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Saturday, March 13, 2004

ON WEEKDAYS, AMERICA...ON WEEKENDS, THE WORLD [Peter Robinson]
From a Spanish reader, to buck up that lonely conservative in Madrid:

"There are a few Spanish right-of-center sites... www.libertaddigital.com is excellent."

Posted at 06:56 PM

HOW BORING... [Rich Lowry ]
...is this debate over whether Bush should attack Kerry as another Dukakis or another Gore? Kerry is obviously a little of both, with a lot of John Kerry added in. I doubt Bush will be able either to re-run 1988 or 2000. He's going to have to find something that sticks against this particular guy, in these particular circumstances, and I don't think they've quite got it yet.

Posted at 06:53 PM

THE BITER BIT [Andrew Stuttaford]
Sense of humor failure at the New York Times, it seems. Now what was it again that the paper was saying a few months ago about that (ridiculous) Fox/O’Reilly lawsuit against Al Franken?

Posted at 06:53 PM

SPAIN [Andrew Stuttaford]

There’s little to add really about the horror in Spain earlier this week. All the adjectives have been exhausted – and they are all inadequate. The question that is being asked now is who is responsible – ETA (the Basque terrorist group) or some offshoot of Al Qaeda. The view seems to be that if ETA were the killers, then terrible though the tragedy was, it is essentially a Spanish problem. That’s too simplistic. Terrorist murder on this scale was, prior to 9/11, unimaginable, at least in the West. What al-Qaeda has done is to ‘raise the bar’ for all would-be terrorists. To get the sort of attention that they crave now takes more than the killing, say, of a judge or a policeman. It now requires the murder of dozens or more. If ETA indeed does prove to be guilty of this crime, they will have proved that they have learned bin Laden’s lesson all too well. The implications are appalling.

The London Guardian meanwhile has its own unique response laced through with anti-Americanism and other smears, before descending into absurdity and incoherence:

"An international conference, to bridge the divide between Muslim and Christian communities, should be one first step. But there are many others. We need to take the fight against terror out of America's hands. We need to get beyond the them and us, the good guys and the bad guys, and seek a genuinely collective response. Europe should seize the moment that America failed to grasp. "


Posted at 06:52 PM

MORE BUSH ADMINSTRATION MEDICARE-COST SLIPPERINESS [Rich Lowry ]

Posted at 06:52 PM

MORE AD WARS [Rich Lowry]
From NYTimes: "In a statement, the Bush campaign called the [new Kerry] commercial `a futile attempt to obscure the fact that John Kerry's new spending proposals would result in a tax hike for all Americans.'" OK, I can buy that it's a reasonable inference that Kerry's $900 billion health-care plan would mean a $900 billion tax increase, if he says he won't add to the deficit. But how do we know it would be a tax increase on "all Americans" as oppossed to "the rich" (a category that will, of course, be pretty broadly defined).

Posted at 06:50 PM

A CAN'T-MISS DAVID BROOKS TODAY [Rich Lowry]

Posted at 06:46 PM

WHO WON THE GAME? [Peter Robinson ]
Why, Mark, how could you possibly even need to ask? Stanford, of course.

The most exciting series of plays? Here I take dictation from my eleven-year old, Pedro:

With Stanford down by one with two minutes left on the clock, Stanford's Matt Lottich scored a three-pointer. Then Stanford stole the ball from Oregon, enabling Rob Little lobbed the ball to Josh Childress for an alley-oop and one. Next Luke Jackson of Oregon attempted a three-pointer but Matt Lottich blocked him. Then Rob Little got the ball and lobbed it to Matt Lottich, who proceeded to get an and-one, then make the free shot (the Nokia "play of the game," for especially intent fans).

Having taken the lead, Stanford protected it, winning the game 70 to 63.

To quote my son exactly, “Stanford rules.”

Posted at 06:42 PM

I DON’T KNOW THE ANSWER [KJL ]
A reader, who wants an alternative: “An alternative to the Red Cross: “Does anyone know of a good place to give relief donations for those hurt in the Madrid attacks?”

Posted at 06:36 PM

THE OPPOSITE OF MEL GIBSON [Rick Brookhiser]
Seen in an ice cream store in Ohio, amidst the chocolate bunnies: chocolate crosses, each one standing on a little chocolate hillock. Good for the munchies, and for salvation, too!

Posted at 06:29 PM

NOOOOOOOOO [Andrew Stuttaford]

Barbra Streisand to return to the screen – as an old Focker (no laughing there at the back of the room).

All is not lost, however, on the cultural front. Johnny Depp is to star in a life of one of England’s more entertaining poets, Thomas Wilmot, the Earl of Rochester, a 17th century rake described by Samuel Johnson as having "contempt of decency and order, a total disregard to every moral and a resolute denial of every religious observation. He lived worthless and useless and blazed out his youth and health in lavish voluptuousness." Actually, he repented towards the end, but then, who doesn’t?

Fear of the wrath of Kathryn and (who knows these days?), the hard men of the FCC, makes me reluctant to link to any of the great man’s poems.

But, hey, that’s what Google is for.


Posted at 05:28 PM

RE: LONELY CONS IN ESPANA [KJL]
So, how big is our Spainard readership? E-mails welcome (as always).

Posted at 12:17 PM

HI, IT'S SPIKE, IS CHRIS ROCK THERE? [KJL]
Celebs who read NRO: Why you're work-offers might be down since you changed your cell #--someone in a Wal-Mart parking lot is taking your calls.

Posted at 12:10 PM

FOUR-+ MILLION [KJL]
Estimates about how many Spainards marched in protest of terrorism yesterday are as high as 11 million. I've seen 2-plus million as the Madrid estimate alone in multiple accounts. Some photos here. More here. More on impressive Spanish defiance here.

Posted at 12:04 PM

ANOTHER REASON TO HATE LAWYERS AND LOVE HAMBURGERS [Michael Graham ]

Posted at 11:44 AM

RE: FRIDAY NIGHT [Mark R. Levin]
Peter, the heck with Al Gore. Who won the game?

Posted at 11:33 AM

FRIDAY NIGHT, I BUMPED INTO AL GORE [Peter Robinson ]
I really did.

I was wandering around the city hall parking garage in downtown Palo Alto, trying to remember where I’d parked my car (back East for a few days, my wife, correctly anticipating that after taking care of the children all day I’d be jumpy and tense, had arranged for a babysitter to take over for a few hours, making it possible for me to slip down to the Old Pro to watch Stanford basketball on television with a couple of buddies). I heard someone call my name, then turned to find my friends Joel and Susan Hyatt, who had just parked their car and were wandering around the garage themselves, trying to find the stairwell up to the street level. Although convinced liberals and major figures in the California Democratic Party, Joel and Susan are warm, funny, and personable, and, delighted to see them, I stopped to chat for a moment.
,BR> At some point I became vaguely aware that a third person, evidently a friend of theirs, was with them—the lighting was dim, and (to be honest) I’d had a pretty stiff drink at the Old Pro, so all this happened slowly—and then, a moment later, recognized that their friend was the former vice president and presidential candidate. Susan introduced us, Gore and I shook hands, and, then, Joel having finally spotted the stairwell, the three of them moved off. I had only enough time to register that Gore was pleasant enough, that he seemed to have gotten some sun, that he looked heavier than he had during the campaign of 2000—and that, but for a few hundred votes in Florida, he would have been on his way to an important appointment, surrounded by Secret Service agents and a earnest members of the White House, not stumbling around in a badly-lit parking garage with a couple of friends who couldn’t find their way.

I got over it, of course. But for a minute or two there I actually felt a little sorry for the man.

Posted at 11:14 AM

THE LONE STAR AND GOLDEN STATES, CONT’D [Peter Robinson ]
Emails about the contrasting attitudes toward Mexican immigration in Texas (relatively relaxed) and California (generally enraged) continue to arrive, and as usual I'm astonished at the insights of the people who read this happy Corner. Here's yet another way of looking at the problem:

"Re: your posts in the Corner on immigration in California and Texas, one other thing that may contribute to the different attitudes in the two states is that there is a general perception of failed government here in California. There are arguments about the causes of this, but the fact is that except during the big boom years during the Reagan and Clinton years, the state has been consistently unable to pay its bills for about 30 years. (While our new Governor is doing a good job of getting the two parties to work together in Sacramento, the 15 year bond initiative that just passed is unfortunately symptomatic of this longstanding problem.) Sales and income taxes are extremely high in California, and the public fisc is nonetheless at the breaking point. Since so many things don't work here, there is a perception among many Californians that the state can't absorb additional immigrants, who are viewed by the public as consumers of government services rather than contributors of tax revenues.

