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GEOGHAN MURDERED IN JAIL [Rod Dreher] Just got the news that the notorious priest-pedophile John Geoghan has been murdered in prison.I have such strong feelings about this clerical pederasty scandal, and I might have expected upon hearing such a report to have been ... well, not happy, but at least relieved in some way. I'm not, not at all. I'm surprised, actually, by how very sad I feel. What a waste of a life. John Geoghan brought misery and destruction to so many, and in so doing was a violent man, in his way. There is, I suppose, a kind of justice in what has happened to him, but it's not a justice I would have sought, or wanted for him. I hope he confessed his sins, was truly repentant, and reconciled himself to God before he died. The whole thing just makes me sick. "Man hands on misery to man..." Posted at 05:25 PM L'ENVOI [John Derbyshire] That's it. That's it. I have mown the lawn, trimmed the bushes, whacked the weeds, read my e-mail, finished my Roy Moore piece, organized a semester of piano lessons, seen the wife off to work, and dumped the kids on neighbors. I am now going to sit in the garden with a glass of iced Snapple and read Townsend Ludington's biography of John Dos Passos. Anyone got a problem with that? Posted at 02:36 PM RE: ROY MOORE [John Derbyshire] Andrew: Roy Moore's comments, reported by you, that 9/11 was a judgment on us, were common at the time, and are theologically perfectly respectable in both the Judaic and Christian (and therefore, presumably, also the Muslim) traditions. Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell both voiced the same thought after 9/11. I wrote a brilliant and perceptive article on this a week after the event . Posted at 01:24 PM RE: FRUMENTY [John Derbyshire] Andrew: Am I the only Corner regular who has actually eaten a syllabub? Posted at 01:22 PM SIMON'S DROPPING OUT. [Kathryn Jean Lopez] Posted at 01:19 PM WHO HATES MULTINATIONALS? [Jonathan H. Adler] Leftist activists in the United States and Europe may think multinational corporations are a scourge to the world's poor, but that's not the view of most people in developing nations, according to the Pew Global Attitudes Survey. As reported in Yale Global Online, individuals in poor nations are far more likely to view globalization as positive for their country -- and the world's poor don't think much of the anti-globalization protestors who purport to speak on their behalf. In sub-Saharan Africa, for example, 75 percent of households believe that multinational corporations have a positive impact on their country, while only 28 percent have a similiarly positive view of anti-globalization protestors. (LvVC) Posted at 12:30 PM THANK WHO ALMIGHTY? [Susan Konig] So Dr. King's speech is inscribed on the Lincoln Memorial but the Ten Commandments are booted from the courthouse? There's a whole lot of God in the "I Have a Dream" speech. What's the difference? Posted at 10:08 AM IT WOULDN'T BE THE WEEKEND [Kathryn Jean Lopez] without Andrew Stuttaford in The Corner! Posted at 09:56 AM IMMIGRATION [Andrew Stuttaford] It’s not only the US where there’s an immigration debate. There was an interesting piece in a recent issue of the London Spectator on the situation in the UK. Here’s an extract: “Mass immigration — as opposed to limited immigration of skilled workers to meet shortages — damages the employment prospects of those already here, particularly the unskilled. The Home Office commissioned an economic study on the impact of immigration, which found that ‘an increase in immigration amounting to 1 per cent of the non-immigrant population would lead to an increase of 0.18 percentage points in the non-immigrant unemployment rate’. However, in an extraordinary act of politically correct immigration denial, the immigration minister Beverley Hughes issued a press release saying, ‘The research shows that it is simply not true that migrants “take the jobs” of the existing work force.’ However, London, where most immigrants come, has become the unemployment black spot of Britain, with 7 per cent joblessness, higher than any region of the UK. There is such a large pool of cheap labour that, for the first time ever, national chains such as McDonald’s and Burger King are no longer paying their highest rates in central London. Shop shelf-fillers now earn 10 per cent less in London than the average for the rest of the country. The world’s leading expert on the economics of migration, Professor George Borjas of Harvard University, complains that everyone is happy to accept that increasing labour supply reduces wages in all circumstances except when it comes to immigration, when they enter denial.” Food for thought? Posted at 09:25 AM ROY MOORE [Andrew Stuttaford] I haven’t been following the controversy over Alabama Chief Justice Roy Moore and his monument to the Ten Commandments with a great deal of attention, but these comments of his from January (if they are accurately reported) on 9/11 suggest that Moore is a judge who doesn’t always have the best judgment. Posted at 09:24 AM AND DUMBER [Andrew Stuttaford] Cybill Shepherd: A Schwarzenegger victory “would be the worst tragedy in the history of California.” Hyperbole, I know, but really…. Posted at 09:22 AM DUMB [Andrew Stuttaford] From the LA Times : “But talk quickly turned to the subject of the recall when a reporter asked Feinstein whether Schwarzenegger is glorifying using assault weapons by featuring them in his action movies. "Of course it glorifies those weapons, absolutely,'' Feinstein said.” Posted at 09:20 AM FRUMENTY [Andrew Stuttaford] And if we’re on the subject of words, here are a few from an early 16th Century guide to the running of a nobleman’s house. As the London Spectator’s Dot Wordsworth notes, the food sounds delicious. And so it does: “Frumenty with saffron; jussell, like bread sauce with sage; marmony of dates and pine nuts; mortrus of ground chicken, almond milk and rice flour; and, of course, fresh bread wrapped in its own napery, accompanying the fresh meat of fawn or coney or trout carved into mouth-sized pieces with professional skill. Each creature would not merely be carved — you had to rear a goose; spoil a hen; unlace a coney; untache a curlew; disfigure a peacock; culpon a trout; and splatte a pike.” Would have tasted pretty good too, I reckon. Posted at 09:20 AM RAY BRADBURY [Andrew StuttafordNRO] Ray Bradbury turned 83 this Friday. Judging by this, the old maestro still has plenty to say: “Some five years back, the editors of yet another anthology for school readers put together a volume with some 400 (count ‘em) short stories in it. How do you cram 400 short stories by Twain, Irving, Poe, Maupassant and Bierce into one book? Simplicity itself. Skin, debone, demarrow, scarify, melt, render down and destroy. Every adjective that counted, every verb that moved, every metaphor that weighed more than a mosquito – out! Every simile that would have made a sub-moron’s mouth twitch – gone! Any aside that explained the two-bit philosophy of a first-rate writer – lost! Every story, slenderized, starved, bluepenciled, leached and bled white, resembled every other story. Twain read like Poe read like Shakespeare read like – in the finale – Edgar Guest. Every word of more than three syllables had been razored. Every image that demanded so much as one instant’s attention – shot dead. Do you begin to get the damned and incredible picture?” Way to go. I’ll have to re-read some of his stories this weekend to celebrate his birthday. Something Martian may be particularly appropriate at the moment. Via Reason Posted at 09:19 AM 'REFORM TV' [Andrew Stuttaford] Now opposition in ‘Saudi’ Arabia is coming in through satellite television. Intriguing story via the London Independent , which doesn’t, alas, go into any details about the ideological impetus behind ‘Reform TV,’ but it seems to be explicitly religious. This