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Shoot Hoops with President Obama!


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Here’s the latest fundraising gimmick from the most powerful man in the world:

Greg –

I’m so jealous of you that I can barely write the rest of this email.

Imagine shooting hoops with Carmelo Anthony, Patrick Ewing, Sheryl Swoopes, Kyrie Irving, and Alonzo Mourning. Oh, and President Obama and Michael Jordan will be there, too.

Now stop dreaming and make it happen. You and a guest of your choice could join President Obama and some of the greatest basketball stars for a special night at the Obama Classic.

Pitch in $12 or whatever you can, and you’ll be automatically entered for a chance to win.


Hit the court with Patrick Ewing and Melo? Trade stories with the President? This is the kind of stuff your kids will tell their kids, and no one will believe it until you show them a photo.

Don’t worry if suiting up with hoops stars isn’t your thing.

I know you’ve got a kid or a friend who would love nothing more than to play with their heroes while you cheer them on from a courtside seat.

If you’ve been waiting for the right moment to chip in and support the President, it’s time to get off the bench.

Donate $12 to automatically get your name in the hat:

https://donate.barackobama.com/Obama-Classic


Even though I’m jealous, I hope you win.

Marlon

Marlon Marshall
Deputy National Field Director
Obama for America

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Chevrolet Signs Deal with Rivals Manchester United and Liverpool


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Back in May, Chevrolet’s parent company, GM, signed a five-year sponsorship deal with Manchester United to be their new seat sponsor, replacing Audi, in the hope of making Chevrolet a global brand. Chevrolet has announced it will replace insurance giant Aon as the club’s shirt sponsor for seven years beginning in the 2014–15 season, becoming only the fifth shirt sponsor in the club’s history. The deal is worth £200 million ($314,000,000) and will ensure the automaker’s exposure to the club’s putative 659 million fans worldwide.

The deal comes just days after Chevrolet signed a four-year deal with Manchester’s historical rival Liverpool Football Club to be Liverpool’s official automotive partner. Chevrolet will be displayed in Anfield, Liverpool F.C.’s home ground; and in their publications and on their website.

Again, I don’t think the likes of Wayne Rooney, Steven Gerrard and others will be buying the Volt anytime soon. But Chevrolet certainly comes out the winner in the constant and bitter rivalry between these two historic English teams.

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Lleyton Hewitt’s Indian Summer


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Lleyton Hewitt has just arrived for a press conference after his semifinal win against American Rajeev Ram in the Campbell’s Hall of Fame Tennis Championship. It’s a sunny Saturday afternoon in Newport, Rhode Island. An adorable-looking girl grabs the chair next to me: six-year-old Mia Hewitt, Lleyton’s first child and a blond princess. She stares at me with a quizzical look, having noticed my yellow t-shirt with her daddy’s logo on it. She can probably guess the extent of my admiration for him.

Hewitt’s fans are easy to spot. We are a passionate and loyal bunch — and quite loud sometimes. In that, we resemble Hewitt somewhat, who has always worn his heart on his sleeve.

We are also numerous, coming from everywhere, not just Australia. I became a tennis fan while growing up in Brazil and started paying attention to Hewitt more than a decade ago, when I noticed how he would always beat Gustavo “Guga” Kuerten (Hall of Fame, class of 2012), then at the top of his game. As one reporter from Italy noted, sometimes it was hard to believe that Hewitt wasn’t playing in his native Australia, given how much support he was being showered with.

Yes, this Aussie fighter has his share of American fans as well. It wasn’t always so. Even in his home country, opinion about Hewitt has always been divided, and there was a time in America when his detractors predominated.  In 2006, GQ magazine ranked Hewitt among the 10 most hated athletes. Many perceive him to be an ill-mannered brat, prone to rants and gloating.

Much of the ill feeling that Americans harbor for him can be traced back to the 2001 U.S. Open, the first of Hewitt’s two Grand Slam trophies. Hewitt, on his way to beating Pete Sampras in straight sets in the final (two days before 9-11), met James Blake in his second-round match, where he complained loudly against two foot-fault calls by a linesman. Worse, he insinuated, at least in the view of many observers, that the linesman was motivated by racial bias to help Blake, Blake and the linesman both being black.

Hewitt went on to win the title to a chorus of loud boos, demonstrating the fearlessness and tenacity he was already famous for. He finished the year as world No. 1 — the youngest ever to achieve that distinction, holding the position for 75 consecutive weeks, 80 in total.

#more#Those days are gone. After five spectacular years at the top of the game, Hewitt left the top five early in 2006, never to return again. His battles with injuries have been frequent. He’s undergone fiver surgeries in the last four years. His ranking, so lofty a decade ago, has plummeted. At the start of the week in Newport, it was 233rd.