"In contrast, the Texans I know think fairly highly of their government. It generally lives within its means, and there certainly isn't the perception there that if some immigrants did end up on welfare (with lower welfare benefits than California, as has been pointed out) or hospitalized in a public hospital, that it would break the budget or that Texans would have to pay exhorbitant taxes. So Texans are able to assess the costs and benefits of immigration without succumbing to the state of ongoing budgetary panic and worry that is a constant here in California.

"I don't think there's a global explanation for the difference in attitudes, but this is surely part of it."

Posted at 11:10 AM

CROCIDILE TEARS [John Derbyshire]
From Gerry Adams.

Posted at 11:00 AM

REVOLT BREWING IN SYRIA? [KJL ]
From the Reform Party of Syria:
WASHINGTON DC, March 13 /RPS News/ -- Rioting in Syria expanded to Hasakah, Dirik, Amouda, and Ras el-Ein, all Kurdish majority cities in northern Syria bordering Turkey and Iraq. According to RPS sources, many Ba'ath government buildings have been scorched in Dirik and Amouda.

Kurdish and Arab leaders are calling for an uprising and indications are that Aleppo, the second largest city in Syria, is heeding the call. Kurds leaders are also calling for an uprising in Damascus.

Eyewitnesses are claiming that many civilians have been killed in Amouda and Dirik when they clashed with government forces. No exact figures were available.
And, at a sports game yesterday, three children were killed, among others, in a stampede that reportedly happened when a visiting team chanted pro-Saddam and Baathist slogans.

Some details here. The Reform Party of Syria’s e-mail on it (which has a higher death count):
Qamoshli, SYRIA, March 12 12:25pm/RPS News/ -- A soccer match between al-Jihad team of Qamoshli and al-Fatwa team of Deir el-Zour in northern Syria that started at 1pm local time, ended in at least 20 people dead and about 150 injured.

According to eyewitnesses, fans in the stands held up pro-Saddam and anti-Kurds banners and that when Kurds scuttled with them, the Mayor of Qamoshli called the internal security police and upon arrival started firing indiscriminately at the crowd.

RPS learned that most of the dead and injured were people who objected to the public display for support of Saddam. Qamoshli is a multi-ethnic city that includes Arabs and Kurds. Some fans claimed that the police joined the pro-Saddam fans and used their guns on unarmed people. The injured were transported to different area hospitals.

Posted at 10:54 AM

CIVILIZATION VS. TERROR [John Derbyshire]
Good op-ed piece by Patrick Bishop in Friday morning's Daily Telegraph.

There is no good news in this sorry subject. We are stuck with this horrid business for years, perhaps decades. The only people who have even come close to a solution are the Brits. Their 30-year war with Irish terrorism ended, or at least quiesced, when the British government surrendered, issuing pardons to convicted terrorist prisoners, giving key executive positions to the terrorist generals, and ceding large parts of major cities to terrorist control, as described in another Telegraph piece here

It is not likely, however, that this can be made to work on the international scale. There's just too much world. In any case, groups like Al Qaeda don't want this thing or that thing, they want EVERYTHING. Get used to a lot more intrusive security, weary citizenries calling for concessions to the terrorists, and occasional horrors like the Madrid bombings. For ever.

Posted at 10:51 AM

WE LUCKY AMERICAN CONSERVATIVES [Peter Robinson ]
From a lonely conservative in Spain. Despite the progress Aznar has made, my correspondent wants me to know, Spanish conservatives are still high and dry (which no doubt explains why they're reading this happy Corner):

"There simply are no portals to the rich firmament of conservative intellectualism here [in Spain]. I know of only one rarefied think tank that seems more attuned to making a case for Spanish exceptionalism to the rest of Europe than with championing a consistent set of principles drawn from the conservative tradition. There is no Spanish Nat.Review, First Things, Commentary or other such repositories of articulate conservative opinion to encrust Aznar’s (and his successor Rajoy’s) policies with a high-toned glamour. Aznar wins not because of his conservative bona fides, but because of his party’s reputation for administrative effectiveness and the other party’s gross incompetence and utter corruption. I hope this changes as the noble Spanish temper deserves a worthy movement in which it can express itself free of the static of leftist press hipsters. –Mike in Spain (less than 1 km. from Atocha Station, i.e. 'Ground Zero')"

Posted at 10:07 AM

AZNAR AND CHARLES V [Peter Robinson ]
From a Spanish reader:
Thanks for your comments about Aznar.

I will never forget the TV images of Aznar after the ETA attempt on his life in 1995. He, like DeGaulle after the liberation of Paris or Reagan after being shot, showed what he was made of. He was calm, unafraid, in charge. Aznar won his election that day [Aznar's party won the election of 1996, and Aznar became prime minister early in 1997].

I will miss Aznar, not the least because he leaves power as the first Spanish ruler that, as far as I know, does so because he wants to [do so], since King and Holy Roman Emperor Charles I of Spain and V of Germany. I hope that he's not the last.

Posted at 10:05 AM

CUBA NOT SO LIBRE [Andrew Stuttaford]

‘Prestigious’ London restaurateurs have formed a joint venture with Cuba to open up a reproduction of a famous Havana bar once frequented by Hemingway. To make the Cuban experience even more authentic, Scott of the Burton Terrace blog suggests that patrons should not “be allowed to use camera phones, access the internet or read books not approved by the restaurant. [They] must bring their own toiletries.” His readers have even more suggestions, including this:

”If you try to leave the restaurant with your child, Janet Reno will make sure your kid is dragged back in, at gunpoint.”


Posted at 09:55 AM

HEROES AND VILLAINS [Andrew Stuttaford]
Who voted how on the Cheeseburger Bill? Here’s the answer.

Posted at 09:52 AM

SPIES LIKE US [Michael Graham]
"Local Girl Makes Bad" is usually the kind of story the press would love. If that local girl happened to be an accused spy and happened to be working for a member of Congress WHILE spying, that would seem to be front-page news.

Unless it's the Washington Post, as Tim noted yesterday, the spy is a Takoma "Nuclear Free Zone" Park home girl, and the congresswoman is strident liberal Zoe Lofgren. In that case, here's how the Metro (not front page) Section story on Susan Lindauer describes the alleged spy's relationship to her liberal Democrat employer:

" Lindauer worked as a press aide for some Democrats in Congress in the mid-1990s and as recently as 2002."

Meanwhile, here's the real story, from the San Mateo (CA) County Times:

"Susan Lindauer, 41, of Takoma Park, Md., allegedly met with Iraqi Intelligence Service members during visits from October 1999 through March 2002 to the Iraqi Mission to the United Nations in New York City; met with Iraqi officials in Baghdad in February or March 2002; and passed documents to an undercover FBI agent with whom she'd talked about helping post-war Iraqi resistance groups.

Lindauer was press secretary in the Capitol Hill office of Rep. Zoe Lofgren, D-San Jose, from March 11, 2002, to May 14, 2002."

For a newspaper like the Washington Post, this is beyond oversight. This is embarrassing.

Posted at 09:45 AM

ANGER MANAGEMENT [Andrew Stuttaford]
Finland is a splendid place with a fine, pleasantly undemonstrative culture, where silence is a virtue and where the outward expression of emotion is, quite rightly, generally frowned upon. In every Eden, however, there’s a serpent. Here from Thursday’s New York Times, is the distressing story of Turo Herala, a Finn who wants his heroically stoic countrymen to start, well, venting. He will be ignored – politely, of course.

Posted at 09:44 AM

Friday, March 12, 2004

PRIDE OF TAKOMA PARK? [Tim Graham]
Don't miss the Washington Post's inside-Metro story on espionage suspect Susan Lindauer, suggesting she might not be an agent because she's "eccentric," with an emphasis on the wacky. If you skip out before the end, you'll miss this priceless quote in the second-to-last paragraph: "Takoma Park neighbor John Moore described Lindauer as 'a little bit strange, a bit of a character . . . a Takoma Park-type person.'"

For their part, the Big Three networks last night tiptoed right past Lindauer's liberal-Democrat and media connections.

Posted at 05:55 PM

RESILENT SPANIARDS [KJL]
Really an amazing sight today,Europeans out protesting terrorism. May no other country have to realize terror that deeply...

Posted at 05:47 PM

CHEESEBURGER BILL [Andrew Stuttaford]
It was good news, of course, that the House passed the Cheeseburger bill, but terrifying that 139 congressmen have so much contempt for the IQ of their constituents that they actually voted against this eminently sensible measure. What were they thinking?

Posted at 05:45 PM

RE: CRUSADING DERB [John Derbyshire]
Readers of my own pro-Crusader piece will be aware, but others may not be, of the greatest of Crusader novels, Sir Walter Scott's THE TALISMAN.

I am amazed that there aren't periodic -- once a decade, perhaps -- Scott revivals. He is a wonderful storyteller (though you can't take the history too seriously).

