INTERSTELLAR OVERDRIVE [Andrew Stuttaford] Delightful story in today’s New York Times on the decades-long survival of traveling Pink Floyd laser shows that have, apparently, “long been staples of planetariums and concert halls.” Who knew? Sadly, this magical mystery tour may be coming to a close. “Several venues have stopped their laser shows, blaming everything from weakening ticket sales to the undesirable "stoner crowd" the shows have been said to attract.” Said to attract? Posted at 06:34 PM GAME, SET AND MATCH [Andrew Stuttaford] As part of his scheme to bring the Olympic plague to NYC, Nurse Bloomberg has been agitating to build a football stadium on Manhattan’s West Side. The economics of such stadiums are sufficiently dubious (there’s a case to be made that they displace as much economic activity as they bring) that they should never – ever – be supported by taxpayer dates, but New York’s stadium skeptics have another winning argument on their side. The Nurse has said that building the stadium is an essential precondition of a successful Olympics bid. No stadium, no Olympics. I can think of no better reason for opposing the stadium. Now there’s another. Cablevision (the owner of, um, Madison Square Garden) has offered to pay the Metropolitan Transportation Authority far more than the stadium crowd have suggested. The MTA needs the money. Badly. Not to accept the offer would be a disgrace. Take the bread, MTA, forget the circuses. Posted at 06:30 PM SUBMISSION, CTD [Andrew Stuttaford] Holland’s slow suicide continues. Blogging away from that sad, threatened country The Dutch Reporter has the details of a small, but symbolically interesting, incident which shows how far things have gone: ”Cals College in IJsselstein has prohibited two of its students to have Dutch flags on their bags. The 16 year old boy and his friend where told by the director of their school that they "urgently should consider" to remove the Dutch flags from their bags, it could provoke other students, mainly Moroccan students. The two considered the urgent request of the school as a prohibition.” Time, I think, to fly the Dutch flag. Via Peaktalk Posted at 05:46 PM DAZED AND CONFUSED [Andrew Stuttaford] Sections of the European left love nothing more than proclaiming that the West’s moment has passed. Here’s an example from today’s Guardian by Martin Jacques (a man who edited a magazine called Marxism Today when that bizarre and murderous cult was, thankfully, already yesterday). His main theme? The rise of India and China. Interesting, perhaps, but you don’t have to be an American triumphalist to find this piece more than a touch bizarre in the frenzied desperation of its arguments. My favorite bit? “The contrast between China and the United States could hardly be more striking. The former dates back thousands of years, the latter not much more than 200; the former is a product of an ancient civilisation, the latter an invented nation whose citizens bear allegiance to a political document, the constitution. It is little wonder that Americans constantly need to reinvent themselves: the Chinese, unsurprisingly, have no such problem, they know exactly who they are.” The Chinese feel no need to reinvent themselves, eh, Martin? Maybe it’s just my faulty memory, but I seem to recall they have had a revolution or two themselves over the past century. But perhaps that’s just my imagination. Posted at 05:22 PM "I CAN READ ARABIC." [Jonah Goldberg] Lots of email like this:
Posted at 04:11 PM HIDEOUS, HORRIBLE PEOPLE [Jonah Goldberg ] Two alleged child torturers caught. It's cases like this that make me ponder why the death penalty is reserved for murders only. Not for the squeamish. Posted at 03:55 PM WOMAN ON PILL PREGNANT WITH 4 [K. J. Lopez] Some good news for the quads: Ms Zolfaghary said she considered having an abortion, but had changed her mind. "Part of me feels very special because this is so unusual. And I was just enjoying being a full-time mum to Zach." Posted at 03:09 PM JONAH VS JUAN [Michael Ledeen] Yet another example of the hysterical incoherence of the Left, I think. Since--as Cole demonstrates so well--they no longer understand the world, cannot explain it, and accordingly cannot craft policies that might improve it, they are left with personal attacks on those who can and do. They can't win a debate, so they start a food fight. Cf. Howard Dean... Posted at 03:00 PM HEH -- MORE READERS [Jonah Goldberg] Here's a quick round-up of representative emails. I've got to get back to real work. Thanks for all the kind words etc. The shrillness of [Cole's] claim to have superior expertise arises from the Iraqi election. THOSE WHO KNOW ABOUT SUCH THINGS all said it would be a disaster. Events proved otherwise, and the people have quite rightly devalued the opinions of these experts. They can speak Arabic and they've read all the right books. But they were wrong on the big question. And: Hi Jonah, And:
And the kicker: Mr. Goldberg, Posted at 02:58 PM AS YOU CAN IMAGINE [K. J. Lopez] all "***"s are mine, not Jonah's. Maker's Mark anyone? Posted at 02:57 PM SHIITES [Michael Ledeen] It's hard to imagine the MSM getting stupider, but there they go again...a raft of articles today on the "pro-Iranian Shi'ite list" in the Iraqi elections. It's totally wrong. The Iranians dread the Iraqi Shiites, because the Iraqis, from Sistani to Chalabi to Hakim and on down, all oppose the Iranian heresy of the "Supreme Leader," a cleric at the top of the state. The traditional Shiite view is that such an event can only take place when the "12th Imam" returns from his disappearance--more than a millennium ago--to claim rightful leadership of the entire Muslim world. Until then, people in turbans should stay in the mosques, and the state should be governed by non-clerics. Sistani, Chalabi, and Hakim all said they were opposed to clerics in the government. Chalabi said--loudly and publicly, IN TEHRAN--that he and all the members of his list were opposed to the creation of an Iranian-style Islamic Republic in Iraq, and Chalabi also said, publicly on television, sitting next to the Iranian Ambassador to Baghdad, that Iraqi freedom was due to the brave leadership of George W. Bush. Despite their tricky recent statements endorsing the Iraqi elections, the mullahs know that the Iraqi democratic revolution is a mortal threat to them, and to their heretical version of Shiism. They are now quaking in Tehran, not--as the "expert" commentators and reporters would have us believe--drooling over new-found control over Iraq. If Najaf reestablishes its traditional role as the center of Shiism, the Iranian mullahs will be even further discredited. And that will be quite an achievement for a group that is already fully despised by its own people. Posted at 02:54 PM ON AND ON [Jonah Goldberg ] Of all the emails Cole has received because of this silly brouhaha this is the one the great scholar sees fit to post: "I wouldn't rush to pack your bags. But if you actually do get an oppurtunity to verbally castrate this weasel, ask him if he truly meant "In the weeks prior to the war to liberate Afghanistan, a good friend of mine would ask me almost every day, "Why aren't we killing people yet?" And I never had a good answer for him. Because one of the most important and vital things the United States could do after 9/11 was to kill people." ' For the record, I did in fact mean it. I wrote it here. As for why my sorry a** isn't in the kill zone, lots of people think this is a searingly pertinent question. No answer I could give -- I'm 35 years old, my family couldn't afford the lost income, I have a baby daughter, my a** is, er, sorry, are a few -- ever seem to suffice. But this chicken-hawk nonsense is something that's been batted around too many times to get into again here. What I do think is interesting is that out of the thousands upon thousands of emails I've gotten from people in the military over the years, maybe a dozen have ever asked this question. Invariably, it's anti-war leftists who believe that their personally defined notions of hypocrisy trump any argument and any position. Meanwhile, the military guys have been overwhelmingly friendly and very often grateful for the support we offer around here. Posted at 02:46 PM JADED JAMES [Tim Graham] Time TV critic James Poniewozik (formerly of Salon) unloaded a satchel of sneers in a commentary on NPR's All Things Considered last night, protesting the "tiny craven brains" of people who want a cleaner Super Bowl broadcast this year. "Advertisers, broadcasters, and the NFL are spooked by the post-Janet [Jackson] fallout, not to mention the 2004 election, which suggested that indignant red-staters would soon be marching on Madison Avenue with torches and pitchforks." He concluded: "We'll focus on the uplifting image of the game itself: Two gangs of chemically enhanced giants knocking the living crap out of each other. Let's just hope their uniforms don't rip. We wouldn't want to send the wrong message to the kids, now, would we?" Posted at 02:44 PM SIMPLY PUT [K. J. Lopez] I've lost control. 3 is not to early to drink on a Saturday. Later... Posted at 02:43 PM KRAMER VS. COLE [Cliff May] Among the bona fide experts who routinely challenges Juan Cole’s pseudo-scholarship and apologias for fascism: Martin Kramer, whose website is here. Posted at 02:42 PM I'LL CHECK WITH KATHRYN... [Jonah Goldberg] From a reader:
Posted at 02:33 PM FIGHT! FIGHT! [Jonah Goldberg] From a reader: I love it!! You and Cole are like a pair of rappers calling one another out. The Corner needs more of this kind of thing. Do me a favor and [tick] off Chris Mathews so I can see you make a fool of him. Not that he needs help. Posted at 02:15 PM BY THE WAY [Jonah Goldberg ] Here are two experts I think are worth reading. Both, I believe, are Arabic speakers. Here and here. Posted at 02:02 PM WOLCOTT [Jonah Goldberg ] James Wolcott, who continues to write like he should be the fifth girl on Sex and the City, shockingly takes Juan Cole's side. I'm devastated, of course. Now, as I conceded Juan Cole is an expert on the Middle East. But Wolcott is an expert on....what? I saw in the latest issue of Vanity Fair he's writing about latenight cable lesbianism. I bow to his expertise there. And I'd take his "argument" about me more seriously (even his unceasingly unoriginal and catty fat jokes), but he almost never makes arguments. Indeed, from what I've been able to tell, Wolcott's simply the middle-brow wordsmith Vanity Fair signed on to make sunbathing second wives in the Hamptons feel like they're intellectuals while they get their pedicures. I wouldn't debate Juan Cole about the Middle East for the same reason I wouldn't debate Paul Krugman about economics. Nevertheless, about American politics or foreign policy, I'd have no problem or reluctance debating either of them. And as for Wolcott, I cannot imagine there is a subject I would be undermatched to debate him on, save perhaps on how he manages to keep a straight face while he musters the nerve to call anybody else in the English-speaking world a "hack." But I do think Wolcott's prredictable bitchy-lefty approach to this whole thing illuminates something interesting. Obviously, Wolcott doesn't speak arabic and knows certainly no more about the Middle East than me. Yet there's no doubt Cole will celebrate Wolcott's endorsement even though according to Cole's own criteria, Wolcott is no more qualified to have a worthwhile opinion on any of this than I am. Moreover, the fact that Jimmy Wolcott seriously thinks Cole talks like a professor simply illustrates the partisan hackery he ascribes to me. Wolcott thinks Cole is professorial not because of Cole's scholarship -- and certainly not because of his prose -- but because Wolcott agrees with Cole about Bush, Iraq and me. I'm perfectly willing to admit that I'm cherry-picking my experts (including the various arabic speaking Iraqi bloggers). But Wolcott operates from the assumption that if Cole agrees with him, he must be an unimpeachable scholar. That sounds more like narcissism than judgment. Posted at 01:58 PM CONDI [Jonah Goldberg ] I've never been as wowed by Condi Rice as some, but if she keeps saying things like this I will be: "There cannot be an absence of moral content in American foreign policy," she says. "Europeans giggle at this, but we are not European, we are American, and we have different principles." Posted at 12:39 PM EMPIRICISM [Jonah Goldberg] From a reader: J., Posted at 11:51 AM WHO IS JERRY HOUGH? [Jonah Goldberg ] I'm sorry for not explaining that. Indeed, for all I know Juan Cole doesn't consider it an insulting comparison. Jerry Hough was a prominent Sovietologist (not a historian) who never missed an opportunity to be incandescantly wrong on the big picture but was gifted in defending himself by hiding behind his C.V. and his "expertise." In 1991 -- two years after the Berlin Wall fell -- Hough declared "The belief that the Soviet Union may disintegrate as a country contradicts all we know about revolution and national integration throughout the world." He once explained that ""the Soviet leadership almost seems to have made the Soviet Union closer to the spirit of the pluralist model of American political science than is the United States." My favorite anecdote about Hough comes from Robert Conquest: I remember at Columbia University more than twenty years ago Stephen Cohen saying to me, "There's someone here who thinks Stalin only killed ten thousand people." "No there isn't," I said confidently. Steve took me over and said, "Jerry, how many people did Stalin kill?" "Ten thousand or so." This anecdote comes from this essay by Conquest about the moral idiocy and myopia of "experts" during the Cold War. It remains one of the most devastating and illuminating essays I have ever read and one can almost feel the parallels to Cole and his crowd emanating from the pages. Posted at 11:46 AM THE PILING ON CONTINUES [Jonah Goldberg ] In an excellent rejoinder to Cole here, Tony at Across the Bay writes: Needless to say, that regardless of his Arabic and his book on Shiite Islam, Cole's non-academic writings are for the most part shrill and rarely insightful, amounting to little more than a pessimistic news round-up, as we've shown several times on this blog (which is why most everyone has dismissed Cole. Even Michael Young called his site "overrated!"). Besides, Cole knows no Hebrew, can't read Israeli papers, knows nothing whatsoever about Israeli society, and yet pontificates constantly on Israel, Sharon, the Likud, etc. His opinion on these issues, by virtue of his own logic, matters not. Yet he graces us with it regularly. Posted at 11:28 AM ACADEMIC DISCIPLINES [Rick Brookhiser] Jonah asked about dubious academic disciplines. I learned of White Studies when I was told that my book, The Way of the WASP, had been cited in someone's textbook for same. I wrote him back and said, "That's white of you." Posted at 10:32 AM COLE [Jonah Goldberg] Justin Katz chimes in: More than discrediting Goldberg, Professor Cole has revealed a great deal not only about himself, but about the Left in general. One wonders how many intellectuals, some of them with tenure, have spent the past week festering because, for all of their degrees and language knowledge and books authored, right-wing simpletons are not only being proven right, but they're being proven to be on the right side of the issue. The problem that so many intellectuals have — across the disciplines — is that they haven't been visiting and learning languages and writing books to understand their subjects, but to cram them into a Leftist worldview. Consequently, an understanding of human nature, which is available to all of us equally, trumps scholarly perambulation, and the "academic retreat into expertise," as Goldberg calls it, will become a retreat into obscurity and irrelevance when reality makes the people confident to laugh at the professors' credentialized bluster. Posted at 09:40 AM RE: COLE [Jonah Goldberg] Not a bad point since my column was, in fact, about America's reaction to the Iraqi elections. From a reader: Mr. Cole misses one important point. Yes, his expertise on the Middle East qualifies him to present his opinion and perhaps demand a stronger hearing than others. Posted at 09:29 AM SOMEBODY DOESN'T LIKE ME [Jonah Goldberg] Looks like I hit a nerve with Juan Cole. I think it is time to be frank about some things. Jonah Goldberg knows absolutely nothing about Iraq. I wonder if he has even ever read a single book on Iraq, much less written one. He knows no Arabic. He has never lived in an Arab country. He can't read Iraqi newspapers or those of Iraq's neighbors. He knows nothing whatsoever about Shiite Islam, the branch of the religion to which a majority of Iraqis adheres. Why should we pretend that Jonah Goldberg's opinion on the significance and nature of the elections in Iraq last Sunday matters? It does not. .... And...
There's more, of course. I'm a practitioner of "monstrous warmongering," for example. But the gist seems to be Prof Cole knows more about the Middle East than I do. And he goes to great -- and at times hysterical -- lengths taking my opinion seriously in an effort to show that you shouldn't. I'll come back to some of this stuff later, but I should say that I don't think I made the allegation that Saddam had nuclear weapons "over and over again" on CNN or anywhere else. My point was actually the reverse. Iraq didn't have nuclear weapons and therefore we could remove Saddam at comparatively low risk -- an option we didn't, and don't, have with North Korea. Also, I wrote columns more than once criticizing the effort to boil the whole thing down to the WMDs issue. As for the fact that Professor Cole reads Arabic, has lived in Arab lands and all that, Bully for Him. I do love this academic retreat into expertise. Don't get me wrong I believe in expertise and the value of books. But I wonder, does Professor Cole ever complain that Noam Chomsky, Michael Moore or Ted Kennedy don't read arabic? Or does he bust out the "Whose is bigger" academese only when he encounters people who disagree with, or don't suck up to, the good doctor? Absolutely, Professor Cole knows more about the Middle East than I do. That doesn't make him right about everything having to do with the Middle East. If it did, folks like Bernard Lewis wouldn't disagree with him. Indeed, during the Cold War how many Sovietologists got everything wrong? Answer: Lots. I'm no expert on Doc Cole nor on the Middle East, but I get the distinct impression that he's a contender to be the Jerry Hough of Middle East experts. My point is that he may be an expert, but he's not one I rely on. This seems to enrage Cole for reasons that say more about him than me. As for the only substantive rebuttal he offers to my column (you need to claw through the whining and insults to find it), he makes a pretty good case for the democratic nature of the 1997 Iranian elections (though it smells of whitewash to me. I'll consult some experts.). Of course, he now concedes that the candidates were selected by the Mullahs on ideological grounds and that others were excluded -- a point he did not make when he originally praised the Iranian elections as "more democratic" than Iraq's. The reason he didn't make it was because it was inconvenient to his ideological -- not scholarly -- agenda. Indeed, as Reihan at the American Scene has noted, Cole's larger point was to dismiss the Iraqi elections as somehow particularly undemocratic when the system used in Iraq is hardly unique. Did Cole consider the South African elections in 1994 undemocratic? How about elections in other countries which use proportional representation? It is a curious instinct which causes such a scholar to burnish the democratic credentials of a theocracy like Iran's in order to discredit an election like we saw in Iraq last Sunday. It is an even more curious tactic when the good professor clearly understands that the nature of Iraq's election wasn't nearly so undemocratic as he initially insinuated. Which brings me to his opener. He says that now is the "time to be frank about some things." To which all I can say is, it's about time. Posted at 08:46 AM IT'S THE PATS [John J. Miller] A part of me would like to see the Eagles win, for the sake of my friend and Philly native Jon Adler. But whenever someone says "Tom Brady," I hear "Hail to the Victors" play in my head. (Do you think I should have this condition checked out?) So I'm mostly pulling for a game that remains interesting in the 4th quarter. I'm irresistably drawn to high-stakes competition, even when I don't have a personal stake in it--and being a fan of the Detroit Lions is basically the definition of not having a personal stake in the Superbowl. Oh, you were probably looking for a prediction. Like Tim, I enjoy going against convention. I was one of the only people in the world to pick the Pats three years ago. But I just don't think the Eagles will do it. New England has won 31 of its last 33, it compiled a better record against a tougher schedule, and all indications are that this year's squad is better than last year's championship team. I'm also sobered by this factoid, which I read in the WSJ yesterday: Finally, a history lesson. There have been 16 Super Bowls pitting a team that had won the big game at least once in the previous five seasons against a team that had not. The teams with a Super Bowl title under their belts were -- sorry, Eagles fans -- 15-2. Teams, such as this year's Patriots, with more than one title in the previous five years are 4-0 against all opponents, which is why Mr. Belichick may be the most important Patriot of all.My pick: Patriots 31, Eagles 14. Posted at 05:35 AM Friday, February 04, 2005 AACCKK [K. J. Lopez] "State Department commends Annan" Posted at 07:15 PM EAGLES CHOKE, AGAIN [Tim Graham] Fifteen of 19 ESPN pundits pick the Patriots, and despite the temptation to go against the grain, the Eagles are going to lose, I suspect -- I'll say 24 to 6, which was the margin of their meaningless preseason contest last summer. MVP will be QB Tom Brady. PS: Yes, I know the Eagles squashed my Packers like a bug, but they also barely beat the Browns this year. I won't be upset if the Eagles win, since I would love to deny all the comparisons of Bill Belichick to Vince Lombardi, the King of Titletown. Posted at 06:57 PM SUPER BOWL [Shannen Coffin] This weekend is the source of minor strife in the Coffin household, with wife Casey rooting for her hometown (more or less) Eagles, and me pulling for the Pats. For those who ask about my lack of bleating about the Patriots, I must confess that I didn't grow up a Pats fan, even though I claim all of the other Boston teams as my own. But, I mean, how excited can you get for a Steve Grogan led team? Having said that, without claiming to be a (front running) fan, I do enjoy New England's recent run of success. And a win for NE will only cap one of the greatest year's in Boston sports history -- so I can't complain. So go Pats. I predict a solid 35-24 victory. Posted at 06:57 PM NEW ENGLAND 31, PHILADELPHIA 21 [Jim Boulet] New England's big-play linebacker Teddy Bruschi returns an interception for a touchdown. Eagles offense under 100 yards rushing. Eagle wide receiver Terrell Owens one catch for seven yards, TD. Posted at 06:47 PM MORE GOOD NEWS FOR ROSSI IN WASHINGTON ELECTION CONTEST [Stefan Sharkansky ] The judge dismissed some more motions intended to stop the election contest. He also released the counties from the case, leaving the Secretary of State as the sole defendant. That also appears to be good news for Dino Rossi as it removes a number of parties who are motivated to fight back and it won't affect discovery aimed at uncovering irregularities in county election departments. Posted at 06:45 PM TRUTH BE TOLD [Michael Ledeen] The oldest "most fraudulent academic discipline" is of course "political science." Hell, it's an oxymoron. Posted at 06:40 PM RE: E.J. [Cliff May] Ramesh, how much of the Social Security arguments are genuinely and sincerely substantive and how much do they mask the political agendas? I’m referring here to the phenomenon that you, I’m pretty certain, were the first to identify: that people with portfolios – even modest portfolios -- are statistically more likely to vote Republican. (Own stocks and go to church on Sunday? I’ll bet Karl Rove really wants your email address and phone number.) Posted at 06:39 PM THE DNC RACE [Ramesh Ponnuru] An excellent, insider-y postmortem by Ryan Lizza. Posted at 05:24 PM E. J. DIONNE JR. [Ramesh Ponnuru] Democratic pollster Anna Greenberg and I trooped over to his Georgetown class yesterday to talk about religion and politics. I enjoyed the discussion--college kids must have gotten smarter over the last ten years. We didn't talk about Social Security, though, which is the topic of E. J.'s column today. The basic point of the column is to minimize the fiscal problem. He does this chiefly by ignoring the $5.8 trillion the government will have to come up with to pay for benefits between 2018 and 2042. Dionne also argues that repealing Bush's tax cuts would cover the program's shortfall. I'll bet that he is, again, ignoring the $5.8 trillion (I haven't had a chance to read through the report to which he refers). But there's another point worth keeping in mind. The way our tax system is set up, the federal tax burden as a share of the economy rises over time. It's projected to go up to an unprecedented 20.9 by 2018 and to 27 percent by 2078. Repealing Bush's tax cut will yield the money Dionne wants only if we assume that the tax burden goes even higher than that. Congress probably wouldn't allow that to happen, and shouldn't. E. J. objects to Bush's reference to Social Security as "bankrupt." "That is nonsense. By 2042 (or 2052, according to the Congressional Budget Office), Social Security will still be able to pay between 70 and 80 percent of promised benefits -- which, because of wage indexing, would be higher in real terms than today's benefits." First of all, I think a lot of people and companies who go bankrupt end up paying a portion, but not the entirety, of what they have promised to people, so the word doesn't seem inappropriate here. But I also think Dionne is making a bigger concession than he realizes. If an immediate 20-30 percent cut in benefits in the year 2042 is no big deal, then how terrible can it be to enact a plan that would involve reducing benefits in that decade so that they're 40 percent lower than currently scheduled? Especially when that plan would involve a gradual change, with no year-to-year cuts? Posted at 05:10 PM TRIBUTE [Shannen Coffin] Ethics and Public Policy Center has posted a terrific three minute video tribute to Iraqi voters. Posted at 03:30 PM DARTMOUTH, DARTMOUTH, RAH, RAH, RAH [Peter Robinson] Posted on Power Line earlier this week by Scott Johnson, aka “The Big Trunk:” I feel a tremendous sense of gratitude to my alma mater, Dartmouth College. Indeed, apart from my family, I ascribe just about everything good that has happened in my life to my college education. Foremost among the experiences that contributed to my education as an undergraduate was the opportunity to study literature in every one of the classes taught by Professor Jeffrey Hart [of the Dartmouth English department and also a senior editor of National Review] during my four years at the college. Yet I wonder if it would be possible for students at the college today to have an undergraduate experience like mine. See Dan Knecht's sobering Dartmouth Daily article "The monolith on the hill."With my thanks to Scott—and a reminder to everyone else: If you know any graduates of Dartmouth, please send them the link to the website in question, www.peter-robinson.org. Posted at 03:27 PM JONAH DESERVES MORE GRIEF THAN HE GETS [K. J. Lopez] because everyday my in-box is full of: "I know you won't link to my blog/pubish my piece/respond to my e-mails because I am a lesbian" type e-mails from bloggers, writers wanting to be published, the bored. Posted at 03:08 PM BIG BROTHER ADVERTISING [Jonah Goldberg] This will scare the dickens out of Stuttaford. Posted at 03:03 PM ROSA PARKS--SIGH [K. J. Lopez] Visitors to Planned Parenthood's website today are greeted by a photo of Rosa Parks (it's her birthday). Turns out she's a fellow traveller--and board member. Posted at 02:57 PM COOKIE-BAKING-GIRLS LEGAL DEFENSE FUND [Jonah Goldberg] My guess is they'll raise the money fast. Posted at 02:55 PM IT'S ALMOST 3 EST [K. J. Lopez] No Super Bowl predictions? JJ? Adler? My only one: No wardrobe malfunctions during halftime, save for a racy commerical or two. Posted at 02:52 PM END OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION, CONT'D [Jonah Goldberg] Girls sued for dropping off cookies at neighbor's house. Update: Too many emails like this flooding-in not to acknowlegde one. From a reader: Jonah, The “best” part of that article you linked is: “[the plaintiff] said the families' apologies rang false and weren't delivered in person." Add that to your “well, duh” column. Gee, I can’t imagine why the girls didn’t want to knock on that woman’s door in order to apologize. Posted at 02:38 PM PLANE THREAT PROBLEMS [K. J. Lopez] at JFK Posted at 02:36 PM "MEGABITCH" ETHNIC STUDIES [K. J. Lopez] This is really everything you never wanted to know about ethnic studies--at least one department in San Fran. Posted at 02:32 PM RE: PROTEST IN EGYPT [K. J. Lopez] More here. Posted at 02:30 PM THE STUFF THREADS ARE MADE OF [Jonah Goldberg] Cliff raises an excellent topic for Conerites: Most Fraudulent Academic Disciplines. I agree Ethnic Studies is bad, but it must take a back seat to Post-Colonial Studies. I don't want to steal anyone else's thunder. Nominations? Arguments? Merriment? Posted at 02:27 PM BET HE HATES NEXIS [K. J. Lopez] Harry Reid, 1999: "Most of us have no problem with taking a small amount of the Social Security proceeds and putting it into the private sector." Posted at 02:26 PM THAT CHESTERTON QUOTE [John Derbyshire] ..is a pseudo-quote, which no-one has ever been able to track directly to anything Chesterton wrote. Here is a full investigation. (Many thanks to reader “Nosy” for this.) Posted at 02:15 PM IN RE: WARD CHURCHILL [Cliff May] The real scandal here, you know, is that Churchill is Chairman of the Ethnic Studies Department. Surely, we all know there is no such discipline. If historians or political scientists want to conduct studies with an ethnic dimension, that’s fine and dandy. But these departments are frauds – a way to provide sinecures and payoffs to left-wingers who never in their careers will undertake any serious scholastic