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Saturday, May 15, 2004

FOUNTAIN BLUES [John J. Miller]
A week or two ago, I reported on the new World War II Memorial in Washington--set to open formally in a couple of weeks but open to the public right now. I was underwhelmed. You can stand in the middle of the thing and not know that it's a war memorial. Just a bunch of columns and fountains. In fairness, the fountains are nice--at least when they're working. Today, when I visited the memorial with my family, they were dry, the result of "an electronic glitch," according to a Park Service ranger. I'm starting to wonder why we put fountains in our national memorials. They seem to break down constantly. The World War II Memorial is brand new, for crying out loud. I've probably been to the Korean War Memorial--also pretty new--maybe half a dozen times and I think the fountain there has been working once or twice. A modest proposal: Let's ban fountains at our national memorials.

Posted at 09:33 PM

TODAY IS ARMED FORCES DAY [KJL]
Here are some groups you might want to know about--including our Spirit of America friends.

Posted at 07:51 PM

NRO TV GUIDE [KJL]
Andy McCarthy will be on FNC during the 8'o'clock hour.

Posted at 07:26 PM

"A COMMON DESTINY": BEAUTIFUL PICTURES [KJL]
Read this post from IraqtheModel.

Posted at 06:57 PM

RE: DISSENT [KJL]
Ramesh is absolutely right. RP is one of the clearest thinkers we've got today (and a young one yet, praise the Lord) and I remain grateful we have him in here, at NR and NRO.

Posted at 06:41 PM

MCCAIN VEEP TALK [Ramesh Ponnuru]
On the assumption that nothing actually comes of such talk, it is helpful to Bush's re-election effort for two reasons: 1) It will make Kerry's eventual veep pick seem underwhelming; 2) The message of these stories seems often to be that Kerry just isn't that compelling a candidate by himself.

Posted at 06:29 PM

BISHOP SHERIDAN: A DISSENT [Ramesh Ponnuru]
I regret his statement, Kathryn, because it fails to clarify issues that badly need it. There simply is no authoritative Catholic teaching (or moral norm) that makes it sinful to vote for a candidate who favors legal abortion, as the bishop suggests. Just to take one obvious example: What about the case where there are no pro-life candidates in the race? Is the faithful Catholic obligated to stay home, or write someone in? Behavior in the voting booth can raise issues that need to be brought up in the confessional, and a voter's failure to take the just claims of the unborn seriously is certainly one of them. In practice, voters may almost always be obligated to vote for the most pro-life candidate available. But you cannot distill a simple rule to that effect. Nor are the bishops' comments on same-sex marriage helpful. What does he mean when he says that "Catholic politicians who promote same-sex marriage" are ineligible for communion? Almost no politician in America favors same-sex marriage. There are politicians, Catholic and otherwise, who are not prepared to do anything to stop it. Most of the reasons they provide for opposing a Federal Marriage Amendment are, to my mind, misguided. But if their objections are sincerely held, as in many cases they appear to be, they are not sinful even if mistaken.

Posted at 06:21 PM

21ST POST OF THE DAY [KJL]

Posted at 06:03 PM

ASSOCIATED PRESS: DRINKING THE KOOL-AID [Andrew C. McCarthy]
Nobel Peace Prize winner Yasser Arafat marked Israel's 56th Anniversary by encouraging Palestinians to "terrorize your enemy." In a speech, he quoted from a Koranic verse, which states: "Find what strength you have to terrorize your enemy and the enemy of God" -- a passage frequently cited by Sheik Omar Abdel Rahman, Osama bin Laden, and other militants to urge their subordinates to violent jihad. Not to worry, though. The Associated Press helpfully explains, in what is presented as a straight news story, that "Arafat, whom Israel accuses of supporting militant groups, did not appear to be calling for new attacks on Israel. The passage in the Quran refers to the early Muslims' wars against pagans and is frequently invoked by Islamic leaders today to encourage strength in times of conflict." Thanks for clearing that up. Full story is here.

Posted at 05:32 PM

I CONFESS [KJL ]
To having little patience for opposition to parental-consent laws. Consider this maddening story from England: 14-year-old girl gets pregnant, is understandably scared—she disappointed her mother. So she doesn’t go to her mother, she goes to a school health worker. School staffer talks to her about abortion, she goes and starts a chemical abortion. Mother finds out about abortion. Embraces daughter. [Before I get e-mails'the teens' fathers were not mentioned--I don't know the story.] Mother talks to daughter, a child. Talks to the baby’s father and his mother. Daughter doesn’t really want to get rid of this baby inside her. Too late though, has already started the abortion process. From BBC report:
They decided to keep the baby and contacted the local hospital, as Melissa had only taken the first of two pills as part of a chemical abortion.

At first they were told the foetus would not be affected, but the next day they discovered it would be.

"They said, 'It is too late - it has already starved the baby of oxygen. She will have to come in for the procedure or she will miscarry anyway in three or four weeks.' She was quite upset," Mrs Smith told BBC News.

Posted at 04:55 PM

FAR FROM A KISS TO ISLAM [KJL]
Rocker Gene Simmons denounces Islam on Australian radio.

Posted at 04:46 PM

'SENATOR' ELIZABETH DOLE [Andrew Stuttaford]

A reader takes me to task for this remark in a posting on Friday: "Elizabeth Dole, a woman astonishing only in her mediocrity… is now, quite incredibly, a Senator."

“Come now. You're surprised a mediocre person is in the Senate? Have you seen her colleagues? Some of them are so high-chair poundingly stupid that medicority is a virtue that causes them to tremble with envy.”

He’s right. Just take some sample names, Rodham, say, or Specter, Klansman Byrd, or even that half-wit who is so worried about smoking in movies, and you realize that, in the absence of any vacancies for teaching staff in a third-rate kindergarten, Elizabeth Dole has ended up in just the right place for her rather modest array of talents.


Posted at 04:40 PM

"THE CHILDREN," CTD. [Andrew Stuttaford]

This time in Communist China:

”Chinese television presenters have been told to stop dyeing their hair, exposing too much flesh and using English words in a government campaign to shelter young Chinese minds from the pernicious influences of sex, violence and foreign ideas.”

Maybe Peking should ask the FCC for advice.


Posted at 04:30 PM

EXPORTING HATE [Andrew Stuttaford]

The recent violence among Thailand’s Muslims was, given the traditionally tolerant nature of South-east Asian Islam, something of a surprise. Now the Thais are pointing fingers, and, yes, it turns out that the Saudis have been vomiting their bile across yet another previously pleasant part of the planet.

”Hidden a few kilometres down a remote country lane in the heart of Thailand's troubled deep south - where a Muslim separatist uprising has left more than 200 dead this year - is the multi-million-dollar new campus of the Yala Islamic College. With more than a dozen Arab teachers from across the Middle East and a seemingly endless flow of funds from Saudi Arabia, Qatar and Kuwait, Yala has become the most obvious manifestation of what critics here say is an "Arab threat."

Qatar? Kuwait? That’s disappointing. But who runs Yala?

”Yala Islamic College is run by Dr Ismail Lutfi, a Thai graduate of the hardline Wahhabi Imam Muhammad Ibn Saud Islamic University in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia. He has an estimated 8,000 followers in key Islamic posts throughout the south, and the 1,500 students at the college are taught a hardcore Wahhabi interpretation of Islamic law in the Arabic language.”

Wahhabism is, quite simply, a cancer on humanity, and ‘Saudi’ Arabia is its source. Draw your own conclusions.


Posted at 04:15 PM

JACOBIN JUNK [Andrew Stuttaford]

Martin Jacques is, with poor, dim Will Hutton, one of the sillier commentators on the British Left. As someone who edited Marxism Today he is, you would think, not best placed to give moral lectures to the rest of us. Unfortunately, Jacques, clearly, does not agree. Here he is on how the horrors of Abu Ghraib have eroded supposed claims by the West of a monopoly of both virtue and modernity. Leaving aside the point that in the West we live in a society that ceaselessly denigrates itself while at the same time promoting the imagined moral wisdom of a host of shamans, seers, holy men and other charlatans chanting their nonsense from the Himalayas to the Amazon, and leaving aside too the notion that arguing that the Western way is the best way forward (it is, in case you were wondering) is inconsistent with an understanding that Western civilization is, like any creation of men, deeply flawed, the most instructive aspect of Jacques’ piece is what he has to say about the contrasts between East Asia and the USA. For Western self-hatred it takes some beating.

Here’s Jacques on America: “President Bush claimed last week: "People seeing those pictures didn't understand the true nature and heart of America." On the contrary, they are an integral part of its "true nature and heart": a society that was built on the destruction of the indigenous peoples; that practised racial segregation until 40 years ago; that still incarcerates many of its young black people; that killed hundreds of thousands of Vietnamese; that has a messianic belief in the applicability of its own values to the rest of the world; that is willing to impose its model by force; that believes itself to be above international law. These too are American values. In this light, the behaviour of the US forces, nurturing a deep sense of racial superiority combined with a disdain for international law, is entirely predictable.”

Jacques roster of villains includes Michael Ignatieff as well as General Custer. He’s in trouble for saying that "The movements of national liberation that swept through the African and Asian worlds in the 1950s, seeking emancipation from colonial rule, have now run their course and in many cases have failed to deliver on their promise to rule more fairly than the colonial oppressors of the past." And later: "For every nationalist struggle that succeeds in giving its people self-determination and dignity, there are more that only deliver their people up to a self-immolating slaughter, terror, enforced partition and failure."

Ignatieff is, of course, right but Jacques, the (former?) Marxist sees it differently. “Historically speaking”, he claims that Ignatieff’s argument is, “nonsense. Asia is home to 60% of the world's population and has few failing states: in East Asia, where one-third live, there are almost none, and many extremely successful ones.”

Good God, where to start? How about with the fact that Ignatieff was writing about Asia and Africa? I don’t see any successes in that latter continent with the possible and, I fear, temporary exception of South Africa. And as for Asia, well let’s look at the region “historically speaking”. If Ignatieff can condemn the US today for the defeat of the Native Americans over a century ago, he needs to explain why the communal slaughter that defaced Indian, Pakistani and (later) Bangladeshi independence are no longer relevant to looking at those countries today, and he needs to linger for a moment on the reality of a Chinese state built on the bones of the murdered tens of millions. Or maybe he would like to tell us about Indonesia and ‘the year of living dangerously’ or, a decade later, the slaughter of the East Timorese, or, further North, the Cambodia of the Killing Fields and concentration camp (oh, sorry, ‘re-education’ camp) Vietnam, or Taiwan, perhaps, and the lengthy oppression of that island’s native inhabitants…

Or if it’s racism (certainly, and tragically, still a problem in the US, although far less than in the past), Jacques wants to discuss, perhaps he should see how minority peoples fare in Asia, or perhaps he should visit occupied Tibet…

The point I’m making, of course, is not to say that the West is perfect. It’s not. But whitewashing the crimes, tragedies and failures of other cultures in an attempt to denigrate America and the rest of the West is either dishonest or ignorant. Take your pick, but remember that Martin Jacques was a Marxist for a long, long time.

Over at the often interesting, if regrettably leftwing, blog, Harry’s Place, there’s more on Jacques’ piece. It’s long (but who am I to criticize that?), but well worth reading and, in particular, the last paragraph is worth repeating here:

”It is the duty of those of us who believe that the Arabs deserve better lives than they presently endure to do all we can to hasten the victory of the democrats and modernisers in Iraq and to challenge the pernicious nonsense which dresses up economic backwardness and political tyranny as an authentically 'Asian' condition wherever such arguments raise their ugly heads. Those who wittingly or unwittingly cheer the backward facing factions in Iraq today condemn their fellow humans to poverty, backwardness and misery.”


Posted at 04:15 PM

MIRROR SHATTERED [Andrew Stuttaford]

After the revelation that photos published by the rabidly-anti war Daily Mirror purporting to show prisoner abuse in Iraq by British troops were obvious fakes, the newspaper has fired its (largely unrepentant) editor. The Daily Telegraph 'mourns' his passing.

"... Morgan waded far out of his depth when he took the decision to publish photographs purporting to show soldiers of the Queen's Lancashire Regiment kicking and humiliating defenceless prisoners in Iraq. Far too late, the publishers of the Mirror admitted last night that those pictures were a "calculated and malicious hoax". The damage - and it was terrible damage - had already been done.

"Morgan may indeed have believed, at the time when he published them, that the photographs were what they pretended to be - although almost every expert who saw them, military and photographic, raised the gravest doubts about their authenticity from the first glance. At best, Morgan allowed his hunger for a good story to obscure his judgment. At worst, he was guilty of a wildly irresponsible gamble. His protestations, as recently as yesterday, that it did not really matter whether or not the pictures were genuine, because they had "revealed a can of worms", were nothing short of contemptible.

"It is no exaggeration to say that Morgan's decision to publish those fake photographs put thousands of young British lives at risk in Iraq, and has jeopardised everything that our Servicemen have sacrificed so much to achieve. What may have seemed like a bit of a game to Morgan was a matter of life and death in Iraq. The Mirror is well rid of him."

Amen.


Posted at 04:13 PM

SORRY [KJL]
for the odd time gaps in those RC posts--my modem is tempting me to get off it and go outside--beautiful weather in the NE.

Posted at 04:08 PM

AN OBLIGATION [KJL]
If you’re interested in this topic, you must, must read Ramesh in the new issue of NRODT.

Posted at 04:05 PM

AT LEAST HE KNOWS [KJL]
This week, one pro-choice pol in New Jersey announced he is leaving the Catholic Church. I pray he has a change of heart on abortion instead, but at least he, and a growing number of Catholics, know what the Church teaches.

Posted at 04:04 PM

PARTY POLITICS [KJL]
This has been said in here before and is worth noting again: Statements like Bishop Sheridan’s aren’t going to help Republicans in November, if anyone thinks this is some kinda of brilliant right-wing Catholic plot. The reason to be grateful for such leadership is because it is exactly that: clear teaching. People (Catholics) can know what the deal is—some of them don’t, as the reaction to statements like Bishop Sheridan’s makes clear.

As Bishop Sheridan told the NYTimes, “"I'm not making a political statement. I'm making a statement about church teaching."

Posted at 03:32 PM

OF COURSE… [KJL ]
...Kerry’s going to be in Colorado at the same time as a lot of bishops next month… (maybe the grace that Coloradans Bishop Sheridan and Archbishop Chaput let lead them will catch on). ..

Posted at 03:24 PM

BISHOPS, LEAD [KJL ]
Bishop Sheridan writes: “The Church never directs citizens to vote for any specific candidate. The Church does, however, have the right and the obligation to teach clearly and fully the objective truth about the dignity and rights of the human person. These teachings, in turn, must inform the consciences of voters. “By its intervention in this area, the Church’s Magisterium does not wish to exercise political power or eliminate the freedom of opinion of Catholics regarding contingent questions. Instead, it intends -- as is its proper function – to instruct and illuminate the consciences of the faithful, particularly those involved in political life, so that their actions may always serve the integral promotion of the human person and the common good.”

Posted at 03:22 PM

A VOTING GUIDE [KJL ]
From Bishop Sheridan’s letter:
In November we will once again have the privilege of exercising our most precious right as citizens – the right to vote. Our choices will be made from among an array of candidates who take a variety of positions with regard to many important issues. In the midst of what could be a difficult and confusing exercise it is very important to remember that not all issues are of equal gravity. As men and women of good will we strive to achieve true justice for all people and to preserve their rights as human beings. There is, however, one right that is “inalienable”, and that is the RIGHT TO LIFE. This is the FIRST right. This is the right that grounds all other human rights. This is the issue that trumps all other issues.

The November elections will be critical in the battle to restore the right to life to all citizens, especially the unborn and the elderly and infirm. As a result of the pro-life efforts of countless Americans the number of abortions performed in our country is now declining for the first time since the appalling Supreme Court decision of 1973 that made it “legal” to kill our children. We cannot allow the progress that has been made to be reversed by a pro-abortion President, Senate or House of Representatives. Neither can we permit illicit stem cell research that makes use of aborted babies. Any movement to promote and legalize euthanasia must be halted. Our votes have the power to stop these abominations.

There must be no confusion in these matters. Any Catholic politicians who advocate for abortion, for illicit stem cell research or for any form of euthanasia ipso facto place themselves outside full communion with the Church and so jeopardize their salvation. Any Catholics who vote for candidates who stand for abortion, illicit stem cell research or euthanasia suffer the same fateful consequences. It is for this reason that these Catholics, whether candidates for office or those who would vote for them, may not receive Holy Communion until they have recanted their positions and been reconciled with God and the Church in the Sacrament of Penance.

Posted at 03:17 PM

CLEAR IN COLORADO [KJL ]
Bishop Michael Sheridan is already taking a lot of flack for his strong pastoral letter on Catholic voting. I don’t see a transcript online or on Nexis, but he was good last night on CNN, despite being set up as a wacky extremist.

Read the letter here.

Posted at 03:16 PM

RE: QUO VADIS [KJL]
The "get a grip" tonic: VDH.

Posted at 02:23 PM

THIRD POST OF THE DAY [KJL]
we could do this all day...

Posted at 02:22 PM

SECOND POST OF THE DAY [Jonah Goldberg]

Posted at 01:45 PM

FIRST POST OF THE DAY [Jonah Goldberg]
Goes to me!

Posted at 08:48 AM

Friday, May 14, 2004

HAVE A DRINK AND CHILL [KJL]
From a reader:
They're obviously confident that they won't be asked to leave. If that's the case, why not make a PR statement affirming the willingingness of the U.S. to respect Iraqi sovereignty after the June 30 handover?

Conservative sure are in full panic mode these days. Relax.

Posted at 10:59 PM

QUO VADIS? [KJL]
One always hopes that the guys in charge know something, have some great big-picture plan, that you are just currently not privy to. That everything will turn around tomorrow. But then you get an e-mail like this, from one of the clearest thinkers you know, and, man, don't it sound like what's going down: " I promised myself that I would not agitate until October, but I am very worried that GWB is in deep trouble, and deservedly. The announcements today by Bremmer and Powell that we would leave Iraq if asked to do so by a non-democratically-elected cabal of UN-iks chosen by a doctrinaire anti-Semite are among the most profoundly stupid statements of government policy I can remember in my lifetime. If the criminal law applied here, as Claudia Rosett's vital reporting demonsrates, the UN would be indictable as a racketeering enterprise. That we would turn over to it an enterprise for which over 750 American servicemen have given their lives is shocking enough; that we are now saying we would leave at their request before the job is done is a betrayal I cannot even wrap my brain around. I'm sorry to rail, but what are we thinking about here?"

Posted at 10:17 PM

THE NEXT MEDIA TREND? [Tim Graham]
NBC last night and ABC this morning worried that Kerry's having trouble getting his message out over all of their Abu Ghraib overcoverage. What they didn't say: it also helped them avoid coverage of Teresa's tax-info dribble, his blaming "overzealous" speechwriters for making him say things he didn't agree with, and Howard Fineman's observation that "Kerry is under no illusions that voters will embrace him in a personal way."

Posted at 09:51 PM

LUNCH WITH THE PRIME MINISTER [Peter Robinson ]
A couple of dozen fellows here at the Hoover Institution had lunch today with Josemaria Aznar, until just two months ago the prime minister of Spain. The event was off the record, but I can pass along one observation: Aznar conveys a seriousness about terrorism that I’ve seen matched only by that of George W. Bush and Tony Blair.

In one of Osama bin Laden’s tape recorded messages, Aznar noted, bin Laden spoke of the need to recapture “Al Andalus,” calling on radical Islam, in effect, to reconquer Spain. Aznar felt certain that it will prove only a matter of time before Europe suffered another terrorist attack as catastrophic as that in Madrid—and that between now and November terrorists would do all they could to disrupt elections here in the United States.

Posted at 07:14 PM

WORTHLESS TRASH [Andrew Stuttaford]

The rotten apple, it seems, does not fall far from the rotten tree. David Boies III is a lawyer who, to throw another metaphor into the invective, has crawled out from under some stone in Virginia to lead (USA Today reports) a pack of attorneys filing lawsuits against a number of drinks companies. Boies? A familiar name? Yup. David Boies III is the son of David Boies II, Gore’s old hack.

The claim itself? That Coors, Heineken and others have run advertisements targeted at ‘underage’ drinkers. Well, while it’s perfectly true that some of their commercials may indeed happen to play well with the younger crowd, that’s because their appeal is, you know, pretty broad. Lip quivering with maidenly indignation, Boies III (or one of his flunkeys) whines that "in one (Bacardi) ad, a scantily clad young woman is standing on a bar stool pouring a shot of rum down the front of her chest while a young man licks the rum off her exposed midriff.” Well, I can’t speak for 19-year-olds, Boies old chap, but that’s a not entirely unattractive image to some older folk too.