In the end, though, Hewitt’s failures serve to underscore his main virtue: his legendary never-say-die attitude. He’s had a few successes in recent years, reaching the Wimbledon quarterfinals in 2009, where he lost a five-set epic battle to Andy Roddick. And he beat Roger Federer in the 2010 Halle final to win his 28th ATP World Tour singles title and end a 15-game losing streak against his Swiss rival.

The start to his 2012 season looked unpromising. The nagging toe injury that had sidelined him since mid-September caused so much pain that he needed cortisone shots just to be able to play. A first-round loss to Victor Troicki in Sidney a week before the Australian Open fueled the speculation that this might be Hewitt’s last year on the professional circuit.

He paid no attention to all that. What came next surprised even his fans. In a stunning performance at the Australian Open, he beat Roddick and Canadian sensation Milos Raonic (2010 ATP Newcomer of the Year) to reach the fourth round and then pushed the seemingly invincible Novak Djokovic to a thrilling fourth set in a match that looked like a Grand Slam final.

It could have been a fitting swan song, the lion’s last roar, but Hewitt is still hungry. After the tournament, Hewitt opted for a surgery on his left toe, having it fused with two screws and a metal plate, in a desperate bid to prolong his career. He was sidelined for four months and then lost his next three matches before finally winning in Newport. This refusal to give up, especially at this point in his career, has earned him respect among fans who might have been put off by him earlier.

The family-man image helps a great deal. From where I was standing in Saturday’s press conference, I could also spot Mia’s younger brother Cruz while he played tennis with retired Australian player Peter Luczak in a nearby court. Will the young man follow in his daddy’s footsteps and become a tennis pro himself? He may have been fearful of the crowd back in the 2011 Australian Open, when he started crying and had to be carried away from court by Caroline Wozniacki during an all-star exhibition match, but now he is pretty comfortable inside a stadium. After Hewitt’s semifinal triumph, Cruz followed his two sisters into the court (twenty-month-old Ava Sidney in Mia’s arms) to greet their daddy, winning the whole crowd in the process.

The spectacle of Hewitt being treated by everyone as a distinguished veteran felt particularly appropriate on a weekend that saw the likes of Guga, Jennifer Capriati, and Manuel Orantes being inducted into the Tennis Hall of Fame. Many think that Hewitt will find himself in that company in due time.

Previously undefeated in grass-court finals (seven titles), Hewitt lost the deciding match to defending champion John Isner. And yet he has plenty of positives to take from Newport as he gets ready for his final shot at winning an Olympic medal in what is shaping up to be the Indian summer of his career.

Much has changed for Hewitt over the years, including how tennis fans perceive him. After so many years and all the scars, he is still the same kid with a baseball cap turned backwards, hungry as ever to win.

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Own Goal of the Season?


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It’s a bit early to tell, but Evgen Eliseev might have scored the own goal of the season. On the opening day of the Ukranian Premier League, the player slid in to stop opposing players from attacking, only to swipe the ball past his goalkeeper and into the net from 30 yards out. It helped his team, Goverla, lose 3-2 to opposition Chernomorets. According to FIFA’s rules, if it’s a deliberate back pass, the goalkeeper cannot handle the ball, so he had to attempt to head it out. At least the goalkeeper seemed to get a laugh out of the incident. 

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Re Jet Skis and Romney, the Media Is Out of Touch


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So this whole jet-ski thing isn’t going away, is it? There are those comparing Romney on a Jet Ski on Independence Day to the unforgettable pictures of John Kerry windsurfing off Nantucket. This is nonsense. Here’s why:

Jet Skis aren’t elitist. I’ve lived in New England my entire life. Go to any lake in Maine or New Hampshire this weekend and you will see lines of pickup trucks towing Jet Skis and waiting to lower them into the water. I grew up a faculty brat in a textile town in Maine during the Seventies, when all the mills were closing. Even then, it was commonplace to see all-terrain vehicles and snowmobiles outside most homes. When Jet Skis became available in the Eighties, they were added to the mix. If anything, the faculty community looked down on the snowcats and Jet Skis as “white trash” toys.

You can jet-ski anywhere there’s water. Windsurfing requires high coastal winds and some decent waves. In other words, windsurfing can only be done only on the coasts. Jet Skis are ubiquitous across even flyover America. Hmmm, could this be a metaphor?

Jet-skiing is a uniquely American pastime. You pour gas into a powerful, inefficient engine. You jump on, twist the throttle, and go. That’s it. A child can jet-ski easily. Jet-skiing requires no lessons, is purely intuitive, and can bring excitement to the most bucolic settings. What is more all-American than wanting a thrill ride on your own machine?

Romney jet-skied in a bathing suit and a T-shirt . . . wearing them just like every dad who could get to a lake, ocean, or pool on Independence Day. Kerry, in contrast, wore a skin-tight, zip-up wet suit, which virtually nobody in America wears outside of Nantucket and Martha’s Vineyard.

