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As Good As It Gets
The dookies and the heels.

By Geoffrey Norman, NRO sportswriter
February 3-4, 2001

 

long time ago in the South (sic), we used to argue among ourselves about which was better, South Eastern Conference football or Atlantic Coast Conference basketball.
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Folks took their positions on one side or the other of a fairly old cultural divide. There were the hard types from the hills — Scotch Irish, mostly — who believed in football. They would have believed, also, in a man’s right to make whiskey (drink a little, too), a wrathful God, and howling at the moon. Then, there were the gentlemanly, Tidewater sorts. More English, Episcopalian, and in all things refined. It was Nathan Bedford Forrest as opposed to Robert E. Lee.

Now the essence of sport is in the rivalries. This is the purest expression, the Platonic ideal, the apotheosis and all the other stuff. In SEC football, it is Alabama/Auburn. In ACC basketball, Carolina/Duke. (If you have to ask which Carolina, go back to remedial work; Fan 101 or something.) These are games that produce enough electricity to jump start every pickup from Valdosta to Martinsville.

Last Thursday night, Carolina and Duke put on a show that would have thrilled even the sort of righteous football fan who just can’t get excited by a game where the players wear short pants and you get penalized for hard hits. It was a game that lived up even to the extravagant hype of the television boys who like to throw around the phrase, “Tobacco Road,’ when they talk about the rivalry. None of the golden throats, you can be sure, have read Erskine Caldwell or are aware that the last cigarette factory in Durham (home of Duke) closed down the other day.

Tobacco Road is shorthand (except among TV types) for white trash southerners who are too lazy to
Tobacco Road is shorthand for white trash southerners who are too lazy to kill a snake.
kill a snake, meaner than a junkyard dog and randier than . . . well, never mind. None of those people go to school at the University of North Carolina or, God forbid, Duke. Which was, by the way, built on a tobacco fortune. Carolina, of course, is a state school but one that likes to think of itself as belonging to a better class than those other state schools, one that includes the University of Virginia and probably nobody else.

Duke, now, is a private school that considers itself “southern” only by accident of geography. Strolling the grounds of the Gothic campus, you are more likely to hear the accents of Westchester County and Greenwich, Connecticut than the Tidewater, the Piedmont, or the Smokeys.

But for all their pretensions, academic and social, when it comes to basketball, these schools are the real deal and when they play each other they genuinely get it on. Going into the game Thursday night, Duke was ranked #2 in the nation; Carolina was #4. The game was played at Duke in Cameron Hall, in front of 9,314 spectators. It was, to say the least, a home crowd. Maybe the 314 were Tarheels but that would be a generous estimate.

Adding to Duke’s pre-game, moral advantage was the fact that it had won the last 5 games against Carolina and 7 of the last 10. The only man on the Carolina team who had experienced a victory over Duke in their house was the coach. Duke had lost only one game this season; that to #1 Stanford.

But this is one of those rivalries where coming in favored just raises the emotional stakes. And Carolina was no pushover, having lost only two games this season and winning its last 15. The team, under first year coach Matt Doherty, was more physical and aggressive than recent Carolina squads. And, perhaps, mentally tougher as well. It would have to be against Duke, a team that lived on lightening offensive runs, as Maryland had discovered to its woe when Duke came back from 10 points down with less than a minute to play and win earlier in the week.

Carolina stretched out a 13 point lead early but, inevitably, Duke came back. It was 41-34 at halftime and you could imagine the Duke fans thinking, “Got ‘em right where we want them.”

When Duke took the lead, with 14:21 left in the 2nd half, it looked like they were right.

There were 5 more lead changes. Duke tied it, 83-83, with 9.3 seconds left in the game. There was no air left, by this time, in Cameron. People watching on television were hyperventilating.

Then, with 1.2 seconds left, Shane Battier, the leader of the Duke team, fouled Brendan Haywood, one of Carolina’s poorest free throw shooters. Even so, it was not an especially smart foul. Haywood was 20 feet from the basket. He made both shots.

Final score 85-83. Mike Krzyzewski (good Southern name) the Duke coach did not, refreshingly, blame it all on the officials. Coach K is one of those rare coaches who knows how to lose even though he doesn’t have much practice at it. That it was Battier who committed the foul that cost Duke the game was especially poignant. Duke basketball routinely produces citizen-athletes worthy of Athens in the time of Pericles and this season Battier fills the role. He is a Christian, an outstanding student majoring in religion, a gentleman, and a leader. Of the foul, Battier said, “I was just trying to make a play on the ball like a defensive back would. I got called for pass interference, I guess.”

Interesting that he should resort to a football metaphor.

After the game, the Duke fans went home depressed while 8 miles away in Chapel Hill, they danced around bonfires but did not burn the campus down. This was unlike the behavior of the Maryland fans who, after Duke’s remarkable comeback, threw things the Duke fans. Even the president of the university called his students’ behavior “brutish and violent.” Sort of like the Clinton/Gore kids on their way out of the Executive Office Building and White House.

Fans of Carolina and Duke acted with more dignity; perhaps because they have been there before and know they will be there again. This was the 207th game between the two schools. In 107 of those games, at least one team was ranked. In 51, both were ranked. In 9, both were in the top 5.

They do it again on Saturday afternoon, March 4 and it can’t come soon enough.

 
 

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