pursuits, who simply want a cushy chair from which to preach and indoctrinate. And even in a red state like Colorado, they get what they want. Posted at 02:13 PM "I LOOK FORWARD TO COMPLETING YOUR TRAINING. IN TIME, YOU WILL CALL ME MASTER" [K. J. Lopez] Argh. Glitch in the system. Posts are automatically supposed to be rejected when the word "tribbles" and "Jar Jar Binks" appear. Posted at 02:03 PM GENERAL MATTIS [Jonah Goldberg] From a reader: Jonah-- Posted at 01:58 PM WASHINGTON JUDGE RULES AGAINST DEMOCRATS [Stefan Sharkansky] The Judge in the election contest just denied Democrats' motion to dismiss the contest for lack of jurisdiction. Also denied the motion to dismiss for improper venue. Posted at 01:57 PM MOST EMBARASSING MOMENTS [Jonah Goldberg ] On the subject-that-is-banned. But KJL won't see this post because I've activated my cloaking device. Note: Contains mildly offensive language. Posted at 01:56 PM DON’T FORGET [Jack Fowler] to send your alma mater a copy of Choosing the Right College. The cost is only $10, but the good deed is worth millions! Order here. Posted at 01:54 PM CALLS FOR REFORM IN EGYPT [K. J. Lopez] These could be the folks W was bucking up Wed. night--and the Iraqis inspired Sunday. (I say "could be" because I know nothing about this particular protest other than what appears in that story I link to.) Posted at 01:50 PM RE: OH BROTHER [Tim Graham] Slate's Jack Shafer is a media critic I've respected for a very long time, but this piece is just nuts. It's obviously and shamelessly perverse on the North Korea comparisons, especially after our elections, the Afghanistan elections, the Iraqi elections. Bush is not "fortressing" himself from the press just now, considering a boomlet of inauguration interviews and the January 26 press conference, after which the WashPost's snarky Bush-hater Dana Milbank was declaring his love for new Bush press hander Nicole Devenish. Just because Ed Chen of the Los Angeles Times can't get a Bush interview doesn't mean Bush is a dictator. Just because a reporter gets taken off Cheney's plane doesn't make America like North Korea. The elementary problem with Shafer's complaint -- which disappoints with its tinny echo of the hard-left Bill Moyers line in general -- is that it never considers the media policies of the Clinton White House by comparison. Did they always charm the press? My friend downstairs at CNSNews.com, Marc Morano, has as part of his biography he "holds the distinction of being the first journalist in history to have his video camera seized by the Clinton White House while on assignment." Shafer links to a new article by the American Journalism Review on the same subject, but AJR's Lori Robertson had the decency to consider the Clinton era, including an episode when Clinton press secretary Mike Mc Curry "told Deborah Orin of the New York Post that he wasn't going to check out an allegation in former FBI agent Gary Aldrich's book 'Unlimited Access' when Orin broached the subject in a press conference. After a testy exchange in which McCurry said the book was 'filled with lies' and criticized the New York Post for reprinting portions of it, he asked if any other news organization wanted to ask the question. He looked around the room. No one took the bait." By Shafer's standard, that makes Clinton a North Korean dictator. Posted at 01:38 PM GENERAL MATTIS [Jonah Goldberg] From a reader: Jonah, Posted at 01:32 PM OBVIOUS EVIDENCE ... [Jonah Goldberg] of a successful volcano lancing. Posted at 01:25 PM MOVING GOALPOSTS [Jonah Goldberg ] My syndicated column is up. Posted at 01:21 PM PEGGY ON DEMS, SOTU [K. J. Lopez] As for the Democratic response, Harry Reid looks and talks like a small-town undertaker whom you want to trust but wonder about, especially when he says the deceased would love the brass handles. Although Nancy Pelosi continues to look startled, even alarmed, her comments are predictable and pedestrian. Both seemed eager not to agree with Ted Kennedy's recent "Iraq is Vietnam" statements, which more and more seem not just stupid but scandalously so. Absent endorsing radical defeatism, however, Mr. Reid and Ms. Pelosi had little to say. They made Important Sounds. Neither seemed sincere or serious. The president seemed both.The whole thing, here. Posted at 01:15 PM SOTU "STAMPEDE" [K. J. Lopez] From John Kerry's latest e-mail: "Obviously, we have a lot of tough fights ahead because, on issue after issue, the Bush administration's policies are way out of step with the American people and frankly, with American values. Why else would George W. Bush devote his State of the Union speech to trying to stampede the nation into a phony sense of crisis over Social Security." Wouldn't the loser in a presidential election be more likely "out of step with the American people"? Just wonderfing Posted at 01:12 PM ANOTHER DOWN IN THE DNC RACE [K. J. Lopez] We hear that New Democrat Simon Rosenberg has dropped out of DNC race. "He just made it official in a conference call to reporters. He endorsed Howard Dean, citing his ability to 'revitalize' the party." Posted at 01:09 PM AL JAZEERA [K. J. Lopez] uses the NYTimes talking points on the SOTU. Posted at 12:58 PM DERB APOLOGY [John Derbyshire] …for scant postings. Been switching to a spiffy new HOME NETWORK. Cabled, but with a wireless didgeridoo for the laptop. Some startup bugs… (None of this has ANYTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH A NEW HOME OFFICE! Nothing! Nada! Zip!) Posted at 12:56 PM HAL BYNUM [John Derbyshire] Jack: There is a lot more to Hal than meets the eye. In his younger days, I am told, he was a great scrapper – would fight anybody about anything. Or even, if sufficiently well lubricated, about nothing. I got stories. If Hal Bynum had been born 50 years later, he’d be on Ritalin. Posted at 12:53 PM ANOTHER STEP TOWARD "GAY MARRIAGE" IN NYS? [K. J. Lopez] Lambda Legal press release: (New York, February 4, 2005) — A New York State court ruled today that same-sex couples must be allowed to marry, in a decision that Lambda Legal called “a historic ruling that delivers the state Constitution’s promise of equality to all New Yorkers.” Lambda Legal filed the lawsuit last year, representing five same-sex couples seeking marriage licenses in New York.Next stop: appeals court. Posted at 12:49 PM RE: WE GOTTA GO TO NASHVILLE [Jack Fowler] Do not forget the great musician, Hal Bynum. His CD “An American Prayer” is beautiful. Hal and his sweet wife Rebecca are big NR fans (heck, they even go on NR cruises!) – check out their website, www.halbynum.com. Posted at 12:39 PM WE GOTTA GO TO NASHVILLE [K. J. Lopez] At the Greenbrier, West Virginia, GOP congressional retreat last week, the country chick trio the Jenkins played. I'm told that as they hit the stage, the lead singer, Nancy Jenkins, announced that she subscribes to National Review. Larry Gatlin and the Jenkins are NR fans; Lee Greenwood has written for NRO...who next? That town could be ours. I think it's time to bus down. Jonah? Rich? Derb? You'all in? (Let me know if you need CDs to familarize yourselves beforehand.) Posted at 12:23 PM CLAIM: THERE WAS NO DEEP THROAT [Jonah Goldberg] No link, because I'm making the claim right here, right now. "He" was a composite. Update: I have now received my full quota of emails making jokes about the porn movie by the same title. Posted at 12:09 PM INDIAN NO MORE, FOREVER [Roger Clegg] The American Indian Movement has angrily disavowed Ward Churchill, of “little Eichmanns” infamy, who has apparently traded on his phony Indian status to gain UN and other p.c. perks. You can’t make this stuff up. Posted at 12:07 PM ERSATZ SPIRITUALITY [John Derbyshire] G.K. Chesterton famously observed that when people cease to believe in God, their natural tendency is not to believe in NOTHING, it is to believe in ANYTHING. This is an expression of the truth that spirituality is a basic component of human nature (though, like other basic components, strong in some and weak in others). It cannot be denied, and must always find an outlet. There was a nice little illustration of all this in today’s New York Post (America’s Newspaper of Record). A young actress named Nicole duFresne was shot dead in a mugging Jan. 27 in NY city. Here is a follow-up story. “Sparks [Nicole’s fiancé] got down on his knees and prayed as a Guyanese shaman performed a special ceremony, wafting incense with wild turkey and eagle feathers.” Wonder who Sparks was praying to? Posted at 12:03 PM MORE RE: WASHINGTON STATE [Kirby Wilbur] Well, today is the day that Judge Bridges holds the first hearing on the election contest dealing with our gubernatorial race. The Democrats will move for it's dismissal, while the Republicans will argue there are enough problems to justify a new election. No one expects a decision today unless he outrights dismisses the challenge and the chances for that are considered minimal. The case could take days, and if the Republicans win, the new election may not be held til early April. So, with all this going on, the Governor-pretend chose yesterday to reveal that she had a death threat TWO WEEKS ago from a mental patient and then went on to suggest that talk radio might have had something to do with it. For some reason, it took two weeks to think this important enough to make public, conveniently on the day before the court hearing, so sympathy is generated and attention is diverted. Could be a coincidence, but I am skeptical. Posted at 11:41 AM CLAIM: BUSH 41... [K. J. Lopez] ... was deep throat. Posted at 11:26 AM OH BROTHER [K. J. Lopez] W as Kim Jong-il. Posted at 11:18 AM SMART BIRD [Cosmo] Too smart, if you ask me. Posted at 11:18 AM COEN BROTHERS [Jonah Goldberg] My last post on the topic, I hope. A bunch of readers have asked me to defend the Ladykillers or this or that movie they disliked. I think that misses the point. Some people didn't like Miller's Crossing. Some even believe it's drenched with homoeroticism. These people are what social scientists call "wrong." But that's fine. The thing about the Coen Brothers is that their films are always worth seeing because they always try to do something different and innovative. This means they'll often come up with stuff some people won't like. But I can't think of another filmmaker/filmmaking team which has done more to earn the benefit of the doubt from audiences. Posted at 11:09 AM EASON JORDAN [K. J. Lopez] FYI: TKS is still a-watching. Posted at 11:08 AM RE: WHY? [K. J. Lopez] There's a groundhog on the cover of NRODT. Whether you put it on the cover or not (not), it's your name, you deal. I expect people to be asking you to sign copies of it before long. Posted at 10:32 AM WHY.... [Jonah Goldberg] Must all of you mock me so? What have I done to deserve this disrespect? Haven't I always been loyal? It's not like I wrote a cover story about "Weekend at Bernies II: The Immanentist Heresy." Posted at 10:29 AM DEUCE BIGALOW--RICH: I’M WORKING ON MY COVER STORY NOW… [K. J. Lopez ] An e-mail (and not a lonely e-mail, either): After all this "Miller's Crossing," "Office Space," "Simpsons," "Kingpin" nonsense -- You've finally gotten around to the one true comedic masterpieces of the last five years [Deuce Bigalow - Male Gigolo]. Posted at 10:19 AM RE: ROB LONG PIECE TODAY [Tim Graham] In case your post-Iraqi-election euphoria is dimming (and Peter Jennings is rooting for that), remind yourself of the deep media pessimism about whether these elections could be held here and here. Posted at 10:18 AM THE INQUISITION -- WHAT A SHOW! [Jonah Goldberg ] I've received a great many complaints from readers that they now have the Inquisition song stuck in their heads. In case you don't know how infectious this song is, Click here where you can download and hear the song (Yes, some profanity). Yes, I'm a cruel bastard. Posted at 10:13 AM THIS IS ACTUALLY SHOCKING [K. J. Lopez] There are some real honest people in Riverview, Michigan: RIVERVIEW -- In an era in which billions of dollars are awarded in class-action settlements nationwide each year, some Downriver residents have said "no." Posted at 10:00 AM RE: SIMPLY CRAZY [Jonah Goldberg] Hmmm, I suppose "coo-coo for Cocoa Puffs" wouldn't pass today either? Posted at 09:49 AM SIMPLY CRAZY [K. J. Lopez] The vermont teddy bear company caveson the Crazy for You bear. Posted at 09:43 AM ANY COMBINATION WILL DO [Tim Graham] There's plenty to criticize in lesbian filmmaker Debra Chasnoff's argument in favor of selling homosexuality as just another acceptable lifestyle choice to preschoolers, but Stanley Kurtz will surely notice that Chasnoff ends, not with a plea for tolerance for just same-sex couples, but for any motley collaboration of parental units: PBS has a mission to enrich all Americans, and "All Americans includes all kids, regardless of which combination of adults comes together to love and nurture them." Posted at 09:34 AM TERRIBLE SWIFT PEN (FREE!) [Jack Fowler] Another NR storeroom unearthing – a cache of about 100 “Right Writer” pens. Made from Regal Rosewood Timber and featuring rich hues and deep-brown grain patterns (and, of course, an etched NR logo), it’s a truly handsome stylus. Over the years we sold for thousands for $14.95 each, but we’ll give you one of these babes FREE when you order a copy of Florence King’s STET, Damnit! – the complete collection of her revered Misanthrope’s Corner columns which ran in NR from 1991 to 2002. A “Right Writer” when you get America’s best writer – that’s a great deal! Take advantage of it now, here. FYI: Our supply is ultra-limited! Posted at 09:30 AM REUTERS RICE PIECE [K. J. Lopez] Dog bites man, of course: "Her predecessor Colin Powell was criticized for traveling too little when some more face-to-face diplomacy might have helped win over allies to radical U.S. policies. " Posted at 09:30 AM FRIDAY-NIGHT PLANS OF CORNERITES EVERYWHERE, DESTROYED [K. J. Lopez] Megan Basham trashes The Wedding Date. Posted at 09:28 AM RE: SOCIAL SECURITY [K. J. Lopez] Read what Roy Blunt has to say and you'll go into the weekend "cautiously optimistic." Posted at 09:26 AM MISUNDERSTOOD [Andy McCarthy] My response to a post on Southern Appeal. Posted at 09:14 AM THE NEXT DERB REVOLUTION [K. J. Lopez] An e-mail: HEY!! Long-time reader, fairly long-time subscriber and now first time e-mailer. I must insist, even demand, that Mr. Derbyshire's line from his Corner post today ("I shovel my driveway, mow my lawn, and crimp my own RJ45's") be on the next round of NRO stuff. I'll be amazed if yer not gettin' same from likeminded readers. If not, let the groundswell begin here! Posted at 09:10 AM RON REAGAN & CHRIS MATTHEWS [K. J. Lopez] Rush had at them yesterday re: their instistence that the SOTU hug was staged. Posted at 09:08 AM WE’LL ALWAYS HAVE BAGHDAD … [Jack Fowler] The politics of Bush-Lieberman post-SOTU smooch, dissected by today’s New Haven Register. In a (unlinkable) Connecticut Post article, Lieberman says he extended his hand and that Bush “was good enough to give me a manly embrace.” Posted at 09:04 AM "TOO TOUGH FOR TV" [K. J. Lopez] The new D.C. Examiner tries its hand at being funny: "Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice broke down in front of reporters today when she realized after a lifetime of achievement, she was still just a secretary." More here (some of them are more nasty than funny though). Posted at 09:03 AM VISA FRAUD [K. J. Lopez] I almost missed this: A U.S. Department of State official was indicted on fraud and bribery charges for allegedly issuing visas to foreign nationals in exchange for cash. Piotr Parlej was arraigned Thursday in U.S. District Court in Washington and pleaded not guilty to visa fraud, bribery and conspiracy charges, which were outlined in a 13-count indictment handed down by a federal grand jury Wednesday. Posted at 09:00 AM WASHINGTON STATE UPDATE [Stefan Sharkansky ] King County's assertions that the large discrepancy between ballots counted and voters counted is unremarkable are looking increasing weak. King County had more than 3,000 unexplained ballots this election. But a County Councilmember who was on the canvassing board in 2000 tells me that the voter/ballot reconciliation in the 2000 election was off by only 17 ballots. This undermines the County Election Department's claim that this year's discrepancy is "consistent with historical reconciliation rates". The next big event in the Washington election contest is Friday morning, when Chelan County Superior Court Judge John Bridges hears arguments in the Democrats' motion to dismiss the Republicans' suit to set aside the election. Christine Gregoire has received a death threat. She blames it on talk radio. Posted at 08:42 AM P.C.U.? [K. J. Lopez] Harvard scrambles to get the heat turned down after Summers's men-and-women remarks (after his subsequent multiple apologies didn't work). Posted at 08:26 AM CHARLES KRAUTHAMMER ... [K. J. Lopez ] ...(see here) might be interested in knowing Anderson Cooper knocked Geraldo for showing Iraq dancing, while on The Daily Show this week. Posted at 08:22 AM WASHINGTON POST [K. J. Lopez] I’m pretty much afraid at this point to read anything they publish on the president’s Social Security plan. Posted at 08:21 AM ISN'T JONAH PRECIOUS? [K. J. Lopez] And finally he mentions Wormer. It would have just been wrong if I had to. Posted at 08:19 AM TALKING POINTS MEMO [Jonah Goldberg ] Did I miss the official announcement declaring that it's completely dedicated to Social Security? Posted at 08:03 AM HEY KATHRYN [Jonah Goldberg] First (second, third, fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh, eighth, and -- with this -- ninth) post of the day. Posted at 07:58 AM MOVIES FOR CHURCHGOERS [Jonah Goldberg] More suggestions. Posted at 07:52 AM SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH [Jonah Goldberg] Jonathan Chait spills the beans on why selecting Dean as DNC Chairman would rank alongside getting into a land war in Southeast Asia as one of the Democrats greatest blunders. Posted at 07:47 AM GENERAL MATTIS [Jonah Goldberg] Rich mentioned this story about General Mattis yesterday. But I think it's heartening that -- so far -- this hasn't turned into a politically correct brouhaha. Mattis said at a conference: "Actually it's quite fun to fight 'em, you know. It's a hell of a hoot. It's fun to shoot some people. I'll be right up front with you, I like brawling," said Mattis. Now with all the usual caveats aside, I just think it's great that we've got military leaders who want to kill the right people. That's what we have military's for. Or at least it's one of the reasons. That doesn't mean he shouldn't play by the right rules and keep political and strategic objectives in mind. But by all accounts he did that. And at the end of the day we have a military to kill the bad guys. Besides if you want to see what a real bloodthirsty speech by an American general is like I refer you -- once again -- to Patton's humdinger. [Note: Much profanity] Posted at 07:42 AM IS NORTH KOREA NEXT? [Jonah Goldberg] The Times of London has a fascinating report that the whole place might be coming apart. Posted at 07:33 AM EXCELLENT NEWS [Jonah Goldberg] The Iraqi people are turning (more) violent against the insurgency. From Free Iraqi: (nod to gaypatriot)
Citizens of Al Mudhiryiah (a small town in the "death triangle") were subjected to an attack by several militants today who were trying to punish the residents of this small town for voting in the election last Sunday. Posted at 07:31 AM DO YOU CONVERT? NO, NO, NO, NO [Jonah Goldberg ] (Sorry I got the Inquisition song from History of the World Part One caught in my head). Jihadi Muslims vexed by the ancient quandry, Show we kill the Jews or convert them? My only question is, if Jews can be converted, can apes and pigs?
Posted at 07:26 AM JOHN VERNON [Jonah Goldberg] Who played Dean Wormer in Animal House and Fletcher in the Outlaw Josey Wales has died. RIP. Posted at 07:21 AM RE: THE COEN BROS [Jonah Goldberg] Peter -- I did know that, but only because an emailer told me that the other day. Posted at 07:19 AM Thursday, February 03, 2005 DASHIELL AND THE COEN BOYS [Peter Robinson ] From a friend in Taiwan: "Miller’s Crossing IS a great film, and one big reason for that is those Coen brothers lifted 85% of the plot from one of Dashiell Hammett’s best works, The Glass Key." Jonah? John Podhoretz? You know everything about the Coen brothers, but did you know that? Posted at 11:27 PM GEORGIAN PRIME MINISTER DEAD [K. J. Lopez] Viktor Yushchenko might be considering himself lucky right about now--some fingers are pointing to Russia. Posted at 05:28 PM RE: "IT'S FUN TO SHOOT.." [K. J. Lopez] I was actually surprised that didn't wind up drowning out SOTU coverage today. Posted at 05:26 PM STAR WARS III PARODY. [Jonah Goldberg ] A bit too juvenile in parts. But geeks will chuckle. Posted at 05:23 PM “IT’S FUN TO SHOOT… [Rich Lowry ] …some people” Posted at 05:21 PM RE: GETTING OLD STORY [Jack Fowler] Jonah, Rich, and all others struggling with feeling old, being called “sir,” etc. – there is a sure-fire way to drink from the Fountain of Youth: Volunteer at the local Bingo hall. I ran the Bingo at my parish for about seven years, and a fetus couldn’t have felt younger than moi. The lovely ladies would regularly coo lines like “If I were 40 years younger kid, I’d be all over you …” (yuch!). Then there was the constant pawing (“Hey lady, don’t touch the merchandise!”), but I’ll keep those stories to myself. Posted at 05:18 PM OFFSET V. CLAWBACK [Rich Lowry ] E-mail: Subject: Washington Post on Social Security Posted at 05:05 PM POSTED WITHOUT COMMENT [Jonah Goldberg ] NR's original review of Groundhog Day. Posted at 04:31 PM ARLEN SPECTER KNOCKING THE "FAR RIGHT" ON CSPAN2 [K. J. Lopez] He's doing more Gonzales defending; cited his "independence" on parental notification; being criticized by the "far right" (i.e. you're reading us?) as a plus (though, you'll see that the "far right" is very fair in these parts--see Ramesh, who's read the primary docs). Posted at 04:11 PM GETTING OLD STORY [Jonah Goldberg] Once, when I was a senior in high school, I overheard two kids talking about comics while riding the bus. They were super-geeks, getting into the deep weeds on John Byrne versus Frank Miller etc. I was about to interrupt to correct them about something when of them turned to me and said "Excuse me Mister, do you have the time?" I was crushed at being called "Mister" then and this was almost 20 years ago. Posted at 04:07 PM P.S. [K. J. Lopez ] Our friend in Iowa from earlier won’t want to rent Deuce Bigalow, I’m certain. (I think he'll like the Schneider ad, nonetheless.) Posted at 03:56 PM “BEST THIRD-RATE, UNFUNNY POMPOUS REPORTER, WHO’S NEVER BEEN ACKNOWLEDGED BY HIS PEERS.” [K. J. Lopez ] Reminder to all writers: Beware picking fights with comedians. An L.A. Times critic recently took a shot at comedian Rob Schneider and in return, Schneider took out this full-page ad in Variety and The Hollywood Reporter today. Another kinda MSM slapdown, in its way. Posted at 03:55 PM GONZALES [K. J. Lopez] should be confirmed by 5ish tonight. The Senate has been debating most of the day. Vote starts at 4:37. Posted at 03:41 PM RE: RICH GETTING OLD [K. J. Lopez] You'll never be called "Ma'am" though. That hurts more. And, you'll never be accidentally called "Jennifer Lopez" on-air either. (I feel Michael Bolton from Office Space's pain, but we're not going there again.) Posted at 03:40 PM NBC U.N. REPORTER [K. J. Lopez] was on the U.N. payroll? Posted at 03:33 PM VOLCKER REPORT [K. J. Lopez] is online here. Posted at 03:16 PM "WE'RE NOT HERE TO TEAR DOWN, WE'RE HERE TO RESTORE" [K. J. Lopez] Paul Volcker just said that at his interim-report press conference. NO! NO! NO! Destroy the current U.N. administration. Isn't that clear. You didn't need half a Volcker report to do that. Just read Claudia Rosett's stuff. Posted at 03:14 PM LIKE JONAH, I'M GETTING OLD [Rich Lowry ] Here was a little straw in the wind. I was at Fox last night. A nice young employee handed me the text of Bush's speech. I said, “Oh, thanks. Is this the whole text?” (Excerpts had already been floating around.) She said, “Yep.” There was a pause. Then she said, “I mean, yes sir.” I was confused: “What?” “I should say to you, 'yes, sir,'” she said. So there it is: I'm becoming a “sir.” Posted at 03:04 PM RANDOM MUSING [Rich Lowry ] I wonder: If Bush had come out of the box just talking about Social Security personal accounts--the most popular aspect of his proposal--would that have prompted Democrats to scream, “What! You can't do that! The system is on the verge of collapse already!” Then, Bush could have turned around and said, “Ok, let's cut a deal that will both have personal accounts and measures to improve the long-term financing.” Just a thought... Posted at 02:43 PM RE: WASHPOST CORRECTION [K. J. Lopez] Aren't you glad I advised against jumping yet?! Posted at 02:42 PM DOUBLE STANDARDS, AGAIN [Andrew Stuttaford] The post-Harry drive to ban display of Nazi symbols across the EU is misguided for a number of reasons, most of them to do with the principle of free speech, but if the swastika is to be banned, so should the hammer and sickle. A number of Eastern European members of the European 'parliament' are now making the same point. There is, they say, "a double standard in treating the extreme right and extreme left ideologies" in Europe. So there is. But this doesn't seem to worry the EU's Justice Commissioner, Franco Frattini, who looks to draw some sort of 'distinction' between Nazism and the (by implication) lesser horrors of communism, a distinction that may be lost on the one hundred million or so people slaughtered in its name. Frattini has insulted the dead and made a mockery of history, interesting pastimes for a 'justice' commissioner. Posted at 02:35 PM THERE IS A HIGH-SCHOOL JUNIOR [Jack Fowler] at your alma mater who is in desperate need of Choosing the Right College. For only $10 you can make sure that he, and his classmates, have access to the wisdom in this mega-important book – the one Thomas Sowell calls “by far the best college guide in America.” Just one little sawbuck – imagine how much good it will do! Go ahead, and make somebody’s day – order your alma mater’s gift copy of Choosing the Right College here. Posted at 02:33 PM WASH POST CORRECTS: [Rich Lowry ] Under the White House Social Security plan, workers who opt to divert some of their payroll taxes into individual accounts would ultimately earn benefits more than those under the traditional system only if the return on their investments exceed the amount their money would have accrued under the traditional system. ME: For what it's worth-- I need an expert (Ramesh?) to explain all this... Posted at 02:31 PM RE: THE SAUDIS [Jonah Goldberg] From a reader: Well, remember, too, that the Saudis are holding municipal elections within the month. And it's important to note that if the Saudis didn't think they had to do it, they wouldn't. Bush is the factor. Posted at 01:43 PM THIS IS WISDOM [Jonah Goldberg] From a reader: Jonah, Posted at 01:41 PM BUSH AND SAUDI ARABIA [Jonah Goldberg ] Matt Yglesias makes an intersting point amidst all the rah-rah about Bush taking on the Saudis and the Egyptians in his State of the Union: Bush has said it before: The government of Saudi Arabia can demonstrate its leadership in the region by expanding the role of its people in determining their future. And the great and proud nation of Egypt, which showed the way toward peace in the Middle East, can now show the way toward democracy in the Middle East. But Yglesias doesn't make a great point. He sees this as an example of Bush's words not meaning much. I see it as an example of Bush doing what he can where he can when he can. Besides, the context is very different today. We are on the heals of a successful election in Iraq and in the Palestinian territories. Indeed, by signalling out the Saudis Bush is doing what folks like Yglesias always complain he doesn't do enough. If Bush hadn't criticized the Saudis who can doubt that Bush would have been criticized for the ommission? Indeed, wasn't there a chorus after his inaugural saying, in effect, What about the Saudis? And What about Egypt? By continuing to put rhetorical pressure on our Arab allies, he's making it clear that he really means what he says, even if he's got to set realistic priorities. Posted at 01:34 PM HIM, TOO? [Andrew Stuttaford] Shocking revelation. Posted at 01:00 PM ARTS AND LETTERS DAILY [Jonah Goldberg ] I still like the site and visit it a couple times a week. But has anybody noticed how it's sort of been sliding to the left? I admit that I first started to notice this out of self-interest. I used to get links there from time to time. Now, almost never. A few times when I've written a more egg-heady piece I've sent it along for a link and gotten nada. That's fine in general. I turn down similar requests around here all the time. Most recently, I passed along that that column about pragmatism and got a nice note back saying it didn't make the cut. Again, fine. Nature of the beast. But the more I scrutinize the sort of stuff that does make the cut, the more I get the sense that ALD is becoming more of a mirror of academic liberal-left haughty sensibilities and less of the quirky eclectic enterprise it was before the Chronicle of Higher Ed. took it over. They still do good work, and you can still find great stuff there, some of it conservative. But I increasingly go there to find the predictable, not the unpredictable. Posted at 12:52 PM STANLEY'S STEAMING [Tim Graham] Just when you think petulant Tom Shales set the standard for snark in the Washington Post, check out Alessandra Stanley in the New York Times today: The most dramatic moment occurred when he acknowledged a dead marine's Texan mother in the balcony. As she handed what appeared to be her son's dogtags to an Iraqi woman, the president bit his lip and looked like he was about to cry -- a poignant tableau that superseded all the flag-covered coffins the Pentagon has shielded from cameras and all the soldiers' funerals the president has not attended. Posted at 12:30 PM NPR'S TALK OF THE NATION [Jonah Goldberg] I will be on from 2:20 to 2:40. Or so I am told. You will not believe what I'll be wearing. Posted at 12:13 PM THIS JUST IN [Jonah Goldberg] There was only so much he could take. Apparently the "action man" doll captured by the insurgents has started to talk. He's naming names. He's spilled the beans about Malibu Barbie and Buzz Lightyear. He's going to reveal GI Joe's headquarters. The entire toy-industrial complex has been compromised. Posted at 11:50 AM FOX [Rich Lowry ] FYI--scheduled