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"IT'S NOT MORTON'S" [KJL] but Vic Matus is a Mickey D's fan all the same. A brave man who deserves to be in the journalism hall of fame for bravery, right alongside our Andrew Stuttaford. Posted at 11:22 PM THE DEBATE [KJL] Some details here. Posted at 10:48 PM GO TOOMEY! [KJL] The the website for the Pennsylvania cable network showing the Specter-Toomey debate seems to be way too busy to allow anyone else to watch the debate live and the debate seems no longer to be on the C-SPAN schedule....so, I offer Corner best wishes to Toomey... Posted at 07:12 PM TOOMEY'S 'BIG MO' GETTING PENNSYLVANIA MEDIA ATTENTION [Jack Fowler] Headline from March 31 Wilkes Barre Times Leader: "Specter faces primary trouble in Northeast, poll says" (proving wrong the line that any publicity is good publicity). Here's the story Posted at 04:32 PM MAKES IT ALL WORTHWHILE [Jonah Goldberg] Here's a letter to the editor which appeared in the San Antonio Express-News this week: "Unfortunately, America has its neocons and the Islamic world has its bin Ladens," spews columnist Mansour O. El-Kikhia in his rant last Friday ("Support for U.S. growing thinner"). Later, he dismisses an Arab inferiority complex as nonsense, then goes to great lengths to explain why Arabs have an inferiority complex. Posted at 03:31 PM FUR AND BALANCED [Andrew Stuttaford] Rat or rabbit? We report. You decide. Posted at 01:08 PM ON THE OTHER HAND [Andrew Stuttaford] Credit where credit’s due. The European Space Agency’s Mars orbiter is coming up with some terrific pictures. Posted at 12:46 PM CROOKS? [Andrew Stuttaford] One of the fascinating things about the EU’s various governing bodies is the way that they manage to combine corruption and cant in roughly equal measures. Nowhere is this more true than in the relentlessly moralizing EU ‘parliament’. To take one example, the way in which many MEPs manipulate their expenses has long been an open secret. Now someone’s talking: “A senior member of the European parliament yesterday exposed what he claimed was widespread corruption at the Strasbourg assembly by revealing that nearly 200 of his fellow Euro MPs had faked attendance at parliamentary sessions in order to pick up generous daily allowances. Hans-Peter Martin, an Austrian Social Democrat MEP, said he had seen scores of colleagues signing on for parliamentary sessions which they had missed, to claim a daily attendance allowance of €262 (£175).” They'll get away with it, doubtless. Posted at 12:38 PM THEATER OF THE ABSURD [Andrew Stuttaford] Here’s a review of a nasty little play now on the London stage. Read it while sitting down. Read it while calm. Read it with a gentle CD playing in the background. Read it with a soothing drink in your hand. Read it while wondering whether the anti-Americanism of certain sections of the European intelligentsia has now become pathological. That’s not a question that should take long to answer. And then notice when the reviewer writes this: “In Beaton's view, only the West is wicked, bringing Armageddon down on its own head. The crimes of the Islamist fundamentalists are conveniently glossed over. Moral equivalence doesn't come much more poisonous than this. “Almost equally distressing is the lameness of the jokes and the routine mocking of Blair and Bush's Christianity - we watch the pair of them singing a song called We're sending you a cluster bomb from Jesus. “Of course, though Beaton evidently regards Christianity as fair game, he lacks the balls to satirise the far more malign fanaticism of the Muslim world. That after all would be really risky. Far safer to pander to the self-loathing of the liberal intelligentsia.” The reviewer is right. In an open society there ought to be nothing wrong, or – and how I hate that word- “offensive” about debating, satirizing and even ridiculing the religious beliefs – or the lack of religious belief – of others. Islam, however, seems to be exempt from this exchange. Criticizing that faith is somehow defined as ‘Islamophobia, ’ a nonsense notion invented with only one purpose – to stifle the criticism of a religion that is long overdue a great deal of criticism. And soon. What a joke. What an insult. Posted at 12:23 PM ENGLAND, 2004 [Andrew Stuttaford] The successes of multiculturalism, continued: ”A school yesterday banned children from wearing England soccer shirts in case they incited racial tension. ”Parents of pupils at Grange School in Stourbridge, West Midlands, were told their children could not wear anything with the England motif during a non-uniform day to mark the last day of term. ”The decision followed attacks on the school by vandals spraying graffiti offensive to white people and the school did not want to heighten tensions." Posted at 12:22 PM STUMBLEBUM [Andrew Stuttaford] FCC Commissioner Michael Copps is, quite clearly, a nincompoop, a ninny, a nanny and a complete waste of space. Needless to say, you are paying his salary. And so am I. Sounding like a guilty porn-surfer caught out by an enraged wife, this fearless bureaucrat is claiming to have “stumbled” on to some “steamy” day-time soaps. ‘The children,’ yada, yada, yada, you know how it goes. Of course, during the term time, at least, most children aren’t slumped in front of these daytime dramas of depravity. They are in school. Oh well. Posted at 11:42 AM TOAD SWALLOWER UPDATE [John J. Miller] The Virginia toad swallowers--Republicans who support tax hikes--may push through their budget on Tuesday, according to the Washington Post. Now the Virginia Club for Growth says it will find primary challengers for GOPers who betray their party's principles. That's okay with Delegate James H. Dillard, Republican of Fairfax, who says, "The right-wing crazies may give you a primary, but they don't get you elected." This guy deserves to lose. Posted at 05:37 AM Friday, April 02, 2004 ON THE OTHER HAND [Rich Lowry] E-mail: “Rich, I think you should take it easy on Col. Michael Walker's comment. Part of being a professional soldier is governing your emotions. You really shouldn't read much into this. We pay these guys to be this way.” Posted at 06:06 PM LAUGHABLE [Rich Lowry] This passage in a David Sanger piece today in the Times is pretty ridiculous. He contrasts Bush’s silence yesterday about Falluja with Clinton’s response to various outrages: “The contrast with some of his predecessors is notable. On the grim day in 1993 when American soldiers were killed in Somalia in an incident that many recalled on seeing the Falluja photographs, President Clinton declared that he was sending reinforcements. ‘He said he was not satisfied that we are doing everything we can to protect the young Americans that are putting their lives on the line so that hundreds of thousands of Somalis can stay alive.’ When Americans died in bombings in Saudi Arabia in 1996, Mr. Clinton flew to Florida from a summit meeting in France and participated in memorial services. He stepped into the Rose Garden to denounce the bombing of the Navy destroyer Cole and to promise to hunt down those who carried out the attack, now attributed to Al Qaeda.” What is most notable, of course, is that none of this Clinton rhetoric was followed up with meaningful action—we cut and run in Somalia, we let the Saudis jerk us around after Khobar Towers, and there was no response to the bombing of the Cole. But he certainly talked a good game. Posted at 05:30 PM “FOUR DEAD BODIES” [Rich Lowry] The New York Times today quotes Col. Michael Walker in Iraq saying this about the non-response to the Falluja incident as it was happening: “‘Should we have sent in a tank so we could have gotten, with all due respect, four dead bodies back? What good would that have done? A mob is a mob. All we would have done was provoke them.’” Again, as we discussed here yesterday, the decision not to do anything at the time may have been correct, but it’s pretty galling to see American military officials speaking this way about the desecration of Americans—what happens to dead bodies matters, and our obligation to those Americans didn’t end after they were killed. Posted at 05:28 PM PAUL KRUGMAN SURPASSES HIMSELF [Rich Lowry] As readers of NRO know, Paul Krugman has established himself as perhaps the single most partisan voice on the New York Times Op-Ed page, no mean accomplishment. Krugman the other day wrote a column criticizing Wolf Blitzer for allegedly passing along a White House smear of Richard Clarke. Krugman wrote, “On CNN, Wolf Blitzer told his viewers that unnamed officials were saying that Mr. Clarke ‘wants to make a few bucks, and that [in] his own personal life, they're also suggesting that there are some weird aspects in his life as well.'" Blitzer on the air Tuesday corrected Krugman, pointing out that he said those words in the course of asking a question of White House correspondent John King. As Blitzer put it Tuesday, “Finally, this clarification. Last Wednesday, while I was debriefing our senior White House correspondent, John King, I asked him if White House officials were suggesting there were some weird aspects to Richard Clarke's life. Clarke, of course, is the former counterterrorism adviser who has sharply criticized the president's handling of the war on terror. I was not referring to anything charged by so-called unnamed White House officials as alleged today by New York Times columnist Paul Krugman. I was simply seeking to flesh out what Bush National Security Council spokesman Jim Wilkinson had said on this program two days earlier” [when he pointed out what he thought was a weird passage in Clarke’s book]. Krugman today takes Blitzer to task for this clarification: “Silly me: I ‘alleged’ that Mr. Blitzer said something because he actually said it, and described ‘so-called unnamed’ officials as unnamed because he didn't name them.” But Krugman clearly distorted the original Blitzer statement. Blitzer was asking John King a question, and right after the bit that Krugman quoted he said, “Is that the sense that you’re getting, speaking to a wide range of officials?” King responded, “None of the senior officials I have spoken to here talked about Mr. Clarke’s personal life in any way.” Let’s repeat: “None of the senior officials I have spoken to here talked about Mr. Clarke’s personal life in any way.” If Krugman really wanted to know the truth about whether the White House was smearing Clarke or not, he should have considered King’s reporting more important than a passage in Blitzer’s question to him. But since King’s definitive factual statement didn’t fit Krugman’s agenda, he left it out. Where’s Daniel Okrent when you need him? Here is the Blitzer-King passage in its entirety: BLITZER: Well, John, I get the sense not only what Dr. Rice just said to you and other reporters at the White House, but what administration officials have been saying since the weekend, basically that Richard Clarke from their vantage point was a disgruntled former government official, angry because he didn't get a certain promotion. He's got a hot new book out now that he wants to promote. He wants to make a few bucks, and that his own personal life, they're also suggesting that there are some weird aspects in his life as well, that they don't know what made this guy come forward and make these accusations against the president. Is that the sense that you're getting, speaking to a wide range of officials? Posted at 05:15 PM WILLIAM SALETAN [Ramesh Ponnuru] has been on an anti-Bush tear lately. His latest piece suggests that Kerry, Edwards, and Gephardt "supported the Patriot Act after 9/11 when Bush urged them to trust law enforcement. Then the Justice Department took liberties with its new powers, and they decided they'd been conned." What liberties were these? Kerry, Edwards, and Gephardt haven't come up with an example of a new power given to the department by Patriot that has been abused. Neither has Saletan. Posted at 04:44 PM BLOGGING THE PENNSYLVANIA SENATE RACE II [KJL] HEre's another one. Posted at 04:30 PM BLOGGING THE PENNSYLVANIA SENATE RACE [KJL] Here's a good one. Posted at 04:28 PM "CITIZENS FOR ARLEN SPECTER" [Ramesh Ponnuru] has a website full of cheap shots at Pat Toomey. The home page has a county-by-county breakdown of the Pennsylvania pork projects Toomey has voted against. Reason enough to vote for him, if you ask me. Posted at 04:27 PM PA. [KJL] Steve Moore in the Pa. Daily News. Posted at 04:25 PM SHAMELESS SELF-PROMOTION [Steve Hayward] Duty requries that I abuse my Corner privileges to plug my new book, The Real Jimmy Carter, that is being released officially in early May by Regnery. But it is already being shipped on Amazon , for those who can't wait. The subtitle gives the flavor of the argument: How Our Worst Ex-President Undermines American Foreign Policy, Coddles Dictators and Created the Party of Clinton and Kerry Relive the days of double-digit inflation, "lust in my heart," killer rabbit attacks, rampant Soviet advances, as well as the preposterous jogging shorts that Clinton emulated. Enjoy! Posted at 04:19 PM TOOMEY VS SPECTER [KJL] Their one debate is tomorrow. Posted at 03:43 PM HOW BAD IS THE HIGHWAY BILL? [KJL] So bad that two members of the House Republican leadership voted against it: majority whip Roy Blunt and deputy whip Eric Cantor. The president threatened to veto a bill that was larger than $256 billion. The House bill is $276 billion, and the Senate bill is $318 billion. If the final bill is not a lot smaller, the president will have to make good on his veto threat--and at least two members of the Republican leadership will support him. Posted at 03:37 PM NAMING GAY MARRIAGE [John Derbyshire] A reader from the Friendly Giant to the North has come up with just the word: "homogamy." Posted at 03:07 PM ISLAM V. DOGS [Jonah Goldberg] Cosmo takes no offense whatsoever. Cosmo and I have looked at the issue several times. There was Cosmo's interview with the president of Pakistan, and my own meager efforts here , here and here.
Posted at 03:02 PM MOTHER OF ALL LOADED QUESTIONS [Jonah Goldberg] From a reader: Hello: Posted at 02:53 PM BILL NAMES [Ramesh Ponnuru] I'm with Derb in disliking personalized bill names, for the reasons he mentions. I'm also against bill names such as the Patriot Act and the Safe Act, which are also designed to short-circuit debate. I'm also against making a big deal out of celebrities' political views. That said, given that we live in the political culture that actually exists, do I mind renaming the Unborn Victims of Violence Act "Laci and Conner's Law"? Do I mind, that is, exploiting a minor defect of our political culture to help get a good bill enacted? Not really. And if Britney Spears were to turn out to favor the abolition of the capital-gains tax, I would recommend that she be a featured speaker on Capitol Hill. Posted at 02:42 PM WHY [KJL] is a "Catholic" church in Chicago allowing abortion supporter Desmond Tutu to speak there on Palm Sunday? (this is far from a first for this church, though. there are many problems, evidently, going back a bit) Posted at 02:04 PM THE KORAN'S COSMO RULE [Kate O'Beirne] According to the AP: "At weekly prayers on Friday, a cleric condemned the mutilation of four slain American contractors in this conservative city, but did not criticize the killings." The cleric explained, "Prophet Muhammed prohibited even the mutilation of a dead, mad