Posted at 05:31 PM

RE: BOY SCOUTS [John Derbyshire]
Rich: I recently read Tim Jeal's excellent biography of Robert Baden-Powell (title: "The Boy-Man"), founder of the Boy Scouts. Jeal shows how the Boy Scout movement was, from its very beginnings, plagued by pederasts. Baden-Powell's first two appointees to the post of medical director at the movement's main camp, for instance, both had to be dismissed for "gross misconduct" with the boys. Only a society as wilfully stupid and sunk in dogma as our own could imagine that an organization for boys would NOT attract the attention of pederasts. To insist on the "right" of homosexuals to serve as scoutmasters is to pour gasoline on a smouldering fire. (And before anyone e-mails in to tell me that homosexuality and pederasty are utterly different things, not related to each other in any way, shape or form whatsoever: I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.)

Posted at 05:18 PM

HOWARD STERN [Andrew Stuttaford]
I don’t know how much political influence Howard Stern has, or whether South Park Republicanism is a ‘real’ phenomenon, but if he is, and it is, the President should be worried about what Mr. Stern was saying on the radio this morning (hey, I was in a taxi, I just happened to hear it…). House support for the Broadcast Indecency Enforcement Act may have been bipartisan, but there’s little doubt that the GOP will get the credit or blame for pushing forward this rather neurotic piece of legislation, and the same is true of the other regulatory consequences of Janet Jackson’s briefly bared breast. It will be interesting to see how this aspect of the culture war plays in November. Not well, I suspect: Red America listens to Howard Stern too.

Posted at 05:09 PM

RE HEATON [KJL]
Heaton says a lot of cool stuff: [Oct. 2 2002 Corner post:]
Talking to Bill O'Reilly last night about being pro-life in Hollywood, two-time Emmy-winner Patricia Heaton, from Everybody Loves Raymond said: "it will not be Barbra Streisand I'm standing in front of when I have to make an accounting of my life." In discussing abortion she said, talking about her work as chairman for Feminists for Life: "The early feminists were pro-life. And really abortion is a huge disservice to women, and it hasn't been presented that way. So -- so it's a -- there's a sort of an in for me because of that take on it."

Posted at 04:29 PM

MARK PENN [Ramesh Ponnuru]
on the campaign ads.

Posted at 03:51 PM

FEW MORE TITHING ENTRIES [Rich Lowry]
PATRICIA HEATON THINKS TITHING NOT ENOUGH. FROM CHRISTIANITY TODAY: Patricia Heaton may soon lose her job. For eight seasons, she has starred on CBS's hit sitcom Everybody Loves Raymond, and it looks like the show is nearing its end. Not that we're crying for the double Emmy-winning actress, who has reportedly been pulling down over $6 million a year. But how often do you hear a Hollywood star say things like this?

"I struggle to keep it simple. Obedience, sacrifice, and modesty are not real popular buzzwords out here. An issue I'm dealing with lately is, 'Do I have too much money, and am I being a good steward of it?' In fact, I was talking to a friend about tithing—just giving your 10 percent as opposed to giving until it actually starts costing you something, which is what I think tithing is all about."

ALSO CHECK OUT DAVIS LOVE GIVING HIS ENTIRE $700,000 FEE FROM A MATCH WHERE HE WAS HECKLED:

"It's a week I'll always remember, and we just wanted to make sure something good came out of it,'' Love said.

Posted at 03:28 PM

MORE ON SCOUT HARRASSMENT [Rich Lowry]
E-mail:

“Rich,
Thanks for pointing out the continuing grief the Boy Scouts get for trying to give programs to kids who very much want and, in many cases, need the structured activities and role modeling that BSA activities and participation provide. As a BSA professional in Manhattan from 9/01 to 8/03, I was continually awed and frustrated by the run around I got from community center and school leaders who professed that they would love to have their kids in the program but simply couldn't, "legally", provide any leaders, time, space, or money for fear of repercussions from up the bureaucratic chain. In other cases, they simply had no money. In either case, the council would provide the money to run the programs, subsidize camping trips, bus rentals, uniforms, pinewood derby cars, art supplies, camping gear (sleeping bags, lanterns, etc).

That said, the number of people supporting the scouts was heartening. When I spoke to kids in the Lower East Side and Chinatown, *all* the boys (and the girls too!) wanted to join the scouts. These kids (and their parents) know what they like and what they want. By denying money to the Scouts (and the Girl Scouts are suffering too, from what I heard from the GSA reps at the same events), groups like the ACLU and others are hurting these kids. Too many times, I'd meet with parents and scouts and have to tell them that, because of such and such dicate from the Board of Ed or lacking of funding because the Scouts are being charged commercial rental rates to meet in a cafeteria or church or simply because of feared controversy in the sponsoring organization, their program was shutting down or relocating.

Poor urban scouts have enough troubles. Finding capable volunteer leaders in urban neighborhoods is hard as it is. Cutting funding and access is not helping anyone. I personally know that no programs are clamouring to replace the Scouts in Lower Manhattan should they be kicked out. Those programs, Scouting or not, that are in place are in a constant struggle to keep the boys and leaders motivated and activities going.

Anyone who knows these neighborhoods understands that there is a *huge*, still unmet, demand for any kind of constructive program at all. If these people are so upset about the Scouts, how about ponying up and offering some competition? I promise, they'll get no complaints.”

Posted at 02:50 PM

MILITANTS VS. TERRORISTS [Jonah Goldberg]

Several readers noticed the same thing I have. Even when the conjecture was centered around ETA, the Madrid bombings were routinely referred to as "terrorism" by the media. When the same things happen in Israel, they're attacks by militants.


Posted at 02:48 PM

KERRY'S FOREIGN POLICY UNIVERSE [Jonah Goldberg]

Let's see. Kerry believes that Bush's coalition was fraudulent, that Bush is a unilateralist, America has lost its allies and the Iraq war was...was...I'm sorry I really have no idea whether Kerry thinks the Iraq war was worth it or not since he steadfastly refuses to answer the question with any finality.

But as for the rest, let's see. It seems more and more likely that the attack in Madrid was because of Spain's "fraudulent" "paper tiger" coalition. Seems like al Qaeda thought it was a real coalition.

Meanwhile, we are still in multilateral talks with North Korea and seeking more cooperation from the UN in Iraq.

And, the French, the US and others are fighting in Haiti together.

And, oh yeah, Iraq has a new Constitution.

Am I crazy, or is the world Kerry sees simply different than the way it is?


Posted at 02:47 PM

INTERESTING [Ramesh Ponnuru]
How our outsourcing debate is playing in India, according to James Glassman.

Posted at 02:44 PM

THAT BRAIN BATTLE PIECE [Ramesh Ponnuru]
is here.

Posted at 02:40 PM

KERRY'S $900 BILLION TAX INCREASE [Rich Lowry]
This charge in the Bush ads is kind of made up, but seems to be playing amazingly well. It is hitting Kerry at a maximum point of vulnerability, when he has promised all sorts of spending during the Democratic primaries, but hasn't yet recalibrated or fully fleshed out his fiscal plans. The ad implicitly asks the question: Kerry has a $900 billion health care plan so how is he going to pay for it? At the moment, the answer seems clear: with more tax increases than he’s willing to own up to. If Kerry eventually comes up with a different answer, it will seem as though he did it under pressure and as a matter of political expedience, thus reinforcing an aspect of the flip-flop line of attack against him.

Posted at 02:37 PM

CONGRATULATIONS! [Jonah Goldberg]
To my friend, Reason's science correspondent -- and sometimes NRO contributor -- Ronald Bailey for the news that his piece "The Battle for Your Brain" will be included in Houghton Mifflin's anthology of "The Best American Science and Nature Writing 2004."

Posted at 02:36 PM

REAL GIRLS, IMAGINARY RELATIONSHIPS [Rich Lowry]
Not for writers on deadline, or probably anyone else for that matter.

Posted at 02:27 PM

MORE MEL [Rich Lowry]
Ramesh, I guess I’m a ‘”no” then. Tithing fulfills any rock-bottom moral obligation Gibson has. Of course, if he has indeed undergone the kind of spiritual transformation he has talked about, one would hope to see that reflected in the rest of his life and work in many ways, but I think he has to figure out what that looks like. Personally, I’m not the least bit bothered by his profits—he has made a movie that, whatever its artistic flaws, is a great act of Christian witness for which we should be grateful. For me, that’s plenty enough, however the rest of his career or life plays out.

E-mail:
“I sent this to Jonah earlier, but after your comment I wanted to send it to you also. The Old Testament requirement was to give 10%: "Bring the whole tithe into the storehouse", with a resultant outpouring of God's blessings. The New Testament certainly doesn't abrogate that, but Paul does say in 2nd Corinthians "Remember this: Whoever sows sparingly will also reap sparingly, and whoever sows generously will also reap generously. Each man should give what he has decided in his heart to give, not reluctantly or under compulsion, for God loves a cheerful giver." If Mel's profits are $350-400 million, it seems that he should give $35-40 million to his church, or wherever he decides. Beyond that, what he gives is pretty much up to him, and what he keeps is pretty much up to him.”

