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FOUNTAIN BLUES [John J. Miller] A week or two ago, I reported on the new World War II Memorial in Washington--set to open formally in a couple of weeks but open to the public right now. I was underwhelmed. You can stand in the middle of the thing and not know that it's a war memorial. Just a bunch of columns and fountains. In fairness, the fountains are nice--at least when they're working. Today, when I visited the memorial with my family, they were dry, the result of "an electronic glitch," according to a Park Service ranger. I'm starting to wonder why we put fountains in our national memorials. They seem to break down constantly. The World War II Memorial is brand new, for crying out loud. I've probably been to the Korean War Memorial--also pretty new--maybe half a dozen times and I think the fountain there has been working once or twice. A modest proposal: Let's ban fountains at our national memorials. Posted at 09:33 PM TODAY IS ARMED FORCES DAY [KJL] Here are some groups you might want to know about--including our Spirit of America friends. Posted at 07:51 PM NRO TV GUIDE [KJL] Andy McCarthy will be on FNC during the 8'o'clock hour. Posted at 07:26 PM "A COMMON DESTINY": BEAUTIFUL PICTURES [KJL] Read this post from IraqtheModel. Posted at 06:57 PM RE: DISSENT [KJL] Ramesh is absolutely right. RP is one of the clearest thinkers we've got today (and a young one yet, praise the Lord) and I remain grateful we have him in here, at NR and NRO. Posted at 06:41 PM MCCAIN VEEP TALK [Ramesh Ponnuru] On the assumption that nothing actually comes of such talk, it is helpful to Bush's re-election effort for two reasons: 1) It will make Kerry's eventual veep pick seem underwhelming; 2) The message of these stories seems often to be that Kerry just isn't that compelling a candidate by himself. Posted at 06:29 PM BISHOP SHERIDAN: A DISSENT [Ramesh Ponnuru] I regret his statement, Kathryn, because it fails to clarify issues that badly need it. There simply is no authoritative Catholic teaching (or moral norm) that makes it sinful to vote for a candidate who favors legal abortion, as the bishop suggests. Just to take one obvious example: What about the case where there are no pro-life candidates in the race? Is the faithful Catholic obligated to stay home, or write someone in? Behavior in the voting booth can raise issues that need to be brought up in the confessional, and a voter's failure to take the just claims of the unborn seriously is certainly one of them. In practice, voters may almost always be obligated to vote for the most pro-life candidate available. But you cannot distill a simple rule to that effect. Nor are the bishops' comments on same-sex marriage helpful. What does he mean when he says that "Catholic politicians who promote same-sex marriage" are ineligible for communion? Almost no politician in America favors same-sex marriage. There are politicians, Catholic and otherwise, who are not prepared to do anything to stop it. Most of the reasons they provide for opposing a Federal Marriage Amendment are, to my mind, misguided. But if their objections are sincerely held, as in many cases they appear to be, they are not sinful even if mistaken. Posted at 06:21 PM 21ST POST OF THE DAY [KJL] Posted at 06:03 PM ASSOCIATED PRESS: DRINKING THE KOOL-AID [Andrew C. McCarthy] Nobel Peace Prize winner Yasser Arafat marked Israel's 56th Anniversary by encouraging Palestinians to "terrorize your enemy." In a speech, he quoted from a Koranic verse, which states: "Find what strength you have to terrorize your enemy and the enemy of God" -- a passage frequently cited by Sheik Omar Abdel Rahman, Osama bin Laden, and other militants to urge their subordinates to violent jihad. Not to worry, though. The Associated Press helpfully explains, in what is presented as a straight news story, that "Arafat, whom Israel accuses of supporting militant groups, did not appear to be calling for new attacks on Israel. The passage in the Quran refers to the early Muslims' wars against pagans and is frequently invoked by Islamic leaders today to encourage strength in times of conflict." Thanks for clearing that up. Full story is here. Posted at 05:32 PM I CONFESS [KJL ] To having little patience for opposition to parental-consent laws. Consider this maddening story from England: 14-year-old girl gets pregnant, is understandably scared—she disappointed her mother. So she doesn’t go to her mother, she goes to a school health worker. School staffer talks to her about abortion, she goes and starts a chemical abortion. Mother finds out about