In its greed, its cant and its worthlessness, Boies III’s lawsuit is perfect for our times. Doubtless, it has a shot.

It’s also worth noting that one thing, apart from Boies III’s shamelessness, that has made such litigation possible was the idiotic increase in the nationwide drinking age to 21. This, of course, was a Reagan-era aberration forced through by his useless transportation secretary, one Elizabeth Dole, a woman astonishing only in her mediocrity, who is now, quite incredibly, a Senator.


Posted at 06:43 PM

I LIED! [KJL]
Bob Newhart didn't attend CUA. His son did. Apologies. The rest of the list is accurate.

Posted at 05:57 PM

OOPS [Peter Robinson ]
From a reader:
Dear Peter,

Clive James is Australian.

Cheers.

Posted at 05:40 PM

IT WAS GORE VIDAL [Peter Robinson]
How do I know? Because Terry Teachout (leave it to Terry) just sent me the citation:

"It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail."

--Gore Vidal, Antipanegyric for Tom Driberg (1976)

Posted at 05:38 PM

INSIDE ABU GHRAIB [KJL]
Foreign terrorists, bombers, murderers...doesn't excuse anything, but wirth noting...

Posted at 05:32 PM

WOW [KJL]
I haven't read through them all yet, but thank you for your emails regarding why you read NRO, what you think of us, etc. We're a lucky crowd to have such a thoughtful, broad audience. Will share some next week.

Posted at 05:08 PM

NOAH [Ramesh Ponnuru]
The dumbest inclusion on his list has to be Diana West, since even the quote Noah provides is clearly not blaming Abu Ghraib on the media but complaining about the media's treatment of Abu Ghraib. What he's done is the equivalent of saying, "Noah's last two columns blame conservatives for Abu Ghraib." (Actually it's worse, since Noah does, in fact, blame Don Rumsfeld.)

Posted at 04:30 PM

DERB QUOTE MESS [John Derbyshire]
Egg on face. The Orwell quote I passed on from a reader -- "People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf" -- is bogus. See full details here.

In my defense:

(a) I was only passing it on from a reader. Can't stop to check everything. Not my chob.

(b) Orwell -- in the Kipling essay I started with -- passes very similar opinions, and would undoubtedly have agreed with the remark.

(c) True quote or not, the proposition ITSELF is true!

Posted at 03:50 PM

CARL LEVIN [KJL]
He's been lacking in the honesty department throughout this war--recall Rush's "amnesia" piece on him & WMDs.

Posted at 03:48 PM

RE: DRUNK AND RESISTING THE GUARD [John Derbyshire]
One of many helpful & fascinating responses. Thanks to all.

"Derb---How would Kipling's narrator be punished in today's military? Similar punishment, but a lot more paperwork and a therapeutic orientation.

"Administratively, the command would formally determine that the event meets the criterial for an 'alcohol incident' (different services use different terms), which triggers a service record entry and referral to screening for alcohol dependency--with treatment to follow if indicated. Get two or three of these 'incidents' and you're discharged for unsuitability. Failing to complete treatment or to follow rules of 'aftercare' program also leads to discharge.

"Punishment would proceed independent of the treatment and would probably depend on how good a punch he landed on the guard. If it was a routine scuffle yielding neither significant property damage nor dramatic photos of bruised faces, it would be disposed of at a nonjudicial punishment proceeding (different services call it 'Article 15,' 'Office Hours,' or 'Captain's Mast') at which the commanding officer can impose forfeiture of half pay for a few months, restriction to base or ship, two hours a day extra duty for a month, and reduction in grade. The exact extent of punishment varies with the grade of the commander and the grade of the miscreant.

"If the commanding officer thinks this punishment is too lenient and he can prove the case, he can convene a summary court martial. One officer acts as judge, jury, prosecutor, and defense counsel, but must submit for legal review a record of the evidence supporting each element of the alleged offenses. A summary court can do a little more than a nonjudicial punishment proceeding, most notably, imposing a brief sentence at an actual correctional facility. The summary court is not a federal court of record and can be used only for misdemeanors, which are handled at special and general courts martial. Each increase in formality of venue brings additional protections to the defendant but additional authority to impose punishment."

What a business! I think I'd rather take the pack drill & CB. In fact, if threatened with psychologists, "counsellors," and 12-step programs, I think I'd rather have the cat o' nine tails.

Posted at 03:38 PM

LEVIN [Rich Lowry]
Some readers insist on pointing out the inconvenient fact that Carl Levin exercises no command-and-control over the Michigan prisons. Still, you would think such a great humanitarian would take an interest in prison abuses in his own state. He doesn’t exercise command-and-control over Enron or gas prices either, but has robustly investigated both. Meanwhile, this piece over at TCS picks up the cudgel.

Posted at 03:36 PM

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Posted at 03:27 PM

WHAT YOUR BROWSER WANTS [KJL]
the new issue of NRODT, of course. Get Digital.


Posted at 03:14 PM

LONDON GRUB [Jonah Goldberg]
I'll be wading through reccomendations for a while. But I should say in response to the handful of folks who insist that it's an oxymoron to talk about good food in London. I think you're wrong. You'd be on firmer footing to say British food is bad, though I like a lot of it. But in my experience London has a lot of good restaurants because it's become such an international city. Certainly their Indian food is outsanding (and the answer to the question, who has two thumbs and loves Indian food is: this guy!). It may not be Paris or New York, but there's plenty of room for good eatin' short of those standards. It's certainly got better food than DC.

Posted at 03:05 PM

MAYBE IT WAS VIDAL (BUT MAYBE IT WAS A KROC) [Peter Robinson]
Somewhere or other, I still feel sure—or least I still felt sure, up until ten minutes ago—Gore Vidal did indeed say, “It is not enough that I should succeed. Others must fail.” What has made me suddenly uncertain? A Google search. Some websites do indeed attribute the quotation to Vidal. But others attribute it instead to Ray Kroc, the founder of McDonald’s, to Broadway producer David Merrick, or to Genghis Khan.

What I do know is that the high hymn of schadenfreude, a poem entitled “The Book of My Enemy Has Been Remaindered,” was composed by the English journalist and television personality Clive James. My favorite stanza:
The book of my enemy has been remaindered
And I rejoice.
It has gone with bowed head like a defeated legion
Beneath the yoke.
What avail him now his awards and prizes,
The praise expended upon his meticulous technique,
His individual new voice?
Knocked into the middle of next week
His brainchild now consorts with the bad buys,
The sinkers, clinkers, dogs and dregs,
The Edsels of the world of movable type,
The bummers that no amount of hype could shift,
The unbudgeable turkeys.
Gore Vidal, eat your heart out. (Or do I mean Ray Kroc?)

Posted at 02:42 PM

"NOAH PROOF" [Jonah Goldberg]
Rich - The only way for conservatives to be "Noah proof" is to take up construction or become David Brock.

Posted at 02:36 PM

TIM NOAH’S DISHONESTY [Rich Lowry]
Over at Slate, Tim Noah hits me from as he puts it, “Blame[ing] Quentin Tarantino” for Abu Ghraib. To support his case, he quotes this paragraph from my column earlier this week: "Consider the iconic film of the 1990s, Quentin Tarantino's Pulp Fiction. It includes a scene of the rape of a man imprisoned and kept as a sexual slave, which prompted laughs in theaters. The victim, 'The Gimp,' became a figure of fun. Tarantino's latest, the Kill Bill movies, present the same romance of power and violence, arbitrarily and stylishly wielded. Cruelty, Tarantino tells us, can be fun."

The very next sentence, which Noah didn’t see fit to quote is this one: “This is not to say that the filmmaker, or anyone besides those who committed and condoned the acts, is in any way responsible for Abu Ghraib.” That would seem at least, uh, to complicate Noah’s case that I’m “Blame[ing] Quentin Tarantino.” For him not to quote it seems pretty dishonest. I knew that column was on very touchy ground and went out of my way to try to protect myself from being distorted, but apparently I didn’t make it fully Noah-proof.

My point was that we like to tell ourselves, at least most of the time, that we abhor cruelty and sexual perversity, but that parts of our culture actually celebrate both. A final note: I messed up that scene from Pulp Fiction. It’s apparently not The Gimp who gets raped, although he is kept as a sexual slave.

Posted at 02:08 PM

BUT.... [Jonah Goldberg]
I should also say I've already gotten LOTS of London eatery suggestions...THANKS

Posted at 01:39 PM

WOOPS - MY EMAIL [Jonah Goldberg]
If you sent email to my JonahNRO account after 12:20 or so and it bounced back, my apologies. The account bounces email after it fills up at 1,000. I've cleared some room. Sorry.

Posted at 01:38 PM

CASTRO CONDEMNS US [KJL]

Posted at 01:18 PM

A CALL FOR CARL LEVIN TO RESIGN [Rich Lowry]
E-mail: "I was so furious at Carl Levin for questioning Rumsfeld in that self-righteous way that I tried to find out about prison conditions in Michigan. I found out that in 1996, Michigan was one of five states investigated by Human Rights Watch which found out about sexual assault and other abuses by the prison guards. Though I live in Ohio, I wrote Carl Levin suggesting that maybe the prison guards had raped women prisoners on his orders, since he was trying to imply during his questioning of the Secretary of Defense that Rumsfeld and President Bush must have given the orders for the Iraq prison guards to abuse the prisoners."

Posted at 01:02 PM

WHERE'S THE BI-PARTSIANSHIP? [Rich Lowry]
E-mail: "Dear Mr. Lowry: Thank you for writing an article on the deplorable state of domestic prisons...

"I must confess that the inattention to the brutality run amock in the U.S. prison system baffles me, since both conservatives and liberals would presumably have a stake in comprehensive prison reform. Conservatives are skeptical of government and bureacracy, and what else can be more scary from this anti-statist position than a prison system where prisoners are often raped and beaten and sometimes killed? For their part, liberals have championed prison reform at least since the early 1970s, though they have largely fallen silent on the issue, perhaps because it was not a political winner. In any case, as you say, incarceration itself is the punishment, not the constant threat of physical and sexual abuse.

"Please keep the light on this important issue and maybe a coalition of conservative and liberal politicians will develop to address this important issue."

Posted at 01:00 PM

"FINAL DAYS"--FRUM DIARY IS UP [David Frum]
Apologies - I was on a trans-Atlantic flight yesterday night and jetlag delayed posting of today's Diary.

Posted at 12:43 PM

WRESTLERS PINNED IN D.C. CIRCUIT [Jonathan H. Adler]
Today, a divided panel of the D.C. Circuit held that the collegiate wrestlers, coaches, and alumni lack standing to challenge the Department of Education's interpretation of Title IX regulations barring gender discrimination in college athletic programs. Judge Williams dissented.

Posted at 11:51 AM

OFF TO CNN [Jonah Goldberg]
Will be on around 12:30 to talk about the press and Abu Ghraib with Peter Beinart.

Posted at 11:31 AM

RE: CHE GUEVARA [Jonah Goldberg]

From a reader:

Hi Jonah. To your reader who asked about a good book on Che Guevara, Jon Lee Andersen's "Che Guevara: A Revolutionary Life" is probably the best. Andersen is objective throughout, and is particularly good at describing Che's intransigence and brutality during Castro's show trials shortly after the revolution. From what I know there are no really critical books about Che, but Andersen's is the best-researched (access to Che's widow, documents in Cuba, etc..), and the most balanced. It does a good job of demystifying the romantic image of Che, but it also recognizes those aspects--such as Che's charisma--that made even the Cuban-American CIA operative who oversaw his murder in Bolivia in 1967 feel a sense of admiration towards him.

Posted at 11:28 AM

RESTAURANT SUGGESTIONS [Jonah Goldberg]

The missus and I are going to London the week after next on a mixture of business and vacation. Anybody have really good restaurant suggestions? We've been to London before -- it's even where I asked the Fair Jessica to stoop to marrying me -- but we always feel like we're missing gastronomic opportunities.


Posted at 11:25 AM

FRIDAY BOOK BLEGS [Jonah Goldberg]

1) I am in constant, longterm, search for examples of the following premise: Politicians on both sides of the aisle are unwilling or incapable of arguing that an idea is good even though it's not supported by the American people. If they propose a policy they insist that it be phrased to the public in such a way that polls show it is favorable. If social security reform is a good idea, it should be regardless of whether or not Americans support it, right? Unfortunately, we have a chicken-or-egg situation where reforms cannot be sold until they are popular and they cannot be popular until they are sold.

2) Serious critiques of Pragmatism, John Dewey, William James etc. preferably from avowed philosophical approaches, i.e. Libertarians on pragmatism, conservatives on it, Marxists, etc.

3) Any good essays that actually define, programmatically, ideologically or philosophically the American "Old Right" by which I mean the pre-WWII right. I've read quite a bit on the subject and the group still seems like a grab-bag of different personalities.

4) Contemporary and historic examples of "lying for justice" -- be it environmentalists exaggerating environmental threats, racial hoaxes on campus, etc.

5) And, as always, examples of absurd arguments ad hitlerum, i.e. arguments where the Nazis, Fascists or the Holocaust are compared to minor budget cuts, opposition to affirmative action etc.

As always, please send book-bleg responses (with appropriate subject headers) to JonahResearch@aol.com


Posted at 11:22 AM

DRUNK AND RESISTING THE DRAFT [John Derbyshire]
Just on a note of historical-comparative curiosity, and addressed to military readers only:

The narrator of the Kipling poem I quoted earlier seems to have

(a) Got seriously drunk,

(b) Lost several items of his uniform thereby,

(c) Assaulted a corporal (the narrator hiself must have been at least a lance-corporal: "they'll cut away the stripes I used to wear..."), blacking his eye and tearing his uniform shirt. It seems the corporal was on guard duty at the barrack gate & challenged our narrator when he returned from his drinking bout.

For this, the narrator got pack drill (i.e. parade-ground drill with full 40-lb backpack) and 2 weeks confined to barracks (i.e. in a punishment cell).

What would be the equivalent punishment for these offenses in a unit of the US army today? I think we can assume the unit is not in a combat zone.

Posted at 10:55 AM

BERG'S DAD [Jonah Goldberg]

From a reader:

I'm generally willing to give Nick Berg's dad a free pass on his bizarre commentary. I literally can't even complete the thought of my son being murdered in the way that his was. I think it would just about drive me insane, and I wouldn't be operating rationally, and its likely that I'd say some crazy things, too. And I think that is what is happening with Nick Berg's dad, so I don't want to see people harshly criticize someone suffering as deeply as he is.

But the question is, if we can agree that the guy is being
(understandably) irrational, then why are people putting microphones in
front of his face??? Once his comments are out there, which are
perfectly consistent with the sort of things that ANSWER, etc. has been
saying all along, I think it needs to be refuted and exposed for the
silliness that it is. I don't want it to be done, but the news
organizations who are putting his comments out there are almost forcing
our hands. Why not let the Berg family mourn in at least some amount of
privacy? I suspect its at least in part because the media likes the
anti-Bush message.


Posted at 10:51 AM

BOB, KEVIN & K-LO [KJL ]
All three of us (Bob Newhart, Kevin Cherry, Kathryn Lopez) went to the Catholic University of America. Kevin and I were in many of the same classes, same year (when I was lucky), Bob, not exactly.

MoDo of NYT went there too. As did Tom Harkin and Susan Sarandon. But I’ll forget that trio for now, it’s Friday.

Posted at 10:43 AM

OPERATION AC [Jonah Goldberg ]

Sends Air Conditioners to Iraq.

One note: I have every reason to believe this is a real and generous outfit and I'm just saying this as a generic commentary rather than anything like criticism or even suspicion about Op AC. Don't assume that I've -- or anybody else -- has taken the time to check out whether groups like this are on the up-and-up. I wouldn't post a link to anything I thought wasn't kosher, but that doesn't mean I've vetted the places either.


Posted at 10:31 AM

NCO'S CONT'D [Jonah Goldberg]

From a reader:

Jonah,

As an active duty Army officer, I agree with one of the emails – it is the officers’ fault. One of the reasons an officer gets paid more, saluted, called ‘sir’, etc, is that he is ultimately responsible for the actions of his troops. Everyone from Karpinski on down should be canned – end of career, at a minimum.

Your Marine friend, however, is somewhat off base. While I do agree that the Marines as a whole hold to a higher a level of discipline (lots of factors for this, but not the time to go into it), the soldiers were at that low level of discipline because they are reservists. The Guard/Reserve simply has lower levels of standards in every area, from entry to retention to promotion. I said to my wife as soon as I saw the first picture, before I knew who they were. “Those are guard or reserve.” Putting reserve units in these kind of situations is a bad idea. It’s one thing to put them in Iraq doing support – another thing entirely to have them doing full time prisoner control.


Posted at 10:21 AM

BERG, READING SUGGESTION ETC [Jonah Goldberg]

From a reader:

Jonah,

I'm also suffering from the same line of thought about Nick Berg, though I'm hearing on the news this morning that while the father is clearly a wingnut, the son supported the war and the FBI investigated and cleared the Moussaoui connection. But assuming that he was the Iraqi Lori Berenson, and like you, I hope he wasn't, the implication is more perverse than the point you made: that they killed a do-gooder because he was easier to catch. I think the larger point is this: they sawed the head off someone who agreed with them because he was an American (and, likely, a Jew). What on earth would they do to the Americans who don't agree with them?

And for my part, the father's most troubling comment was that al-Qaeda are "probably as bad" as Bush and Rumsfeld. Not for nothing, but I've seen what happens to a family when a child dies and there is a great deal of anger. But when my brother died, my father didn't take the opportunity to make political comments about the drunk driver who killed him. Didn't do it, couldn't have done it at the time. Grief usually subsumes politics, and in cases like this, the anger is usually directed at...oh, I don't know...how about the guy with the knife?

Know anybody (if not yourself) who can recommend a good book on Che Guevara to an NRO- and NRODT-reading, Simpson-loving, Derbyshire-loving, commie-hating guy? I'm looking for a bio that is fair and honest, but also comes down solidly on the side of "this guy was a mass murderer and Stalinist thug." Maybe the Corner could help? I'm trying to save a 14-year old, Che-infatuated know nothing from making an ass of himself.

Best to you and the family.


Posted at 10:18 AM

CIVILIZATION'S DIRTY WORK [John Derbyshire]
A reader nails a characteristic Orwell quote on what, in one of yesterday's posts, I called the "dirty work" of civilization:

"Derb---I saw you paraphrasing Orwell on the Corner and, while I can't help you with your Gore Vidal quest, I thought it'd be nice to pass on the Orwell quote in full: 'People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.' It was the introductory quote to an autobiography of a former Navy SEAL ("Warrior Soul" by Chuck Pfarrer). If you're into light and easy but gripping accounts of military action, you might want to think about picking it up."

Posted at 10:07 AM

FRASIER'S FAREWELL [KJL ]
FRASIER's FAREWELL Frasier/Cheers expert (see here)Kevin Cherry's scorecard for last night:
There were really two shows last night. Up until ten minutes left, it was easily an A-, possibly even an A. Although there were too many loose ends to wrap up in one episode, it did what sitcoms were supposed to do: make you laugh—and with only one sex joke!

However, in the wake of the somewhat schmaltzy ending, I'd probably knock it down to a B+ overall--much superior to Friends but not on par with Newhart or Cheers. Had they really thrown us for a twist—Frasier going back to Cheers and Lilith, or Diane, or even ending up with Roz—I would have been much more impressed. But all in all, a classy finale worthy of television’s most honored comedy series.

Posted at 09:54 AM

WHENEVER A FRIEND SUCCEEDS... [John Derbyshire]
We have nailed down the precise quote ("Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies") to Gore Vidal. It is, however, only one manifestation of a cast of mind that goes back at least as far as Rochefoucauld, who said: "There is in the misfortunes of our friends something not entirely unpleasing." Jonathan Swift drew this out into a longish poem. I bet there is an apt Florence King quote somewhere, too.

Posted at 09:28 AM

RE: BERG [Jonah Goldberg]
Lot's of email on this, which I won't be able to read or address until this afternoon or this weekend. But lots of folks are telling me that Berg and his parents disagreed sharply and that Berg supported the war.

Posted at 09:26 AM

CUP OF JOE [John J. Miller]
Is President Bush a "messianic militarist," as Ralph Nader recently charged? If so, he falls into a grand tradition of chief executives. Smart piece on this today from Joe Loconte, a friend of mine who does the best Mafia don impersonations I've ever seen.

Posted at 09:22 AM

MISERY INDEX [John J. Miller]
Just when you thought America's worst ex-president couldn't sink any lower, Jimmy Carter authors an op-ed column like the one in today's Washington Post. All the more reason to check out Steve Hayward's new book, The Real Jimmy Carter.