Posted at 02:24 PM

THE CORNER SPEAKS...AND MARKETS MOVE [Peter Robinson]
From a reader:

"Lest anyone question the power of the Corner, I went to Half.com to look up the Madden book. The search page showed a copy for about $16. By the time I got to the actual page for the book - only a few seconds later - the cheapest copy of the book was over $25. Shouldn't these people be working instead of surfing the net buying books recommended in the Corner?

"Oh,wait...I'm at work, too. Never mind."

Posted at 02:20 PM

I WONDER IF MY COLLEAGUES [Ramesh Ponnuru]
also find that the quantity of their posts to the Corner goes up, not down, when they're on deadline.

Posted at 02:01 PM

KRISPY KREME GOES ON A DIET [KJL]
Someone--quick--call Stuttaford and see if he's okay.

Posted at 01:57 PM

FAIR POINT [Ramesh Ponnuru]

from the guy whose email I last posted:

I realize you are busy and probably speed-read your e-mails, but you really missed my point.

I clearly stipulated in my e-mail that, “I doubt Jonah would have even mentioned it if Gibson were a not-so-devout believer who had said, ‘I’m making this movie because I just think it’s a pretty powerful story that will make a cool movie.’ ”

In other words, if Sophia Coppola decides to make a biopic about the Apostle Paul, but does it purely as an artistic endeavor and not as an act of faith or a religious “calling,” then I think you will have very few, if any people wondering what she is going to do with the profits. In the case of The Passion, no one is demanding to know what Newmarket or actress Monica Bellucci are doing with their proceeds from the film.

Thus, asking what true believer and inspired-by-God Mel is doing with his likely massive profits will not in any way, shape, or form discourage secular Hollywood types from making similar movies.


Posted at 01:51 PM

FEMALE PERVERSITY [Peter Robinson]
After I got the four older kids off to school this morning--my wife is back East for a few days--I noticed that my two-year old daughter needed to be changed. I took her into her room, laid her on the changing table, took off the little sun dress she was wearing, changed her diaper, and then, trying to dress the baby once again in the sun dress, which her big sister had placed on her with no trouble just an hour earlier, I encountered a struggle: The baby crossed her chubby little arms and shouted “No!”

Flustered, I opened a drawer, then began pulling out one little outfit after another, holding them up one at a time, only to have the baby shake her head and say “no!” to each. When our cleaning lady arrived, she took one look at the scene, laughed, and shooed me out of the room. A moment later, she and the two-year old happily emerged, the baby wearing...one of the little outfits that she had just refused.

This could be a very long weekend.

Posted at 01:46 PM

DANDY LETTER FROM JUDGE BORK ON MARRIAGE [Peter Robinson]
in today's Wall Street Journal. The final couple of sentences: "Either the courts, once more embracing elite opinion, will force homosexual marriage on the nation or a constitutional amendment will preserve the millenia-old traditional institution of marriage. The choice is that stark."

Posted at 01:43 PM

THE GLITTERING CRUSDAES OF SIR STEPHEN RUNCIMAN [Peter Robinson]
From a reader:
While one could hardly describe it as concise, it would be a disservice to fail to mention Steven Runciman's History of the Crusades. Despite the length, Runciman is an engaging writer, and I haven't found a shorter text that truly does justice to the epic scale of the Crusades, both in their glory and in their brutality (which, to be fair, can be assigned to all involved). In addition, he's able to sketch the conflicts not just between the European Crusaders and the Islamic world, but also the oft-neglected Byzantine empire, which found itself caught in the middle.
Apart from its length--three volumes--there are a couple of serious problems with Runciman’s Crusades. The first is that Runciman (who died at a very advanced age just a couple of years ago) missed out on critical recent scholarship. Runciman assumes in particular that the principal crusaders tended to be younger sons of noblemen, intent on seeking their fortunes in the Holy Land because they would inherit nothing at home. Yet as Thomas Madden makes clear, new studies have debunked this notion, demonstrating that the principal crusaders tended instead to be noblemen themselves--and that many sacrificed enormous portions of their holdings, selling land to raise troops and otherwise finance the Crusades. The Crusades had their undeniably worldly aspect, of course, but the best and newest scholarship makes it clear that the Crusades were led by men who considered them holy.

The still more serious problem: Runciman chooses sides. His favorites are the Byzantines, his second favorites the Muslims, and his bad guys the Crusaders themselves. Runciman even denounces the Crusaders for precipitating the fall of Constantinople, a charge that Madden and others reject.

Runciman’s prose is indeed gorgeous--I can’t think of a large work of history I’ve enjoyed so much, short of Macaulay himself--and he presents the epic with a sweeping energy and a glittering sense of personality and color. By all means, read Runciman. But read Madden too.

Posted at 01:40 PM

NEVER A LAST WORD ON MOORE [Jonah Goldberg]

I didn't say I was done criticizing him. From a reader:

You missed one of the great examples of hypocrisy-when Michael Moore came to Denver to prescreen his "Bowling for Columbine" myth for the parents of those killed he charged them admission. he also did not give a penny to the memorial fund.

Posted at 01:38 PM

MORE WEE-GURS [Jonah Goldberg]

From a reader:

Derb has written lots about the Uighurs of Sinkiang, always with the conclusion that they are resistant to al-Qaeda-type nihilism. This is from a September 5, 2001 article, straight out of NRO: "America's war on terror, and the anti-Muslim feeling generated in the U.S. by last September's attacks, have been a godsend to the Chinese. The Uighurs are Muslims, you see. Very few of them are Muslims of the fundamentalist kind: the Turkish/Turkic peoples seem to carry some cultural gene that immunizes them against religious fanaticism. Islam is their faith, though, and it follows that if the Chinese tag the East Turkestan independence movements as 'terrorist,' in the present climate of opinion, nobody will much mind." And remember, "The capital city is Urumqi"!

Posted at 01:34 PM

UIGHURS [Jonah Goldberg]

I did say in my defense that I'm fairly ignorant on the rise of Islam in China. This reader sets me straight:


Jonah,

Please don't tell me you fell for the standard Communist propaganda on the Uighur people of "Xinjiang."

Contrary to that pompous little e-mailer, the Uighurs are the most peaceful, liberal, and pro-American Muslims on earth. No one from the outside who has investigated the Communist claims of "jihadism" has ever found them. If Derb was "in town" he himself would have set that moron straight.

Sincerely (go ahead and use my name),


D.J. McGuire: President and Co-Founder, China e-Lobby
Author of Dragon in the Dark: How and Why Communist China Helps Our Enemies in the War on Terror (Now available at www.dragoninthedark.com, or via Amazon.com)


Posted at 01:32 PM

AH, MORE FAMILIAR TERRITORY [Jonah Goldberg]

A reader responds to today's column:

This campaign is really wimpy. Bush should be called a liar and a man who will waste the lives of young Americans in a war for neocon-artists like you. He is a traitor and you are too. So I'd like to see an ad by the Kerry campaign that lays out all the neo-con lies and intrigues that have driven the nation to the edge of a cliff. That wouldn't be nasty enough, but it would be true. I can't wait until January 2005 when Bush is back in Texas on his faux ranch choking on pretzels and crying in his non-alcoholic beer. And I hope you will be kind enough to buy him a round or two. The American people are waking up to the nightmare Bush and the neo-cons have created. Maybe you should send your resume to The Nation because it's going to be a long time before you get anywhere near the hearing you get at the top of this corrupt government. And, one more thing: eff off, ok?

Posted at 01:30 PM

MEL AND ME [Ramesh Ponnuru]

Given Jonah's post mentioning me, this is as good a moment as any to say that I have not (to my knowledge) defended Gibson the man. I've defended the movie he made against certain charges. I am perfectly prepared to believe that Gibson may himself be an anti-Semite, be on a "strange death trip," or whatever else the critics say. But I also think that the usual critical rule of judging movies on their own terms should apply here.

Regarding Rich's solution: It sounds like a compromise but isn't. Presumably Gibson is supposed to tithe his profits whatever movie he makes. The question here is whether this movie imposes a special additional obligation on him. To say all he needs to do is to tithe is to answer that with a no.


Posted at 01:16 PM

FIXING THE RECORD [Stanley Kurtz]
The other day, Andrew Sullivan asked me to write an essay criticizing the Catholic church for harming marriage by approving annulments. Sullivan implies that while I criticize gays for harming marriage in Scandinavia, I let heterosexuals off the hook for harming marriage here in America.