could mean anything, of course, from moderate reformist to a fanaticism even more extreme than that now sponsored by the current regime (conspiracy theorists will note that the channel is broadcast from France, the country that once provided ‘Ayatollah’ Khomeini with a secure home base when that nasty old crank was campaigning against the Shah). Still it’s a reminder of the complexities of the Saudi situation – the current regime is unstable, vicious and a menace, but what replaces it could be far, far worse. Posted at 09:18 AM BULLYING BERLUSCONI [Andrew Stuttaford] It’s currently Italy’s turn to hold the EU’s rotating presidency. As such, it is responsible for moving forward with the Union’s agenda – and one of the main items on that agenda is the attempt to secure agreement on the draft EU constitution. The Brussels flack who claims to be Sweden’s foreign minister is now arguing that Berlusconi’s government is not well positioned to push this forward because it is, supposedly, a government “that isn't very deeply rooted in the rest of Europe”. While no one should shed any tears if the EU’s despotic constitution runs into difficulty, the Swede’s comments are revealing. Contrary to some of the wishful thinking over here, Berlusconi is a supporter of deeper EU integration, so that can’t be the problem. So what is? Well, it’s not difficult to suspect that it’s Berlusconi’s support of the free market and Atlanticism, beliefs that apparently mean that the Italian premier is not a ‘real’ European. The EU’s ideology becomes, it seems, ever more intolerant. Posted at 09:17 AM HOLY SMOKE [Andrew Stuttaford] Not content with the health minister’s planned ban on smoking in bars and restaurants, another Irish minister is, apparently, concerned about a different menace – incense in churches. Posted at 09:15 AM OSTALGIE [Andrew Stuttaford] Germany’s curious – and seemingly increasing – nostalgia for the East German dictatorship continues to grow, a disturbing development in a country that ought to be more careful than most about its history. Former dissident Rainer Eppelman has now weighed in on this topic: “It is irresponsible, unhygienic, dishonest, dishonorable -- and because of this it is also extremely dangerous, above all for the youth, particularly those born after 1985, who never knew or experienced the DDR.” The Billspricht blog has more. Posted at 09:12 AM Friday, August 22, 2003 NOT A FRIENDLY ELF [Jonathan H. Adler] Our own home-grown eco-terrorists are not so luddite as to forego a website. Posted at 07:02 PM GET WE WILL PREVAIL - NR’S NEW COLLECTION OF PRESIDENT BUSH’S BEST POST-9/11 SPEECHES [NR Staff] Since the attacks of September 11th, President George W. Bush has moved America with his speeches on war, terrorism, and freedom. Collecting over 90 of the President’s most inspiring speeches, proclamations, and statements, We Will Prevail shows a war president handling the special rhetorical responsibilities of a war presidency. This fascinating record of our times features an Introduction by Jay Nordlinger and a Foreword by Peggy Noonan. Get your first-printing edition direct from NR: the handsome hardcover is only $24.95 (shipping and handling are free). Click here for details. Posted at 04:58 PM EDITORIAL POLICY [Rod Dreher] Over on our blog, the editorial board of the Dallas Morning News is duking it out on the Israeli-Palestinian question. I'm getting e-mails from readers who agree with me (and you can well imagine the side I'm taking), and who say they are stunned by the positions some of my colleagues are taking, and by their reasoning. I'm hearing from my colleagues that their e-mail is saying the same thing about that lunatic right-wing, pro-Israeli Dreher. No matter which side you're on, it's useful for readers to see the kind of thinking, and the kind of people doing the thinking, that goes into the creation of the editorial positions of a major American daily newspaper. This kind of transparency serves the reader, who can see the ed board's biases plainly. This might sound self-serving, but I bet newspaper readers elsewhere in the country would benefit if their daily's editorial board did the same thing. Check us out and see what you think -- and please write to let me know. Posted at 04:53 PM RE: KLAVERN [Kathryn Jean Lopez] I take it back. Readers who aren't as lazy as I am clicked a little: The KKKers proclaim: "Hate is a product of Ignorance/Pride is a product of intelligence" deeper in the site. Posted at 04:41 PM P.C. KKK [Kathryn Jean Lopez] Rod, click on the Texas Knights “Klavern” link on the bottom of that site and you get something a tad less nuanced: "We Must Secure the Existence of Our People and a Future for White Children." I bet if you dug a little more...but I'm not going to. Posted at 04:26 PM IT'S OFFICIAL: OPRAH WINS! [Rod Dreher] A friend in Dallas alerts me to the incredibly strange official website of the Texas Ku Klux Klan. You've got to see this to believe it. The Kluckers have gone all squishy and feminine and politically correct. Their new slogan is, I kid you not, "Working toward a positive future for all mankind." What's next, a visit from the Fab Five? They just don't make white racial terrorists like they used to, ah reckon. Posted at 04:18 PM AL FRANKEN WAS A HARVARD FELLOW? [Kathryn Jean Lopez] Old news, evidently, but the apology for the bogus sex-ed letter he had send John Ashcroft is newer. (Forgive me if you know all of this already, I was a lame websurfer this week.) Posted at 03:57 PM FIGHTING LONG WARS [Kathryn Jean Lopez] Mona Charen reminds us what bin Laden said about Americans and war, in response to people who want us to bail Iraq ASAP: "Here is what the chief terrorist told ABC's John Miller in 1998: "We have seen in the last decade the decline of the American government and the weaknesses of the American soldier, who is ready to wage cold wars and unprepared to fight long wars. This was proven in Beirut when the Marines fled after two explosions. It also proves they can run in less than 24 hours, and this was also repeated in Somalia. ... Our youth were surprised at the low morale of the American soldiers. ... After a few blows, they ran in defeat. ... They forgot about being the world leader and leader of the new world order. (They) left, dragging their corpses and their shameful defeat." Posted at 03:52 PM LETHAL DEAN: PERSONAL PREFERS NOT TO DO IT HIMSELF, BUT FOR [Kathryn Jean Lopez] Howard Dean endorses assisted suicide: "I as a physician would not be comfortable administering lethal drugs, but I think this a very private, personal decision and I think individual physicians and patients have the right to make that private decision." Posted at 03:40 PM THE BUCKLEY PLEDGE [Peter Robinson] The last two sentences in WFB's column today on the California race (which K-Lo has posted in full below) are not only splendidly insightful but important: "A proposal: All three Republican candidates who trail the leader in the polls two weeks before October 7 should agree to withdraw, in favor of the leader." Mssrs. Schwarzenegger, Simon, McClintock, and Ueberroth, are you listening? You should all call press conferences, place your hands on your bibles...and take the Buckley Pledge. Posted at 03:36 PM GET NR’S ACCLAIMED BOOK OF CLASSIC KID’S STORIES! [NR Staff] This big, beautifully illustrated book of over 40 children's tales--personally selected by Bill Buckley--is a must for every family. Includes stories by literary giants Mark Twain, Lewis Carroll, Jack London, L. Frank Baum, Louisa May Alcott, Frances Hodgson Burnett, Rudyard Kipling, Bret Harte, Thornton Burgess, Howard Pyle, and many more. Praised by Catholic Parent Magazine as "excellent," "wholesome," and "beautiful. " Makes a great gift!. Only $29.95 (free shipping and handling!), and just $24.95 for additional copies. Click here for details. Posted at 03:18 PM THIS GUY [Kathryn Jean Lopez] reallyhates PowerPoint . (Not that I disagree necessarily, just could never be quite as passionate about it.) Posted at 03:17 PM DOG DAYS AND NRO [Kathryn Jean Lopez] Did I mention you should check out the homepage: Victor Davis Hanson, Meghan Gurdon, Geoffrey Norman and much more…. Posted at 03:13 PM ROADMAP, R.I.P. [Kathryn Jean Lopez] John Podhoretz writes: "Middle East peace process" is just a synonym for "Jews getting killed whenever Israelis make concessions to Palestinians." And, Mark, I think there's a lot of clarity in your outrage--maybe if you moved your offices closer to the White House and the State Department.... Posted at 02:18 PM CORNER SPECIAL: WFB ON THE TERMINATOR [Kathryn Jean Lopez] The Corner presents...William F. Buckley Jr.’s syndicated column on the California recall race. As always, read WFB on NRO first: On the Right Arnold's Hour? Posted at 02:08 PM SOME CONTEXT [Kathryn Jean Lopez] From George Will: "It was considered marvelous that there was no disorder in New York when the power recently went off for 29 hours. In Iraq, water, and electricity have been unreliable for months. Posted at 12:59 PM "BTW" [Kathryn Jean Lopez] We posted new content yesterday afternoon for today on the main page. This occasional slowness will end come Labor Day, I promise. We will intensely labor again (even Cosmo; I heard a rumor he has an interview with an Arnold or someone upcoming). Posted at 12:55 PM RE: GRAMMAR TEXTBOOKS FOR KIDS [John Derbyshire] Lots of help from readers on this. Many thanks to all. One I especially liked: "Mr. Derbyshire, I cannot think of a better instruction in English grammar than a concerned parent not accepting mistakes in his children's speech. No one is taught his first language, so it's important to hear it right, so that mistakes strike the child's ear as out-of-tune." Several readers told me to go to home-schooling websites, where there are lots of recommendations. Just google on "homeschooling," or go here or here (Christian books) or here. Someone says Barnes & Noble have a homeschooling section on their website, though I can't find it. Other particular recommendations (NB-- a lot of this stuff is out of print but can be found on used-book sites like Abebooks.com): "Voyages in English," available here, and multiply recommended. "Primary Language Lessons," by Emma Serl. "English for the Thoughtful Child," by Mary F. Hyde, originally published in 1908, revised and edited by Cynthia Shearer, www.greenleafpress.com. McGuffey's Readers. "The Elements of Grammar," by Margaret Shertzer. "The English Reference Book," published in 1952, by William B. Ravenel III, former Head of English at Episcopal High School in Alexandria. "Painless Grammar," by Rebecca Elliot, PhD (Barron's, 1997). Absolutely great for kids, say the several readers who recommended this one. "The New England Primer." "The Shurley Method: English Made Easy," (Shurley Instructional Materials, Inc., Cabot, Arkansas). Lots of Shurley fans. Here's a website. (For adults, not kids) "A Comprehensive Grammar of the English Language'" by Quirk, Greenbaum, Leech and Svartvik, Longman Group 1985 London & New York. (For first and second grade) "First Language Lessons," by Jessie Wise. This is available in the homeschooling section of Barnes and Noble. (For upper grades) "Harvey's Elementary Grammar and Composition," available here "Warriner's English Grammar and Composition." Thanks again to all who sent suggestions. Posted at 12:34 PM YES! [Kathryn Jean Lopez] that means more Lowry on NRO... I mean, congrats, Rich! Posted at 12:24 PM AT LAST [Rich Lowry] I finished most of the writing on my book a while ago, but I have finally gotten through enough of the remaining nagging stuff that I have achieved a status that can fairly be called "finished." You will be hearing much more about the book soon. In the meantime, let me just thank everyone who made it possible. If you are a colleague who tolerated--or perhaps enjoyed!--my inattention and absence in recent months, thank you. If you have ever answered one of my (increasingly desperate) column blegs, thank you. If you just suffered through my column blegs cluttering The Corner, thank you. If you are WFB, thank you. If you are Ed Capano or Dusty Rhodes, thank you. If you are Kate O'Beirne, the wisest woman in Washington, thank you. If you are my girlfriend, whose patience and impatience were both helpful in their own ways, thank you.... Posted at 12:08 PM NOT CAPTURED [Kathryn Jean Lopez] WASHINGTON (AP) -- Pentagon says one of two U.S. soldiers who Iraqi group claims it had captured is not missing and had simply lost his identification. Posted at 11:29 AM FAME AT LAST! [John Derbyshire] Check out Word of the Day on dictionary.com Posted at 11:14 AM RUSH LIMBAUGH'S FUTURE IN SPORTS [Kathryn Jean Lopez] Posted at 10:53 AM “AN ALTERNATIVE TO THE TOTALITARIAN VIEW OF ISLAM.” [Nick Schulz] If you want to get a better understanding of how totalitarian regimes control free thought and inquiry, read this interview with the Iranian philosopher of science Abdolkarim Soroush. Some have called him the Islamic Martin Luther. He says his goal is to offer an alternative to the totalitarian view of Islam. He has just returned to Iran. Posted at 10:46 AM A CONSTRUCTION PROJECT FOR JUDGE MOORE [Kathryn Jean Lopez] Not a bad idea. Posted at 10:35 AM THE FRINGE FESTIVAL'S REAL ODDBALLS [Tim Graham] Brent Bozell tells the story of "how a straightforward religious message can send the self-consciously hip artistic evaluators, who think they are tolerant of everything, screaming into the streets." Posted at 10:21 AM IDEALISM, BADLY DEFINED [Tim Graham] Ken Shepherd showed me how Aaron Brown greeted the latest resurfacing of the Sixties Wednesday on CNN: "Kathy Boudin, in a way, represents the darkness of the '60s, that young idealists could turn into monsters. Her supporters say she's done her time, realizes now the wrong that she's done, and channeled a good part of her idealism into work in prison. Many family members of the victim still see a monster, and monsters, they say, belong in prison." This, as a whole, is quite balanced (Brown also quoted a relative of someone her gang killed hoping she's truly reformed.) But I really choke at the use of the word "idealism," that radical leftists who wanted to overthrow the U.S. government, shred the Constitution, and give us some Lumumba-worshiping Marxist regime can be defined as "idealists." The media too often use it as a synonym for liberalism or radicalism, but rarely use it to define the well-grounded idealism of the Founders. Posted at 09:13 AM GAY NIGHT OUT ON NBC [Tim Graham] In an update on an earlier post, CBS's "Amazing Race 4" ended last night with the gay male couple, Reichen and Chip (always accompanied by the graphic "Married") won the contest as it ended in Phoenix. What followed was lots of preaching about the triumph of Americans "who happen to be gay" showing they can compete. As if someone said they were incapable of running, swimming, driving, and booking airline tickets. Anyway, another cultural bookend for the umpteenth re-airing of "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" on NBC. Posted at 09:11 AM IMPORTANT NEWS FOR JONAH [Stven Hayward] Animal House cast reunion, here. Posted at 09:09 AM ISRAEL MUST GO IT ALONE [Mark R. Levin] Not a day passed after the horrific murder of Israelis, including babies and young children, when a State Department official announced that, in essence, the so-called Roadmap to Peace was still on track. This was followed with an opinion piece by former National Security Adviser Brent Scowcroft, coldly insisting that the U.S. continue with its peace process. Unfortunately, no amount of slaughter or mayhem unleashed against the Israeli people distracts our diplomats or Israel-bashers like Scowcroft from their efforts to sellout Israel. It's time for Ariel Sharon to do the unthinkable. It's time for him to tell President Bush and