staying in the Cabinet.

Posted at 09:53 AM

WOMEN IN COMBAT, THROUGH THE BACK DOOR [KJL]
This is a disaster. It was one thing when feminists wanted to play social experimentation games when we were not at war, but now, it's just mind boggling.

Posted at 09:37 AM

THE CASE AGAINST HILLARY CLINTON [KJL]
Peggy Noonan goes back to the future.

Posted at 09:31 AM

YEAH, THAT'S MY SON EXACTLY! [KJL]
This Onion bit has got to resonate: Father to son: "I mean, you get more excited about the first Monday in October than your friends do about Super Bowl Sunday!"

Actually....could've been Adler, but he had hockey to keep him cool. (It's not like he was captain of the chess team.)

Posted at 09:30 AM

EUROPE'S BILL PRYOR [KJL]
Bill McGurn on Rocco Buttiglione (a charming man, btw, who I met briefly here at NR World Headquarters this week).

Posted at 09:11 AM

PICKERING RETIRES [Byron York]
Charles Pickering, the Mississippi judge whose nomination to the Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals was filibustered by Democrats, and who was then placed on the court by recess appointment, has announced that he will retire rather than ask to be re-nominated for another attempt at Senate confirmation. Pickering's statement, released yesterday:
My nomination and permanent appointment to the Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals has been pending before the full Senate for more than one year. The recess appointment given to me by President Bush on January 16, 2004 expires when Congress adjourns. Opposition by some Democratic senators prevented an up or down vote on my nomination. A minority of senators prevented the majority from confirming me to a permanent position on the Fifth Circuit. The actions of the minority leave me with no alternative than to retire as Congress adjourns.

I thank Senator Trent Lott for fighting for my nomination. He made Herculean efforts on my behalf. I thank Senator Thad Cochran for his consistent and steady support. I thank my son Congressman Chip Pickering who fought hard for my nomination, my reputation and the image of Mississippi. I thank President George Bush for nominating me in 2001, in 2003 and in 2004. I am grateful for his strong support throughout the process, including his invitation to the White House to support my nomination, and then for giving me the recess appointment.

My confirmation struggle lasted four years. Although I would prefer confirmation, I am in good spirits and at peace with the result. My faith is strong. I will continue to be involved in community and civic affairs. I will also speak out on issues relating to confirmation reform. I feel I can be a constructive voice in this vitally important debate.

The bitter fight over judicial confirmations threatens the quality and the independence of the judiciary. The mean-spiritedness and lack of civility reduces the pool of nominees willing to offer themselves for service on the bench. For the first time in the history of the Senate, judicial nominations were blocked by filibusters.

The recent election demonstrated that the American people rejected this unprecedented obstruction by the minority Senate leadership. Those voices will continue to be heard until the confirmation process is reformed and judicial filibusters ended.

Extreme special interest groups opposed my nomination primarily due to their hostility to any nominee with strong religious convictions who personally disagrees with them on abortion, marriage and references to God at public ceremonies and institutions. They demonstrate their intolerance and religious prejudices not just in opposing my nomination, but also that of the Catholic nominees who hold deep religious beliefs. These groups believe nominees with committed religious values are not qualified to serve on America’s federal courts, despite the fact that our judicial records, statements and testimony demonstrate a commitment to uphold the law and current precedents. These far left groups cowed Democrat leadership into opposing my nomination. In doing so, they pushed those Senators out of the American mainstream, some out of their Senate seats, and the Democratic Party out of entire regions of the country.

I thank all of the Republican Senators who without exception supported my nomination. I also thank Democratic Senators Zell Miller, John Breaux and Ben Nelson and the only Senate Independent, Jim Jeffords, for supporting my nomination and their courage to fairly examine my record.

I will always be grateful to the people of Mississippi - both black and white, both Democrat and Republican - who supported my confirmation with their prayers, their words of encouragement, letters of support and trips to Washington to speak on my behalf. The people of Mississippi are a constant source of encouragement to me and my family. Most of all I want to express appreciation to my wife who walks with me each day through this journey. Margaret Ann and I are at peace. I look forward to the opportunities to contribute to my State and community in the future. I am blessed by my experiences on the Court and the work of all those who serve the Court and the administration of justice.

Posted at 09:00 AM

TERESA TO JOHN KERRY: "HEY, IDIOT" [KJL]
From Cindy Adams:
SEN. John Kerry's wife: "The job of a political spouse is to say, 'Hey, idiot . . .' It enables the partner to remind the person of who they are — or were — and of the sudden discrepancies of that person's inner core. You have to be able to say to them, 'You didn't used to think like that.' "

Posted at 08:57 AM

PICTURE OF RICH IN CHAPS [John Hillen]
Hah! Rich discovered his inner Village Person after all and wisely wore chaps for pheasant shooting.

Rich, I didn’t both offering after you turned up your nose at the offer of my chaps (and bolted from my gear room with a wild look on your face), but had I known you’d take to the field unarmed, I’d have let you take my Berretta 12 gauge field gun with you. It will make a Manhattenite look like Buffalo Bill in one pull.

Posted at 08:51 AM

LIMITED HANGOUT [Tim Graham]
Ah-nuld and Maria are not releasing all of their tax information. This ought to be an interesting test case for media bias. In the last national election, the Democratic nominee's billionaire wife never really had to fully reveal her tax information. I wonder if the liberal media will make any fuss about the Gov.

Posted at 08:48 AM

JUST SAY NO TO ROBERTS [Tim Graham]
If Dan Rather is replaced on the CBS throne by the conventional-wisdom front-runner, White House reporter John Roberts, will the liberal bias problem at CBS improve? Nope.

Posted at 08:42 AM

"NEW ENGLAND TREASURE" [KJL]
David Brudnoy, from his deathbed, does his last radio show.

Posted at 07:04 AM

FEVER'S ABATED [Jonah Goldberg]
Waiting for a call from the Doc, but it looks like we're heading to the blue yonder.

Posted at 05:53 AM

RE: PICTURE OF EVERYTHING [KJL]
MEMORANDUM
TO: RL
FROM: KJL
RE: JG
Jonah officially banned himself from The Corner at 2:50 EST this morning.

Posted at 05:10 AM

ONE (REALLY) LAST WORD [KJL]
on the Powerline thing. Both Scott Johnson and John Hinderaker participated in our election-time Battlegrounders blog (we were delighted to have them), with Minnesota updates, so they can't think we suck too badly (i.e. however ill-advised, it was all in friendly jest).

Posted at 05:09 AM

STILL WAITING... [Jonah Goldberg ]
To be corrected.

Posted at 03:09 AM

WHAT IF ISRAEL'S NOT THE PROBLEM? [Jonah Goldberg ]

Great piece from Amir Taheri in the Jerusalem Post [Nod to Andrew Sullivan]:

In his recent foray into Ramallah, Britain's Foreign Secretary Jack Straw identified the Palestine-Israel conflict as the most important issue between the West and the Muslim world. Straw was echoing the conventional wisdom according to which a solution to that problem would transform relations between Islam and the West from what is almost a clash of civilizations to one of cuddly camaraderie.

But what if conventional wisdom got it wrong?

I have just spent the whole fasting month of Ramadan in several Arab countries, where long nights are spent eating, drinking coffee and, of course, discussing politics.

There are no free elections or reliable opinion polls in the Arab world. So no one knows what the silent majority really thinks. The best one can do is rely on anecdotal evidence. On that basis, I came to believe that the Palestine-Israel issue was low down on the list of priorities for the man in the street but something approaching an obsession for the political, business, and intellectual elites.

When it came to ordinary people, almost no one ever mentioned the Palestine issue, even on days when Yasser Arafat's death dominated the headlines. When I asked them about issues that most preoccupied them, farmers, shopkeepers, taxi drivers and office workers never mentioned Palestine. ....

"Right now there are 22 active conflicts across the globe in which Muslims are involved. Most Muslims have not even heard of most of them because those conflicts do not provide excuses for fomenting hatred against the United States.

Next time you hear someone say the US was in trouble in the Muslim world because of Israel, remember that things may not be that simple."


Posted at 03:06 AM

WOW... [Jonah Goldberg ]

So, the whole family's up because Lucy's got a post vaccine fever, and well, we do these things as a group (note: trip to Mexico may be postponed). So I thought since I'm up anyway, I'd just sneak every single thing Kathryn doesn't want in the Corner in here with a single link!"

Behold the picture of everything!


Posted at 02:50 AM

Wednesday, December 08, 2004

NETHERLANDS, INFANT EUTHANASIA, PETER SINGER & TYRANNY [KJL]
A doctor writing over at the site with the weird name.

Posted at 11:53 PM

BIZARRE [KJL]
The Internet always surprises--with little things, near every hour. All day today I've noticed a high volume of mail about a piece I did for Crisis in 2002 (many moons ago) on why young Catholics leave the Church. Turns out it was featured on a Catholic dating service today.

Posted at 11:28 PM

ROSE-COLORED CORNER [KJL]
My computer filters out websites, e-mails, anything that has "sucks" anywhere near "The Corner." Coulda saved ya grief, man. Life is hard enough, ya know?

Posted at 11:25 PM

"A REAL MAN KEEPS HIS COMMITTMENTS" [KJL]
Citizen Smash writes a letter to the deserter in the news (the dude looking for Canadian asylum). Warning: a harsh word or two, as you can imagine a vet might serve to such a type.

Posted at 11:21 PM

SPADER.... [Jonah Goldberg]
I'm heading to Cabo San Lucas in the AM. I'll be working a lot on the book but checking in here too as well. Keep hope alive, poke air holes in the box.

Posted at 11:04 PM

LAST UPDATE [Jonah Goldberg]
I got a nice note from Scott Johnson from Powerline. He offered a nice apology for the post and as far as I'm concerned this is all over. As I told him, if I had a dime for every time I blogged first and asked questions later, I'd have doubled my salary by now. Literally. No really, seriously...

Posted at 09:38 PM

JOURNALISTIC PRIVILEGE [Jonah Goldberg]

Re: Today's syndicated column:

Jonah:

As one who spent 15 years as all kinds of reporter – general assignment, cop shop, trials, features and, mostly, political and legislative – I was pleased to read your column on the subject of journalists’ so-called privilege in refusing to assist law enforcement investigations.

Especially telling was your mention of the paradoxical nature of the whole Joe Wilson kerfuffle – the press demanded the investigation and now faces the unpleasant question: do we help or not?

The reason I cited my experience is so I could make this following point with some legitimacy: You point out that journalists love to compare what they do to what doctors and lawyers do. In other words, they seek to ‘professionalize’ their jobs. That, to me, is just so much crap. Before I became a reporter, I spent a number of years as a carpenter, and I would compare the job of a reporter more to that of a tradesman. You don’t need advanced education to be a reporter or columnist. You should, ideally, know how to spell and use correct grammar. The rest is up to the innate talent of the individual.

I know where all this First Amendment absolutism and professionalization comes from. We got it, big ladles of it, spooned over us every day in J-school back in the 70s. Bob Woodward and Don Bolles were Lancelot and Galahad in our eyes, because that was what the faculty told us.

It wasn’t until much later that I came to realize that the burning zeal for afflicting the comfortable I had inhaled in college was just so much parsley.

The MSM is coming undone because the literate public is tired of the poseurs, as you said, in their ermine robes dispensing THE WORD. During the past election cycle, the guy behind the curtain was exposed for the hustler that he is. Bloggers far better educated than the scribbling and chattering classes took apart the silly “blockbusters” like Rathergate in no time flat. I still don’t know why so many people were surprised by this.

As always, it is a treat to read your work. All the best,


Posted at 09:22 PM

WHAT A SHAME [Jonah Goldberg ]

I like the Powerline Blog and I think those guys do a great job and seem quite decent folks from TV etc. Which is why I think this post is such a shame. I don't think comparisons are particularly fruitful, but it's childish and stupid to say -- hesitatingly or otherwise -- that the Corner "sucks" as a blog or as anything else. Well, okay, as a nuclear power plant or airborne laser volcano lancer it ain't to hot. But in this context, I think this was just plain lame, particularly considering the prize:

So long as our closest competitor for best overall blog in the Wizbang Best Overall Blog category was my own favorite blog -- Little Green Footballs -- I refrained from soliciting your votes for Power Line.

Now, however, we are within a shade of being overtaken for first place by NRO's The Corner. The NRO site is outstanding, easily one of the best on the Web. Despite the fact that almost all of NR's fine editors contribute to the Corner, I do not hesitate to say that as a blog The Corner -- how to put this? --sucks, or that Power Line is a better blog.

If you agree with me, will you please exercise your Aylward-given right as a citizen of the World Wide Web to vote once every 24 four hours for your favorite site in the Wizbang Best Overall Blog category? Thank you for your consideration.
Posted by The Big Trunk at 02:50 PM


Update: Um, to the emailers who've said nice things about the Corner, thanks. To those who thinks the Corner sucks, fine. To those who misread this post to the extent that they think I'm weepy about what the guys at Powerline think, put down the pipe. But in case the miscommunication was on my part, I'll just be clear. I don't take it very seriously. What I was calling lame was precisely that sentiment on their part. The Powerline post came across, to me at least, like a guy talking trash about an opposing chess team.


Posted at 05:43 PM

INTEL BILL [Rich Lowry]
passes Senate

Posted at 04:41 PM

SNOW [KJL]
stays

Posted at 04:22 PM

HUNTING REAX [Rich Lowry]
E-mail #1: “Glad that you enjoyed hunting with a Brittany (my husband and I showed and field trialed them) but don't tell Jonah that they're French-derived!”

E-mail #2: “No offense and good for you for trying and you'd be more than welcome to come up to NH and we'll show you a hunt, but man, if you wore a get-up like that up here, we'd tie you to the bumper, parade you around town and tell our friends about the `flatlander’ we caught.”

Posted at 04:12 PM

FYI [Rich Lowry]
I'm co-guest hosting the Alan Colmes radio show tonight, from 10 pm to 1 am.

Posted at 03:45 PM

MARK, [Rich Lowry]
You make an excellent point about the “intel” bill. The fact is that there is a bunch of stuff in there that doesn't directly bear on intel, whether it's wiretap authority, aviation security measures, more border guards, provisions related to money laundering, and attempts to beef up our public diplomacy, especially with regard to Pakistan and Afghanistan. To label this thing an intel bill and exclude tough immigration proposals drawn from the 9/11 report on that basis was basically a fraud.

Posted at 03:35 PM

JONAH, [Rich Lowry]
Good question! I was giving everyone the sanitized version earlier: after the gun exchange, I inquired whether maybe we could just try to stun the birds into submission by making a few loud bangs, and then suggested that we work with the field with half a dozen cats moving in a series of ever-enlarging concentric rings. I was told to shut up, put on my chaps, and get to know Casey, who appears here in a picture that could be captioned, “Hunting Poseur Poses with Hunting Dog.”

Posted at 03:12 PM

SHHHWEEEOOOOO! [Jonah Goldberg]

From a reader:

Jonah,
The Labrador Retriever is not a Canadian dog. Despite it's name the dag is an English breed. First called St.John hounds they were used by English fishermen fishing on the Grand Banks of Canada. The dogs were used to retrieve floats and fish. The breed was latter used as retrievers in England to retrieve birds. So Cosmo would not be doing any whining at the U.N.

Regards,

A life long Lab owner.


Posted at 03:05 PM

“INTEL” BILL? [Mark Krikorian ]
Naming something gives you power. The Democrats and the media picked the Senate’s name for the bill, “National Intelligence Reform Act of 2004,” as opposed to the original name of House bill, “9/11 Recommendations Implementation Act.” Once that happened, the immigration-control provisions, though lifted directly from the 9/11 Commission’s reports, could be labeled “extraneous,” and it became an uphill battle to keep them from being stripped out.

Posted at 03:02 PM

PHEASANT [John Derbyshire]
Rich: I am sorry, though not very surprised, to see that you TOTALLY IGNORED my advice about hanging those birds. If you shot them last weekend, they would eat nicely around Epiphany. But you just won't listen, will you? If things go on like this, the adjective "gamy" will disappear from the language.

Posted at 02:25 PM

THE WAR ON DRUGS [Andrew Stuttaford]
"Washington, DC, Dec. 6 (UPI) -- A U.S. lawmaker who visited Afghanistan says Osama bin Laden uses cash from heroin sales to pay bodyguards and buy off Pakistani war lords. Rep. Mark Steven Kirk, R-Ill., said bin Laden's al-Qaida terror organization is reaping $28 million a year in illicit heroin sales, the Washington Times reported Monday."

The war on drugs or the war on Islamic extremism. Choose one. You can't fight both.


Posted at 01:40 PM

RE: ANDREW STUTTAFORD ON LILY DALE [Rick Brookhiser]
"None of them would have been seen dead in a place like this..."

Andrew is the BEST!!

Posted at 01:40 PM

FREE SPEECH, R.I.P. [Andrew Stuttaford]
It's not only Mr. Bean who is attacking Britain's Home Secretary over his plans to muzzle religious debate in Britain. Even by the rock-bottom standards of the Blair government, however, his defense of the proposed law is remarkably dishonest:

"The offence will not criminalise material that just stirs up ridicule, prejudice, dislike, contempt or anger or which simply causes offence."

As the minister well knows, the mere existence of this law will give a tool to religious bigots, particularly, I suspect, on the Islamic extreme, to threaten their critics with prosecution. Even if there actually are no prosecutions, the mere threat of litigation (plus the inevitable embarassment, legal expenses and so on) will have a chilling effect on free speech, and if there's one thing that is needed to combat the superstition and hatred of Muslism extremism., it's more free speech, not less.

This law should not be passed.


Posted at 12:53 PM

MORE INTELLIGENCE REFORM [Rich Lowry]
E-mail: "Yesterday morning, Andrea Mitchell said the same sort of thing on Imus's show.

Here's what I predict for the next week. We're going to be getting the MSM expressing concerns about putting so much intel power in the hands of one person. Then we'll get editorials bringing up fears that Bush could appoint another Bill Casey.

Maybe this is the MSM version of balance -- being for a bill until it passes, then being against it."

