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RE: WHO'S AFRAID OF T.S. ELIOT [John Derbyshire] Rick: I prefer the original. (To which, so far as I can discover, Eliot never referred.) Posted at 10:49 PM ELIOT [Rick Brookhiser] Dear John: Quoting writers' one-shots on other writers is not particularly edifying. Nabokov was a great writer of strong and often peculiar opinions. Not unlike Glenn Gould in music, whose view of Mozart I quoted. For every indisputably great artist you can find some other great artist in his own art who disliked him. Tolstoy in his old age disliked Shakespeare. We could also trade quotations back and forth ad futilitem. You have picked the climax of a poem which has had ten pages to build to that burst of fireworks--rather like setting a needle onto the last measures of Beethoven's Ninth and asking if it isn't a little loud. I don't expect to undo a settled dislike: de gustibus. But for other Cornerites who may be unsettled in their minds, I would suggest reading aloud the opening stanza of The Wasteland; the short poem Marina; the opening stanza of Little Gidding (Four Quartets). Note in the last the short vowels, especially the "i"s, and the "s"s, and see if they don't suggest ice and cold. Cornerites might also re-read Jeff Hart's review of John Simon's latest collection of essays in which Jeff takes up John's view that the greatest Englihs-language poet of the twentieth century was Robert Graves. Posted at 06:09 PM BERLUSCONI [Andrew Stuttaford] Here’s another reminder that Berlusconi is not the euroskeptic that is so often hoped for by conservatives on this side of the Atlantic: “The Italian and German governments have agreed to seek a quick adoption of the European Constitution, with as few changes as possible. The agreement to limit the number of amendments made by governments when they pour over the document later this year is being seen as an attempt by Rome to place relations between the two countries on a better footing. Meeting with his Italian counterpart on Saturday in Verona the German Chancellor Gerhard Schröder spoke in favour of having the draft Constitution adopted without changes. Pleased with the draft presented by the Convention on the Future of Europe Berlin is keen to see that the agreement is not watered down. Whoever opens the packet, will not manage to seal it again, the German Chancellor warned. It looks like he has now secured Italian support, which will be essential. “ Posted at 06:00 PM WITTLESS [Andrew Stuttaford] Former East German skater Katarina Witt may be as easy on the eye as she is hard on the ice, but her new venture, hosting a TV show on the brighter side of the dictatorship under which she once flourished is in, to put it mildly, very poor taste. The London Independent picks up the story: “During the four-part series, she will interview former East German personalities but avoid politics. "It is an entertainment show," Ms Witt said. "It is time to show we also had fun in the German Democratic Republic." To drive home the publicity message, the ice-queen sports a blue communist Free German Youth movement shirt.” [As] Günter Nooke, an eastern German conservative Christian Democrat politician, said: "What would be the reaction in Germany if television produced similar programmes about the Third Reich?" Quite. Posted at 05:58 PM MORE SEXY BUT NOT PRETTY [Rick Brookhiser] Laura Sangiacomo. For the distaff side (courtesy of my wife), which would be sexy but not handsome: Yves Montand, Humphrey Bogart. Posted at 05:51 PM PATRONIZING [Andrew Stuttaford] Art Torres is Chairman of the California Democratic Party, and this is what he told the LA Times: Schwarzenegger is "at the very least a misogynist I think women have to ask themselves, is this the kind of governor they want?" Quite why Art Torres is in a position to tell women what they have to ask themselves escapes me. Posted at 05:44 PM BLOWING SMOKE, CTD. [Andrew Stuttaford] What is it about state attorneys general? In an entertaining piece over at Reason Nick Gillespie discusses their latest foray into the absurd: “In a stunning, courageous admission that they no longer have any serious work left to do, attorneys general in two dozen states recently sent a letter to the Motion Picture Association of America asking that Hollywood minimize smoking in movies so youngsters won't be gulled into lighting up. Taking a page from movie gangsters, who tend to threaten vaguely rather than make explicit demands, the attorneys general didn't insist on a specific remedy. Rather, according to a spokesman for one of the signatories, California Attorney General Bill Lockyer, they were merely expressing "concern for the health of our kids." The whole article is well worth reading, but it’s interesting to see that Lockyer’s spokesman, one Tom Dresslar (a man who has apparently no problem about working for a rape fan), concedes, “We're not saying any law has been broken.” Despite that, these repulsive busybodies have decided to try their hands at a little intimidation, and, as usual on these occasions of bureaucratic overreach, they cite, sigh, ‘the kids,’ a justification more emetic than any cigarette could ever be. In his piece Nick Gillespie points out some other lessons ‘the kids’ could learn from the movies including that “Car chases can solve problems,” and “Mutation is a viable path to self-improvement”, but if the attorneys general are really concerned about this issue, I have a modest proposal. Posted at 05:43 PM LONDON'S CONGESTION CHARGE [Andrew Stuttaford] One solution. Buy a Land Rover 110. This SUV has nine seats and is thus exempt from the charge – as a bus. Posted at 03:04 PM YET MORE SPAT SIGHTINGS IN LITERATURE [John Derbyshire] A reader: "I always immediately think of 'A Tree Grows in Brooklyn,' in which Neely comes home with spats much to the shock of his sister Francie, the main character. I think she says something like, 'Spats!!!????' with her voice rising way, way up (or, at least, that's the way my 10-year-old mind registered it when I first read the book 30-odd years ago). Since they were born dirt poor and lived in Williamsburg, Brooklyn, tenements, this was a very big deal." Posted at 01:15 PM BIBLE STUDY SITE [John Derbyshire] Check this out: the Bible in Thai... and umpteen other languages (including both orthographies of Chinese) Posted at 01:14 PM RE: WHO'S AFRAID OF T.S. ELIOT [John Derbyshire] It pains me to confess it, Andrew, but I actually wrote that examination paper. They offered a huge fee, and one must live. Among other questions, the paper included: King Lear-------This is about an old guy whose daughters are unkind to him. Do you ever have bad feelings about your own parents? Othello---------A person of color, Othello is maliciously deceived into thinking his wife has been unfaithful. In what other ways have persons of color been mistreated in Western society? Julius Caesar---There is a famous speech (no need to bother reading it) in which Caesar's friend skilfully whips up a mob to anger. Isn't this just like the demagoguery of so-called "talk radio" and Fox News Channel? Have you yourself ever felt angry listening to someone on TV? Macbeth---------This play has some WAY cool witches in it. Describe any encounters you may have had with Wiccans, or other practitioners of alternative religions. Richard III----------Contains the famous line: "A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a horse!" What did people use horses for in olden times? Try to think of lots of uses. The Tempest----------It's about a magician who lives on an island with some other people, including a special person called Caliban. Describe your own experience of special people. Does your school have any programs to help special people? Antony & Cleopatra---Have you ever been bitten by a small animal? Describe the experience... Posted at 12:23 PM RE: CHEERING NEWS: [Rod Dreher] Peter, thanks for that. I had the same thought when I read the Henninger piece. Not being able to afford the city any longer was one reason we moved (ahead of yet another tax