Romney on a Jet Ski doesn’t show him as out-of-touch. The media’s reaction to it shows that they are.

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Taiwanese Animators vs. the UFC


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Euro 2012: Congratulations to Spain


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Spain has won the Euro 2012 cup, besting Italy 4 – 0.

And I must say, it is a nice trophy. . .

. . . that will look great in Chancellor Merkel’s office when Spain eventually has to pawn it for more bailout loot.

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War on Women: USTA to Crack Down on ‘Excessive Grunting’


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CBS NY:

Ah, the sounds of summer. What would late August in Queens be without the crack of the bat at Citi Field – and the shrieks from right next door at Flushing’s USTA Billie Jean King National Tennis Center?

We may soon find out on the latter.

A plan to crack down on ultra-loud grunting in women’s tennis has been “unanimously green-lighted” by the WTA players’ council, representatives from all four majors and the International Tennis Federation, according to USA Today.

“It’s time for us to drive excessive grunting out of the game for future generations,” WTA CEO Stacey Allaster told the publication.

Umpires would use a handheld device to measure the on-court sound and rule whether it exceeds a to-be-determined acceptable level, USA Today reported.

But there’s a catch. The current generation of screamers – like Maria Sharapova and Victoria Azarenka – would get a pass. The plan also wouldn’t apply to the men’s game.

The rest here.

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The Telegraph: Why Won’t America Play Our Sports?


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Oh, it’s on.

A modest proposal: Any future aid to Europe shall be conditional on a few things. First off, football will now be known by its rightful name, “soccer.” Cricket will be full-contact and “sixes” will now be called “home runs.” And the metric system? Gone.

We’ll let you drive on the wrong side of the road — if you behave.

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A Solution to Boxing’s Non-Problems


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Over at the homepage, I write about Senators John McCain and Harry Reid’s proposal to nationalize boxing.

But even leaving aside some crucial questions — is the regulation of boxing an appropriate function of the federal government? does the federal government have functions that are more important and take priority? is it equipped to handle the task? — the senators’ proposal misses the mark. . . .

Harry Reid’s and John McCain’s hearts are in the right place. They genuinely enjoy the sport and wish it well. But good intentions often lead to bad policies, and their proposal to nationalize boxing would almost certainly do no good. McCain and Reid’s plan would not eradicate human fallibility, streamline boxing’s organizational structure, or force ESPN to air the big fights. It’s a solution to problems boxing doesn’t actually face, while the problems it does face are still waiting to be fixed.

Read the whole thing.

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Previewing the Euro 2012 Semifinals


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The semifinals for the UEFA Euro 2012 have been set. On Sunday, Italy beat England in penalty kicks after a grueling 120-minute match. Italy is set to play undefeated Germany on Thursday, at 2:30 p.m. The “Battle of Iberia,” Spain versus Portugal, is set to take place Wednesday at 2:30 p.m.

The final four teams represent the remnants of groups B and C. Both groups A and D have been eliminated from the tournament.

Germany, one of the youngest teams in the tournament, should beat Italy, after unleashing a torrential scoring force on Greece in a 4–2 win. Germany has not lost a game in competition since the FIFA World Cup semifinal loss to Spain in 2010. Since then it has won 15 consecutive matches.

Still, according to a UEFA report, some German players would have preferred the opportunity to play England.

“They suit us better,” said defender Holger Badstuber. Captain Philipp Lahm added: “I would prefer England, just because it would be great to have a classic in the semi-final.” Attacking midfielder Marco Reus offered that “[English striker Wayne] Rooney is an outstanding player, but we are the better team.”

A Germany–England game would have been spectacular. Both teams play in a more classic style and are generally more physical and aggressive. Instead, Germany will have to face Italy, known more for their finesse on the ball than for brute aggression. Germany has yet to win a competitive game against Italy.

It’s harder to handicap Spain and Portugal. Both teams play in a similar manner, focusing on possession and passing. The last time the two played each other was in June of 2010 during the FIFA World Cup. Spain won 1–0. However, in a November 2010 scrimmage, Portugal beat Spain in a shocking 4–0 win, proving that they have the skill to defeat the Spanish powerhouse. Most likely, Spain will prevail, but there is always the threat of a phenomenal game from Portugal’s star forward Cristiano Ronaldo, the tournaments leader in shots taken.

The final game of the Euro is set to take place Sunday, July 1. The champion team will receive 196 million euros ($281.55 million). Germany has played Portugal before, beating them 1–0; and Spain has played Italy, resulting in a 1–1 tie. If Spain and Germany win their semifinal matches, both teams will have reached the final game of the Euro in both 2008 and 2012. In the 2008 final, Spain beat Germany 1–0.