dog and he considered such a thing as religiously forbidden." So, the barbaric killing of civilians is OK, but following death their remains deserve the same respect accorded to dogs. It will be interesting to see if this condemnation holds up as an example of a "moderate" cleric's welcome influence. (No insult to Cosmo intended. We know he's not mad, just a little angry sometimes.) Posted at 01:56 PM CRYING AT THE SIGNING [KJL] Derb, I take your point about the emotionalization of law, but Sharon Rocha and the others were instrumental in getting this law passed. And, frankly, Laci and Conner Peterson were. Theoretically, is this a great trend? Maybe not, in the history of legislation and law. However, these women and their murdered loved ones are the reason the bill got signed. And, I don’t think the law would have passed without the moniker. So I’m cool with it. This wasn’t photo-op-tear time, this was real. Posted at 01:54 PM GET OUT YOUR HANKIES (CONT.) [John Derbyshire] A mathematical acquaintance has a different take on it: "Derb---May I propose the 'Vote For This Or You're a Low Down Polecat Act' that would grant mathematicians a lifetime stipend of a couple hundred grand a year. Alternate names: 'Only Wife-beaters Would Vote Against This Act,' or perhaps 'Universal Peace, Happiness and Brotherhood Act.' ... Whatever it takes to get that lifetime stipend." Incidentally, prior to signing the act, the Prez had a meeting with some victims, including Mrs. Peterson's mother, and they **did** have their hankies out. There is a photograph in my morning edition of LONG ISLAND NEWSDAY (but not on the web version). Posted at 01:45 PM THE POWER OF LAW [Jonah Goldberg] Derb - The modern faith in the power of words on paper knows no bounds. Forget the Kellogg-Briand Pact. My favorite example was from NY Governor George Pataki. "It is conceivable," he said upon signing a hate-crimes bill a few years ago "that if this law had been in effect one hundred years ago, the greatest hate crime of all, the Holocaust, could have been avoided." Ah, that's what would have stopped Hitler -- a law saying it was illegal to exterminate millions! Posted at 01:45 PM DRUDGE TURNS NINE [KJL] Happy anniversary! Posted at 01:44 PM GET OUT YOUR HANKIES, WE'RE SIGNING A LAW [John Derbyshire] Some excellent points on what I called "the personalization and sentimentalization of the law," from a reader: "Derb---Speaking of these law names, I think they're actually rather undemocratic and oppressive for a number of reasons: "1. They seek to delegitimize opposition- you're not just against the law, you're against Laci and Connor! "2. They corrupt the civil service and judiciary by forcing them to deal with blatantly partisan legislation, and erase the distinction between law and politics (which is pretty much gone, I admit). "3. They make it difficult for citizens to know what's going on. Can you imagine if every law was named after somebody? Currently, I can find an act in any province without too much trouble- the Pension Benefits Act, the Wills Act, etc. With people names, legislation becomes even more opaque and difficult to deal with." Posted at 01:34 PM MATH FOR THE SINGLE GUY [John Derbyshire] Who says algebra's no use? Posted at 01:17 PM YES [KJL] evidently The Corner is napping. Posted at 01:15 PM THE CORNER AS PAGE SIX [KJL] KLo ran into (literally) Monk at the Waldorf a little bit ago. I didn't ask him for his post-liberation assessment of Iraq (he was among those protesting it, pre), or much of anything else. Page Six will stay in business. Posted at 01:12 PM TOAD SWALLOWERS [John J. Miller] Looks like a handful of Virginia Republicans who have been holding the line on the tax hike supported by the Democratic governor and state senators (of both parties) are about to give up. At least there's a silver lining attached to this dark cloud: We now have an excellent new term for Republicans who decide tax increases aren't such a bad thing. Let's start calling them "Toad Swallowers," in honor of state Delegate Bobby Orrock, who has made the following announcement: "I'm willing to swallow the toad and take my lumps." What he means, of course, is that he's going to vote for more taxes. It's our job to give him lumps. Lots of them. Del. Orrock: You are a profile in cowardice, you stinking toad swallower. Posted at 10:18 AM PETER SINGER'S IDEA OF A GOOD NIGHT [Jonah Goldberg ] But another beer cautionary tale for the rest of us. Posted at 10:08 AM BEER [Jonah Goldberg] A cautionary tale. Posted at 10:06 AM UH OH [Cosmo] This is just what I was afraid of. Scroll down to the keep your powder dry headline. Posted at 10:03 AM HORNUNG'S RIGHT [Jonah Goldberg] Once again, a gaffe is defined as accidentally telling the truth. There is absolutely no way to look at the current state of college admissions, black athletics and black academics and not come to the conclusion that he did. It's terrible that it's true, but I fail to see how it's not. What people refuse to accept about the affirmative action/quota debate is that this is a supply problem, not a demand problem. Schools are desperate for black students, and there's an intense bidding war for academically qualified black students which often results in medicore students beeing put in hyper-competitive environments (which is why the black drop-out rate is so high). The days when it was hard for a black kid to get into a good college because of his race are so over we can barely see them in the rearview mirror. The problem is that our public schools and the black community simply cannot meet the demand for qualified students. Meanwhile, there's an over-supply for qualified athletes. If the same energies applied to hoops could be applied to books, the quotas argument would disappear. Posted at 10:00 AM SPAIN AGAIN [John J. Miller] K Lo: Thanks for linking to the story about the latest bomb in Spain--looks like a catastrophe averted, thank goodness. Now, let's review: Spain gets attacked, 200 people die, voters throw out the tough-on-terror ruling party, and the country is still in the line of fire. Can we all agree that appeasement doesn't work? Posted at 09:59 AM SPECIFIC VS. GENERAL [Jonah Goldberg] Andrew Sullivan comes out in favor of a gas tax to pay for the war. To be honest, I think he makes some perfectly valid points. Personally, I'm a bit off the reservation on gas taxes because I do think there's a good national security argument for weaning ourselves away from oil (and/or boosting the domestic exploration market). I know, I know there are lots of good arguments the other way and I'm not actually advocating raising gas taxes right now. So let's have that argument later. But what I do like is Andrew's claim that "A gas tax for the war would be a great idea: it would mean a real general sacrifice..." coming just days after he admitted he does not drive and never has. Posted at 09:51 AM GAS PRICES [Jonah Goldberg] I know Steve already raised this point earlier this week, but I still don't understand why liberals are so angry about high gas prices. Okay, I guess I do understand, I'm just astounded. For example, Bill Clinton and Al Gore raided the Strategic Petroleum Reserve the last tine gas prices went through the roof. Now Gore is a longstanding champion of alternative fuels. The best way to get the market to pursue alternative fuels is for the current fuel in use to get more expensive. Indeed, Gore at the time was the nation's biggest champion of "lockboxes" -- well what is the SPR if not a lockbox? Since commodities are fungible, Gore could have just as easily come out in favor of raiding the Medicare trust fund to offset high gas prices. Similarly, how many times have we heard