Posted at 12:42 PM

ROBERT KUTTNER... [Rich Lowry]
...has an intriguing op-ed in the Boston Globe endorsing a national ID card, for liberal reasons. Here is his argument on immigration:

"The second big reason involves immigration and labor rights. We try to control our borders, but millions of foreigners overstay tourist or student visas or slip in illegally, in order to work. They are able to take jobs because business wants them here to work for low wages and be conveniently frightened of exercising their labor rights.

Our immigration laws require workers to have proof of lawful status, but employers are not punished if the papers turn out to be forgeries, which are easy to obtain. It's much harder to forge a passport-quality national ID card.

So let's decide just what level of immigration we want, make it possible for those immigrants currently working in the country to regularize their status, and then use a national ID card to make clear who is able to work -- and to freely exercise rights as workers without fear of being deported."

Posted at 12:42 PM

MORE ON IRAQ [Rich Lowry]
Interesting tidbits in that Washington Post story on Syria and Iraq. Disturbing news from the Green Zone:

"As described by defense officials, new intelligence on the insurgency suggests some other emerging problems, such as how extensively U.S. operations in Iraq have been penetrated by members of the insurgency and by people sympathetic to it.

The Green Zone in central Baghdad, home of the U.S. Embassy and the offices of the interim Iraqi government, is especially 'overrun with agents,' said one Defense Department official who recently returned from Iraq. One activity that has been noticed is that when major convoys leave the zone, Iraqi cell phone calls from the zone seem to increase, he said. An additional concern is that the insurgency seems to be using some Iraqi companies to get into U.S. bases, he said."

And I had no idea that we used to take the families of insurgent leaders hostage, which is what this passage seems to suggest:

"The argument over the nature of the insurgency has also provoked some infighting over a classified briefing given late last month to Rumsfeld about steps U.S. forces could take in Iraq to put down the militants. One of the slides in the briefing, delivered by Army Brig. Gen. Kevin Bergner, deputy director for Middle Eastern affairs on the staff of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, recommended actions that would 'intimidate the intimidators.'

Some U.S. officials in Baghdad resented the briefing, which they saw not only as a form of long-distance micromanagement but also as misguided in its recommendations. For example, some fear that it could lead to a resumption of the tough tactics used sometimes last year as the insurgency emerged, such as taking families hostage to compel an insurgent leader to turn himself in. Subsequent internal Army reviews have criticized such tactics as counterproductive."

Posted at 12:39 PM

CABO WIFI [Jonah Goldberg ]
Thanks so much for all the help. The most exciting news is that Señor Greenberg's 24 hour Mexicatessen has Wi-Fi. I know where that is, so I'm set. Thanks.

Posted at 12:39 PM

MUSHARRAF [Rich Lowry]
I've always been a Musharraf sketic. Worth noting that Jim Hoagland, who has traditionally been very tough on him, reports progress:

"At the top of the list were President Pervez Musharraf of Pakistan and Ghazi Yawar, the interim president of Iraq. To listen to their accounts, American help has begun to turn the tide against al Qaeda and other Islamic terrorist networks of the region, and opened the way to vital elections in Iraq in January.

You have every right to be skeptical about their accounts. Their fates are on the line. It is not in their interest to express doubts or dangers to scribes. My own skepticism about Musharraf's promises to the Bush administration has been stated here often and directly.

But when you hand a Pakistani general a club with which to belabor India's leadership and he declines to swing it, you know some things have changed. He turned away my question about India's intentions by noting that New Delhi is working with Pakistan toward peace and 'is looking in a more westerly direction' in foreign policy."

Posted at 12:36 PM

RE: PHEASANT [Jonah Goldberg]
Rich - Glad to hear it went well. I've never been hunting of any kind, though I've shot plenty of guns. That said, one question: Did you ask for a bird-cat? Or was the bird-dog your only choice?

Posted at 12:28 PM

SECOND JUMP [Rich Lowry]
Also over the weekend I made my second skydiving jump. I never thought I would do it again, but the first really stuck with me and I had to accompany a friend--who went through the training, but didn't manage to jump because the daylight ran out the first time we went--back to the airfield anyway. The second time was less scary, but also less searingly intense, which is what made the first one so notable. My circle of awareness was larger on the free-fall, so I got a better look at the horizon and the ground going down. I will never make it a hobby, but I can see how people get so attached to it--for a couple of days after you've jumped everything else seems so slow and dull.

Posted at 12:23 PM

PHEASANT [Rich Lowry]
Just got off deadline from the magazine, so I thought I'd fill people in on my pheasant extravaganza from the weekend. I went with a buddy to this place that does guided hunts. We are terrible amateurs and have pulled the trigger on a shotgun maybe twice between us. It was a good time, but not without its awkward moments. I thought I had told the place we needed to rent shotguns. So we get there, they're expecting us, they seem to have everything ready for us and we drive out with our guide to the field. We got out of our vehicles, bundled up against the cold, and just as we're going to start into the field, the guide says, “Ok, lemme see your shotguns.” “Uh,” I say, “shotguns?” “Yeah, lemme see your guns.” “Uh, we need guns?” Looooong silence. But we eventually got guns and bagged a bunch of birds. A couple of those died, I hate to admit, through tragic-comic circumstances (well, not that comic if you're a bird), rather than our shooting. Our dog, a Brittany named Casey, was wonderful, a bundle of bird-seeking joy. And it turned out our guide was a member of the Heritage Foundation, so what could be more perfect? A friend cooked the birds for us--yes, using bacon--and it was a generally successful beginner's foray into red-state culture.

Posted at 12:14 PM

SMACK! [Jonah Goldberg ]
Eugene Volokh absolutely nails Slate for its shabby Bushism.

Posted at 11:56 AM

NOW THEY TELL US [Rich Lowry]
The media has been beating the drums for the intelligence bill, but now they tell us it may well do nothing to improve intelligence. From the Washington Post:

“But some experts say it is not at all evident how, or even if, the changes would help America's spies obtain secrets and aid analysts in determining the intentions of terrorists bent on striking again or worrisome nations developing weapons of mass destruction.

The most significant changes target the top of the intelligence bureaucracy, rather than the field officers, agents and intercept operators who do the work of recruiting spies, penetrating organizations or finding and disrupting plots in motion.”

Wasn't that always obvious? And from the New York Times: “The question is whether the changes will make much of a difference in combating terrorism and weapons proliferation, two of the major national security challenges facing the intelligence services. On that question, even some supporters of the legislation to overhaul intelligence acknowledge their own agnosticism.”

What a waste of time.

Posted at 11:42 AM

IRAN & SYRIA [Rich Lowry]
The Washington Post on fears about Iran's influence in Iraq and worries about the insurgency being aided from Syria.

Posted at 11:36 AM

KING WEEK WEDNESDAY [Jack Fowler]
Who cares about Kofi Annan or democracy in the Ukraine? Today’s most pressing inquiry is – what really happened to the entrails of the Duchesse de Montpensier, and why did the chevaliers flee Versailles? Florence King, in all her glorious misanthropy, lets you know the answer to that, and to much more, in this replay of one of her classic columns (from September, 1996), part of NRO’s King Week marathon. After you finish laughing, which you will, and while you are in the grips of adoration for Lady Florence, we suggest that you consider ordering the repository for all her fine NR columns, the acclaimed STET, Damnit! (it’s the perfect gift for that special someone with that special sense of humor).

Posted at 11:08 AM

MORE ON BEEF [Jonathan H. Adler]
A reader notes this nugget of wisdom from the Simpsons: "If God didn't want us to eat animals he wouldn't have made them out of meat."

Posted at 11:07 AM

FOURTH ESTATE OF PRIVILEGE [Jonah Goldberg ]
Me on the journalistic privilege stuff.

Posted at 10:58 AM

DUDE..... [Jonah Goldberg ]
I mean, like, dude...

Posted at 10:47 AM

DOG PATRIOTISM [Jonah Goldberg]

From a reader:

Dear Jonah: I have a Labrador Retriever, am I being un-american for having a "Canadian" Dog? What's your policy on " Axis of Weasel" breeds like the German Shephard or the French poodle? Maybe I should be asking Cosmo...

This is a difficult question if only for my serious bias against poodles, not entirely because they're French so much as that they're, well, poodles (sorry Peter). Though I have met poodles I've liked, a little. But in general, I don't believe that dogs buy into the nation-state paradigm at all. Canine loyalty is to the tribe, to the family, the pack. In that sense dogs are very American breeds in that they're loyalties do not attach at all to genetic kinship. If this reader we're right than Cosmo -- allegedly half-lab, half Australian cattle dog -- would be very confused indeed. On the one hand he'd want to fight by America's side no matter what the sacrifice and then he'd turn right around and whine about us to the UN.


Posted at 10:38 AM

BUCHANAN VS. YUSHCHENKO [KJL]
In a Guardian-heavy column, Pat Buchanan gives Putin reason to smile:
John Laughland writes in the Guardian of the double standard our media employ: "Enormous rallies have been held in Kiev in support of the prime minister, Viktor Yanukovich, but they are not shown on our TV screen. ... Yanukovich supporters are denigrated as having been 'bussed in.' The demonstrators in favor of Yushchenko have laser lights, plasma screens, sophisticated sound systems, rock concerts, tents to camp in and huge quantities of orange clothing; yet we happily dupe ourselves that they are spontaneous."

Laughland is saying the Yushchenko demonstrations may be as phony as that U.S-Albanian war in the Dustin Hoffman-Robert DeNiro film Wag the Dog....

Posted at 10:24 AM

RICK BROOKHISER [KJL]
on the medical-marijuana case.

Posted at 10:10 AM

WHY BEEF TASTES SO GOOD [Jonathan H. Adler]
On the way to work I saw a decrepit vehicle with the usual assortment of leftie bumperstickers. One in particular caught my eye: "Vegetarians taste better." This would explain why so many of us like beef so much.

Posted at 09:57 AM

TARANTO ON ROE [Ramesh Ponnuru]

In yesterday’s Wall Street Journal, James Taranto had a short op-ed arguing that it would be good for Democrats, and bad for Republicans, if Roe were overturned. Maybe he’s right. But there are two weak points in his analysis. First, he suggests that the official position of the Republican party is to “ban all or most abortions,” and that “[o]pinion polls consistently show that only a small proportion of Americans favor” this “extreme” view. You can certainly find polls in which people say they don’t want to ban all or most abortions. But you can also find many polls in which a majority of people say that they want to ban abortion with exceptions for rape, incest, and the life of the mother—which is to say, they want to ban almost all abortions. The polls don’t “consistently” show that only a small proportion of Americans favor a general prohibition. Second, Taranto assumes that pro-lifers would be dumber politically than pro-choicers in a post-Roe world. He assumes, that is, that pro-lifers would immediately push for a ban on abortion everywhere rather than, say, a ban on third-trimester abortions that would put Democrats in a corner. (I've written about this possibility before, when Stuart Taylor Jr. made the same argument as Taranto.)

Come to think of it, there's a third flaw in Taranto's argument. He says that the smartest thing congressional Republicans could do after Roe would be to leave the issue to state legislatures. If the rest of his analysis were correct, however, it would mean that serious political damage would then be done to Republican state legislators and governors. But if the rest of his analysis is unsound, as I think, then it would make a lot of sense to let states address the issue right after Roe went. (Incidentally, I think it's a very good thing that people, including people who favor legal abortion, are starting to think more about life after Roe.)


Posted at 09:54 AM

BIGGEST SCANDALS [Jonah Goldberg ]

Picking up from yesterday's conversation, here are some nominations from readers to compete with the Oil-for-food scandal and Derb's suggestions:

I nominate reunification of Germany. Several months before that West German government "exchanged" East German's savings at 1:1 rate when the market exchange rate was actually 20:1. The government implicitly recognized that it was really a gift rather than exchange by putting relatively small caps on the amounts to be "exchanged". I estimate that Helmuth Kohl's government thus gave away at least $40 billion to induce East Germans to vote for him. It was effectively a Money-For-Votes scheme.

And...

Hello Jonah,

Maybe not inflation wise, but % of GDP.

Wasn't the pelop..... the war between ancient Sparta and Athens instigated
by an Athenian charlatan spending the common defense fund on public works
for his own aggrandizement ?

I think we have to restrict the definition of scandal to free societies.
How could the Ming dynasty be monetarily scandalous? All the money was
already theirs.

And...

Jonah One of my favorite scandals involved one of Alexander the Great's generals. I believe that it was Eumenes. Hanson can correct me if I am wrong. Alexander's conquests pretty well captured the entire Persian treasury. Now, remember that the Persian fiscal policy was "tax and horde". Thus, the treasury consisted of thousands of talents of gold bullion. Alex seized the tresuries at Babylon and Persepolis. I am away from my references (I am at work), but I believe that the latter was 10,000 talents. Since a talent is 60 lbs, or perhaps with gold, the equivalent value to 60 lbs of silver, that's a lot of gold. Alexander's fiscal policy was "seize and spend". To spend it, it had to be minted into coins. The lucky guy put in charge of this was allowed to become fabulously wealthy by keeping one out of every twenty gold coins he minted, or 5%. This was his legal cut. Eumenes is alleged to have kept for himself 10%. This is how he financed his own military escapades after the death of Alexander. Imagine graft on the order of a bonus of 3000 lbs of gold (or silver) in 320 BC.

And...

Jonah,

How about thirty pieces of silver for the life of the Son of God? By my calculations, if we correct for inflation and fluctuations in the price of silver, it would be about a bajillion dollars.


Posted at 09:18 AM

ODD QUESTION [Jonah Goldberg ]

Does anyone out there know if Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, has any WiFi hotspots, internet cafes etc? My in-laws have rented the same place they got last year and we're going. But dial-up was unworkable last year.



Posted at 09:10 AM

USING CANADA [KJL]
An e-mail:
I must sadly admit I have passed myself off as a Cannuck. I was in my mid-twenties, living in France/Germany. Any time I made a social blunder and someone would mutter something derogatory about Americans, I would say '…but I'm Canadian'.

Posted at 09:05 AM

CANUCK WANNABES [KJL]
What idiocy.

Posted at 08:39 AM

OH PLEASE, CANADA [Tim Graham]
The deserter Michelle Malkin referred to is covered in today's Washington Post. The headline? "Former Marine Testifies to Atrocities in Iraq: Unit Killed Dozens of Unarmed Civilians Last Year, Canadian Refugee Board Is Told." Doesn't that headline suggest that the Post believes the stories, since it doesn't use words like "Claims"? The subheadline could at least reflect the other side of the story. The subhead could have read: "Military says 'nothing has been substantiated.'"

Posted at 08:25 AM

BETTER BASEBALL THROUGH CHEMISTRY? [Tim Graham]
George Will gets the Barry Bonds steroid fiasco just right today: "Professional athletes stand at an apex of achievement because they have paid a price in disciplined exertion -- a manifestation of good character. They should try to perform unusually well. But not unnaturally well. Drugs that make sport exotic drain it of its exemplary power by making it a display of chemistry rather than character -- actually, a display of chemistry and bad character."

Posted at 08:22 AM

SANTA’S COMING, BUT IT’S NOT TOO LATE [Jack Fowler]
to order NR’s acclaimed kids books for Christmas. Fair question: why NR’s books? I’ll let the respected reviewers at Catholic Parent magazine answer: they said NR’s “excellent, wholesome,” books are “certain to broaden the horizons (mental and spiritual) of children and adults who love them.” And our “beautiful” and “lavishly illustrated” books contain “wonderful children's stories by great writers that will delight, entertain and nourish your youngsters and teenagers. Described by the publishers as ‘'a happy voyage back to the golden era of children's literature,’” NR kids books are “precisely that.” Wow! So get a move on: order what will be one of the best Christmas gifts you could ever give a kid, here. As they say, you’ll be glad you did.

Posted at 08:15 AM

"IMMACULATE CONTRACEPTION" [KJL]
Brilliant, inoffensive marketing plan for "emergency" contraception. (Shockingly, it was eventually aborted.)

Posted at 05:13 AM

BLACK ADDER [KJL]
gets political.

Posted at 05:12 AM

AMERICAN IN NAME ONLY [KJL]
Michelle Malkin on the Army deserter who's hoping on Canadian asylum. Note: This isn't your father's deserter, the guy has a website.

Posted at 05:11 AM

BOYCOTTING MACY'S? [KJL]
For using "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas."

Not sure that will catch on as long as there are...well, coupons...in every major paper.

Posted at 05:07 AM

BTW [KJL]
I think you'll enjoy Roger talking out of school about Academy Awards voting.

Posted at 04:49 AM

ROGER SIMON [KJL]
looks into Putin's soul and sees a KGB man.

Posted at 04:47 AM

HAPPY HANUKKAH [KJL]
Here's the president's holiday message.

Posted at 04:40 AM

HEROIN IS SO PASSE [Ramesh Ponnuru]
(And no, I can't figure out how to put an accent mark on that.) The great Radley Balko has an article on all the comparisons people have made between whatever they dislike and heroin. It doesn't quite establish which if any of these comparisons are inaccurate. I would think that from the perspective of at least some libertarians, all of them are sound and the truth is that heroin isn't all that bad. Many people will find the comparison he cites by Jeffrey Satinover between heroin and pornography nutty. I find it rather interesting.

Posted at 12:00 AM

Tuesday, December 07, 2004

MORE KRUGMANANIA [Ramesh Ponnuru]
here.

Posted at 11:03 PM

BLOGGER SHAMELESSLY [KJL]
begs for a link from The Corner.

Jeepers, I'm giving in too easily tonight. Usually I require gifts in addition to subscription plugging and buying. I'll be tougher tomorrow, so send your bribes to 215 Lexington....

Kay Jewelers still hasn't paid for my refexive defense, for the record.

Posted at 09:18 PM

SIGH [KJL]
Intel bill passes House

Posted at 09:06 PM

AND SPEAKING OF BERRY [KJL]
She has "resigned" this evening. (Her term was actually up already so "resigned" isn't quite accurate, but you get the idea.

Posted at 08:55 PM

YUSCHENKO WAS POISONED [KJL]
Doctors confirm.

Posted at 08:46 PM

FOX [KJL]
Our friend Peter Kirsanow will be on Hannity and Colmes around 9:30 EST talking Mary Frances Berry and the Civil Rights Commission.

Posted at 08:40 PM

ANOTHER "PRETTY DISGUSTING" [Ramesh Ponnuru]
conservative "hack" criticizes Sen. Reid.