abortion. Embraces daughter. [Before I get e-mails'the teens' fathers were not mentioned--I don't know the story.] Mother talks to daughter, a child. Talks to the baby’s father and his mother. Daughter doesn’t really want to get rid of this baby inside her. Too late though, has already started the abortion process. From BBC report: They decided to keep the baby and contacted the local hospital, as Melissa had only taken the first of two pills as part of a chemical abortion. Posted at 04:55 PM FAR FROM A KISS TO ISLAM [KJL] Rocker Gene Simmons denounces Islam on Australian radio. Posted at 04:46 PM 'SENATOR' ELIZABETH DOLE [Andrew Stuttaford] A reader takes me to task for this remark in a posting on Friday: "Elizabeth Dole, a woman astonishing only in her mediocrity… is now, quite incredibly, a Senator." “Come now. You're surprised a mediocre person is in the Senate? Have you seen her colleagues? Some of them are so high-chair poundingly stupid that medicority is a virtue that causes them to tremble with envy.” He’s right. Just take some sample names, Rodham, say, or Specter, Klansman Byrd, or even that half-wit who is so worried about smoking in movies, and you realize that, in the absence of any vacancies for teaching staff in a third-rate kindergarten, Elizabeth Dole has ended up in just the right place for her rather modest array of talents. Posted at 04:40 PM "THE CHILDREN," CTD. [Andrew Stuttaford] This time in Communist China: ”Chinese television presenters have been told to stop dyeing their hair, exposing too much flesh and using English words in a government campaign to shelter young Chinese minds from the pernicious influences of sex, violence and foreign ideas.” Maybe Peking should ask the FCC for advice. Posted at 04:30 PM EXPORTING HATE [Andrew Stuttaford] The recent violence among Thailand’s Muslims was, given the traditionally tolerant nature of South-east Asian Islam, something of a surprise. Now the Thais are pointing fingers, and, yes, it turns out that the Saudis have been vomiting their bile across yet another previously pleasant part of the planet. ”Hidden a few kilometres down a remote country lane in the heart of Thailand's troubled deep south - where a Muslim separatist uprising has left more than 200 dead this year - is the multi-million-dollar new campus of the Yala Islamic College. With more than a dozen Arab teachers from across the Middle East and a seemingly endless flow of funds from Saudi Arabia, Qatar and Kuwait, Yala has become the most obvious manifestation of what critics here say is an "Arab threat." Qatar? Kuwait? That’s disappointing. But who runs Yala? ”Yala Islamic College is run by Dr Ismail Lutfi, a Thai graduate of the hardline Wahhabi Imam Muhammad Ibn Saud Islamic University in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia. He has an estimated 8,000 followers in key Islamic posts throughout the south, and the 1,500 students at the college are taught a hardcore Wahhabi interpretation of Islamic law in the Arabic language.” Wahhabism is, quite simply, a cancer on humanity, and ‘Saudi’ Arabia is its source. Draw your own conclusions. Posted at 04:15 PM JACOBIN JUNK [Andrew Stuttaford] Martin Jacques is, with poor, dim Will Hutton, one of the sillier commentators on the British Left. As someone who edited Marxism Today he is, you would think, not best placed to give moral lectures to the rest of us. Unfortunately, Jacques, clearly, does not agree. Here he is on how the horrors of Abu Ghraib have eroded supposed claims by the West of a monopoly of both virtue and modernity. Leaving aside the point that in the West we live in a society that ceaselessly denigrates itself while at the same time promoting the imagined moral wisdom of a host of shamans, seers, holy men and other charlatans chanting their nonsense from the Himalayas to the Amazon, and leaving aside too the notion that arguing that the Western way is the best way forward (it is, in case you were wondering) is inconsistent with an understanding that Western civilization is, like any creation of men, deeply flawed, the most instructive aspect of Jacques’ piece is what he has to say about the contrasts between East Asia and the USA. For Western self-hatred it takes some beating. Here’s Jacques on America: “President Bush claimed last week: "People seeing those pictures didn't understand the true nature and heart of America." On the contrary, they are an integral part of its "true nature and heart": a society that was built on the destruction of the indigenous peoples; that practised racial segregation until 40 years ago; that still incarcerates many