Euro-envious liberals talk about how enlightened Europe's outrageously expensive gas prices are? But when the free market results in American gas prices rising to a third of what they are across the pond the same liberals are stunned by the regressive cruelty being done to the working man. I guess it's a classic example of how the State is sanctified in the eyes of liberals, and therefor harm inflicted by it is holy. Posted at 09:34 AM "DOCTOR" [KJL] Perhaps America's most ardent defender of the right to a partial-birth abortion, "Dr." Leroy Carhart during one of these trials this week: "at least once a month, an entire fetus is expelled from the mother during a D&E he is performing. ''The fetuses are alive at the time of delivery,' he said. There is a heartbeat 'very frequently.' Posted at 09:27 AM LAWS HAVE FEELINGS, TOO? [John Derbyshire] Leaving aside the main point (the criminality of killing an unborn child without the mother's permission), and the meta-point (the federalizing thereof), is anyone else as irritated as I am by this tagging of legislation with the names of victims? "Megan's Law," ... "The Ryan White Act" (which, as Michael Fumento noted, would more rationally be named "The Robert Mapplethorpe Act"),... Now we have "Laci and Connor's Law." Doesn't anyone feel, as I do, that it subtracts from the cold majesty of the law to personalize and sentimentalize legislative acts in this way? Even less personal, but still sentimental, epithets like "The No Child Left Behind Act" give me the creeps. Can't we just have bland, legal-sounding laws? Watching the signing ceremony for "Laci and Connor" on the telly, I found myself waiting for the hankies to come out. The State is the cold, stern guardian of our rights and liberties, not a frigging psychoanalyst leading Group. Posted at 09:11 AM WHAT PAUL HORNUNG SHOULD HAVE SAID [Roger Clegg] Pro Football Hall of Famer (and Notre Dame alum) Paul Hornung is in hot water because he said Notre Dame “can’t stay as strict as we are as far as the academic structure is concerned because we’ve got to get the black athlete.” Any fool knows that the right way to say this is that “Notre Dame must adopt a more holistic approach in its admissions in order to achieve greater diversity.” Posted at 09:09 AM ANOTHER BOMB ON SPANISH TRAIN [KJL] Posted at 09:07 AM A CHALLENGE FOR THE KERRY CAMP [KJL] More than a few new jobs in the U.S. in March: 308,000. Posted at 09:03 AM HOLLYWOOD VS. BUSH [Tim Graham] Jim Rutenberg's piece in today's New York Times has some fascinating quotes from Hollywood about President Bush. First, Whoopi Goldberg: "You want to say to people, 'Wait a minute, is this man leading this country as an American or is he leading the country as a Christian?'" Is religious faith in office disqualifying, even un-American? Robert Breech, an executive producer of "The Practice" on ABC, said his show was trying to spark debate and entertain while presenting both sides (sure, with the conservative side offering all the straw-man arguments). In one episode, a lawyer gave an impassioned speech to a jury in which she referred to the use of a "free speech zone" that kept protesters away from Mr. Bush. "What is happening to this country?" the lawyer asked. Breech explained: "We're really just inviting people to think about these things...How far is too far in seeking security?" Hasn't he heard about free speech being cordoned off outside abortion clinics? Posted at 08:15 AM Thursday, April 01, 2004 RE: C-SPAN [KJL] Jonah: Great idea! 9 AM mandatory nap time for NRO! Posted at 10:24 PM SOMALIA VS FALLUJAH [Jonah Goldberg] I know I'm coming in late on this, but I've been away all day (baby Lucy was in the hospital -- she's fine and home now) and I listened to an extended conversation about this on NPR and on various cable shows. I'm afraid I don't see the comparison at all -- beyond the fact that in both instances ungrateful, evil savages mutilated the bodies of Americans. Beyond that, what's the similarity? Somalia was peripheral to our national interests, Iraq is central. These guys were contract security. The troops in Somalia were in uniform and by almost any standard they won the day. We cut and run after Somalia. We're going to stick it out in Iraq. The savages in Somalia largely got away with it. I doubt that will happen with the Fallujites (Fallujans? Fallopians?). Posted at 10:06 PM POP-CULTURE CORNER: SPEAKING OF BAITING [KJL] Not Troy! I'll go back to work now... Posted at 10:04 PM TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION... [KJL] ...yes I knew today's date when I posted that Chris Cox link earlier and I was trying to bait you. Posted at 09:56 PM FOUNDERS AS LEADERS [Jonah Goldberg] Rick - I'm not particularly qualifed to weigh in, but in my own order of preference -- as opposed to the tough issue of "leadership" -- I'd say Madison, Hamilton, Washington, Adams, Jefferson. In terms of "greatness" I'd say Washington, Jefferson, Madison, Adams, Hamilton. But that's without a lot of reflection so I'm open to argument. But, for the record, I've really never liked Jefferson even if I'm willing to concede his smarts and all that. Posted at 09:39 PM C-SPAN [Jonah Goldberg] I'll be on at 7:00 AM EST. Then, my usual Friday gig on CNN at 8:34ish. Then: Back to sleep. UPDATE! I'M NOT DOING C-SPAN. THEY JUST CALLED. SOME OTHER TIME. Posted at 09:32 PM FOUNDERS AT PRINCETON [Rick Brookhiser] Off to Princeton tomorrow to discuss the late great Founding Fathers. It's a program, "Leadership in the Early Republic," co-sponsored by The James Madison Program in American Ideals and Institutions and the Woodrow Wilson School Program in Leadership Studies. Gordon Wood gives the keynote tomorrow night on George Washington; then Saturday we have Alan Taylor on John Adams, Barbara Oberg on Thomas Jefferson, Lance Banning on James Madison and Joanne Freeman on Alexander Hamilton. I have the task, delightful considering the subjects, unenviable considering the star power of my predecessors, of summing it all up. The website is here. How would Cornerites rank these men as leaders?, 1 through 5, 1 being best? Posted at 09:29 PM DEPARTMENT OF WOMBLAND SECURITY [KJL] Planned Parenthood's April Fool's Day site. Posted at 04:58 PM RE: ERR [KJL] This, of course, is why we pay Ramesh the big bucks--and pray voices of reason, on just about every issue listen to him. (Me, I just get excited when I hear anything that sounds decisive and good from that bureacracy on Michigan Ave....of course it would be ill-advised) Posted at 04:54 PM ME=MIA [Jonah Goldberg] Sorry for not being around -- I had an emergency I had to deal with. FYI, C-Span for tomorrow is on hold. Congress is coming in early so I may do it at 7:00 AM or maybe not at all. Posted at 04:52 PM THE BISHOPS ERR [Ramesh Ponnuru] That was a remarkable statement they put out, Kathryn--and, I'm afraid, a foolish one. There have always been pro-lifers in the all-or-nothing camp: people who object to our trying to ban partial-birth abortions when all the other abortions are just as bad. The bishops' conference has thankfully not been among their number. Until now. They object to the Kass council's recommendation of a time limit for embryo research. They say it's not good enough: There's no good reason to allow the destruction of a one-day-old embryo but to prohibit the destruction of a fifteen-day-old one. That limited point is, in my mind, wholly correct. But that's a reason to say that we should prohibit research past the fifteen-day mark while working toward a complete ban. It is not a reason to trash the idea of partial legislative action. Keep in mind that what the council is proposing is not just an end to federal funding--it's