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ALAS FOR SUZIE [Rod Dreher] Well, big win for the Dems tonight in Louisiana. There's no way to spin this positively for the Republicans, though I'm sure tomorrow they'll be saying how great it is that Suzie Terrell came from 27 pct of the vote in November to 49 pct today. Don't believe it; the combined GOP vote in November exceeded Landrieu's 46 pct. The pundits are saying a sugar issue, having to do with agribusiness, that Bush was on the wrong side of (from a Louisiana perspective) pulled it out for Landrieu in the final week of the campaign. We'll see. First, I want to know what the black turnout was. Anyway, the Democrats have something to crow about, and the GOP, which sent all its heavy hitters, including the president, to Louisiana for Terrell, has a big black eye. Bush should have spent more time there. Posted at 11:41 PM TERRELL IS CONCEDING [KAthryn Jean Lopez] Posted at 11:19 PM CALL OFF THE WAR! [Kathryn Jean Lopez] Saddam has apologized to Kuwait--and to God. Democratically elected, compliant to U.N. requests. What a guy. Posted at 11:18 PM IRANIANS VS. MULLAHS [Kathryn Jean Lopez] A supposed anti-American rally in Iran turns against the clergy. Posted at 11:14 PM TOUGH [Kathryn Jean Lopez] We still have the majority, so let Mary be there and contrary. Posted at 11:12 PM WELL... [KAthryn Jean Lopez] ...AP just called it for Landreiu. Posted at 11:11 PM MISSING FROM THE CORNER [Richard Brookhiser] When is Andrew going to give us his take on the death of "Bigfoot"? Posted at 10:59 PM FOR THE RECORD [Kathryn Jean Lopez] I'm not predicting, I'm just saying. Posted at 10:40 PM IT'S LOOKING BAD FOR TERRELL AT THE MOMENT... [Kathryn Jean Lopez] ...however, don't count her out yet. Too early, too close to call. Hold on. Posted at 10:37 PM MORE MODEL POLS [Andrew Stuttaford] Those crazed enough to want senatorial dolls are paying the price. A reader writes to complain that his Jeffords figurine stalked out of the house and went to live with the people across the road. Meanwhile, I am told that the 'Harry Truman's vice president' action figure had to be withdrawn as no one could remember its name. On a more serious point, please note that any Reagan dolls must be kept clear from Bob the Builder. Bob's always building walls, and the Reagan keeps wanting to tear them down. Posted at 06:40 PM CREEPY [Andrew Stuttaford] More from the EU's 'constitutional convention', this time from the BBC. I have read and re-read this report in an attempt to decide whether it is ironic. Despite its humorous tone, I have a nasty feeling that it might not be, but judge for yourself. Here is an extract: "Half-way through this week's plenary session of the Convention on the Future of Europe, I noticed that two men appeared to be employed to sit, in turns, on the stage just behind the Convention President, Valery Giscard d'Estaing.
His sole purpose, it seems, is to push the president's chair in and out when he decides to get up and stretch his legs. He does that quite often, and comes back each time with his huge ET-like dome of a head bulging with even bigger thoughts. The convention is a place for profound thinking. Nine months into its work, it is deep into the minutiae of constitution-writing. And make no mistake - the European Union's future is in the hands of some very clever men and women. Rarely a session goes by without a tribute to these "founding fathers". Perhaps some day the cliffs of the Rhine will be carved with Mount Rushmore-like statues of the three key figures - the beefy former Belgian Prime Minister, Jean-Luc Dehaene, the silver-haired, arm-waving Italian, Giuliano Amato, and "ET". " And, no, I do not think he is serious about that 'Mount Rushmore'...Via blogger Airstrip One, who is appalled. His update on Zimbabwe today is also well worth a look. Posted at 05:29 PM POOR JENNIFER [Andrew Stuttaford] 'Take Our Daughters To Work Day' was always an idea that seemed, well, doubly creepy. The victim feminism that underpinned it seemed out of date even in the Day's whiny heyday (in a substantial improvement, it is now supposedly dedicated to taking our daughters and sons to work) and there was something faintly disturbing about the importance that it attached to exposure to the corporate grindstone as an essential part of a child's personality-building. The New York Observer, a paper that is as witty as it is (frequently) misguided (although never, of course, when Rick Brookhiser is contributing) has a special edition out to celebrate fifteen years in business (if there's a link to the anniversary items I am too incompetent to find it). This splendidly sour little gem from 1996 deserves repetition. The author is Jim Windolf. "Taking Our Daughters Straight To Hell" "See Daddy. See Daddy yell at people on the phone. See Daddy get bossed around all day long. Oh, what a splendid idea, taking little Jennifer to work. The first thing she noticed was that Daddy's desk was smaller than the one he had at home. He was in a grouchy mood, too - it was pretty much like his mood on Saturday morning, when the errands begin - but he had a tight little smile, a smile he never used at home, and it looked so strange. He ate a giant doughnut in the morning and said, "Don't tell Mom." He drank two big coffees right in a row, and his breath got bad. He had French fries at lunch, even though he had told Mom he was "off the fries." And he disappeared for a while in the afternoon and came back smelling like a cigarette, although he told Mom he quit. See Daddy crack dirty jokes with the man at the next desk. See Daddy gossip. See Daddy fawn before his superiors. After Take Our Daughters To Work Day 1996, Jennifers all over the city went home with a sad realization: Daddy is kind of a jerk". Looking forward to work on Monday, folks? Posted at 05:01 PM SUZIE'S GOT THE MO? [Rod Dreher] Talked to John Maginnis down in New Orleans this morning. He says the weather is fine, and no impediment to turnout. He also says it seems that Terrell has the momentum, but in either case it's going to be a very close election. With that in mind, no conservative, and certainly no pro-lifer (this means you, yellow-dog Catholic Democrats!), can afford to sit this one out. Posted at 03:50 PM YOU MUST READ THIS [Kathryn Jean Lopez] Mark Steyn, again. Posted at 01:29 PM CANADA JUST KEEPS GETTING WEIRDER AND WEIRDER [Kathryn Jean Lopez] Do they think we won't shoot when we realize they are Canadian?????? Posted at 01:17 PM JUSTICE? [Andrew Stuttaford] The Miss World pageant may be in yet more trouble. After the craven and contemptible response of its organizers to the murders in Nigeria (they appeared to blame a journalist, not the killers), there can only be one response to this news. A celebration. Posted at 12:02 PM GETTING AWAY WITH MURDER [Andrew Stuttaford] The Nuremberg trials were the final confirmation that Nazism was utterly discredited ideologically, morally and historically. By their conclusion, only the deranged and the wicked could deny the extent of Nazi crimes or the millions of