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Saturday, December 18, 2004

I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE [KJL]
Commericals from the 80s.

Posted at 11:48 PM

CHEMICAL ALI [KJL]
gets grilled.

Posted at 11:45 PM

STUTTAFORD, [KJL]
this Mars for you.

Posted at 11:41 PM

MIKE GERSON, [KJL]
the president's chief speechwriter, underwent angioplasty Friday. Our prayers are with him.

Posted at 11:28 PM

SUPPORTING ISRAEL IS POLITICALLY INCORRECT ON CAMPUS [Rachel Friedman]
This is of course old news, but it’s heartening to see that professors are speaking up about it. Scholars for Peace in the Middle East, for example, has 17 chapters and more than 500 members. Cofounder and president Ed Beck is interviewed here by Manfred Gerstenfeld of the terrific Jerusalem Center for Public Affairs.

Posted at 11:14 PM

CHRISTMAS IDEA [KJL]
An e-mail (and, yes, I am off to do penance for not responding to this fella's e-mails:
Inspired by a poem I read at BLACKFIVE the military blog, I wrote a comment that I was going to leave an empty space at our Christmas dinner table as a reminder of the troops. It would be an inspiration for our prayers for their safety and a symbol of pride for their mission. I am going to do it. I wrote to Jim Vicevich at WTIC radio here in CT and asked if he could spread the idea if he thought it was good. Unlike you guys he responds once in a while to my e-mails. In any event, if one of you thinks that the idea has merit perhaps you could put it in your blog. Mine is too new to have an effect. You people are established.

I am not interested in credit for the idea so take it and do what you will. I just think that it is a simple thing that could bring some focus for those kids over there. They are of an age to be my kids, so it is easier for me than for you young people.

Posted at 11:12 PM

STARBUCKS [Jonah Goldberg]
For the record, my wife's rage over the fact that "venti" is a trademarked word knows no bounds.

Posted at 09:13 PM

HMMMM [Andrew Stuttaford]

Well, that didn’t take long, did it?

"Leveraging his best-selling memoir, Sen.-elect Barack Obama (D-Ill.) is poised to sign a three-book deal landing him a $1.9 million advance."


Posted at 06:15 PM

FREE SPEECH... [Andrew Stuttaford]

…finished in Australia, it seems.

“AN evangelical Christian group incited hatred and severe ridicule of Muslims when it called them demons, liars and terrorists, a tribunal ruled yesterday. In the landmark ruling, Catch the Fire Ministries pastors Daniel Nalliah and Daniel Scot were found guilty of religious vilification, making them the first under Victoria's new race and religion hate laws.”

Now what that group had to say sounds pretty crass to me, but the key point about the right of free speech is that - if it is to mean anything - it must extend to those whose views are not in the mainstream. In Australia, it appears, it no longer does.

Multiculturalism or free speech? You choose. You can’t have both.


Posted at 06:07 PM

I HATE GRADING EXAMS!!! [Jonathan H. Adler]
Just thought I'd share. Honest, it is the only part of my job that I don't like (well, other than faculty meetings).

Posted at 06:05 PM

WHO NEXT AT EPA? [Jonathan H. Adler]
Speculation on the next Environmental Protection Agency administrator at The Commons Blog and Grist.

Posted at 06:05 PM

OUR FRIENDS [Andrew Stuttaford]

Here’s a delightful story from the Saudi dictatorship:

“Jeddah (AsiaNews) – A Saudi citizen converted to Christianity has been arrested and jailed. Emad Alaabadi was taken into custody last November 29, at Hofuf, a town in eastern Saudi Arabia, but the news was reported only a few days ago by the International Christian Concern (ICC), a Washington-based human rights group. AsiaNews local sources have confirmed the report, and also say that he “is not the only Saudi Christian in jail at the moment: there are also others”. According to news obtained by ICC, other Christians – at least 3 or 4 – appear to have been arrested along with Emad.”

Now, I understand perfectly well that – for now – the West still has to have dealings with the repulsive regime that runs 'Saudi' Arabia, but I am at a loss to understand how anyone – let alone anyone professing a strong Christian faith – is willing to treat its representatives as honored guests, sponsors or friends.

And if you think I’m referring to the Bush family, you are right.

Via Viking Pundit.


Posted at 05:44 PM

"HAPPY HOLIDAYS" [KJL]
I still think the outrage is overblown. Today while at the Catholic University bookstore, I overheard a man complaining "Not even here is it safe to say 'Merry Christmas.'" My old-time struggles as an undergrad against secularism at CUA notwithstanding...he evidently was responding to the cashier having said "Happy Holidays" with his change. A nice woman, being nice, not wanting to offend--it's ok. Odds are she has some clue what Christmas is, being at CUA. (Maybe not, but from her disposition now and back when I was there, she does.) So, again, I remain both a fervent advocate of "Jesus is the Reason for the Season" attitude, but of say "Chill a little" simultaneously.

Posted at 05:42 PM

GENUIS [Rich Lowry ]
I just encounter a minor act of marketing genius. I was walking back to my apartment when I saw a guy inching up to a stoplight with a large (venti?) Starbucks cup on his driver's side roof. In my Good Samaritan act of the day, I stopped at his window to let him know he had a cup on his roof. He rolled down his window and explained that it was a promotion and the cup was stuck up there with a magnet. Feeling kinda dumb, I walked away when the people from the car behind rolled down their window and asked me, “What's going on? Does he want that cup on his roof?” So the buzz is already beginning...

Posted at 05:32 PM

RUDY & DERB [Peter Robinson]
Memo to Rudy: It might be a good idea to start your campaign for governor by convincing Derb to embrace open borders. After that, the task of becoming the first mayor of New York City to win higher office in more than a century will seem the merest trifle.

Posted at 05:26 PM

EXCEPTIONS THAT PROVE THE RULE (MORE RE: RUDY AND KERIK) [Peter Robinson]
Although I was correct to say that no mayor of New York City had gone on to higher office during the twentieth century (Ardolph Loges Kline, who served as mayor in 1913, also served from 1921 to 1923 in the House of Representatives, but election to the House surely represented a step down, not up), I was wrong to suggest that none had done so during the nineteenth century, either. DeWitt Clinton served as mayor of New York City off and on from 1803 to 1815, then served as governor of New York state from 1817 to 1823, while John Thompson Hoffman served as mayor from 1866 to 1868, then as governor from 1869 to 1873. (With thanks to several readers of this happy Corner who shared with me their detailed knowledge of the history New York.)

Rudy Giuliani may now cheer up. To become governor he won’t have to turn himself into the first mayor of New York City to achieve higher office in all of American history, only the first to do so in 135 years.

Posted at 05:21 PM

JONAH [Cliff May]
Point taken. But that’s my point, too.

Shales is a talented writer and, sometimes, an insightful reviewer. (No, he is. Really.)

But like so liberal true believers, on many issues his “faith” blocks his reason -- to the point of utter absurdity.

And maybe I’m behind the curve, but I’m distressed that conservatives and liberals have grown so far apart that it perhaps no long pays for the one to read the other, for the one to even attempt to communicate with the other.

Of course, liberals have never seriously read conservatives* – the only exception being when The New York Times Magazine or some such liberal publication would occasionally assign James Atlas or some such liberal writer to examine their strange practices and mores.

But on the right, many of us did read them. We knew their ways and spoke their tongue, because many of us had been raised in their villages. And I hadn’t given up on a cross-cultural dialogue. But, as I said, maybe I’m behind the curve.

* Quick true story: In 1994, when Republicans took control of Congress, I said to a friend, an editor at the NYT: “Well, I guess you’ll have to start reading the Wall Street Journal and National Review.” He scowled at me: “We can’t read that whacky stuff!”

Posted at 05:16 PM

AH....DRUGS... [Jonah Goldberg]

Thanks for all the emails on one side and the other. I just don't have the energy to re-re-re-re-launch that debate right now in the Corner. Maybe I'll write -- sigh -- another drug war column this week. For the record, I do think Andrew makes some fine points, though I think there are some fine responses to them. As for the view advanced by both he and Jon that heroin potency and/or consumption would decrease from legalization I remain unpersuaded in part because I don't buy the direct comparison to alcohol. I do agree that the comparison of booze to pot works better, which is one of the reasons I'm for decriminalizing pot. I simply doubt you'll ever get me to be in favor of decriminaling heroin. My hope remains that technology will solve the problem of heroin, either by nullifying its addictiveness or by simply creating much, much better and safer drugs which make heroin obsolete. But that's all an argument for another day.


Posted at 04:03 PM

MURDER V. KILLING [Jonah Goldberg]

From another reader:

Jonah -

Seems to me a lot of your anti-death penalty folks ought to be asked squarely whether they think "killing" and "murder" mean exactly the same thing.

The Commandment, which English translations usually render as "Thou shalt not kill", says plainly in the Hebrew "Don't murder".

The whole point, it seems to me, is that this compels us to think and pray and debate the distinction.

Your guy who thinks the death penalty is state-sanctioned murder - well, does he think that's what all state-sanctioned killing is ? Like killing a Taliban dude who's aiming his AK right atcha ?


Posted at 02:53 PM

RE: THE DEATH PENALTY [Jonah Goldberg]

I have no objection to the point of view in the email. Or I should say, i respect the position of this emailer even if I disagree with it. What I was referring to was the argument made by some, including our own Rod Dreher if I recall, that doubt about the guilt of some somehow mitigates the case for executing those about whom there is no doubt. Anyway:

Dear Sir; I consider myself a Libertarian-Conservative and am also a practicing Catholic. You state, "You must defend the right to life of the people who do horrible things like this. And I suspect that will be very, very hard to do in this case. " I don't think so at all. I oppose the Death Penalty, period. I oppose it for Saddam Hussein, I would have opposed it for Adolf Hitler and I will oppose for these people, too. The Death Penalty is state-sanctioned Murder, just as is Abortion. It is wrong, in the "hard" or "easy" cases. I am not one of those who says that the Death Penalty is "unconstitutional," the Fifth Amendment clearly contemplates the Death Penalty, "no person shall be deprived of LIFE, liberty or property..." Nor do I argue that it is cruel and unusual punishment, the Founders envisioned the Death Penalty and at that time the usual method of execution would have been hanging. If hanging wasn't cruel and unusual, then certainly lethal injection is not either. It is not that we CAN NOT execute, but rather that we OUGHT not execute. When one comes from that perspective, it is easy to say, "No this person or group of persons does not merit death." For NO ONE merits death. So, no I have an easy time of stating these people do not deserve the Death Penalty.

Posted at 02:41 PM

THE DEATH PENALTY & THE BABY STEALERS [Jonah Goldberg]

Assuming that there is no doubt about the identity of the murderers involved in the baby-snatching case and the evidence is overwhelming, which it already seems to be, I would very much like the anti-death penalty crowd to take up this case. It's all very easy to talk about the problems with the death penalty in the "hard" cases -- i.e. cases where there's some arguable room for doubt about the guilt of the convicted.

But if you're going to say the death penalty is always and everywhere wrong, you must take the hard cases too. You must defend the right to life of the people who do horrible things like this. And I suspect that will be very, very hard to do in this case.


Posted at 01:21 PM

CLIFF, CLIFF, CLIFF [Jonah Goldberg]

Your first mistake: reading Tom Shales. The rest is commentary.


Posted at 12:59 PM

NO COMMENT [KJL]
An e-mail:
Top 10 favorite Christmas Carols in the Corner: 10. I'm Dreaming of a Red State Christmas
9. O Christmas Dead Tree!
8. Silent Moyers
7. Do You Here What I Hear? Asparagus Ice Cream!?
6. What Child (not fetus!!!) Is This?
5. Have a Holly (Non) Jihad Christmas
4. The First NR.
3. Jonah to the World
2. Go Tell It On The Corner
1. K-Lo We Have Heard On High

Posted at 12:36 PM

LIBERALS ARE FROM VENUS, CONSERVATIVES ARE FROM MARS [Cliff May]
Reading Tom Shales’s review-cum-tribute to Bill Moyers today, it’s hard not to come to conclude that liberals and conservatives aren’t only from different planets. They also inhabit different universes.

Shales calls Moyers “one of the few liberal voices left in broadcasting.” (Yeah, not too many liberals left at CBS, NBC, ABC and PBS these days.)

He says Moyers stood “as firmly as possible against government encroachment into Americans’ private lives.” (Yeah, ever since the Johnson administration, he was always saying how he wanted government off our backs.)

Shales does concede that Moyers “may not have helped his own image as something of a pontificator, however, by mentioning “Mein Kampf” in a cautionary note about the Pentagon’s use of deception and disinformation against enemies, real or imagined.” (Yeah, and … oh, supply your own ironic comment here.)

Read it for yourself.

Posted at 12:33 PM

GOD HATES SHRIMP [Jonah Goldberg]
From the please-don't-send-me-overly-serious-email-about-this file.

Posted at 12:01 PM

HEY! [KJL]
Where are the free newspaper-article ads about the upcoming NR cruise?

Posted at 09:09 AM

DERB AND SHARANSKY [John Derbyshire]
There are few people I would rather be quoted by than the brave and good Natan Sharansky. Here I am in his new book, bottom of page 31: "Yet even Japan's remarkable transformation will not silence all the sceptics. For one National Review writer, a half century of democratic rule is still not enough proof of the long-term viability of democracy ourtside the Anglo-Saxon world. 'Other cultures can fake it for a few decades, as France, Germany and Japan are doing, but their hearts are not really in it and they will swoon gratefully into the arms of a fascist dictator when one comes along. (21 - John Derbyshire, 'Unpleasant Truths,' National Review Online, August 2, 2002)"

(Many thanks to Rebecca for pointing this out -- I have the book on my stack, not yet read.)

Posted at 09:05 AM

ONE WEEK? [KJL ]
I am so not ready for Christmas—in any sense. I’m sure I’m not alone.

One idea (I’m seriously considering): Give NRODT & NR Digital.

Of course, I probably shouldn’t give people who work for us gift subscriptions to NR, but if you don’t have that problem, seems like a great idea to me.

Posted at 09:02 AM

IN CASE YOU MISSED IT... [Tim Graham]
The last episode of "Now" on PBS with Bill Moyers hosting devoted half of its hour to the Vast Right-Wing Media Conspiracy theory. For a feint toward balance, Moyers interviewed Richard Viguerie on his new book about the alternative conservative media. But he also plugged David Brock and his book "The Republican Noise Machine." Lots of clips of Rush, Sean, and Mark Levin. A nod to the meanies at Swift Boat Veterans for Truth, and a nod to the bias artists at Sinclair. (He also started with references to Mein Kampf -- Moyers, always subtle.) Personally, I whooped to see Rush Limbaugh footage from the MRC's Oliver North Roast way back in 1990.

In short, a hilarious finish, suggesting that somehow, CBS making stuff up about Bush, ABC writing memos insisting Bush be exposed as a bigger liar, and NBC framing the letters "ILIE" of "FAMILIES" next to Bush means nothing. There is apparently no partisanship in the liberal media, only in the conservative media. Moyers made regular references to the terrible misinformation spread by right-wing outlets, but only two real claims surfaced: that Fox allowed Peter King to misquote Kerry from a 1997 edition of "Crossfire," and that a Harris poll found 41 percent of Americans believed Saddam Hussein had a role in 9/11. Once again, Moyers offered no proof that Sean, Rush et al were in the habit of blaming Saddam for Mohammed Atta. A typically shabby farewell. But then, I don't think Moyers is really going away. I'd expect to see more of him on TV than you'll see of Rather or Brokaw...

Posted at 08:48 AM

THIS NEWS WILL NOT SURPRISE YOU [KJL]
Shannen Coffin has a model of Fenway on his office desk.

He has a story about it being a gift, but I think he bought it at Hallmark because I was headed over there.

Posted at 08:45 AM

THE OLDEST STRUGGLE OF ALL [John Derbyshire]
I am following the story about the rival Hasidic groups in New York City. One of them wants to put up a plaque at sect headqquarters in Brooklyn, commemorating the charismatic sect leader, Rebbe Menachem Schneerson, who died in 1994. The other group thinks this is sacrilege because the Rbbe was in fact the Messiah, and has not really died at all. Push has come to shove, and arrests have been made. Money quote (from today's NY Post story ): "A lawyer for one of the men explained that the group was protecting the cornerstone, which is considered sacred because Schneerson once touched it. 'His choice is: does he go against the rule of God or does he go against the rule of man,' said Michael Kusevitsky."

Made me think of Antigone.

Posted at 08:42 AM

CARNY NEWS [John Derbyshire]
The Pope honors carnies.

His Holiness: "Your world, that of the circus and amusement parks, can be turned into a new field of the great themes of pastoral care, ecumenism and the encounter of members of other religions, and the common commitment to building a universal brotherhood."

Mull over THAT while you're riding the Pirate Ship.

Posted at 08:39 AM

HOME-ALONE AMERICA [KJL]
This book should be a bestseller. It's not the annoying mommy-wars stuff you get in chick mags and on morning shows. It's a probing look at what the life of many American kids is like--who we are and are becoming. Mary Eberstadt is not preaching to a choir, or fluffing her way through a book. It's hard stuff, that's hard to say. But she has, and deserves credit and needs to be read. Anyway, here's my Q&A with Mary.

Posted at 08:35 AM

OH COME ON... [Jonah Goldberg]

Andrew Sullivan's "Quote of the Day" is from a blogger named John Coleman :

"There is no theocracy in the United States, and we remain one of the freest and most open countries in the globe; but what happens when the party that once promised to guard this freedom transforms into its detractor? In the late 1990s Bill Clinton shifted domestic politics to the right BECAUSE he was a Democrat (and could). What happens when the party of the right leans away from the defense of liberty and toward the despicable martial art of book burning?"


Please. The "book burning" reference is to some Alabama state legislator who apparently wants to ban some books in Alabama. It is upon this thin gruel Mr. Coleman works himself up into a mighty fine lather about Republicans, the conservative movement and its failure to deal with its drift toward book burning (actually the Alabama guy wants to bury the books). Coleman's essay is in turn a response to Michael Totten's "challenge" to conservatives (other than Sullivan) to complain about Conservative nanny-statism. Coleman & Totten both make it sound like no "prominent conservative" has raised any objections to nanny-statism.

Okay, two points: One do I now get to extrapolate from every nutty idea a leftwing state legislator comes up with a new drift of the entire Democratic Party and liberalism generally? Is Maxine Waters the new weathervane of American liberalism. Give me a break. It doesn't take courage to condemn this sort of thing, it takes awareness of it. And, unless your scouring the Guardian for hit-pieces on the American right, you probably missed this whole story.

Second: It's just a fable that conservatives haven't complained about Bush's nanny-statism and expansion of entitlements. To think otherwise indicates that you've been reading too much of the Guardian and too little of National Review or even the Washington Post.


Posted at 08:32 AM

POPPYCOCK [Andrew Stuttaford]
Jonah, taking your arguments by the numbers:

1. Um, this is a bit of a straw man. As you indeed recognize, I'm not claiming that it is "sufficient" to argue that the war on terror is by itself reason to scrap the war on drugs, and I don't think there many on the legalization side who would. There are countless reasons to scrap the war on drugs. Its immensely unhelpful contribution to the war on Islamic extremism is yet another.

2. Actually, opiate producers are legitimate businesses already. That's where prescription opiates come from. My point (and I'd guess Christopher Hitchens' ) is that prohibition has generated something else altogether - a blackmarket trade in opiates. The extraordinary profits that this generates encourages dealers to push their products wherever, whenever and however they can. Legalization which is (conservatives should note) merely a reversion, roughly speaking, to the legal situation that prevailed in the early 20th Century, would stamp out the black market. With that market gone, its perverse incentives would die. As a result, I suspect that consumption would fall, and what consumption there was would be in safer form. Most people simply are not that self-destructive. They weren't a century ago. They aren't now. Sadly, there'd still be some junkies. There will always be junkies, but with a small fraction of the billions in law enforcement dollars saved by the abolition of drug prohibition, there will be plenty of cash to help them. There isn't now.

3. You're right, of course, that Afghanistan would lose its competitive advantage if the trade in opiates was freed up, but let's be honest, that change is not likely to happen any time soon. We're talking about the real world now, a real world in which prohibitionists have to explain how destroying the Afghans' only source of income is going to win them over to the West.

4. Hitchens is right. Tough talk about crushing the mafia may be fine, and crushing them may be even better (as you say, they are bad guys) but it does nothing to address the effects of the impoverishment that will result from the destruction of a poor country's only cash crop.

We could argue this forever, but I do think that the war on Islamic terror has added a new dimension - and a new urgency - to the debate over drugs. With the exception of a few pieces of crass - and spectacularly dishonest - propaganda, I see no sign at all that this has occurred to the Bush administration. And that failure is, quite simply, unforgiveable.


Posted at 08:26 AM

RE: AMAZING [KJL]
Current AOL headlines--three on this story, one after another, on their start page:
Woman Slain, Fetus Stolen

Woman arrested, baby returned in bizarre murders

Infant in good health
For starters, that lead headline it would have been too much to say "Mother Slain"? It would have made more editorial sense--no repeat of "woman" for two different people...

Posted at 08:22 AM

LOOK WITHIN, LOOK WITHIN [KJL]
The ACLU violates privacy?

Posted at 08:18 AM

PASSION FOR THE PASSION [KJL]
There's a petition drive to ask the Academy to nominate The Passion of the Christ & its peeps for Oscars. It's gotten 10,000 signatures in 10 days.

Posted at 08:15 AM

KEEPING D.C. DOWN [KJL]
Porn peddlers--"the sex industry"--evidently contributed to the effort to kill the new D.C. stadium. Anything to keep South Cap. St. down. Nice job.

Posted at 08:07 AM

RE: AMAZING [KJL]
Awful and miraculous. Not to make a cheap political point, but can the same people who see this girl as a baby not have to think longer and harder about dehumanizing babies in their mother's wombs? The rules increasingly seem to be: mother wants, then we have a baby, whatever stage; mother decides it's a mistake not a baby, it's just tissue and a mess easily removed.

I really think people see these contradictions--people outside the sophisticated Left/punditry/abortion-industry bubble.

Posted at 08:01 AM

Friday, December 17, 2004

AN AMAZING STORY [John J. Miller]
"SKIDMORE, Mo. -- A baby who was cut from her mother's womb during a grisly slaying was found in good health Friday, bringing relief to authorities who had spent the last day frantically searching for the little girl." Read the full article here.

Posted at 08:13 PM

ASPARAGUS ICE CREAM [John J. Miller]
I tried the asparagus ice cream with K Lo. Kate O'Beirne suggested that we order it, I think mainly so we could spend the rest of our lives telling people that we've actually tasted the stuff. Can you imagine a better topic for small talk? Having said that, I must say that if you really want to eat something that tastes like a vegetable, it should probably be an actual vegetable, so that you also derive a health benefit from it. In the meantime, I hope the biotechnologists figure out a way to make asparagus taste like chocolate.

Posted at 08:09 PM

AMAZING [KJL]
I got more e-mail about asparagus ice cream than I get all day on days when I actually mention some issues of importance. Go figure.

Posted at 06:42 PM

OH, HOW DISAPPOINTING [KJL]
Gee, I had thought Christie Todd Whitman was with us for so long. How shocking.

Posted at 06:40 PM

SOLD OUT [Jack Fowler]
of the original edition of The National Review Treasury of Classic Children’s Literature. None left. Not here, not in some warehouse, not hidden in KLO’s office (disregard the order form – I won’t be able to put the “SOLD OUT” label there until Monday). But fear not: There’s plenty of Volume Two editions remaining, and as far as I’m concerned this 500-plus page, lavishly illustrated collection of over three dozen wonderful and wholesome stories is the better of the two books anyway. Order (what’s left) of NR’s super duper kid’s books (we’ve also got the delightful “Bedtime Stories” collection in stock) here. Remember, they make – as thousands of you already know – perfect Christmas presents.

Posted at 06:37 PM

DEFENDING MY HONOR [KJL]
The asparagus was more like a group experiment than a freely ordered dessert on my part. Was out with some NR DCers and most of us tried a little.

Posted at 06:33 PM

NOTE TO THE NETWORKS [Jonah Goldberg]
Stop calling the living breathing baby a "fetus." It's one thing to have an argument about whether fetuses are babies, but babies -- for these purposes defined as human infants living on their own outside the mother -- are never fetuses.

Posted at 04:47 PM

THEY FOUND THE BABY [Jonah Goldberg ]

That's a blessing. Now they need to find the guy who killed her mother and do very bad things to him.


Posted at 04:40 PM

"WAR ON TERROR OR . . ." [Jonathan H. Adler]
I agree with Jonah's point that "War on terror or [fill-in-the-blank]" is not a very powerful argument. But it is worth remembering that the more we ask government to do, the less effective it will be at each task. As Jonah notes, the war on terror makes all other public policies more difficult. This just underscores the broader policy point that we should only let the government do those few things that the government must do to ensure our liberty and security -- and then there is a modest chance that the government might do those few things passably well. Combatting terrorism is something that government must do. But ask the government to do much more (and I'm speaking in the abstract here, not about the drug war or any other specific policy), and the government will do nothing well. It's a point both conservatives and liberals alike would do well to remember.

(Now back to grading exams.)

Posted at 04:34 PM

DRUG POTENCY [Jonathan H. Adler]
Jonah -- Here's a little quibble with your scenario of what to expect were heroin a "legitimate business." The experience with both drug and alcohol prohibition suggests that potency would decrease not increase. For instance, during alcohol prohibition, hard liquor's proportion of alcohol consumption skyrocketed, and it came back down once alcohol was legalized (and its share has continued to ebb). Prohibition creates a substantial incentive to pack the biggest bang in the smallest package.

Posted at 04:34 PM

CHICKEN LITTLE [Jonathan H. Adler]
No, this is not about Al Gore.

