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AMERICANS GET THE WAR ON TERROR [Kathryn Jean Lopez] even if the Washington Post thinks they're just MidEast-phobic: 70 percent believe Saddam Hussein was tied to 9/11. Posted at 07:45 PM WISE GUY [Peter Robinson ] Showing no mercy on us Californians, Rod Dreher writes from Texas to suggest that we solve our Tom-or-Arnold-dilemma by voting for...Tom Arnold. Posted at 07:42 PM ABBAS RESIGNS [Kathryn Jean Lopez] Abu Mazen/Mahmoud Abbas resigned today, supposedly a disaster for the roadmap. Actually, of course, the real disaster for the roadmap has been the same-old process that, in this case, has meant doing business with Arafat by another name. Posted at 07:12 PM CHRISTOPHER HITCHENS [Andrew Stuttaford] The latest issue of Vanity Fair continues plenty that’s well worth reading, including an interesting piece on the Bushes and the Bin Laden family. There’s a touch of conspiracy mongering about it, to be sure, but the administration needs to understand that, so long as the US relationship with the Kingdom remains shrouded in so much secrecy (how about those 28 pages?), it is opening itself up to the worst of speculation. The highlight of the issue, however, is a piece by Christopher Hitchens on his recent visit to Iraq. There’s plenty of scope for controversy about on how matters are progressing over there, but few, one would hope, should disagree with this: Hitchens is discussing the US forces, and then takes a look at their opposition: “Against this [the US presence] are ranged the absolute scum of the earth. First one finds the remnant of the so-called Fedayeen Saddam: a cruel militia which used to be employed filling in those mass graves and performing other lowly tasks and which has never lost a battle against civilians. Before the war its ranks had already been augmented by imported “jihad” fighters from other countries, who have assisted the Baath Party in its mutation from pseudo-secularist Fascism into full-fledged Islamic dogmatism. The fanatics of the sole party meet the fanatics of the sole deity: a recent Saddamist “resistance” leaflet in Baghdad spoke of “One Leader/One Nation/One God,” and the rhetoric generally is the drone of “martyrdom” and “the infidels...” That is the way to talk about the enemy. Posted at 06:24 PM RE: TWISTING AND TURNING IN CALIFORNIA [John Derbyshire] For Tom McClintock in his own words, see this fine piece from the Claremont Review. Posted at 04:50 PM LIBERTARIANS AGAINST THE WAR [Randy Barnett] Some libertarians I respect enormously oppose the war in Iraq. It was only a matter of time, I suppose, that I might be criticized by them for supporting it. The delay comes from the fact that I have not published anything in support of the war, but have confined myself in print to posting links on to articles by those who have. The latest was a link to Hoping We Fail, by Victor Davis Hanson, whose writings I have come to admire over the past several months. Hanson can defend himself against the criticisms made on Liberty and Power (here and here) and this morning on NRO he offers another insightful essay that can serve as a response: Are We at War or Peace? Judging the Reconstruction in Iraq. Hanson writes, "To summarize, we are in a war with the latest face of an age-old enemy of civilization who hates the freedom of the individual, tolerance of diverse thoughts and practices, human rights, democracy, and modernism itself." I am a libertarian and Hanson is a conservative so we do not agree about everything. But unlike some libertarians, many on the Left, some Republicans and many Democrats, I do think we are in a defensive war and have been since we were attacked on 9/11. I further think that the battle for Iraq is a legitimate part of that overall war, though it and the war can still be lost. This, I believe, is the essence of our disagreement. Posted at 11:21 AM DALLAS' CRUNCHY-CON EXURB [Rod Dreher] The town of Frisco, a northern Dallas exurb that's the fastest growing city in Texas, turns out to be a budding crunchy-con habitat. That's according to Texas Monthly, which does a feature on the place in its current issue -- and which suggests that crunchy conservatism may be a way for the GOP to put the hammerlock on the suburban vote. Let's hope. The story itself isn't online, but here's the money quote: What I kept hearing was that this is a community that is sensitive to "quality of life issues." This is what the conservative journal of record, National Review, has labeled "granola conservatism," a variation on the ideological beast that lists slightly leftward on matters of lifestyle, popular culture, and the environment. It should greatly worry whoever's in charge of bringing the Democratic party back from the dead. While these conservatives still loathe the environmental-protection bureaucracy and are reluctant to address the endangered-species issue, they are concerned about green space and smog in their own back yards and therefore are at least partly sympathetic to the tenets of the New Urbanism. To the extent that a place like Frisco succeeds, its example may prove a valuable way for Republicans to finally make up some ground on environmental issues. Frisco is also a model of urban development -- a place that welcomes growth but insists that it be done right. ... Posted at 11:20 AM RE: TWISTING AND TURNING IN CALIFORNIA [John Derbyshire] Peter: This, of course, is a recurring dilemma for conservatives--for anyone, in fact, of strong political opinions. (For Naderites, for example, whose Nader votes were presumably a factor in George W. Bush's 2000 victory.) It was the first problem I faced as a U.S. citizen. At the naturalization ceremony, they give you a voter registration card. I looked at the thing, wondering: should I register Republican or Conservative? Well, I'm a registered Republican, but I don't feel easy about it. (Think Pataki; think Bloomberg.) With McClintock, though, I don't think it's so hopeless. He has Bill Simon's votes as well as his own. He could get some of Arnold's, with some hard work, luck, and guile. I'd say vote McClintock... and write up McClintock, and talk up McClintock, and send letters to the editor, and do anything else you can think of to help the guy. Arnold's a big fat target for the Left, and they haven't started on him yet. Watch out for the "late hit"--Arnold voters who get taken in by it, whatever it is, will still have McClintock to vote for... but only if they know who he is! Look, it's a democracy. Keep hope alive! And if Bustamente gets in... well, the worse, the better... Posted at 11:18 AM MORE GUYS TEARING UP [Peter Robinson ] I grant the power of "Tears, Idle Tears" (see John Derbyshire's posting below), but is there--can there be--any more heartbreaking poem than Sonnet 73 (http://www.bartleby.com/40/122.html)? Posted at 11:17 AM THE MIGHTY TOM [Steve Hayward] Peter: Don't send in your absentee ballot yet! You have several weeks before the deadline. Meantime, wait on events. I'm with you (and most of the way with our mutual friend Hugh Hewitt), but Arnold is treading water right now. I even sense some erosion. If, perchance, McClintock pulls even or slightly ahead in polls over the next week or two, then ask yourself: Who's the spoiler? It starts to look like Arnold rather than Tom, doesn't it? Tom deserves the benefit of the doubt for the next two weeks at least. I'm willing to vote for Arnold if he runs a more serious campaign, but for the time being I'm sending Tom my campaign contributions. Posted at 11:11 AM TWISTING AND TURNING IN THE GOLDEN STATE, CTD. [Peter Robinson ] The e-mails have been pouring in since I posted that cri de Coeur on the Tom-or-Arnold dilemma in which we conservatives in California now find ourselves. I've noticed a pattern in the e-mails worth noting. Whereas the last time I posted a Tom-or-Arnold comment, about a week ago, my emails ran three-to-one in favor of Arnold, this time they're running 50-50, evenly split between Arnold and McClintock. Among readers of The Corner, in other words, McClintock seems to have gained ground, Schwarzenegger to have lost it. What can this portend? Posted at 11:10 AM GOOD AND BAD ADVICE [Peter Robinson ] But I still can’t figure out which is which. From one reader: I'd advise you follow your conscience, which sounds like it's leaning toward McClintock. Imagine how much worse you'd feel if you voted for Arnold and he raised your taxes and damaged California Republicans even more. So far, all you're getting from Arnold are empty, pleasant-sounding platitudes. Would you really be happy with yourself by voting for THAT?And from another: As wonderful as McClintock is, it ain't gonna happen. Don't be like those Ross Perot voters who gave us Clinton. (Although thank God for those Ralph Nader voters who gave us Bush.) Posted at 11:07 AM HIGH NOON & BOOK TV [Peter Robinson ] Just learned that my recent talk on my new book, How Ronald-- Aw, heck. You all know the name by now. Anyway, the talk will be rebroadcast on Book TV today at noon Eastern. If you'd like to let me know how you think I did (not, I've learned, that readers of this happy Corner need much encouragement), please place "Book TV" in your subject heading. Posted at 11:01 AM THEOLOGY, ANYONE? [Peter Robinson ] I try in my new book to convey the way Ronald Reagan seemed to me to embody a kind of living proof of the existence of free will. Freud said all that mattered about us was our sexual impulses, Marx that we were all tossed about by large, abstract forces, which were themelves unfolding according to predetermined patterns. Yet Reagan stood up to history itself. This seems to have struck a chord. Here are a couple of emails too good to keep to myself. From one reader: I was struck by a quote in Mike Potemra’s review of your book in NRODT. He refers to your quoting of Rev. Lorenzo Albacete:And from another: I had to pause…for a moment [while reading your book] to pull out my old copy of Flow by Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi. Here’s an excerpt:Reagan, Tolkien, Csikszentmihalyi. You could hardly ask for more disparate ways of grasping it, but all three are on to the same thing. The modern world has been lying to us. We do possess free will. Posted at 10:57 AM TIMES OF LONDON [Jonah Goldberg] FYI, I'm writing occassionally for the Times of London now. My first piece is up, but I don't have time to go through all the registration stuff to get you a link (I'm running out of the house). It's a painfully short piece (a mere 700 words), but I thought I should let everyone know. Cheerios, or whatever those people say. Posted at 10:23 AM PRESIDENT ON SUNDAY NIGHT [Kathryn Jean Lopez] Seems like a perfect time. As people are hearing all the Iraq naysaying, as we enter the 9/11 2nd anniversary week. Unlike Thursday nights's debate, the Corner will be there. Posted at 01:48 AM Friday, September 05, 2003 TWISTING AND TURNING IN CALIFORNIA [Peter Robinson ] Could somebody please help me out here? As John Derbyshire notes below, Tom McClintock is performing like a dream--articulate, thoroughly conservative, immensely knowledgeable--and I've fallen hard for the man. He just can't win. I keep telling myself that, yet I find that somehow I'm unable to extinguish the last little flickering spark of hope that somehow, some way, McClintock might still pull it off. So what am I supposed to do? Go ahead and vote for McClintock, in an act of willful and delicious abandon? Or steel myself and vote for Der Arnold, forcing myself to an unpleasant necessity? (And if you'd like a glimpse of the way McClintock could very easily hand the race to Bustamante, look no further than John Fund's political diary.) For the past couple of weeks now, I've kept expecting the question to resolve itself--all it would have taken would have been one or two really impressive statements from Arnold or one or two really foolish remarks by McClintock. But Der Arnold's campaigning has proven almost aggressively insipid, McClintock's simply brilliant. And my absentee ballot will arrive any old day now. Posted at 05:32 PM TEAR UP AT THIS [John Derbyshire] Rich: I'm not going to let your "tears" piece go without directing readers to the greatest of all guy-tears-up poems. Posted at 05:20 PM QUESTION TIME [Peter Robinson] On Monday I'll be taping a couple of episodes of "Uncommon Knowledge," and, as has become my wont, I'd like to invite readers to questions and lines of inquiry. Show # 1, gay marriage, with two guests: Kate Kendall, executive director of the National Center for Lesbian Rights, and Maggie Gallagher, frequent contributor to NRODT. Maggie's recent pieces in NRODT and the "Weekly Standard" strike me as all but unaswerable--so much so that I'd be especially grateful for pointers on any aspects of the argument she may have missed. (I doubt there are any, but still.) Please place "marriage" in your subject heading. Show #2, immigration, once again with two guests: Richard Rodriguez and Victor Davis Hanson. In this case, please do the obvious, placing "immigration" in your subject heading. Thank you, thank you, one and all. Posted at 05:18 PM RE: COMSTOCK [Kathryn Jean Lopez] These were Ted Koppel's "final thoughts": "The men who drafted our Constitution, who framed our civil rights and protected our various freedoms under the law would, I suspect, retch at some of the bone-headed, self-serving misinterpretations of their intentions that are so often used these days to undermine the very freedoms they pretend to safeguard. The miracle of American law is not that it protects popular speech or the privacy of the powerful or the homes of the privileged, but rather that the least among us, those with the fewest defenses, those suspected of the worst crimes, the most despised in our midst, are presumed innocent until proven guilty. That remains as revolutionary a concept now as it was in the 1780s. It makes protecting the nation against terrorism excruciatingly difficult, but we cannot arbitrarily suspend the rights of one category of suspects without endangering all the others." Posted at 05:11 PM NFL JUNKIE BIAS ALERT [Tim Graham] First, there's Tom Shales of the Washington Post, who is definitely not among the NFL junkies. When President Bush welcomed the start of the NFL season in a taped message, Shales lamented: "He also said pro football 'celebrates the values that make our country so strong.' Like what, violence and greed?" Oh, go watch "The Sopranos." Second, there's ESPN.com's football writer Len Pasquarelli, a fine reporter. In his review of the Jets-Redskins game, he wanted to describe how the Jets offense was too conservative (not risky enough) in its play-calling: "But to overemphasize the right-wing bent with which Hackett called the game would be to diminish the performance of the Redskins defense." Huh? So if the Redskins throw a long bomb to Coles, it's a left-wing play? (How can anything characterized as a "bomb" be a left-wing play? Unless it' s of the Unabomber-Baader-Meinhof variety...) Posted at 05:07 PM DOJ VS. NIGHTLINE [Kathryn Jean Lopez] From Barbara Comstock (whose NRO piece, responding to CATO's Tim Lynch's NRO piece [here], can be read here): “Since the days immediately after 9/11, the Attorney General has pledged repeatedly to use every lawful tool at our disposal to protect innocent Americans from future terrorist attacks. Imagine our surprise, then, when we read on ABC’s ‘Nightline’ website last night the following promotion for their September 4, 2003 show on the USA PATRIOT Act: ‘Imagine a nation where police can search your home without a court order or a warrant. Don’t look too far, it’s already here.’ Posted at 03:19 PM GRETA'S WISCONSIN TIES [Tim Graham] Re: Allison Hayward's piece on Greta Van Susteren today, Romenesko has highlighted a controversy back in good old Wisconsin about Van Susteren's father Urban, who worked for Sen. Joe McCarthy. The angry left at Madison's Capital Times newspaper uses the book as an occasion to strangely posit that McCarthy represented "more of a threat to individual liberty, freedom of expression and constitutionally protected rights than any foreign foe ever did or will." The also liberal newspaper the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel offers a sensible reality check. Posted at 03:09 PM MORE WEEPING--LAST ONE [Rich Lowry] Thanks for all the crying e-mails. Here's the last one I'll post. The consensus of e-mailers is that it is OK for public men to cry in public, so long as 1) it's sincere; 2) it's something really momentous. Fair enough. Kerry certainly fails the second test and very likely the first. E-mail: "You realize that WFB has defended crying in public on several occasions? You may want to check out his post-Muskie column. I believe that in Macbeth, on being informed of the murder of his family, Macduff tears up and is told to take it like a man. He says that first he must feel it like a man. Which points to the distinction that I think should be made: Most of our public crying isn't an excess of emotion, it's a calculated simulacrum of emotion." Posted at 03:05 PM TAE FAREWELL [Jonah Goldberg] It is with deep regret that I have decided that I can no longer serve as the media critic for The American Enterprise. It's a great magazine with a great staff and I'm sure I'll realize the folly of my ways. But my workload is too great with my book and all and I just had to do it. But I remain a big fan of the magazine. Posted at 02:29 PM RE: VOTE MCCLINTOCK [John Derbyshire] Sorry, I forgot Human Events is now online. Here's the McClintock interview. Posted at 02:20 PM ASK GONZALES ABOUT JUDICIAL NOMINATIONS [Kathryn Jean Lopez] White House chat this afternoon. Should be interesting. Maybe we can get Ramesh in there.... Posted at 12:49 PM BEER: YOU'LL NEVER LET ME DOWN [Jonah Goldberg] Another incredibly immature site. Posted at 12:42 PM ANTI-CONGESTION INDIGESTION [Andrew Stuttaford] More news from that ill-considered socialist experiment (yes, that's what it is) better known as London's congestion charge. A major British retailer has revealed that its flagship central London store has seen sales fall by over 7% since the charge was introduced (over the same period its other stores have seen an increase in business). The Daily Telegraph also reports details of a survey showing that owners of one in four small and medium-sized stores are "considering" (admittedly a word so vague as to be almost meaningless) quitting central London as a result of the charge. Like them or not, cars bring life to the center of Europe's cities, a simple fact of life that London's mayor has chosen to ignore, but then socialist experiments never have much to do with reality. Posted at 12:35 PM AGAINST LOVE [Stanley Kurtz] Over at Slate, the new anti-marriage, anti-monogamy, pro-adultery book by Laura Kipnis, Against Love, was yesterday’s featured story. http://slate.msn.com/id/2087897/ The review is mildly critical, but mostly positive. I noted on Wednesday that Against Love had garnered two admiring stories on Salon, and started out as a New York Times Magazine piece. (Also, it was just reviewed positively by the Washington Post.) That certainly hits the media high spots. Against Love currently ranks 46 on amazon’s sales list. Against Love is being treated as a breakthrough book–the book that finally does what nobody else has dared since the height of the sixties–openly challenge marriage and monogamy. Anyone who doubts that marriage and monogamy can be called into question in mainstream cultural outlets ought to consider the response to Against Love. Gay marriage, by the way, is the only kind of marriage Kipnis has a kind word for. Can anyone doubt that when radical gays who have married call for a redefinition of the institution away from monogamy, the very same folks who are lauding Against Love will provide them with a windfall of publicity? Against Love simply draws the cultural conclusion of Michael Kinsley’s earlier Slate essay advocating the abolition of legal marriage. The outcome of that can only be the triumph of Laura Kipnis and her fans. Posted at 12:33 PM OH, AND ONE LAST THING ABOUT HITLER [Jonah Goldberg] I could swear there was all sorts of tittering on the left when the first George Bush and others tried to compare Saddam Hussein to Hitler. This was a sign of "desperation" a "real stretch" etc. Somehow, it was silly fearmongering to call the head of a party (the Baath Party, not the GOP) which was modeled in part on the Nazi Party, who talks about Iraqis in exactly the same terms as the Germans used to talk about Aryans, who gassed his own people, slaughtered hundreds of thousands and launched wars for lebensraum, Hitler-like. But calling a president who said his favorite political philosopher was Jesus Christ, who talks about compassion constantly and won't stop calling Islam a religion of peace a new Hitler makes perfect sense. Posted at 12:30 PM MOMS [Kathryn Jean Lopez] Can't let the opportunity pass without plugging our friends at Mothers at Home. Posted at 12:29 PM VOTE MCLINTOCK [John Derbyshire] Well, pooh to Pat Robertson. I've just been reading the extended interview with Tom McClintock in Human Events, and he seems to me eminently worth voting for, a much better candidate than Arnold. I especially liked this exchange: HE: Why do you believe there has been almost no attention in the liberal press to Bustamante's association with MEChA? Posted at 12:27 PM BOBBY JINDAL [Rod Dreher] Kudos to Ramesh for his piece on Louisiana Republican gubernatorial candidate Bobby Jindal. Ramesh's conclusion resonated with me: If he makes it to the runoff, Jindal predicts, "I think this will be a classic populist vs. conservative race." But he thinks that Louisiana populism has run its course. "We've been promised a lot of things over the years. If we don't change things, we'll continue to have to make long-distance calls to talk to our children and get on planes to see our grandchildren." That's why my family members back home, who have been taking planes for years to see their grandchild, are probably going to vote Jindal. Posted at 12:25 PM PETA [Jonah Goldberg] I got this outrageous email from someone at PETA:
Posted at 12:23 PM LIBERTARIANS AGAINST THE WAR [Randy Barnett] Some libertarians I respect enormously oppose the war in Iraq. It was only a matter of time, I suppose, that I might be criticized by them for supporting it. The delay comes from the fact that I have not published anything in support of the war, but have confined myself in print to posting links on to articles by those who have. The latest was a link to Hoping We Fail, by Victor Davis Hanson, whose writings I have come to admire over the past several months. Hanson can defend himself against the criticisms made on Liberty and Power (here and here) and this morning on NRO he offers another insightful essay that can serve as a response: Are We at War or Peace? Judging the Reconstruction in Iraq. Hanson writes, "To summarize, we are in a war with the latest face of an age-old enemy of civilization who hates the freedom of the individual, tolerance of diverse thoughts and practices, human rights, democracy, and modernism itself." I am a libertarian and Hanson is a conservative so we do not agree about everything. But unlike some libertarians, many on the Left, some Republicans and many Democrats, I do think we are in a defensive war and have been since we were attacked on 9/11. I further think that the battle for Iraq is a legitimate part of that overall war, though it and the war can still be lost. This, I believe, is the essence of our disagreement. Posted at 12:23 PM YES, DEBATE WAS A BORE [Jim Boulet] The big bilingual Democratic presidential debate was a bore. Some questions were asked in both Spanish and English. Others were asked in English only. Some candidates volunteered answers in both Spanish and English -- Congressman Dennis Kucinich's burst of Spanish exhortation sounded like he was channeling the ghost of Eva Peron. Other candidates stuck to English. All the translating chewed up enough time that none of the candidates gave an official opening or closing statement. The debate was mostly on Iraq and the economy. Language issues (my specialty) came up just twice tonight. North Carolina Senator John Edwards repeated his call for "a national translation center, open 24 hours a day, seven days a week" for Spanish speakers to receive medical translations. (He made a similar proposal to MALDEF last June.) Taxpayers would do well to ask themselves why Edwards, who made his fortune as a personal injury lawyer, seeks to expand a whole new category of malpractice litigation -- erroneous translation. Former Vermont Governor Howard Dean received the first question of the night and called for Iraq to be occupied "preferably with Muslim troops, Arabic-speaking troops." For Dean, respect for Iraq's national language and culture is paramount. No word yet on whether he applies the same principle to the United States. The last topic of the night was (surprise) amnesty for illegal aliens. The responses to the question, "Do you support [amnesty]?", were as follows: Kerry: "Absolutely." Gephardt: "I'm proud of that [amnesty] bill [I introduced]. Graham: switched the topic to Puerto Rico's status. "We have not yet solved what relationship [Puerto Rico] has with the United States. Kucinich: "Yes, I'm for amnesty." Dean: switched the topic to racial profiling. Edwards: "They have earned the right to citizenship." Moseley-Braun: "I would agree with legalization." Lieberman: "Mexicans are dying in the desert. That is no longer acceptable. . . . Bush has used 9/11 as an excuse. . . . lift the cap on family reunification. Sharpton did not participate in the debate. Both Lieberman and Kucinich attacked Dean directly. (Kucinich noted, pointedly, that Vermont did have a military to fund in budget Dean boasted of balancing.) This led Chris Suellentrop of Slate to comment: The buzz among the press corps before the debate is that John Kerry is finally going to go toe to toe with Dean, in an attempt to close the double-digit lead that the former Vermont governor has opened over Kerry in New Hampshire. But it's wallflower Joe Lieberman who pummels Dean instead. Rocky showed up to fight Apollo Creed, but somehow he ended up in the ring with Paulie. Posted at 12:21 PM WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT?: PUMPING ARNOLD [Kathryn Jean Lopez] Pat Robertson on MSNBC yesterday: "I'm a body-builder. I do some pretty heavy weight lifting. I think the weight lifters of the world should unite. I think those guys in California could use a big bruiser who could knock some heads together. They're out of control out there. What are they going to do, Bustamante, who is sort of Gray Davis light? ... I don't think we have anybody else coming up on the radar, so I think the only other alternative is staying home." Posted at 12:18 PM MIGUEL WHO? [Tim Graham] The network news actually discovered Miguel Estrada last night, For the run-down, see Brent Baker here. Posted at 12:15 PM CLARK [Rich Lowry] Just got a call from a reporter doing a Wes Clark story. He says that Clark's people are saying he's definitely getting in--although this reporter is still a little dubious since a Clark candidacy seems to make so little sense. I asked him if the Clark people had any theory for how they would get to victory. He says they think, basically, that Dean is unelectable and the rest of the field is very weak and that there will be a hunger for a fresh face in coming weeks. They also point to the large number of Democratic undecideds. Count me very dubious. I can't see how Clark has any constituency in the Democratic party that isn't already locked up by someone else, and he runs a big risk of diminishing himself since there is no evidence that he is any good at politics... Posted at 12:14 PM STAY-AT-HOME MOMS UNITE! [Rich Lowry] Digging through old e-mails. Didn't realize that there was this organization. E-mail, in part: "I am the founder and chairman of the MOMS Club, an international organization for at-home mothers. We represent over 1,800 chapters, predominantly in the US, but also abroad, with 85,000+ members, our website is www.momsclub.org." Posted at 12:11 PM MORE CRYING--IS LACK OF WEEPINESS AN INNOVATION? [Rich Lowry] E-mail: "I am not a weeper or a gusher, nor do I "feel people's pain" with any regularity. However, 20th Century notions of manhood as not publicly weeping, are just that -- 20th Century. Women have always gushed more than men, but it is also true that only since 1900-1920 or so has public crying become off limits to men. The notion that deep anguish equals weakness (in men) is quite recent. Don't know what happened then, but historical and personal narratives going back long before the founding of the Republic clearly evidence that men, noble men, leaders of men, did cry, publicly, and often enough to be noticed and commented on not as aberrations, but as an honest and heartfelt expression of personal suffering." Posted at 12:08 PM RATZINGER IN ENGLISH [Kathryn Jean Lopez] If you are Catholic or have an interest in things Catholic, religious, moral, global (or on other topics, I imagine) you might want to watch the Vatican's Joseph Cardinal Ratzinger tonight on EWTN (the Catholic channel) at 8 EST. EWTN's Raymond Arrroyo, a terrific guy and newsman, is doing a rare English-language interview with the powerful cardinal. Knowing Raymond it won't be a wasted opportunity. You can watch it on TV if you have EWTN or online, and it is being replayed a number of times. Info is here. Posted at 11:58 AM BUSH = HITLER [Jonah Goldberg] I've gotten a huge and overwhelmingly positive response to yesterday's G-File. However, among the critics the same two or three points keep coming up. The gist of my column, if you haven't read it, is that it's not only moronic to compare Bush to Hitler but it is also slanderous to the United States and a form of Holocaust denial to boot. See my syndicated column for more on the Holocaust denial part. In response, a few lefty types have offered the following points. First, conservatives said outrageous things about Bill Clinton -- comparing him to Hitler, Hussein or Stalin -- and so we/I have no right to complain when liberals do the same to Bush now. "Payback is a bitch" quoth several. This is asinine on every level. First, if you are willing to concede that it was absurd to call Bill Clinton Hitler, you must concede that it's wrong to call Bush Hitler too. And if you concede that, but still insist on making the Nazi comparison, you are in effect knowingly lying simply out of spite, not conviction. Moreover, this is not about defending Bush, it is about defending the integrity of fundamental historical truths and moral categories. To willingly compare Bush to Hitler even though you know it is absurd, does very little damage to Bush but a great deal of damage to the truth. Also, in my own defense, I made these exact same points many times during the impeachment madness. And this was at a time when Clintonites were literally siccing private detectives on my family and Clinton supporters were phoning me -- and emailing me -- with death threats. I made this point in speeches and in the nascent Goldberg File. I don't have time to scour the archives, but I did find two examples. Here and here . Relatedly, several readers have made the point that conservatives call liberals "communists" all the time and isn't that just as bad? Well, yes and no. First of all, right or wrong there is cultural unanimity on the evilness of the Nazi regime. Sadly, the evils of Communism are more controversial, particularly because liberals and leftists refuse to concede the enormity of Stalin's and Mao's crimes. And yes it is true that conservatives correctly compare those monsters to Hitler, but people of left not only reject the comparison they also go to great lengths to make the fair point that not all people who call themselves communists are Stalinists or Maoists. There are certainly Communists or orthodox Marxists in every major univeristy faculty in this country. Nobody calls him or herself a Nazi. And lastly, several readers and a few bloggers apparently think I'm a hypocrite because NRO sells Iraq-style playing cards with Hillary as the Ace of Spades. I have no problem with the cards, but I'm not in charge of advertising even if I did. More to the point, the cards are clearly a joke. I'm not opposed to all forms of humor. The problem with the buffoons who call Bush a Nazi is not that they are joking, it's that they're serious. That is why they should be ashamed.
Posted at 11:55 AM CRYING--WHAT WOULD CHURCHILL DO? [Rich Lowry] E-mail: "I liked your NRO article today, and am tracking with your direction, but want to make one little point. Great men, and I mean men, can also be emotional on occasion. The essence of your article, I believe, was that Clinton/Kerry, etc. either are strictly emotion based, or lean waaaaay too much in that direction. One reads the story of Churchill leaving Buckingham Palace after receiving the King's request for him to assume the prime minister-ship in that dark hour, and having tears in his eyes over the great weight of responsibility now upon his shoulders. Now, THAT is when strong men can be emotional, not when some middle-class mother decides to do her duty and provide for her children. Really." Posted at 11:51 AM "REPORTER" WORKING FOR THE BAD GUYS? [Kathryn Jean Lopez] Spain arrests Al-Jazeera correspondent, alleges al Qaeda links Posted at 10:44 AM MORE ESTRADA [Jonah Goldberg] In case TaPpeD (I refuse to be a slave to unorthodox capital letter schemes) won't take Jon or the White House counsel's word for it, maybe they'll listen to the editorial board of the Washington Post. They take some shots at the Republicans too, but they agree that the Democrats acted shamefully. Posted at 10:31 AM ESTRADA - SETTING THE RECORD STRAIGHT [Jonathan H. Adler] Folks on the left continue to maintain that the nomination of Miguel Estrada was blocked justifiably because he refused to answer questions posed by Senate Democrats. TAPped, for instance, claims "To have approved a nominee who refused to provide any straight answers on his views about basic questions of law and jurisprudence would have set a bad precedent." Applied to Estrada, this claim is a canard. As well documented by the White House Counsel's office in this letter (see, esp. pages 7-15), Estrada was more forthcoming than many prior judicial nominees and answered questions about specific issues to the extent it is approriate for a judicial nominee. To the extent TAPped, Senator Schumer, or anyone else claims otherwise, they are being disingenuous -- to say the least. Posted at 10:23 AM HILLARY'S LEGACY [Jonah Goldberg] Apparently, she's poisoned the name "Hillary" for a generation. Posted at 10:04 AM THE OTHER PROBLEM WITH THE OATH [John J. Miller] An excellent email responding to my article today on the new Oath of Allegiance immigrants will take at their naturalization ceremonies. It's from a "red-pencil-wielding teacher," who says: "Here's the second sentence: 'My fidelity and allegiance from this day forward is to the United States of America.' That 'is' should be 'are,' since the subject of the sentence is plural ('fidelity and allegiance'), not singular. But should we be surprised that bureaucrats so enamored of dangerously wishy-washy language should also be semi-literate?" Posted at 09:50 AM DERB'S MONTHLY PUZZLES [John Derbyshire] My end-of-month diary usually includes a word puzzle or math brainteaser at the end. I post the solutions to these tidbits on my personal website here. Then, I forget to tell readers I have done this... Well, here I am, remembering for once. Posted at 08:53 AM MRS. THOMAS ON THE ESTRADA "WAKE-UP CALL" [Kathryn Jean Lopez] Virginia Thomas (Mrs. Justice Clarence Thomas) writes in the WSJ today on Miguel Estrada and the nominations "process": Not only is this a sad day for Miguel and Laurie Estrada, but we have all let something unfortunate occur in Washington. We allowed the U.S. Senate to erect a "glass ceiling" in our courts--you can do all the right things in America, but if you do not agree with Ted Kennedy and Hillary Clinton, you need not apply as a federal judge. This is the message that Democrats hope minorities, in particular, get from their victory as they succeeded in repelling a talented man, who happens to be Hispanic, from public service. For the hard left, Miguel Estrada was not qualified to be a federal judge because he would not march to their drumbeat. Posted at 08:47 AM NOT GOOD [Kathryn Jean Lopez] Former embed Jonathan Foreman is worried about the administration's current U.N. policy: The hasty turn to the United Nations smells of panic, unwarranted panic at that, and even worse, the foolish subordination of Iraq policy to electoral concerns. Posted at 08:36 AM HOW NEWSWEEK TILTS [Tim Graham] One of the ways that media outlets signal their sympathy is by treating the numerical claims of liberal activist groups as the hardest data worth having. This week's Newsweek does it in back-to-back social-issue stories. In their Paul Hill article, reporter Arian Campo-Flores reports: According to Vicki Saporta of the pro-choice National Abortion Federation, violence against clinics typically increases in the months following an extremist's conviction....Until now, most had assumed that the abortion battle's bloodiest days had passed. After the 1998 killing of an abortion doctor (there have been seven abortion-related murders and 17 attempted ones so far, according to Saporta), Attorney General Janet Reno established a task force to combat such violence, and it abated.Of course, the most glaring bias in this story (as in almost every other story on "anti-abortion violence" in the last decade) is that most "abortion-related murders" are actually the abortions performed inside the clinics. On the next page, reporter Holly Bailey makes a national story out of the small trend of D.C. deaths of "transgenders," a most vague and politically correct term. Bailey also uses the lifestyle-left numbers as gospel: The unsolved killings have enraged the "trans" community, whose members call Washington a "deathtrap for the transgendered" and accuse police of giving the cases short shrift. (Nationwide, nine other transgenders have been murdered in the past 12 months, according to Remembering Our Dead, a San Francisco-based activist group.) A modest request: Is it too much to ask that when the numbers are tiny (seven abortion-related murders or nine "transgender" murders), that Newsweek invest an hour or two in confirming the seven or nine for themselves instead of automatically accepting activist claims? Posted at 08:10 AM UNWATCHED DEBATE [Kathryn Jean Lopez] I do love Fox and Friends. They seem to keep replaying a clip of Kerry knocking Bush for not being able to I.D. the countries in our hemisphere on a map (How completely 2000). In other words, didn't miss much last night. (Of course, F&F shows many more clips of Britney.) I just can't get too energized here, knowing this is all just a warmup act for the real candidate, to enter next spring, Sen. HRC. Posted at 08:06 AM RE: DEBATE? [Tim Graham] Are you kidding, with the football season starting? With Britney Spears dancing on the Mall in little black hot pants? (It was deeply silly, but it drew a lot more eyeballs than Howard Dean.)I did catch all kinds of analysis during commercials where journalists who watched it said no one distinguished themselves. Posted at 07:59 AM CONFESSION [Kathryn Jean Lopez] I totally forgot to watch the debate last night. ("They" are coming to take away my political junkie membership card today.) Did anyone? Posted at 07:18 AM VOUCHERS FOR DC [John J. Miller] A Senate panel approved a school-choice pilot program for the District of Columbia yesterday, with Democrats Robert Byrd and Dianne Feinstein voting in favor, bless them. Only one Republican opposed the measure: Arlen Specter of Pennsylvania. I wonder if Pat Toomey has issued a press release yet. Posted at 05:34 AM Thursday, September 04, 2003 JONAH'S RIGHT [Rod Dreher] I'm glad to know that my stuff will once again by sharing journalistic space with Jonah's, once we start running his column in the Dallas Morning News (I wish we could have him on our blog too). Pay close attention to what he said about letting your local editors know what you think of his, or anybody else's, column. I'm on the editorial board of the DMN, and we do pay attention to letters from readers. I can't tell you how discouraging it is to hear from readers who complain about liberal bias, but then when you ask if they've written a serious, substantive letter to the paper's editor, or editors, outlining their concerns and making suggestions for changes that would bring about more balanced opinion coverage, they say no. There are editors (I work for one) who really do want to provide a more fair and balanced selection of columnists and opinion writing to the readership, and when they make a good call (like picking up Jonah's column, or Rich's), then by all means write them and let them know! A Corner reader in Denver sent me this column today, in which a conservative talk radio host laments the left-wing uniformity of his town's features columnists. The reader wanted to know what could be done to rectify this kind of situation. My suggestion is to get the e-mail addresses of the following people: the paper's publisher, editor-in-chief, and editor of the section that concerns you (and pass them on to your friends). Write a polite, funny, well-informed and well-documented letter explaining what you think the problem is, and what you'd like them to do to be more responsive to the readership. Be sure to include lists of your favorite columnists, and why you find those writers interesting. Don't just assume that your local newspaper hierarchy is filled with liberal jerks who won't listen to you. They may be, in which case you have my permission to go t.p. their house. But it's better to try reason and persuasion first, rather than just sitting back and whining. Posted at 07:40 PM PELOSI AIDE GOES BALLISTIC ON VDH [Kathryn Jean Lopez] From the Alameda Times-Star: FEDERICO de Jesus owes Victor David Hanson an apology. Posted at 06:37 PM SOLUM ON ESTRADA [Randy Barnett] Professor Larry Solum (of University of San Diego) has thought harder than most about the nominations process. He has a typically insightful analysis of the Estrada withdrawal on his Legal Theory Blog. Click here. Here are a few excerpts: The first lesson of Estrada is that Schumer has won the battle within the Democratic Senate Caucus. Ideology is now on the table. Prediction is perilous, but now that the Democrats have opened the door to open ideological warfare, it does seem unlikely that Republicans will choose to remain on the stoop if and when the tables are turned and they find themselves able to block a qualified Democratic nominee of good character whose ideology they find objectionable. . . .He also mentions my NRO proposal (Benching Bork: How to End the War Over Judges) concerning recess appointments but rightly concludes that "this suggestion does not seem to have moved President Bush." He also offers this observation: [A] gaggle of conservative law professors, lead by Doug Kmiec, have argued that the constitution requires that a Senate majority be able to change the cloture rule. I'm not sure Kmiec is right, but I'm not the judge of this issue. And neither are the courts. When it comes to this issue, the highest constitutional court is the Senate itself. Here is the bottom line. Unless the Senate leadership pushes hard for a rule change, it looks like the filibuster of judicial nominees has been entrenched as consistent with the customs and rules of the