I'm afraid Sullivan misunderstands my views. For some time now, I've sketched out what I think of as a "middle ground" position that neither calls for a return to the fifties, nor accepts the total redefinition and disappearance of marriage that I believe we face now. I sketched out such a position back in 2001 in "Middle Ground," when I was criticized by Robert Knight for my failure to call homosexuality a sin. I laid out this middle position in detail in, "That Other War," where I explained my differences with conservatives like William Bennett on issues like pre-marital cohabitation. This position was also behind my response last May on The Corner to a question from Sullivan on divorce. There I said that I thought a repeal of no-fault divorce was neither possible nor desirable. Yet I also said that a waiting period in divorces involving children ought to be considered.

Sullivan wrongly implies that I only object to what homosexuals want, and never to what heterosexuals want. The same "middle ground" position that leads me to oppose a repeal of no-fault divorce also led me to call for the (legislative) repeal of sodomy laws. I accept many-although not all-of the liberalizing attitudes that have come to the fore since the fifties-for both heterosexuals and homosexuals. My point is that if we make too many more trade-offs of family stability for liberalization, the family won't be around anymore. And I apply this position to heterosexuals and homosexuals alike.

I don't simply object to gay marriage. I have also repeatedly criticized the American Law Institute's proposed equalization of marriage and cohabitation--something that overwhelmingly effects heterosexuals. My point about Scandinavia is that their system of parental cohabitation, their legal equalization of marriage and cohabitation, and their system of same-sex registered partnerships, are all mutually reinforcing. If we adopt all or part of the Scandinavian system here, it will be the end of marriage. So I accept much of our liberalized stance toward both divorce and homosexuality. Yet I also want to draw the line on change at gay marriage, and at the legal equalization of heterosexual marriage and cohabitation. This position hits middle ground on issues that matter to both homosexuals and heterosexuals.

Posted at 01:14 PM

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Posted at 01:09 PM

THAT AL QAEDA LETTER [KJL]
MEMRI does not buy it (MEMRI president Yigal Carmon, writing on NRO).

Posted at 01:08 PM

THE WASHINGTON POST ON TAXES [Ramesh Ponnuru]
From a news story by Charles Babington: "Hastert added that 'I am not telling a lie' when talking of Kerry's proposal to roll back some of President Bush's tax cuts, which Republicans label a tax increase." Which Republicans label a tax increase? Two years ago there was a debate in which Republicans said that Democratic plans to keep scheduled tax cuts from coming into effect were tax increases, and Democrats denied it. I tentatively agreed with the Republican position, but the Democratic position was at least arguable. But the tax cuts that Kerry seeks to undo have already taken effect. He's not just saying that he wants the top tax rates in 2006 to be higher than they would otherwise have been in 2006. He wants them to be higher in 2006 than they are now, in 2004. How is that not a tax increase?

Posted at 01:06 PM

OKAY, MY LAST WORD [Jonah Goldberg ]

I really don't want to spend the next day reading and talking about this. So let me say that I think a lot of readers who disagree with me make some excellent points and I've changed my thinking on some of this. Here's where I come down and where I think I'll be staying.

I think Gibson will have an image problem if he truly ends up pocketing as much money as some predict. Whether he should have an image problem is a different, though not irrelevant, point.

So should he?

Well, yes and no. As I said from the begining I don't believe in the notion of "excess" or "obscene" profits as they are defined these days. If, for example, you go into business to make a drug that cures cancer and you end up saving 2 billion lives and making $200 billion dollars, great. You did what you set out to do, you helped the world, you succeeded, hooray for you, go spend your money on a solid gold AMC Pacer for all I care (though again: images proplems are inevitable). (This is not to say I think all businesses are morally equivalent, making baby forumal is different than making porn movies, even if both are legal).

But here's the disconnect with the Gibson movie. Again, as I said, I take Gibson at his word that he didn't go into this for the money. He went into this as an artist, a believer, a messenger. And the message of that movie is significant, isn't it? Or has all of the praise on NRO and the condemnation elsewhere been for show? Ramesh and others even argued, rightly, in response to Gertrude Himmelfarb's op-ed that the message is so special it is sui generis. Well, I think if Gibson made the movie as a true believer and artist, then the profit he makes from it should have some connection to the message as well.

Let me offer two illustrations as to why I think so.

First, imagine Oliver Stone made a movie about the poor in America. Imagine it was full of all of the controversy, deceit and moralizing we've come to expect from Stone. Now, imagine he made $400 million in profits from it and all he did is buy a few more mansions with it. If you can honestly say that conservatives wouldn't have a point in criticizing Stone -- even mildly -- for that behavior, I salute your consistency.

Second illustration: Napster. For centuries artists have been monumental hypocrites. They claim they do art for art's sake, that all they want to do is "raise awareness" and that they do it for free if they had to. And yet, for the most part they've always been eager to limit the public's exposure to their work in order to maximize their profits. Why do sculptors break their molds if they want everyone to see their art? Rodin could have made thousands of copies of, say, the Burghers of Calais, but instead he made a handful and then broke the mold. This is a point I've made many times about the controversy over Napster. Acoustic guitar philosophers swear up and down they aren't in it for the money. They say they're in it for "the music" or "for their fans" and they often mock conventional business men for their "greed." But, it turns out, the second the possibility that more of their fans could get more of their music, they freak out at the thought they might lose their royalty checks.

Now, I believe passionately in property rights and I think people deserve to reap the rewards of risk-taking as much as the next guy. But I also think there's no shame in saying you want to make a profit in the first place. Artists do, or say they do. And when they get caught revealing themselves to be just as "greedy" as other businessmen, they should be called on it. (Imagine the hypocrisy if Oliver Stone opposed the free downloading of his poor-peoples movie by poor people).

Now, Mel Gibson made this movie, he says, as an artist, as a Christian, as a messenger. I believe him. As far as I know he didn't say he was in it for the money. Therefore, I think he's got an image problem. But people of good will can disagree.


Posted at 01:05 PM

MEL’S $$$ [Rich Lowry]
Jonah, Ramesh: Isn’t the answer easy, and contained in Jonah’s original post? That Gibson’s obligation as a Christian is to tithe his profits. (Easy for me to say, I know…)

Posted at 01:00 PM

NOW IT'S MY TURN [Ramesh Ponnuru]

to get Gibson-profit emails:

Regarding your latest post on The Corner on the profit motive wrt Christian movies, I think you miss the point.

Newmarket (the distributor) is making plenty of profit. So are the theaters. So are the actors, producers, etc. The only question here is whether or not it is unseemly for Gibson, who portrayed his making of this film as a religious calling, to make a HUGE profit from The Passion’s success. I doubt Jonah would have even mentioned it if Gibson were a not-so-devout believer who had said, “I’m making this movie because I just think it’s a pretty powerful story that will make a cool movie.”

Another way of looking at it: if people were demanding that Gibson AND everyone else simply give all the profits away, then you would have a point. As it is, you don’t.

My response: Really? Movies can get made on a routine basis with all the profits going to the theaters, distributors, etc., and none to the Gibson-equivalents? I doubt that.


Posted at 12:59 PM

BUSH ADS DON'T WORK? [Rich Lowry]
Here is pollster Dick Bennett's take on Bush ads: "Results from our panel of swing voters show that the first round of Bush advertising is unengaging even after multiple exposures. We will test the first negative Bush ad and have the results for all the ads (including the MoveOn.org and Media Fund ads) available early next week. Panel results from last night indicate that the negative ad is too cluttered for swing voters to retain a cutting negative message. We'll see if that holds after multiple exposures."

Posted at 12:53 PM

DEMOCRATIC OVERCONFIDENCE [Ramesh Ponnuru]

E. J. Dionne Jr. says that the weak job-creation numbers, and the press coverage of outsourcing, have put Bush's re-election at risk. Perhaps. But consider the 2002 elections. During the summer of 2002, Republican panic (and Democratic glee) over the economy and the corporate scandals was running higher than it is now. The economy was worse then. And Republicans did extremely well in the fall.

Or consider 1996, the last time a president got re-elected--and re-elected quite easily. The end of 1995 and the start of 1996 saw a lot of press coverage of "downsizing," the hot media scare story about the economy at that time. (It affected about as many voters as "outsourcing" does.)

The major econometric models of elections all show Bush winning, some of them comfortably.

Then there's the what-are-you-going-to-do-about-it problem. Kerry's plan to revive the economy is to hike taxes on high earners. Voters may not have strong objections to the idea, but I don't know that they're going to see it as a way to create jobs.

None of these points means that Bush is going to win, or that the jobs issue won't sink him. But it does mean that it's not a slam-dunk for Democrats.


Posted at 12:50 PM

THE PROFIT MOTIVE [Ramesh Ponnuru]
I'm sympathetic to Jonah's point about what Gibson should do with the proceeds. It's enough work defending the movie from charges of anti-Semitism and wildly excessive violence without also having to face the claim that Gibson has promoted anti-Semitism and the coarsening of the culture to make a few bucks. Tugging the other way is this consideration: If one would like The Passion to suggest to Hollywood that pious Christian movies can make money, and that other such movies should now be made, wouldn't it undercut that point to say that yes, you can make money with those movies, but then you'll have to give it all away?