Posted at 04:34 PM

BLAIR-HAGEL [Jonathan H. Adler]
Senator Chuck Hagel was once the arch opponent of the Kyoto Protocol. Now, it seems, he wants to play a leading role in a post-Kyoto climate change agreement pushed by British PM Tony Blair. Kyoto was the "wrong solution" to climate change, Hagel says. Now he wants to work toward the "right solution," hence his recent meeting with Blair.

Posted at 04:34 PM

BANNING GUNS LOCALLY [Jonathan H. Adler]
Eugene Volokh argues San Francisco's proposed gun ban isn't just a "local" issue.

Posted at 04:34 PM

TOUTING THOMAS [Jonathan H. Adler]
Northwestern University law prof Stephen Presser praises Justice Thomas in Legal Affairs.

Posted at 04:34 PM

HOT AIR IN BUENOS AIRES [Jonathan H. Adler]
The Commons Blog and TechCentralStation both have lots of updates from teh climate change negotiations in Buenos Aires. It seems that Kyoto is dead, and something positive might come out of this UN confab after all.

Posted at 04:34 PM

DRUGS, WARS, ETC [Jonah Goldberg]

Andrew, I don't want to get into a whole drug war thing late on a Friday (in part because pro-legalization emailers can be dismayingly obnoxious), but a few random quick points:

1. I'm just not persuaded by your mantra: "War on terror or war on drugs? Choose one. You can't fight both." As a general proposition I don't see how it's any different than the countless declarations from liberals along the lines of "War on terror or tax cuts, you can't have both." In other words, I don't think it's sufficient to take a policy you'd want to get rid of anyway and then say the war on terror justifies getting rid of it. I am perfectly willing to concede that the war on terror makes the war on drugs more difficult, and vice versa, but the war on terror makes pretty much all public policies more difficult. That doesn't automatically mean it's not a worthwhile project. Ditto the war on drugs.

2. Now today you do offer something more than the mantra, but even here I'm not sure I see how it makes legalization obviously correct. So, according to you and Hitch, we should legalize heroin because if we did so it would make heroin producers into legitimate business men? Encouraging -- or at the very least not discouraging -- millions of Americans to become dope fiends and smack addicts in order to put warlords out of one lucrative business seems like a pretty odd national security argument to me. If we legalize heroin, should we offer the Afghans preferential treatment in the heroin trade, even if it harms our more deserving American poppy growers? I'm patriotic enough to believe that if you're going to buy H you might as well buy it from the US of A.

3. More seriously, who says Afghanistan wouldn't be hurt by legalization? Surely other nations -- not to mention the biotech and agribusiness industries -- which are now out of the heroin business would jump in once America lifted its trade and legal barriers against the product. Once that happened, presumably the price would drop, even as demand (and potency) increased. This might be good or bad, depending on your point of view, but it wouldn't be a great boon to the average poppy grower in Afghanistan. I don't know a lot about the agricultural issues here, but it seems to me that once poppies become just another crop in the global marketplace, Afghanistan's competitive advantages disappear.

3. Hitchens calls the demand for a ruthless crackdown on the Afghan mafia a "non-sequitur." Maybe this is a wrong proposal, but it's not an illogical one. The warlords and mafia are bad people, regardless of what you think of the drug trade. They murder people. Crushing them would be a good thing.


Posted at 04:07 PM

GROWTH IS NO SOLUTION [Ramesh Ponnuru]
Economic growth is a great thing, but how does it fix Social Security? James Glassman of JP Morgan Chase seems to be saying that forecasts about Social Security's solvency are too pessimistic about growth--that, at least, is how reform opponents are taking his remarks. But growth is highly unlikely to make the program solvent. Benefits are tied to wages. Increased growth would increase revenues. But it would also mean increased wages, and therefore increased benefits. The structural gap between revenues and benefits can't be eliminated by increased economic growth.

Posted at 03:36 PM

ALL I HAVE TO REPORT RIGHT NOW [KJL]
is that the asparagus ice cream at D.C.'s new trendy (but somewhat slow) Belga Cafe truly tastes like asparagus.

Posted at 03:25 PM

HELPING THE JIHAD [Andrew Stuttaford]
The only possible, if rather half-hearted, 'defense' of the Bush administration's pursuit of the boneheaded and destructive 'war on drugs' is that it has not been any dumber than its predecessors. No more. When a nation finds itself fighting a (real) war, in this case the war against Islamic extremism, its priorities may well need to change. Unfortunately, this message has not sunk home with America's drug prohibitionists, or the president who supports them. Not content with doing their best to wreck both this nation's core freedoms and its social fabric, they are now set on helping fund the terrorists who are this country's most dangerous enemy. In some ways this is obvious (prohibition creates a highly profitable black market), but the latest campaign--eradicating opium poppies in Afghanistan--sets new standards for stupidity. I've mentioned this topic before in the Corner, but what Christopher Hitchens has (with typical eloquence) to say in a recent piece in Slate needs repeating here.
...picture something that you do not have to imagine--a determined effort by the liberators of Afghanistan to force the country back into warlordism and anarchy. Every day, soldiers acting in our name are burning or spraying Afghanistan's only viable crop.Like many stories in the mainstream media, this dramatic piece of news can appear on the front page only if it is printed upside down. Thus we learned from the New York Times of Dec. 11, in a front-page article bylined by Eric Schmitt, that a secret "assessment" by Lt. Gen. David Barno, the senior American officer in the country, has concluded that poppy cultivation is the main threat to the creation of a decent society, and the main avenue by which former Taliban and al-Qaida forces can hope to return from their crushing defeat. Any attentive reading of the report, however, shows that it is the campaign against poppy cultivation that constitutes the threat. This point was underlined, perhaps coincidentally, by an op-ed essay in the same edition of the Times, written by Afghanistan's tireless and talented finance minister, Ashraf Ghani. "Today," he wrote, "many Afghans believe that it is not drugs, but an ill-conceived war on drugs that threatens their economy and nascent democracy" [my italics]. Ghani went on to point out that a third of Afghanistan's GDP depends on the crop and that "destroying that trade without offering our farmers a genuine alternative livelihood has the potential to undo the embryonic economic gains of the past three years." As he further emphasized, these highly undesirable consequences arise from the control of the trade by a "mafia" with links to Islamic nihilism. Ghani's meticulous analysis promptly broke down with a non-sequitur: a call for more money and force to be spent in combating a "mafia" that, as he has already admitted, commands a decisive part of the rural economy. Nowhere is it even asked what would happen if the trade was legalized and taxed: a measure that would immediately remove it from mafia control and immediately enrich a vast number of Afghan cultivators who currently exist on the margin of survival...
War on terror or war on drugs? Choose one. You can't fight both. Via Reason.

Posted at 03:22 PM

CONFUSION [Ramesh Ponnuru]
One thing Andrew Sullivan has rarely been accused of is lack of clarity, but I'm in the dark as to what he means here: "I do believe that the right to marry is covered under equal protection guarantees under Loving, but that's a separate matter than the federalist issue, and would require a sea-change in public attitudes toward gay relationships (a sea-change I've been doing my bit to advance). Still, we're nowhere near there yet - and may never be. I see no possibility in the foreseeable future of SCOTUS applying equal protection to marriage for gays" (emphasis added). He thinks it would be appropriate for the Supreme Court to say that all states should recognize same-sex marriage (as he has said before), but that is a "separate matter" from his support for federalism in this area? Doesn't this mean that he supports federalism until the moment he can get a national policy he favors?

Posted at 03:18 PM

TURKEY AND THE EU [Ramesh Ponnuru]
I used to support accession (as academic a position as that is for an American citizen to take). Nowadays I am more receptive to arguments like these.

Posted at 03:09 PM

GOOD QUESTION [Jonah Goldberg]

From an economist:

Dear Jonah,

The problem with "is WWII responsible for ending The Great Depression?"
is the question is posed wrong. The question implies there that is SOMETHING responsible and we need to figure out whether it was WWII or something else. But one does not need to find a cause of recessions or depressions ending. They almost always do that themselves and usually quite quickly. The puzzle is not why the depression ended but why it didn't end sooner. Thus the correct question is "what is responsible for the depression not ending in 1933?" The best answer is The New Deal, especially the cartelization of industry it encouraged. The best paper is by Hal Cole and Lee Ohanian “New Deal Policies and the Persistence of the Great Depression: A General Equilibrium Analysis", which is forthcoming in the Journal of Political Economy. It can be downloaded at http://www.econ.ucla.edu/hlcole/HLCresearch.htm.


Posted at 03:05 PM

WHAT ENDED THE DEPRESSION [Jonah Goldberg]

By the way, I'm actually more interested in this topic than most because of that other thing I'm working on. So if there academics out there who want to join this fray -- for a little while -- I look forward to hearing from ya. From a reader:

Jonah --

You're quite right that the consensus among economists is that the New Deal probably prolonged the Great Depression, through it's ham-handed price controls and attempts at micromanaging the economy. But you're incorrect to state that there's no dispute among economists that WWII is what fixed the Great Depression. Actually, there's a lot of doubt as to whether WWII played an important role in fixing the Depression.

By most accounts the Great Depression is over by about 1934, and the
U.S. economy starts recovering. Then the Federal Reserve, which was
still figuring out how to conduct monetary policy, decided that inflation was a major threat in 1937 and clamped down on the money supply, bringing the very deep recession of 1937-38. After that, the economy started recovering again. Then comes World War II. But if you looks at the trendlines from the recovery in the late 1930s through both the wartime boom and the post-war slump and on inton the late 1940s, it's not at all clear that WWII causes a change in trend.

In addition, the mechanism through which WWII is supposed to have saved
the U.S. economy is not at all clear. Yes, WWII involved massive deficit spending and borrowing, which in a Keynesian model should stimulate an economy. But the late 1940s involves massive reductions in deficit spending, which in a Keynesian model should have collapsed the economy -- and that didn't happen. The ability of the U.S. economy to move from a wartime footing in the early 1940s to booming peacetime economy in the late 1940s with a relatively short post-war recession in between was quite remarkable.

For some academic evidence on the complexities, see the work of Robert Higgs. A nice accessible piece from a few years ago is at . Or for the hard-core, check his article in the March 1992 Journal of Economic History: "Wartime Prosperity? A Reassessment of the U.S. Economy in the 1940s." As Higgs asks at one point, when you think about it a little, is it really plausible that one of the most costly and destructive wars of all time was actually highly beneficial for the U.S. economy?


Posted at 02:33 PM

THROW FDR IN JAIL... [Jonah Goldberg]

Getting a lot of email like this:

You missed the biggest argument: it's the world's biggest Ponzi scheme. If a private citizen tried to start something exactly like it, they'd be thrown in jail, and rightly so. It was always called "Old Age, Survivors and Disability Insurance." It isn't insurance in any way, shape or form. There aren't any reserves for claims…

I'm a Chartered Property Casualty Underwriter; I oughta know.

And...

Dear Mr. Goldberg,

What I cannot understand is that no one is applying the historic legal standard for the proper stewardship of money.

Legally, a fiduciary HAS TO INVEST in a diversified portfolio of stocks, bonds as well as other reasonable assets.

He HAS TO DIVERSIFY or he breaks fiduciary law.

This has been conventional wisdom as well as LAW for ages. Exactly why doesn’t anyone ask the Krugman’s of the world why the LEGAL standard for rationally investing money for pension funds, trusts and other types of custodial accounts doesn’t have any bearing on the largest “pension plan” ever?

Is Krugman’s private assets all in treasury bills? Does he think this is prudent? Then why in the world would anyone advocate against doing what a “wise” fiduciary is legally bound to do?

Why doesn’t anyone argue that Social Security is the only “pension fund” or “trust fund” that is run absolutely contrary to legal doctrine?


Posted at 02:12 PM

"UNTIL THEN..." [Jonah Goldberg ]
Again, I'm a sucker for this kind of thing, but this is a really wonderful, understated, tribute to the troops in Iraq. It starts slow but by the end it's hard not to get choked-up.

Posted at 01:52 PM

RE: TALKING TURKEY [John Derbyshire]
Jonah: I wrote a column on this back in October taking the immigration-restrictionist analogies into account.

Posted at 12:27 PM

CNN [Jonah Goldberg]
I'll be on around 12:30 EST.

Posted at 11:33 AM

WHERE ARE WE WITHOUT TRUST? [Jonah Goldberg ]

I've lost the Columbia College libertarians!



Posted at 11:28 AM

FETAL AMBER ALERT [Jonah Goldberg ]
Horrible story.

Posted at 11:25 AM

THE KINSLEY CHALLENGE [Jonah Goldberg ]
Don Luskin responds.

Posted at 11:12 AM

TURKEY [Jonah Goldberg]
I guess this is a question for Mark Krikorian, Rich, Ramesh or Derb, but anyone can join in. What do conservative immigration skeptics (if this term is unacceptable, please let me know) think about the Turkey-EU brouhaha? It seems to me it highlights countless numerous concerns over legal immigration here in the states, but from a useful distance. Do you guys think it's a bad idea for Europe? If so, does its badness for Europe mean, for whatever reason, the US should support it? Etc?

Posted at 10:49 AM

BUCKLEY BOOK FOUND! [Jack Fowler]
In the bowels of the storage room--a box with 15 pristine and personally autographed copies of Bill Buckley’s best-selling literary memoir, Miles Gone By. No sense sitting on them, so we’re offering them on a first-come, first-served basis (they’ll make great Christmas presents for WFB fans). I expect they’ll be gone by noon. Get your copy here. But get the lead out if you want it!

Posted at 10:46 AM

BRINGING OUT THE BIG GUNS [Jonah Goldberg]

Now here's a serious email:

When you get over attacking liberals maybe you can get around to disccusing some of the details of reforming Social Security. Such as transition costs of 2 trillion, when we have huge deficits. Or how can you trust the Bush administration to administer the reform when they have made a mess of everything they've done, especially in Iraq. And why would any adult listen to your propaganda when you and your ilk were so criminally wrong about WMD.

Posted at 10:42 AM

RE: FDR IS DEAD [Jonah Goldberg]

From a reader:

Jonah,

FDR is dead, but Hoover isn't.
the Dems can't let FDR rest in peace, because they won't let Hoover die. My 83 year old mother-in-law is convinced that she must continue to vote Democratic, or "Hoover times" will return, with GOP zombies rising from the grave to snatch the Social Security check from her hand.


Posted at 10:36 AM

WHAT AM I MISSING? [Jonah Goldberg ]

Krugman says that one of the two biggest problems with social security privtatization is that it leaves retirees in poverty. The other problem is that firms will take handling fees for private accounts. Since that is chiefly an efficiency argument rather than a moral one (unless the former Enron advisor thinks it's immoral for firms to charge for services) I am assuming he thinks the tendency of privatized systems to "leave many retirees in poverty" is his chief moral complaint. Fair enough. It's a good complaint.

But here's what I'm missing. The current Social Security system leaves retirees in poverty too. Doesn't it? This is not my field of expertise, but I quickly looked up the stats for poverty among the elderly. It's 14% according to no doubt
Krugman-approved sources . Though the Census Bureau says it's closer to 10% (and twice that for blacks). What the Census bureau also says is that poverty among the elderly has been higher than 10% since they started collecting data. It's gone down steadily since 1959 (where the table I found began) but I doubt Krugman would attribute that trend to Social Security so much as to rising prosperity generally.

Anyway, the point is that if Krugman's big objection to the new system is that it leaves retirees in poverty, why isn't he troubled by the fact that the current system does too? Why doesn't he even mention it? Or, again, am I missing something?


Posted at 10:33 AM

THIS JUST IN, TOO [Jonah Goldberg ]

FDR is dead.


Posted at 09:49 AM

THIS JUST IN [Jack Fowler]
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Posted at 09:27 AM

IN THAT CASE, I’LL GIVE YOU ODDS THAT HUGO CHAVEZ WINS [Cliff May]
According to an article in the Jerusalem Post, senior members of the Palestinian Authority have invited Jimmy Carter to supervise the Palestinian elections next month.

Posted at 09:22 AM

DEMOCRACY FOR PALESTINIANS [Cliff May]
If next month’s elections in the West Bank and Gaza are going to be no more free and fair than they were eight years ago, let’s not pretend otherwise. My Scripps Howard column is here.

Posted at 09:00 AM

THE FIRST FALLACY OF POLITICS [Jonah Goldberg ]

From a piece in USA Today about young Democrats asserting themselves in the party:

"This generation is looking for ways to participate because we're tired of losing," says Jamal Simmons, 33, a consultant who has worked for presidential hopeful Wesley Clark and several other Southern candidates.

Isn't this the first vanity of all vanities when it comes to politics: "If I'm more involved, we'll be more likely to win."

Anyway, the real news here is that even 40-somethings in the Democratic Party have to play the "youth" card to make their case. It might be partly true sociologically, but I think it's kind of sad that grown men and women need to play this game in order to be heard. Then again, since the party is run by 1960s types it might work.


Posted at 08:52 AM

RE: RUDY AND KERIK [John Derbyshire]
Peter: You missed one of Rudy's defects. On illegal immigration, he is a total open-borders fanatic -- continued the Koch policy of not letting NYPD officers enquire into a perp's immigration status, let alone cooperate with immigration enforcement officers. Perhaps Kerik caught his own insouciance about illegal immigration from Rudy, who seems to be just fine with it. This didn't matter five years ago, but it matters now, and my guess is it will matter a whole lot more in '08.

Posted at 08:49 AM

WOW [KJL]
I get some amazingly unique e-mails every day. I'm never quite left speechless. But after this one...:
FYI - Sam and Harry's is at the nexus of two parallel universes and you and Jonah were not together last night. Your images were an astro-physical projection resulting from an anti-matter convolution on the rim of wormhole (NRO-68432, more commonly know as Buckley's Warp). All this is much too complicated for mere mortals to understand so its best not to get into it, as the vocabulary to describe such an event has not yet been invented. By my calculations you and Jonah were at least six parsecs apart both physically and mentally. Ms. Lopez, you would know all this if you allowed more Star Trek chatter at the corner. On the bright side, if you did understand the foregoing we would have to kill you to keep is a secret, so its best not to delve into matters of the space time continuum to deeply.

Posted at 08:19 AM

STEM CELLS [KJL]
from fat help repair girl's skull.

Posted at 08:03 AM

THE POLITICS OF [KJL]
dioxin

Posted at 08:01 AM

YOU THINK I'M KIDDING [KJL]
about the society blotter thing. But I am not. Earlier in the evening, being shown some of the best of D.C. by the always wonderful Cliff May, one celebrant at a MEMRI book party said, "Oh, yes, I read that you were in town." Is there any cool person who doesn't read The Corner anymore? Is it not, in fact, a requirement for coolness?

Posted at 12:11 AM

MOMENTOUS [KJL]
Jonah Goldberg and K-Lo were spotted at Washington, D.C.'s Sam & Harry's this evening. The Corner society blotter notes that this is the first time in American history the two were seen in the same location for non-mandatory or an otherwise NR-sponsored event.

Has K-Lo revoked the Star Trek ban? Can we be certain of anything anymore, really?

Posted at 12:07 AM

Thursday, December 16, 2004

SHOW YOUR NIPPLE! [Jonah Goldberg ]

Perhaps if David Brock tied himself to a tree again he could bear-bait O'Reilly out into the open.


Posted at 06:01 PM

LOTT AND THE UNIFORMED OFFICERS [Rich Lowry]
A Lott watcher with a good memory writes:

“Trent Lott told the Air Force to `get real’ when the service brought Kelly Flinn up on charges of adultery, lying under oath and disobeying a direct order. Instead, he should have listened to the `uniformed officers’ who take their code of conduct seriously.”

Posted at 05:14 PM

MORE RUMMY [Rich Lowry]
E-mail:

“Mr. Lowry,

I've been reading with interest the posts about Rumsfeld on your site, and others like Galleyslaves, Professor Bainbridge, Captain's Quarters ETC. One point I've not seen raised: Is it likely that George W. Bush would give Presidential freedom Medals to Tenet, Bremer and Franks and then fire Rumsfeld? Not bloody likely I'd say.

Indeed, I think he gave those medals, especially the Tenet one, as a stick in the eye to the Rumsfeld haters. He may not have anticipated how many Republicans would be in the group. But do you think that, with his reelection won, W. really gives a rat's ass what Trent Lott or John McCain think

P.S. I thought NRO's editorial was on the money.”

ME: It would be very odd, to say the least, for Bush to reward all those guys and then fire Rumsfeld. On the other hand, I’m not sure all of them should have been getting those medals in the first place. I thought Richard Cohen, although much too harsh, scored some points today.

Posted at 04:52 PM

RUDY AND KERIK [Peter Robinson]
Will Kerik damage Rudy’s hopes for the presidency? Or for the governorship? What difference does it make? Mayors of New York City do not achieve higher office. Period. As best I can recall, not a single mayor of New York went on to higher office in the entire 20th century, and it wouldn’t surprise me to learn that none of them managed the trick in the 19th century, either. (Readers who are especially knowledgeable about New York City history are invited to send me emails, weighing in.) Why should serving as mayor of Gotham doom any politician? There are two theories. The first: that serving as mayor of New York associates any politician so intimately with the city that he becomes flatly unacceptable to the rest of the state, let alone to the rest of the nation. As a son of upstate New York, I can attest to the truth in this. The mere suggestion that Mayor Wagner or, later, Mayor Lindsay might end up as our governor was enough to start my father muttering about moving to Pennsylvania. In Rudy’s case, just stop and think: He’s loud and obnoxious (not without a certain charm, I grant you, but loud and obnoxious all the same); he’s an insistent supporter of gay rights and abortion on demand; and he’s on his third marriage, his second having collapsed in colorful acrimony. Is this the man to win a presidential primary in, let us say, South Carolina? The second theory: that, like the Hope Diamond, the mayor’s office is cursed. One way or the other, Rudy’s career in politics is already over.

Posted at 04:40 PM

TRENT V. RUMMY [Rich Lowry]
too.

Posted at 04:32 PM

AMAZING NEW TECHNOLOGY [Jonah Goldberg]
For really bored office workers.

Posted at 04:26 PM

COLLINS JOINS... [Rich Lowry]
the McCain-Hagel Caucus.

Posted at 04:18 PM

AU REVOIR [John J. Miller]
A world without France? What would that be like? Somebody has been giving it a bit of thought, judging from this.

Posted at 04:10 PM

RE: THE WEEKLY STANDARD & THE FREE MARKET [Jonah Goldberg ]

It's become abundantly clear to me that some folks have taken far too seriously my earlier post of that email from a reader who's subscribing to NR and dropping the Standard over Bill Kristol's column on Rumsfeld. I just thought it was funny. Just to be clear, I think conservatives should read both magazines (but if forced to choose between the two, I think my advice would be obvious. Pay for NR and read the Standard at the local bookstore).

As for the merits of the issue, I think Rumsfeld deserves his share of criticism, as does the whole administration. The administration has already, I think, received well in excess of their share. But hey, they're big boys and big girls. As for Rummy's share, I tend to find today's editorial on NRO very persuasive.


Posted at 03:32 PM

CHRISTMAS PRESENT HINT [John Derbyshire]
Going to demonstrate my Ann Coulter doll to a visitor yesterday, I discovered that she has lost her voice. If anyone can think of a use for a voiceless Ann Coulter doll, please let me know. Er... On second thought, and from past experience with the NRO readership, I think I would rather you all NOT let me know.

Posted at 03:07 PM

I LIKE THIS JINGLE [KJL]
From a reader:
Merry Christmas to you and me, KLO.
I just gave myself NR Digital.
Fa, La, La, La, La....
Hi, Jonah.

Posted at 02:59 PM

PHEW... [KJL]
...The Corner is still here...

Posted at 02:24 PM

AHA [Jonah Goldberg ]

I think this is the State of the Union the Democrats actually heard! It certainly would explain a lot.

Note to the Washington Post: This is a parody.


Posted at 01:35 PM

NEAT LETTER [KJL]
from Iraq

Posted at 12:39 PM

ROOM TO LET [John Derbyshire]
K-Lo: If you really become homeless, my tree house is currently vacant. It's unheated, unplumbed, and there's no glass in the windows... but doesn't that pretty much describe NRO world HQ?

Posted at 12:35 PM

THIS ALSO JUST IN... [Jonah Goldberg]
For the sixth year in a row, Jonah Goldberg has decided not to take his clothes off in public in an effort to increase readership of NRO. "I'm happy to stay dressed, if it will keep people from shrieking in terror when they log onto NRO," Goldberg said.

Posted at 12:19 PM

THIS JUST IN! [Jonah Goldberg ]
Pamela Anderson is willing to take her clothes off for a "good" cause. She really must have agonized over this decision, given her legendary modesty.

Posted at 12:16 PM

BRIDGE PEOPLE [Aaron P. Bailey]
Kathryn, why live in the airport or NRHQ when you could do like this Chicago man and live in a bridge? His "apartment" was well furnished -- complete with a microwave, TV, VCR and Playstation. I'm sure we could rig you up with wireless internet.

Posted at 12:06 PM

NRO'S... [Rich Lowry]
...take on McCain-Hagel v. Rummy.

Posted at 11:49 AM

TIMEWASTER [Jonah Goldberg ]

I can't make this work except to have the cats go straight up in the air. But Cosmo likes it anyway.

Update: I figured it out (actually a reader explained it to me). You hit the right-left arrows alternately as you run toward the cat-toss line. My personal best 178. But PLEASE do NOT send me your scores. I still have hundreds of emails somewhere on my computer with readers penguin toss scores.


Posted at 11:37 AM

K-LO DENIES USING NR WORLD HEADQUARTERS AS HOME [KJL]
Actually, I’ll neither confirm nor deny. But if there were plastic seats and handouts, I would be more likely to universally encourage this as a means of rent and mortgage avoidance.