making research on embryos past a certain age illegal. The president has not even called for this. Sam Brownback hasn't. The bishops themselves haven't in any significant way been trying to do this. The bishops also object to the proposal to make it illegal to clone an embryo with the intention of implanting it in a woman's womb. They say this ban would not be enforceable--as of course it would not be, against a rogue scientist. It would, however, effectively prevent industries from arising out of certain kinds of biotechnological manipulation that the bishops themselves oppose. In the interests of charity, let's come up with an argument for the bishops' position that they themselves do not articulate. Perhaps they are worried that the council's proposals will undercut the momentum for more sweeping alternatives that they favor. But that clearly cannot be their reason for coming out against the date-certain proposal: Nobody has a stronger alternative. Nor is there strong momentum behind a stronger and better ban on human cloning. The whole thing strikes me as a failure of political judgment. Posted at 04:35 PM PLEASE DON'T OFFEND THE MOTHER...I MEAN, WOMEN WITH CHOICES [KJL] From one of the partial-birth-abortion trials going on this week: In the Manhattan courtroom, Casey also questioned Johnson about whether physicians warn women that a fetus is dismembered during an abortion. Posted at 04:29 PM THE NEWS FROM SUFFOLK COUNTY [John Derbyshire] There's the big stuff, and then there's the local stuff. Sometimes the local stuff is much more of a pleasure to read than the big stuff. My local newspaper, the excellent SUFFOLK LIFE, has a story about a local serviceman just returned from a 1-yr tour of duty in Iraq. Lt. Matt Shifrin has been serving with the U.S. Military Police Corps. Here is what he says: "There are evil people in the world that need to be killed. As harsh and cold as this may sound, it is the truth none the less. You cannot fight them in a court of law because they fail to recognize any higher secular authority. Unfortunately, you can only fight them on the battlefield, where judgments are quick and sentencing is instantaneous. That is how you defeat terrorism. ... I don't know if we were fighting terrorism directly by invading Iraq and ousting Saddam, but I do know that as long as these extremist groups are planning and expending resources by attacking soldiers in Iraq, they are less capable of attacking helpless civilians in the U.S., Israel, and other civilized nations. ... I am ... a proud American who has done his part in preserving our way of life for future generations." To my way of thinking, these plain sentences are worth a whole year of New York Times editorials or any number of speeches at the U.N. God bless Lt. Shifrin. Oh, and... THANK YOU! Posted at 03:59 PM YOU HAVE BIBLE STUDY TONIGHT? [KJL] Skip it. Were going to go to Mass? Skip it. You clearly haven't heard the CNN teaser all day: Peter Jenning on the true story of Jesus, tonight on Larry King Live. To think, it took millennia... Posted at 03:54 PM LACI AND CONNER'S LAW SIGNED [KJL] PResident Bush signed it earlier this hour. Here are his remarks: I'm pleased that you all could be here for the first bill signing ceremony of the year 2004. Posted at 03:50 PM THE SPOOFING SPIRIT? [Tim Graham] If you think Chris Cox and Jacko is outrageous, check out these quotes. Posted at 02:55 PM THE RUBAIYAT OF GORD HUNSACKER [John Derbyshire] On the subject of poetry; I recently quoted from Fitzgerald's translations of Omar Khayyam here on The Corner. Spotting this, a reader alerted me to the definitive critique of the old Persian versifier: "I Could Write A Better Rubaiyat Than That Khayyam Dips***" I just hope this guy leaves Yeats alone. Posted at 02:28 PM LYING LIARS [Andrew Stuttaford] Some months ago, the EU got into trouble when its 'racism and xenophobia' monitoring center tried to suppress findings that much of the rise in european anti-semitism is attributable to young Muslims. Now it seems like Brussels is up to its old tricks again. The Daily Telegraph has more: "A study released by the EU's racism and xenophobia monitoring centre astounded experts by concluding that the wave of anti-Jewish persecution over the last two years stemmed from neo-Nazi or other racist groups. "The largest group of the perpetrators of anti-Semitic activities appears to be young, disaffected white Europeans," said a summary released to the European Parliament . "A further source of anti-Semitism in some countries was young Muslims of North African or Asian extraction." According to the Telegraph, the contents of the report tell a rather different story, however: "The headline findings contradict the body of the report. This says most of the 193 violent attacks on synagogues, Jewish schools, kosher shops, cemeteries and rabbis in France in 2002 - up from 32 in 2001 - were "ascribed to youth from neighbourhoods sensitive to the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, principally of North African descent. "The percentage attributable to the extreme Right was only nine per cent in 2002," it said. The report on Belgium said most of the fire-bomb and machine-gun attacks on Jewish targets were the result of a spillover from the Palestinian intifada. The European Jewish Congress accused the EU watchdog of twisting data from the 15 member states to suit its own ideological bias, describing the report as a catalogue of "enormous contradictions, errors and omissions." Every time you think that the corrupt and authoritarian 'Union' has lost its ability to shock, it comes up with something else. So what's going on? The EU's bureaucracy is not, whatever people may say, riddled with anti-Semites, although there's no doubt that some of the criticism of Israel from Brussels has tipped over into an expression of that ancient hatred (some of which, interestingly, has been displaced into an anti-Americanism that has long since lost any connection with the rational). The real culprint, however, continues to be Europe's unwillingness to contemplate the nature of the challenge it now faces. It's not a challenge that's going away, but if the EU's establishment has to throw a few Jews to the wolves in order to preserve the multicultural illusion for a little bit longer, that's exactly what it will do. Posted at 02:24 PM UK TERROR THREAT [Andrew Stuttaford] Here's an interesting piece from the Daily Telegraph on the apparent discovery of a major, and home-grown, terrorist conspiracy in the UK . Two passages stand out: "In coming days, the liberal media will be awash with spokesmen of the Muslim community voicing a predictable mixture of self-righteousness and theological platitudes about the benign nature of their religion." Sound familiar? And then there's this: "An implacable scepticism among those who shape public opinion towards lame excuses for terrorism would also go some way to denying the perpetrators the moral justifications they still appear to need. Finally, instead of teaching a bland, rights-focused multiculturalism, let alone atheism, under the aegis of "religion" as irrelevantly proposed by Dr Rowan Williams, the Archbishop of Canterbury, our educators should think hard about their failure to inculcate our values, be they religious or secular or a combination of the two, in the minds of Britain's very own generation of terrorists." That's well said. Posted at 02:13 PM THEY CAN HAVE MY VOCABULARY... [John Derbyshire] ...when they prise it from my cold dead fingers. In yesterday's column I indulged myself in a grumble about the loss of the word "gay" to the homosexualists. Language conservatives have been grumbling about this for 40 years, of