For the sheer sake of entertainment, I hope the final match will be between Portugal and Germany. The flair of Ronaldo and midfielder Nani for Portugal, and the strength of Germany, will set the stage for a competitive match. Portugal would be the underdog, coming up to defeat the streaking Germans.

Italy-beats-England review here.

Speculation on Spain and Portugal here.

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A Historic Spanish Treble?


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Should Spain beat Portugal in this Wednesday’s Euro 2012 semifinal, it will be one game closer to making history by becoming the first team to achieve a unique treble: the first to win consecutive European, World, and European titles. But standing in their way could be either Germany or Italy, who will settle their semifinal on Thursday. Italy qualified for the unenviable position of facing Germany with a shootout win over England in Sunday’s quarterfinal — unforgettable not because England’s old penalty-kick curse could not be shaken off but for Andrea Pirlo’s cheeky shot, so calmly taken that even the England manager Roy Hodgson could not help but praise him: “The cool, calculated way Pirlo chipped it, that is something you have or you don’t have as a player.”

Spain will look to continue their success against Portugal, whom they defeated in the Round of 16 in the 2010 World Cup. The core of Spain’s team are the Barcelona players Xavi and Andres Iniesta, both of whom are very familiar with Portugal’s talisman Cristiano Ronaldo, who plays for Real Madrid, Barcelona’s bitter rival. (Real Madrid beat Barcelona for the La Liga title this year.) Also familiar with Ronaldo are Spanish defenders Sergio Ramos, Raúl Albiol, and Álvaro Arbeloa, along with midfielder Xabi Alonso (whose two goals sent France home on Saturday). All of them play with Ronaldo at Real Madrid. But Portugal’s defenders Pepe and Fábio Coentrão both play at Real Madrid and know their opponents well. Portugal will hope that Ronaldo continues his present form at Euro 2012

If Spain does make it to the final to face Germany, it will be a thrilling repeat of the Euro 2008 final when the Spanish defeated the Germans to win their first major title since 1964. Two years later, Spain defeated Germany again in the 2010 World Cup semifinals. For his part, German coach Joachim Löw is looking for revenge, since he has yet to beat Spain. Germany’s midfielders Mesut Özil and Sami Khedira will be familiar with their Spanish counterparts, since they currently play for Real Madrid. But Germany must first dispatch Italy, whom Germany last met in the 2006 World Cup semifinal — considered to be the best game of that tournament, which Italy won before clinching the title against France, unforgettable for Zinedine Zidane’s ejection for headbutting Italy’s Marco Materazzi.

Germany has never beaten Italy at a major tournament, so history sits with Italy. But there are always upsets. Before Spain dispatched France on Saturday, it had not beaten them in a major tournament. Prior to the 2006 World Cup semifinal between Italy and Germany, the two nations met in the 1982 World Cup final in Spain, which Italy claimed. And twelve years before that, the two nations played in what is considered by many Italians to be the greatest game ever, the 1970 World Cup semifinal. Current Italy manager Cesare Prandelli recalls, “For us 14-year-old kids Italy 4–3 Germany . . . was the game.”

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A Silver Lining for England


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After 120 minutes of stalwart defending, midfield mediocrity, and a little help from the goal posts, a pair of missed penalties from the pair of Ashleys sent England crashing out of the Euro 2012. Now that the dust has settled and Rooney’s hair has been earnestly lathered and blow-dried, the media has begun to search for bright spots in the Three Lions’ utterly forgettable tournament effort. Commentators and journalists have pointed out that England successfully progressed out of the group stages (they didn’t even qualify for the tournament in 2008), young talents like Danny Welbeck and “The Ox” promise a talented future, and everyone wins when John Terry manages to go abroad without racially abusing other players or stealing a teammate’s girlfriend. While those are indeed notable accomplishments, without question the silver lining of England’s 2012 Euro run is the way they played with hart. Joe Hart, that is.

For those unfamiliar with the cruel saga of English goalkeeping, the last ten years have been an ordeal.  Since the decline of David Seaman and his disastrous gaffe in the 2002 World Cup quarter finals, the Three Lions have been starved for a pair of steady hands between the sticks. David James and Paul Robinson traded the position back and forth during the 2000s, both hell-bent on finding a more audacious way to lose the starting gig.

 

 For the 2010 world cup, England coach Fabio Capello elected to roster three keepers, the decrepit David James, the steady Robert Green, and the talented rookie, Joe Hart. Capello chose Green for England’s match against the U.S., and despite an otherwise solid performance, Green’s terrible howler doomed him to infamy as a buffoon in the eyes of millions across the world. With his confidence utterly destroyed, Green had no chance of playing again in that World Cup. Unwilling to trust the promising young Hart, Capello chose the rickety old James who clearly didn’t have enough gas left in his tank to get the job done. Just like that, England crashed out of the World Cup.