Secretary of State Colin Powell that he will do whatever he must to save the lives of Israeli babies, including, if necessary, the toppling of the terrorist regimes in Iran and Syria that are waging war against Israel through their Palestinian surrogates. It's time for Prime Minister Sharon to look President Bush in his eyes--leader to leader--and tell him that the lives of his citizens are every bit as precious as the lives of American citizens, and that the perpetuation of a double standard, where the U.S. practices preemption and Israel is forced to practice restraint, is no longer acceptable. It's time for Sharon to tell Bush that he, as President of the United States, wouldn't tolerate the almost daily massacre of American babies, and he won't tolerate the massacre of Jewish babies, either. They're all God's children. It's time for Sharon to look Powell in his eyes--former general to former general--and tell him that the national security of his nation is every bit as important as the national security of the United States or any other sovereign, democratic state. And that Israel will not surrender any more of its land in exchange for false promises of peace. Indeed, Sharon should challenge Powell to help hundreds of thousands of Jews reclaim land throughout Europe that was stolen from them during the Holocaust, and stolen by Arab regimes over the last 50 years. It's time for Sharon to tell his own people that Israel's very survival is in doubt unless they are prepared to go it alone. And that means a willingness to risk the loss of substantial financial and military support from the United States, which has been used by successive American administrations to bully Israel into capitulation. It's time for Sharon to accept the unfortunate fact that the last president to act as a true friend to Israel was Richard Nixon. And that despite all the representations that the U.S. will ensure Israel's security, the fact is that U.S. policy--has made Israel less secure and less capable of defending itself. Sadly, as long as America seeks to be an "honest broker" rather than a reliable ally, and as long as the State Department places a moral equivalency on Palestinian terrorists targeting and killing Jewish babies with Israeli acts of self-defense in targeting and killing terrorist leaders, Israel, for its own sake and survival, must go it alone. Posted at 09:08 AM RE: CAN THIS BE LEGAL? [Kathryn Jean Lopez ] Rod, pro-choicers and the Left love those kinds of laws (it’s hard to argue how that doesn’t reek of “No Catholics Need Apply,” isn’t it?). Hospital mergers and the Catholic Church is a bit of an obsession of many pro-choice groups (see here, too), especially. And that Gray Davis is Catholic makes it so much better, from a Left point of view--very much like the wonder of Ted Kennedy Dick Durbin vs. Jeff Sessions and Orrin Hatch debating Catholic theology on the Senate floor during the (still ongoing Pryor debate); you know what side the former pair were on. Posted at 09:05 AM SCHWARZENEGGER COMES THROUGH [Peter Robinson] Since I devoted the last ten days to whining and caterwauling about Der Arnold, urging him--begging him--to take a few positions that could be at least loosely described as Republican, it seems only fair to note that I thought his press conference yesterday was mighty impressive. If you missed his performance, here's Schwarzenegger on the two critical issues in this campaign: On taxes: "I feel the people of California have been punished enough. From the time they get up in the morning and flush the toilet they're taxed. When they go get a coffee they're taxed. When they get in their car they're taxed. When they go to the gas station they're taxed. When they go to lunch they're taxed. This goes on all day long. Tax. Tax. Tax. Tax. Tax." On spending: "Before you promise anything to anyone right now, I think stop. Stop, stop, stop with the spending." Schwarzenegger went on to argue for a constitutional amendment that would cap state spending along the lines of the amendment that then-Governor Reagan proposed back in 1973. The most important parallel between Schwarzenegger and Reagan? That's still developing. When Reagan was elected president in 1980, there was no consensus on what should be done-but there was a consensus that something had to be done. As I argue in a href="http://www.nationalreview.com/redirect/amazon.p?j=0060523999">How Ronald Reagan Changed My Life, Reagan recognized that this consensus, this willingness to consider dramatic changes in policy, presented him with an enormous opportunity-and he seized it. Likewise California today. As 10 Californians how to fix the state and you'll get ten different answers. Ask them if the state needs fixing and every last one of them will stare at you in blank disbelief that you even had to ask. Will Schwarzenegger seize this opportunity? That press conference yesterday wasn't a bad start. Fellow conservative Californians, what did you think? Did Arnold win you over? Feel free to send me an email-and be sure to place "Arnold" in the subject line. I'm count up the pros and cons and post the results tomorrow. Posted at 08:59 AM CAN THIS BE LEGAL? [Rod Dreher] Mark Sheapoints to a California law recently signed by Gov. Gray Davis that forbids non-profit hospitals from being sold if a provision of their sale limits the services that could be provided there. In other words, the state explicitly wants to keep Catholic hospitals from being sold to buyers that would honor in the contract the Church's prohibition on abortion and sterilization. Gray Davis assures the public that he's a good Catholic. He's something, all right, but I'm not sure it's printable on a fambly blog. Anyway, how can this be legal? Isn't there a First Amendment problem here? Posted at 08:51 AM THE FACE OF SOCIALISM? [Kathryn Jean Lopez] From the Independent: Officials said 85 per cent of all public and private retirement homes in France were permanently understaffed. At holiday times, staffing levels fell even further. Posted at 08:32 AM THANKS, ROD [Kathryn Jean Lopez] A reader advises: "FYI...a Google search for 'marxist granola' yields a link to NRO as its first result. Thought you might like to know." Posted at 08:06 AM SPEAKING OF SAVIOR...MICHAEL NOVAK ON GIBSON'S PASSION [Kathryn Jean Lopez] If you haven't read it, read it here. Here's a taste: It is the most powerful movie I have ever seen. In the days since watching that rough cut, I have not been able to get the film out of my mind. Although I have read many books on the death of Jesus, and heard countless sermons dwelling on its details, I would never have believed a human being could suffer as much as Gibson's Christ does. Seen through the perspective of the mother of Jesus, as this film allows the viewer to do, the suffering is doubly painful--for with her, we watch the unbearable scourging, gustily delivered by the Romans at Pilate's orders nearly to the point of death. The pillar to which Jesus is chained is less than waist-high, so that his back is bent while he must keep himself on his feet. When he is dragged away, blood lies pooled and splattered on the white marble floor. The soldiers' laughter echoes again at the moment of the awful downward push when he is crowned with thorns. And then there are the thundering falls of the scourged Christ upon his flailed and bleeding back, under the impossible weight of the cross. Posted at 07:59 AM SAVIOR CLINTON, SAVE CALIFORNIA! [Kathryn Jean Lopez ] A Corner reader in Los Angeles notes a letter in the L.A. Weekly: Well, here we are in election hell with several unbearable candidates. But, who has the power, intelligence, charisma and lifestyle to be governor of this state - and needs a job? Bill Clinton! I can only encourage Bill to buy a small apartment in Lodi and come out here to save us from ourselves. Posted at 07:49 AM WHAT A WAY TO RUN [Kathryn Jean Lopez] Howard Dean wants your money back. Posted at 07:40 AM THAT'S OUR FRANCE! [Rod Dreher] Today's Times reports on the massive human catastrophe in France, in which thousands upon thousands of people, mostly elderly, died from the heat. Two things stand out about the story. First, it seems that quite a few French people refused to interrupt their vacations to come home and bury grandmere; they had her put on cold storage until they got home. Second, the head of the country's nursing home association says the answer to what ails France isn't more freon, but -- you knew this was coming -- more socialism! Posted at 07:22 AM REAL BLACKOUT FROM SPACE PHOTOS [Kathryn Jean Lopez ] Thanks to all who sent these links: here and here. (And here’s the whole country at night, on a non-blackout night.) Posted at 06:55 AM RECALLING BUSH [Kathryn Jean Lopez ] A Dem PAC (“Fair and Balanced”!)