course; but I don't see why there should be any statute of limitations on linguistic larceny of this kind. The true outrageousness of this particular crime has just been brought home to me. By way of reviewing Volume 2 of Roy Foster's biography of W.B. Yeats, I have been re-reading my way through Yeats's COLLECTED POEMS. Now, one of the things that makes Yeats such a great poet is that he never "went off." His later poems are just as good -- though in different ways--as his earlier ones. One of his best is "Lapis Lazuli," written in 1936, when Yeats was 71 years old. It spells out, in a very allusive way, an attitude to the transience of life, based on the contemplation of an 11-inch high Chinese carving, in the kind of stone called lapis lazuli, given to Yeats by his friend Henry Clifton. The word "gay" is essential to both the sound and the sense of this poem, for instance in the tremendous final couplet: "Their eyes mid many wrinkles, their eyes, / Their ancient, glittering eyes, are gay." (Dylan Thomas, when reading the poem to audiences, used to leave a long pause before the last two words.) The problem is, of course, that you can't read this poem as it was meant to be read, because that key word has been trashed. This might seem a small thing to get worked up about, in a world where horrors like the Fallujah killings are happening every day, but I am worked up about it. (And the poem, by the way, addresses exactly the propriety of getting worked up over art in a world of war--or, in Yeats's case, incipient war.) I for one will not surrender. I am going to use "gay" in its proper, Yeatsian sense every chance I get. Posted at 01:45 PM MORE ON CLARKE AND RWANDA [Rich Lowry] Posted at 01:37 PM BOYS [Rich Lowry] E-mail: "Rich,I don't know about you, but I did things when I was a kid that I would never do now, such as shooting birds, woodchucks, etc ffor no good reason down on my Grandparent's farm. Never bothered me in the least. Could never figure out why Dad, after telling me that he used to do the same thing as a kid, would say, 'Yeah, I just kinda lost my taste for hunting at some point. I don't want to hurt them for no reason.' Posted at 01:34 PM CATO, FRIEDMAN, DE SOTO [KJL] WASHINGTON–The Cato Institute today announced that the winner of the second biennial Milton Friedman Prize for Advancing Liberty is internationally recognized economist and property rights activist Hernando de Soto.Ramesh interviewed de Soto about property rights in Iraq this past May. Read his interview here. Posted at 01:33 PM "NOT EVEN CLOSE TO MOGADISHU" [Rich Lowry] E-mail: "Mr Lowry, Posted at 01:28 PM WHAT WAS CHRIS COX THINKING? [KJL] Posted at 01:01 PM AMEN: CATHOLIC BISHOPS ON LATEST KASS COMMISSION REPORT [KJL] Remarkable statement from the Catholic bishops' conference [bold is mine]: Today the President’s Council on Bioethics released a report on reproductive technologies that deserves attention from all concerned about technological abuse of human life.Read the whole thing here. Posted at 12:51 PM MORE FALLUJAH [Rich Lowry] E-mail: "Rich, Why no response from the forces on the ground? I think there are two reasons: A) they could not be saved at that point, and B) it would have entailed a rather large scale use of force against civilians to cut through the crowd. I think the practical thing to do was to back off, and then prepare an encirclement/house by house weapons search like thjat which was recently done in Tikrit to take place in the next few days. I am hopeful that it will be done in the next few days; otherwise there is the potential for this being hailed as a "Mogadishu" by Al Qaeda, the Ba'ath Dead Enders, and a few professors at Coulmbia, if you remember that incident: Posted at 11:46 AM AMERICAN FLATFOOTEDNESS [KJL] Rick's latest NY Observer column is on our tendency to look in the wrong direction: The 9/11 hearings and the testimony of Richard Clarke remind me that Republicans have been here before, though it was before my time, and they were on the other side.Read the whole thing here. Posted at 11:25 AM FALLUJAH [Andrew Stuttaford] Rich, on your first point, at least part of the answer is, as so often, to be found in the pages of Lord of the Flies. Posted at 11:12 AM FALLUJAH [Rich Lowry] A few observations, based on today’s report in the New York Times. 1) It often seems when there is horrific mob violence, boys are in the middle of it: “Some witnesses said the Americans were still alive when one boy came running up with a jug of gasoline. Soon, both vehicles were fireballs. ‘Everybody here is happy with this,’ Mr. Furhan, the taxi driver, said. ‘There is no question.’ After the fires cooled, a group of boys tore the corpses out of the vehicles. The crowd cheered them on. The boys dragged the blackened bodies to the iron bridge over the Euphrates River, about a mile away.” 2) It is hard to understand why there was no response from nearby U.S. forces to the incident while it was taking place: “There are a number of police stations in Falluja and a base of more than 4,000 marines nearby, but even as the security guards were being swarmed and their vehicles set on fire, sending plumes of inky smoke over the closed shops of the city, there were no ambulances, no fire engines and no assistance.” 3) Maybe we didn’t want to provoke a larger incident by responding, but it just seems shameful that we didn’t at least go and take the bodies down from the bridge: “Some people said they saw four bodies hanging over the water, some said only two. At sunset, nurses from a nearby hospital tried to take the bodies away. Men with guns threatened to kill the nurses. The nurses left. The bodies remained.” Posted at 10:55 AM DOH! DOH! [KJL] Homer wants a raise. Posted at 10:42 AM COMING IN WITH A WHIMPER [Tim Graham] The Washington Post also signals its liberal bias by putting Al Franken on the front page AGAIN. Howard Kurtz reports from the battle front: “the signal was elusive in Los Angeles, its San Francisco station didn’t materialize, and its Internet feed kept breaking off.” So how on Earth is this front-page news? (Maybe it’s because this tinhorn network with next to no affiliates has “less than 100 employees.” Losing money hand over fist, eh?) Tom Brokaw did a whole story on his show last night, saying talk radio “of course, is dominated by conservatives.” Perhaps we should all this as a tribute: they really, really hate the idea that there’s conservative talk radio to act as instant rebuttal to Dan, Tom, Peter, Katie, Diane, and Harry. Posted at 09:05 AM FALLUJAH [KJL] The New York Times frontpage this morning actually shows the bodies hanging from the bridge. Posted at 07:37 AM RE: POST POSTURING [Tim Graham] Guys, the obnoxious implication of that Post headline, “Top Focus Before 9/11 Wasn’t On Terrorism,” is the suddenly partisan Richard Clarke’s comparative notion that Clinton’s number one focus WAS terrorism, which is laughable. Hitting Rice for this is in some ways like attacking Laura Bush because she planned to highlight early childhood education that day. Does the Post want us to point out what its headlines were that morning? Or how much it focused on al-Qaeda in the first eight months of the Bush administration? If the press wants to run the government, then some blame has to come around to them, and the media were busy with...hating the first tax cut. Posted at 07:36 AM POLLY AWARDS [John J. Miller] It's April Fools Day, which means the Collegiate Network is releasing its latest set of Campus Outrage Awards, also known as the Polly Awards. Multicultural porn at UCSB; hate-crime lies at Northwestern; professors who hate conservatives. For the list of winners, go here. [See NR's Meghan Clyne on one of