increase). It's a pleasant shock to see how much more your paycheck buys in Dallas, versus New York City (and a pleasant shock to live in a place where being conservative and churchgoing puts you squarely in the mainstream). Of course, you do have to own a car, which costs money. But we're looking to buy a house in the next year or two, and we can afford to do that here. We could never, ever hope to do that on a writer's salary in NYC. My little boy is thrilled because he's now got a backyard. No matter how much I might pine at times for NYC, there's nothing I'd exchange for hearing a four-year-old say, "Thanks for moving us to Texas, Daddy." Posted at 12:20 PM THE GORGEOUS MOSAIC [Rod Dreher] Since the city manager, who is Hispanic, fired our incompetent police chief, who is black, making the day of our mayor, who is Jewish, here's what's happened. The city's black leadership and some core supporters have done the Full Sharpton, saying this was a racist conspiracy engineered by The Man (including the Dallas Morning News, my employer). Ex-Chief Terrell Bolton turned up at a black church meeting hours after he was fired, and said he didn't have to worry about getting even with the mayor, because "God is keeping score." Black protesters, in a scene straight out of Tom Wolfe, mobbed the city council meeting, some holding signs saying our Jewish mayor was in league with Satan, and others holding signs denouncing the city manager as a "sellout wetback." The frightened city manager, Ted Benavides, met with black leaders yesterday to explain why he fired Bolton (insubordination, basically), and added that he'd called his mommy, who told him if his job running Dallas got to be too rough on him, he could always come home. And today, Bolton gave a press conference in which he whined that he couldn't even get a job as dog catcher now, then -- I'm not making this up -- left the room blubbering like a baby. There's only one thing that can save us now! Posted at 11:13 AM GREAT MOMENTS IN 21ST CENTURY EDUCATION [Andrew Stuttaford] From the Daily Telegraph : ”A Shakespeare test that requires no knowledge of the playwright's texts is being reviewed after complaints from teachers, exam officials said yesterday. Pupils could pass the key Stage Three paper, sat by 14-year-olds, without reading any Shakespeare as it asks questions relating to "themes" rather than demanding specific understanding of his plays. One question on Henry V states that the king was regarded as a hero and asks candidates to write about "people you admire". Another refers to the importance of appearance in Twelfth Night and asks pupils: "How important is what you wear? Write your views as if contributing to a piece in a teenage magazine." I wonder what the Derb has to say about this. Posted at 10:41 AM THE FOES OF MICKEY D'S [Andrew Stuttaford] There’s nothing new about the anti-globalization movement – it’s just another chance for a small self-selected elite to demonstrate its moral superiority over the rest of us, and as usual this latest generation of prigs, saints and busybodies is doing so by demonstrations of conspicuous non-consumption, the ascetic self-indulgence that has persisted through generations of the annoying, from hermits to Savanarola, to early Bolsheviks to the grotesques at the Center for ‘Science’ in the ‘Public Interest' and to far too many others. Unfortunately, these sorts of people are never just content to pose – they have programs to work out, plans to set and laws to impose – all so the rest of us can’t make decisions of which they disapprove. And if their actions involve theft, confiscation, compulsion or the destruction of private property, so much the better. Here’s a prime example from France: “The McDonalds franchise located in Paris at Strasbourg St. Denis has been shut down by striking workers for the better part of a year. Now the strikers are occupying the McDonalds and using it as a storefront to sell t-shirts to fund striking French artists and anything that José Bove [the ‘peasant’ totalitarian who destroyed another McDonalds] is up to at the moment. So here we have the confiscation of private property that has been turned into a squat, and illegal commerce, and nothing is done about it.” Via the blogger at Merde in France (as its name would suggest, this blog contains, ahem, ‘indelicate’ language. Posted at 10:32 AM DEALING WITH HEATWAVES [Andrew Stuttaford] The tragedy of all those deaths in France during the recent heatwave is now well-known, but their underlying cause still remains unclear. Was the fraying of traditional bonds to blame or structural problems in the French healthcare sector? Perhaps, but this piece by Cato’s Patrick Michaels suggests that a more mechanical problem may be to blame : the lack of air-conditioning: ”The mathematics of this problem are terribly transparent. In order to meet their self-imposed targets from the Kyoto Protocol (search) on global warming, European nations already have taxed energy, but they have not done enough. Consequently, even more restrictions are being proposed, especially by the German government. Unaffordable air conditioning will become even more expensive, killing more and more Europeans the next time the temperature reaches what passes for a few degrees above what is normal in Dallas. Europe has effectively imposed a continuous blackout on air conditioning, and now it is paying the price. Some people will point to the hundreds of people who died in the infamous July 1995 Chicago heat wave and wonder how we could have ignored this obvious tragedy. We didn't. Normally many more die on the poorer South Side of the city, but not in 1995. A power outage hit the affluent North Side early on and the air conditioning went out. As they say, Q.E.D. And as for the heat-prostrated people of Europe, it's too bad that the Kyoto Protocol will do nothing measurable about the Earth's mean temperature for the forseeable future. But it will kill thousands and thousands more in France, Germany and England, where energy taxes are enormous, creating an invisible blackout of lifesaving air conditioning.” Intriguing. Posted at 10:21 AM STARTING TO ARGUE BACK? [Andrew Stuttaford] That Islamic militancy is a threat to the Enlightenment values of the West is, one would think, obvious, and it's something that needs a vigorous intellectual response as a supplement to the police work of the current anti-terrorist campaign. Despite this, hogtied by PC and the shibboleths of multiculturalism, this is an approach that politicians seem curiously unwilling to try. Still, in her address to a "conference of chairmen of Islamic centres and Imams in Europe," the Austrian foreign minister shows that she, at least, is beginning to take some tentative steps in this direction: "Let me, from my viewpoint as Austrian foreign minister, briefly outline the nature of these expectations on the basis of a few issues, which I hope you will discuss in the course of your meeting and take into consideration in your "Graz Declaration": Are human rights merely compatible with Islam, as is written in the agenda for this conference, or do the Islamic institutions in Europe have specific ways and means of defending and advocating human rights, both actively and by initiative…" Blogger Bill in Austria has more. Posted at 10:17 AM BLOWING SMOKE [Andrew Stuttaford] Here’s a speech from thuggish Micheal Martin, Ireland’s Minister for Health and, inevitably, Children in which he attempts to justify his proposed ban on smoking in bars and restaurants. As usual, ‘passive smoking’ is used in an attempt to justify this legislation, but read Martin's speech carefully and see if you can find anything that tries to quantify this supposed risk. Martin clearly has as much contempt for science as he does for the intelligence of his electors. Posted at 10:16 AM BEWARE 'DEATHLY PRODUCTS' [Andrew Stuttaford] This grubbily conformist little website is an EU-funded (EU taxpayer-funded, in other words) effort to dissuade teens from smoking. They shouldn’t of course, but there’s something more than a little patronizing