Posted at 08:46 AM

THE BERG STORY [Jonah Goldberg ]

I'm begining to get the feeling -- I suspect like a lot of people -- that Nick Berg may have had some similarities to such folks as Rachel Corrie or Lori Berenson .

The connection to Zacarias Moussaoui, the 20th hijacker, is too coincidental. They went to the University of Oklahoma together and the FBI had investigated Berg because Moussaoui had used his email account. Berg carried around anti-Semitic pamphlets. Berg was apparently something of a leftwing peacenik and his parents apparently belong to ANSWER. Travelling around Iraq alone the way he did is just odd. See the Philly Inquirer's story for more.

Then there's Berg's dad who's anger is understandable, but whose anger at America is getting more than a bit odd. The soundbite I find most troubling is the one where he says how al Qaeda was dumb for killing him because he was their, and Iraq's, best friend.

Obviously, I have no idea what really happened out there, but I'm getting this sneaking suspicion that Berg was suffering from a taste of radical chic in his desire to go to Iraq, travel to all the hotspots alone and help out over there. I doubt he was a would-be terrorist or anything like that. But it wouldn't surprise me if his murderers had first taken him in not as a hostage but as a dupe of some kind. I hope I'm wrong. But even if I'm not, in a way this makes his murder all the more gruesome. Murdering a do-gooder because he's easier to catch is even more repugnant.


UPDATE: I misspoke here, as numerous readers have pointed out (and as I did in post above). Berg's parents were apparently peaceniks, there's no evidence I've seen that Nick Berg was. I apologize for misstatement.


Posted at 07:26 AM

A QUESTION FOR YOU [KJL]
I'm in the process of putting together some NRO promotional kinda stuff. Some, which I admit, you may wind up seeing soon on your favorite website. Here's why I tell you: I'm looking for a few good testimonials. Why do you read NRO? If you do, why do you love it--I know some of you do. What makes it different than anything else and worth your time? If you're so inclined, mind sending me something, with permission to use your name and town? Be as specific, as creative as you want to be (funny stories welcome), or as brief and big-picture as you want to be. And, if you work for the administration, Hill, media, and want to make different arrangements in regard to attribution, we can work something out--I actually also just in general want a feel for who you'all are reading us daily. Anyhow, you know where to find me. And I thank you.

Posted at 07:10 AM

"THE CHILDREN" CTD [Andrew Stuttaford]

It’s been a week of international crisis and domestic political tension, so what was Senator John Ensign, a ‘Republican’ from Nevada, busy doing? He was attending hearings of the Senate’s Commerce Committee, hearings that he had called. The topic? The supposed threat to the nation represented by smoking in the movies. Fatuous, pointless, dumb? Of course, but one of the Senator’s aides explained the rationale, and, yes, yes, it was, oh, you know, well, let’s allow the aide to speak for himself:

"Children are being influenced by the presence of smoking in movies.”

Sigh.

Via blogger Radley Balko


Posted at 06:28 AM

Thursday, May 13, 2004

RE: NCOS [Jonah Goldberg]

Note: Just so you know, I don't want to be a conduit for inter-service debates about which is the best. Anyway...
From a reader:

Jonah

I read the argument that NCO's train folks to OBEY orders and to disobey an unlawful order is unthinkable. Every Marine Officer, as do other services' officers, swear allegiance to the Constitution, whereas NCO's swear to obey the lawful orders of superiors. That is NOT a subtle distinction. Officers must have a proper grounding in what the constitution allows the services to do. NCO's must understand what officers may do.

I can't speak for the Army, but in the Marine Corps, Marines are taught to think. There are distinct differences in philosophy in the services, which is a saving grace for our country instead of the General Staff unified system of other countries. Each service brings strengths to the country and counteracts the slothful ways of a monopoly.

In the Army, anything that is not explicitly stated is not allowed, whereas the Marines believe that anything that is NOT explicitly disallowed is available. The difference is that one has to understand what you are doing and that judgement is honed with experience.

Without undue bragging, one can see the differences in how effective the services have been in accomplishing their missions. Similarly, one can see the differences in disciplinary efforts. I am sorry that anyone would commit the offenses alleged, yet I am not surprised that the Marines have not had the same degree of issues as have been shown in recent days. All Marines are taught the basic skills of security of gear and of POWS during their basic training.

Somehow, despite my falling out of airplanes five times and thus getting my jump wings, I am not convinced me that the letter that you posted properly convey the ability of junior soldiers, airmen, sailors, Coast Guardians, or Marines to understand and to obey lawful orders and to know the difference of those that are not.


Posted at 09:44 PM

RE: NCO'S [Jonah Goldberg]

From a reader:

I spent ten years in the military, two years as an
officer platoon leader in the parachute infantry, and
it annoys me a bit when I hear people say that you can
disobey an illegal order.

The army trains its soldiers from day one to obey
orders unhesitatingly. Most NCOs would have the ass
of any soldier who said, "Well, Sergeant, I think I'm
going to have to let that order pass since it seems
illegal to me." Most soldiers wouldn't even think of
trying it on for size.

I saw one order disobeyed when I was in the army and
that was when a new replacent battalion commander
ordered one of our rifle companies to move into an
area where there was a major wildfire and an enormous
amount of unexploded ordnance. As soon as it was
explained to the major, he backed off.

These enlisted men/women deserve some punishment, but
the real miscreants are the officers. No excuse.
Either they authorized this nonsense, created the
environment where it could flourish or were so
delinquent in their duties that they didn't spend
enough time with their people to know what was going
on.

Hang 'em high!


Posted at 06:56 PM

I ALWAYS WONDERED ABOUT CHARLOTTE RAMPLING TOO [John Derbyshire]
What on earth can this reader mean? "Derb---Bless you for working the phrase 'Get your Kipling out' into the Corner. Don't know why exactly, but it made my... well, perhaps not my day, but at least my hour."

[Young man, checking a book out at the library, to a young, busty, female librarian]: "I say, young lady, do you like Kipling?"
[YBFL]: "Oooh, I don't know, you naughty boy, I've never kippled."

Posted at 06:45 PM

"KICK ONE FOR ME" [John Derbyshire]
Jonah: I approve of *some* of the actions of the Abu Ghraib guards, and disapprove of others. To be specific:

I approve of rough handling of incalcitrant terrorists, e.g. a kick to get them back into their cells when they won't move.

I approve of stripping them naked, if the temperature is not a problem (which, in Baghdad in May, I am sure it is not). They are much less likely to be able to hide something.

I approve of techniques of humiliation to break their wills and show them who's boss. There's a line to be drawn here, but as far as I'm concerned it's well the other side of dragging a naked terrorist round on a leash. Sexual humiliation, on the other hand -- making prisoners fondle or bugger each other -- is over the line.

OTOH:

I disapprove of sexual humiliation (see above), simply on the grounds that I believe an army ought to be an asexual organization under all circumstances. I disapprove of mixed-sex units and open homosexuals in the military, for the same reason.

I disapprove of any activity that might give our enemies a major propaganda opening, e.g. photographing the goings-on inside interrogation centers. This I take seriously and would punish.

I disapprove of systematic torture. I note that, to judge from the big, angry reaction to that piece, I am in a small minority among NRO readers on this.

One of the many things Orwell taught us (see, e.g., his essay on Kipling) is that the dirty work of civilization -- the work of policemen, prison guards, soldiers, interrogators of terrorist suspects -- is *dirty*. It's rough work, and won't always meet the standards of my and your personal lives. Someone is doing it on our behalf, though, right now -- not just in Baghdad, but in jails and police stations across America, and honesty compels us to acknowledge their work, and the much greater horros it helps keep at bay. There are standards to be set and lines to be drawn, of course, of course; but this work is never going to be pretty, or attract pretty people.

I had the same kinds of reactions to the Rodney King case. If these Abu Ghraib interrogatees end up, like King, with multimillion dollar settlements, I shall feel that a great injustice has been done, and that our civilization has yielded a point to barbarism. And I shall be right.

Posted at 06:43 PM

INTERESTING POINT [Jonah Goldberg]

From a reader:

Jonah, As repellant as the new Abu Ghraib photos and videos sound, they at least make it less probable that this goes up the chain of command. I can conceive of officers telling guards to frighten or humiliate prisoners to soften them up for interogation. (I'm not saying that's what happened, but it's at least plausible.) But ordering guards to have sex with each other in front of prisoners? That's the weirdest "torture" I ever heard of. It might reinforce Muslim attitudes about Western decadence, but I don't see it eliciting much information.

Posted at 06:40 PM

THE WASHINGTON POST OP-ED PAGE [Ramesh Ponnuru]
Interesting to note that it now has only one regular conservative columnist who is clearly for Bush and for the war: Charles Krauthammer. And he's a neo.

Posted at 06:32 PM

RE: TC & THE WAR [KJL]
Tim, I like Tucker—he’s Crossfire’s saving grace—but, CNN might want to find out who his smarter friend is ("It’s something I’ll never do again. Never. I got convinced by a friend of mine who’s smarter than I am, and I shouldn’t have done that. No. I want things to work out, but I’m enraged by it, actually.")…and add him to their lineup...well, after they steal him from Newscorp, perhaps. (Just a guess…)

Posted at 05:56 PM

YEAH, I WAS SOOO FAR OFF [Tim Graham]
So Tucker Carlson has a new show coming out on PBS called "Tucker Carlson: Unfiltered." When the AP called MRC for comment last fall at the show's first publicity drop, I mildly and diplomatically suggested Tucker was not exactly the top conservative choice for a weekly PBS gig. Minutes after the wire story hit, Tucker was on the phone yelling at me about how dare I suggest he was insufficiently conservative, blah blah blah.

Now Tucker has announced to the New York Observer that he's decided that the war on Iraq is a "total nightmare and disaster." (In full: "'I think it’s a total nightmare and disaster, and I’m ashamed that I went against my own instincts in supporting it,' he said. 'It’s something I’ll never do again. Never. I got convinced by a friend of mine who’s smarter than I am, and I shouldn’t have done that. No. I want things to work out, but I’m enraged by it, actually.'") Oh, but that shouldn't be seen as acting insufficiently conservative to fit in at PBS, blah blah blah. Are Kate O'Beirne and Jonah Goldberg the only pro-war conservative regulars left on CNN?

PS: Please giggle at last fall's article on Tucker and PBS, where he says he's been assured he won't have to go changing to fit the PBS mold.

Posted at 05:47 PM

I PREFER THIS DERBYSHIRE [Ramesh Ponnuru]
"Torture of prisoners? — No, not even to save a million lives. Some things are just wrong, and the deliberate torture of suspects is wrong, wrong, wrong, in some way that the dropping of bombs on cities is not." Perhaps this statement is consistent with your comment today; I suppose it would depend on your definition of "torture." But it sure seems inconsistent.

Posted at 05:42 PM

SEE YOUR C-SPAN [Jonah Goldberg]
I will be on CNN tomorrow morning around 8:33 AM and again around 12:30ish and again on Sunday on "Reliable Sources."

Posted at 05:14 PM

C-SPAN [Rich Lowry]
I'll be on at 9:00 am tomorrow. I won't be wearing my Ghostbusters suit.

Posted at 05:12 PM

ABU GHRAIB, BERG AND RACISM [Jonah Goldberg ]

I was reading through a very interesting discussion at Instapundit on how the media is obsessed with Abu Ghraib, while Americans are concerned with Nick Berg -- and it got me thinking. Now, I agree with all the people who say that we should hold Americans to a higher standard than we do our enemies. And, I even agree that the American press should be more concerned by the abuses of its own government than the actions of foreign governments or individuals.

But I keep thinking of a point made by Bret Stephens, the editor of the Jerusalem Post, when asked why Israel keeps killing members of Hamas when it's so "counter-productive." He said something to the effect of (paraphrasing from memory):

"I think it's an odd sort of racism which assumes that Arabs are like cockroaches or insects and that they have no regard for their own lives and that we can kill terrorists forever and it will do no good because there's an infinite supply of Arab murderers." He went on to say something like "We don't believe all Palestinians are interchangeably animals who want to murder women and children."

Now, I am butchering what he said but I think I've got the thrust right. At the time, I confess, I thought it wasn't a particularly good argument (and I still think it has some flaws). But when I look at the coverage -- or lack thereof -- of Nick Berg's murder versus the coverage of Abu Ghraib, I can't help but shake the feeling that the American press thinks Arabs are savages and therefore it's not a big deal -- or a good idea -- to remind Americans of that fact.

Indeed, this was part of my initial criticism of CBS's release of the Abu Ghraib photos; it seems like the press is gung ho to make Americans look savage whenever possible and, conversely, to make those they consider to be savages look like decent misunderstood victims.

When it comes to murderous Third Worlders, it seems the press suffers from the soft bigotry of low expectations.


Posted at 04:58 PM

NCOS [Jonah Goldberg]

From a reader:

Dear Jonah, As your (former?) Navy reader states, the most disturbing aspect of the Abu Ghraib scandal is the involvement of NCO's (non-commissioned officers, or sergeants) in these incidents. Since the Revolutionary War, NCO's have been the conscience of the military and the upholder of it's standards, as well as the enforcers of discipline. These individuals, if they are indeed guilty of committing these acts, have betrayed military law, their honor and the honor of all NCO's. You might be interested to know that in a court martial, NCO's usually get the harshest sentence for a given offence. Everything being equal, they will serve more jail time than an officer or lower enlisted. Another little known fact is that while the jury in a court martial is usually composed of officers, an enlisted defendant can request that NCO's are on the jury. This is not a good idea, as NCO's are more likely to vote for conviction and the maximum sentence allowed than officers. By the way, in the Army, jail is called the stockade, not the brig ( a Navy term).

Posted at 03:15 PM

WELL, THEN [Jonah Goldberg]

Derb - I've got to finish two columns (can't you tell by how much I'm procrastinating in the Corner?), but I've got to say I'm surprised. Considering your views on "buggery" alone, I would have assumed you would have disapproved of the actions of the Abu Ghraib guards. I certainly agree with you that there's a whole separate scandal which isn't getting enough attention -- the outrageous stupidity of allowing cameras into these prisons for any reason whatsoever (a point I've made from the begining).

But, barring some new -- and unlikely -- evidence, this certainly sounds like a bunch of sadistic perverts abusing prisoners for the joy of it and not for much else. "Kicking" prisoners to find out what they know is one thing, trying to film your own violent porn movie with POWs is quite another. The coverage may be overblown and their may be more to the story, but I think we make a huge mistake -- tactical and moral -- if we pretend that this wasn't a very, very bad thing.


Posted at 03:12 PM

RE: WHO SAID IT? [John Derbyshire]
Jonah:

No, those were, and are, my thoughts.

If you think you can fight a war against a ferocious and unappeasable enemy without your interrogators kicking prisoners, you are dreaming.

Who is this "Andrew Sullivan"?

Posted at 02:57 PM

MAN BITES DOG [Kate O'Beirne]
It has taken months to find but there is finally a Kerry consistency. There IS a single position he has held for thirty years. "These were not isolated incidents but crimes committed on a day-to-day basis with the full awareness of officers at all levels of command."--John Kerry, April 1971. "Low-ranking American soldiers should not be 'rushed' to trial. . . until an investigation determines if senior officers are to blame."--John Kerry May, 2004. In order to indict the military's leadership, in the absence of any credible evidence, Kerry has been always anxious to "rush" up the chain of command.

Posted at 02:52 PM

THE HOTTEST TOY THIS SUMMER, I'M TELLING YOU [KJL]

Posted at 02:36 PM

DERB'S EMOTIONAL STATES [Jonah Goldberg ]

I've gotten a bunch of email asking me to distance myself from Derb's comments about Abu Ghraib. My guess is that they've mostly been driven by Andrew Sullivan's outrage. I have no desire to get in the middle of their differences. But let me say:

A) I didn't get the impression that Derb was actually saying he believes that the Abu Ghraib perps should have kicked the prisoners more and that they deserve only 30 days in the brig. Rather, he was saying that was one of his "emotional states." There is a difference of course between one's gut reaction and ones intellectual conclusions. My feelings about, hmm, the whole Arab world are sometimes driven by passions elicted by a very narrow subset of statements and actions from terrorists (as well as Arab newspapers, Arab leaders, Arab apologists etc). But I also know in my heart and my head that these emotional states should not be translated into policy.

However, B) if that is Derb's actual conclusion and not his temporary emotional state, then I think Derb's wrong. And we can have that debate if necessary.


Posted at 02:31 PM

"CHRIS & ME" [Jonah Goldberg ]

Here's the link to the conversation/interview I had with Rep. Chris Cox. It was a weird sorta thing, I must say. But Cox was very, very charming and very smart. Clarification: He misspoke about NRO's traffic -- we don't get 2 million visitors a day (it's more like per month on a good month), and our readership is greater than the combined circulations of all the major political print mags (TNR, NR, Weekly Standard, Washington Monthly) but the way he said it, it sounded more grandiose than it is.



Posted at 02:19 PM

VERY IMPRESSIVE GEEKINESS [Jonah Goldberg]
Complete Ghostbusters uniform.

Posted at 02:08 PM

RE: WHERE'S ADEL? [KJL]
I missed most of it, but I gather a very defensive Prince Bandar called Derb's Lady Linda and promised to go on her show when he's next in our country.

Posted at 02:06 PM

THAT QUOTE [Rick Brookhiser]
John, the Vidal formulation I have seen is something like, "It is not enough to succeed; others must fail." He has used it many times, as all but the proudest writers (I think of the great Keith Mano) do with their zingers. I'm sorry I can't think of an instance; there must be several in that big fat book of his greatest hits with the American flag on the cover that came out in the late nineties.

Posted at 01:58 PM

I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL [Jonah Goldberg]

Kathryn -- In the first months of my job as Ben Wattenberg's research assistant, Ben brought me to a party in New York where I ended up in a situation where I had to shake Vladimir Pozner's (SP?) hand. Remember him? He was the Soviet flunky with the perfectly accented english who Phil Donahue thought was the most brilliant man in the world. I was new to my job and I didn't want to cause a scene around Ben. But I've regretted shaking his hand ever since and not saying something particularly biting. When I told a friend I shook Pozner's hand he immediately replied "How long did it take to wash the blood off."

I always thought something along those lines would have been perfect.


Posted at 01:40 PM

RAUCH AND GAY MARRIAGE [Jonah Goldberg ]

Jonathan Rauch -- the very, very smart journalist -- has an excellent essay excerpted from his new book Gay Marriage : Why It Is Good for Gays, Good for Straights, and Good for America in the current issue of Reason (which I read on the shuttle down from Boston).

I have Rauch's book here, but I haven't had a chance to read it with all of the other things going on these days. But I have to say that this essay is really wonderful. I may be particularly impressed because it reads almost as if it were ained directly at me. My case against gay marriage has never been particularly religious (which has annoyed a lot of readers) and it has never been particularly grounded in social science (which may or may not annoy the Kurtzites) and it's never been bound-up in anti-homosexual animus (despite what various gay readers and bloggers assert or suggest).

My case has always been explicitly Burkean and Hayekian; you don't tear apart an institution which serves as a granite-spine to social arrangements overnight. Here's how I put it at the conclusion of one my earlier
spats with Andrew Sullivan three years ago:


Marriage is an ancient, bedrock institution born thousands of years before anyone even knew how to spell democracy. It is impossible to even guess how many other institutions it supports. As Friedrich Hayek noted, such institutions are the real storehouses of human knowledge: "[M]ore 'intelligence' . . . is incorporated in the system of rules of conduct than in man's thoughts and surroundings."

And that's why I'm willing to wait a while longer — to muddle through as we sort all this out — before we radically redesign marriage. If Andrew is right about gay marriage, waiting is no doubt unfair to gays seeking to have their monogamous relationships legitimized by the state. But it was Edmund Burke — the champion of temperamental conservatism — who noted that sometimes we "must bear with infirmities until they fester into crimes." Indeed, the conservative must point out that the beaches of history are littered not only with the human wreckage of bad ideas rushed out too quickly, but with the wreckage of good ideas rushed out too quickly as well.

Anyway, Rauch's essay attacks precisely this point from within the Hayekian framework rather than from without and he does a very good job. Ultimately, I think he misses the mark a few places, but it's an impressive effort nonetheless. When it's online and I have a bit more time, I'll try to respond at length in a G-File (way too inside-baseball for the syndicated column).

