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NEWS FROM THE DEBATE [Kathryn Jean Lopez] Posted at 10:38 PM BUY IT! [Kathryn Jean Lopez] You can get PRIME OBSESSION here. Posted at 10:12 PM DERB'S "REWARDING" BOOK [Kathryn Jean Lopez] The Washington Post reviews Prime Obsession. Posted at 10:10 PM BCE, BC, AND PC [John Derbyshire] A reader deep in Prime Obsession has objected to my using the generic "B.C.E." instead of the Christian "B.C." Before anyone else sends in grumbles on this or similar points, please read my column on PC in publishing. Posted at 09:22 PM SCHOOL CHOICE AND RELIGIOUS EXTREMISM [Andrew Stuttaford] I’ve had some interesting responses to my post on this topic on Friday. Most who wrote seem to favor a fairly strict licensing policy, while one reader notes the following: “Fortunately, an easy answer to your concern exists: The Ohio voucher statute upheld by the US Supreme Court in Zelman v. Simmons-Harris required participating private schools agree not to discriminate on the basis of race, religion or ethnic background and not to "advocate or foster unlawful behavior or teach hatred of any person or group on the basis of race, ethnicity, national origin or religion." (This was cited by Rehnquist, C.J. in his majority opinion.) “ Maybe, but quite how one polices this is a different question altogether. Posted at 08:30 PM WEED OF MASS DISTRACTION [Andrew Stuttaford ] The Canadian government is, apparently, looking at plans to decriminalize possession of small amounts of marijuana. That's something that's long overdue, but it’s a start. Unfortunately, David Murray, a special assistant in the US Office of National Drug Control Policy has been up to Vancouver to suggest to Canada that it just says no. According to this report, “Murray said that if Canada moves to decriminalize, more young people will use marijuana, police resources will be strapped, and the most vulnerable minority communities will be the most negatively affected by the increased accessibility.” The first point might well be true, the second almost certainly is not and, as for the third, well, that’s just plain insulting. Via Reason's blogPosted at 12:00 PM RE: NORTHERN IRELAND--IS BUSH MORE ANTI-IRA THAN BLAIR? [John Derbyshire] ...And speaking of Nuzhound, today's postings include a piece by Conor Cruise O'Brien in the Irish Independent arguing that Tony Blair's long campaign of appeasing the IRA may be meeting obstruction from George W. Bush. Quote: "I can see only one factor at work that has the capacity to bring about the end of the appeasement of the IRA. That factor is the power of the United States, exercised through the President. The State Department is disposed to appease Sinn Fein-IRA, through its malleable representative Richard Haas. But I don't think President Bush is at all disposed to appease terrorists of any kind anywhere. I believe that if the Colombian Court were to convict the Colombia Three [i.e. the three IRA men accused of helping train and equip FARC narco-terrorists in Colombia] of terrorism and sentence them, President Bush will then tell the British and Irish Governments that unless they break off relations with Sinn Fein-IRA, their relationship with the United States will be at risk. When that day comes the British and Irish Governments will have no alternative but to comply with the wish of the United States. But that day is still some distance off and in the meantime the ball is in the court of Sinn Fein-IRA." Posted at 11:57 AM CHIRAC'S MESS [Andrew Stuttaford] The Chirac implosion continues. His ‘Baghdad bounce’ in the polls was always going to be a trap (how could he back down without destroying the credibility he had won with his new supporters?), but it now appears that he will have to extricate himself from the diplomatic mess he has created against a backdrop of rising unpopularity. Loser. Posted at 11:54 AM ANOTHER FOR THE CAPTION CONTEST [Kathryn Jean Lopez] Makes you think someone was drinking beer while filing these. Posted at 11:49 AM CLOSING THE DEMOCRATIC PROCESS [Kathryn Jean Lopez] This is the first paragraph of Judge Henderson's opinion in the BCRA suit yesterday: “To an imagination of any scope the most far-reaching form of power is not money, it is the command of ideas.” —Oliver Wendell Holmes, The Path of the Law, 10 HARV. L. REV. 457, 478 (1897). Posted at 11:43 AM SYRIA RAIDS WERE BEING PLANNED? [Kathryn Jean Lopez] UPI reports yes; White House denies. Posted at 11:42 AM RE: NORTHERN IRELAND [John Derbyshire] Yesterday I posted a dismissive remark on The Corner about the allegations of Brit-govt collusion in terrorist killings in Northern Ireland. John Fay, who runs the inestimable "Nuzhound" website, gathering up news & comment on the N.I. situation, begs to differ. Here he is: "John, I'm afraid it's a little more than simply a case of the government turning a blind eye to morally dubious behavior of its moles. It seems that there was some targeting or 'directing' going on. And, Sir John has stated clearly in the report that both communities were not treated equally. There's more to come on this yet. Here's the Stevens Report: So, it's a little more complicated than your corner post from yesterday. And, it was a much bigger deal in the British press than the Irish press simply because as far as most Irish people were concerned, they already knew all this..." I'm not altogether on board with that. I can't see why, for example, a govt should "treat two communities equally" when one community serves as a host for people seeking to destroy that govt's authority... However, NRO readers can make up their own minds, by reading the Stevens Report and the wide variety of comment on Nuzhound, one of the best special-topic newsgathering sources on the Web. Posted at 11:38 AM “WHAT HAPPENS HERE, STAYS HERE”? [Kathryn Jean Lopez ] A sidebar: a reader points out about this Bennett non-story: One does wonder, however, about the privacy of casino records, especially at a time when Las Vegas is running a series of repellant ads whose theme is "Las Vegas: What happens here, stays here."That sounds like a story for the paper of record. I won’t hold my breath like Kim Jong Il though. Posted at 11:37 AM MORE GOOD STUFF FROM JONATHAN FOREMAN [Kathryn Jean Lopez] On bad reporting. Posted at 11:24 AM RE: KIM JONG IL [John Derbyshire] Kathryn: That looks like a prime candidate for one of those supply-the-caption contests. My entry: "I'm going to hold my breath till everyone stops being mean to me! I'll turn blue! I will!" Posted at 11:22 AM NATURE NOTES [Andrew Stuttaford] This (from an article in the March 10 New Yorker by Gary Shteyngart) is too good not to repeat: “Sorokin is in his mid-forties, and has a broad face, soft eyes, and a chin that ends in a soul patch. He is not a small man, and, dressed in a T-shirt and beach shorts, he lumbers around like the kind of peaceful, intelligent animal that could grace Canadian currency.” Posted at 11:17 AM KIM-JONG IL [Kathryn Jean Lopez] AFP being funny. Posted at 11:08 AM THAT CAMPAIGN-FINANCE-REFORM DECISION [Kathryn Jean Lopez] My campaign-finance guru sends me an analysis of the decision from yesterday: This decision is a pain. It is very BIG, literally. It tackles big issues. It is long. It is coming at a time when people really need settled rules in order to determine how to proceed. Sadly, in this regard, it is also very muddled, as far as I can tell. It contains few fact findings -- and reasoning that is fragmented among three very different perspectives. Now, the