in the way that the EU’s bureaucrats think it’s any of their business. Still, Brussels clearly spared no expense when it came to their text of their message: “The cigarette industry does more than merely advertise a deathly product. Sophisticated marketing and promotion measures, from tombola actions and the distribution of free packets, over the sponsoring of sport and music events, up to the employment of a wide range of promotional items rouse curiosity in adolescents and animate them to give it a try. The annual expenses of the tobacco multis for promotion activities and special forms of advertising amount to more than 7.4 milliard US Dollars in the USA alone – by far the largest item in the marketing budget of cigarette producers. This way, campaign motifs and brand names become a part of whole generations’ daily lives. The familiarity with the brand swamps out the deadly effect of cigarettes in the consumer’s consciousness. “ This is, apparently, written in what the EU considers to be English. Posted at 10:15 AM SCOTTISH FOOD [Andrew Stuttaford] Here’s an intriguing article from the Guardian on Scottish food, an often-underrated cuisine. The health brigade will be both upset and gratified by this extract: ”The abuse of fatty foods (as well as alcohol, cigarettes and heroin) can only, in the end, be put down to a particularly phlegmatic "Get tae f***!" Rab C Nesbitt/Braveheart side to the national character, which, it has to be said, has held us in pretty good stead over the years. That and, of course, the traditional Scottish hatred of waste. "I would hate to die with a heart attack and waste a good liver, kidney and brains," said famous folksinger Hamish Imlach. "When I die, I want everything to be knackered." And he did of course, aged 56. “ Posted at 10:12 AM CONGESTION CHARGE, AGAIN [Andrew Stuttaford] Sorry to return to London’s Congestion Charge again, but seeing socialism in action does have a certain ‘scared straight’ value to it. Add to this the certainty that some American municipality will probably give this dumb idea a try, then publicizing Red Ken’s crusade against cars may have some value to an audience over here. The indispensable Iain Murray has now weighed in on this controversy: “Livingstone… told the Daily Telegraph newspaper that, "The aim of congestion charging was always to cut traffic and congestion, not to make money." It is clear, therefore, that Livingstone was not interested in a market mechanism and finding an appropriate equilibrium between revenue and congestion. Instead, the congestion fee is revealed as what a lot of us thought it was to begin with -- an environmental tax. Yet it is not a traditional form of tax. Ken Livingstone has seen free to buy what he sees as environmental benefits by diverting large sums from Londoners' pocketbooks (the average person paying the charge will probably end up paying well over $1,500 a year) into the coffers of Capita. The economic term for Capita's role is "rent-seeker" -- a person or company that seeks to secure guaranteed income streams by using regulation to appropriate the income of other persons or companies (in recent American history, the most notable rent-seeker was Enron). It appears that Londoners are not happy about this. Over 100,000 people are currently refusing to pay penalty notices.” Failure, incompetence and coercion: classic socialism imposed by a man who is, at heart, just another 1960s boomer who won’t go away. Of course, there’s another topic here – why the left hate the auto so much – but that’s a discussion for another time. Posted at 10:00 AM WISHING YOU WERE NEVER BORN [Kathryn Jean Lopez ] I just caught the last few minutes of Slate’s Will Saletan on C-SPAN’s Washington Journal this morning (Ramesh has an excellent review of Saletan’s book, Bearing Right, in the Sept. 1 issue of NRODT, on newsstands RIGHT NOW, but not for long--see why you should subscribe??). One of the callers was an angry, suffering woman who was an unwed teen mother pre-Roe v. Wade, forced by her family to put the child up for adoption. She hates knowing that her baby is alive, having much rather aborted her child than let the child live, part of someone else’s family. This is nothing new, of course, in a day when wrongful-birth suits are nothing unfamiliar, and one feels for a woman so obviously in pain, but you certainly do have to pray that that adoption remains closed so that her child never has to hear that from his/her birth mother. Posted at 09:55 AM YOU THINK YOU'RE SARTORIALLY CONSERVATIVE? [John Derbyshire] A reader: "Spats may come and spats may go; what saddens me most about our prospects these days is the disappearance of the pince-nez. I'm having an antique pair re-fitted to serve as reading glasses, despite the difficulty of finding grosgrain ribbon that's not polyester, in these sad latter days." Posted at 09:44 AM STOUT CORTEZ [John Derbyshire] Peter: As every schoolchild knows--or at any rate knew, before Maya Angelou took over from Keats--it wasn't "stout Cortez" who stood on that peak in Darien, but much more likely Balboa. I have often idly wondered--too idly to be bothered researching it--whether Cortez really was stout, or whether Keats was just putting in words to fit. If Cortez was an ectomorph, then there are two errors in two words, some sort of literary record, putting it up there with that well-known passage in Timon of Athens where there are about four gross errors of fact in as many lines. Posted at 09:36 AM WHO'S AFRAID OF T.S. ELIOT [John Derbyshire] Rick: I further note that Vladimir Nabokov, who knew a thing or two about beautiful language, was not an Eliot fan. He came across Eliot late in life and was underwhelmed. (This is from memory; the reference is somewhere in Alfred Appel's "Annotated 'Lolita'," which I no longer possess.) ...Although I further recall that Nabokov seems to have admired James Joyce, the second great literary poseur of the late not-much-lamented 20th century, the prose equivalent of Eliot (though at least he didn't plagiarize). Ah, well, as you say, Homer nods. There is some great cultural divide here between the America-born and the English-born. Leaving aside Anthony Burgess, who was a very odd man, it is rare to find an English-born person who gives a fig for either Eliot or Joyce; yet Americans drool over them. The following is a transcript of a conversation I had some years ago with a literary gent in England. Posted at 09:34 AM POETRY RED ALERT [Peter Robinson] The distinguished historian of colonial Africa, Peter Duignan, a colleague of mine here at the Hoover Institution, flummoxed me yesterday. He'd just been reading Keat's superbly spare poem, "On First Looking Into Chapman's Homer ," and had found himself unable to place the allusion in the final line, "Silent, upon a peak in Darien." When Peter asked me about the allusion, I suppose it goes without saying, the only Darien that came to my little mind was the bedroom community for financial titans on the Gold Coast of Connecticut. Rick Brookhiser? John Derbyshire? Are you there? Posted at 08:22 AM MCLINTOCK BREAKS MY HEART [ Peter Robinson ] I'd have tried to work a few Hispanics into the crowd McClintock is addressing in his new ad, but even at that the ad seems a success--stirring, dramatic, and entirely to the point. The trouble? McClintock only has enough dough to air the ad a few times in modest markets such as Bakersfield and Modesto. San Diego? LA? Not a chance. I'm still convinced that by remaining in the race McClintock is forcing Arnold to take the conservative base a lot more seriously than he would otherwise, and there are some signs that McClintock is gaining on Arnold. But slowly--oh, so very slowly. With five weeks to go, my head says Arnold's the one--but my heart belongs to Tom. Posted at 08:19 AM GIRLS BACK IN BUSINESS [Kathryn Jean Lopez] Mikaela and Annika Ziegler, 7 and 4, get a mayoral pardon and reopen their soda stand. Posted at 08:12 AM CORNER READER FOR CASH [Kathryn Jean Lopez] Here's a reader on why Cash should have gotten an MTV award Thursday: "I know