Posted at 11:12 AM

BIN LADEN [KJL]
again?

Posted at 11:06 AM

IN A PIECE ON THE IRAQI PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN... [KJL]
...in the New York Times today, it is reported: "The interim defense minister, Hazim al-Shalaan, added a bitter note to the campaign period’s start , with warnings about an alliance of Shiite religious groups that is a likely front-runner…." Fine, except the piece opened with a bomb killing 9 in Karbala, which actually might be a slightly more bitter campaign note.

Posted at 11:01 AM

SOUND FAMILIAR?/CALLING STANLEY KURTZ [KJL]
In USA Today, today: "[I]t’s clear marriage in parts of Scandinavia is dying." (See Kurtz, here.)

Posted at 10:55 AM

RE: PAGE SIX [Jonah Goldberg]
Okay, here's what I don't get. Rudy had to have known that Kerik had all these problems. Hell, I knew about Kerik and Judith Regan. His sketchiness may not have been a matter of public record, but it was certainly something Rudy knew about. Why on earth would Giuliani back a guy for DHS Director who he knew had to have a high probability of exploding in his face. The failure of the White House to foresee this is baffling enough, but this seems like a multi-front breakdown in political intelligence.

Posted at 10:51 AM

PAGE SIX [KJL]
says Kerik is bad news for E. Spitzer--that Rudy is harmed by the Kerik stuff and he'll run for governor instead of president.

Isn't governor of NY a step down from Rudy!, Superstar though?

Posted at 10:38 AM

WAS LINCOLN GAY? [ KJL ]
It’s baaack...

Posted at 10:35 AM

YOU KNEW... [KJL]
...if K-Lo went offline, JG would mention Megatron or something along those lines. (What he was watching instead of doing his homework in high school; what he is watching instead of walking Cosmo now....)

Posted at 10:33 AM

THE VAST RIGHT-WING TV NEWS LANDSCAPE? [Tim Graham]
PBS omnipresence Bill Moyers will be signing off on Friday night with one more jeremiad about how the conservatives are dominating the national media. (No laugh track provided.) It's always amusing (and yet infuriating) that liberals use taxpayer-supported TV to deny that liberals run the media. For anyone who needs a reminder of the kind of wild, hyperbolic attacks Moyers has unloaded, see here.

Posted at 10:30 AM

"GOSH, YOU DON’T SEEM YOU WANT TO SHOOT PEOPLE." [KJL ]
That’s what one Army cadet tells the WSJ he recently heard from schoolmates at Harvard, in a piece on recruiting Ivy Leaguers to the military today (sub only). Yup, that’s what it’s all about, kids.

Posted at 10:21 AM

RE: PLAY BALL! [John Derbyshire]
Not sure how much I like this one: "Derb---How about this? It's off-the-cuff but well-encapsulated: Play-Offs and World Series -- a POWS-er. Essentially, a baseball poseur."

Posted at 10:07 AM

"I AM SATAN, AND SATAN IS GOOD" [Jonah Goldberg ]
That's what you get when you play Mel Torme backwards (or so I learned on "Night Court"). But here are some other tidbits along these lines.

Posted at 10:02 AM

CURSE YOU MEGATRON! [Jonah Goldberg]

Okay Megatron has nothing to do with it. But my computer hates Windows Media Player. If yours doesn't and you're nostalgic for 1980s TV Commercials, well then your day is toast.


Posted at 09:56 AM

RE: PLAY BALL! [John Derbyshire]
A reader plugs the acronym gap: "How about being a PAWS fan? That stands for Playoffs, All Star Game and World Series."

Posted at 09:56 AM

AH, THE FREE-MARKET [Jonah Goldberg]

From a reader:

Dear Mr. Goldberg, I just wanted to let you know that Mr. Kristol's recent (illogical) criticism of Secretary Rumsfeld means that I will not be renewing my Weekly Standard subscription next year and thus I'll soon be changing to National Review instead. This day has been long in coming, especially in so far as I enjoy your writers more than theirs anyway. Just wanted to let you know. Keep up the great work! Best wishes, [name withheld],

Posted at 09:52 AM

ORDER THOSE BOOKS – THEY’LL ARRIVE BY CHRISTMAS EVE OR EARLIER! [Jack Fowler]
Have those NR books (our acclaimed kid’s titles – The National Review Treasury of Classic Children’s Literature and The National Review Treasury of Classic Bedtime Stories – plus Choosing the Right College and We Will Prevail and Florence King’s STET, Damnit!) shipped via UPS ground (it’s only $5) and no matter where you are in the good old Continental US of A, your package will arrive plenty of time ahead of Santa. I did a little scenario-ing on the UPS site today: Packages shipped from NYC today will arrive by Thursday, December 23, in the Northwest (Seattle) or Southwest (Phoenix); by Wednesday (Dec. 22) in Dallas, LA, or Denver; by Tuesday (Dec. 21) in the Midwest and South (St. Loueey, Chicago, and Miami); by Monday (Dec. 20) in the far reaches of New England (Bangor); and tomorrow (Friday, December 17!) in Boston. By the way, about our children’s titles, here’s what the great Midge Decter says
“Treasure” is the right word to use for these three collections of children’s literature. Indeed, reading through the National Review treasuries is a happy reminder of the time when children were respected as creatures capable of both real thoughts and real imaginings rather than, as they so much are today, no more than a cohort of small and conventionally attitudinizing adults. Indeed, with the Treasuries in tow, parents and children are both apt to begin anticipating bedtime as a whole new adventure.
Right on Midge! And you should get right on our order page to get these and all of our acclaimed books in time for Christmas.

Posted at 09:49 AM

THE REALLY SOLID SOUTH [Jonah Goldberg ]

Ronald Brownstein in the LA Times writes:

"The generation-long political retreat of Democrats across the South is disintegrating into a rout." Across the thirteen states of the South, Bush carried nearly 85% of all the counties; Bush won 1,124 counties, to Kerry’s 216 (Clinton won more than 650 counties in each of his presidential victories). Bush has become the first candidate since Franklin D. Roosevelt in 1940 and 1944 to carry more than 1,000 Southern counties twice. "Kerry won fewer Southern counties than any Democratic nominee since the Depression except Walter F. Mondale in 1984 and George S. McGovern in 1972."

Nod to Peter Schramm.


Posted at 09:42 AM

BGLAD OR BE GONE [Jonah Goldberg ]
Some parents tape a gay awareness fest and are kicked off campus. Oh, by the way, I think the parents should have been kicked off campus. And so should the group.

Posted at 09:38 AM

GOOD QUESTION [John J. Miller]
A friend writes:

"So this whole Homeland Defense nomination snafu is being spun as a problem within the Bush administration vetting process, isn't it more an indictment of the NY Times, NY Post and NY Daily News? Where the hell were they when this guy was playing all his ethically-challenged games on their turf?"

Posted at 05:26 AM

POWERSLAVE! [John J. Miller]
I don't know if it's the best NRO piece I wrote this year, but the article that easily has received the best response from readers was my appreciation of the heavy-metal band Iron Maiden: Lots of email when it first appeared, and now a steady trickle of people who bring it up in conversation. I was in NYC last week, having drinks with some folks who go to New Criterion parties and the like--almost all of them strangers to me beforehand--and one guy pulled me aside to say how much he liked the piece. No, it wasn't Roger Kimball. But still. He's a reader of Roger Kimball and he enjoyed reading about Iron Maiden. That just about made my day.

Posted at 05:24 AM

NOMINATIONS [KJL]
It's that time of year again. Send your nominations for the best Corner items of 2004 and best NRO pieces of 2004 to thecorner@nationalreview.com with "Best of" in the subject line. Results will be up later this month. thanks, in advance.

Posted at 03:48 AM

THURS. AYEM [KJL]
I'm travelling....to D.C. to take care of various bizness Sorry, no red state, alas. Blame any Corner gaps from my end (and lack of cracking the whip) on travel static. But I'm around and watching, so no funny business. (Everyone knows who I mean.)

Posted at 03:44 AM

IRAQI COMMUNICATIONS OFFICIAL [KJL]
is murdered.

Posted at 03:42 AM

RE: INSTAPUNDIT [KJL]
I have no idea what the problem is here--some technical bug beyond me. But the photo is still here, scroll down.

Posted at 03:42 AM

THE TROUBLE WITH PARODY/HUMOR [KJL ]
I’d be a rich gal if I had a dollar for every humor piece--again take the laughing or leave it, it’s typically a subjective thing--that caused more grief than not. It’s almost not worth running them because of the annoyance of being asked if it’s real or not. Sometimes it’s understandable--if it’s especially good, you’re gonna be a little taken in, especially when you’re reading a lot as part of your daily diet. Normally I try to make sure we do something to make it bleedingly obvious it’s humor. “This speculation was written by” or “This parody was written by” or the like. But you (I) always want to hesitate to do that--it almost hurts the joke to have to point out that it‘s a joke. And in a piece that began “The Washington Post is trying to kill me.” and ends with an ID of the author as a "humorist," I, for one, thought it was all pretty obvious.

Posted at 03:40 AM

MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
We had a little forewarning yesterday of this Howard Kurtz piece up today. I was yesterday and continue to be today more than a little shocked by the whole thing. Not that Bruce Stockler’s parody piece on freelancer angst that ran on NRO last week was a joke (you can read the piece for yourself here), but that the Washington Post is taking itself so seriously. Did the Washington Post think Stockler really submitted a piece saying he was Jim McGreevey’s lover? I’m pretty sure there was no ice-cream truck either. (Read the Stockler and you’ll see what I mean.)

Stockler’s done some funny/cute pieces for us and other publications--including Ms. I mention Ms. to point out that so far as I know he is no knee-jerk hack who is out to get the MSM, for whatever that‘s worth. As a freelancer (and in a recent book), he does humor--and he‘s liberal about who he pokes fun at. You can laugh or not, but it seems obvious to me in this piece (no, there was no Apprentice-themed hurricane, as much as NBC/Trump might have tried to get one) as well as this piece (no, Peter Jennings didn’t quit) and this one too (Stockler isn‘t really confessing Jews rule the world) which he has done for us.

The Washington Post is not laughing, and I humbly think that’s their loss, not our scandal.

Posted at 03:37 AM

Wednesday, December 15, 2004

HERE'S ONE CHRISTMAS-SHOPPING [KJL]
option: Buy Soviet junk.

Posted at 11:10 PM

FOR THE BIRDS [KJL]
I cannot believe how much attention this celeb/bird story has gotten.

Posted at 11:07 PM

UNDERREPORTED STORY OF 2004 [KJL]
At Accuracy in Media, the list includes: "The New York Times' refusal to return a Pulitzer Prize awarded to a Times correspondent, Walter Duranty, whose dispatches lied about the Soviet Union and the Ukrainian famine."

Posted at 10:25 PM

PLAY BALL! [John Derbyshire]
K-Lo: You know the expression "PACE Christian"? That's one who shows up at church for Palm Sunday, Ash Wednesday, Christmas and Easter. Well, I'm kind of like that with baseball. I mean, I pay attention to the league championships & World Series, but not much at other times. I can't get a nice acronym out of it, though.

Posted at 10:09 PM

AND ANOTHER THING.... [Jonah Goldberg]
A half-dozen readers have shamed me by saying that I missed the biggest problem with Yglesias' post; his absolute moral equivalence between the United States and Syria and Iran. More on that another time.

Posted at 10:06 PM

OH MY [KJL]
What a way to make a mistake (taking them at their word).

Posted at 08:00 PM

JET BLUE BLUES [John Hillen]
As someone who flies all the time, I sincerely believe that Jet Blue is the model for the future of domestic air travel. But as it gets bigger, it gets more bureaucratic and when combined with the weird federal regulations designed to defeat yesterday’s terrorist tactics and yet not offend anyone, you get situations like this:

This past weekend, seething with jealously over Jonah’s visit to Cabo, my family and I zipped to Lake Tahoe to take advantage of the early snow. Flying to and from Sacramento on Jet Blue, on both legs all four of us were “randomly” selected by Jet Blue for extra TSA screening. Physical pat downs, total bag searches, etc. Now, while the computer system is supposed aid in the war on terrorism by pick out people who pay cash at the last minute, fly one way, have background issues, etc – it kept picking us. Hey, security is my business, so I’m happy to comply. But have you ever seen a three year old with his arms up and patted down? It is almost funny – except to the three year old. Especially the second time around.

Made it as far up the chain of command at Jet Blue as I could to get an explanation and not only was there not one, but when I mentioned how we couldn’t possibly fit any profiles, the bored robot at customer service perked up to smartly remind me that profiling would be illegal.

Feeling safer now. And, we’ll all sleep better knowing my three year old is packing nothing but a soggy pull-up.

Posted at 07:51 PM

RE: DERB AND BASEBALL [KJL ]
But, John, you don't care about any baseball, do you? Or am I forgetting your 3,000 word essay on baseball diamonds?

Posted at 07:11 PM

RE: DC BASEBALL [John Derbyshire]
Jonah:

"I don't know if many folks outside Washington care much, but ..."

Let me be among the first of those folks to admit, I don't care much. On my care-about list, as a matter of fact, DC baseball is currently languishing at No. 843, right between the elections in Malawi and the mass of the Higgs boson.

Posted at 06:39 PM

DELICIOUS WORDS [Mark Krikorian ]
In the current issue of NR, Mark Steyn says of the bureaucrats at the CIA: “A license to kill time.” I have no political point to make about it -- I just love the phrase. Along the same lines, OpinionJournal ran a review last week of a book on Hollywood; I know bupkis about movies, but I loved the description of Erich von Stroheim as a “Teutonic ham.”

Posted at 06:36 PM

IMMIGRANTS VOTE . . . [Mark Krikorian ]
. . . for the Left in Canada, too. A new report (it’s a pdf file) finds that immigrant-heavy parts of the Toronto area were much more likely than other areas to vote for the Liberal Party, and even the socialist New Democrats, over the Conservatives. As one NDP politician put it, “'Immigrant groups are very conscious about minority rights.” And the Right is just as clueless as the GOP; in the words of a Conservative MP: “These people tend to be very entrepreneurial, so they should favour our economic policies. A number of them are fairly conservative when it comes to cultural values.”

Posted at 06:32 PM

RE: KHOMEINIFEST [Mark Krikorian ]
Pretty soon, Dallas may be the only place they could have that kind of thing – the Washington Times is reporting that the Islamic regime “has made Islam hateful to many Iranians” -- so much so that people are even inquiring about converting to Judaism!

Posted at 06:27 PM

WORD IS [KJL]
Andy McCarthy will be on CNN sometime in the 8pm EST hour. Interview about using sting operations to do terrorism investigations -- taped this morning. .

Posted at 06:24 PM

ODD [Jonah Goldberg ]

Matt Yglesias writes:

OFF TO THE RACES. The rich, rich irony of George W. Bush warning Iran and Syria to stop their "meddling" in the internal affairs of Iraq, a country he's invaded, occupied, and whose current prime minister he appointed, is rich and should be savored. More interesting, however, are the similar warnings coming from Iyad Allawi and -- especially -- from Defense Minister Hazim Shalan, like Allawi a secular ex-Baathist Shiite. Most observers think this crowd is going to get beaten in the January elections by Ayatollah Ali al-Sistani's United Iraqi Alliance, which is led by parties with ties to the Iranian government....

" by all accounts it's certainly the case that Tehran has built up a substantial intelligence infrastructure in Iraq with unknown capabilities. So far, however, that network seems to have mostly lain dormant -- something Iran will break out to retaliate against a U.S. military strike or if they don't like the direction in which events are headed. You see a certain amount of breathless reporting on this fact, but I don't know what, exactly, people expected would happen. If Iran invades Canada, occupies it for over a year, stations 130,000 troops there, and commences construction on military bases, I would certainly hope that the U.S. would work on building an intelligence network. The notion that we could take over a country sandwiched between Iran and Syria, maintain hostile relations with bost Tehran and Damascus, and expect our regional rivals to accept that with equanimity is pretty absurd. Everyone is "meddling," the United States included -- there's hardly any choice under the circumstances. "


Of course, Yglesias is correct that it's not surprising that Iran and Syria are meddling in Iraq. But why should Yglesias relish the "rich, rich irony" so? Maybe I'm over-reading, but I think a fair interpretation of Yglesias' point is that Bush is a hypocrite and/or a fool for telling these countries to back-off. Indeed, he seems to be implying sans evidence that Bush expected otherwise.

Would it really be better for Bush to be "consistent" and tell Iran and Syria to go ahead and meddle all they like? Keep in mind, if we'd found WMDs in Iraq we'd still have "meddled" in exactly the same way Yglesias describes above. In other words, even if the war had been a huge success according to the (now accepted) standards of success, he would have still been just as open to the charge Yglesias levels. But, under those circumstances, I think people would better understand how petty this complaint is.

This is another example of liberals willfully refusing to grant Bush even the slightest benefit of the doubt when it comes to public diplomacy. What else should Bush do now? What would Kerry have done under the same circumstances if he'd been elected? This is, simply, how the game is played and Yglesias surely knows this. The question is why can't he even acknowledge it?


Posted at 05:23 PM

NANNYGATE UK [John Derbyshire]
David Blunkett, the British Home Secretary (=Attorney General) has resigned over a scadal involving, inter alia, accusations that he pulled strings to speed up a visa for his girlfriend's Filipino nanny.

Posted at 04:46 PM

RE PLAME, MARSHALL, BASEBALL CRANK [Cliff May]
Baseball Crank’s question:
Was the whole effort triggered by an inquiry from the OVP or not?

Wilson says yes. And presumably he's basing this on some knowledge of the situation. Nick Kristof said the same thing in his June 13th column in the Times, though it's possible that Wilson was his source. But if there's a factual dispute here, let's find out. Is Wilson's description of the OVP's involvement accurate? In particular, did the OVP get Wilson's eventual report? I think this is something a good investigative reporter with juice should be able to resolve for us pretty quickly. So, again, let's find out.
My sources have told me that (1) there was no specific inquiry from the OVP, (2) no knowledge on the part of the OVP that Wilson was being sent on a mission, and (3) Wilson’s report was never received by the OVP.

Sources can sometimes mislead you and sources can sometimes be wrong (NB: NYT editors) but that’s what I have in my notebook.

Posted at 04:42 PM

BLEG [Jonah Goldberg]
Anybody out there have a handy copy of Liberalism in America: Its Origin, Its Temporary Collapse, Its Future by Harold Stearns? Amazon wants almost $100 for it and I need to read just a chapter or two. Why is Google so slow in scanning books, dagnabbit! Update: Alibris has it for $50, which is still basically $25 more than I want to pay. Also, I'm largely banned from buying more books. I may just go to a library and Xerox® what I need.

Posted at 04:38 PM

JEEPERS [Jonah Goldberg]
Peter - Prepare yourself for an onslaught of geek advice. And, please do let us know what the consensus is. I've warned my wife that the day this book is squared away, I'm buying myself the biggest, baddest best home video game system. Oh yes, it will be mine.

Posted at 04:30 PM

DADDY BLEG [Peter Robinson]
Just reviewed the Christmas lists, learning to my horror that whereas one son wants an XBox, the other wants a PlayStation2. Getting both devices is out of the question. How am I to choose? Is one technically superior? More versatile? Or something?

Yet again, I place myself in the hands of our readers. Please place "Daddy" in your subject line.

Posted at 04:14 PM

I'M NOT EXPECTING TO SEE A GREAT DEAL OF THIS PHOTO [KJL]
(From here)

Posted at 03:13 PM

SPEAKING OF BUENOS AIRES [Rick Brookhiser]
Here, as promised, is the picture of the restaurant at the Faena Hotel + Universe in Buenos Aires.

N.B.: these are only a few of the unicorns. I would say there are about twenty altogether.


Posted at 02:38 PM

PLAME & MARSHALL [Jonah Goldberg ]

An email from the baseball crank:

Two thoughts. First of all, the WSJ piece shows how difficult it would be to prove criminal knowledge of covert status to get a conviction. But the standard for getting an indictment is . . . well, let's just say that it can be done. I have a lot of respect for Patrick Fitzgerald, but it would not be too difficult for him to find a way to indict the relevant government officials if he wanted to, given that it appears that they probably were national security people with pretty high-level security clearances. If the evidence is indeed as elusive as suggested, I suspect Fitzgerald is torn between the desire to do the right thing and the power to be an overzealous "indict first, evidence later" prosecutor, and wants to cover all his bases before he stands down.

Second, note that Marshall is big on denouncing the effort to expose how Wilson got picked for the Niger trip. But take a little trip in the Wayback Machine to July 8, 2003:

The most interesting bit of reporting I've seen today on the White House's concession about the fraudulence of the Niger-uranium documents comes at the tail end of a wire story from Reuters ...
A U.S. intelligence official said [Joseph] Wilson was sent to investigate the Niger reports by mid-level CIA officers, not by top-level Bush administration officials. There is no record of his report being flagged to top level officials, the intelligence official said.

"He is placing far greater significance on his visit than anyone in the U.S. government at the time it was made," the official said, referring to Wilson's New York Times article.
The message here seems pretty clear: Joseph who? Wilson, this 'intelligence official' is saying, is some small-time operator who got sent to Niger by some mid-level functionaries at the CIA. All the people who counted had no idea he'd even gone on his trip. And they certainly didn't know about his vaunted report.

Now, I wouldn't be being very straight with you if I didn't start by saying that I don't find this claim particularly credible. But could this be true?

Let's run through what we know.

Wilson has said repeatedly that he was sent to Niger because, as he wrote in the Times, "Vice President Dick Cheney's office had questions about a particular intelligence report."

Now, note the difference in what's being said here. No one, let alone Wilson, has claimed that any "top-level Bush administration officials" sent him on his investigatory trip. What he and others have said is that CIA officials sent him out, because they were following up on a request from the Office of the Vice President (OVP) to look into the Niger-uranium allegations.

So to start with you can say that the 'intelligence official's' statement amounts to a sort of non-denial denial. But what about the broader question? Was the whole effort triggered by an inquiry from the OVP or not?

Wilson says yes. And presumably he's basing this on some knowledge of the situation. Nick Kristof said the same thing in his June 13th column in the Times, though it's possible that Wilson was his source. But if there's a factual dispute here, let's find out. Is Wilson's description of the OVP's involvement accurate? In particular, did the OVP get Wilson's eventual report? I think this is something a good investigative reporter with juice should be able to resolve for us pretty quickly. So, again, let's find out.

* * *

So I don't think dumping on Wilson, which seems to be the White House's preferred strategy now, is going to cut it. But in each of these cases, let's find out. If Wilson and Thielmann are fibbing let's expose them. And if their superiors are playing fast and loose with the truth, let's find that out too. Let the chips fall where they may.
By now, of course, you know who said all this: http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/archives/week_2003_07_06.php#000999


Posted at 02:14 PM

"KLO IS NRO'S BABE RUTH" [KJL]
This e-mail is a little much (the McCain thing being obvious), but I can't pass up that line:
KLo, Remember the footage of Babe Ruth pointing to the right field stands with his bat, just before hitting a home run there? You have done the blogger equivalent by predicting that McCain's...comments about Rumsfeld would land him on the Today Show the next morning. In fact, it was the first story mentioned as the show opened.

Posted at 02:11 PM

RE: PRO-LIFE NEMO, GREEN MONSTERS INC. [Jonah Goldberg]
In the wake of my earlier post about Find Nemo being pro-life, I should also note that Monsters Inc. is fairly green. After all, one of the main plotlines is that Monsteropolis need not derive its power from the suffering of children when the laughter of children is a preferable and more powerful alternative energy source! IF only we could get the powers that be to think in such postive terms.

Posted at 02:03 PM

THE KINSLEY CHALLENGE [Jonah Goldberg]
I was hoping Ramesh would answer the Kinsley Challenge. But apparently he's hob-nobbing with the Harvard Yard set. Arnold King gets the ball rolling though.

Posted at 01:56 PM

FOX [Rich Lowry]
FYI--I'm scheduled to be on around 2:30 p.m.

Posted at 01:36 PM

MORE ON DFW KHOMEINIFEST [Rod Dreher]
This pro-Ayatollah conference held in Dallas last weekend, billed as a "Tribute to The Great Islamic Visionary," Ayatollah Khomeini, ought to be front page news, but so far, the MSM is uninterested. Not so World Net Daily, which points out in today's dispatch that one of the speakers, a radical DC imam, was reportedly investigated by the FBI as a possible agent of Tehran. Meanwhile, Robert Spencer wrote a good column not long ago after seeing pro-Khomeini placards at a Muslim demonstration in Dearborn, Michigan. He warned readers with short memories what Khomeini stood for:
As Khomeini himself put it: "Islam makes it incumbent on all adult males, provided they are not disabled or incapacitated, to prepare themselves for the conquest of countries so that the writ of Islam is obeyed in every country in the world....But those who study Islamic Holy War will understand why Islam wants to conquer the whole world."

The goal of this conquest would be to establish the hegemony of Islamic law. As Khomeini put it: "What is the good of us [i.e., the mullahs] asking for the hand of a thief to be severed or an adulteress to be stoned to death when all we can do is recommend such punishments, having no power to implement them?"

Khomeini accordingly delivered notorious rebuke to the Islam-is-a-religion-of-peace crowd: "Those who know nothing of Islam pretend that Islam counsels against war. Those [who say this] are witless. Islam says: Kill all the unbelievers just as they would kill you all! Does this mean that Muslims should sit back until they are devoured by [the unbelievers]? Islam says: Kill them, put them to the sword and scatter [their armies].... Islam says: Whatever good there is exists thanks to the sword and in the shadow of the sword! People cannot be made obedient except with the sword! The sword is the key to Paradise, which can be opened only for the Holy Warriors! There are hundreds of other [Qur'anic] psalms and Hadiths [sayings of the Prophet] urging Muslims to value war and to fight. Does all this mean that Islam is a religion that prevents men from waging war? I spit upon those foolish souls who make such a claim."
That was part of Ayatollah Khomeini's vision. What kind of person wishes to step forward and pay tribute to it? Why were prominent Dallas Muslim leaders, and a Muslim who plays professional basketball for the Dallas Mavericks, involved in this thing? Do they support this?