Senate.There is much much more. Check it out. Posted at 05:55 PM MORE ON SAUDIS [Rich Lowry] My friend Paul Michael Wihbey has a good Saudi piece in the new London Spectator: "So under the catch-all rubric of 'oil for security', a series of protocols was constructed to define the relationship. The reality was more complicated: a Faustian bargain that exchanged Saudi oil plus Opec moderation for all-encompassing US security assistance to maintain the rule of the Al-Sauds. The Saudi royal family readily provided a $100 billion market for big-ticket US goods and services, on condition that the Americans refrained from commenting on or in any way investigating the internal dynamics of the kingdom or its pursuits. Among these were the purchase and deployment of Chinese CSS2 intermediate-range missiles; the funding of the Pakistani nuclear programme; and the creation of a Saudi-Wahabi zone of influence stretching from the Hindu Kush to the Balkans into East Africa and South-east Asia." Posted at 05:30 PM WAIT, THERE'S MORE [Tim Graham] My colleague Rich Noyes, enjoying the Corner flow, did a little Nexis to show that "CBS This Morning" on September 10, 1992 promoted "a study done for a congressional committee estimates that hunger in the US is up by 50 percent since the mid-1980s. It found that 30 milllion Americans are undernourished." At least then-co-host Paula Zahn added that the Heritage Foundation said the stats were "not worth the paper they are printed on." Posted at 05:22 PM AFTER HOLIDAY-POSTING SCREW-UP... [Rich Lowry] ...Townhall has put up a column I wrote last week on Arnold and pot. Posted at 05:22 PM 30 MILLION GOING HUNGRY [Jonah Goldberg] Maybe it's true. At any given time a significant number of Americans in a given time zone are heading into either breakfast, lunch or dinner. If we're talking about Americans who are not asleep, 30 million might be exactly right, or even a little low. Another possibility is that 30 million sounds a little like FDR's "A Third of a Nation" mantra and that's why it sticks around. Or maybe they're all just a bunch of liars. Who knows? I'm too hungry to think about it. Posted at 05:13 PM ALL YOUR EGGS IN A BASKET [Tim Graham] If anyone doubts TV news is addicted to visuals, consider what I made our bleary-eyed morning-show tabulators count this morning: the video clip of Ah-nold being pelted by an egg. NBC ran/reran it five times, ABC four, and CBS three (four if you count their display of the NY Post photo of the incident). Imagine how many times they would have replayed it if Arnold had found the egg-thrower and pounded him. Posted at 05:09 PM RE: HUNGER NUMBER [Tim Graham] I found a hunger number like this from the food-bank network Second Harvest (same source in the latest CBS story) back in 1994. Hats off for their private-sector efforts to address "food insecurity," but their numbers should be seen as comparable to direct-mail appeals from any other political group or charity. Use only with caution/investigation. Posted at 05:08 PM RE: HUNGER NUMBER [Tim Graham] I found a hunger number like this from the food-bank network Second Harvest (same source in the latest CBS story) back in 1994. Hats off for their private-sector efforts to address "food insecurity," but their numbers should be seen as comparable to direct-mail appeals from any other political group or charity. Use only with caution/investigation. Posted at 05:08 PM RE: SAFER [John Derbyshire] Tim: That "30 million Americans going hungry" has been a feature of Left propaganda in the US for as long as I can remember. It's a physical constant, like the speed of light. Come hell or high water, recession or boom, welfare enacted or welfare repealed, 30 million Americans are always hungry. Though, oddly, you hear much less about them in Democratic administrations.... Perhaps one of the NR office people with access to the big news databases could tell us when the first report of 30 million Americans being hungry showed up. I'm willing to bet it was the Nixon administration, at latest... Posted at 04:38 PM WORTH READING AT SLATE [Ramesh Ponnuru] I've always liked Katie Roiphe as a writer, and her assessment of Joan Didion does not disappoint. Plus, I think Roiphe's right about her. . . . Daniel Gross writes about Bush's latest terrible idea, creating a new sub-Cabinet position for manufacturing. I think Gross gets things mostly right, although he may be placing too much emphasis on labor costs and have too much faith in government training programs (assuming that the government is what he means by "we" toward the end of his piece). . . . and Michael Kinsley gets moralistic about Arnold Schwarzenegger's Oui interview, if not for quite the same reasons a social conservative would be. Posted at 04:37 PM HERE'S A DIFFERENT PERSPECTIVE [Jonah Goldberg] From a reader in response to today's G-File: Don't be silly, Bush isn't Hitler. He's the man of perdition predicted in the Book of Revelation. 7 is the biblical number of perfection. 6 is the biblical number of deception. Jesus himself said that "many will come in my name to deceive the elect." Bush claims to be a Christian, but what are his fruits? War, strife, discord, greed, aravice, corruption, and death are his works. Despite his claims of Christianity, he embraces Islam, allows God's law to be removed from public view, displays arrogance and seeks to be worshipped. These are hardly works which would be considered the fruits of a humble, God-fearing man. Posted at 04:20 PM SAFER'S SUPERIORITY DANCE [Tim Graham] My Yahoo-fan wife notes that CBS "60 Minutes" man Morley Safer slammed his rivals at a panel for shilling for the Bens and Jens for the dough celebrity interviews can ka-ching in the ratings: "This cloying by various television reporters for the right to interview the slut du jour just becomes kind of a silly joke, something out of 'Saturday Night Live,'" he said. CBS uses its "60" time on more important matters...like propagandistic segments from free-food lines claiming '30 million Americans" are going hungry in the lean Bush years. (They just replayed that just last week.) Their slogan: we don't do celebrities. We do misleading political hit pieces. Safer also suggested that maybe those Ohioans needing free food ought to camp outside his house. "Thank God for the ratings," he said. "If it wasn't for the ratings, we wouldn't all be millionaires." Posted at 03:44 PM DEMOCRATIC FOREIGN-POLICY GURU [Rich Lowry] Just talked to a Democratic foreign-policy gray-beard, who is very smart and very wired (he talked to Kofi Annan today). Here are some of his thoughts. I'm not endorsing any of these views, but they are worth taking seriously. He calls Iraq the most serious foreign-policy crisis since Vietnam. He says there's no guarantee that the insurrection will have lost any intensity by this time next year, and if that's true, there is a real chance that there will be get-the-hell-out-of-there sentiment that gets serious political expression. If that sentiment prevails, it will be a disaster. He says a U.S. pull-out from Iraq would be worse than the pullout from Vietnam, because--in his view--leaving Vietnam at least freed us up to do other, successful, things in Asia. But Iraq would become a sanctuary for terrorists, who seek to kill Americans and Israel. The country would be feasted upon, like the Congo, by its neighbors--Syria, Iran, Turkey, and perhaps Saudi Arabia. He says it is clear that Saddam is not in control of the insurrection, and we don't know its true sources, and it is quite possible it could get worse in coming months. Since everything depends on security--reconstruction, and economic and political development--it means the entire picture could get worse before its get better. He suspects a lot of foreign countries may not be willing to contribute troops at this point, even with a U.N. resolution, because they are afraid of body bags. He says the attack on the U.N. building was an attack on the U.S. more than the U.N., because Sergio Vieira de Mello had become known as Bremer's most important advisor. He says the whole ball game with the U.N. resolution is between France and the U.S.--obviously, I guess--and everyone else will go along with whatever they work out. He says the pressure is on Paris now to become more reasonable, and come along. He says it's amazing that the U.S. didn't go to the U.N. immediately, since the U.S. had already had success working through the U.N. in the postwar situations in Bosnia, East Timor, and Afghanistan. And he says the post-war situation in Iraq is one of the most incompetently handled major foreign-policy matters he can remember. For what it's worth. I report, you decide... Posted at 03:35 PM REPORT FROM THE FIELD [Jonah Goldberg] From a reader: I see your column every once and while in the Boise Weekly, the alternative newspaper here in Boise. You are the token fascist and your column is usually placed next to Ted Rall's, whose work better reflects the opinions of most readers. Your appearance has generated a lot of angry letters, since they see you as contaminating an otherwise excellent newspaper. However, the Weekly generated a lot more mail when they briefly cancelled the x-rated personals. Posted at 03:34 PM A LITTLE HELP [Jonah Goldberg] By the way several new newspapers around the country have been running my syndicated column lately to test it out. The most prominent of them is the Atlanta-Journal Constitution. Also, the Dallas Morning News has just picked up my column. Anyway, if you ever see my biline in your hometown paper and you like seeing it there, please feel free to let the newspaper know. I'm not asking for any letter writing campaigns or anything like that, but newspapers do pay attention to the reaction they get from new columnists. And any positive response in my favor are greatly appreciated. Needless to say, you should do the same thing for Rich's syndicated column as well. Thanks. Posted at 03:21 PM DEAN MOVES RIGHT...& TO CALIFORNIA? [Kathryn Jean Lopez] Howard Dean is running for California governor? Wait…and he’s a Republican? Here’s how Tom McClintock turned up on CNN’s website in a portion of yesterday's debate transcript, via MRC’s Ken Shepard. WALLACE: But he chose not to travel to northern California where the top five candidates in the recall race squared off in the first debate. Most of the 90 minutes focused on taxes. Posted at 02:17 PM A MORE OPTIMISTIC TAKE [Peter Robinson ] From a reader, an adjustment to Possibility #3 in my earlier posting about the recall (the reader's comments appear in itals): Der Arnold wins--and raises taxes. At this point the leading Republican in the state would be pro-tax and pro-choice and pro-everything else that Reagan Republicans oppose. Maybe Arnold would be able to register a whole slew of new Republicans, which would put California senate republicans into a better position, possibly even pave the way for a non-RINO Republican to ascend to the governorship someday. All this is not to mention keeping...[out of office Bustamante,] who PROMISES to raise taxes by about 73 gajillion dollars (you might want to check that number).I did check the number. It's $8 billion. And, Lord knows, I hope the reader is right. Posted at 02:08 PM THE PERFECT CRIME [Jonah Goldberg] I bet I could kill Alec Bldwin by making him die from laughter if only I could get this URL to him. Warning: This may be the most immature thing I've ever linked to. Posted at 01:30 PM YOUR SO VAIN I BET YOU THINK THIS SITE IS ABOUT YOU [Jonah Goldberg] Yes, I know it's preety insufferable of me to call attention to these guys again, but the folks at G-Philes have revamped their site and they're even talking about Joss Whedon and other geek things. Posted at 12:57 PM LIGHTING A FIRE [Andrew Stuttaford] When it comes to regulating tobacco the UN likes to throw its weight about except, ahem, on its own premises. Posted at 12:39 PM ARNOLD ON IMMIGRATION [John Derbyshire] Arnold Schwarzenegger has made a point well worth making: that all this bending over backwards to accomodate illegal immigrants is insulting and offensive to _legal_ immigrant like himself, and me. It took him 15 years to get citizenship, he says, jumping obediently through all the INS hoops and writing checks to lawyers all the way. Same me: I arrived here October 1985, got citizenship April 2002. Far as I'm concerned, any legislative action that would result in illegal immigrants acquiring citizenship in less than 17 years from entry, is a gross injustice. Posted at 11:48 AM ESCAPING U.S. "EDUCATION" [John Derbyshire] Fascinating article http://www.nytimes.com/2003/09/04/education/04BOAR.html?pagewanted=1 in the Gray Lady today about Africans in the U.S. who send their teenage kids back to Ghana, Nigeria, etc. to be educated. The advantages are tremendous: (1) the schools are very cheap by dollar standards, (2) the education is first-rate, (3) the schools are run under strict discipline, with dress codes, compulsory early-morning jogs, and (I happen to know, though the NYT doesn't say so) corporal punishment. Not to mention (4) you get the kids off your hands for several months a year. There is actually a great marketing opportunity here for 3rd-world countries. My wife and I have sometimes threatened our kids that if they don't shape up we'll ship them off to school in China. For a few hundred bucks a year, plus the plane fares, we could get them into a good private school in the People's Republic, with intense academic training and good discipline. This is, in fact, one of our most potent threats--works wonderfully well... Posted at 11:46 AM JAY'S IN THE LATIMES TODAY [Kathryn Jean Lopez] Here it is. Posted at 11:33 AM SCHUMER IS GLOATING [Kathryn Jean Lopez] Just said in a press conference: "What we did confirms what the Founding Fathers wanted." His advice to the White House send the Senate someone in the "mainsteam." Ted Kennedy calls it a "victory" for the Constitution. Posted at 11:27 AM JUST SO [John Derbyshire] A reader: "Derb---How would we know whether or not the U.S. is good at sealing off borders when we haven't even tried it?" Posted at 11:20 AM SACRAMENTO TALES [John Derbyshire] Several readers reported in with fragments of the Sacramento Tales that have surfaced since I sent in that piece. I suspect people's imaginations are taking over, though. Here is the only one that looks authentic to me: Among ye others laggyng far behynde A THESPYANE of vyle and wicked kynde Campaygned to plugge her synfulle picture shows And booste ye rentales of her videoes. More fertyle yet a source of talke-showe joks Ye CHYLDE ACTORE, late of Diff'rente Stroks, On fyndynge few TV roles for a dwarfe Into a polityciane did he morphe. Posted at 11:02 AM CAN PRINCETON RUN IRAQ? THE ANSWER, APPARENTLY, IS YES! [Rich Lowry] E-mail: "Not only is Gen. Petraeus a really bright guy, he knows to surround himself with smart folks. There is a whole Princeton mafia in the Social Sciences faculty up at West Point (active duty guys with Ph.D.'s and M.P.A.'s from the Woodrow Wilson School.) When Petraeus found out that he was going to be running Mosul, he flew a number of these West Point faculty members to advise him on the rebuilding project." Posted at 10:45 AM ARE YOU A COLLEGE STUDENT IN NYC? [Kathryn Jean Lopez] If you are a student in the New York City area and interested in interning at NRO during the school year (i.e. nowish), drop me a line with key details like availability, why you'd like to intern at NRO, etc. at thecorner@nationalreview.com. THE SUBJECT LINE MUST READ "INTERNSHIP." If you do not get some sort of reply from me by the 15th or so, it's possible the message got lost in cyberspace or spam, so do followup. Posted at 10:33 AM FEINSTEIN FOR VOUCHERS IN D.C. [Jonathan H. Adler] The Washington Post is reporting that Feinstein will support spending for school vouchers in Washington, D.C. Now if only we could say the same about my former home state Senator . . . Posted at 10:15 AM ESTRADA [Jonathan H. Adler] Here's one wire story on Estrada's decision to withdraw (and here's another). Frankly, this had been rumored for a while, and Estrada deserves a tremendous amount of credit for sticking it out as long as he did. For a lawyer in private practice, nomination limbo is particularly difficult as it can inhibit one's ability to develop new clients. Academics and judges who are nominated do not have the same problem. They can wait out obstruction more easily. His decision is a substantial loss for the President, and the D.C. Circuit. Estrada received a unanimous "well-qualified" rating from the ABA, which is exceedingly rare for someone of his age with no prior judicial experience. He would have made a fine judge -- which is why, in the end, he was blocked. Posted at 10:13 AM BY THE WAY... [Jonah Goldberg] The Goldberg File is up. Posted at 10:13 AM MISSING MY POINT II [Jonah Goldberg] Which brings me to the second area where I think Andrew is unfair to what I wrote. He writes: Jonah also rebuts the civil rights argument that the denial of same-sex marriage is equivalent to the denial of inter-racial marriage. Why? Jonah argues that it's because no blacks back in the 1960s entertained radical notions about marriage and family life. Really? Has he read much cultural history? In 1967, when blacks first won the constitutional right to marry whom they pleased, you could also have had a front-page story in the New York Times citing many blacks who disapproved of inter-racial marriage. A hefty plurality still do. Would Jonah have written a column saying: "See? Those negroes don't even want to marry whites! Why should we debase this sacred institution for just a few of those people who don't represent most blacks anyway?"This strikes me as a deliberate misreading. The point isn’t whether a majority of blacks favored interracial marriage. The reason the analogy between gays and blacks doesn’t hold, is that blacks who argued for interracial marriage didn’t say that A) they should be allowed the freedom to marry and B) in order to accommodate blacks, the fundamental nature of the institution should be re-written beyond simply amending the racial prohibitions. Blacks said they wanted the internal rules of matrimony to apply to them just like everybody else. That, as I understood it, was the argument for gay marriage. But as the Times article suggests, a lot of folks who want gay marriage legalized don’t really believe that the rules of the institution should apply to them the same way. They want the social approval legalization confers, sure, but not the hard work the institution entails. Here, I think, a better analogy is to be found in the arguments of feminists. They said women should be allowed to be firefighters, for example. However, since it’s unfair to ask women to be able to carry as much weight as men, they argued, the physical requirements should be amended to accommodate women. Now we’re seeing the first signs that the cultural left will not stop at equal opportunity. Rather, they will argue that it’s “unfair” to hold same-sex couples to the same boring rules we hold traditional couples to. Maybe I’m making too much of “Fab” and the Times, but I got the distinct sense that this article was a harbinger of a cultural assault. Indeed, if Andrew is sincere in all of his talk about Lincoln-Douglass debates and all that – and I am sure he is – then I’m curious why his finely tuned New York Times radar didn’t ping at all on this story. Posted at 10:05 AM MISSING THE POINT [Jonah Goldberg] As Stanley mentioned, my friend Andrew Sullivan is quite perturbed by my syndicated column on gay marriage, which is kind of cool because I get so much angry email from folks who say I’m in his thrall. Anyway, Andrew plays a bit of sleight of hand in describing what I wrote in order to rebut me. In my column, I make what I think is a fairly reasonable point: If the goal is to undermine and/or rewrite the rules of marriage – a goal not shared by all gays to be sure -- then maybe marriage isn’t the right institution for same-sex couples (I favor civil unions of some kind). Indeed, what is usually so compelling about Andrew’s arguments for gay marriage is his deep understanding of the conservative and “conservatizing” power of the institution. If that aspect of marriage – in shorthand, monogamy – has to hit the cutting room floor for marriage to be “inclusive” for homosexuals, then why even bother calling it marriage anymore at all? What so disturbed me about that article wasn’t that I “discovered” there are homosexual radicals out there, as Andrew suggests. No, what I found so disturbing about the prominent front page story in the paper of record was how clearly it signaled that many advocates of gay marriage simply cannot be trusted – Andrew not included. The Times has been waxing eloquent about how gays are just like everybody else and therefore it is a matter of basic decency to treat them thus. This argument is very compelling, obviously. But if the Times – never mind Hollywood, the professoriate, and cultural libertarians and libertines everywhere – is willing to sell out their avowed principles and arguments on the issue of gay marriage for the momentary frisson of siding with gays who want to challenge the bourgeois and boring notion that monogamy is the bedrock of marriage, then folks like Andrew are going to have to do a far better job persuading average Americans that the liberal side of the culture war can be believed when they say they want the same rules for gays as for everybody else. The issue is not that some “straights” oppose monogamy and some gays surely support it. No doubt that’s true. It’s that many pro-gay marriage advocates either want to redefine the institution twice over – marriage can be same-sex and it’s perfectly okay to introduce your husband to your date – or that they are liars saying they want the same rules for everybody, but really don’t mean it. Posted at 10:05 