Supreme Court, I suspect, is not in much better shape than if they'd just delivered the documents to it and said "Here." But they didn't. Instead they did apply the law to the record, and the result gives the reformers as well as the plaintiffs sort of half-a-loaf. Posted at 11:05 AM HOW DO YOU MAKE A MISTAKE LIKE THIS? [Kathryn Jean Lopez] Coca-cola robots with swastikas. Posted at 11:00 AM RE: BENNETT AND CONSERVATIVE SINNERS [John Derbyshire] I think all we conservatives should come clean. May I start the ball rolling? I had a goldfish once, but I forgot to feed it, and it died. Rich? Jay? Posted at 10:54 AM DRUNK IN CHARGE [Andrew Stuttaford] Czech TV seems to have been celebrating the ‘worker’s holiday’ of May 1st in appropriate style, with a 24 hour special dedicated to the joys of Communist TV: Now, that’s what I call a real Twilight Zone marathon. Amongst the delights: “On a 1978 visit to Prague, the Soviet leader Leonid Brezhnev is shown very obviously drunk during a live broadcast of the presentation of medals to party officials. The producer increased the volume of the Czech interpreter's voiceover in an attempt to mask Brezhnev's slurred speech. But there was nothing he could do to conceal the Soviet strongman's swaying or the serial kissing that followed.” If I remember correctly, the late, unlamented Leonid Ilyich was also responsible for one of the more amusing moments in the history of British journalism. When, some time after the old tyrant's, er, ‘final’ death, it was revealed that a stroke had left Brezhnev incapacitated for his last couple of years, one of the tabloids ran with this headline: “Russia ruled by red cabbage.” Posted at 10:54 AM RE: DERB ON THE ROAD [John Derbyshire] Rod: I'm afraid it wouldn't work. I'd be terrible as an undercover agent. I'd be like wossname in The Great Escape, who unthinkingly says "Sorry!" to someone in a railroad carriage full of Germans. I'd get in with the Berkeley crowd, win their confidence, and be on the point of hearing some real hat revelations about, say, Carole Moseley-Brown and Kim Jong-il, then all of a sudden I'd drop something like: "Funny, that's not how it was reported on Fox News," or: "Thank God for people like Rick Santorum!" No, it wouldn't work. Posted at 10:52 AM RE: WILLIAM BENNETT [John Derbyshire] Well, on the WWCD principle (i.e. "What Would Churchill Do"), there is no problem at all. Churchill was a chronic gambler, lived on the financial edge well into his 60s, and actually WAS prone to gamble the milk money, to the great distress of his wife. Some good stories on this in Manchester's biography. Posted at 10:50 AM A P.S. ON VICE [Kathryn Jean Lopez] While I am not at all an enthusiastic defender of gambling, I'm not certain that "vice" is even the right word for Newsweek and others (though I wonder if this will go too much beyond the Saturday New York Times) to use. According to the Catechism of Bennett's church, "Games of chance (card games, etc.) or wagers are not in themselves contrary to justice. They become morally unacceptable when they deprive someone of what is necessary to provide for his needs and those of others." As Jonathan noted, Bennett, who has made no secret that he gambles, told The Washington Monthly (repackaged by Newsweek in an added attempt to make it news even if it isn't): “I play fairly high stakes. I adhere to the law. I don’t play the ‘milk money.’ I don’t put my family at risk, and I don’t owe anyone anything.” Assuming that's all true, it might not be my preference for spending a weekend away from work, but it's legal and probably not immoral, so long as the gambler knows his responsibilities. Posted at 10:48 AM MORE WJB [Kathryn Jean Lopez] Jonah, I do think some evangelicals may care and be disappointed. The New York Times, Washington Monthly, and Newsweek are no 700 Club, however. It amazes me that they can pretend they think this is a vice. They don’t think a president having an affair and lying about it under oath, and dragging the country through ugliness and waste is anything that should affect one’s professional life. “Sins” only exist if a conservative commits them. The whole thing is silly, though. Two liberal columnists write that "The Man of Virtues Has a Vice." So, Bill Bennett plays slot machines. Did Bill Bennett ever say, "Look at me. I am all that is right and good and perfect in the world, emulate me."? No. But he's published books with a clear sense of what's right and what is wrong and where the right sources are. His work does not become irrelevant because he has lost money at casinos. Bennett's never sold himself as the model of virtue and that he plays slot machines does not mean any Christian who hates gambling has to burn his copy of the Book of Virtues. As one pundit commented to me yesterday, it's as if this is the Olympics of the Left, to see if a Christian conservative has a "vice." You know, there are conservatives who drink, too. And some are divorced. And...and that doesn't mean that their arguments or research (Bennett's "Leading Cultural Indictators," for instance), are somehow irrelevant because of them. Posted at 10:45 AM BENNETT [Jonah Goldberg] I think I'm going to scrap Friday's G-File to write about the Bill Bennett thing on Monday. First question though, do any conservatives out there think this is actually a big deal? I don't mean the politics of it. Obviously this will give plenty of new ammo to Bennett-haters who used to mock only his weight. I mean are any conservatives out there truly, deeply disappointed in the guy? Posted at 09:36 AM BENNETT'S GAMBLING [Jonathan H. Adler] I was wondering when someone would finally write this one up, and now both Newsweek's Jonathan Alter and The Washington Monthly have done it. Yes, Bennett gambles lots of money -- but not money he cannot afford to lose. Says Bennett: "I play fairly high stakes. I adhere to the law. I don't play the 'milk money.' I don't put my family at risk, and I don't owe anyone anything." As the stories don't even hint at anything that would even suggest this statement is untrue, it all boils down to: " Posted at 09:02 AM X2 [Jonathan H. Adler] Movie critics may bash Rumsfeld in their X2 reviews, but there's no basis for it in the film. The chief bad guy is a maniacal rogue military operative -- not a hard line establishment neo-con. Professor X is no Kofi Annan either (and I'd note there's no stupid UN stuff in the movie this time around either). If movie critics insist on reading political messages into the X-men films, they're better off sticking to the Professor X/Magneto debate as a that of MLK and Malcolm X. In that scenario, Styker's no Rumsfeld. If anything, he's the film's J. Edgar Hoover. Posted at 08:43 AM A FREE SPEECH WIN [Kathryn Jean Lopez] Much of McCain-Feingold is nixed in court. Posted at 03:09 AM READERS WHO DO NOT HAVE A SUBSCRIPTION TO THE NEW CRITERION... [John Derbyshire] ...should be darned well ashamed of themselves. The May 2003 issue arrived with my lunchtime mail, EXCELLENT issue, fizzing with irreverent thoughts expressed in beautiful English. Come on, folk: Roger Kimball, Hilton Kramer, Jay Nordlinger, Mark Steyn & Co. are toiling away up there on 7th Ave. trying to save the culture, give them a little support, why don't you? (Oh, and this issue also has an exceptionally perspicacious review of Patricia Fara's book on Isaac Newton...) Posted at 02:38 AM YOUR MANATEE OR YOUR BOAT [Rod Dreher] Manatee love has run amok in south Florida! Posted at 01:47 AM RE: DERB ON THE ROAD [Rod