Posted at 12:37 PM

CHINESE MUSLIMS [Jonah Goldberg]

I've gotten several emails like this:

Jonah,

Your lack of knowledge about the rise of Islam in China is apparent. Was Derbyshire out of town?

The province of Xin Jiang Province is a hot bed of non-Han Chinese Islamic jihadism. The capital city is Urumqi.

Do you know what which Islamic countries border China and the one in particular that has a 25 mile border with China.

Your specific ignorance as to this issue is appalling for someone who has pretenses to erudition.

As usual,

All the best
[Name withheld]

Me: I do not dispute for a moment that I am relatively ignorant about the rise of Islam in China. What this and other readers missed was, well, my point. I was trying to make a joke about how the political correctness around the issue of Islamic terrorists being mostly Arab or Arab-looking would require that Bush's ads warn of a terrorist threat that "looks like America." By the way, I am perfectly aware that there are millions of Chinese Muslims -- and quite a few Norwegian Muslims too.


Posted at 12:19 PM

"ROUGHLY RIGHT" [KJL]
Just a clarification: I guessed it might be "roughly right" that a good portion of his profits have to go to the feds (along it is probably less than 50 percent). I don't, however, encourage taxes to be considered as charity or a mandatory good work.

Posted at 11:59 AM

CRUSADING DERB [John Derbyshire]
Readers keen on brushing up their knowledge of the Crusades might also like to revisit my take on the subject in the 12/3/01 NRODT, archived here.

Posted at 11:54 AM

VIVA ESPANA [Peter Robinson]
The New York Times may sneer at the prime minister of Spain (see below), but his achievements are enormous. As Ralph Peters notes, Jose Maria Aznar backed the war in Iraq over intense political opposition. But it is also worth noting that since becoming prime minister in 1997 Aznar has enacted an agenda of which Reagan and Thatcher would have been proud, cutting taxes of all kinds dramatically. (Yesterday I pulled together some figures on Aznar’s tax cuts, but then my laptop crashed. Trust me. His tax cuts have been dramatic.) The Spanish economy has responded, growing at rates that, by Spanish standards, are impressive. Still more important, the Spanish electorate has responded: Although Aznar himself is sticking to his promise to step down as prime minister, his Popular Party is expected to win the elections this weekend by a nice margin.

Aznar’s most striking domestic achievement? Although for years and years Spanish conservatism was associated with Franco, making it psychologically difficult for young Spaniards to embrace the conservative agenda, Aznar has gotten his country past all that. Young and telegenic—a kind of Spanish Tony Blair—Aznar has made conservatism cool.

Posted at 11:53 AM

RE: CROSS PURPOSES [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
Peter, you might want to direct your reader, too, to a Nov. 2001 Madden piece on NRO.

Posted at 11:45 AM

CROSS PURPOSES, CONT'D [Peter Robinson]
From a reader:

“Could you recommend a good book on the Crusades that puts them in correct context? I'm sure many Cornerites would be interested.”

You betcha. A Concise History of the Crusades, by Thomas Madden, a professor of history at St. Louis University, is just marvelous.

Posted at 11:44 AM

“CONFIDENCE, RESOLVE, AND HOPE” [Rich Lowry]
I like that line in particular from the new batch of Bush ads. The confidence and resolve hits at a crucial difference in Bush and Kerry’s leadership styles. Meanwhile, “hope” gets at what could become a Kerry vulnerability: his relentless negativity and the defeatism inherent in his new protectionist-leaning position on trade. Bush has a huge opening to be the optimistic candidate, which is usually an advantage—unless, of course, there is an angry and pessimistic mood among the public come November.

Posted at 11:42 AM

3/11 (11/3?) REALITY CHECK [KJL ]
This should be the message of the week, to John Kerry, American voters, and the world: “
We bring the Muslims in the world the good news that the winds of black death (the anticipated strike on the United States) is now in its final stage...90 percent [ready] and God willing...soon (at the suitable time for the mujahidin (and the believers will rejoice by the victory of Allah). A warning to the nation...: Do not get near the civilian and military establishments of the crusader United States and its allies.

God is Great, God is Great.... Islam is coming...whatever the price....

The Abu-Hafs al-Masri Brigades (Al-Qaeda)
AND:


Posted at 11:28 AM

THE RAIMONDO FLAP [Rich Lowry]
This business of the White House nominating and then withdrawing Anthony Raimondo as “manufacturing czar” appears to have been a first-class fiasco. Raimondo’s company had laid off a bunch of workers and opened a factory in Beijing. That may be a good business practice, but the political problems it would create were entirely predictable, but apparently unanticipated by the Bush team.

Posted at 11:22 AM

"MUHAMMED HORTON" ADS [Jonah Goldberg ]

Sigh. A new Bush ad has an-Arab-looking terrorist in it and already the specter of "racism" is being raised. If the media plays this as they usually do, we can expect a lot of silliness and then, maybe, some ads featuring blue-eyed Mormon kids, old Norwegian women and Chinese men as Islamic terrorists.


Posted at 11:20 AM

LAST WORD ON GIBSON FOR NOW [Jonah Goldberg]

I've got to head out for a while and I've already got several metric tons of Gibson email to wade through. So this is the last one for now, it's fairly representative of the backlash and makes some fine points:

Boy, are you wrong. Being on the verge of baseball season, your post and subsequent weasel words are a huge 'swing and a miss' that can be felt out here in Chicago, even on a windy day...

If a movie about Jesus' death was made by, oh, say Oliver Stone, in which distorted facts were spun into a preposterous conspiracy, and we then saw Stone being interviewed in his Dom Perignon-filled swimming pool, high-fiving his financial backers ("I KNEW those Christian suckers would buy into this!), then I too would be upset at the prospect of his making a gazillion dollars. But not so much with Stone as with the idiots who pay him the money.

Gibson clearly didn't do this as as a financial proposition. I'd wager he expected, at the outset, that he was pretty likely well end up $25mm poorer at the end of it. The fact that he looks to be hitting a gold mine is both a nice snub of Hollywood business acumen, and an opportunity for Gibson to test core beliefs (what would Jesus do if someone dropped a couple hundred million large into his bank account?).
Give him a chance- what with all the defense of the film he's been undertaking, perhaps he hadn't yet made plans on how to spend all the profits?

Of course, if he's filmed high-fiving friends in his Dom-filled pool, you can be sure I won't be buying the DVD of Lethal Weapon VIII.

Otherwise, keep up the good work- you're on a roll.


Posted at 11:15 AM

BBC WHIPLASH [Jonah Goldberg]

From a reader:

Hi Jonah,

Just got back from a week in the UK last night.

The whole time I was there all news outlets and programs...especially the BBC, were wall to wall with coverage of the return of the four UK citizen detainees from Guantanamo. The nation was blanketed with stories, reports and chat show discussions, all of which carried the same underlying themes and memes—barbaric Americans...poor lads...evil Bush...etc..

You would have thought that Army Rangers had swooped down on the Manchester Marks & Spencer’s and ripped these guys out the arms of their blind grandmothers. There was practically no mention of the fact that all of these guys had been picked up in the middle of a war zone in Afghanistan (when they supposedly were visiting Pakistan, which they had suddenly gotten the urge to go visit a few weeks after 9/11.)

Most of the TV channels interrupted regular programming to carry the landing of the C-130 plane carrying the sweet boys. The “presenter” I watched pointed out several times that the British authorities would not be making the lads wear shackles and hoods (unlike some other country we all know and loathe.)

Now the irony...

Yesterday morning the TV channels were in the middle of more live coverage of the Fab Four (preparing to show the release of one of them from the Paddington Green police station and the tearful reuniting with the family) when the reports of the bombings in Spain began to come through. All coverage switched over to cover that developing story.

What a difference a few minutes makes.


Posted at 11:07 AM

KUDOS TO BOB HERBERT [Rich Lowry]
I can’t remember the last time I read a Bob Herbert column. But I highly recommend his column today. It’s about a Marine injured in an accident in Iraq. It reminds you of the dangers faced by our guys even when they aren’t in combat, and the sacrifices so many have made in Iraq. Herbert focuses on Corporal Hector Delgado, who was crushed under a fuel tanker. Here is how he ends the column:

“If Corporal Delgado is harboring any bitterness, I couldn't detect it. There were times, he said, when he wished he had died beneath the trailer. But he fought his way through the mental distress, just as he is fighting through the physical pain, and his goal is to one day walk again. He'll be discharged from the Marines soon and hopes to find work helping other disabled veterans.

‘That's one way I could repay all the people who are helping me now,’ he said.”