AM SULLIVAN AND JONAH [Stanley Kurtz] Andrew Sullivan has responded to Jonah’s syndicated column on the New York Times piece about Canadian gay marriage. Sullivan disputes Jonah’s critique of the analogy between misogyny and gay marriage. First of all, I think it needs to be stressed that marriage is not strictly a question of civil rights. On the basis of individual rights alone, legal marriage would have to be abolished–a position favored by many libertarians. In marriage, society holds that there is a compelling interest for the state to give special support and encouragement to a particular kind of family arrangement. Given such special state support to heterosexual couples with children, gays, polygamists, polyamorists, and single people all have a basis for claiming that they are being discriminated against. In fact, single people have begun to organize to fight state favoritism of married and childbearing couples. I believe that the state is entirely justified in giving special support and encouragement to traditional marriage, despite the complaints of, say, singles rights activists. Given this special state support, is skin color relevant to one’s ability to participate in marriage? No. There is nothing intrinsic about skin color that matters here. But the differential sexual and child-bearing dynamics of gay, lesbian, and heterosexual couples are highly relevant to marriage. That is why the civil rights analogy does not hold. By the way, in responding to my long “Beyond Gay Marriage” piece, Sullivan agreed that was fair to worry about the effects of gay marriage on monogamy. It seems to me that, in saying this, Sullivan has already acknowledged that the civil rights analogy does not hold. Sullivan believes that the intrinsically more stable dynamic of lesbian coupling will cancel out any negative effects of sexually open gay relationships. I disagree, and have said why many times. But in conceding that the effects of gay marriage on monogamy is a fair topic for concern, Sullivan has implicitly conceded that the analogy to skin color is flawed–that the dynamics of sexual coupling raises questions intrinsically related to marriage in a way that skin color does not. The danger is not that gays won’t marry each other, it is that they will–but with a different understanding of the rules of marriage. That is what made that Times article such a matter for concern. Posted at 09:53 AM SWEET HOME [John Derbyshire] My goodness, the stuff I am getting from Alabamans about the beauty, serenity, fragrance, vitality, variety, courtesy, hospitality, etc. etc., of their state. It sounds like Heaven on earth. My previous impressions, I confess, centered around shotgun shacks, pickup trucks, chewing tobacco, coon dogs, hookworm, massive dental attrition, and (to borrow one from Tom Wolfe) hats with air-holes round the brim. I can see I am going to have to undertake a major review of my prejudices. Can't wait. Posted at 09:48 AM HONG KONG AND THE FUTURE OF FREEDOM [John Derbyshire] Terrific piece by Arthur Waldron in the current Commentary magazine, title "Hong Kong and the Future of Freedom." You may think you couldn't care less about Hong Kong, but you should read this. Posted at 09:35 AM DEBATE SCORING [Steve Hayward] The Sacramento Bee's Dan Weintraub (see) has this to say about Tom McClintock: Tom McClintock’s performance reminded me of the old line that when you tell the truth, you don’t have to worry about keeping your stories straight. Whatever you might think of him and his ideas, it can’t be said that McClintock trims his sails to match his audience. This is a man who knows what he believes and isn’t going to be shaken from it. He also knows how to say it in 60 seconds if that is what you give him, or 30, or even 15. He distinguished himself as a conservative’s conservative, on everything from taxes to abortion, the death penalty, immigration and the environment. I still don’t think he’s in the mainstream of the electorate, but he has the look of a guy who is willing to wait for the rest of us to figure out what he’s known all along. Posted at 09:20 AM THE NEW TOP EXPERT [Tim Graham] Enron-connected Tom White, who the press hounded to resign from the Pentagon, is now suddenly the new top expert on how the Pentagon failed to anticipate postwar Iraq. He appeared this morning via tape kicking off the interview segments at both ABC and NBC this morning. Posted at 09:17 AM CLICK ON THAT AD...PLEASE [Peter Robinson ] What a relief! Now that an ad for How Ronald Reagan Changed My Life has begun appearing on NRO, I may finally stop yapping about the book myself. Before I lapse into silence, however, Jim Fowler, the terrifically nice guy who sells ads for NRO, has asked me to issue one final plea to the readers of this happy Corner. Click on the ad...please. Doing so will prove to the book's publisher that dedicated readers in their millions (well, all right, in their thousands) spend some time on NRO every day. Posted at 09:16 AM RAMESH TOUCHES A NERVE [Peter Robinson ] Will California Republicans be better off after this recall? Aw, doggone it, Ramesh, why'd you have to go and spoil all the fun by asking a question like that? Consider the possible outcomes: 1. Davis squeaks by, remaining in office. But after defeating the recall drive, he'd be in a stronger position. California Republicans? Worse off. 2. Bustamante wins--and sets himself up to run again in three years, just as Steve Hayward suggests below. California Republicans? Once again, worse off. 3. Der Arnold wins--and raises taxes. At this point the leading Republican in the state would be pro-tax and pro-choice and pro-everything else that Reagan Republicans oppose. Maybe Arnold would be able to register a whole slew of new Republicans, but what would it matter? 4. Only if McClintock wins or Arnold wins and stares down every attempt to raise taxes that comes at him would California Republicans be better off. The first possibility, a McClintock victory, just ain't in the books. Even though we face a mere four weeks until the election, it'll cost upward of $10 million to mount a creditable campaign. I don't know a soul in California politics who expects McClintock to raise more than $3 million. The second possibility, that Arnold would set his feet in concrete, refusing to raise taxes despite intense pressures from the legislature, interest groups, and the press--well, I suppose it could happen. And I'd better tell you that I have colleagues here at the Hoover Institution who are advising Arnold on economic strategy and are convinced it would* happen. But if Arnold won't take the no-tax pledge now, during the campaign, why should anybody expect him to take it after he's elected? Very, very smart and savvy people--my buddy Hugh Hewitt comes to mind--not only support Arnold but feel real enthusiasm for the man. Me? He could still capture my heart by supporting a constitutional amendment to limit state spending--an adaptation of Reagan's 1973 Proposition One of the 1992 Colorado measure. But I don't intend to hold my breath. Posted at 09:10 AM RE: CARL BARKS, UNSUNG CONSERVATIVE HERO [John Derbyshire] I was getting e-mail all day yesterday on this, in two distinct categories: (1) Readers who have trouble believing that anyone was ever named "Carl Barks." E.g. "What's THAT all about? The author of DAS KAPITAL with a head cold?" (2) Emotional tributes to the enlightening and educative powers--not to mention the spats-wearing prowess--of Scrooge McDuck. Sample: "I remember one snippet of an episode where Scrooge and the nephews visit a poor island where bottlecaps are currency and everyone has practically none. Scrooge, in a fit of generosity, flies his plane over the island and dumps thousands of bottlecaps, where they are joyfully scooped up by the islanders. All is well, and Scrooge returns the following day to a diner to have lunch... only to discover that the price of a sandwich has gone up from 5 bottlecaps to 1,000! Something clicked, and the connection between the two events suddenly dawned on me. Had the show ended with the dropping of the bottlecaps, my dimwitted mind might never have made the connection, and I'd be subscribing to MotherJones today. Thanks, Scrooge McDuck!" I can verify that Carl Barks did indeed exist, in corporeal form until 8/25/2000, when he went off to the great animation studio in the sky at age 99. To judge from all the encomiums I have received from fiscal conservatives who first saw the light while reading or viewing a Scrooge McDuck cartoon, Carl Barks deserves an honored place in the conservative pantheon. So who's got the keys to the pantheon this week? Jonah? Rick? Andrew? Come on, someone must have them. Where's the duty roster, Kathryn? Posted at 09:07 AM RE: OPERATION PHOENIX [John Derbyshire] Rich: I hate to inject a note of cynicism here, but I nearly choked on my coffee reading these words of yours: "I was talking to a military expert yesterday about Iraq. He said there are couple elements to succeeding in our counterinsurgency efforts: 1) Sealing off the borders, which means insisting on Syria's help doing so...." Er, Rich, sealing off desert borders is a thing that the present-day U.S.A. is... not sensationally good at. Posted at 09:05 AM HEY NOW, DERB [Kathryn Jean Lopez] About that "Jersey side": a decent part of that gorgeous foilage-type stuff Rick was talking about yesterday in New York is actually on the "Jersey side" of the Hudson. You'd be surprised how many New York City commuters live in N.Y.S. 'burbs that require traveling through Jersey to get to. Just watch who you're knocking. From my experience, a lot of the people who live in Rockland and Orange Counties (Jersey side of NY) are from the Bronx, commute to the city because they are cops and firemen. Just warning you. Posted at 09:04 AM MORE ON THE NEW YORK CITY SENSIBILITY [John Derbyshire] A reader reports: "Fran Liebowitz's definition of 'the out of doors': 'That space between the taxi cab and the front door of the building.'" Another reader, however, instructs me that Alexander Portnoy grew up in Weehawken, not Newark. Hey, who knows that stuff? It's all "Jersey side." (In my bowling days, I was amused to hear fellow bowlers--Noo Yawkers all--refer to a strike attained by hitting the head pin on the _left_, instead of the more usual right, as "a Jersey strike." What do they call it in other states, I wonder? To which I think I can hear Rick reply: "Who cares?") Posted at 08:58 AM 101ST [Rich Lowry] Great story in the NYTimes about how the 101st has succeeded in post-war Iraq. Note this bit: "The 101st has also established an employment office for former Iraqi military officers, found grain silos for local farmers and trained the local police." We really need a colonial office to handle these sort of things, although of course we could never actually call it that. Also, note to Ramesh-the Marine commander is a Princeton grad: "An Army general who holds an advanced degree in international relations from Princeton, General Petraeus was steeped in nation-building before he arrived in Iraq." Posted at 08:56 AM OPERATION PHOENIX [Rich Lowry ] I was talking to a military expert yesterday about Iraq. He said there are couple elements to succeeding in our counterinsurgency efforts: 1) Sealing off the borders, which means insisting on Syria's help doing so; 2) Getting good intelligence, on the model of what the Israelis managed do against Hamas and Islamic Jihad. This requires having the Iraqis on our side and spreading a lot of money around; 3) Learning from what worked for the Brits in Malaysia and for us in Vietnam. In this last connection, my expert mentioned Operation Phoenix, the aggressive campaign to assassinate Viet Cong leaders that was controversial but successful. I'm interested in learning more about Operation Phoenix--perhaps for a column sometime--so please write if you know about it. But any military topic gets a lot of response in The Corner, so please write only if you consider yourself very, very well-informed on the topic and might know good people to talk to. Thanks... Posted at 08:55 AM LOSING BIN LADEN [Rich Lowry] I can't mention Posner without plugging the other great pre-9/11 book out, Losing Bin Laden, by Richard Miniter. Posted at 08:53 AM A REAL FOX & FRIENDS MOMENT [Rich Lowry] After I was on, Gerald Posner, author of Why American Slept (nice title), was on. He has some great stuff on the Saudis, and I stayed to watch in the green room. When he mentioned one particularly appalling fact, the Tampa Bay Bucs mascot who was waiting to go on next--a huge guy wearing makeup and a construction hat with a rhinoceros horn on it--audibly gasped. When Steve Doocy said something funny, everyone--the Tampa Bay mascot, the Redskinette, the Dallas Cowboy mascot, Gerald Posner's wife, the bookers, the make-up artists, me--laughed out loud. It's such a fun show... Posted at 08:51 AM "BUSH ADMINISTRATION SPIN" [Rich Lowry] I found myself saying this phrase twice on Fox & Friends this morning, and it was a little jarring. It seems so odd to say "administration spin" without "Clinton" in front of it. But unfortunately any government has a tendency to toe a party-line and begin to tell itself things that aren't quite true. This seems particularly so in Iraq lately. For instance, the insistence that we're not facing a guerrilla insurgency, which fortunately has been dropped. Or the attempt yesterday to say the move to go to the U.N. didn't represent any kind of departure. Gimme a break. Or the insistence that no more troops are necessary in Iraq. Part of the solution in Iraq is the administration beginning to tell itself the truth about how things have not gone quite as planned--no shame in that--and being forthright with the public about how it will address the unexpected situation there. Posted at 08:49 AM ESTRADA: THIS IS TERRIBLE [Kathryn Jean Lopez] In today's WSJ: "After 28 months in political limbo, Miguel Estrada has decided to withdraw his appellate court nomination and get on with his life. His decision, to be announced today, is a loss for the federal bench and a defeat for Senate Republicans who still haven't decided to make judgeships a fighting issue." Totally understandable from Estrada's perspective, but, guys, we're losing here. Posted at 08:19 AM JESSE WALKER, CTD. [Ramesh Ponnuru] He has posted an extremely gracious follow-up correcting the record. I know I hate it when I have to do that myself, so hats off to Walker. Posted at 07:37 AM Wednesday, September 03, 2003 FORKED TONGUE IN CALIFORNIA DEBATE [Jim Boulet] During tonight's California governor candidates' forum, Peter Ueberroth, urged the state's schools to concentrate on "proficiency in English." Lieutenant Governor Cruz Bustamante responded, "We already know how to teach English." What do you mean "we," Cruz? In 1998, California's voters passed the Unz initiative (Proposition 227) which replaced state-mandated bilingual education with English immersion. Achievement tests scores soared the following year. Where was Cruz Bustamante? Who is opposing Proposition 227? "President Clinton, [and then-]Assembly Speaker Cruz Bustamante." Posted at 09:57 PM APPALLING SURVEY RESULTS [Rod Dreher] I don't know about you, but I totally missed the depressing results of a global survey taken this spring by the Pew Center for People and the Press. It found that by wide margins, people from Muslim nations did not believe that it was possible for the Palestinians' rights to be respected while Israel existed. Even more depressing -- no, not depressing, infuriating -- was the finding that the global figure that 71 percent of Palestinians surveyed trusted to "do the right thing" was -- wait for it -- Osama bin Laden. Posted at 09:54 PM MY NEW FAVORITE CELEB? [Kathryn Jean Lopez] Tucker Carlson finds Britney's inner conservative? Here's the "scoop." Posted at 09:32 PM JESSE WALKER, WRONG AGAIN [Ramesh Ponnuru] The Reason scribe has complained that the Patriot Act "expands the definition of terrorist to include such non-lethal acts as computer hacking." I wrote in NR that Walker was misleading: "Pre-Patriot, an al-Qaeda member who hacked the electric company's computers to take out the grid could not be judged guilty of terrorism, even if he would be so judged if he accomplished the same result with a bomb. Hacking per se isn't terrorism, and Patriot doesn't treat it as such." Now Walker says that I'm the one being misleading. To prove his case, Walker quotes what he thinks is the Patriot act’s “definition of cyberterrorism.” Actually, the quoted passage is not a definition of anything at all. Here's what happened. Patriot includes amendments to the computer hacking statute. Most of what Walker quotes has been on the books since 1986, just in a slightly different section of the code and in slightly different language. This is a little (but only a little) easier to see here. The chief addition to the law in this section is that it adds “damage affecting a computer system used by or for a government entity in furtherance of the administration of justice, national defense, or national security” to the list of types of intentional damage to computers covered by the hacking statute. Even though this change appears in a section of the law including the word “cyberterrorism” in the title, the law does not say that this act amounts to terrorism. So, for example, the procedures and penalties that would apply to someone who, say, hijacks an airplane to ram it into a building would not apply here. Posted at 08:13 PM RE: PAUL HILL [Kathryn Jean Lopez] I wonder if anyone in the newsroom ever questions that one. Posted at 06:03 PM PAUL HILL'S FAREWELL [Tim Graham] Am I the only one to find it disturbing that NBC/MSNBC is routinely referring to abortionist-killer Paul Hill today as an "anti-abortion activist," as if he's comparable to Chris Smith or Phyllis Schlafly? Posted at 06:00 PM NEW YORK AND NEW YORK [Rick Brookhiser] In a strange way I think the two sensibilities enforce each other. The quotations you cited represent a strain of NYC anti-naturism. But many Gothamites require the country as a place of refuge. Teddy Roosevelt would be an extreme case--born and raised in brownstones, but spending so much of his spare time in the Adirondacks (where he learned that McKinley was shot), the Badlands, the Amazon, etc. Posted at 05:58 PM IMPORTANT RE: DOJ ARTICLE ON NRO TODAY [Kathryn Jean Lopez] In Barbara Comstock's piece on the Patriot Act today, the sentence that reads "Section 215 of the Patriot Act does make it "'a crime for anyone who has been served with a subpoena to speak to anyone about the matter.'" is missing a word--it's absence completely changes the sentence's meaning. It should say "Section 215 of the Patriot Act does NOT make it 'a crime for anyone who has been served with a subpoena to speak to anyone about the matter.'" I am tempted to blame Microsoft for inventing "track changes" and "comments" and such, but instead I'll be honest: I take full responsibility for that mistake and apologize to readers and to the Department of Justice. The piece, as it came from the DOJ, had it right. It will be fixed as soon as possible, but until then, take note. Posted at 05:55 PM ODE TO NEW YORK [John Derbyshire] Rick: That was very touching. But how do you keep the two sensibilities in your mind at the same time--the love of New York City, and the stuff about laurels, maples, colt's foot and asters? The true New York City sensibility, I had always assumed, was closer to Alexander Portnoy: "Whaddya mean, what kind of tree? You mean there are kinds of trees?" Or Dorothy Parker's lines on Spring: "...nasty little birds yapping their fool heads off, and the ground all mucked up with arbutus." (Though now I come to think about it, little Alex grew up in Newark. Same sensibility, though.) Posted at 04:51 PM SQUEEZE 'EM OUT [John Derbyshire] First tears of the 2004 campaign. Why do they feel they have to do this? Do they think anyone's taken in by it? I don't want to vote for any man that blubs in public... but chances are that will leave me with no-one to vote for. Posted at 04:31 PM TIM DIDN'T PUT ME UP TO THIS [Ramesh Ponnuru] The Media Research Center is celebrating 20 years of Peter Jennings and Tom Brokaw just as you would expect. Posted at 04:15 PM NEW YORK PATRIOTISM [Rick Brookhiser] I defer to no Alabamian in the degree of my love of New York State. We have indeed at least two states to be proud of--the greatest city on earth, and some of the most beautiful nature. (I will concede that nature in Alabama and elsewhere is equally beautiful, though in different ways.) Our way is mountain laurel, maples, hemlocks, gorges, cascades, lakes, streams--and in the valleys and flatlands, orchards and rolling fields. The procession of blossoms from humble colt's foot in March to asters in September is beautiful and, yes, heartbreaking. As the Japanese poet wrote: "A world of dew is a world of dew. And yet, and yet--" Then the snow and the ice. Posted at 04:01 PM EMPIRE BLEG [Rick Brookhiser] Jonah, Hope this isn't too late, but George Washington regularly referred to the United States as a "rising empire." E.g., warning his muttering officers at Newburgh not to "deluge our rising empire in blood." Posted at 03:54 PM IT DOESN'T SOUND SO AWFUL, BUT I GUESS IF YOU'RE A CHIMP... [Rich Lowry] "LUSAKA (Reuters) - A 25-year-old chimpanzee, forced to smoke cigarettes and drink tea in a Chilean circus, is starting a new life back in Africa. Toto the chimp will be flown 7,000 miles to Chimfunshi Orphanage for abused animals in Zambia after he was rescued by animal welfare group, Animal Defenders International. `Toto was stolen from the wild as a baby and...was forced to smoke cigarettes and drink tea to entertain visitors for more than 20 years,' Christabel Mutuna of DHL Express-Zambia, which is paying for Toto's transportation, said Wednesday..." Posted at 03:38 PM THIS JUST IN: CAN'T HURT THE KERRY CAMPAIGN [Kathryn Jean Lopez] TERESA HEINZ TO RECEIVE SCHWEITZER MEDAL FOR HUMANITARIANISM Teresa Heinz, chairman of the Heinz Family Philanthropies and The Heinz Endowments and a visionary, passionate philanthropist, will be awarded the 2003 Albert Schweitzer Gold Medal for Humanitarianism, The Johns Hopkins University announced. Posted at 03:36 PM STEVE SAILER-COPY CAT? [Rich Lowry] Steve Sailer's Sunday column on immigration and labor bears more than a passing resemblance to my column on the same topic posted last Friday (and filed on Thursday) at Townhall.com. Glad to be of service Steve! (Actually, someone drew my attention to the fact that Sailer accuses me of copying him, not realizing that my column was posted before his.) Posted at 03:09 PM OOPS [Steve Hayward] Turns out I was on CNN/fn, their financial station that almost no cable systems carry. Sorry for the mis-information, especially if anyone suffered through CNN drivel on something else. What no probably saw was me calling Congressman Jerry Nadler a liar, which was fun, but I ran out of time before I could call him a "Nadlering nabob of negativism." Perhaps I'll get another chance. Posted at 03:01 PM WHAT-ME-WORRY ANN CURRY [Tim Graham] NBC's "Today" news reader Ann Curry often steps in to anchor in the last (9-10 am) hour of the program, but her versatility is amazing. Yesterday, she promoted the finale of the NBC-owned Bravo network's gay-bachelor show "Boy Meets Boy," asking the lead bachelor if he has a "great feeling" now that America is "awakening" to a new view of homosexuality. Minutes after that Bible-burning segment, she was promoting Rabbi Harold Kushner's new book on the 23rd Psalm, which, she exclaimed in her best stab at faux objectivity, "many people believe comes from God." It's enough to give viewers whiplash. Posted at 02:42 PM DE MORTUIS [John Derbyshire] It was Sheldon Wax, not Sherman. Apologies. Posted at 02:36 PM IMPORTANT ALERT [John Derbyshire] September 19 is Talk Like a Pirate Day. Posted at 02:34 PM MAN OF THE YEAR [Andrew Stuttaford] Salvatore Bordino Posted at 01:46 PM JOKE FOR ANGLO-SAXON BUFFS [John Derbyshire] Encouraged by the response to my Chaucer spoof, I thought I'd try something similar in Anglo-Saxon; but I can't get past "Hwaet!"