—with headliners like Joe Lockhart—move to get President Bush recalled—or get some PR, at least (sorry for helping that effort). Posted at 06:48 AM NO MORE CEASEFIRE [Kathryn Jean Lopez ] In other words, doublespeak is temporarily scrapped. Posted at 06:13 AM Thursday, August 21, 2003 THOSE ARE SOME EXPENSIVE SPOONS [Jonah Goldberg] According to this hilariously serious interview in an Egyptian newspaper , Egyptian lawyers in Switzerland and legal scholars in Egypt want to sue all of the world’s Jews for the gold and kitchen utensils “stolen” by the Hebrews when they fled Egypt. The sum owed to Egyptians by Jews is somewhere just shy of infinity-plus-one dollars, also known as a super-blajillion dollars. Here’s how one of the scholars preparing the suit explains it: "If we assume that the weight of what was stolen was one ton, [its worth] doubled every 20 years, even if the annual interest is only 5%. In one ton of gold is 700 kg of pure gold – and we must remember that what was stolen was jewelry, that is, alloyed with copper. Hence, after 1,000 years, it would be worth 1,125,898,240 million tons, which equals 1,125,898 billion tons for 1,000 years. In other words, 1,125 trillion tons of gold, that is, a million multiplied by a million tons of gold. This is for one stolen ton. The stolen gold is estimated at 300 tons, and it was not stolen for 1,000 years, but for 5,758 years, by the Jewish reckoning. Therefore, the debt is very large…You can say that again. Of course, if we’re going to play this game, the Egyptians owe the Jews some shmundo too. After all, they held Jews in bondage for generations. The average, say, Jewish accountant or surgeon, makes a very nice living these days. Let’s say, for the sake of argument, $100,000 a year. Multiply that times the number of Hebrews forced to make bricks from straw, times the number of generations in bondage, including overtime and paid vacation – plus night work – compounded over 5,758 years and we’re not talking baklahvah either. Plus, what about the Jews cut of Egypt’s tourism industry? Since the Jews built a lot of that stuff – without compensation – shouldn’t they get a cut of all that too? Anyway, remind me not to hire an Egyptian lawyer anytime soon. And good luck if you want my antique Egyptian dinnerware. Posted at 05:26 PM TONIGHT'S TV [Tim Graham] Bill Pryor fans can see him tonight on CNN with Paula Zahn in the 8 PM hour. PBS also promises: "Tonight on the NewsHour, Media Correspondent Terence Smith gauges Americans' response to the rising attacks on U.S. troops, and whether the Bush administration should seek more help from the United Nations" with his roundtable of editorial writers from across the country, including Bush-hater John Nichols from the People's Republic of Madison's Capital Times. I thought the United Nations would be seeking more help from the United States after leaving their HQ utterly unprotected.... Posted at 05:17 PM THE SILVIO MENACE [Tim Graham] Tonight, the PBS show "Wide Angle" (co-hosted by former Clinton State Dept. spokesman Jamie Rubin) takes on how dastardly Italian leader Silvio Berlusconi is hampering press freedom in Italy by owning the largest private media outlets and running the public media outlets. If you have any doubt it's a typical PBS approach, please note it's been hailed by Alessandra Stanley in the New York Times. Posted at 05:11 PM BUSTAMANTE & MECHA [Kathryn Jean Lopez] Good Michelle Malkin piece. Posted at 04:42 PM RICH LOWRY [Kathryn Jean Lopez] Gives you another reason to subscribe to NRODT. Posted at 04:26 PM RUDY GIULIANI [Kathryn Jean Lopez] will campaign for Bill Simon, CNN on air just reported. Posted at 04:06 PM SORRY [Kathryn Jean Lopez] The Corner is a tad slow. All good excuses for it, though, I'm sure...will be more lively tomorrow. Posted at 03:54 PM RUNNING FOR STATE MOTHER [Kathryn Jean Lopez] Susan Estrich on Arianna Huffington. Posted at 02:26 PM CAREFUL READERS NOTE PROBLEMS WITH THE BLACKOUT PHOTO [Kathryn Jean Lopez] says one: Is photoshopped. Posted at 12:06 PM DISEASE CONTROL? [Nick Schulz] The New Republic has an interesting piece on the technology of ectogenesis, or growing embryos in artificial wombs – and the threat it may pose to Roe v. Wade. Reason’s Ron Bailey responds saying fears by those who believe in the sanctity and inviolability of Roe are overblown. Both pieces are stimulating reading. But what struck me was this passage from Bailey’s piece: The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention estimates that 55 percent of abortions in the United States occur in the first eight weeks of gestation, and 88 percent within the first 12.Now, this may just be another instance of bureaucratic scope creep, but isn’t there something a little disturbing about The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention keeping numbers on abortions? Posted at 11:54 AM WESLEY FOR PREZ [Tim Graham] On the Newsweek Web site, Howard Fineman starts touting the supposedly clairvoyant Wesley Clark: "Another sure thing: Wes Clark is in. The retired general and Rhodes Scholar increasingly looks like a seer for his pre-war comments. Go back and read what he had to say in the months leading up to the invasion of Iraq. (Any of the Clark for President grassroots Web sites will do.) Clark, who was leaning toward running in any case, almost certainly can’t now resist the chance to say “I told you so.” And, more than any other possible Democratic candidate (with the exception of John Kerry), Clark could brush off the soft-on-defense rhetoric that GOP oppo experts are preparing to throw at the Democratic Party." Posted at 11:49 AM GET NR’S ACCLAIMED BOOK OF CLASSIC KID’S STORIES! [NR Staff] This big, beautifully illustrated book of over 40 children's tales--personally selected by Bill Buckley--is a must for every family. 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The second snippet said a President Gore would have done a much better job of rebuilding Afghanistan after a 9-11 counterattack, since Democrats actually believe in nation-building. Matt called it "tough stuff." As if he knows about being tough when it comes to Madeleine Albright. PS: Wesley Clark was hitting similar notes on CBS at the same time. Posted at 08:24 AM CHEMICAL ALI! [Kathryn Jean Lopez] Once thought dead, now in U.S. custody, according to CNN. Posted at 07:10 AM GRAMMAR TEXTBOOK FOR KIDS [John Derbyshire ] A reader in Texas: "I'm trying to find a good basic English grammar textbook for children (ages five and up) that isn't full of PC twaddle. So far I haven't had any luck, so I thought the language lovers at National Review might have a suggestion (perhaps a companion volume for NR's wonderful children's anthology?)" I am embarrassed to say I haven't a clue on this one. Any readers know of a good grammar textbook for kids? Answers please to olimu@optonline.net. Posted at 07:08 AM GERIATRIC TERMINOLOGY [John Deryshire] A couple of readers have taken me to task for my usage of "old fart," as against their preference for "geezer." Well, to my ear, "geezer" sounds like something out of which