Joe Hart rose out of the ashes of ten years of inconsistent English goalkeeping. The job was his for the taking, and he seized it with both gloved hands. For the last two years, the 25-year-old bleached- blonde Hart has been England’s undisputed starter. Winning the 2010-2011 Barclays Golden Glove award, Hart firmly established his place at Manchester City, and led them to victory in the 2011-2012 season. He is almost unanimously considered one of the top ten keepers in the world, and stands to mature and gain experience with age. His howler-free performance in his first major international tournament has put the fears of many to rest, and Hart seems to have broken the curse. At the rate he’s going, Hart looks poised to win the English Captaincy in the future.

So as the footballers enjoy their short summer vacations, English fans will go back to scouring the earth for the savior of English Soccer. Without doubt, many Theo Walcotts and Jack Wilsheres will be built up and torn down by the tabloids over the next few years — but thankfully the media can concentrate its efforts on the ten other positions on the pitch, because the spot between the posts is finally covered.

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Sandusky Appeal Strategy


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The attorneys are saying they were a) not ready for trial and b) are angry at sloppy edits from the NBC interview shown to the jury:

Jerry Sandusky’s lawyers said they tried to quit at the start of jury selection in his child sex abuse trial because they weren’t given enough time to prepare, raising an argument on the trial’s speed that could become the thrust of an appeal.

And one of the jurors who convicted Sandusky of 45 child sex abuse counts said Saturday he was swayed by the “very convincing” testimony of eight accusers who said the retired Penn State assistant football coach molested them for years.

“It’s hard to judge character on the stand, because you don’t know these kids,” juror Joshua Harper told NBC’s “Today” show. “But most were very credible – I would say all.”

A day after Sandusky’s conviction, his lawyers disclosed Saturday they felt too unprepared to adequately defend him because of how quickly the case was brought to trial. Experts have said the seven months between Sandusky’s November arrest and trial was fast-paced by Pennsylvania standards.

“We told the trial court, the Superior Court and the Supreme Court we were not prepared to proceed to trial in June due to numerous issues, and we asked to withdraw from the case for those reasons,” attorney Joe Amendola told The Associated Press.

The issues included a scheduling conflict with a defense team member and the need to read a cache of documents produced by a lengthy grand jury investigation. Judge John Cleland denied their request.

The attorneys raised other issues that could be part of the future appeal, saying a mistrial was sought and denied over a repetition at trial of a brief part of a November interview Sandusky had with NBC’s Bob Costas.

The rest here.

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Game Preview: Germany vs. Greece


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For the first time since they won the European Tournament in 2004, people outside its borders have taken notice of the Greek national soccer team. Defeating Russia to advance to the quarterfinals, all eyes are on the impending Greek matchup with Germany. 

There is so much political symbolism in the air around what the BBC is dubbing the “Bailout Game,” that players will be struggling for breath on the pitch.  Reporters have gone to lengths to sell this game as representing a battle between the fractured Greek economy and the prosperous German economy, and have done so with such intensity that it’s difficult to tell if a war is being fought or a game is being played. 

Although it is indeed the latter, Greece will need the strength of 300 mighty Spartans if they hope to advance to the semi-finals.  This German team is skilled, strong, and disciplined. Taking a perfect 9 points from the group stages, Bastian Schweinsteiger  and Mesut Özil have combined together yet again to form the core of a fearsome German midfield.  Together, they have had no trouble linking up with in-form striker Mario Gomez who will look to add to his goal tally tonight. 

The defense has proven trustworthy as well, with goalkeeper Manuel Neuer inspiring confidence between the pipes.  On the other hand, Greece has not displayed anywhere near the dominance of the Germans, but has shown resilience and heart by battling through the group stages.  Cast as David to Germany’s Goliath, expect the Greeks to try and their foes on the counterattack.

And if the odds weren’t stacked against them highly enough already, the Greeks will be without their captain and leader Giorgos Karagounis, due to a suspension.  While Greece will be anchored in defense, forward Dimitris Salpingidis has the talent to catch Germany off guard, and will be looking for his moment.  While Germany looks set to march to the finals, with stout defense and a little luck, the Greeks may be able to put one in and bail themselves out of the quarters and into the semis. 

In the meantime, keep your head low, because political quips and puns will be flying through the air all game long.

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FIFA Head Sepp Blatter Finally Admits Goalline Technology A Necessity


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On Tuesday night, England managed to qualify for the next round of the current Euro 2012 competition by beating Ukraine 1-0 in Donetsk, eliminating the co-hosts from the tournament. However, Ukrainian players complained that a goal should have been awarded to their side, since the ball crossed the line before being cleared out of the net by England’s John Terry. In response, FIFA’s president, Sepp Blatter, has admitted that “goalline technology is a necessity.”

