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Saturday, December 13, 2003

NO LINES. NO HASSLE. [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
The NRO homepage has links galore to solve your Christmas shopping problems. Go there now and save yourself hassle.

Posted at 08:22 PM

SADDAM & MOHAMMED ATTA: PROOF? [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
This sounds potentially explosive.

Posted at 07:56 PM

IRAQI GAS LINES [Jonathan H. Adler]
Just saw a CNN story on gas lines in Iraq. Apparently Iraqis have to wait hours to refuel their cars. Sounds like the United States under President Jimmy Carter.

Posted at 06:33 PM

NEWS CRAWL [Andrew Stuttaford]

Has the BBC ever met a dictator it doesn’t like? Check out this account of a recent speech by Mugabe. Here’s the conclusion:

”Opposition leaders in Zimbabwe may condemn Mr Mugabe for acting oppressively at home; but here in Geneva, many delegates - whether they agreed with him or not - were impressed by a lively speech.”

I think I’m going to throw up.


Posted at 06:23 PM

KILLED BY KINDNESS [Andrew Stuttaford]

If smokers were to switch to chewing tobacco and snuff, an impressively large number of lives would be saved. So what does the EU do? It bans most of these products.

Just another reminder that the tobacco jihad is about control, not public health.


Posted at 05:25 PM

A DRUG WAR SUCCESS [Andrew Stuttaford]

Here’s another success for the drug warriors:

”Italy's Mafia gangs have earned £32 billion and killed almost 700 people in the past four years, a report by the Eurispes research study unit says. It contradicts claims that the crime syndicates have been all but defeated. The most recent figures show that drug trafficking accounted for more than £18 billion, or more than half of total gangland turnover.”

Thanks, guys!


Posted at 04:28 PM

THE 23RD PRESIDENT [John Derbyshire]
Benjamin Harrison was a good egg. He married his second wife after leaving office, when he was 62, and fathered a child. I have read somewhere that he never worked after lunch--a most commendable practice. We could use a man like this in the White House nowadays. He was also, of course, the last of the Big Beards.

Posted at 04:20 PM

E-VOTING [Andrew Stuttaford]

No apologies for returning to this topic (it’s important, folks!), so here’s a dismal story surrounding Diebold, one of the leading suppliers of e-voting equipment. If there is a way of making these systems acceptable it will involve paper receipts, but…:

”ANNAPOLIS -- An e-mail found in a collection of files stolen from Diebold Elections Systems' internal database recommends charging Maryland "out the yin-yang" if the state requires Diebold to add paper printouts to the $73 million voting system it purchased.

”The e-mail from "Ken," dated Jan. 3, 2003, discusses a (Baltimore) Sun article about a University of Maryland study of the Diebold system:

"There is an important point that seems to be missed by all these articles: they already bought the system. At this point they are just closing the barn door. Let's just hope that as a company we are smart enough to charge out the yin if they try to change the rules now and legislate voter receipts."

"Ken" later clarifies that he meant "out the yin-yang," adding, "any after-sale changes should be prohibitively expensive."

”The e-mail has been cited by advocates of voter-verified receipts, who say estimates of the cost of adding printers -- as much as $20 million statewide -- have been bloated.”

Of course, the source is only two e-mails, and stolen ones at that (and there's no word on what "Barbie" thinks), but, if accurate, this tawdry tale is yet another reminder that the ham-fisted rush (if a rush can be ham-fisted) to electronic voting is proving very messy indeed.


Posted at 04:20 PM

SUPREME COURT TO VOTERS: SHUT UP [Andrew Stuttaford]

Balko nails it:

”Think about what has just happened. The Supreme Court has just ruled that political speech, the most important, and in theory most protected, kind of speech, can be banned in the days leading up to an election, the very time it's most needed, most valuable, and most beneficial.

”Incumbents in Congress have just insured that concerned citizens can't reach a mass audience with criticism of them in the months leading up to the day when the public determines whether or not they deserve to be rehired for another term. They've just given themselves job security.

”And lest we get too down on the Supreme Court that upheld this dreck, or the Congress that passed it, keep in mind that our president signed it into law, despite expressing his belief that it was unconstitutional, thus violating his oath of office.”

Reason’s Julian Sanchez, meanwhile, has a modest proposal:

“We must close the First Amendment loophole once and for all, and recognize that constitutional protection of "free expression" should be reserved for copies of Hustler, as the Founders intended, not extended to such dangerous frivolities as the expression of political views.”


Posted at 04:13 PM

FROM THE BELLY OF THE BEAST [John Derbyshire]
Well, I got out alive from WBAI Pacifica wkthout anyone apparently minding (or, more probably, just knowing) that I am an agent of the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy.

Actually, I always fall into Stockholm Syndrome at these places. (I've been to a few, including one in Boulder, Colorado that was practically PAVED with granola--I actually saw my interviewer ride in on a mountain bike.) I end up liking the people. This proves yet again that I make a lousy ideologue. Harry Allen, who does the WBAI "Nonfiction" show on Friday afternoons, is a great guy--thoroughly well prepared, keenly interested in the subject he's presenting, and not at all intent on pushing the talk in the direction of any particular agenda. The segment before my talk was about the history of flight, and it was really interesting. One of the speakers blamed the decline of the U.S. small-plane industry on out-of-control trial lawyers, in a passage that would not have been out of place in a National Review editorial. When we got on to prime numbers, Harry knew just what to say, and asked all the right questions. A happy and convivial experience.

I doubt there is a single person in the whole WBAI operation that votes Republican, but I wish them all well, anyway. And they need good wishes: they're having financial troubles. Good luck, thanks, and MERRY CHRISTMAS! to Harry and all the folks at WBAI.

Posted at 03:57 PM

EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THIS HUMONGOUS PRIME NUMBER [John Derbyshire]
OK, here's the skinny on this business about the biggest prime number.

First off, there is no biggest prime number. The prime numbers go on for ever. No matter how big a one you find, there's a bigger one waiting out there somewhere. What was turned up by this project was THE BIGGEST PRIME WE HAVE SO FAR FOUND.

Second, it's a Mersenne prime. That needs a bit of explanation.

Here are the first few primes: 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29, 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 53, 59,... Notice that once you get past that starting "2," all the primes are odd numbers. Of course they are! A prime is defined to be a number into which nothing divides (except 1 and itself). An even number can be divided by 2, so it can't be prime, unless it actually **is** 2.

Now, suppose I tell you to go find some prime numbers. Where are you going to look? Well, you are going to look among the odd numbers. No point looking among the even numbers.

Here's a thing about odd numbers: an odd number--ANY odd number--differs from an even number by just 1. To put it the other way round, if you start with any even number, and add or subtract 1, you get an odd number.

So one possible strategy for finding primes would be: (1) think of some interesting even numbers, (2) add 1 to each, to get an odd number--it might be prime! Or: (3) subtract 1 from each, ditto ditto.

What is the most obvious class of even numbers? Why, the powers of 2. Here are the first few: 2, 4, 8, 16, 32, 64, 128, 256, 512, 1024, 2048,... Each number is double the one to its left. These are the powers of 2. The number 256, for instance, is 2x2x2x2x2x2x2x2, or "2 to the 8th power." We write it 2^8 for short.

These numbers are SERIOUSLY even. I mean, you can't get any more even than 2x2x2x2x2x... So let's add one to each, and see if we get any primes. Here goes: 3, 5, 9, 17, 33, 65, 129, 257, 513, 1025, 2049,... Writing "P" for "prime" and "X" for "not prime," these break out as: P, P, X, P, X, X, X, P, X, X, X,... Hmmm. Didn't do too well there.

Let's try the other thing: SUBTRACTING 1 from powers of 2. Here we go: 1, 3, 7, 15, 31, 63, 127, 255, 511, 1023, 2047,... These come out as: X, P, P, X, P, X, P, X, X, X, P,...

Well, I'm getting SOME primes, anyway. But what are the patterns here?

Very early on in math history the following things were discovered:

(A) 2^n + 1 can only be a prime when "n" itself is a power of 2. In other words, the only primes of this type are 2^2^n + 1. An example is 257, which is 2^8 + 1, which is 2^2^3 +1. These are called FERMAT PRIMES, after the great 17th-century French mathematician Pierre de Fermat Note the word "can": a number of the form 2^2^n + 1 does not have to be a prime--when n=5, for example, it is not. It's only that, if you want 2^n + 1 to be prime, you must have "n" equal to some power of 2.