..... Posted at 01:29 PM RE: WOW [John Derbyshire] Jonah: Among the many, many reasons to like & admire Charles Murray's new book is the extended quote by, ahem, me, at the beginning of Chapter 22. Posted at 01:18 PM G-FILE [Jonah Goldberg ] No I haven't forsaken it. It is written. But, for technical reasons far too complex for me to understand without a slide rule and some hand puppets, it won't be up until tomorrow morning. My apologies. In the meantime, if you can think of any Simpsons quotes remotely relevant to imperialism, let me know. I'm writing a piece for somebody else, if you hadn't guessed. Posted at 01:06 PM SPAM NO SPAM [John Derbyshire] I can handle regular e-mail, and I can handle spam e-mail, but I'm having trouble with this one because I have no clue which category it falls into: "You should think of a more honest way to hire people. Enjoy your spam, try mustard." Posted at 12:36 PM SACRAMENTO TALES [John Derbyshire] Good appreciative response to my little Chaucer spoof today. Hey, it makes a change. A couple of readers wondered if I was aware of a similar one done by Judith Wax on Watergate. Yes, I was. Can't remember any of it at this distance in time, but Judith was a very good writer, and my bet is her Chaucer was funnier than mine. She died very horribly, by the way, with her husband Sherman(? -- he was an editor of Playboy), in a plane crash in Chicago in 1979, when an engine fell off the plane while taking off. Her son converted to Hinduism, and was a leading light of the Hare Krishna sect... Don't know what happened to him subsequently. Posted at 12:35 PM CHURCH AND STATE [John Derbyshire] This one is going around, so you may have seen it. It comes with a picture attached, which The Corner may not be able to handle. The picture is a wide-angle view of a military cemetery, HUNDREDS of white crosses arranged precisely in rows and arcs on green grass. The text says: "Did you see in the news last week where The ACLU doesn't want any crosses on Federal Property?" Posted at 12:33 PM GET NR’S ACCLAIMED BOOK OF CLASSIC KID’S STORIES! [NR Staff] This big, beautifully illustrated book of over 40 children's tales--personally selected by Bill Buckley--is a must for every family. Includes stories by literary giants Mark Twain, Lewis Carroll, Jack London, L. Frank Baum, Louisa May Alcott, Frances Hodgson Burnett, Rudyard Kipling, Bret Harte, Thornton Burgess, Howard Pyle, and many more. Praised by Catholic Parent Magazine as "excellent," "wholesome," and "beautiful. " Makes a great gift!. Only $29.95 (free shipping and handling!), and just $24.95 for additional copies. Click here for details. Posted at 12:33 PM SWEET HOME ALABAMA [John Derbyshire] LOTS of e-mail about my forthcoming trip to Alabama. Boy, do Alabamians love their state! Sample, from a reader: "A man in California is talking with his preacher when he notices a phone that has sign that says 'To talk to God $10,000.' The man asks about it and the preacher says yes it works and all churches have it. The man is skeptical and begins to travel around to see if this is true. He goes to Nevada and Utah and to New York and most everywhere. He finds that, yes, there is a phone to call God for $10,000 in every church he finds. When he got to Alabama however the sign read 'Talk to God 35c.' Surprised, he asks the preacher why only 35 cents when everywhere else it's $10,000. The preacher gives him a funny look and says 'Boy, don't you know you're in Alabama? It's a local call.'" How come nobody in New York talks that way about the Empire State? No, please don't bother telling me, I think I can figure it out... Posted at 12:31 PM CARL BARKS, AN UNSUNG CONSERVATIVE GENIUS [John Derbyshire] A reader: "Scrooge McDuck was one of the most brilliant conservastive creations ever. He was created by a a cartoonist-writer named Carl Barks, who died, well into his 90s, within the last few years. Barks was a better observer of human nature than everyone at the University of Texas sociology department combined. (Yes, I know). The Allende government in Chile banned Donald Duck comics when they assumed power and those Marxistas knew what they were doing. It was because of Scrooge. The point to be made about Scrooge is that he was unabashedly, unapologetically a capitalist and the thrust of the stories was clearly that, while he was certainly cheap and to some extent greedy, WE WERE ENCOURAGED TO BE ON HIS SIDE!" Posted at 12:30 PM DEPP ETC [Jonah Goldberg] I don't particularly care that Johnny Depp has unkind things to say about America or the Bush Adminsitration. To date, not a single thoughtful person in Christendom has found it necessary to consult his views before making an informed decision. That said, what I do find hilarious is that all of the Europeans do care. I mean, these are the same folks who say that American culture is leading to the cretinization of the world and that Hollywood values are shallow, low-brow and materialistic. And yet, the second an American movie star opens his mouth on politics these people applaud. Posted at 12:30 PM GOING TO THE U.N. [Stanley Kurtz] The president’s decision to turn to the United Nations for assistance in the occupation and rebuilding of Iraq makes a great deal of sense. It certainly isn’t the ideal approach, but given the divisions within our country, and our general unwillingness to enlarge our military, the president’s decision is reasonable. For one thing, it might actually work out. To the extent that we can make use of United Nations troops, while continuing to exercise control, the move will have been a success. But of course, the French and Germans, and the United Nations as a whole, will do their best to wrest control from the United States. The real point is that politically, this was the least bad option. As I pointed out a year ago in “Supersize It,” http://nationalreview.com/kurtz/kurtz080202.asp our too small military put the president in a political trap. The choice was either to break the budget, eliminate domestic spending and lose the claim to a compassionate conservatism, or repeal the tax cut. All of these are politically unacceptable. So the alternative was to hand off at least some control of Iraq to the U.N. That actually has the political upside of taking an issue away from the Democrats, who had hoped to run on the claim that the Bush administration was dangerously unilateralist. Is this the best foreign policy? No. The best foreign policy requires not the United Nations, but a united nation. Unfortunately, our nation is not united. The occupation of Iraq is not the occupation of Japan or Germany. This is even more because of the fact that we are different than we were back then than the fact that Iraq is not Japan or Germany. A house divided against itself cannot stand. A nation where the political opposition stands against our foreign policy, and even secretly (and not so secretly) hopes for its failure, cannot reform a region as recalcitrant as the Middle East. A nation where–even after an event like 9/11–a draft can be offered as a political tactic against the hawks, is a nation unready to manage social transformation on the other side of the world. Our culture war is real. Now it has taken its toll. In many ways we are strong. Yet disunited we are weak. Our turning to the U.N. is not necessarily a disaster. But it is a sign that our internal divisions have finally exacted a cost. Posted at 12:26 PM "MARRIAGE" [Stanley Kurtz ] Jonah, obviously I liked your syndicated column on that amazing New York Times article about Canadian gay marriage. As I said yesterday, with gay marriage safely granted and no more need to suppress its radical side for tactical reasons, Toronto’s gay community has now allowed itself to be open about its ambivalence toward marriage and monogamy. I think that helps explain why the Times permitted itself to print a piece so harmful to the cause of gay marriage. They were covering the return of the debate within the gay community itself, and that made it alright. But there’s more to it than that. Let’s not underestimate the degree to which New York Times types see dissing monogamous marriage as a downright cool thing to do. Consider Against Love, the new anti-monogamy book by Laura Kipnis. Against Love has now been plugged twice on Salon. There’s a piece up on Salon about it right now. (Salon, by the way, is a big supporter of polyamory and the radical, anti-monogamy, “Alternatives to Marriage Project.”) Kipnis teaches at Northwestern. Take a look at her biography. It’s about as mainstream as you can get. And Kipnis’s book-length attack on monogamy grew out of an article for The New York Times Magazine. So it’s not surprising that, when Canadian gays finally speak openly about their antipathy to monogamy, the Times might be willing to write about it. Kipnis, although a diehard opponent of monogamous marriage, is a big fan of gay marriage. Posted at 12:25 PM DIVERSITY DEBATES [Stanley Kurtz] The Supreme Court may have made the disastrous mistake of writing the “diversity” principle into our Constitution, but don’t expect the issue to go away. Here is the latest madness, which would be funny if it weren’t so sad. Law reviews, which are staffed by the very best law students (often chosen in blind competition) are now fighting over whether to corrupt their standards–and their own unbiased selection techniques–for the sake of “diversity.” There is a rather remarkable article on the dispute over at The Chronicle of Higher Education. The Chronicle is also holding an online “colloquy” about the conflict, and it’s open to the public. Posted at 12:18 PM SCIENTOLOGY [Jonah Goldberg] I'm no fan of Scientology. I am a fan of Fox News. So I found this story Posted at 12:03 PM WOW [Jonah Goldberg] I just got a galley for Charles Murray's new book, Human Accomplishment. Very, very cool looking book. I'm kind of scared to start reading it though because it looks like the kind of book you can't stop reading. I think it's going to be a big deal. Posted at 11:46 AM EMPIRES - BLEG [Jonah Goldberg] A while back I got a very thoughtful and interesting email from a reader in grad school on the subject of empires. He was studying the intellectual history of empires. Keying off something I'd said in my column, he'd told me that it's still a relatively new development for the word "empire" to have a negative connotation. This only makes sense when you think about it, but if that reader is around or if somebody else has anything to offer on this point, I'd love to hear more. Specifically, I would love to read a published essay on this point, full of Derb-like insights and surprising facts. Posted at 11:43 AM REASON [Ramesh Ponnuru] Jonah: It would also be nice if someone at Reason were to acknowledge the magazine's own repeated errors of fact in describing the Patriot Act, which I have mentioned in NR. Posted at 11:33 AM THOSE SUPER REASONABLE CIVIL LIBERTARIANS [Jonah Goldberg] I've got to run out of the house, but I thought it might be fun to post this Reason article by Julian Sanchez ridiculing defenders of the Patriot Act. I think there are a few stolen bases here, but the piece is written judiciously enough that I want to double check my objections before I raise them. But if Ramesh wants to play whack-a-mole, or if Rich -- who is attacked by name -- would care to defend himself, that would be great. But I can offer a two points now. Sanchez makes it sound as if critics of the Patriot Act have been making careful, nuanced, subtle arguments over the least year. I have no idea what debate he's been watching. To suggest that the assault on Ashcroft and the Patriot Act has been finely tuned and careful is absurd, and Sanchez surely knows this. Second, he says -- or seems to -- that conservatives have called all opponents of the Patriot Act "Fifth Columnists." Maybe this is simply rhetorical fluorish on Sanchez' part, but a very quick Nexis search on my part reveals that the term has never been used in conjunction with critics of the Patriot Act, by conservatives. Not once. Posted at 10:49 AM NPR UPDATE [Tim Graham] I was amused to hear NPR cover the California recall last night, as they described the candidates: Gray Davis, Cruz Bustamante, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Conservative Republican Tom McClintock. Even the assuredly nonpartisan political analyst NPR turned to for deep thoughts talked about Gray, Cruz, Arnold, and Conservative Republican Tom McClintock. But at least they didn't mention Gary Coleman. PS: This morning, NPR trotted out their latest nonpartisan polling expert from the Annenberg Center: Adam Clymer, former major league Bush-basher for the New York Times. Posted at 10:16 AM 10:45 EST [Kathryn Jean Lopez] See Steve Hayward on CNN. (Or was it the Cartoon Network?) Posted at 10:13 AM RAMESH'S QUERY [Steve Hayward] Ramesh: You are quite right that a tax-raising Arnold is no boon to the California GOP. This is one of Tom McClintock's talking points: it takes a Republican to raise taxes in California (see my piece it the next NRODT on this--the last two big tax increases came from Pete Wilson, and, alas, Ronald Reagan). If Davis survives or is replaced by Bustamante, Republicans will be in a better position to block a tax increase, as they did this year. The real hazard is that Bustamante might win, and then get to run for election as an incumbent in three years, whereas Davis will be termed out if he survives. If the economy starts to turn around by then, who knows? Bustamante might look okay to enough voters to sneak back into office. At that point, the recall will look like a bad bet. McClintock, a good friend (I have sent money to his campaign), is in a tough spot. If he stays in, he will be accused of costing the party a victory if Arnold loses narrowly. But if Arnold wins without him and raises taxes, then Tom can say "I told you so," which is not much consolation, and it will be hard to challenge Arnold in the GOP primaries in 2006 because the state party establishment sees hope that they can rebuild the party around Arnold's celebrity. Posted at 09:25 AM A QUESTION FOR STEVE [Ramesh Ponnuru] or Peter, or really anyone: Assuming (as I do) that Gov. Schwarzenegger would raise taxes--given the budget crunch and his refusal to promise not to raise them--will the Republican party in California really be better off at the end of this episode? Posted at 09:06 AM RE: ELIOT WARS [John Derbyshire] George Will says that he has written several books on politics and one on baseball, and the baseball book outsold all the politics books combined. So with our little poetry debate. I have had a half-dozen desultory e-mails, some defending Eliot, some taking my side. When I ventured to say that the young Diana Rigg was not pretty, however, the MAILBOX FULL bar on my hotmail account was soon flashing bright red. Now it's happening all over again with Gong Li. Well, at least I know where my readers' hearts are. Now let's talk serious politics. A reader: "You must know that Scrooge McDuck was a great conservative. One of my first economic lessons (and many other lessons) came from a Scrooge McDuck comic book. Brief as I can make it: Scrooge and nephews are working on a farm where Scrooge has hidden his money. Donald complains that he has to work to hard. He wishes he had a million dollars so he wouldn't have to work! Then, like a modern liberal, he says (and I paraphrase) 'But I shouldn't be greedy. I wish everyone had a million dollars, then no one would have to work!' A freak tornado blows in and scatters Scrooges millions to everyone in the area. Donald, overjoyed, rushes into town to buy a train ticket and 'see the world.' Unfortunately, the ticket office has a sign in the window saying, 'Closed, gone to see the world.' So does the restaurant in town. And so does every other place one can spend money. Meanwhile, back at the farm, Huey, Dewey, and Louie ask Uncle Scrooge what he will do about losing his money. Scrooge says not to worry, just keep working. Sure enough, a couple days pass, the whole town gets hungry, and they all come to Uncle Scrooge's farm to buy eggs, vegetables, and other food for many thousands of dollars per item." Posted at 08:40 AM MOYERS HATES THE MARKET [Tim Graham] For an example of Jonathan Adler's complaint that the mass media are part of the Sierra Club/NRDC hype machine, see this interview with PBS omnipresence Bill Moyers. Posted at 08:38 AM ABDULLAH IN RUSSIA [Kathryn Jean Lopez] From the Arab News: Since the US and Saudi Arabia were at odds on the militants’ issue, it was only a matter of time before Saudi policy makers began looking for friends elsewhere. Posted at 08:37 AM YOU KNOW [Kathryn Jean Lopez] it wouldn't be half bad if those poetry debates started early in the morning. Just to see you...we'll even have coffee and donuts. Posted at 08:12 AM LADIES MAN [John J. Miller] More evidence that "women's groups" are just arms of the Democratic Party (as if this weren't clear enough already): An outfit whose stated purpose is to elect a female president has come out strongly for Gray Davis in the recall. Someone needs to tell them the meaning of the term "off message." Posted at 07:41 AM HOW NOW BROWN? [John J. Miller] Seems like everywhere I go, someone is reading a copy of Dan Brown's mega-selling novel The Da Vinci Code. The story revolves around the idea that Jesus and Mary Magdalene were married and the evil Catholic conspiracy to suppress this fact and prevent Christianity from becoming some kind of goddess-worshipping feminist fantasy. At any rate, the new issue of Crisis magazine has a thorough takedown, authored by Sandra Miesel. Posted at 05:31 AM THE CN [John J. Miller] The Collegiate Network--a consortium of right-leaning student newspapers at several dozen colleges and universities--has revamped its website. I'm a huge believer in the conservative movement's support for these independent publications, having come out of the CN myself (editor, Michigan Review) and noting how many others (Lowry, Ponnuru, Adler, etc.) did as well. So check it out, including the blog the staff just started. Posted at 05:11 AM Tuesday, September 02, 2003 ELIOT [Jonah Goldberg] Actually, I'm quite enjoying the debate, even though the big words confuse me mightily. Until now I just thought Eliot was that kid in E.T. Posted at 10:21 PM P.P.S. [Rick Brookhiser] And Emerson. Posted at 10:19 PM P.S. [John Derbyshire] John D. is wrong about Hemingway too, but let's not start that one. Posted at 10:18 PM BUTTHEAD & ELIOT [Rick Brookhiser] We know just what Butthead thinks of Eliot: "Heh heh heh...heh heh heh." Willl this bring Jonah into the conversation? He was sounding a little bored. Posted at 10:17 PM TALES FROM THE HEARTLAND... [Rich Lowry] ...only illegals will wash windows--and what's a few broken laws if you get clean windows out of it? E-mail: "Dear Mr Lowry, Although I do not have hard data to refute your argument in your essay 'Let them eat diversity,' I do have some anecdotal observations. I live in Memphis. I had an American cleaning lady for a while. For $60, she would sort of clean my house, but would not wash windows (yes, I know that is a cliche), do laundry, iron, or clean the inside of my refrigerator (or on top of it). After a while, I realized I could do a lousy job of cleaning my house myself for free and I fired her. Then I found Dacia, my illegal Mexican cleaning lady. When she came for her interview (if that is what one calls the process of hiring a cleaning lady), she asked, 'Do you want me to use rags or newspaper to clean the windows?' When I recovered from my shock and asked, 'You wash windows?', she answered, in