to be on “Dayside” around 1 p.m., discussing State of the Union. Posted at 11:39 AM WORK WE WON'T DO [John Derbyshire] A reader: “I'm writing to you hoping that you will be most likely be sympathetic to my gripe with one small portion of the SOTU speech last night... How has it suddenly become acceptable that if you are American it is OK to turn your nose up at certain types of jobs. I work in the investment business now but I would say the majority of jobs that I have had since the age of 15 fall into the category of occupations that the President of the United States has implicitly granted me permission to say that as an American I am to good for: house painting, construction, landscaping, dishwashing and shipyard work. Are America's teenagers all taking internships at Goldman Sachs during the summer or are they sitting on the couch playing video games while ‘guest workers’ mow their lawns?” You’re durn tootin’ I’m sympathetic. This is the death of can-do America, the nation that raised barns and opened up the prairies. Walking my dog round the neighborhood after these recent snowfalls, I kept hoping to see some of the big, gym-muscled teenagers with whom we are pretty well supplied shoveling their family driveways. Didn’t see any. Dad was out there, sometimes Mom. And of course who I imagine were illegal immigrants were going door to door offering to do the job. We’ve been writing about this for ages at NR. (Our Dear Leader, if memory serves, did a column titled: “America – mow your own lawns!” Doesn’t do any good. America is changing into something else before our eyes. I’m not sure what, but I don’t think I’m going to like it. Count me out, anyway. I shovel my driveway, mow my lawn, and crimp my own RJ45s! Posted at 11:15 AM MARY V. MARY [Shannen Coffin] I have a supporter in my running debate with Mary Landrieu over her track record of supporting the filibuster of Bush judges. (Scroll down to the bottom). Posted at 11:09 AM JUST A HUG [K. J. Lopez] Also in the Washington Post: The emotional highpoint of last night's event came near the end when Bush introduced the parents of a U.S. Marine from Texas, Sgt. Byron Norwood, who was killed in the assault on Fallujah, Iraq. As Norwood's mother tearfully hugged another woman in the gallery, the assembled senators and representatives responded with a sustained ovation, and Bush's face appeared creased with emotion.Via. Posted at 10:52 AM TOM SHALES [Ramesh Ponnuru] can be good when he's reviewing the latest sitcom dreck. When he's writing about politics, not so much. (Via instapundit.) Posted at 10:48 AM EASON JORDAN [K. J. Lopez] If you're not keeping up with TKS, do; Geraghty's a clearinghouse for the claims, the reports, the denials... Posted at 10:47 AM RNC, FYI [K. J. Lopez] Has a new Social Security website up. Posted at 10:44 AM THIS JUST IN [K. J. Lopez] The Corner needs to make an emergency trip to Iowa. This e-mail has come in from the state some of us tend to only pay attention to once every four years (not proud of this, just being honest): On the recommendation of my friends at the Corner, I borrowed Office Space and watched it with my wife. Posted at 10:34 AM VATICAN AND SOCIAL SECURITY REFORM [Stanley Kurtz] Apparently, there’s now discussion of setting a mandatory retirement age for popes. This emphasizes the president’s point from last night that Americans didn’t live as long when social security was first created. Fundamental and unprecedented demographic facts are beginning to drive our politics and our culture. We are simply not having many children anymore. That is why, as the president noted, we have moved from about 16 workers for every retiree to about three (and heading for only two workers per retiree soon). The simultaneous growth in life expectancy is compounding the problem. What will happen to society when we find ourselves with huge numbers of fragile older folks who cannot work? It isn’t just a question of social security or medicare. What will happen when boomers with few children and broken families depend on relatives who either aren’t there or don’t care? When the Catholic church even considers changing a thousands year old practice of service unto death, you know that something big is happening in human history. That is why social security reform is only the beginning of the challenges we face. Again, I take up these issues in detail in my new Policy Review piece, “Demographics and the Culture War.” Posted at 10:19 AM HORSES & FREEDOM'S RANGE [Shannen Coffin] John Kerry has been complaining that he lost the Presidential election because of the old adage that you don't change horses midstream during a war. Sunday's Iraqi election illustrates why that adage has teeth. It is quite possible that the remarkable events the world witnessed this weekend in Iraq -- and the highly emotional moment that was the highlight of the President's State of the Union Address last night -- never would have happened had George Bush been voted out of office. Perhaps Kerry would have decided -- as many naysayers were claiming leading up to the election -- that the security situation on the ground was too unstable to hold a successful election. Postponement was a real possibility under a Kerry presidency -- not a guarantee, but a definite possibility -- and who knows what would have happened therafter. But the potentially paradigm-shifting event occurred because the American electorate didn't want to change horses mid-stream. Americans generally don't like to leave business unfinished, especially when it comes to our nation's security. So John Kerry may be partially correct, and this week's world events show that we're better off for it. Posted at 10:13 AM "QUEEN HANSI OF BLIX”? [Jack Fowler] No – it’s “Queen Zixi of Ix.” And it’s a story about a Magic Cloak, not some U.N. bureaucrat! That’s from an email from my brother-in-law, who darn well knows that L. Frank Baum’s story is delightful, and that everyone can and should get this great book, along with Volume Two of The National Review Treasury of Classic Children’s Literature and The National Review Treasury of Classic Bedtime Stories, for only $29.95 (which includes free postage!) – part of NR’s now-raging 2-for-1 (or, really, 3-for-1) Winter Clearance sale. Order here. And don’t forget, Super Bowl Sunday is also is The Gipper’s birthday. Celebrate by getting a copy of Tear Down This Wall, The Reagan Revolution: A National Review History. This is a wonderful and affordable “best of” collection of NR articles about – and by – “Dutch,” plus a few speeches (including some about his “favorite magazine”). It’s a must for every conservative’s family library. Go to your local store (Barnes and Noble have copies) and get one before they’re gone, or go to the B&N website and order it. Posted at 10:05 AM CORRECTION [K. J. Lopez] Ron Reagan is not a Jr. Been there, know that. Sorry. Posted at 09:59 AM ACRONYMS [Rick Brookhiser] I became less tired of our modern acronyms--SOTU, POTUS, SCOTUS--when I saw that John Quincy Adams's diary called the president PUS. Posted at 09:53 AM BUSH & RELIGIOUS VOTERS [K. J. Lopez] Pew has a study on the religious breakdown of Election 2004 results: We knew Bush did well with Catholics, but I don't think I knew this interesting fact: " Bush's showing also improved dramatically among Hispanic Protestants, 63 percent of whom supported him in 2004 a 31 percent gain over 2000." Posted at 09:51 AM WASHINGTON POST ON SOCIAL SECURITY [K. J. Lopez] Folks are not happy with the Washington Post write-up of the actual plan on Social Security Jonathan Weisman reports as forthcoming from the White House: One e-mail I got this ayem from a GOP pollster type: i would say that the Prez's opening bid is toast... Problems with the plan:An e-mail from a Social Security strategist type: The Old Media has given us an uncritical regurgitation of the anti-reform crowd’s argument that needs to be debunked. Jonathan Weisman’s article on the Post is dead wrong. There is no “clawback” in the Social Security proposal the President outlined last night. http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A59136-2005Feb2.html The stuff about account balances and the amounts taken out is completely made up. People would own the entirety of their accts -- opponents are seizing on the fact that people would give up bennies up front to get the acct to sow deliberate confusion about a clawback -- which there is not. I don’t know if this is an example of a journalist being hoodwinked by the opposition, or a deliberate misrepresentation of the facts, but the truth is this is a basic actuarially fair offset. An offset is based on how much you put into your account, while a clawback is based on your account's end balance. With the second, all the risk and reward lie with the govt, which undermines the ownership element.I wouldn't panic yet. I'd wait for Ramesh's read before getting too upset. Posted at 09:43 AM REPUBLICANS WANTS JUDGE’S SCALP [Jack Fowler] Connecticut state Republican lawmakers are outraged (as are a few Democrats) and demanding a congressional investigation of fed judge Robert Chatigny, whose extreme antics halted the scheduled Jan. 29 execution of Michael Ross, a serial murderer/rapist. Ross, who has been found competent by numerous authorities, did not oppose his pending execution, a position his lawyer, T. R. Paulding, defended. But Chatingy, a left-wing Clinton appointee, threatened Paulding: he’d strip him of his license unless the lawyer filed motions questioning Ross’ competency. Essentially blackmailed, Paulding announced, an hour before the execution, that he had a conflict of interest, which in turn forced the execution to be cancelled, now indefinitely. Congressman Rob Simmons says he will personally deliver the GOP lawmakers’ demand to the House Judiciary Committee chairman James Sensenbrenner. Here’s the complete story from today’s Bristol Press . If y’all will tolerate me, I’ll keep you posted. Posted at 09:32 AM THE WINK [Shannen Coffin] My favorite moment of the speech was visual. After delivering this line -- "Because courts must always deliver impartial justice, judges have a duty to faithfully interpret the law, not legislate from the bench." -- the President gave a playful wink to someone sitting up front in the chamber. The camera then cut to the likely target of that wink and the only Supreme Court Justice in the room, Stephen Breyer, who had a tiny smile on his face. Posted at 09:30 AM SAINT W [K. J. Lopez] NRODT is in the Seattle Post-Intelligencer editorial cartoon today. Posted at 09:20 AM ONE WORD [John J. Miller] The new Washington Examiner editorial page has a nifty feature called One Word. Today's is excellent -- a takedown of Sen. Barbara Mikulski. Posted at 09:19 AM SOME GOOD ECONOMIC NEWS [K. J. Lopez] WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The ranks of Americans lining up to file initial claims for jobless benefits thinned by 9,000 last week, the government said on Thursday in a surprisingly strong report that signaled healthy job growth. Initial filings for state unemployment aid fell to 316,000 in the week ended Jan. 29, matching a reading seven weeks ago as the second-lowest since before the economy tipped into recession in 2001, the Labor Department said. Posted at 09:19 AM BEHIND THE HUG: THE U.N.'S SHAME [K. J. Lopez] United Nations officials should feel self-conscious when faced with the image of last night's embrace. The murderer who did Saddam's dirty work, killing Safia al-Souhail's freedom-loving father, was apparently paid for the job with Oil-for-Food vouchers. Posted at 09:08 AM UGH [Jonah Goldberg] The moment Harry Reid said we need a "Marshall plan for America" last night I found it almost impossible to focus on what he was saying afterwards. It's an ancient cliché which reveals so much about the neo-nativism of the Democratic party than almost anything else. The notion that a "Marshall plan" would work in the most prosperous nation in the world where Americans are not, in fact, digging out from rubble and looking to rebuild their societies is too dumb to pick apart at length. Though I might add, we are already spending a Marshall Plan's worth of dough on America. But I did find it pretty hilarious that it came just seconds after -- and before -- Reid's denunciations of Bush for increasing the deficit. Does nobody see that these two things are a bit at odds with each other? Posted at 08:30 AM RE: SOTU AND RON REAGAN JR. [K. J. Lopez] Jack, I think the worst part of these political event nights is Afterhours on MSNBC. I can't imagine the novelty of having Ronald Reagan's son--if that's what the attraction was--bashing Republicans nonsensically hasn't gotten old even in the media/on the Left (sorry for redundance). But there he is, on MSNBC, again and again... Posted at 08:25 AM SOTU AND REAGAN JR. [Jack Fowler] The post-speech reax on Hardball featured Ron Reagan Jr. He would be loathsome if he wasn’t such a lightweight. What an unvarnished Bush-hater – he babbled on, to the unease/near-disgust of the other panelists, about how the embrace between Safia Taleb al-Souhail and Janet Norwood was, you got it, staged by the White House. Yo, Ron, this isn’t Animal Planet – can the Wag the Dog shtick! Posted at 08:22 AM PARTISAN HALITOSIS? [Tim Graham] In yet another Hillary-boosting WashPost column, Tina Brown despairs at the bungled timing behind Iraq gloom from Kennedy and Kerry: "New Yorkers had to wake up on Monday to an especially acute gust of partisan halitosis from John Podhoretz in the New York Post that was all the more galling because it was true." She also kvetches: "If all the fake rationales and pigheaded ideology and bungled management that took us into the debacle of the war end up with the vibrant images we saw on Sunday at the Iraqi polls, then, well, maybe there's something to be said for the blank slate of the president's historical memory." And don't miss the e-mail she shares from a journalist in Iraq: "We journalists are all sitting round and asking each other how we missed what's clearly a far deeper drive for political and societal change than we realized. It is a measure of our isolation here -- and also, I think, a measure of how the violence and humiliation of the occupation has masked people's very genuine feelings." Posted at 08:14 AM HANKIES FOR RATHER? [Tim Graham] Tom Shales writes in today's WashPost: "This was probably the last State of the Union speech Rather will anchor. He did not look happy about it. Nor should anybody be happy about it." Sorry, Tom, but we're quite happy about it. It's just too bad Rather didn't have the decency to clear out his desk when the rest of his crew got the hook. Posted at 08:10 AM CAREFUL, IT MIGHT FREEZE LIKE THAT [K. J. Lopez] ![]() Though if recent weeks are any indication, that's exactly the message he's going for for the next four years. Posted at 07:59 AM I HOPE JONAH IS SITTING DOWN WHEN HE READS THIS [K. J. Lopez] FAKE BEER! Posted at 07:41 AM THE POWER OF THE CORNER, CON’T [K. J. Lopez ] An e-mail from yesterday afternoon: "Big Lebowski" is #199 in sales at Amazon DVD. "Miller's Crossing" (a vastly superior movie in my opinion) is #828. I have to assume TBL's rise was Corner motivated. Also, if you buy TBL (as I just did) Amazon recommends "Office Space"! Posted at 07:40 AM THE U.N. SECGEN [K. J. Lopez] Although there may be no real rush to get rid of Annan. It sounds like the Volcker interim report, released today, will not be overly damning when it comes to him (see Volcker in WSJ--sub required)--and the blamesharing spin is on. Posted at 07:32 AM HILLARY'S BRILLANCE [K. J. Lopez] There's probably too much Hillary love in today's Margaret Carlson column than you wanna be dealing with on a Thursday morning, but here you go. She does somewhat acknowledge, mercifully, that Hillary's opposition goes beyond "visceral resentment...[from]...insecure males." She also, by the way, buys into the Bill for secretary general scenario. (It will happen, I tell you.) Posted at 07:25 AM IN CASE YOU CARE FOR JERRY BROWN'S REAX TO THE SOTU [K. J. Lopez] Here: "This is not new stuff. In the late Roman republic, the leaders were quite adept at moving the populace. But that didn't stop the decline." Posted at 07:13 AM FOX [Rich Lowry] I'll be on around 6:15, on Fox and Friends. Posted at 05:56 AM HERNANDO DE SOTO [Ramesh Ponnuru] defended. DeSoto has a bipartisan following--it includes former President Clinton--but for some reason the attackers generally seem to be on the left and the defenders on the right. Posted at 01:07 AM NEWDONKEY.COM [Ramesh Ponnuru] has several interesting posts. Posted at 12:57 AM IRAN [Ramesh Ponnuru] I read that portion of the speech more cynically. It sounded to me as though the president was saying that if the Iranians held a revolution he'd be happy to throw them a parade. (That said, I'm quite enthusiastic about the speech as a whole.) Posted at 12:47 AM I'M GLAD TO SEE [Ramesh Ponnuru] that opinionjournal.com has seen fit to publish William Voegeli's interesting reflections on liberalism and its lack of limits from the Claremont Review of Books. It would be worth reading if all Voegeli had done was to dig up quotes from the lost world of liberalism, and he did more than that. Posted at 12:35 AM KAISER UNDERWHELMED [Tim Graham] In his rapid-response chat, old Washington Post number-two editor Bob Kaiser was rough on Bush, noting how much of the speech was factually untrue, and how taxes need to be raised for Social Security, since we're comparatively undertaxed anyway. Posted at 12:10 AM Wednesday, February 02, 2005 THE EMBRACE [KJL] Yahoo News has it up now. Posted at 11:37 PM THE COURAGE OF IRAQIS [K. J. Lopez] A friend who was watching the SOTU with an Iraqi friend writes during e-mail correspondence to me tonight: he's been ecstatic for days now. it's hard to explain what life is like for iraqis right now. i think it's full of overwhelmingly emotional moments like that one [the hug]. he told me of some of his aunt who lives in a very bad (read: terrorist-infested) area of Baghdad. she is a widow (and a Sunni)- her husband was killed by Saddam. All night the imam at the mosque was broadcasting not to vote, how it is against islam to vote. in the morning she got up and went to her neighbor's house and told her friend she was going to vote. These two women left together. When they came back with their blue fingers they could see their neighbors peeking out from behind curtains. Soon after, people started streaming out of their houses and soon everyone from their neighborhood went off to vote. Posted at 11:18 PM THE BIPARTISAN KISS [K. J. Lopez] I just noticed the president kissed Joe Lieberman on his way out. I guess he is one of the last semi-reasonable Democrats in town.... Posted at 11:16 PM AP ON SPEECH AND SOCIAL SECURITY [K. J. Lopez] Is this a wire story or an editorial? Dumb question? Posted at 10:58 PM DEMOCRATS SPANISH SOTU REPONSE [Jim Boulet] Sen. Jeff Bingaman (D-NM), Co-Chair of the Senate Hispanic Task Force, and Rep. Robert Menendez (D-NJ), Chairman of the House Democratic Caucus, delivered the Spanish- language response to the President's State of the Union. Fairness demands that the Democrats offer a copy (and a translation) of their remarks to the English-language press. Perish the thought that the Democrats might exploit Spanish-speakers by telling them things in Spanish they wouldn't dare say to an English-speaking audience. Posted at 10:51 PM FULL TEXT, BTW [K. J. Lopez] is here. Posted at 10:49 PM NITPICKING [K. J. Lopez] I'm not sure the boos deserve third-graph treatment. Posted at 10:48 PM FOR A FOREIGN AUDIENCE [Jonathan H. Adler] Yes, Charles Krauthammer makes the observation that much of the foreign policy part of the speech was aimed more at listeners overseas -- in Riyadh, Cairo, and Tehran -- than at home. He further suggested (quite provocatively) that the speech suggested that should the Iranian people rise up against the mullahs, the U.S. would be there to support them -- even militarily. Posted at 10:46 PM SIGH [K. J. Lopez] Maybe too soon, yet, but where's the hug? Posted at 10:43 PM GOOD POINT [K. J. Lopez] From Krauthammer: The foreign-policy part was more for the world than for us--and was "not that subtle." Much like the inaugural. Posted at 10:40 PM KRAUTHAMMER [K. J. Lopez] Just called it a "pedestrian speech" while on Fox. Posted at 10:39 PM RE: SOTU [Mark R. Levin] The terrorists and the Democrats should be very worried. Posted at 10:36 PM TOUGH TALK FROM THE BAY AREA [John Hood] I must say, I do feel a lot safer with Nancy Pelosi on the case. She'll get our armed forces what they need to capture, maim, or kill the enemies of America. Totally believable. Posted at 10:32 PM MAYBE IT'S THAT I HAVE AN AN 18-YEAR-OLD-SON ... [Andy McCarty] ... but I found the tribute to our fallen soldier unbelievably moving. When the mother hugged the Iraqi woman I found myself welling up -- if it had gotten worse than that, I would never be allowed back in the Bronx again. But I ask you, after that, did it really matter what POTUS had said in the previous 55 minutes? THAT was what we're about. Posted at 10:31 PM HIATUS INTERRUPTED [K. J. Lopez] Andrew Sullivan is giving the blogger response on CNN with lewd Wonkette. Sullivan didn't like. Wonkette said it was "vapid," if you care. He says he misses Gerson. I say "yay" Bill McGurn & co. Posted at 10:30 PM UNCONVINCING [Kate O'Beirne] Curious that they gave their national security message to the girl. Nancy Pelosi said that Iraq has become a magnet for terrorists from around the world. . . so we shouldn't stay around to kill them - we should leave. Compared to congressional Democrats, the Administration is handicapped because they have to live in the real world of tough choices and trade-offs. Posted at 10:29 PM NANCY PELOSI [Cliff May] She just said that Iraq has become a magnet for terrorism – and that we should get out of Iraq. So that means, we must suppose, that she doesn’t want to fight terrorism, not even al Qaeda terrorism, led by Abu Musab al Zarkawi. Or perhaps she would prefer to fight Zarkawi, al Qaeda and terrorism somewhere else? Where would that be? Posted at 10:27 PM RE: ZZZZZ [K. J. Lopez] She should be a coffee commercial. They shoulda had Barbara Boxer give the response! We'd stay awake. Posted at 10:26 PM RE: THE SPEECH & DEMS [John Hood] Partisan responses to a presidential State of the Union address are rarely any good. You are inevitably going to suffer by comparison. That having been said, I submit that Harry Reid just delivered one of the weakest, most ineffectual addresses by any leader of any party in modern political history. It was horrid -- poorly written, woodenly delivered. It had no substance, and a lame Las Vegas joke. A small-town Toastmasters club would reject his membership (if they did that sort of thing). He is the leader of Senate Democrats? That's just pitiful. Posted at 10:25 PM ZZZZZZZ... [John J. Miller] Pelosi is putting me to sleep. Good night, folks. Posted at 10:24 PM YIKES, MIK! [Tim Graham] Eek, talk about a buzz kill. NBC's Jim Miklaszewski just gave an oration about how somber the Pentagon is and how many more Iraqis and Americans are going to die in the coming months. Posted at 10:22 PM SEARCHLIGHT [Kate O'Beirne] Harry Reid could use one to find a big, stirring theme. Sounds so tinny and small after the President's hit so many inspirational notes. Posted at 10:19 PM CHOICES FOR RETIREMENT [Jonathan H. Adler] Senator Reid says Democrats support giving Americans greater choice in how they provide for their retirement -- so where are the proposals to do this? Posted at 10:19 PM GROUNDHOG DAY! [Jonathan H. Adler] There's we go, K-Lo. Sigh--Senator Reid may have mentioned the movie, but somehow I doubt he has read Jonah's article. Posted at 10:17 PM RE: THE SPEECH [Stanley Kurtz] This was an excellent speech, well delivered. It will be effective. But what interests me most tonight is the Democrats. Since the presidential election, we’ve seen three strategies offered to fix the Democrats’ dilemma: pull back on social issues; turn hawkish and purge the doves; get people more excited about economic issues. Clearly the Democrats are pulling back on social issues (although the matter will inevitably come up during the judicial appointments battle). They remain divided on the war, but may now have been forced into relative silence on that issue by the Iraqi election. That leaves economics, and clearly this is where the Democrats will focus. The most striking part of the audience reaction tonight was the catcalls during the president’s discussion of social security. It’s been noted that liberal bloggers have been mostly silent on the Iraqi election. But what have they been talking about. As far as I can tell, the overwhelming topic on the lips of Democrats tonight is social security. You can staunch political wounds on social issues or defense by downplaying those subjects. (Or at least you can try.) But to win, you need a positive theme. The theme the Democrats have chosen is the idea of saving social security from the president’s plan. This is why the Democrats are so far united on that issue, and this is why they ostentatiously jeered the president on that point. Social security is the most important Democratic opportunity to hurt the president and make real political gains. Democratic obstructionism on social security could easily backfire. Yet they will likely stop at nothing to turn the American public against the president’s proposals. The pressure on Democrats not to break ranks on social security will be immense, because the party senses that its life is at stake in that battle. Yes, the president began his educational efforts on social security well tonight. And I think the public knows in its gut that there is a problem with the system. But the Democrats are going to make this a truly epic struggle. Posted at 10:16 PM PURPLE-FINGERED IRAQIS TEACHES U.S. A LESSON [Jim Boulet] Just before the SOTU began, there was discussion on MSNBC about some Republicans inking a finger in solidarity with the Iraqi people. Chris Matthews suggested that the U.S. should adopt a similar system to prevent multiple voting in American elections. Posted at 10:16 PM SEARCHLIGHT, NEVADA [John J. Miller] There's already a school named after Harry Reid. Posted at 10:16 PM BUSH AT HIS BEST [K. J. Lopez] David Frum has his reax up. Posted at 10:14 PM NICE SPEECH [Jonah Goldberg] I missed the begining because I was at AU. Listened to the middle on the car radio. Saw the end. Seems like he did a good job. The begining sounds like it was great. The closer was strong. But I tend to agree with Kate about these things doing too much. I'll catch the replay on C-Span and have more comments in the AM. Posted at 10:12 PM RE: THE SUBSTANCE [K. J. Lopez] Lots of good stuff. But at 10 pm, I'm fond of the other George W.'s 833-word approach. I tend to agree with KOB about SOTUs being too much about too much. Posted at 10:10 PM RE: STEROIDS [K. J. Lopez] But he was ahead of the curve on that one. Wound up being one of the huge issues of the year! (Trying to be positive in case the DNC picks any of The Corner up for their press release tonight...remember debate #1. Steroids spin attempt too much though.) Posted at 10:08 PM I'M JUST HAPPY [Ramesh Ponnuru] he didn't talk about steroids. Actually, the more you compare the speech to last year's, the better it looks. Posted at 10:06 PM YOU THINK THEY’LL SHOW THAT ON AL JAZEERA? [Cliff May] An Iraq and an American embracing – both having lost loved ones in the same struggle against the same enemy. Posted at 10:06 PM THE SPEECH [K. J. Lopez] Substance aside, delivery-wise, he was just completely on from start to finish, wasn't he? State of the union is we've got a leader, was the message. Posted at 10:04 PM 61 APPLAUSE LINES [John J. Miller] says Wolf Blitzer. Posted at 10:03 PM THE FINGER [Cliff May] And notice how she alternated with Churchill’s V for victory. The raised index finger is a new symbol for defiance in the face of terrorism, for standing up for freedom and democracy. Never underestimate the importance of symbols. . Posted at 10:02 PM THAT MOVING OVATION FOR THE NORWOODS (AND THE HUG!) [K. J. Lopez ] Was an extremely grateful nation, and I hope troops the world over got that... Actually, with the hug: two grateful nations. Posted at 10:01 PM THANK YOU, BYRON [K. J. Lopez ] ...And to his proud parents. One name we honor is Marine Corps Sergeant Byron Norwood of Pflugerville, Texas, who was killed during the assault on Fallujah. His mom, Janet, sent me a letter and told me how much Byron loved being a Marine, and how proud he was to be on the front line against terror. She wrote, “When Byron was home the last time, I said that I wanted to protect him like I had since he was born. He just hugged me and said: ‘You've done your job, mom. Now it’s my turn to protect you.’” Ladies and gentlemen, with grateful hearts, we honor freedom’s defenders, and our military families, represented here this evening by Sergeant Norwood’s mom and dad, Janet and Bill Norwood. Posted at 10:00 PM "RIGHT NOW, AMERICANS IN UNIFORM ARE SERVING AT POSTS ACROSS THE WORLD, OFTEN TAKING GREAT RISKS ON MY ORDERS. " [K. J. Lopez] That truth makes Dem carping, "I have met these troops, and I know" kinda talk sound especially shrill. (I.e. stay tuned for Dem response...) Posted at 09:59 PM THE TROOPS [John J. Miller] I like the personalization of his commander-in-chief duty: troops "often taking risks at my orders." Posted at 09:58 PM MISSED OPPORTUNITY? [John J. Miller] This foreign policy section is very good, and displays a surprising toughness. It's better than the Social Security section, which politically is trickier and more difficult. I like this speech, but I wonder if Bush hasn't missed a unique bully pulpit moment to make a more powerful case of Social Security reform. Posted at 09:55 PM THE MESSAGE OF THIS WEEKEND [K. J. Lopez ] The whole world is seeing that the car bombers and assassins are not only fighting coalition forces, they are trying to destroy the hopes of Iraqis, expressed in free elections. And the whole world now knows that a small group of extremists will not overturn the will of the Iraqi people. Posted at 09:55 PM BRIAN ON BEHEMOTHS [Tim Graham] Brian Williams led into the speech talking about Republicans thinking of Social Security as "a behemoth entitlement program they've never liked." Posted at 09:55 PM NOW THE IRAQI WOMAN'S FINGER [K. J. Lopez] was most definitely not cheesy. Posted at 09:54 PM SLAVES TO FASHION [Tim Graham] It struck me funny that all three anchors tonight are in red ties. Then the audience saw Bush and Cheney in red ties. What is this? Follow the