Posted at 07:07 PM

LEFT2RIGHT [Ramesh Ponnuru]
A new site where left-wing academics try to figure out what they should say to red-state Americans (other than, "We surrender"). Some worthwhile posts.

Posted at 07:00 PM

"GETTING OLD" INDEED [Jonah Goldberg ]

Sam Rosenfeld at Tapped whines that conservatives play the race card too much when it comes to defending Thomas, Rice et al. "This pose of faux-racial sensitivity that Republicans adopt reflexively whenever a minority conservative gets criticized is really pretty disgusting -- and it's really getting old," he writes after posting a long excerpt from Hannity and Colmes.

In one sense I think he makes a fair point. But frankly, I just don't think liberals like the gang at Tapped have much credibility when it comes to this sort of gripe (remember their insistence that Hillsdale is racist because it showed some white kids in an ad with a tagline "remember the good old days?").

The argument that Hannity uses, I suspect, would not raise an eyebrow (at least not in public) from Rosenfeld and his colleagues were it to come from Mary Francis Berry, Julian Bond et al and if it was aimed at conservatives. Indeed, Hannity's argument is exactly the sort of thing we hear every day from liberals. He's pointing to disparate impact, in effect. I think this is a shabby form of argumentation, but if liberals are going to insist that A) this sort of thing is not only fair when they do it, but B) that it is a moral obligation to translate this logic into law and that C) anyone who disagrees is in effect a racist, they should keep their traps shut when their opposition buys into it. Rosenfeld can gripe about bad arguments getting old after spending his entire adult life being accused of racism because he opposes giving the sons of rich black doctors preferential treatment over the daughters of poor whites, Asians, Jews, et al. Or when he applies this complaint in defense of conservatives who've whethered such accusations unjustly. Until then he should celebrate the victory Hannity's argument represents.

But, hey, maybe, I've missed Rosenfeld's color-blind philosophy on display in the past. I eagerly await the opportunity to correct my impression.


Posted at 06:58 PM

OF COURSE... [Jonah Goldberg]
Mankind's first dream was for Shakers with frick'n lasers on their heads. Alas, between their luddism and anti-natalist policies this plan was doomed.

Posted at 06:38 PM

ONE GIANT LEAP... [Jonah Goldberg]
Toward humanity's eternal dream of sharks with frick'n lasers on their heads.

Posted at 06:21 PM

WHAT'S THAT, K-LO? [Jonah Goldberg]
I couldn't hear you over the sound of my money-counting....

Posted at 05:32 PM

IS WIZBANG [KJL]
(the Weblog Award peeps) paying Jonah?

Posted at 05:12 PM

MY ENDORSEMENT [Jonah Goldberg]
For best military blog obviously would go to my military guys at Arrrghhh! I just assumed that was a given.

Posted at 05:04 PM

WITH APOLOGIES TO BROOKE ASTOR [Peter Robinson]
From a reader:
Your statement about Vincent Astor being 'in the womb' on the TITANIC was waaaay wrong. Vincent was born in 1891, the son of John Jacob and Ava (Pilling, or Pulling). He never had children. There was a sister Alice, too, who married two or three times and had four children in total, I believe. Brooke had been married previously and had a son (at least one), John Marshall.

Vincent was in disbelief at the news of the TITANIC, went to meet the Carpathia etc. Because the trip to Europe by his father was the latter's wedding-trip, JJA had not revised his will so Vincent inherited most of the fortune.

The 'babe in the womb' became another John Jacob Astor, and was an international 'playboy' and in assorted scrapes and scandals, a media celebrity in the 40s and 50s. He was quite the reverse of Vincent!

Vincent's mother, after divorcing the TITANIC's John Jacob Astor, went to England and married Lord Ribblesdale. Alice died in '56 or '57 and Lady Ribblesdale in '58 (both in NY).

Posted at 04:42 PM

ANGELS WATCHING OVER THIS GARDEN OF ANGELS [KJL]
Woman who buries forsaken babies wins a $27 million jackpot.

Posted at 04:39 PM

BILL CLINTON [KJL]
gets nominated for a Grammy.

One potential problem for his legacy: He's up against the late Mr. Rogers.

Posted at 04:32 PM

THE BEEB [John Hillen]
I just got a call from the BBC asking me to do an interview about a report from some group called Iraq Revenue Watch, which is apparently critical of the Coalition Provisional Authority’s financial dealings. I said I’d only go on if we had a similar discussion of the UN’s Oil for Food program (or programme as it were). They declined.

Cowards

Posted at 04:23 PM

LAME DUCK ALREADY? [Tim Graham]
As the networks pronounce that Bush either get his (and their) way on intel-reform or he's one sorry lame duck before the second inauguration, let's recall that at this time in 1996, the networks were all ignoring the report (from the liberal Center for Public Integrity, no less) that Clinton had used the Lincoln Bedroom as a very regular fundraising gimmick. CBS found it more important to report on bisexual fruit flies.

Posted at 03:58 PM

BREITWEISER LITE [Tim Graham]
MRC's Brent Baker nails how ABC used anti-Bush 9/11 widows yesterday to slam the president and House Republicans for not folding immediately on the intelligence-reform bill. ABC didn't find it newsworthy that the women they selected were fervent Kerry partisans (one even appeared in a Kerry ad). 9/11 widows that love Bush are not defined as newsworthy.

Posted at 03:55 PM

CORRUPTION SCANDALS [John Derbyshire]
Jonah:

Well, it depends on how you quantify. Any pre-industrial bureacratic empire like China's -- or Tsarist Russia's, or the later Roman, or ancient Egypt -- needs more officials than it can actually pay, so the officials have to resort to corruption. (Though in Imperial China, at any rate, there were always a few stiff-necked officials, like the famous Hai Rui in the late Ming, who refused all bribes and favors.)

Maurice Collis, in FOREIGN MUD, his account of the Opium War, tells of a Senior Censor (that is, an imperial official whose job was to keep other officials in line) being sent down from Peking to find out what was going on on the south China coast in 1834. What was going on, of course, was widespread opium smuggling, with all the local Mandarins skimming profits from the trade. It was therefore necessary for the Mandarins to pay off the Censor. The bribe they assembled was so big it raised the price of gold by nearly 4 percent. (Op. cit., p.149.) In this case, too, though, an incorruptible official -- the famous Lin Zexu -- eventually showed up. (Though he later got blamed for the war and exiled to the remote northwest -- a case of no good deed going unpunished.)

Posted at 03:38 PM

AARP-ER’S FOR TRUTH [Rich Lowry]
Have gotten some heartening e-mails like this, in response to today’s column:

“Mr. Lowry -

I am a member of AARP. I reluctantly joined so that I could get some member benefits (lower hotel rates, etc., etc.). I say reluctantly, because, like you, I feel the AARP is a total 'rip-off organization' that is nothing more than a 'geezers' special interest group. I am 62 years old, and my wife is 63. We do not have any children, so therefore you might expect us to get all that we can get our hands on. However, first and foremost, we are citizens of the United States, and we do not like 'sticking' it to our fellow citizens. I will venture to say that if you were able to survey many AARP members, that they would feel the same way. The leadership of the AARP is like the leadership of any major union. They have the misguided notion that all they exist for is to enhance our benefits. Many of us believe in our country first. Please take this to heart, and keep digging in to the AARP ranks for further information. We are not all heartless.

As for myself, I plan to speak out within AARP (I am a new member) if this kind of mindless demagoguery keeps up, or I will quit any organization that puts their personal gain over the good of the nation.”

Posted at 03:20 PM

"STEP ASIDE" [KJL]
The DLC issues a correction: Wants Annan to "step aside" from the Oil-for-Food investigation, not as secretary general.

Posted at 03:04 PM

SHOCKING [Jonah Goldberg ]
Josh Marshall has a different take on Krugman today than Ramesh does.

Posted at 02:48 PM

W@CAMP PENDLETON [KJL]
An excerpt:
Our nation also honors the men and women who've been injured in the line of duty. I met some of these Americans. This Saturday, I'll be going to Bethesda to meet more. Many face a hard road ahead. They've inspired their comrades with their strength of will. General Sattler recently visited with some of the wounded in the Fallujah campaign. One Marine was pretty beat up, but when he saw the General, he lifted his hand and said, "Sir, I've still got my trigger finger. I can get back out there." That is the spirit of the Corps. And America will show the same sense of duty.

Posted at 02:43 PM

KRUGMAN ACCUSES CONSERVATIVES OF DISHONESTY! [Ramesh Ponnuru]

He writes today: "[T]he same people who claim that Social Security isn't an independent entity when it runs surpluses also insist that late next decade, when the benefit payments start to exceed the payroll tax receipts, this will represent a crisis--you see, Social Security has its own dedicated financing, and therefore must stand on its own.

"There's no honest way anyone can hold both these positions, but very little about the privatizers' position is honest."

There isn't even an inconsistency here, let alone dishonesty. Krugman would have a point if reformers had ever claimed that the Social Security surplus did nothing to balance the government's books. But they haven't. They recognize that the surplus does help with the total budget balance, and that future deficits will make the total budget picture much worse. That's a consistent treatment of Social Security as part of the government. (I'm using the phrase "help with the total budget balance" in a specific sense here: if you hold other spending and taxes outside of Social Security constant, the excess of payroll taxes over current benefits helps the total budget. If the existence of that excess makes it easier for Congress to cut other taxes and raise other spending, the statement ceases to be as true.)

What reformers have denied is that past and present Social Security surpluses help (or help much) with the deficits in the future. For more on the subject of Social Security, and Paul Krugman's standards of honesty, go here.


Posted at 02:35 PM

DOGGIE CAROLS, ANYONE? [Peter Robinson]
This our first Christmas season with Crusoe, our new puppy, and the kids have been asking a question to which I can’t for the life of me come up with an answer: What’s a carol that mention dogs?

“While shepherds watched their flocks by night.” “The cattle are lowing, the baby awakes.” “A partridge in a pear tree.”

Sheep, cows, birds. What about dogs.?

If one of the readers of this happy Corner could give me a carol that mentions canis familiaris, five children and their father would be thrilled. Please place “dog” in your subject line.

In the meantime, several correspondents have been kind enough to ask how Crusoe, now five months old, is doing. Wonderfully, thank you. The irresistible beast is settling right into the rhythms of family life--and growing. Here’s a shot I took this weekend:

Posted at 02:29 PM

DISSING CAL [Jonah Goldberg]

I want to be very clear: I don't care about this subject at all. I know nothing about it and desire to read no email or anything else on it. But in the interests of those who do, here's a note from a reader:

Jonah, Nobody in the Corner seems to give a twit that a supreme act of injustice has denied Cal its rightful berth in the Rose Bowl. It is outrageous that the #4 team the nation should be relegated to playing the #23 team . . . in the Holiday Bowl? Is that a ceramic something with trees and Santa Clauses on it that you put out at this time of year to hold the nuts? Besides, anyone with any sense of tradition at all knows the Rose Bowl is a Pac 10 POSSESSION, not to be invaded by interlopers. Come on; the BCS has to be an Islamist plot. Now I freely acknowledge that I am probably one of the very few Cal grads regularly in the Corner, but we need some support here!

Posted at 02:19 PM

RE: WELLS COLLEGE [KJL]
From a military reader:
Although its regrettable that another school will abandon single gender education, at least this one was the result of a freely made decision, which is reported to have been based on market conditions in the culture (i.e., dwindling demand). I much prefer this demise to the bitter experience of my alma mater, the Citadel, which was forced to admit women by Justice Ginsburg and the federal government in her opinion United States v. Virginia. As Justice Scalia said in his dissent,

"And all the federal military colleges -- West Point, the Naval Academy at Annapolis, and even the Air Force Academy, which was not established until 1954 -- admitted only males for most of their history. Their admission of women in 1976 came not by court decree, but because the people, through their elected representatives, decreed a change . . . Today, however, change is forced upon Virginia, and reversion to single-sex education [by publicly funded colleges] is prohibited nationwide, not by democratic processes but by order of this Court." See United States v. Virginia, 518 U.S. 515, 567-70 (1996).

I am glad that the SCOTUS showed mercy and left privately funded colleges to their own choices and market forces despite some private colleges for women receiving up to 19% of their budget from public sources. How magnanimous of Justice Ginsberg and the federal government to have allowed private colleges to continue as they desire. At least Wells has the freedom to run their school as they wish.

Posted at 02:18 PM

FOX [Rich Lowry]
FYI--scheduled to be on around 2:30 pm.

Posted at 02:14 PM

WORLD'S BIGGEST CORRUPTION SCANDAL [Jonah Goldberg ]

That's what NRO calls the oil-for-food scandal in our latest editorial (Note: I obviously didn't work on the editorial). This is a common talking point, and as far as I know it's entirely accurate. Still, I was wondering if there haven't been greater corruption scandals in history that we are discounting because we aren't accounting for inflation or because we've simply forgotten them. Unfortunately I don't know enough history. This is more of a question for Derb or VDH: were there greater scandals during say the Ming Dynasty? Or some other period from antiquity? What would be the top five? These are the sorts of questions the Corner exists to answer -- along with what's tatier Ring Dings or Ho-Hos?.


Posted at 02:14 PM

ANNAN [Ramesh Ponnuru]
Note that the standard liberal line is that DeLay has to step down the moment he's suspected of something, but we have to have actual proof in the case of Annan. Is there a mirror-image double standard among conservatives? I don't think so: DeLay hasn't presided over an institution that is enmeshed in possibly the largest political-financial scandal ever, and then stonewalled the investigation. (Which is not to say that Annan is the only party responsible here.) While I am not enthusiastic about the U.N., it does not seem obvious to me that Annan's staying is the way to salvage it. The DLC, no part of the "right-wing commentariat," is wiser about this than the FT.

Posted at 02:10 PM

KING WEEK [Jack Fowler]
Florence storms NRO every day this week as we replay the “Misanthrope’s Corner” for your enjoyment. Today’s column finds Miss King deep-frying Emeril, Martha, and other chefs notables. Enjoy, and come back for seconds by getting a copy of STET Damnit!.

Posted at 02:06 PM

HMMM [Andrew Stuttaford]
Charles Krauthammer in the Guardian:

"In 1864, 11 of the 36 states did not participate in the American presidential election. Was Lincoln's election therefore illegitimate? In 1868, three years after the security situation had, shall we say, stabilised, three states (and not insignificant ones: Texas, Virginia and Mississippi) did not participate in the election. Was Grant's election illegitimate? There has been much talk that if the Iraqi election is held and some Sunni Arab provinces (perhaps three of the 18) do not participate, the election will be illegitimate. Nonsense. The election should be held. It should be open to everyone. If Iraq's Sunni Arabs - barely 20% of the population - decide that they cannot abide giving up their 80 years of minority rule, which ended with 30 years of Saddam Hussein's atrocious tyranny, then tough luck. They forfeit their chance to shape and to participate in the new Iraq. "
Posted at 02:03 PM

MISSING THE BIG PICTURE [Jonah Goldberg ]

Josh Marshall and Nick Confessore both find this passage from the Financial Times compelling:

The witch-hunt against Kofi Annan and the United Nations over the Iraq oil-for-food scandal is, quite simply, a scandal all on its own. The leaders of this lynch mob in the US Congress and the rightwing commentariat are not gunning for Mr Annan so much as aiming to destroy the UN as an institution. That would be a disaster - for all of us, including, especially, the US. ...

First, the oil-for-food policy was devised and run by the member states of the UN Security Council, not by the UN Secretariat. All of the roughly 36,000 contracts were approved by a Security Council committee dominated by the US and the UK. Of these, about 5,000 were held up. But objections were entirely about imports to Iraq that might have offered Baghdad dual-use technology with which to reconstitute its weapons programmes. There was not one objection about oil-pricing scams, although UN officials brought these to the attention of the committee on no fewer than 70 occasions. ...

If the independent inquiry headed by Paul Volcker, the former Federal Reserve chairman, finds any UN official complicit in Iraq's roughly $4.4bn oil price skimming, then that person should have his diplomatic immunity lifted and be prosecuted. But there is nothing here to be laid at the door of Mr Annan, even though the lobbying activities of his son Kojo, who was still receiving severance payments from a company seeking Iraq's trade after oil-for-food started, will have hurt him.

Confessore is particularly vexed by the fact that Republicans who don't like the UN at all are claiming to care about the UN's credibility in the wake of the oil-for-food scandal. Now, while I haven't followed it that closely, I do think the FT's point about the Security Council deserving more blame is a sound one.

Nevertheless, as someone who has consistently stood on solid principle that the UN sucks (let's not gild the lilly), let me see if I can clarify what is not an inconsistent position at all.

Countless liberals have imbued the UN with a glowing moral stature that has never existed. Because they want the UN to be great, they often lapse into believing the UN is great. A classic case of confusing ought and is. Meanwhile, people like me see the UN as a flawed institution which relentlessly exploits this misperception. But, because UN-lovers have so skewed the debate, it is almost impossible to persuade the unpersuaded that the UN sucks unless you speak in "responsible" terms. Saying US out of the UN, UN out of the US in "sophisticated" company is seen as no less antediluvian than fretting about fluoridated water sapping our precious bodily fluids. And, since it's not going anywhere (sigh) one must fight for the changes one can. Holding Kofi accountable for that hothouse of sanctimony and quasi-legalized corruption seems like a nice place to start. I know a lot of liberals who loathe, say, Fox News but who constantly use the same language -- "losing it's credibility" etc -- that the Republicans Confessore dislikes are using about the UN. Should liberals who think the world would be better off without Fox News be considered inconsistent hypocrites for sounding like they actually care about Fox's credibility?


Posted at 01:59 PM

MATH EVEN NEA MEMBERS CAN UNDERSTAND [Michael Graham]
The latest round of international testing is out, and as usual, American high school kids finished behind Poland, Spain and the Slovak Republic in math. Interestingly, the New York Times notes something the Washington Post leaves out: “The United States was also cited as having the poorest outcomes per dollar spent on education.”

Even an American math student should be able to see the lousy deal for taxpayers here. Who wants to bet that these results will inspire Democrats to demand more money—and not more accountability—for the government schools?

Posted at 01:52 PM

BROOKS AND THE CULTURE WAR [Jonah Goldberg]

I've received numerous emails conveying this sentiment:

Jonah,

As a prolife pro-big-family conservative, I assure you, it's not, as Brooks suggests, that we are "too busy to fight the culture wars". We do our part every day. It just doesn't make the evening news.