Posted at 12:58 PM

MORAL OF THE STORY [Ramesh Ponnuru]
Academics like to whine.

Posted at 12:44 PM

RE: WHERE'S THE ARAB STREET? [John Derbyshire]
Rich: You go south on The Turk Road, across the railroad tracks, hang a left on The Slav Boulevard, down to the 7-11, it's right there -- you can't miss it.

Posted at 12:41 PM

YET ANOTHER SNOWY TIMEWASTER [KJL]
This is much more like something Jonah would post than the last one.

Posted at 12:38 PM

RE: RED STATERS & NR [Jim Geraghty]
It takes more to be a conservative in NY, DC, or SF than to be one in God's country... "the hotter the fire, the stronger the steel."

Posted at 12:35 PM

HARVARD'S INSTITUTE OF POLITICS [Ramesh Ponnuru]
I'm on a panel there tonight at 6 p.m. with Ken Mehlman, Mary Beth Cahill, and Glen Johnson of the Boston Globe. I gather it will be on CSPAN.

Posted at 12:27 PM

RE: VIRGINIA [KJL]
But you're not from Chelsea Manhattan like yours truly. That's big. But I'll stick with the likes of Byron--you can't beat Bama.

Posted at 12:25 PM

RE PEDRO [Shannen Coffin]
Rich, spoken like a true loser. Next thing you know, you'll be switching party affiliations.

Posted at 12:21 PM

ANOTHER SNOWY TIMEWASTER [KJL]
Here. I found annoying. Art class was stressful in grade school.

Posted at 12:18 PM

PEDRO PERFECTION [Rich Lowry]
The Pedro deal is bad for the Red Sox in the short term and bad for the Mets in the long term. In other words, perfect...

Posted at 12:14 PM

MY RED STATE STATUS [Rich Lowry]
Kathryn, I'm afraid I'm only very technically from a red state. Northern Virginia is not real Virginia. I think you have to be Fredericksburg or south for that. I But I appreciate the thought!

Posted at 12:14 PM

WHERE'S THE ARAB STREET? [Rich Lowry]
That incitement story below got me to thinking: what the heck ever happened to the Arab street? It was supposed to blow up with the second Iraq war. Of course, that is what was said of the the first Iraq war too, but this was supposed to be worse, because so few Arab governments were publically on board. But nothing from the Arab street. We've been occupying Iraq and have even been forced to bomb mosques in Iraq--and still nothing from the Arab street. In fact, if you measure from recent events in Gaza and the West Bank, the climate in the Arab world has improved over what it was prior to the Iraq war. So will the prognosticators of an inflamed Arab street ever stop making their dire, cliched predictions? Doubt it...

Posted at 12:11 PM

DC BASEBALL [Jonah Goldberg ]
I don't know if many folks outside Washington care much, but it looks like our local governmemt scored another homerun by nearly-maybe-possibly scuttling baseball coming here. You can read this article or just look at the accompanying picture, which says it all.

Posted at 12:06 PM

PILE ON CRICHTON [Tim Graham]
Surprise, surprise, the New York Times hates Michael Crichton's new novel against the global-warming lobby. "The novel itself reads like a shrill, preposterous right-wing answer to this year's shrill, preposterous but campily entertaining global warming disaster movie 'The Day After Tomorrow.'"

Posted at 11:54 AM

ENDING JUDICIAL FILIBUSTERS [Ramesh Ponnuru]

There are smart, principled conservatives on both sides of the debate over whether the Senate rules on filibustering judges should be changed--as there are on all sides of the related debates over how and when the rules should be changed if they are to be changed. NR is opposed to changing the rules, at least in the near term.

Here's an email response from one smart supporter of a rules change: "It's not clear to me why the George Will-National Review unilateral, preemptive disarmament strategy helps us convince Dems to play nice. . . . [I]t just serves to embolden them, and it makes the President less likely to nominate somebody we'd all cheer."

Will's argument is a little different from NR's. He is worried that changing the rules would put Republicans at a disadvantage if they are in the minority in the future. NR didn't comment on that idea, but I think this concern is overstated. Republicans are not going to filibuster Democratic judges--especially not now that they have locked themselves into the position that filibusters of judges are wrong in principle. And Republicans shouldn't count on a future Democratic majority's leaving the filibuster rules alone if Republicans let them filibuster now.

NR's argument, on the other hand, is that Democrats are unlikely to "play nice" on Supreme Court nominations, but that a filibuster of one would be likely to backfire on Democrats. Which might make them more likely to play nice in any nominations following the first one to the Supreme Court. As for the president, I'm reasonably confident at the moment that he wants to nominate a strong conservative.


Posted at 11:50 AM

CARNY STORIES [John Derbyshire]
Now that I am, among my multitude of other responsibilities, the NR/NRO authority on carnies and their affairs, I get all the carny stories sent to me. Here is a carny getting the worse of things [registration required].

Posted at 11:47 AM

ANTI-COMBUSTION [John Derbyshire]
A reader tells me: "Yesterday NPR aired a piece in which the reporter set up a clip of someone by saying she was from an 'anti-poverty' organization. As contrasted with all those pro-poverty organizations?"

Just so.

Posted at 11:41 AM

IS YANUKOVYCH THE DISNEY CANDIDATE? [KJL]

Posted at 11:28 AM

ANOTHER VIEW ON FORTAS [Ramesh Ponnuru]

"I've recently read the relevant parts of a biography of Fortas written many years ago that includes a variety of citations to contemporary sources indicating that Griffin etc. were running a filibuster. They acknowledged it. Everyone knew it. It was part of the political conversation at the time. If we Republicans are going to say that, say, [Janice Rogers] Brown suffered due to a filibuster after 6 hours of floor debate, then certainly the same is true of Fortas after 4. And back then, a vote against cloture wasn't necessarily a vote against the nominee. Some opposed cloture on principle b/c they wanted unlimited debate.

"This majoritarian argument has some appeal . . . but it doesn't square . . . with the contemporary argument about what was happening."


Posted at 11:23 AM

ANOTHER FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTION [KJL]
Yes, "Kerry Spot" will eventually be renamed. I don't think enjoying victory for a little (he's not even been inaugurated for his second term, for pete's sake) is overkill.

Posted at 11:15 AM

SNOWY TIMEWASTER [KJL]
Here.

Posted at 11:10 AM

PALESTINIAN INCITEMENT ABATES SOMEWHAT... [Rich Lowry]
...according to this New York Times piece. Except check out this delightful bit:

"Two months ago, a show for children featured a talking yellow bird that responded to questions from youngsters in the audience.

A little girl asked what the bird would do if someone cut down the olive trees in front of her house.

The bird replied: 'I'll call the whole world and make a riot. I'll bring AK-47's and the whole world and commit a massacre in front of the house.'

Shortly afterward, Mr. Abu Ayyash, the broadcasting chief, acknowledged that it was inappropriate and removed the show."

Posted at 11:04 AM

CONGRATULATIONS [Ramesh Ponnuru]
to Marshall Wittmann, who managed to get two sets of Washington Post reporters to quote him in the same edition of the paper--in a story on Bernie Kerik and a story on business lobbies' fighting Bush. The latter story, by the way, identifies Wittmann as "a former Republican congressional staffer and now a senior fellow at the pro-business Democratic Leadership Council." Is there a dumber label than pro-business?

Posted at 11:04 AM

PLAME GAME [Cliff May]
Jonah, you’re right. And two top attorneys (whose names you’d know but I won’t mention in case they’d rather I didn’t) told me the other night that they found it puzzling that Floyd Abrams, the lawyer for The New York Times’ Judith Miller and Time magazine’s Matt Cooper, have not asked for an evidentiary hearing to establish whether or not a crime has taken place.

Instead, Abrams has turned this controversy into a First Amendment issue. Why? Possibly because he’s a First Amendment lawyer, less concerned with getting his clients out of a jam than he is with expanding the privilege and status accorded to journalists -- as you correctly argue in “Pride About Privilege” in the 12/27 NRDT.

May I also point out that way back on July 12, I wrote in NRO that if Valerie Plame “was not working undercover and if the CIA was not taking measures to protect her cover — no law was broken by columnist Bob Novak in naming her, or by whoever told Novak that she worked for the CIA.

“It is against the law to knowingly name an undercover agent. It is not against the law to name a CIA employee who is not an undercover agent. For example, I know the identity of ‘Anonymous,’ the CIA employee who has now written a book trashing the Bush administration for its policies. But since he is not — to the best of my knowledge — a covert operative, I would be committing no crime were I to name him in this piece.”

Posted at 11:01 AM

SAUSAGE-MAKING MOMENT: BEHIND THE SCENES AT NRO [KJL ]
More than a few people have e-mailed commenting on seeing fewer articles on NRO in recent weeks (it varies, and that's compared to high election season). This is not because we don’t have pieces we can run or want to run, etc.—which is what some people are assuming. It’s been a conscious decision. The slowdown coincided a bit with me getting sick a few weeks ago, but was going to happen anyway. As the year nears a close, I know many of you are too busy to be reading 15 articles a day, our authors are extra busy too, and it saves a little money...and I’ve been making a slightly better effort myself at doing more Cornering than I had been, which eats up a little time. (I’ll get to writing more than 200 words a pop [off Corner, don’t worry] in the new year, too, if I remember how.)

Long story short: NRO continues to thrive, thanks to you all. We’ll never completely shut down for Christmas or New Year’s (we posted a little on Thanksgiving, thank you very much), so I think you’re typically find there’s always something to read and worth reading.

And, of course, there’s always NR Digital to read.

Posted at 10:58 AM

NRO... [Rich Lowry]
...on judicial filibusters in the Senate. Bottom line--Senate Republicans shouldn't use the “nuclear option.”

Posted at 10:58 AM

YOU MAY BE WONDERING [KJL]
“What’s with all the job postings?” Well, it’s that time of year. We’re both filling openings and creating a new slot (a full-time NRO assistant editor)—a sign of growth. NRO has long done a heck of a lot of work with a very small staff, something we’re blessed to have been able to pull off for as long as we have. But knowing that NRO is a force to be reckoned with in the world, National Review proper is generously investing even more resources in this ever-growing creature. Expected bigger and better--cool new things to come in the new year to add to some of that which many of you have come to know and love (or at least read!).

Posted at 10:51 AM

ANOTHER OPPORTUNITY [NRO Staff]
National Review has an opening for an executive secretary. Great opportunity for a recent college graduate who is interested in conservative politics and would like to learn more about magazine publishing. Responsibilities include both clerical duties and some research work. Please send resume and cover letter to Dorothy McCartney at editorial@att.net.

Posted at 10:36 AM

ARE YOU THE NEXT NRO WEBMASTER? [NRO Staff]
National Review Online is seeking a webmaster. Read the Job Posting.

Posted at 10:22 AM

POLITICAL PROFILING [Cliff May]
In his column this morning, Nick Kristof says: “Mr. Putin has steered Russia from a dictatorship of the left to a dictatorship of the right.”

Now, let’s see: Putin has nationalized the news media, thrown businessmen in prison, violated property rights, and probably arranged for the poisoning of a foreign leader.

Yeah, those sound like the policies favored by the “right,” you know, Rich Lowry, Paul Wolfowitz, Newt Gingrich, Mark Levin -- that whole right-wing crowd that occasionally gathers in Kate O’Beirne’s living room.

Our friends at the Weekly Standard (Scrapbook, 12/13/04) noticed something similar. The Washington Post calls Iran’s mullahs – the ones who have broken with centuries of Shia tradition -- “conservatives.”

Robin Wright has even identified Iranian “neo-conservatives” whose “platform mixes religious ideology with aspects of modernity.” Yeah, Tony Snow and Gary Bauer would feel right at home.

Posted at 10:22 AM

RE: THIS PUTS MY CHRISTMAS LIGHTS TO SHAME [Jack Fowler]
Just another reason why most days these past 22 years, when I walk up Lexington Avenue to the office, I spit at the doorway of the Cuban mission. Humbuggerin’ commies.

Posted at 10:15 AM

W. WAS RIGHT ABOUT KYOTO [KJL ]
Nick Schulz reports from Buenos Aires (no offense, OK City, but THAT’S TEMPTING) today on how the Bush view of Kyoto is catching on. After posting the piece, Nick Imed from his difficult locale: “that Italian minister i reported about…well, i didn't know it at the time, but Italy announced today they'd be pulling out of Kyoto in 2012 (they're committed to it till then). It's not inconceivable that the whole treaty may unravel.”

Nice.

Posted at 10:12 AM

'TIS THE SEASON [KJL]
Simpsons-related e-mail (and, NRO kudos--always appreciated deep in the morning!):
Your "P.S." in the Corner made me smile because it reminded me of this quote from Krusty the Clown...: "And this ends Krusty's non-denominational holiday fun fest. So have a Merry Christmas, a Happy Chanukah, a Kwazy Kwanzaa, a Tip Top Tet, and a solemn, eventful Ramadan. Now, over to my god, our sponsors."

Anyway, thank you for all you do. NRO keeps me going some days. And have a Merry Christmas.

Posted at 10:06 AM

REAL MEN [Jonah Goldberg ]
only use jet powered porta potties.

Posted at 10:00 AM

DITZY ON THE RADIO [KJL]
For those who criticize my use of "random" in that Hewitt post, it was completely appropriate to the story.

Posted at 09:57 AM

GOP RANKS SURGING.... [Jonah Goldberg ]

Dem ranks...not. From Editor and Publisher:


NEW YORK A new Gallup poll shows that the public values “values” less than November exit polls suggested, but another survey from the same outfit released today shows a historic surge in Republican party affiliation.

In Gallup's latest poll this month, those identifying themselves as Republicans jumped to 37% of the public, with Democrats now clearly trailing with 32%.

Democrats have long held more party members than Republicans. During the Clinton years, the bulge was about 5% to 6%. As recently as late-October of this year the Democratic edge was 37% to 34%.

Gallup noted today: “Post-election shifts in partisanship after presidential elections or midterm congressional elections are not routine, but are also not uncommon.”

Another Gallup poll also released today showed that, contrary to many press reports, “values” ranked well behind the war in Iraq, terrorism and the economy as a prime concern of Americans.



Posted at 09:57 AM

I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE WITH A CRUSH ON ADAM SANDLER’S JOHN CLASKY [KJL]
I was completely won over by the new movie Spanglish, seeing it Friday night (K-Lo “review” here), and today Maggie Gallagher makes an enthusiastic column out of its take on parenting.

This interview with Sandler has its swoon-worthy moments, too.

Posted at 09:54 AM

BLUE AND RED AND NR [KJL ]
I had a completely random 10-minute segment on Hugh Hewitt’s radio show last night. I’ve been known to occasionally (ahem) lack brilliance on air, but last night was a winner. I admitted having not read the Newsweek Christmas cover story (and took pride in my avoidance of it) and then proceeded to talk about it anyway (first rule of punditry: you are an expert on everything anyone expects you to be an expert in, for goodness sake. never admit anything else.).

Then Hugh started giving NR friendly grief for being run by a bunch of blue staters—even worse, New Yorkers (I could do without the native New Yorker-bashing in my inbox, by the way--you know who you are, Shannen Coffin). I eventually rattle off a list of non-NYers: Rich Lowry is from Virginia (though the Yankee thing never helps him in this regard, I suppose), Ramesh Ponnuru is from Kansas [which Hugh was cnnvinced I was making up], John Miller is from Michigan…and then my most brilliant defense, “Byron York is from somewhere cool…somewhere in normal America.” (That’s probably exactly what I said.) The list, of course, goes on.

I double-checked with Byron and he is, indeed, from real America--Alabama. He even went to the University of Alabama.

And I’ve been suspected president of the Bill Pryor fan club. Doesn’t that all count for anything?

Posted at 09:43 AM

NO JOE [John J. Miller]
CNN says that Sen. Lieberman has said no to the White House, which had asked him about becoming UN ambassador and DHS secretary. I've always thought it would be neat to bring Lieberman into the cabinet, not least because Connecticut has a GOP governor who might then replace Lieberman with a Republican senator.

Posted at 09:37 AM

PLAME & MARSHALL REVISITED [Jonah Goldberg ]

You may recall that last July, the Washington Post broke a story that Valerie Plame had pushed Joe "Which Camera is Mine?" Wilson, her husband, for the job of envoy to Africa on the whole yellow cake uranium thing. This was back when Marshall was promising a huge, massive, story that would shake the granite foundations of Western Civilization any day now. Whatever happened with that anyway?

The significance of the allegation that Plame boosted her husband was that it undercut the allegation that the White House had outed Plame as payback and supported the notion that the White House was merely trying to explain the existential hackiness of Joe Wilson.

Marshall wrote:

"There's no 'challenging the bona fides of a political opponent' exception to the law in question. While Plame's alleged role may have some political traction, it's legally irrelevant. Government officials are not allowed to disclose the identity of covert intelligence agents, whether they feel like they have a good reason or not."

I responded that I would trust someone else's legal analysis on the whole matter. You can read what else I wrote I wrote here, what Marshall wrote here, and a good summary of the larger legal context here.

Well, it looks like I found the legal analysis I was looking for this. Bruce Sanford and David Rifkin wrote a piece in yesterday's Wall Street Journal arguing that the law most certainly doesn't apply to cases such as Novak's. Here's an extended quote because it's behind a registration firewall:

In all of this, far too little attention has been paid to the law that is driving Mr. Fitzgerald's inquiry. Nearly all discussion of the Plame investigation has instead mechanically assumed, without any critical thinking, that a crime was committed when "two senior administration officials," in Mr. Novak's words, disclosed to him in July 2003 that Ms. Plame was a CIA "operative."

In fact, the most powerful reason why journalists should not be jailed for failing to cooperate with Mr. Fitzgerald's grand jury is because Mr. Fitzgerald has no crime to investigate.

The Plame inquiry is justified, we're told, by the Intelligence Identities Protection Act, which Congress passed because our intelligence community was apoplectic over Mr. Agee's "outing" during the 1970s of CIA covert agents stationed abroad to purposefully disrupt the agency's operations. The bill probably should have been called the "Get Philip Agee" Act.

The law requires a prosecutor to show that a person has disclosed information that identifies a "covert agent" (not an "operative") while actually knowing that the agent has been undercover within the last five years in a foreign country and that the disclosed information would expose the agent. For a person who had no classified access to the outed agent's identity, the law provides the additional hurdle of proving a pattern of exposing agents with the belief that such actions would harm the government's spying capabilities.

As a practical matter, this high degree of proof of willfulness or intentionality would be almost impossible to find in any circumstances other than in a Philip Agee clone (and maybe not even him). To interpret the statute more broadly would flout the longstanding American jurisprudential tradition of narrowly construing criminal laws, especially those that encroach upon free-speech values.

The legislative history of the law could not make its narrow purpose more clear. The "principal thrust of this [statute] has been to make criminal those disclosures which represent a conscious and pernicious effort to identify and expose agents with the intent to impair or impede the foreign intelligence activities of the United States by such actions," reads the Senate report. Legislators emphasized that they crafted the bill to "exclude the possibility that casual discussion, political debate, [or] the journalistic pursuit of a story on intelligence . . . will be chilled."

The statute was thus not intended to target executive branch officials who make disclosures -- whether carelessly, out of personal or bureaucratic animus, or in pursuit of an important foreign-policy objective -- while talking about national security matters with reporters. Indeed, even if Congress wanted to criminalize -- which it in fact emphatically did not -- executive branch release for policy reasons of a particular type of intelligence information, such a regulatory scheme would have serious separation of powers problems. The act was also not supposed to entangle reporters in a net of prison sentences, either as recipients of leaks or as disclosers in their own right.

Yet here we are with a special prosecutor on the loose and in pursuit of jail terms for journalists regarding a dissemination of information which was relevant to the central foreign-policy question of our times -- i.e., did the U.S. embark on its invasion of Iraq with a reasonable if mistaken belief that Saddam Hussein possessed weapons of mass destruction?


Indeed, the piece seems like such a complete slam dunk I am fairly shocked that we've gotten to where we are now. I'm also surprised, from a quick scanning of the usual blogs, that it received little notince. I know Bruce Sanford a little bit, by the way, and he's no partisan rightwinger. From what I can tell he's a liberal Democrat and I know that he's among the half dozen most respected first amendment lawyers in the country. Regardless, I'd be interested in knowing if Rivkin and Sanford are off base here since, again, I'm no lawyer. Moreover, even though Marshall has an off-putting habit of ignoring direct criticism, it would be nice to hear from him. Does he really think that the law is being used correctly? Does he still believe that outing an operative under the circumstances Sanford and Rivkin describe should be considered a crime under the statute in question? Are Sanford and Rivkin properly describing the circumstances? Inquiring minds want to know.



Posted at 09:34 AM

ROMANIA ELECTION [John Derbyshire]
Congratulations to Traian Basescu and his party for winning Sunday's general election in Romania. This was another of those "orange revolution" that is sweeping the last old Soviet-era warhorses from the political stage.

The downside is that your job may be going to Romania soon. A few days ago I was speaking with a friend who runs the IT systems for a big investment bank/trading house in London. Outsourcing of IT work? "Sure. Quote me a price." You're one of these wicked people exporting jobs to Bombay, then? "Nah. Bombay's at full capacity, and getting pricey." Where then? "East Europe. Hungary very good. Romania coming up fast..."

Posted at 09:20 AM

MORE RE: MCCAIN & CO. [Mark R. Levin]
James Carafano, Sr. Fellow for Defense & Homeland Security at the Heritage Foundation, was on my radio show on Friday. He explained that we don't have all these troops McCain and others keep talking about, that sending them to Iraq -- if we had them -- will increase casualty figures and further complicate the provision of supplies (such as armored vehicles, etc.), and that the administration's goal of establishing a government and helping with training of Iraqi forces is the only way to accomplish our objectives in Iraq. Deploying and basing more and more forces in Iraq won't do it.

Posted at 09:20 AM

IMMIGRATION IDIOCY [John Derbyshire]
This makes me so-o-o-o MA-A-A-A-A-D.

Writing in the 12/20/04 issue of The New Republic, Michael Crowley says this.

"When the House version [of the intelligence reform bill] passed through his committee this fall, [Rep. Jim] Sensenbrenner insisted that it include a series of immigration provisions that the 9/11 Commission had not recommended. ... 'His big issue seemed to be an anti-immigrant agenda,'said one Democratic aide familiar with the negotiations... What evolved was a standooff that had more to do with immigration politics than intelligence reform. Tom Tancredo, a hard-line anti-immigration epublican from Colorado..."

Now look. I am an immigrant; my wife is an immigrant; half our friends are immigrants; for me to be "anti-immigrant" would be a very strange thing indeed. I do, though, like Reps. Sensenbrenner and Tancredo, want the people's executive to start enforcing the people's laws concerning who may and may not legally enter and remain in the USA.

A question for Mr. Crowley: If I demand enforcement of the laws against arson, does that make me "anti-combustion"?

Posted at 09:03 AM

RE: KRISTOL VS. RUMSFELD [Mark R. Levin]
Kristol's piece is unimpressive. Actually Congress sets troop levels (it determines how many active, Reserve, and Guard numbers it will fund) and Congress actually limited uparmored Humvee production to "up to 450" per month in its own supplemental appropriation bill (S. 2401). There's also an excellent piece in today’s Wall Street Journal that more than answers Kristol's rhetorical charges against Rummy.

At no time does Kristol, or his Senate friends McCain and Hagel, explain where the additional troops will come from. It's very odd that those who supported the war from day one now complain about troop strength, when surely they knew at the time that we didn't have another 100,000 to 150,000 troops to deploy to Iraq. And, as numerous experts have pointed out, exactly what would these troops do there? Create more targets for the terrorists who attack our convoys, I suppose.

But there may well be more substantive arguments for finding and deploying another 100,000 troops to Iraq. Perhaps, at some point, Kristol, McCain, Hagel, et al, will provide them, in some detail.

Posted at 09:01 AM

WHOA! IT'S COLD HERE! [Jonah Goldberg]
I'm back from Cabo and someone forgot to turn the heat on. Jeepers. What I miss?

Posted at 08:57 AM

P.S. [KJL]
I know you were wondering: I remain a squish on "Merry Christmas." "Happy Holidays" and "Season Greetings" just don't bother me (though I don't think the latter phrases have ever actually rolled off my tongue). Sorry. (Though Gloria Steinem's "Whatever you celebrate in this season -- Christmas or Kwanzaa, Diwali, Ramadan, Chanukah or the Winter Solstice -- reach out in the spirit of giving that is universal." still makes me laugh.)

Posted at 08:42 AM

HOW'S THIS FOR SUBTLETY? [KJL]
From the same AP piece that had the Rev. Lynn quote:
In Terrebonne Parish, La., an organization is petitioning to add ''Merry Christmas" to the red-lighted ''Seasons Greetings" sign on the main government building, and is selling yard signs that read, ''We believe in God. Merry Christmas."

Posted at 08:34 AM

HARK, THE HERALD ANGELS SING. GLORY TO THE NEWLY REELECTED W! [KJL]
This cracked me up--potential quote of the day from Barry Lynn, Americans United for Separation of Church and State: ''I think it's fair to say it's a mistaken notion that they have a mandate to put more nativity scenes up because George Bush was elected."

Some things, you see, blue state America, are actually bigger than politics.