leader? Posted at 09:53 PM INSHALLAH! [Cliff May] Very bold to specifically call on Saudi Arabia and Egypt to reform. I wouldn’t have expected that. And tough language re Syria. Posted at 09:52 PM SENSORY OVERLOAD [Kate O'Beirne] These speeches try to do too much. I've already sorta forgotten what the President said about social security. Types like us will carefully review the points he made later. Can't imagine a TV audience takes away much detail. The President seems determined, likeable, confident, and principled - and maybe that's enough. Posted at 09:52 PM ECHOES OF SHARANSKY [Cliff May] Former Soviet dissident Natan Sharansky’s book, “The Case for Democracy,” helped establish a framework for what Bush clearly believes in his gut. Posted at 09:51 PM KOB ON DHS [John J. Miller] "Our men and women are fighting terrorists in Iraq so we do not have to face them at home." Reminds me of something Kate O'Beirne says from time to time: "Donald Rumsfeld is my secretary of homeland security." Posted at 09:50 PM IMMIGRATION [Mark Krikorian] The only interesting thing he said was that our immigration policy is out of date, to tie it with the theme of updating the tax system and Social Security. He's right -- mass immigration of unskilled workers, as he's calling for, is a 19th century strategy out of place in the 21st century. And the standing ovation on immigration happened because the president packed so many things into his sentence that everyone could find something to applaud. Posted at 09:50 PM WOW [Rich Lowry] Direct challenge to Saudia Arabia and Egypt. It is a new day... Posted at 09:49 PM DITTO FOR IRAN [K. J. Lopez ] (But I wouldn't have bet on the Syria mentions. ) Strong message to the Iranian people. Posted at 09:49 PM SYRIA [K. J. Lopez ] Strikes me as very important that was in there. Posted at 09:48 PM CHALLENGING SAUDI ARABIA [K. J. Lopez ] (“The government of Saudi Arabia can demonstrate its leadership in the region by expanding the role of its people in determining their future.”) Wonder if that got added thanks to Freedom House’s timely report on the kingdom. Posted at 09:47 PM INTERESTING [John J. Miller] the call for more democracy in Saudi Arabia. Posted at 09:47 PM OH, MAN [K. J. Lopez] I wish there were a camera on Biden the whole time. Think he just mouthed "it's about time" during the Palestinian support line. Posted at 09:47 PM “LANDMARK EVENTS IN THE HISTORY OF LIBERTY” [Rich Lowry] Another nice one. Posted at 09:46 PM “EMPIRE OF OPPRESSION” [Rich Lowry] Nice phrase. Posted at 09:45 PM GOOD LINE [John J. Miller] "We are witnessing landmark events in the history of liberty." Posted at 09:45 PM ECHOES OF THE INAUGURAL HIGH GOALS [K. J. Lopez ] And we have declared our own intention: America will stand with the allies of freedom to support democratic movements in the Middle East and beyond, with the ultimate goal of ending tyranny in our world. Posted at 09:43 PM JUDGES & THE SENATE [Jonathan H. Adler] Speaking of judges, it's is good that Bush stressed the Senate's responsibility to vote on judicial nominees. Posted at 09:42 PM REALITY CHECK [Kate O'Beirne] Northern Virginia is plagued by violent Hispanic gangs. Machete attacks are not uncommon. Guess teen violence doesn't stop at the border either. Posted at 09:41 PM PRETTY IN BLUE [Kate O'Beirne] Is it possible that Laura Bush is even prettier tonight than she was two weeks ago at Inaugural? Posted at 09:41 PM ODD MICRO ISSUE [John J. Miller] Special training for defense lawyers for capital offenders? Posted at 09:38 PM DNA EVIDENCE [Jonathan H. Adler] Greater use of DNA evidence in criminal trials to prevent wrongful convictions is the sort of protection for crminal defendants that conservatives should support. It's much better than many of the innovations of the Warren and Burger courts. Posted at 09:38 PM LOL [K. J. Lopez] An e-mail: "Do you think he is pronouncing it 'raw-ther' to spite CBS's Dan? " Posted at 09:37 PM TAKE TORT REFORM. PLEASE [Cliff May] Stylistically, it’s a very conversational speech -- direct, unadorned and fast-paced. He’s making some of his arguments in just a sentence or two – the political equivalent of a Rodney Dangerfield routine. But I like it. Posted at 09:36 PM JUDGES, FYI [K. J. Lopez ] Notice judicial activism gets mentioned in two different sections of the speech—as it should—doesn’t get too much more important than that issue. Posted at 09:35 PM RE: "I WILL WORK WITH CONGRESS TO ENSURE THAT HUMAN EMBRYOS ARE NOT CREATED FOR EXPERIMENTATION OR GROWN FOR BODY PARTS" [K. J. Lopez] Unfortunately, the scientists are already at work in California and N.J.... Posted at 09:34 PM NIH DOUBLE FUNDING [John J. Miller] A familiar talking point. Posted at 09:34 PM CULTURE OF LIFE [K. J. Lopez ] There are so many ways there can be—excuse the trite phrase—common ground on these issues, if there were a shot at honest coverage and rhetoric: Because a society is measured by how it treats the weak and vulnerable, we must strive to build a culture of life. Medical research can help us reach that goal, by developing treatments and cures that save lives and help people overcome disabilities – and I thank Congress for doubling the funding of the National Institutes of Health. To build a culture of life, we must also ensure that scientific advances always serve human dignity, not take advantage of some lives for the benefit of others. We should all be able to agree on some clear standards. I will work with Congress to ensure that human embryos are not created for experimentation or grown for body parts, and that human life is never bought and sold as a commodity. America will continue to lead the world in medical research that is ambitious, aggressive, and always ethical. Posted at 09:34 PM “AFTER A LONG JOURNEY” [Rich Lowry] Translation: it's been a long, strange trip.... Posted at 09:33 PM DOES/DID NIH REALLY NEED DOUBLE FUNDING? [K. J. Lopez] Posted at 09:32 PM I WOULDN’T HAVE BET A FEW HOURS AGO [K. J. Lopez ] That he would have an FMA-support line (specifically) in the speech. The first sentence there I expected Because marriage is a sacred institution and the foundation of society, it should not be re-defined by activist judges. For the good of families, children, and society, I support a constitutional amendment to protect the institution of marriage. Posted at 09:32 PM SS [John J. Miller] The Social Security section was good, but could have been longer. Posted at 09:32 PM BAD PARENT?. [KateO'Beirne] I must say, as the mother of a two twenty somethings, concern about their "retirement security" is way, way down on my list of things to worry about. Posted at 09:31 PM SOCIAL SECURITY [K. J. Lopez] He does seem to really be making his persuasive pitch to, again, the remote in hand type who is worried and this might be easing the worry. Though not sure it would quite convince Derb yet. Posted at 09:31 PM CLASS WARFARE? [John J. Miller] "hidden Wall Street fees" Posted at 09:30 PM IN GENERAL... [Rich Lowry] ...this Social Security portion seems quite strong to me... Posted at 09:30 PM KEY POINT [John J. Miller] "The money in the account is yours and the government can never take it away." Posted at 09:29 PM A WHITE HOUSE MISTAKE? [Jim Boulet] Bush's immigration remarks in the SOTU weren't in the White House pre-speech talking points. I wonder why? Posted at 09:29 PM IT WAS INEVITABLE [John J. Miller] Camera just turned to Barack Obama. Posted at 09:28 PM OH, RIGHT [Rich Lowry] Like those Dems mock-cheering have ideas to offer on Social Security. Posted at 09:28 PM TOO BAD... [Rich Lowry] ...all the Dems he cites aren't in office anymore... Posted at 09:27 PM I LIKE... [Rich Lowry] ...his explanation of why 2018 and 2042 aren't as far off as they seem... Posted at 09:27 PM RE: LIKE PARLIAMENT [K. J. Lopez] Bet Tony calls him right after to comiserate. Posted at 09:26 PM LIKE PARLIAMENT [Kate O'Beirne] Has a congressional audience ever audibly rebutted a President during his SOTU? Posted at 09:26 PM THE GUFFAWS [John J. Miller] sounds like British Parliament. Posted at 09:25 PM THAT CROOKED SMILE [Kate O'Beirne] Dick Cheney seems amused that Democrats are sticking ito their seats for the social security applause lines. Posted at 09:25 PM HMMM [Rich Lowry] Did he just lose all the 54-year olds? Posted at 09:23 PM FUNNY [Rich Lowry] “20th century” is beginning to feel it was a while ago... Posted at 09:23 PM THE BUSH ENERGY BILL [K. J. Lopez] Jon, but what enthusiasm there was for it...cheers! Posted at 09:23 PM KRIKORIAN ALWAYS REMINDS ME [John J. Miller] "There's nothing more permanent than a temporary worker." Posted at 09:22 PM “TEMPORARY GUEST WORKERS” [Rich Lowry] Yeah, right. Posted at 09:21 PM BRIEF STANDING O [John J. Miller] for immigration proposal. Posted at 09:21 PM CLEAR SKIES [Jonathan H. Adler] I'm glad Bush mentioned the "Clear Skies" proposal. As the Washington Monthly noted in December, most green attacks on the plan miss the mark. Posted at 09:21 PM BABY BOOMERS [Kate O'Beirne] The theme of whether we baby boomers are worthy stewards of the world the Greatest Generation bequethed us is a familiar theme of the President's. Something I have always liked about him is pegged to my conviction that he is, like myself, a self-loathing baby boomer. He's determined that our self-indulgent, self-absorbed generation step up to its challenges. His "responsibility" era stuff reflects his view. Posted at 09:20 PM WASTED ENERGY [Jonathan H. Adler] The Bush energy bill never contained much to celebrate, and the various energy subsidies and ethanol provisions certainly are not among them. I'd be happy if the whole energy plan died a quiet death. Posted at 09:19 PM ENERGIZER [John J. Miller] "Safe, clean nuclear energy" -- good idea. Ethanol -- bad idea. No mention of ANWR. Posted at 09:19 PM HAS THERE EVER... [Rich Lowry] ...been a SOTU when the president didn't promise better job training? Just wondering.... Posted at 09:18 PM RE: CATO [Jonathan H. Adler] I bet Cato would also say many of the programs Bush wants to increase aren't nexessary either (and they would be right). Posted at 09:18 PM OH VEY [John J. Miller] "especially for women and minorities" Posted at 09:16 PM I LOVE THAT LINE, K [Rich Lowry] “I welcome the bipartisan enthusiasm for spending discipline”--he even delivered it with a straight face. The Dems' enthusiasm, of course, will last until the moment they see some actual spending discipline. Posted at 09:15 PM I BET CATO CAN NAME MORE [John J. Miller] There are only 150 government programs that aren't "essential"? Posted at 09:14 PM IN CASE YOU ARE WONDERING [K. J. Lopez] No, I never have/would call him dude in person. President Dude? Hmm.. Posted at 09:14 PM "I WELCOME THE BIPARTISAN ENTHUSIASM FOR SPENDING DISCIPLINE. " [K. J. Lopez] Dude, the GOP doesn't even have that down. Posted at 09:14 PM EUROS [Cliff May] I was on BBC radio earlier tonight curtain-raising the SOTU. The interviewer was very keen to know if I though Bush would be “conciliatory” toward Europe. I replied that if conciliatory means that Bush will say that he has been wrong to want to liberate Arabs and Muslims, wrong to believe that the Free World should expand its boundaries, wrong to believe that more people should choose their own leaders and live in societies that value freedom, human rights and democracy, wrong to believe that oppression breeds terrorism, well, no, he’s unlikely to be quite that conciliatory. Posted at 09:13 PM I'M A SUCKER FOR THE GRAY-HAIR JOKE [K. J. Lopez] Bet he just endeared himself to some folks with their hands on the remote. Small thing, but shows comfort and confidence from the start. Posted at 09:12 PM ORANGEMAN! [John J. Miller] Love the early Ukraine mention. Posted at 09:10 PM PURPLE FOAM [K. J. Lopez] Bobby Jindal could've been more ambitious, for the full rally effect. Posted at 09:08 PM ARTICLE 2, SECTION 3 [John J. Miller] "The President shall from time to time give to Congress information of the State of the Union and recommend to their Consideration such measures as he shall judge necessary and expedient." Posted at 09:08 PM I'M TOTALLY READING TOO MUCH INTO THIS, I KNOW [K. J. Lopez] When a congressman gave Bush the finger, W's facial expression said "uh, a little cheesy." Posted at 09:08 PM WARNING/CALLING MARK KRIKORIAN [K. J. Lopez] many of us will cringe during the immigration paragraph. No surprise there. Posted at 09:05 PM I'M PRETTY SURE [K. J. Lopez] John Ashcroft just did a doubletake as Dennis Kucinich (aisle hog!) took his hand as he walked into the chamber. Posted at 09:03 PM MUST SEE TV [John J. Miller] Does anybody know why Alias isn't on tonight? Posted at 09:01 PM PURPLE AND ORANGE [K. J. Lopez] Fingers aside, Ukraine will get mentioned in the SOTU. Cool. Posted at 08:31 PM BTW [K. J. Lopez] We hear the Senate cloakroom has purple ink waiting for dippers. Posted at 08:20 PM RE: WAR AGAINST BOYS [Susan Konig] Hey Derb, my daughter can draw helicopters dropping bombs as well as any boy! They're not trying to turn them into girls, they're trying to turn them into liberals. Posted at 07:46 PM SOTU DRINKING GAMES [K. J. Lopez] Here's one. And here's one if you're tilting Left already. Posted at 07:42 PM FRENCH REAX TO IRAQI ELECTIONS [K. J. Lopez] John O'Sullivan just passed along this e-mail from France: In case you're not keeping up with the French press, I thought I'd give you a report. Figaro was on board from day one. Le Monde gave relatively favorable coverage at first, but a very mixed editorial. Today's news coverage suggests that they are feeling the ground move beneath them too. I have not gotten to the others yet, but the news-analysis on TV... suggests it is the case. Posted at 07:28 PM 80 PERCENT TURNOUT IN MOSUL [K. J. Lopez] The Friends of Democracy website is still updating on the elections in Iraq. Check it out. Posted at 07:25 PM WHICH ONE IS THE QUOTATION OF THE DAY? [Peter Robinson ] Arianna Huffington: Quick, before the conventional wisdom hardens, it needs to be said: The Iraqi election was not the second coming of the Constitutional Convention. The media have made it sound as if last Sunday was 1776, the fall of the Berlin Wall, Prague Spring, Ukraine's Orange Revolution, Filipino "People Power," Tiananmen Square and Super Bowl Sunday all rolled into one.John O’Sullivan: [The Iraqi election]…is an event like Dien Bien Phu or the collapse of the Berlin Wall. It marks a turning point in history. It changes the future, of course, but it also changes the past.For anyone suffering even momentary hesitation, John is right, Arianna wrong. Badly wrong. Note Arianna’s tone, because it sums up the position in which opponents of the war now find themselves. Millions of people risked their lives to vote, but Arianna can manage nothing much better that a little dollop of flippancy. The Left is no longer in the position of mocking George W. Bush alone. To go on insisting that Iraq represents a debacle, they must mock human courage itself. Posted at 07:17 PM ALSO RE THE DEMS RESPONSES [K. J. Lopez] They obviously focus grouped "moral values." Posted at 07:10 PM HARRY REID [K. J. Lopez] has a little nod to Jonah's favorite movie (see current NR cover story) in his speech. Posted at 07:08 PM FINGERS: FTR [K. J. Lopez] Reader e-mail is almost totally with Miller on this. Posted at 07:06 PM WILL THE CIRCLE BE UNBROKEN? [Peter Robinson] Good news for you, Jonah: We bought a Tivo for Christmas, and what old show does it turn out that the kids like to record? Star Trek. (That and The Twilight Zone.) How long can it be before the littlest Goldberg becomes a Trekkie, too? Posted at 07:00 PM THE COLLEGE ON THE HILL [Peter Robinson] I’ve decided to put my name forward as a petition candidate for the Dartmouth College Board of Trustees in the election that will be held this spring. Step one? Gathering 500 petitions from Dartmouth grads over the next couple of weeks. Since time is short, I thought I’d mention the matter to the readers of this happy Corner. If you know any Dartmouth grads, please send them the link to my website. If you graduated from Dartmouth, please take a look website yourself—and if you like what you see there, please print out the petition, sign it, and mail it to me by February 18. The website in question: www.peter-robinson.org Posted at 06:59 PM THE DEMOCRATIC RESPONSE [K. J. Lopez] I just skimmed a leaked copy of the Reid-Pelosi responses that is circulating. Most of it...zzzzz. But you gotta love this from Pelosi: "The greatest threats to our homeland security are the tons of biological, chemical, and even nuclear materials that are unaccounted for or unguarded. The President says the right words about the threat, but he has failed to take action commensurate with it. Uh, what were we trying to do in Iraq? Posted at 06:40 PM DIPPING DIGITS [Kate O'Beirne] I'm with Ramesh and Kathryn on this one. At best it's, well, dippy. At worst, it seems to trivialize what that purple finger actually represents. Members of Congress haven't earned the right to wave around an inked finger, none of us have. The courage to defy the threats and vote is a victory that belongs to the millions of Iraqis determined to see a democratic Iraq. Saddam wouldn't have been toppled without us, but there would be no emerging democracy without them. Let them have it to themselves. Posted at 05:47 PM THE TURNING POINT [Rick Brookhiser] Amen to John O'S's post. Posted at 05:47 PM PURPLE AND ORANGE [John J. Miller] Well, I'm okay with purple fingers. But then I wore an orange shirt all day on Dec. 26. Posted at 05:44 PM RE: TRY AND STOP ME LOPEZ [The Enforcer] You have radar that tells you when I'm offline, don't you? Posted at 05:40 PM RE: THIS JUST IN [Jonah Goldberg] Paydirt! From a reader: I knew there was something missing from my day... A random "Fletch" quote! Posted at 05:39 PM PURPLE FINGERS [K. J. Lopez] I'm with Ramesh on this--I hope they don't. The U.S. has done some real work in Iraq and Afghanistan (whether the sophisticated give credit where it is do or not) and I'd hate it be reduces to cheese. Posted at 05:39 PM SOTU [Rich Lowry ] Here are things I'm picking up. Not that different from what's being reported elsewhere, but for what it's worth: the speech will probably, with applause added in, tick in at just over a hour. The Social Security portion will be a real nuts-and-bolts tutorial and the clearest explanation many people will have heard of how the program works. Bush bucked up congressional Republicans last week at their retreat and the speech should fortify them further. There will be a few more details on what he is proposing, but not much. A possible analogy is last year when nervous Republicans were telling the Bush campaign to come out with its agenda in the spring. The campaign thought it was wiser to keep its powder dry until the convention. In a similar way, on Social Security the time for details will come later, or so the White House believes. Bush will, of course, talk about Iraq, in more specific terms than in the inaugural, but he won't back off the inaugural one bit. The speech will also have a substantial section on social and moral issues--including some new proposals--but this portion of the speech will probably get lost in the shuffle in the coverage. It's not a laundry list speech, but is fairly coherent, tied together by the theme of our obligation to future generations. It has an ending the Bush officials think should be quite moving. But we'll hear it all soon enough.... Posted at 05:13 PM THIS JUST IN [Jonah Goldberg] It's all ball bearings nowadays. Posted at 05:05 PM RE: KOS [Jonah Goldberg] Nick Schulz from TechCentralStation writes:
Posted at 04:58 PM RE: FYI [Jonah Goldberg] Rich - Was it because you're a lesbian? Posted at 04:53 PM FYI [Rich Lowry ] My O'Reilly gig was cancelled. Posted at 04:36 PM PURPLE FINGERS [John J. Miller] Ramesh: I like the purple-finger idea, which was suggested originally by Rep. Bobby Jindal. Why does it have to be a partisan thing? The Democrats can dip their digits, too. Posted at 04:35 PM SOCIAL SECURITY [Rich Lowry ] Harold Meyerson has a dire anti-Social Security piece in the Washington Post today. A friend sent this e-mail in response: “You may have read today’s column in the Washington Post by Harold Meyerson on Social Security. Meyerson made two common mistakes in his piece that are important for you to consider as the President discusses his plans to save Social Security during the State of the Union Address tonight. First, Meyerson’s piece in the Post was correct that under current law, benefits are projected to be paid in full until 2042. However, this ignores the real problems for the economy and taxpayers that begin in 2018. Between 2018 and 2042, Social Security will ask the federal government to redeem the bonds in the Trust Fund ($2.3 trillion between 2018 and 2041 in 2004 present value dollars). The cash will have to come from somewhere, whether from taxpayer’s pockets or other government programs. Thus, the costs imposed on society by Social Security’s cash flow deficits mean the problem actually begins in 2018. Another common mistake is the suggestion that removing the cap on the employer’s payroll tax is a “modest fix.” While it would raise the marginal tax rate on upper-income workers by 6.2%, it won’t bring in as much as some expect. First, most affected workers will probably shift their earnings from wages to other, non-taxed forms of income. Second, there’s no way to save the extra money. Any extra dollars captured between now and 2018 will be sent to the trust fund, where it will be borrowed, spent and replaced with bonds; when the bonds come due, the money will just have to be raised again!” Posted at 04:32 PM LOG CABIN REPUBLICANS [Jonah Goldberg] Try to bury the hatchet with the GOP on the cheap. Posted at 04:27 PM RE: TAKING KOS SERIOUSLY [Jonah Goldberg] Ramesh, that is a very interesting -- albeit too brief -- piece. One objection I would raise is how Barnett ends it. He writes: Many in the conservative blogosphere have been quick to label Kos a "moon bat" because of his unforgiving left-wing politics and his strident tone. Kos in turn dismisses these critics as "wing nuts." (Who says dialogue in the blogosphere isn't edifying?) This kind of juvenile give and take, however, obscures the vital fact that Moulitsas leads an influential movement, a movement whose influence is likely to grow even larger. It seems to me that whether it's "good" or "bad" for the Democratic party is at best a secondary issue. The first question is whether it's good for America and it seems to me that it's objectively bad, at least from the perspective of the Standard or NR. As you've written, it's not necessarily good for conservatives when the Democrats move to the left, even it is good for Republicans. What Barnett is identifying is a very troubling trend among Democrats to prositute their (alleged) principles to the neo-McGovernite/Michael Moore populist left. And that's not good. Period. Posted at 04:22 PM TRY AND STOP ME LOPEZ [Jonah Goldberg ] Geek updates. Star Trek: Enterprise is cancelled. If they had better theme music and more Vulcan nudity, it would have lasted another season. Stan Lee takes credit for Kirby's work. Posted at 04:12 PM I'LL BE ON [Ramesh Ponnuru] Kudlow & Cramer before the speech, and C-SPAN after it. Posted at 04:12 PM "TAKING KOS SERIOUSLY" [Ramesh Ponnuru] Worth reading. Posted at 04:06 PM RESEARCH BLEG [Jonah Goldberg] This is an odd one, so it's primarily aimed at academic types, armchair historians etc. I'm trying to illustrate the level and extent of intellectual interaction between the United States and Europe from the end of the 19th century into the 1930s. For example, one thing I would really love to find is a concrete illustration of the degree to which American scholarly journals (and the ideas therein) proliferated in Europe and vice versa. For reasons too complex to get into here, I want to show that America was not intellectually cut-off from intellectual currents on the continent. I've found lots of stuff on trade -- European and American economies were much more connected a lot earlier than most people might guess -- but is there any way to show that the trade in ideas was also substantial? I know it was, but I'm having a hard time making that case without droning on and on about obscure academic squabbles. If I could find out how many European subscribers there were to, say, Political Science Quarterly or how many American subscribers there were to the German or French equivalents that might help. Then again, not knowing the answer it might hurt my case. But that would be good to know too. Similarly, I know that a great number of academics from the progressive era studied in Germany and England in the 1890s and afterwards. Is there any place I can find the hard data of the extent and prevalence of such exchanges? How about the number of foreign-born or visiting European professors at Ivy League universities? Are there other examples I'm not thinking of? Colorful, interesting anecdotal stories are useful too (so long as they can be documented). Please send suggestions, answers, etc to JonahResearch@aol.com. Posted at 03:51 PM ATTENTION MOVIE MAVENS [Jonah Goldberg ] A resourceful reader tracked down the creator of that movie quiz linked below and retrieved the answers. Here they are. Do not say I never did anything for you. Posted at 03:29 PM GROUNDHOG DAY [Jonah Goldberg] Is not on TV tonight. I think a smart TV exec would do what NBC did with It's a Wonderful Life and buy up the rights and make Groundhog Day viewing on Feb 2 an annual TV event. Posted at 03:23 PM AU 2 NIGHT [Jonah Goldberg] I'm still on for the speaking and the opining at American University tonight. Starts at 7:30. At the AU University Club in something called the Mary Graydon Center. Posted at 03:20 PM NO CHEERS FROM CONSERVATIVES [Tim Graham] With Broadcasting & Cable reporting that Bob Schieffer will be the interim anchor of the CBS Evening News after Dan Rather steps down in March, it's official: CBS is using another tired and dogmatic liberal in the anchor chair. Schieffer was clearly the most biased of the four presidential debate moderators last fall. See more on that here. Posted at 02:42 PM IRAQI ELECTIONS [John O'Sullivan] Maybe I am mistaken, but I sense that the reactions to the Iraqi elections--good and bad, including even those on The Corner--don't come near to reflecting its significance. This is an event like Dien Bien Phu or the collapse of the Berlin Wall. It marks a turning point in history. It changes the future, of course, but it also changes the past. As the plainly angry and frustrated responses of the Left demonstrate, it places the entire Iraq adventure in a better and more optimistic light. It gives legitimacy to the wider democracy project. And it challenges the passionate belief (passionate because not wholly believed) of the UN-EU-Third World-Davos world establishment that history is tending inevitably in their direction: namely, towards "governance" by a non-democratic confederation of elites. Now, I don't want to seem starry-eyed. A lot can still go wrong. The elections may produce a squabbling demagogic anarchy. The Sunni, having party excluded themselves, may complain of their exclusion and support the insurgency. A shaky Iraqi government may ask the U.S. to withdraw too soon and undermine itself. And so so. But if these things do happen, they will happen in a different local and international political context. The cause of constitutional liberal democracy--which the UN-EU-Third World-Davos people regard as old hat at best--is now seen to have real and persistent energy. It can win American elections and get people to turn out in the face of terror in Iraqi ones. And represented not only by the U.S. but by all democratic states that don't wish to lose their sovereignty to remote world agencies, it is still the dominant political philosophy in advanced countries--post-Western post-democracy being an elite taste like single-malt Scotch. (Well, not nearly as good as single-malt Scotch.) And of which will make some (democratic) political outcomes more likely than (post-democratic) others for the long future. That realization has prompted the insincere tributes to Iraqi democracy from the UN, the EU, Chirac etc. and forced their journalistic and blogging camp-followers into a near-Trappist silence. They sense that this is bad for their cause(s) but they can't see exactly how, and they would find it embarrassing to denounce a democratic election straightforwardly (though, as Mark Steyn has pointed out, some Spaniards were up to the task.) This is not an argument for complacency. Historical turning points don't determine history indefinitely (or even reflect an indefinite direction.) But it usually requires an event of equal magnitude to reverse the flow of events--thus, the installation of missiles in Europe decisively reversed the retreat of American power that Vietnam began and it culminated in the collapse of the Wall. Until some event occurs that is equal and opposite to the joyful commitment of Iraqis to electoral democracy, then, the political forces supporting constitutional liberal democracy will enjoy "the Big Mo." And post-democracy will have to smile and pretend to like it. Posted at 02:36 PM TWO FOR JUAN [Jack Fowler] or Harry or Mary or whatever your name is, we’ve got two NR “Treasury” books – volume two of our acclaimed Children’s Literature collection and our delightful Bedtime Stories anthology – plus a third book (L. Frank Baum’s great Queen Zixi of Ix, The Story of the Magic Cloak), all for only $29.95, and that includes free shipping. Nice, nice, nice books! Super, super, super deal! Order here. Posted at 02:23 PM FOX [Rich Lowry ] FYI--I'm scheduled to be on around 2:30 pm today. Also, supposed to be on O'Reilly around 8:40 pm, doing State of the Union preview. Will be commenting on the speech itself with Shep on Fox broadcast--Simpsons Fox... Posted at 02:02 PM WE ARE POWERFUL, CON'T [K. J. Lopez] An e-mail: So, my girlfriend was following yesterday's Coen bros. movie thread on The Corner, and she mentioned to me that she had never seen Miller's Crossing. Posted at 01:53 PM POPULATION [Amdrew Stuttaford] Stanley, I need to look carefully at what looks like a fascinating article, but my suspicion is that the malign consequences of the birth dearth have been wildly exaggerated. I can certainly believe that it is true that we have never seen economic growth in a society with a shrinking population, but that is because such societies are very rare. Where they have occurred, the shrinking population is the product of a catastrophe from outside, war, for example, or disease. Catastrophes and economic growth do