that the MTV VMAs are not important in the grand scheme of things, but I feel led to disagree with the reader who said that Missy Elliot deserved the Best Video award over Johnny Cash. The awards that were given out last night were not for the songs, they were for the videos. The Hurt video was by far the most powerful music video I have ever seen. In fact, it is probably the only powerful video I've ever seen. The images of Cash's career juxtaposed with his current feeble state set to the angst-ridden song is simply incredible. It is the only video that I can truly say gave me chills the first time I saw it. For the MTV people to a) give any award to Justin Timberlake and b) give one to Missy Elliot over Cash is a travesty. It also shows that what is truly wrong witht he music industry is not online file-sharing, but a business model that rewards mediocre songs and talent while ignoring the truly gifted and truly creative." Posted at 08:09 AM MORE SPAT SIGHTINGS IN LITERATURE [John Derbyshire] A reader in California: "I recall that my childhood idol Uncle Scrooge McDuck wore spats." From having Scrooge McDuck as a childhood idol, where do you **go**? California, I guess. Posted at 08:06 AM MORE SPAT SIGHTINGS [John Derbyshire] A reader: "Michael Jordan put out some shoes with spats. I've read he asked Nike to design him a shoe that could be worn with a tuxedo. Except Nike calls it a 'shroud.' They look like spats to me." Posted at 08:04 AM RE: RAMESH AND THE "SCHOLARS" [John Derbyshire] Evelyn Waugh once remarked that anyone who claimed Hitler was a conservative should be challenged to name one single thing he wished to conserve. Posted at 07:59 AM RE: HEART OF DIXIE [John Derbyshire] My Alabama trip may not come off after all. I have been reliably informed by several readers that, after I confessed that I never heard of Paul "Bear" Bryant until today, they might not let me into the state. Posted at 07:58 AM RE: HEART OF DIXIE [John Derbyshire] Oh, boy. I thought I could acquaint myself with the essentials of Alabama from a couple hours browsing in almanacs. No, no: Alabama is a lifetime study, like the Holy Roman Empire... which, in some respects, it seems to resemble, once you understand that the state religion is college football. Check out this reader e-mail: "You have clearly been inundated with e-mails by adherents of the scandal-plagued University of Alabama in Tuscaloosa (SPUAT) Be aware that there is an enormous cultural divide in Alabama, between supporters of Auburn University (right-thinking , well-educated, and culturally sophisticated citizens, as a whole), and supporters of SPUAT, who tend to have multiple tattoos, numerous missing teeth, and IQs smaller than their waist sizes. Auburn people can be recognized by their intelligent, well-mannered appearance, cultivated diction and grammar, and profusion of navy blue and burnt-orange apparel. Should you encounter one of these noble Americans, greet them with a hearty 'War Eagle!' and you will find yourself accepted into the best that Alabama society has to offer. SPUAT supporters tend to be hairy, smelly, and unkempt, usually slouching around in well-worn and dirty crimson-and-white attire of hideous taste. They may attempt to communicate with you by shouting what sounds like 'Row Tahd!' (actually 'Roll Tide,' the battle cry of their athletic teams - paid hoodlums to a man.) Avoid these in-bred lowlifes like the plague." Posted at 07:57 AM RE: T.S. BORING OVERHYPED ELIOT [John Derbyshire] "Most beautiful voice of the 20th century?" Pshaw. The man was a poseur and a bore. Listen to that "beautiful voice": London Bridge is falling down falling down falling downI submit to you, Rick, that this is a pile of doggy poop. If the guy wants MY attention, he should write in English. And to call this quack the "most beautiful voice" of a century that he shared with, at least in part, Auden, Betjeman, Hilaire Belloc, Elizabeth Bishop, Rupert Brooke, G.K. Chesterton ("'Free verse'? You may as well call sleeping in a ditch 'free architecture'..."), Walter de la Mare, Frost, Graves, Hardy, Housman, Kipling for heaven's sake!, Larkin, John Masefield, MacLeish, MacNeice, Wilfred Owen, Wallace Stevens, Edward Thomas, Yeats,... Pull yourself together, man. Posted at 07:52 AM CASTAWAY [John J. Miller] This National Geographic interview with a guy who spent a few weeks filming his lonely stay on the remote Clipperton Atoll fascinated me. He didn't see another person for weeks, until the French military showed up with a documentary film crew. France owns the atoll, which is 700 miles west of Mexico in the Pacific. Our hero had a valid visa to be there, but his boat lacked a required fishing license. So they ordered him away. Posted at 05:52 AM Friday, August 29, 2003 HOMER NODS [Rick Brookhiser] ...and so does John D. Post after splendid post on poetry, and now he reveals that he doesn't like the most beautiful voice of the 20th century. Ah well, Glen Gould didn't like Mozart. Posted at 09:06 PM RE: HILL [Kathryn Jean Lopez] You're quite right Derb. Notice her August campaign against the Bush administration on a environmental/human-interest grounds about the air at Ground Zero. If the woman isn't in the race by a year from now, I'll eat my shoe--hoping, of course, that if I am wrong, she'll come visit The Corner: I promise to not be won over like Tucker Carlson was when she showed up on Crossfire. Posted at 09:00 PM HILLARY '04 [John Derbyshire] Washington Post: "A drop in President Bush's poll numbers has increased speculation about New York Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton jumping into the 2004 Democratic presidential race - a notion the former first lady rejected Friday. 'I am absolutely ruling it out,' Clinton said during a visit to the New York State Fair in Syracuse, N.Y. She had insisted in recent months that she will not consider entering the race for president this year even if that is what some Democrats want." So... she's going to run, right? Posted at 08:54 PM BLAIR'S FLACK QUITS [John Derbyshire] Andrew, Derb, this sounds like a good thing for Blair, doesn't it? Posted at 08:33 PM PETER [Rich Lowry] Good point (from yesterday) about writing in the bedroom. It reminds me that Walker Percy (friend of Shelby Foote, of course) wrote in bed…. Posted at 08:29 PM CHEERING NEWS FOR MR. DREHER [Peter Robinson] Rod Dreher may have agonized over leaving New York for Texas, but he's been sounding pretty chipper lately--and if he'd had any lingering doubts about his decision, then Dan Henninger's piece in this morning's Wall Street Journal must surely have laid them to rest. As taxes, regulation, and political correctness produce their corrosive effects in the blue states, including New York and California, Henninger notes, ordinary folks are skedaddling to the red states, including Texas. This great interior migration will have profound effects on our culture and politics, but the first thought to come to mind when I read Henninger's piece was simply this: Rod done good. Feeling better now, Rod? Posted at 08:07 PM OKAY: I WAS WRONG [Ramesh Ponnuru] An email:
Posted at 03:22 PM SPATS LIVE! [John Derbyshire] Posted at 02:29 PM THIS IS A GOOD POINT... [Rich Lowry] ...on the Kosovo-Iraq comparison. E-mail: “I would like to offer an alternative take on your following comment: 2) the Serbs were a much easier adversary than the Iraqis, so it was possible to wage the war safely from the air I believe this misses the central point, which is the failure of Clinton's actions to actually address the problem. The Serbs were engaged in light infantry action - dispersed, small groups of men with small arms, backed up by some heavy weapons, but capable of operating without them at need (their victims were pretty much unarmed). This is not a problem readily solveable from the air, especially when you restrict the attacking aircraft to high-altitude operations to avoid lost aircraft and aircrew. To actually protect the people we claimed to be protecting would have required our own infantry, operating aggressively along with low-level air power and armor. But that, of course, was not the point. Clinton merely wished to be seen to be doing something, and didn't really care about what was accomplished.” Posted at 02:24 PM LITERARY NEWS [Ramesh Ponnuru] In yesterday’s Washington Times, Scott Galupo reported on a recent appearance by novelist Isabel Allende on the Diane Rehm Show. (The item is not online.) Discussing September 11, Allende said, “I do believe that if there is individual karma, I think that the nations have the same karmic responsibility, that a nation cannot do wrong and not pay for it. Sooner or later, you pay for the violence, you pay for the destruction. You cannot go around trashing and not be held responsible for it.” Galupo writes, “There was no challenge from Miss Rehm, and Miss Allende continued to muse on things karmic, saying that the United States ‘will pay’ similarly for its liberation of Iraq.” Posted at 01:47 PM SPATS (CONT.) [John Derbyshire] A reader: "Spats sound like a good idea. Could we also bring back gloves for ladies and The Art of Winking?" Posted at 01:43 PM RE: SEXY BUT NOT PRETTY [John Derbyshire] Ellen Barkin is running away with this--9 nominations now. Out of the 1-nomination flatlands and up into the 2's: Illeana Douglass, Margaret Thatcher. Here's one of my own that no-one has mentioned, but which seems to me a perfect instance: the young Diana Rigg ("Emma Peel"). To those readers, assuming you're not just kidding around, who suggested the following, seek help: Barbra Streisand, Roseanne Barr, Chelsea Clinton, Grace Jones. Posted at 01:42 PM CAR BOMBING UPDATE [Kathryn Jean Lopez] Casualty number is at 75. Posted at 01:32 PM UNLIKE BILL CLINTON [Kathryn Jean Lopez] WFB's review of classic children's lit doesn't p.c.-ized them. Get it now. Posted at 01:24 PM LITERARY SPATS [John Derbyshire] A couple of readers have pointed me to Bustopher Jones. Didn't know this one, I admit, being mildly allergic to T.S. Eliot... (In part because of that extremely annoying last name, whose correct spelling I have to look up every darn time; but mostly because I just don't care for his stuff... much of which, someone or other has proved, was plagiarized from the forgotten Kentucky poet Madison Cawein.) But hey, chacun a son gout. Posted at 01:21 PM SWEET HOME ALABAMA [John Derbyshire] Wheeeeee! Lotsa recommendations for the Heart of Dixie. Looks like I need about a month down there. The following list is still growing: ---The AL-AR football game in Tuscaloosa on the 27th. (Multiple recommendations for this.) ---Huntsville space center. ("That neighborhood has the best German food in the USA," says a reader. Now, why would that be?.....) ---Music Hall of Fame at Shoals. ---Dreamland BBQ in B'ham--"best ribs on the planet" (which planet?). ---The forts in Mobile & Pensacola. ---The AL Shakespeare Festival & nearby Fine Arts Museum. ---The Paul "Bear" Bryant museum in Tuscaloosa. Bryant, who I never heard of until this morning, is, several readers assure me, "the greatest hero America has yet produced." Apparently Alabamians pay large sums of money to funeral directors to get a gravesite close to Bryant's. ---The USS Alabama in Mobile Bay. ---Oakleigh, a fine antebellum house. ---Helen Keller's childhood home in Ivy Green. ---The Ave Maria grotto at Cullman. (Hey!--I'm a Protestant!) ---Bellingrath Gardens, Mobile. ---The "Redneck Riviera"--great for kids, I am told. ---The W.C. Handy home & museum in Florence. ---The George Washington Carver home & nearby museum for the Tuskegee airmen. Other things to do in Alabama during September, I am advised: ---Watch kudzu grow. ---Count how many minutes after stepping outside before the last dry spot of your clothing is swallowed up by sweat. Well, at least I know to pack extra deodorant. Posted at 01:20 PM SEXY BUT NOT PRETTY [John Derbyshire] (See my August Diary on the main site.) Nominations for "sexy but not pretty" are pouring in. I am tallying carefully. So far there are 39 ladies with just one nomination each. The following all have more than one: In the lead, Ellen Barkin, with 7 nominations. Then: Sandra Bernhard(t?) with 6, Sarah Jessica Parker (5), Mae West (4), Tori Amos and Angelina Jolie with 2 each. A special prize for the guy who e-mailed in to say: "My wife." God bless you, Sir. (Well, I guess He already has....) Posted at 01:11 PM LAST THINGS--A POINT OF THEOLOGY [John Derbyshire] A reader: "I am in a distinct minority on this point [i.e. that the many Antichrists are harbingers of one final, terrible über-Antichrist], but I believe there is no scriptural warrant for this position. The 'Beast' referred to in the Apocalypse was probably a Roman emperor who lived at the time the Apocalypse was written, most likely either Nero or Domitian. (Nero is the most likely candidate, since, if you write his name in Greek and employ a numerological trick common at that time, you will come up with 666.) The other candidate for Satan Incarnate, the 'man of lawlessness' referred to in II Thessalonians, is more obscure, but it is quite likely that St. Paul was also referring to a contemporary figure (again, Nero, who came to the purple in 54 AD, would be the most likely candidate). I suspect you were joking, but I hope talk of the antichrist does not frighten you. In our lifetime the world has seen much evil, and the struggle between good and evil will continue in the future. But the message of scripture is that there is a light shining in the darkness, and the darkness will not overcome it... Be of good cheer." Posted at 12:46 PM SPATS WATCH [John Derbyshire] A reader: "In the great and conservative movie 'Ruggles of Red Gap,' Ruggles (Charles Laughton) delivers himself o the opinion that (from memory, but close) 'Spats, Sir, are the difference between a well-turned out man and a man who is barely dressed.'" Posted at 12:45 PM RIGHT WITH MISSY [Kathryn Jean Lopez] A reader writes that the video of the year went to the right person: "I love Johnny Cash. However, the awards are for the best video in a given category, and Missy's ‘Work It’ was amazing. Also, though the only person on the planet who could even partially redeem ‘Hurt’ is The Man In Black, and he did the best job that could be done, it's still a horrid, overwrought, pseudo-angst-infused, Nine Inch Nails song. Trent Reznor should not be indirectly rewarded for writing it. That Cash also lost to Justin Timberlake, I agree, was tragic and indefensible." Posted at 12:43 PM CALIFORNIA THOUGHT POLICE [Kathryn Jean Lopez] If Davis signs this outrageous bill on his desk, as is expected I gather, foster-parent candidates in California will be required to affirm homosexuality and go through sensitivity training. Anyone know where The Terminator is on this? Posted at 12:20 PM PETER, THE WOLF, AND THE FIRST BLACK PRESIDENT [Kathryn Jean Lopez] Clinton narrates Peter and the Wolf, with a totally Clintonian twist: LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Sergei Prokofiev's musical fairy tale Peter and the Wolf is popular with children but not with wolf lovers, and two former world leaders -- Bill Clinton and Mikhail Gorbachev -- aim to put that right in a new recording. Posted at 11:46 AM THAT WILL BE $60, LITTLE GIRLS [Kathryn Jean Lopez ] No lemonade or soda stands, not without a license, thank you. From the Minneapolis Star Tribune: Mikaela Ziegler, 7, and her 4-year-old sister, Annika, were selling refreshments Wednesday afternoon near the State Fairgrounds when a woman approached them. But she wasn't there to buy. Posted at 11:40 AM PRIDE OF ITHACA [Jonah Goldberg] As I'm sure you all already talked about, Cynthia McKinney's going to be a visiting professor at Cornell . Maybe she can get one of those mortarboard hat thingies made out of tinfoil. Posted at 11:38 AM "SPARE THE MEAT, SPOIL THE GOSPEL" [Rod Dreher] This is a little long, but it's hilarious, from a priest who is no stranger to Corner readers. This closing line is one of the all-time greats in epistolary history. It appears as a letter in the current issue of Crisis magazine: I was delighted to read the Manichaean