Recently, I commented on FIFA’s approach to making important decisions on goalline technology, and even though England’s Football Association is hopeful of implementing it for the 2012-2013 season, at least on a trial basis, nothing has come of it as yet. Instead, in UEFA’s Champions League competition, extra officials have been introduced, one on each goalline to inform the referee of whether or not the ball has completely crossed the line, among other hard-to-see incidents in the penalty area that the referee may miss.

However, Blatter’s presumed successor at FIFA, Michel Platini — currently head of UEFA, which is responsible for the European Cup competition — is not inclined to introduce goal-line technology. He has said that “goalline technology isn’t a problem. . . . The problem is the arrival of technology because, after, you’ll need technology for deciding handballs and then for offsides and so on. It’ll be like that forever and ever. It’ll never stop. That’s the problem I have.” In effect, Platini does not want to remove the human, organic element of the game by having to stop it for every decision — which is a reasonable enough position. But with more and more incidents like the one between England and the Ukraine, the case for goalline technology is becoming harder to ignore. (Extra officials have not proved to be 100 percent correct, since England also was spared a corner against them that should have been called in their game against Sweden.)

In the 2010 World Cup in South Africa, England suffered a similar decision against them when midfielder Frank Lampard’s goal against Germany in the second round was not given when it clearly crossed the line after hitting the crossbar and bouncing back out of the goal mouth, then was cleared by the German goalkeeper, who admitted later that he knew it crossed the line.

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Euro Cup Update


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The group stage of the 2012 Euro Cup finished yesterday with England advancing after a 1-0 victory over co-host Ukraine and France moving on despite a 2-0 loss to Sweden. Starting tomorrow, the remaining eight teams, which also includes Germany, defending champion Spain, the Czech Republic, Portugal, Italy, and Greece, will play in a single elimination bracket to decide the European Champion. Interestingly, from a non-sports perspective, the second quarterfinal game pits Germany against Greece, in what will no doubt be billed as a battle over austerity. Look for the Germans to emerge on top again. The full quarterfinal match schedule is:

  • Czech Republic vs. Portugal on Thursday, 2:45pm EST
  • Germany  vs. Greece on Friday, 2:45pm EST
  • Spain vs. France on Saturday, 2:45pm EST
  • England vs. Portugal on Sunday, 2:45pm EST

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Calcio Storico’s Beautiful Chaos


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This Sunday is June 24, which in Italy is the Festival of San Giovanni. If you are familiar with the culture in the city of Florence, the Festival of San Giovanni means one thing: the final of the annual Calcio Storico tournament.

If you have never heard about or seen the sport of Calcio Storico, I highly recommend watching clips of it that are widely available on Youtube. It’s an ancient game in Florence that was revived into an annual tournament in 1930.

The rules are simple. There arena is a big sand pit enclosed by walls. A goal runs on top of the wall on each of the endlines. If a player gets the ball into the opponents net, it is a point for his team. If, however, he shoots wildly and misses over the net, it is a half point for his opponents. Each team has 27 players and the game runs 50 minutes.

Aside from that, there are simply no rules and almost everything goes: Fighting, punching, kicking, wrestling, head-butting, and elbowing are all allowed and even encouraged. Usually the madness starts prior to the opening whistle.

In the tournament there are four teams which represent the original four quadrants of Florence. In the semifinals last week, Santa Croce (the Blues) and Santo Spirito (the Whites) advanced to this Sunday’s final.

The competition begins with fantastic pageantry which dates back to its founding in 1580 when the rules of the game were initially published. All the players, referees, and town officials dress in historical garments for the centuries-old procession into the arena.

The game then begins — in total chaos. It is a breathtaking spectacle that resembles a full scale riot more than an actual competition. By the end, few players remain standing.

If you have time, I hope you are able to check out this video from last year’s tournament between the Reds and the Whites (the first 4:10 are the parade; the start of the game follows).

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‘Super’ Mario Balotelli Does it Again


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On Monday afternoon, the Italian wonderboy “Super” Mario Balotelli made headlines for his work on the pitch, rather than his scandals off of it. (And this time it wasn’t for picking a fight with the field.) His back to the goal, with his powerful frame fending off Irish defender John O’Shea, Balotelli connected with Italian playmaker Andrea Pirlo’s inch-perfect pass, driving it over O’Shea’s shoulder and past a helpless Shay Given. 

Balotelli’s volley condemned the already defeated Irish to an early exit from the European Tournament and secured Italy’s place in the second round, but it was significant for another reason as well.

Going back to the start of his career at Lumezzane at the age of 15, Balotelli’s career has been the stuff of headlines — good and bad. On the one hand, Super Mario has consistently shown flashes of pure football brilliance: he makes lightning runs down the field, displays total mastery over the ball, and scores from seemingly anywhere he desires. On the other hand, Balotelli has starred in the tabloids, as well — with his “Why always me?” face illustrating the latest story chronicling his never-ending antics — including throwing darts at youth team members, burning down his house by setting off fireworks in his bathroom, and driving his car into a women’s prison. He receives a slap-on-the-wrist suspension or a light fine, and returns to the field to demonstrate brilliance — as well as frustrating stupidity.