not normally go hand in hand (recovering from them is a different matter). It might be more instructive to see what sort of correlation there is between the rate of population growth and economic development. Of course, shrinking birth rates will cause some problems. Nevertheless - and maybe it's because I come from a small crowded island - but I view the prospect of smaller populations with calm, contentment and, yes, enthusiasm for the greater legroom. Posted at 01:48 PM RE: TRAINING THE PALESTINIANS [K. J. Lopez] Actually, Andrew, the story might be bad Reuters coverage. Posted at 01:45 PM TRAINING THE PALESTINIAN FORCES [Andrew Stuttaford] Kathryn, that's really not such a bad idea. Surely it would increase the chance that these forces would be well-run and relatively sensible. Far better that than a bunch of Hamas irregulars... Posted at 01:44 PM NEWSWEEK [Jonah Goldberg] A friend writes: Hey - Newsweek sucks [expletive deleted], no doubt, but their insurgent cover almost certainly went to the printer on Saturday before the elections... They made a bet that the story would be the violence, and they lost... a bad decision, but different from ignoring the elections... Posted at 12:41 PM ASK GLEAVES [John J. Miller] Check out the Hauenstein Center for Presidential Studies, whose director is NROnik Gleaves Whitney. Tons of information on presidents, and today a special section on State of the Union. Also an "Ask Gleaves" column. Got a question about the presidency? Gleaves will know the answer. Posted at 12:10 PM NEWSWEEK [Jonah Goldberg ] Check out the cover. Heroic elections. Staggering human interest stories. They go with "Meet the Insurgents" with a small tagline about the elections. Classy. Posted at 12:07 PM THE "TORTURE MEMO" [Andy McCarthy] Judge Chertoff on the August ’02 DOJ memo (called the “torture memo” by Dems): Memo was prepared by Office of Legal Counsel, not the Criminal Division. He was not involved in how or why the memo was generated. His own view is that the memo did not contain a “sufficiently comprehensive” definition of torture. Chertoff’s role in the discussions on interrogation was as a practical prosecutor discussing with other prosecutors the factors that the government should consider in determining if issues arose about whether actions should be prosecuted. He was careful not to deal in hypotheticals that could be used by anyone as forward-going license to run afoul of the torture laws. His position was that whenever you have a criminal statute that has a specific intent standard, the good faith of the actors becomes critical in any decision whether they should be prosecuted. His consistent advice – without giving advance advice on any particular interrogation techniques – was that interrogators should conduct themselves comfortably on the right side of the line marking a good faith belief that they were not violating the law. Posted at 12:05 PM THE WALL [Andy McCarthy] Judge Chertoff underscores the importance of the Patriot Act, especially the provisions dismantling the wall. He recalled being "astonished" upon becoming Chief of the Criminal Division at the intelligence he was not permitted to look at because of the wall. The Patriot Act has been a "significant aid" to DOJ in making terrorism cases. Posted at 11:44 AM PURPLE FINGERS HERE AT HOME [Ramesh Ponnuru] I understand that some Republicans are thinking of having ink-stained fingers tonight as a gesture of solidarity with the Iraqis. I admire the intention, but I suspect it will come across the wrong way. It's not as though Republican congressmen have taken the risks that the Iraqi voters have. Liberal commentators and Democratic politicians will probably accuse the Republicans of trying to borrow some of those voters' moral authority. Is that a debate Republicans really want to waste time on? Posted at 11:41 AM CHERTOFF ON THE 9/11 DETENTIONS [Andy McCarthy] In response to questioning from Sen. Lieberman, he sets the context: 19 hijackers had seamlessly gotten into the country and carried out their mission – the only failure they experienced was due to the courage of the passengers on one of the flights. It was clear that others must have assisted them – wittingly and unwittingly. Everything we knew about al Qaeda suggested a real possibility that there would be more and, frankly, worse attacks. With that background, the investigation was designed to be extraordinarily thorough on an unprecedentedly tight time frame. Included with that was to follow every single lead: pocket litter, telephone numbers, credit card receipts, etc. Judge Chertoff did not participate in the decisions about where and how people who came up in the investigation should be detained if they were to be detained. The Justice Department and the FBI performed very well overall – under very difficult circumstances. In NY, for example the physical conditions and lack of communications facilities were immensely challenging. The problems that occurred involved getting the information needed to clear people of whatever there involvement might have been. They were not about the propriety of the arrests. All of those arrested were arrested in a manner that was consistent with the law. The immigration detainees were in violation of the immigration laws. Some others were in violation of the criminal law. Chertoff was not at the time aware of any delays in permitting immigration detainees to have assistance of counsel, nor was he aware of allegations that prison guards abused prisoners. Posted at 11:36 AM TED & GEORGE SWITCHEROO [Jonah Goldberg ] The NY Post reports that Ted Koppel may takeover "This Week" and Stephanopolous might get "Nightline." Personally, I think it's a brilliant idea. Koppel would vastly improve the Sunday show and Steph is a better fit for the late night crowd. My guess is that Koppel who, whatever his faults, still has credibility with conservatives would be a much bigger threat to Russert than Steph has been. Of course, that's not saying much. Posted at 11:24 AM DERB LIT [John Derbyshire] My review of Philip Short's new biography of Pol Pot is in today's New York Sun . Also: A few months ago I passed some comments on The Corner about Alfred Duggan, mid-20C writer of fine historical novels, & got several queries from home-schoolers, always looking for decent fiction for their kids. Well, I have written up Duggan very comprehensively for the February issue of The New Criterion. You will need a subscription to read it; but, as I keep telling you, you should have a subscription anyway. Posted at 11:20 AM SLOTHNOR NEEDS LIBERALS [Jonah Goldberg ] My syndicated column is up. Posted at 11:18 AM CHERTOFF [Andy McCarthy] In answer to original round of questions (from the Chair, Sen. Collins): "We cannot live in liberty without security, but we would not want to live in security without liberty." Judge Chertoff pointed out that response to crisis is a human endeavor that must always seek the right balance between order and liberty but in which mistakes are sure to be made. The goal should be to pay attention to the lessons we learn from what we do -- like the ones outlined in the DOJ Inspector General's report on the post-9/11 detentions -- so that we can strike an increasingly better balance between order and liberty. Posted at 11:17 AM BUT SERIOUSLY... [Jonah Goldberg] I do think the doll-napping is really bad news for the insurgents, no matter how the story plays out. It looks so desperate and pathetic how can it do anything but undermine the credibility of the insurgents' tough-as-nails image? The Khmer Rouge never captured anybody's doll. Posted at 11:16 AM PBS LOSES OUT WITH PC PLOY [Tim Graham] After PBS tried to use Dept. of Education grants to sell subtle two-mommies propaganda to preschoolers, the PBS-insider publication Current reports the Department will start opening up its "Ready to Learn" grants to new grantees other than PBS. Hope the PC ploy was worth losing the dough... Posted at 11:12 AM BE TRUE TO YOUR SCHOOL! [Jack Fowler] Send your alma mater a copy of America’s primo guide, Choosing the Right College. For only $10 you’ll be helping scores of juniors and seniors make the right college decision! Some 125 schools are profiled (in mega-depth) in nearly 1,000 pages. What a book! What a deal! Order that gift copy here. Posted at 11:10 AM DON'T DRINK THE WATER [K. J. Lopez] There must be something very bad coming out of faucets in Foggy Bottom: WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice on Tuesday held out the possibility of U.S. support to train and equip Palestinian forces as she seeks to promote Middle East peace on a visit to the region next week. Posted at 10:53 AM MOVIE MAVENS... [Jonah Goldberg ] Say goodbye to your day. Posted at 10:51 AM THE COMING DEMOGRAPHIC CHALLENGE [Stanley Kurtz] Fifty years ago, William F. Buckley pledged to stand athwart history yelling “Stop!” But what if history changed direction? What if the left, not the right, had to push against the tide of history itself? The election in Iraq may presage such a change. But the president’s plan to reform Social Security could be the biggest tip-off of history’s changing direction. The world is facing a potential demographic crisis. Economic growth may solve the problem. Yet failing that, the demographic revolution we are only now waking up to could easily transform American society. One possible implication of the new demographics is a major cultural shift toward conservatism. Another possibility is a strange new eugenic regime–at the extreme, perhaps the development of a breeder class and/or the large scale use of artificial wombs. I explore the cultural implications of world-wide population decline in my new piece for Policy Review, “Demographics and the Culture War.” If you don’t believe that the coming demographic challenge is as deep as I claim in my new Policy Review piece, have a look at the big-picture article by Jonathan Weisman in today’s Washington Post. Note the Brookings Institution scholar who warns the Democrats that their “no crisis” claims will probably backfire. The fact is, we need to fix Social Security because it is the easiest way to begin get at a vastly larger economic challenge brought on by the new demographics. Bold as the president’s plan may seem, it is only the beginning of the changes we will likely soon be facing. Posted at 10:47 AM POTENTIALLY GOOD MEDICAL NEWS [K. J. Lopez] Washington Post: Researchers in Boston have isolated a kind of cell from human bone marrow that they say has all the medical potential of human embryonic stem cells -- a claim that, if verified, could shake up the debate over human embryo research that has divided the country for the past six years. Posted at 10:42 AM MILESTONES [John Derbyshire] I have just successfully crimped my first RJ45 connector. Yeeeeee-HAH! (This has nothing to do with setting up a new home office. Nothing, nothing, nothing. Absolutely not.) Posted at 10:32 AM WAR AGAINST BOYS [John Derbyshire] I was chatting at the school bus stop with little Mikey's Mom. Mikey -- age 9, same as my Danny -- is the sweetest kid in the street: cute, funny, naughty without being obnoxious, respectful. Well, Mikey's Mom got a call from the school the other day. Little Mikey had been drawing in recess, and he drew a picture of -- gasp! -- A HELICOPTER DROPPING A BOMB! "Mikey's Mom: "Don't these people read the papers? Don't they know there's a war on?" Yes, they know. They're just not going to let a little thing like war interrupt their grand project to turn all our little boys into little girls. Posted at 10:31 AM OBVIOUSLY... [Jonah Goldberg] Team America needs to rescue our captured doll. Never leave a toy behind! Posted at 10:17 AM HIGH-LARIOUS [Jonah Goldberg] I almost never check my DC Office voicemail. I should, but I forget. Anyway, I got an email from the NRDC gang saying that our voicemail system was full and could we all delete our old v-mails. So I just spent 20 minutes going through messages from the last year (my apologies to all the talk-radio bookers who must think I'm a major jerk for not returning their calls). As is often the case there were a sizable number of messages from drunks, freaks, paranoids, et al. determined to set me straight, chew me out or alert me to my own villainy. I particularly liked the message from an anti-Bush "journalist" who swore that Bush was about to lose the NH Primary because he had the goods on Bush's Nazi past. He assured me that when his story broke Bush would drop out and my Nazi, Zionist, a** would be deported to Israel. I need to check with NR legal about the issues involved in uploading voicemail to the web. Really funny stuff. Posted at 10:15 AM YALE, FUNDING, AND THE MILITARY [Shannen Coffin] Yale bars military recruiters from campus. The following memo was sent to the Yale Law School community by Dean Koh. In it, Dean Koh revels in a court victory that struck down the Solomon Amendment, thus allowing Yale to both receive more than a quarter of a billion dollars in federal funding per year while at the same time discriminating against the military in its recruitment fairs. I could go on for days about this one, but it is enough to say that this is shameful behavior on the part of a supposedly esteemed educational institution. MEMORANDUM FROM YALE LAW SCHOOL Posted at 10:12 AM PRETTY PLEASE, SELECT THIS MAN, HOWARD DEAN [K. J. Lopez] Remember this?
Today We're pleading with the Dems again. See here. Posted at 10:00 AM DEAN AND DNC [Stanley Kurtz] I saw Martin Frost on FOX News the other day. Frost is the so-called moderate Democrat who just dropped out of the race against Howard Dean for chairmanship of the Democratic Party. Frost’s line was just the usual Democratic nonsense: Bush lied, where’s our exit strategy, etc.. It makes no difference whether Howard Dean or Martin Frost becomes Democratic Chairman. The only real Democratic alternative is Joe Leiberman, and he’s already been rejected. The Democrats don’t seem to realize that the Lieberman position is a political winner. If the country believed the Democrats were just as tough on foreign policy as the Republicans, elections would be decided on domestic issues, where the Democrats are strongest. Maybe instead of calling for a purge, Peter Beinart should have called for the Democrats to take the Lieberman line. If that actually happened, the Mooreites would purge themselves. But of course, if the Democrats got taken over by Joe Lieberman instead of Howard Dean, the party would split in two and we’d see a massive shift to a third party of the left. So the Democrats are trapped by their own post-60's anti-war instincts. Given all that, the Howard Dean question is moot. Whoever the Democrats choose, it makes no difference. Only when we start seeing Democrats on TV taking the Leiberman line will we know that something of significance has changed. Posted at 09:57 AM KOREA AND IRAQ [Stanley Kurtz] There’s more to say about Korea’s nuclear exports and the war in Iraq. The other day, a story about North Korea’s tottering regime was linked on the Corner and at Instapundit. That story noted that Kim Jong Il was in trouble because he had bet everything on a Kerry victory. That’s why Kim had strung out the nuclear talks without negotiating seriously. With the president re-elected, Kim is now in danger from frightened elements within his own ruling clique. Does anyone think Kim would be in this kind of trouble had we not gone into Iraq? (It scared the daylights out of Kim at the time.) The war in Iraq was critically important, not just because it stopped Hussein from being able to purchase North Korean nukes, and not just because it is spreading democracy to the Arab world, but because it established a fear of American military action in the minds of the Iranians and North Koreans. For all our internal dissension, the Iranians and Koreans know that president Bush is prepared to act militarily when necessary. They also know that president Bush ran on that promise and was reelected because of it. It is difficult to exaggerate the importance of the message the presidents’ willingness to use force sends to our enemies. We have very few good options with Korea or Iran. The one thing we do have is the threat of force. That threat is already reaping benefits in North Korea. Had president Bush not been reelected, and had he not gone to war in Iraq to begin with, our threat to take out potential nuclear foes would not be remotely credible. If this country manages to dodge the bullet of nuclear terror and over time, if new regimes come to power in North Korea and Iran, Iraq will have been the crucial move. But again, the real problem is that the Democrats’ false hopes for “grand bargains” with North Korea and Iran are futile. And even the threat of force is far from guaranteed to bring the axis of evil to heel. We are still in grave danger from the spread of nuclear weapons to rogue states. Posted at 09:41 AM BOWLING BETHESDA: WILL DO WONDERS FOR OUR COOL CREDS, I'M SURE [K. J. Lopez] A reader: The last few days in The Corner seem to indicate that much of the NRO readership are also big Coen brothers fans. I propose that the next NRO DC get together be a Coen brothers film festival. Just make sure not to show Barton Fink or The Hudsucker Proxy. Either that, or rent out a few lanes at "Strike Bethesda" for a Big Lebowski bowling party. Posted at 09:29 AM WMDS [Stanley Kurtz] We’ve just received an incredibly powerful reminder of why we went to war with Saddam Hussein. No, I’m not talking about the election. Iraq’s election was an epochal event, and it certainly did bear out one of the key reasons for invading Iraq. But I am talking about today’s front page story in The New York Times confirming the likelihood that Libya received materials for its nuclear program from North Korea. The core reason for our invasion of Iraq was to prevent Saddam from developing a nuclear bomb. While our troops did find nuclear facilities in Iraq, they were far less developed than our intelligence had led us to believe. Yet now it turns out that the danger of Saddam Hussein obtaining nuclear weapons was greater than we believed, not less. Our best estimates at the time was that Saddam might be able to develop a nuclear weapon in about five years, give or take a couple of years. There was also the danger that things were more advanced than that. Now it appears that had he not been taken out, Saddam could have obtained nuclear materials from North Korea and easily jump-started his program. Worse, if North Korea has already produced, or will soon produce, numerous finished nuclear weapons, there is the possibility that it will sell finished weapons to terrorists and rogue states. Had Saddam been left in place, he might easily have been able to buy a finished nuke from the Koreans within a shorter time-frame than Kenneth Pollack worried that he could develop nukes on his own. After all, we already know that Saddam purchased missiles from the North Koreans. So this evidence that North Korea has already crossed the red line of exporting nuclear material is a huge development. It shows that the war in Iraq was absolutely justified. It also shows that the axis of evil is really an axis–they cooperate. More important, the Korea news shows that we’ve still got a terrible problem with WMDs and terror. The Democrats’ attempt to discredit this war has been deeply mistaken. The truth is, the war was a first and necessary step to avert the terrible nuclear danger we still face. Posted at 09:27 AM ALSO IN THE EXAMINER [K. J. Lopez] On an abortion-clinic-regulation bill in Virginia: Both sides should stop playing these games. Republicans should admit they really want to restrict abortion. And Democrats should admit they just want to keep abortions cheap. Posted at 09:15 AM EVEN CHRIS MATTHEWS COULDN'T DEFEND THE DEMS YESTERDAY MORNING [K. J. Lopez] From the Imus show: Imus: "Have you noticed or maybe not, how similar Harry Reid’s voice pitch is to Tom Daschle?" MSNBC's Chris Matthews: "It’s not Knute Rockne at halftime." Imus: "Well no but…" Chris Matthews: "There is something precious about it and why do these guys always elect somebody who’s precious. It must be because in the chambers, when they’re talking to each other you don’t have to be Knute Rockne. It’s all about these little whispers ‘I can help you with that’ or ‘You want to go home Thursday, you’ve got to go home for that thing, let me help you with that’ and it must be very special. But these guys are not Lyndon Johnson, Sam Rayburn, or Tip O’Neill. Tip O’Neill hated whispers, couldn’t stand them. I worked with him for six years, he couldn’t stand people that came around with their soft little precious voices. He wanted you to thunder out what you believed and what you cared about, and that kind of democrat whether it’s Hubert Humphrey, or it’s Jack Kennedy or Johnson or Tip, where are they? I mean you knew where they stood because they told you. You know Tip would have been out today saying, ‘Good work Regan, you know I didn’t think it was going to happene but damn good job I salute you’. He would make it simple. Tom Foley would do that. I remember writing a speech for Foley and he said, ‘Give the president credit. Don’t quibble’. I think these guys quibble and say, ‘Well he’s sorta good but I’m not sure, I’m not sure about the troops, shouldn’t they be home?’ After the troops accomplish they’re biggest mission in years, bringing democracy to a country and letting people vote, the first thing the democrats are saying over the weekend is, ‘Bring the troops home, now, today!’ You’ve got to wonder if they are grown ups." Imus: "Well, you wouldn’t be talking about John Kerry on Meet the Press would you?" Chris Matthews: "Yeah I don’t get it. You’re talking about Cabot being off key, he was completely off key." Imus: "Oh man that was disastrous." Posted at 09:12 AM JOHN MINTZ'S DECONSTRUCTION OF DHS THIS MORNING [Andy McCarthy] It's a pretty bleak picture, but screams out that they badly need someone like Judge Chertoff. This paragraph in particular: The department has accomplished a great deal in immensely difficult circumstances, but it could have accomplished even more if it had had more aggressive and experienced staff," said [Richard A.] Falkenrath, now a fellow at the Brookings Institution. "It would have done better if it had been less timid, less insular and less worried about facing down internal and external opposition.It Mr. Falkenrath is right, Judge Chertoff is just what the doctor ordered: aggressive, experienced, and the living, breathing antithesis of timid, insular and worried about his capacity to face down opposition. Are the senators (particularly the Democrats) actually interested in fixing what ails this behemoth of a department -- the creation of which, they all insisted post-9/11, was crucial to protecting the homeland? Or do they just want to have more inane theater about detentions and "torture memos"? If it's the former, Judge Chertoff will be confirmed in a heartbeat. Posted at 09:09 AM PAROLE DENIED [John J. Miller] From time to time, I've written in this space about my late friend David W. Miller, who was killed by a drunk driver a little more than three years ago -- I've provided updates on the scholarship named after him, etc. Last fall, I described how the man who killed David and two other people was up for parole, and urged readers to sign an online petition asking that parole be denied. Nearly 1,700 people signed their name to the document. I don't know how many of them learned about the petition from reading The Corner, but I do know that many of you attached your names and for that I'm grateful. Thank you very much. And by the way, you helped make a difference: Yesterday, Michael Reck was denied parole. David's widow and his mother sent an email to friends: We cannot thank you all enough for the support you’ve provided us – always, but especially during the sentencing in December 2002 and the parole hearing. We were absolutely stunned by the number of people who signed the petition. ... There’s a lot of loneliness in grief, but the outpouring of affection for David and for us helps more than you can know. You can do one last thing for us. If you circulated our original request for help to friends and family who signed the petition and/or wrote a letter, please let them know of this outcome. We have no way of contacting the 1,700 people who signed the petition because we do not know most of them.So I'll say it again: Thank you, thank you, thank you! Posted at 09:05 AM IN CASE YOU WONDERED WHERE THE DC EXAMINER IS COMING FROM [K. J. Lopez ] check out today’s editorial-page cartoon. Posted at 09:02 AM 1967 V. 1864 [Jonah Goldberg] TCS weighs-in on the Vietnam elections analogy. Posted at 08:53 AM RE: RE: DISAPPOINTING [Jim Robbins] I thought Richard Starkey was the Ringo Starr of the 20th Century. Posted at 08:39 AM TWO FREE NR KIDS BOOKS! [Jack Fowler] It’s true: You buy the acclaimed second edition of The National Review Treasury of Classic Children’s Literature (a 512-page lavishly illustrated hardcover containing 37 stories by Twain, Kipling, Baum, Alcott, and other literary giants), and we’ll also send you a copy of The National Review Treasury of Classic Bedtime Stories (a 360-page handsome hardcover with ten beloved Thornton Burgess animal tales and 60 charming Harrison Cady illustrations!) and L. Frank Baum’s delightful tale Queen Zixi of Ix, or The Story of the Magic Cloak (this 160-page softcover of the story the famous “Oz” author thought to be his best includes over 90 illustrations by the great Frederick Richardson). Wowza! All that for just $29.95. Order here. Posted at 08:39 AM "EXPLETIVE, THAT'S ME!" [K. J. Lopez] Instant millionaire. Posted at 07:42 AM THE GROUNDHOG [K. J. Lopez] Groundhogs really might be the ugliest animal. Fascinating observation, I know. The bottom line: Punxsutawney Phil shows compassion for tsunami victims, but sees his shadow and gets booed. Groundhog Day is so odd. The movie, though... Posted at 07:35 AM "YOGASM" [K. J. Lopez] I can respect this Yogi Berra lawsuit. I bet even Red Sox fan Shannen Coffin can--Dude, his granddaughter asked him what it was about. Posted at 07:09 AM DARE WE NAME IT? COULD IT BE…A COMING CRISIS? [K. J. Lopez ] Washington Post chronicles some very bad problems in the Social Security system. Posted at 07:06 AM ALSO FROM RUSSIA: THE MAIL MUST GO THROUGH, DAMMIT! [ K. J. Lopez ] Arming Cliff Claven. Posted at 07:05 AM LET’S BAN THINGS THAT BUG ME! [ K. J. Lopez ] I’ll admit I wanted to ban car alarms/spam/Big Lebowski references just yesterday, but… From the Moscow Times: Moscow may soon make finable offenses out of courtyard fireworks, panhandling, pushy proselytizing, and loud music in apartments during the day. The City Duma on Wednesday will consider legislation to impose fines of 100 rubles to 5,000 rubles for a raft of activities that the bill's author, Deputy Oleg Bocharov, says are disrupting peace and order in Moscow streets and homes. The bill is a piecemeal collection of offenses that bug Moscow residents and police, and Bocharov said it is in response to complaints from his constituents…. "If this bill helps soothe one citizen, then it is important," Bocharov said, dismissing suggestions that police or disgruntled neighbors could misuse the daytime noise ban. Posted at 07:04 AM SOTU NEWSFLASH [K. J. Lopez ] Headline on London Telegraph’s homepage: “Bush to mention Iraq” Posted at 07:03 AM WOMEN IN COMBAT [K. J. Lopez ] You knew it had to happen. Posted at 07:00 AM NRO RADIO--THIS MORNING [NRO Staff] On Bill Bennett's Morning in America: David Frum at 7:05 EST, discussing his immigration piece in NR Jay Nordlinger at 8:05 EST, discussing Davos Posted at 05:40 AM Tuesday, February 01, 2005 RE: DISAPPOINTING [Jonah Goldberg] Kathryn - doesn't "disappointing" imply that you expected otherwise from the Ringo Starr of the 20th century? Update Many Ringo defenders writing-in. I don't agree with many of their arguments. But one is irrefutable. Ringo Starr was, in fact, the Ringo Starr of the 20th Century. Posted at 07:58 PM PJPII [K. J. Lopez] The pope's been hospitalized with the flu. Posted at 05:46 PM DISAPPOINTING [K. J. Lopez] Mikhail Gorbachev calls Iraqi elections "fake." Posted at 05:41 PM "BUSH...THE WORLD'S LEADING TERRORIST" [K. J. Lopez] More Professor Churchill on W. Posted at 05:40 PM MORE REID ON FILIBUSTERS--THIS TIME, JUDGES [K. J. Lopez] Even though they are not filibustering Gonzales, Reid said earlier Tuesday that Democrats are "not going to cut and run" from a battle over Bush's judicial nominations. Posted at 05:26 PM JUAN COLE [Jonah Goldberg ] Reihan at The American Scene continues the ongoing -- and deserved -- beat-down of Juan Cole and his reflexive dyspepsia at any good news out of Iraq. Posted at 05:12 PM THE CHICAGO WAY [Jonah Goldberg] If reports are true and the terrorists have murdererd one of our dolls, we must stand firm. We will destroy ten of their dolls. We will smash their rock-em-sock-em robots. And we will leave the lids of their Play-dough until it grows dry and flaky! We cannot tolerate this aggression. Posted at 05:09 PM CLARITY [Michael Ledeen] Just in case you were worried that no Europeans can see clearly, try this, from the best newspaper in Italy, il Foglio, written by one of the smartest Italians (which is, let me tell you, saying something), Giuliano Ferrara: Yes, agreed, it’s all true: the nobility of the vote, the courage of the Iraqis, the challenge to the Terror Party, the lines to the voting booths with the smiling women who make the victory sign and show their inked fingers, and now the hope for a sovereign national solution that banishes the memories of the horrors of war and occupation. Posted at 05:08 PM HORRIFIED IS RIGHT [Jonah Goldberg] I still don't buy that Byrne is gay in Miller's Crossing for, among other reasons, his constant bedding of the films main "twist" Verna. Not that I know a lot about such things, but chronic alcholics with gambling problems, it seems to me, would have a hard time arousing the energy to "fake it" night after night. Yes, homosexuality is a theme in the film but it seems odd to me that the Coens would deal with it so directly in the case of Bernie and then be so mysteriously subtle when it comes to Byrne. Sure, Byrne has feelings for Albert Finney but I think it's a big leap to say they're homosexual feeling. I've never found another reviewer who agrees with John on this. I think he needs to turn down the gain on his gaydar. Posted at 04:58 PM RE: MILLER'S CROSSING [John Derbyshire] John P.: Now I don't want to watch it. Posted at 04:55 PM ABORTION AND MARRIAGE [Ramesh Ponnuru] Before he (sort of) signed off on regular blogging, Andrew