Dreher] Derb, before you head to Berkeley, call me down here in Big D for some crunchy-con tips on how to disguise yourself to look like a native. Back in the early 1990s, when I worked for the Washington Times, I gallivanted around in longish hair and combat boots. People at parties routinely assumed I was a left-liberal. It's amazing what people will tell you unbidden if they think you're one of them. Posted at 01:40 AM Friday, May 02, 2003 BUT DON'T ROCK THE BOAT [Ramesh Ponnuru] National Journal reports that Rock the Vote is opening a Washington office to be headed by one Hans Riemer, who has spent his previous career explaining why Social Security doesn't need free-market reform. Riemer says that "the organization is moving aggressively to carve out a role as an issues organization that takes a stand on policy issues for young people." Wonderful. Posted at 05:25 PM PUBLIC OPINION ON PREFERENCES [Ramesh Ponnuru] The same Quinnipiac poll noted that the Supreme Court "will be deciding whether public universities can use race as one of the factors in admissions to increase diversity in the student body." Sixty-seven percent of respondents opposed this use of race, while 28 percent favored it. Posted at 03:40 PM PUBLIC OPINION ON SODOMY LAWS [Ramesh Ponnuru] Karlyn Bowman, who analyzes public opinion for the American Enterprise Institute, has put together a compilation of the results of media polls on homosexuality. The data series for one question casts some light on the controversy about same-sex sodomy laws: "Do you think that homosexual relations between consenting adults should or should not be legal?" As you'd expect, the trend over time is toward greater support for a live-and-let-live policy. The low point for that policy (in Bowman's series) comes in a 1986 Gallup poll, which had people favoring prohibition by 57 to 32 percent. The latest result in the series: In a May 2002 poll, people favored making "homosexual relations" legal by 52-43 percent. I was surprised at how high the support for prohibition still is. The 43 percent figure cuts both ways. It may make Sen. Santorum's defenders think that his support for sodomy laws does not, by the standards of public opinion, mark him as an "extremist." But it also suggests that those conservatives who oppose sodomy laws but have not said much about the subject--a group that includes myself--are underestimating the usefulness of speaking up against them. Bowman tells me that a March 2003 Quinnipiac poll asked if people agreed, "in general," with the Supreme Court decision "that allowed states to make homosexual relations illegal." Fifty-seven percent disagreed with the decision, and 38 percent agreed. The polls on the constitutional and the policy question are thus roughly in sync, which is depressing. Posted at 03:37 PM CLEANING UP AFTER MRS. KERRY [Ramesh Ponnuru] is going to be a full-time job for someone at the campaign. You may recall her response to the anonymous White House aide's remark that her husband "looks French": "They'll probably say he's French, he's Jewish... he's a monkey. I just find it sad." Jay Nordlinger commented on her remarks here and here. Wrote Jay: "Whoa, whoa: Jewish? monkey? . . . The Democrats had an actual Jew on the ticket in 2000. I don't recall my party going all brownshirt on him." Her spokeswoman, Chris Black, has now responded: "She would be shocked that anyone would misconstrue what she said." The story in the Forward continues: "'Ask the people taking offense what they think she meant,' Black added, accusing them of 'trying to distort' Heinz Kerry's meaning and 'making mischief.' As for 'monkey,' it's a term of teasing Heinz Kerry trades with her grandchildren. Think 'Curious George.'" Okay. . . So she's warning people that the Republicans are going to make sweetly teasing remarks about her husband? That's what makes her sad? I think Chris Black is going to deserve a pay raise by the time this campaign is over. Posted at 03:20 PM RE: DERB ON THE ROAD [John Derbyshire] NO!!! I did NOT really buy Earth Shoes!! Please do NOT cancel your subscription!! Posted at 02:48 PM "NEOCON" NERD SOLITAIRE? [Kathryn Jean Lopez] Posted at 02:45 PM DERB ON THE ROAD [John Derbyshire] Colorado & N. California next week--full schedule here VERY nervous about Berkeley; have requested armored escort to bookstore, but request refused. Shall attempt to blend in--grow beard, practice peace sign, carry copy of Mother Jones, etc. Now, where did I store those Earth Shoes I bought back in '75? Posted at 02:18 PM POSSIBLE AL QAEDA ATTACK IN PAKISTAN WARNING [Kathryn Jean Lopez] Posted at 02:08 PM MORE X [Kathryn Jean Lopez] from the L.A. Times senior film critic, Kenneth Turan: Xavier, rather like the U.N.'s Kofi Annan, thinks everyone should get along as equals, while Magneto, borrowing a page from some in Washington, thinks because mutants are stronger and smarter than anyone else it makes perfect sense that they rule the world. Posted at 01:55 PM RE: NORTHERN IRELAND ELECTIONS [John Derbyshire] BTW, some Irish-American readers want to know why I, along with the rest of the press (including the Irish press) have not made more of the recent revelations that the British security forces "colluded with Loyalist murders of Catholics in Northern Ireland." Well, because there is not much to make. Here is what went on, as I understand it. The Brits had several "moles" in both Loyalist and Republican gangs. As always in this kind of operation, nasty moral problems arose when, in order to maintain the integrity of the "moles," their minders had to shut their eyes to killings. It seems to have happened on both sides, with dead Catholics and dead Protestants both to the account, theoretically, of the British govt. Because of this, nobody in N.I. has been able to make much political capital out of it. The moral problems here are, as I said, nasty, and I'm not going to second-guess them. I doubt there is a nice way to fight terrorism. Posted at 01:19 PM BRITISH ELECTIONS (MORE) [Andrew Stutaford] In a sign of the times, it looks as if some of Labour's losses (and the swing to the broadly antiwar Liberal Democrats) may have reflected British Muslims' anger over Iraq. Posted at 01:13 PM X-DAY [Kathryn Jean Lopez] Jim Geraghty e-mails: I know there's probably not a lot of conservatives in the field of movie critics, but the lefty sneers at Rumsfeld & neoconservatism in reviews of the X-Men sequel seem a little over the top. Posted at 01:12 PM IRREDUCIBLE ELEMENT OF CHAOS [John Derbyshire] Military readers are e-mailing in numbers to confirm that military life is indeed exceptionally rich in synonyms for what I called "the irreducible element of chaos in all human affairs." I had forgotten about the utterly unprintable one known by its initals as "Charlie Foxtrot"--though I had heard it as "Mongolian C.F." Another term, this one from the British army, is "Chinese fire drill"--not very PC, I suppose, but then there are not many Chinese people in the British Army. FUBAR, by the way, for the reader who asked, stands for "fouled up beyond all recognition." Or something like that. Posted at 01:11 PM BRIT BOMBERS & CHOICE [Andrew Stuttaford] The discovery that the two most recent suicide bombers in Israel (one bomb failed to detonate and the would-be 'martyr' is on the run) were British citizens has, understandably enough, provoked a great deal of introspection in the UK. As Philip Johnston (the writer of the article from the Daily Telegraph) discusses, it's not difficult to see this incident