(B) 2^n - 1 can only be a prime when "n" is itself a prime. An example is 2047, which is 2^11 - 1, since 11 is a prime. These primes are called MERSENNE PRIMES, after another 17th-century Frenchman, the monk Marin Mersenne The word "can" applies here as before: 2^p - 1 does not need to be prime (and in fact usually isn't) even when "p" is a prime.

Because of the early discovery of these very particular kinds of primes, a great body of knowledge about them has accumulated. This knowledge can be used to find bigger and bigger instances. This is thus a well-established way to go looking for big primes. These are of course very particular kinds of primes. Most primes do not have the form 2^n - 1. It's just that so much work has been done on these types, that lots of techniques have developed for spotting them.

Actually, this is only very profitable for Mersenne primes. Fermat primes seem to be very rare. The number 2^2^n + 1 is prime when n = 0, 1, 2, 3, or 4 (values 3, 5, 17, 257, 65537) but no other cases are known. Nor is it known whether there are any. I think most mathematicians believe there are none when n > 4, but nobody has proved this.

With Mersenne primes, on the other hand, we now (as of last week) know 40. There is a list here, with dates of discovery http://www.utm.edu/research/primes/mersenne/index.html#known (go to heading 3). Notice how they have been turning up recently at the rate of slightly less than one a year. One was discovered this year, one in 2001. In the 1990s, seven were found; in the 1980s, four, and in the 1970s also four. Are there infinitely many Mersenne primes? Or will we eventually get to a point beyond which there are no more to be found? Nobody knows.

Why should you care about any of this? You shouldn't. These huge Mersenne primes are of no practical value. (Big primes DO have a use in cryptography, but those primes only have 60 or so digits. These recent humongous discoveries, with MILLIONS of digits, are far too big for use in cryptography.) You are not obliged to be interested in this stuff, any more than you are obliged to be interested in symphonic music, or String Theory, or synchronized swimming.

The question you might more profitably ask is: why do the people who care about this care about it? The answer is the same as for symphonic music etc.: viz. (a) because it is intrinsically beautiful--esthetically pleasing, if you have been trained to appreciate that particular esthetic, and (b) because it is fascinating to observe the very high level of technical expertise of the best workers in this field.

Posted at 03:51 PM

BLOOMBERG: HELPING TERROR? [Andrew Stuttaford]

Nurse Bloomberg, scourge of ashtrays and destroyer of jobs, can now point to another consequence of his smoking ban – it’s become a moneymaking opportunity for criminal gangs and, possibly, terrorists. Worse still, as blogger Radley Balko points out, this was something that the Bloomberg ‘administration’ anticipated ahead of the introduction of its ridiculous and, it seems, quite literally lethal law and yet it still went ahead with it.

To Balko, this is proof that the ban was not about public health, but money. He’s half right. It was never about public health, but the motive wasn’t money. It was a power trip, pure and simple.

If Bloomberg had a shred of decency he would resign. But as he doesn’t, he won’t.


Posted at 03:00 PM

1984 WATCH [Andrew Stuttaford]
Here’s a nicely symbolic story from the belly of the beast, Brussels itself. Four Brits went to the Belgian capital (where the proposed EU’s ‘constitution’ has been under discussion) to hand out leaflets calling for a British vote in the event that any constitution ever comes up for ratification. Unfortunately, they had failed to complete the necessary paperwork in advance (this is Brussels after all), so these dangerous criminals were arrested and deported.

Posted at 02:54 PM

VLADDIE [John J. Miller]
I have a small picture of former Detroit Red Wings defenseman Vladimir Konstantinov hanging in my office, in NR's DC bureau. Jason La Canfora--the best hockey writer in the business--tells Konstantinov's heartbreaking story in today's Washington Post.

Posted at 02:17 PM

Friday, December 12, 2003

ALLEN WEST [Jed Babbin]
Lt. Col. Allen West met with his commanding general, Ray Odierno, today and was given non-judicial punishment for the incident regarding the Iraqi prisoner. Col. West will forfeit pay of $2500/month for two months, and soon should be transferred back to the U.S. to retire. This is just, as it allows a soldier with an unblemished record before this one incident to retire with pride and dignity, and without any stigma that would follow him into civilian life. With a little luck, he'll be home for Christmas. If military justice is to justice what military music is to music, sign me up as a Sousa fan.

Posted at 05:31 PM

VETERANS BENEFITS – HELP [Rich Lowry]
Dean and Kerry have both been really tough on Bush for supposedly unfairly cutting veterans off benefits. I’m interested in hearing from anyone who would have an informed take on this issue. Thanks!

Posted at 04:45 PM

OKAY, YET ANOTHER THING [Ramesh Ponnuru]
Jim Styczinski points out that Harrison lost the popular vote to Cleveland in 1888. But he doesn't seem to be a Gore voter.

Posted at 04:42 PM

ONE MORE THING ABOUT HARRISON [Ramesh Ponnuru]
He wasn't just the last challenger to beat an incumbent president even though he had never been a governor or president himself. He was, as several of my emailers point out, the only one--at least if you count the appointed governors of the territories (such as William Henry Harrison and Andrew Jackson) as governors. . . . One more reason to think that maybe running Senator Dole against Clinton in 1996 wasn't such a hot idea.

Posted at 04:38 PM

HOW THEY DO IT IN CANADA [John J. Miller]
The Canadians have a new prime minister. Here's how they inaugurated him, according to the Washington Post: "The multicultural ceremony included a string ensemble's rendition of "O Canada" and a purification ritual in which an elder from one of Canada's Indian nations dusted Martin with an eagle feather."

Posted at 04:36 PM

AND NOW [Ramesh Ponnuru]
I've gotten too much email on this subject to respond individually to everyone. Sorry about that. I am, however, reading all of them.

Posted at 04:27 PM

CLAUDE ALLEN OPPOSED [Jonathan H. Adler]
In a little noticed move, Senate Democrats prevented the nomination of HHS deputy Secretary Claude Allen to the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Fourth Circuit from being carried over to the next Senate session. As a consequence, Bush will have to renominate Allen next year.

Posted at 04:22 PM

THE ANSWER IS [Ramesh Ponnuru]
1888, when Benjamin Harrison won. Thanks to Charlie Banks, Kevin Hanley, Mitchell Hadley, Brian Kalt, John Williamson, and Richard Skinner, who supplied that answer in that order. Banks, however, is a blood relative of Harrison and thus had an unfair advantage.

Posted at 04:20 PM

DIRTY NEWS [Jonathan H. Adler]
Gregg Easterbrook doesn't like the media's coverage of the Bush Administration's environmental policites -- as well he shouldn't.

Posted at 04:14 PM

SO... [Ramesh Ponnuru]
When I posted the "Fun with Statistics" item ten people immediately wrote me to tell me about the 1980 election. Now that I've corrected the question, there's radio silence. Once again, the question is: When was the last presidential election in which an incumbent lost to a challenger who had neither been a governor nor a president? I'm at rponnuru@nationalreview.com.

Posted at 04:06 PM

ER, LET ME AMEND THAT [Ramesh Ponnuru]
I meant "who had been a governor," not "was a sitting governor at the time," since Reagan obviously no longer was a governor in 1980.

Posted at 03:52 PM

FUN WITH PRESIDENTIAL STATISTICS [Ramesh Ponnuru]
I was going through the last several presidential elections in my mind, trying to come up with an example of a president who was defeated for re-election by a challenger who was not a governor at the time. If I'm remembering correctly, you have to go back to 1892. What's the last time an incumbent president has been defeated by someone who was neither a sitting governor nor a former president himself? I'm at rponnuru@nationalreview.com

Posted at 03:44 PM

SINCE THE CORNER'S KINDA SLEEPY (I AM TOO) [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
It's officially "best of" assignment day: If you haven't alreay. w-mail in your favorite pieces that appeared on NRO this year to thecorner@nationalreview.com.