What WE DON'T DO is carve out time from work and school to take our kids to ridiculous protest marches, bang bongo drums in the streets, wear stupid contumes, chant silly slogans, and disrupt other people's businesses and schedules.

Or is that what Brooks really means when he refers to being "active in the culture wars"??


Posted at 01:43 PM

STEYN ON CRIME [Andrew Stuttaford]
Here's Mark Steyn on violent burglary in Britain, a crime that has been made far, far more likely by the determination of the Blair government to keep guns out of the hands of the law-abiding, and to otherwise penalize those householders who want to defend themselves.

"The British establishment's current complacent approach accepts that ever greater and ever more violent crime is a fact of life, rather than a historical aberration encouraged by the unprecedented constraints placed on the law-abiding and the boundless licence extended to the criminal class. That policy leads remorselessly to more deaths, and to lives lived under small but ever more insidious and corrupting restrictions. The Tories' big mistake was their failure to understand that "freedom" isn't just about consumer choices or buying your council flat. It's also about being free to defend your home - after all, you're there on the scene and the West Midlands Police 24-Hour Crime Hotline answering machine isn't. And an assertive citizenry, confident in its freedoms and its responsibilities, is a better bet for long-term survival than the passive charges of the nanny state. If... the police persist in victimising the victims of crime, then I hope we'll see widespread jury rebellion and a refusal to convict."


Posted at 01:42 PM

FINGERS CROSSED [Jonah Goldberg]

There's no informed reason for optimism, but it'd be nice if this panned out:

CAIRO (Reuters) - Palestinians and Israelis have agreed in principle to proposals aiming to end their conflict, Egypt's official news agency MENA said on Tuesday.

Quoting unidentified high-level sources, it said the steps, including an Israeli-Palestinian cease-fire, had the support of both the United States and the European Union.

There was no immediate official comment from Israel, the Palestinians or from Egypt which has tried to play the role of mediator in previous efforts to ease Israeli-Palestinian violence.

"High-level sources confirmed an important understanding -- reaching the point of an agreement in principle -- has been completed between Egypt, Israel, the Palestinians and several active international parties, America and Europe, regarding a comprehensive settlement to the Israeli-Palestinian struggle," MENA said.

Update Another positive sign.


Posted at 01:29 PM

DANG.... [Jonah Goldberg ]

Good thing this isn't a fireable offense at NR.


Posted at 01:24 PM

CLASSIFIED CIA CABLE WARNS OF DANGER OF LEAKS [KJL]
Cute. (From Scrappleface, who never threatened my dog.)

Posted at 01:19 PM

KOFI MUST GO, PART 2 [KJL]
The movement grows--our editorial today.

Posted at 01:11 PM

WHAT DOES IT TAKE....? [Jonah Goldberg ]

In the last tape to come out, Osama Bin Laden admitted that he was behind the 9/11 attacks. But the BBC writes: "The Taleban had given sanctuary to Osama Bin Laden and members of his al-Qaeda network, who are accused of carrying out the attacks."

In related news, a new museum exhibit dealing with Adolf Hitler, who was accused of ruling the Third Reich which was alleged to have killed many Jews and others, opened today...


Posted at 01:11 PM

RE: THE VIRGIN BIRTH [KJL]
An Advent moment from Amy Wellborn (very RC, btw).

Posted at 01:04 PM

RE: RE: NATALISM & NOSTALIGIA [Jonah Goldberg]

Ramesh -- Very good point. But isn't this a round-about way of discussing the more basic fact that conservatives, cultural and otherwise, are now overwhelmingly Republican and the demographic trends that are associated with conservatives are now -- as you say -- associated with Republicans?


Posted at 12:57 PM

"FEWER" & NATALISM [Jonah Goldberg ]

My old boss Ben Wattenberg (for whom I was studying TFR's and UN population projections) has come out with a new book demography called Fewer about declining birth rates. From Andy Ferguson's column:

``Our traditional view of those countries is completely outdated -- the population explosion and all that,'' Wattenberg says. ``Forty years ago, less developed countries averaged about 6 children per woman. Now it's about 2.8 -- still a growing population. But the UN projects it will fall to 1.85 --a declining population.''

Wattenberg sees world population, now 6.4 billion, trending to 8 billion over the next several decades, then beginning to fall. At a 1.85 replacement rate, world population would decline to 2.3 billion people by 2300.

The great exception to these trends is the U.S., where the fertility rate is just below replacement and moving higher. The UN projects 400 million Americans by 2050, up from about 285 million. Much of the U.S. growth is fueled by immigration.

A Matter of Choice

So what does this all mean? ``Never before in history have populations chosen not to reproduce themselves,'' Wattenberg says. ``Declining populations have always been a result of plague or famine.''

For those people weaned on the small-is-beautiful humbug of the 1960s and '70s -- which saw humans as a kind of blight on a pristine planet -- news of a population implosion will be good news indeed. But for a ``pro-people'' futurist like Wattenberg, who sees human beings as a positive good and growth as a gift, the implosion carries ominous implications.

``The repercussions touch every aspect of our lives,'' he says. What is commonly called the ``aging problem,'' for example, is better understood as a low-fertility problem.

In 1950, 8 percent of Europeans were over 65. That percentage will rise, by 2050, to 28 percent.



Posted at 12:54 PM

RE: NATALISM NOSTALGIA [Ramesh Ponnuru]
"Was it not ever thus?" asks Jonah. I doubt it. I doubt, that is, that a state's white fertility rates correlated as strongly with its Republican percentage of the presidential vote in 1960 as it does now. Nor were inner-ring suburbs as Democratic in 1988 as they are now, or rural areas as Republican as they are now. Sure there are a lot of interrelated factors here, such as religiosity and family size, so it might be hard to say precisely what's driving the change, but surely there has been some change.

Posted at 12:49 PM

REPORTERS TRAIL IN POLL ON HONESTY AND ETHICS [Cliff May]
According to Gallup, they rank even lower than bankers, elected officials, and nursing home operators.

How come they didn’t ask about bloggers?

Posted at 12:40 PM

CHRISTMAS SHOPPING DURING LUNCH HOUR [KJL]
Use this link to give NRO a small piece of your purchase.

Posted at 12:09 PM

WAX NATIVITY [KJL]
What weird choices some of these are. Must be a British thing.

Posted at 11:58 AM

NATALISM NOSTALGIA [Jonah Goldberg]

As a guy who spent his first couple years in Washington having to learn about Total Fertility Rates and memorizing UN population projections, I find the new politics of birth rates fascinating, if oddly otherworldly. A decade ago, it was still a major talking point of the sophisticated left to talk about overpopulation, not just in the Third World but here. And not just because of immigration, but because Americans were supposedly having too many children. Of course, this argument was -- and still is -- linked to the notion that Americans are a disproportionate "drag" of the global environment. But that's a tangent will ignore for now.

As for Brooks' point as well as Ramesh's emailer, I'm not convinced that the political significance of red-state natalism isn't overblown (though I haven't read Steve Sailer's piece which many smart folks liked). Red states are culturally conservative. Culturally conservative people have more kids. People with more kids tend to be culturally conservative. People with lots of kids in liberal places tend to move to places that are more conservative. At some point, isn't this the repetition of basically the same point from different angles? The YaYa plant grows in blue soil. Plants in blue soil tend to be YaYa plants. And, besides, was it not ever thus?

I can see why the red-state natalism stuff might be an important longterm trend, but let's not forget that many of the red states tend to be underpopulated and the centuries-long American story of young people moving to cities for fun and opportunity isn't likely to end any time soon. Many red states consider the on-going brain-drain from their universities to out-of-state cities to be one of their most pressing problems.

Anyway, I'm not dismissing this as a non-story, I'm just not convinced this is the mammoth, important trend some people are claiming it to be.


Posted at 11:55 AM

JOHN SNOW [Ramesh Ponnuru]

Stephen Moore argues that he is a good man, that he is being treated shoddily, and that conservatives should get behind him. Based on my limited acquaintance with him, I'll agree with the first point. I'll agree with the second, too: That Washington Post leak was brutal. I can't agree with the third.

Moore says that Snow is right about the dollar, which should be set by markets and not politicians. I think that oversimplifies the issues involved, but let's assume Snow is right. Does it really make sense to have a Treasury secretary whose inartful comments roil the currency markets? (The second Treasury secretary in a row, I might add.)

Speaking of inartful comments: Moore defends Snow's pre-election remarks about the jobs situation in Ohio by not directly quoting them. The thrust of his remarks, Moore says, was accurate. Well, that's lovely. Cabinet secretaries are, however, supposed to have enough political competence to avoid saying things that can be taken out of context in a way that is damaging to the president. Appearing to say that job losses in Ohio were a "myth" was not at all helpful to Snow's boss.

And this record does make one wonder about what Snow might say while Congress is debating Social Security reform.


Posted at 11:27 AM

"NATALISM" AND POLITICS [Ramesh Ponnuru]

David Brooks notes the link between family size and party affiliation. (And he's got a good headline, too.) A friend emailed me yesterday about a related trend: "I was looking through some demographic numbers today and came across something very interesting in a publication by the National Center for Health Statistics. The data was from 2002 and show the median age of women in each state at first birth. In states where the median age at first birth is 24 or less, Bush won 199-3 in electoral votes. The only exception was DC. In states with a median age at first birth of 25, the electoral vote split was 118-87 in Kerry's favor. In states with a median age of 26 or more, Kerry won 131-0."

Brooks tries, unpersuasively, to minimize the political effects of the trend he describes. Politicians shouldn't "pander" to natalists because they are less interested in money than in values, and they should understand that the natalists are too busy to be culture warriors. Well, there's pandering and there's pandering. Federal tax policy has gotten much tougher on large middle-class families over the last few decades, and I suspect that they would appreciate a reversal of that trend. Social Security is an implicit tax on large families, and I can see a case for reducing its anti-natalist bias. As for the "culture wars"--horrible phrase--I suspect that large families do tend to have more conservative views on issues such as abortion. People with conservative social views must be more likely to have large families in the first place, and then having them reinforces those views. Can Brooks really think otherwise?


Posted at 11:13 AM

REID'S JUDGMENT [Mark R. Levin]
As we all know, Harry Reid attacked Clarence Thomas as an "embarrassment" and questioned Antonin Scalia's "ethics." But Reid is not the best judge of character. In September 2002, he told the Las Vegas Review-Journal that his disgraced colleague Robert Torricelli is "a man of class." Reid was the first congressional Democrat to cough up money for Torricelli's defense fund. And in June 2003, the Los Angeles Times, in an extensive story, described how Reid's sons and son-in-law collected millions in lobbying and legal fees representing corporate and municipal interests in Nevada and Washington. The Times reported that "[s]o pervasive are the ties among Reid, members of his family and Nevada's leading industries and institutions that it's difficult to find a significant field in which such a relationship does not exist." Too bad Tim Russert didn't have this information when he Reid appeared on his show on Sunday.

Posted at 11:05 AM

PEARL HARBOR & KARZAI [Jonah Goldberg]

Maybe it's just me, but I think there's a certain poetry that today is the anniversary of Pearl Harbor and it is also the date that the first popularly elected President of Afghanistan was sworn-in. 9/11 was our Pearl Harbor and just three years afterwards we've made taken this huge symbolic stride.


Posted at 10:58 AM

WELLS COLLEGE [KJL]
Seems like these students have a reason to be mad.

Posted at 10:44 AM

THAT'S HARSH [KJL]
An e-mail:
Today happens to be my 25th wedding anniversary. My father-in-law was the first to suggest our nuptials would be another great American disaster. The Charming and Delightful and I disagree.
Cheers to us, and doubly to NR for 50 great years. Congratulations!
Congratulations, of course, to you and your bride!

(BTW: I'm hearing from more than a few people who married or proposed/where proposed to on Dec. 7 on purpose.)

Posted at 10:35 AM

SINGLE WORD FREES CHILD PORNOGRAPHER [Jim Boulet Jr.]
The New York Times reports that a child pornographer's ten-year prison sentence was thrown out because of a single word in the law:
The law said that defendants like Mr. Pabon, who was convicted two years ago of advertising to receive or distribute child pornography over the Internet, should be fined or receive a mandatory minimum sentence of 10 years "and both."

The appeals court said this language "makes no sense."

We are reminded once again that opponents of official English are expecting our government to function in over 300 languages while our government is doing its best, not always successfully, to function in just one.

Posted at 10:32 AM

JONAH... [KJL]
...next someone threatens your dog, you can actually go directly to this site instead.

Posted at 10:29 AM

OVERHEARD ON NPR [KJL]
Meghan Gurdon, who was listening, tells me Karzai was not sworn in this morning, he was "installed."

Posted at 10:23 AM

WWW.SPITZER2006.COM [KJL]
NEW YORK (Reuters) - Crusading New York Attorney General Eliot Spitzer will announce Tuesday that he will run for governor in 2006, his spokeswoman Cindy Darrison said.

"He's announcing that he has decided to run for governor," Darrison said of the state's top prosecutor, who has used his office to take on Wall Street for fraudulent stock research, and mutual funds for overcharging ordinary customers.
I'm confused though. I thought "crusading" was a bad thing. Or only when it's a right-winger doing it?

Posted at 10:20 AM

IN MY ASININE OPINION GUY [Jonah Goldberg ]

Poor Frank J. he's been emailing me for weeks. He's threatened to kidnap Cosmo. He's flattered, he's cajoled, he's made some funny jokes. And all the while I've refused to endorse him as the best humor blogger in those now hopelessly befuddled Weblog Awards. Indeed, I turned my indifference up an existential notch. I refused to care who wins said award. But then James Taranto went and endorsed Scappleface as the funniest blog, or hairiest blogger or something. Again: the caring is not a huge priority. But poor Frank seems to care. Apparently Scrappleface is the one-eyebrowed baby to his Maggie Simpson. Right now he's huddled in the corner screaming "it burns! it burns!" but when I told him I'd put a good word in their for him, he started shrieking "Festival! Festival!" like the those Landru-worshipping Archons and gleefully twirling around the room like Michael Moore after those first bogus exit poll numbers came in.

So anyway, as Bernie Bernbaum says to Tom in Miller's Crossing, "look in your heart" and see if you can throw a vote or two towards this pathetic, twisted angry young man. You can read some of his stuff here and here. But please note, I am not disparaging Scappleface nor am I trying to engage Jim Taranto in a proxy war, though that might be fun.


Posted at 10:00 AM

PEARL HARBOR DAY [KJL]
Some sites to waste time on: here and here and here.

Posted at 09:54 AM

BURNING BED, REDUX? [KJL]
If a woman goes out and buys a hatchet to kill her abusive husband with, is it self-defense?

Posted at 09:50 AM

I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN [KJL]
Apparently a number of Corner readers have been banned from the Democratic Underground after very little effort.

Posted at 09:44 AM

BANNED FROM DEMOCRATIC UNDERGROUND [KJL]
Wow...that's gotta take a lot of work.

Posted at 09:32 AM

THE WASHINGTON SAINTS [KJL]
Man, Republicans are mean and dangerous!

Sorry...just reading E. J. Dionne. I'm sure glad Democrats don't obstruct (on say, judges?). I'm glad Dems aren't negative (Harry Reid on Thomas?, for a quick example).

"In the wake of President Bush's narrow reelection victory, there's much musing suggesting that Democrats are obligated to try to work constructively with the White House." I thought the noise I was hearing was complaining about Bush appointing "yes men" like...the Kellog's CEO to his Cabinet.

Ok, I'm stopping, I'm back...

Posted at 09:20 AM

THE SHIITES WILL VOTE [KJL]
Clergy rally Iraqi voters.

Posted at 09:11 AM

CHEESY RESPONSES TO CHEESY LINES [KJL]
More than one reader wants to know who put Baby in The Corner.

Posted at 09:09 AM

GOOD CHOICES FOR CIVIL RIGHTS COMMISSION LEADERSHIP [Roger Clegg]
The White House has announced that it wants Gerald Reynolds to be the new chairman of the U.S. Commission on Civil Rights and Abigail Thernstrom to be the new vice chairman. These are excellent choices. Reynolds was Assistant Secretary for Civil Rights at the Education Department in the first term, and Thernstrom, who is already on the commission, is a brilliant writer on civil-rights and related issues (her books included Whose Votes Count?, American in Black and White, and No Excuses). Reynolds was once legal counsel at Linda Chavez’s Center for Equal Opportunity, and Thernstrom is on its board of directors.

Posted at 09:01 AM

IF YOU'VE CANCELLED YOUR VACATION TO TRIPOLI [KJL]
there is always the British Isles, say around July?

Posted at 08:52 AM

BACK TO THE SIXTIES? [Steven Hayward]
I’ve been talking casually with a number of folks for months now about the prospect that the Looney Left (but I repeat myself) might revive Weather Underground-style violence if Bush won the election. One can easily imagine how Michael Moore will defend bombings, shootings, etc.

It looks like the first wave of violence may come from the segment of the Left that is most discouraged and outraged: the environmentalists. This morning’s Washington Post (registration required) carries a front-page story about the largest arson in Maryland’s history that took place yesterday: 20 new homes in a subdivision were torched in what investigators describe as a well-planned, sophisticated operation. The development has been a magnet for environmentalist opposition (a six acre wetland is supposedly threatened), including even pickets at the work site.

This comes hard on the heels of a report recently issued by top environmentalists under the title "The Death of Environmentalism," which bemoans the perceived increasing impotence of their movement.

Posted at 08:34 AM

“THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES, BUT THEY WILL NOT TAKE OUR FREEDOM.” [KJL]
From the cheesiest film lines (Braveheart); Matt Lauer just said that line was “baffling.”

Sigh.

Posted at 07:55 AM

"YOU HAD ME AT HELLO" [KJL]
The cheesiest movie lines.

Posted at 07:25 AM

SENSENBRENNER ON THE STATE OF THE INTEL BILL [KJL]
from a statement:
I am pleased that the chain-of-command issues Chairman Duncan Hunter has raised have been resolved so that our war-fighters will not be put at risk. Unfortunately, even with these improvements, the current bill is woefully incomplete and one I cannot support.