Sullivan asked why religious conservatives aren't pushing for an anti-abortion amendment to the Constitution. He said that the fact that it wouldn't win enough votes in Congress can't be the answer; neither would the Federal Marriage Amendment, and religious conservatives want a vote on that. He concludes, "[An anti-abortion amendment] deals with a much graver issue, by the religious right's reckoning--an immense loss of human life, rather than the grave evil of two human beings committing to one another for life. So why this priority? Surely, abortion is a more important matter than same-sex marriage--even for the religious right. Or is it?" Actual supporters of the FMA would be better situated to answer this question than I am. I assume the answer is political. Republican politicians think that pushing for an anti-abortion amendment would be politically damaging, whereas pushing for the FMA isn't damaging and may even be helpful. Religious conservatives know they therefore won't get anywhere asking politicians to push for an anti-abortion amendment but will get somewhere asking them to hold votes on the FMA. Perhaps I am incorrect in this description of the political dynamic at work here. But it does seem to me that political actors can legitimately take account of these sorts of considerations when deciding what to push for. A religious conservative, or anyone, trying to figure out whether he should fight for a constitutional amendment on a particular issue has no obligation to base his decision solely on the abstract importance of that issue. He can respond to political circumstances. Having said this, I certainly agree with Sullivan that abortion is a far graver evil than any that may be involved in same-sex marriage. And I wish him all success in his non-blog endeavors. Posted at 04:46 PM THE OTHER CONGRESSIONAL HISPANICS [K. J. Lopez] on Gonzalez: WASHINGTON, D.C. - Miembros del Consejo Congresional Hispano comentaron hoy por medio de las siguientes declaraciones sobre el debate y voto que viene esta semana sobre la nominación del Juez Alberto Gonzáles para el puesto de fiscal general de los Estados Unidos:Sorry...wrong version. Here you go: WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Congressional Hispanic Conference released the following statements today from several of its members regarding the Senate's debate and pending vote this week on Judge Alberto Gonzales' nomination for Attorney General: Posted at 04:43 PM MORE NEWS [Jim Robbins] The Pentagon has released a new image of President Bush taking down Osama. What a great day, right on the heels of the Iraq election. Posted at 04:37 PM MILLER'S CROSSING [John Podhoretz] I once horrified Jonah by saying that the secret to understanding Miller's Crossing is that Gabriel Byrne's character is gay and he's in love with Albert Finney -- but that's only because I AM RIGHT!!!!! Posted at 04:36 PM MOTHER KILLER NOT GUILTY [K. J. Lopez] In Colorado, a woman who drowned her two children is found not guilty of murder by reason of insanity. Judge sends her to a mental facility, from which she can request a release in 180 days, according to this news story. Posted at 04:35 PM “IRAQI GOVERNMENT ON VERGE OF COLLAPSE” [Rich Lowry ] Expect to see this headline over and over in coming weeks and months. Prior to Sunday the general sense you got from the media was that the united Shia slate was a monolith that would suck Iraq into a Iranian-backed theocracy. This was never true, and congratulations to the New York Times for finally acknowledging it today in Dexter Filkins' front-pager. As he reports, half of the United Iraq Alliance's 228 candidates aren't affiliated with a political party and fewer than half a dozen of the candidates are clerics. And my understanding is that the slate is made up of 22 parties. Good luck holding all this together! Even if in the unlikely event that the united slate stays united it would need two-thirds of the seats in the assembly to dominate the Iraqi government single-handedly. The slate will do well, but probably won't get there. Guess what that means? Compromise. Coalitions. Haggling. And it's going to get messy. From our experience with Iraqi expatriate politics and with the Iraqi Governing Council we know that Iraqi politicians are prone to pushing things right to the edge, before reaching the last-minute deal that everyone deemed impossible. Brace yourself for Maureen Dowd columns complaining that all these elected Iraqis do is sit around and argue. And for all those “verge of collapse” headlines. Indeed, those headlines are familiar from another Middle Eastern country--Israel. Read the Times story with all its scenarios for Byzantine intrigue and its a like reading about Israeli domestic politics. Get used to it--this is what democratic politics is like, especially in the Middle East. Posted at 04:29 PM CONSERVATIVES AND THE STATE OF THE UNION [K. J. Lopez] Bill Schneider on CNN just said conservatives will be disappointed if the president does not press for a constitutional amendment on marriage in the SOTU. I'm not so sure. Give me a good dose of adamant judge talk, and I'll be satisfied when it comes to marriage in tomorrow night's speech. Posted at 04:11 PM NICE POINT [K. J. Lopez] Senator Cornyn, on the Senate floor today: “Now, I heard—and this happens to be a pet peeve of mine, Mr. President—that someone said that the Hispanic Caucus in the United States House of Representatives opposes Alberto Gonzales’ nomination. Well, what that person did not say is that the Hispanic Caucus in the House of Representatives is composed only of Democrats. And, indeed there are Hispanics, both in the House and in the Senate, who support Judge Gonzales’ nomination, as well as groups from all around the country who believe that this nomination should not be a glass ceiling, but rather an example for all Hispanics who look for reward for their had work and labor in American Society.” I'd change that last part though to "example for everyone who looks for rewards for their hard work and (legal) labor..." though. Posted at 03:52 PM RE: GONZALES [K. J. Lopez] Here's Reid at lunchtime today: As far as the Gonzales nomination, the decision's been made by the Democratic Caucus that we will take 10 hours of debate over the next few days, and then there will be an up-or-down vote on Gonzales when that debate time is completed -- 10 hours on our side. Posted at 03:48 PM BIG DAY [Jim Robbins] President Bush captures Osama bin Laden and Saddam Hussein together! See the amazing photo! Posted at 03:46 PM MARTIN FROST DROPS OUT [Jonah Goldberg ] Not much more info here. Posted at 03:42 PM RE: MILLER'S CROSSING [Jonah Goldberg] Derb - Some people say that Shakespear is better in German. That sounds batty to me. But who knows? So if Gaelic really sings for you, go for it. But you won't be disappointed by the english version. Note: it's not really a family movie. Posted at 03:41 PM TERRORIST WEBSITE [Jim Robbins] Here is the terrorist chat site with the picture of the action figure being held hostage. I knew al Qaeda was in trouble, but this really makes them look like a joke. They have sunk a long way since 9/11. Posted at 03:31 PM WILL GONZALES BE FILIBUSTERED? [K. J. Lopez] Maybe. I wouldn't put money on it...but then the Democrats (especially in the Senate) do seem to be willing to make fools of themselves... Posted at 03:31 PM A BIT OF SNARK THAT NOW LOOKS SILLY [Ramesh Ponnuru] Dana Milbank on MSNBC last week: "The president is doing his best to tone down expectations. In the press conference he said millions of Iraqis would vote in the elections. He had an interview in the afternoon and he said I believe thousands of people will vote in the elections. Hopefully we'll at least get some dozens out there." Posted at 03:24 PM THE NEXT NRO EVENT [K. J. Lopez] Maybe it ought to be a film festival rather than a bar night. Fado's was cool and all, but, seem to be plenty of quirky movies to view...seminars on said films after. If you're a NRO fan movie owner, just holler... Posted at 03:18 PM RE: MILLER'S CROSSING [John Derbyshire] Jonah: I never heard of Miller's Crossing. Just looked it up. Note it comes in three languages: English, Italian, and Gaelic. Which is the best language to watch it in? Posted at 03:17 PM RE: LEBOWSKI [John Derbyshire] I have resigned myself to the fact that this is never going to end, unless Kathryn, in her infinite mercy, brings down the guillotine. I shall spend the rest of my life being guided by earnest readers through the billion-layered subtleties of The Big Lebowski, like Dante by Virgil thru the Inferno. Here, just for the heck of it, is the eulogy for Donny. "Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors... and bowling, and as a surfer he explored the beaches of Southern California, from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and... up to... Pismo. He died, like so many young men of his generation, he died before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young men at Khe Sanh, at Langdok, at Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And so would Donny. Donny, who loved bowling. And so, Theodore Donald Karabozoz, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well. Good night, sweet prince." John Goodman then tips out the ashes... but there's a stiff wind, and they end up all over Jeff Bridges. (Did I just write "stiff wind"? This whole thing is getting to me...) Posted at 03:13 PM TBL -- WHAT'S THE RUMPUS? [Jonah Goldberg] Folks, let me just set the record straight on one thing. I really didn't like the Big Lebowski. I love the Coen brothers. But TBL just didn't do it for me. I will re-watch it sometime though. Please -- and I mean really please -- no emails telling me how great it is. I'll watch it again. I'm not giving anyone the high-hat, I just don't have the email room or mental patience at this particular moment to discuss a movie I don't know well enough to discuss intelligently. That said, Miller's Crossing is one of my all-time favorite movies. I don't see much religion or philosophy in it (indeed, I don't see much religion or philosophy in 99.998% of the movies I see). But I could watch that movie over and over again. Posted at 02:51 PM THE DEM SENATE LEADER & SOCIAL SECURITY [K. J. Lopez] Harry Reid just said, according to Fox, that President Bush can "forget about privatizing Social Security." Posted at 02:39 PM TO-DO LIST [K. J. Lopez] Copyright "Specter Watch." Buy pocket calculator. (Although, who needs pocket calculator when there is barely an electronic device--computer, cell--that doesn't have a calculator built in?) Posted at 02:29 PM SPECTER WATCH [K. J. Lopez] On the Senate floor in defense of Alberto Gonzales as AG this morning, Senate Judiciary Chairman Arlen Specter made the case for Gonzales's confirmation. His case: Gonzales is Hispanic. And because he is Hispanic, he will have a "broader" view of immigration, affirmative action, parental notification.... (Oh, goodie.) When I was elected district attorney of Philadelphia sometime ago -- 1965 -- there was not a single Hispanic lawyer in Philadelphia.at that time I made an effort of outreach to bring minority representation into the district attorney's office as assistants and couldn't find a single Hispanic. So it is thought a great deal of progress here. Now there are Hispanics in state attorney general's office, Solicitor General, but Judge Gonzales would be the first Hispanic to be attorney general of the United States, if confirmed. Preview of his speech in support of Gonzales for the Court? Posted at 02:24 PM MEMORY LANE [Andrew Stuttaford] A Guardian cartoon from last year. Posted at 02:20 PM DERB ABACUS [John Derbyshire] Abacus? ABACUS? Kathryn, I know NR is... fiscally conservative, but surely they could spring for a pocket calculator. Posted at 02:13 PM JONAH'S NEXT COVER STORY [John Derbyshire] "Dear Derb---Like most Coen Brothers movies, TBL is indeed a fine film and a thoughtful one. Not a waste of time, but an inquiry into the nature and/or possibility of heroism in our time. With a backdrop of middle-east tensions (the first Bush's battle with Saddam--"This will not stand" we hear several times, both from Bush in the background and from the Dude), a major hangup with Vietnam (Walter, who--like Kerry--sees Vietnam in every situation and declares the VC 'a worthy adversary' not like 'some **** in Iraq trying to find reverse in a Soviet tank'), and a concern for justice and property rights ('they peed on your **** rug, dude' also the Carpet saga 'as it was not his to give...' "This movie is onto something big about our time... I just don't know what. "I think the key is to watch Donnie. He says little, but his reactions are often telling. For instance,watch him squirm away from Walter's gun in the Bowling alley. And listen intently to his questions, which while often off the mark, are intended to guide are reflections on many scenes. ('I am the Walrus' and 'What's wrong with Walter' come to mind). "That said, the above may hold less intellectual water than ID; nevertheless, this is a fine film." [Derb here] I must say, it has occurred to me that the scene with Donnie's ashes might have been inspired by the similar one at the end of one of Samuel Beckett's novels ("Murphy," I think), where the lead character's ashes get wrapped up in newspaper and taken away by a friend.. who stops in a pub for a drink on the way home.. leaving the ashes-bundle on the floor by his feet... where in the course of the evening it eventually gets kicked away, broken open, & the ashes at last swept up with all the sawdust & betting slips & cigarette ends... Wait a minute, I'm getting sucked into this thing! No-o-o-o-... Posted at 02:10 PM LEFT IMPLOSION ALERT [K. J. Lopez] Sun-Times columnist Mark Brown: What if it turns out Bush was right, and we were wrong? Posted at 02:09 PM JON STEWART MAY IMPLODE? [Tim Graham] Jon Stewart, late in the Daily Show last night to Newsweek pundit Fareed Zakaria: "I’ve watched this thing unfold from the start and here’s the great fear that I have: What if Bush, the president, ours, has been right about this all along? I feel like my world view will not sustain itself and I may, and again I don’t know if I can physically do this, implode. (Hat tip: David Frum). Posted at 02:04 PM FOX [Rich Lowry ] FYI.... I am scheduled to be on at 3pm. Posted at 02:01 PM OH MY STARS AND GARTERS [Jonah Goldberg] Derb - That movie request post is madness, madness I tell you. I hope you bought some extra gigabytes of email space. Posted at 01:57 PM IT’S NOT JUST CHICAGO [Roger Clegg] The growing scandal surrounding Chicago’s contract set-asides for minority-owned companies has prompted an attack from U.S. Representative Jesse Jackson, Jr.: “If Mayor Richard M. Daley does not take the bull by the horns and clean up the City of Chicago’s corrupt and apparently often phony affirmative action program, he could threaten the existence of affirmative action nationally.” Now, rumor has it that Rep. Jackson’s attack is motivated in part by his own designs on the mayoralty, and of course he will always champion “honest” affirmative action, but the fact is that contract set-asides equals corruption all over the world, from Malaysia to South Africa to Atlanta. Details in, for instance, Thomas Sowell’s book last year, Affirmative Action around the World: An Empirical Study. Posted at 01:57 PM MURRAY [Jonah Goldberg ] I've long since accepted the fact that there are few material rewards -- other than a paycheck -- for the kind of writing I do. I don't get asked on many junkets. I don't get to "test drive" fancy new cars. Etc. When I wrote my lavishly sycophantic Ode to Budweiser for the magazine, I expected that I might get a case of beer or some such from the home office in St. Louis. Instead I got a nice letter from the CEO which was mostly dedicated to telling me that I was right to say nice things about Bud. My defense of McDonald's earned me not even a cold McNugget. My defense of sweatshops didn't even garner a single free rubber shower shoe from Vietnam. Nevertheless, I'm holding out hope for some Suntory times with Bill Murray in response to the article. Though I'm sad to say it, I suspect that if I'd written a pro-Groundhog Day piece for The Nation an invitation for a drink would be more likely. I don't know much about Murray's politics, but that's my suspicion. Regardless, Bill, if you're reading this, the drinks are on me. Posted at 01:53 PM IN DEFENSE OF CHERTOFF [K. J. Lopez] Hearings for Michael Chertoff's Homeland Security confirmation hearing starts tomorrow. We have an editorial on the matter up today, here. Posted at 01:48 PM WE REALLY SHOULD [K. J. Lopez] name things at NR World Headquarters after those who don't work from the office. Derb abacus... Posted at 01:44 PM RE: SENSE OF LOSS [John Derbyshire] Er, I'm going to pass on that one, Jonah. Thanks anyway. (Doesn't your couch already HAVE a name, anyway?) Posted at 01:42 PM DIVINELY INSPIRED MOVIES [John Derbyshire] All right, all right, we've got a thread going here: Movies To Which There Is Much, Much, More Than Meets The Eye, Though You Never Thought So Till Someone Pointed It Out To You. So far we have three: ---Cool Hand Luke ---The Big Lebowski ---Groundhog Day Any other candidates? (THIS is asking for trouble...) Posted at 01:42 PM LEVITRA [Andrew Stuttaford] John, you'd exile the Levitra commercial to a soft porn channel? Cart before the horse, possibly? Posted at 01:41 PM RE: "SENSE OF LOSS" [Jonah Goldberg] Derb - If you want, I'll name something after ya. Posted at 01:35 PM DOUBTING THOMAS! [K. J. Lopez] Jonah, of course it is the power of all that is National Review! How dare you doubt. Posted at 01:34 PM GROUNDHOG DAY [Jonah Goldberg ] Several readers have asked for links to the essay by Michael Foley I mentioned in my Groundhog Day piece. Here it is. Though, if you think I over-intellectualized the movie (as many readers do), your head will explode if you read this. Posted at 01:33 PM VERY UNLIKELY.... [Jonah Goldberg] But I'll take credit until it's proven otherwise. From a reader: I'd never seen Groundhog Day, probably because I had it mixed up with Caddyshack. So, spurred by your article, I went to Netflix to order it and got a message that there was a "very long wait" for it. Posted at 01:27 PM DAVE KOPEL ON BILL MOYERS [Cliff May] In response to my bleg on how to reply to his sadly deluded rant. Posted at 01:27 PM HAIKU [Jack Fowler] A two-for-one sale Of National Review books Thrives! Order them here. Posted at 01:25 PM CT EXECUTION MADNESS [Jack Fowler] Convicted serial murder Michael Ross was supposed to be put to death this week in Connecticut (he murdered and raped eight women from 1981-84). Indeed, until yesterday he publicly proclaimed that he wanted to be executed, but the lethal injection has been put off, now indefinitely, thanks largely to federal district judge Robert N. Chatigny, whose actions have been so extreme and intrusive and dictatorial that judicial activists now attacking him. Today’s New Haven Register (subscription required, but free) runs a column by infamous liberal attorney Norman Pattis, who drills Chatigny for engaging in raw judicial power. It’s a very interesting read, and heck, it’s not every day a lefty lawyer attacks a far-left jurist on an op-ed page. Posted at 01:22 PM ABOUT LEVITRA [K. J. Lopez] Should it be covered by Medicare? I guess the "for the children" answer would be yes? Posted at 01:22 PM SENSE OF LOSS [John Derbyshire] The demise (suspension, whatever) of Andrew Sullivan's website means that there will now be nothing named after me. Other than my kids, I mean. [Sigh.] I guess this is what is meant by "collateral damage." Posted at 01:17 PM RE: LEVITRA COMMERCIAL [John Derbyshire] Andrew: I think what I would actually suggest would be that the stupid commercial be moved to one of the soft-porn cable channels, where it rightly belongs. Posted at 01:12 PM LEBOWSKI FACTOID [John Derbyshire] Still they come in. This one is positively creepy. Note that the movie was made in 1998. "Derb---In the beginning of the movie, the Dude is buying some half&half at Ralph's grocery Store. George Bush is on TV saying 'Saddams aggression will not stand.' The Dude writes a check for like $1.68. The date on the check is 9/11/1991 -- i.e. the 10-year pre-aniversary of 9/11." All right, I'm convinced The Big Lebowski was divinely inspired. (Not really. You can read anything into anything. I passed a comment on the movie Cool Hand Luke once & got a very long email from a person proving that CHL was actually an allegory on the Gospels. I forget the details, but it was pretty convincing. "Oh, I don't care if it rains or freezes Long as I got my plastic Jesus Sittin' on the dashboard of my car....") Posted at 01:09 PM RE: ANDREW SULLIVAN.COM [Andrew Stuttaford] John P, I think you’re too harsh on Andrew Sullivan. Yes, the line he has taken on his blog (a daily must-read even if I haven’t always agreed with what he was writing) has seemed occasionally inconsistent, but I’d much rather read the work of someone who’s thinking aloud (which is what he often has seemed to be doing) than that of someone who isn’t thinking. On Islamofascism, his views appear fairly straightforward to me. He understands the danger, he thinks it should be fought, but he is highly critical, sometimes rightly, sometimes wrongly, of the way in which this war is being conducted. Fair enough, I reckon. Posted at 01:04 PM LEVITRA [Andrew Stuttaford] Goodness, John, are you suggesting that this commercial be pushed back past prime time (which would be rather tactless, if you think about it) because of “the children”? Tsk, tsk Posted at 01:01 PM NYC INTERN OPPORTUNITY [K. J. Lopez] Sentinel, the conservative book-publishing imprint of Penguin Group USA, is currently hiring spring-semester interns to assist with editorial and publicity efforts in our lower Manhattan office. Sentinel's debut list featured two New York Times best-sellers: Mona Charen's Do-Gooders: How Liberals Hurt Those They Claim to Help, and the Rest of Us, and Ronald Kessler's A Matter of Character: Inside the White House of George W. Bush. In addition, it proudly published Mary Eberstadt's Home-Alone America: The Hidden Toll of Day Care, Behavioral Drugs, and Other Parent Substitutes, Harvey Kushner and Bart Davis's Holy War on the Home Front: The Secret Islamic Terror Network in the United States, Larry Schweikart and Michael Allen's A Patriot's History of the United States: From Columbus's Great Discovery to the War on Terror, Jim Kuhn's Ronald Reagan in Private, and Todd Buchholz's Bringing the Jobs Home: How the Left Created the Outsourcing Crisis, and How We Can Fix It. Contact penguin_sentinel@hotmail.com (penguin_sentinel@hotmail.com) for more information. Posted at 12:42 PM RE: TBL, WOMEN & HUMOR [K. J. Lopez] Based on the e-mails I've been getting over the last 24 hours, the number of women who appreciate (either for genuine enjoyment or for the sake of healthy marriage give-and-take) crude humor (oddly?) might overlap significantly with the population of women who read NRO. (Not 100 percent or anything, but more than most might think.) Posted at 12:40 PM MORE RE: THE LEVITRA COMMERCIAL [John Derbyshire] A reader, commenting on my last: "Perhaps they couldn't get Bob Dole." Posted at 12:33 PM ANDREWSULLIVAN.COM [John Podhoretz] A major and very interesting day in the blogosphere, because Andrew Sullivan has just announced his intention to put his blog on hiatus. Sullivan was a pioneer in the creation of what be called the personal editorial page--and found his voice, his audience and his momentum from his passionate response to the September 11 attacks. But something began to go awry with Sullivan in the wake of the Iraq war, when the postwar difficulties really threw him for a loop. Since the middle of the summer of 2003, reading Sullivan has been like riding non-stop on a teeter-totter. It is impossible for Sullivan to take a position on the war on Islamofascism and hold it. He says he's giving up the blog to write a book, but I suspect his intellectual inconstancy and confusion have played a major role in the decision as well. It's very difficult to make your way in the waters of instantaneous opinion without an anchor, and with the exception of gay rights, Sullivan doesn't have an anchor any longer. It was getting exhausting to read him, and Sullivan's choice suggests he has exhausted himself as well. Posted at 12:27 PM RE: THE LEVITRA COMMERCIAL [John Derbyshire] Setting aside the gross salacity, it's not even a very convincing commercial. Here you have a gorgeous young woman and a studly young guy. THIS is the target market for Levitra? I don't think so. Posted at 12:25 PM RE: STEPPING STONE [K. J. Lopez] Yes, I know there are rules that would currently keep Clinton from becoming SECGEN. But rules change... Posted at 12:24 PM STEPPING STONE TO SECRETARY GENERAL? [K. J. Lopez] BC-UN-GEN--APNewsAlert 02-01 0033 BC-UN-GEN--APNewsAlert,0034 Posted at 12:22 PM CHEAP TRICK [K. J. Lopez] Seems like most of you figured out the last one quickly, and are annoyed about it (or so you've told me). Here's another one (admittedly lame)--if you figure it out in 2 minutes, just go back to work. Posted at 12:13 PM RE: LEVITRA COMMERCIAL [Jonah Goldberg] Derb - Fox runs those kinds of commercials during Fox News Sunday all the time. Posted at 12:08 PM OPPORTUNITY [K. J. Lopez] So, you want to be a reporter? Posted at 11:48 AM TIMEWASTER [K. J. Lopez] Potentially annoying one Posted at 11:18 AM DAVOS [Barbara Comstock] For anyone who has not read Jay Nordlinger's dispatches from Davos. They are MUST reads! Particularly yesterday's account of Bill Clinton's disgraceful lack of defense for our country. Jay has captured Davos perfectly and gives much insight into why liberalism is a dying screed. Posted at 11:09 AM THE LEVITRA COMMERCIAL [John Derbyshire] What's up with THAT? I'm sitting there around 8:15 watching O'Reilly. My daughter Nellie is in the room, putting finishing touches to some school project. Break to a commercial. Here she comes, winking, simpering and sighing, telling us what a great erection her man is getting nowadays, thanks to Levitra. Does FNC really think this is appropriate for prime-time TV? And it's a l-o-n-g commercial -- by the time it ends, these two are practically making the beast with two backs right there on screen, and I have had to send Nellie out of the room. Come on, Fox, clean it up, please. O'Reilly may be lookin' out for me, but the folk who schedule his commercials sure ain't. Posted at 11:07 AM BRAIN IMMATURITY [K. J. Lopez] Another reason for abstinence education! Posted at 10:59 AM D.C.'S NEW PAPER [K. J. Lopez] The Examiner debuts today, from billionaire conservative Philip Anschutz. (More on it here). Posted at 10:35 AM THE DEMOCRATS AND THE U.N. [Andy McCarthy] Wasn't it only a few weeks ago that we heard the refrain again and again from Senator Kerry and those who stumped for him, like retired General Wesley Clark? President Bush, they insisted, had arrogantly snubbed the "international community." What had he done? In the run-up to the Iraq war, he had tried to get support from the Security Council for the proposition that its own resolutions should be taken seriously by Saddam Hussein. When he was blocked by France and Russia, he essentially end-ran the Security Council and the U.N. and built an international coalition of willing nations which then rolled up its sleeves and did the work the U.N. was too compromised and dysfunctional to do. For this, the president was castigated as a "unilateralist" and a "cowboy," insensitive to what Kerry called the "Global Test" he wanted to impose on U.S. foreign policy. Why is all this suddenly relevant again? Because Gen. Clark has a very interesting op-ed in this morning's Wall Street Journal. Clark is rightly concerned that the situation in Kosovo is again becoming unstable, and concludes that Serbs and Kosovars could soon be at each other again if action is not taken by the international community. So what's his solution? He writes that the U.S. should ensure that the matter is taken up at the U.N. by the Security Council. BUT, he admonishes: "should resolution of Kosovo's status be blocked in the Security Council, the U.S. should lead a coalition of its European allies to organize the conference; endorse a Kosovo referendum for adoption of the new constitution to go ahead in early 2006; and then give diplomatic recognition and sustained support to Kosovo as a new state." So then, what does this prominent Democrat, former presidential hopeful and Kerry supporter say we should do about likely U.N. paralysis in a pending crisis? He says we should end-run the Security Council and the U.N., and build an international coalition of willing nations which can then roll up its sleeves and do the work the U.N. is too compromised and dysfunctional to do. Sound familiar? But for this, rest assured, Clark will not be called a "unilateralist" or a "cowboy." With its special exemption for the Balkans -- where, legend has it, President Clinton boldly dared to bomb without Security Council permission, and to the cheers of Democrats everywhere -- the media will no doubt see General Clark as a visionary. At least we now understand what the "Global Test" is all about. (Clark's op-ed is here.) Posted at 09:36 AM LOVE YOUR ALMA MOMMA! [Jack Fowler] Do a good deed for the juniors and seniors in your old high school--end your alma mater a copy of the special NR edition of Choosing the Right College: The Whole Truth About America’s Top Schools. We’re running the NR “Sawbuck Challenge,” which is a goofy way of saying send us $10 and we’ll send a high school (you pick it if you wish) a copy of this critical (900-plus page, detail-crammed) guide to 125 leading schools. It’s the one book every college-bound student should read (so they’ll know the best schools out there, and they’ll learn the pitfalls of numerous “elite” institutions). You can do a lot of good for a lot of kids for just $10. Take the “Sawbuck Challenge,” right here. Posted at 09:33 AM SIGH [Jonah Goldberg] Daily Kos posted this excerpt from a 1967 New York Times article:
Me: And the guy's point is....what, exactly? That we were right to abandon our Vietnamese allies? That we should do the same to Iraqis? That the left wing of his party hasn't been moved by the democratic aspirations of those facing totalitarianism for four decades? Or maybe his point is to illustrate that the only foreign policy prism he and his kind can see through is Vietnam, even though the two conflicts have exactly nothing in common -- save their ability to elicit incoherent rage and bad historical analogies from the left.