Bless Herbert for writing it.

Posted at 11:07 AM

ROUGHLY WRONG [Jonah Goldberg]

Kathryn posts:

E-mailer makes a good point, roughly right, I imagine: "Right off the top 1/2 is going to taxes, that ought to satisfy your social obligation argument."

I'm sorry but this is very wrong and it has nothing to do with Mel Gibson and the Passion. Taxes are not charity. They are not good works. They are not "social obligations" at all. They are a legal requirement ofthe state. Indeed, one sign that our current taxes are too high is that so many people think paying them absolves them of other social responsibilities. This is one of the reasons high taxes are immoral because they constitue the coercion of citizens to do what other people think is right, but you don't (think of federally funded abortions, for example). If paying taxes satisfies your "social obligation" does that mean folks -- like me -- who are always trying to minimize their taxes are less socially responsible, less moral?


Posted at 11:00 AM

HMMMM [Jonah Goldberg]

Here's another:

I can't tell you how flabbergasted I was to see your post on Mel's Profit this morning. It literally reads like something you'd find on Salonor maybe the DNC's website.

1. He invested his own money on this project because on one else would touch it
2. Until the darn thing was released everyone was predicting (hoping?) he would lose his shirt on it
3. Isn't that the epitome of an entrepreneur? Isn't that what you used to celebrate?
4. For which other entrepreneurs have you questioned what they would do with
their profits?
5. Even if he took no risk on the deal (e.g. if he someone else had financed the deal and he had just contracted for a percentage of the profits) -- isn't it a good thing that the made this movie as opposed to Kill Bill or Lethal Weapon 53 anyway? To my knowledge you haven't made a big deal about the profits he or anyone else has made on other films. Why is it okay to make huge profits on Lethal Weapon 4 (which you could argue is of questionable artistic or cultural value) but somehow unseemly to make profits on the Passion?
6. What business is it of yours (or anyones) whether Mel tithes or not?
"(it's certainly fair for him to recoup his investment and then some)"??!?
My God! Who the heck are you? Since when is it National Review's position
(I know, I know, you never said it was NR's position) -- since when it is YOUR position that someone else gets to decide that it's "fair" for him to recoup his investment? And who is going to decide how much "then some" is? The government is already going to take 40% of it; even if he gives 10% to the church, he's still going to be left with $100+ million! We can't have that! After all, this isn't Ernest goes to Rehab, in which case, absolutely, it's okay to make $100 million.

The mind boggles. Perhaps I'm overreacting, but your post has me baffled.
Do you really believe this?

Me: Ignoring the hyperbole, I think point #5 is the best one and I hadn't thought of it that way. After all, why should a man be condemned for making a profit from doing good when he's not condemned for making a profit doing "bad" -- or at least not good. Put aside the readers implicit suggestion that it's okay to condemn making profit from making bad movies, I think this is a very good point. And I'll keep pondering it.

However two points: First, and again, all of this stuff about me having the "right" to "decide" anything strikes me as batty. And it troubles me that I never get these statements from readers when, say, I criticize Michael Moore for treating his own employees like dogs. After all, what business of mine is it how Michael Moore treats his workers? If you're answer is "hypocrisy," fair enough. But there are no shortage of people who would say there's something like hypocrisy in making a film to spread the Gospel and making a huge pile from it.

Which brings me to my second point. This is largely an issue of appearances. It might be right, wrong or something in between for Mel to get super rich off of a film depicting Christ's agony. But, as a matter of objective analysis, I think some people think it doesn't look great.


Posted at 10:52 AM

RE: MEL'S PROFIT [Jonah Goldberg]

I knew these emails were coming:

Jonah,

What business is it of anyone’s what Mel Gibson does with the profit from a movie he financed and made? Why does the fact that it is a religious movie give you, or anyone else, the license to be concerned about the movie’s profits? And why does the AMOUNT of profit dictate the necessity for us all to discuss what he does with the money? If he only made, say $75 million, would you be concerned? By the way, where did Spielberg’s profits for Schindler’s List go? I understand that he did found Survivors of the Shoah Visual History Foundation, a non profit organization after the movie came out. But did he pocket most of the profit? If not, good for him, but I’ve searched the internet and don’t see that topic ever discussed (except where a news story said that Schindler’s wife wanted 6%).

Mel Gibson has given significant portions of his earnings to his religious cause long before his movie was made.

I agree with you most of the time, and maybe I’ve just had too much coffee, but that post just flew all over me.

ME: I'm going to respond at length in the hope of anticipating further emails on this point.

It's funny, we can go on for weeks in the Corner judging what various liberals and/or celebrities do and say without anyone saying "Why is that your business?" But, every now and then, if someone turns their attention on what a conservative icon does, we get the "who's buisness is it?" complaints (the last time for me, I think, was when I said some negative things about Dick Grasso). Well, I'm sorry, it's all of our business. I've addressed this point so many times I don't want to repeat myself. But look at it this way: If you are opposed to government interference in the private sector you need to be in favor of increased vigilence by the private sector. The government has absolutely no business whatsoever with the issue of what Mel Gibson does with his money. But we live in a society too. Shaming, judging, encouraging, applauding, celebrating the actions of public figures is how culture gets made.

I don't think Christina Aguilera should be forced by the feds to stop acting like a tramp, but I do think it's entirely legitimate for me and others to criticize her for acting like such a frat house throw rug. I don't think I have the right to make Mel Gibson do anything. But I have every right to have opinions about the guy and, last time I checked, I have the right to voice those opinions. Indeed, that's what I get paid to do.

As for Spielberg, my recollection is that he did give away all of the profits for the simple reason that a mega-millionaire getting really rich off the Holocaust is a bad look, especially for a guy named Spielberg. If I'm wrong on that, fine. But that doesn't really affect my point, does it?

As for the point about the "AMOUNT" being the issue, fair enough. But I think most reasonable people know what I'm getting at (and most email has been in agreement with me). No, if he made $3 million in profit, I wouldn't be raising the issue. He took serious risks and who knows what kind of price he's yet to pay at the hands of Hollywood etc. But this game can be played in reverse. What if he made $3 billion from a movie about the Crucifixion? Would this reader still be untroubled by it if Gibson did nothing with the money?

By the way, I don't mean to pick on this reader, it's just that I'm getting and will get lots of email on this point.


Posted at 10:21 AM

BLOOD IS THICKER THAN POLITICS [Jonah Goldberg ]

The Washington Post story on the accused spy Susan Lindauer mentions her second cousin Andrew Card by name seven times, including in the second paragraph. Fair enough. But it doesn't mention that she worked for Democrats until the second to last praragraph and even then it's pretty weak: " Lindauer worked as a press aide for some Democrats in Congress in the mid-1990s and as recently as 2002."


Posted at 10:19 AM

MORE RE: MEL'S PROFIT [KJL]
E-mailer makes a good point, roughly right, I imagine: "Right off the top 1/2 is going to taxes, that ought to satisfy your social obligation argument."

Posted at 10:16 AM

EITHER/OR VERSUS BOTH-AND [Jonah Goldberg ]

Note: I think this is very unlikely.

But all of the coverage of the Madrid bombings focuses on whether it ETA or Al Qaeda (See today's Times, for example). What if the real scenario is closer to both-and? First, if it's al Qaeda, the thinking seems to be that it's onee of al Qaeda's subsidiaries. Second, there's been a lot of conjecture that if this is was ETA then it probably isn't the main faction of ETA. Their political arm, after all, condemned the bombings. So if it was the Basques it was probably a rogue faction.

Now, Al Qaeda is, we've been told time and again, a "terrorist holding company." What if one of these splinter groups of al Qaeda found common cause with a splinter group ETA? It is not like terrorist groups -- and regimes -- haven't formed absurd marriages of convenience before (Molotov-Ribbentrop pact anyone?). Remember all of the weird links between and among the IRA, Libya, the Palestinians and the Sandanistas and others during the 1980s?

Indeed, the Islamists could have duped ETA into doing something like this -- or vice versa.

What would make that so troubling is that it would give Al Qaeda a new way of getting around most of the usual security measures designed to foil Islamist attacks. Anyway, just something to ponder.



Posted at 10:13 AM

RE: AMTRAK [KJL]
If you buy your ticket by credit card and use the computers at the big metro stations to print out your ticket, you really never encounter anyone. Dude looks at your ticket from two-three feet away as you are fighting to get down to a good seat when the gates open, and the ticket-taker once the train is moving doesn't do more than take your ticket--at least in my experience. Have never seen a bombsniffing dog, rarely even see Amtrak police. (I say this, too, with the hope that this is history since yesterday--that new rules are in effect--I hope.) I confess that everytime I do the NY-Philly-DC trip, I am reminded how simply amazing it is Madrid has not happened here. Maybe that's kudos to the DOJ and others. But I still wonder, too, if we're just lucky, in some specific respects like rail travel (MetroNorth, Long Island Railroad...).