a puzzled voice, 'Isn't that part of cleaning a house?' I pay Dacia the same amount I paid my American cleaning lady, but she scrubs the house from floor to ceiling and washes my clothes and my windows and cleans the refrigerator. She has cleaned the basement and has swept the porch. I employ her not because she is cheaper than an American but because she does a better job." Posted at 09:20 PM WHAT ENVIRONMENTAL EROSION? [Jonathan H. Adler] Environmental groups and Democratic presidential candidates like to complain about the Bush Administration's "endless assault" on environmental protection. The only problem is that such claims don't hold water, as I explained last month at the American Constitution Society convention on a panel with Clinton EPA chief Carol Browner and John Podesta, among others. Streaming video of the event is now avilable here, and the America's Future Foundation just published a short piece based upon my remarks here. Posted at 08:30 PM ELIOT & PLAGIARISM [Rick Brookhiser] Naturally, I thought my comments on plagiarism--or "plagiarism," since I am discussing what I believe to be false instances--were quite on point. The instance of George Mason and Thomas Jefferson is of two writers intending to say virtually the same thing in a very similar way, but one of them (Jefferson) doing it so much better that the verbiage is transformed. The instance of Caiwen and Eliot is of two writers intending to say very different things in ways that are partly similar (phrases throughout Caiwen's poem resemble phrases in parts of Eliot's poem), and both of them coming to very different results. To say that Caiwen's poem is "like" the Wasteland would be like saying that a description of the battle of Austerlitz is "like" Part One of War and Peace. Posted at 07:16 PM RE: ELIOT WARS [John Derbyshire] Groan: "Mr.Derbyshire---Mr.Brookhiser is too classy to say it so I guess I'll have to. You've established that Bevis hates T.S. Eliot but what does Butthead think about him?" Posted at 07:13 PM RE: MEDIA PLUG [John Derbyshire] Steve: "...facing off against Fred Krupp of Environmental Defense..." You do know, I hope, that "Krupp" is the name of the evil school principal in the "Captain Underpants" series of books. In case you are not familiar with those books, let me just say that when in Krupp's presence, YOU MUST ON NO ACCOUNT SNAP YOUR FINGERS. Posted at 07:11 PM MEDIA PLUG [Steve Hayward] Having just bashed CNN yesterday for saying people could be forgiven for confusing it with the Cartoon Network, it is my duty to let Cornerites know that I shall be appearing on CNN Wednesday morning at about 10:50 eastern time, facing off against Fred Krupp of Environmental Defense on the tempest over whether the White House muzzled the EPA about air quality in New York after 9/11. I intend to come out swinging hard against the enviros for sensationalizing this non-story. Posted at 06:43 PM HEY KENTUCKY [John Derbyshire] Doesn't NRO have any readers in Kentucky? I'm getting lots of deluded souls--brainwashed by the college Eng. Lit. establishment, according to me--standing up for T.S. Eliot, but not a word for Madison Cawein. Who was actually rather good, on a good day, and well worth plagiarizing. ("Lacking the faculty of self-criticism, he published 36 volumes, in which his occasionally sensitive lyrics are buried under a welter of mediocre verse."---Oxford Companion ot American Literature.) How come Kentuckians aren't rising to the defense of this fine product of their state? Don't you people have any local pride? Now if he'd come from Alabama.... Posted at 05:20 PM CROSSFUMES [Meghan Keane] David Frum's on to something with the demise of Crossfire. I'd say the problem is one of imbalance. On the right, Carlson and Novak are journalists with their own viewpoints. They will often disagree with and chastise Bush and even other conservatives. They look weak next to their counterparts because Begala and Carville are shills for the DNC. They'd sell out the left to promote the Democratic party any day. If the show is ever to teach its audience anything, they need to get people who think in the chairs on the left of the stage. Or they could get some Republican puppets to balance the show out, but that certainly wouldn't help its flailing popularity. Posted at 05:19 PM SEXY BUT NOT PRETTY--POSTMORTEM [John Derbyshire] I am getting hell from Gong Li fans for saying she's not pretty. Well, she's not. Hot enough to strip paint from doors, but NOT PRETTY. Posted at 05:07 PM PLAGIARISM [John Derbyshire] Drat those readers: "'None of his [Cawcin's] poems has been turned into a musical by Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber.'---Bevis Hillier, 1996. 'Although, in Hemingway's favor, it must be said that at least none of his books was ever made into a fourth-rate musical by Andrew Lloyd Webber!' John Derbyshire, 2003. Hmmm." Guess I remembered more of Hillier's piece than I knew. However, no-one has yet claimed me as a major poet. (Though this may change after my next offering on NRO...) Posted at 05:05 PM OUTED [Peter Robinson] It's true, Rod: I did once play the tuba in the school band. It is also true that I'm a little touchy on the subject. (I started on the trumpet, but kept getting moved to bigger horns--I spent quite awhile playing baritone before getting moved to the tuba--on the bigger-the-mouthpiece-the-easier-to-play theory of brass instruments.) And while I'm talking about blowing my own horn, I just learned I'll be on Sean Hannity's radio show at 5.30 Eastern time. Rod, I hereby sentence you to listening to every word. Posted at 04:58 PM RE: YOU KNOW [Rod Dreher] Dude, it's a Louisiana thing. I swear, my poor Texas-born wife thought I was a nice guy, but a congenital liar when we first met. And then I took her home to meet everybody, and see that all the maximum weirdness was all too real! Remind me to tell you about the night I got drunk with Abbie Hoffman, and got stopped trespassing on the Jimmy Swaggart Bible College campus by the Jimmy Swaggart Bible Police. True story. Vipal S., you fabulous getaway driver you, if you're out there somewhere and reading The Corner, check in! Posted at 04:53 PM KERRY MANIA [Tim Graham] All three network morning shows interviewed John Kerry this morning on the occasion of Kerry officially entering the race. (Isn't this like the third or fourth time he's pulled this trick to get pub?) Only ABC asked him for his favorite movie, "dream car," and dessert. ABC: All About the Issues. Posted at 04:27 PM YOU KNOW.... [Jonah Goldberg] It's when Rod says stuff like that it makes me think his life has been far more, um, yeasty than one might think. Posted at 04:27 PM SCHOOL DAYS [Rod Dreher] The most successful and famous person to have graduated from my high school is, from the class of '87, the extremely funny drag performer Varla Jean Merman. Posted at 04:25 PM WOOPS [Jonah Goldberg] The show was Welcome Back, Kotter. I was typing fast. "Welcome Back Carter" is what the calvalcade of mediocre presidents (from the Simpsons) often say when Jimmy comes back from a peanut break. Posted at 04:16 PM BILINGUAL ELECTIONEERING [John Derbyshire] "John Quincy [Adams] threw away a tool he might have used to woo them [i.e. the Germans of eastern Pennsylvania] back: When he was running for re-election as president, he refused to address German-Americans in their native tongue, even though he had lived in Germany and spoke German fluently, on the grounds that it would be pandering."----America's First Dynasty, by Rick Brookhiser, p.198. Posted at 04:13 PM WELCOME BACK "CARTER"?! [Kathryn Jean Lopez] Please tell me there was a subtle Jimmy Carter joke I missed there. Someone needs to watch Welcome Back Kotter on TVLand tonight. Posted at 04:06 PM MEN ARE FROM ... WHERE? [Rod Dreher] WaPo's Dana Milbank was one of the reporters invited into the president's ranch for a private barbecue this past weekend. A source of mine who was also present at the off-the-record chowdown says one of the guest's asked Mrs. Bush whether the ranch was good Mars-viewing country. The First Lady said she expected it to be, provided the weather cooperated. At the end of the event, as reporters were filing back to the vans, Mrs. Bush offered to go look for the red planet. "Forget Mars!" the president was heard to say. "Let's go to bed." Posted at 03:54 PM ELIOT WARS [John Derbyshire] Rick: You misunderstood. I was not offering those things as criteria for judging poetry, but as supporting evidence for my contention that Eliot is a distinctively American taste (I think I actually said "preoccupation"). The only criterion for judging poetry that I have ever found convincing was Housman's: If you say the poem to yourself while shaving, it makes the bristles stand up. On that criterion, so far as I am concerned, Eliot is no poet. Your comments on plagiarism are quite inadequate to answer Bevis Hillier's catalog of charges, supposing he is accurate. If he IS accurate, then Eliot was a deliberate and conscious plagiarizer, and not very honest about it when confronted with the fact. Posted at 03:52 PM RE: APOLOGIES [Tim Graham] Jonah, an apology for spotlighting the Britney-Madonna liplock would be nice. It had zero news value, except to promote tired old MTV. The only point of that kiss was to make the papers and start a wave of buzz. The buzz should be this: Madonna has so jumped the shark. Can you imagine her kids trying to explain her "youthful indiscretions" when they grow up? An apology acknowledges that the taste of readers matters, not just the business of dragging eyeballs to the news stand. Even the Not That There's Anything Wrong with That segment of the population doesn't clamor to see that picture. Posted at 03:51 PM DWIGHT [Kathryn Jean Lopez] Do feel free to send me any Jonah high-school (or college) stories, however. I'm sure I will be able to make good use of them. Posted at 03:48 PM BREAKING [Jonah Goldberg ] Ninth circuit commutes over 100 death sentences. Posted at 03:43 PM ELIOT WARS [Rick Brookhiser] John proposes a number of useless tests for judging poetry: the opinions of British reviewers, polls, etc., etc. The first plays to American forelock tugging, the second might be called the Dick Morris school of the good, the true and the beautiful. One charge merits extended response: plagiarism. This is a gee-whiz stunt of the dull (or in John's case, the willfully and momentarily perverse) when they encounter literature or music. Shakespeare stole plots! Handel stole melodies and fugues! To shift disciplines for the moment, boobs and rubes are perenially astonished to read Article 1 of the Virginia Bill of Rights (June 12, 1776), by George Mason: That all men are by nature equally free and independent, and have certain inherent rights...namely, the enjoyment of life and liberty...and pursuing and obtaining happiness and safety. Jefferson wrote the Declaration of Independence a few weeks later. He stole it! To which the answer is, Yes and no. Yes--he lifted key phrases. No--he makes them immortal. (When the ellipses are filled in, Jefferson's superiority to Mason become even more clear.) The difference between the right word and the almost right word is, as Twain said, the difference between lightning and lightning bugs. Eliot rules. Posted at 03:36 PM SMALL WORLD [Jonah Goldberg] As several readers were quick to note, Dana Barron also appeared in Death Wish IV. A truly, truly terrible film, if memory serves. And, if memory serves, Washington from Welcome Back Carter was a hooligan in the first Death Wish movie. I can stop if there's an aspect of T.S. Eliot left to discuss. Posted at 03:27 PM NO NEED TO APOLOGIZE [Jonah Goldberg] The Atlanta -Journal Constitution apologized for running a picture of Madonna and Britney Spears kissing. I don't see why they should apologize. The photo probably came as a pretty big shock to a lot of parents and, in that sense, had serious news value. (If it didn't come as a shock, those readers were probably thrilled). The photo shows where the culture is going and what today's kids are exposed to. What the AJC might apologize for is not running an article explaining such trends as new, disturbing news. Rather, it ran -- as did most papers -- a light, approving entertainment piece on the subject. Posted at 03:23 PM HIGH SCHOOL [Jonah Goldberg] I went to high school with that awful Grubman girl who ran over those people at the Hamptons. She was a couple years younger than me. I also went to high school with Dana Barron, the sister from National Lampoon's Vacation and several episodes of Beverly Hills 90210. She was a year or two ahead of me. Not that anyone asked. If there are Corner readers who went to Dwight in the mid-80s in New York City, drop me a line. But, please, share no Jonah trivia with Dreher or the others.
Posted at 03:13 PM DENTISTS [Kathryn Jean Lopez] Rod, I haven't seen the movie, so I don't have a dog in this fight, but Jim Bowman seems to vierw it as a feminist fantasy. Posted at 02:58 PM THE SECRET LIFE OF PETER ROBINSON [Rod Dreher] A reader writes: "Here's some trivia for you: I went to high school with Peter Robinson. He was two years ahead of me, but we played in the band together. He played the tuba, and I the xylophone. I think he's embarrassed about the tuba thing." Peter, you old blowhard, I never woulda guessed... Posted at 02:49 PM R.I.P. CHARLES BRONSON [Rod Dreher] The WaPo's Stephen Hunter has a worthwhile appreciation of the actor Charles Bronson, who died over the weekend. Bronson made five "Death Wish" movies, and was a truly emblematic star of an ugly era in American history. I don't say that to put him down; actually, quite the contrary: his 1970s "Death Wish" movies, along with Clint Eastwood's Dirty Harry pictures of the same era, expressed the rage of the ordinary American who was sick and tired of chaotic, amoral thugs getting away with murder in American life. In fact, if it's true that a neoconservative is a liberal who's been mugged, then Paul Kersey, Bronson's character in the "Death Wish" movies, is cinema's Neocon Avenger. It's probably going too far to make this claim, but I do wonder if Ronald Reagan would have been possible without Bronson and Eastwood's 1970s work giving popular voice to the anti-liberal backlash that was to come at the ballot box at the end of that low, dishonest decade. Posted at 02:48 PM MORE ON DENTISTS [Rod Dreher] A dissatisfied NRO-nik here in Dallas writes to complain that he went to see the film The Secret Lives of Dentists because I raved about it in The Corner. He complains that the movie exemplifies "feminist family values," because the husband does almost all of the work around the house, and he is cuckolded by his wife -- and suffers it, for the most part, in silence. I think the reader should examine the film more closely. It's a portrait of a marriage falling apart. Things are out of balance. All the work of caring for the couple's three children has fallen on the husband, while the wife busies herself pining away for a life of romantic adventure. When the husband gets evidence that she's cheating on him, he is sorely tempted to throw her out, over and over again. I won't tell you how the film ends, but I will say that for at least a while, you may despise him for what looks like weakness. But then you come to understand that this man, who is so intimately involved in the lives of their three little girls, is thinking about how much breaking up the family would hurt them. It's a film about grace and self-sacrifice within marriage, and ultimately a testimony to the primary importance of children to the marital bond. How the reader got a "feminist" message out of this is beyond me. Posted at 02:45 PM 24 HOURS OF 24 [Jonah Goldberg] I had forgotten that FX runs 24 hours of the Fox show 24 every labor day. I don't watch the show during the season, but for the second year in a row I caught up with the entire series in one giant bite. It got in the way of a great deal of work, but I must say it was worth it. It's an extremely addictive show. But, to be honest, I wouldn't mind getting a lot of my TV intake that way -- i.e. simply sit down and watch 30 episodes of NYPD Blue in a single weekend and that way not worry about it for a whole year. Posted at 01:55 PM UNPOPULARITY CONTEST [Jonah Goldberg] In David Frum's "What's Right" column in the current issue of NR, he discusses the continuing buffoonery of those who throw around the necon label too glibly. In one passage, about anti-war conservatives in particular, David writes, ""Sometimes, when the screeds really get going, they will add my name to the list after their top hate-figures: Paul Wolfowitz, Richard Perle, Bill Kristol, and of course, NR's Jonah Goldberg." Now, any time I'm on a list like that, I'm pretty psyched. But, for intellectual honesty's sake, I must say that I think David's being too, um, kind. Yes, yes, I know I am unpopular in many corners, but in this particular realm David Frum is surely more unpopular than lil' ol' me. Posted at 01:33 PM BILINGUAL DEMOCRAT DEBATE THURSDAY [Jim Boulet] Via The Note: This week alone brings some crucial developments in the Invisible Primary, most notably the first DNC sanctioned presidential debate this Thursday in Albuquerque, New Mexico. All nine declared candidates are scheduled to attend this event, hosted by Governor Bill Richardson and members of the Congressional Hispanic Caucus. The debate, parts of which will be in both English and Spanish, is expected to be a conversational affair on domestic and international issues.Richardson claims: "[t]his will be the first bilingual debate in the history of American presidential politics." Well, not quite. Then-Governor George W. Bush and Ambassador Alan Keyes squared off in Spanish during the Des Moines Register GOP Debate on January 15, 2000: Keyes: ""You have done nothing to respond to this [a Texas town declaring itself to be Spanish-only]. What action do you plan to take to show the people that you stand for one nation, one language rather than a nation linguistically divided? Better Spanish speakers than I tell me the Bush-Keyes exchange was conducted in excellent Spanish. We'll see how the Democrats do on Thursday. And, given the debate in Slate (scroll down to What's the translation of "Por La Raza todo. Fuera de la Raza Nada?") on the proper translation of just two short Spanish sentences, there will be plenty of opportunities to argue about precisely what each candidate meant to say for days and weeks afterward. Posted at 01:22 PM FROGGER, CONT. [John J. Miller] Peter: Thanks for the link, which I promise to investigate. Still, I don't want to get my tadpoles by mail order--I'm no crunchy con, but there's something to be said for taking the kids down to the local pond or swamp (oops! I mean "wetland") and netting a few of the little critters in person. This is what I did back in my own elementary school days. One potential problem: A friend informs me that it's against Virginia law to capture animals "native" to the state, including the most mundane frogs and toads. So maybe I'll teach my kids not only about amphibian metamorphosis, but also inculcate a healthy skepticism of government. Can't start too soon, right? Posted at 01:19 PM WHO'S AFRAID OF T. S. ELIOT [John Derbyshire] OK, I have put up Bevis Hillier's article on Eliot's poetry. It's in PDF form, so you need Acrobat to read it. Go here then click on the bottom link in the left-hand box, "Hillier on Eliot." Posted at 01:17 PM MORE SPAT SIGHTINGS [John Derbyshire] From a reader in the heart of Midlothian (Texas, that is): "Dear Sir, I am a former football player (the American kind), and there is a peculiar method of taping one’s ankles that is called spats or spatting; it is especially popular with the skill players (running backs, wide receivers) who, truth be told, are more concerned with a stylish appearance than mere injury prevention. Normally, you would have your ankles taped before you put on your socks and shoes and it would be invisible under the clothing. 