as yet another example of the failures of multiculturalism in Britain. As he notes, "where, once, assimilation was considered the proper ambition of a modern, liberal democracy, for three decades now the multi-culturalists have held sway, encouraging a pluralism that has manifested itself in segregation." For a preview of a controversy likely to come to this country, check out the comments by Ted Cantle, the man asked by the Home Office to look into recent troubles in three British cities. According to the Daily Telegraph, Cantle found "that physical segregation was compounded by separate education, social and cultural networks, and employment." That's not a new point to make, and segregation is not (obviously) a phenomenon that is confined to the UK (as this sad story from Georgia reminds us). But then the Telegraph reports that Mr Cantle went on to say that faith schools posed a "significant problem" in these divided communities. This raises an interesting question at a time when the debate over school choice continues. I have always been in favor of education vouchers, and there is no reason to think that a Muslim school need be any less (or more) benign than a 'traditional' parochial school. If schools tied to religious beliefs are to be allowed to enroll voucher students, the state clearly has no business in picking and choosing between different beliefs - a Muslim school should have no more or less right to accept such students than an atheist academy or a Protestant prep. Nevertheless, in an age where a violent form of religious extremism is on the rise, the prospect, however unlikely, of some sort of jihadi school being effectively funded by the taxpayer raises troubling questions to say the least. I'm thinking aloud here, but this looks like a problem. What's the solution? Some sort of licensing system, I suppose, but it won't be easy. Posted at 01:04 PM MORE FROM BRITAIN [Dave Kopel] Last night's preliminary election returns for local council races in England significantly understated Tory gains. It now appears that the Tories have picked up 550 seats, out of the approximately 11,000 seats which were elected. On election day, Tory Shadow Trade Minister Crispin Blunt ostentatiously resigned his leadership post, in what he hoped would be the startof a party revolt leading to a no-confidence vote against Tory leader Ian Duncan Smith. While the Independent is claiming that Blunt's resignation overshadows the Tory gains, the more realistic newspapers, including the Guardian, are acknowledging that "IDS" has significantly improved his position as leader, thanks to strong election results. The unstated cause of Blunt's hostility to IDS appears to have been disagreement with Tory leadership's support for the liberation of Iraq, as well as Tory support for Israel. Posted at 12:51 PM THE PRESIDENT'S SPEECH [John Derbyshire] From a reader in South Carolina. Note: "BSD" is a Derb-readers in-joke. As I watched the President speak last night and considered the light years Posted at 12:45 PM WISDOM OF THE TURKS [John Derbyshire] I am amazed at the number of Turkish readers we have. The proverb I posted--"Nerede cokluk, orada bokluk"--does indeed translate pretty much as I posted it: "Where there are people, there is doo-doo." It is used to express the perception, which seems to be strong among Turks, that all human affairs--especially those involving large numbers of people--contain an irreducible and unavoidable component of disorder, mess, chaos, bungling, stupidity, screw-up, SNAFU, FUBAR, monkeys trying to get intimate with footballs, etc. etc. etc. The nearest American equivalent would be--cleaning up the language a little--"stuff happens." As a matter of fact, in my experience, this sense of the chaos-potential of all group activity is strongest among military people, presumably because in military matters the consequences of it tend to be more dire. Posted at 12:23 PM NORTH BACK [Kathryn Jean Lopez] Oliver North doesn’t have high hopes for his fellow embeds, postwar: now that the embedded correspondents have returned home, it also appears that we are also going to have "more of the same" when it comes to the reporting on the effort of America's armed forces still in Iraq. Those who now have their quills in barrels of poison ink have the forum. Expect fewer interviews with heroes -- and more criticism of their commander in chief. Posted at 12:22 PM BORIS DERBYSHIRE--STATUS REPORT [John Derbyshire] Other than some slight ocular degeneration, Boris is fighting fit at 12 years old. (And this, I learn from the vet, is actually 69 in people years, not 84 as I had supposed. The 7-to-1 rule is for bigger dogs. At 27 lbs, Boris is aging at only 5.75 to 1.) It's not an original thought, but when discussing these things with the vet, I can't help hearing Time's winged chariot rumbling away behind me somewhere. In the accelerated lives of these little cretures, we see our own lives in miniature; in their aging and death we glimpse our own. Somber reflections... but perhaps that's part of the reason we are given these companions to love and then lose--so that we won't lose sight of our own mortality. Posted at 12:11 PM STILL LOVING CASTRO [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
Posted at 10:33 AM RE: CORNER POST ABOUT EVEN LESS [John Derbyshire] Thank you, Kathryn. And, by the way, *T*H*A*N*K* *Y*O*U* for your own postings, and for holding up The Corner while the rest of us are goofing off. Now I am taking leave of absence for a couple of hours. NOT to goof off, but to bring Boris round to the vet for his 25,000-mile check-up and shots. Posted at 10:23 AM TURKISH DELIGHT [John Derbyshire] A handful of readers have been struggling with online translation services to make sense of the Turkish apothegm I posted yesterday: "Nerede cokluk, orada bokluk." (There is a cedilla under the "c" which I can't be bothered to find out how to do.) Well, the following translation is as delicate as I can make it: "Where there are people, there is excrement." Which, as I said, is indisputably true. It is so true, in fact, that, on reflection, I should like some Turkish-spekaing reader to tell me in what kind of context it is usual to utter it. After all, things that are universally and obviously true hardly ever need saying out loud. What--to fall into po-mo jargon--what is the "subtext" of this proverb? Posted at 10:16 AM NORTHERN IRELAND ELECTIONS PUT OFF [John Derbyshire] ...because, fundamentally, the IRA will not give up its option to have another try at uniting Ireland by force. There is also the fact, plain to everyone, that elections now would display even more of the polarization effect--the "flight to extremes"--that I noted on this site two years ago, that scares and angers respectable politicians in Britian and, more especially, Ireland. And so another chapter is added to the manual that British governments have been writing for the past 34 (or 87, or 837, depending on your point of view) years--the one titled "How NOT to Deal with a Terrorist Movement." Posted at 10:14 AM ARE YOU A COLLEGE STUDENT? [Kathryn Jean Lopez] How about signing up for the Young America's Foundation summer conference? (You'll meet some NR'ers there, among others.) The wonderful folks at the Young American's Foundation did not put me up to this. It's just the weather is nice, conservatism rocks, and I thought I would mention it, as some of you make your summer plans. I went, for the record, and made my first appearance in NR because of it, in an ad for their