Posted at 03:12 PM

COARSENED FOR CHRISTMAS [Tim Graham]
The Catholic League has discovered a new frontier in political correctness: holiday cards. Hallmark gets a pass. But one sign of too much religious emptiness at Christmas (and certainly the religious emptiness of some greeting card makers) are categories of "rude" and "risque" Christmas cards. The league reports:

"What is perhaps most telling about American Greetings is the total absence of tasteless Hanukkah and Kwanzaa cards. Indeed, neither of these two holidays merit a ‘Risqué’ or ‘Rude’ section—that’s reserved only for Christmas." Nobody should suggest what the world needs is rude Hanukkah cards in our already coarsened culture, but what's with all you "Bad Santa" worshipping types?

They add: “Hanukkah is a minor holiday in the Jewish calendar, but it commands the utmost respect from Yahoo! Greetings. Of the 33 Hanukkah cards, 26 display a Star of David or Menorah. Of the 443 Christmas cards, 9 are religious. In other words, 79% of the Hanukkah cards are religious, compared to 2% of the Christmas cards." It has to be contemplated that the card-BUYERS are part of the problem here. But the makers aren't helping.

Posted at 03:06 PM

CHRETIEN STEPS DOWN [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
Here's what Mark Steyn says about it.

Posted at 02:36 PM

WHEN YOU CARE TO SEND THE BEST, SEND NR'S CHILDREN TREASURIES [Jack Fowler]
We're not the only ones singing praises of The National Review Treasury of Classic Children's Literature and The National Review Treasury of Classic Bedtime Stories. Here's the take on these big, beautiful books from the respected essayist and commentator Midge Decter:

“ 'Treasure' is the right word to use for these three collections of children’s literature. Indeed, reading through the National Review treasuries is a happy reminder of the time when children were respected as creatures capable of both real thoughts and real imaginings rather than, as they so much are today, no more than a cohort of small and conventionally attitudinizing adults. Indeed, with the Treasuries in tow, parents and children are both apt to begin anticipating bedtime as a whole new adventure."

Powerful words. Many thanks for them Midge (and congratulations again for being honored by President Bush last month with a National Humanities Medal!). And with Christmas looming the best thing you can do for children is to give them something of real worth and lasting value--something that will help shape them into being good, decent, moral folk.

You know the score: the stupid must-have cheesy toys will be played with for 10 minutes and then forgotten. They're destined for a tag sale or Goodwill (or more likely the garbage). Meanwhile, NR's books are crammed with wondrous literature that is destined to influence a child's entire life. So we boldly urge you order any or all of our great titles: the original edition or "Volume Two" of The National Review Treasury of Classic Children's Literature, and our new book designed especially for new and beginning readers, The National Review Treasury of Classic Bedtime Stories (a lavishly illustrated collection of beautiful stories by the great Thornton Burgess). They are the perfect Christmas gifts (and we can get them to you before Santa slides down the chimney--by the way, how does he get through the furnace?!!). Order securely here.

Posted at 02:28 PM

ADLER V. LCV [Jonathan H. Adler]
Incidentally, I debate someone from LCV tonight on FNC's Hannity & Colmes. It's the last segment of the show -- so it's short -- but I think I get my point across.

Posted at 02:15 PM

LCV ON BUSH [Jonathan H. Adler]
The League of Conservation Voters declared this week that any Democratic presidential candidate would be better than President Bush. Of course, by the LCV's standards, to be pro-environment one should support tax increases (to pay for Superfund), federal land acquisition (when the feds already own 1 of 3 acres in the U.S.), taxpayer support for "family planning" in developing countries (we know what that means), and regulations to force Americans into smaller, lighter, and less-crashworthy cars. No thanks. The LCV also adopts double standards in evaluating candidates. The Reverand Al Sharpton gets credit for talking about abandoned industrial sites in decaying cities, but President Bush gets zero credit for sponsoring and signing legislation to address the problem.

Posted at 02:11 PM

ANNOYING ADS [Ramesh Ponnuru]
There seem to be a lot of ads recently that are selling several products. Many of them involve the Cat in the Hat. The whole trend should be liquidated.

Posted at 02:04 PM

WORST COMMERCIALS [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
Revisiting Jonah's topic of late, Fran Drescher doesn't annoy me (I confess: I had a soft spot for The Nanny--it's the ONLY reason I will EVER turn on Lifetime) so much as the James Taylor commerical for MCI and the Nexium commerical (along with any other drug commercial) at the Italian restaurant ("tossing and turning." STOP). The cable news channels seem to have them in excess.

Posted at 01:36 PM

13 DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
PERFECT time to go shopping NRO style: NR Books (including kids' classic stories!), LEGACY, NR Digital, NRODT on DT, and NRO goodies--including new Derbyshire stuff and Corner gear.

Posted at 01:21 PM

VERMONT'S LIBERALISM [Stanley Kurtz]
Tim, here’s how Vermont voted in the 2000 presidential election: Gore 50.63% Bush 40.70% Nader 6.92%. Notice the huge percentage for Nader, and that’s in addition to a very substantial margin for Gore in an even election year. Obviously, Vermont is a very liberal state. Bush had a lower percentage in Vermont than in California (41.65%), where he ran very weakly. On the other hand, there is just a grain of truth in what Carlson was saying. The socialists in Burlington went for Nader. But five states did give Bush a lower percentage than Vermont: Connecticut 38.44%, Hawaii 37.46%, Massachusetts 32.50%, New York 35.23%, and Rhode Island 31%. By this reckoning, Rhode Island, Massachusetts and New York are the most liberal states in the union, and Vermont follows in sixth place. But I’d say the sixth most anti-Bush state, with an usually high percentage of pro-Nader hard leftists to boot, counts as an awfully darned liberal state.

Posted at 12:58 PM

THERE'S ALWAYS THE POSSIBILITY, [Ramesh Ponnuru]
Stanley, that the Clintons want Dean to go down to defeat after they were seen to be trying to get the party to follow a different path. In which case they would have to back a weak centrist candidate (but not a weak candidate seen in the Democratic party as conservative, like Lieberman). Clark fit the bill nicely.

Posted at 12:48 PM

HILLARY ON DEAN [Stanley Kurtz]
Following up on my earlier post, Hillary probably does prefer Dean. But she only gets the benefit of Dean’s loss if she appears to oppose him. I suppose the other argument is that Hillary wants Clark for the good reason that Clark may make her the Vice-Presidential candidate. That really would help her, so long as the ticket does reasonably well. So Dean or Clark, Hillary wins. On the other hand, Hillary as Clark’s V-P candidate would hurt her if they lose big.

Posted at 12:43 PM

A DEAN LOSS [Stanley Kurtz]
What I don’t understand is why Hillary and Bill want Clark. Sure, if Clark wins, the Clintons would be key powers. But Clark will probably lose. Yes, Hillary and Bill are doing the responsible thing for their party by trying to top the ticket with someone who won’t sink the congressional candidates. That gets them credit with the party. But the truth is, what Hillary and Bill really need is a big Dean loss in the general election. The other thing I don’t understand is why Gore wants Dean. Sure, if Dean wins, Gore could be Secretary of State (see Charles Krauthammer’s latest column). But if Dean loses, won’t that just turn the Democratic party over to the Clintons, who will be able to say, “I told you so.” The bad news is that, with the Democrats now split between the resurgent Dean left and Clintonians for Clark, Hillary is in the remarkable position of seeming to head up the practical, defense oriented wing of the party. This post rightly belongs to Leiberman. It says something about how far gone the Democrats are that Hillary is taking it instead. But Hillary is taking it, and this helps her materially. Just by being against Dean, Hillary is made to seem more moderate than she really is. In fact, so long as Dean gets creamed, it’s Hillary who stands to benefit. Like I said, Hillary should actually prefer Dean. With Clark, she gets the right to influence a loser. With Dean, she gets the right to succeed a loser. So what we’re looking at is a Dean loss in 2004, and Hillary versus Jeb in 2008. By that time, Hillary will have had four more years to burnish her bogus move to the center, and the country will be tired of Bushes. Naturally, speculation at this distance is of limited value at best. But the scenario for Hillary in ‘08 looks a whole lot rosier than I’m comfortable with.

Posted at 12:38 PM

NEW JERSEY CLONES [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
The Garden State is on the verge (on Monday?!) of passing an unprecedented cloning bill (again). Here's my quick write-up.