its victims. Communism, unfortunately, has not been through the same process. The result has been that, in one form or another, surprisingly substantial traces of this venomous old ideology have managed to linger on, both in the former communist world and, in the West, in bastions of illiberal thought such as those frequently found on the campuses of this country's universities. The crimes of communism are all too often passed over in silence or minimized in a way that would, rightly, be unthinkable in the case of the Nazi death toll. While the victims are forgotten, the perpetrators of these crimes live on and, indeed, flourish. Here's a story from the London Independent on Ieng Sary, a murderer in clover. Ieng Sary was 'brother number three' in the Khmer Rouge and an architect of the killing fields. These days he lives in comfortable retirement in Phnom Penh and is often seen "dining in the capital's finest restaurants". Disgusting. Posted at 11:48 AM THIS IS RIDICULOUS [Kathryn Jean Lopez] All the Iraqi farcical documentation is being flown around, will not be in our hands until whenever the inspectors digest all its 11,000 pages, CD-ROMS, and whatever else. The resolution should have specified that it be emailed to a representative of every member of the Security Council. Posted at 08:54 AM JONAH ON MY MIND [Kathryn Jean Lopez] This reporter clearly is not on the inside: no mention of Jonah in the Senate cafeteria here. Posted at 06:47 AM TOLKIEN ALLEGORY [John J. Miller] Jonah: I'll take a stab at your allegory question. You're right, Tolkien insisted LOTR wasn't an allegory. So what do we make of the Secret Fire/Holy Ghost issue? I would argue that the Secret Fire isn't an allegorical representation of the Holy Ghost; it is the Holy Ghost, going by a different name. As you know, Tolkien didn't intend Middle Earth to exist in some kind of alternate universe--it's our own world at a very early age, so early that its reality has been lost in the mists of time. The only records we have of it come down to us through fairy tales and the like. Tolkien was a believer in the Holy Spirit, and so he believed it would operate eons ago in Middle Earth, even though M.E.'s inhabitants haven't experienced Christian revelation (they are pre-Christian, not un-Christian). Anybody who wants to probe this matter more deeply is encouraged to read a wonderful new book from ISI called J.R.R. Tolkien's Sanctifying Myth, by Bradley J. Birzer; Tolkien: Man and Myth by Joseph Pearce is also worth checking out. Posted at 06:32 AM DOG ATTACK! [Kathryn Jean Lopez] Jonah, you haven't seen this, have you? Posted at 06:04 AM "BIGFOOT IS DEAD" [Rod Dreher] So they say. What people don't understand is that's what they want us to think! We let our guards down, next thing you know the S.O.B.'s are dating our daughters, pulling strings behind the scenes at the U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops, and voting for Mary Landrieu early and often in Orleans Parish. Posted at 01:13 AM DIALING FOR DEMOCRATS [Rod Dreher] It's Election Day in Louisiana. A Bayou State friend who works in GOP politics wrote Friday afternoon to say: "Just keeps getting more farcical down here. At 4:50 p.m. CT our office was hit with a taped message from [Democratic Party big] Cleo Fields bashing Republicans and telling us to vote tomorrow. If you 'have any questions about voting,' he said you should call toll-free (866) 788-8967." Hmm... Posted at 12:47 AM Friday, December 06, 2002 MODEL PRESIDENTS [Andrew Stuttaford] More worries from the mailbox : would the price for Hoover dolls be depressed? Another reader is concerned that (if the range was extended to vice presidents) the Gore figurine would take away all the Matchbox cars. Posted at 11:21 PM TAKEN [Andrew Stuttaford] Drawn by some weird obsession I am still watching Taken. Judging by the e-mails I have received this terrible show has fewer friends than a Republican at a PBS fundraiser. One reader writes comparing Taken to the awful Communion - now that's one recovered memory I could really do without... Posted at 11:14 PM PRODI'S PROMISE [Andrew Stuttaford] I know that the excitement has been too much to bear for some people, but the EU's constitutional debate (triggered by the possible arrival of all those new members) continues to drag on. The latest contribution (developed, naturally, in secret) comes from EU 'president' Prodi, and is summarized here. Amongst the reported highlights. Brussels should have powers to intervene with force in the domestic affairs of member states in cases of "serious internal disturbances affecting the maintenance of law and order", as long as it was done in a spirit of "solidarity". This, of course, is merely the Brezhnev doctrine brought up to date, something that might give the Czechs pause for thought before they sign up for this increasingly megalomaniacal association. All is not lost, however. According to the Daily Telegraph report: "Those states "not able to accept the new constitutional system" would face expulsion from the Union under a "special status". The aim is to prevent a repetition of the first Irish referendum on the Nice Treaty, when one state was able to block advances towards greater integration. The expelled state would be able to negotiate an agreement safeguarding its "existing arrangements" as an EU member, retaining trading privileges as an "associate country", along the lines of Norway." Now that is not a threat. it is an incentive, particularly for British voters, most of whom have consistently preferred to see the EU as a supersized free trade zone rather than anything more profound. Expulsion on Prodi's terms would be a delight. Bring it on. Posted at 10:41 PM RAINES REVERSES [Kathryn Jean Lopez] Humiliated with ridicule, he's posting the pro-Augusta sports columns. Prediction: Augusta is going to win this greater battle. Feminists remain irrelevant. Posted at 05:41 PM A GREAT POLITCAL MIND DOWN SOUTH TELLS ME... [Kathryn Jean Lopez] the Louisiana Senate race run-off, set for this weekend, is "one of the screwiest, most unpredictable elections in memory. But if someone held a knife to my throat and forced me to make a prediction, I'd say Terrell wins, 50.4 to 49.6. Then watch as she forges a highly individualistic course in the Senate. I know her well, and Suzie is for Suzie is for Suzie is for Suzie." Posted at 05:37 PM BEFORE YOU SEND THE HATE MAIL!!!!! [Kathryn Jean Lopez] I was kidding. Truth be told, someone whose name rhymes with Day-O, forgot to get someone whose name rhymes with Mona Iceberg a press pass. I deserve coal for Christmas. Perhaps Mr. Hamberg has already sent it for delivery. Posted at 05:31 PM JONAH... [Kathryn Jean Lopez] ...didn't we ban you from writing about LOTR? Posted at 05:20 PM LOTR [Jonah Goldberg] Rod and John - I liked John's piece in the Journal a lot. And I will concede that Miller knows more about Tolkien and The Lord of the Rings than I do. And -- Posted at 05:17 PM PHIL GRAMM FOR TREASURY [Kathryn Jean Lopez] I talked to a certain economics writer whose name rhymes with