next summer conference. Suffice it to say, I highly recommend. Back in the stone age when I went, there was just one conference, the summer one, for college kids (I was actually a high-school senior). Now they have a summer high school conference, and a bunch of other programs. Check it out. Posted at 10:13 AM JUST FOR THE RECORD [Kathryn Jean Lopez] I'll take Derb's version of "nothing" anyday, anytime. Posted at 10:06 AM BANKHEAD [Andrew Stuttaford] Jonah, talk of Tallulah always reminds me of the great Tallulah Bankhead. Marvelously, her last words were 'codeine...bourbon', two pleasures that, famously, were not confined to her death bed. Posted at 10:01 AM CORNER POST ABOUT NOTHING [John Derbyshire] Nothing consequential, anyway, Kathryn--just to chime in with approval of the President's style, guts, and leadership, and to note that with every stirring patriotic speech, every gesture of courage and commitment, every ballsy decision and action, it becomes ever more clear what a directionless shambles the Clinton presidency was. Does the man make the hour, or the hour the man? I don't know, and in the case of GWB we shall never know. 9/11 happened, and this man has risen to it magnificently. Posted at 09:48 AM BIG APPLE, BIG PROBLEMS [Jonah Goldberg] No G-File today. I’m in NYC for a surgical family visit with the miniature Goldberg. I’m close to done on the G-File, but the batteries on this laptop are doomed and I left the power cord in D.C. Moving to BlackBerry. I promise three G-Files next week and full Corner presence. My apologies to K-Lo especially who’s been left manning (womaning?) the Corner fort. Posted at 09:22 AM SAW IT COMING [Jonah Goldberg] West Wing’s demise was inevitable. First, almost all of the original plots were derivative from the Clinton Administration. The moment those scripts started seeming less like they were “ripped from the headlines” and more like generalized hackdom, the show became parody. The dumb Republican character – appropriately played by Mr. Streisand -- was silly. You can really tell how desperate the producers are when the commercial teasers for a drama show are for an action show. The promos for West Wing for the last few months have been about death threats, sniper attacks, plain crashes and, I think, nuclear war. When the idea of a show driven by talking has to be hidden behind silly gimmicks, you know that it’s dying on the vine. Posted at 09:21 AM BUGSY MALONE [Jonah Goldberg] Every time I read or hear about the troubles in Fallujah I get that song from Bugsy Malone in my head – the one Jodie Foster sings. My name is Tallulah My first rule of thumb I don't say where I'm going Or where I'm coming from I try to leave a little reputation behind me So if you really need to You'll know how to find me.” Posted at 09:20 AM WH SPECTACULAR [John J. Miller] A good Tom Shales column on the president's address. Posted at 08:58 AM IT'S OFFICIAL [Kathryn Jean Lopez] One of the Bush's co-pilots just said on CNN, "He's a stud." End of discussion. Posted at 07:54 AM BRITISH ELECTION RETURNS [Dave Kopel] May 1 was the day for local council elections in Britain. With about 11,000 local seats contested, the Tories appear to be gaining about 300 seats--a respectable gain, but mainly a regression to the mean, following a Tory wipeout two elections ago. The Tories remain mired in a debate over what they really stand for, and are having difficulty fully exploiting Labor's failure to deliver on its long-standing promises to improve the quality of education, health care, and police protection. Posted at 07:12 AM GOING FOR ISRAELI WINE [Kathryn Jean Lopez] Jerusalem Post: Nine Israeli wineries won medallions at the Challenge International du Vin at Bordeaux, France, where wineries from 31 countries submitted some 5000 wines, Israel Radio reports. Posted at 07:10 AM TWO MORE FROM THE DECK IN CUSTODY [Kathryn Jean Lopez] Posted at 07:08 AM WHISTLING DIXIE IN RIYADH [Kathryn Jean Lopez] Hhhmmm. I wonder why the Dixie Chicks don't tour in Saudi Arabia. An Arab Newser defends them. Oh, the ironies.... Posted at 06:49 AM NO!!! [Kathryn Jean Lopez] Touchy-feely trauma therapy goes to Iraq. Sally Satel on the army of therapists the Iraqis now have to deal with. You can guess WHO sent 'em. Posted at 05:41 AM I SEE... [Kathryn Jean Lopez] ...a John J. Miller in the Wall Street Journal today. Posted at 05:30 AM NEWS AND SPORTS [John J. Miller] As for the baseball game: Sadly, the Frederick Keys defeated the Potomac Cannons. (We live close to the Cannons' home field.) My kids didn't really notice, though. They spent most of the time goofing around with the creature seen in these pictures. Posted at 05:23 AM COOL PREZ [John J. Miller] The Miller family went to a minor-league baseball game last night, so we missed the president's speech. Saw a few clips on the late-night news, though. My wife had a great comment about Bush flying the plane: "Bill Clinton never could have done that." She's right, of course. (You're always right, honey.) With Clinton, it would have been one of those Dukakis-in-a-tank moments. GWB in a flight suit? Looked perfectly natural. Posted at 05:15 AM D.C.'S PRO-(SCHOOL) CHOICE MAYOR [Kathryn Jean Lopez] Yup, RP, the Washington Post says so, too. I can't imagine anyone in D.C. in good conscience not being convinced by the awful state of those schools...of course, Williams is a rare bird in his party, still, somehow... Posted at 12:06 AM Thursday, May 01, 2003 BOMBERS AS PEACE ACTIVISTS [Kathryn Jean Lopez] Some background on the Mike's Place bombing. Posted at 11:52 PM COMMIES IN IRAQ... [Kathryn Jean Lopez] ...were free to celebrate May Day this year. Posted at 11:48 PM THINK NRO IS STUDLY? [NRO Staff] Donate today. Posted at 11:44 PM THE TEXT [Kathryn Jean Lopez] The ever-cool White House website has the audio and video and photos, too. Posted at 11:19 PM HOWARD FINEMAN [Kathryn Jean Lopez] For tomorrow's Hotline: On Hardball, he just called the Lincoln speech, the "strong horse" speech. (Recall: Osama bin Laden, c. Dec. 2001, "When people see a strong horse and a weak horse, by nature, they will like the strong horse.") Posted at 11:07 PM KATHRYN'S CORNER [Kathryn Jean Lopez] Some of my Corner colleague guys are getting old and going to sleep earlier or something. Jeepers. Readers are getting really bored of me, guys. Save us. Posted at 11:01 PM I SAT IN BUSH'S SEAT GUY: [Kathryn Jean Lopez] Another e-mail worth sharing:
Posted at 10:59 PM GREENPEACE IS MESSED UP [Kathryn Jean Lopez] They have their own deck of cards. Suffice it to say, they definitely do not see a stud when they see da prez. Posted at 10:45 PM MRS. MADISON [Kathryn Jean Lopez ] I can’t help but wonder: when feminists are putting together their lists of great chick moments in history, does Rick’s Dolley Madison story make it? I’m skeptical. Washington was a white male and all. Posted at 10:36 PM WEST WING [Kathryn Jean Lopez] The inevitable end of West Wing story, which has not been buried, despite the real president's domination of the news today, reminds me of the best line from it last night. (I hadn't seen it for awhile and tuned in late last night--but not too late.) SPOILERS (SORTA) AHEAD. The veep is found out to be having an affair with a socialite, to whom he leaked classified documents. The chief of state winds up telling him--without knowledge of the specifics of how bad her coming book will be--"this is grounds for divorce, not for resignation." Though the vice president wound up resigning, it was the perfect Clinton/Bartlet response... Posted at 10:05 PM THE MUSEUM SCANDAL [Kathryn Jean Lopez] 170,000 artifacts stolen? Well, maybe the estimate was a little high: It's down to 25 items now. Posted at 09:57 PM CO-PILOT BUSH: STRAIGHT AND STEADY [Kathryn Jean Lopez] I hadn't noted until now: From AP: Bush emerged in a green flight suit, carrying his helmet, and shouted to reporters, "Yes, I flew it!" He said he had only steered the plane "straight ahead" and wasn't tempted to try to land it. Posted at 09:51 PM WMDS, WMDS, ETC. EARLIER IN THE NIGHT [Kathryn Jean Lopez] A media watcher tells me: John "King was also asked about WMDs just BEFORE the speech by Paula Zahn. But think of it this way, as a disclaimer that says, see we're not just Ari Fleischer's little action figures." Posted at 09:40 PM MRS. GREENSPAN [Kathryn Jean Lopez] A reader tells me: Andrea Mitchell commented that the President's connection between an Al-Qaeda cell in Baghdad and the Iraqi regime is shaky at best. Posted at 09:38 PM WMDS. WMDS. WMDS. WHERE ARE THEY? WMDS. WMDS. WMDS!!!!! [Kathryn Jean Lopez] Aaron Brown Immediately just asked John King "how sensitive" the White House must be to the fact that WMDs have not been found. About all he got out of the speech. Posted at 09:25 PM A THANK YOU CARD [Kathryn Jean Lopez ] More than a boastful victory speech, this is a commander’s thank you—to his men, to his generals, to his “Rummy.” It’s authentic and it is deserved. This is a president proud of what his nation has accomplished. Posted at 09:24 PM A TAD LINCOLNIAN ON THE LINCOLN… [Kathryn Jean Lopez ] …was that Isaiah quote. Posted at 09:23 PM WHAT OUR MILITARY MEANS [Kathryn Jean Lopez ] Those we lost were last seen on duty. Their final act on this earth was to fight a great evil, and bring liberty to others. All of you--all in this generation of our military--have taken up the highest calling of history. You are defending your country, and protecting the innocent from harm. And wherever you go, you carry a message of hope--a message that is ancient, and ever new. In the words of the prophet Isaiah: "To the captives, 'Come out,'--and to those in darkness, 'Be free.’” Posted at 09:22 PM WINNING THE WAR ON TERROR [Kathryn Jean Lopez] President Bush on the Lincoln: As of tonight, nearly one-half of al-Qaida's senior operatives have been captured or killed. Let’s add to this:
Posted at 09:17 PM "THEY HAVE FAILED" [Kathryn Jean Lopez] The Battle of Iraq is one victory in a war on terror that began on September 11th, 2001, and still goes on. That terrible morning, 19 evil men-- the shock troops of a hateful ideology--gave America and the civilized world a glimpse of their ambitions. They imagined, in the words of one terrorist, that September 11th would be the "beginning of the end of America." By seeking to turn our cities into killing fields, terrorists and their allies believed they could destroy this Nation's resolve, and force our retreat from the world. They have failed. Posted at 09:11 PM AMERICAN GOODNESS AND GREATNESS [Kathryn Jean Lopez] In the images of falling statues, we have witnessed the arrival of a new era. For a hundred years of war, culminating in the nuclear age, military technology was designed and deployed to inflict casualties on an ever-growing scale. In defeating Nazi Germany and imperial Japan, Allied Forces destroyed entire cities, while enemy leaders who started the conflict were safe until the final days. Military power was used to end a regime by breaking a nation. Today, we have the greater power to free a nation by breaking a dangerous and aggressive regime. With new tactics and precision weapons, we can achieve military objectives without directing violence against civilians. No device of man can remove the tragedy from war. Yet it is a great advance when the guilty have far more to fear from war than the innocent. Posted at 09:07 PM WE HAVE PREVAILED [Kathryn Jean Lopez] "the tyrant has fallen, and Iraq is free." Posted at 09:03 PM THE APPLAUSE AND SHOUTS [Kathryn Jean Lopez] You can not fake or stage that kind of enthusiasm. Posted at 09:02 PM I PARAPHRASE… [Kathryn Jean Lopez] ...but Chris Matthews (on MSNBC just now) seems to think the “gender gap” has faded now that the president is a hot stud. Posted at 08:59 PM PRESIDENTIAL STUDS? [Rick Brookhiser] Not a Stud Moment, but a Tough First Lady moment: Dolley Madison leaving the White House at the last possible moment as the Brits descended on the capital, then pausing to have a portrait of George Washington cut out of its frame, rolled up and carried along so the enemy would not desecrate it. One feisty gal. Posted at 08:23 PM WWCD? [John Derbyshire] Pshaw to your readers who think GWB was grandstanding by landing on the carrier like that. Pshaw and fiddlesticks. The standard to be applied here is WWCD--What would Churchill do? He would do exactly this (though his minders would have put him in a straitjacket first). Heck, as I recall, the old boy wanted to go in with the guys on D-Day, and was only stopped by royal intervention. Posted at 08:20 PM I DIDN'T KNOW [Ramesh Ponnuru] that DC mayor Anthony Williams "wholeheartedly and unequivocally supports the President's proposal to provide scholarships to children in the District," but that's what the folks at the Center for Education Reform are saying he said today. (I'm quoting CER, not Williams.) Good for him. Posted at 06:35 PM FAIR AND BALANCED BLOCKQUOTING OF READERS’ E-MAILS [Kathryn Jean Lopez] I'm getting lots of e-mails from folks who disagree with my the talk (although lots agree, too, mind you): Admit it--if you saw Clinton (or Gore) pull that type of stunt on the aircraft carrier you would lambaste them for a) abusing their privileges with the military as their personal playground in a time of war, and b) using the military for extremely cynical political gamesmanship. And you would have been right. Bush is not a fighter pilot. He is the CIVILIAN commander-in-chief of the armed forces, not some wanna-be soldier, which is what he clearly looks like here. Can you imagine Presidents Roosevelt, Truman or even Eisenhower doing this? It's beneath the office and beneath the standard of dignity that Bush himself has placed on the administration of the Presidency. Mark this as the GW Bush Jump the Shark Moment--i.e. the point where administration war hubris started to eat away at real geopolitical gains made by this administration. I have generally supported the President in his tackling of very tough national security issues, but this is clearly shameful (and shameless) grandstanding. Not worthy of the most powerful office in the world.And another: I must dissent. This looks like a stunt designed to generate campaign advertisement footage. Loyal to the core with GWB, except when he engages in cheap marketing.This is different, guys. And it’s not just because he is a Republican and I like him. It’s different because he is a leader of a nation that is winning a historically significant war. He is using the props of commander in chief to show the nation and the world—the day after the State Department announced that terrorism is at its lowest point in decades in the U.S.