Posted at 12:22 PM

HAWKING HARD-LEFT HOWARD [Tim Graham]
On the alien planet known as Keith Olbermann's "Countdown" on MSNBC last night, Keith and old Time hand Margaret Carlson were feverishly working on the Dean's-not-liberal line. First, Keith insisted Burlington's radical, but "the rest of the state is extraordinarily New England conservative," so Dean is "essentially, conceivably, could be a liberal conservative."

Carlson agreed: "Right. It's a rural state. They think of it as Ben and Jerry's ice cream and civil unions. Their minds haven't expanded. He's a fiscal conservative." But then try to figure out what Margaret is trying to say: "He looks more left because his main issue has been Iraq. And his followers, because they're so young and kind of hip. You know, a smart person, actually my daughter, said that if Jerry Garcia were still alive, there might not be a Howard Dean movement." Huh?

Posted at 12:04 PM

SELFLESS K-LO [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
After reading this, this obnoxious New Yorker Yankee fan is officially happy Pettitte has gone home. Our loss, his gain.

Posted at 11:39 AM

SPACEMAN DEAN [John J. Miller]
Steve & Tim: Yes, "effective" can become a weasel word for Dean. But I wonder if the politics of missile defense aren't going to change in the next couple of years. By this time next year, the United States will have deployed a rudimentary missile defense supposedly capable of defending against an attack from North Korea. I suspect that Democrats ultimately will come to support some version of national missile defense. They will continue to complain about the cost, but we'll hear less and less about how it can't be made to work. The idea of missile defense is just too popular with the public--the Dems will want to neutralize it as an issue, rather than make it a part of their national-security strategy. Something tells me that Dean's words on this topic--even though they're compromised by his embrace of the ABM Treaty--are a prelude to what's ahead. And that's very good news for conservatives. It's also something that wouldn't have happened without President Bush's leadership on the issue.

Posted at 10:28 AM

SOMETHING UP? [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
I'm getting blackberry alerts from D.C. commuters--evidently 20 blocks or so have been shut down due to a "suspicious package."

Posted at 10:00 AM

DEAN'S "STAR WARS" [Tim Graham]
Yes, Steve, you saw it yesterday in Jay's Impromptus. I do have trouble believing that Howard Dean can defend America within the atmosphere, not to mention above it. If the kooky MoveOn.Org crowd knew this was Dean's stated position, they might have given Kucinich the "Internet primary" win.

Posted at 09:49 AM

PRO-TIBET PROTESTER INTERRUPTS CHINESE P.M. AT HARVARD [John Derbyshire]
A Harvard senior, 21-yr-old Meghan Howard, unfurled a Tibetan flag while Chinese Prime Minister Wen Jiabao was giving a speech at the university.

Posted at 09:44 AM

WHY AM I ENCOURAGING THIS? [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
A reader wants Derb to talk prime:
I know it's asking for trouble, but could you get The Derb to please explain what the big deal is about discovering the largest prime number? I didn't hear him on Hugh Hewitt where he probably did explain this. It just seems to fall under the category of "Yeah...so?"

Posted at 09:40 AM

CONTRACTS AND DEBT RELIEF [Ramesh Ponnuru]
I hope you're right, Jonah. But I don't see how it helps that strategy for the president to suggest that countries won't get on the bid list by relieving Iraq's debts. On this point, the White House has been sending mixed signals. For what purpose--if there is a purpose--I know not.

Posted at 09:36 AM

ABOMINATIONS [Ramesh Ponnuru]
My former colleague David Klinghoffer has written an article for Beliefnet about gay marriage. In the course of it, he writes, "Any Bible-believer must agree that it’s God’s will, not man’s intellect, which decides profound moral questions." It's an unhelpful formulation. Of course man's intellect does not "decide" moral questions, but it can discern the answers to them. Also, I would think that a Bible-believer can maintain that it is God's nature rather than His "will" that compels goodness.

Posted at 09:31 AM

BUSH TO SLAM DEAN [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
According to a new New Hampshire poll

Posted at 08:58 AM

RE: DEAN'S "PLEASANT SURPRISE" [Steve Hayward]
John J: I am sure you recognize that "effective" in "effective missile defense" is a weasal word; Dean can easily repair behind the canard that missile defense programs do not promise to be "effective," and thereby give him an out. Hasnb't Dean said somewhere that he would re-sign the ABM treaty?

Posted at 08:22 AM

PLEASANT SURPRISE [John J. Miller]
Howard Dean isn't a total nincompoop on missile defense or space security. The Council for a Livable World has responses to its candidate survey here. "Effective missile defense will be an important part of a Dean Administration's national and homeland security strategy," says Dean. On milspace, Dean writes: "Technological development in space will continue and we should not reduce the technological advantages that our military enjoys by prohibiting the use of space for military activities." What's most amazing is that in contrast to the other Democrats--even Joe Lieberman--Dean doesn't call for a ban on weapons in space. I wouldn't necessarily trust him to push for their development, but it looks as though he's to the right of the Dem field on this issue.

Posted at 07:54 AM

THOSE CONTRACTS [Jonah Goldberg]
Isn't it possible that the stiffing of Germany, France and Russia is simply prelude to Jim Baker's Iraqi debt-cancellation world tour? It just seems so obvious to me now. He wanted some leverage and to send these countries a signal that we could play hardball before he left. It's fine with me as a policy or as a negotiating ploy. I mean if I hear the EUniks say this decision was "unhelpful" one more time, I'm gonna go nuts. Look at France last year, or this year, for a definition of "unhelpful."

Posted at 06:39 AM

Thursday, December 11, 2003

RE: RE: PRIME NUMBERS [John Derbyshire]
Hugh Hewitt is a true gent--gave me a full hour to bloviate about prime numbers and my book. THANK YOU, HUGH. (And thanks to Kathryn, who put him on to me.)

Tomorrow I shall be doing the same on WBAI out of Wall Street, talking to Harry Allen and a phone-in mathematician, sometime in the 2pm--3pm slot EST

Posted at 09:40 PM

RE: PRIME NUMBERS [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
RP, evidently Hugh Hewitt devoted way too much of his show to the topic this evening. It's going to get more coverage by the end of the week...Derb. will be happy.

Posted at 09:23 PM

PRIME NUMBERS [Ramesh Ponnuru]
On CNN tomorrow morning (around 8:30 a.m. EST), I'm supposed to talk about what the under-covered story of the week is. I'm thinking about responding with the discovery of the largest prime number ever.

Posted at 09:10 PM

PURE BUSH [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
From that AP story:
Asked about comments by German Chancellor Gerhard Schroeder that international law must apply to awarding of contracts, Bush said: "International law? I better call my lawyer."

Posted at 07:59 PM

STILL SPENDING THE MONEY THEY MADE THERE? [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
A reader asks:
Bush's comments were wonderfully sensible and straightforward. Would it be too undiplomatic to add that the French, Germans and Russians already made their billions on Iraqi contracts -- when they were pumping goods and services into the country during Saddam's rule in defiance of the UN sanctions?

Posted at 07:36 PM

PHILOSOPHY OF THE CONTRACTS, IN A NUTSHELL [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
President Bush today: "It's very simple. Our people risked their lives. Friendly coalition folks risked their lives and...the contracting is going to reflect that...that's what the U.S. taxpayers expect."

Posted at 07:06 PM

MICHAEL WEISSKOPF [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
Deatils are sketchy (or at least the ones I have are), but Michael Weiskopf is In Iraq and was reportedly in a truck with a photographer from Time and (and one other, I believe) when they were hit by a grenade. Brit Hume just said Weisskopf caught the grenade and has lost his hand in the process--but saved the lives of the others in the truck. One wonders--I wonder--would my instinct be to catch the grenade?

Posted at 06:48 PM

RE: CFR [Tim Graham]
Right on, Rich. Signing BCRA has to qualify as one of Bush's saddest moves. I'm sure Rove-Mehlman-Etc. can make a VERY good case that signing it accomplished great things for them -- draining the media outrage, deflating the tires on McCain's "Straight Talk Express," leading to new post-BCRA financial advantages, and most recently, showing Soros, Dean, Kerry and so on to be "reform" hypocrites. But he's still shot a hole in the ship of free political speech.