Posted at 10:11 AM

RE: MEL'S PROFIT [KJL]
I do know he essentially built the church he goes to--so seems he's a bit more than a tither, don't think he's a hoarder. I also, frankly, from all I know from interviews and folks who are tight with him--he is just a genuine decent type--i.e. I wouldn't be worried and I also think he might consider it crass (something in that Book about such things) or worse to shout his good works from the rooftops.

Posted at 10:04 AM

RE MEL'S MONEY [Jonah Goldberg]

First email on the issue:

Jonah,

Good point but seems a bit premature. He has not yet realized the gain.

I do think Mel’s history of spending his money on the Church gives us a clue as to how he will spend this.

Thanks for all the great discussions. I am addicted to The Corner.


Posted at 10:01 AM

BTW... [Jonah Goldberg]
Yes, that "Mel's Profit" headline was a reference to one of the most under-rated TV shows of all time: "Wiseguy."

Posted at 10:00 AM

BLAME SPAIN FIRST [Jonah Goldberg]

The Democratic Underground's analysis.


Posted at 09:55 AM

MEL'S PROFIT [Jonah Goldberg]

The Journal also reports today that Mel Gibson stands to make between $350 and $400 million in profit from The Passion. I am not someone who thinks profits are ever "obscene" -- at least not in the way liberals use the word. However, is no one remotely troubled by this? Whether the movie is wonderful or offensive, it is still about the Crucifixion and Mel Gibson has said time and again that he made the movie out of religious and artistic passion. I take him at his word, and considering the trouble he had in making it, there's a lot of evidence on his side.

But doesn't that raise the question of what he's going to do with all the cash? If he's going to use the money to make more biblical pictures, as he's said he wants, I think that's one thing. But simply pocketing all of the cash (it's certainly fair for him to recoup his investment and then some) without doing good works with it seems, to me at least, problematic. I mean this isn't "Ernest Goes to Rehab," it's a movie about, well, we all know now what it's about -- and he's making a third of a billion dollars from it. Shouldn't he at least tithe it?

Maybe he's addressed this elsewhere and I missed it?


Posted at 09:52 AM

NON-SAMPLING ERROR [Jonah Goldberg]

Other than John Miller's excellent piece in the Journal today, there's also a piece by Sharon Begley on the problems with opinion polls. It's a very useful primer on a problem I've heard about from pollsters and the like for years and it's only going to get worse. Alas, the article's behind their subscription firewall. But two points worth noting:

First, the plus/minus margin of error is the most inconsequential of the problems built into opinion surveys. She explains:

Don't be fooled. For all its apparent precision, the plus-or-minus statement bears little resemblance to how accurately a poll reflects the opinion of voters. It is error of a completely other kind that trips up polls.

(Math-averse readers are allowed to skip this paragraph.) The sampling error represents the range of possible outcomes from taking a random, representative slice of the population. For practical purposes, it equals one divided by the square root of the number of people surveyed. If you poll 1,600 people, then the sampling error is 1/40, or 2.5%.

Second, the real problem with polls is their non-sampling error. These are the people who don't get asked questions because they are either unavailable or unwilling. Surly people, for example, are radically under-represented in public opinion polls. If certain attitudes are over-represented or under-represented among the surly, what are pollsters missing? Pollsters randomly dial phone numbers, but since rich people have more phone lines, are they over-represented? Pollsters won't call cell phones, but young people increasingly have only cell phones. etc etc. Anyway, it's a useful piece.


Posted at 09:42 AM

MORE NON-SUIT WRITTEN ACCOLADES [Jonah Goldberg]

From John in Briggs, Texas:

Dear Jonah,

I couldn't have said it better than Dave, the NRO reader's quote you posted yesterday (Wednesday) around 5:30 pm under the heading of "THE SUITS DIDN'T WRITE THIS" . So I, too, decided to stop freeloading and subscribed to the dead tree version of your excellent magazine. Even though I have been unemployed for a very long time, struggling to find employment (the job market is not as rosy as some at NRO think it is), and my financial condition is tight, I felt that becoming a subscriber was the least I could do to show you and everyone at NRO how much I appreciate, enjoy, and learn from what I read at NRO. I can not believe what I would be missing if NRO didn't exist.

Thanks for everything you do.

With warmest regards,


Posted at 09:24 AM

SPAIN TIMES WATCH [Tim Graham]
With their usual sense of exquisite timing, the New York Times attacked Spain's leader in yesterday morning's editions. Elaine Sciolino huffed: "Years ago, Prime Minister José María Aznar of Spain was called Mr. Nobody because he seemed so pinched and boring. More recently, opponents have branded him a 'vassal' of President Bush for embracing and defending the American-led war in Iraq....Even though Spain's involvement in the Iraq war was opposed by 90 percent of the population, Mr. Aznar stridently defends his decision to drag his country into it."

Posted at 08:13 AM

JUST WONDERING [John J. Miller]
How about John Glenn as Kerry's running mate? Maybe he's too old. (He was healthy enough to fly in the Space Shuttle a few years ago.) The thought came to me a couple of days ago and it strikes me as possibly a really good option for the Democrats. If they carry Ohio, Bush will have a very hard time winning in November. And Glenn could prove popular in lots of other places besides.

Posted at 07:56 AM

YEAH, THAT'S THE TICKET [Tim Graham]
Charles Hurt and Stephen Dinan report in the Washington Times today that John Kerry "refuses to provide any information to support his assertion earlier this week that he has met with foreign leaders who beseeched him to prevail over President Bush in November's election....They refused to give any hints about the leaders such as what region, what continent or even which hemisphere they're from. The Kerry aides also have refused to say how many foreign leaders privately have endorsed their boss." Republicans are saying Kerry is already surpassing Al Gore in the exaggeration department...

CNSNews.com reporter Marc Morano pushed Kerry to respond yesterday to the story of Vietnam Veterans Against the War leader Al Hubbard, a fellow activist he appeared with on "Meet the Press" in 1971 who lied about his rank, about being shot down, about earning a Purple Heart, and even about being in the country of Vietnam. "I think our credibility was tremendous," Kerry insisted.

Posted at 07:54 AM

ALSO... [Jonah Goldberg]
I think it's interesting how much more real and serious this attack seems -- ans is -- than the recent ricin attacks on our own capital.

Posted at 07:03 AM

SPAIN [Jonah Goldberg]
One of the scarier aspects of the Spain bombing, particularly if it's Al Qaeada, is that it shows they can abandon their love of airplanes. For years I've been wondering when it was Al Qaeda would discover commuter trains, and I know I'm not alone. The DC-New York-Boston Amtrak alone would make for a crippling target and, as best I can tell, people can just walk on with a steamer truck of plastic explosives.

Posted at 07:01 AM

IT'S A GOOD IDEA [Jonah Goldberg]
Instapundit had it too.

Posted at 06:57 AM

SUPPORT FOR SPAIN [KJL]
If I were a school teacher, I'd probably get fired today (or Monday, after some antiwar parent complained, as on the day's schedule would be a "Social Studies" lesson on the war on terror and Spain's unwavering commitment to it. I'd have my class writer letters of support and condolences to the citizens of Spain, and send them to the Spanish embassy in D.C.

Posted at 05:54 AM

3/11 [KJL]
Ralph Peters:
Spain has not only taken a firm stand against domestic terrorism, but joined the global War on Terror as an equal partner. The most striking strategic moment of Operation Iraqi Freedom wasn't the opening salvo lighting up Baghdad, but the Azores summit before the war began. The three boldest leaders of Western civilization stood shoulder to shoulder: President Bush, the valiant Tony Blair and Prime Minister Aznar - in many ways the bravest of the three.

On the eve of war, Aznar faced a situation much like the one FDR faced between 1939 and Dec. 7, 1941. FDR knew that we had to join the fight, but the American people didn't appear ready to accept that necessity. Aznar went FDR one better. He ignored the political torpedoes - a majority of Spaniards didn't support sending their troops to Iraq - and did what he saw as essential for the future of his own country and our common civilization.

Aznar risked all politically to do the right thing.

As a result, the forces of international terror want vengeance against Spain.

Posted at 05:48 AM

MILLER [KJL]
in the Journal , on campus.

Posted at 05:31 AM

Thursday, March 11, 2004

SO YOU WANT TO WRITE A POP-MATH BOOK? [John Derbyshire]
FOCUS, the monthly newsletter of the Mathematical Association of America, invited me to do a piece on the writing and marketing of a pop-math book. This article appears in the current (March '04) issue of FOCUS. You can also read it on my website here.

Posted at 07:59 PM

COULDA BEEN NYC [Kate O'Beirne]
Is there any doubt that the al Queda terrorists taking "credit" for the bombings in Madrid would muc