[Note: I accidentally deleted this, so if you linked to this post earlier, the link won't work]


Posted at 01:34 PM

WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN [KJL]
For years, I will regret having never come up with something brilliant and biting to say to al-Jubeir on the fly when he bumped into me (literally) at a D.C. party earlier this month. Actually, here’s an idea for the NRO store: “Corner In Your Pocket.” It would be a wallet card with the perfect things to say in such situations. You know, in case you find yourself at a UN Human Rights Committee benefit with all sorts of unsavory types. It would be like having John Derbyshire with you when you bump into Yasser Arafat… We could have different flavors too—no-holds-barred Derb, perfectly reasoned and reasonable Ramesh, edgy Jonah, etc…

Posted at 01:28 PM

“WHERE’S ADEL?” [KJL ]
John Derbyshire’s beloved Linda Vester just announced a new feature to her Dayside show on Fox, one Cornerites will appreciate: Where’s Adel? That’s al-Jubeir, the Saudi pr flack. She says she’s been trying to get him on the show for 16 or so days and he’s been unresponsive. Some kind of flack.

Posted at 01:26 PM

ZARQAWI KILLED BERG, THE CIA SAYS [KJL]

Posted at 01:25 PM

ANGEL, FYI [Jonah Goldberg]
Yes, I noticed that on last night's episode, they depicted a Hillary-esque Senator as an ally of the forces of evil and darkness. I still think the WB was moronic for cancelling the show.

Posted at 01:22 PM

DERB MASTERS PAYPAL [John Derbyshire]
I think I have got the hang of it.

Those readers who responded to my request for help trying out PayPal on April 30 by buying my poetry CD, are all entitled to a refund. I can't charge people for helping me out. I think I have now processed these refunds. If you purchased the CD on April 30, you should see a refund in your own PayPal account...

...Except that some readers e-mailed in and said they wouldn't accept a refund. I love these people twice over. Unfortunately I am a lousy manager of my e-mail, and have lost a couple of your names. So you will have got a refund even though you told me you didn't want one. Which is at least better than the other way round.

If you are one of those who didn't want a refund but got one anyway, I suggest you accept it graciously (since I already know you are a gracious person). Otherwise the whole business will start to resemble one of those fights to pay the bill that I once, in a restaurant in Taipei, actually witnessed come to physical blows... (Chinese culture note: If a Chinese co-diner really, *really* insists on paying the bill, let him.)

Posted at 12:44 PM

RE: WHO SAID IT? [John Derbyshire]
I'm getting a lot of attributions to Gore Vidal, who is certainly a likely candidate... but no specific reference. WHERE did he say or write it?

Posted at 12:41 PM

BOWDEN ON TORTURE [ Jonah Goldberg ]

Here's the 2003 article from the (formerly pro-war) Atlantic about torture by Mark Bowden I mentioned earlier. I didn't think it was his best stuff, but it was very good and very informative nonetheless. Anyway here's his conclusion:


"The Bush Administration has adopted exactly the right posture on the matter. Candor and consistency are not always public virtues. Torture is a crime against humanity, but coercion is an issue that is rightly handled with a wink, or even a touch of hypocrisy; it should be banned but also quietly practiced. Those who protest coercive methods will exaggerate their horrors, which is good: it generates a useful climate of fear. It is wise of the President to reiterate U.S. support for international agreements banning torture, and it is wise for American interrogators to employ whatever coercive methods work. It is also smart not to discuss the matter with anyone.

If interrogators step over the line from coercion to outright torture, they should be held personally responsible. But no interrogator is ever going to be prosecuted for keeping Khalid Sheikh Mohammed awake, cold, alone, and uncomfortable. Nor should he be.


Posted at 12:23 PM

FROM BEHIND THE ORANGE CURTAIN [John Derbyshire]
This person should write a book: "John---I read about your grievances with Home Depot in The Corner at NRO. Due to some career reversals, I wound up working at Home Depot in order to pay the bills. For the most part, it has been a good company to work for, but boy do I have some interesting stories (from behind the Orange Curtain)."

Posted at 12:03 PM

BRIG TIME [Jonah Goldberg]

From a reader:

I used to work in a ship's brig so I know a bit about abusing prisoners. Basically, if young men are allowed to exert authority without supervision, they will try to put all of their charges through boot camp. The problem is, the thrills escalate. That is why you need intervention.

I have no problem with beating prisoners, per se, regardless of Geneva or anything else. However, killing or maiming people is flat out wrong, and that includes attacks by dogs.

The grossest part of the Abu Ghraib thing were not the beatings or the humiliations but rather the sexual element. This was simply depraved. Note that there were two senior mid-30's non-commissioned officers who appear to have directed traffic here, they are responsible not only for the sexual abuse of prisoners, but also depraving the morals of their junior enlisteds (cf. Drudge today on Pvt England).

In addition to the propaganda damage of what they did, they have also damaged the reputation of the Army (anyone want to let their little girls become MP's now?) as well as exposed themselves as dangerous perverts (would you want these senior enlisteds as your neighbors?). They should do SERIOUS brig time. 30 days won't cut it. They are dangerous.


Posted at 11:58 AM

NEW ON NRO [KJL]
I'm delighted to announce Myrna Blyth as one of our newest additions to NRO. She'll be writing a weekly column for us. Blyth, as many of you know, comes to us by way of Ladies Home Journal, where she was editor-in-chief from 1981 to 2002; she also founded More. (Some more vital stats here.) She's at neither place nowadays--instead she'd dished on them in her bestseller Spin Sisters, an invaluable look at "women's media." Her first piece for NRO is up today, here, on the beloved Margaret Thatcher. I think she adds splendidly to our ever-growing product and hope you enjoy having her.

Posted at 11:32 AM

HUMAN NATURE—THE BAD NEWS [John Derbyshire]
I had the pleasure of lunch with "Theodore Dalrymple" (Tony Daniels) on Monday. He is one of the funniest men I know, an imp of mirth, always chuckling and smiling, laugh lines all over his face. The regrettably-little-used English word "merry" kept coming to mind.

God chooses some odd messengers to bring us the bad news about humanity. I wonder if Dostoyevsky was as much fun to be around as Dalrymple.

Posted at 11:23 AM

BARGING INTO SOMEONE ELSE'S DISCUSSION [Ramesh Ponnuru]
Steve Bainbridge raises the question: "Does any theory of constitutional interpretation that validates Roe v. Wade constitutes material cooperation with evil?" Like a number of the respondents at the site just linked, I'm going to rephrase the question--but only slightly--in the hope of clarifying some of the issues involved. "Does any theory of constitutional interpretation that yields a requirement that a private right to kill unborn human beings be recognized constitute material cooperation with evil?" My answer is no. If "abortion rights" really were in the Constitution--if, say, there were a constitutional amendment saying, "The right to kill unborn human beings shall not be infringed by the states or the federal government"--then we would have a moral obligation to amend the Constitution. Perhaps our moral obligations to the government would be affected--would judges in some cases have to resign? I'd have to think that through further. I'm pretty sure that it would not be immoral to read the Constitution to include what would clearly be in it. Another interesting question: When, as a matter of practical judgment, is one warranted in concluding that someone's creative constitutional theory of Roe has been devised solely to justify it?

Posted at 11:12 AM

DERB ON THE WIRELESS [John Derbyshire]
...with Lloyd Daugherty at Tennessee Conservative Union around 11:05 EST.

Posted at 11:00 AM

DMN PUBLISHES BERG PIC [Rod Dreher]
The lead editorial in the Dallas Morning News today features a doctored photo of the Islamist terrorist brandishing the severed head of Nick Berg. We blacked out the head itself out of respect for the dead man's family and the sensitivities of our readers, but we thought it extremely important that the public see this photo. Why? As I wrote in the editorial:

Publishing this photo in no way justifies what happened in Abu Ghraib, nor does it lessen America's responsibility to bring those responsible for perpetrating those acts to justice, and to atone for those wrongs. It is meant to bring perspective to events in Iraq, to refocus the nation's eyes on the larger picture of the war against radical Islam, and its stakes. Nick Berg was but the latest victim in the terrorist war on civilization. Al-Qaeda doesn't intend him to be their last. To paraphrase British Prime Minister Tony Blair, al-Qaeda members killed one, but if they could have killed 100,000, they would have rejoiced in it. Look at the photo of what they did to this young Pennsylvanian, and understand that this is why we Americans fight, however imperfectly, and that this is why we dare not lose faith in the justice and necessity of our cause. Our letters page today is filled with nothing but Berg-related letters, most of them demanding that the DMN show more photos of the Berg execution. Not one of the 87 letters we received on the topic yesterday called for these images not to be printed. My sense is that there's a big backlash building against the media for flogging the Abu Ghraib photos, but being so delicate with the Berg images. People sense that there's an agenda afoot here. As somebody, can't remember who, wrote yesterday, "Why is it that the media can show over and over again pictures that could make Arabs hate Americans, but refuse to show pictures that could make Americans hate Arabs?"

Posted at 10:58 AM

RE: EMOTIONAL ROLLER COASTER [John Derbyshire]
Numerous readers: "What the heck does 'CB' mean?"

"Confined to barracks." Get your Kipling out.

Posted at 10:53 AM

TREE HOUSE OF THE AUGUST MOON [John Derbyshire]
Well on schedule for grand Memorial Day opening.

Posted at 10:46 AM

DERBMAN [KJL]
I love the caption Derb has up on his site.

Posted at 10:45 AM

BAGHDAD RUMMY [KJL]
"I've stopped reading the newspapers." I don't know if it will work on the chattering classes, but getting Rumsfeld off the Hill and into Baghdad is a smart morale/pr/get-real move. A reminder this isn't about Ted Kennedy bloviating, but real peoples' lives--the Iraqis and our volunteers. I'm sure it will be lost on the media, and only give fodder to the Bush haters, but most Americans, I suspect will get it. Many Iraqis certainly do already. They have to. (See IraqtheModel again today.)

Posted at 10:42 AM

JONAH HAS COMPETITION [KJL]

Posted at 10:41 AM

REPENT! END OF WORLD AT HAND [John Derbyshire]

Posted at 10:11 AM

BARNETT VS. BAINBRIDGE [Randy Barnett]
As Ramesh noted here, I am indeed involved in an extended on-line debate with Steve Bainbridge, that I think is proving to be unusually revealing of both of our positions, and of the issues surrounding different approaches to constitutional interpretation generally. This spontaneous exchange highlights how blogging is changing the nature of and audience for academic discourse. Interested readers can find links to Steve's posts, the first of which was entitled, "Should Conservatives by Cheerful," in the following entries by me (which are listed in chronological order):

Should Conservatives Be Uninformed?

Should Conservatives Be Confused?

The Founders on Democratic Majoritarianism

Stephen Bainbridge Replies

The Stubbornness of Facts: Judicial Conservatives and the Ninth Amendment

Abortion & the 14th Amendment

Originali st Sacrifices

Posted at 10:07 AM

WHO SAID IT? [John Derbyshire]
Struck out with the dome-heads at AVQ on this one, so let's see what hoi polloi (i.e. Corner readers) can come up with. Here's the original query, as sent to AVQ.

"I attach an e-mail exchange I recently had. Perhaps readers of AVQ might be able to help.

"[A reader in Texas]--Mr Derbyshire, do you know who said something like: 'Whenever I see a friend succeed, a little part of me dies'? It's either Oscar Wilde or Samuel Pepys, unless it's someone else. I thought you might know. I couldn't find it on Google. Thank you very much.

"[My reply]--Sounds Wildean, but he's one of those people who get 'stuck' with all sorts of clever remarks, like Mark Twain & Churchill. It's often very hard to track these things down. Anyway, it's not in either of my dicts of quots. And it's a bit 'off' for Wilde -- he was very conscious of, & very pleased with, his own success. My guess _in vacuo_ would have been Max Beerbohm. I do however know who said: 'I have never for many years heard of a friend's death without envying him.' That was Goethe."

Posted at 10:03 AM

EMOTIONAL ROLLER COASTER [John Derbyshire]
My mental state these past few days:

1. The Abu Ghraib "scandal": Good. Kick one for me. But bad discipline in the military (taking the pictures, I mean). Let's have a couple of courts martial for appearance's sake. Maximum sentence: 30 days CB.

2. The US press blowing up the Abu Ghraib business: Fury at these lefty jounalists doing down America. They just want to re-live the glory days of Vietnam, when they brought down a president they hated. (PS: They hated him because he was an anticommunist, while they themselves tought communism was just fine.)

3. GWB apologizing to some barbarian chieftain for Abu Ghraib: Disgust. Correct approach: "Mind if we film some footage in YOUR jails?"

4. Revelations about sexual hanky panky in US armed forces: Outrage. I want to see someone cashiered -- a general, at least. This is no way for soldiers to behave when on active service. Gross, unpardonable violation of military ethics. Whose damn fool idea was it to mix men and women in the same units?

Posted at 09:52 AM

LACK OF PERSPECTIVE [Tim Graham]
Yesterday, MRC's Ken Shepherd and I counted the number of prisoner-abuse stories on NBC’s evening and morning news programs (NBC Nightly News and Today) from April 29, when the story emerged, through May 11. There were 58 morning and evening stories. Using the Nexis news-data retrieval system, we counted the number of stories on mass graves found in Iraq from the reign of Saddam Hussein in 2003 and 2004. The number of evening and morning news stories on those grim discoveries? Five. See more here.

Posted at 08:49 AM

INDIA NOT SHINING [John J. Miller]
The election results from India aren't dire news, though they are a moderate blow to Washington, which had a very good relationship with Prime Minister Atal Bihari Vajpayee. His nationalist government, an ally in the war on terror, had strong support from the country's booming middle class, whose success is something both Indians and Americans should celebrate. Now power swings away from it and toward a coalition led by Sonia Gandhi, whose strength derives in part from India's left-wing and the rural poor.

Posted at 08:33 AM

AND ANOTHER THING.... [Jonah Goldberg]
Please let's not indulge another round of "the public didn't know" about top Qaeda members being roughed up. I remember countless articles from one to two years ago addressing this possibility. The Atlantic even did a giant article on the subject. It was always clear, to me at least, that the option of "smacky face" -- as one source described it to the Wall Street Journal -- was always on the table.

Posted at 07:37 AM

CRY ME A RIVER [Jonah Goldberg]

Look, when the Abu Ghraib abuses came to light, I was as outraged as anybody and said so. One of the main reasons the Abu Ghraib absues seem so bad is that they are so gratuitous. They look like people having fun being cruel for cruelty's sake. But enough of all that.

Now it seems the press is going to start another round of America-bashing over the treatment of top al-Qaeda leaders. Here's how the NYT begins:

WASHINGTON, May 12 — The Central Intelligence Agency has used coercive interrogation methods against a select group of high-level leaders and operatives of Al Qaeda that have produced growing concerns inside the agency about abuses, according to current and former counterterrorism officials. Advertisement

At least one agency employee has been disciplined for threatening a detainee with a gun during questioning, they said.

In the case of Khalid Shaikh Mohammed, a high-level detainee who is believed to have helped plan the attacks of Sept. 11, 2001, C.I.A. interrogators used graduated levels of force, including a technique known as "water boarding," in which a prisoner is strapped down, forcibly pushed under water and made to believe he might drown.

My response? Good. I would be far more upset to learn the CIA was being prevented from using coercive techniques against these people. Now, I don't want permanent, cruel physical torture to be used -- unless truly absolutely necessary (ticking bombs and all that) -- but if Khalid Shaikh Mohammed finds his stay with the CIA to be the worst thing that ever happened to him, I say "Wahoo! look at my tax dollars at work!"

More from the Times:

Defenders of the operation said the methods stopped short of torture, did not violate American anti-torture statutes, and were necessary to fight a war against a nebulous enemy whose strength and intentions could only be gleaned by extracting information from often uncooperative detainees. Interrogators were trying to find out whether there might be another attack planned against the United States.

If that's a fair description of what's going on then this is no scandal, this the reporting of news most Americans assumed was going on already and I bet you the store they'd be more upset if it stopped.


Posted at 07:33 AM

FALLUJAH IS NOT LOST [KJL]
Re The Belmont Club blog for another take.

Posted at 07:30 AM

WE SOUND LIKE THE U.N. [KJL]
Ralp Peters this morning, on the Fallujah precedent:
We bragged publicly that we would avenge the mutilation of those four contractors at the hands of Fallujah's thugs. We told the world we would not stop until the city was cleansed of insurgents. And, of course, we swore we would never negotiate with terrorists.

What did we actually do? We negotiated with terrorists, re-empowered Saddam's thugs in uniform and ran away as quickly as we could go. The Marines insist they could have won, had they been allowed to fight. That's unquestionably true, but, as North Vietnam's senior general once pointed out about a different war, it's also irrelevant.

The diplomats claim we backed down to spare the innocent people of Fallujah. But they didn't lift a finger as the city's Arab fanatics drove out Fallujah's Kurdish population. And how does it benefit the average citizen to leave gunmen in control - protected now by Ba'athist thugs who tell us mockingly that there "aren't any foreign fighters in the city"? Right. And there are no politicians in Washington.

Our threats have begun to sound as hollow as those made by Khadafy in his prime. Our power means nothing unless we are willing to use it decisively. The truth is that those heroic young Marines who died in the initial combat encounters in Fallujah lost their lives for nothing. Frightened, politicized leaders squandered the advantages gained by their sacrifice.

And our enemies are telling the Muslim world that they fought the U.S. military to a standstill. For once, they're telling the truth. It doesn't matter that they won politically, not militarily. They won.
The whole thing is here.

Posted at 06:03 AM

RUMSFELD'S IN IRAQ [KJL]
on a surprise visit. Might be a relief compared to the Hill.

Posted at 05:56 AM

IN THE GREEN [KJL]
An e-mail from a CPA civilian in Baghdad regarding 1) last night's Green Zone gunfire and 2) U.S. military driving private contractors around. Re: the gunfire: "I saw it myself, but it wasn’t anyone storming the gates. The guards told us right then that Iraq had just then beaten Saudi Arabia in soccer, and the city erupted in celebratory gunfire. It was very impressive because what we saw were red tracer bullets. Some people were outside even before it ended looking for souvenir bullets...."

RE: military drivers: "When I checked your site this morning I saw the post about the military escorting contractors. I come into this late, but who is complaining about whom? In my four months I haven’t seen that. The consultants to our ministry have their own security. In fact, I went out with their security one time and preferred it because at least their SUV that trip was armored. We may have humvees front and back but our big Suburban in the middle is soft. We have other contractors who are integrated into the CPA staff. These contractors do go out with our military security, and that makes perfect sense. Some might in fact prefer to get away from the high profile risk of being seen with humvees and Explorers, but we couldn’t get our work done if we made distinctions over who could or could not jump in a vehicle and sent some off to take taxis to meetings."

Posted at 05:44 AM

Wednesday, May 12, 2004

RE: EXCEPTION MAN [KJL]
If you haven't subscribed to NRODT yet (HELLLO. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!), missed it, or want to reread, we posted that great chaplaincy article Rod did for NRODT last year yesterday on NRO. Read. Enjoy. Then subscribe. Help build that endless slush fund of David Brock's nightmares.

Posted at 10:17 PM

OUR GUYS AS CHAUFFERS [KJL]
Folks on the ground e-mailing me are with Rep. Holden here--our troops should not be driving and otherwise escorting civilian contractors around Iraq. (though if you're over there with a different view--perhaps private contractors?--you're welcome to holler. )

Posted at 10:03 PM

RE: THE GLASS CEILING [Jonah Goldberg]
Rod - I agree with you. I said it was hard to get work outside the conservative ghetto, I didn't say it was impossible. But what's indisputable is A) Brock is full of, well, Brock B) Salon knows it and C) working for National Review and not apologizing for it is a handicap in the elite journalism business -- particularly in New York, Washington and LA -- while working for The New Republic, Washington Monthly, etc is an asset.

Posted at 08:34 PM

THE CONSERVATIVE GLASS CEILING [Rod Dreher]
Jonah, about the conservative-journalist-for-life thing, my own example -- moving from conservative journalism to become the editor of the forthcoming Sunday opinion section at a major mainstream newspaper -- argues against the view that you're pretty much unemployable off the right-wing reservation. Except for the fact that it's damn hard for me to come up with other examples. So I guess I'm the exception that proves the rule. The thing is, in the year that I've been at the Dallas Morning News, I've had three top editors at mainstream newspapers contact me for help in finding conservatives to write for their pages. These guys are all liberals, too, but they have enough sense to know that the survival of their newspapers depends on serving their conservative readership. So maybe market forces, if not professional standards, will open doors for more of us.

Posted at 08:31 PM

OPINION JOURNAL VS KURTZ [Jonah Goldberg ]
James Taranto gets my back too.