—to demonstrate that we are winning this long war on terrorism, even if we still have miles to go, to show that we support these guys who fought and those who died for our freedom and for the freedom of Iraqis, Afghans, and hopefully in the future, others in that part of the world. As a nation, we went through a heck of an adjustment post-9/11, and he has every right to be on the Lincoln today and tonight. I might add, too, it’s not like he popped on for a quick photo-op—this visit will rank high in life experiences for most of the guys whose hands the president shakes today, or jokes with, or has chow with. Again, this is not some stunt photo op. Posted at 05:30 PM THE WAR ON JUNK FOOD [Ramesh Ponnuru] David Frum says it's going to be the successor to the war on tobacco. David thinks of snobbery as one of the links between these wars. But I thought that Michael Greve made a smart point to the contrary a few months ago: "Widespread speculation that the tobacco settlement might generate copycat campaigns against other industries focused on industries that shared tobacco's injury-inducing characteristics and its ill repute, meaning that no New York Times reporter would go near the products--guns, for example, and fast foods. Both industries, however, have suffered only a few wildcatter lawsuits by cities and private plaintiffs. No organized assault has materialized. "Instead, the litigation industry has zeroed in on financial brokerage houses and pharmaceutical firms--both of which service the intelligentsia, and the latter of which actually save lives. Neither cultural explanations nor product characteristics appear to explain the litigation industry's choice of targets. Nor does the targeted industries' conduct explain that choice. . . . For an explanation, and for a prediction concerning next-on-deck industries, one must look to the political economy of the matter. First, targeted industries will typically be unable to differentiate their products along jurisdictional lines and to control cross-border arbitrage (meaning the unauthorized sale of products from one jurisdiction into another, with much of the proceeds going to middlemen). Second, targeted industries will tend to be highly concentrated. . . . "The regulatory ambitions imply that the states and the targeted industry as a whole must be able to reach an agreement. "That ability rises in proportion to industry concentration. At the time of the tobacco settlement, the four major manufacturers supplied 99 percent of the American market. That enormous concentration made it possible to bring the industry to the bargaining table and to monitor the firms' compliance with the agreement. At the other extreme, the fragmentation of the fast food and snack food industry explains why that otherwise vulnerable sector has so far escaped an organized attack. McDonald's and Wendy's can deal and comply. Thousands of smaller competitors do not, and the business is not amenable to entry controls. The litigation industry's attacks on investment and pharmaceutical firms are effectively a bet that those sectors are sufficiently cohesive and concentrated to cut a deal" (footnote omitted). Posted at 05:18 PM MUSHROOM CLOUD [Kathryn Jean Lopez] Aaron Bailey points out it is Aaron, not Alan. And to the woman who took the message from me earlier (and the hundreds before her), it's Kathryn, not Jennifer. Posted at 05:11 PM GALLOWAY BLACKOUT [Kathryn Jean Lopez] From the Media Research Center:
Posted at 04:52 PM WHAT? WAIT! WEST WING IS STILL ON? [Kathryn Jean Lopez] Looks like Alan Sorkin's writing his farewell address. Posted at 04:49 PM TOUGH AUDIENCE [Kathryn Jean Lopez] Another e-mailer: Look, I'm just an old M1 tank guy, but trapping the 4-wire is NOT a perfect landing. That pilot is going to be ribbed forever about almost doing a touch-n-go with the POTUS in an eject seat. It looked great to the unschooled eye, but to the guys who drop tail hooks, it was a grade "D". OTOH, our CinC looks just like another fighter jock. Fit, trim, looked like he was entirely in his element. The right man for the right time. Posted at 04:45 PM A VICTORY IN THE AIDS-FUNDING BATTLE [Kathryn Jean Lopez] The Pitts/Hyde Abstinence Amendment passed in the House, it provides that 33 percent of federal AIDS funds set aside for HIV/AIDS prevention go to premarital abstinence programs. Posted at 04:32 PM I'LL COOL OFF THE STUD TALK SHORTLY, BUT... [Kathryn Jean Lopez] ...before I do, here's an e-mail from a retired Air Force colonel. It's some kind of wonderful new day when our military has this kind of pride for their commander in chief: You just can't conceive of how much we love this guy. He commands an unprecedented amount of loyalty and respect among the armed forces. He not only walks the walk, he gets the trap (Navy talk). We don't think of him as a stud; he is so much more than that. He is the guy you hang with in the flight room, the guy you hunker down in the bunker with. He is the commander that is the first on the field and the last off. He is the guy you kneel down and pray with prior to putting your life on the line one more time. He is much more than a stud, he is a fighter jock. There are few in all of the armed forces who wouldn't march into Hell for him. Posted at 04:20 PM MORE LIKE IT [Kathryn Jean Lopez] Here's a picture for you. Posted at 04:09 PM A MAY DAY FAVORITE [Kathryn Jean Lopez] I love this piece from Josh Muravchik about his last May Day. Posted at 04:06 PM "THE PRESIDENTIAL PIVOT" [Kathryn Jean Lopez] CNN's Inside Politics just showed this shot of the president with Ricky Martin from inauguration time. Posted at 04:01 PM OSAMA ALIVE? [Kathryn Jean Lopez] Musharaf seems to believe it. Posted at 03:41 PM LOOK AT THIS: HERE IS THE AP COUNTER TO THE IMMACULATE LANDING [Kathryn Jean Lopez] Seeing is believing: The president bumps his head on Marine One earlier today. Posted at 03:34 PM A PREDICTION [Ramesh Ponnuru] Regarding my column yesterday on Al Sharpton, reader Nick Gatto writes, "There is no chance, let me repeat NO chance, that Al Sharpton will drop out of his 'presidential race' before the New York primary. At that point, the full attention of the NewYork City media, including the Times, will be on The Reverend, and he will choose that moment to try to become The Kingmaker, or The Kingbreaker. Winning in New York is not Al Sharpton's bottom line. Being The Kingmaker, or The Kingbreaker, is. Ask Mark Green how it works." Posted at 03:31 PM PRESIDENTIAL STUD, CONTINUED [Kathryn Jean Lopez] That looked to me like a pefect landing, to cap off a combat war won in under a month. If the likes of Fox News Channel and NR chose the pictures that would best characterize his presidency: bullhorn at Ground Zero, in a flight suit on the deck of the Lincoln, hanging with his men.... This is one cool presidential moment. If this were a private corporation, whoever thought of it would be getting a nice raise. Posted at 03:21 PM THE PREZ IS TAKING OFF FROM SAN DIEGO TO THE LINCOLN NOW [Kathryn Jean Lopez] The man is wearing a flight suit. This is the ultimate presidential stud moment, though I'm sure the likes of Rick could come up with others--though I doubt any as TV-ready-made as this one? Posted at 02:55 PM TURKISH [John Derbyshire] Andrew: The only thing I know how to say in Turkish is the proverb: "Nerede cokluk, orada bokluk." Unfortunately you will have to ask a Turkish-speaking person to give you a translation--the sense of the thing is not really suitable for a family website. The proverb is, however, indisputably true. Posted at 02:29 PM RE: REINCARNATION--YOU ONLY COME AROUND TWICE [John Derbyshire] Rich: All I can say to your e-mailer is, that whoever it was got reincarnated as Boris Derbyshire http://www.olimu.com/Photographs/Boris.htm must have lived a life crammed with good works from dawn to sundown. Boris's entire job description is: you eat, you sleep, you bark when