Posted at 08:30 AM

FAST FOOD NEAR THE ER [KJL]
Here's part of a Manchester Union Leader editorial from earlier this month on similar arguments in their parts:
When hospital administrators and physicians send the message that it is never OK to eat certain fatty foods, they harm their credibility. Most people understand that a doughnut every now and then is not, in itself, a serious health threat. Health care professionals would better serve the public by reminding us of the need to view sweets as an occasional supplement to a healthy diet and exercise regimen. They could also remind us how much exercise it would take to burn off a single doughnut — or a grande latte, for that matter. Physicians are supposed to help us make healthy decisions, not make those decisions for us.

Posted at 08:14 AM

THE OFFERS KEEP ROLLING IN [KJL]
San Antonio and the entire state of Florida currently in the K-Lo Red-State Fictional Adventure lead. (One Floridian
"First of all you can defrost. [KJL: Uh, it was 18 in Manhattan earlier this morning, I'm game.] Second we'll pronounce your last name correctly. [KJL: Just don't tell me I pronounce it wrong--very possible.]

Posted at 08:08 AM

STILL TIME TO GET WHOLESOME GIFTS FOR THE KIDS! [Jack Fowler]
Don’t fret. Let’s say you’re out in sunny California, and you’re worried that if you order some of our acclaimed kids books, they won’t get to you (from NR world headquarters in NYC) before Christmas – fact is if you order today, and pay just $5 more for UPS, your package will be there by Tuesday, December 21. Guaranteed. If you’re in Washington state, it will be there by Wednesday, December 22.

What if these books were going to be shipped on by you? Why not let us cut out the middle man (you) – NR will ship the books directly to their lucky recipients, with a nice gift card included to announce your generosity. There’s no extra charge for that!

By the way, we have more than just “kids” books: there’s STET Damnit!, the complete collection of Florence King’s “Misanthrope’s Corner” columns, as well as Choosing the Right College, which is the perfect gift you can give to the high-schooler (or his bank-rolling parents) who could use what Thomas Sowell rightly calls “America’s best college guide.”

You can get all of NR’s great books here.

Posted at 07:56 AM

THIS PUTS MY CHRISTMAS LIGHTS TO SHAME [KJL]
From BBC:
Cuba's most senior US diplomat says he has been warned by the government of serious consequences unless he takes down Christmas decorations in Havana.

James Cason says he will not remove the display at the American interests section, which includes a reference to 75 dissidents jailed last year....Cuba has twice told US diplomats to remove all decorations immediately.

Posted at 07:50 AM

BILL KRISTOL [KJL]
vs. Don Rumsfeld.

Posted at 06:26 AM

DON'T BE SHOCKED [KJL]
Zell Miller's got a gig with Fox.

Posted at 06:01 AM

UNKNOWN ANOMALY [John J. Miller]
A crummy day for missile defense: In the latest test -- the first in nearly two years -- the interceptor didn't even get off the ground. In the immediate aftermath, they're blaming the problem on an "unknown anomaly." It's bad enough when these ABMs miss their targets, but failing to go airborne is just plain embarrassing like showing up to the shooting range without your ammo. Speaking of ammo, now the enemies of missile defense have more of it.

Posted at 05:56 AM

HOW'S THIS FOR A CONFIDENT HEADLINE? [KJL]
On the Washington Post homepage: "Kournikova, Iglesias Perhaps Married"

Posted at 05:53 AM

DR. STUTTAFORD, TO MICKEY D'S STAT [KJL]
Andrew's gonna love this story: A Cleveland clinic that has McDonald's in its cafeteria--as you can imagine, there's a fight going on about whether it should stay or go.

Posted at 05:48 AM

"GUTTERSLUTS" [John J. Miller]
It's been a while since I've used The Corner to plug my new book, Our Oldest Enemy: A History of America's Disastrous Relationshop with France. That's probably fine with some of you. But I did want to share this review, which appeared over the weekend in the Las Vegas Review-Journal. After all, how often do you see the word "guttersluts" appear in print? Not nearly enough, that's for sure. And thank goodness the word isn't used in reference to me and my co-author. We can deal with the New York Times book review labelling us fascists and Francophobes (see here), but "guttersluts" is in an altogether different category of putdown. Anyway, here's what Vin Suprynowicz had to say: "Our Oldest Enemy evokes the kind of guilty pleasure you might experience upon hearing the nastiest new gossip about some stuck-up princess who's finally been revealed as the most degraded of guttersluts."

Posted at 05:43 AM

Tuesday, December 14, 2004

DEM "WATCHDOG HEARINGS" [KJL]
Great promise for the next Senate: rolling out administration "whistleblowers."

Posted at 06:16 PM

BOYDEN GRAY ON FORTAS [Ramesh Ponnuru]

The chairman of the Committee for Justice writes, with regard to the Ornstein column I mentioned earlier: "Never before in history had there been a true filibuster (i.e. permanent, minority blockage) of a judicial nominee until 2003. A single failed cloture vote, for procedural reasons or to extend debate, does not a filibuster make. Historically, failed cloture votes on judicial nominations have always been followed by successful cloture votes and majority confirmation votes. The one exception is Abe Fortas, whose nomination was pulled after a single cloture vote – four days in – failed with 45 votes, indicating Fortas lacked majority support. The cloture vote functioned as a test vote to avoid subjecting Fortas (and President Johnson) to humiliating final rejection. Fortas’ bipartisan opponents signaled willingness to proceed to an up or down floor vote if necessary.

"To repeat: the current Democrat judicial filibusters are the first permanent denial of cloture to nominees with majority Senate support. They are unprecedented.

"Ornstein quotes Sen. Robert Griffin from the time, but somehow misses his most salient words: '[T]hus far, there have been only four days of Senate debate on this very important, historic issue. . . . [A] filibuster, by any ordinary definition, is not now in progress.' And: 'An examination of the Congressional Record . . . clearly reveals that the will of the majority was not frustrated. . . . On the basis of the Record, then, it is ridiculous to say that the will of a majority in the Senate has been frustrated.'

"Regardless, if Ornstein – and Senate Democrats – wish the Fortas case to be their standard, fine: I’m sure on contentious nominees the majority would be glad to allow one cloture vote and four days of debate."


Posted at 05:54 PM

MARION BARRY [John J. Miller]
Taxpayer hero. I'm not making this up.

Posted at 05:27 PM

SADDAM'S HENCHMEN [KJL]
will be tried next week.

Posted at 05:24 PM

MAN WEARING BIN LADEN MASK [KJL]
gets shot in Costa Rica by a startled cab driver.

Posted at 05:18 PM

WE'RE LOOKING [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
for an assistant editor here at NRO, which is an editing position. Send your resumes/cover letters to me at thecorner@nationalreview.com with "assistant editor" in the subject line. Some experience with editing extremely helpful. Desire to edit required. It is a full-time position.

Posted at 04:24 PM

WAS ABE FORTAS FILIBUSTERED? [Ramesh Ponnuru]
Republicans claim that no nominee to the Supreme Court has ever been filibustered, at least in the sense of being denied an up-or-down vote that he could win. Most Democrats argue that Republicans filibustered President Johnson's nomination of Abe Fortas to the Supreme Court. It turns out that the facts of that case are not so simple. Senator John Cornyn argues against the Democratic view on pp. 38-43 of this article. Norm Ornstein did a column for Roll Call disputing the Republican analysis of the Fortas episode, but to my mind did not address the range of evidence that Senator Cornyn adduces. This may seem rather academic right now, but I'm sure it will come up if there's a Supreme Court vacancy in 2005.

Posted at 04:21 PM

RE: VESTER WATCH [John Derbyshire]
Strong currents of opinion are swirling around the subject of Linda's boots. Samples, from readers:

Reader A: "To each his own, Derb, but the prospect of Linda Vester in, say, knee-high boots... as Roy Orbison might say, 'GRRRRRR!' I may not get any work done this afternoon."

Reader B: "I'm with you on the boots. However, I must say that the boots that E.D. Hill was wearing yesterday with her fishnet stockings made my Monday!"

Reader C: "Derb! For shame! It's cold outside. You wouldn't want those fabulous legs to get all goose-pimply, would you? Or turn blue? Or get frostbitten? God forbid!"

Hey, whaddya mean I'm lowering the tone of the whole blog? These are important public issues. It's a **news** channel, isn't it?

Posted at 04:14 PM

THE WAY IT'S DONE [Shannen Coffin]
Not to start the flood of Monty Python related postings, but Derb's "writing by not writing" post reminds me of Douglas Adams' directions for human flight in book three of the Hitchhikers' Guide to the Universe -- throw yourself at the ground and miss. By trying not to fly, the book's protagonist was able to pull it off.

Posted at 03:59 PM

I'LL HAVE TO DEDICATE MY FIRST BOOK [KJL]
to the Derb for that wisdom.

And I guess I'm sorta writing it now, because I'm...not.

Posted at 03:52 PM

RE: I KNOW HOW TO FIX THIS [John Derbyshire]
Kathryn: No offense, but you clearly have no understanding of the creative process. As Lao Tzu so wisely said: "By not-doing, all can be accomplished." While I'm watching Linda, pausing now and then to fire off a blog to The Corner, brilliant prose is fermenting quietly away just below the surface of my mind. See? When it's good and ready, I just open the faucet, and out it pours onto the page.

That's how books get written -- by writers practicing not-writing. This, at any rate, is the theory I am currently working on.

Ommmmmmm.

Posted at 03:49 PM

MY FICTIONAL TRIP [KJL]
I'm now getting afew red-state speaking invitations to entice.

Posted at 03:08 PM

COMING UP FOR AIR [Jack Fowler]
Book orders keep coming … like Orks … but we are mighty Elves … not afraid … armed with tape guns … shooting out trusty Pitney Bowes and Arrows (bad postage pun) … the mailroom chants its war cry … “NR kids books make perfect Christmas gifts” …sad for war cry, but truer words never spoken … still time to get to you by Christmas Eve or sooner … get them here... do it now … off to the supply closet and my Rubber Band of Brothers!

Posted at 02:55 PM

I KNOW HOW TO FIX THIS [KJL]
Derb, aren't you supposed to be writing book chapters about quarters or something?

Posted at 02:48 PM

RE: VESTER [KJL]
I have the feeling I've lost control of things in here...next I'll be commenting what a waste it is Sean Hannity is on the radio for three hours and TV for only one.

Posted at 02:45 PM

VESTER WATCH [John Derbyshire]
Linda Vester was wearing boots on her midday show. Boots!

Memo to Linda: There are ten million middle-aged guys out here whose passage through the long dark lunchtime of the soul is eased a little by a glimpse of your legs. Lose the boots, honey.

Posted at 02:43 PM

O.K. WITH ME [John J. Miller]
I visited Oklahoma City for the first time ever this year, while I was covering Tom Coburn's Senate race. I had a few hours free one afternoon and went to the Oklahoma City National Memorial, the site of the 1995 bombing. It's not the kind of tourist destination you actually enjoy -- you wish there were no need for it -- yet I found the memorial quite affecting. I wasn't sure the museum would be worth visiting, but in some ways it was the best part of the whole memorial. Well worth an hour or two.

Posted at 02:33 PM

BE NICE TO ME, I'M FROM HOLLYWOOD [KJL]
There is an unconvincing (and patronizing) defense of Hollywood in USA Today. We do weekend kids' birthday parties too!

I might add, mentioning the word orgy in the first graph screams for a plug for Andrew Breitbart's Hollywood Interrupted. Andrew and his co-author actually live there and know it too well.

Are there conservatives in Hollywood? Of course! But it ain't their natural habitat.

Posted at 02:22 PM

APPEASEMENT WATCH [Andrew Stuttaford]
Meanwhile, over at the Zacht Ei blog , Arjan is reporting that a member of the Dutch government has said that the movie Submission should not have been made. It was, apparently, like 'lighting a cigarette in a munitions dump'.

Incredible.


Posted at 02:10 PM

VAN GOGH'S WEBSITE [Andrew Stuttaford]
Pieter at the Peaktalk blog is busy at work translating some of Theo van Gogh's website into English. Van Gogh being Van Gogh, not all of it will make comfortable - or sensible - reading, but as this this comment on America's supposed 'superficiality', well, judge for yourself:

“The dead poor sheep farmers on Sicily at the turn of the century argued that America must be heaven on earth as emigrated family members relayed messages of having meat for dinner everyday. That was a mouthwatering experience for people who could enjoy that privilege maybe once in a lifetime. You can argue that particular instinct to be ‘ordinary’ or ‘superficial’ like so many do here, but it is way beyond me to look down on it. America is hated because it embodies the hope of people that yearn for a better life, to have meat everyday, but also to believe in the God they choose, or not. To say what you want without being persecuted. To be a woman without a veil, with the right to vote, free expression and adultery, without being stoned."

It is impossible to read those words, and others that you can see up on the site, without being proufoundly moved - and remembering that Theo van Gogh was murdered for his opinions. Slaughtered for speaking his mind. In Europe. In 2004.

I suppose we should be grateful that in Britain, by contrast, Tony Blair only wants to lock dissenters up.


Posted at 02:03 PM

RED STATE READERS [KJL]
are currenting making pitches--why I should hit their locale for a red-state vacation. So far, Topeka (because I mentioned it) and OK City are in the lead.

For the record, my red-state vacation is currently only but a timewaster, like our NRO bus trip.

Posted at 01:55 PM

HOME IMPROVEMENT SHOWS ARE PORN FOR WOMEN? [KJL]
That's what this blogger says.

The fella might have a point. Not porn, maybe candy. And not just home-improvement shows, but improvement shows--What Not to Wear and any other makeover show, which, of course, have been the covers of many a chick mag for quite a while.

Posted at 01:52 PM

"ON EXPERIENCING GORE VIDAL" [Peter Robinson ]
From Esquire’s open letter of apology to WFB for republishing the wild libels of Gore Vidal:
Esquire will be happy to send a copy of Mr. Buckley's article to anyone requesting it. (Please write to Peter Martin, Esquire Magazine, 1790 Broadway, 13th floor, New York, NY 10019.)
The article in question in WFB’s essay of 1969, “On Experiencing Gore Vidal.” Biting, brilliant, rocketing prose, this essay represents one of the finest polemics in all the long history of American journalism.

In other words, Corner readers one and all, be certain to take Esquire up on this offer.

Posted at 01:42 PM

WHAT WE REALLY KNOW ABOUT WHO REALLY WON IN 1960 [Peter Robinson]
Lots of readers of this happy Corner have emailed me on the subject. What have I learned? That we cannot say for certain that in 1960 Richard Nixon, and not John Kennedy, carried the popular vote. What can we say? That, no matter how thoroughly we examine the electoral records, we will never know for certain who did win the 1960 popular vote.

A thorough explanation from Fred Schwarz of American Heritage magazine:
In every state but three in 1960, you had a choice between Kennedy and Nixon (sometimes with a few minor-party candidates), and popular votes were counted as usual. In Louisiana and Mississippi, there was a three-way race: Kennedy, Nixon, or "uncommitted." In Louisiana, Kennedy won, and in Mississippi, "uncommitted" won--but in both cases, people could vote for Kennedy (or Nixon) if they wanted, and their votes were recorded as Kennedy (or Nixon) votes. So there was no funny business in either of those states.

The problem occurs in Alabama. There, only two slates of electors were on the ballot (again excluding minor parties): One uncommitted and one for Nixon. "Uncommitted" won by 324,000 to 238,000, and of Alabama's 11 electors, 6 voted for Byrd and 5 for Kennedy. So technically, Rakove [the Stanford history professor] is right--these 324,000 votes are usually counted as Kennedy votes, when in fact they were "uncommitted" votes. And since Kennedy won the election by only 120,000, you can call him a minority president.

Of course, if you want to be super technical, in Alabama and many other states, no one voted for either candidate but rather for electors for that candidate. Yes, this is an exceedingly minor quibble, and if the 11 Alabama electors had cast their votes for Kennedy, no one would object to counting the popular votes as Kennedy votes too. If only one elector had defected, as happened in Oklahoma, they would still have been counted as Kennedy votes. But since 6 of the Alabama electors voted for Byrd [the Virginia Dixiecrat], the question arises as to who should get credit for the 324,000 popular votes.

If you want to boost JFK's total, you call them Kennedy votes and say the 6 electors were faithless, like the Oklahoma guy. If you want to boost Nixon, you say the "uncommitted" votes were for nobody and the Nixon votes were for Nixon. This would leave Nixon with a popular-vote majority of about 200,000….But you can still make a plausible case for counting those votes as Kennedy votes. And if you object that Kennedy's name did not appear on the ballot in Alabama, well, neither did Nixon's. So to be consistent, you would have to take away his 238,000 votes, and Kennedy squeaks ahead again.
And a nice summary statement by Professor Matt Franck, chairman of the department of political science at Radford University:
Now the margin for Kennedy nationally has long been said to have been about 113,000 votes nationally (the Clerk of the House gave him a margin of 119,000 in April 1961, but the lower figure is accepted today). What we would have to know in order to say that Kennedy actually received fewer votes nationwide than Nixon--and we simply cannot know it--is that at least 113,000 Alabama voters, or more than one-third of those voting Democratic, went to the polls and pulled the lever for the entire slate of eleven Democratic presidential electors while thinking "I want Byrd" (or at least "I don't want Kennedy") rather than "I want Kennedy."

Since Alabama then, as now, used the winner-take-all method of allocating electors to candidates--the party winning the popular-vote plurality having all its electors seated in the college--there was only one way for either Kennedy voters or Byrd voters to get even one electoral vote out of the eleven the state had to cast, and that was to vote for the whole party ticket of electors, whether any presidential candidate's name was on the ballot or not.

We know only that the six Alabama electors who had made no pledge to Kennedy voted for Byrd--probably their intent all along….Is it possible that more than 113,000 Alabama Democratic voters wanted Byrd over Kennedy? Yes. Do we know that for sure? No way….

Posted at 01:33 PM

NO MEDICAL CANNABIS RESEARCH [Jonathan H. Adler]
The federal government claims there is no evidence that marijuana has any legitimate medical uses. One reason for this might be that the federal drug bureaucracy refuses to allow any research into potential medicinal uses. Last week the Drug Enforcement Agency turned down the University of Massachusetts' bid to conduct such research. You can't find that for which the governemnt won't let you look.

Posted at 01:22 PM

RE: ESQUIRE [KJL]
Yes, Esquire doesn't seem to have put the article up yet on their website, they may be waiting till they run the correction in their magazine.

Update: Actually, if you read the statement (ahem, K-Lo), you'll see it's going up Jan 15.

Posted at 01:20 PM

THANKS... [KJL]
...for the explanations, but I really actually do know what a stud finder is.

Posted at 01:18 PM

HOT AIR ABOUT WARMING [Jonathan H. Adler]
Iain Murray has a round-up of news and information about the UN climate change negotiations currently underway in Buenos Aires over at The Commons Blog.

Posted at 01:16 PM

THE HERITAGE FOUNDATION [KJL]
just brought me Chianti. I'm ready for another election night! (I so don't mean that last comment. But thanks! And if THF gets published on NRO a little more than Cato next year, you'll understand.)

Posted at 01:06 PM

CROOKED TIMBER [John Derbyshire]
IMS, Kant had something to say about warped studs, didn't he?

Posted at 01:03 PM

LANCE CPL DAVID BATTLE [KJL]
The Marine who wanted to save his wedding ring more than his finger was just on Fox with his wife, explaining why his wedding ring was such an important symbol to fight for, after being injured fighting for his country. You might think it was a very bad decision, but you can't help but admire him for it.

Posted at 12:57 PM

LOWE'S MAY BE FOR GALS TOO [KJL]
A stud finder.

Posted at 12:48 PM

BLASPHEMY [Andrew Stuttaford]
John, I'm no fan of blasphemy laws under any circumstances as, basically, I don't see why one particular ideology, religious or otherwise, should be immune from criticism. That said, you are quite right that blasphemy laws were part and parcel of Western European civilization for centuries. Their enforcement ebbed and flowed with the degree of religious enthusiasm in those societies and, at least from the late eighteenth century onwards, generally did little harm.

However, what was true of essentially single-faith societies is not true in today's multicultural Western Europe. Unless one believes the ecumenicist nonsense that all religions are, at root, the same, the uncomfortable fact is that one person's faith is another person's blasphemy. For all the happytalk about 'people of the book' , what a Christian believes about Jesus will to a Muslim be something akin to blasphemy, and vice versa. Throw Judaism, let alone Hinduism or any of the many other religions now practised in Britain into the mix and, well, you get the picture. Under these circumstances, unless the UK is to ban proselytizing, and open, frank debate between faiths, a ban on blasphemy makes no intellectual sense whatsoever.

As for the comments of Iqbal Sacranie, you link to, for disingenuousness and dishonesty they take some beating. An overwhelming sense of nausea makes it difficult to go through the whole thing, but these words alone should sound alarm bells enough:

"We can make a critical distinction between the substance and form of free speech. The law need not infringe on the substance but can assist to moderate the form."

When I want my free speech "moderated", Mr. Sacranie, I'll let you know.


Posted at 12:45 PM

QUATERNIONS.COM [John Derbyshire]
I meant "possible take on quaternions.doc," of course. I am a slave to MicroSoft Word, like every other hack. (Though at least it's not as bad as MS Outlook, which is *******THE MOST UNSPEAKABLY AWFUL PIECE OF SOFTWARE EVER DEVISED BY SATAN FOR OUR TORMENT*********. Outlook story: I got one of those irritating boxes asking me if I wanted to archive my old items. Foolishly, I said yes. Outlook went ahead and archived every e-mail older than one month. And do you think I can find them now? Where the hell did the wretched program archive them? In the fifth dimension? Grrr...)

Back to quaternions. A helpful reader: "Interestingly, if one formulates the rotation kinematics in terms of quaternions, the resultant 7x7 covariance matrix (the solution of the Riccati equation) is singular, because of the linear dependence of the 4-parameter Euler symmetric parameters."

Well for heaven's sake, everybody knows THAT.

Posted at 12:39 PM

BTW [KJL]
WFB had a legal victory this week.

Posted at 12:35 PM

WHO SAID THE INTERNET SPED THINGS UP? [Jonah Goldberg]
A blogger takes three weks to respond to my bleg.

Posted at 12:12 PM

RE: THOUGHTCRIME [John Derbyshire]
A reader:

"That article you posted from the BBC was one of the most frightening things I ever read. It was especially horrifying because it was so understated and matter-of-fact. I would have at least felt comfortable if it had contained liberal rantings about sensitivity and the like. Instead, it read like the most typical of police blotters.

"I never imagined that the next Orwellian state would come about not of the fascist hatred or the communist collectivism, but of the so-called sanctity of political correctness. Don't dare say something rude--You'll be taking the state's power away!"

Well, some of us conservatives have been saying for years that "political correctness" is fundamentally totalitarian in its tendency, if not always (on a personal level, I mean) in its intention. Now we see the beast unsheath its claws.

We should all be thinking very hard about this. The Muslim cleric whose Op-Ed I just posted makes a case. It's not a bad case; and, as I said, a high level of civilization and personal liberty may be able to co-exist with laws against blasphemy. But is this what we want? And where does it stop? Should we write laws against all bad manners?

The old informal understandings and arrangements -- what Jonah calls "The Rules" -- have all been cut down, as have all the structures of informal authority (parents, teachers, ministers, cops) that used to enforce them. Now we are -- to borrow Thomas More's figure -- standing naked on the plain, looking to a credentialed clerisy of lawyers, judges, and bureaucrats to protect us against the wind. Unfortunately, their heads are full of PoMo lefty nonsense...

Posted at 12:07 PM

THE RICH PARDON RICHNESS... [Jonah Goldberg]
Mickey Kaus expands.

Posted at 12:00 PM

LOTR ROTK DVD [Jonah Goldberg]
As some may recall, I was interviewed for the Return of the King DVD. They said they really liked the interview, but I've never heard anything since. I guess I didn't make the cut. But if anyone hears otherwise, please lemme know.

Posted at 11:52 AM

SCOTT PETERSON [Jonah Goldberg]
The good news about his sentence: Justice is done, murdering pregnant women is held as a double-homicide, we don't have to hear about his murder trial anymore. The bad news, we'll have to hear about his appeals for a few years.

Posted at 11:48 AM

OUTLAWING BLASPHEMY [John Derbyshire]
Iqbal Sacranie, Secretary-General of the Muslim Council of Britain, has an Op-Ed in this morning's Telegraph arguing, basically, for stronger laws against blasphemy.

This is on the same day that John Tyndall has been arrested for (so far as one can gather) saying unpleasant things about Islam.

What may and may not British people say about their fellow-citizens' religions? In good manners, of course, the answer is: nothing grossly disrespectful. But what about in law?

This, it seems to me, is a major issue of our time -- coming soon to a jurisdiction near you. I know of no compelling moral or jurisprudential arguments against blasphemy laws, and Western Civ. got along fine with them for several centuries; but where will our liberals be on this?

Posted at 11:41 AM

AYATOLLAHPALOOZA IN TEXAS [Rod Dreher]
Last week, a very special seminar was held here in north Texas, billed as "A Tribute to the Great Islamic Visionary." Yes, local Muslim leaders -- including some regarded outside the Islamic community as moderate, because hey, they say so -- gathered to sing the praises of none other than the Ayatollah Khomeini. The mind boggles that this kind of thing goes on at all, much less after 9/11. Will the media pay attention to it?

Posted at 11:38 AM

MY FREE RIDE TO TOPEKA [KJL]
We seem to have a lot of readers in the area, if the e-mails to me offering me free room and board are any indication.

Posted at 11:35 AM

WHY [KJL]
is George Tenet getting a presidential medal of freedom?

I guess I should just shut up and be grateful he's not still CIA director.