As you might expect, reporting has been just as biased now as it was in the years of self-interested liberal media campaigning for "reform" enactment. Last night, ABC and CBS failed to even mention the ban on ads featuring candidate names 60 days before an election. While CBS, NBC, and CNN at least cited dissenting Justice Scalia’s free speech concerns, ABC didn’t even bother to mention the views of the dissenters.

Posted at 05:27 PM

HAPPY ANNUAL [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
This is...America today? From an e-mailer:
Thought you might find this interesting........

I work in a department of about 150 people for the University of California, Davis. We have been told that we can't even call it a "Holiday" party any longer. One sole kook decided that the word "holiday" implies religion and whined to our dean that the word offended her because of that. The dean promptly caved and told us that our party was now being called the "Annual" party.

I would love to hear anyone who can top that. This has to rank pretty high on the ridiculousness meter.

Posted at 04:50 PM

GOODBYE ANDY [Rich Lowry]
Andy Pettite was a fine athlete, a true gentleman, and a great Yankee. I’m writing about him in the past tense, of course, because he’s going to pitch for some team in Texas, which means the effective end of his meaningful baseball career. It also means the end of an era for the Yankees. The team of the mid to late 1990s is now all but gone. Pettite stood for their talent, their grit, and – dare I say – their virtue. He’ll be missed…

Posted at 04:36 PM

FOR WHAT IT’S WORTH… [Rich Lowry]
Here is a piece in the New York Observer about my status as a “Power Punk.” And another one in the New York Press describing an event I spoke at recently (but don’t trust the author of this one – he doesn’t know how to dress).

Posted at 04:32 PM

CORRECTION [Ramesh Ponnuru]

Many thanks to Jack O’Toole, who has pointed out on his blog that I made an error in a recent article for the New Republic. I wrote, “In 2001, Democrats kept hoping that some Bush initiative--his pro-life executive orders, his review of arsenic regulations, his tax cut--would be the early stumble that gays in the military was for Bill Clinton. But Clinton got in trouble in 1993 because his initiatives had not been vetted during the campaign: Bush père hadn't challenged him on the military gay ban, and Clinton hadn't talked about raising taxes. In 2000, on the other hand, W.'s policies on abortion, taxes, and the environment were extensively debated.” O’Toole points out, in a post I just ran across, that Clinton had in fact talked about raising taxes on families with incomes above $200,000.

My core thought was that the political ground had not been prepared for Clinton’s 1993 tax proposals. I had in mind the energy tax (which Congress pared down to a gas-tax hike) and the failure to cut middle-class tax rates. But the sentence I wrote was false and, as O'Toole notes, pretty obviously so. My apologies to the New Republic and its readers.


Posted at 04:31 PM

CFR UPHELD [Rich Lowry]
What has happened on campaign finance reform was, unfortunately, utterly predictable. It’s why Bush shouldn’t sign bills he thinks are unconstitutional.

Posted at 04:26 PM

CARTER'S COMMENT ON ZELL MILLER [Ramesh Ponnuru]
The former president says it was a mistake for Gov. Roy Barnes to appoint Miller to fill Paul Coverdell's Senate seat when Coverdell died. I can see why Democrats would think that. But would any other Georgia Democrat have been able to hold that seat? And if Miller had not held it in the 2000 election, how would Tom Daschle have been able to become majority leader? If it's true that no other Democrat would have held the seat, it seems like it was a good move even in retrospect.

Posted at 04:22 PM

JIMMY CARTER VS. ZELL MILLER [Kathryn Jean Lopez]

Posted at 03:47 PM

ET TU, JCPENNEY? [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
This, obviously, is not as bad as Abercrombie, but it is crass. AND AT JC PENNEY!

Posted at 03:44 PM

WHAT'S DERB DOING? [John Derbyshire]
What great project is engaging the vast resources of the Derb brain at this point in time? a reader enquires. Listen in to the workings of that mighty organ: "Red three on black four... no, no, no, should have moved the black four to the red five FIRST... all right, all right, park the black eight and put the jack on the queen..."

Posted at 03:08 PM

THE CHRISTMAS CLOCK'S TICKING ... ORDER NR'S KIDS BOOKS TODAY [Jack Fowler]
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Posted at 02:15 PM

I COULD HAVE SWORN.... [Jonah Goldberg]

That Instapundit was one of the good guys on this. But the Spoons experience says otherwise:

You criticize the blogosphere for being silent about the Court's decision, but then praise the "exceptions" of Volokh and Instapundit. One problem: Instapundit hasn't said word one about the decision! Meanwhile, many other bloggers have, including myself . In fact, I have several posts on the subject, including a link to a roundup of what bloggers are saying. -Chris "Spoons" Kanis

Posted at 02:13 PM

ANOTHER-PRO CENSORSHIP G-FILE [Jonah Goldberg ]

Is up.


Posted at 01:52 PM

PURE CLINTON [Jim Robbins]
When Hillary Clinton was asked on "Meet the Press" if she would never accept the Democratic Presidential nomination, her response was , "I am not accepting the nomination." This was exactly the formulation Bill Clinton used to deny his affair with Monica Lewinsky under oath: "There is no relationship." Meaning, not at that precise moment. And we understand that Hillary was not accepting the nomination Sunday, because everyone now knows what the meaning of "is" is. Either this was a subtle joke she was playing, or this junior high-level wordplay is a family psychosis.

Posted at 12:14 PM

IRAQI RECONSTRUCTION [Michael Graham]
After listening to pundits and Euro-weenies crying about the Bush administration's decision to keep the French, Germans and Russians from bidding on Iraq reconstruction projects, it occured to me that my four-year-old son knows more about diplomacy than they do.

Posted at 10:54 AM

THEIR CLASSY TIMING [Tim Graham]
The hard-left Afghan-war-opposing peaceniks at MoveOn.Org have been schlepping their documentary about Iraq War lies...urging people to host viewing parties on Pearl Harbor Day. What next? The Tora Bora Lies movie, with parties on September 11?

Posted at 10:51 AM

HUNGARIAN WINES--SETTING THE RECORD STRAIGHT [John Derbyshire]
A reader, with whom, though from a limited base of experience, I concur: "As a long-time fan of wines from Tokaji, I must say the reader who told K-Lo that Hungarian wines 'taste poisoned' has either had very bad luck, or is an abject savage."

Posted at 10:18 AM

"BUSH'S IRAQ"? [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
from a Reuters headline.

Posted at 10:17 AM

BELLESILES SIGHTING [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
Hey, didn't we discredit this guy?

Posted at 10:02 AM

LOWRY ON FOX [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
See our Rich Lowry on Fox talking Dems at 10:30 this morning.

Posted at 09:33 AM

WOE IS WE [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
Andy Pettitte is leaving the Yanks for the Astros (NBC just confirmed, too). Weeping can be heard throughout NYC. Wait with anticipation for Rich wisdom on this breaking news.

Posted at 09:29 AM

CONSERVATIVES: SIMON AND DEAN? [Tim Graham]
Yesterday on NBC, Chip Reid explained about Sen. Simon: “Politically, he was a fiscal conservative who fought for balanced budgets but a die-hard liberal Democrat on social issues.” On ABC Radio Tuesday night, Vic Ratner also used this “social liberal, fiscal conservative” mantra.

As we now brace ourselves for the constant repetition that Howard Dean is a “fiscal conservative,” Simon’s example shows how the word is misused. Simon favored a Balanced Budget Amendment to the Constitution, but his American Conservative Union rating (which is partially on fiscal issues) only rose to a lifetime average of five – yes, five – percent.

Simon also favored a single-payer health-care system. To win the battle of defining conservatism, conservatives are going to have to reject the notion that balanced-budget socialism can be defined as “fiscally conservative.” Fiscal conservatism should be defined as a preference for low taxes and strictly limited government. Simon (and Dean) have preferred neither.

Posted at 09:26 AM

CRAPWEASELS DU MONDE [Rod Dreher]
From today's Dallas Morning News (registration required, dammit), here's my version of the Big Bad Wolfowitz versus Russia, France and Germany, rendered as a ripped-off version of "The Little Red Hen."