'Spatting' is the method where you have on your socks and cleats and then have the trainer tape your ankles over the clothing. You would then have a layer of fresh, beautiful white tape covering the upper surface of your shoe. It's very pretty, or so the little fellas seem to believe. As you may have surmised, I am a lineman (like Marines, we are never former). I have never had my shoes 'spatted.' The trainers always refused; they simply wouldn’t waste the time required on us lowly line folk." Posted at 01:15 PM CHAIT ON GLASS [John J. Miller] Jonathan Chait's review of the recent Stephen Glass novel runs in the September issue of the Washington Monthly and apparently isn't available online. It's worth reading, at least for those among us who still can't get over what serial liar Glass did a few years back at The New Republic. Key insight: "After [Glass] was caught, I often heard it said that he should write novels. ... But it was clear all along that this notion was terribly misguided. He never had much talent for prose. When his stories read well, it usually resulted from heavy rewriting, most notably by [Michael] Kelly. ... Moreover, his stories were interesting only because they were purportedly true. The characters in his stories, as in his novel, lack any depth or believability. What dooms him most of all as a novelist is the very thing that doomed his journalistic career: He lacks any capacity for grappling with moral questions." Posted at 12:57 PM WHO'S AFRAID OF T.S. ELIOT [John Derbyshire] A reader tells me that: "The latest (1999) edition of the Oxford Book of English Verse gives Eliot ten pages, more than all but a handful of other poets. Milton gets twelve, Shakespeare twenty, Wordsworth thirteen, Christina Rossetti (affirmative action, no doubt) fifteen." I discount this entirely. (1) The OBEV is compiled by scholars, and what the hell do they know? If the progress of poetry had been decided by the opinions of scholars, we should never have got any further than reading Horace and Virgil in Latin. (2) OUP are looking for the American market. Some years ago, trying unsuccessfully to place a novel with New York publishers, I said to my agent: "Let's try London. Maybe we can get it published over there." He waved this away: "Not worth the trouble. The US market is the thing." (3) The kinds of scholars who work at Eng. Lit. in English univerisities are very badly paid, and go to bed dreaming of a post at an American college. For a more representative look at UK non-scholarly opinion on Eliot, I refer readers to the "Classic FM One Hundred Favorite Poems," available on Amazon UK. This is a series of cassettes, featuring English actors--including some quite famous ones like Vanessa Redgrave and Simon Callow--reading poems. The poems were chosen by polling the listeners to Classic FM, a middle-to-highbrow UK radio station, asking them to send in the name of their favorite poem. The results were then ranked by number of votes, and the top 100 chosen for reading. T.S. Eliot makes three appearances, the first in 30th place: 30 Journey of the Magi (those sentimental Anglican old ladies, see?) 68 Macavity (what _is_ it about that darn poem?) 88 The Waste Land. The prosecution rests. Oh, not quite: while I was typing that out, a reader came through with the British critic I mentioned taking a 14-lb hammer to Eliot's poetry. This was Bevis Hillier in The Spectator for 9/7/96. He ranks Eliot as a poet with Edward Lear(!) as "a misanthrope nonsense-poet." Tempting fate yet again, in the form of _The Spectator's_ attorneys, I shall post the piece on my website in half an hour or so. Posted at 12:55 PM SEXY, BUT NOT PRETTY [John Derbyshire] By the miracle of Microsoft Excel, I can now bring you the results of my reader poll on famous women who are sexy but not pretty. I got a huge e-mail bag on this. I discounted a small proportion because the nominee was obviously pretty. Anyone who thinks that Marilyn Monroe was not pretty is in desperate need of a good optometrist. That left me with 343 nominations covering 166 names. The only names with 5 or more nominations were as follows: Barkin, Ellen--------------30 Bernhard, Sandra-----------14 West, Mae------------------13 Madonna--------------------12 Parker, Sarah Jessica------12 Lewis, Juliette-------------6 Aguilera, Christina---------5 Cher (in her original bod)--5 Davis, Bette----------------5 Fiorentino, Linda-----------5 Gershon, Gina---------------5 Huston, Anjelica------------5 Jolie, Angelina-------------5 Mirren, Helen---------------5 Thatcher, Margaret----------5 Ellen Barkin is the clear winner for the title America's Not-Pretty-But-Sexy Sweetheart. And, as if I didn't already know what a peculiar person I am, not one of those hundreds of nominations agreed with my own. Posted at 12:52 PM JOHN, YOUR PROBLEM IS SOLVED [Peter Robinson ] Proving that Corner readers are capable of solving all problems short of sin and redemption, I just received the following: "Tell Mr. Miller to go to Growafrog.com. These things were all the rage back in the 80's when I was about 6 years old - and everyone in the class had one. I think they may have even been given to us as part of science class. They used to sell the little cube-like tanks in stores, and you sent away for the live tadpoles (which arrived newly hatched), which you then watched grow into adults." Posted at 12:48 PM WHO'D A THUNK IT? [Peter Robinson ] From a reader, proof that Jonah is omnipresent: “I thought it may interest you to know that when "frogs, not french" is entered into Google, the third site to be listed is Jonah Goldberg's Goldberg File on National Review Online: “’I've grown tired of these French-bashing columns because there's not much left to say.... Besides, the real threat isn't the frogs across the pond.’” Posted at 12:47 PM NO EASY SOLUTION [Stanley Kurtz ] There are two key problems with the idea of a negotiated end to the stand-off with North Korea. First, a negotiated settlement requires us to believe that Kim Jong Il actually means to drop his nuclear program in exchange for economic aid and security guarantees. That is very unlikely. Kim is far more likely to believe that, no matter what we offer, he cannot guarantee his own power without nuclear weapons. Second, any agreement we might reach is essentially unverifiable. There are too many secret underground military facilities in Korea. We don't even know where the uranium enrichment plant the North Koreans have admitted to having actually is. Kim would never give us the sort of free run of his military installations we'd need for verification. Even if he did, he could still hide something from us. Those who advocate a negotiated solution need to confront this problem. Today's Op-Ed in the New York Times by James Laney and Jason T. Shaplen avoids the issue. They assume that a negotiated settlement is achievable, without even addressing the verification problem. By contrast, this pro-negotiation piece in the American Prospect at least acknowledges the problem. But the authors essentially concede that it is not solvable. North Korea has already broken one agreement. No matter what we offer it, I believe that it will break another. And we won't know it until it's too late. In any case, next time you read a pro-negotiated settlement piece on North Korea, look for any mention of the verification problem. That is the real sticking point. Without a solution there, negotiations are just an illusion. Posted at 12:05 PM BAD TIMES RE: N.K. [Stanley Kurtz ] The North Korean situation is bad, as usual. We face a series of options, ranging from hopelessly naive to downright horrible. Here’s the view of Michael O’Hanlon, a key Democratic defense and foreign policy expert. I find his proposal for a comprehensive political and economic reform of North Korea completely implausible. It amounts to the claim that we can obtain regime change through negotiations. O’Hanlon himself is clear that Korea’s leaders are likely to reject such an effort. He seems to see his plan more as something that must be tried (even if it fails, which is likely) as a prelude to tougher measures. But what really comes through here is an underlying sense, even from a Democrat who favors an ambitious negotiating strategy, that this conflict is a pressing crisis that has no real solution. Posted at 11:53 AM WARS GO ON [Stanley Kurtz ] I remember when I used to have to argue that the culture war wouldn’t be ending any time soon. (For my detailed thoughts on this, go here.) Now I don’t even have to bother to make the argument. Still, it’s worth noticing how intense the culture war is right now. I’m not just talking about gay marriage. The presidential campaign is clearly being driven by the culture war. The last presidential campaign was too (remember red versus blue America), but now the effect is out in the open. The notion that September 11 would somehow suspend the culture war was never correct. After September 11, our cultural disputes simply crystalized around the war on terror. After all, the culture war began with our divisions over Vietnam. Now the remnants and descendants of the sixties cultural left have captured their party’s nomination process. With war, terrorism and gay marriage on the table, this election promises to turn into an open showdown between our cultural disputants. Posted at 11:43 AM TIME'S UP [Stanley Kurtz] Since the day after September 11, I’ve been saying we need more troops. Powerful Washington Post Op-Eds over the holiday weekend by John McCain and Robert Kagan make it clear that we can no longer put off a decision to expand our military forces. (Would that we had done it sooner.) It is also time for those who have supported the war in Iraq to speak directly to this issue. It’s obvious that there is no political support for a draft. So we’re going to have to pay a lot of money for a larger military. Posted at 11:42 AM CARTER ON N.K. [Stanley Kurtz ] Jimmy Carter sees an approaching war with North Korea. Posted at 11:41 AM SINCE YOU BROUGHT IT UP, JONAH [Stanley Kurtz] The front-page article by Clifford Krauss on Canadian gay marriage in last Sunday’s New York Times confirmed what I’ve been saying for some time. Because many gays reject monogamy, they are deeply ambivalent about marriage. Some of these gays will avoid marriage altogether. Others are clearly considering entering marriage–but with a different view of what marriage should mean. As the editor of Fab put it, “I’d be for marriage if I thought gay people would challenge the institution and not buy into the traditional meaning of ‘til death do us part’ and monogamy for ever.” There are major lessons for America here. So far, only a very small percentage of the 6,685 gay couples registered as permanent partners in Toronto have married. While that number will no doubt increase with time, it seems clear that a great many gay couples will remain as registered partners. That’s because Canada has eliminated many of the differences between marriage and cohabitation. Registered gay partners who do not identify commitment with monogamy can therefore obtain many of the benefits of marriage, without actually marrying. In America, without national health insurance, and with few legal or financial benefits associated with cohabitation, many more gay couples than in Canada are likely to marry, for the sake of the benefits. So an anti-monogamy couple that would remain in a registered partnership in Canada will marry in America.. Maybe the most interesting thing about this article is the fact that it has been published at all. What’s enabled the Times to cover this issue more honestly is the re-emergence of the gay community’s internal debate over marriage. That debate was put on hold in the mid-nineties when all agreed that they favored the social endorsement that gay marriage would represent, even if many opposed the institution of marriage itself. What the Canada case shows is that, once gay marriage actually becomes legal, those gays who oppose marriage, or want to change it from within, will reemerge as a force to be reckoned with. Posted at 11:38 AM CUSTOMERS ALSO SHOPPED FOR.... [Jonah Goldberg] I clicked on the Amazon link for Rich's forthcoming book. Customers who shopped for Rich's book also shopped for:
Some of these make sense, but I suspect that The Fifty-Nine Icosahedra must be the result of the increasing Derbyification of NRO's readership. Posted at 11:35 AM CANADIAN GAY MARRIAGE [Jonah Goldberg] No doubt the silence stemmed from the fact that this story appeared on the Sunday of Labor Day weekend, but I'm really surprised the front page article in the NYT on gay marriage in Canada hasn't sparked more of a reaction. It speaks directly to the arguments of Frum, Kurtz, Derb and others -- and gives them a great deal of ammo. Gays in Canada don't want marriage because marriage is "too conservative" for folks who don't believe in such things as monogamy. Here's a quote worth pondering: "Ambiguity is a good word for the feeling among gays about marriage," said Mitchel Raphael, editor in chief of Fab, a popular gay magazine in Toronto. "I'd be for marriage if I thought gay people would challenge and change the institution and not buy into the traditional meaning of `till death do us part' and monogamy forever. We should be Oscar Wildes and not like everyone else watching the play." Fine, fine. But if that's the attitude toward marriage, they shouldn't have marriage as an option. This just demonstrates how the analogy to blacks is so flawed. Blacks didn't say they wanted to change the institution of marriage when they sought to overturn interracial marriage. Jackie Robinson didn't want to change the rules of baseball, he wanted to play by the rules of baseball. Posted at 11:26 AM RE: UNEMPLOYMENT [Tim Graham] Ramesh, you may be right about what actually moves voters, but you can count on reporters to hound on the lagging indicators. See Bush Uno in 1992, when reporters were huddled in New Hampshire in October highlighting the terrible job picture there, even as national GDP growth numbers were higher than expected. Allen could have described it this way: "Bush is acknowledging that unemployment could be a vulnerable issue with liberal reporters on the prowl for sympathetic unemployed people to interview on how the President has somehow failed them." Posted at 11:19 AM RE: WHO'S AFRAID OF T. S. ELIOT? [John Derbyshire] Rick: It's not just me and King Vlad, honest. There is some profound cultural gulf here between America and England. There is a whole raft of writers who are taken very seriously here, but whom English-raised people just don't "get." The other day I was talking with Jeff Hart about Emerson, who personifies the phenomenon. At Jeff's urging, I have been trying Emerson again, but it is hopeless. I can't keep my eyes focused through three paragraphs. As Charles II said of George of Hanover: "I have tried him drunk, and I have tried him sober, and there is nothing in him." (Though it is hard to imagine Emerson getting drunk.) And this isn't just me, either. Look at Paul Johnson's treatment of Emerson in Intellectuals. Jeff turned purple when I mentioned this. "A travesty," he sputtered. I can't account for this phenomenon except by supposing that it is an aspect of the American lust for self-improvement. To make a crude, and of course much too broad, generalization out of it: Americans read to be instructed and improved; other English-speaking people read to be amused, or stirred. Americans are really a terribly earnest people. Kingsley Amis, veteran of many exchanges with lectureres in Eng. Lit. at American universities, used to make fun of the way Americans talk about "important" books. "In literature," he said, "'importance' is not important. Only good writing is." I think that is a very un-American approach. (In fact, I think I can hear Jeff sputtering again.) Kirk is much more American, with his stamp of approval on Eliot as an "important" writer. Across the pond, you will walk a long mile before you find anyone who takes Eliot seriously as a poet. (His work as a critic is another matter, about which I know next to nothing.) Aside from elementary-school teachers who like Eliot's cats--I had to memorize "McCavity" for a school show at age 9--and sentimental old Anglican ladies who like that thing about the Magi, Britain is pretty much an Eliot-free zone, and blessedly so. I got a pretty good education over there in the 3rd quarter of the 20th century, and in my secondary school I don't recall Eliot being mentioned at all. 20th-century poetry, as I was taught it, was Hardy, Housman, Yeats, and the tail-end of Kipling; then the WW1 poets; then Walter de la Mare, John Masefield, and Auden. If you did Eng. Lit. to Advanced level (i.e. age 16-18--I didn't) you might have got some Eliot, I don't know. You would more certainly have got MacNeice, Spender, C. Day Lewis, and Graves. Out of school we all read Betjeman, Larkin, and Dylan Thomas. When Eliot's poetry is mentioned in British literary magazines, it is most often in a spirit of wonder that anyone is still taken in by his tawdry tricks. One of the heavyweight lit. critics on _The Spectator_ -- Philip Hensher or Bevis Hillier, I forget which -- did a nice demolition piece on the old mountebank 4-5 yrs ago. (Could any reader who has access to ProQuest try to capture this piece for me, please?) A reader e-mails in to tell me that even though I don't have to like Eliot (thank God for that!) I should at least acknowledge that he has been a tremendous influence on subsequent poets. I don't think I _do_ acknowledge this; but if it is true, it is yet another indictment of him, since the middle and later 20th century -- that is, the post-Eliot decades, the ones he presumably influenced -- were one of the darkest periods in the history of English verse, with very little being produced above the second-rate. Just compare the last half of the 20th century with the last half of the 19th! If that was Eliot's doing, we should exhume his corpse and hang it in chains, as they did to the regicides after the Restoration. As for Kirk's talk about Eliot's "moral imagination," as I intimated before, anyone who wants my attention on this or any other topic, in prose or verse, should write well, and preferably in English. Eliot's verse fails on both counts. (Though to be fair to Kirk, he may be referring to Eliot's criticism, which, as I said, I am unacquainted with.) In my own mind, I think of Eliot as the verse equivalent of Ernest Hemingway. Both wrote in a way that seemed novel and striking at the time. Both produced stuff that was well-nigh content-free behind the novelty. Both were simply terrible models for younger writers to emulate, and spawned oceans of really bad writing by people who took them more seriously than they deserved. Both will be utterly forgotten by the end--or, if we get lucky, the middle--of this century. In Eliot's favor, though, he seems to have been quite a nice man, aside from the plagiarism. This cannot be said of Hemingway, who, if the accounts I have read can be relied on, was barely human--and, in moments of self-knowledge (including the last terrible moment), seems to have been aware of the fact. (Although, in Hemingway's favor, it must be said that at least none of his books was ever made into a fourth-rate musical by Andrew Lloyd Webber!) Posted at 10:51 AM KERRY [Jonah Goldberg] While I'm certainly no fan, I almost feel sorry for John Kerry. He's been planning on running for President for pretty much his entire life. He's honed his strategy and molded his biography for decades. And now some obnoxious New England transplant from Park Avenue is cleaning his clock. But one of the things that drives me nuts about Kerry is when he says -- as he did on Meet The Press last Sunday -- that he's running for President because he's angry about this or that Bush policy. Garbage. Bush could be doing everything perfectly and Kerry would still be running because that's his life ambition. Posted at 10:42 AM MORE GIPPER GREATNESS [Steve Hayward] I've long said that one of the most remarkable things about Ronald Reagan was how far ahead of his time he was with so many ideas. And now a fresh example from Lou Cannon's forthcoming book about Reagan's governorship that is important to us oneophiles: "'You're not allowed to advertise that alcohol has any food value, but wine has,' Reagan told me two decades before the New England Journal of Medicine found medicinal value to moderate wine-drinking." What a great GREAT man. Posted at 10:36 AM SARUMAN HAS A POINT [Rick Brookhiser] Back from the Labor Day vacation when, besides defending T.S. Eliot, I split and stacked more than a cord of wood and ripped up three wheelbarrows full of bindweed. I begin to sympathize with Saruman in the Lord of the Rings movies--the heck with nature, chop it all down and make orc armies instead. Posted at 10:34 AM THE ARMS OF KRUPP [Jonah Goldberg] The other day I mentioned that I was vaguely disappointed with William Manchester's The Arms of Krupp. I'm not caving to the complaints from Manchester partisans, but I might have been too harsh. My disappointment was merely the result of my heightened expectations. Also, my wife picked up the book one day when I left it around and has since become entirely engrossed with it. So maybe that's a better barometer. Posted at 10:34 AM BUS FROM HELL [John J. Miller] You know how school buses usually have a number on them so kids can tell which ones are theirs? Today, I saw one marked 666. My wife said she'd drive our kids everyday if that one was assigned to our neighborhood. Posted at 10:22 AM DOES UNEMPLOYMENT MATTER? [Ramesh Ponnuru] Mike Allen, writing in the Washington Post, calls President Bush's remarks yesterday "an acknowledgment that unemployment is a potential political liability." That may be true--although the furthest I would go is to say that the president recognizes that appearing indifferent to unemployment would be politically hazardous. Does unemployment itself pose a danger to him? Arguably, the last time unemployment really affected a national election was in 1982--and even then, redistricting accounted for 15 of the 26 House seats the Republicans lost. In 1992, Michael Barone has shown that Bush I lost votes where housing values had declined, not where unemployment had increased. Since 2000, more Americans have lost wealth in the stock market than have lost their jobs. I suspect that in next year's election, the markets will matter more than unemployment--and GDP growth will probably matter more than unemployment too. Posted at 10:20 AM I ALWAYS HATED COMPASSIONATE CONSERVATISM [Ramesh Ponnuru] "We have a responsibility that when somebody hurts, government has got to move." -- President George W. Bush, talking to union workers yesterday. Posted at 09:52 AM NOT A BERLIN WALL [Jonah Goldberg] I keep hearing -- reading actually -- pro-Palestinian types complain that Israel's security wall is a new "Berlin Wall." The analogy seems pretty shoddy to me. Ok, yes, it's a wall. Yes, it's a military wall. But beyond that, the purposes seem completely different. The Berlin Wall was not intended to keep people out -- save, perhaps, for a few Western spies. It was built to keep people in. East German citizens were considered prisoners of the communist state. The Soviets and their German lackeys insisted on building it because too many East Germans were voting with their feet and escaping. Israel's wall -- whether it's a good idea or not -- is being built for exactly the opposite reason; the Israelis want to keep their citizens safe. Israelis are free to leave the country as they please. The wall is intended to make it more difficult for murderers to get into the country. Again, you can debate whether or not the wall is a good idea, but if