Posted at 11:30 AM

POST-FALLUJAH PROGRESS [Rich Lowry]
According to Times, “Despite the deaths of the seven marines on Sunday and another on Saturday, the number of attacks in Falluja and the surrounding area has dropped since the Falluja offensive, and local residents have begun assisting the American-led effort in ways they never did in the past, Colonel Wilson said. Some local residents have helped American forces to spot roadside bombs, for instance, and farmers recently chased off a band of insurgents, he said. In Ramadi, residents chased a group of insurgents from the town's business area.”

Posted at 11:14 AM

CHRISTMAS CHEER ABROAD [Rich Lowry]
From New York Times story on Santa's travails across the pond:

Even when a Santa - who has cleared criminal checks - can be found in his house, the setup does not necessarily inspire misty-eyed nostalgia. At the St. Elli Shopping Center in Llanelli, Wales, Santa's lap is off limits; children now sit on a bench next to him, a move aimed at appeasing jittery parents, corporations and Santa himself.

But that's not all. The frosted glass that decorated the house last year was scraped off to provide better sight lines so a newly installed camera can record Santa's every move. 'It's peace of mind for the parents and for Santa,' said Gilmore Jones, the manager of St. Elli Shopping Center. 'Things happen. We didn't mean to be drastic, nothing of the sort.'

Santa's house is still popular, and the children do not mind the camera at all, he said. 'They think it's a cracking idea,' Mr. Jones said. On second thought, he added, wistfully, 'People have said it's sad, but they can understand why it's done.'

Up north in Scotland, Santa has confronted bigger problems. Every year for decades Santa Claus has ridden down every single street in Clackmannanshire, collecting money for charity. Two years ago, though, he and his elves were set upon by an expletive-shouting gang of 40 teenage thugs who hurled stones, some as big as potatoes.

'We had to kill the lights and music and speed out of the area,' Douglas Richmond, one of the elves, told the BBC. 'We had to get away as fast as we could. Someone could have had an eye out.'

So spooked was Santa that last year's event was canceled. This year Santa is staying put at one location in each village of Clackmannanshire while an unmarked police car is parked conspicuously nearby. The charity collection, sponsored by the social club the Round Table, has been sidelined."

Posted at 11:11 AM

THOUGHTCRIME [John Derbyshire]
The lights are going out all over Europe... and in England, too.

Posted at 11:03 AM

WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS? [John Derbyshire]
I am in book hell. My publisher e-mailed & asked for 2 sample chapters in finished form, to seduce a paperback publisher who might (already!) be interested. Of course I have nothing in anything like finished form, only a folder full of files with names like "possible take on quaternions.com" so I am frantically stitching & welding.

Rosie is in Christmas retail sales assistant hell. (She sells jewelry at Lord & Taylor.)

Nellie is in Nutcracker hell -- Sunday they had a **SEVEN HOUR REHEARSAL**.

Only my son is still in the upper world. He has recently, in that unpredictable way things happen with kids, discovered the joys of reading, & has now abandoned his computer games, Lego, and even Spongebob Squarepants, for the delights of Lemony Snicket (sp?)

Posted at 11:01 AM

OY--DID I START THIS? I'LL JUST BLAME DERB [KJL]
An e-mail: "Cheap wood makes for bad projects. A warped stud is something no women should want."

Posted at 10:48 AM

THANKS FOR THAT CLARIFICATION, AHMED! [Andy McCarthy]
“We must be terrorists and we must terrorize the enemies of Islam."--Sheik Omar Abdel Rahman, accused of attempting to blow up tunnels and landmark buildings in Manhattan.

"If you don't have an understanding of the Koran and what the word terrorist means, you will probably misread him here."--Co-defendant, Ahmed Abdel Sattar.

Posted at 10:45 AM

GRIPPING QUESTIONS [KJL]
Rich, so...are you going to clear the drinking allowance? I warn you, authors are threatening to strike if it doesn't come through.

Posted at 10:45 AM

RICHARD HOLBROOKE [Rich Lowry]
He drives a lot of people crazy, but I have a lot of respect for him. He has just started a monthly column for the Washington Post. His first is a very good piece from Kyiv.

Posted at 10:42 AM

FOILING THE BOMBERS [Rich Lowry]
Excellent Washington Post story on the perils our guys face on the Baghdad Airport Road. Read the whole thing. Here is a bit on the constant adjustments being made to deal with insurgents on the road:

"The Army previously sent regular convoys to patrol the road; now soldiers are armed to the teeth and bring along tank-tracked Bradley Fighting Vehicles. The Bradleys are equipped with special magnification tools that allow soldiers to peer into and under cars from a safe distance to determine whether they are a threat. New tactics have quelled most small-arms fire on the road, and improvised bombs are rarely planted on the roadsides because constant patrols have left insurgents without time to place them.

The car bombs, however, are a different story. There is almost nothing the military can do to stop suicide bombers, short of identifying them early, forcing the vehicles off the road or attacking them. The soldiers use profiles -- including certain makes and models of cars and nervous or erratic behavior -- to intervene as early as possible. They fire warning shots before putting bullets through a car's engine block. As a last resort, they will kill a driver if the threat appears great enough."

Posted at 10:42 AM

AN E-MAIL A YANKEES FAN MUST POST [KJL]
From a reader: "Take it to the bank - Martinez is washed up. Proof? The Mets signed him, and that organization is incapable of making a move that is not catastrophic. Proof that money ain't the be all and end all in sports."

Posted at 10:36 AM

JUST ASKING [Rich Lowry]
What world-famous web editor was seen hanging out by the bar cooly sipping a scotch at the Heritage Foundation Christmas party in New York last night?

Posted at 10:31 AM

TRUE CONFESSIONS [KJL]
That Slate piece on Safire buzz mentions two cool choices, too: Rick Brookhiser and David Frum. Why I didn't mention them earlier, when I linked to the piece? I only looked at the pictures. At least I'm honest.

Posted at 10:28 AM

K-LO, WRITING LIVE FROM THE PLAYBOY MANSION [KJL]
Not really, but it got your attention. I really incited red-state wrath with my 20-miles comment. An e-mail:
It may be time to rescue NRO from blue-state hell in Manhattan. K-Lo's posts about not driving X-miles for lumber are so (dare I say it?) Noo Yawk, which is in turn so blue state. David Letterman used to shift the Home Office, from whence the Top Ten List emerged, from place to place, and he favored sites like Nebraska or Oklahoma (red state ground zero!) I know you all (an Okie-ism) will never actually leave the dreary prison of Manhattan, but honestly, having NR originate there is something like publishing abstinence literature at Hugh Hefner's mansion . . . a decided mismatch. Perchance a little symbolic home-officing in Oklahoma City or Tulsa or Lincoln or Topeka would be balm for the soul. And then we'll all pop over to Home Depot and test tractor mowers for spring!
Me: You just gotta understand what it's like to have everything right by you. Best quality, maybe not, but it takes so darn long to travel in the NYC metro area, I'll take the two bucks more and slightly lesser quality if it'll get the job done, ok? It takes some people at NR World Headquarters longer to get home from the office than it takes Rich to fly to Peoria for a speech. It's the way it is.

As for NR being in a blue state, don't you like the idea of a red enclave in the middle of the possibly bluest of the blues?

Will it help if I cancel my Libya vacation and go to Topeka instead (has the NYTimes done a travel piece?)?

Posted at 09:58 AM

RE: JUNO, MINERVA & VENUS [John Derbyshire]
A reader exactly on my wavelength:

"Mr. Derbyshire---Paris would have been hard pressed to decide between the following, if offered:

"Many fair and strong power tools from Juno;

"Success in all projects, all corners square and all studs plumb from Minerva;

"A 1200 B.C. calendar with Helen modeling the latest in mallets and chisels, from Venus."

Now THAT would be worth Peter Paul Rubens' attention!

Posted at 09:53 AM

DEATH OF A DENTIST [John Derbyshire]
This is sad and moving... I guess. My italics.
Herbert M. Hazelkorn, DDS, PhD Herbert M. Hazelkorn, of Glencoe, Illinois, left us on December 7, 2004, of a broken heart at the recent passing of his wife of 35 years, Bobby, exacerbated by a broken spirit arising from the results of the Presidential election. Born March 14, 1924 in Brooklyn, NY, Herb graduated from the University of Illinois at Navy Pier, then U of I Dental School, and after retirement from 40 years in dentistry, he earned his doctorate in Public Health at U of I. Herb, a former Naval officer, was an internationally known public and political activist. His sister Dorothy, his first wife Ila, and his second wife Bobby, predeceased him. He is survived by his twin brother Jules (wife Joyce and daughter Arlene); daughter Ellen Byrne (husband Eric and daughters Ila and Lisa); son Bud Hazelkorn (daughter Sadie); brother-in-law Seymour; stepdaughters Terry Rosenberg (husband Steve and children Alex, Ben and Abbey), Denise Skyler (fiance Jerome Russ and Denise's daughter Jennifer), and Marcy Lowenstein (son Harrison). Friends and family are invited to an informal celebration of Herb's life on Saturday evening December 11, from 7:00-9:00 pm at 10 Lakewood Drive, Glencoe, IL. Family and friends are also welcome at the home of Jules and Joyce Hazelkorn in the afternoon and evening of Sunday December 12 at 3555 Summit Ave, Highland Park, IL. A formal memorial service will be planned for the spring of 2005. For further information please call Bruce Bloom at 847-529-6888. In lieu of flowers or other donations, contributions may be sent to the Bobby and Herb Hazelkorn Fund for Early Cancer Detection at Goldman Philanthropic Partnerships, 155 N. Pfingsten Road, Suite 109, Deerfield, IL (or on-line at www.4Cures.com).
Published in the Chicago Sun-Times on 12/9/2004

Posted at 09:48 AM

RE: TOM WOLFE'S PRIZE [John Derbyshire]
Having spent (it seems in memory) half my childhood shuttling in and out of the "E.N.T." ward (that's "Ear, Nose, and Throat") at Northampton General Hospital, let me tell you Kathryn, "otorhinolaryngological" resonates deeply and unpleasantly with me.

Posted at 09:46 AM

RE: JUNO, MINERVA, AND VENUS [KJL]
That might be my nomination for the best Corner post of the year.

Posted at 09:43 AM

RE: MARS & VENUS [John Derbyshire]
Kathryn: Never mind Mars & Venus, how about Juno, Minerva, and Venus? I am speaking, of course, of the Judgement of Paris, when that dimwitted Trojan prince was supposed to say which of the three goddesses was fairest. They all tried to bribe him, of course: Juno offered many fair states and cities, Minerva glory in war, and Venus offered him the most beautiful woman in the world for his bed. Paris, doofus that he was, went for Venus's offer. Unfortunately the most beautiful woman in the world was Helen, currently married to the king of Argos... and hence the Trojan War etc. etc. Juno was seriously ticked off at not having been chosen ("spretaeque iniuria formae" etc for all you Virgil fans), took against the Trojans, and tossed poor Aeneas about on land and sea.

My point? We might have been spared the whole business if only Juno could have offered Paris *POWER TOOLS*.

Posted at 09:31 AM

MFB [John J. Miller]
I've been wondering why Mary Frances Berry chose to quit the U.S. Commission on Civil Rights without turning it into a big fight. Her relatively quiet departure seems totally out of character. So I recently suggested to Roger Clegg that she's angling for the NAACP job. Here's how Roger replied: "I suppose she could be angling for it, but (a) she could angle and also try to hold on for a few more weeks, and (b) I’d be surprised if she got it. As for (b), she is certainly a kindred spirit of [Julian] Bond’s, but I assume that there are others involved in the selection process besides him, who will be put off by her extremism, age, and lack of demonstrated ability to avoid financial scandal."

Posted at 09:16 AM

DAYTIME TABOO [KJL]
Soaps don't do abortion. According to Soap Opera Digest, "In six decades of daytime television, a genre known — and often lauded — for tackling controversial social issues first, there have been exactly six abortions (one illegal, five legal). To put that into perspective, there were more characters who came back from the dead in this year alone."

Posted at 09:04 AM

VISIONS OF SUGARPLUMS DANCING IN HEAD--WHAT DID I HAVE FOR LUNCH YESTERDAY?! [Jack Fowler]
The funky images must have come from carpet fumes or something, because I didn't have lunch, because we were flooded with orders for our kids books. Hundreds of 'em. And we're facing more of the same today! But fret not all you who wisely ordered these ideal Christmas gifts; we got all the orders out. An NR Mail Room tour de bubble wrap! For those of you on the Left Coast concerned about package arrival time, I can assure you that anything ordered today, and if shipped via UPS Ground (just another $5, no matter how big the package!), will get to you by Monday or Tuesday. In other words -- there's still plenty of time to order The National Review Treasury of Classic Children's Literature (please, I only have a few of the original volume left, so stick to Volume Two if you don't mind, which is, in my opinion, the better book anyway) and The National Review Treasury of Classic Bedtime Stories, or even the hardcover edition of Queen Zixi of Ix (the softcover is free when you purchase any of out other kids books) and have it placed snugly under the tree! You can get NR's great titles while they're hot, right here.

Posted at 08:56 AM

MARS & VENUS [KJL ]
I know I will never willingly travel 20 miles for, say, wood. (This is a female thing and a native Manhattanite thing, I think.) I’ve been an accessory to such things, of course, but never of my own free will. (One has to be an accessory when one plans not to actually help in the building of the needed shelves.)

Posted at 08:40 AM

LOWE’S HIGHS! [Jack Fowler]
Where I live out in Milford, CT, there’s a Lowe’s and a Home Depot. HD is closer, but Lowe’s is worth the longer trip – more service, better service, more supplies (replacement parts – even the most basic items always seems to be out of stock or lost in mega-disorganized display bins at HD), cleaner, more checkouts (sometimes HD has but one manned register – they make you use that stupid self check-out thing that a good 40% of the time can’t tell the asphalt from an elbow joint). There’s just no comparison. I purchased kitchen cabinets at Lowe’s last year – very professional assistance, no bs, quick delivery, beautiful product, no problems installing. Of course, I first priced the cabinets at HD, and between visits to the “kitchen expert” there the price inexplicably went up $2,000 – without and explanation or even an “I’m sorry, I goofed on the first calculation …” I felt I was on the set of Glengarry Glen Ross. Viva Lowe’s!

Posted at 08:38 AM

SPACE CADET [John J. Miller]
NASA chief Sean O'Keefe is quitting -- and one of the people mentioned as a possible replacement is retired Air Force Gen. Ronald Kadish. Until a few months ago, when he retired, Kadish ran the Missile Defense Agency. He's not a big proponent of weaponizing space -- which is something the United States eventually will have to do -- but it nonetheless strikes me as a good idea to have a former military man at the space agency.

Posted at 08:31 AM

DERB, [KJL]
you will be asked to. Just refrain from explaining to us what the connection between "otorhinolaryngological" and "bad sex" is--I'm trying not to think about it.

Posted at 08:24 AM

TOM WOLFE'S PRIZE [John Derbyshire]
Personally, I would have given him a prize just for using the word "otorhinolaryngological."

Posted at 08:20 AM

BIG ORANGE IN THE BIG APPLE [John Derbyshire]
Kathryn: Of no interest to me. I have turned coat, and am now a devotee of Lowe's -- who, I see, have no store in Manhattan. Trust me, though, they are worth driving 20 miles for.

Posted at 08:15 AM

NEWS FLASH [John Derbyshire]
This just in: Tom Wolfe is this year's winner of the Bad Sex Prize, awarded for squirm-inducing descriptions of the generative act in fiction, by the excellent magazine Literary Review (to which, in the remote past, I was a contributor ).

Posted at 07:49 AM

RE: MS.ERY [KJL]
I'm not sure the timing of Diwali, but I'm pretty sure Ramadan is over. And, of course, these are all at least equivalent to Christmas--and the Winter Solstice!

(Sorry, I'll let Gloria go now.)

Posted at 07:46 AM

RE: FETUS PETERSON [Tim Graham]
Driving home last night, K-Lo, I heard an NPR anchor say Scott Peterson was found guilty of killing "his wife, Laci Peterson, and her fetus." NPR couldn't even manage "THEIR fetus."

Posted at 07:17 AM

SAFIRE REPLACEMENTS BUZZING [KJL]
Heather Mac Donald?

Posted at 06:49 AM

SPEAKING OF NY LOSING ITS CHARACTER [KJL]
Does Derb know another Big Orange is opening in the city? Upper East side.

Posted at 06:45 AM

CRYSTAL GOLD [KJL]
Billy Crystal's new play sounds like one NYers/NY fans will savor.

Posted at 06:42 AM

ALMOST PARADISE [KJL]
John, I've already booked Libya.

Posted at 06:13 AM

VACATION PLANS [John J. Miller]
And while we're on the subject of Latin American leftists, you may have heard that Venezuela is the new Cuba. Here's a good piece on "reality tours" of the Chavista paradise.

Posted at 06:05 AM

VIVA REAGAN! [John J. Miller]
By the way, I'd be less irritated at the NY Public Library over Che if it also sold these t-shirts.

Posted at 06:02 AM

NO CHE [John J. Miller]
Cuban Americans are hacked off at the New York Public Library for selling Che watches, according to this New York Sun article -- authored by former NR assistant editor Meghan Clyne.

Posted at 06:00 AM

IF ELIZABETH AND DARCY CAN DO IT... [KJL]
Women in the UK say Pride and Prejudice tranformed their lives.

Posted at 05:54 AM

NO SENSE ZONE [KJL]
A ten-year-old girl in Philly was handcuffed and arrested (and suspended) for violating a district ban on bringing scissors to school. Officials have since apologied.

Posted at 05:49 AM

TERRORISM IS NO HINDRANCE [KJL]
Hamas claims the EU and U.S. keep dialogue open. EU gave an unconvincing denial, if this piece is accurate, and no one seemed to bother to ask the Bush admin.

Posted at 05:45 AM

DECEMBER NEWS [KJL]
Here is yet another story about how you're working too hard--this time, deadlines are bad for your heart. Hasn't there been at least one of these a week for the past few? The newswires seem as bad as the women's magazine. Message: No matter how good you think it is, how well you are muddling through, "YOUR LIVE SUCKS."

Posted at 05:39 AM

RE: PEDRO [KJL]
I thought this picture was Boston reax to Pedro's Mets deal. (The assumption made sense on the Globe homepage, really.)

Posted at 05:37 AM

YEP [KJL]
Pedro's going to Nueva York.

Posted at 05:34 AM

INTERESTING [KJL]
Google's working with major libraries to digitize their holdings. You really won't have to leave your house for much of anything soon.

Posted at 05:31 AM

RADIO [KJL]
Rich'll be on Bill Bennett's radio show at 8 am.

Posted at 05:28 AM

Monday, December 13, 2004

MAKE ME ONE SON, PLEASE. [KJL]
Parents are increasingly putting in their sex-selection orders at fertility clinics.

Posted at 11:31 PM

WELL, THEY WOULD GIVE THE CLOTHES OFF THEIR BACKS [KJL]
A N.C. housing project refuses strippers' toy donations.

Posted at 11:25 PM

THE NEXT BEST THING? [KJL]
Foam laps for men instead of a woman.

Gee whiz, to think I thought Mr. Wonderful was a sad commentary...(ok, after I laughed...I'm not a total stick in the mud).

Posted at 10:46 PM

RE: LIVING AMERICAN INTELLECTUALS CHALLENGE CUP [John Derbyshire]
A class of '06 law school student: "Dear Mr. Derbyshire---I found your article about public intellectuals (as I find most of your writings, despite my lack of your affection towards mathematics) very interesting. As a current law school student, I want to second the nomination of Judge Posner, who I see has been brought to your attention. I would also suggest the inclusion of Justice Scalia on your list of public intellectuals, whom, along with Posner, is regularly the wellspring of the greatest amount of classroom discussion from my professors. This is despite (or perhaps in spite of) the fact that the profs do not agree with their opinions. The fact that my profs feels as though they must, at least, bring attention to Justice Scalia's writing, even when it may be a dissenting opinion, speaks volumes..."

This is one of many nominations for Justice Scalia -- the ONLY member of the SCOTUS to be nominated.

Posted at 10:43 PM

RE: LIVING AMERICAN INTELLECTUALS CHALLENGE CUP [John Derbyshire]
Michael Novak, George Will, Robert Bork, Norman Podhoretz all getting lots of votes. VDH is *way* out ahead though. Looks like Vic could run for President. High time I got round to reading THE OTHER GREEKS.

Posted at 10:38 PM

PINOCHET [KJL]
indicted

Posted at 10:33 PM

KUDLOW FOR NATIONAL COUNCIL OF ECONOMIC ADVISERS [KJL]
This, I've heard, may be more than NR just touting its own.

Posted at 10:28 PM

MOBSTERS BULLY [KJL]
Algerian terror suspect in Italian jail.

Posted at 10:26 PM

MS.ERY [KJL]
I just got this e-mail from Gloria Steinem:
Dear Ms. Friend,
Imagine being confined to a cell for 17 hours a day, and having little or no access to reading, writing, or learning -- or talks with friends.
Imagine that the Bible is the only reading material you are given. When there is a copy of a magazine, imagine that you have to share it with 699* other women.
Now imagine receiving your own personal copy of Ms. magazine, and knowing that more will come.
You can make this happen with a tax deductible gift to the Ms. Magazine Prison and Domestic Violence Shelter Program, a fund dedicated to creating a link with women in prison and women who have reached the safety of a shelter but rarely have access to supportive books and magazines.
Whatever you celebrate in this season -- Christmas or Kwanzaa, Diwali, Ramadan, Chanukah or the Winter Solstice -- reach out in the spirit of giving that is universal. Just click here and you can extend the sisterhood, support, facts, creativity, humor and community that the women's movement has brought to you: https://feminist.org/donations/ms/prisons_121004.asp
In fact, Ms. has always done its best to provide free magazines to individual women in prisons and shelters who requested it, but only in the last few years have we been able to get the official permissions necessary to create an organized initiative.
Our current resources allow us to just skim the surface. Of the tens of thousands of women in prisons in the U.S., Ms. is reaching only 15,430. Of the more than 1,800 domestic violence shelters nationwide, Ms. is sent to 467. Please help us to empower and inspire more women in 2005 by making a tax-deductible donation today: https://feminist.org/donations/ms/prisons_121004.asp
Let me tell you a story about the origin of this dream of sending Ms. behind bars and into shelters.
Years ago I met an elegant African American woman in her late thirties who told me that she had first read Ms. in prison. She had been convicted of prostitution, and after reading a few issues of Ms., she began to wonder why she was serving time, yet her pimp and customers were not. She went to the prison library to find law books, only to be told that in her state, men's prisons had law libraries but women's did not. She organized other women prisoners to protest.
When law books arrived, she began researching questions for herself and other prisoners; questions of unequal justice, child custody, and others. After her release, she found a clerical job at a women's law firm, and went on to finish high school and attend college at night. "Now I'm a lawyer," she said. "I thought you just might like to know."
I will never forget that woman. She gave me the greatest gift of all: the feeling of making a difference. I want to share this gift with you by asking you to join me in sending Ms. as a portable friend to places where women have few friends and few resources. https://feminist.org/donations/ms/prisons_121004.asp
We'll be publishing letters of response from women who are reached by this program. Help make their voices heard. They will be a gift to you.
In sisterhood,
Gloria Steinem
*An actual number from the Virginia Correctional Center librarian.
ME: a) prisons? Not the first place I think of when I think of spreading the NRO/NR word. But, hey, if that’s your movement’s future, Gloria…

b) so can you actually imagine being stuck in a prison cell with only Ms. to read? Surely there are laws against such cruelty. I know there’s something in the Constitution along those lines.

c) "Christmas or Kwanzaa, Diwali, Ramadan, Chanukah or the Winter Solstice." Come on, she had to leave something out.

d) I'm pretty sure Ms. Steinem would kick me off the “Dear Ms. Friend” direct mail list if she read The Corner.

Posted at 10:23 PM

JFK, MINORITY PRESIDENT: YET ANOTHER SOURCE [Peter Robinson]
It turns out that just last year John Fund wrote about JFK's 1960 defeat in the popular vote . (With thanks to John for his usual lucidity--and apologies for having missed the article when it first appeared).

"The Associated Press reported that Kennedy's plurality was just 112,827 votes nationwide, a margin of 49.7% to 49.5%. But was Kennedy, like George W. Bush, actually a 'minority president,' elected without a popular-vote plurality?

"It's uncertain because in Alabama, JFK's name didn't actually appear on the ballot. Voters were asked to choose between Nixon and a slate of 'unpledged Democrat electors.' A statewide primary had chosen five Democratic electors who were 'loyalists' pledged to JFK six who were free to vote for anyone.

"The Democratic slate defeated Nixon, 324,050 votes to 237,981. In the end, the six unpledged electors voted for Sen. Harry Byrd of Virginia, a leading Dixiecrat, and the other five stuck with their pledge to Kennedy. When the Associated Press at the time counted up the popular vote from all 50 states it listed all the Democratic votes, pledged and unpledged, in the Kennedy column. Over the years other counts have routinely assigned all of Alabama's votes to Kennedy."

"But scholars say that isn't accurate. 'Not all the voters who chose those electors were for Kennedy--anything but,' says historian Albert Southwick. Humphrey Taylor, the current chairman of the polling firm Louis Harris & Associates (which worked for Kennedy in 1960), acknowledges that in Alabama 'much of the popular vote . . . that is credited to Kennedy's line to give him a small plurality nationally' is dubious. 'Richard Nixon seems to have carried the popular vote narrowly, while Kennedy won in the Electoral College,' he concludes."

Posted at 10:14 PM

NOT EVERYONE SEES CLEARLY EVEN ON PETERSON CASE [KJL]
Note the BBC's phrasing:"In November, Peterson was convicted of first-degree murder for killing his wife and second-degree murder for the death of his unborn child, who was to be named Conner."

