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Monday Morning Stupid: Man ‘Marries’ Dog

Via New York Daily News:
Dog is more than man’s best friend for one Australian. Joseph Guiso, a seemingly normal 20-year-old from the city Toowoomba, married Honey, his 5-year old yellow Labrador, in an elaborate wedding ceremony in a local park. Thirty or so friends and relatives attended the unusual nuptials, which included Guiso getting down on both knees to read his vows to his freakishly hairy bride. “You’re my best friend and you make every part of my day better,” Guiso lovingly said, according to the Toowoomba Chronicle. Honey, who was decked out in a white cape for the occasion, responded by licking her groom’s face, sealing the union for eternity. A self-described religious man, Guiso laughed off critics and denied his relationship with the dog he adopted five years ago goes anything beyond Platonic love. “It’s not sexual,” he insisted.

Don't worry, as we're assured the relationship is strictly "platonic." - Greg Pollowitz

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