the doorbell rings, you chase squirrels, and you go for long walks with an adult human being who picks up your poop with plastic bags he buys just for that purpose. I should be so lucky. Shall probably get reborn as one of those Navy dolphins, or a Palestinian donkey... Posted at 01:08 PM SHOCKING REVELATION [Andrew Stuttaford] From the London Times: "In a survey of 1,000 16- to 30-year-olds commissioned by the [UK] Government, a third of participants said they did “stupid things” while on holiday." Posted at 01:07 PM RALPH KRAMDEN NEVER TRIED THIS ONE [Kathryn Jean Lopez] Guys: Don't try this at home. Posted at 01:04 PM HE SAVED THE BRITISH EMBASSY [Andrew Stuttaford] Here's a guy who deserves a medal. Posted at 12:57 PM WOW [Rich Lowry] If the genre is hate mail, this e-mail prompted by my animal-testing column qualifies as almost a work of art: "You are an embaresment to the human race! And I don't appreciate the sarcasm when talking about rhesus monkeys with their red faces, rumps and dietary habits. What would people say about you if you were kept in a cage all day long? I don't appreciate your ugly facing peering out from my newspaper, that's for damn sure. You are an animal hater first off, not to mention xenophobic, before anything else, which is exactly why you think groups like PETA and NAVA should cease to exist. Food for thought: we really DON'T know what happens to us when we die, but you better start hoping and praying your not reincarnated into an animal that suffers in agony in one of the many labs that you support. Actually I can't think of anyone more deserving of that punishment then you, God willing." Posted at 12:46 PM DERB THE LINGUIST [John Derbyshire] No, I can't speak Hungarian. I am only a dabbler. For the melancholy truth about my linguistic abilities, see here. Posted at 12:43 PM THIS COULD SETTLE IT [Rod Dreher] This just in from fellow Dallasite Matt Miller: "One of my roommates in law school had a yellow lab that--I swear I am not making this up--he trained to fetch beer from the fridge. The dog would only fetch bottles, we had to tie a towel around the fridge door so that the dog could pull it open, we had to put the beer in the same place in the fridge, and the dog still only got it right about half the time, but it was the single greatest trick I've ever seen. If that's not reason enough to get a dog, then I don't know what to tell you." Posted at 12:15 PM DOG RESULTS ARE IN [Rod Dreher ] I'm still finishing up reading the tidal wave of responses to my request for dog-buying-for-small-boy advice. Thanks for writing, folks. No need to continue, though; I've got about 300 suggestions already. Someone wrote with this priceless anecdote: "Our 11 year old started asking for a dog at about your son's age. We are older parents and had no need for a dog in our spotless home. But when he left a leash hanging on the side of his bed 'in case God left him a dog during the night,' we knew we had lost the war." Maybe that'll be the sign Julie and I need. Anyway, I wanted to report the results of the dog poll. The overwhelming favorite, with about 70 percent of the vote, was the Labrador retriever. The second-biggest vote-getter was the pound mutt. There were sizable numbers of readers who recommended beagles, golden retrievers, border collies, bichons frise, and various kinds of terriers (except one reader, who said never ever ever get a Jack Russell terrier). There were even several readers who wrote to say poodles are great, if you don't get them pomped up with ridiculous hairstyles. I like the guy who advised, "Rod, please don't get your son a foo-foo dog. He even may like it at first, but as he grows older, he'll be ashamed of it." I can say without fear of contradiction that we are a non-foo-foo-dog household. Several readers sent me to this site, the SelectSmart for dog breeds. I typed in all my variables, and it recommended the following, in order of suitability: border terrier, labrador retriever, pharaoh hound, bulldog, airedale terrier. Posted at 12:14 PM MORE LANGUAGE GEEKERY [Andrew Stuttaford] John, that's certainly true - particularly when it comes to "ethnic/patriotic assertiveness". There's an entertaining discussion of this question in Anne Applebaum's wonderful Between East and West: Across the Borderlands of Europe. In one highly amusing (if you like this sort of thing) passage, she recalls the ferocious controversies that used to roil the small, but determined, world of Polish-Lithuanian nationalist linguistic studies over the correct 'identity' of a number of small villages in the Vilnius/Wilno/Vilna region. Then again, as Applebaum points out, there's Adam Mickiewicz, Poland's greatest poet, and Byelorussia's too (there he's Adam Mitzkevich). Lithuanians meanwhile note that while Adomas Mickevieius wrote his most famous work (Pan Tadeusz) in Polish, it begins with a reference to Lithuania, his "fatherland"... Posted at 12:11 PM RE: JAY NORDLINGER'S IMPROMPTU ON IRAQ BOUNTY [John Derbyshire] Jay: I suggest that some enterprising contractor to the US military start turning out T-shirts printed with: "My Dad helped liberate Iraq and all I got was this lousy T-shirt!" Posted at 12:07 PM LANGUAGE AFFILIATIONS AS POLITICAL TOOLS [John Derbyshire] As an example of what I meant by "ethnic/patriotic assertiveness," I note that as part of their training for dealing with foreigners, Chinese govt. officials are taught to fend off questions about Chinese rule over Tibet by pointing out the true fact that the Tibetan language and the Chinese language belong to the same family. As an argument, of course, this is laughable: equivalent to the assertion that Jews have a right to sovereignty over Arabs (both languages Semitic), or Norwegians sovereignty over Iran (both Indo-European), or Samoans sovereignty over Madagascar (both Austronesian). I have heard it offered in all seriousness, though, three or four times, by Chinese govt. spokespersons. Posted at 12:06 PM RE: JAY NORDLINGER'S IMPROMPTU ON STATE ABBREVIATIONS [John Derbyshire] Right on, Jay. "Mass." is much more human than "MA." I have noticed that older people--I am talking about over 70s--here on Long Island still often write their address as "Huntington, L.I." instead of the bureaucratically-correct "Huntington, NY." I am so taken with this that I have started doing it myself--though it will probably mean that half my mail will get redirected to Louisiana, or Lower Indiana, or somewhere. Posted at 11:41 AM CLOTURE ON OWEN FAILED, BTW [Kathryn Jean Lopez] 52-44--see Byron on the latest on the homepage Posted at 11:17 AM RE: LANGUAGE AFFILIATIONS [John Derbyshire] Andrew: This whole business is addled with superstitions, conjectures, urban legends, and ethnic/patriotic assertiveness. Language A and language B have lots of similar-sounding words. Why? Because they diverged from a common ancestor-language centuries ago? Or because A borrowed a lot of words from B? Or vice versa? Or just sheer coincidence? This is the stuff of comparative linguistics. It's a science, though, with very strict evidentiary standards; and practically none of the superstitions, urban legends etc. that you will hear about language meet those standards. (Some of the coincidences are amazing. The word "swallow" has two utterly different meanings in English: a verb--to draw something into the esophagus, and a noun--kind of bird. Chinese has words for both these things, and the two Chinese words are pronounced identically--even the tone is the same.) Posted at 10:59 AM | ||||||