Posted at 08:26 AM

PEGGY NOONAN ON BOB BARTLEY [Kathryn Jean Lopez]

Posted at 06:42 AM

"TRIUMPH"? ! NOT IN AMERICA. [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
From a NY Times edit: "The Supreme Court delivered a stunning victory for political reform yesterday, upholding the McCain-Feingold campaign finance law virtually in its entirety. The court rejected claims that the law violates the First Amendment, making it clear that Congress has broad authority in acting against the corrupting power of money in politics. The ruling is cause for celebration, but it should also spur Congress to do more to clean up our political system."

Posted at 06:40 AM

Wednesday, December 10, 2003

COVETING DERB'S LOVE [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
I was a tad jealous until I saw this e-mail: "More than once I've had Hungarian wine given to me as a gift. It is not poisoned. It only tastes poisoned."

Posted at 10:34 PM

IRAQIS VS... [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
From the "HealingIraq" blog we linked to earlier (Instapundit wisely highlights this graph): "The rallies today proved to be a major success. I didn't expect anything even close to this. It was probably the largest demonstration in Baghdad for months. It wasn't just against terrorism. It was against Arab media, against the interference of neighbouring countries, against dictatorships, against Wahhabism, against oppression, and of course against the Ba'ath and Saddam."

Posted at 10:30 PM

HEADING OFF TO CABO...CABO... [Jonah Goldberg]
My dear sister-in-law (actually one of many) is getting married in Cabo San Lucas this weekend. I'm heading there tomorrow for the festivities. This really should be my last major travel for a while. Anyway, I'll be checking in.

Posted at 09:17 PM

RIDGE SAYS: LEGALIZE THE ILLEGALS [Kathryn Jean Lopez]

Posted at 08:38 PM

EVERY PARTY NEEDS A POOPER--BUT WHO INVITED THIS GUY? [John Derbyshire]
I got this wet blanket thrown over my "reader love" posting: "Well, do as you like, but long ago I made a simple rule never to ingest anything sent to me by a stranger. It was the death threats in the mail that made me think--once, not twice--about it. But still, any comestible or potable I get from total strangers goes straight into the dumpster. Even from people who claim acquaintance with an acquaintance. We have enemies, we conservatives do, and the more psychotic they are the more cleverly they can pin their way through seals and safeguards. But, as I say, do as you like. Happy Holidays!"

Yeah, Merry Christmas to you too, Mr. Squidward.

Posted at 05:18 PM

GORE'S ENDORSEMENT [Jonah Goldberg]

“I’ve seen a candidate who has what it takes to reach out to the independent, mainstream Americans who will make the difference ... particularly in the South,” Gore declared upon endorsing the Democratic contender. “He’s going to send George Bush packing and bring the Democratic Party home.”

Alas, the contender in question was Michael Dukakis in 1988.

Accepting the endorsement, Dukakis replied, “We aren’t going to concede one single state in this country . . . and that includes the states of the South.”

I guess sometimes saying it doesn't really make it so.

All from MSNBC.com


Posted at 05:03 PM

RE: ONE-UP-DOG-SHIP [John Derbyshire]
Jonah: I apologize on Boris's behalf. He has some self-esteem issues to work through, ever since, well, the operation. That stuff about three-baggers? In his dreams! The cone taunt is totally out of character. I've told him to bring it up at group.

Posted at 05:00 PM

RE: AN OPP FOR NR [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
A CFR expert expands and clarifies on what Steve said earlier:
At the risk of being a total technical weenie, Steve is sort of right, but not completely. There are people out there who say we should not extend the press exemption to the contribution and expenditure limits to corporations that fail some "bona fide" test. But, the Commission doesn't use that requirement in the analysis. What [is looked at is] whether the newspaper, periodical or whatever is bona fide. That is, you can't print one big campaign related magazine and get a pass on that being regulated as an expenditure. But - non media companies can benefit, and have been excluded from the expenditure regulations when as a part of their ongoing activities they publish a magazine - Sam's Club most recently, for an article they ran on Elizabeth Dole. I also know that an in-flight magazine published by an airline was exempted (someone complained about a puff piece on a Senator that appeared there).

So, NR can say whatever it wants about politicians in its magazine. If it operated a TV station, it could incorporate whatever it wanted to say into its news, opinion and commentary - tho I think the FCC has other requirements of licensees that relate in this area. It is a closer question whether NR can buy a TV ad to promote the magazine, in which it bashes Dean.

Posted at 04:49 PM

YOU DO KNOW, DON'T YOU [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
That Reagan-on-the-dime deal Jim Geraghty writes about today on NRO came from NRO. See John Miller here and here. NRO, Freedom's Coin machine...

Posted at 04:46 PM

DEAN ON CBS, 2 [Tim Graham]
Dean also hit CBS's "Early Show" this morning, where Harry Smith asked this fat-bat wiffleball question: "One of the things that you have said over and over again that there needs to be more international troops in Iraq. Today we learned the Pentagon has barred Russia, France and Germany from bidding on reconstruction projects there. Is that how we get them to send more troops?"

Posted at 04:26 PM

TAIWAN'S REFERENDUM & U.S. CHINA POLICY [John Derbyshire]
A reader: "Shouldn't NRO be taking a strong position on the Taiwan referendum instead of ignoring it? How is the Bush Administration position on Taiwan's referendum compatible with 'The National Security Strategy of the United States of America'? Isn't it incredibly cynical for the Bush Administration to stand for Democracy at the point of the sword in Iraq while not recognizing the right to self determination of the people of Taiwan?"

The people of Taiwan HAVE self-determination. No substantive matter of Taiwan's internal policy is dictated by China, nor by anyone else. In this globalized world, I don't know that they have any less self-determination than anyone else--than the average member of the EU, for example.

The aim of U.S. policy should be to help the people of Taiwan preserve the self-determination they have got, and not lose it by tweaking the dragon's tail. Governments have to weigh goods against other goods. For Taiwan to have a referendum on its nationhood would be good--I won't argue with that. For China to give us serious help in restraining the Norks, and to stop the flagrant selling of missile technology to US-hostile regimes--those are other goods--and, so far as the people of the U.S. are concerned, far greater ones. If indeed (I have my doubts, and will write about them in due course) the administration has got some real help on those issues in return for some rough words to the Taiwan govt., personally I could live with it.

Posted at 04:15 PM

REWARDING OUR FRIENDS [Jonah Goldberg]
Never let it be said that I never agree with anything Matthew Yglesias at Tapped has to say. I think he makes an excellent point about the Pentagon's decision to bar France, Russia and Germany from contracts in Iraq. I disagree with Yglesias when he says punishing those countries is simply "petty." But he's absolutely right when he says people miss the point that punishing the weasels is a way of rewarding our allies. By denying France, Russia and Germany from getting contracts in Iraq, we are making it more likely that Japan, Spain, Poland and Britain will get them. They took risks for us and, frankly, this is the least we could do for them. It's all about carrots for some sticks for others.

Posted at 03:55 PM

LIVE FROM THE KERRY CHILI FEED [Rich Lowry]
John Kerry has made a practice of ladling out chili at events around New Hampshire. The firefighters, who have endorsed Kerry, make the chili, and Kerry dons a white apron to dish it out to potential voters. Today, he is at a senior citizens’ center in Claremont, New Hampshire. The crowd is medium-sized – not overflowing by any means, but not embarrassing either. After feeding everyone with Teresa at his side (she told me she likes chili, so long as it is not too “oily”), Kerry gives a stump speech. He lets his wife start things off, and she turns in a typically strange performance. She starts by saying what a great man her late husband was, and exhorts the crowd: “The woman has a right to have opinions without being called opinionated.” Okay. Kerry himself takes a cheap shot at Al Gore, saying “if there should be anyone who has respect for having all the votes counted, it’s Al Gore,” as though it’s an undemocratic act to endorse someone while it still matters. Otherwise, it’s a pretty standard issue presentation, although reporters who have seen Kerry a lot say it is better than he usually he, a little tighter and sharper. He takes an implicit shot at Dean at the beginning by saying the country can’t afford an inexperienced commander-in-chief at a time like this, and he explicitly takes shots at Dean over taxes, criticizing the former Vermont governor for wanting to repeal Bush’s middle-class tax cut. He is fairly impassioned and gets off some pretty good anti-Bush zingers. But it’s still somehow underwhelming. For whatever reason, Kerry just doesn’t have “it.” He says a woman in the chili line told him that she shook John Kennedy’s hand before he became President, and according to Kerry, “she said to me, ‘you are next.’” That has certainly been Kerry’s expectation for a long time, but so far, he’s a long way from living up to it.