Posted at 05:34 PM

RE: THE PANIC OF THE HAWKS [Ramesh Ponnuru]
I think you're right, Rich. I don't quite understand why this panic has broken out, either. Abu Ghraib and the Fallujah deal were disheartening to supporters of the occupation. But the Fallujah deal has not been as disastrous as critics (including me) expected: We haven't had a clear-cut victory, but neither have they. How much the impact of Abu Ghraib hurts the mission in Iraq, and elsewhere in the region, remains to be seen, but there are some reasons for thinking that we may be overestimating that impact. The chief source of justified alarm that I can see is the panic itself: the possibility that it will lead to dumb moves in Washington. I understood the Weekly Standard's editorial this week to be expressing just this kind of justified alarm, and thus would not put them in the panicked-hawk category.

Posted at 04:53 PM

VAGUE TITLE [Jonah Goldberg ]
I'm psyched for Steve that his new book, The Real Jimmy Carter: How Our Worst Ex-President Undermines American Foreign Policy, Coddles Dictators and Created the Party of Clinton and Kerry is out. I only have one question: What's the book about?

Posted at 04:38 PM

HOME DEPOT DESCENDS FURTHER INTO GEHENNA [John Derbyshire]

Posted at 04:37 PM

SOMEONE DOESN'T LIKE ME [Jonah Goldberg]

From a reader [I cleaned up the f***ing classy language and withheld his name]

Jonah:

"Several of us concluded afterwards that this may have been the first time
the guy had ever heard someone say anything bad about multiculturalism in
his life and he was almost panicked about it."

"concluded?" Or did you mean to say: "thought up something pissy and quasi
clever to make fun of some kid who didn't agree with us." ??

Allow me to share something with you: If I am ever unfortunate enough to
engage you in conversation, and I end up rolling my eyes at you, it won't be
because you've "blown my mind" with your brilliant and invigorating new
perspective. You can feel free to ASK me why I'll be reacting the way I am,
and I'll be MORE than happy to explain it to you, you fatuous blowhard.

It's a small thing, but a telling one I think; the fact that wingnuts such
as yourself are able to babble freely about Liberal "elites" and their
"arrogance" and "snobbery," and then, without even missing a BEAT, can turn
around and unselfconsciously write snide little catty diatribes about
quaint, precious, twee lil' liberal college students and the hilarity of
their ignorance. "Wussiness?" The tone of some of your s***t is right up
there with a middle school girl's diary.

And hey, JG, I don't care how many Homer Simpson references, semi-witty
asides, or pseudo-hip cultural nods you dress up your extreme right wing
polemics in - they're still radical, hateful, disingenuous, exclusionary
and, more importantly, profoundly wrong.

Keep up the f****d-up thinking though! Just giving aid and succor to my boy
John Kerry. As more and more people get a whiff of what it is you and yours
are selling, the more they're realizing that what looks like duck s**t and
quacks like duck s**t...

All the best,
[Name withheld]
Ann Arbor, MI

p.s. Do I think that the snide, arrogant tone of MY own email somehow
discredits my argument? Perhaps. :-) Although I AM better looking than
you, so I do have a little more leeway when it comes to acting like a
hypocritical prick.


Posted at 04:14 PM

KERRY & MCCAIN [Jonah Goldberg]

I think Kerry's statement that his first choice for Sec Def would be McCain makes a lot of political sense. Kerry very much wants and needs to communicate that he's not the soft-on-defense John Kerry the GOP (rightly) says he is.

What's annoying is that this, too, constitutes another installment of the Kerry flip-floppage tale. Maybe I'm wrong, but there's simply no way to reconcile the John Kerry of the primaries or of the 1980s and 1990s with a John Kerry who would appoint a hawk like John McCain as Secretary of Defense. I mean compare their voting records over the last few decades. They may get along well and they agreed on reconciliation with Vietnam, but they come from two entirely opposed outlooks. It's a cheap and easy but smart ploy.


Posted at 04:07 PM

COLLEGE REPUBLICANS, ACTIVITIES COORDINATORS BORED RICH PEOPLE: NOTA BENE [Jonah Goldberg]

An Email:

Dear Mr. Goldberg,

On behalf of the Bowdoin College Republicans I would like to give you my sincerest thanks for speaking last night. The talk was incredible, and many people that I have recently spoken with have told me that this was one of the best lectures that they have heard during all their years at Bowdoin. Thanks again for a truly wonderful event and we would be more than happy to have you come talk again at any time.

Regards,
Alex Linhart
Chairman Bowdoin College Republicans


Posted at 03:51 PM

"TAKING THE BAIT" [Jonah Goldberg ]

Andrew Sullivan -- and lots and lots of readers -- chastise me for this assertion in today's column: "Well, CBS' scoop has gotten someone killed and there will be more deaths, on both sides, as a result of this story before it becomes history."

Let me say a couple things. As I said yesterday the news about the Berg execution came in after I'd sent off my original column. I thought there was no way to run that column without mentioning such a monumental development in the story. So I quickly revised it. I stand by that column and my assertions, but if I had to do it over again I would have written the above sentence a bit differently. I take Andrew's point that these thugs were murdering Americans long before these photos came out and I agree that the thrust of much of the coverage is outrageous to the extent it makes it sound like the Abu Ghraib abuses turned Zarqawi & Co. into murderers. They were murderers before and they would be if none of this ever happened at Abu Ghraib. I wasn't clear on the fact that they had held Berg hostage for as long as they did. And one would have to be very naive to believe that Berg's chances of survival were not already slim once they kidnapped him.

All of that said, the release of these videos created the incentives and opportunity for Berg's assassination. Moreover, my larger point still stands. The release of those photos caused more damage than they did good and it is almost impossible to believe that more Iraqis and Americans will not die because of them. The irony -- if the reporting we're hearing is accurate -- is that the Berg beheading may be having the opposite effect in Iraq. I'm not sure I trust all of the reports quoting Iraqis saying how horrified they are, but if that's true it does demonstrate once again how unintended consequences are the most predictable consequences when people try to shape public opinion with horrifying images. And no, that is not an attempt to draq anything like moral equivalence between "60 Minutes" and al Qaeda. The former made a mistake, the latter committed murder (many times).


Note: I cleaned up a couple typos in the original post.


Posted at 03:42 PM

THE CIA KILLED NICK BERG! [KJL]
Is the Democratic Underground even worth being disturbed/shocked/amused by?

Posted at 03:24 PM

MOTHER OF PEARL [Jonah Goldberg]
I leave for a little while and all of a sudden there are action figures! I agree I'm not much like Cyclops, I'm surprised nobody's compared me to Beast: big, furry, making with the jokes all of the time...

Posted at 03:17 PM

SIGH: WHAT I STARTED [KJL]
An e-mail: "I hardly think so. Cyclops is a humourless soul. Jonah is more like maybe Gambit.. or possibly Longshot. Of course, he's most like James T Kirk. But that wouldn't be an appropriate reference for the Corner."

Posted at 02:57 PM

SPEAKING OF THE GREEN ZONE... [KJL]
..do check out Rachel Friedman's piece on the American young people who have and are volunteering their time (and lives) to help Iraq build a democracy.

Posted at 02:45 PM

SAY A PRAYER FOR THE FOLKS IN GREEN [KJL]
A correspondent from the CPA "Green Zone" in Baghdad tells me: "bit of gunfire here in Baghdad tonight tonight. reports are 'insurgents' are trying to storm some of the gates to get into the Green Zone. We're prepared for 'em. "

Posted at 02:42 PM

WHAT EVERYONE WANTS FOR CHRISTMAS [KJL]


A reader sent to me...and, well, I'm busy...gotta fill The Corner somehow. But will Jonah's better half every forgive me?

Posted at 02:20 PM

ANOTHER LEGACY [John J. Miller]
NROnik Steven Hayward's new book is officially out today. Buy it now: The Real Jimmy Carter: How Our Worst Ex-President Undermines American Foreign Policy, Coddles Dictators, and Created the Party of Clinton and Kerry.

Posted at 01:46 PM

WHAT I DON'T WANT FOR CHRISTMAS [KJL]
Swatch 's desperate marketing move? Cartoon bunnies copulating. Oh, and, by the way, there's a billboard in Times Square for it.

Posted at 01:11 PM

KERRY & BISHOPS WILL BE IN DENVER NEXT MONTH, AT THE SAME TIME [KJL]
I suspect the Kerry campaign is praying for a reprimand.

You must read Ramesh's article on this in the upcoming issue of NRODT if you have any interest in the issue. (You can read online Friday.)

Posted at 12:38 PM

THE POLLS [Rich Lowry]
Some Kerry critics, including I believe Mickey Kaus, have taken comfort in the fact that the senator is still basically tied with Bush in the horse-race polls, despite the terrible news recently for Bush. Well, Andrew Kohut explains in the New York Times today that weak incumbents always tend to be tied around this time with their challengers: “There is no reason to expect a one-to-one relationship between public disaffection with the incumbent and an immediate surge in public support for his challenger.” I don’t know whether he’s right, but if he is, it would be bad news for Bush obviously.

Posted at 12:36 PM

JACKSONIANS VS. WILSONIANS [Rich Lowry]
I just finished a review of Walter Russell Mead’s new book Power, Terror, Peace, and War. One of the points he makes is that there is an inherent tension between Jacksonian and Wilsonian goals in Iraq. Jacksonians care much more about smashing our enemies than reforming them. Wilsonians have grandiose ideas about uplifting foreign nations. As Wilsonians are discredited to some degree by recent events in Iraq, we will have to rely more on Jacksonian sentiment to see us through there. What seems to be the growing backlash against the wallowing in the Abu Ghraib prison scandal is a classic Jacksonian reflex. It will be made only stronger by the execution of Nick Berg. If you want a pretty good distillation of Jacksonian opinion on Iraq at the moment, consider the end of the New York Post’s editorial from today:

To hell with political sensitivities in the region.

To hell with negotiating with radical cleric Moqtada al-Sadr in Najaf and the Sunni insurgents in Fallujah.

To hell with handing Saddam Hussein over to Iraqis, as some want to do, and risking some reverse - perverse - kangaroo trial that results in his survival.

Evil, cutthroat terrorists need to be eradicated.

Let's face it: This is a job that's going to take overwhelming - yes, brutal - force. There is simply no 'nice' or painless way to accomplish this.

As yesterday's slaughter showed (yet again), the enemy is bound by no moral compunctions.

America won't go that far.

But it had better steel it's backbone and get ready to fight like it means it.

It's the only way to win this war."

Posted at 12:34 PM

IRAQI CIVIL SOCIETY? [Rich Lowry]
The phrase “Iraqi civil society” has seemed to be almost a contradiction in terms at times over the last year. But these growing protests against Moqtada al-Sadr in the South are exactly what happens when a civil society rises up and says “Enough.” It is a very encouraging sign.

Posted at 12:28 PM

MURDER, SLAUGHTER... [KJL]
...don't call it a beheading, a serviceman in Iraq suggests in an e-mail; seems right:
Am I right in being a little bothered by the use of the word "beheading"? To me, a beheading is a very standard removal of one's head by expert use of sword or guillotine. What happened to Nick Berg was a grisly slaughter, perpetrated by ham-handed, knife-wielding amateurs, hardly the relatively humane capital punishment one thinks of when using the term "behead".

Posted at 12:08 PM

KERRY CITES MCCAIN AS DESIRED SECDEF [KJL]
They're both going to ride this as long as they can. But will theydo it?

Posted at 12:04 PM

SPORTS ILLUSTRATED, EXTRAPOLATED [Tim Graham]
At TomPaine.com, they're claiming that a Rick Reilly column in Sports Illustrated celebrating Pat Tillman and attacking the supposedly senseless war he died in is like Walter Cronkite declaring the Vietnam War a lost cause. The NASCAR Dads will all vote for Kerry now?

Posted at 11:49 AM

PANIC! [Rich Lowry]
I was on deadline with the magazine the last two days, so didn’t get the chance to comment in real time on the absolute panic gripping some Iraq hawks. I have admired the way David Brooks has been more honest than other neos about why Iraq has been so hard. But yesterday he said we went into Iraq beholden to “a childish fantasy.” Yes, many of our assumptions have proved false. But childish fantasy? This strikes me as going way too far. Meanwhile, Andrew Sullivan on Monday was wobbling wildly. Just a few weeks ago he was lecturing NR for suggesting that we had even a “glimpse at the abyss” in recent weeks in Iraq. But now he has apparently fallen victim to the opinion-elite panic. As NR said a few weeks ago, we should lower expectations in Iraq (a rather obvious point, even at the time), but the tone of the conventional wisdom over the last week has descended into a black pit of despair. Fortunately, the Wall Street Journal editorial page, Fouad Ajami, and William Safire provide some ballast today. My profound geopolitical and strategic advice to some of our fellow hawks—take a deep breath.

Posted at 11:36 AM

THERE'S A NEW [KJL]
debate installment up

Posted at 11:35 AM

THE X-FILES BEAT [KJL]
Dispatch Stuttaford to Mexico

Posted at 11:19 AM

CANADA'S PM ON WMDS [KJL]
We're sure this isn't the Onion, right?

Posted at 11:18 AM

WORDS OF ENCOURAGEMENT, FROM THE FRONTLINES [KJL]
ANother letter to read.

Posted at 11:12 AM

ADDED DANGER, INDEED [KJL]
Just as the news was about to break about Nick Berg's beheading, I received this e-mail from an Air Force guy:
I must add my voice to the mass of uniformed military folks who are disgusted by the behavior (documented in photo's and on discs now) of those 'so called' soldiers at Abu Ghraib. They can be thankful that I will not be sitting on their courts-martial juries. They, and their immediate command personnel would be in Leavenworth already, if I had my way. And what infuriates me even more is that I have a niece serving in the Guard in Kuwait right now. I worry that people in the region who may have been on our side, or at least neutral, have now been handed a reason to be angry and possibly strike out against anyone they see in uniform. So the noble and brave are at more danger because of the stupid.

And I can't count the number of briefings I have had to endure on the "Law of Armed Conflict" since I started serving. Not that that really adds anything to good old common sense, which these people seemed to lack. That, and a sense of shame.

Posted at 11:10 AM

GRAYDON & JONAH [KJL]
And we all know Jonah uses his close ties to Hollywood for financial gain.

Posted at 11:01 AM

FOR HIRE [KJL]
As a frequent freelancer, I will testify to how little our poor right-wing pubs have to pay (this includes our own, let me tell you), but it's definitely not because we're all rolling in dough. Any editors who want to prove me wrong though, make your offers!

Posted at 10:59 AM

SEE REX [John J. Miller]
A message from my inner paleontologist: Keep track of scientists as they unearth a newly discovered T. Rex in Montana. They're just getting started now and excavation is supposed to take a couple of weeks.

Posted at 08:23 AM

BROCKBATS [John J. Miller]
Jonah: What on earth is David Brock talking about? A very short list of magazines few that if any conservatives can write for: Vanity Fair, the New Yorker, Harper's, GQ, Esquire, all the women's glossies. I would bet my whole bank account--which is smaller than Brock apparently believes--that each of them pays far more for a freelance piece than National Review. I'm sure it's not even close. It's quite possible to make a good living as a conservative writer, but let's not kid ourselves into thinking there are a ton of jobs out there. That's one reason why there's so little turnover at a place like NR. In nearly 50 years of publishing we've had exactly three editors. (And only one of them has gone on to a different job--WFB retired, John O'Sullivan went to UPI and now edits The National Interest, and Rich Lowry is our current maximum leader.) The New Republic goes through three editors in a decade--and a placid one at that. I'll think about starting to take Brock seriously as soon as Salon calls one of us NROniks and offers a column at a good price. Real money, no stock options.

Posted at 08:09 AM

NO HABLO INGLES [John J. Miller]
The Republican governor of Maryland is taking heat for saying: "I reject the idea of multiculturalism. Once you get into this multicultural crap, this bunk, you run into a problem. With respect to this culture, English is the language." He was defending the state comptroller, a Democrat, who had announced a personal boycott of McDonald's following an encounter with a cashier who couldn't speak English. Now, I don't think it's smart to dump on McDonald's, a large employer of immigrants and an engine of assimilation. I suspect McDonald's does more to help people learn English than all the government-run adult-ed programs combined. Several years ago, when I was researching my first book, I visited a McDonald's in Queens that employed people from all over the world. The manager required everybody to speak English because they needed a common language to communicate with each other, let alone customers. Having said all that, Gov. Ehrlich's remark is basically on target. English is the language, and immigrants know it. Most of them want to learn it because they probably aspire to be something other than McDonald's cashiers. The notion that Spanish even comes close to being "the language"--now, that's bunk.

Posted at 07:53 AM

NOT ABOVE-THE FOLD MATERIAL [KJL]
There's a photo from the Nick Berg murder tape on the New York Times front page, but it is below the fold. An American killed for being an American--seems that should go straight to the top slot.

Posted at 07:07 AM

MICKEY KAUS GETS MY BACK [Jonah Goldberg]

Posted at 06:55 AM

BOWDOIN [Jonah Goldberg ]

I had a very good time. I'm sitting in my room at the Brunswick B&B, using the laptop and taking advantage of the wireless internet. I was originally worried about staying at a B&B as I am not really a B&B person and I was dreading having to discuss knitting with a bevy of 800 year old women over scones. But this place is very cool.

Even cooler was the gift basket waiting for me when I arrived, pepperjack cheese, pretzels, nuts and a bottle of single malt scotch. Kerry DuPont, the Cornerite who worked so hard to get me up here in the first place, understood that there are certain medicinal products one cannot do without. She is a great American.

As for the speech itself, the crowd seemed to like it quite a bit and I had a lot of fun. There were a lot of non-students at the event, including the entire Republican club of Brunswick which I believe held its montly meeting at my talk and numerous Cornerites.

My only disappointment was the relative wussiness of the few liberal students who showed up -- and decided to speak up. In response to my riff about CBS and the Abu Ghraib photos, one very tall liberal guy seemed like he was going to cry about my hypocrisy over not objecting to the photos of the "murdered" Uday and Qusay Hussein. Another kid who clearly thought I was evil for giving a negative connotation to the word "multicultural" couldn't muster the gumption to question me on it except to roll his eyes and ask me if I could "talk about that further." Several of us concluded afterwards that this may have been the first time the guy had ever heard someone say anything bad about multiculturalism in his life and he was almost panicked about it.

My general impression of Bowdoin is that it's a very good liberal arts school in Maine, with all of the predictable determination to make itself less good through political correctness and the rest. It definitely has one of the best college cafeteria's I've ever seen (they claim it's ranked number 1 in the US).


Posted at 06:45 AM

AN INCOMPLETE [KJL]
Tim, Bill Richardson may not be on Bloomberg's list, but he's on Kerry's.

Posted at 06:28 AM

KERRY'S VEEP LIST [Tim Graham]
Bloomberg reports that it's Edwards, Gephardt, Clark, Bob Graham, and Tom Vilsack. Still nobody but white guys?

Posted at 06:26 AM

RE: BROCK [Jonah Goldberg]

Brock's statement has the tiniest kernel of truth to it but only enough to make the dishonesty all the more poignant. One reason you can be a conservative-journalist-for-life is that there are so few career opportunities for conservatives outside conservative circles. The New Republic, The Washington Monthly, The American Prospect, Mother Jones etc are stepping stones to rewarding careers at Time, Newsweek etc. It's not impossible to get a job at the New York Times after working for a conservative journalistic organization, but it definitely makes it harder. And while, yes, television gigs are still possible, you must accept that you will only be speaking for conservatives for the rest of your life rather than actually offering analysis. Jeff Greenfield gets to offer "analysis." Conservatives get to talk after someone says "And now for a conservative point of view." Indeed, the only sure-fire way to be treated respectfully by the liberal establishment is to prostitute yourself, admit your a liar and recant and renounce everything about the right you were ever associated with. It worked for Brock.

Regardless, it wouldn't surprise me if some conservative outlets have responded by compensating talented people for the fact that by taking jobs in conservative journalism, you've closed many doors to jobs outside conservative journalism. But I can see why Salon, which has spent, what? Fifty? A hundred times more money than NRO has is fixated with job security since they always seem on the verge of going under. In this case, conservatives don't have built-in job security because of their vast wealth, they have more sensible business plans because of they can't afford not to.


Posted at 06:23 AM

WASHINGTON POST SHOWS JOHN MCCAIN MORE THAN A LITTLE LOVE [KJL]

Posted at 06:08 AM

SHOW ME THE MONEY! [KJL]
What on earth is David Brock talking about? Someone needs to let NR on the cash crop we missed investing in:
SALON: You write about the conservative cradle-to-grave jobs network that goes along with the think tanks, opinion journals, magazines, radio shows and syndicated columns, and book deals and speaking fees. It sounds pretty cushy.

DAVID BROCK: It is. There's every financial incentive in the world to stay in the conservative movement forever. That [network] allows the conservatives the freedom and the confidence to devote their attention to influencing the mainstream without actually becoming a part of it. It also means that when young people are trained they can stay -- it's not an up-or-out situation. You have very senior people editing magazines who can have families. And, again, it's sustained support. Editors of conservative magazines aren't out trying to raise money. The money is there; the cash reserves are in the bank.