ramblings of Danel Paden, director of the Catholic Vegetarian Society ("Letters," June 2003). It confirmed my theory that fanaticism in Western society alternates between nudism and vegetarianism, both of which contradict the order of grace. Posted at 11:28 AM LATE-AUGUST FRIDAY TREAT: WFB IN THE CORNER ON “YALE CAPITALIST SWINE” [Kathryn Jean Lopez] Hot off the presses (or e-mail), William F. Buckley Jr.’s latest syndicated column. As always, read it on NRO first: At this writing, Senator Joe Lieberman is scheduled to appear at Yale to give a speech supporting the strikers. It will be called, "Why Politicians Running for President Support Your Strike." Jesse Jackson was already there. Say what you will about the wilting Jesse, he still has the power to bring listless partisans to their feet. What was his theme? You can get an idea from the name of the strikers' tax-deductible organization. It is called “Hungry for Justice,” and they have a tame bishop there to handle contributions. What would you say if you were dispatched to New Haven to side with the strikers? Posted at 11:12 AM HEART OF DIXIE [John Derbyshire] I'll be spending a few days in Alabama at the end of September. The only things I have fixed up right now are (a) the NASCAR races at Talladega on the 28th, and (b) a visit to Hank Williams's birthplace and childhood haunts at some time yet undetermined. Be interested to hear reader's opinions on any other must-see attractions in the Heart of Dixie. I guess I'll take in the Supreme Court building in Montgomery... Been reading up on the state--one of the dwindling number I have never been to (though I think I may have driven through it once without stopping). I'm learning about such local heroes as train robber Rube Burrow, "popular in Alabama because all of his crimes seem to have been committed in Mississippi." Also (it says here), the Alabama idiom for making conversation is "swappin' lies." Hmmm. Does Al Franken know about that? Posted at 11:06 AM HILLARY: SENATOR, GREAT DEM HOPE, NEW YORK FASHION PLATE [Kathryn Jean Lopez ] Hillary Rodham Clinton can be found in the September issue of Vogue (page 316), photographed beside the now-lesser Clinton, the former president. The star of the show, the hour, and, perhaps (my money, as you know, is there) the Democratic ’04 field before to long, Senator Hillary is Vogue-perfect in a classic (conservative, friends) black-and-white Oscar de la Renta ensemble. (Isn’t that against campaign-finance laws?) In other words, folks, Howard Dean is just the warm-up act. Posted at 10:40 AM USEFUL IDIOT [Andrew Stuttaford] Here’s a creepy, crawling thing, an article by a Labour MP who first went to a cretin convention held in Havana a quarter of a century ago: “For me, that visit was the start of a life-long love affair. There is no need to confuse that statement with uncritical acclaim for everything about the place. But criticism should never ignore the fact that Cuba's primary service to the world has been to provide living proof that it is possible to conquer poverty, disease and illiteracy in a country that was grossly over-familiar with all three. That is a pretty big service. The fact that it has been delivered in the face of sustained hostility from an obsessive neighbour makes it all the more stunning. Fast forward 22 years, and I became trade minister in a Labour government. At my first meeting with the official in charge of trade with the Americas and Caribbean, he offered a summary of our commercial relations with just about every country. There was one conspicuous absentee. "What," I asked, "are we doing with Cuba?" The answer was very little, ostensibly because of a modest outstanding debt from the mid-1980s. Within a month, we were on a plane to Havana, and commercial normality now exists in our relationship. During that first ministerial visit, I was guest of honour at a small dinner and retain a copy of the diplomatic telegram which recorded the occasion. The opening summary reads: "Unscheduled invitation from Castro to Mr Wilson to dinner. Castro holds forth for five and a half hours. Unequivocal message from Cubans that they seek further improvement in bilateral relationships with particular emphasis on trade relations. Close rapport established between Castro and Mr Wilson." The dinner ended with him toasting "Tony Blair and the third way" while I responded by raising my glass to "peace and socialism". I have now had half a dozen such sessions with Castro. He talks a lot but then he has a lot to talk about. He is a man with an unquenchable thirst for knowledge… “ If you have a strong stomach read the whole thing. Posted at 10:35 AM DANIEL PIPES [John Derbyshire] O'Reilly had some Egyptian dude on last night, talking about that sick "Americans are cannibals" column in the govt-run Cairo newspaper. He didn't defend the piece, but seemed VERY interested in veering off to attack the monstrous, lying, hate-filled Daniel Pipes. O'Reilly couldn't keep him on track: he had a real Pipes obsession. If this is how a moderate Arab (I mean, he apparently does NOT agree that we are cannibals--that makes him a moderate over there, right?) from one of the less rabid Arab countries feels about Pipes... I sure hope he has protection. Posted at 10:34 AM AND THEY SAY CONSERVATIVES ARE STIFF [Kathryn Jean Lopez] The Corner, where the drinking starts before 10:30 in the morning! Derb's picking up the tab. Posted at 10:29 AM LAST THINGS [John Derbyshire] Two points on my August Diary: (1) Some readers have observed that Paul Johnson's nuclear nightmare is all wrong as to technicalities, e.g. at the instant you "heard" the shockwave from a blast like that, all your windows would blow in, shredding you with flying splinters of glass, etc. etc. Sure, sure, but it's a dream, and has to be read in that spirit. (2) Taking up my implicit invitation to pursue the theological implications of the Antichrist, several readers have demonstrated, from the relevant texts, that there are probably many Antichrists, all of them avatars of, and harbingers of, one ultimate and especially terrible Antichrist who will show up at the Last Time. Thanks a lot, everyone--now I REALLY need a stiff drink. Posted at 10:27 AM FRANKEN, FALLOWS, BBC... VS. MURDOCH [Kathryn Jean Lopez] Byron York, resident expert on domestic political hate, writes in the Wall Street Journal this morning about the Rupert Murdoch haters: "Listening to pundits on the left, it's hard to know who is more evil--George W. Bush or Rupert Murdoch. The president, some passionately believe, tricked us into war, which is of course bad. But Mr. Murdoch gave us the Fox News Channel. You decide." Read it all here. Posted at 09:22 AM RE: LENIN IN DALLAS [Rod Dreher] Andrew, that statue of Lenin with "America Won" inscribed on the base sits out in front of Goff's, a hamburger joint here in Big D. Here's a little more about the place and its answer to the Shoney's Big Boy. And this just in: owner Harvey Gough, who has a thing for deposed dictator statuary, made a trip to liberated Iraq earlier this year, and brought back Saddam kitsch for his restaurant. He's said to be trying to get a Saddam statue for the parking lot. You gotta love Texans... . Posted at 09:20 AM GOOD MORNING BIAS [Rod Dreher] "Good Morning America" just spent a big chunk of time reporting the controversy over Arnold Schwarzenegger's 1977 interview with a dirty magazine, in which he talked about engaging in group sex and engaging in other sleazy behavior. ABC's Jake Tapper reported on the possible political fallout, followed by a conversation between George Stephanopoulos and Charlie Gibson over how this could hurt Arnold politically with the "family values" Republicans. OK, fair enough. But there was no report about Cruz Bustamante's defiant embrace of a racist Hispanic group, which to my mind has a lot more to do with how he would run California as governor than Arnold's disco-era dalliances with strippers. Eh? I'm not crazy about Arnold, but if I were a California voter, I'd vote for him just to prevent Bustamante from bringing