Weave Tour and he was all over Gramm or Dick Armey for Treasury Sec't. I could get on board an NRO dude whose name rhymes with Harry K-Lo(!), though, too, for either spot. Posted at 05:10 PM CANADIAN BALONEY SEEKS THE GRINDER [Jonah Goldberg] Canadians head to Iraq as human shields. Posted at 05:07 PM RAINES TAKES A DIVE [Jonah Goldberg] Posted at 05:05 PM THERE BUT FOR THE GRACE OF GOD... [Jonah Goldberg] He got what he deserved but I'd be lying if I said I didn't know how he felt.This guy shot a friend who took his last cold beer. Posted at 04:46 PM REVISED ECONOMIC FORECAST [Jonah Goldberg] Okay, I want to revise and extend my remarks. Chris DeMuth for White House Economic Advisor. Phil Gramm for Treasury Secretary. Posted at 04:41 PM THE RELIGIOUS TOLKIEN [Rod Dreher] In his excellent column on faith in Lord of the Rings, our John Miller says that the films' director, Peter Jackson, seems to grasp that LOTR is a fundamentally religious work, and says that Jackson honors that in his movies. John's right. In an interview the other day (which I'll have more of on NRO as we get closer to the movie's opening), Jackson said he and his team decided that they weren't going to load their own "baggage" onto Tolkien's work. I don't know that many filmmakers would have been able to resist the temptation, but Jackson has, and may the God he may or may not believe in bless him for it. Also, screenwriter Philippa Boyans revealed she has a keen grasp of the role of Tolkien's Catholicism in creating the LOTR world. More on which soon... . Posted at 03:48 PM THE LETTER [Jonah Goldberg] This won't give you eye strain. Posted at 03:01 PM PARANOIA STRIKES DEEP [Jonah Goldberg] "Humor" at Reason magazine. Posted at 03:00 PM NEVER! [Jonah Goldberg] Posted at 02:32 PM A READER SAYS IT, NOT ME! [Kathryn Jean Lopez] "It's not that the NR clan has abandoned the corner to Jews and women. It's just that only Jews and women can partake in a non stop discussion without eventual breakdown. And Jonah, you will break before she does. " Posted at 01:42 PM THIS IS FRIGHTENING [Kathryn Jean Lopez] The computer firm--that sells software to the U.S. government--with al Qaeda ties. Posted at 01:28 PM JONAH... [KAthryn Jean Lopez] ...hhhmmm...maybe it is that. Here I thought it is because I am a girl. The chick card works, too. The glass ceiling--sometimes you penetrate it and get a voice, however minor, in the world. Then what happens? Everyone leaves! Or maybe they are just all auditioning for a White House economic-team job. Posted at 01:19 PM BUSH V. CLINTON ON CHRISTMAS [Jonah Goldberg] David Frum’s take is excellent. Posted at 12:23 PM KATHRYN... [Jonah Goldberg] Where are: [Nothing like playing the anti-Semitism card right of the bat!] Posted at 11:11 AM NOT FROM A CANADIAN... [Jonah Goldberg] But this email does take their side: I read with interest your BOMB CANADA article today in the current issue of National Review -- it is, frankly, a piece of American Imperialist trash. Posted at 10:56 AM MY CHOICE... [Jonah Goldberg] To replace Lindsey or O'Neil for that matter: Chris DeMuth, President of the American Enterprise Institute. So much of Bush's economic team has come from AEI, the White House might as well take the top banana and the smartest of the bunch. He doesn't write much so a lot of folks may not have heard of him, but he's one of the smartest people in this space-time-continuum and all class. Get the buzz started. Posted at 10:40 AM A YEAR AGO THIS MONTH [KAthryn Jean Lopez] NR called for O'Neill's resignation. Posted at 10:29 AM BY THE WAY... [Jonah Goldberg] There will be a G-File today, I just haven't figured out what it will be about. Posted at 10:24 AM DOES THIS... [Jonah Goldberg] Mean the Bush Administration is taking advice from Al Gore? I mean it's good news, I think (especially about O'Neil) but it will be interesting to see what Gore says. This could be another classic example of the Bushies flummoxing their opponents by doing exactly what they say. Other examples include: Democrats: Go to the UN, Bush: Goes to the UN; Democrats: You must have a vision for Israel, Bush: My vision is Arafat must go; Democrats: You must have a department of homeland security, Bush: here is my department of homeland security.... Posted at 10:23 AM CNN IS SAYING... [Kathryn Jean Lopez] ...they handed over their resignations "at the request of the president." Nice. Posted at 10:21 AM AND LINDSEY, TOO! [Kathryn JEan Lopez] BC-APNewsAlert WASHINGTON (AP) -- Senior White House economic adviser Larry Lindsey resigns, senior White House official says. Posted at 10:09 AM GOOD NEWS! [KL] O'Neill resigning! Posted at 09:55 AM I LOVE THIS [Jonah Goldberg] The Washington Post has a piece on the USS Harry Truman aircraft carrier heading out to sea, probably to the Persian Gulf. As the ship was leaving the dock a voice came over the loudspeakers and declared: "Peace on Earth to men of goodwill...All others stand by." Posted at 09:52 AM REFRESHING [Jonah Goldberg] From a Muslim college student: Jonah: As always, another excellent column on your part ("Religion of Peace?"). As a Muslim, I could not have agreed more with the points you made, particularly at the end, when you noted that Muslims of the peaceful variety (i.e., the majority) are quick to denounce Americans and Europeans for bigotry, yet are slow to condemn their fellow Muslims for atrocities they commit. I applaud you, and others like you, for your efforts to enlighten us all on such an important issue. Keep up the good work. Posted at 09:37 AM IF YOU HAVE BEEN WONDERING WHAT TO MAKE OF THE CENTRAL PARK JOGGER NEWS [Kathryn Jean Lopez] Read John Podhoretz. (Read him if you have known exactly what you think about it, too.) Posted at 08:00 AM A THRILL OF HOPE? [Kathryn Jean Lopez] Clearly, Rodster, you do not have a driveway. I fell on my knees, but, alas, not for reasons you would have in the snow. The sentiments are more like Grandma got run over by a reindeer for some of us, however unfortunately. Posted at 05:40 AM WE OWN THE WALL STREET JOURNAL [Kathryn Jean Lopez] John J. Miller on Tolkkien (!!! A CORNER THEME LIVES ON) and Jay Nordlinger on amazing opera wars, fascinating story. Posted at 05:21 AM KIDDIE MCFATSOS [Rod Dreher] I think it's absurd and an outrage that those fat kids are suing McDonald's for making them chubs. Still, this is pretty sickening. Posted at 12:11 AM Thursday, December 05, 2002 A CHRISTMAS POSTCARD [Rod Dreher] A thrill of hope. The snow made today the kind of December day a Southerner always wished for as a child, but almost never got. It was especially wonderful after the sun went down and the streetlights went on, causing the snow to appear to glow. We went over to an a cappella concert at Battery Park tonight, close to Ground Zero, a little neighborhood kind of thing. We wanted to hear the Roches -- sisters Maggie, Suzzy and Terre -- perform Christmas music. Their fantastic Christmas album is long out of print (you can order it if you follow the link), but it is a gem of Mrs. D's and my teenage years, so the prospect of hearing them was a real New York treat. So after we came in from Brooklyn on the subway, we stopped by Ground Zero, to say a prayer. You might remember the Brooks Brothers store across from the south tower; on 9/11, it served as a makeshift morgue. Rescuers stacked recovered body parts in its aisles. Tonight, though, the store windows were filled with red ribbons, greenery and Christmas merchandise, bathed in warm light. I tell you, it almost made me weep to see that mundane resurrection. I stood across the street, at the fence ringing the site, and noticed the large steel-beam cross on its pedestal, its arms holding up a thin frosting of snow. Just beyond it, someone had put up a huge Christmas tree. Evergreen. Life. I turned away and walked back to where my wife and three-year-old son were standing. A man in a trenchcoat walked off making some kind of noise. Julie pointed to him. 