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Punish Putin By Cancelling the 2018 World Cup in Russia?



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Rep. Peter King suggested as much on yesterday’s Face the Nation:

“This really is a game changer. That I think is the point that our U.S. and Western allies have to make clear to Putin: that the rules of the game have now changed,” King said. “He’s violated civilized norms and I think that we have to take very severe economic sanctions and also ones that are symbolic.”

He suggested the U.S. and Western allies should consider calling for the cancelation of the 2018 World Cup in Russia and denying landing rights to Aeroflot, the biggest airline in Russia.

Good luck with that. We can’t get the prime minister of the Netherlands to suggest Russia was involved, yet we’re going to mobilize support to cancel the World Cup? And announcing a boycott won’t work because who knows if the United State will even qualify for the 2018 event?

The only way this might work, however, is if the countries were to go after FIFA right now and award Brazil a do-over of sorts and allow them to host the Cup again in 2018. Maybe — just maybe — there’d be enough support from South and Central American countries to get it done. 

 

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World Cup: ‘Brazilian Voodoo Priest to Curse Germany’



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AFP:

Germany will have to contend with black magic as well Brazil’s Selecao in Tuesday’s World Cup semi-final as a voodoo priest plans to curse die Mannschaft.

Brazil will be without injured superstar Neymar in Belo Horizonte, but black magic enthusiast Helio Sillman from Rio de Janeiro says his curse will hinder Joachim Loew’s team in the semi-final.

“I’ll take their top player and bind his legs so he can’t run on the pitch,” said Sillman, referring to the voodoo doll of an undisclosed German player that will be cursed in a ceremony before the game.

The rest here.

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The Vatican’s World Cup Tweet



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Hilarious:

Here’s the pic:


Argentina, however, went on to win. No new cartoon with a happy pope?

 

 

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Watch Angry Young Swiss Riot After Yesterday’s World Cup Loss



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This exclusive video after Switzerland lost a heartbreaker to Argentina comes from one Matias Tute Russo:

 

Hmmm, just like Michigan State, right???

More on yesterday’s other World Cup match here.

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Floods In Recife, Brazil Don’t Stop USA vs. Germany



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The World Cup goes on as the host city of Recife floods:

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​Even “Teddy Roosevelt” won’t be stopped:

 

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FIFA Bans Uruguay’s Luis Suarez From the World Cup



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USA Today:

Uruguay’s Luis Suarez will miss the rest of the World Cup, as well as the start of the English Premier League season, after FIFA banned him from all soccer for four months for biting an Italian player.

Suarez was banned for nine official matches, beginning with Uruguay’s round of 16 game against Colombia on Saturday. He’s also prohibited from being in the stadium when Uruguay plays.

 

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CNN Producer Injured During World Cup Protest in Sao Paulo



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And this is only the first day:

The good news is that Ms. Arvanitidis​ has left the hospital and is back at work. Here’s hoping that covering the rest of the tournament isn’t as painful.

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USA Coach Says It’s ‘Unrealistic’ to Talk about Team Winning World Cup



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Via CBS Sports:

’Unrealistic’ for US to win World Cup? Klinsmann can’t be from around here

In Jurgen Klinsmann’s defense, he’s not from around here. To his credit, he knows it. That’s why his latest mealy-mouthed commentary about the US men’s soccer team, as it enters a World Cup it apparently can’t win, was followed by the following disclaimer:

“If it is American or not,” Klinsmann said this week, “you can correct me.”

Don’t need your permission to correct you, Jurgen. See, here in America, we don’t ask or even need permission to be bold, blunt, aggressive. Another thing we don’t do: We don’t apologize for losing before the game even starts. In America we don’t, or we didn’t, say what Jurgen Klinsmann said this week about the 2014 World Cup:

“For us now talking about winning a World Cup,” he said, “it is just not realistic.”

Put that in bronze and mount it outside the US Soccer Federation office in Chicago. Florida football has “The Promise” by Tim Tebow. US soccer can have “The Surrender” by Jurgen Klinsmann.

For us now talking about winning a World Cup, it is just not realistic.

There will be American fans at the World Cup in Brazil this week, enough for every one of them to paint a letter on his or her white T-shirt and spell out that memorable bit of pep-talkery from Jurgen Klinsmann:

Winning: it is just not realistic.

The rest here.

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Meet the Venomous, Dinner-Plate-Sized Spider Waiting to Greet World Cup Fans in Brazil



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Via the Wall Street Journal, I give you the wandering spider:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Brazil: the magical land of samba, soccer, Seleção…and spiders. Big, fat hairy spiders. And snakes. And flesh-eating fish.

Brazil is a wonderful place for the World Cup, the quadrennial soccer tournament that begins there on Thursday, but it could prove problematic for traveling fans who suffer from two of the most common phobias: arachnophobia and ophidiophobia, which is even harder to pronounce when a viper is slithering toward you.

The Brazilian wandering spider is of particular concern. Not only is this beast the size of a dinner plate—it is also the most venomous spider in the world, Guinness says. There is an antidote for wandering spider bites, so deaths are rare. Its venom can, however, cause erections in male victims, which seems an unnecessarily cruel blow to a man’s dignity. Arachnophobes who suffer from medorthophobia are doomed.

The Brazilian wandering spider, of the Phoneutria genus, isn’t afraid of entering human dwellings and has a reputation of being aggressive. It is basically an eight-legged Oakland Raiders fan. There are eight known species of Phoneutria, all of which can be found in Brazil and some of which will be trying to mate throughout the World Cup. During this period, males are more likely to be found in dark corners looking for a partner.

Click here for more creepy-crawlies to avoid while traveling to the Cup.

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