Americans deserve a complete bill so that we can prevent another 9/11 from occurring. Border security and immigration reform are vital components of our homeland security efforts, so why are they not included in this legislation? The time to address these issues is now, not next month, not next year. Hollow promises of future consideration are just that - hollow promises.

Posted at 07:07 AM

EU-NRON [Andrew Stuttaford]

Marta Andreasen was the EU’s chief accountant. Here’s what happened to her:

“In 2002 I was appointed chief accountant to the European Commission to help — as I then believed — to reform the inadequate systems and stamp out fraud. I drew attention to those inadequacies; I refused to sign accounts that I believed unreliable; for two years I was suspended from my job, obliged to live in Brussels yet forbidden to enter any EU building; and in October I was dismissed, the charge against me being disloyalty, a decision against which I am appealing.”


Posted at 06:59 AM

ROUNDTABLE, SQUARE TABLE, SOME KIND OF TABLE TALKS [KJL]
Today's Ukraine update from Ukraine watcher Robert McConnell:
It appears that the results of last night's talks are:

1. Sides agreed that the Supreme Court decision gave the framework for resolving the political conflict and must be carried out by all sides.
2. Sides agreed that the President would cut short the authority of the Central Election Commission and introduce changes to the make-up of the CEC and submit those changes to the Parliament for ratification.
3. Sides agreed that changes and amendments need to made to the law on presidential elections to make them transparent leading to a fair vote that would limit abuse and falsification.

It also appears that once points 2 + 3 are completed, the opposition will unblock access to government buildings. (Though I surely hope they monitor who goes in and out of the president's administration building - - and what they come out with.)

These things were agreed to by Yushchenko, Yanukovych (with reservations); Lytvyn (given they are upheld by Parliament’s Council of Faction Leaders and Committee Chairmen); and Kuchma (same reservations as Lytvyn).

As I understand it going into the talks, Viktor Yushchenko wanted two groups of issues discussed: a small group and a wider group. The aforementioned issues is what he would refer to as the small group. We’ll see if and when the Rada and President move on these issues. Hopefully, today.

At the table talks the problems occurred in the voting over the wider set of issues.

And at the Parliament (Rada)

Yesterday, the Rada agreed to the following sequence of events: Kuchma dismisses government; then parliament votes in a block changes and amendments to the election law and to the constitution. The changes to the constitution take effect September 1, 2005 if the changes to local self-government are approved. If not, then the changes to the constitution take effect January 1, 2006.

At this point we understand that Yanukovych did not agree on dismissal of the government and instead took a leave of absence (or vacation). This is what broke off talks between the sides.

This was not something that Kuchma was expecting. He thought the opposition would not agree to the changes in the constitution and thus he could blame the lack of progress on Yushchenko. Now it turns out his own man - - or the man who had up until that point been "his" man - - is holding up the progress and not letting Kuchma get the "reforms" sought by the president. This deserves very close scrutiny.

Posted at 06:56 AM

AND SO IT GOES ON.... [Andrew Stuttaford]

Some Muslim activists are attempting to have Danish broadcasters prosecuted under blasphemy laws for having broadcast an extract from the murdered Theo van Gogh’s Submission. Doubtless the case will fail, but in the current climate the chilling effect on free speech of such litigation should not be underestimated.

It’s time to repeal such laws. All of them.


Posted at 06:54 AM

RE: JESUSLAND [KJL]
Thanks, Cliff. I had wondered where I got that nutty idea from. Shep dropped it during one of his on-air flirt sessions. Of course. Excuse me while I get ready to be indoctrinated some more from the most-focused crew at Fox and Friends. I know what they're all about now, though (Fox and Friends First? Liturgy of the Hours--you're late!). That game's up.

And, yes, I know this isn't funny. But I had typed it up already when I should have been editing something of actual substance, and well, there you are.

Posted at 06:43 AM

RE JESUSLAND [Cliff May]
K-Lo, do you know why “Most Americans believe the virgin birth is literally true, a NEWSWEEK poll finds”?

Surely, some pundit for the MSM will assert it’s because they watch Fox News and listen to Bush – who doesn’t quite say the virgin birth is literally true, but cleverly implies it.

Posted at 06:36 AM

YES, THANK YOU [KJL]
I'm feeling much better, thanks for the queries. Delayed post-election bug--in place of a celebratory blowout. Nice. Next time, I'll splurge for a party instead of antibiotics. (Either way, you invite everyone lucky enough to be near you--so party is a much better deal.)

Posted at 06:34 AM

AND, LEND ME YOUR THOUGHTS [KJL]
It is year end--the busiest bloody time of the year, but also a springtime in a weird kinda way--time to think through what works and what doesn't and such. Next year is the 50th anniversary of NR, the tenth anniversary of www.nationalreview.com, and...I need a nap already. Love your ideas, feedback, wish list, etc., always do.

Posted at 06:32 AM

WE ARE THE MOBUTU SESE SEKO KUKU NGBENDU WAZA BANGA OF THE NET, DON'T WORRY, JONAH [KJL]
No offense to the nice folks at Wizbang, but I did go to check out that poll that invites daily voting and now there's a passcode to write in before you vote. I'm sure they have it for some good reason, but I am certain that is a turnoff, along with the daily voting, along with The Corner initially being in a wrong category, along with apparent participant bot manipulation I don't quit understand.

Suffice it to say, thank you all who have voted, thank you all who read us, and back to the work of work and life! For those of us who never ran for office (ok, maybe class president), the last few days were our poll-watching moment. It has passed, at least for me.

And, to the folks at Wizbang, if you bring people (including me) to a few good blogs they havn't previously seen through this elaborate process, thanks, you've done something cool.

Posted at 06:23 AM

LIBYA KEEPS MONITORS OUT [KJL]
according to Human Rights Watch. Hmmm...that NYTimes travel piece this weekend was so enticing though...Michael Totten's photoblog do make it seem a tad less so, though...

Posted at 06:10 AM

U.S. DESERTER [KJL]
wants asylum from Canada.

Posted at 06:02 AM

A PRETTY COOL DAY [KJL]
Afghanistan's elected president was sworn in while much of America was sleeping.

Posted at 06:00 AM

NYT CIA CABLE STORY [KJL]
Roger L. Simon: "So I ask you, should the three strikes and you're out law be expanded to unnamed sources? Three unnamed sources and the article goes in the waste basket." (Here's the story, btw.)

Posted at 05:56 AM

Monday, December 06, 2004

THE RIGHT COAST [Ramesh Ponnuru]
asks the tough questions.

Posted at 10:17 PM

ORANGE TAKEN [KJL]
Bracelets, ribbons, anything left? (Ties, as Kristof says...) "the Ohio Tobacco Use Prevention and Control Foundation will start handing out orange bracelets as a conversation starter about the dangers of secondhand smoke."

Posted at 07:07 PM

ELECTION-LAW-CHANGE [KJL]
deadlock broken in Ukraine?

Posted at 07:02 PM

THAT IS A NEAT IDEA [KJL]
A reader: "Do you have any idea if someone is selling orange bracelets (a la Lance Armstrong’s yellow ones) to wear as a sign of support for the people in Ukraine? If so, can you provide a link on the Corner?"

Posted at 06:48 PM

THE POOR LEFT-WING PUNDITS [KJL]
A Jesusland, story/reminder, from Newsweek.

Posted at 06:40 PM

ASSIMILATION IS HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH [Mark Krikorian]
A new NIH study is the latest contribution to the large but little-known body of "assimilation-is-a-psychiatric-disorder" research: "The study findings suggest that acculturation has negative effects on the mental health of both Mexican Americans and non-Hispanic Whites."

Posted at 06:34 PM

RE: TENS [Mark Krikorian]
The only time I've heard "tens" used as Rich's correspondent described was a TV interview with a black American apologist for Idi Amin (I don't remember who) who grudgingly admitted that Amin had killed "tens" of people in Uganda. I guess "dozens" would have been too much of a concession.

Posted at 06:29 PM

DANG.... [Jonah Goldberg]
Derb beat me to the punch on my theories about dozens versus tens. I was going to say exactly that.

Posted at 06:26 PM

LAST RC POST OF THE DAY [Peter Robinson]
From a reader, a lovely insight: "Cooke's comment about handshakes and Lincoln is a great way to explain what's so special about Apostolic Succession to a non-Catholic: 'You've just been blessed by a man who was blessed by a man....who was blessed by Jesus Christ himself.'"

Posted at 06:16 PM

DOZENS [John Derbyshire]
Rich: Why dozens instead of tens? I'm going to throw out some guesses here.

(1) In the days before Hindu-Arabic numerals made computation easy, everyday-size numbers (less than 1,000) were easier to handle -- especially to divide up -- if they were as "round" as possible -- that is, had the largest possible range of different factors. Hence the popularity of 12 (which divides by 2, 3, 4, and 6) compared with 10 (which merely divides by 2 and 5). It was perhaps for similar reasons that the ancient Mesopotamians settled on 60 as the mainstay of their number system. The number 60 has an awesome array of factors: 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 10, 12, 15, 20, and 30.

(2) Ancient astronomy may also have been a factor. The earliest systems for organizing time took 360 as the number of days in a year (regarding the extra 5.2422 as an inconvenience to be conjured away with intercalary adjustments). Once you start doing arithmetic with 360, you are back in the world of 12 and 60 very quickly -- especially as there are, to a first approximation, 12 months in your 360-day year...

Posted at 06:14 PM

THE DLC URGES [KJL]
Kofi Annan to resign.

Posted at 06:08 PM

SENATE DEMOCRATS [Ramesh Ponnuru]
RedState got hold of their committee-assignment wish list.

Posted at 05:16 PM

INTERESTING [Jonah Goldberg]

I have no knowledge about this myself, but it's an interesting take, from a reader:

It was interesting that you posted an email where the poster who claims embryos aren't human as they haven't yet implanted. Up until the mid 1950s the consensus of science was that life began when the egg was fertilized. So why the change in the 50s? Simple-it was the development of the IUD for birth control. Since it works by preventing implantation the pharmaceutical companies started a massive PR campaign to change the definition of conception from when the egg was fertilized to when it was implanted. obviously they were very successful.

Posted at 05:13 PM

ALAS [Rich Lowry]
Intelligence bill deal looks likely.

Posted at 04:14 PM

ANNA QUINDLEN [Ramesh Ponnuru]

argued that the stem-cell controversy would be good for abortion rights a few years ago. I can't find a link to her column, but here's what I said about it at the time. Michael Kinsley wrote a smarter column (natch) that was more analytical about the link, drawing the same conclusion with less celebration.

When embryo-destructive research first became a controversy, the late Robert Bartley argued that it would end up being the reverse of partial-birth abortion. Just as pro-choice arguments look their weakest and most theoretical at the end of pregnancy, pro-life ones look the most abstract and least compelling at the front end. Focusing attention on partial-birth abortion thus weakened the pro-choice movement generally, and Bartley thought that stem-cell research would weaken pro-lifers.

That's probably the way to bet. There is, however, another possibility. The risks pro-lifers made in raising partial-birth abortion as an issue is that it would a) make other abortions seem better, and b) end up increasing liberal support for infanticide. The debate over stem-cell research carries some risk, how big I would not venture a guess, for pro-choicers. So much of the time they are turning their argument on the fact that the early human embryo has no limbs, has no heart, is "undifferentiated," etc.--the more they stress this, perhaps, the more it will begin to seem wrong that they believe it should be possible to kill young human beings when they do have hearts, limbs, internal differentiation, etc. I may be grasping for a silver lining here.


Posted at 04:04 PM

BOOK FAIR [John J. Miller]
Since it was published two months ago, I've signed many copies of Our Oldest Enemy: A History of America's Disastrous Relationship with France. But only a handful of copies have been signed by both me and my co-author, Mark Molesky. Tomorrow evening, Mark and I will be in the same place at the same time -- a book fair sponsored by the Manhattan Institute and the Fabiani Society. Copies of OOE will be available, and the proceeds from our sales will go to the sponsoring organizations. There will be a bunch of other authors there as well. The event runs from 6 pm to 8 pm at the Harvard Club, 27 West 44th St.

Posted at 04:04 PM

W TALKS BASEBALL... [Rich Lowry]
...in Canada.

Posted at 04:01 PM

STEM CELL CLARIFICATION [Jonah Goldberg]

One point several angry or objecting pro-choice or pro-stem cell readers keep making is that I admit my argument wasn't "logical." Actually, the point of that line was to say that the motivation on the part of the pro-stem cell folks wasn't entirely logical. I wasn't clear.

Let me try again. When I was talking about motivation, I was talking about a general psychological approach to the issue which infects the politics of the issue. I wasn't talking about the scientific facts. There are, in my mind at least, very real differences between abortion and embryonic stem cell research. But I think people -- on both sides -- have a more global approach to the issue which contains some irrationalism. The irrational connection of stem cells, abortion and progress is what I intended to call illogical. I think my argument is fairly logical and accurately describes some of what is going on. I don't think one could fairly accuse me of saying it describes everything that's going on on the pro-stem cell side. But just in case that's not clear: I think it's obvious there are other motivations at work as well.


Posted at 03:56 PM

A QUESTION FOR ONE OF OUR LANGUAGE MAVENS [Rich Lowry]
E-mail:

“I once asked this of Mr. Buckley without success.

Why do we say 'millions', 'thousands', 'hundreds', and even 'scores', but 'dozens' rather than 'tens'?

Any light shed on this subject would be most welcome.”

Posted at 03:53 PM

STEM CELLS [Jonah Goldberg]

Two emails, the first is from a friend who works on these issues closely:

Dear Jonah: I couldn't agree more about your stem cell point. Embryonic stem cell research doesn't involve abortion per se, of course, since it involves embryos before implantation in the womb, but the basic point that an important element of the enthusiasm for it on the left has to do with the fact that it puts the pro-lifers on the side of the dark ages seems right to me. In the abortion debate, the pro-life forces can speak about love and compassion and equality, while the pro-choice folks have to appeal to abstract notions of freedom or else concoct imaginary oppressions or newly minted rights. In the stem cell debate, on the other hand, the pro-life forces are stuck defending the humanity of a microscopic organism that looks nothing like anyone, while the pro-choice (now dubbed "pro-research") forces can speak about compassion and help for the suffering, and the like. Of course, the basic issue is the same: the defense of the defenseless against the selfishness of the strong; but the emotional calculus (on which, frankly, so much rests in both cases) is very different.

Watching the Democratic convention this summer, I found myself wondering why
speaker after speaker brought up the stem cell issue, and why the audience
seemed so energized by it. There were many reasons, I'm sure, but one key
one must have been that the issue offers a way for pro-abortion types to
stake out what feels like a kind of moral high ground, and to feel like the
expansion of license is akin to the progress of science.

and from a reader...

Jonah,

I'm on board with you as far as the non-embryonic research is concerned. However, the pro-life crowd has hijacked the stem cell debate much as the pro-choice crowd has. Naturally, abortion proponents don't want to see embryonic stem cell research banned because that would be tantamount to assigning some intrinsic value to the embryo. Taken to its conclusion, this could mean that they openly root for success in embryonic research and failure in other non-controversial types of research.

The pro-life people want to see the cord blood/adult stem cell route succeed so they can credibly add "Because embryonic research doesn't work as well, anyway" to their list of reasons for wanting it banned. Whether embryonic stem cell research works or doesn't work has little to do with the pro-life argument for wanting it banned. However, if it can be proven to be inferior to the cord blood alternative, the "miracle cure" red herring will be squashed and the ban will be easier to get passed.


Posted at 03:40 PM

REMEMBERING DAVID, CONT. [John J. Miller]
NRO readers are the best. You always hear it from us, but it's true. More evidence: This morning, I posted a message about an online petition to deny parole to a man convicted of killing a friend of mine, plus two others, in a drunk-driving accident almost three years ago. There were about a hundred signatures when I asked NRO readers to consider signing it. Just a few minutes ago, there were nearly 500. I am grateful for your support.

Posted at 03:30 PM

"CIGARS IN THE SAND" [KJL]
Corner reader Ryan blogs from his Baghdad vacation, advising the renewed country.

Posted at 03:16 PM

DISGUSTING FREAKS [Rich Lowry]
Let me just say for the record (I was out of pocket when the grand jury stories broke) that there is no way for me to express fully my contempt for baseball's steroid cheaters, including of course the Yankees' own Jason Giambi. Thomas Boswell the other day wrote an appropriately savage column on Bonds. This bit struck me as particularly apt: "The glory of Roger Maris's 61 home runs, which felt heavy to him in life, became a buoyant legacy to his family after his death. The disgrace of Bonds's 73 tainted home runs will become heavier with time until even fake muscles may not bear the weight."

Posted at 03:16 PM

RE: THAT RADIO CLIP [KJL]
make sure you listen to the whole thing...the part about the elections, Fallujah...

Posted at 03:16 PM

HEAR YA [KJL]
Many suggest making all our links ORANGE. GO ORANGE. Of course, that would drive Derbyshire to madness, not sure if he is pro (think Ireland) or con (think Home Depot).

Posted at 03:11 PM

STEM CELLS [Jonah Goldberg]

K-Lo -- I know you've probably heard this argument a zillion times because you follow this stuff far more than I do. But it's always seemed to me that one strong motivation for pursuing embryonic stem cell research over less offensive techniques has been simply that it would make abortion "necessary." I completely understand this isn't a completely logical argument, but I think the reproductive freedom crowd is enamored with the idea of tying abortion to "progress" in as many ways as possible. The less it's solely about lifestyle and the more it's part of the larger technological-cultural momentum toward Something Better, the more easy it is for them to paint those who stand in their way as not merely "anti-woman" and "anti-choice" (a slogan itself designed to convey the alleged anti-modernism of abortion foes) but "anti-progress." In other words, those other stem cell avenues aren't merely less exciting -- because compromise in such existential battles is always unexciting -- they are less useful.

If abortions helped solve global warming, I'm sure lots of people would be not-too-secretly delighted.


Posted at 03:11 PM

AN AMERICAN [KJL]
in Iraq. This, from Bryan Suits (radio talk-show host, enlisted and abroad) is worth listening to (from dec. 3).

Posted at 03:08 PM

THE FUTURE [KJL]
of the stem-cell debate?