Posted at 09:26 AM AMENDMENT [Tim Graham] Perhaps I should amend my earlier remarks about the Iraq-bombing news. I should have said the media have made bombings the lead story FROM IRAQ every day there's news there. It's obviously not the top of the news every day. Today, for example, the morning shows started out with Jacko-Jacko-Jacko. And the trial could take six months? Urgh. Posted at 08:44 AM BOWLING MOVIE FOR THE ESTROGEN ZONE [John Derbyshire] I am told my wife & kids might like this, while I knock back a few beers and think about Zhang Ziyi. Posted at 08:41 AM THE DUDE ABIDES [John Derbyshire] I promise to stop posting about The Big Lebowski soon, when the flood abides... I mean *abates*. Newspaper "Letters to the Editor" columns try to balance the range of opinions they print in proportion to the actual mail. (Well, they **say** they do.) If mail is running 3 to 1, pro-con, they'll print 3 pro letters and one con. On a similar principle, we try to blog here in some rough proportion to what, based on your mail, NRO readers care about. Well, you wouldn't believe how much they care about the Big Lebowski. "Care" is in fact too feeble a word. There is a Church of the Living Lebowski forming out there in the trackless wastes beyond the George Washington Bridge somewhere. "Derb---I would highly recommend watching The Big Lebowski again, in an estrogen-free zone. Women who appreciate this movie are few and far between, but when you find a group of guys who like it the fun never ends. My friends and I probably quote this movie more than Jonah Goldberg quotes Animal House! "These quotes ('Lebowskiisms' as we say) apply to all of life: [There follows a selection of Lebowski quotes, none of them suitable for a family website.] "Sure it is a waste of your time (as is this email), but The Dude is taking it easy for the rest of us sinners... and I don't know about you, but that brings me comfort." Posted at 08:38 AM SOMEONE GET GOLDBERG HIS OWN SHOW [K. J. Lopez] Roger Ebert wrote about Groundhog Day this weekend, as a "great movie." Posted at 08:37 AM DIVERSITY IN STRINGS [John Derbyshire] Here is Nellie's string orchestra, from the Long Island String Festival Association Sunday performance. These kids are picked entirely on merit from all the county schools. If you go through the list striking out names that are East Asian, South Asian, and obviously Jewish, there aren't a lot left. (Though Nellie is one!) If anyone can explain this to me, I'd be obliged. Posted at 08:27 AM DERB'S UTTER INCOMPETENCE AT SELF-PROMOTION [John Derbyshire] People want to know if I have a recording of the C-Span appearance. Er, no, tell the truth, I didn't even watch it. Nellie had a concert (Long Island String Festival). Then in the evening we had a farewell dinner for some friends. Missed both showings. Hate watching self anyway. If anyone DOES have a tape or disk of it, please let me know & we'll negotiate. Posted at 08:26 AM RE: THE GENIUS OF HITCH [John Derbyshire] Cal Lanier reminds me of this Hitch Top Ten. (Best read, in my opinion, from the bottom up.) Hey, maybe he **is** One Of Us... Posted at 08:25 AM WAR MENTALITY [John Derbyshire] A reader in -- where else? -- Texas, commenting on my encounter with that WW2 bobardier: "This brave vet's attitude is the primary reason we were victorious in 1945 and have not defeated a competent enemy since." Posted at 08:24 AM HERE COME THE YES-BUTS [Tim Graham] If you're curious how the Iraqi-elections story will begin to get spun into "wait a minute, not so great," see Howard Kurtz's (pretty balanced) roundup today in the WashPost. Former Newsweek-er Donatella Lorch ends it by trying to claim that 45 people dying during an American election would be big news. If we're jaded now, that's only because the press has made the daily bombing the lead story almost every day. Oh, and when Kurtz let fairly hawkish scholar Ken Pollack say there's not necessarily liberal bias in the coverage, he could disclose that Pollack is married to CNN's Andrea Koppel, and so his papa-in-law is Ted "Iraq: Why Stay?" Koppel. PS: The Post op-ed page today has yes-but columns from E.J. Dionne and Richard Cohen as well. Cohen scolds "failure may yet materialize." Posted at 08:24 AM SPARE ME THIS INTRODUCTION [K. J. Lopez ] I'm pretty certain I rather not know the person who would buy PETA’s Ingrid Newkirk’s skin. The British founder of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA), the world's biggest animal rights group, is auctioning off a lizard tattoo on her right arm -- with proceeds going to the charity. Posted at 08:23 AM WARD CHURCHILL HAS RESIGNED AS ETHNIC STUDIES CHAIR AT COLORADO U. [K. J. Lopez] Statement here. He's still a professor there though. Here's his take on the whole situation, from NYTimes: "For his part, Professor Churchill said in an interview, 'My reaction is astonishment. This is a three-year-old piece that has been spun mercilessly and distorted. The comparison was of technocrats. Eichmann is someone who, after all, killed no one. He made the trains run on time.'" Posted at 08:16 AM GROUNDHOG DAY, [SOUNDTRACK BY DEVO] [K. J. Lopez] An e-mail: It's 0800 and only three postings in the corner; is today a holiday?I don't know about you, but I feel like I need to sit down with Jonah's NRODT cover story and watch Groundhog Day again today. Posted at 08:08 AM GO PISTONS [John J. Miller] President Bush met with the Detroit Pistons yesterday and congratulated them on their NBA championship. "So, nobody expected you to win," he joked. "I know how you feel." Posted at 05:16 AM REINVENTING HILLARY [K. J. Lopez] Why are Democrats allowed to reinvent themselves time and again (see NYTimes)? Imagine if, say, Tom DeLay tried to. Just funny to read about Hillary getting religion, when she's danced this jig before (remember "the politics of meaning?"). Posted at 12:57 AM FEMINISTS ON IRAQ [K. J. Lopez] This, fyi, was mass e-mailed to me tonight. Dated before the election, but all I've seen from the feminist Left. If I were a feminist at The Nation, I'd be writing a "we hate him, but he's done some really cool things benefiting women around the world" piece about W. But maybe I assume I'd have a clarity of mind just not possible there. Posted at 12:45 AM Monday, January 31, 2005 CHRISTIAN VOTING IN IRAQ [K. J. Lopez] Andrew Apostolou from the Foundation for the Defense of Democracies (Cliff's world headquarters) e-mails in regard to Rick's question: "I spoke to friends in Iraq yesterday and today. Around 100,000 Assyro-Chaldean Christians and Kurds were unable to vote in the Mosul area according to what I have heard. Story on this here." Posted at 05:02 PM THE GENIUS OF HITCH [John Derbyshire] Look, I know the man is far from being One Of Us, but he sure can turn a sentence. A reader: "Dear Derb---I know exactly what you mean about Christopher Hitchens. To quote from his review of The Honorable Schoolboy in the Nov 2004 Atlantic: 'I daresay that one can claim, without running overmuch risk of contradiction, to have been reading Frederick Taylor's recent history of the obliteration of Dresden with no intention of looking for laughs.' "I loved this line so much I re-read it several times just for the sheer pleasure of it." Posted at 04:26 PM TRACKING CHRISTIANS [Rod Dreher] Daveed Gartenstein-Ross of The Investigative Project has uncovered a radical Islamic website that tracks Arab Christians who post on PalTalk. The website is filled with vicious anti-Christian rhetoric, and entries celebrating the murder of the Armanious family of New Jersey. They were an Egyptian Christian (Coptic) family whose massacre is unsolved, though many in the Coptic community believe they were done in by radical Muslims, with whom at least one of them had clashed on PalTalk. Robert Spencer of Jihad Watch said to Gartenstein-Ross: "I have never seen anything like this before," Mr. Spencer said. "It's chilling to see photographs of people who probably have no idea that they're on the Web site. Hamas's Web site would post self-congratulatory accounts of their attacks on civilians, but barsomyat.com's users are telegraphiing their intended victims in advance." Posted at 04:25 PM MEN, WOMEN & HUMOR [K. J. Lopez] Different, but related: Warren Bell tackles whether men are funnier than women (and the answer is pretty simple, he says, making one very wise exception). Posted at 04:10 PM ATTENTION LARRY SUMMERS [John Derbyshire] So you don't think men & women have any innate differences after all, huh? Come help me read my Big Lebowski email bag. The following from a reader of the male persuasion: "Derb---Your wife's reaction to the Big Lebowski seems, alas, entirely par for the course for the fairer sex. This is a movie that every male friend I've ever had has been able to quote at least one line from. In college, my girlfriend rented it with her friends, and they all turned to each other, baffled: 'Why do all our boyfriends like this movie?'" And here's one from (to borrow a Bundyism) a Gyno-American reader: "Mr. Derbyshire---I, too, thought The Big Lebowski was one of the most dreadful films I ever saw the first time. On seeing it again, I have changed my opinion, but I have a delightful story of a friend of mine's view on it. "He told me that the first time he saw TBL, he hated it. The second time, too, he thought that he had wasted two more hours of his life. The third time, though, he was amused by it, and begrudgingly admitted laughing a few times. The fourth time, he determined that the movie was completely brilliant, and the funniest movie he'd ever seen. "What does it say about a gentleman that he'd watch the movie 3 times BEFORE deciding it was the funniest movie he'd ever seen? It suggests he didn't have a wife. :) Incidentally, we were on our first date when he told me this story, and coincidentally, we didn't have any more dates, either. hm...." Posted at 03:57 PM HAPPY KIDS GUARANTEED! [Jack Fowler] With our 2-for-1 NR kids books offer. Two of our “Treasury Classics” and a FREE Queen Zixi of Ix for just $29.95 (postage included too!). Order your copies here. Posted at 03:56 PM MISSED OPPORTUNITY AT SELF-PROMOTION [John Derbyshire] Many thanks to all the readers who have emailed in to say how dazzling I was on C-SPAN yesterday. I am sorry not to have posted about this appearance in advance. The producers told me last week that the taped segment would be coming up yesterday on Book Notes, but what with one thing and another I forgot to say. Apparently it came out very well on TV. (This was the IWF panel discussion on Tom Wolfe's new book.) Posted at 03:25 PM SENTENCE OF THE MONTH [John Derbyshire] There's always one that sticks in your mind, and here is the one that did it best for me in January. "In a long life Spender never quite succeeded in overcoming the widespread impression (which he may have privately shared) that there was something vaguely preposterous about him." ----From Christopher Hitchens's review of STEPHEN SPENDER: THE AUTHORIZED BIOGRAPHY by John Sutherland, in the current (Jan/Feb '05) issue of The Atlantic Monthly. Hitchens is a brilliant writer. Posted at 03:20 PM BILL MOYERS CRI DE COUER [Cliff May] A bleg: Here’s is Bill Moyers on why “There is no tomorrow,” a howl of anger and despair from the embattled left about the crazy, religious zealots who, Bill & Co. are convinced, are leading America to ruin. This is going around the web today (by definition, tomorrow will be too late!). My question: What does one say to such people? And don’t tell me to just say “nuts” or tell them to stuff it. I know I could do that. But I really would like to engage these folks. Years ago, I worked for Moyers. I don’t agree with him, obviously, but he isn’t stupid and he isn’t a bad person. And this was sent to me by one of my oldest and dearest friends who wrote that it is a “must read.” How do I talk him out of believing this nonsense? Assistance? A little discussion? Thanks. Posted at 03:07 PM "MY DAUGHTER, MAYBE YOU WILL STAY ALIVE AND TELL THEM" [K. J. Lopez ] We could have used a little more Miriam Yahav and a little less Cheney parka coverage last week. Yahav, a 76-year-old Auschwitz survivor took to the microphone spontaneously at the memorial last week: "The night before [the ceremony] I could not sleep," Yahav tries to explain. "My whole life passed before me, I felt immense anger, and I wanted to shout. Then, when President Katsav got up to speak, without thinking much, I took off my coat and stood behind him. It was 15 degrees below zero, but I was not cold. I didn't feel anything, only the anger that had built up in my gut for 60 years. When the president finished speaking, I told him that I wanted to add a few words. He moved away from the microphone and I walked up to it and asked, Why? I wanted everyone to hear my cries, even though I knew that no one would give me an answer." Posted at 03:00 PM RE: WOLCOTT [Tim Graham] Jonah, Wolcott is unhappy because the pictures and the drama of Sunday all seem to illustrate the Bush side of the story. On nearly every other day, the media show dramatic footage of violence that whispers "quagmire, get out now!" The election footage might whisper to Americans "Hey, maybe it was worth it after all" or "Hey, I guess it wasn't all for oil" or "Hey, maybe they are really happy we changed their country." On every other day, the lefties suggest that conservative criticism of media gloom is denying "reality," when we would say no, this successful election is the fruit of months of planning and nation-building that the media ignored between bombings. The shoe switches to the other foot on days like Sunday. Posted at 02:55 PM CHRISTIAN VOTING IN IRAQ [Rick Brookhiser] Debka reported that Christians were unable to vote in northern Iraq--no polling facilities, etc.--implying Kurdish skullduggery. I've voiced my skepticism of Debka many times. Does anyone in the Iraqi Christian community know the truth of this one? Posted at 02:54 PM DYBBUKS [Rick Brookhiser] And remember Woody Allen's great line in Love and Death: "Who's the dybbuk?!" Sad to think what's become of him. Posted at 02:48 PM JOHNSON AND FASCISM [Rick Brookhiser] An op-ed in today's New York Times discusses Philip Johnson's fascism. A recent biography had the goods. Posted at 02:47 PM FOX [Rich Lowry ] FYI... I am scheduled to be on at 2:30pm. Posted at 01:57 PM OUR LUNAR SPACECRAFT [K. J. Lopez] NASA & NRO team up. Oh the possibilities... Posted at 01:54 PM YOU GOT ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE DARN THINGS? [John Derbyshire] The morality of aerial bombardment: Here is the ultimate interview, the last word, on this topic. (Thanks to reader Alec for that.) Posted at 01:25 PM DYBBUKS [Jim Robbins] While on the topic of Dybbuks, the 1937 Polish film "The Dybuk" was released recently on DVD. The audio is in Yiddish, with English subtitles. It's hard to watch without noting that it was a product of a vibrant artistic community about to be wiped out. Posted at 01:21 PM CHEATS [Andrew Stuttaford] Holland will be having a referendum on the EU Constitution in May. As part of the process, a million Euros in spending money (split evenly) will be handed out to campaigns on either side of the argument. Fair enough, I suppose. What is not right is that, in addition, the (supposedly sort-of-conservative) Dutch government is also reserving a further 1.5 million Euros of taxpayers' money to spend on propaganda for the yes campaign. Abuse of public funds and EU-federalism, yet again. Posted at 01:20 PM RE: HRC [K. J. Lopez] She had mentioned she wasn't feeling well because of a stomach flu. This was at a chamber of commerce speech preceeding the aforementioned Canisius speech (where protesters were waiting). [update: FNC says she'll still go to Canisius.] Posted at 01:17 PM YIKES [KJL] Hillary Clinton just collapsed during a speech in upstate NY (non-online reports). Posted at 01:06 PM BY ANY OTHER NAME [Jim Robbins] Ayman al Zawahiri has a new statement out, in which he explicates his theory of freedom, which he calls "the freedom of monotheism, ethics, and virtue." It includes: Shariah law, the "liberation of the homelands" (exclusion of non-Muslims from Muslim areas), and the "liberation of the human being" (meaning, imposition of the al Qaeda program in the areas freed of non-Muslim control). This can all only be accomplished through jihad. He also believes that freedom should include freedom of choice, such as the freedom to choose to destroy Israel. Interesting to see the resurrection of the notion that political freedom is only possible through the complete subordination of the individual to the will of God (as interpreted by the mullah). In practice it would be no different from the Nazi program. The "liberation of the homelands" is remeniscent of the Drang noch Osten, just another way to say ethnic cleansing or genocide. The "liberation of the human being" is the straight totalitarian program, using shariah as a framework for the appartus of oppression. Great use of euphemisms, perhaps we need a 1984 for the Muslim world. By the way if you haven't seem Osama yet, rent it. How in the world could the Academy ignore this movie for best foreign film? Posted at 01:03 PM THE VISION THING [Andrew Stuttaford] The EU - still snubbing the Ukraine, it seems. Posted at 12:53 PM OK, THAT'S IT. [Andrew Stuttaford] "Oliver Letwin, the shadow chancellor, is backing plans for pacifist taxpayers to be allowed not to contribute to the Government's defence spending." I despair. Posted at 12:52 PM "DYBBUK" [Jonah Goldberg] The majority of the email responding to the G-File thanks me for (re-)introducing the work "dybbuk" into the national conversation. For what it's worth. Posted at 12:51 PM KINGPIN [Jonah Goldberg] He's right. I did miss this one. From a reader: I know you are getting flooded with Kingpin lines about now, but here is one you may have missed because you really have to listen to catch it. After Bill Murray wins the final tournament he is swallowed up by the crowd. In the midst of this he says: Posted at 12:48 PM WOLCOTT [Jonah Goldberg] Has his panties in a bunch that the media reported the elections were a success. He doesn't say they weren't, he just doesn't like that the media said they were. He quotes Robert Fisk, of course. Posted at 12:38 PM KINGPIN [Jonah Goldberg ] I can't say I'm an enormous fan of Kingpin, though I do like it. Bill Murray steals the show and he has one my favorite lines from his entire oeuvre. He orders his standard tanqueray and tab and then says to the waitress, "Keep 'em coming sweets, I've got a long drive." You can hear it here, though the grandeur of the scene doesn't translate well. Posted at 12:30 PM ONE OF THE SUICIDE BOMBERS IN IRAQ SUNDAY [K. J. Lopez] was a disabled child?! This is the face of the enemy there: people who use a handicapped kid to kill. Posted at 12:22 PM CHILD CUSTODY PROTECTION ACT [K. J. Lopez] likely to pass, AP reports; it would prevent adults from taking girls over state lines for abortions. ACLU already readying legal challenges. Posted at 12:19 PM NAME CHANGES [Jonah Goldberg] I was going to join in the obvious fun Kathryn's having by posting as JJ Goldberg -- my middle initial is Jacob. But there's another writer by that name and it didn't seem worth muddying the waters. Also, for a long time I went by Jonah J.S. Goldberg because my original family name was Stavaskavski, but American immigration officials forced my great-great grandfather (I think I have the right number of greats in there) to change it to Goldberg --or so family lore has it. My brother and I thought it was the right thing to do to restore the family name and stick it the Leviathan State for changing the name in the first place. Unfortunately too many of our legal documents were already set. So the Leviathan won, again. Anyway, I could go by J. Jake Goldberg (a very loose homage to J. Jonah Jameson). Or, as I did in prison, Jonah "Boom Boom" Goldberg. But I think I'll stick with the way I've always done it. Posted at 12:14 PM PENSIONS AND PACIFIERS [K. J. Lopez ] I’m a few days late reading this one, Ellen Goodman congratulating the world’s oldest mother, lauding her as a feminist role model. Maybe a warning about liberal feminism. Posted at 12:11 PM SPEAKING GIG: CHANGE OF PLANS [Jonah Goldberg] I'm now scheduled to speak at American University at 7:30 Wednesday night. When I agreed to do this it hadn't even dawned on me that this would be a pre-SOTU talk. Anyway, as I understand it all are still welcome and they will have a big screen TV for SOTU watching afterwards. Posted at 12:08 PM SIDESHOW BOB [Stefan Sharkansky ] Fans of The Simpsons character "Sideshow Bob Terwilliger" might be amused to learn that Washington State also has a Bob Terwilliger. He is the County Auditor and top election official in Snohomish County. The Simpsons' Terwilliger is a career criminal who in one episode ran for mayor and ended up being convicted of election fraud. The Snohomish Terwilliger has played his own dubious role in the Washington election debacle. The Democrat Auditor's office has never been able to deliver a correct list of voters who voted in the November election, his canvassers counted 282 more absentee/provisional ballots than voters (Gregoire led in Snohomish absentee/provisionals), and he helped initiate an unsuccessful attempt to get all of the state's other county auditors to sign a public letter of support for King County Elections Director Dean Logan. Posted at 11:59 AM RE: SOTU [K. J. Lopez] An e-mail: During the State of the Union address, I'd like to see GOP members of congress don those big foam hands seen at sporting events, all with the upraised finger dyed purple. I'd suggest the same for Senators Kennedy, Kerry and Boxer and their ilk, but imagine they'll be sitting on their hands during the entire address. Posted at 11:53 AM “I COULDA BEEN A CONTENDA … [Jack Fowler] But I ain’t becaws I went to dis collij where dey filt my head wit liberal stuff.” That’s been the fate of too many kids who’ve headed off for four years of higher learning (courtesy of mom and dad dropping over $150K for the privilege!) only to graduate with a bad bad case of leftus ideologicus. Now, for only $10 you can inoculate one high school’s worth of kids from meeting this dreaded virus: you send NR a sawbuck and in turn we’ll send a high school (your choice if you wish) a copy of the special NR edition of Choosing the Right College, The Whole Truth About America’s Top Schools. This is the premier guide to 125 leading colleges and universities. No kid should consider college without looking at this 900-plus page info-crammed book. Help us help them – take up the NR Sawbuck Challenge, right now, right here. Hey, you’ll never spend $10 better! Posted at 11:51 AM BOWLING MOVIES ALONE [K. J. Lopez] Too many bowling movies, Derb, and you might have to do what this women's husband did: The Tony Blair's story made me smile....I told my husband when we were dating that the only time men send you flowers is when they are having an affair. The first time he sent me flowers I would know what he was trying to say. Posted at 11:49 AM RE: E-MAILS [K. J. Lopez] Derb: The dynamics of the inbox constantly amaze. Last week: more e-mails on my small Corner name-tag adjustment and Cheney's parka than anything else. Today (save for, mercifully, Iraq): Tony Blair and flowers. Though once a Hillary post goes up...she's always a lightening rod. Posted at 11:48 AM RE: BOWLING MOVIES [John Derbyshire] OK, OK, now I am getting flooded with emails about the movie Kingpin. "John--How is The Big Lebowski the only bowling themed movie you've ever seen? Have you honestly not seen the comedic opus that is Kingpin? If not, I highly reccomend that you pick it up. Of course, it's not so much nuance and subtlety as it is fart and boob jokes, but how can you go wrong with Bill Murray and Randy Quaid? "Pick it up, man. Don't let the kids watch it, though. Or, for that matter, the wife (I expect that getting ANY woman to watch two movies about bowling is a feat that no man can accomplish without divorce)." Bill Murray! Fart and boob jokes! Hey, Jonah, wanna come over for this one? Popcorn's on me. Posted at 11:47 AM STATE OF THE UNION [K. J. Lopez ] Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid deliver pre-buttals. Posted at 11:42 AM EXPECTED VALUE [John Derbyshire] To those people writing in snarkily that on the precise definition of the statistical term "expected value," Posner is correct, I say (1) Posner does not use the term "expected value." (2) His book is plainly addressed to laymen, few of whom could be expected to be acquainted with statistical terms of art. (3) Feugh! I do not believe, in fact, that Posner himself is so acquainted. On the evidence of that sentence, and some other remarks in the book, and long experience of trying to explain this sort of stuff to well-educated but un-mathematical people, it seems highly probable to me that Posner believes that if the probability of something happening on a trial is one in a thousand, and if you conduct a thousand trials, you could "expect" -- in the colloquial, not the statistically-precise sense -- that the thing will happen once. Which is not so. Your rational expectation would be that it would happen either once, or not at all, with about equal probability, though you could nurse some modest minor expectation that it would happen twice or more. Posted at 11:39 AM GITMO [K. J. Lopez] AP: A federal judge ruled Monday that foreign terror suspects held in Cuba can challenge their confinement in U.S. courts and she criticized the Bush administration for holding hundreds of people without legal rights. Posted at 11:34 AM TBL [Rich Lowry ] Derb, yes, you should watch it again. It's a work of minor genius... Posted at 11:32 AM INTERESTING POINT [Rich Lowry ] E-mail: “Rich: What’s amazing to me about the relatively low level of attacks is that Al Qaeda was less successful in influencing the election in its home territory than it was in Spain. That alone had got to say something about the effectiveness of the Iraqi security forces.” Posted at 11:31 AM RUTHLESS PEOPLE [Ramesh Ponnuru] Fred Barnes has an editorial in the Standard arguing that Democrats have adopted "brutal tactics": calling Condi Rice a liar, Iraq a disaster, and Bush's Social Security plan an attempt to "destroy" the program. Barnes thinks that the Democrats are trying to replicate Newt Gingrich's success in 1993-94, but are misunderstanding the sources of that success. Here's Barnes's bottom line: "The media tolerate or even encourage Democratic rage. But the White House can't afford to. Senate Democrats have enough votes to block major Bush initiatives like Social Security reform and to reject Bush appointees, including Supreme Court nominees. They may be suicidal, but they could undermine the president's entire second term agenda. At his news conference last week, Bush reacted calmly to their vitriolic attacks, suggesting only a few Democrats are involved. Stronger countermeasures will be needed, including an unequivocal White House response to obstructionism, curbs on filibusters, and a clear delineation of what's permissible and what's out of bounds in dissent on Iraq. Too much is at stake to wait for another Democratic defeat in 2006." Mickey Kaus writes that the Democratic strategy might not be "suicidal" in terms of fundraising. I suspect that the strategy is based on genuine beliefs that have been adopted, in part, because holding them offers great psychic rewards. It allows liberals to rationalize political defeats as a matter of their superior virtue, and to rationalize viciousness as fighting fire with fire. Many liberals reacted to the 2002 and 2004 elections by concluding, with very little evidence, that they would have won if only they had been louder. But I don't think Barnes's remedies will work. How exactly is the White House to delineate "what's permissible and what's out of bounds in dissent on Iraq"? Should the White House press secretary declare that people should watch what they say? Any attempt to restore or create a political norm will be treated as a crackdown on free speech. It will reinforce the Democrats' sense of their own persecuted virtue. Posted at 11:31 AM "LIKE MOSES LEADING HER PARTY TO THE PROMISED LAND, HILLARY IS TREADING A PATH TO RED-STATE AMERICA." [K. J. Lopez] Eleanor Clift stakes her Dem hopes on my junior senator (I know that shocks you): "Hillary thinks the path back to power lies in reclaiming the third-way centrism her husband championed." More: Bush faces a steeper challenge on Social Security reform than Clinton did on health care. Both parties understand the power of the issue to transform the electorate in the ’06 congressional elections. Polling data by Democracy Corps and others show overwhelming opposition to Bush’s plan among seniors, along with a high degree of skepticism that Republicans can be trusted to do the right thing on a social program their party historically opposed. Given those attitudes, Democrats are united for now in opposing Bush’s plan, but that won’t be enough to revive the party. A fighting spirit is fine, but ultimately the Democrats have to figure out how to make progressivism palatable again to the American people. Republicans have a 28-point advantage over Democrats in “knowing what they stand for.” By reaching out to the other side on a difficult issue like abortion, Hillary has begun the necessary task of defining a new politics that will be difficult for the Republicans to ridicule. Posted at 11:29 AM POP CULTURE VS. THOUGHT [John Derbyshire] Jonah: "A lifetime of email" because I scoffed at Intelligent Design? You of all people should know that so far as reader reaction goes, pop culture trumps any issue of religious, scientific, or philosophical moment. My e-mail is currently running in the following proportions by topic: The Big Lebowski----------70 Intelligent Design--------20 Everything else-----------10 A common theme in the Big Lebowski posts is that I really ought to watch the movie through AGAIN to savor its full richness & subtlety. I did suggest it, but Rosie threatened divorce, and I can't cook. Incidentally, TBL is the only movie I have ever seen on a bowling theme. (Jeff Bridges' best line: "This isn't 'Nam. This is bowling. There are RULES.") Does anyone know of another. I once wrote a novel (comprehensively unpublished) that started in a bowling alley. The novel's first sentence, in fact, was thus: "When he rolled a really good ball Vinnie generally knew it right away, the instant it left his hand." Posted at 11:21 AM ACCOUNTABILITY [Stanley Kurtz] The president was on television announcing the formal entry of Education Secretary Margaret Spellings into his Cabinet a few minutes ago. The theme of the president’s remarks was educational accountability. Alright, let me expand on my earlier suggestions for a new system of accountability in federal aid to programs of area studies. Why not offer students receiving aid under Title VI a formal chance to commit to government service after graduation. Maybe give them a financial bonus for making the commitment. We already do that for many other sorts of government aid. Then make the number of students actually signing up for government service one criterion by which programs getting federal funding are judged. That’s accountability. If readers have any other ideas on how to make programs of area studies accountable, let me know. Better yet, send your ideas to the Department of Education or Congress. I’m going to make a point of sending in this suggestion myself. Posted at 11:19 AM IN A BAD HUMOR [John Derbyshire] This is one of those reader e-mails the humble blogger just has to accept phlegmatically. No use getting choleric about it. "Mr. Derbyshire---Re [quoting me]: 'Well, I should certainly hope so! I hope they will also keep out of their pages proponents of the Flat Earth theory, the Hollow Earth theory, the phlogiston theory of combustion, the theory of the Four Body Humours, and the tooth fairy theory.' "This from the man who once wrote: 'It is therefore from beneath the dark sign of Saturn, and with the taste of black bile on my tongue, that I offer George W. Bush a wan, pale, shadowed-eyed, melancholic welcome to the office of the Chief Magistracy, and a limp, cold, feeble handshake.' ? "For shame, Mr. Derbyshire." Posted at 11:18 AM RE: THE BRITISH PLANE THAT WENT DOWN IN IRAQ YESTERDAY [K. J. Lopez] Ansar al Islam has been claiming credit and Al Jazeera is reportedly now showing a video claiming to be a missile hitting the plane. Posted at 11:16 AM MONOPHYSITES VS. NESTORIANS [John Derbyshire] Could someone please clear up a nagging point for me? Are Stuart Smalley and Al Franken two people? Or just one? Or what? Posted at 11:14 AM RE: JUAN COLE [Michael Ledeen] When he says: " (the Iraqi election) is not a model for anything, and would not willingly be imitated by anyone else in the region. The 1997 elections in Iran were much more democratic..." he has really disqualified himself from being taken seriously. The 2005 Iraqi elections were wide open. Anyone could form a party and run. The 1997 elections in Iran were a sham. The government decided who could run. The guy who "won," Khatami, was "cleared" by the mullahs after they had purged more than three hundred other candidates. And this is the president-elect of the Middle East Studies Association! Pfui. Posted at 11:02 AM "INVESTING IN ALTERNATIVES" [Ramesh Ponnuru] is the title of an article I've got on the Democrats' Social Security plans for TechCentralStation. It turns out that Arnold Kling has been thinking along somewhat similar lines, which is reassuring. Posted at 10:51 AM MAUREEN RICH, FRANK DOWD [K. J. Lopez ] Roger Kimball asks a good question. Posted at 10:47 AM DEMOCRACY ENTHUSIASM [Jonah Goldberg ] Tapped isn't even underwhelmed, never mind whelmed. It's silent. Posted at 10:42 AM "HE DIED FOR FREEDOM" [K. J. Lopez] Yesterday was an important day for the families of Americans who have died in Iraq, too. Posted at 10:35 AM NO SMALL-D DEMOCRATS [K. J. Lopez] If you visit the DNC's website this morning, you'll find there's nothing there on the important step for democracy in Iraq this weekend. Posted at 10:31 AM WHERE'S NOW PRAISING IRAQI WOMEN? [K. J. Lopez] From the NYTimes: Every soldier on election duty heard intelligence warnings that insurgents would try to slip bomb-laden suicide vests into polling places beneath the long gowns of an Iraqi woman or of a man in woman's clothing. That presented a particular difficulty in a society where it is not acceptable for a man to search a woman, and there were hardly enough women in the Iraqi Interior Ministry to spend a day at every polling site conducting body searches. Posted at 10:05 AM THE IRAQI "RESISTANCE" [Jonah Goldberg] The last two American presidential elections should have