Posted at 05:50 AM

TED RALL STRIKES AGAIN [Tim Graham]

Posted at 05:44 AM

Tuesday, May 11, 2004

BOWDOIN [Jonah Goldberg]
The crowd seemed to like it. Nice campus. Good kids. A couple very wussy liberals. Details tomorrow. Gotta wake up early. Send positive reviews of the nudity and profanity to K-Lo, negative reviews of same send to me.

Posted at 11:51 PM

RE: RE: INHOFE [Andy McCarthy]
Tim, with due respect, this debate is not solely, or even principally, about "about how the public debate around the war revolves around ONLY scrutinizing Americans, and going limp on scrutiny for Saddam's historical cruelty, [etc.]" It is principally about how America separates itself from the evil it is fighting by having standards it adheres to regardless of how hideously our enemies would define deviancy down. The hypocrisy of the Left on all this is a perfectly legitimate point, but you must know that that what has gone on today has not simply been pointing out how they jump on every American failing but stay mum in the face of true evil. The headline that is breaking through all the clamor today is that what happened at Abu Ghraib is not so bad because Saddam has done far worse. I understand that that is not your point, but you have to see that the tide is washing over your subtle distinction. We need to be beyond reproach now -- it's not a time to play offense.

Posted at 08:22 PM

INHOFE: AN EMAIL [Ramesh Ponnuru]

"I have to disagree with you when you say that being more outraged by the outrage over the abuse than by the abuse itself is a 'moral mistake.' It certainly could be, but it isn't obviously so.

"If the outrage over the abuse results in the US scaling back operations in Iraq, releasing dangerous prisoners, becoming timid about future operations, and taking other steps that result in the U.S. appearing to be bin Laden's infamous 'weak horse,' then the outrage over the abuse has done more harm than good, and almost certainly does more harm than a few naked homoerotic pyramids and a man on a leash.

"Those responsible for these abuses will be punished in a manner consistent with due process, and I am confident that whatever wrongs were committed will be righted. But Congressional showboating, political posturing, and media hype all traveling under the banner of 'outrage' serve only to harm American objectives, soldiers, and civilians.

"Nothing excuses the way these prisoners were treated, but that's in the past. The fact that American soldiers made terrible mistakes in the past is no justification for making worse mistakes in the future in an expression of 'outrage.'"

My response: I certainly agree that some American soldiers' misdeeds do not justify making mistakes now. To cut and run would indeed have worse human consequences than their misdeeds, but given the differences in intention behind the actions I would not call it a "worse mistake"; I wouldn't compare the two as "mistakes" of the same kind. I would also say that if the abuse leads to exaggerated or misdirected outrage that then leads to cutting and running, the blame for that outcome has to be apportioned among the abusers and the outraged, not all attributed to the outraged. Finally, if the morality of actions is going to be evaluated wholly in terms of their consequences, then Inhofe's comments still fail the test since it is quite predictable that they are not going to help the war effort.


Posted at 07:42 PM

RE: INHOFE [Tim Graham]
Andrew, I've had this debate quite a bit. Many of us are NOT suggesting that we're fine if we stoop to Saddam's standards. This debate is about how the public debate around the war revolves around ONLY scrutinizing Americans, and going limp on scrutiny for Saddam's historical cruelty, the Iraqi "insurgents," the corrupt U.N., the French/Spanish/Germans, and the ugly mysteries of "Arab opinion." Our point is that the Iraq-war-haters have LESS outrage for Saddam's most vicious behavior than they do for obviously lesser American offenses. Prosecute for Abu Ghraib, but leave the war-making operation intact, including our morale. Liberals and the media act as if they want to impair all of those.

Posted at 07:37 PM

STUDY FINDS THERE WERE 27 RATIONALES FOR WAR [KJL]

Posted at 06:37 PM

CHAPLAIN PETERSON, PROPHET [Rod Dreher]
I just re-read a piece I did for NRODT last year, on the verge of war, about military chaplains and the service they provide to our armed forces. Here's a quote a retired military chaplain who worked side by side with Gen. Norman Schwarzkopf during the 1991 Gulf War. His words seem almost prophetic in light of recent events:
In the field, chaplains face serious challenges helping soldiers coping with stress and loneliness stay morally straight. Retired chaplain Dave Peterson, whose first tour of duty was in Vietnam, says the bitter experience of that war taught him that command leadership has to establish conditions that make it easier for troops to live up to high standards of behavior: "I concluded that one reason we can't get past the Vietnam experience is because so many people broke their moral code, and got into sex and drugs and things like that. America lost part of its soul in Vietnam. There was bad leadership." Serving on Gen. Norman Schwarzkopf's staff in Desert Storm, Peterson helped the general draft the Islamic-sensitive code of conduct strictly forbidding drugs, alcohol, pornography, and prostitution among Desert Storm forces. Despite this -- in fact, he believes, because of it -- Peterson says he has never seen troop morale higher.

Posted at 06:32 PM

THE BANNER [KJL]
Derb, I'm sure you've gotten this one by now, too; definitely worth noting:
The blue star banner hanging from the mantel in the package for Iraq photo is the emblem that inspired a great organization called "The Blue Star Mothers of America". I am as proud of my wife for being an active member of this organization as I am of my son for serving in the Navy. ... This organization could use a bit of publicity to assist them with all of the good works they do for our troops.

Posted at 06:01 PM

ROLL CALL ON SANTORUM [Ramesh Ponnuru]
"Santorum says that once he made the decision to support his home-state colleague, there was only one way for him to go about it--full-throttle. . . . 'That was a courageous thing to do,' said Sen. Trent Lott (R-Miss.), adding that it would help demonstrate Santorum's commitment to the so-called 'Old Bull' veterans who have tended to view him mostly as a firebrand. . . . Pointing to Specter's razor-thin 12,000-vote edge, [one anonymous Republican senator] said of Santorum: 'Most importantly, he delivers.' . . . Specter, in an interview, [called] Santorum's aid 'enormously helpful. He went above and beyond the call.' [That's one point on which the Toomey camp agrees with Specter--RP] . . . Specter said [that] Santorum has his vote for any future leadership race--'anything, including president.'"

Posted at 05:54 PM

RAMESH RE: INHOFE [Andrew C. McCarthy]
Ramesh is so right, and this is a crucial point. I understand how frustrated everyone is today, and especially after the Berg atrocity, we want and need to strike out. But we are always quick to criticize moral equivalence arguments when the Left so frequently makes them -- like the idiocy of comparing the Patriot Act to the Japanese internment. It has been dismaying today to listen to the flip side of moral equivalence: the high-minded comparisons of the U.S. stewardship of Abu Ghraib to Saddam's murderous atrocities. What makes America great is America's standards, not Saddam's comparative standards. What makes Abu Ghraib monstrous is how much of an aberration it is from American standards; the conduct does not become less ghastly because it is better than what Saddam used to do. If, for example, the Supreme Court doesn't think we get that very basic distinction, why would it conceivably side with the government in the combatants cases?

Posted at 05:41 PM

DON'T FORGET [KJL]
to read the latest installment in the Ackerman-Owens debate on the NR/TNR opinionduel site.

Posted at 05:22 PM

THE WORLD ACCORDING TO AL JAZEERA [KJL]

Posted at 05:17 PM

ABU GHRAIB AIN'T US: "EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT I SAW" [KJL]
That's the point of Rich's column and it's the experience of so many servicemen e-mailing me today. Here's one particularly revealing:
Today you reprinted in the Corner some reactions to the Abu Gharib story from readers actually deployed in Iraq. I've just returned home from my Iraq rotation: when I was there, I worked for a unit that (among other things) interrogated high-value detainees -- the "deck of cards" and others. Not only did we have no abuse problem, we had just the opposite: our MP's were too nice to the detainees. It was sort of a reverse Stockholm Syndrome. We had to screen some raw documentary footage for the MPs, showing them explicitly the sort of atrocities committed by the former regime. After that they understood that no matter how friendly and harmless they might seem now, these guys are seriously bad dudes who did some seriously evil things. Of course we still had to treat them humanely and wouldn't have dreamt of doing otherwise, but we also didn't want the detainees forgetting that they were in prison, not a slightly down-market summer camp or retirement home.

Why was Abu Gharib different? Lots of reasons, probably -- but from my own experience, which included working with detainees and MPs and interrogators, I can say that the abusive behavior by the guards there was not only atypical but exactly the opposite of what I saw.

Posted at 05:02 PM

SATAN TIGHTENS HIS GRIP ON BIG ORANGE [John Derbyshire]
Another trip to Home Depot. 1. The pleasant young fellow who has been cutting the ply for me on Home Depot's big wall saw can no longer do it. "I'm not supposed to cut treated wood in here. New rule." So I had to schlep a 4'x8' sheet of half-inch ply home on my car roof. Grrrr.

2. While tying the frigging thing down (at least they still supply string), saw a Big Orange fork-lift truck coming, PRECEDED BY A MAN WAVING A RED FLAG. Wasn't that Act repealed in 1896? (Yes it was.)

Posted at 04:57 PM

RE: PACKAGE FOR IRAQ -- A POINT I MISSED [John Derbyshire]
Various readers:

"Derb---The banner with the star on it is used to represent a child in the service, not necessarily killed. My dad has one and his son (my brother) is fortunately still among the living."

"Dear Mr. Derbyshire---The banner appears to have a blue star, which indicates a relative serving in the military. Gold stars indicate the serviceman died in action. Perhaps she was presented with the flag at her loved one's funeral after he had lived a long & happy life."

Thank you for the elucidation.

Posted at 04:55 PM

BODY-PART CHIC [KJL]
Meawhile, Palestinian terrorists wave dismembered remains of Israelis killed in a terror attack earlier today on Arab TV. From the Jerusalem Post:
Shortly after the attack Arab television stations al-Manar, al-Jazeera, al-Arabia, and Abu Dhabi, as well as foreign networks, broadcast footage of masked, armed Hamas and Islamic Jihad terrorists parading the streets of Gaza displaying body parts of the dead soldiers, their weapons, and pieces of the wrecked APC. Al-Jazeera showed Islamic Jihad members holding up the head of one of the soldiers. Israel Television Channel 1, rebroadcasting the footage, electronically obscured the head.
The terrorists are evidently open to negotiating for body parts. How civil.

Posted at 04:51 PM

IRAQ-RELATED AMBER ALERT [KJL]
Taguba testimony missing headines (i.e. General Taguba: No Evidence Abusive Techniques Were Part of Policy.)

Posted at 04:38 PM

LILEKS ON MY CASE [ Jonah Goldberg]

Lileks writes :

Whoa! This is interesting – I shame Reynolds into not shaming the rest of us with his prolixity, and his suggestion that he may post 38 times a day instead of 52 suddenly gives others a reason to step back. Exxxxcellent. Once my Thuggees dispatch Jonah Goldberg, I will rule the web. Everything is proceeding exactly as I had planned.

That doesn't worry me that much. My flying monkeys can intercept his Thuggees well before they get inside the perimeter. But when you scroll down the page, you will discover that his dog looks like he could be my dog's grandfather. As I am in Maine, you will have to wait for me to post an eerily similar photo of Cosmo. Could it be that a race of super dogs are working behind the scenes of the blogosphere? What if these wolfie-dingo looking dogs are really pulling the strings like that supercomputer in the background of Neuromancer and we'll only discover their power after it's too late? Could this Bananaphone thing we both seem to be into be a subliminal suggestion from our canine overlords to break our wills?


Posted at 04:30 PM

INHOFE, CTD. [Ramesh Ponnuru]
Those other remarks make what he said look better. But Senator Inhofe said that he was more outraged by the outrage than by the abuse, and that strikes me as a moral mistake. And while it is perfectly fine to bring up the far worse atrocities under Saddam Hussein when someone suggests that we are just as bad, or worse, we shouldn't be boasting that we're better than he is. That standard is way too low.

Posted at 04:20 PM

NICK BERG [Jonah Goldberg]

In response to many, many emails: Yes, the tragic irony of the Berg beheading on the heels of my column arguing that CBS shouldn't have aired the Abu Ghraib pictures is not lost on me. I had to recall my new column for tomorrow in order to take this terrible event into account. Now, I've got to get ready for my speech here in Bowdoin tonight. But I'll be chiming in here later about all of this.


Posted at 04:11 PM

MORE TERRIBLE HEADLINES [KJL]
AOL: "Abuse Scandal's Deadly Fallout"

Posted at 04:10 PM

AL QAEDA IS EVIL [KJL]
But the pre-beheading details of the Berg case are really unfortunate. Evidently he was detained by the FBI on his way home, which the family is, understandably, reportedly wanting to blame his ultimate murder on.

Posted at 04:08 PM

TAX AND SPEND [Ramesh Ponnuru]
Moderate Republicans in the Senate have been hollering in recent months that we need new budget rules to restrain tax cuts and spending. Any tax cuts or spending increases will have to be paid for by tax increases or spending cuts elsewhere. Except that it turns out that they're willing to waive the rules on the spending side. McCain, Snowe, Chafee, and Collins all voted today to allow $8 billion in new unemployment benefits with no offsets. They seem less interested in shrinking the deficit than in enlarging the government.

Posted at 04:03 PM

IAIN MURRAY ON "ADOLF LOMBORG" [KJL]

Posted at 04:02 PM

INHOFE VS. REUTERS [Tim Graham]
Ramesh, let's not take Reuters -- the wire service that can't use the word 'terrorist' to define the perpetrators of 9-11 -- to determine our political reality. Inhofe did insist that the outrage is outrageous. But Reuters didn't quote the rest: "I hasten to say yeah, there are seven bad guys and gals that didn't do what they should have done. They were misguided, I think maybe even perverted, and the things that they did have to be punished. And they're being punished. They're being tried right now, and that's all taking place. But I'm also outraged by the press and the politicians and the political agendas that are being served by this, and I say political agendas because that's actually what is happening."

And, even better, he said this -- which was highlighted by Rush Limbaugh on the radio:
"I also am -- and have to say, when we talk about the treatment of these prisoners, that I would guess that these prisoners wake up every morning thanking Allah that Saddam Hussein is not in charge of these prisoners. When he was in charge they would take electric drills and drill holes through hands, they would cut their tongues out, they would cut their ears off. We've seen accounts of lowering their bodies into vats of acid. All these things were taking place. This was the type of treatment that they had."

"And I would want everyone to get this and read it. This is a documentary of the Iraq special report. It talks about the unspeakable acts of mass murder, unspeakable acts of torture, unspeakable acts of mutilation, the murdering of kids -- lining up 312 little kids under 12 years old and executing them, and then of course what they do to Americans, too.

"There's one story in here that was in the I think it was The New York Times, yes, on June 2nd. I suggest everyone take that -- get that and read it. It's about one of the prisoners who did escape as they were marched out there, blindfolded and put before mass graves, and they mowed them down and they buried them. This man was buried alive and he clawed his way out and was able to tell his story. And I ask, Mr. Chairman, at this point in the record that this account of the brutality of Saddam Hussein be entered into the record, made a part of the record."
You can see it here.

Posted at 04:00 PM

MORE FROM THE SPECTATOR [John Derbyshire]
Yeah, yeah, I'm taking a long lunch hour. Paul Johnson has a piece rating the Presidents. His top ten: Washington, Lincoln, TR, Reagan, Jackson, Polk (!), Coolidge, Eisenhower, Truman, Wilson (!!).

PJ also "does" British Prime Ministers. His top ten: Sir Robert Walpole, Churchill, Mrs. Thatcher, Salisbury, Lloyd George, Palmerston, Pitt the Younger, Baldwin (!), Disraeli, Gladstone.

Posted at 03:58 PM

A VOICE OF CALM SENSE ON IRAQ [John Derbyshire]
From Charles Moore's diary in the current issue of the London Spectator (the diary is not online):

"'I've just spent three months in Iraq,' said the woman sitting next to me on the platform of our country railway station is Sussex. She turned out to be the feminist Lesley Abdela, and she is, to use the phrase I invented to tease her, a mercenary for democracy. Working for an American university project, she was funded by the Coalition to help build civil society in the South Central province, the most populaous of Iraq. She has worked in about 40 countries, and says she has never before found such an intense interest in what democracy is and how to get it. Her organisation helped run elections for neighbourhood councils (glorified parish councils) right across the province, and these were popular and peaceful. The main religious leader in Hilla, ancient Babylon, has a following of about half a million people, and attracted crowds of 1,000 or so for each of his many pro-democracy talks. Though religious, most people she met opposed the extremists' demand for the Sharia imposed by Shiites in Shiite areas and Sunnis in Sunni ones, preferring the rule of secular law throughout. She was 'incredibly impressed,' she said, by the dedication of the Americans with whom she worked, from the 'visionary' head of the Coalition Provisional Authority in the province to the laundry manager who gave jobs to a deaf and dumb couple who needed help. She is not very optimistic, believing that democracy needs at least 20 years before it can become a 'homegrown tomato,' and that the West won't have the patience. But she bridles at the idea of the famous 52 ex-ambassadors that it is 'naive' to help build democracy in the country. Before a country has democracy, its coming must always seem improbable, but without some outside help, it must surely be impossible."

Posted at 03:56 PM

PACKAGE FOR IRAQ -- A POINT I MISSED [John Derbyshire]
Concerning the package of goodies for the troops in Iraq , a sharp-eyed reader observes: "The thing that struck me most about the picture (and perhaps you can confirm it) is the folded flag on the mantelpiece and what looks to be a gold star below it, signifying that the family has lost someone in service to the country.

"If so, interesting that this lady's response is to support the troops in Iraq in a meaningful way rather than act as one of the bitter, blame game, media hogs that are the darling of the press.

"I hope it is NOT true for the one reason that I hope the lady has not suffered a loss of this magnitude."

I share that hope. Perhaps the Milwaukee reader who sent me the picture could clarify.

Posted at 03:51 PM

JONATHAN LAST [Ramesh Ponnuru]
makes a good point about the president's now-you-see-it-now-you-don't paternalism toward about Arabs.

Posted at 03:40 PM

A DAYTON APOLOGY? [Kate O'Beirne]
Last Friday, an angry Senator Mark Dayton (MN-D) accused General Myers of improperly “suppressing” the news by appealing to 60 Minutes II to delay broadcasting the photos from Abu Ghraib prison for fear of retribution against Americans known to be in the hands of terrorists in Iraq. General Myers bristled at the ignorant criticism, explaining that he knew the pictures would eventually be made public, but the timing was particularly sensitive. He obviously made his case to the satisfaction of CBS, the network held off broadcasting the pictures until they were going to be made public elsewhere. Those savages on video cite those photos. Has Senator Dayton changed his mind about “suppressing” the news?

Posted at 03:14 PM

NICK BERG [KJL]
A Philadelphia Inquirer piece on him and his family, from a few days ago.

Posted at 02:58 PM

KANSAS JUDGE ORDERS PUBLIC SCHOOLS SHUT DOWN [KJL]
in a funding fight.

Posted at 02:32 PM

TERRIBLE HEADLINE: "AMERICAN BEHEADED FOR ABUSE" [KJL]
[Update: quote marks were added to this headline after I linked to it]

Posted at 02:27 PM

ZARKAWI BEHEADED NICK BERG? [KJL]
So claims the website that has the beheading video

Posted at 02:12 PM

LOMBORG=HITLER? [Jonathan H. Adler]
The EU Reporter reports that Dr. Rajendra K. Pachauri, chairman of the United Nations Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC), compared Bjorn Lomborg, author of The Skeptical Environmentalist, to Adolf Hitler in a recent media interview. Dr. Pachauri commented:
What is the difference between Lomborg's view of humanity and Hitler's? You cannot treat people like cattle. You must respect the diversity of cultures on earth. Lomborg thinks of people like numbers. He thinks it would be cheaper just to evacuate people from the Maldives, rather than trying to prevent world sea levels from rising so that island groups like the Maldives or Tuvalu just disappear into the sea. But where's the respect for people in that? People have a right to live and die in the place where their forefathers have lived and died. If you were to accept Lomborg’s way of thinking, then maybe what Hitler did was the right thing.
So, according to the head of the IPCC, opposing the Kyoto Protocol is tantamount to genocide.

Posted at 01:53 PM

AL QAEDA BEHEADS AMERICAN IN RETALIATION FOR ABU GHRAIB ABUSE [KJL]
A 26-year-old contractor from Pennsylvania, Nick Berg, confirmed dead.