I still don't understand why we're not (not the bioethics council, necessarily, just the public debate in general), focusing on experimentation on fat cells, cord blood, etc., as a solution to the "embryonic stem-cell research" problem. It seems so much more potentially fruitful, and avoids so many moral quandries.

Posted at 02:53 PM

RE: JUST DESERTS [Jonah Goldberg]

From a reader:

Jonah:

I couldn't agree more with your point. One thing that
really got to me about this story was how the Army
keeps to its rules- just look at the picture in the
story you linked, of Jenkins saluting and the salute
being returned. Furthermore, the Army actually got him
a fully up to date uniform, with all of his rank
insignia, decorations, and so on, to wear at the court
martial. After all, he was still on active duty after
all these years, just AWOL. They must have had to hunt
down ribbons that haven't been issued in decades, not
to mention making a uniform that would fit his frame,
probably unique in the armed forces. He was even
wearing the black beret the Army only adopted a few
years back.

I think this says something profoundly positive about
our military and country.


Posted at 02:36 PM

THE AMERICAN SCENE [Ramesh Ponnuru]
was revived while I wasn't looking. Nice to have it back.

Posted at 02:33 PM

THIS IS PROBABLY [Ramesh Ponnuru]
closer to being blog gossip than a real post, but doesn't it seem that Mickey Kaus is getting weirdly personal in his digs at Andrew Sullivan? Is there some backstory here?

Posted at 02:27 PM

JUST DESERTS [Jonah Goldberg ]

I'm all in favor of people getting justice for their crimes and all that stuff. But there are some mistakes whose consequences are so severe that further legal punishment really doesn't make any sense. For example, I think people should pay a fine if they try to feed cigars to bears at the zoo. But, if in the process the bear bites off half your face, the courts should pretty much stay out of it.

The story of Robert Jenkins seems to fall pretty squarely into that category. Desertion is bad and should be punished. Defection is even worse. But forty years of hell in North Korea seems to have been a pretty good punishment for his actions. He wasted his whole life, and regretted his decision every day. I was glad to see the army went relatively easy on the guy -- dishonorable discharge, demotion, but only 25 days in the stockade -- while still upholding the principle that what he did was unforgivable. He reportedly had to share as much intelligence as he could as well. If he'd spent the last forty years living it up in a Russian dacha, I would have been glad to see him spend the remainder of his days behind bars. But this seems like the right call to me.



Posted at 02:16 PM

COLOR SCHEME [John Derbyshire]
Kathryn: **LOVE** the orange theme! So do my Ian Paisley-type friends!

Posted at 02:05 PM

RE: JONAH'S LINK GUY (IF YOU'RE NOT COMPLETELY BORED YET) [KJL]
Here's another reader,:
Most people tell their browser to not underline links? He's kidding, right? "Most people" can't find Tools-internet options [KJL: or the time!] to empty their own Temporary Internet files, much less tell it how to display links.

I think Drudgereport looks just fine in it's uber-uglified underlined-linkiness. And NRO is nice and neat without blue lettering scarring up the landscape.

Someone needs to relax a little.

Posted at 01:46 PM

RE: LINKS [Jonah Goldberg]

The vast majority of emailers who have an opinion on the subject have this opinion, more or less:

This guy says "Most people tell their browser to not underline links".

What polling company did he use to come up with that? Zogby?

I think you'd find in a scientific poll of 1000 likely browser users that
most people don't even know how to turn the underlining off (although they
do now, since you've published it).

But what do I know. I personally like the underlined links. Makes them
easier to see.


Posted at 01:46 PM

GREEN WITH ORANGE ENVY [Jonah Goldberg ]

Everyone in Moscow wants to be in Kiev.


Posted at 01:43 PM

"SHAME ON YOU!" "WHERE ARE YOUR PROMISED FREEDOMS?!" [KJL]
That's NRO heckling Khatami in solidarity with Tehran U students.

Posted at 01:17 PM

VERY COOL [KJL]
Iran's Khatami gets heckled.

Posted at 01:13 PM

MORE ON MRS. YUSHCHENKO [Peter Robinson]
Bruce Bartlett on former Reagan staffer Kathy Chumachenko, now Mrs. Victor Yushchenko.

Posted at 01:03 PM

MISSING LINKS... [Jonah Goldberg]

I had no idea this might be an issue. Kathryn should we have someone flogged? From a reader:

Most people tell their browser to not underline links (Tools-internet options-advanced then choose underline links-never). For instance, the Drudgereport, washingpost, etc all look much better with links NOT underlined.

Color, not underlining, is used to mark links, blue especially. For some f--ked up reason NRO chooses not to make links blue or any other color and so i (along with many others) constantly have to run my pointer along the sentence to find the link.

the result is, with my browser, the Corner does not LOOK like a blog. there are no links visible anywhere on the page. the menu buttons in the navigation bar are obviously links but otherwise the Corner defies www linking conventions.

in spite of this odd behavior i read the corner every day. thanks and congradulations on a great site (but please make your links blue).


Posted at 12:54 PM

QUICK QUESTION [Jonah Goldberg]
Is Dan Rather still hoping to be the one to "break the story" that those National Guard stories were fake?

Posted at 12:51 PM

EURANIUM? [Andrew Stuttaford]
The EU Commission is notorious for its draconian approach to environmental regulation. When it comes to Brussels' own operations, however, matters are a little different:

The EU Observer has the details:

"According to Dutch daily De Volkskrant on Saturday (4 December), a police raid in September 2003 revealed dangerous abuses of environmental and safety standards at a reactor based in Petten, which is owned by the European Commission’s Joint Research Centre.

However, documents from the Dutch Justice Ministry, obtained by the paper, show that the Dutch government hindered further judicial investigations against the plant. The Dutch Ministry of Foreign Affairs allegedly feared a diplomatic conflict with the European Commission.

The Commission had stated in a series of letters to the Dutch authorities that it would find prosecution of the Petten plant staff unacceptable, as Commission employees working at Petten possess legal immunity in the Netherlands.

Ongoing investigations against the plant by the Dutch public prosecutor were therefore hastily broken off in March 2004. However, after the police raid, Dutch prosecution authorities characterised the situation at Petten as very serious. The investigations had revealed that toxic waste was stored without protection, bearing a risk of explosion. "


Posted at 12:47 PM

FURTHER RUMINATIONS ON THE CORNER... [Jonah Goldberg]
A -- how you say? -- blogger ponders whether the Corner is kin or not.

Posted at 12:37 PM

MESA NEWS [Stanley Kurtz]
What’s going on with Middle East Studies? Lot’s. Laurie Brand, the new president of MESA (the Middle East Studies association), just delivered a fire breathing presidential address where she raised questions about the legitimacy of accepting any funds–even, say, Fulbright scholarships–from the tainted, imperialist, American government. I don’t expect Brand’s audience to act on this any time soon. On the contrary, professors of Middle East Studies seem to have no trouble accepting federal funds with one hand, while they trying to discourage their students from serving the government with the other. Even so, it would be interesting to see if Brand might be willing to extend her abhorrence of tainted funds to, say, the Sultan Program in Arab Studies at U.C. Berkeley (named after the Saudi defense minister). Meanwhile, Juan Cole, MESA’s president elect, appears to be caught up in some striking conflicts.

Posted at 12:21 PM

THIS TAPE WAS NEVER ON "COPS" [Jonathan H. Adler]
San Diego fired a cop for selling a video tape of himself masturbating on eBay, and the cop sued. Today, the Supreme Court unanimously reversed a Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals ruling for the cop, effectively upholding the cop's dismissal. According to the Court, "The speech in question was detrimental to the mission and functions of the employer," and was not protected by the First Amendment. More on the legal implications of the case here.

Posted at 12:18 PM

MRS. YUSHCHENKO [Peter Robinson ]
"Do you know who Yushchenko's wife is?" John Podhoretz just asked in an email. "Turns out he's married to Kathy Chumachenko, who worked in public liaison when we were at the White House!" Kathy Chumachenko, now Kathy Yushchenko, was one of the most completely delightful people in the Reagan White House, a Reaganite's Reaganite.

From Reagan staffer to first lady of Ukraine. How the Gipper would have loved it.

Posted at 12:16 PM

FATIMA'S DISAPPOINTMENT [Jim Robbins]
More on the failed Thai paper bird drop, from L'Express. "Children ran around in excitement in one village as a plane appeared several thousand feet overhead at the time promised, and although the unloading of the birds was invisible to the naked eye, the paper birds descended. Unfortunately the wind blew them beyond the village, one of hundreds in the three southern provinces near the Malaysian border which were the target of one of the biggest operations in the history of the Thai Air Force. “I’m really disappointed”, said 11-year-old Fatima Sulhong."

Posted at 12:16 PM

THE PONTIFF AND THE EUROBABBLERS [Peter Robinson]
Impossible though it may be to quote a papal condemnation of the war in Iraq, lots of emails quoted statements against the war by Vatican officials other than the Pontiff, notably by Cardinal Soldano, the secretary of state, Cardinal Martino, the Vatican’s permanent observer at the United Nations, and the former nuncio to the United States, Cardinal Laghi. “What does it matter,” one correspondent asked, “that the Pope himself didn’t condemn the war if his agents did?”

It matters a lot.

No one in the Church has any standing or authority that even approaches that of the Pope, as Soldano, Martino, and Laghi themselves understand. Read their anti-war statements carefully and you’ll find them making it clear that they’re speaking for themselves or for “the Vatican,” by which they mean the secretariat of state—that is, the Vatican diplomatic corps—but never directly on behalf of John Paul II.

When Church officials speak as diplomats, moreover, the faithful owe them no more allegiance than they would to any other diplomats. In perfectly good conscience, in other words, a Catholic may conclude just what I have concluded, namely that Soldano, Martino, and Laghi have spent the last couple of years talking nonsense, all three suggesting that a war can prove just only if condoned by the United Nations, without, however, helping the faithful to grasp, a) how the question of justice is affected by having an action ratified by a body, two-thirds of whose membership is made up of dictators, oligarchs, and nickel-and-dime tyrants, or, b) why the same Vatican diplomats opposed the first Gulf War, even though that action was indeed condoned by the United Nations.

With a clear conscience and in perfect justice, it is possible to say of Soldano, Martino, and Laghi what would be quite wrong to say of the Pope: That they deserve no more respect or consideration than Dominique de Villepain or any other practitioner of mere Eurobabble.

Posted at 12:11 PM

WHAT THE POPE HASN'T SAID (AND WHAT HE HAS) [Peter Robinson]
“Why does the Pope need to condemn the war in Iraq,” a correspondent asks, “if he has already condemned ALL war? He condemns abortion, right? So by your logic he would have to condemn each individual abortion.”

Intentional abortion, the Church teaches, is always intrinsically wrong. But war? In certain limited circumstances, elaborated in the just war doctrine, war can indeed be justified. To quote John Paul II himself, “We know well that peace is not possible at any price.” If some wars are permissible while others are not, then no one, not even the New York Times, can say the Pope has condemned the war in Iraq unless the Pope has condemned the war in Iraq. Which he hasn’t.

For a fine succinct overview of what the Pope has said, look here.

Posted at 12:08 PM

RE: THE PONTIFF AND THE WAR [Peter Robinson]
Recap: In an article about Italy last week, Ian Fisher of the New York Times claimed the Pope has displayed “outspoken opposition to the war in Iraq.” I asked if readers of this happy Corner could provide me with as much as a single instance in which the Pontiff has denounced the war. Sean Gleeson linked to my post, issuing the same challenge to readers of his website.

Results: One reader--count ‘em, one--met the challenge, referring Sean and me to a piece that William McGurn published in the Wall Street Journal on March 14, 2003: “If there were any doubts left about where Pope John Paul II stands on war with Iraq, they ought to have been answered by his characterization of any military effort against Saddam as a ‘crime against humanity.’”

Before Sean and I award this reader the Sean Gleeson Researcher of the Century Award, however, we note one problem. The Pope never said any such thing.

“I got the quote from the Telegraph [a British newspaper],” Bill McGurn told me when I called him, “and as soon as my piece came out Father Neuhaus [editor of First Things] got in touch to tell me it was wrong. I asked the guys at the Telegraph. They admitted they’d gotten it wrong. They were garbling a different statement.”

On March 28, 2003, Bill published a correction, combining it with a pointed meditation on the Pope and just war doctrine.

Which takes Sean and me back where we started. The New York Times may have convinced itself that John Paul II is “outspoken [in] opposition to the war in Iraq,” but neither that newspaper’s fine reporters nor anyone else can quote the Pontiff condemning the war, because no such quotation exists.

Posted at 12:05 PM

MAN, I'M NOT EVEN A MAN AND I WAS NEARLY OFFENDED [KJL]
AOL's main page offers gingerbread recipes today. The headline? "How to Make a Perfect Man."

Posted at 11:50 AM

MORE ORANGE [KJL]
Ukraine watcher Robert McConnell has been sending out regular e-mails to some correspondents with analysis of the situation in the Ukraine. Here’s some of what he says today:
As we enter this critical week the Constitutional Court tomorrow is suppose to rule on the validity of the government's dismissal. The Parliament's consultative meeting has proposed candidacies for the new Central Electoral Committee--80% of the current members, minus the present chairman and one or two others. And, Kuchma has gone on record that the Supreme Court's ruling must be implemented.

But what does any of this mean?

According to Viktor Yushchenko--speaking to the demonstrators in Independence Square yesterday--the next three days are absolutely critical.

The Supreme Court victory on Friday was huge, and the momentum clearly has built in favor of the people of Ukraine and Yushchenko but this is Ukraine. The will of the people and rationale standards of behavior and following laws are what is at issue--the people in power do not "play" by those rules and those standards. To the extent Kuchma and company are even influenced by law and rationale standards it is only because high-priced and mostly foreign advisors try to coat and spin their lawless and criminal behavior in terms of national interests and protecting society.

This struggle is a long way from over. Everything remains in doubt--serious doubt. President Kuchma--always the meticulous, clawing, determined thug--has not given up and is following a methodical "anybody but Yushchenko campaign."
McConnell adds that: “Obviously there was a set-back when the parliament did not stay in session Saturday and Sunday but instead adjourned. That was the session when one would have hoped parliament would have taken its necessary step in the dismissal of the Central Election Commission and the establishment of a new government with changes in the election laws. Instead it adjourned.” More:
Kuchma is also trying to press the necessary number of parliamentarians into amending the constitution before the revote to limit the powers of the presidency--to make sure that if Yushchenko does win it will be a hollow victory and the Kuchmnestas can continue to control Ukraine and the citizens of Ukraine from another power base. The horse trading going on in Parliament today involves the dilution of the powers of the presidency, by shifting some powers to the parliament and Prime Minister effective January 1, 2005. Yushchenko's team supports the constitutional reforms, but wants them to go into effect after the March 2006 parliamentary elections, when a new parliamentary election on proportional party list basis can form a cabinet of ministers for which it will be accountable. Kuchma supporters and allies of the Communist Leader Symonenko and Socialist Leader Moroz want the changes to take effect next month, leaving Yushchenko with very limited presidential powers. Critical negotiations on these issues are taking place in Kyiv today.

Note also the potential for Kuchma to hold out long enough--in not dismissing the government, the Central Election Commission, etc.--to have the December 26th election take place and be just as disgraceful and farce as that which took place on November 21st--remember all the same players, including eastern oblast chiefs--and with the same result--an election all election monitors proclaim to have been contrary to international norms. Then Kuchma might declare some sort of a state of an emergency, renounce the election and the candidates and--posing as some sort of statesman--try to start the entire process over without either of the "offending" candidates "in the interests of Ukraine."

Never forget the lengths to which these people will go--

Posted at 11:47 AM

RE MATT FRANCK ON ADAMS, HOLMES, AND HISS [ Peter Robinson ]
During the Civil War, Oliver Wendell Holmes met Abraham Lincoln, and, when he first came to this country as a young reporter, Alastair Cooke met Oliver Wendell Holmes. Until his final year--this year--when Alastair Cooke met a young person he would delightedly remark, "You have just shaken the hand of a man who shook the hand of a man who shook hands with Lincoln."

Posted at 11:40 AM

IT'S NOT OVER IN OHIO [Jonathan H. Adler]
More recounts will be requested, and the conspiracy theories proliferate. The requested recounts won't alter the outcome -- at least, no serious election expert thinks that's even a remote possibility -- but they will still go forward.

Posted at 11:19 AM

WE'RE ORANGE [KJL]
You might have noticed above, our National Review blue has gone orange, in solidarity with the brave men and women of Ukraine. Read our editorial here.

Posted at 11:12 AM

THE GHOST OF FLORENCE PAST! [Jack Fowler]
Check out one of Florence King’s best “Misanthrope’s Corner” columns – and while you’re in the humbug spirit get someone her acclaimed STET, Damnit! for Christmas.

Posted at 11:08 AM

WOLFE'S CONFESSION [Peter Robinson ]
From an episode of Uncommon Knowledge that I shot with Tom Wolfe in 1999, the year he spent a few months here at Stanford researching collegiate life:
PETER ROBINSON: I’m going to quote…from an essay. [Proceeding to read from Wolfe’s famous essay in Forbes ASAP:]

“I had a picture of modern man plunging headlong back into the primordial ooze….He’s floundering, sloshing about, gulping for air, frantically treading ooze when he feels something huge and smooth swim up beneath him and boost him up like some almighty dolphin. He can’t see it, but he’s much impressed. He names it God.”

Does Tom Wolfe believe in God?

TOM WOLFE: No.

Posted at 10:34 AM

FAILED CEASEFIRE [Jim Robbins]
According to the Star of Malaysia, "A massive airdrop of paper birds to promote peace failed to halt violence in Thailand's restive south, with a spate of new attacks targeting soldiers and local officials erupting on Monday. " I think this is the first failure of the paper bird drop since Stalin attempted it to try to halt the German invasion of 1941.

Posted at 10:31 AM

RE: LINKS AND THINGS [KJL]
We also, Jonah, weekly communicate with blog god Hugh Hewitt (I do his show every Tuesday) who often has "Northern Alliance" blogger guest hosts, debate with bloggers (Andrew Sullivan for goodness sakes, HH re: Specter, and the list goes on), incorporated a number of bloggers large and small in our election coverage on our popular Battlegrounders blog...