the first place winners--Yale's Sex Week--here.] Posted at 06:05 AM RE: CONDI'S SPEECH [KJL] Agreed, John J.; I kept looking for the there there. I think that last line of that piece in the Post says it all, too: "An earthquake of the magnitude of 9/11 can shift the tectonic plates of international politics," which Rice did say in April 2002, in the replacement speech at SAIS. Andrew Sullivan has good forward-looking blog on it here. Posted at 05:57 AM DEFENSIBLE [John J. Miller] I'm continually puzzled by the liberal allegation that 9-11 happened because the Bush administration distracted itself with missile defense--the latest version of this claim appears in today's Washington Post, which runs a big story on how Condi Rice was going to give a pro-missile defense speech the day the terrorists struck. The logic here is sort of like saying if we'd only had better airline security on 9-11, regime change in Iraq would not have been necessary. Missile defense has little to do with terrorism; it responds to a completely different set of threats, which were compelling three years ago and remain so today. The topic of Rice's undelivered speech is a piece of trivia, not a revelation. Posted at 05:35 AM Wednesday, March 31, 2004 IRANIAN YOUTH VS. KHAMENEI [KJL] Posted at 09:20 PM RWANDA--CLARKE OBSTRUCTED ACTION [Rich Lowry] The Clinton administration's conduct during the Rwandan genocide was one of the more shameful episodes in recent American history, and Dick Clarke was in the middle of it--playing politics, at least according to this passage from Samantha Power's excellent book A Problem from Hell: “At the NSC the person who managed Rwanda policy was not [Tony] Lake but Richard Clarke, who oversaw peacekeeping policy and for whom the news from Rwanda only confirmed a deep skepticism about the viability of UN deployments. Clarke believed that another UN failure could doom relations between Congress and the United Nations. He also sought to shield the president from congressional and public criticism. Donald Steinberg managed the Africa portfolio at the NSC and tried to look out for the dying Rwandans, but he was not an experienced in-fighter, and, colleagues say, he ‘never won a single argument’ with Clarke.” Posted at 04:51 PM CLINTON KNEW... [Rich Lowry] ... about the Rwandan genocide, at least according to this story in the Guardian: Papers prove US knew of genocide in Rwanda By Rory Carroll April 1, 2004 US president Bill Clinton's administration knew Rwanda was being engulfed by genocide in April 1994 but buried the information to justify its inaction, classified documents made available for the first time reveal. Senior officials privately used the word genocide within 16 days of the start of the killings, but chose not to do so publicly because the president had already decided not to intervene. Intelligence reports obtained using the US Freedom of Information Act show the cabinet and almost certainly the president knew of a planned "final solution to eliminate all Tutsis" before the slaughter reached its peak. It took Hutu death squads three months from April 6 to murder about 800,000 Tutsis and moderate Hutus and at each stage accurate, detailed reports were reaching Washington policymakers. The documents undermine claims by Mr Clinton and his officials that they did not fully appreciate the scale and speed of the killings. "It's powerful proof that they knew," said Alison des Forges, a Human Rights Watch researcher and authority on the genocide. Posted at 04:22 PM PHYSICIST JOKE [John Derbyshire] Plaintive cries from non-physicist readers asking me to exmplain the Heisenberg joke. Er, well. Heisenberg discovered (in 1927) the famous Uncertainty Principle in quantum mechanics. The principle is a formal mathematical statement of the idea that in order to observe something as small as (say) an electron, you have to bounce a light photon (or something equivalent) off it; and that by doing so, you disturb it, so that its subsequent behavior is not what it otherwise would have been. The way this works out mathematically, and putting it a bit loosely, is that you can't know BOTH the position AND the velocity of a particle with high precision. The more precisely you know the one, the less precisely you'll know th other. The principle actually says: (Uncertainty in measurement of position) TIMES (Uncertainty in measurement of momentum) MUST EXCEED (a certain constant number). Thus, if one uncertainty is verty small, the other one must be huge, to make the principle true. There is a decently full account here. Posted at 04:07 PM FALLUJA [Andrew Stuttaford] Reuters now has a detailed report on the grotesque scenes that took place in Falluja. I won't reproduce it here, but I will note this: " As the victims lay burning, a crowd of around 150 men chanted "Long live Islam" and "Allahu Akbar" ("God is Greatest") while flashing victory signs for the television cameras." Posted at 04:06 PM BARREN BRITIAN [KJL] More than one in five British pregnancies ends in abortion. Posted at 03:45 PM GARBLED GAIL [Tim Graham] Rob Bluey has a nice summary of how factually challenged pop author Gail Sheehy is presently the wind beneath the wings of MoveOn.org. Posted at 03:43 PM GOLDEN OLDIE [John Derbyshire] But well worth recycling. This is the all-time best physicist joke. Werner Heisenberg is pulled over for speeding. Traffic cop: "Do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg: "No, but I know exactly where I am." Posted at 02:57 PM ENGINEER JOKES [John Derbyshire] Of the approx. 100,000 engineer jokes people have sent me, I especially like this one, I'm not sure why: "One engineer sees a friend of his, also an engineer, ride up on a new bike. The first one asks where he got the bike. The bike-rider says, 'This cute girl rode up to me on the bike, got off the bike, took off ALL her clothes, and said "Take what you want".' The first one says, 'Good choice, her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you.'" There are, by the way, scores of engineer-joke websites--google on "engineer jokes." Although, as a couple of readers have said, making jokes about engineers is so easy you can't even say it's like shooting fish in a barrel--more like shooting cows in a barn. With a howitzer. Posted at 02:47 PM IS THERE NO LIMIT TO AMERICAN FORBEARANCE? [John Derbyshire] Apparently not: "Mr. Derbyshire--Wow, great idea. Let's cut off utilities to Fallujah. If Iraqis there were thirsty, in the dark, and wallowing in their own sh*t, it would really improve America's ability to maintain order and install some sort of democratic system in their country. Sometimes you post things that seem like they are straight out of the Onion." All right, all right. Then let's just make Fallujah the LAST bit of Iraq we bring democracy to. Followed, after a decent interval, by water, electricity,.... Posted at 02:34 PM HOME-GROWN [Andrew Stuttaford] The alleged - and we should remember that word - terrorists arrested in the UK were all, it seems, 'home-grown'. And that's something, reasonably enough, that has caught Andrew Sullivan's attention: "The small towns they lived in in southern, suburban and rural England are exactly where I grew up, which sends a shudder down my spine. Evil has come to the Shire! What this amounts to, I think, is theological, ideological terrorism that requires no state sponsor as such and no actual network like al Qaeda. And this is surely the trend. It certainly looks as if Madrid was a similarly loosely-connected operation. I'm not saying it means we should ignore state sponsors, like Iran. Au contraire. But I am saying that a policy that focuses entirely on state sponsors is going to miss an important part of