Posted at 01:47 PM

MOMMY AMBUSED [KJL]
Author Suzanne Venker (see) got a Mother's Day surprise Sunday night on CNN: As the story is relayed to me by her publisher:
CNN set up the interview, and even did a lengthy pre-interview with Suzanne the day before, under the pretense that she would be interviewed alone about the book.



As she waited to go on the air, she was informed that it would be a (five-minute) debate with some woman [Carol Evans, editor of Working Mother magazine] and that her book had made all the ladies at CNN “very angry”
Memo to writers: Don't get the women of CNN angry or they'll get even.

Posted at 01:39 PM

DIANE LANE'S SIMPLE LIFE [KJL]
NRO staff require at least this much.

Posted at 01:36 PM

SORRY STARK [KJL]
A must read here for constituents of Pete Stark.

Posted at 01:34 PM

EXPECT TO HEAR A LOT MORE [Ramesh Ponnuru]
about these comments by Senator Inhofe about Abu Ghraib. Not good.

Posted at 01:11 PM

"OLD SOLDIER IN A NEW ARMY" [KJL]
After relaying an encounter with a relative who has volunteered for the new Iraqi army, "Mohammed" on IraqtheModel writes:
When I left, I felt real hope in the new Iraqi army. Despite its terrible performance till now, one cannot be pessimistic after hearing the way this army is being formed and the way the soldiers look at it. I’m sure it’ll take time, but I’m also sure that we’ll definitely have an exceptionally efficient, small army with great morals and respect for the law and the institution they represent. An army that can preserve peace and order, and protect the constitution once the Iraqi people agree on one.
Read the whole thing here.

Posted at 12:41 PM

DOING MY BIT FOR IRAQ [John Derbyshire]

Posted at 12:32 PM

THEY REALLY GETS THE CONTEXT [KJL]
Another Corner reader serving in Baghdad e-mails: "I'm not sensing any decrease in morale among troops here (because of the Abu issue). Most of the more than 100K service members have nothing to do with detainee operations. Instead, they are out in the 'field' doing their military jobs. We get 'Stars and Stripes' newspaper (free in deployed areas) and so we get printed matter that is uncensored. We get Armed Forces Network radio so we can hear uncensored reports. Troops are aware of the firestorm about Abu. But they are also aware that Abu affects a very small number of the force. Because of press reports, they also know the American people do not blame ALL service members. This force is like any force in American history -- we want to complete the job so we can go home. But we are not going to go home until we complete the job. "

Posted at 12:13 PM

THE U.S. SOLDIER ON THE IRAQ STREETS [KJL]
Outside of the president, probably no one is angrier about this Abu Ghraib mess than the U.S. serviceman. A loyal Corner reader and American patriot serving over in Iraq e-mails, "I'm actually ashamed that those individuals wore the same uniform as I do." He continues:
Things are hot here in a number of ways. It's over 100 degrees now every day and I suppose that will continue through the summer. The prison scandal has a lot of us angry - because of the disgusting behavior and because of the finger pointing and lack of accountability. If one more of these clowns claims that they didn't have proper training or were ordered to participate in this I think I'll be sick. Training doesn't give you common sense or respect for human dignity. If they were ordered to do it and felt it was wrong, where was their report of the conduct up the chain of command? This was a systemic problem that the general running the show admits she wasn't aware of - so many things went wrong here that it is staggering.

Posted at 11:58 AM

NR CRUISE [John Derbyshire]
Yep, We'll be there. A couple of readers want to know if we'll be bringing the kids. Answer: No, it's a school week. When you have a Chinese Mom and a Tory Dad, you don't get away with anything.

Posted at 11:50 AM

THE LATEST KERRY FUNDRAISING E-MAIL CONTAINS A THREAT [KJL]
"This week and next, you're going to get emails from Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton...."

Posted at 11:48 AM

CONTEXT--OTHER PHOTOS [KJL]
This is powerful and explicit, but tastefully done. But, again, explicit.

Posted at 11:14 AM

CORNER BABYSITTERS' CLUB [KJL]
A reader, noting who from our crowd isn't on the post-election cruise, asks: "My wife and I are considering it....if you are not going, wanna watch the kids?"

Hmmm. You know I'll do anything for an NR/NRO fundraiser...but then, parents, do you really want your kids hanging around The Corner? I say bring them with you on the cruise--there's plenty for them to do.

Posted at 11:03 AM

DERB RADIO [KJL]


Installment number 2 of this cool, quirky, totally unique new feature is up here.

Posted at 10:46 AM

RE: MRS. KERRY [Jonathan H. Adler]
John Kerry says he doesn't want his political opponents attacking his wife. That's fine. But then he might want to tell Teresa to stop launching attacks on his political opponents. I believe a political candidate is entitled to keep members of his family off limits in a poltical campaign -- but not if they are themselves actively engaged in politicking themselves.

Posted at 10:46 AM

TERRI SCHIAVO CASE KEEPS GETTING WORSE [KJL]
Her parents are now having to pay money to see their daughter.

Posted at 10:44 AM

MARCECA'S LEGAL FEES [Jonathan H. Adler]
It's become a standard liberal complaint that the Special Panel that oversees the Office of Independent Counsel routinely grants reimbursement of legal fees to Republicans, but not to Democrats. Nonetheless, as I noted here, the panel turned down Richard Scaife's application for legal fees -- showing that the panel isn't partisan, just frugal. Today, the Special Panel confounded liberal expecatations again, awarding former Clinton White House staffer Anthony Marceca over $80,000 in legal fees -- a substantial award given the panel's general reluctance to disburse taxpayer dollars.

Posted at 10:35 AM

ACKERMAN VS. OWENS [KJL]
Another debate installment is up.

Posted at 10:22 AM

HISPANICS AND FEDERAL EMPLOYMENT [Roger Clegg]
An article today in the Washington Post begins: “A coalition of Hispanic organizations urged the Bush administration and Congress yesterday to dramatically increase the number of Hispanics working in the federal government, saying the minority group is underrepresented throughout the bureaucracy.” The claim of “underrepresentation” hinges on the fact that 13 percent of the entire civilian workforce is Hispanic, versus only 7 percent of federal civilian employees.

But the trouble here is that one is generally ineligible for federal civilian employment unless one is a U.S. citizen. This makes the “13 percent” number for Hispanics a dubious benchmark for comparison, since, relative to the rest of the population, a high percentage of Hispanics are immigrants and either unnaturalized or even undocumented. Indeed, about 30 percent of all Hispanics in the United States are noncitizens.

It is interesting, by the way, that the only minority group for which a plausible case of "underrepresentation" in the federal workplace can be made is Hispanics. As of 2002, even they met or exceeded their representation in 7 of 17 executive branch agencies and 6 of 23 independent agencies. Nonetheless, the government’s “affirmative action” programs continue apace.

And for Hispanics or any other group, "underrepresentation" doesn't mean discrimination, since it could mean only that they are less interested in federal jobs or less qualified for the ones for which they apply. Are these suggestions implausible and racist? Remember that whites are "underrepresented," too, if only marginally. The federal Office for Personnel Management does not—surprise!--give us figures for whites, but other data supplied by OPM show that whites make up about 72 percent of the civilian work force vs. 69 percent of the federal work force. Nor is this a recent phenomenon. Whites have been “underrepresented” every year since at least 1984, the earliest year for which the OPM has provided figures.

The bottom line is that the federal government should just concentrate on hiring the best employees, and tell the bean-counters to get lost.

Posted at 10:19 AM

AIDS EGO BATTLE [KJL]
In the big Vanity Fair piece on Bill Clinton (and his “very small life” as he refers to his existence), there’s this, regarding a “pull aside” Clinton had with a reporter on particular post-presidency day:
They chatted a few moments about a mutual friend; batted why Bush seemed to be adopting the AIDS cause as his own (“They may be a little competitive with us.”), then got down to the long, hard slog that was writing his book…
What competition? This ain’t a legacy race, it’s peoples’ lives.

Posted at 10:11 AM

ESTRADA'S REPLACEMENT [Jonathan H. Adler]
Yesterday President Bush nominated Thomas Griffith, general counsel of Brigham Young University, to the U.S. Court of Appeals for the D.C. Circuit. Howard Bashman as the details. Griffith was nominated to fill the vacancy creted by the retirement of Judge Patricia Wald. Incidentally, this is the same vacancy for which President Bush nominated Miguel Estrada. Let's hope this nomination has greater success.

Posted at 10:03 AM

THE COMMONS - AN FME BLOG [Jonathan H. Adler]
This weekend marked the debut of much-needed group blog on environmental issues: The Commons. Dedicated to "promoting environmental quality and human dignity and prosperity through markets and property rights," the new blog will present a much-needed antidote to the environmentalist establishment and the statist quo approach to environmental matters. Among the co-bloggers are Amy Ridenour of NCPPR and Randal O'Toole of the Thoreau Institute, as well as several folks familiar to regular readers of NRO, including Iain Murray, Steve Hayward, and yours truly. More co-bloggers will be added shortly, so be sure to check it out.

Posted at 09:57 AM

RE: LOW BLOW [KJL]
FYI, I wasn't being serious. Help! Jonah! It will be a loooong day with you in Maine.

Posted at 09:49 AM

WHERE WERE THE SADDAM-ERA PRESS RELEASES? [Michael Graham]
"The system is not fair at all," said Malik Dohan, the president of the Iraqi Bar Association. "Aside from the question of torture, people are being held for long periods of time without having their cases reviewed by a court."
I wonder if the Iraqi Bar Association issued any similar complaints regarding Saddam's rape rooms?

Posted at 09:42 AM

COLMES-COCKED [Tim Graham]
While Jonah was getting to talk in paragraphs on CNN, I was being ruler-whacked into one-word answers on the Alan Colmes radio show distributed by Fox. Yes or no: should all the pictures be censored? No nuance allowed! Apparently, Colmes was playing Tom Cruise, and I was supposed to yell "I can't handle the truth!" I didn't make Jonah's argument precisely, but that it's one thing to show the pictures a few times to hold our government accountable, and it's another thing to pound them home for two weeks trying to make them The Whole Story of the war. But Colmes was channeling what the media no doubt feels: that the pictures are a ticket to Partisan Paradise, a silver bullet to destroy the Bush presidency. And the whole way along, they can chant "Right to know" as they try to turn Bush into Nixon, the architect of an unhappy ending.

Posted at 09:38 AM

A WORD FOR MCCAIN [KJL]
Tim, while he has been a bit much on Abu Ghraib (I was tortured, but I was never humiliated.), and he is completely wrong on campaign-finance reform, McCain does deserve more credit than that (finger to the wind). He has generally (i.e. before now) been a stalwart support to the White House on the war on terror and deserves credit for it.

Posted at 09:36 AM

JOHNNY MAC FLACK [Tim Graham]
K-Lo, in my loudmouthed, please-shut-your-office-door opinion, Sullivan is dreaming. Dreaming that McCain would switch parties (many of us plead guilty to dreaming that). Dreaming that it would erase Kerry's 1971 antics (it would only highlight them). Dreaming that the abortion industry would accept the ticket (they choked and gagged on Evan Bayh voting for a partial-birth ban). But here he's especially dreaming: "There is no one better suited in the country to tackle a difficult war where the United States is credibly accused of abusing prisoners than John McCain."

A McCain in the White House would do exactly what Senator McCain, the Senator representing Network Television, does: run the government by putting his finger in the wind and waiting for the media elite to blow on it. He is definitely responsible for turning up the heat on this whole prisoner-abuse issue by getting hot and bothered and demanding hearings and fussing about not being properly notified by the Pentagon. Who wants this kind of a showboat in charge of anything important in wartime?

Posted at 09:21 AM

ALL ABOARD FOR NR 2004 "POST-ELECTION’" CRUISE [Jack Fowler]
They’re signing up in droves – NR and NRO readers have already reserved scores of luxury cabins on our 2004 “Post Election” Caribbean Cruise, scheduled November 13 to 20, on Holland America Line’s luxurious MS Zuiderdam. We’ll be cruising the Eastern Caribbean (visiting Tortola, St. Thomas, Nassau, and Half Moon Cay, HAL’s gorgeous private island), and with an All-Star cast of speakers, including:

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Posted at 09:19 AM

LOW BLOW [KJL]
Kerry's new line of attack: Says to an interviewer, "Have you had a beer with me yet?," knowing full well the reporter will never have a beer with George W. Bush.

Posted at 09:13 AM

NOT ALL PHOTOS FROM IRAQ ARE REPULSIVE [KJL]

Posted at 08:50 AM

TAGUBA ON THE HILL [KJL]
The general who got to work as soon as abuse allegations were raised will be on the Hill today.

Posted at 08:49 AM

GOTTA LOVE FOX, II [KJL]
Reporter Eric Shawn berated U.N. Oil-for-Food head Benon Sevan on a NYC street yesterday. Sevan wouldn't answer any of Shawn's reasonable questions, however, insisting, "I made my statement 10th of February" and, when Shawn suggested the world deserves answers, "Fox News is not the world." Well, Fox News, the Wall Street Journal, William Safire, and NRO & the blogoshphere are doing the world's work, while Sevan & co. cover up their misdeeds. Perhaps FNC should send an Iraq ripped off by Oil-for-Food next time with a camera and mic.

Posted at 08:45 AM

THE ANTIDOTE TO KATIE COURIC [KJL]
Steve Doocy referred to Syria's Assad as "The Evil Ophthalmologist" a few ago on Fox and Friends. If there's a lull in The Corner it will be because I'm daydreaming of Peter Jennings starting a segment that way.

Posted at 08:25 AM

KERRY-MCCAIN [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
Sullivan makes the case. IMHO, McCain was auditioning for the SecDef job in a second Bush administration on Friday when he badgered Rumsfeld. Of course, that's not W.'s style. On the other hand, that might not matter if people seriously think Kerry would ask and McCain would say yes.

Posted at 05:35 AM

Monday, May 10, 2004

THE GENEVA CONVENTION & RUMSFELD: ONE MORE TIME [Peter Robinson]
Regarding POWs and the Geneva Convention, I received a couple of emails today accusing me of quoting the Convention, in my posting, below, in an intentionally misleading manner. To wit:
[Y]ou deliberately left out the SECOND way a person can be considered a POW to make it appear that the four prong test was the ONLY way….[T]hat’s not even close to be accurate. Paragraph 4(a)(2) is what you quoted, of course they [detainees] could STILL BE POWS UNDER 4(a)(1) or (3) for that matter but of course you make it seem as if 4(a)(2) is the ONLY definition of a POW. There's also 4(B)(1) under which they may be considered POWs or to be treated as such.

Are you going to have the decency and admit to this slight of hand or what? Post ALL of Article 4!
Rather than post Article 4, let me simply provide a link to the entire “Geneva Convention Relative to the Treatment of Prisoners of War” as it appears on the website of the United Nations High Commissioner for Human Rights.

More to the point, let me post a reply by John Yoo, one of the nation’s leading scholars on the law of war. Now a professor at Boalt Hall, the law school at U.C. Berkeley, John spent the first couple years of the Bush administration in the Department of Justice. John writes:
There is a lot of commentary that makes clear that to be a member of an "armed force" under 4(a)(1) or 4(a)(3), you must still meet the four criteria in 4(a)(2). The idea of 4(a)(2) was to give irregular forces, such as militias, POW treatment if they conducted themselves according to the standards of normal armed forces, hence the listing of the four criteria. This has been the historical understanding from before even the Geneva Conventions.

Also, an alternate reading makes no sense, because it would allow units of an armed force to systematically engage in the most outrageous, brutal war crimes, to fight by hiding among civilians, to not wear uniforms, etc., etc., and still retain their POW status while militias and volunteer corp had to fight according to a higher standard. Makes no sense because the Geneva Conventions were trying to encourage these irregular forces to operate according to the higher, "armed force" standard by promising POW treatment in exchange.
Anyone who would like to pursue John’s thinking at greater length (and savor the pleasures of truly lucid legal writing) can take a look at John’s comprehensive treatment of POWs and the Geneva Convention in the Virginia Journal of International Law.

Posted at 11:50 PM

TERESA [Rich Lowry]
I watched her the other night and just couldn't help liking her. She seems genuine, and offered criticisms of John-he needs to talk in smaller bites, he needs to gain weight-that appeared sincere. She's funny and kinda goofy, very much not the political wife as robot. Maybe I've just developed a soft spot for Democratic wives because I liked Mrs. Dean too, but it wouldn't surprise me if Teresa is something of an asset-no pun intended-for John.

Posted at 11:27 PM

THE REVIEWS ARE IN: JEWISHNESS HURTS MY ARGUMENT [Jonah Goldberg]

Just came back from CNN. Aaron Brown let me talk which was crafty of him because I kept stuttering expecting to be cut off. That said I guess it went fine. I stopped worrying about my TV schticks a long time ago. However what is interesting is that I got about ten emails in my mailbox responding to the gig. Seven were positive. One of the negative ones made stupid points about how I'd probably want pictures of Auschwitz supressed and then there were these two:

God, I saw you on CNN. You must be one of the stupidest persons to ever get 15 minutes of fame on national television!!!

Why did Aaron invite you anyway? You eat the same kosher food?

Jesus Christ, go hide in a closet....

And...


Mr. Goldberg,

I thought that you have some professionalism to hide your ulterior motive
and your hidden agenda, but you could not contain your hatred. How about
you and your people stop using the pictures of the Holocaust and the memory
of the holocaust, You are just a poor excuse for a human being and a
disgrace to your profession.


Posted at 11:15 PM

FYI: AARON BROWN [Jonah Goldberg]
I'm scheduled to be on at 10:32 PM.

Posted at 05:49 PM

QUICK BLEG [Jonah Goldberg]
I'm looking for examples of information which the press either willingly withheld for an indeterminate period of time or which was rightly censored for a brief period during WWII (or other relevant examples). Please send answers to JonahResearch-at-AOL-Dotcom.

Posted at 05:46 PM

RYAN LIZZA [Ramesh Ponnuru]
has a good post about the GOP GOTV effort this year.

Posted at 05:35 PM

DADBROWN [KJL]
A small business online, dad brown, sells clothes with military unit insignas. proceeds go to military charities. For more info, click here.

Posted at 05:34 PM

DASCHLE ON "MEANNESS" [Ramesh Ponnuru]
I can't disagree with him about the stupid insults that get tossed around in politics, and it's good of him to mention some offenders on the left as well as the right. But then there's this: "As examples, Daschle noted that two Democratic senators, South Dakota’s Tim Johnson and Georgia’s Max Cleland, were compared in television ads during the 2002 campaign to Osama bin Laden." AP shouldn't have gone with "noted." "Said" would have been better, and "pretended" better still.

Posted at 05:26 PM

FAREED ZAKARIA [Ramesh Ponnuru]
has been getting more and more caustically anti-Bush administration. Whether this says more about the administration or him, I'll leave it to others to decide. This latest Newsweek column seems heavier on rhetoric than analysis. Which may be good, since the analysis is uncharacteristically weak. "The [Geneva] conventions are not exactly optional. They are the law of the land, signed by the president and ratified by Congress." Fine, but who disputes the point? When Rumsfeld says that the conventions don't "apply" to some prisoners, he is not saying that he doesn't recognize the conventions' authority; he is expressing a judgment about the interpretation of them. Zakaria seems to know that. So what's the point of the law-of-the-land scolding?

Posted at 05:20 PM

A GIFT TO JON STEWART [KJL]
Katherine Harris forgets to sign her absentee ballot in local election.

Posted at 04:32 PM

DEBATE! DEBATE! [NRO Staff]
TNR’s Spencer Ackerman versus NRO Mac Owens going toe-to-toe over Iraq War at www.opinionduel.com.

Posted at 03:58 PM

FISK [Jonah Goldberg ]

Smoke is coming off this analogy he's working it so hard:

First, our enemies created the suicide bomber. Now, we have our own digital suicide bomber, the camera. Just look at the way US army reservist Lynndie England holds the leash of the naked, bearded Iraqi. Take a close look at the leather strap, the pain on the prisoner's face. No sadistic movie could outdo the damage of this image. In September 2001, the planes smashed into the buildings; today, Lynndie smashes to pieces our entire morality with just one tug on the leash.

The Muslim suicide bomber cries Allahu Akbar, God is great. And what does Specialist Charles Graner--Lynndie's partner-in-crime, the man who appears in several of the torture photographs posing with Lynndie behind a pyramid of naked Iraqi prisoners--do back home in Pennsylvania. Why, his garden is plastered with a legend from the Book of Hosea, about sowing and righteousness and ploughing.


Posted at 03:55 PM

DERB SIGHTINGS TO COME [Ramesh Ponnuru]
in Lusby, Maryland: I was there this weekend for my brother-in-law's birthday. I think the gift that made him happiest was his "Pop Culture is Filth" t-shirt. (And no--lest you think that I get all my gifts from the company store--I didn't get it.) I will just have to adjust to looking at Don and seeing the face of Derb stare back at me.