A few other random but associate thoughts: If I or someone else in The Corner doesn't credit a blog for some story or another a particular blog linked to first, it's probably because I/whoever didn't get the link from that blog, directly--some reader passed it on, a co-worker or friend imed it to me, etc.... There are so many blogs out there, if we don't talk about you that doesn't mean we're dissing you, it might just mean we're not seeing you. Feel free to e-mail (which is no guarantee, but a start), as some of your blogging colleagues do already.

Posted at 10:29 AM

AN INTERESTING ANSWER... [Jonah Goldberg]

From a blogger who wishes to remain anonymous:

Jonah-

Why don't hardcore bloggers consider The Corner a
blog? Well, ya'll are missing a couple of key
elements that separate you from the rest of the
blogosphere: a blogroll and links within posts to
other blogs.

Beyond occasional links to Glenn Reynolds, The Corner
writers rarely connect with the rest of the
blogosphere. You have no one to blame but yourselves
for this reputation.

[name withheld]

Now, it's true we don't have a long line of links along the side. But as for not linking to other blogs, that's just factually not true. Just ask all the people who yell at me for paying attention to Andrew Sullivan, Matt Yglesias, Kevin Drum etc. I see links in just the last few days to all sorts of blogs. Stuttaford links to blogs a lot. But I guess we don't do it as much as others do. If that's why the Corner's not a blog in some bloggers' minds, okay. But maybe that says more and less than this correspondent thinks.


Posted at 10:17 AM

RE: AWARDS & THINGS [KJL]
"But can someone explain to me how it is that the total number of votes cast in the Weblog Awards for best blog is only 37 thousand after days of voting, when you're allowed to vote again every day. Doesn't that seem remarkably low? "

My guess would be the same reason why I am terrible about calling people back, answering my mail, and always hang up on pollsters: people are busy. And, too, the more of these award thingees (I believe a Jonah technical term) that exist, the more people are going to ignore them. If I'm hardpressed to vote for NRO everyday, I can only imagine the lack of drive on the part of just about anyone else in the world.

As for winning things? Do I care? I care about some more than others. When the Center for Military Readiness gave us an award a while back for our military coverage, I was particularly honored--a great group with great taste, representing a great constituency. When we sweep Washington Post awards--no outlet of the VRWC--I can't help but grin a little. But more than anything, it's some of the amazing letters we get on a daily basis, the feedback both from readers, and minor and more grand successes--actions on the Hill we influenced and the like--that I'm most proud of. Some of the NRO successes I don't even find out about--or do long after the fact. If we don't get credit, that's ok. As long as we're doing the good thing, and maybe doing some educating and even entertaining simultaneously--on The Corner, on the homepage, through any of our features (David Frum's diary, Kerry Spot, our regular columnists, etc.)...there's more than enough reason to do it again the next day. And I'm fairly confident most days we're at least doing that.

Posted at 10:09 AM

SWEATIEST MOVIE [Jonah Goldberg ]

To head-off a lot of email, let me just tell you the results from our poll from the
Spring of 1999: They were:

In the Heat of the Night (129) 9%

Raging Bull (156) 11%

The Rocky Movies (233) 17%

The Bridge on the River Kwai (409) 29%

Cool Hand Luke (474) 34%

This was whittled down from a very long list of movies I don't have time to reconstruct. Also, to head-off even more email, I am very aware that Cool Hand Luke was the answer to the same question from the TV show Cheers.


Posted at 10:03 AM

DID THEY SPEAK TO HIM IN GERMAN? [Jonah Goldberg]

From the AP:

CONNANTRAY-VAUREFROY, France - A French soldier who locked himself in an explosives depot and threatened to blow it up surrendered Monday, ending a three-day standoff, the Interior Ministry said.

Posted at 09:54 AM

RE: DOZENS [Jonah Goldberg]
That's a coincidence Rich, because I hate seeing the word "dozens" from you in email. It can mean many things. The number of grammatical or factual errors you found in my piece. The number of times you had to excise grotesque profanity. Or, on occassion, the total amount in Polish zloties you'll be paying me for my work.

Posted at 09:48 AM

WEBLOG AWARDS, BLOGGING, AWARDS, THIS, THAT... [Jonah Goldberg ]

Lots of folks keep emailing me to ask why I/we care about winning blog awards. I don't want to speak for K-Lo who runs the show around here, but I'd be shocked if she violently disagreed with me. I don't care that much. It's nice. It's good. It's flattering and reassuring. It's better than losing. But NRO (as I often tell quite a few Corner readers) is about a heck of a lot more than just the Corner. And while I'm just an editor-at-large now, I am still a jealous defender and promoter of this ol' rustbucket.

That said, it does bother me that the Corner doesn't get the props it deserves. Journalists are constantly writing stories about blogs, but they don't think the Corner counts because magazine blogs don't fit their storylines about the pajamahedeen and all that (historical note: I was writing about writing in my underwear -- never mind my spaghetti strainer codpiece -- long before anyone heard of blogs). When the Corner pretty much swept the Washington Post's blog survey recently there was barely a ripple of press attention. That's fine, in the big scheme of things it's not a hot story like the release of a hot dog toaster thingamajig. But I just know that if the Daily Kos or some such won those awards we'd be hearing a lot about it. And, I must say, NRO gets it from both ends. We are sufficiently huge that the bloggers often treat us like we're Big Media. We're strangers in both lands.

But enough of that. Here's something I don't understand. The Corner on a fairly good day can have 100,000+ readers. My understanding is that Instapundit and a few others do even better. I also assume that most blog readers couldn't bother to vote in such polls. I don't blame them. But can someone explain to me how it is that the total number of votes cast in the Weblog Awards for best blog is only 37 thousand after days of voting, when you're allowed to vote again every day. Doesn't that seem remarkably low? These are the most popular blogs, after all. Is it because the universe of blog readers is much smaller -- and much more shared -- than we've been lead to expect? Is it because for all the enthusiasm at the top, most people don't care enough about blogs to even vote? Is it something technological or strategic (fear of cookies or some such?). I noticed a similar phenomenon when I ran polls in the very early days of NRO (What was the sweatiest movie ever made? for example). The number of respondents would always be tiny compared to our readership. Anyway, I just don't get it.


Posted at 09:43 AM

“DOZENS” [Rich Lowry]
That's become my least favorite word to see when scanning the headlines--it always means terrorists have killed a bunch of people in Iraq.

Posted at 09:37 AM

SHOPPING NRO [KJL]
More than a few of you have asked for the NRO store link here it is. Some ideas: I own the oh-so-cool tote bag and always useful mug. Most requested item? Anything under "pop culture is filth" and, of course, "It Dog" items.

If I were a nice person, I would have sent Steve Hayward a barbecue apron for his Christmas dinner by now...

Posted at 08:50 AM

D IN ASTRONOMY [John Derbyshire]
Perusing America's Newspaper of Record while taking care of some vital business this morning, I came across this in the TV pages. It's about plans at Fox TV to make a new 'Lost in Space' series about a group of astronauts who go missing after tracing a distress signal to the dark side of the moon. "When they arrive on the other side of the moon - which is cloaked in perpetual darkness and beyond radio contact with earth - they discover a mysterious compound."

Oy vey. Don't you need some elementary acquaintance with the simplest facts of nature to write for a newspaper nowadays? The moon has no "dark side." The moon rotates relative to the Sun, just as the Earth does. It just doesn't rotate **relative to the Earth**. The moon has a "day" lasting 29.530589 Earth days -- the synodic month -- during which the sun rises and sets over all points on the Moon's open surface.

I suppose it's pointless to get mad about this stuff, but I can't help it. Science is going to dump some very large squalling babies on our doorstep over the next few years. It would be nice to think that facts pretty widely understood in ancient Mesopotamia have sunk into the consciousness of the modern journalist. Apparently not.

Posted at 08:44 AM

THERE’S STILL PLENTY OF TIME [Jack Fowler]
for you to get those deserving kiddies in your life a wonderful and wholesome National Review children’s book for Christmas. Whether it’s the original or second volume of The National Review Treasury of Classic Children’s Literature, or the great-for-new-readers Treasury of Classic Bedtime Stories, all of our books are big, beautiful, lavishly illustrated hardcovers crammed with excellent stories (written by the giants of American literature), and destined to make a lifetime impression on the lucky kid who finds an NR Classic under the tree on December 25th. If you have several older kids (9- 10-years-old and up) to buy for, take advantage of our special offer on Volume Two of our “Classic Children’s Literature” treasury – buy one book and any additional copy is only half price. The shipping is free, and if you wish, we’ll ship them directly to the lucky recipient with a gift card (and any message you wish) – along with a FREE copy of L. Frank Baum’s beloved tale, Queen Zixi of Ix. Don’t delay – order here.

Posted at 08:07 AM

REID [Jonah Goldberg ]

Kathryn - Here's more Reid on Thomas and the Court (via Drudge), who knew he was such a deep thinker?

When asked to comment on Thomas as a possible replacement for Chief Justice William Rehnquist, Reid told NBC's "Meet the Press": "I think that he has been an embarrassment to the Supreme Court.

"I think that his opinions are poorly written. I just don't think that he's done a good job as a Supreme Court justice."

Rehnquist announced he had thyroid cancer earlier this year, and there has been speculation about a possible replacement should he retire.

Kathy Arberg, a spokeswoman for the Supreme Court, said Thomas' policy is not to comment on such matters.

But the Nevada Democrat said that he could support Thomas' fellow conservative, Justice Antonin Scalia, if he were nominated.

"I cannot dispute the fact, as I have said, that this is one smart guy," Reid said of Scalia. "And I disagree with many of the results that he arrives at, but his reasons for arriving at those results are very hard to dispute."

Citing a hunting trip Scalia took with Dick Cheney before hearing a case involving the commission the vice president set up to work on an energy bill, Reid said the justice has some ethics problems.

"So we have to get over this," he said.


Posted at 08:04 AM

COLD TIMEWASTER [Jonah Goldberg]
That thing's hard. The trick, I think is to make good use of the exits in the corners. I figure another seven or eight hours of playing I should get it down.

Posted at 07:59 AM

BOMBS GO OFF IN SPAIN [KJL]
After an ETA warning. FNC reporting injuries.

Posted at 07:55 AM

VERY COLD TIMEWASTER [KJL]
here

Posted at 07:32 AM

SHOULDN'T HE ACTUALLY RETIRE FIRST? [KJL]
From Boston GLobe: "WASHINGTON -- The Miller Center for Public Affairs at the University of Virginia is to announce plans today to record an oral history of the life and career of Senator Edward M. Kennedy, a six-year, multimillion-dollar project that is the center's first effort to chronicle the history of a sitting senator."

Posted at 07:25 AM

DEMS DON'T DO MOD [KJL]
I don't think "progressives" have to worry about Harry Reid:
Incoming Senate Minority Leader Harry M. Reid said yesterday that Democrats would vigorously oppose the privatization of Social Security, a proposed constitutional amendment against same-sex marriage and any effort to appoint as U.S. chief justice Clarence Thomas, whom he referred to as "an embarrassment."

Posted at 07:23 AM

RIP [Rick Brookhiser]
Esther Safer, mother of my wife, Jeanne Safer, was buried yesterday. She was 92 and a half very lively years old.
I think of the song of Rev. Gary Davis.
Motherless children have a hard time when your mother is dead.
Motherless children have a hard time when your mother is dead.
Motherless children don't know where to go,
They wander around from door to door.
Motherless children have a hard time when your mother is dead.

Some people say your sister will do when your mother is dead.
Some people say your sister will do when your mother is dead.
Some people say your sister will do,
But as soon as she's married she'll turn her back on you,
Motherless children have a hard time when your mother is dead.

Your Daddy will do the best he can when your mother is dead.
Your Daddy will do the best he can when your mother is dead.
Your Daddy will do the best he can,
Some things your Daddy doesn't understand.
Motherless children have a hard time when your mother is dead.

Your wife, your children will be good to you when your mother is dead.
Your wife, your children will be good to you when your mother is dead.
Your wife, your children will be good to you,
But nobody loves you like your mother do.
Motherless children have a hard time when your mother is dead.

Dig my grave with a bloody spade when my mother is dead.
Dig my grave with a bloody spade when my mother is dead.
Dig my grave with a bloody spade,
Just be sure that the digger gets paid.
Motherless children have a hard time when your mother is dead.

Jesus will be a mother to you when your mother is dead.
Jesus will be a mother to you when your mother is dead.
Jesus will be a mother to you,
Through trials and tribulations he will see you through.
Motherless children have a hard time when your mother is dead.

Posted at 07:03 AM

"IT'S NOT ALL DEATH AND DESTRUCTION" [KJL]
More good news from Iraq

Posted at 07:02 AM

CATEGORY ERROR [John Derbyshire]
Peter: Yes, that "dead or alive" site is rather fun.

I question the listing of Yasser Arafat as belonging to the category "politics," though. Surely "crime" would be more apt?

Posted at 06:13 AM

SECURITY PROBLEMS [KJL]
New York – The Transportation Security Administration (TSA) is demanding airline carriers “immediately” report each incident that could be considered a security threat – first to the TSA rather than any other law enforcement agency, including the FBI, reports TIME’s Sally Donnelly.

ONLINE

The airlines tell TIME that being forced to report even minor incidents is unnecessary and will add delays. “The TSA has no idea what they are getting into,” says one airline-industry source. “The airlines get thousands of prank calls a year, and there are thousands more disruptive passengers who turn out to be drunks, not terrorists.”

Ken Maxwell, a former counterterrorism official who is now vice president of security for JetBlue Airways, says he is “very concerned” that the new TSA rules will hinder security.

Posted at 05:49 AM

THE CORNER IS THE "BEST GROUP BLOG" [KJL]
According to the Right-Wing News Warblogging Awards.

I'm especially excited about this because the judges are bloggers themselves--a tough crowd to win over.

Posted at 05:46 AM

U.S. MISSION [KJL]
in Jeddah is under attack.

Posted at 05:43 AM

TILLMAN [KJL]
You know, we can handle the truth. Why does the Army think it should be writing fiction?

Posted at 05:40 AM

COLIN POWELL [KJL]
raps.

Posted at 05:36 AM

REMEMBERING DAVID [John J. Miller]
From time to time, I've written about the death of my friend David W. Miller, who was killed by a drunk driver almost three years ago, leaving his wife without a husband and his two children (ages 2 and 11 weeks at the time) without a father. David was popular among D.C. conservatives, who knew him for his work at the Heritage Foundation. In 2002, Michael Reck, the man responsible for David's death as well as two more fatalities and the serious injury of a fourth person, was sentenced to ten years in prison. But he’s already up for parole. Members of David's family are urging that this be denied: "We believe that serving less than one year of prison for each life he took fails to hold Reck accountable for the choices he knowingly made as an adult and a convicted drunk driver." They have started an online petition. You do not have to have known David to sign the petition, but you do need to agree that a person who snuffed out three lives and altered many others through his own negligence should be held accountable for his actions.

Posted at 04:55 AM

Sunday, December 05, 2004

"EMINEM IS RIGHT" [Ramesh Ponnuru]
says Mary Eberstadt.

Posted at 11:45 PM

STEM CELLS ARE ABOUT PHILOSOPHY, NOT SCIENCE [Jonah Goldberg ]
Interesting piece by Paul Cella.

Posted at 09:15 PM

NOW THEY TELL US [Ramesh Ponnuru]
Jeff Faux in The American Prospect: "We who were outraged by the charge that he was a flip-flopper still don't know what Kerry really thinks about the war in Iraq, or what he would have done very differently. . . . Kerry told the audience that his health-care proposal was not 'government run,' which anyone over the age of 12 could tell was not true."

Posted at 08:40 PM

NIIIIIIIIIIICE [Jonah Goldberg ]
Bush's cabinet is more diverse than NPR.

Posted at 08:31 PM

IS THE INTEL-REFORM BILL [KJL]
a done deal?

Posted at 07:23 PM

IS TOM WOLFE WRITING CHRISTIAN ALLEGORY? [John Derbyshire]
"Mr. Derbyshire---I apologize if you find this too weird. Believe me, you ain't the first. I will keep this analysis of Tom Wolfe's new and wonderful novel short...

"(1) Prior novel -A Man In Full - was also great, but I was puzzled by why Wolfe made Zeus such a key figure.

"(2) The only phrase that would get me by in a cocktail party filled with avid Leo Strauss devotees is the tension in Western thought between Athens (reason, ideas, philosophy) and Jerusalem (revelation, faith, radical charity). Hope I got that right.

"(3) In this novel, we see young Charlotte pass from Sparta (!!) NC to college and suffer a kind of death (clinical depression after the unfortunate night at the fraternity formal), and then a kind of resurrection (or at least a recovery). We also see the minor character Jojo who starts to get his bearings when he enrolls in the class on Socrates. He also dies (OK, loses his starting job) but rises (OK gets his job back).

"(4) So after a novel where we hear about a Stoic ideal, we see another novel where we start in Greece (sort of) but see the story play out on a Christian grid.

"Look, Wolfe is a smart cookie, and went to W&L (famous for teaching 'Arts - not 'Liberal Arts'), and if I can find this trail of bread crumbs, I suspect they may have been put there by the man in the white linen suit.

"(5) We note that Wolfe does his reportage on our amygdalas, but my guess (or at least my hope) is that he is smirking at the learned sorts. The best thing to happen to young Charlotte is her D- in the Starling class - dammit, we are bigger than our amygdalas. Our faith wins."

Oh, boy. I am reminded of the fellow who wrote to me after I had mentioned the movie Cool Hand Luke, demonstrating at great length that the entire movie was a Christian allegory. That one had me pretty much convinced. This one... I dunno. What is Wolfe's confession, anyway?It's plain from the Forbes essay that he's not an atheist.

Posted at 07:17 PM

WORD PLAY [John Derbyshire]
Deeply suspicious as I am, as all parents must be, of anything arising from, referring to, or connected with kids' TV, I cannot find it in me to dislike my daughter Nellie's "Nickelodeon" magazine, which contains some clever and witty stuff. Try this from the current (Dec/Jan 2005) issue, p.64. In a comic strip filling the page, a teacher asks his class if they have any questions. They come up with the following:

"Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?"

"What was the best thing before sliced bread?"

"We know the speed of light is 186,000 miles per second... but what's the speed of dark?"