fluid is squirting uncontrollably. I think I'll stick with "old fart." Posted at 07:06 AM WHY CONSERVATIVES WILL OUT-BREED LIBERALS [John Derbyshire] I guess everybody knows which one **I** clicked on this. Posted at 06:53 AM NEWS ITEM OF THE WEEK [John Derbyshire] The owner of a pizza parlor in Denmark refused to sell his wares to French or German tourists, because of those nations' failure to support the U.S. A Danish court sentenced him to a fine or 8 days' in the slammer. He refused to pay the fine. Posted at 06:52 AM TOO SMALL MILITARY [ Stanley Kurtz] Texas Senator Kay Bailey Hutchison speaks the truth about our too small military. Posted at 06:50 AM MICHEAL MARTIN, VANDAL [Andrew Stuttaford] The blanket no smoking ban proposed by Ireland's loutish 'health' minister may force one of Ireland's best known pubs to close. It has been in business since 1812, not, doubtless, that Martin would care. Posted at 05:08 AM CONGESTION? [Andrew Stuttaford ] London's ill-judged 'congestion charge' has inconvenienced millions and hit business. To add injury to injury, the city's leftist mayor is now proposing that 'tube' fares be increased by 25 percent - but for central London only. Overall, ticket prices for the London Underground will be increased by a rather less onerous 3.6 percent. Why the discrepancy? Passengers boarding the trains in the central zone tend (allegedly) to be from higher income groups or, worse still, are tourists. They must, therefore, be punished. Socialism - a bad idea that just won't go away. Posted at 05:05 AM LIFE IS A CABARET, OLD CHUM [Rod Dreher] A conservative friend from the Bay Area writes: Just finished watching Arianna. I'm sure you'd like to know that she has put the helping of children at the very center of her campaign. So has Arnold. Neither has a budget plan, however. Only Cruz Bustamante has hauled out a flip chart, called a press conference on his front lawn, and run the retractable pointer down his bulleted agenda. That's doing better than everybody else. Frankly, he's the only credible candidate I've seen and he's a liberal Dem (but so is Arnold.) California reminds me of Weimar Germany. Posted at 04:41 AM WHERE HAVE ALL THE FLOWERS GONE? [Jim Boulet Jr.] Actual letter to the editor in yesterday's New York Times: "We shouldn't have to make choices about electricity. It should be there for all of us, like air and water." Posted at 04:22 AM Wednesday, August 20, 2003 IT'S E-V-I-L [Kathryn Jean Lopez] Posted at 10:40 PM NOT BEYOND BELIEF, ALAS [Andrew Stuttaford] Children in Melbourne have been banned from dressing up as Batman, Superman and the Incredible Hulk because schools say the action hero costumes encourage aggressive behaviour. Posted at 09:41 PM ULTIMATE SPAM E-MAIL [John Derbyshire] Last Friday I invited readers to supply the ultimate spam e-mail, with offers of inkjet cartridges, partnerships in Nigerian business deals, enhancements to key body parts, etc. I had around 60 entries to the competition, all of a high standard, but difficult to judge because of the number of factors to be taken into consideration. I gave extra points for brevity, credibility, and skilful use of broken English. The winner is Eric Hardie with the following. Innocent Saleh Jombo,Many thanks to all who participated. First prize is a week at 215 Lexington Ave. Second prize is TWO weeks... Posted at 05:26 PM CAUGHT OUT? [Andrew Stuttaford] Brendon Fearon, the British burglar who is, notoriously, suing the householder who shot him, may have been a little careless. Fearon is alleging that the injuries he suffered to his legs and back have left him unable to work. The Daily Telegraph is, however, now reporting that this legal action may be about to run into, um, difficulties. Posted at 05:23 PM THE BUFFETT BLUNDER (CTD) [Andrew Stuttaford] The fall out from Arnold's bizarre decision to add the scold of Omaha to his campaign team continues. Conservative gubernatorial candidate Tom McClintock is now claiming that contributions to his campaign surged after remarks from Buffett that suggested that the billionaire was "pining for the days people lost their homes because of spiralling property taxes". Well, there may be just a little bit of hype there, but Buffett should remember this old adage: when an adviser becomes the news story, it's time for that adviser to quit. Via Prestopundit Posted at 05:15 PM STERN, SOFT ON TERROR [Tim Graham] The crew here in Old Town Alexandria remains perhaps too naively amazed that the U.N. gets bombed by terrorists, and that doesn't seem to upset the media's internationalists and multilateralists at all against the bombers. It is only the latest excuse for the media-Democrat complex to explain the war is a failure. So Jessica Stern writes in the NY Times that "America has created — not through malevolence but through negligence — precisely the situation the Bush administration has described as a breeding ground for terrorists: a state unable to control its borders or provide for its citizens' rudimentary needs." That, unsurprisingly, leads to a spot this morning on CBS's "Early Show." (Actually, it's always mildly surprising when it isn't a segment on food, women's health, or pet toys.) She repeats the mantra: “There's increasing frustration with problems of the occupation, the difficulty in getting water, electricity, the lines for gasoline. That is helping the terrorist.” No one said: Isn't it perverse that terrorism is helping the terrorists instead of the anti-terrorists? Shouldn't this bombing harden the resolve of the UN and the internationalists to fight terror? Posted at 05:10 PM WHOSE FAULT IS UN BOMBING? [Jonathan H. Adler] While some are quick to blame the Bush administration for the attack on the U.N. compound, Beldar finds reports that the U.N. ignored U.S. advice to increase security measures in Iraq (link via Instapundit). Posted at 02:24 PM "UNDEMOCRATIC"? [Jonah Goldberg] I found a copy of the New York Times up here in Maine. Apparently Gray Davis is denouncing the recall because it is "un-democratic." This is bass-ackwards nonsense. As I've written before, the problem with the recall is that it is too democratic. It puts the will of the voters above the mechanisms of republican government. In a democratic republic we vote on who should decide the issues, not the issues themselves. The vote may be un-Democratic insofar as it is against the interests of the Democratic Party, but the recall vote itself is the height of democracy in action. Posted at 01:30 PM GET WE WILL PREVAIL - NR’S NEW COLLECTION OF PRESIDENT BUSH’S BEST POST-9/11 SPEECHES [NR Staff] Since the attacks of September 11th, President George W. Bush has moved America with his speeches on war, terrorism, and freedom. Collecting over 90 of the President’s most inspiring speeches, proclamations, and statements, We Will Prevail shows a war president handling the special rhetorical responsibilities of a war presidency. This fascinating record of our times features an Introduction by Jay Nordlinger and a Foreword by Peggy Noonan. Get your first-printing edition direct from NR: the handsome hardcover is only $24.95 (shipping and handling are free). Click here for details. Posted at 09:40 AM OF ARMS AND THE MAN I SING… [Nick Schulz] For the cynics who wonder if there is intelligent life in the blogosphere, do not worry. There is super-intelligent life in the blogosphere, including blogs that you Virgil scholars out there will adore. Posted at 09:19 AM "SABRE-RATTLING" IN THE DARK [Kathryn Jean Lopez] From Germany's Neue Osnabruecker Zeitung , on the blackout (from 8/16): "With this dark day from New York, the United States has made a fool of itself. A country that claims the right to wage global campaigns for democracy and prosperity cannot allow its domestic infrastructure to become run-down. Such economic backwardness destroys its own credibility. It is in crass contrast to the self-confident, partly arrogant attitude