Posted at 03:51 PM

CHUTZPAH [Jonah Goldberg]
From PoliticsNH.com
Ralph Nader, a guest of presidential candidate U.S. Rep. Dennis Kucinich, stood outside the press room of Tuesday’s debate telling reporters he’ll make a decision whether to enter his own name in the race for the White House early next year. Nader explained that he is waiting for the Democratic and Republican National Committees to formally respond to a 25-page agenda that he proposed to them in recent weeks. He will make the agenda public when he gets a response, he said. Nader said he is expecting a reply from both organizations sometime in mid-December. “I’m going to get a response,” he said. “The question is: what’s the quality.”
I've got a high quality formal response for him, but I'm not sure it's anatomically possible.

Posted at 03:40 PM

ACTUALLY.... [Jonah Goldberg]

Cosmo! get away from the computer!

Derb/Boris....We live in suburbia these days too. Cosmo goes to the park every day. But please don't make fun of the cone. He hates it so much. Last night when we put it back on him, he sat with his back to us for ten minutes, sighing every minute or two just to remind us he's miserable.


Posted at 03:01 PM

ONE-UP-DOG-SHIP [Boris Derbyshire]
Cosmo: Well, all right, your man can talk the talk, I'll grant you that. But can he walk the walkies? I just got back from a 40-minute ramble--a three-bagger! You wouldn't believe the things you smell out here in the burbs. But what would you know? You're just a city dog living in a well-nigh odorless apartment, your man slumped in front of the flickery box all day. And WITH YOUR HEAD STUCK IN A COLLAR CONE! Arf! Arf! Arf! Some of us are just born lucky, I guess.

Posted at 02:46 PM

"BUYER'S REMORSE" [Jonah Goldberg]
Andrew Sullivan thinks Joe Conason's worries about Dean are "buyer's remorse." Well, if the speculation that the Clintons don't like Dean, isn't it more plausible that Conason -- still a Clinton-o-phile -- is seeing things from their point of view?

Posted at 02:27 PM

READER LOVE [John Derbyshire]
If you write books, you get letters from readers. Some readers even send you gifts. This is always very touching. Authors are grateful just to be read; when a reader goes out of his way to make some further gesture of appreciation, we swoon with gratitude and joy. I do, anyway. Even within this joy-inducing category of events, though, there are some that stand out. One such just happened to me.

The UPS man just pulled up outside and left a long box on my doorstep. I took it in and opened it up. Inside was a bottle of Tokaji Furmint wine, with a label mostly in Hungarian, and a letter. Now, I am a mild Hungarophile, and have blogged to that effect http://www.nationalreview.com/derbyshire/derbyshire043003.asp (search on "goulash"). There are also some Hungarians in my book Prime Obsession , and a note on the extraordinary number of good Hungarian mathematicians (Endnote 64). In that note I listed the names of some famous Hungarian mathematicians. Hungarian spelling is a nightmare--they have TWO DIFFERENT umlauts--and I checked with a Hungarian friend (Paul Hollander the historian) to see if I had got these names right.

Well, the letter that came with my lunchtime package today was from a Hungarian reader of my book, and it moved me nearly to tears. Here is the body of the letter, slightly modified so as not to give any identities away. I shall be writing to the sender personally, of course, and enjoying the wine--which has a lovely honey color to it--with my Christmas dinner. Talpra Magyar!

"Dear Mr. Derbyshire---Your spelling of those Hungarian names and the short story are correct. I was happy to find Professor Kurschak's name on the list, who was my teacher at the Joseph Nador Technical University in Budapest. Also the name Polya brings back the memory of my youth, the family was well known for a number of intellectuals, they also produced at least one beautiful girl, her name was "Gogo," I used to dance with her at social occasions 70 years ago!

"Frankly I don't know the cause why so many mathematicians come from such a small country, but I suspect the culprit is the Hungarian wine. So I am sending you a sample direct from Budapest, not available outside of Hungary. Please enjoy it.

"Wishing you and your family Happy Holidays, "With best regards, [Name]

"P.S. The Furmint is dry, should be served very cold."

Posted at 02:11 PM

ALLEN WEST [Jed Babbin]
There is very good news in the case of Lt. Col. Allen West, the army officer accused of mistreating an Iraqi prisoner. Today, the Article 32 investigation concluded that West should not face a general courts martial, and should be offered non-judicial punishment (which means the charges against him will be considered and decided by his superior officers without a court proceeding). West has accepted the NJP, and will meet with Gen. Ray Odierno, the division commander, on Friday morning in Tikrit. West's attorney, Neal Puckett, says that the general can fine West, but cannot order reduction in rank or other more severe punishments because they are not within his authority. There will be no reduction in rank or imprisonment for Allen West.

The Article 32 report, which I have not yet seen, reportedly reaches some very important conclusions in West's favor. Because of West's integrity and honesty in this incident, in light of his 20-year record of service as well as the motivation behind his actions (to save the lives of his men), the Article 32 concludes that West's dignity should be preserved in whatever action the army may take against him. This is very much the right view of what this man did.

It's all in Gen. Odierno's lap now. I'll let you know when I hear more.

Posted at 02:04 PM

BUSH'S COATTAILS [Ramesh Ponnuru]

I got an email from Robert Moran, vice president of Republican consulting firm Fabrizio, McLaughlin and Associates:

"Good piece.

"My only disagreement with it is that I think Dean could cost the Democrats
seats in the House - even in a tight race.

"What few realize is how much the House battleground leans our way after
re-districting.

"There are a number of Democratic House members in strong Bush or lean Bush
seats. There are something like 28 Democrat House seats that were won by
Bush with 51% of the vote or more.

"A Dean debacle would almost certainly sink folks like Jim Matheson (UT-2),
Earl Pomeroy (ND-AL), Rodney Alexander (LA-5), Baron Hill (IN-9), John
Spratt (SC-5), Rick Boucher (VA-9), Dennis Moore (KS-3), Jim Marshall (GA-3)
and a raft of redistricted Texas Democrats.

"To make matters worse for these Dem incumbents, they reside in deeply red
states that simply will not see much, if any, Democratic advertising or
turnout operations at the Presidential level. They may have a double
problem - a loser at the top of the ticket pulling them down and a solid,
pro-Bush turnout.

"In fact, throw in the money disparities between the two parties in the House
and a likely Texas redistricting victory, and House Republicans could have a
very, very good night, even if Dean keeps it close.

"If I were the Bush team, I would hit Dean hard on TV in these districts,
even though the states are a lock in the electoral college."

The scenario Moran lays out could happen, but it would depend on Republicans' recruitment of strong candidates. Also, I'm sure Moran would want Bush to follow his advice only if he's very comfortable that he'll win his own race. And remember that the Bush team was saying it was three-five points ahead right before the 2000 election.


Posted at 02:02 PM

E! ON CLINTON [Meghan Keane]
He's a "True Hollywood Story" this weekend. "Bill Clinton: part saint part sinner. All American."

Posted at 01:50 PM

DEAN'S CHANCES [Ramesh Ponnuru]
I spoke to a Republican strategist I respect yesterday, and he had this to say (I paraphrase): 'I tend to agree that we will crush Dean. But there is a wild card with him that there isn't with the other candidates. Maybe he really can do what he says he will do, and create so much enthusiasm with the base of the party that he brings new people to the polls. So I would prefer to be running against one of the other candidates, who will lose in a more predictable way. The upside and downside risks are greater with Dean.'

Posted at 01:41 PM

MORE FROM THE IRAQ RALLY [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
This blogger has photos.

Posted at 01:35 PM

CFR OPPORTUNITY FOR NR [Steve Hayward]
There is an exception in the McCain-Feingold statute that allows "bona fide" media organizations (i.e., the New York Times) to endorse federal candidates, which is one reason why the NRA has been mulling over the idea of going into the media business, perhaps by buying some TV and radio stations. George Soros might do the same thing. The FEC will no doubt spend a lot of time pondering how to regulate what is and isn't a "bona fide" media organization, and what an NRA-owned TV station can and can't say.

