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Sen. Rob Portman is a Zombie’s Worst Enemy

Via Yahoo! News:
In the War on Drugs, it’s Rob Portman 1, Flesh-Eating Zombies 0. Following a recent string of attacks around the country involving people who ingested the synthetic drug known as “bath salts” and then attacked victims and ate their flesh, Ohio Sen. Rob Portman introduced an amendment to a Senate FDA bill that would implement a federal ban on the substance. The bill passed the Senate 92-4 on Tuesday and is on its way to the White House, where the president is expected to sign it. . .

I think we'd all be better off if the only legislation considered by Congress were to combat fictional viral outbreaks. - Greg Pollowitz

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