taught us not to take too much for granted when it comes to election returns. It may in fact turn out that the election results are more modest than we think them to be now. If so, I doubt it would change the overall moral of this story, but you can be sure there are lots and lots of people looking for bad news to undermine the elections' success and legitimacy. If that happens, Bush and those supporting democracy in Iraq should be very clear that we side with the voters. What I mean by this is more than we should be pro-democracy or that we should applaud those who voted. As I argued into today's column, it's important that we make those who voted the only legitimate voice of the Iraqi people. Consider, for example, the French resistance. There certainly was a French resistance. But it was hardly comprised of every able-bodied man and woman in France. De Gaulle did not command massive armies of "Free French" either. But the French --with the help of the allies -- were able to make the resistance the sole legitimate voice of the "real" France -- eventually (one could argue that Petain's Vichy government had more success on this score during the war). This was not a majoritarian argument, it was an aspirational argument. Or consider what the liberal babyboomers have done with the 1960s. They've managed to claim that hippies, anti-war protestors and Woodstock attendees represented the "real sprirt" of that decade. This is a bunch of nonsense, of course. But their success in pulling-off this marketing is instructive. For America's sake and for the sake of democracy in Iraq and the Middle East, we have to be very careful and committed to making these brave Iraqis the voice of the real Iraq. Posted at 10:05 AM THE FINGER [K. J. Lopez] There's lots over on the homepage on Iraq, plus Bill Thomas, whether women are funnier than men, and more (and scroll down, here). Also: we have an editorial up on the elections yesterday. Posted at 09:16 AM ONE MORE LOG ON THE FIRE [Jonah Goldberg ] G-File on the Iraq elections is up. Posted at 09:16 AM LATEST ISSUE OF NR [Jonah Goldberg] has a very useful piece by Ramesh on the Bush inaugural which gets the balance just right, I think. Also Derb's piece on intelligent design will surely earn him email for the rest of his natural life. [Subscribe here.] Posted at 09:10 AM RUSH'S WARNING TO THE PRESIDENT [K. J. Lopez] John Fund has more on Rush Limbaugh's comments on spending and immigration (Mark Krikorian mentioned the latter yesterday here). Posted at 09:10 AM DEM NERVOUS ABOUT DEAN (YOU WOULD BE TOO!) [K. J. Lopez] Ron Brownstein: The behind-the-scenes anxiety about Dean probably equals the public support he has generated. But even some of his opponents grudgingly concede that the former Vermont governor is likely to win the four-year term unless key players in the party unify behind one of the alternatives. Posted at 08:54 AM RE: JUAN COLE [Stanley Kurtz] In the wake of the Iraq elections, quite a few folks are criticizing that famously ferocious pessimist, Juan Cole (including Jonah, below). Yet members of the Middle East Studies Association (MESA) see Cole as the embodiment of their world-view. That’s why Cole is now MESA’s president-elect. One more thing. Did you know that you are subsidizing the work of Cole and his academic minions to the tune of millions of dollars every year? Why are you (the taxpayer) doing this? You are doing it in hopes that Juan Cole and his followers throughout the academy will train experts in Middle Eastern languages and cultures who might be recruited to our defense and intelligence agencies. Yet MESA has done everything it can, from formal boycotts, to bans on advertising, to sabotage scholarship programs designed to bring students into national security related government service. That is the point of my little crusade to reform our special federal subsidies to Middle East Studies. We are pouring millions of dollars into the pockets of a veritable army of Juan Coles, in the vain hope that they will train students to help with the war on terror. For a cornucopia of posts on Juan Cole, see this link to Martin Kramer’s blog archive. Last year, the higher-education lobby managed to block HR 3077, the bill that would reform our subsidies to Middle East Studies, from final passage in the Senate. The bill will be reintroduced this year, perhaps in revised form. This excellent Slate piece by Lee Smith contains an interview with congressman Pete Hoekstra, the key sponsor of HR 3077. Hoekstra is clearly looking for ways to tighten the legislation. Here’s my suggestion. Focus on accountability, the favorite theme of new Secretary of Education Margaret Spellings. Find a way to measure the extent to which our subsidized area studies programs actually send students into government service and reward those programs accordingly. Juan Cole and his friends are entitled to their free speech. But they are not entitled to a government handout, especially when they do everything in their power to defeat the purpose for which the money is being spent. Posted at 08:52 AM TWO-FOR-ONE THREE-FOR-ALL [Jack Fowler] The orders flooding in! And why not – it’s such a great offer: you get two of our acclaimed kids books--Volume Two of The National Review Treasury of Classic Children’s Literature (over 37 tales and fables from Twain, Kipling, Alcott, London, Burnett, and so many more) and The National Review Treasury of Classic Bedtime Stories (the beautiful collection of Thornton Burgess woodland adventures that is perfect for beginning readers)--for just $29.95. And we’ll also make that three-for-one: in addition to the two “Treasury” classics we’ll also send you a FREE copy of L. Frank Baum’s revered Queen Zixi of Ix. This is a great opportunity, and a limited-time offer, so act now. Order your copies here. Posted at 08:44 AM RE: THE CARTER CENTER / THE TERRORISTS' ONLY VICTORY [Michael Graham] George Jonas in Canada’s National Post today: “The terrorists' only undisputed success has been to scare away the UN's international observers, along with such NGOs as the Jimmy Carter Centre of Election Monitors. They sit at a safe distance in Jordan, wringing their hands about the lack of security, using their own cold feet to raise doubts about the validity of a process they lack the guts to verify.” Posted at 08:36 AM WHO SAID "GENOCIDE"? [K. J. Lopez] Not the United Nations: A keenly awaited U.N. investigation into human rights abuse in Sudan's Darfur region does not describe violence against villagers there as "genocide," said Sudanese Foreign Minister Mustafa Osman Ismail. Posted at 08:30 AM YOU DON’T SEND ME FLOWERS [K. J. Lopez ] Speaking of Tony Blair....Gentleman of The Corner, I wouldn’t advise taking his Valentine’s Day advice: However, the most dramatic revelation was his reply to Sarpong's question whether he still sends his wife flowers, prompting his interviewer to shriek in disbelief.True enough, but you might want to play it safe... Posted at 08:28 AM TONY BLAIR CONFUSED WITH BILL GATES [K. J. Lopez] An odd story. Posted at 08:27 AM JUAN COLE IS VEXED [Jonah Goldberg ] Here's his opener: I'm just appalled by the cheerleading tone of US news coverage of the so-called elections in Iraq on Sunday. I said on television last week that this event is a "political earthquake" and "a historical first step" for Iraq. It is an event of the utmost importance, for Iraq, the Middle East, and the world. All the boosterism has a kernel of truth to it, of course. Iraqis hadn't been able to choose their leaders at all in recent decades, even by some strange process where they chose unknown leaders. But this process is not a model for anything, and would not willingly be imitated by anyone else in the region. The 1997 elections in Iran were much more democratic, as were the 2002 elections in Bahrain and Pakistan. Me: Okay, so he's "appalled" because while he said that this event is a "political earthquake," a "historical first step" and of "the utmost importance" it's just wrong, wrong, wrong for other media outlets to say the same thing? I don't get it. He then goes on to document that Bush didn't originally want this kind of election but he had to go with it because that's what Sistani wanted. Uh, okey dokey. I just think it's refreshing when anti-Bush critics accuse him of being too flexible. It's such a nice change of pace from the usual stuff about him being a rigid ideologue. He then writes, "With all the hoopla, it is easy to forget that this was an extremely troubling and flawed 'election.' Iraq is an armed camp. There were troops and security checkpoints everywhere. Vehicle traffic was banned." I don't know which rah-rah for America station he was watching, but I do recall that this was a fairly well-covered fact. It's not easy to forget. Indeed, it's impossible to forget because the underlying necessity for such security is what makes this such an uplifting story, even though Cole is beyond miserly when it comes to dispensing adjectives celebrating the heroism of the Iraqi people. His prose in the wake of this histroic event is so antiseptic you could eat off it. C'mon dude, of course this wasn't the highwater mark of democracy and human liberty we all recognized the Bahrainian elections of 2002 to have been. But it was a pretty good day. Don't let the fact that the folks you don't like are happy about it get in the way of recognizing that. Posted at 08:13 AM RE: DEATH TO "INSURGENTS" [K. J. Lopez] Newsweek got that memo too late. Posted at 08:09 AM DEATH TO “INSURGENTS” [K. J. Lopez ] Roger L. Simon: “It's time for the mainstream media to start calling the terrorists by their true names and ideological identities, such as they are.” Posted at 08:08 AM FREEDOM AND SLAVERY [Michael Ledeen] Good old Greyhawk at the Mudville Gazette notices the trend-line: greater freedom in the Middle East, greater slavery in Europe. First he finds this: Odd story from Dilnareen at Kurdistan Bloggers Union: And now for the weirdest story yet, in Holland a bunch of kurds hired a bus to take them to voting center, they all dressed in Kurdish clothes waving Kurdish flags and even packed enough dolma to feed an army. Anyway out of all ppl that could get annoyed by this, it was some islamist morrocans who came and fought with them. Honestly huh? How did that happen. And whats weird is that its morroco, in the middle east they're kinda considered too liberal, but the morrocans in europe are a totally different story. Haven't found any media coverage of this.And then he points out the incredible, disgusting demonstration against the Iraqi elections...held in Spain! Which he titles "Because Zarqawi Said So." Perfect. So I guess once Iran and Syria have been liberated from these subhuman animals, the headquarters for the Jihad will shift to Amsterdam and Madrid, huh? Posted at 08:01 AM THUNE, ON THE HORN [K. J. Lopez ] The new South Dakota explains to Republican retreatants what a blog is (!) In another presentation, Senator John Thune of South Dakota introduced senators to the meaning of "blogging," explaining the basics of self-published online political commentary and arguing that it can affect public opinion. Posted at 07:54 AM JUST WONDERING [K. J. Lopez] Where's the Carter Center on the Iraq elections? Looking on their website: Palestinian elections, elections in Mozambique. Nope. No Iraq. Posted at 07:33 AM UH... [K. J. Lopez] Jim McGreevey resigned because he is gay? AP: Codey is serving the final 14 months of former governor James E. McGreevey's term. McGreevey stepped down after declaring he was a "gay American" and had an affair.Wasn't there a little corruption thing? But maybe history has bought into his sex-card spin. Posted at 07:00 AM FIDEL BIO ON PBS TONIGHT [Tim Graham] Here's one bad sign that tonight's PBS documentary on Fidel Castro is not going to be very tough: the Washington Post review in their TV Week insert doesn't use the word "communist" (just "radical") or the word "dictator." They do let filmmaker Adriana Bosch explain that when her family emigrated, her school assigments were obedient enough to the regime that they asked her if she wanted to stay behind. The Post review also uses the dreaded euphemism "agrarian reform" to describe communist confiscation of property: "Bosch's film later notes that when Castro began the process of agrarian reform, confiscating the holdings of large landowners for use by the peasants, the first property he seized was his own family's farm. Castro's mother, the film notes, never forgave her son." Posted at 06:47 AM RE: FELDT [K. J. Lopez] "If past performance is a predictor of future behavior, his Supreme Court nominees will be anti-choice and not in favor of civil rights in general." Gotta wonder how many people read that and don't question it: Bush is against civil rights. We know what she means, of course. Posted at 06:45 AM FATUOUS FELDT [Tim Graham] Here's the top three spit-take lines in the Newsweek online interview with retiring Planned Parenthood abortionist-in-chief Gloria Feldt. 1. Newsweek asks: "So will you speak more freely now? Planned Parenthood is non-partisan." That's probably why Feldt explains later how Hillary's staff was calling her, making sure they were still the best of political friends. 2. Feldt paints Bush with a broad brush: "If past performance is a predictor of future behavior, his Supreme Court nominees will be anti-choice and not in favor of civil rights in general." That doesn't sound nonpartisan... 3. Feldt with the same old line about that "tiny" little abortion assembly line they run: "For the press, you always need to simplify things. Reproductive-rights issues always get to be about abortion. Those of us who do the work everyday know that abortion is just a tiny piece of it." Posted at 06:44 AM ONLY IN IRAQ! [K. J. Lopez ] NYPost: The man replacing the mayor of Baghdad — who was assassinated for his pro-American loyalties — says he is not worried about his ties to Washington. In fact, he'd like to erect a monument to honor President Bush in the middle of the city. "We will build a statue for Bush," said Ali Fadel, the former provincial council chairman. "He is the symbol of freedom." Posted at 06:25 AM ABORTION, CATHOLICS & DEMS [K. J. Lopez ] Tim Roemer at DNC NYC meeting yesterday (caught a few minutes on C-SPAN): I don’t agree with my Catholic Church when they say litmus-test one-issue John Kerry. He went on to implore his church to talk about the poor and immigration. Has he been listening to different bishops than I have? Actually, the abortion one-issue types are few and far between (alas). Maybe he only listens to the Chaput types (who dare to provide some kind of moral guidance)…if only others would. (See Hillary@Canisius for more the norm.) Posted at 06:25 AM SOMETIMES WELFARE REFORM IS A BAD THING [K. J. Lopez ] It is if you live in Germany and are being sent to work in a brothel. Posted at 06:16 AM NRO GETS YOUR MORNING STARTED [K. Diddy ] If for some reason you need another stimulant (other than The Corner), here you go--should tide you over until the caffeinated beer arrives. More NRO to come: In The Corner and on the homepage: From Robbins, Frum, Jonah, Nordlinger, Derb, and many more. Posted at 06:10 AM MONDAY MORNING [K. J. Lopez] If you're just joining us, scroll down for Sunday's Iraqi-election coverage (or go here and scroll up.) P.S. Forgive us, there's some John Kerry coverage there, too. Posted at 06:06 AM RE: MEDIA & IRAQI ELECTIONS [K. J. Lopez ] A more cynical take (than this): Not a MSM tipping-point, but a switch in focus -- from the bad-US to the good-victim-Iraqis, which allows the reporters to display their PC-approval of non-US people, without having to give any credit to Bush & the US. Posted at 06:04 AM TOUGH DAYS FOR SADDAM [K. J. Lopez ] Fortunately, Ramsey Clark is still looking out for him. Posted at 05:42 AM BIZARRE [K. J. Lopez] Reading this in the Saudi Arab News. Posted at 05:36 AM WHAT A BUZZ [John J. Miller] Toss out the coffee makers! Here's a new drink that I'm sure will be coming to NR's offices soon: caffeinated beer. Posted at 05:34 AM HOLDING OFF ON "SUCCESS" [K. J. Lopez] The NYTimes is not as enthused: This page has not hesitated to criticize the Bush administration over its policies in Iraq, and we continue to have grave doubts about the overall direction of American strategy there. Yet today, along with other Americans, whether supporters or critics of the war, we rejoice in a heartening advance by the Iraqi people. For now at least, the multiple political failures that marked the run-up to the voting stand eclipsed by a remarkably successful election day. Posted at 05:33 AM "A VOTE TO PERSEVERE" [K. J. Lopez] Washington Post editorial: Yesterday, however, Americans finally got a good look at who they are fighting for: millions of average people who have suffered for years under dictatorship and who now desperately want to live in a free and peaceful country. Their votes were an act of courage and faith -- and an answer to the question of whether the mission in Iraq remains a just cause. Posted at 05:28 AM AAACCCKKK: CHANGE THE NUMBER ON YOUR DIAL [K. J. Lopez] Cable news is officially off limits for the next few weeks once it's a decent hour in California today: "Pop icon Michael Jackson is just hours away from the start of his trial..." Posted at 05:13 AM QUICK, GET ME MY SMELLING SALTS! [K. J. Lopez ] Annan, Chirac, Schroeder praise the Iraqi elections. Kinda puts the likes of John Kerry to shame. Posted at 05:10 AM TONY BLAIR: [K. J. Lopez ] A democratic Iraq is not just a giant step forward for Iraq itself; it is a blow right at the heart of the global terrorism that seeks destruction not just in Iraq but in Britain and every major country in the world. Posted at 05:09 AM LOTSA GOOD NEWS FROM IRAQ [K. J. Lopez ] A round-up. Posted at 05:01 AM COMMON GROUND, BABY! [Kathryn Jean Lopez ] Here’s the DNC chair fave, Howard Dean, Saturday: “I hate the Republicans and everything they stand for…” Posted at 04:41 AM GOD BLESS... [Rick Brookhiser] ...the brave people of Iraq. Posted at 12:46 AM Sunday, January 30, 2005 "PEOPLE SHOULD VOTE ON LAWS NOT HAVE JUDICIAL DECREES DECIDE THEIR LIVES." [K. J. Lopez] Unlikely comment? This appears on the Dean for DNC Chair/Blog for America site: fred, are you okay with Rowe V Wade as it stands?[Ah, but Fred gets a pile-on after, sounds like he's the outsider...] Posted at 08:26 PM SUBMISSION [Andrew Stuttaford] More miserable news from Holland: Via the BBC: “Murdered director Theo van Gogh's controversial film Submission has been pulled from the Rotterdam Film Festival because of security fears. It was one of three of his works to be shown as part of a freedom of expression event in tribute to the late film-maker's life.” That’s terrible, but, ironically, it only emphasizes the importance of what Van Gogh was trying to say. Posted at 08:09 PM HILLARY GETS A CATHOLIC PLATFORM [K. J. Lopez ] Jesuit Canisius College will host Hillary Clinton, with the bishop of Buffalo’s reluctant, but lame, approval. Posted at 08:08 PM TROUBLE IN PARADISE? [Andrew Stuttaford] Interesting report from North Korea. Posted at 07:56 PM GLOBAL WARMING? [Andrew Stuttaford] Worried by last week’s reports on the dangers of global warming? Well, this article in the Sunday Telegraph provides a bit of balance: “While the world's leaders and pop stars were in Davos, a group of dissenting climatologists and oceanographers met at the Royal Institution in London to question the scientific orthodoxy on global warming. They were supported by the former editor of Nature, John Maddox who, though himself hardly a noted champion of scientific dissent – he declined to publish studies questioning the link between HIV and Aids – has nevertheless been moved to describe the International Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) as "monolithic and complacent". “It is not hard to see what Maddox means. While all work questioning the extent of global warming tends to be dismissed by the global warming lobby as propaganda on behalf of the oil industry, wild theoretical predictions of global warming are allowed to stand without challenge. Last week, Nature carried the results of a project called climateprediction.net, which has harnessed the spare capacity of 90,000 personal computers to run and re-run simulations of climate change. An accompanying news story in Nature was headlined "Biggest-ever climate simulation warns temperatures may rise by 11 degrees C". Inevitably, the story was widely reported in these alarmist terms. Yet when read in detail, the Nature paper told a different story. “The climate change simulations were run 2,000 times, each time with slightly different assumptions. Only the very highest estimate predicted a rise of 11C. Most simulations suggested a rise of around 3.4C, while several actually predicted a fall in global temperatures (though these were discarded by the researchers on "technical grounds"). Moreover, the simulations proposed no timescale for the predicted changes.” If the case for manmade global warming is as strong as we’re told, why the need for so much exaggeration? Posted at 07:53 PM MANCHESTER UNITED? [Andrew Stuttaford] Problems in Manchester, England at a polling station for Iraqi expats. The BBC reports that “about 200 demonstrators were chased by another group who burned their flags, while other Iraqis clashed with police.” The reason for the trouble? An Islamic group was protesting against the elections. Some Iraqis objected to being told that they shouldn't vote. “David Kahrmann, from the Iraq Election Team, said the protesters "were not even Iraqis". "The Iraqi community here were saying, 'Why are these people who are not even from Iraq protesting against these elections?'," Indeed. Posted at 07:43 PM MSM TIPPING POINT? [K. J. Lopez] Maybe a little too optimistic (see below, and scroll down), but there's something to this, from a reader in Germany: I think that, at least for some time, the election has turned the tide regarding the MSM. I'm watching CNNI right now, and I can hardly trust my ears. Anderson Cooper calls the terrorists "thugs", tells about their using a young man with Down syndrome for a suicide attack as a proof for their ruthlessness. Christiane Amanpour is full of praise for the Iraqi voters, Paula Zahn instinctively says "Terrific!" in reaction to the reports. I would not have thought all this to be possible, I expected "doom and gloom" reports all over. As far as I can follow the other US media, I really think this will at least temporarily have made a change for the better.John Kerry and co. must be feeling especially lonely. Posted at 07:33 PM SECOND THOUGHTS [K. J. Lopez ] The NYTimes just couldn’t do take a positive spin. Posted at 07:31 PM "STOP DEAN!" [K. J. Lopez] Some Dems cautiously voicing concern about the frontrunner for DNC chair. Posted at 07:27 PM HTTP://WWW.GIVETERRORTHEFINGER.COM/ [K. J. Lopez] Someone's there already. Posted at 07:25 PM WHAT JOY! WHAT FUN. IT'S TWO FOR ONE! [Jack Fowler] Now get two of our delightful, critically acclaimed kids books--Volume Two of The National Review Treasury of Classic Children’s Literature (over 37 tales and fables from Twain, Kipling, Alcott, London, Burnett, and so many more) and The National Review Treasury of Classic Bedtime Stories (the beautiful collection of Thornton Burgess woodland adventures that is perfect for beginning readers)--for just $29.95. What gives is NR’s 2 for 1 Winter Clearance sale (part of our ongoing effort to clear out the storeroom to make space for the kegs and slot machines). Wait, make that 3 for 1--for that same $29.95 we’ll also include a FREE copy of L. Frank Baum’s revered Queen Zixi of Ix. This is a great opportunity, and a limited-time offer, so act now. Order your copies here. Posted at 06:30 PM IN THE DAYS AHEAD [Cliff May] The enemies of democracy, in Iraq and beyond, today suffered a devastating defeat. We should not be surprised if, in the days ahead, the Islamic fascists, in their anger and frustration, strike out with a spate of random, mindless murders. But that’s all it will be – a violent fury signifying nothing and changing nothing. From now on, no one can say that the terrorists are “resisting” occupation. No one can say that they are winning hearts and minds. Iraqis have courageously defied the hostage takers and throat slitters to insist on their right to live free. They are revolutionaries and they are winning. Most Americans stand with them, as we stood with those who fought Communism and Nazism, the enemies of democracy in the last century. We stand with freedom fighters everywhere for altruistic reasons – and for selfish reasons, too. We understand that tyranny is an infection. It spreads. And we are not immune. As we learned on 9/11, our oceans no longer insulate us. Disappointingly, too many Europeans -- and their American friends on the Left and parts of the Right, too – either do not appreciate the difference between tyranny and freedom or are indifferent as to which prevails in the world. Posted at 05:49 PM MOVIE REVIEW [John Derbyshire] Last night's selection chez Derb was The Big Lebowski. Widely different opinions from the reviewing couch. I thought the movie had a sort of laddish charm. Rosie: "I just wasted two hours of my life." Posted at 05:18 PM IRAQ VOTE -- SOURPUSS REACTION [John Derbyshire] So, am I still the NRO sourpuss on Iraq? I'm not sure that I ever was. All I've written on Iraq -- and it hasn't been much, since there is way enough real expertise out there to make armchair blogging on the topic seem a bit futile -- has been to try to keep the focus on the interests of **us**, the American people, and away from concerns about the Iraqis, who must shift for themselves at last. And while the election proceedings have been heartening, euphoria is surely out of place. Elections don't by themselves guarantee constitutional government. I have just finished reviewing Philip Short's new biography of Pol Pot (review to appear in the NY Sun next week). The Cambodians had elections a-plenty, but they ended up with the Khmer Rouge just the same. I don't wish the Iraqis any ill, though, and I am glad their election went well. Now, let's concentrate our thoughts on getting the heck out of there. Posted at 05:17 PM 1925 AND NOW [Jim Robbins] In the less well organized 1925 election in Iraq, out of 3 million people, 10 million voted. The turnout was 300% because the sheiks wanted to create the illusion of larger tribes than they actually had. This led to the first accurate nationwide census. Posted at 05:15 PM RE: LATIMES; INSULT TO INJURY [K. J. Lopez] That piece is very oddly placed on the website, here. Posted at 05:06 PM QUESTION OF THE DAY [Tim Graham] Will the network pollsters wait a few weeks before asking the American people again if our blood, sweat, and tears were "worth it" for democracy in Iraq? Posted at 04:59 PM HUH? [K. J. Lopez] Also from the Democratic Leadership Council, NewDonkey writes (yesterday): "The Bush administration, dating back to its negligent preparations for winning the war and the peace, has done little to make this day the triumph of democracy it has so often predicted." Sorry, but weren't the Bush administration's policies--however, obviously, imperfect--instrumental to getting Iraq to a real election day? Iraqis seem to realize America (and our allies) deserve some gratitude. We, in turn, hail their bravery. But the American Left, just doesn't seem to remember Saddam. Posted at 04:55 PM RIPPLES [K. J. Lopez] From the Reform Party of Syria: Sitting in a hotel lobby in Sofia, Bulgaria Dr. Khaled Hakki sips slowly his coffee. Posted at 04:42 PM RE: SHOW YOUR SOLIDARITY! [K. J. Lopez] I recommend readers do so after preparing dinner. Posted at 04:37 PM KOJO ANNAN [K. J. Lopez] makes a confession? Posted at 04:35 PM SHOW YOUR SOLIDARITY! [Cliff May] Charlie Wolf, the great London-based radio talk show host, just emailed me with what sounds like a fine idea (that seems to be making the rounds): Americans this week should stain one finger with ink to show their support for the brave, pro-democracy Iraqis who stood up to the murderers, ignored the threats and defied death, to determine their own future. Whaddya say Cornerites? Wouldn’t you like to give Robert Fisk and Michael Moore the finger? Posted at 04:32 PM GIVE DEMOCRACY A CHANCE [K. J. Lopez] It takes him a while to get there, but Marshall Wittmann goes where some of the Left we've seen today won't: the Moose contends that the democratic left should hope for a positive outcome in tomorrow's vote. Millions of brave Iraqis will risk their lives to vote. We must honor the democratic aspirations of Iraqis and the selfless courage of our troops despite our profound differences with the Bushies. Fascism and terrorism must not succeed in Iraq.Update: He's got more pro-democracy stuff here. Posted at 04:31 PM "TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF THEIR PATRIOTISM AND SERVICE" [K. J. Lopez] Californians were greeted this morning with a LATimes Mag story titled "Who's Dying in Our War?" Timing a complete coincidence I'm sure. Posted at 04:18 PM THE SILENT MAJORITY SPEAKS [K. J. Lopez] Passed along, from a Kurd in Iraq: The Election Day just ended. The first real multiparty election in the history of Iraq just closed. I had to vote in Duhok where I am registered for the food ration since nearly 13 years ago. In Duhok (vast majority Kurds) the process was very smooth with a huge participation, very safe and secure environment and well organized. Posted at 04:14 PM KERRY ON MTP [K. J. Lopez] Here's the transcript, fyi. Posted at 03:56 PM MILDLY STIMULATING KHAT LEAVES [K. J. Lopez] Still working on the weekly alcohol-allowance request. Posted at 03:52 PM WOMEN IN IRAQ [K. J. Lopez] Lots of images like this one. It's a nice contrast with this. Posted at 03:48 PM EVEN IRAN [K. J. Lopez] Iran's news wire is reporting the Iraqi elections a success, too. John Kerry's really in a minority. Posted at 03:40 PM IRAQ & TET [Jonah Goldberg] Nice email: Just thought you might appreciate this reminder that today is also the anniversary of the Tet Offensive. Cronkite's gone, Dan's on his way out, and we have you, Fox, and the rest of the blogosphere to tell this story straight today. Thanks for all you do. If you guys weren't there we'd be fighting Vietnam at home and losing all over again. Posted at 03:30 PM THAT REMINDS ME... [Jonah Goldberg] Kathryn -- When are Cornerites going to be issued a new batch of mildly stimulating khat leaves? Posted at 03:26 PM "ARABS MESMERIZED": "ANYTHING BUT INDIFFERENT" [K. J. Lopez] RIYADH, Saudi Arabia (AP) — A young man smoking cigarettes and drinking coffee in a Saudi cafe worries that Iraq's elections could lead to civil war. On the banks of the Nile, a student strolling with his girlfriend dismisses the polls as a sham meant to place a pro-American government in Iraq. Yemenis, chewing their mildly stimulating khat leaves, express hope the United States will pressure other tyrannical regimes to change. Posted at 03:18 PM DEMOCRATIC UNDERGROUND [Jonah Goldberg] Some folks there are sticking up for the "resistance." Update: Woops, Kathryn beat me to it. Sorry. Posted at 03:17 PM AEIFEST [Michael Ledeen] Isn't Michael Novak just the best? Posted at 03:15 PM OOPS FROM CNN [K. J. Lopez] A close watcher catches a CNN blooper: At 8 am, Jane Arraf reports a "nightmare" situation at school polling station in Baquba, Sunni area. No Iraqi election commission workers had shown up. But, at 9:15, viewers learn Arraf had just shown up at the wrong school, which was not a polling site. The real polling site was actually open. At 9:30, Arraf reports that she is "now at 'another' polling site. No mea culpa/recognition of previous mistake. Her new polling station is crowded and jubilant. Posted at 03:15 PM SOME NUMBERS [K. J. Lopez ] Still relatively earlier, so take these as preliminary (coming from admin source): 14.27 million registered voters in and outside Iraq.; 5,159 polling centers; 184,000 local officials working at the 5,159 centers; Approximately 45,000 local Iraqi monitors and 199 international monitors. Total of 53,000 - 55,000 monitors; in 14 countries nearly 187,000 Iraqis voted in the first two of three days of voting for Iraqis abroad. This is 65.86% of all Iraqis who registered to vote abroad. Roughly two-thirds of Iraqis in the US who registered voted in the first two days of OCV voting. Posted at 03:07 PM IRAQIS PROTECTING IRAQIS [K. J. Lopez ] Pentagon officials have been talking up the performance of Iraqi security in securing the polling places today. These types are also passing along: one governor (Wasit) asked local tribal sheikhs to augment local security forces by providing 20 armed men to guard each election location in Al-Kut. Also, in one Baghdad location, one security battalion was expected to show up for work; three did. Posted at 02:51 PM LONG LINES--FROM BUSH ADMIN. CIRCLES [K. J. Lopez] In al-Saliha, a Sunni area of Baghdad, there have been reports of as many as 1,200 people in line waiting to vote. In the Qadimiyah area of Baghdad, there are reports of a “parade” of hundreds of voters walking in enmasse. In Ohio, this would be a bad thing. Posted at 02:48 PM PRAYING FOR THE WORST [K. J. Lopez] More DU: "And as John Nichols in The Nation and Robert Fisk write, this "election" is not going to have the results Bush and his warmongering cronies want it to have." Posted at 02:43 PM 3:45 EST [K. J. Lopez] Rich will be on Fox. Posted at 02:35 PM RE: THE EQUIVALENT OF IRAQI EXIT POLLS [K. J. Lopez] That cautionary post was erroneously attributed to Jim R., was Rich Lowry. (Now fixed.) Posted at 02:34 PM GET THE HIVE BUZZING [Michael Novak] These are the days that try men's souls, if they are men and women of the left. When their own sense of what has been going on is shattered. When the vision of the hated conservatives comes to life in reality, and its birth seems to send joy through conservative ranks. At such times, the hive of the left often falls silent. Everyone seems to wait for a big bee to teach them the new buzz. Listen in the silence! The queen bee will stir. The buzz will grow soon. The secret compass of the left used to give off a clear signal, even when puzzling events suddenly clouded the sky. One had only to discern whether new events empowered a new and larger collective (the state, the UN), in which case that was the side to cheer. If the individual was weakened, if the United States was weakened, and if the collective powers were strenghthened, that was guidance enough. The fall of socialism has destroyed that guidance system. What to do? Whom to cheer? What to reject?...It takes longer these days for the hive to regain its voice and sense of direction...these days, the identity of the big bee is no longer so certain. There are many lost souls on the left. Posted at | ||||||