"Why isn't 'phonetic' spelled the way it sounds?"

"What's another word for 'synonym'?"

"Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical questions?"

As kids' humor goes, this is good stuff.

Posted at 07:14 PM

RE: ROYALS STAYING ALIVE [KJL]
More from Matt Franck:
Here's a follow-up to Peter Robinson's comment about the three royals who lived from 1738 to 2002. Not so impressive for longevity, but illustrative of how short our history is: John Quincy Adams turned nine years old the year of the Declaration of Independence. When he was very old, he met a little boy named Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr, who turned seven the year Adams died. When Holmes was an aged justice of the U.S. Supreme Court, one of his clerks was named Alger Hiss. Hiss died in 1996 at the age of 92. Three long lives (1767-1848, 1841-1935, 1904-1996) spanned 220 years of our history as a nation, and each man knew the one before. Three lives that in their understanding of politics went from good to bad to worse, but that's another subject.

Posted at 07:07 PM

"IF THERE WAS A JIHAD…I DON’T SEE HOW I COULD NOT JOIN IN." [KJL]
Read "White Muslim." It's long, but fascinating, frightening, maddening.

Posted at 05:05 PM

MILLER/MOLESKY [KJL]
Matt Franck e-mails:
I have not yet read John J. Miller and Mark Molesky's Our Oldest Enemy. Now that I have read the review published in today's New York Times Book Review, I know the book is a must-read. Miller and Molesky have reduced Bernard-Henri Levy to sputtering and frothing at the mouth: "racism . . . fascism . . . caricature . . . lunacy." Levy's review is a veritable invitation to stereotype all Frenchmen as incapable of constructing an argument. Must . . . resist . . . temptation.

Posted at 05:03 PM

RE: STAYING ALIVE [Peter Robinson]
Astounded to learn that Max Schmelling is still alive, I went to this website, where I discovered something even more astounding: Brooke Astor is still with us, aged 102.

Brooke is the widow of Vincent Astor, whose mother, pregnant with Vincent, was helped onto a lifeboat one cold night in the North Atlantic, by Vincent’s father, John Jacob Astor, who, refusing to enter a lifeboat himself until he was certain all the women and children had already been saved, went down with the ship.

That ship? The Titanic.

Posted at 04:59 PM

STAYING ALIVE, THE ROYAL VERSION [Peter Robinson]
King George III, born in 1738, lived until 1820.

Queen Victoria, born in 1819, the last full year of the reign of George III, lived until 1901.

Queen Elizabeth the Queen Mother, born in 1900, the last full year of the reign of Victoria, lived until 2002.

Three lives lived in four centuries. Or, to put it another way, until the death of the Queen Mum, we were only three degrees of separation from the world as it existed almost four decades before the Declaration of Independence.

Posted at 04:59 PM

LEFT HELPLESS [Andrew Stuttaford]

There was a murder last week in London of a prominent financier, stabbed to death in his home in a very Ritzy part of the city by burglars. His wife was badly injured by the same assailants and it was left to their nine-year-old daughter to find her parents and call for help.

A paricularly terrifying aspect of this crime is how helpless the victims were. A report in the London Times notes that “burglars who carry weapons are most likely to strike between the hours of 6pm and 11pm, knowing they are breaking into houses when the homeowners are there.”Of course they are. Under Britain’s lunatic firearms laws homeowners are left largely unable to defend themselves. In the wake of this crime, there have, at last, been proposals to increase the level of force with which householders can defend themselves. Allowing them guns, however, remains unacceptable.

It wouldn’t be civilized you see.


Posted at 04:57 PM

WHAT'S WRONG WITH DONETSK? [Andrew Stuttaford]

Here’s an account of a pro-Yankovych demonstration in Eastern Ukraine earlier last week. The most striking thing about it – the protestors were rallying beneath a huge statue of Lenin.

That murderer and despot still has his admirers in Donetsk, it seems.

Revealing. And revolting.


Posted at 04:54 PM

INEVITABLE [Andrew Stuttaford]

From the Daily Telegraph:

“Ken Livingstone [has] announced a 60 per cent increase in the London congestion charge, drawing criticism from motoring organisations and business leaders. The increase, from £5 a day to £8, provoked accusations of bad faith against the city's mayor, who indicated at the time of the scheme's launch two years ago that the toll would not be raised for 10 years.”

The phrase to use, I think, is “told you so.”


Posted at 04:53 PM

AFTER VAN GOGH [Andrew Stuttaford]

Some people still don’t get it:

”A small group of Muslims in the Netherlands is preparing a lawsuit to block a sequel to Submission, the movie scripted by a right-wing lawmaker and directed by a slain Dutch filmmaker, the group's lawyer said Thursday.”

Charming.


Posted at 04:51 PM

DILEMMA [Andrew Stuttaford]

The now identified Dagmara (“I loooove this woman) is, readers tell me, on TV tonight in, sigh, a Hallmark Entertainment Production of "The Five People You Meet in Heaven", one of the more hellish ideas for a TV movie that I have heard recently.

What to do?

Cold Case beckons, I think.


Posted at 04:51 PM

WHAT A PRINCE [Andrew Stuttaford]

That the former democracy known as Belgium has the misfortune to be run by Western Europe’s most unpleasant establishment is no secret, but it’s disappointing nevertheless to see that the thuggery has spread to the country’s royalty.

The Belgian newspaper De Standaard is reporting that the heir to the throne had this to say recently:

"Some people and parties, like the Vlaams Belang, are against Belgium and want to destroy our country. I can assure you that they will have to deal with me in that case. And make no mistake about it: if needed I can be a pretty tough one.”

Who, I wonder, does this princeling think he is?

Over at the Live from Brussels Blog, Maarten is not impressed. Citing the electoral success of Vlaams Belang (Flemish separatists and much more besides, not all of it likeable), he has this to say:

“More that one million people voted for the Vlaams Belang (about 25% of the vote in Flanders), while prince Philippe got no votes at all, he just owes his position to being born from the right womb.”

That’s right. If the prince wants to go into politics, he’s free to do, but he should renounce his claim to the throne.


Posted at 04:47 PM

OPIUM WARS [Andrew Stuttaford]

Perhaps (he says, removing his tinfoil hat) it is too much to say that the UN’s sudden interest in combating opium production in Afghanistan is deliberate sabotage of allied efforts over there, but take a look at what the troops on the ground have to say:

'The guys have been out there, building relationships with local people that brings in crucial intelligence and keeps us safe. If the same guys start kicking down doors and reporting on ordinary people who are just trying to earn a living in difficult circumstances, then they are not going to see us as friends anymore,' one soldier, recently returned from Afghanistan, told The Observer.”

Needless to say, the US drug warriors (to whom the war on Islamic terror is evidently of very secondary importance) don’t see things that way:

“'We believe that if there is a heroin poppy that needs to be eradicated, we shouldn't be picking and choosing, we shouldn't be waiting for an alternative revenue stream to become available,' Robert Charles, the Assistant Secretary of State for international narcotics, told a Congress committee recently.”

Talk about digging a deeper hole.

If it is felt necessary to do something about Afghan opium production, a much better policy would be for the US/UN to buy up the crop (bought direct from the farmers, it wouldn’t be expensive), and then either destroy it or use those naughty poppies for ‘legitimate’ pharmaceutical use. Doing so would put money into the local economy and disrupt the narco-trade. The current policy, by contrast, will end in disaster.


Posted at 04:44 PM

ROBERT JENSEN [KJL]
is a professor at the University of Texas, btw.

Posted at 04:42 PM

NEEDLESS TO SAY... [Jonah Goldberg]

Reliable Sources is now over. But the satellite signals from that broadcast are heading off into space where an adaptive race lacking its own rich culture will use that show as a template for a whole new society based upon the principles of my punditry. So, I got that going for me.

Which is nice...


Posted at 03:21 PM

LATE NOTICE... [Jonah Goldberg]
I'm on CNN's Reliable Sources -- right....now.

Posted at 11:33 AM

AMERICA, THE TYRANT. AMERICA MUST FAIL! [KJL]
Robert Jensen in the Austin-American Statesman:
The United States has lost the war in Iraq, and that's a good thing.

I don't mean that the loss of American and Iraqi lives is to be celebrated. The death and destruction are numbingly tragic, and the suffering in Iraq is hard for most of us in the United States to comprehend. The tragedy is compounded because these deaths haven't protected Americans or brought freedom to Iraqis — they have come in the quest to extend the American empire in this so-called "new American century."

So, as a U.S. citizen, I welcome the U.S. defeat, for a simple reason: It isn't the defeat of the United States — its people or their ideals — but of that empire. And it's essential the American empire be defeated and dismantled.

The fact the Bush administration says we are fighting for freedom and democracy (having long ago abandoned fictions about weapons of mass destruction and terrorist ties) does not make it so. We must look at the reality, no matter how painful. The people of Iraq are better off without Saddam Hussein's despised regime, but that does not prove our benevolent intentions nor guarantee the United States will work to bring meaningful democracy to Iraq.

Throughout history, our support for democracies has depended on their support for U.S. policy. When democratic governments follow an independent course, they typically end up as targets of U.S. power, military or economic. Ask Venezuela's Hugo Chavez or Haiti's Jean-Bertrand Aristide.

In Iraq, the Bush administration invaded not to liberate but to extend and deepen U.S. domination. When Bush says, "We have no territorial ambitions; we don't seek an empire," he tells a half-truth. The United States doesn't want to absorb Iraq nor take direct possession of its oil. That's not the way of empire today — it's about control over the flow of oil and oil profits, not ownership.

In a world that runs on oil, the nation that controls the flow of oil has great strategic power. U.S. policymakers want leverage over the economies of its competitors — Western Europe, Japan and China — which are more dependent on Middle Eastern oil. Hence the longstanding U.S. policy of support for reactionary regimes (Saudi Arabia), dictatorships (Iran under the Shah) and regional military surrogates (Israel), aimed at maintaining control.

The Bush administration has invested money and lives in making Iraq a platform from which the United States can project power — from permanent U.S. bases, officials hope. That requires not the liberation of Iraq, but its subordination. But most Iraqis don't want to be subordinated, which is why the United States in some sense lost the war the day it invaded. One lesson of contemporary history is that occupying armies generate resistance that, inevitably, prevails over imperial power.

Most Iraqis are glad Saddam is gone, and most want the United States gone. When we admit defeat and pull out — not if, but when — the fate of Iraqis depends in part on whether the United States (1) makes good on legal and moral obligations to pay reparations, and (2) allows international institutions to aid in creating a truly sovereign Iraq.

We shouldn't expect politicians to do either without pressure. An anti-empire movement — the joining of antiwar forces with the movement to reject corporate globalization — must create that pressure. Failure will add to the suffering in Iraq and more clearly mark the United States as a rogue state and an impediment to a just and peaceful world.

So, I'm glad for the U.S. military defeat in Iraq, but with no joy in my heart. We should all carry a profound sense of sadness at where decisions made by U.S. policy-makers — not just the gang in power today, but a string of Republican and Democratic administrations — have left us and the Iraqis. But that sadness should not keep us from pursuing the most courageous act of citizenship in the United States today: Pledging to dismantle the American empire....

Posted at 10:54 AM

RE: CHURCH BOUNCERS [Tim Graham]
Ramesh, ABC actually covered the UCC ad/publicity stunt as a news story about free speech being chilled by "fear of Christian conservatives." It should have been covered, but as a very unique phenomenon: a church running a negative, mudslinging ad against other churches. Where are the watchdogs who hate 30-second ads that lie? Where are the reporters who ask for evidence that conservative Christian churches have bouncers, or perhaps less metaphorically, have members or preachers who tell you to leave? Or that conservative Christian churches are racist and really don't want minority members? (What the UCC is really trying to say, behind the smear, is we'll never really make you uncomfortable by talking about sinners requiring repentance.) I can't imagine this would be the tone of ABC coverage if say, Jerry Falwell's church made a 30-second ad saying liberal churches weren't really acting like Jesus would.

We should point out the obvious: the First Amendment does not extend to the right to have your commercial accepted for broadcast. What's the weirdest thing, though, is this: ABC has a blanket policy against any religious ads. They have a ban. (They admitted that in the middle of their stories.) So how can they be the ones casting "censorship" aspersions on ANYONE else, since they are, in this instance, the "censors"? More on ABC's weird coverage here.

Posted at 10:49 AM

ARMY-NAVY REPORT [KJL]
An e-mail, from the Navy side of the stadium:
K-Lo: I don't know if you were watching the Army-Navy game or if they showed the halftime show, but when the President changed sides from Army to Navy at the half, a spontaneous chant of "Four more years" rose up from the midshipmen. I can't be sure but I think it spread around the entire stadium. It was probably the biggest assemblage of supporters since, and perhaps including, the convention. Maybe it was inappropriate given our office, but it certainly felt good.

Posted at 10:46 AM

BARBARA COMSTOCK, POWER CHICK EXTRAORDINAIRE [KJL]
According to none other than the WashPost.

Posted at 10:41 AM

HILLARY FOR PREZ [John Derbyshire]
I have been telling anyone who'll listen that Hillary will be the Edward M. Kennedy of 2008, if she runs. That is, she will crash and burn early, and people will be left wondering why on earth anyone ever thought she was competitive.

This is based on considerable TV exposure to her (she's one of my senators). She is over-groomed, over-prepped, just too focus-grouped faultlessly perfect. I hear people -- friends & neighbors, including liberals -- say this all the time. "Robotic... phony warmth... too rehearsed..." There is no humanity there, none of the little foibles that make us like a person.

And then, of course, there are the Arkansas days: the shady land deals, the felonious friends, the billing recrods, the cattle futures...

If Hill runs, she will crash and burn early. You heard it here first.

Posted at 10:39 AM

THE DUNGEONS ARE PARTICULARLY CHARMING THIS TIME OF YEAR [Cliff May]
The New York Times Travel section this week features Libya, which it describes as “a once-forbidden fruit …a complicated and confounding land on the North African coast, opened in February after 23 years of a travel ban tighter than Cuba's.”

There’s also this: “Despite American air strikes designed to kill its leaders, and a Bush administration that has enflamed Muslims around the world, I found the Libyans to be warm and self-deprecating. And despite being branded a rogue terrorist state by the international community, Libya felt perfectly safe in both urban and rural areas.”

No mention of Libyan dissidents being held incommunicado in prisons, such as the ailing Fathi Eljahmi.

Posted at 10:25 AM

GODLESS [Andrew Stuttaford]

To revert to a topic we touched on a few days ago. Is atheism compatible with conservatism?

Wise words from a reader:

“My own take, as an atheist, is that it is eminently possible. My movement rightward was a direct result of reflection and experience, namely regarding human nature, and did not involve an embrace of religion, although my respect for religion has gone up greatly. Conservatism, as I see it, is ultimately about acknowledging and respecting the lessons of experience in shaping and preserving the social, political, and economic institutions that make a society “work.” This acknowledges the role that Theism has played, without requiring one to actually be a theist.”

Indeed.


Posted at 10:21 AM

WHITE HOUSE RUN TOO TOUGH FOR HRC? [KJL]
NYT:
Mrs. Clinton's high unfavorability ratings may help explain why a discussion has begun among her advisers over whether she should skip a Senate re-election campaign in 2006 and instead focus all her energies on a race for the White House.

The most obvious challenge that Mrs. Clinton faces in running for both jobs is a compressed political calendar that leaves her very little room to maneuver: The Iowa presidential caucuses are held just 14 months after Election Day in 2006.

If Mrs. Clinton stuck to the schedule that John Kerry followed during this presidential election cycle, she would have to give a clear indication of her desire to run for the presidency a mere month after her Senate race was over.

But that seems unlikely, some political analysts say, because the timing would be awkward.

Yet some people close to Mrs. Clinton maintain that the tight calendar should not be a problem because she is such a big celebrity, and any presidential campaign she embarks upon would instantly attract a huge amount of attention.

But other Democrats and independent political strategists say that her celebrity is a double-edged sword: While Mrs. Clinton does indeed enjoy a level of name recognition other politicians crave, she has earned a reputation that, fairly or not, makes her a polarizing figure among moderate swing voters, an important bloc nationally.

Posted at 10:21 AM

MANY OF YOU ASKED... [KJL]
Meghan Gurdon will be back next week...technical difficulties.

Posted at 10:18 AM

THIEVES [Andrew Stuttaford]

The wealthy, ignorant thugs who make up the core of the ‘anti-globalization’ movement are not, it seems, content to confine themselves to robbing the rest of the world of its hopes of a prosperous future. They like a little theft in the here and now.

From the Independent:

“Italian anti-globalisation activists helped themselves to a gourmet meal, leaving nothing but a thank you note telling the restaurant owner he was the victim of "collateral damage" in their fight against war and poverty.”


Posted at 10:05 AM

AT LAST [Andrew Stuttaford]

It seems that Europe is, at last, waking up to the evil that state-sanctioned multiculturalism has allowed to flourish in that continent.

From the London Times:

“A few days ago, pop celebrities joined 2,000 people in a march through Marseilles denouncing violence against women, particularly in the immigrant-dominated housing estates. The protest against Islamic “obscurantism” and the “fundamentalism that imprisons women” was led by a group of Muslim women who call themselves Ni Putes ni Soumises (Neither Whores nor Submissive).”

And there’s much more.

Also encouraging, signs that people are beginning to notice that “Islamophobia” is a bogus notion, a gimcrack confection cooked up to stifle debate, disagreement and century after century of progress.


Posted at 10:02 AM

IMPRESSIVE! [KJL]
Jonah beat K-Lo-with-bronchitis!

Posted at 10:01 AM

ANARCHY... [Jonah Goldberg]
At the Weblog Awards. The Corner was in a close second to Little Green Footballs when I looked yesterday. Now Powerline is way out in front, we're in third (Instapundit's in second), and LGF is in tenth. Meanwhile it appears the folks around the Daily Kos are just big cheaters -- they rigged some bots to vote nonstop.You should read the comments section about that. Anyway, it'd be nice if you guys could vote everyday (which is totally legal and expected) but the Corner will never rely on a race of slave bots to win a competition. At least not so long as we have interns.

Posted at 06:33 AM

FIRST POST OF THE DAY! [Jonah Goldberg]
Heh

Posted at 06:24 AM

         


 

 
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