There is a possibility, though, that National Review, The Nation, The New Republic, etc. might become conduits for the now-banned issue ads. Just think of it: Rich Lowry could do TV spots right before the election where he says, "Buy National Review, and read all about how Howard Dean plans to turn over our country to the U.N.!"

Posted at 01:06 PM

RE: MURDERING RADICALS [John Derbyshire]
An e-mail: "Oh my gosh, when I first read this title I thought Mr. Derbyshire was advocating murdering radicals in their jail cells. I thought that maybe another prisoner had done this deed and he was advocating more of the same. I thought while the sentiment might be poetic justice, it may be just a little harsh and definitely illegal. After reading the posting, I understand: Keep THEM in jail. OK, that makes more sense. "

Derb, if you do advocate murdering radicals in their jails cells, SSSHHHH.

Posted at 01:04 PM

O.......KEY DOKEY [Jonah Goldberg]

From a reader re today's G-File:

Jonah - he of the smirky grin - seems desparate through most of this messy piece to reassure the reader that he's no prudish square, before settling down in the last two paragraphs to say something worth reading.

I was left with the impression, however, that he smugly views racism and sexism from a safe distance as little more than pretexts for exposing liberal failings than as the serious social wrongs that they are. Let's imagine for a moment that it was not sexism but anti-semitism that "porn" was making sexy. Funny?

Alan Dershowitz, brave defender of pornography as "standing up for the freedom of speech that we hate," fought to deny anti-semitic Cardinal Glemp access to the lecture platform in the United States.


Posted at 01:01 PM

RUMP PARTY FOLLIES [Jonah Goldberg]
All of this talk about the "left wing" (Gore, Dean) of the Democratic Party versus the "centrist wing" (Clinton, Clinton, Lieberman & Clark) strikes me as a symptom of the shrinking nature of the Democratic Party as a whole. When you lose power you lose the need to make compromises, to maintain coalitions. Purity matters more and therefore there's less room for diversity in part because there's less need of diversity. The Gore/Dean Vs. Clinton/Clinton battle may be about power, but it is basically the sort of conflict which can only take place in a party unburdened with the need to govern.

Posted at 12:56 PM

THE VERDICT [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
The dogs can stay as long as they don't start talking Klingon.

Posted at 12:53 PM

OH YEAH.... [Cosmo]
Well, my guy won an award for this story. It was some hunk of bland-smelling wood with some metal on it. But if you're interested in famous dogs, there's this l list and lots of them are from the shiny happy-fun box Jonah looks at.

Posted at 12:33 PM

STILL TIME TO ORDER THESE WHOLESOME CHILDREN'S BOOKS FOR CHRISTMAS! [Jack Fowler]
Catholic Parent magazine raved about The National Review Treasury of Classic Children's Literature thusly: It's "excellent, wholesome, and certain to broaden the horizons (mental and spiritual) of children and adults who love them." And: This "beautiful book of wonderful children's stories by great writers that will delight, entertain and nourish your youngsters and teenagers. Described by the publishers as 'a happy voyage back to the golden era of children's literature,' it is precisely that." And one final glowing comment: it's "lavishly illustrated." The very same goes for our new titles, The National Review Treasury of Classic Children's Literature, Volume Two and The National Review Treasury of Classic Bedtime Stories. All three books are precisely the kind of gifts you should give this Christmas to those special kids in your life. Don't delay; order your copies (securely!) here: We ship them for FREE , and by UPS Ground if you want (for a small extra charge). We'll even send them as gifts with a handsome announcement card at no extra cost! (Of course, there is an alternative to our books: you can always send one of those awful, cheesy toys--you know, the ones kids stop playing with after 5 minutes!--as a gift. On second thought, that's really no alternative!)

Posted at 12:28 PM

ANTHROPOPHAGY [John Derbyshire]
The case of Armin Miewes, the German cannibal who advertised on the Internet for someone willing to be eaten and got 400 replies, is now getting some coverage in New York's newspaper of record.

Posted at 12:24 PM

GREAT DOG STORIES [Boris Derbyshire]
Cosmo: You know how reluctant I am to one-up guys on anything, but I remember you telling me how your man just sits there watching that stupid TV contraption, that doesn't smell of anything interesting at all. Well, my man, of a long winter evening, sometimes reads to me. The books don't smell of much, either, but some of the stories are really great. Here's my favorite--always makes me cry.

Posted at 12:16 PM

SYNDICATED COLUMN [Jonah Goldberg]
Since no one seems interested in the porn-rich G-File today, here's the link to my syndicated column.

Posted at 12:14 PM

KEEP MURDERING RADICALS IN JAIL [John Derbyshire]
The parole-release of unrepentant terrorist Kathy Boudin, which I blogged about a few weeks ago, has inspired some public-spirited NRO fans to launch a permanent campaign against further releases of this kind. Their current focus is on Sundiata Acoli, aka Clark Squire, a member of the Black Liberation Army who shot New Jersey State Trooper Werner Foerster to death on May 2nd, 1973. Acoli's fellow murderer, Assata Shakur (aka JoAnne Chesimard), escaped from jail in 1979 and is now living large as a guest of Communist Cuba; Sundiata Acoli remains an unrepentent radical. He's up for parole January 2nd, 2004; these good people are trying to generate publicity to make sure the parole commissioners aren't swayed by Acoli's supporters and decide to pull a stunt along the lines of Boudin. You can see their efforts here. The site includes an address for the New Jersey State Parole Board, so you can write and urge them to keep this lefty psychopath in jail till he rots. I urge you to do so.

Posted at 12:12 PM

RE: JAPAN MILITARIZES [John Derbyshire]
There is no doubt that the ChiComs are very concerned about Japanese remilitarization, and the potential for a regional arms race is there. However, I think there are grounds for insouciance. Both these countries are in process of demographic implosion. The Japanese (median age 42.0 ) are much further along the road than the Chinese (31.5), but now that China's boom generation of the 1960s is through having kids (well, my personal household representative of that generation tells me SHE is), China's median age is headed upward. Urban Chinese, at least, have thoroughly internalized the one-child policy now, and very few of them relish the prospect of their "little emperor" going off to get killed in a war. Looking ahead 15-20 years to a possible Sino-Japanese war, it may have to be fought on the shuffleboard court.

Posted at 12:10 PM

CFR: YOU MUST REMEMBER THIS [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
Another wonk points out: "We have Fred Thompson and George W. Bush to thank for this, you know. Bush's advisory had him sign the legislation because the courts would just throw it out." So much for that.

Posted at 12:09 PM

RE: POLITICS, BOOKS, MATH [John Derbyshire]
For once, Jonah, the Straggler is ahead of the curve: I gave a plug for Raymond Smullyan's delightful book in my September Diary on NRO and actually included one of his harder puzzles as my brainteaser for that month.

BTW, it looks as though I shall be on the wireless Friday talking about prime numbers--WBAI with Harry Allen, around 2:30 pm.

And by the way, Jonah, thank you for helping keep alive the name of Fatty Arbuckle--a fine American, and a martyr to crooked lawyering and media hysteria.

Now that Derb merchandise is available I was going to suggest trading one of my T-shirts for one of yours, or Cosmo's. Then I remembered that business with the tie in Rosemary's Baby......

Posted at 12:05 PM

CHRISTOPHER BUCKLEY ON ROBERT BARTLEY [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
A 2001 toast.

Posted at 11:56 AM

SCALIA SUMS IT UP [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
Another reader going through the opinion, pulls this out:
Justice Scalia, in his opinion, writes, "This is a sad day for freedom of speech." He then adds, "Who could have imagined that the same Court which, within the past four years, has sternly disapproved of restrictions upon such inconsequential forms of expression as virtual child pornography...tobacco advertising...dissemination of illegally intercepted communications...and sexually explicit cable programming...would smile with favor upon a law that cut to the heart of what the First Amendment is meant to protect: the right to criticize the government."

Posted at 11:53 AM

R.I.P. [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
Bob Bartley of the Wall Street Jounral has died. He has been battling cancer. Only last month, President Bush awarded him the Presidential Medal of Freedom.

Posted at 11:47 AM

FELINE SHAME [Jonah Goldberg]
The Brits give out an award to animals for galla