of U.S. politicians and military officials. That is why it should become more difficult for the United States in the future to maintain or even increase its influence in the Arab region, for instance. Those who sit in the dark at home cannot be an illuminating example for others, irrespective of whether they are sabre-rattling at the same time." Posted at 09:18 AM SAM DASH OFF THE DEEP END [Kevin Cherry] It's one thing for your run-of-the-mill Democratic activists to appear off their rockers when talking about the Bush administration. You sort of expect it. But when a Democratic party greybeard, like former Watergate prosecutor Samuel Dash, pens an op-ed like this one , you really start to see how deep the paranoia and hatred go. Money quote: "The government overreaches when it employs its war against terror to attack the liberties of American citizens. We now face sweeping federal wiretapping, secret searches and seizures, arrest and detention without trial or right to counsel, infiltration by FBI agents in our places of worship and in our social and political clubs and associations. Not even what we read, either from libraries or bookstores, is respected. It is the time of the anonymous informer and the chilling threat, reminiscent of Watergate, that dissent is unpatriotic and giving aid to the enemy." (Sorry this is from over a week ago; I was away and am just catching up on my reading now.) Posted at 09:12 AM LEAVING MAKES YOU FREE [John Goldberg] When we finally crossed the border into New Hampshire, it was like we’d passed through the Brandenberg Gate. We were free. In fact, the licenses plates even insist on it. New Hampshire is beautiful too, but you can tell they actually believe in things like freedom and commerce there. There was just something a bit less managed, planned, directed about the Granite State when compared to the Green Mountain State. Jessica insists that Vermont is the East Coast’s version of Oregon. Since Vermont came first, I think it should be the other way around. Nevertheless, I think she’s right. Both states subscribe to scenic socialism, a desire to keep things pretty by keeping the undesirables out. As Jess kept saying, “there’s got to be a reason so few people live in a state this pretty.” (She’s right barely a half million people live in Vermont, which means that Howard Dean wants to run a country with less experience than that afforded to most mayors of mid-size cities.). I’m sure I’m being unfair to literally dozens of Vermonters, but with very few exceptions they strike me as Canadians, only mean. In fact, all the time I drove through Vermont I kept thinking of that old Star Trek with the space hippies who were searching for a mythical Eden planet. They found their beautiful Eden world, but the spectacular fruit and flowers were all poisonous and anyone who bit into them died. I don’t think that holds true for Vermont, but I’ll use New Hampshire maple syrup all the same. Posted at 09:11 AM THE BIRDS AND THE BEES [Jonah Goldberg] And then there was the incident at Thetford State Park. We’d been driving for more than ten hours. Lucy was hungry and crying loudly, Cosmo was trying a version of canine tai chi in order to quell the ants in his pants. We decided to pull off the highway and drive into a state park so we could feed Lucy and walk the Coz. We saw signs for Thetford State Park. Sounds good, we thought. Lucy was screaming louder. We raced to find the park. We pulled in and drove up the long unpaved road. We came to a rolling stop at the Stop sign, and drove past the ranger station which also bore sign asking visitors to “check in” before entering the park. Lucy was screeching, Cosmo was twirling around in the back seat next to her saying “get me out of here before she explodes!” We didn’t check in. We drove up the road looking for a place to park. The entire park was deserted. We pulled up to a picnic area with some covered tables and a few outdoor grills. There wasn’t a soul around and it was a very pretty spot, but we had no time to appreciate either. Jess leapt out of the car and searched through the trunk for Lucy’s baby food. She grabbed some smashed bananas or some such and carried Lucy to one of the benches. Cosmo stayed dutifully by my side. That’s when then Vermont’s version of Bob and Ray showed up, in their matching green T-shirts. They barreled up the hillside in their Vermont Parks Department buggy, the five horses in their lawnmower engine straining like Ben Hur’s stallions in the final stretch. Grim determination was etched in their flinty Yankee faces. They reigned in their virtual steeds, coming to a jarring stop inches away from the suspects. “Did you see the stop sign back there?!” one of them yelled at me with a tone which made it clear that he already knew the answer – and an accent which, with equal clarity, revealed that he considered Massachusetts to be the “Deep South.” “Uh no, was there a stop sign?” I asked, a bit disingenuously since I had seen it. “You’re darn right there was!” The driver then began to chew me out about how people couldn’t just “enter” a state park. His wingman nodded along authoritatively. The man railed about how I was driving dangerously fast, tearing through the park like a bat out of hell (I’d been going about 25 MPH on a straight 15 MPH road). I suspect the men thought that any speed which left their golf cart in the dust was in danger of breaking the sound barrier. Amidst this harangue about how visitors can’t just “visit” a park in Vermont, and how the “public” in Vermont is a priestly caste my wife and I fall well outside of, he stopped dead short and pointed at my trusty sidekick Cosmo … “and that definitely has to stay in the car.” “That”? Cosmo looked at me with an expression of “what did I do?” bewilderment. Swallowing bilious rage and furious anger, I apologized about the stop sign, about not acquiescing to a retina scan and for not submitting a stool sample before daring to enter a state park in God’s Own Vermont. I endured the tongue-lashing by Thetford’s Finest, because my baby needed to eat and be changed before we got in the car again. They wheeled their cart back, almost running over my dog, and with a less than dignified nine point turn they scooted back down the trail fifty yards or so. They then waited amidst the trees spying us -- in what they surely considered special forces mode -- in order to ensure that we did indeed put the bewildered-but-ferocious hellhound back in our dangerously fast VW Passat. No doubt, Vermont State Park Rangers everywhere will hold their manhood’s cheap for not sharing in the glory of that day in Thetford. After they finally tore off, in a very small cloud of dust, and once Lucy was sated, we reloaded our baby into the car. But then, it was as if the State of Vermont itself was seeking to punish us. Bees poured into the car. One crawling on Lucy herself. Bee stings can be very dangerous for infants and so, deeply concerned, we did our best to cover Lucy and get driving, in the hope that the creatures would flee out the windows of a moving car. The bees finally did leave the car – no doubt once the Great Spirit of Vermont was sure we were leaving -- just as we were passing the ranger station where protocol demanded I leave a kidney as collateral. Instead, we fled flipping them birds and leaving them to their bees. Posted at 09:10 AM A NEW REASON TO DISLIKE HOWARD DEAN [Jonah Goldberg] It’s official: I loathe Vermont. In fact, it weren’t for a few NRO readers, one old friend of mine, one girl at an ice-cream stand, one guy named Bert, and Calvin Coolidge I would argue that there are no and have been no good Vermonters, ever. Yes, yes, yes, it’s pretty. Very pretty. Damn them, their gorgeous state! But that’s part of the problem, the whole places gives off that “I Hope you’re not planning to stay here” vibe. It reminds me of that “Seinfeld” where the Maestro (played by that Niedermeyer actor