MEChAista values to the state's highest office. Posted at 09:17 AM STILL MORE ON “OLD LIBERALS” [Peter Robinson] My postings on "old liberals" versus "new liberals" over the last couple of days seem to have struck a chord—at least if my overflowing inbox represents an indication. From one reader: “I've been thinking about this subject; in the last couple of years I've read most of the WPA Writers' Project guidebooks, which were written by pure New Dealers. Highly refreshing in a modern context. They never missed a chance to advocate government intervention, but they were not prissy about words, and they had never heard of moral equivalence. Those New Deal writers often and strongly distinguished the"deserving poor" from "bums, drunks and dopefiends", and accurately diagnosed the different problems of poor blacks and poor whites. Not even a conservative [dares to] make those distinctions nowadays.” And from another: “One of the best of the old liberals, Alexander Bickel, died far too young (he was in his early 50s). He was a Yale law professor, supporter of RFK, contributor to The New Republic, and a friend of Anthony Lewis. Here is a quote from his last book "The Morality of Consent" (1975): “’The lesson of the great decisions of the Supreme Court and the lesson of contemporary history have been the same for at least a generation: discrimination on the basis of race is illegal, immoral, unconstitutional, inherently wrong, and destructive of democratic society. Now this is to be unlearned and we are told that this is not a matter of fundamental principle but only a matter of whose ox is gored. Those for whom racial equality was demanded are to be more equal than others. Having found support in the Constitution for equality, they now claim support for inequality under the same Constitution.’” A third reader writes to argue (effectively, I think) that in naming Arthur Schlesinger, Jr. as an “old liberal,” I was being much too kind: “Since as far back as the sixties Schlessinger has retreated from his once stout anti-Communism. In his recent memoir, Innocent Beginnings he goes so far as to deny that American Communists ever had any insidious effect on the country and defends Mary McCarthy from criticisms of her political idiocy levelled by Sidney Hook. (Remember that her book, Hanoi, contains this sentence: ‘This is a moral, ascetic government, concerned above all with the quality of Vietnamese life.’)” All of which suggests that “old liberalism” means something—that there really was a time when liberalism remained untainted by political correctness and identity politics—and that “old liberalism” continues to command wide respect. If I were a Democrat, I’d sure be trying to figure out how to claw my way back to “old liberalism.” Posted at 09:11 AM WELL, IF THAT DON’T BEAT ALL [Peter Robinson] From a reader: “I understand your reluctance to admit to doing your best writing in the bedroom. All of my best writing actually occurs—this is completely serious –in the bathroom. It started in high school when I was working on an essay short on a deadline. I had a situation which kept me making frequent trips to the restroom and eventually just took my notebook and pen with me. The result was I completed the paper quickly and didn't leave the bathroom until it was done. Now, I keep a journal of thoughts and short essays in my bathroom (I never allude to the location of the writing in the actual writings) and have written some of my best [work] in that notebook. “Thanks for writing [your] book about Reagan, regardless of the location.” Posted at 09:08 AM THE POET LAUREATE [Rick Brookhiser] Perhaps Louis Gluck's surname had an umlaut, which would have give it one of those German vowel values that Anglophones have so much trouble with. I have read one volume of her poetry, Wild Irises, and I found it very moving. She appears in the New Yorker with some frequency. Posted at 09:03 AM SPATS [John Derbyshire] SPATS A reader writes: "Derb - Just read your column, and think the idea of bringing back spats is excellent, but we conservatives have more important (and winnable, maybe) fights against the fall of fine haberdashery. Namely, saving the necktie. I am writing you in a beautiful, Italian-made dress shirt that looks silly because I have on no tie. I've tried my best to keep the tie alive, but my attempts are met with curiosity at best and scorn at worst. Spats are a lost cause - Please use your considerable influence to help me in my reactionary battle." Well, of course it's a lost cause. What on earth is conservatism about, if not the championing of lost causes? (And to this particular reader, two little words: BOW TIE. That'll freak 'em out.) Posted at 09:01 AM RE: PAUL JOHNSON'S NUCLEAR NIGHTMARE [John Derbyshire] I am sorry that link was down for a while. I was making a much better one here. P.J.'s title is from Revelation 9.ii... but you knew that. In the Authorized KJV: "And he opened the bottomless pit, and there arose a smoke out of the pit, like the smoke of a great furnace; and the sun and the air were darkened by reason of the smoke of the pit." Posted at 08:59 AM THE QUOTABLE CHARLES DE GAULLE [John Derbyshire] Who knew De Gaulle was so quotable? Or perhaps he was just one of those giants, like Churchill, to whome apocryphal quotes "stick." Here is a reader: "I can't trace this on the Web, Mr Derbyshire, but this is how I heard it. When President of the Republic, De Gaulle left his sanctum one day and was walking through the outer office when a subordinate of his slammed down the phone, exasperated, and cried 'Il faut exterminer tous les idiots!' De Gaulle stopped by the man's desk, shook his head and said gravely from his great height: 'Vaste programme, mon ami, vaste programme.'" Personally I like the De Gaulle method of quitting smoking. It works like this: You announce to everyone within earshot that you are quitting smoking. (Unfortunately this method only works if you are the president of a large country.) Posted at 08:58 AM GERARD MANLEY HOPKINS [John Derbyshire] (From a reader) Mr. Derbyshire: Posted at 08:56 AM PAUL JOHNSON'S NUCLEAR NIGHTMARE [John Derbyshire] I made a total pig's ear of scanning this, or of PDF-ing it, or something. A kind reader OCR-ed it and cleaned it up for me, so I can give it to you in text form, & you won't have to get a headache reading it. It is a very powerful piece of writing. Posted at 08:53 AM CAR BOMBING IN NAJAF [Kathryn Jean Lopez] Shiite leader killed. Posted at 08:46 AM WE'RE [Kathryn Jean Lopez] done posting articles on the homepage for the long weekend--Hanson, Derb, Stuttaford, a Konig, Gurdon, Miller, Novak, Kudlow and much more. Read away! Posted at 08:43 AM OFFICIAL ARNOLD [John J. Miller] In California, Arnold S. is taking some heat from liberal Hispanic groups for his ties to U.S. English. If the criticism keeps up, AS may benefit with conservatives. I'm actually not a big fan of "official English" as a movement--it doesn't do nearly as much good as California's Prop. 227 reform of bilingual education, for instance. Yet it's a project for which many conservatives (and lots of non-conservatives) find sympathy. Linda Chavez has a smart column on AS and U.S. English. Posted at 06:09 AM IF YOU LIKE MEGALITHS [John J. Miller] Sort of interesting, from the BBC: "An ancient stone circle, buried for thousands of years, has been uncovered by archaeologists at a site in the Outer Hebrides. Experts say the discovery is second in importance only to Stonehenge." Posted at 05:52 AM SCAMMING THE COMMIES? [Andrew Stuttaford] This is, I’m pretty sure, the first time that the Corner has linked to the Weekly Worker , but this story is too good not to repeat: ”A bizarre collection of organisations on the revolutionary left have been on the receiving end of a petty, but nonetheless politically quite sophisticated, fraud dating back to at least the late 1900s. Five young Ukrainian conspirators - seemingly with a background in the ‘official communist’ Komsomol and well able to pick up the vital factional nuances of left politics in the Anglo-Saxon world - managed to pass themselves off as ‘sections’ of anything up to 12 different organisations. A feat which might be explained by the claim that they first met each other in an “amateur acting troupe”. Those stung include … [the] Committee for a Workers’ International, the Alliance for Workers’ Liberty, …[the] Workers Revolutionary Party and its ‘Fourth International’, the US-based League for a Revolutionary Party, the Committees of Correspondence (publishers of News and Letters), the International Bolshevik Tendency, the Socialist Party of Great Britain and Workers Power, along with its burlesque League for the Fifth International. Plans were also being hatched to establish links with colonel Gaddafi and his regime in Libya - that at least might have proved to be a real money-spinner. Using a whole string of aliases [the tricksters] recreated in fictional microcosm the factional struggles and rivalries that plague the left in Britain and the US. Negotiations, polemics, splits and all. This doubtlessly pleased their ‘masters’ in London and New York no end. In a spirit of internationalism, but presumably with an eye to outdoing their rivals on the left, various groups channelled money and material resources to aid those whom they believed to be their co-thinkers. For example, it seems that at least three organisations were supplying cash for the upkeep of an ‘office’ in Kiev. Besides that there were trips to Germany, Britain and elsewhere. Now the whole scam has been exposed. Apparently the executive committee of the SPGB got the feeling that all was not well with their World Socialist Party Ukraine in July. Their minutes put the worries on record. The penny dropped for the IBT and Workers Power on August 14. A leading WP comrade was boastfully displaying a photograph of the organisation’s recent world congress to an IBT member. Standing on either side of the said WPer were two Ukrainian comrades - they were instantly recognisable. They were the IBT’s key comrades in their own Ukrainian section. Photos and information were quickly exchanged between factional centres - everyone had been conned. " Ha ha ha Via the blog at Harry’s Place. Posted at 12:28 AM WAHHABIS AT WAR [Andrew Stuttaford] It’s no news that the Wahhabi scourge has arrived in the Caucasus (its curious and rather bizarre superstitions are alien to the form of Islam traditionally practiced in that region). Now it is thought that Wahhabi zealots (funded, doubtless by our Saudi ‘allies’) are responsible for the murder of a politician in Dagestan. Posted at 12:26 AM TO THE CALIFORNIA WATCHERS [Kathryn Jean Lopez] So how is the Oui playing there? Do orgies help Arnold (it is California...), send the cons to McClintock for sure, or not mean much of anything for the race? Posted at 12:25 AM CIA DIRECTOR'S SS# BOUGHT OVER THE NET [Kathryn Jean Lopez] Certainly does make one wonder. Posted at 12:14 AM ISLAMOCHRISTIAN EUROPE?: [Rod Dreher] This guy says that demographics are going to make it happen . He predicts, hopefully (from his point of view), that European Muslims and Christians will form a functionally syncretist religion. I suspect that's nonsense. Europeans by and large aren't Christians anymore, but secularists. Muslims tend to really believe in their faith. People who believe in their faith aren't inclined to syncretize. Posted at 12:11 AM MECHA CRUZ [Kathryn Jean Lopez] Bustamante won't renounce them. Posted at 12:04 AM Thursday, August 28, 2003 NATURAL RIGHTS IN TODAY'S WORLD [Randy Barnett] Through Sunday, I am attending the American Political Science Association annual meeting in Philadelphia. On Saturday afternoon, I am on a panel giving a VERY short (5 pages) paper on The Imperative of Natural Rights in Today's World. If you are interested, you can access it here. (I am sure that, as always, there must be lots of typos, etc. that will be cleaned up in the editing process, so please overlook any you may come across.) Posted at 11:59 PM MTV [Kathryn Jean Lopez] Because traffic was so bad tonight in the NYC area I missed THE moment of the Video Music Awards (though just saw the replay). The 50 Cent pimp/prostitute segment was a tad disturbing, of course, along with Beyonce and others who performed in ways sure to keep family groups going for another year, but Johnny Cash lost to Justin Timberlake? And to Missy Elliott? And...and...and...I guess that's MTV though? As a sidenote: Rich, you'll be happy to know Duran Duran won a lifetime achievement award. (BACKGROUND: The boss caught me with a Duran Duran tape years ago and has never forgotten it.) Many of you are on much firmer ground when it comes to MTV issues, but since it was on in the background here (I've already adopted Lowry's bad habits!), I thought something insignificant might as well appear in The Corner before the morning shows get to do it first. Posted at 11:57 PM E-MAIL OF THE DAY [John Derbyshire] From a reader, responding to my favorite De Gaulle quote on The Corner: "I ran into this quote one summer in Paris, in a collection of grammatical exercises in a French textbook: 'Le mort de ceux que l'on aimait, on y pense après un certain temps avec une inexplicable douceur.' It was attributed to DeGaulle, and my teacher explained that he was speaking of the same daughter you mentioned. I never expected to be so deeply touched in a grammar class." The French translates as: "After a certain time, one thinks of the death of those one loved with an inexplicable sweetness." Posted at 11:24 PM LENIN WATCH [Andrew Stuttaford] Check out the inscription on the base of this Lenin statue (now resident in Texas). Posted at 11:23 PM RE: RICH'S COLUMN [John Derbyshire] And what, may I ask, is the matter with the Alien and Sedition Acts? Richard Brookhiser Flack, Federalist Party Posted at 11:22 PM NOBLESSE DOESN'T OBLIGE [Andrew Stuttaford] Geoffrey Howe began his period of high ministerial office as one of the architects of the Thatcher revolution. He was her first Chancellor of the Exchequer. Later, he went to seed, EUphoria and the Foreign Office, crowning his moral and intellectual decline with the speech that precipitated the Iron Lady’s fall from power. For years now, he has sat in Britain’s House of Lords, the upper house ‘reformed’ by Tony Blair and which is now filled with establishment cronies and a few hereditary relics. After years of an increasingly overweening executive, it’s more than ever clear that Britain, like most democracies, needs an effective – elected – upper house. The existing crowd, establishment placemen and career sycophants, needless to say, don’t agree. And M’Lord Howe, supine, useless, complacent, but, sadly, still sort of relevant, writes in the London Spectator that that’s just fine: “Unsurprisingly, perhaps, the Lords rejected the idea [of injecting a bit of democracy into their club] by a majority of four to one. They might, of course, have done so solely out of self-interest. But it could make more sense to acknowledge that they may, after all, be best placed to judge the likely impact of an elected element upon the almost universally well-regarded way in which they currently work.” Chuck ‘em all out – starting with Howe – and bring in that vulgar, vulgar ‘elected element.’ Posted at 11:21 PM SCANDAL WATCH [Andrew Stuttaford] Italian leader to face inquiries into fraud. Berlusconi again? Er no, it’s the sainted Romano Prodi, ‘president’ of the EU’s Commission. Posted at 11:20 PM WHEN LAPTOPS WERE NEW [John Derbyshire] For what it's worth: the first book I ever got published was written while commuting on the Long Island Railroad. Posted at 05:54 PM IN THE BEDROOM WITH LOWRY [Peter Robinson ] Rich, I can understand why you'd spend a lot of time wishing you'd had some sort of ideal environment in which to write your book, but I'm not convinced that actually having one would have helped much. I have a very nice office at the Hoover Institution, for example, but I ended up writing my last two books at home...in my bedroom. It don't know why, exactly, but it's the one place where I can actually think thoughts a whole chapter | ||||||