'Did you hear him?' she asked. No, I hadn't. 'He was a businessman, I think, and he was singing Ave Maria at the top of his lungs as he passed the site.' Over at Battery Park, on the banks of the Hudson River, the Roches had just begun Handel's 'Hallelujah Chorus' in three-part harmony as we walked up. We got hot chocolate and Christmas cookies, and stood under snow-laden trees listening to these sisters sing the most beautiful versions of sacred and secular carols I've heard in ages. The snow was still falling on the dark waves of the Hudson, and my boy told me he wanted to cross over to Jersey. "That's where Edison lives," he said. But we stood in the snow with the neighborhood folks, listening to the music, with hearts full of gratitude for this city in our place in it. A little over a year ago, on that day, this neighborhood was covered with grey ash, and choked by acrid smoke from the inferno a few blocks away. Tonight, though, everything was frosted white by the snow, clean and deep and pure. Watching the bundled-up children laughing and eating peppermint canes and throwing snowballs at each other, I thought about how terrified they must have been on 9/11, and wondered if they and their parents ever thought a night so serene and joyous as this one would ever come to their neighborhood again. As the sisters sang, I noticed an older man, maybe a businessman, attending an older woman in a wheelchair. She must have been his wife. She was wrapped snugly in a grey shawl, her thin face swaddled by a red scarf. Her face looked so forlorn and expressionless, I thought she must be depressed. Then he brought her a Christmas cookie, and she brought her right hand out from under the shawl to take it. Her hand shook violently, and she labored to bring the cookie to her mouth. Parkinson's. This would account for the frozen expression on her face. From that moment, it was hard to take my eyes off the couple. The old man was so tender with his wife, fussing to see that she had what she needed, that she was warm, that she felt the touch of his hand. When the Roches began to sing O Holy Night, the old man bended his knee in the snow, placed his face on his wife's shoulder, and softly sang the words to her. His bright eyes brimmed with love and mercy, hers stared into the distance. 'O night! O night divine!' There is not enough evil in the world to extinguish the good in the hearts of men. The light shines in the darkness, and the darkness did not overcome it. Posted at 11:45 PM TITLE IX QUOTAS ARE GOING DOWN [Kathryn Jean Lopez] Best news I have seen in a while on college sports. Panel insiders are amazingly optimistic, too. Posted at 07:52 PM THIS IS SO NEW YORK TIMES [KAthryn Jean Lopez] Refusing to publish letters criticizing their Augusta crusade. Posted at 07:48 PM WOW, ANDREW... [Kathryn Jean Lopez] ...you were. :-) On the other hand, this came up in conversation with a friend of mine last week who was blown away by the nerdiness quotient it reflected: in the sixth grade I wrote a book report on George H. W. Bush's campaign book, Looking Forward. Posted at 07:38 PM BLAST FROM THE PAST [Kathryn Jean Lopez] Wish you had a good war movie to watch? Posted at 07:30 PM THE VOTES ARE IN! [Pretty much everybody is in favor of us posting reader email. Some agree it could go to far but don't...] Pretty much everybody is in favor of us posting reader email. Some agree it could go to far but don't think it has. I did like this one: Keep the reader posts coming. Posted at 07:10 PM I BET A NUMBER OF YOU WILL AGREE WITH THIS [Kathryn Jean Lopez] From a reader: Scrolling through the Corner suddenly reminds me of Lord Byron on Coleridge: "Explaining his metaphysics to the nation / I wish he'd explain his explanation." Posted at 06:44 PM MODEL PRESIDENTS [Andrew Stuttaford] Readers have written in with further comments about presidential action figures. There's concern that a Ford doll would keep falling over and that the LBJ figurine would try to pick up the Blues Clues dog by the ears. The Taft figure might need a special-sized carton and the William Henry Harrison is only likely to have a very limited warranty. Dangerously (how would you get the Byrd to shut up?) there's also demand for talking senators ("Imagine the Daschle figurine complaining about everything you do") and, incredibly, for a House/big house combo doll - a 'James Traficant'. Not much call yet for vice presidents. Of course, the Cheney figurine is only available at an undisclosed location. Posted at 05:27 PM NERDIEST OF THEM ALL? [Andrew Stuttaford] Thinking back to my school days, I reckon I win this tawdry talent contest with some ease. Captain of the chess team, stamp collector (until surprisingly recently in fact), reader of Isaac Asimov, Pink Floyd fan and member of the Syd Barrett Appreciation Society. The clincher (in case anyone knows what this means): when it came to picking cricket teams I was always chosen to be the 'scorer'. These days, of course, I'm cool, which is why I wear NRO logo clothing. (advertisement) Posted at 04:57 PM VERY COOL [Jonah Goldberg] Taking the Arsenal of Democracy up a notch. Daylight stealth. That’s right, daylight stealth.