No, they did actually name him Conner, and he was actually a child, murdered.

Posted at 10:12 PM

RE 1960: WHO ACTUALLY WON? [Peter Robinson]
A reader has pointed out a site that provides the actual 1960 vote totals:
One of the little appreciated facts about 1960 is that Nixon got more votes than Kennedy. The figures that appear in standard reference works are 34,226,731 for Kennedy and 34,108,157 for Nixon, but the Kennedy total includes 324,050 votes for an unpledged slate of Democratic electors in Alabama, where Kennedy’s name was not on the ballot. His actual vote total was 205,476 less than Nixon’s.

Posted at 08:57 PM

LIVING AMERICAN INTELLECTUALS CHALLENGE CUP [John Derbyshire]
Vic Davis Hanson coming up strong on the outside... Posner losing ground... Alasdair MacIntyre gaining...

Posted at 08:34 PM

1960: WHO REALLY WON? [Peter Robinson]
Just shot an episode of Uncommon Knowledge, on the Electoral College, on which my guests were Tara Ross (whose new book, Enlightened Democracy: The Case for the Electoral College is wonderfully cogent) and Jack Rakove, a professor of history here at Stanford. When I asked how many times the Electoral College had given chosen as president the candidate who had lost the popular vote, Tara and Jack mentioned the elections that usually get mentioned, namely those of 1876, 1888 and 2000, in which the winners of the popular vote (Tilden, Cleveland and Gore, respectively) lost the electoral vote (to Hayes, Harrison and George W. Bush), and that of 1824, in which it is possible but not certain (because of the way states cast their votes in those days) that Jackson won the popular vote, even though he lost the final electoral vote to John Quincy Adams. Then Jack added the election of 1960, making an assertion that I’d never, ever heard.

In 1960, Jack explained, a number of Southern states, including, for example, Alabama, placed two slates of Democratic electors on the ballot, one slate that was pledged to vote for John Kennedy, and a second that was pledged to vote for Virginia senator Harry Byrd. If you subtract the votes for Byrd from the overall Democratic vote total to derive the number of votes actually cast for John Kennedy, you’ll discover is that the candidate who actually won the 1960 popular vote was…Richard Nixon.

John Kennedy, minority president.

Why do you suppose Michael Moore has never complained about that?

Posted at 08:04 PM

PROBABLY DESERVED (RE: MCCAIN) [KJL]
Two readers just addressed me as "Low-Blow" as in "Dear Low-Blow."

Posted at 08:01 PM

MCCAIN [KJL]
declares his "no confidence" in Rumsfeld.

Gosh. You think that will guarantee him the opening spot on the Today Show tomorrow?

Okay, actually, it won't because of Peterson, but you hear me.

Posted at 06:31 PM

RE: BLEG: AN AMERICAN WRITER [John Derbyshire]
Thanks to blogger David M. for this illumination:
In answer to Mr. Derbyshire's bleg, it appears that JF Neal and John Neal are indeed one and the same.

All Mr. Derbyshire needed to do was consult the website of the Waterboro (Maine) Public Library (wouldn't that have been your first research stop?) to find out, that John Neal (Aug. 23, 1793 - Jun. 20, 1876) was an American writer and author of many works including Brother John. He spent 1823-27 in England where he wrote a series of columns for Blackwood's Magazine, which work was "considered the first effort to chronicle and explain American literature and was reprinted as American Writers in 1937. "

Mr. Neal also taught boxing at Bowdoin College. But perhaps the most endearing Neal story (to me anyway), is that he, "at 79 years old, is noted for throwing a defiant cigar-smoking passenger off a street car."
Wonder where that "F" came from?

Posted at 06:20 PM

RICH CLINTON LEGACY [KJL]
No, no, not THAT Rich's Clinton LEGACY.

Read about Mark Rich & Oil-for-Food.

Posted at 05:55 PM

RE: PEDRO [Shannen Coffin]
Yes, K-Lo, reports are that Pedro Martinez will leave the Red Sox for the Mets and a 4 year/$50 million contract. Lots of "respect" (Pedro's favorite term for money) in that deal, even if the Mets will not come close to the playoffs during his tenure. It's a disappointing signing from a Sox fan's perspective, but the risk of matching that offer by Red Sox management was just too great. A prima donna with a fragile makeup (both mentally and physically) and a much more hittable fastball than in his prime made "four more years" too rich for Sox GM Theo Epstein's blood. Yet he will be missed. For most of his Sox career, he posted ERAs that were just plain unbelievable. And few true Sox fans will ever forget his 6-inning, no hit relief appearance against Cleveland in the 1999 ALDS. Of course, we will have fond memories of his final appearance with the Sox, winning game 3 of the World Series, was, while not vintage Pedro, damned good pitching. Good luck, Petey. But not too much luck.

Posted at 05:49 PM

REMEMBER WHAT WE DID? [KJL]
in primary season, NRODT ran a "please nominate this man" cover on dean--dean was out before the scream, thanks to us!

See, feel, taste the power the NR conglomerate holds over the Democratic party....at a whim/ in a drunken rage of insanity I could insist the DNC nominate Dean for chair and kill his chances....

Posted at 05:32 PM

PEDRO [KJL]
to the Mets?

Posted at 05:23 PM

BLEG: AN AMERICAN WRITER [John Derbyshire]
Reading a very obscure book about the early 19C writer George Borrow (THE BIBLE IN SPAIN etc.), I came across the following footnote:

"Even the American J.F. Neal had much in common with Borrow. He spent the early 1820s in London; was, like him, a boxing enthusiast, having taken lessons from Richmond the Black; like Borrow, too, was a journalist in those years and had an enthusiasm for language learning."

Is this the John Neal (1793-1876) listed in the OXFORD COMPANION TO AMERICAN LITERATURE, author of BROTHER JONATHAN? If so, what's that middle initial doing in my book? The OCAL just gives "Neal, John."

Were there two John Neals? Or only one? Anybody know?

Posted at 05:17 PM

SOCIAL SECURITY AND RED-STATE DEMOCRATS [Ramesh Ponnuru]
One thing worth keeping in mind as the Social Security debate gets going is that Bush can't count on his popularity in the red states to frighten Democrats into supporting him. I have long been bullish about personal accounts. The last two to three elections have established that reform is not political poison, and may even be a plus (at least in the sense that it reduces the traditional Democratic advantage on entitlements). But it has hardly been established that opposition to reform is dangerous. There may be very good political reasons for a Democratic senator in a red state to go along with a Bush nominee to the Supreme Court. But I can't think of one Democratic senator who will have to go along with him on Social Security--the political calculation will all be the other way. Republicans are going to have to pick off a few Democrats by actually getting them to agree on the policy. Gulp.

Posted at 05:13 PM

SENTENCE: [Jane Jolis]
Death penalty. Unanimous.

Posted at 04:50 PM

WILL CBS AND "60 MINUTES" RECANT? [Tim Graham]
The author of "Hitler's Pope" isn't the only one who needs to recant. CBS was an ardent publicist, as Brent Bozell explained.

Posted at 04:33 PM

INTELLECTUALS [John Derbyshire]
*Easily* the leading candidate for inclusion in my "intellectuals" list: Richard Posner.

I did actually specify -- beginning of 3rd graf -- "living Americans." Sorry, all you Ayn Rand fans.

Leading candidate for female intellectual: Gertrude Himmelfarb.

Leading name people want REMOVED from my list: Garry Wills.

This is from DOZENS of e-mails -- I think over 100 at 4pm. Lots of really, really ridiculous suggestions, apparently offered in earnest. I mean, look, I *like* Ann Coulter, but...

Posted at 04:30 PM

HOUSE CONS KINGED [KJL]
Washington, D.C. --Congressman Steve King (IA-05) has been chosen to lead a prominent conservative Republican forum on Capitol Hill during the 109th Congress.

King will serve as chairman of the Conservative Opportunity Society, a 22-year-old organization that provided the common ground on which conservative Republican House members planned the revolution that ultimately captured majority control of the House in 1994.

King will join the ranks of former speaker of the House, Newt Gingrich, who along with Republican "young Turk" conservatives, envisioned a forum for conservative House members to discuss and debate issues facing the country and develop legislative responses and tactics to lead Republicans out of decades of minority status. Years later, the "Contract With America" emerged as the watchword for the successful 1994 campaign that installed a GOP majority in the House for the first time in 40 years.

"The Conservative Opportunity Society is the core of the new face of American conservatism," Congressman King said. "The recent election just shows us how important traditional American conservative values are to this country, and this historical and important group of lawmakers will continue to lead the modern conservative movement."

King represents the Fifth Congressional District of Iowa. In January, he will begin his second term in the U.S. House. Since his election to Congress in 2002, King has emerged as a leading conservative. He is a frequent guest of nationally syndicated news and talk shows.

Posted at 03:35 PM

NO CHEERS FOR CRICHTON [Ramesh Ponnuru]
from Ross Douthat.

Posted at 03:28 PM

PIANIN, CTD. [Ramesh Ponnuru]
He's not one of my favorites.

Posted at 03:17 PM

DASCHLE, CTD. [Ramesh Ponnuru]
Interesting that Daschle seems to feel more warmly toward Lott than toward Bill Frist.

Posted at 03:12 PM

DESERTER RESPONDS [KJL]
to Citizen Smash.

Posted at 03:09 PM

HILLARY CLINTON ON IMMIGRATION [Ramesh Ponnuru]

A number of people have written about the possibility she will move to Bush's right on the subject (not terribly hard to do). Here's an email about it:

"Hillary has done very little to move in our direction re immigration but this could be major if she moves further. Promising to 'end illegal immigration as we know it' could be a key ad of 2008.

"I've been thinking that it is about time that liberal Dems wake up and smell the coffee on immigration. Substantially reducing immigration levels would be a great issue for them. Supporters could include:

1. Environmentalists, for obvious reasons
2. Labor union that finally realize that having more potential members is worthless if immigrants increase competition at the lower end of the income spectrum, thereby making it more difficult to organize.
3. Blacks, who will become a smaller share of the population if immigration trends continue.
4. Hispanics already here who have to compete with new workers added via even more immigration.

"The problem will be with the up-scale social liberals, but they are more concerned with being able to kill babies and Hillary is golden on that issue."


Posted at 03:06 PM

ERIC PIANIN ON TOM DASCHLE [Ramesh Ponnuru]

Pianin, perhaps the Washington Post's most biased reporter, had a Daschle-legacy article in yesterday's paper. You will not be surprised to see the reference to "the Republicans' three-year campaign to portray Daschle as unpatriotic." Nor will you be surprised that the existence of this campaign is presented as objective truth rather than Democratic spin. Republicans are not given a chance to deny the charge. Daschle turns out to be a sweet, moderate, accomplished public servant.

What was surprising was this sentence: "Daschle and Lott believed that conservative House Republicans had gone too far by impeaching the president for essentially lying about his affair in a civil proceeding, and they worked successfully behind the scenes to avert a conviction." Lott didn't say that at the time; nor has he said it since. Pianin seems to have gotten actual news here without realizing it--he doesn't play the comment up. But what's all this about behind-the-scenes work to avert a conviction? Everyone knew that the votes weren't there for conviction. How much work had to be done?


Posted at 02:57 PM

"WARD CLEAVER DADS FOR BUSH" [KJL]
Gary Andres in the Washington Times:
Men with children favored the president on the question of agreement on cultural direction by nearly 60 percentage points (Bush 77, Kerry 18), while men without kids slightly favored Mr. Kerry (Bush 37, Kerry 43). The pattern among women still strongly favors President Bush, but the differences are smaller -- a 25 percent advantage for the president among women with kids and a statistical tie among those without children.

Many analysts, including myself, assumed that the "values voters" popularized in this election were mothers with kids, concerned about the increasing moral relativism and cultural coarseness in the world around them. These data support that idea. Yet men with kids are even more divided and intense on the issue -- a less-understood pattern.

While the conventional wisdom focused on "security moms" and their passion for protecting their kids from everything from threats to physical safety to moral degradation, dads overwhelmingly had the same concerns and felt even more convinced that Mr. Bush would lead the culture in the right direction.

Posted at 02:50 PM

SCOTT PETERSON'S SENTENCING [KJL]
decision will come down at 4:30

Posted at 02:43 PM

A KERIK DEFENSE [Rich Lowry]
E-mail:

"Ah, Rich, didn't you write about the disgraceful conditions in U.S. prisons a while back? Well, in NYC we had a sewer called Riker's Island, an embarrassment to civilization itself.

Bernie Kerik cleaned that mess up. In order to do something like that you have to be able to understand multiple layers of organization and have the will to create change throughout a system.

The NYPD improved under Kerik -- despite Jonah's protestations that Bratton was the real innovator. Kerik made the NYPD better. He created the Iraqi police out of dust.

I'm not quite sure what you mean by 'more obvious qualifications.' A degree from an Ivy League school, perhaps?

Kerik is the real deal, not a pretender.

This was the guy to pull the Homeland Security Department together into a functional and coherent whole.

Losing Kerik here is a case of American prissiness getting the better of American ingenuity. A sad day, not a day to blissfully bid `good riddance.'"

Posted at 02:40 PM

THE VIRTUE OF THE TRIAL BALLON [Rich Lowry]
The Bush administration generally hates trial ballons. It considers them messy and inconsiderate to the people subject to them. But they have their uses. It might have helped in the Kerik case, for instance, if we had known for a week or so that he was the leading contender, so the media could take a few whacks at him and the administration could have gotten a better sense of how many Kerik-related targets were out there.

Posted at 02:37 PM

BUMPED [Rich Lowry]
Fyi--I wasn't on Fox. Something was happening with the Peterson case...

Posted at 02:33 PM

MARK SANFORD [KJL]
for President?

I suspect if I had to give away a dollar for everyone (i.e. near everyone outside Washington or SC) who just asked "who?," I'd go broke pretty quickly.

Posted at 02:27 PM

THE ELECTION IS OVER... [KJL]
...or is it? Today is Electoral College day. Just hours before the Ohio electors were set to vote (they now have), a challenge was filed, which can still be heard.

Posted at 02:04 PM

RE: GOLDEN GLOBES [KJL]
The Passion of the Christ is noticably absent from the nominees.

Posted at 01:35 PM

FOX [Rich Lowry]
FYI--I'm scheduled to be on “Dayside” around 1:40 pm.

Posted at 01:25 PM

DC'S "THIRD WORLD HELL HOLE?" [Michael Graham]
Jurkek Martin’s column in the Financial Times about Dulles Airport is pretty funny and parts of it certainly ring true. But I can’t agree with the fundamental premise that flying out of Dulles is a uniquely horrible experience. Dulles is my primary airport and I’ve never had a problem. My wife just flew down to SC to run a half marathon and we both agree that Dulles is a relatively easy travel experience. When I compare it with Denver or (horrors!) Atlanta, Dulles is downright relaxing.

I haven’t traveled abroad enough to judge Martin’s comparisons to Heathrow or de Gaulle. I flew to Israel a few months ago on El Al (Flight: excellent! Proctological exam: average) and Dulles compared favorably to Ben Gurion.

My co-workers here in DC tend to agree with Martin, however. Dulles is their last choice. Have I just been lucky?

Posted at 01:22 PM

UN-FREEZING FROGS [Jonathan H. Adler]
Wood frogs often freeze solid over the winter, only to thaw out in spring time and resume their regular lives. Basically, the wood frog generates its own natural anti-freeze that protets its cells when they are frozen, and scientists are trying to reproduce the effect for use in organ transplants. The Washington Post has a time-lapse video of a thawing frog here. It's cool, but if any Corner readers have wood frogs of their own, I would not recommend trying this at home.

Posted at 12:46 PM

ONE COOL DINNER [KJL]
The Iraq the Model brothers at Roger Simon's place.

Posted at 12:41 PM

YES, WE CAN GET THEM THERE BY DEC. 24 [Jack Fowler]
We’re talking about National Review acclaimed books, which make great Christmas presents – for everyone from kids to curmudgeons – and which can be ordered securely here.

Posted at 12:32 PM

GOLDEN GLOBE [KJL]
nominations have come out and Sideways leads the pack. Tom Hibbs reviews it here.

Posted at 11:58 AM

RE: REHNQUIST [Shannen Coffin]
The Supreme Court issued four opinions today. Chief Justice Rehnquist authored one of them, but did not participate in two of the remaining three.

Posted at 11:54 AM

DEMS’ CORNER [Stanley Kurtz ]
Here’s one last point on Kinsley’s piece. Keep in mind that Kinsley has already called for the abolition of legal marriage. So when he points to the next phase of the civil-rights struggle, it’s not hard to imagine what he means. This is why the Democratic party is driving itself into a corner. Their arrogant conviction that they are the inevitable future--their restless struggle to find ever more radical fields on which to fight battles for “civil rights”--is rapidly consigning the Democrats to the past.

Posted at 11:51 AM

BEINART’S REACH [Stanley Kurtz ]
The Starr-Kuttner exchange gets more interesting when you compare it to Peter Beinart’s much discussed call for a purge of Democratic doves. (Here’s my take on Beinart.) Beinart takes pains to deny that gay marriage had anything to do with the Democrats’ loss. Yet Starr and Kuttner each loudly acknowledge the gay-marriage effect, while saying virtually nothing about terrorism or foreign policy. So far, then, the big picture looks something like this. There are three broad policy challenges for the Democrats–foreign policy, economic policy, and social policy. Beinart wants a more hawkish foreign policy, and denies that social policy is a problem at all. Starr fingers social policy as the key to the Democrats’ dilemma, and calls for a retrenchment on social issues in order to save liberalism elsewhere. Kuttner acknowledges the political harm of liberal social policies, but hopes that a refurbished crusade over pocketbook issues can overcome any difficulties. In saying this, Kuttner directly draws on the widely publicized views of The Nation’s Thomas Frank. In short, when it comes to making sense of the election, the Democrats are all over the map. Their big thinkers and big publications are touting mutually contradictory strategies and analyses. It’s still early on, of course. The Dems have time to get their act together. And parties can certainly win without everyone being on the same page. In fact, that may be the only way parties can win. Even so, we’re talking about the Democrats’ liberal core here. Beinart’s purge is never going to succeed if he can’t inspire a broader constituency among his fellow liberals. And Starr will never provoke a meaningful retrenchment on gay marriage if prestigious Democratic organs like TNR stand in the way (not to mention his own co-editor). In the absence of more consensus on a new direction, the Democrats risk lapsing into Kuttner-like denial and Kinsley-like obliviousness. My money’s on the latter.

Posted at 11:45 AM

LISTENING IN ON THE LEFT [Stanley Kurtz ]
Eavesdropping on the Democrats’ post-election conversation is fascinating stuff. Compare Michael Kinsley’s latest to this piece by American Prospect co-editor, Paul Starr. Starr’s got it all over Kinsley. Kinsley develops a tired liberal cliché--the ever-widening radicalization of the Sixties’ struggle for civil rights is an unstoppable revolution. Yet as Starr acknowledges, this “civil rights struggle” is solidifying our national polarization–and killing the Democratic party. Of course, the problem is the extension of the Sixties’ civil-rights struggle to illiberal policies like affirmative action, and the undemocratic application of a flawed civil-rights analogy to the gay-marriage issue. Starr himself calls the Massachusetts Goodridge decision “bad law.” Although he uses code, Starr seems to be angling for the end of Democratic opposition to the Federal Marriage Amendment. The other American Prospect co-editor, Robert Kuttner answers Starr here. Kuttner is deluded–claiming that the real problem with the election is that the Republicans had the media on their side (!), and that mainstream voters would have broken for Kerry if only they’d been warned more clearly about our “theocratic president whose base rejects modernity.” George Will dismisses Kuttner’s rant. Kinsley is oblivious. Kuttner is in deep denial. Starr sees clearly.

Posted at 11:42 AM

REHNQUIST [Shannen Coffin]
The Chief Justice of the United States, William Rehnquist, is scaling back his activity. According to Howard Bashman's "How Appealing " Blog, the Supreme Court issued a statement today that "Chief Justice Rehnquist will not participate in decisions argued during the November sitting, unless his vote is necessary to break a 4-4 tie." This is truly disheartening news.

Posted at 11:39 AM

LEAVITT TO HHS [Jonathan H. Adler]
Yep, President Bush has nominated EPA Administrator Mike Leavitt to be HHS Secretary. What this means for EPA is very unclear. The agency was adrift under Christie Todd Whitman, but Leavitt had begun to right the ship. Leavitt had a superior understanding of both environmental policy and environmental politics than Whitman. Moreover, unlike his predecessor, he didn't allow his agency to undermine the White House. No word on his possible replacements.

Posted at 11:29 AM

CORNWELL RECANTS [KJL]
From The Economist:
As he admits, Hitler's Pope (1999), his biography of Pope Pius XII, lacked balance. “I would now argue,” he says, “in the light of the debates and evidence following Hitler's Pope, that Pius XII had so little scope of action that it is impossible to judge the motives for his silence during the war, while Rome was under the heel of Mussolini and later occupied by the Germans.”
Hat tip. Good for him for being honest, but one imagines the damage is already done.

Posted at 10:46 AM

IT'S NOT MCCLELLAN [KJL]
W. is nominating EPA's Mike Leavitt as HHS secretary.

Posted at 10:41 AM

RUMMY MUST BE HELD TO ACCOUNT.... [Jonah Goldberg ]
But Kofi shouldn't. So says the Economist. No Oil for Pacifists has the details.

Posted at 10:41 AM

HAMAS "ART" [KJL]
on display in Australia.

Posted at 10:38 AM

DAVID CORN VS. BEINART [Jonah Goldberg]
David Corn responds. Maybe we should fix drunk driving before al Qaeda? Junkyardblog has the goods.

Posted at 10:37 AM

KERIK [Jonah Goldberg]
I'm with Rich. I was never particularly wowed by the guy. Bratton was the real innovator in New York's war on crime. All the trend lines were going in the right direction by the time Kerik got there. It seems opportunistic to pile on now, but I just don't think we've lost much of anything.

Posted at 10:30 AM

RE: FINDING NEMO [KJL]
I know we've talked about it before, including little kids getting a little traumatized by the opening scene (ok, maybe K-Lo too).

Posted at 10:27 AM

RE: KERIK [KJL]
Michelle Malkin makes some nomination suggestions.

Posted at 10:19 AM

FINDING NEMO [Jonah Goldberg]
Okay, I've had to watch or listen to this film many, many times now because certain members of my family who happen to be shorter than three feet tall will burst into flames if they don't watch "fishies" regularly. Nevertheless, has anyone noticed that it's, well, pro-life? Little Nemo, while still in his egg, is treated as an ensouled, uh, fish. No they don't use the word "ensouled," but as I'm now starting to pay close attention to the more subtle ways abortion politics play out in the popular culure, I think it's kind of interesting.

Posted at 10:19 AM

FINDING NEMO [Jonah Goldberg]
Okay, I've had to watch or listen to this film many, many times now because certain members of my family who happen to be shorter than three feet tall will burst into flames if they don't watch "fishies" regularly. Nevertheless, has anyone noticed that it's, well, pro-life? Little Nemo, while still in his egg, is treated as an ensouled, uh, fish. No they don't use the word "ensouled," but as I'm now starting to pay close attention to the more subtle ways abortion politics play out in the popular culure, I think it's kind of interesting.

Posted at 10:17 AM

GOD & NEUTRALITY [KJL]
From that story yesterday about Mike Gerson defending the president on God, be sure not to miss the comments of Baptist minister Rev. C. Welton Gaddy, whose quotes critizing the president's contention that God is not neutral cap off the article.

Here's what the president said: "The course of this conflict is not known, yet its outcome is certain. Freedom and fear, justice and cruelty, have always been at war, and we know that God is not neutral between them."

So Rev. Gaddy is saying that God is neutral on these aforementioned issues?

Posted at 10:15 AM

BERNIE KERIK [Rich Lowry]
I feel sorry for him for what he must be going through now, but good riddance to his nomination as far as I'm concerned. Maybe now Bush can nominate someone for the job whose qualifications for the office are a little more obvious.

Posted at 10:14 AM

THAT SOUND YOU HEAR IS MULLAHS QUAKING IN THEIR BOOTS [KJL]
From "How to Approach Iran" in today's Washington Post, signed by Madeleine Albright and former foreign ministers from the U.K., France, Italy, Canada, Denmark, Spain, and the NEtherlands:
If the Americans need to increase their support for diplomatic efforts, Europeans must prove to the Iranians that severe political and economic consequences will result if Iran does not renounce the nuclear weapons option. In the event that diplomacy fails and Iran decides not to abandon its efforts to develop nuclear weapons, Europeans should be ready for alternative courses of action, including going to the U.N. Security Council, and they should repeatedly stress their willingness to act. The transatlantic community should not be trying to force a confrontation with Iran, but we must not fear one if that's what is necessary to prevent the introduction of another nuclear weapons program into the combustible Middle East.
Emphasis mine. Gosh, what, so maybe a decade or more from now, the mullahs will be ousted when the U.S. decides to really lead, after the U.N. has long refused to? Something like that?

Posted at 09:59 AM

RE: HOLA [KJL]
Scroll down, young man. What an easily answered question in The Corner!

Posted at 09:56 AM

HOLA [Jonah Goldberg]
I'm here bright and early at Señor Greenberg's in Cabo San Lucas. How's everything in El Norté?

Posted at 09:39 AM

RUDY'S ORANGE [KJL]
Rudy Giuliani has been spotted wearing an orange tie in recent days. I just got off the phone with his Giuliani Partners press office, which confirms he's wearing it in support of Viktor Yushchenko.

Posted at 09:32 AM

ANOTHER WAR FABLE? [KJL]
Readers are skeptical about the Marine ring story. One of many e-mails: "I'm a little doubtful. I bet they cut off the ring and still couldn't save the finger, hence the 'lost' ring (so the cut wouldn't show). So they made a nice story, why not. No doubt the guy loves his wife, God bless them both."