you're looking for a historical analogy, better to call it the Great Wall of Israel. Posted at 09:40 AM RE: NOT SO FAST [Jonah Goldberg] John - Excellent point. But I think the article is even more biased than you suggest. The author keeps referring to poverty as if it is solely a materially defined concept, i.e. if poor blacks had more stuff, their IQs would rise. But this is undermined by the fact that as difficult as it may be to live in material poverty today, poor people today live better than most middle class people a generation or two ago. The study sounds very plausible to me, but it really only makes sense if -- as you suggest -- the influence of poverty is behavioral not material. The habits and lifestyles of those living in poverty -- homes where reading is nonexistent, parental supervision too -- have to be a much bigger factor than who has a color tv or a microwave oven or a car -- because most of America's poor have those things too. If you talk to people who work on AIDS in urban minority communities, they will tell you that poverty is a big problem, of course. But beneath the surface what they mean by poverty is the chaos and irrationality of life in the underclass. A stable two parent family is surely a better hedge -- as studies have shown -- than material wealth or enrollment in Head Start. Indeed, you'd think the author might have mentioned that Head Start isn't very successful over the long run. The gains children achieve in the early years evaporate over time. That may be an argument for more funding of and a more aggressive form of Head Start -- you can draw a liberal or conservative lesson from that fact. But, somehow I doubt the reason kids lose the advantages of Head Start has to do with a lack of cash-on-hand. Posted at 09:22 AM NEWS VS. SAMURAI JACK [Tim Graham] Steve, whether it's good or bad, I'm always stunned at how little attention most people pay to the news. I'm just back from the Midwest, and it's very easy for a newspaper-cable-Internet-NRO-Rush-Drudge junkie to feel totally disconnected from the news-generating machinery. Local papers I tried to rely on are often tiny and run most of their national and world news in AP snippets in inconvenient corners. (The sister-in-law in Minnesota doesn't even get Fox and MSNBC on her subscription package.) The comforting news in this is that perhaps we obsess too much at times over how festering boils of media bias are going to damage the conservative cause, when the larger audience is checking out "Samurai Jack" on Cartoon Network. Posted at 07:44 AM THE STARBUCKS TAX [John J. Miller] Maybe Seattle needs its own version of the Boston Tea Party: The city may soon approve a special tax on espresso. It is, of course, "for the children." Voters get to decide in a referendum two weeks from now. Posted at 05:36 AM NOT SO FAST [John J. Miller] Here's a good example of liberal bias creeping into a newspaper's coverage of something other than politics: An interesting story in today's Washington Post on a scientific study suggesting that genes play a greater role in determining IQ differences among upper-income children than they do among lower-income children, whose IQ differences depend more on environment. This may very well be true, and if so, it's an important insight. Yet the author the Post story gets a real bee in his bonnet over Head Start, suggesting no less than three times that Head Start is therefore essential: "The results suggest that early childhood assistance programs such as Head Start can help the poor and are worthy of public support." Etc. Not once does he mention what I'm sure is an even greater influence on poor kids: Whether or not they come from two-parent families. I'd be willing to bet my bottom dollar that this is the most important "environmental" factor for their IQ. And not a single word on it. Posted at 05:27 AM BUT WHAT ABOUT TADPOLES? [Peter Robinson] Frogs? In a terrarium? But the little critters will constantly be trying to jump out-and your kids will constantly find themselves tempted to become accessories, removing the lid when you aren't looking. If I might make a modest countersuggestion, find yourself a swamp and scoop up some frog's eggs-or, since they're usually a lot easier to spot, tadpoles. Plop them into a fishbowl, toss in a rock or two that protrude above the surface of the water, stretch an old nylon over the top, and sprinkle in a little fish food every so often. Your kids will enjoy watching the tadpoles develop, and then, just as soon as the tadpoles have become froggy enough to haul themselves out of the water and onto the rocks, you and the kids can stage a parade back to the swamp to let the critters go. The drawback? You'd have to wait until next spring. On the other hand, it wouldn't surprise me if somewhere on the Internet you could find a little company willing to ship a few frog's eggs straight to your door. Just go to Google and enter "frogs, not French." Posted at 04:58 AM Monday, September 01, 2003 THE BISHOP AND THE "LIVING WAGE" [Peter Robinson ] K-Lo, I was especially struck by one quotation in your piece on churches and unions: “Among church hierarchy, there is precious little understanding of the economics of sound policy,” says Lawrence Reed, president of the Mackinac Center for Public Policy (www.mackinac.org) in Midland, Michigan….“Christ’s admonition against weath redistribution in Luke 12:13-15 doesn’t keep…[most mainline denominations] from frequently endorsing the most harmful proposals in organized labor’s agenda--from living wage laws to nationalized health care.” Has Mr. Reed ever got that right. A couple of years ago I shot an episode of Uncommon Knowledge with Bishop John Wester, an auxiliary bishop in the archdiocese of San Francisco, and Tom MacCurdy, an economist at the Hoover Institution. At issue: Bishop Wester’s endorsement of a “living wage” proposal then facing San Francisco voters. Under questioning from Tom--and you can read the transcript for yourself right here--it became obvious that Bishop Wester had never subjected the “living wage” proposal to even elementary economic analysis. The Bishop was shocked--truly shocked--to learn hear Tom argue that the proposal would only have shored up wages for those already established in the workforce, excluding those, including the most recent immigrants, who had yet to develop marketable skills. The Bishop, in other words, had placed the moral authority of the Church of Rome behind the “living wage” proposal without having the slightest idea what he was talking about. The Bishop’s concern for the poor was transparent. But he wasn’t thinking. And since he was merely lending his support to a measure championed by organized labor, it seemed pretty clear, it had never occurred to him that he should. Posted at 07:32 PM MORE ELIOT [Rick Brookhiser] I must disagree with both Johns. The poem John D. posted is a fine one. The images it shares with only parts of the Wasteland appear in other earlier poems--e.g., Childe Roland to the Dark Tower Came (Browning). Apart from this they are not at all alike. All sorts of matter sticks in poets' minds. Great ones make pearls. Russell Kirk, quoted by John M., believed that Eliot was himself, writing in modernist verse. Eliot famously turned right in mid-career--too far right politically, though he behaved well during World War II, unlike Ezra Pound. But his pre-conversion vision of chaos and distress was written from the inside, and lingers like an echo in his later work. To tie a big bow labeled The Permanent Things around Eliot is too pat. As someone said, if you want to restrict yourself to poets who are purely virtuous, you'll be spending a lot of time with George Herbert. (No bad thing, but still.) Posted at 07:29 PM COMFORTING NEWS [Steve Hayward] According to a recent Nielsen Media survey, more Americans between the ages of 18 and 49 watch the Cartoon Network than watch CNN. Of course, there could be some confusion among those sensible viewers who can't tell the difference between CNN and the Cartoon Network. This may require a focus group. Posted at 07:04 PM MARK STEYN [Kathryn Jean Lopez] on Labor Day. Posted at 03:35 PM LABOR DAY: UNION ALTARS [Kathryn Jean Lopez] All bets are off when it comes to churches and unions these days, especially if you're still working from a labor-priest-era handbook. Here's a look at the state of religion and unions today. Warnings: It's long. It's pdf. It's by me. That said, I think it's worthwhile and would love to get feedback. It's a topic I wouldn't mind revisiting. Posted at 02:02 PM I'M BACK [Jonah Goldberg] Good to be home. See everybody around the water cooler. Posted at 10:31 AM DUTCH BACKLASH? [Rod Dreher] There are strong signs that the (in)famously tolerant Dutch have had enough of the permissive culture. Posted at 09:33 AM DARIEN--AND I DON'T MEAN THE TOWN NEXT DOOR TO GREENWICH [Peter Robinson ] Now that Rick is offering a learned and deeply-felt defense of Eliot, may I offer an off-handed defense of Keats? Lots of readers sent me emails making the point that John Derbyshire makes below, namely that in "On First Looking Into Chapman's Homer" Keats makes a schoolboy's mistake, identifying "stout Cortez" as the first to set eyes on the Pacific, when it was actually Balboa who did so. But our boy Keats doesn't actually say any such thing. Not exactly, anyway. All he does is give us an image of Cortez and his men struck dumb at the sight of the Pacific—a response they might well have had even if they’d had the ocean charted out at their maps. And since Keats is describing his sense of wonder at discovering the world of Homer--a world that was new to him—the parallel with Cortez strikes me as entirely valid. (The adjective "stout" even strikes me as valid, indicating, not a fatty, but a man of courage and strength.) Posted at 09:32 AM MARIO CUOMO, EX-PROGRESSIVE [Steve Hayward] Did everyone catch the short interview with Mario Cuomo in the Sunday New York Times magazine? When asked about the California recall, Cuomo said: "It's too much democracy." I love it. Two or three more recalls ought to be sufficient to ruin Progressive-era populist ideas for good. Posted at 09:17 AM WHY THE LEFT HATE CARS [Andrew Stuttaford] In response to an aside in an earlier post that mentioned this topic, a reader kindly sent in a link to this excellent article by James Q. Wilson. I wouldn’t agree with all of it (pedestrianization, for example, generally rips the heart out of cities), but it’s well worth a read, especially this closing section: “But even if we do all the things that can be done to limit the social costs of cars, the campaign against them will not stop. It will not stop because so many of the critics dislike everything the car stands for and everything that society constructs to serve the needs of its occupants. Cars are about privacy; critics say privacy is bad and prefer group effort. (Of course, one rarely meets these critics in groups. They seem to be too busy rushing about being critics.) Cars are about autonomy; critics say that the pursuit of autonomy destroys community. (Actually, cars allow people to select the kind of community in which they want to live.) Cars are about speed; critics abhor the fatalities they think speed causes. (In fact, auto fatalities have been declining for decades, including after the 55-mile-per-hour national speed limit was repealed. Charles Lave suggests that this is because higher speed limits reduce the variance among cars in their rates of travel, thereby producing less passing and overtaking, two dangerous highway maneuvers.) Cars are about the joyous sensation of driving on beautiful country roads; critics take their joy from politics. (A great failing of the intellectual life of this country is that so much of it is centered in Manhattan, where one finds the highest concentration of nondrivers in the country.) Cars make possible Wal-Mart, Home Depot, the Price Club, and other ways of allowing people to shop for rock-bottom prices; critics want people to spend their time gathering food at downtown shops (and paying the much higher prices that small stores occupying expensive land must charge). Cars make California possible; critics loathe California. (But they loathe it for the wrong reason. The state is not the car capital of the nation; 36 states have more cars per capita, and their residents drive more miles.) Life in California would be very difficult without cars. This is not because the commute to work is so long; in Los Angeles, according to Charles Lave, the average trip to work in 1994 was 26 minutes, five minutes shorter than in New York City. Rather, a carless state could not be enjoyed. You could not see the vast areas of farm land, the huge tracts of empty mountains and deserts, the miles of deserted beaches and forests. No one who visits Los Angeles or San Francisco can imagine how much of California is, in effect, empty, unsettled. It is an empire of lightly used roads, splendid vistas, and small towns, intersected by a highway system that, should you be busy or foolish enough to use it, will speed you from San Francisco to Los Angeles or San Diego. Off the interstate, it is a kaleidoscope of charming places to be alone. Getting there in order to be alone is best done in one of the remarkably engineered, breathtakingly fast, modern cars that give to the driver the deepest sense of what the road can offer: the beauty of its views, the excitement of command, the passion of engagement. I know the way. If you are a friend, you need only ask.” Posted at 08:12 AM FROGGER [John J. Miller] My daughter has taken an interest in frogs and toads in recent weeks. Seems like we spot a couple on our lawn every day, so we chase them, hold them, let them go. This morning I started looking for websites describing how to raise one or two of the critters inside a terrarium or aquarium. Not sure we're really going to do this--haven't even started to broach this delicate subject with my wife, who is not a great admirer of amphibians--but thought I'd look into what's involved. One of the first things I came upon was this federal government website, which offers this helpful advice, right at the start: "As with any wild animal it is best to leave it in its natural conditions and enjoy it in its natural settings by attracting it to your house/garden. If you are interested in keeping a frog/toad, you must first check to see if it is protected by local or national laws. In the U.S.A. you should check first if the animal is listed as endangered or threatened under the Endangered Species Act. If not, it may still be protected in your state by local laws. Check with your state department of environmental conservation/natural resources/fish and game etc." Thanks Uncle Sam, you sure do know how to spark a kid's interest in animals. Posted at 08:10 AM NEJ! [Andrew Stuttaford] Sweden is about to hold a referendum on whether to sign up for the suicide pact better known as the Euro. Current indications are, thankfully, that the ‘no’ side is going to prevail (although, interestingly – in a contrast with the British political scene – most opposition to the currency is found on the left), despite the fact that the campaign in favor of the EU’s single currency has been far, far better funded than that of their opponents. The occasional British euroskeptic has, however, been flying over to help the 'no' side, perfectly reasonable in the context of an open debate and perfectly logical in the context of a 'union' moving (however regrettably) towards permitting voting on the grounds of EU rather than national citizenship. EU enthusiasts are never comfortable with awkward democratic phenomena such as dissent and, as this story from the Observer reveals, their Swedish rank and file is no exception. The wild comments about foreign ‘loonies’ from former Prime Minister Carl Bildt (he’s a once promising politician who managed to blow Sweden’s best chance at sustainable center-right government, and has long since retreated from electoral combat to a more 'respectable' role in Europe’s international establishment) are typical of a side that knows it has lost the intellectual argument. Posted at 08:06 AM DAVID KELLY [Andrew Stuttaford] The sad story of David Kelly (the British scientist whose suicide triggered the Hutton inquiry) is, by now, well known – or so one would have thought. Now, the Observer is publishing an analysis that Kelly wrote, which makes interesting reading, to say the least. Here's an extract of what the paper has to say: “Kelly's article reveals a hawkish stance on Iraq which will come as some comfort to Number 10. 'Iraq has spent the past 30 years building up an arsenal of weapons of mass destruction [WMD],' he wrote. 'Although the current threat presented by Iraq militarily is modest, both in terms of conventional and unconventional weapons, it has never given up its intent to develop and stockpile such weapons for both military and terrorist use.' Kelly argues that any co-operation with UN weapons inspectors was superficial and that rockets specifically for chemical and biological use had been found. 'Amer al-Saadi - formerly responsible for conserving Iraq's WMD, now its principal spokesman on its weapons - continues to mislead the international community,' Kelly said before the war. 'It is difficult to imagine co-operation being properly established unless credible Iraqi officials are put into place by a changed Saddam. 'Yet some argue that inspections are working and more time is required; that increasing the numbers of inspectors would enhance their effectiveness. Others argue that the process is inherently flawed and disarmament by regime change is the only realistic way forward.' Kelly said the UN had been trying to disarm Iraq since 1991, but had had no success in what he described as an 'abject failure of diplomacy'. He argued that diplomatic splits had only served to exacerbate the problem. 'The threat of credible military force has forced Saddam Hussein to admit, but not co-operate with, the UN inspectorate,' he wrote. 'So-called concessions - U2 overflights, the right to interview - were all routine between 1991 and 1998. After 12 unsuccessful years of UN supervision of disarmament, military force regrettably appears to be the only way of finally and conclusively disarming Iraq.' 'War may now be inevitable,' he wrote. 'The proportionality and intensity of the conflict will depend on whether regime change or disarmament is the true objective. The US, and whoever willingly assists it, should ensure that the force, strength and strategy used is appropriate to the modest threat that Iraq now poses.' 'The long-term threat, however, remains Iraq's development to military maturity of weapons of mass destruction - something that only regime change will avert.' “ There are two things to remember about this: (1) It was an unpublished analysis [the full text is available here], so it cannot be considered to be Kelly’s final word on this topic (and indeed it wasn’t) and (2) it could, perhaps, be claimed that it does not directly relate to the immediate public justification for the war that is, of course, the subject of the current controversy in the UK. Nevertheless all this gives further support to those who argue that Tony Blair was acting in good faith. Posted at 08:04 AM SELF ON TUBE [Peter Robinson] Just learned (a little late, I'll admit) that Sunday evening at 5 pm Eastern time C-SPAN's "Book TV" broadcast talk I gave recently on How Ronald Reagan Changed My Life. For people who are both bookworms and early birds (not an easy trick) the talk will be rebroadcast thismorning at 7 am Eastern. (Also once again next weekend, although I don't yet have the hour.) Corner readers who happen to tune in should feel free to let me know what they thought (I've been trying to relax in front of the camera, just as so many of you have kindly advised). Please put "Book TV" in uour subject line. Posted at 02:12 AM Sunday, August 31, 2003 WORSE THAN DR PEPPER [Andrew Stuttaford] Thanks to the generosity of a Corner reader, I have now tried Moxie. It’s sort of like Campari, without the redeeming alcohol or, ahem, the reflection of a “world of passion, prestige and transgression.” Posted at 08:14 PM CHICKEN LICKEN [Andrew Stuttaford] With Derbs and Brookhisers colliding it's clearly too dangerous to enter the great poetry debate, though I don't much like Eliot. Of far greater literary importance, however, is the mystery of Chicken Licken. My reference to this timid (and, apparently, delicious) fowl in a recent piece produced a number of comments that Licken was really called Little. Says who? Face it: ‘Chicken Little’ is an imposter or, at best a henny-come-lately. Here’s the proof from 1909 and again in 1919. No mention of Little who was, clearly, a sunsequent invention by someone opposed to rhyme. Posted at 08:12 PM KIRK ON ELIOT [John J. Miller] Russell Kirk: "T.S. Eliot was the principal champion of the moral imagination in the twentieth century. Now what is the moral imagination? The phrase is Edmund Burke's. By it, Burke meant that power of ethical perception which strides beyond the barriers of private experience and events of the moment--'especially,' as the dictionary has it, 'the higher form of this power exercised in poetry and art.' The moral imagination aspires to the apprehending of right order in the soul and right order in the commonwealth. It was the gift and obsession of Plato and Virgil and Dante. ... Eliot and some of his contemporaries agreed, tacitly or explicitly (again in Burke's phrases), 'that we have made no discoveries, and we think that no discoveries are to be made, in morality...' Their achievement was to reinvigorate in the twentieth century those perennial moral insights which are the sources of human normality, and which make possible order and justice and freedom." Posted at 06:12 AM |
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