of its young black people; that killed hundreds of thousands of Vietnamese; that has a messianic belief in the applicability of its own values to the rest of the world; that is willing to impose its model by force; that believes itself to be above international law. These too are American values. In this light, the behaviour of the US forces, nurturing a deep sense of racial superiority combined with a disdain for international law, is entirely predictable.” Jacques roster of villains includes Michael Ignatieff as well as General Custer. He’s in trouble for saying that "The movements of national liberation that swept through the African and Asian worlds in the 1950s, seeking emancipation from colonial rule, have now run their course and in many cases have failed to deliver on their promise to rule more fairly than the colonial oppressors of the past." And later: "For every nationalist struggle that succeeds in giving its people self-determination and dignity, there are more that only deliver their people up to a self-immolating slaughter, terror, enforced partition and failure." Ignatieff is, of course, right but Jacques, the (former?) Marxist sees it differently. “Historically speaking”, he claims that Ignatieff’s argument is, “nonsense. Asia is home to 60% of the world's population and has few failing states: in East Asia, where one-third live, there are almost none, and many extremely successful ones.” Good God, where to start? How about with the fact that Ignatieff was writing about Asia and Africa? I don’t see any successes in that latter continent with the possible and, I fear, temporary exception of South Africa. And as for Asia, well let’s look at the region “historically speaking”. If Ignatieff can condemn the US today for the defeat of the Native Americans over a century ago, he needs to explain why the communal slaughter that defaced Indian, Pakistani and (later) Bangladeshi independence are no longer relevant to looking at those countries today, and he needs to linger for a moment on the reality of a Chinese state built on the bones of the murdered tens of millions. Or maybe he would like to tell us about Indonesia and ‘the year of living dangerously’ or, a decade later, the slaughter of the East Timorese, or, further North, the Cambodia of the Killing Fields and concentration camp (oh, sorry, ‘re-education’ camp) Vietnam, or Taiwan, perhaps, and the lengthy oppression of that island’s native inhabitants… Or if it’s racism (certainly, and tragically, still a problem in the US, although far less than in the past), Jacques wants to discuss, perhaps he should see how minority peoples fare in Asia, or perhaps he should visit occupied Tibet… The point I’m making, of course, is not to say that the West is perfect. It’s not. But whitewashing the crimes, tragedies and failures of other cultures in an attempt to denigrate America and the rest of the West is either dishonest or ignorant. Take your pick, but remember that Martin Jacques was a Marxist for a long, long time. Over at the often interesting, if regrettably leftwing, blog, Harry’s Place, there’s more on Jacques’ piece. It’s long (but who am I to criticize that?), but well worth reading and, in particular, the last paragraph is worth repeating here: ”It is the duty of those of us who believe that the Arabs deserve better lives than they presently endure to do all we can to hasten the victory of the democrats and modernisers in Iraq and to challenge the pernicious nonsense which dresses up economic backwardness and political tyranny as an authentically 'Asian' condition wherever such arguments raise their ugly heads. Those who wittingly or unwittingly cheer the backward facing factions in Iraq today condemn their fellow humans to poverty, backwardness and misery.” Posted at 04:15 PM MIRROR SHATTERED [Andrew Stuttaford] After the revelation that photos published by the rabidly-anti war Daily Mirror purporting to show prisoner abuse in Iraq by British troops were obvious fakes, the newspaper has fired its (largely unrepentant) editor. The Daily Telegraph 'mourns' his passing. "... Morgan waded far out of his depth when he took the decision to publish photographs purporting to show soldiers of the Queen's Lancashire Regiment kicking and humiliating defenceless prisoners in Iraq. Far too late, the publishers of the Mirror admitted last night that those pictures were a "calculated and malicious hoax". The damage - and it was terrible damage - had already been done. "Morgan may indeed have believed, at the time when he published them, that the photographs were what they pretended to be - although