the problem." He's right to be worried, and in the point he is making. It will, to say the least, be very interesting to find out more about these individuals. If they (ethnic Pakistanis, apparently) were indeed brought up in the UK in, we should assume, reasonably mainstream families, where did the hatred come from? The usual 'acceptable' causes (racism, a sense of exclusion, economic deprivation and so on) will doubtless be blamed regardless of their actual relevance to the facts, but I wonder if there's something else. Over the last twenty or thirty years, British universities, the schools and the media have relentlessly focussed on the supposed evils of western civilization. Have some people actually been paying attention? Posted at 02:33 PM WRITER ENGINEERS [John Derbyshire] Heinlein! Jerry Pournelle!! Arthur C. Clarke!!! And best of all, from reader Peyton Cooke*, DOSTOYEVSKY!!!!!!!! (* One of those occasional readers who not only doesn't mind seeing his name in The Corner, he INSISTS on it.) Posted at 02:30 PM ASTEROID IMPACT [John Derbyshire] A couple of readers have taken the following line: "Am I the only one, Mr. Derbyshire, who thinks that piling this asteroid situation on the President illustrates a disease of our times? It seems everyone believes the holder of the office is king, God, the all-powerful being on the planet. Why shouldn't the government just say, 'The asteroid is on the way, we don't know where it may hit, sea or land or miss us altogether. Now my fellow citizens, make your own decisions about fleeing or staying put, and God bless us all.' This President-as-God mentality typifies the inability to think of those who stupidly nod their heads when Kerry says he's going to create 10M jobs. Why not 20M? Why not Full Employment? The asteroid is on the way... look to the top politician in the land to have the Answer." Sorry, but I disagree. I yield to nobody (except, of course, libertarians) in my preference for letting people find their own way through life's hazards and dilemmas, but government does have SOME functions, this is presents the Executive with a nontrivial problem. Suppose the best advice coming to the Executive is: "There is one in a thousand chance that this thing will strike. If it strikes, it will be in the North Atlantic, and the tidal waves will wipe out our coastal cities -- all of them. Strike, or closest approach, is three days from now..." Now then: what does the Executive do? Broadcast the news? If you do THAT, there is the certainty of mass panic, with people stampeding out of Miami, Boston, New York, etc. Disruption and dislocation would be immense, loss of life huge, breakdown of social order etc. Keep quiet, and the odds are only one in a thousand. PLUS, if you broadcast the news, survive the following mass panic, and the darn thing misses us; and then, 20 years later, the same situation comes up, will anybody listen? Or substitute your own number there for the odds. One in a hundred? One in ten thousand? As I said, it's a nontrivial problem. And as always, libertarianism is not very good at coping with nontrivial problems. Posted at 02:25 PM DERB'S BRAINTEASER [John Derbyshire] Augustus De Morgan was born in 1806, and so was 43 years old in 1849, which is the square of 43. If you were born in 1980, you will be 45 in 2025, which is the square of 45. And should you have any grandchildren born in 2046, they will be 2 years old in 2048, which is the eleventh power of 2. That's it for this century. In the next, though, there is the possibility of a double-header. Anyone born in 2184 will be (a) 3 years old in 2187, which is the seventh power of 3, and also (b) 13 years old in 2197, which is the cube of 13. Posted at 02:24 PM I GUESS THOSE ADS ARE WORKING [Jonah Goldberg ] Kerry down 7 in Pa. Posted at 02:09 PM LEFT BEHIND [John Derbyshire] In fairness to the writers of the "Left Behind" books, numerous readers tell me that they agree with me about the movie, which is low-grade stuff, but the books are far superior. Posted at 02:05 PM CHIVALRY STIRS IN DERB'S BREAST [John Derbyshire] Kathryn: I know The Corner is a pretty free-wheeling place, but there are some things that should not be criticized (even in the mildest way). In future, just leave the Linda Vester postings to me, would you? Posted at 02:00 PM YOUR PARTISAN PRESS [Tim Graham] In yesterday's New York Times, reporter David Sanger found people poking holes in Richard Clarke's stories about September 11. By dinner time, the network news was ready to challenge the differing stories and credibility of....just Condi Rice. Posted at 01:58 PM FALLUJAH [Rick Brookhiser] Fallujahns are saying that Fallujah is the graveyard of Americans. Time it became the graveyard of some of those Fallujahns responsible for today's brutality. Posted at 01:25 PM SPOOF E-MAIL OF THE DAY [John Derbyshire] (See my earlier post about the Baghdad inquirer.) "Dear John--I am a 'Religious Studies' department researcher here at Indiana University, and was wanting to speak with Britney Spears and get her impressions on Talmudism. Would you please do me a favor and tell me how can I contact her directly, as I tried her web site e-mail address but to no avail. I am asking you kindly as I found that you are interested or may know how to help me. "Cordial regards. "[Name]" Posted at 01:19 PM FALLUJAH [John Derbyshire] Given that these civilian contractors and their colleagues have been brought in to, among other things, get essential services like water, electricity, and sewerage working, I suggest that the Coalition authorities make sure that none of these utilities is available in the city of Fallujah until the bombers are handed over. Posted at 01:16 PM ALSO ON THE AIR [KJL] I don't want to give the impression that I buy into "Fox is the VRW network," because I don't. (But it doesn't think conservatives are an alien species--that's the main, huge change.) That said, does Linda Vester's show ever have any liberals in the studio audience? Perhaps it's just when I have it on--they all seem to nod their heads in unison--but maybe FNC need quotas for the studio audience there like CSPAN has with its callers. (Soon after Vester will have to have Geraldo on regularly as a referee, his kinda turf.) I might add: Vester does with that show what CNN cool never do with the the mind-numbing Talk Back Live: make it watchable (and even informative and entertaining for the most part). Posted at 01:13 PM LAST BIT ON CARTER'S TRAINING [Jonah Goldberg] From a reader: Carter's nuclear training consisted of six-months classroom training and six-months of hands-on training at a prototype (i.e., operated a land-bound Navy nuclear propulsion plant under supervision). The program produces excellent operators, but they are definitely NOT nuclear physicists. I say that as a guy who holds BS & ME degrees in nuclear engineering and has worked with a lot of ex-nukes. Posted at 01:08 PM ENGINEERS OF THE HUMAN SOUL [John Derbyshire] Andrew: The intersection set Writers x Engineers is not large. The only one that comes to mind is the fine & prolific British novelist Nevil Shute (ON THE BEACH, A TOWN CALLED ALICE, etc. etc.) He titled his autobiography SLIDE RULE. (Younger readers who don't know what a slide rule is, see here) Posted at 01:05 PM CONDI [Jonah Goldberg ] I've got to write about her for my Times of London column. If anybody sees anything particularly profound or insightful between now and tomorrow afternoon, shoot me a link. Thanks. Posted at 01:02 PM MOVEON, STARRING DICK CLARKE [KJL] Byron York reports. Posted at 01:01 PM AIR AMERICA IS ON... [Michael Graham] ...but so far, not so good. Al and his sidekick just sent me to www.AirAmericaRadio.com | ||||||