Posted at 03:47 PM

WARREN BUFFETT [Ramesh Ponnuru]
turns out to be a bit of a trade-deficit crank, according to Alan Reynolds's account. I had no idea.

Posted at 03:24 PM

RE: GENEVA CONVENTION & RUMSFELD [Peter Robinson ]
To qualify as prisoners of war under the Geneva Convention, Jonah, detainees must satisfy all four of the following criteria (the quotations here come from the Convention itself):

***The detainees in question must have been “commanded by a person responsible for his subordinates”

***They must have worn “a fixed distinctive sign recognizable at a distance”

***They must have carried their arms “openly”

***And they must have conducted their operations “in accordance with the laws and customs of war”

When the detainees in question are terrorists, they might satisfy the first criterion, but they certainly do not satisfy the remaining three. On the law, then, Rumsfeld is correct, Will and Zakaria flatly mistaken.

Posted at 03:10 PM

HOW ABOUT READING THE PATRIOT ACT [KJL]
A good piece in the Journal from the NY federal judge (Michael Mukasey) who presided over the blind sheik trial in 1995.

Posted at 02:23 PM

DESPERATELY NEGATIVE [Tim Graham]
Get a load of ABC's Betsy Stark trying to talk down the happiness over job-growth numbers by cherry-picking isolated bad news Friday night: “Nine states still have unemployment rates of six percent or higher. And nine of the nation's ten largest metropolitan areas have fewer jobs today than they did three years ago when the recession began. Economists also estimate there are millions of underemployed workers like Bob Freeland. After losing the position he had at Goodyear for 33 years, he now has an ad agency job that pays him 75 percent less.”

Posted at 01:37 PM

997,000 MOMS SHORT [Jonah Goldberg]

The Million Mom March came up a bit short according to the Washington Post: "The rally lacked the star power, and certainly the numbers, of the first Million Mom March in 2000, when hundreds of thousands of women flooded the Mall on Mother's Day. Organizers this time put the crowd at close to 3,000, a figure that could not be confirmed because police no longer estimate crowd sizes."


Now this is why when I launch an activist group it will be called something like "The Bunch of Dudes Hang Out For [Blank]." Or "More Than A Few Folks For [Whatever]." That way, our crowd size will always meet the advertised number. For example,

"The Bunch of Dudes Hang Out For Cheaper Beer organizers said they were very pleased with their turnout this weekend on the Mall. The police would not hazard an official estimate, but Police Chief Ramsey conceded "Clearly, this was a bunch of dudes hanging out for cheaper beer. They behaved quite responsibily, though a few were surly and lazy when we asked them to leave the Mall and take their 'I drink cheap beer and I vote' signs with them."


Posted at 01:19 PM

BANANA PHONE FALLOUT [ Jonah Goldberg]

I've received a lot of email like this one:


I hereby call for the immediate resignation of Jonah Goldberg from the staff of NRO (or at least his banishment from The Corner) for his reckless disregard for the effects of one of his postings on innocent Corner readers. The offending link was entitled:

DANG [Jonah Goldberg ]
The badgers are back and they brough their banana phone. This is not World War II code for the troopships leave at midnight.”

Upon clicking on the link one is treated to an absurd but terribly compelling montage coupled with what is certainly one of the catchiest jingles ever inflicted. As you can see, no warning was provided to the reader regarding the debilitating nature of the link. This link has caused this reader and members of his immediate and extended family to suffer through several days of the jingle as nearly-constant mental background music interspersed with involuntary (even spastic) overt recitations of the jingle, or portions thereof, to the embarrassment of all. Presently, there is no hope that the jingle will be exorcised any time soon. The jingle and montage also appears to have caused similar symptoms in even the youngest members of the family. If nothing else, think of the children!

The only solace I have is knowing that Mr. Goldberg also viewed the insidious link and is undoubtedly suffering similar torment as I write.


Me It seems this is a very widespread problem. At least that's what this link indictates. Note: there is a lot of cursing and semi-graphic cartoon violence. Do not play loudly at office or show to your kids without viewing. I say all of this because if I don't, people get very angry.


Posted at 12:49 PM

FOX [Rich Lowry]
Going to be on Fox today at around 1:15.

Posted at 12:40 PM

IT'S NOT EASY BEING GREEN [KJL]
The very ad (or close enough) E magazine misses out on is above (our banner ad here).

Posted at 12:16 PM

KARL ROVE, CALL YOUR OFFICE [Mark Krikorian ]
More bad news over the weekend for the president's proposal for an illegal-alien amnesty. Rep. Chris Cannon, the White House point man on immigration in the House, was forced into a primary in Saturday's Republican state convention in Utah, a "shocker" of a result, according to the Deseret News. The way it works there is that any candidate selected by more than 60 percent of the delegates automatically gets the nomination -- otherwise there's a primary for the top-two vote-getters. Former state rep Matt Throckmorton kept Cannon below the 60 percent threshhold and will now face the incumbent in the June 22 primary. In fact, in the first of two rounds, Cannon was supported by less than half the delegates in a three-way race.

Amnesty was central to the contest; as the Salt Lake Tribune wrote, "Challenger Throckmorton has made immigration his No. 1 issue," though the liberal paper felt the need to continue the sentence thus: "and some fear that the primary could degenerate into a below-the-belt brawl with racist undertones." Obviously, there's no other way to discuss immigration policy.

Posted at 12:14 PM

YOU CAN'T BE GREEN IF YOU'RE FREE MARKET [KJL]
An environmentalism magazine pulls a Pacific Research Insitute/AEI ad for Steve Hayward's "Index of Leading Economic Indicators."An editor's statement explained, " If E were a magazine for horse lovers, we would not run ads for horse slaughterhouses, and P.R.I.'s ad and materials are similar in relation to E's environmental mission."

Posted at 12:05 PM

"RADICALISM" [Jonah Goldberg]

An email from a friend:


You’re brought up in relation to it on Andrew’s site today. One point worth mentioning: AS was criticizing conservatives for not saying anything about Virginia, which he said had taken an action ‘just as radical’ as Massachusetts. Since when was Massachusetts’s action “radical”? Up until now, it’s just been an overdue step toward civil rights [according to Sullivan]. Also: If conservatives are supposed to condemn right-wing radicalism and Massachusetts is the flip side of Virginia, shouldn’t Andrew have criticized MA? I don’t remember that happening either.


Posted at 11:40 AM

BOWDOIN -- DETAILS [Jonah Goldberg]
WOOPS. Here you go: at Bowdoin College at 7:30 p.m. Tuesday, May 11, in Kresge Auditorium, Visual Arts Center.

Posted at 10:12 AM

ME ON NEWS NEWSNIGHT [Jonah Goldberg]
Reminder to those who missed the announcement this weekend. Aaron Brown called me out Friday night. I'll be on tonight to respond. Don't know how much time he'll give me.

Posted at 09:40 AM

KERRY'S A LOSER CONT'D [Jonah Goldberg]
Howie Kurtz has a round-up of Democratic flop-sweating.

Posted at 09:36 AM

ALGERIA V. IRAQ [Jonah Goldberg ]

From a reader:

Jonah,

The other major problem with the Algeria example beyond the Frenchification (and
what people couldn't be expected to resist that fate to its dying breath?) is
that the French turned large areas of the country into a free fire zone that
killed 100,000s of Algerians, AND the large number of European colonists there
engaged in vigilante justice/death squad activity. In its brutality, length and
body count Algeria is simply orders of magnitude greater than a dozen or two
American guards behaving criminally. While these pictures and the reality they
represent are doing us grave damage, it seems to me that we have to insist on
the proper context and comparisons to Abu Gharaib just as you quite rightly
slapped down the person who attempted to compare these photos with those of
death camps.

The distinctions here are crucial and must be maintained not primarily for any
political advantage we derive here, but rather to maintain the possibility of
ever being to engage in military intervention with forces that are not composed
of gene-spliced Alan Aldas and Arnold Schwarzeneggers who to the last man
and woman will always and at all times be able to kick ass and cuddle puppies
with equal gusto. By pointing out how most other countries have
conducted themselves much worse when attempting to suppress insurgencies that we will be able to assess Abu Garaib correctly and remember that the perhaps maybe several thousand Iraquis who have endured very rough handling are part of a larger story of not only the millions who've been liberated but even the tens of thousands who would have died (not just been scared, humiliated and
intimidated) if Sadaam had still been in power .

The link goes to a very good article by a died in the hair shirt liberal about
the research in the Secret Police archives by Iraqis she knows who claim that
this last year Sadaam would have killed 70,000 people - not to give Iraq a
better future but simply to make things more secure for him and his sons)

If tens of thousands of deaths under Saddam (or in the case of My Lai - dozens of deaths and even more so in Algeria - hundreds of thousands) is allowed to represent a significant move of the scale versus maybe hundreds (and worst case) up to a few thousand treated badly in detention then we might as well throw in the towel and say we will never try to engage in any intervention again.


Posted at 09:25 AM

PROFESSOR BAINBRIDGE [Ramesh Ponnuru]
has been taking on Randy Barnett on libertarian judicial activism, and Mickey Edwards on conservatives and the Constitution. Interesting stuff. I've already said my piece about Barnett's book in NR. I haven't read Edwards's article, since I'm too lazy to register with the L.A. Times. But from everything else I've seen of his over the years and from his "Constitution Project," I'm not surprised by what Bainbridge says. The guiding theory of the Constitution Project is that it's just too easy to amend the Constitution using the formal amendment process--which accounts for the frightening pace of amendments. Judges' amending the Constitution, on the other hand, is just a day's work.

Posted at 09:11 AM

PRYOR AT REGENT [Jonathan H. Adler]
Southern Appeal reports on Judge Pryor's commencement remarks at Regent University.

Posted at 09:00 AM

I AGREE [Ramesh Ponnuru]
with every paragraph of this editorial by Robert Kagan and William Kristol. I think that there's a good chance that its main recommendation--for an accelerated election schedule in Iraq--could actually happen. (I think Mickey Kaus has been making some of the arguments for quicker elections, too.)

Posted at 08:52 AM

ME @ BOWDOIN [Jonah Goldberg]
I'll still be there tomorrow night.

Posted at 08:49 AM

WHERE'S THE CORNER EMMY? [KJL]
Conversation this morning at the NRO water cooler, c/o AOL Instant Messanger:
IMer: btw, Weekend Update made fun of Ross and Rachel not mentioning baby on final episode
IMer: Tina Fey had a "CHILD NEGLECT" graphic over her shoulder... it was hilarious
KJL: they must read the corner!
IMer: yes, the next topic was something else touched upon in the corner
KJL: DUDE
IMer: you totally write SNL
KJL: that's why it's so lame!

Posted at 08:45 AM

"THE EXHAUSTION OF POWER" [KJL]
Conservatives vs. Bush in the Washington Post: Where are the bold ideas?

Posted at 08:14 AM

KERRY PERFORMANCE IRRELEVANT [Tim Graham]
In the Howard Kurtz column today, L.A. Times political writer Ron Brownstein crystallizes the media mindset in the presidential race. "Kerry has not had a good few months, but I'm not sure that's particularly relevant," says Brownstein, who views the election as mainly a referendum on Bush.

If you watched television in the last few months, you might wonder who's running against Bush, since all the scrutiny (and all the negativity) are centered on Bush. The media act as if they're not very impressed with Kerry, but can get him over the finish line by just relentlessly pounding the other guy. But if President Kerry pulls out of Iraq and raises taxes and signs the Kyoto Treaty and okays cloning and bans your SUV, that might be highly relevant to people, so we're still waiting for the media to engage Kerry, not act engaged to him.

Posted at 08:01 AM

I WAS RIGHT [Jonah Goldberg ]

I predicted last week that comparisons of Abu Ghraib to My Lai were inevitable. Lo and behold last night's "60 Minutes" made a direct comparison. Indeed, it's becoming increasingly common on the web. Instapundit noticed it too and he also notices the other talking point -- that this is like Algeria (i.e. the French colonial screw-up in Algeria). The comparison is slightly better than My Lai since the excesses of the Algerian campaign are commonly associated with torture of prisoners etc. However , the analogy is still a monumental stretch since the French were trying to Frenchify the Algerians on a scale we've never dreamed of in terms of "Americanizing" the Iraqis. Algerian school kids had to chant "Our forefathers the Gauls" in the classroom every morning.

There are other distinctions to be made, but I will point to one potential similarity. In succeeding to expel the French, the Algerians made their lives much worse.


Posted at 07:33 AM

GENEVA CONVENTION & RUMSFELD [Jonah Goldberg]

I was listening to George Will and Fareed Zakaria really lay into Rumsfeld yesterday on "This Week." Not a good sign for Rumsfeld. But there was one thing that at least sounded to me like a cheap shot. Unfortunately, ABC News' website is lame and there's no free transcript there (or on Nexis) so I can't confirm whether I mis-heard the point or not (I was in the car). But the gist goes something like this:

Rumsfeld said long ago that the Geneva Convention doesn't apply to prisoners caught in the war on terror. Will and Zakaria both got pretty huffy about how the Geneva Convention -- once it was ratified by the Senate -- became the law of the land. So to say that the Geneva Convention doesn't apply is in effect saying that American soldiers can behave lawlessly in the eyes of Rumsfeld. Senator Pat Leahy agreed with everything Zakaria and Will said (which again shows you how bad things are for this White House) though he seemed more eager to blame Abu Ghraib and everything else on John Ashcroft.

Now, Rumsfeld may be wrong and if Will and Zakaria think he is, I'm inclined to agree with them. But they seemed to contort the argument unfairly. Is it really so outrageous to say that if prisoners taken from organizations -- not states -- which haven't signed the Geneva convention, do not abide by the Geneva Convention and blatantly reject the spirit of the Geneva Convention (that's why we call them terrorists) are therefore not entitled to the protections of the Geneva Convention? Obviously prisoners from al Qaeda and the Iraqi Army are different, but it was Will and Zakaria who seemed to be conflating them.

Of course the Geneva Convention is binding on Americans. Rumsfeld's argument, I believe, is that it is not applicable in the case of terrorists apprehended by Americans. The Trading with the Enemy Act is binding on Americans too, but it simply doesn't apply to Americans selling Nerf bats to Belgium. If Americans capture some French soldiers in the coming months -- not altogether inconceivable -- I'm sure the Geneva Convention will apply.


Posted at 07:22 AM

KEEP FEMALE SOLDIERS AS SLAVES [KJL]
A clash-of-civilizations reality check from a Sadr aide.

Posted at 05:54 AM

ABU GHRAIB, THE STORY GETS WORSE [KJL]
The latest New Yorker piece is here.

Posted at 05:22 AM

Sunday, May 09, 2004

DARK AGES II [Andrew Stuttaford]

From the Guardian:

"Three young girls in eastern Afghanistan were in critical condition in hospital last night after being poisoned [by Islamic militants]."

Their ‘offense’?

Attending school.


Posted at 05:42 PM

CHECHEN PRESIDENT, KILLED IN A BOMB ATTACK [KJL]

Posted at 05:40 PM

DARK AGES [Andrew Stuttaford]

Muqtada al-Sadr, the thuggish ‘cleric’ currently leading an anti-US militia in Iraq has, predictably enough, joined in the condemnation of the appalling abuses in Al Ghraib. Who can blame him? Those incidents are a gift to those opposed to the US presence in that country. Al-Sadr’s credentials as a spokesman for human rights would be more convincing, however, without comments like this:

BASRA, Iraq - A senior aide of radical Shiite cleric Muqtada al-Sadr told worshippers during a Friday sermon in southern Iraq that anyone capturing a female British soldier can keep her as a slave.”


Posted at 05:38 PM

NAIF [Andrew Stuttaford]

The good news about this story is that the Saudi regime seems to be increasingly serious about the terrorist threat, at least when it is within the ‘kingdom’s’ own borders. The bad news could be that the man in charge seems to be the somewhat porcine interior minister, 'Prince' Naif. But wait, this Saudi Sherlock has solved the mystery of Al Qaeda. The organization is, he says, “backed by Israel and Zionism.”

Who knew?


Posted at 05:34 PM

ONE FOR THE ROAD [Andrew Stuttaford]

One of the characteristics of substance Puritanism is the cruelty that so often accompanies it. Think, perhaps, of the convict on death row denied that last cigarette in a ‘non-smoking’ prison, or the cancer patient kept from the relief he needs for the pain that consumes him. And then, via blogger Radley Balko, there’s this tale of the last days of Bill Wilson, the founder of Alcoholics Anonymous. Dying of emphysema (Wilson was a lifelong smoker as well, entertainingly, as a fan of LSD) he asked for a couple of shots of whisky to help ease the approach of extinction. It was an entirely reasonable request, but it appalled his biographer, Susan Cheever, when she discovered it. Her “blood” she said, “[ran] cold.” She was “shocked and horrified” at this shocking example of backsliding.

Oh, come on.

The only thing about this story that makes my blood run cold is Cheever’s response to it.


Posted at 03:20 PM

MULTICULTI WATCH [Andrew Stuttaford]

The British ‘Commission for Racial Equality’ is a generally worthless organization with, regrettably, considerable powers at its disposal. Its ‘advice’ has to be taken seriously, and, judging by this Daily Telegraph account of its latest effort, that’s a shame. One proposal in particular has drawn criticism: employers should be compelled to provide “prayer rooms” for their employees. The Telegraph quotes one Muslim who thinks this is all quite absurd.

“Mohammed Hassan, the diversity manager [I know, I know] of the Institute of Directors, said the guidance on prayer rooms, and other elements of the new rules, would place an unnecessary burden on smaller businesses. "I have been employed by small companies for most of my working life. As a practising Muslim I have simply shut my office door for a few minutes on a Friday and asked for telephone calls to be withheld so that I can pray. If I have been late back from lunch because of prayers, employers have been understanding and that's how it should be - a private arrangement. "Things like praying time or rooms or holidays should be for employers and employees to decide and not be dictated from above."

He’s right.

Of course, quite why religious observance should be favored in this way is beyond me. If the devout are to have ‘prayer rooms’ secular sorts such as myself should insist on a skeptics’ suite where we will be free to contemplate the horrors of the Inquisition, Sharia ‘law’, New Age nonsense, the witlessness of Wicca, Atheist arrogance and the success of Seventh Heaven.


Posted at 02:32 PM

“THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW” [Andrew Stuttaford]

Dishonest crap, apparently.

Here’s the ‘skeptical environmentalist,’ Bjorn Lomborg, a believer, incidentally, in global warming, writing in the Daily Telegraph on the new eco-thriller (eco-chiller?), a movie with an agenda that includes the promotion of the disgusting and destructive Kyoto Treaty:

“If politicians were to see The Day After Tomorrow and act on its agenda, what would happen? Implementing the Kyoto agreement on climate change would cost at least $150 billion each year, yet would do no more than postpone global warming for six years by 2100. That is to say, it would cause temperatures to increase slightly more slowly - the temperature we would have reached in 2100 without Kyoto, we would now reach in 2106. Those families in Bangladesh who will get flooded will have an extra six years to move. Even if the film's creators are right - and the scientists are wrong - and the Gulf Stream current does collapse within a decade, then Kyoto would have made no difference.

“There is another reason why it is wrong - I would even say amoral - to overplay the case for combatting climate change. We cannot do everything. Our resources are limited, and our attention is quickly diverted from one fashionable cause to another. We must ask ourselves if spending $150 billion every year for the rest of the century to postpone warming for six years is really the best use of that money.

“For the cost of implementing Kyoto in just one year, we could permanently provide clean drinking water and sanitation to everyone on the planet. Of course it is unlikely that Emmerich will cast Brad Pitt as a sewage engineer in Kenya for his next glamorous movie. Nor are there many good plotlines to be made from tales of a government which invests in malarial vaccines, or of a global conference called to remove trade barriers. But these are real options that policy-makers face every time they spend a dollar with the intention of easing human suffering.

“The world needs a rational basis for making such priorities.”

And that does not include this hysterical and dishonest movie, a film, incidentally that has been tacitly endorsed by the hysterical and dishonest Al Gore.


Posted at 02:27 PM

GUN CONTROL WATCH [Andrew Stuttaford]

Britain’s thuggish restrictions on an individual’s right to own a gun have grown ever tighter over the years. Violent crime, including gun crime, and burglaries have, quite naturally, soared as a result. Now, in yet another attempt to curb the ‘gun culture’ that was supposedly abolished last time it tried legislation, the Labour government is contemplating a new round of controls: on air guns this time and, yes, replicas. Pathetic.

The only consequence of these changes will be to ‘disarm’ the already disarmed and empower criminals.

Gun control kills. It’s that simple.


Posted at 02:13 PM

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