Posted at 04:41 PM LUTHERAN PRIDE! [Jonah Goldberg] Posted at 04:29 PM KINGDOM CAVE [Kathryn Jean Lopez] The Saudis are reportedly letting us use their airbases to get rid of Saddam, afterall. Posted at 04:28 PM OH, BOYS! [Kathryn Jean Lopez] AN INSIDE VIEW INTO THE WORLD THAT IS THE CORNER....YOU ARE ABOUT TO GO WHERE NO MAN WANTS TO GO....BEWARE.... Let me explain Jonah's last post, which now makes no sense. Nor does my post about Jonah calling me a dork, since he did not. Rod is such a dork that he forgot to put his name on that "maybe I am a dork" post--kinda like leaving the house without your head. So, K-Lo goes in and fixes thinking, because Jonah has been owning The Corner, that it was Jonah. THat's now been fixed. Apologies to Jonah--I should have known. And memo to Rod: Maybe you are a dork? Posted at 04:09 PM WELL, [Jonah Goldberg] If we're going to play top that nerd factor, I guess I should join in. Though, for the record: I got dates in high school, was quite popular, was voted some flattering things in my yearbook and so on. If you think I'm bragging, you'll understand that I'm pointing out this stuff to offer some counterweight to this nerd factoid of such density it can bend light: I have a permanent scar on the inside of my left thumb from the "reverse" button on the "Defender" video game -- which I played at Pizza Park on first avenue everyday after school for hours and years. Posted at 04:08 PM INTRUDER ALERT! INTRUDER ALERT! STOP THE HUMANOID! [Jonah Goldberg] That post about not reading LOTR until last year ain't by me! Posted at 04:04 PM MY WISH LIST [Kathryn Jean Lopez] If I were a kid, I would want this. Just proving the dork thing. Posted at 03:59 PM AFFIRMED [Kathryn Jean Lopez] I am so delighted my friend and colleague Jonah has agreed that I am a dork. Posted at 03:45 PM NO, REALLY [Rod Dreher] Kathryn is not kidding about being a dork. Maybe I am too. True, I've never understood the whole Star Trek thing, and I outgrew comic books when I was 12. And I failed computer programming in high school. On the other hand, I played Dungeons & Dragons when I was a teenager, and got bullied by the cool kids, so I probably qualify. But I didn't read Lord of the Rings until last year, because I always associated it in my mind with massive boogereaters like the, um, aromatic goober at my high school who used to talk, in that squeaky voice of his, about what a great world we'll live in when men are able to build robots to reproduce with, so they won't have to mess with girls. He wasn't gay, just the nerdo di tutti nerdi. Anyway, I totally gypped myself by avoiding LOTR for so long. What a fantastic work of art! Now that I've said that, will I suddenly experience a deep and inexplicable longing to own the complete works of Weird Al Yankovic? (Shudder...). Posted at 03:36 PM LOTS OF EMAIL ALONG THESE LINES... [Jonah Goldberg] Your Corner reader chastises the mental torquedness of someone who believes "both that he is Jewish and the Jesus is the Messiah". Since the founders of the Christian faith, and the majority of its adherents through 180 AD or so, were people who considered themselves to be Jewish and believed that Jesus was the Messiah, are we to infer that such critics basically believe that Christianity is an insane religion? If not, then at what chronological point do they draw the line? If it was reasonable for Paul to believe both in 40 AD, is it reasonable in 400 AD? 4000 AD? Inquiring Christians want to know. Posted at 02:32 PM PETER ROBINSON ON THE INQUISITION [Jonah Goldberg] Our friend Peter Robinson from the Hoover Institution writes: Dear Jonah, Posted at 01:54 PM ON THE OTHER HAND.... [Jonah Goldberg] FROM ANOTHER READER: I know it's a snow day, but running long screeds from a Jew for Jesus in the Corner? Come on. I won't deny that some of what he said makes sense, but anyone who believes both that he is Jewish and the Jesus is the Messiah is seriously mentally and theologically over-torqued. Posted at 01:30 PM EMAIL QUESTION [Jonah Goldberg] Do people dislike reading reader email in the Corner? I will stop doing it if people think the Corner shouldn't be a bulletin board or something like that. But I think we pick and choose pretty well. Anyway, if you have strong feelings send me an email to VoteGfile@aol.com. Not to any other address please. Posted at 01:13 PM DOGS AND SNOW [Jonah Goldberg] I LIKE THIS ONE:
Posted at 12:32 PM IF YOU'RE SNOWED-IN WITH CABLE... [Jonah Goldberg] Lawrence of Arabia just started on AMC. Not that I ever watch TV during work hours myself. Posted at 12:17 PM TOYTOWN POLS [Andrew Stuttaford] Someone is selling talking presidential action figures, starting with George W. Bush, but others will follow. The possibilities are immense. The Nixon doll will be missing 18 minutes of its phrases, the Calvin Coolidge won't say anything at all, plastic Clinton will cause trouble with Barbie, the Carter will be attacked by a killer Bugs Bunny, and the Ike figurine will start ordering GI Joe around... Posted at 12:13 PM A LONG BUT INTERESTING READ [Jonah Goldberg] This totally violates my various fatwahs against long Corner posts, but it's a snow day and religion stuff seems to interest many cornerites. Dear Mr. Goldberg; Posted at 11:54 AM LOOK WHO THE DORK IS NOW [Kathryn Jean Lopez] I totally have Terry Teachout (author of the new The Skeptic: A Life of H. L. Menken) to thank for this, but my name appears in dictionary.com's "word of the day today," and I think that is neat--because, I, too, am a dork, my Trekkie/Tolkkien/sci-fi-fan friends. See for yourself. Posted at 11:30 AM TEST YOUR PARENTING SKILLS [Jonah Goldberg] Something tells me that Michael Jackson’s handlers do not consider this a P.R. victory. Call me crazy. Warning: it’s in poor taste. Posted at 10:03 AM HATE MAIL IN KLINGON [Kathryn Jean Lopez] I'm kidding. Haven't gotten that yet. Thank you, everyone kind enough to tell me that Captain Kirk didn't say "engage," Picard did. I know. (And don't even touch "live long and prosper.") And, goodness knows, I knew you all did. We're beaming out of this topic now. Posted at 09:55 AM WIMPS DO WHAT THEY DO BEST [Kathryn Jean Lopez] The Canadian army needs a rest. Posted at 09:52 AM COSMO HAD... [Jonah Goldberg] SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much fun this morning. Whenever he's on snow he likes to run up to us, jump up on his hind legs and box with me or Jessica. But there was plenty of dashing off in wide arcing circles only to peel back toward us, plunge his front legs in the snow, shout, "Humans! Follow me!" and then with a bob of his head pull a 180 and run back out onto the tundra. He almost cried when we had to bring him home from the park. Jessica has to go to work because "Justice never rests" or something like that. But me and Coz are going to have a blast. One question: From an evolutionary standpoint, why do dogs like the snow so much? Posted at 09:42 AM STUDS [Kathryn Jean Lopez] An Esquire survey found men naming Ronald Reagan as the greatest living American. Yet more reason for feminists to hate the heterosexual male. Posted at 09:12 AM JAY NORDLINGER'S... [Kathryn Jean Lopez] ...in the New York Post on Augusta National and the New York Times. Posted at 08:58 AM BOMB RIPS THROUGH INDONESIA MCDONALD'S [Kathryn Jean Lopez] no link available yet. Posted at 08:51 AM HE WON ME OVER [Kathryn Jean Lopez] O, Captain. My Captain. William Shatner (he and I and Andrew Stuttaford share a birthday) just said he supports President Bush re: the war on terror and specifically, too, on Iraq. He called Saddam Hussein a "threat." Live long and prosper dudes! Visit his website, buy his paint-ball video! Engage! Have I made amends? Posted at 08:12 AM I'M NOT WORTHY [Kathryn Jean Lopez] I have Fox on and William Shatner is on. I'm trying to win over The Corner audience here. Posted at 07:56 AM PUTTING POLITICS AND SEX ASIDE [Kathryn Jean Lopez] I am now about to do something completely uncharacteristic. It may be groundbreaking. I am going to say something nice about a woman in the Senate (I have been a little witchy about them in the past