almost every expert who saw them, military and photographic, raised the gravest doubts about their authenticity from the first glance. At best, Morgan allowed his hunger for a good story to obscure his judgment. At worst, he was guilty of a wildly irresponsible gamble. His protestations, as recently as yesterday, that it did not really matter whether or not the pictures were genuine, because they had "revealed a can of worms", were nothing short of contemptible. "It is no exaggeration to say that Morgan's decision to publish those fake photographs put thousands of young British lives at risk in Iraq, and has jeopardised everything that our Servicemen have sacrificed so much to achieve. What may have seemed like a bit of a game to Morgan was a matter of life and death in Iraq. The Mirror is well rid of him." Amen. Posted at 04:13 PM SORRY [KJL] for the odd time gaps in those RC posts--my modem is tempting me to get off it and go outside--beautiful weather in the NE. Posted at 04:08 PM AN OBLIGATION [KJL] If you’re interested in this topic, you must, must read Ramesh in the new issue of NRODT. Posted at 04:05 PM AT LEAST HE KNOWS [KJL] This week, one pro-choice pol in New Jersey announced he is leaving the Catholic Church. I pray he has a change of heart on abortion instead, but at least he, and a growing number of Catholics, know what the Church teaches. Posted at 04:04 PM PARTY POLITICS [KJL] This has been said in here before and is worth noting again: Statements like Bishop Sheridan’s aren’t going to help Republicans in November, if anyone thinks this is some kinda of brilliant right-wing Catholic plot. The reason to be grateful for such leadership is because it is exactly that: clear teaching. People (Catholics) can know what the deal is—some of them don’t, as the reaction to statements like Bishop Sheridan’s makes clear. As Bishop Sheridan told the NYTimes, “"I'm not making a political statement. I'm making a statement about church teaching." Posted at 03:32 PM OF COURSE… [KJL ] ...Kerry’s going to be in Colorado at the same time as a lot of bishops next month… (maybe the grace that Coloradans Bishop Sheridan and Archbishop Chaput let lead them will catch on). .. Posted at 03:24 PM BISHOPS, LEAD [KJL ] Bishop Sheridan writes: “The Church never directs citizens to vote for any specific candidate. The Church does, however, have the right and the obligation to teach clearly and fully the objective truth about the dignity and rights of the human person. These teachings, in turn, must inform the consciences of voters. “By its intervention in this area, the Church’s Magisterium does not wish to exercise political power or eliminate the freedom of opinion of Catholics regarding contingent questions. Instead, it intends -- as is its proper function – to instruct and illuminate the consciences of the faithful, particularly those involved in political life, so that their actions may always serve the integral promotion of the human person and the common good.” Posted at 03:22 PM A VOTING GUIDE [KJL ] From Bishop Sheridan’s letter: In November we will once again have the privilege of exercising our most precious right as citizens – the right to vote. Our choices will be made from among an array of candidates who take a variety of positions with regard to many important issues. In the midst of what could be a difficult and confusing exercise it is very important to remember that not all issues are of equal gravity. As men and women of good will we strive to achieve true justice for all people and to preserve their rights as human beings. There is, however, one right that is “inalienable”, and that is the RIGHT TO LIFE. This is the FIRST right. This is the right that grounds all other human rights. This is the issue that trumps all other issues. Posted at 03:17 PM CLEAR IN COLORADO [KJL ] Bishop Michael Sheridan is already taking a lot of flack for his strong pastoral letter on Catholic voting. I don’t see a transcript online or on Nexis, but he was good last night on CNN, despite being set up as a wacky extremist. Read the letter here. Posted at 03:16 PM RE: QUO VADIS [KJL] The "get a grip" tonic: VDH. Posted at 02:23 PM THIRD POST OF THE DAY [KJL] we could do this all day... Posted at 02:22 PM SECOND POST OF THE DAY [Jonah Goldberg] Posted at 01:45 PM FIRST POST OF THE DAY [Jonah Goldberg] Goes to me! Posted at 08:48 AM Friday, May 14, 2004 HAVE A DRINK AND CHILL [KJL] From a reader: They're obviously confident that they won't be asked to leave. If that's the case, why not make a PR statement affirming the willingingness of the U.S. to respect Iraqi sovereignty after