Consider a few recent examples: In the English Premier League in April, after being red carded for a brutally dangerous tackle, Balotelli’s Manchester City manager Robert Mancini said, “I’m finished. We have six games left and he will not play.” But when the hour was dark and the title was slipping out of Manchester City’s grasp, on came Super Mario, providing an assist to help defeat Queens Park Rangers, win the match and the league. And just like that, he was redeemed.

Then, against Spain last week, Balotelli threw a fit on the field, pounding the ground with his fists and later receiving a yellow card for his accumulation of fouls. More troublingly, he was unable to pull the trigger on a breakaway, and had the ball stolen from behind.  He was subbed out, and continued his temper tantrum on the bench, throwing his head back, and his arms to the side, while noticeably ignoring the game. In the next match against Croatia, Balotelli started, but was subbed after a disappointing effort. Then, on Monday, he was subbed in against Ireland and notched the beauty that the analysts are buzzing about. And just like that, Balotelli is forgiven again. 

Mario Balotelli is the type of player a coach dreads. He is incredibly selfish, irresponsible, temperamental, and absurdly talented. In 165 career games played, Balotelli has scored 55 goals, but he has also received 45 yellow cards and 6 red cards, fought with teammates and ignored coaches, created countless headlines, and has firmly established himself as soccer’s anti–role model. Thanks to Balotelli, any kid who watches soccer learns the disappointing lesson that talent makes almost anything forgiveable. No matter what Balotelli does, no matter how often the police impound his Lamborghini (27 times and counting), if Super Mario keeps scoring, he will keep playing.

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Conservatism on the Field


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On Tuesday night, the U.S. men’s national soccer team maintained their Group A lead with a 1–1 tie against Guatemala in their campaign to qualify for the 2014 World Cup in Brazil. Clint Dempsey, who plays for Fulham F.C. in the English Premier League, scored the 27th goal of his international career.

Soccer — or, as the rest of the world calls it, football — has seen sporadic growth in the United States. The word soccer in fact comes from the official name of the sport, Association Football, using the “soc” from association. Yet, many Americans do not pay attention to what is without doubt the world’s most popular sport. And while soccer may seem to have been a newish sport introduced in the late 1960’s or early 1970’s, it has a longer history in the U.S. Near the end of the 19th century, there was the American League of Professional Football Clubs; then by 1912, according to David Goldblatt’s excellent history of the game, The Ball Is Round, there were two competing bodies competing to be the soccer association of the country, the American Football Association and the American Amateur Football Association. In 1921, the American Soccer League was established by St. Louis businessman Thomas Cahill. In 1930, the U.S. was good enough to make a semifinal appearance in the first World Cup, held in Uruguay. However, only a few years later, the ASL faded away. In 1950 in Brazil, the U.S. made another appearance in a World Cup and beat England in the second game of the first round.

Despite this history of early success on the international stage, soccer failed to establish itself as a sport on par with American football, baseball, and other team sports. Due to conflicts between associations, economics, depression, and war, leagues and teams collapsed, and soccer, although it did not die a full death, went to sleep for a bit. But Americans have learned to appreciate soccer, especially with the success over the past decade of the U.S. men’s national team, and cable channels like ESPN and Fox Soccer Channel, along with many U.S.-born players, like Clint Dempsey and Tim Howard playing in the English Premier League, and Michael Bradley and Jozy Altidore playing in the Italian and Dutch leagues, respectively.

Soccer has sometimes been dismissed — tongue-in-cheek or not — as an elitist European, socialist sport; however, there many elements of the game that can appeal to a conservative. The teams commence on an equal footing with eleven players about to participate in a game that is fluid and organic as nature, and unpredictable. They are bounded by an objective moral law, otherwise known as the constitution of football, which is established by the world governing body, FIFA. Think of FIFA as the federal government — yes, bloated and corrupt, but the governing body nonetheless, which, like a conservative’s approach to change, prefers to move slowly and patiently. An example of this is the call for goal-line technology. Instead of being dropped into the game without trial, it has been tested and argued about. In place of goal-line technology, which may still be introduced, two extra officials have been brought into the game, one each to stand behind each goal, to assist the referee in making decisions.