and promise to do so in the future.) Saw a little of the House hearings on held American children abducted and taken to Saudi Arabia yesterday last night on beloved C-SPAN. Visitor to the House (where she once served), Arkansas Democrat Senator Blanche Lincoln gave a strong speech condemning the Saudis and the Bush administration for not doing more to have these girls returned. Her speech was almost entirely right-on. We wish her well--as well as the likes of Dan Burton, who has been a leader on the issue--and encourage more outrage. Posted at 07:32 AM A DAY OF REST [Kathryn Jean Lopez] The U.N. weapons inspectors are not touring Iraq today in observance of the last day of Ramadan. Posted at 07:09 AM GERTZ SAYS... [Kathryn Jean Lopez] ...White House is set to declare material breach. Posted at 06:32 AM CALLING UP THE RESERVES [Kathryn Jean Lopez] Pentagon says its coming. Posted at 06:27 AM I AM AN IDIOT [Kathryn Jean Lopez] I made a light-hearted comment about The Lord of the Rings, referencing LOTR dorks. The e-mail--much of it ridiculously nasty--will not stop. I'd apologize, but give me a break. a) I am a dork, I have to consider it not all bad. b) I was kidding. Sometimes you take the Prime Directive way too seriously, dudes. Posted at 05:34 AM MAY YOUR DESCENDENTS ALL BE CARNIVORES [Kathryn Jean Lopez] Non-granola curses upon you crunchy cons! See what you have done? Are you proud now? Is there no end to the disaster you'll cause?! Posted at 04:45 AM A GOOD REASON TO BE ABDUCTED BY ALIENS... [Andrew Stuttaford] ...you will never have to watch another episode of Taken, a show so bad that I am remembering Fire in the Sky with unexpected nostalgia. Posted at 12:36 AM GETTING SHIRTY [Andrew Stuttaford] Germany's Gerhard Schroeder managed a narrow election win this autumn on the back of natural disaster (his response to severe flooding earlier in the year had been widely praised) and anti-American posturing. He must now be cursing his good luck. The economy looks ever sicker (not helped, of course, by years of over-regulation) and yet the 'stability pact' that accompanied the imposition of the Euro has now led the hapless chancellor to the conclusion that he should raise taxes - an unconventional approach to take in the face of a slowdown, to say the least. Many Germans are not impressed. As this report reveals thousands are now quite literally mailing Schroeder the shirts off their backs. He's selling them and giving the proceeds to the unemployed. This is just as well - the number of unemployed has just passed the psychologically and politically important 4,000,000 number - nearly ten percent of the work force Posted at 12:26 AM Wednesday, December 04, 2002 THE SAUDIS, AGAIN [Andrew Stuttaford] More on a possible Saudi connection to the Moscow theater attack. Posted at 11:21 PM WARM AND COZY [Andrew Stuttaford] I am, to put it mildly, far from convinced that the 'global warming' (if any) that is now said to be occurring is any different from the natural fluctuations seen throughout history. But even if such warming is a fact, would it be a bad thing? The writer of this article argues that it wouldn't. Posted at 10:59 PM BEST OF NRO [Kathryn Jean Lopez] What were your favorite pieces from NRO this year? Let us know at thecorner@nationalreview.com! See the results at the end of the month on NRO. (Please put "Best" in subject line.) Posted at 09:52 PM MARK YOUR CALENDARS! [Kathryn Jean Lopez] Michelle Malkin, sometimes-NRO contributor, and author of Invasion: How America Still Welcomes Terrorists Criminals & Other Foreign Menaces to Our Shores, will be on C-SPAN's Booknotes on Sunday night, 8 PM EST. (You can preview it on the Booknotes website.) Posted at 08:20 PM HOPING THAT ANDY RICHTER DOES CONTROL THE UNIVERSE [Roger Clegg] On its season premiere this week, “Andy Richter Controls the Universe” made merciless fun of political correctness and diversity sensitivity training—a hopeful sign of the times, as John Derbyshire notes in his column today. The show begins with a corporate contest to fill a job slot—and it’s clear that able-bodied white males need not apply, so the various cast members compete to find the most politically correct entry. Then Andy makes anti-Irish remarks in front of the winner—a black man who, it turns out, is also Irish. Off Andy goes to sensitivity training, although this is not a foregone conclusion, since no one on the corporate ladder sees any problem with anti-Irish remarks until it comes to the attention of an Irish executive. Meanwhile, Andy starts dating the new employee’s sister, who dumps him when he questions how he can celebrate her Irishness when he’s supposed to be seeing past it to her inner self (the fact that she’s black is a non-issue). They are reconciled, however, and Andy is relieved when it’s discovered that neither can stand “Riverdance.” Great stuff. Posted at 07:53 PM NO MORE TWO TOWERS [Rod Dreher] I've deleted the posts I put up about The Two Towers, because I'm tired of the e-mails accusing me of revealing plot points. It doesn't matter to me whether the posts are up or not, but I don't understand what it means to say I'm spoiling plot points. All I did was speak of the "fate" of a major character; I didn't say what that fate was, though readers of the book will know what I'm talking about. Every character in a film meets some kind of fate, you know. And I spoke of the You-Know-Whats, without saying what they are or what role they play (again, readers of the book know what I'm talking about, and those who don't know what You-Know-Whats are will still have the pleasure of discovering them); likewise "Hillary," my new code name for the giant Awful Thing Whose Name We Must Not Speak (Even Though The Name Means Nothing To Those Who Haven't Read The Book). If that's "revealing plot points," then you complainers must not read reviews. Posted at 07:50 PM HELL, NO! [Kathryn Jean Lopez] Iraq says it doesn't have WMD. Posted at 07:47 PM WHY... [Kathryn Jean Lopez] ...what a popular topic, Mr. Lowry! :-) Blegging overlap--I think this is a milestone! Posted at 05:59 PM HELP--UGANDA [Rich Lowry] I'm working on a column on Uganda's experience combatting AIDS by promoting abstainence and marital fidelty. If you have insight or specialized knowledge in this area, I'd love to hear from you. Posted at 05:25 PM I DIDN'T GO FAR ENOUGH... [Jonah Goldberg] In the Goldberg File according to one of my favorite regular correspondents: "....You should go back and add one more crucial point. Posted at 05:06 PM ANOTHER EMAILER... [Jonah Goldberg] sets me straight. He writes:
Posted at 05:02 PM IRV RUBIN [Jonah Goldberg] Here's an interesting email: Dear Jonah, I've heard this "Rubin was framed" story from quite a few people over the last year. To be honest, I haven't sleuthed it out beyond reading the news reports but I have a hard time believing it's true. Neverthless, if someone has a credible news source on the sbubject, I'd be interested in seeing it. In the meantime, Rubin was still a bad guy in my book. Posted at 04:48 PM EVEN PRAVDA PUBLISHED AN ARTICLE OR TWO IN FAVOR OF MARKETS… [Jonah Goldberg] But the Times. can’t tolerate dissension when it comes to chicks at Augusta. Posted at 04:26 PM BRACING FOR CAIR SPAM… [Jonah Goldberg] The G-File is up. Posted at 04:18 PM DAMN THOSE PRO STARVATION CONSERVATIVES [Jonah Goldberg] Today's G-File is in the bowels of NRO. As today is a NRDT production day, it may take the pixel-stained wretches a while to post it. In the meantime, the topic is about this whole Islam means peace business. I didn't get to use this in the column but I thought some folks might find this discussion from my stint on last Sunday's "Final Round" on CNN. I think Ms. Malveaux's argumentation speaks for itself. You can find the full transcript here (scroll to bottom): PETER BEINART: Look, conservatives don't like the fact that a lot of liberals and a lot of people in the media say in a kind of superficial way, "Islam is a religion of peace," because they think that's the kind of nice thing to say. And that's true, that's a stupid thing to say because most of those liberals and people in the press don't know anything about Islam.
Posted at 03:12 PM PADILLA V. BUSH, ROUND 1 [Jonathan Adler] The initial district court opinion in the Jose Padilla case is out and can be read here. In a nutshell, the military is authorized to detain enemy combatants, but Padilla is entitled to the assistance of counsel for habeas proceedings to challenge the government's claim that it has sufficient evidence to declare him as such. Eugene Volokh has early commentary and analysis on various aspects of the opinion here. (Be sure to scroll up and down to catch it all.) Posted at 02:57 PM THE CANADIANS ARE COMING [Jonah Goldberg] Canadian world domination is nigh. Better dispatch the Rhode Island National Guard, that should hold 'em off. Posted at 02:45 PM ME ON O'REILLY TONIGHT [Rod Dreher] I'm going to be on The O'Reilly Factor tonight, discussing the Mary Stachowicz case, and the lack of media coverage of her murder. Posted at 02:43 PM MORE TWO TOWERS [Rod Dreher] I've been at the junket this morning, and am pleased to report that the abbreviated treatment of Saruman's fate at movie's end was not the final word on the wicked wizard. Peter Jackson, the "Lord of the Rings" trilogy director, made it clear that they jumbled a few events around from the book for the sake of film storytelling. Though he was dealt with for good in the second book of the trilogy, we almost certainly will see more of Saruman in the third movie. Same with Shelob, whose appearance concludes Book Two, but who doesn't appear in Film Two (which makes narrative sense, actually -- her debut at the end of Book Two was a publisher's addition). Also, Jackson said a number of the slow but satisfying scenes he cut to keep the narrative running at a breakneck pace (which mars the movie, I think) will be present on the DVD director's cut. So Ent fans like me will see more of our arboreal heroes then. Posted at 02:42 PM OKAY, OKAY, OH KERRY [Lots of people have been writing in to point out another problem with Kerry's position on the death penalty. In...] Lots of people have been writing in to point out another problem with Kerry's position on the death penalty. In the words of one correspondent: Jonah: I think you made some good points about Kerry's preferred penalties, but you miss an obvious one: He doesn't like the death penalty because "it is applied unfairly," but is prepared to confine those unfairly sentenced folks to a small concrete and metal cell for the rest of their lives - a fate he calls worse than death. Isn't that a little contradictory? I did think of this, but I figured Kerry probably meant that you could always redress a false conviction if you didn't execute the convict. However, if Kerry does in fact believe that the death penalty is unfair simply because it "disproportionately" punishes black people who are nevertheless guilty than yes, you guys are right. He'd rather sentence blacks -- disproportionately -- to a fate worse than death. Which is another odd thing for a liberal to say. Posted at 02:37 PM GET REAL [Stanley Kurtz] The most interesting part of Joel Beinin’s presidential address to MESA may be his rejection of the claim that MESA can be fairly criticized for failing to study Islamic terrorism. Beinin argues that there was “great wisdom” in the refusal to study such terrorism. Why? Because a focus on “tactics and symptoms” impedes investigation into “historical and social causes.” This is misconceived. A proper study of terrorism would draw detailed connections between the organizational, ideological, and practical situation of terrorists, and larger historical or sociological causes. The critics of MESA have already drawn such connections–showing, for example, by analysis of the terrorists themselves, that attempts to explain terrorism through economic deprivation are unconvincing. By claiming that we can assess historical and social causes without also looking at the on-the-ground details of terrorism, what Professor Beinin is really doing is giving MESA a free hand to engage in the usual “Why do they hate us?” speculation. So Beinin’s claim that it was wise to ignore the detailed study of terrorism only compounds the shame of MESA’s ongoing refusal to face this pressing reality. Posted at 12:35 PM MESA & MCCARTHYITES [Stanley Kurtz ] In his presidential address to the Middle East Studies Association, Joel Beinin characterizes the criticisms of MESA since 9/11 as “a McCarthyite-style smear campaign” launched by “neo-conservative propagandists.” He also dismisses the attacks as “intellectually vacuous.” No surprise there. Posted at 12:34 PM LEGAL QUESTIONS ANSWERED [Stanley Kurtz ] The consensus in response to my legal query seems to be that, despite Joel Beinin’s insistence that no portion of his MESA presidential address can be quoted or reproduced without his permission, the provisions of “fair use” still apply. So here is a link to Beinin’s presidential address. There is more here than I can comment on, but I’ll mention just a couple of things. Posted at 12:34 PM INTERESTING DEATH PENALTY EMAIL [Jonah Goldberg] Dear Jonah... I am a former "correctional officer"/hack/guard, etc in the federal prison system. Worked in an all male high security penitentiary, not the federal penitentiary in Terre Haute, IN with its death row. Anyway, worked around several "lifers": Mafia types convicted of multiple murders, drug murders,child molesters/murders, etc. I support the death penalty for several reasons: (1) contrary to many a Christian, these people in for life do NOT spend their days or nights pondering their crimes. No, everyone in prison is innocent or framed by "the man." These epeople do not wake up in the middle of the night and suddenly realize what a horrible thing they did. These people are criminals who operate by a different set (or lack thereof) of moral standards or controls than the rest of us, hence, they're in prison; (2) all these do-gooder liberals who are against the death penalty really wouldn't want any of these poeple living in their