Posted at 09:15 AM

"GOD NEVER GIVES YOU MORE THAN YOU CAN HANDLE. I FIGURE SHE HAS A LOT TO SHOW EVERYONE... TO SHOW THE WORLD" [KJL]
A girl is born with a birth defect that leaves her faceless. In the world of Dutch infant euthanasia and PEter Singer, she might not be alive today, at about age 2. But in the lives of of her parents, mercifully, she is their blessing.

Posted at 09:12 AM

OBITUARY -- FRANK CAREY [John Derbyshire]
The Daily Telegraph obituaries are essential reading first thing in the morning. Here is one from today's paper, on WW2 air ace Frank Carey.

Sample: "On his sixth day of continuous combat, during which he bagged some 14 'kills,' Carey was shot down. He had attacked a Dornier 17 bomber and was following it closely down in its last moments; the pilot was dead but the surviving rear gunner pressed his trigger to set Carey's Hurricane alight, wounding him in a leg.

"The fire stopped, and Carey landed in a large field between Allied and enemy lines. After thumbing a lift on the back of a Belgian soldier's motorcycle he joined a party of refugees until a British Army truck picked him up.

"Eventually Carey arrived at a casualty clearing station in Dieppe where he encountered the 16th Duke of Norfolk, a fellow patient who apologised that he was only there with gout."

Posted at 09:06 AM

RE: KERIK [Tim Graham]
Both ABC and NBC were doing some White House-pounding on the Kerik nomination this morning. I was especially struck by how ABC was talking up Kerik's rumored extramarital affairs. Why, back in the Clinton years, you could not only have an affair, but lie about it to the FBI, have an independent counsel attached to you to cost the taxpayers millions, and still serve in the cabinet as HUD Secretary. I don't remember ABC having any reservations or criticism about that...not to mention what they had to say about Clinton's affairs pre-Lewinsky.

Posted at 08:29 AM

THIS IS THE DAY [Jack Fowler]
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Posted at 08:12 AM

MORE ON MOORE [Michael Graham]
From today’s Washington Times:
Fat chance
The District-based WMAL radio is leading a fund-raising drive on behalf of Fisher House, which, explains talk-show host Michael Graham, assists "the wives, children and parents who have wounded loved ones receiving treatment at Walter Reed Army Medical Center, Bethesda Naval Hospital or Malcolm Grow Medical at Andrews Air Force base."
Mr. Graham offered that explanation in a letter to a potential big donor — or, rather, a big potential donor: documentary filmmaker Michael Moore.
"America's soldiers have been very good to you," Mr. Graham writes in an open letter to Mr. Moore. "Most of them don't like you, but they're prepared to die attempting to protect you from terrorism so that you can continue to crank out your profitable propaganda.
"They've done all this for you. I'm writing to give you the opportunity to do something for them. ...
"The message of your books and films is that the American soldier is a victim. The soldiers I've spoken with at Fisher House vehemently disagree with you, as do the majority of my active-duty military listeners. However, we all agree that the soldiers who have been the victims of Iraqi terrorist violence ... deserve our support.
"Therefore, I am writing to challenge you to give back just a small portion of the money you have earned as a critic of their mission. Your film 'Fahrenheit 9/11' has grossed around $150 million. Our entire goal for the Fisher House this holiday season is a tiny percentage of that amount. ...
"If you feel, however, that the money can be better spent on yet another trip to France, nobody will be surprised.
"You can send your check made out to the Fisher House Foundation, care of 630 WMAL, 4400 Jenifer Street NW, Washington, DC 20015."

Posted at 07:51 AM

IF ONLY BERNIE KERIK COULD SAY THE SAME... [Michael Graham]
"I am, you know, adamantly against illegal immigrants."—Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton.

This is why the Bernard Kerik issue resonates. It has nothing to do with second-guessing the Bush White House vetting process. It’s the fact that the head of law enforcement in NYC and the potential leaders of homeland security could have such a blatant disregard for the law.

And everyone outside the Bush administration sees what the White House won’t: That enforcing immigration law is a key part of homeland security. Will the next DHS nominee be any more serious about illegal immigration that Kerik? Not unless President Bush suddenly gets serious about it, too.

Posted at 07:48 AM

ALSO FROM TODAY IN HISTORY [KJL]
Martial law went down in Poland 23 years ago today.

Posted at 07:46 AM

GOOD MORNING! [KJL]
If you were out and about, know that The Corner was relatively active this weekend. Check in starting about here to catch up. We have it all, scandals, movies, sex, saints, sinners, the great (or gross, open to interpretation) thickburger quest, and more (and Moore).

Posted at 07:30 AM

WE GOT HIM [KJL]
It was a year ago when we caught Saddam Hussein. Some of the immediate NRO reax: Cliff May; Jed Babbin; Mac Owens; Amir Taheri; The Corner.

Posted at 07:25 AM

SORRY I MISSED THAT [KJL]
From one of the regulars:
Did you see the Fritz Hollings piece on 60 minutes? The only reason I watched was because I thought someone would finally call him in his segregationist past. Surely Mike Wallace, the "relentless" "bulldog" of CBS News will level his famous "piercing glare" and why then-Governor Hollings told Eisenhower that minorities had no right to demonstrate outside segregationist lunch counters.

Here's what we got:

Wallace: "Condoleeza Rice?"

Hollings: "She needs to go back to teaching Russian or whatever."

Wallace: "Ha!"

Cripes, it was like watching Larry King.

Posted at 07:18 AM

RE: FINGER VS. RING [KJL]
It might make for a winning chick flick, but a member of the USAF ain't buying tickets, he e-mails:
I'm sorry but that guy was an idiot.

Were I the doctor I'd have simply decided the guys injuries were clouding his thinking, sedated him and saved what I could of the finger, ring be damned.

The ring, no matter how sentimental its value, could be replaced. The finger cannot.

Posted at 06:25 AM

DEFENDING THE VETTING [KJL]
The White House defends the Kerik vetting process, claiming they knew all the stories--just not the housekeeper. I'm not sure I believe that--perhaps they knew the stories, but in recent days details became worse? I dunno. If that is true--that what they knew came to be seen as worse than previously believed post-nomination, I imagine Rudy's going to be doing a distancing job.

Posted at 06:04 AM

RADICAL CHIC [John J. Miller]
The leader of Mexico's Zapatista movement is writing a detective novel, reports the New York Times today. But does the Times really have to refer to Subcommander Marcos as "the rebel leader who made wearing a black ski mask sexy"? It makes you wonder what New York Times writers wear when they're trying to impress their dates. That's their own business, of course, but it would be nice if they weren't trying to invent the next Che Guevara at the same time.

Posted at 05:54 AM

WHERE IN THE WORLD IS OSAMA BIN LADEN [KJL]
Hamid Karzai says he's "definitely" in the Afghanistan region--and is confident he'll be caught.

Posted at 05:51 AM

COLOR BIND [John J. Miller]
A nice editorial on race-blind college admissions, including a reference to Cornerite Roger Clegg, in today's Wall Street Journal.

Posted at 05:43 AM

MARINE CHOOSES RING OVER FINGER [KJL]
Severing his wedding band could have saved his finger, but he would have none of that.

Unfortunately, doctors lost the wedding ring in the process. But he got his message across, all the same.

Posted at 05:27 AM

Sunday, December 12, 2004

I JUST HOPE THEY KEPT THE PLACE CLEAN [John Derbyshire]
Adds a new dimension to the phrase "pigging out."

Posted at 09:06 PM

SEE, THERE IS A WAY [KJL]
A reader, on the movie-theater problem:
I agree that this is a silly law for a major city to enact. However, I applaud efforts of theaters to handle problems such as this on their own. I live in Rochester, NY, and there is at least one theater I know of in the area that has banned children under 18 after 7pm unless accompanied by an adult. I recently graduated from college, so I am not far removed from that age. But still, I have often been annoyed by teenagers who thing the movie theater is their playground. I suppose the point of this email is that this is an issue where it is unnecessary for government to get involved. Theaters can effectively solve these problems on their own.
It seems like it would be good marketing...without the city council's "help."

Posted at 09:00 PM

A SOCCER FAN WRITES [John Derbyshire]
"Mr. Derbyshire---I recently read your article on soccer [presumably this one-JD], and it makes me sick. You think it is a boring sport? You think it lacks the characteristics that there are in what, BASEBALL??!! All baseball players do is stand around. Soccer requires the best physical condition, the ability to see things before they happen, which means you must be smart to play. It makes me sick to hear someone like you, a nerd who has probably never played a sport in your life, talk about the greatest sport in the world like you do. You think American football is more of a sport? All they do is run a play for 10 seconds, wait another minute, run another play.... Soccer is non stop fast paced action. And you are way overexaggerating about the ties. Soccer rules. And you will never get your damn constitutional amendment to ban it. Soccer is coming to America. It is getting bigger and bigger, whether you like it or not. Burn in hell, dickweed."

Fair comment, I suppose. But what, exactly, is dickweed? I have checked in my wife's gardening books, but can find no mention of it.

Posted at 08:55 PM

THE MOST UNPOPULAR PERSON IN THE WORLD RIGHT NOW [KJL]
is he who made the decision to shut down the Suez Canal, apparently a reason for the problem getting Playstations for under the Christmas tree...

Posted at 08:42 PM

MAYBE THEY’RE JUST ON WEIGHT WATCHERS? [Cliff May]
According to ABC News, the Butcher of Baghdad and 11 other prisoners have begun a hunger strike.

Posted at 08:27 PM

SEX & THE NEW YORK TIMES [KJL]
I'll never get back the few minutes it took to read the Jean Braithwaite piece today in the NYTimes.

"Our Bodies, Our Imaginations" is 1,700 words in "the paper of record" today about a woman who, we are told, gets fat post-wedding. Her husband, having married an "anorexic," is turned off by the weight gain. So, said woman (the author of the piece) tries satisfying her urges by answering a "Women Seeking Women"ad in a local paper. Her husband encourages the porn pen pal, and the wife additionally obsesses about sex at her job at a bookstore, looking at every female customer (and then some) as if she was possibly her anonymous pen pal.

Eventually she meets the porn pal and "Raven" is turned off too.

Which is pretty much the end of the story--except we're promised a book on the topic to come from the author of the piece. (Second book this weekend I can't wait for.)

As I said, time I will never get back.

What makes you sad about the whole thing most especially is that the NYTimes has the essay under the category "Modern Love." Huh? Missing from the piece--and the lives of these poor people--seems to be just that--love. It's a sad commentary on what the NYTimes must think constitutes marriage in America--and "love."

Posted at 08:07 PM

OK, OK [KJL]
An e-mail:
As someone who has lived in major cities her entire adult life, I have to applaud this law. Trying to see an evening movie targeted at adults in a major metropolitan theatre is a misery. Infants aren't the only problem. The problem is more often with older children. I've been in countless movies where a group of 2-3 single women are accompanied by 6-8 children from the ages of 5-10. The "adults" will sit together in one section of the seats with the children sitting in another area. This guarantees countless back and forth during the movies with both verbal shout outs of "ma" and constant running up and down the isles. Any lawmaker who thinks an underage movie clerk or usher will refuse service to these patrons without the force of law, or threat of stiff fines to the owners, has been seeing all their movies at home.
Okay, true. I guess I have been bothered by children occasionally at a movie theater and wondered why parents with kids 5-10 are seeing Kill Bill (replace with your inappropriate movie of choice). And, I'm all for federalism and all...If a locality sees a real need.... But we're talking Philly here. Seems like they have bigger problems than kids under six in movie theaters.

Posted at 07:40 PM

GOV'T TO BAN KIDS FROM MOVIE THEATERS? [KJL]
Maybe. In Philly, after 7 pm: "An adult who brings a child to a movie with a rating other than G after p.m. would be fined up to $50; the theater would be fined up to $300. "

Hey, I don't want a screaming baby next to me on my night out as much as the next guy, but, come on...how many little kids can actually be going to the movies that much after 8 ot 9 pm anyway (and be a problem--one that the law should solve?)?

Posted at 06:53 PM

HEAVENLY TEHRAN [KJL]
They have Farenheit 9/11! (We knew this, just pointing out the Washington Post's choice today of movie to highlight a "new revolution" in Iran).

Posted at 06:48 PM

CALLING ALL SCREENWRITERS [John Derbyshire]
Andrew: Perhaps some enterprising producer could come up with a movie in which Zhang Ziyi and Dagmara Dominiczyk duke it out in prolonged slow-motion sequences. Here's one ticket-buyer already. And I can pronounce *one* of the names!

Posted at 06:37 PM

DAGMARA! [Andrew Stuttaford]

While the Derb swoons over Zhang Ziyi, I’d like to thank the reader who sent in this encouraging information about Dagmara Dominiczyk, the ‘diamonds’ actress we were discussing here on the Corner not so long ago :

“The daughter of a Polish Solidarity movement leader who was jailed for over a year due to his promotion of social and political freedom, screen beauty Dagmara Dominczyk was primed early in life for the themes of film that would provide the stunning actress with her big-screen breakthrough… Devoting his life to the cause of freedom after his own father met an untimely demise at the hands of communists, Dagmara's father and her family were exiled to New York following her father's release, when the future actress was a mere seven years old…Opting to focus on more thought-provoking films rather than cotton-candy cut-and-paste comedies, Dominczyk hopes to one day utilize her fame to return to Poland and give back to the community and support system that helped her family to survive in their darkest years.”

The reader (who clearly loooves this woman) has this to say:

"Gorgeous and solid anti-communist credentials. No, it doesn’t get any better than that."

Who could possibly disagree?


Posted at 04:46 PM

KERIK WON'T HURT RUDY [KJL]
John Podhoretz says no one will remember come 2008. (Sounds right--probably even if something worse than the housekeeper comes out.)

Posted at 03:40 PM

ABBAS [KJL]
apologizes to Kuwait.

Posted at 03:26 PM

CRICHTON, RIGHT AGAIN [Peter Robinson ]
I find myself liking Michael Crichton more and more. He was terrific when John Stossel interviewed him on “20/20” the other night, and now a reader has pointed out a speech that Crichton gave a couple of years ago at Caltech. The speech amounted to a stout and utterly unapologetic exercise in political incorrectness. An excerpt:
Let's think back to people in 1900 in, say, New York. If they worried about people in 2000, what would they worry about? Probably: Where would people get enough horses? And what would they do about all the horses**t? Horse pollution was bad in 1900, think how much worse it would be a century later, with so many more people riding horses?

But of course, within a few years, nobody rode horses except for sport. And in 2000, France was getting 80% its power from an energy source that was unknown in 1900. Germany, Switzerland, Belgium and Japan were getting more than 30% from this source, unknown in 1900. Remember, people in 1900 didn't know what an atom was. They didn't know its structure. They also didn't know what a radio was, or an airport, or a movie, or a television, or a computer, or a cell phone, or a jet, an antibiotic, a rocket, a satellite, an MRI, ICU, IUD, IBM, IRA, ERA, EEG, EPA, IRS, DOD, PCP, HTML, internet. interferon, instant replay, remote sensing, remote control, speed dialing, gene therapy, gene splicing, genes, spot welding, heat-seeking, bipolar, prozac, leotards, lap dancing, email, tape recorder, CDs, airbags, plastic explosive, plastic, robots, cars, liposuction, transduction, superconduction, dish antennas, step aerobics, smoothies, twelve-step, ultrasound, nylon, rayon, teflon, fiber optics, carpal tunnel, laser surgery, laparoscopy, corneal transplant, kidney transplant, AIDS . . . None of this would have meant anything to a person in the year 1900. They wouldn't know what you are talking about.

Now. You tell me you can predict the world of 2100.

Posted at 03:03 PM

MICHAEL ROSA PARKS MOORE [KJL]
I missed this when it happened earlier this month, but a regular reader reports:
K-lo,

Shockingly, a new low was reached by Michael Moore recently. He was received a Big in 2004 Award on VH1's specious year-end awards show. (I'm not sure when this happened -- I am presently watching a rebroadcast.) His category was "Big Boat Rocker," and Mikey beat out somewhat-less-dishonest filmmaker Morgan Spurlock and, bizarrely, Hurricane Ivan.

Sharon Stone presented Moore his award after a glowing (and shrieking) introduction. Moore stepped on the podium to a standing ovation, not surprising for the young/hip Hollywood/music crowd in attendance. (I could, however, make out some boos and jeering.)

Then during his speech, in a moment of pure unrivaled Moore arrogance, he compared himself... to Rosa Parks!

I wasn't Tivoing, sadly, or I would give you a transcript, but he basically said that his message is that democracy isn't a spectator sport, and Rosa Parks started the civil rights movement by refusing to sit in the back of the bus. Ergo, making millions off of fallacious muck-raking is his version of Ms. Parks brave and quiet protest.

Unbelievable.
Sure enough. Of course his post-election day collage of President Bush made up of the photos of soldiers who have died in Iraq was probably his lowest low moment.

Posted at 02:59 PM

SENSIBLE SENATOR [KJL]
Long profile of Tom Coburn in the Post today. I liked this:
The rules they learned in the orientation session on ethics? "Ridiculous," he says. "Crazy." He can fly his wife home from Washington with frequent-flier miles, but not to Washington. He can dine with a lobbyist, but only once. "Just think about it," he says. "I'm 56 years of age. I've had three jobs, raised three kids. If somebody can buy my vote for a dinner, I shouldn't be here in the first place.
The man's typically just good sense...may he prosper in his Beltway return.

Posted at 02:53 PM

SPEAKING OF INTERNET DATING [KJL]
Singles might consider checking out eharmony (see NRO ads)...giving our advertisers a try helps NRO, so thank you. And maybe you'll wind up with something besides a better NRO in return!

Posted at 02:30 PM

COMMUNISM & EDATING [KJL]
Gotta wonder if the NYTimes editor assigned to this piece on Internet dating must have gotten grief for letting this last quote get through:
Feeling weary and, she said, "jerked around," Ms. Gold let her paid subscription to Match.com expire, and she has turned to real-life singles mixers for professionals. "I think I just burned out," she said. "It's kind of like communism. On paper, it's a perfect system."


My daydreaming editor's note: [So it doesn't work off paper?! Pls. explain.--Ed.]

Posted at 02:26 PM

"PATHOLOGICAL PASSION" [KJL]
The actor who had to flog "Jesus" in Gibson's Passion of the Christ is off Broadway with a fruit of it. Very different, but sounds interesting, and his comments on the Gibson movie are interesting as well.

Posted at 02:19 PM

EVIDENTLY [KJL]
someone at IBM was cheating for The Corner on that bizarre Wizbang poll which seems to be a fight now between Powerline and Little Green Footballs (ends tonight, mercifully). KerrySpot will win for best new blog, no contest, seemingly, which is something. Neither The Corner nor the Kerry Spot for best election blog though, which I'd contest, but I'm content enough with the output to bother defending it.

Posted at 02:19 PM

FRANK RICH ON SEX [KJL]
Here's a little:
No matter what the censors may accomplish elsewhere, the pop culture revolution since Kinsey's era is in little jeopardy: in a nation of "Desperate Housewives," "Too Darn Hot" has become the national anthem. A movie like "Kinsey" will do just fine; the more protests, the more publicity and the larger the box office. But if Hollywood will always survive, off-screen Americans are being damaged by the cultural war over sex that is being played out in real life. You see that when struggling kids are denied the same information about sexuality that was kept from their antecedents in the pre-Kinsey era; you see that when pharmacists in more and more states enforce their own "moral values" by refusing to fill women's contraceptive prescriptions and do so with the tacit or official approval of local officials; you see it when basic information that might prevent the spread of lethal diseases is suppressed by the government because it favors political pandering over scientific fact.
I'm sorry, but the idea that it is a challenge for near anyone in America to get contraception or contraceptive information is a silly one. A little federal funding toward abstinence ed is not some kind of largescale rollback of the sexual revolution, it's a smart educational counter. And one that can't hurt. And, when we're talking about areas (and countries, like so much of Africa, for instance) where promiscuity and subsequent disease are rampant, it's a big-time lifesaver.

Posted at 02:10 PM

WILL ON BEINART AND BUCKLEY, TOO [Cliff May]
Well worth reading is George Will’s column today, engaging in the debate sparked by Peter Beinart, on the need to “fundamentally reshape” liberalism to address the reality of Islamic fascism and terrorism.

Money quotes:
Beinart aspires to change the Democratic base so that it will accept a presidential candidate who espouses 1947 liberalism -- someone for whom anti-totalitarianism is the organizing imperative of politics.

But how do you begin reforming a base polluted by the Michael Moore-MoveOn.org faction?

Moore says "there is no terrorist threat" -- that terrorism is a threat no greater than traffic accidents.

MoveOn says that "large portions of the Bill of Rights" have been "nullified" -- presumably, then, the federal judiciary also has been nullified.

When Moore sat in Jimmy Carter's box at the 2004 Democratic convention, voters drew conclusions about the party's sobriety.

Liberalism's problem with the Moore-MoveOn faction is similar to conservatism's 1960s embarrassment from the claimed kinship of the John Birch Society, whose leader called President Dwight D. Eisenhower a Kremlin agent.

The reason that Moore is hostile to U.S. power is that he despises the American people from whom the power arises. Moore's assertion that America "is known for bringing sadness and misery to places around the globe" is a corollary of Kuttnerism, the doctrine that "middle America" is viciously ignorant.

Beinart is bravely trying to do for liberalism what another magazine editor -- the National Review's William Buckley -- did for conservatism by excommunicating the Birchers from the conservative movement. But Buckley's task was easier than Beinart's will be because the Birchers were never remotely as central to the Republican base as the Moore-MoveOn faction is to the Democratic base.

Posted at 01:59 PM

STICKS AND STONES NEXT? [John Derbyshire]
Having made it impossible for law-abiding citizens to own handguns, the Blairite regime in Britain is moving on to the next phase

Posted at 01:56 PM

AND THEY SAY THE PRESIDENT ISN'T THE BRIGHTEST BULB... [KJL]
It completely went over my head but many numerically inclined readers point out Reuters math problems in regard to the president's size:
From your 12/11 post on the corner that linked to the article on Bush's weight:

"The nearly 6-foot (3-meter) Bush weighed 194 pounds at his last physical in August 2003."

He's not overweight at all. 3 meters?!! According to them the President is approximately 10 feet tall! 10 feet, 194 lbs sounds like a beanpole to me.

Posted at 01:53 PM

RE: HOW TO ALIENATE YOUR NEIGHBORS [John Derbyshire]
Walking Boris this morning, I saw that neighbor in her driveway. I went over and aopologized for my previous bad manners, briefly but clearly and sincerely.

She was a perfect lady, laughed it away, told me not to give it a moment's thought, and wished me a MERRY CHRISTMAS.

If only all our messes could be cleaned up that easily!

Posted at 01:48 PM

THE THICKBURGER QUEST [Andrew Stuttaford]

I was wrong. As a number of disappointed readers have told me – there is no Hardee’s in Queens. It’s in Larchmont. Even further.

This account from a reader in Georgia does suggest that the trip to the, gasp, burbs might be worth it:

“Y'all poor damyankees -- every county seat in the south boasts a Hardee’s. It is the most likely "downtown" fastfood joint, and for years has been mainly known for having the best fastfood biscuits for breakfast. They came out with a "Lo-Carb Breakfast bowl" in mid-summer -- a heaping bowl of scrambled eggs, cheeses, bacon, ham, and sausage -- "With only 6 carbs!" But we Southerners who love breakfast aren't really into fad diets, so Hardees added a biscuit and drenched the whole thing with gravy, and now the revised "Deluxe Breakfast Bowl" is a big seller.”

And as for the New York Times’ editorial, here’s another reader's perspective:

“Funny that I can't find a single instance on the NY Times site that lists the calorie or fat count for any of their recipes or of any of the dishes they review from major restaurants.”


Posted at 01:45 PM

RE: O CHRISTMAS TREE [John Derbyshire]
Masses of advice from readers about getting balsam sap off hands. Most recommendations are for food products of various kinds: vegetable oil, mayonnaise, reddi-whip. Seemed odd, but, yes, they work. The hand-clean gunk (IMS one brand is actually named "GUNK") that you buy in auto-supplies stores also recommended. Many thanks to all!

Posted at 01:45 PM

IN THE SHADOWS [John Derbyshire]
So, Mr. President, let me just check that I've got this right.

Illegal immigrants are good people. It's terrible that they have to "live in the shadows." They're doing work Americans won't do --- Just trying to put food on their families. They are vital to the U.S. economy. Right?

HOWEVER -- if I employ one of these good, hard-working, vital-to-our-economy, oppressed people off the books, I have committed such a gross violation of ethics that I cannot possibly serve in your administration.

Is that right? And if it is wrong of me, or presumably any other American, to employ an illegal immigrant as a nanny, then how are these people supposed to attain the American dream to which they so rightly and valiantly aspire?

Posted at 01:42 PM

THE SEASON'S THREE KINGS [Jack Fowler]
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Posted at 01:38 PM

SENSIBLE LIBERALS [John J. Miller]
Why are there so many leftists among college professors? "The liberal position just makes more sense," says Prof. John Campbell of the University if Michigan.

Posted at 12:16 PM

SAINT FULTON? [John J. Miller]
A campaign begins.

Posted at 05:31 AM

BLUE STATE REPORT [John J. Miller]
White House speechwriter Mark Gerson spent some time with a group of reporters recently, and so the Washington Post dutifully informs us of the following: "Gerson also caustically dismissed the idea that the invasion of Iraq or U.S. policy toward Israel were prompted by theories about the second coming of Jesus." But the question absolutely had to be asked, right?

Posted at 05:18 AM

         


 

 
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