from Animal House), insists there’s no room anywhere in Tuscany for any more visitors. For example, we stopped in Putney, Vermont to get a bite to eat and put Lucy (our baby) and Cosmo (our canine companion, duh) through their paces. We stopped at “Bert’s Chuck Wagon” a mobile burger stand with picnic tables out front. Some locals were eating there, including a guy who looked like Ned Flanders in Teddy Roosevelt style glasses and was – as best I could glean from his conversation – an administrator at a liberal arts college. He wore a T-shirt which bore an excerpt from a dictionary. I couldn’t make out the whole word being defined, but the suffix was “biblio.” In short, this guy didn’t see the irony in his need to tell the world he was a Serious Reader. Perhaps he thought his persona was better suited for the biker rally in Sturgis, South Dakota? Meanwhile, his shorthaired wife looked like her warmest memories could be found in the warm afterglow of the many bra-burnings of her youth. They had several kids with them, most of whom looked normal. But one seemed to be following the old adage, “dress for the job you want, not the job you have.” Clearly this kid, with his filthy jeans, facial scrub-brush and old bandana holding back his high THC-content hair was hoping to be spotted and given his dream gig as third-string roadie for Blues Traveler. They drove a white minivan with an “Impeach Bush” bumper sticker. Anyway, while waiting for Bert to serve up the vittles, we asked these fine folks if there was a place in or around town we could take our dog to play for a few minutes. The wife paused and then answered, “No, this is it.” She asked her Serious Reader husband if he could think of anyplace. He struck a pondering pose, as if someone asked him his favorite Walt Whitman poem. “Hmmm, no,” he replied. “There’s no place like that around here.” He might as well have said, “These aren’t the droids you’re looking for.” Who would have thought that the small patch of grass surrounding Bert’s Chuck Wagon was the single greatest place in all of middle chunk of the Green Mountain State to throw a tennis ball for a dog. Posted at 09:06 AM HERE I AM. JONAH AM I [Jonah Goldberg] I am alive. I got back from a fantastic trip to Alaska last Saturday and we left for Maine in the wee-hours of Sunday night/Monday morning. This isn’t the full-blown and yet oddly unrealized travel-blog of Summers past, but I will be filing pieces sporadically from my cabin in the Mountains of Maine. We don’t have a phone here, so I have to drive to a public phone jack in order to send columns etc. And, I am on vacation. Nonetheless, if people are interested, I will stop in an out—maybe. Posted at 09:03 AM HELP-CORRUPT AND CORRUPTING INDIANS [Rich Lowry] I'm going to try to do a column on what a rotten influence Indians are in our politics, pegged to California. If you have suggestions for stuff to read or people to talk to, I'd appreciate hearing from you. Thanks! Posted at 08:41 AM CALL FOR HONESTY IN THE GULF NEWS [Kathryn Jean Lopez] From an editorial: Many Arabs are split between two contradictory political forces. They deny the right of the American-led coalition to control Iraq's future and they resent the way in which the coalition is wasting its opportunities and is not incorporating Iraqis into the government fast enough. Yet at the same time they are grateful to the coalition for removing the shocking regime, and giving an opportunity to build a new Iraq which would not have been imaginable before the invasion. The Arab world cannot simply ignore the brutality of Saddam's regime. The fact that it happened has to be accepted, and blame taken for not speaking up against it should also be accepted, so that the region can move on to a better future based on more honesty and transparency. Posted at 08:07 AM GRAY CLINTON [Kevin Cherry] Judging from the speech last night, it appears Gray Davis is indeed taking the plays designed by Bill Clinton: Admit some slight errors of personal judgment (here substantive rather than sexual or legal), but then attack the "right wing" and accuse them of trying "to steal elections they cannot win." Posted at 08:04 AM JANENE VENTS SPLEEN [Tim Graham] K-Lo, here’s the early low-down on the Gar-Awful-O Gimmick on CNN. The now-blonde Garofalo said majorities in Iraq and Afghanistan see the U.S. as occupiers, not liberators. She also held the Bush administration “responsible” for the blackout, complaining that “the Bush administration claims that states don't need the federal government telling them what to do, unless it involves religion, sex or covert surveillance.” Posted at 07:53 AM PLEASE ACT NOW. [NR STAFF] GET 4 FREE ISSUES OF NATIONAL REVIEW! That's right: We'll send you 4 FREE issues of National Review at absolutely no risk to you. If you're impressed by National Review's superior writing style, analysis, and wit, we'll send you the next 12 issues for a total of 16 in all! for only $19.95. Click here for details. Posted at 07:09 AM ELVIS REALLY IS ALIVE [Kathryn Jean Lopez ] Posted at 06:51 AM AMERICANS LARGELY BEHIND NASA, STILL [Kathryn Jean Lopez] According to this poll. Posted at 06:51 AM FALSE VEILING [Kathryn Jean Lopez] Amir Taheri: Muslim women could easily check the fraudulent nature of the neo-Islamist hijab by leafing through their family albums. They will not find the picture of a single female ancestor of theirs who wore the cursed headgear now marketed as an absolute "must" of Islam. Posted at 06:50 AM DELUSION ON THE NYTIMES OP-ED PAGE [ Kathryn Jean Lopez ] The U.N. bombing is our fault. Jessica Stern, Harvard lecturer: “Yesterday's bombing of the United Nations headquarters in Baghdad was the latest evidence that America has taken a country that was not a terrorist threat and turned it into one.” Posted at 06:45 AM THIS IS A TEST [Kathryn Jean Lopez ] John Podhoretz on the U.N./Baghdad bombing: Look: The bomber yesterday may have been a Ba'athist. Or an al Qaeda terrorist. Or a member of Islamic Jihad or Hezbollah on a little pleasure trip. There is precious little in the way of distinction to be drawn between these forces anymore. They all hate us, and they hate Israel (as yesterday's bombing there proved yet again), and they are going to do what they can to destroy whatever they can.Thankfully, he takes on Jamie Rubin’s infuriating commentary on CNN yesterday. Posted at 06:44 AM THE TERRORISTS ARE DESPERATE [Kathryn Jean Lopez] Ralph Peters’s take on the U.N. bombing in Baghdad: Over the past several days, the Iraqi hardliners and their terrorist allies attacked an oil pipeline and a water main. Yesterday, a terrorist drove a truck bomb into the U.N. headquarters in Baghdad, killing dozens and wounding more than 100 people. Posted at 06:43 AM THE PRESS DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT JFK [Kathryn Jean Lopez ] So says Walter Mears. Posted at 06:30 AM ANOTHER REASON JONAH SHOULDN’T BE AWAY THIS WEEK [Kathryn Jean Lopez ] Janeane Garofalo is on Crossfire all week. Posted at 06:26 AM MAN FROM ANGER [Tim Graham] Reporting from the latest conclave hosted by the Aspen Institute, New York mag's Michael Wolff beholds the gathering of liberal overachievers (including media stars Judy Woodruff, Jonathan Alter, and Joe Klein) and says the "psychic heart" of it all was a feisty Man from Hope: "Clinton kept referring to the media as (contrary to Kinsley’s view) the 'supine' media, pointing out that when Bush insulted Helen Thomas (who, by asking a rough question in the infamous prewar press conference had, Clinton said, 'committed the sin of journalism'), no 'young journalists' stood up and walked out.The media, the supine media, was going to have to 'go to the meat locker and take out its brains and critical skills.'" "Everybody seemed to love this. Clinton was not just the beloved former president, but he had become some sort of sassy oracle." Posted at 06:07 AM JUDGE MOORE HAS A DEADLINE [ | ||||||