homes or neighborhoods being "rehabilitated"; (3) these same liberals would not want their spouses or children or themselves working in these prisons. Oh no, what "demeaning" work. Well, someone has to do it. Why not them? Or is prison work only for poor whites living in some rural backwater? I worked with mostly white males, many of whom had at least a four-year degree and some even with masters (note: BOP has had a difficult time recruiting qualified blacks because of the stigma of a black person working for the system who oppresses his brothers; (4) I am a college graduate and former Naval officer who used my employment in the Bureau of Prisons to get my foot into the door of federal employment and when you have criminal justice degree, what else is there? (5) unlike robbery, how can a murderer or rapist, for that matter, make amends? Theorectically, the bank robber can repay the money he stole, but the murderer? One cannot bring back the dead. Posted at 12:18 PM FLEETING PIXELS VS. DEAD TREE [Jonah Goldberg] "NR Fleeting Pixels" -- I like it! But this does raise the interesting question-- which is more enduring? In the future, say 100 years from now, will historians be more likely to find copies of 20th century National Review in electronic form in one media or another or will they find them in leather-bound volumes. An interesting question, no? After all, eventually, Western Civilization will be available from Microsoft in 27 delicately arranged CD-Roms. So perchance these pixels are not so fleeting as some suspect. Posted at 12:13 PM RE: LIFE AT NR [Rick Brookhiser] Now Kathryn, you know perfectly well that NR and NR Fleeting Pixels use focus groups extensively. Crunchy Conservatism was designed to bring in some of our weak emographics--lesbians, sandal wearers, otherwordly Catholics offended by Rod's own Lutheranism, and illiterate rustics--while Jonah brings us, dog lovers, dogs, cats (know thine enemy), and self-hating Canadians. Don't tell Ed that I revealed this. Posted at 11:55 AM A PROPOSAL [Kathryn Jean Lopez] If you have never seen Ed Capano and WFB in a room together, what the heck are you waiting for?! Go on the NR Cruise, dudes! Next mission: NR invades Europe!!!! (It's a Danube cruise.) Posted at 11:52 AM SERIOUSLY CONSIDER THIS PLEASE [Kathryn Jean Lopez] "Shut up, already, K-Lo!" You probably think I am about to make YET ANOTHER pitch for some "National Review" logoed something or another. Of course I am. I want to get my rations at the end of the month. But this is totally serious, there is no gun to my head, and the suits have not threatened to turn off the heat again. This is, in fact, totally unprovoked. Just now, Ed Capano, NR publisher (have you ever seen him and WFB in the same room together? just asking.) came around with the new kids' book, The National Review Treasury of Classic Children’s Literature--freshly delivered to NR World Headquarters. What a classy looking, hardcover, treasure chest of good, classic, reliable--even fun!--stories kids will love. The authors are familiar and time-tested, you'll love the illustrations--you'll love the whole package. If you are looking for something to give a child this Christmas or Hanukkah--something he or she can use again and again and take away something new from every time--do order a copy today. You won't be disappointed. Posted at 11:49 AM AND THEY CALL US CLINTON HATERS?! [Kathryn Jean Lopez] Has anyone in The Corner even mentioned Bill Clinton? Thank God for David Frum. Posted at 10:33 AM SNOW DAY? [Kathryn Jean Lopez] IF THERE IS NO NRO TOMORROW......we got snowed in. Posted at 10:31 AM DUTCH IKEA [Kathryn Jean Lopez] Rumors are floating about an al Qaeda connection to recent bombings in the Netherlands, but the Dutch government is saying there is none. A Dutch blogger, Michiel Visser, is on the case. Posted at 10:30 AM AFRICA & AIDS [Kathryn Jean Lopez] Do we have any Corner readers with firsthand knowledge of of the African AIDS crisis and specifically thoughts on abstinence programs vs. other prevention efforts? If so, send your thoughts (what works, what doesn't, who is catching on, etc.) to klopez@nationalreview.com. This exercise has a two-pronged goal--help me with my research and help me find our how many missionaries in Africa read NRO(N.B E-mails are NOT restricted to missionaries.) (Please put "Africa" in the subject line.) Thanks. Posted at 10:22 AM COLIN POWELL, HONORARY EUROPEAN [Kathryn Jean Lopez] It's official: Europe loves our Secretary of State. Posted at 09:52 AM KERRYKERRY III [Jonah Goldberg] And, finally, there’s this last little bit: Kerry qualifies his position by actually favoring the death penalty for terrorists. He argues, somewhat plausibly, that enemies should be eliminated. Fair enough. But since he thinks death is nicer than life-imprisonment, he in effect favors mercy for his enemies but maximum cruelty for American criminals. This, it seems to me, is a form of Gore-Clintonism which employs sophistry to be on the popular side of every issue. Or at least that’s what I argue in my syndicated column. Posted at 09:50 AM KERRY ON THE DEATH PENALTY II [Jonah Goldberg] So let’s parse this. Kerry doesn’t believe that the death penalty is morally wrong or anything like that. He is opposed to killing innocent people. But here’s a news flash: so is everybody. His real case is that he favors life sentences because they are, in effect, more cruel than capital punishment. There are a number of obvious problems with this. First, who cares what Kerry thinks is "worse"? Actual criminals – with very few exceptions – disagree. That’s why they cut deals to have the death penalty taken off the table on "Law and Order" every other week. Second, the families of victims don’t think life sentences are the more severe punishment either. Kerry could believe that making murderers and rapists watch Caddyshack II is the most severe punishment imaginable. Who cares? What matters is what the reality is. Now, I am comfortable with the idea that punishment – and the severity thereof – should be valid criteria for determining the fate of criminals. But that’s hardly the liberal line. Still, if Kerry is truly interested in coming up with things worth than death for rapists and murderers well, hey, he might be one step closer to getting my endorsement. But somehow, I think what he’s really trying to do is sound tough and manly while taking the soft, liberal, position. Posted at 09:48 AM KERRY ON THE DEATH PENALTY [Jonah Goldberg] Last Sunday, John Kerry announced he was running for president on Sunday's "Meet the Press." Next week he’ll announce bears crap in the woods. Anyway, he once again reiterated his bizarre position on the death penalty. Here’s what he said: SEN. KERRY: I'm opposed to the death penalty in the criminal justice system because I think it's applied unfairly…and because I'm for a worse punishment. I think it is worse to take somebody and put them in a small cell for the rest of their life, deprived of their freedom, never to be paroled. Now, I think that's tougher. Let me just finish. | ||||||