FIFA’s laws, however, do not overly regulate the game itself, for each nation and team is free, like each state in a union, to behave in its unique manner, its style of play their own individual manner, hence variety. There is no one style of football. The English style has historically been the long ball, i.e. long passes, although changes on both the club and international level have been introduced to bring about a more entertaining style. Brazil is famous for its magical footwork and trickery. Spain, whose team is built with Barcelona F.C. players at its core, has come to be known for their tiki-taka style, i.e. quick, short passes and movement. The Italians have played a style called catenaccio (the lockdown). They believe a strong defense, with sudden bursts of counterattacks, is the best strategy; in this latter style, offense does not receive as much attention as defense. And then, a team that is concentrating on attacking may switch to defense, depending on who the opponent is.

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On the field, opposing teams are free to interact with each other, as long as the interaction is harmonious. Transgressions, such as fouls, i.e. deliberate tripping, shirt pulling, certain kinds of tackles, etc., are checked by referees and their linesmen, who act as judges. These laws are the permanent truths that conservatives adhere to and that keep the game in cohesion; and to borrow from Russell Kirk: “That order is made for man, and man is made for it: human nature is a constant, and moral truths are permanent.” These laws encourage sportsmanship, without which the game stops, as laws in society encourage good and moral behavior between its citizens for the good of society.

There is the overriding concern for the good of the team. As Thomas Aquinas states in his Summa Theologiae: “Therefore the first principle of the practical reason is based on the nature of the good, i.e., ‘Good is that which all things seek.’ Hence the first precept of law is that good is to be done and pursued and evil is to be avoided.” The team, like society, must survive. This imperative leads to seemingly constant contrast and tension between the individual good versus the collective good.

The objective of each player is the success of the team, and to achieve this, he will sacrifice his selfish desire to outshine his teammates. He is bounded by the affection he has for his teammates and they have for him. However, in this mutual bond, he is not denied the ability to play at his full potential, in fact, he is expected to play and participate and contribute to the fullest potential that his ability allows him to. He employs his excellent individual skill to the good of the team, and for his self-interest, and only when he is allowed this potential can the team succeed. If this mutual affection collapses, and each player decides to perform for his selfish success, and there is no communication with his teammates, radical individualism occurs, thus breaking the team apart – the cohesion is absent and success is beyond grasp. As well, if this excellent individuality is stifled, the team will not perform and failure is certain.

Once this is understood, what follows is the actual illustration of John Adams’s idea of natural aristocracy:

By natural aristocracy, in general, may be understood those superiorities of influence in society which grow out of the constitution of human nature . . . By aristocracy, I understand all those men who can command, influence, or procure more than an average of votes; by an aristocrat, every man who can and will influence one man to vote besides himself. Few men will deny that there is a natural aristocracy of virtues and talents in every nation and in every party, in every city and village. Inequalities are a part of the natural history of man.

This principle of John Adams is seen as the forward commands the support of his teammates, since the burden is upon him to score. As well, the goalkeeper commands the loyalty of his defenders, since he is the last barrier to prevent any attempt from the opposing team to result in a goal. A good forward is certain of his teammates’ support and that they will pass the ball to him when they must, and a good goalkeeper can depend upon his defenders to halt any attack they can. Inequality of virtues and talents is thus seen as the forward is expected to be extremely talented in his control of the ball, feinting opposing defenders to get past them and to succeed in his attempts at scoring. And those in defense are expected to know how to block well and make certain that any attack is repelled. Midfielders are the most flexible, for they play a mixture of attacking and defense, orchestrating the play and controlling the game and its tempo, as well as breaking down the opposition’s attacks.

Thus, all team members are fixed in their positions but are hardly bound by their positions; the exception of this would be the goalkeeper. There is no designated hitter or quarterback, but there are players whose skills mark them out for specific tasks; for example, Wayne Rooney usually takes the penalty kicks for his club team, Manchester United. There are occasions when defenders move forward and actually score, and there have been rare moments when a goalkeeper has come out and participated in the play and even scored. Again, because of the affection each member has for his team and his concern for its good, no one attempts to assume a role he is not naturally gifted for.

In matters of economy, football is the ultimate global free marketeer’s sport. Teams and players possess the freedom to do business with each other without heavy regulation from FIFA and their nation’s football associations. Most teams these days are composed of players from various nations. For example, in Manchester United, one finds a French defender and team captain in Patrice Evra, a Spaniard in goalkeeper David de Gea, and English strikers in Rooney and Danny Wellbeck, managed by Sir Alex Ferguson, a Scottish national, with the team owned by Americans the Glazers. In Real Madrid, there are the Portuguese Cristiano Ronaldo and Pepe, German-born Turkish player Hamit Altintop, and Frenchman Karin Benzema playing alongside Spaniards Iker Casillas, Sergio Ramos and others, all managed by the Portuguese José Mourinho. These players and managers are not selected because of racial or ethnic quotas, which are not demanded by FIFA, but are bought because they are judged on their talent alone. And should they not perform, team managers are at liberty to sell them without the worry of interference from a players’ union.

With Team USA’s World Cup 2014 campaign underway, this conservative was in ultimate elation as these principles were on international display.

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