the June 30 handover? Posted at 10:59 PM QUO VADIS? [KJL] One always hopes that the guys in charge know something, have some great big-picture plan, that you are just currently not privy to. That everything will turn around tomorrow. But then you get an e-mail like this, from one of the clearest thinkers you know, and, man, don't it sound like what's going down: " I promised myself that I would not agitate until October, but I am very worried that GWB is in deep trouble, and deservedly. The announcements today by Bremmer and Powell that we would leave Iraq if asked to do so by a non-democratically-elected cabal of UN-iks chosen by a doctrinaire anti-Semite are among the most profoundly stupid statements of government policy I can remember in my lifetime. If the criminal law applied here, as Claudia Rosett's vital reporting demonsrates, the UN would be indictable as a racketeering enterprise. That we would turn over to it an enterprise for which over 750 American servicemen have given their lives is shocking enough; that we are now saying we would leave at their request before the job is done is a betrayal I cannot even wrap my brain around. I'm sorry to rail, but what are we thinking about here?" Posted at 10:17 PM THE NEXT MEDIA TREND? [Tim Graham] NBC last night and ABC this morning worried that Kerry's having trouble getting his message out over all of their Abu Ghraib overcoverage. What they didn't say: it also helped them avoid coverage of Teresa's tax-info dribble, his blaming "overzealous" speechwriters for making him say things he didn't agree with, and Howard Fineman's observation that "Kerry is under no illusions that voters will embrace him in a personal way." Posted at 09:51 PM LUNCH WITH THE PRIME MINISTER [Peter Robinson ] A couple of dozen fellows here at the Hoover Institution had lunch today with Josemaria Aznar, until just two months ago the prime minister of Spain. The event was off the record, but I can pass along one observation: Aznar conveys a seriousness about terrorism that I’ve seen matched only by that of George W. Bush and Tony Blair. In one of Osama bin Laden’s tape recorded messages, Aznar noted, bin Laden spoke of the need to recapture “Al Andalus,” calling on radical Islam, in effect, to reconquer Spain. Aznar felt certain that it will prove only a matter of time before Europe suffered another terrorist attack as catastrophic as that in Madrid—and that between now and November terrorists would do all they could to disrupt elections here in the United States. Posted at 07:14 PM WORTHLESS TRASH [Andrew Stuttaford] The rotten apple, it seems, does not fall far from the rotten tree. David Boies III is a lawyer who, to throw another metaphor into the invective, has crawled out from under some stone in Virginia to lead (USA Today reports) a pack of attorneys filing lawsuits against a number of drinks companies. Boies? A familiar name? Yup. David Boies III is the son of David Boies II, Gore’s old hack. The claim itself? That Coors, Heineken and others have run advertisements targeted at ‘underage’ drinkers. Well, while it’s perfectly true that some of their commercials may indeed happen to play well with the younger crowd, that’s because their appeal is, you know, pretty broad. Lip quivering with maidenly indignation, Boies III (or one of his flunkeys) whines that "in one (Bacardi) ad, a scantily clad young woman is standing on a bar stool pouring a shot of rum down the front of her chest while a young man licks the rum off her exposed midriff.” Well, I can’t speak for 19-year-olds, Boies old chap, but that’s a not entirely unattractive image to some older folk too. In its greed, its cant and its worthlessness, Boies III’s lawsuit is perfect for our times. Doubtless, it has a shot. It’s also worth noting that one thing, apart from Boies III’s shamelessness, that has made such litigation possible was the idiotic increase in the nationwide drinking age to 21. This, of course, was a Reagan-era aberration forced through by his useless transportation secretary, one Elizabeth Dole, a woman astonishing only in her mediocrity, who is now, quite incredibly, a Senator. Posted at 06:43 PM I LIED! [KJL] Bob Newhart didn't attend CUA. His son did. Apologies. The rest of the list is accurate. Posted at 05:57 PM OOPS [Peter Robinson ] From a reader: Dear Peter, Posted at 05:40 PM IT WAS GORE VIDAL [Peter Robinson] How do I know? Because Terry Teachout (leave it to Terry) just sent me the citation: "It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail." --Gore Vidal, Antipanegyric for Tom Driberg (1976) Posted at 05:38 PM INSIDE ABU GHRAIB [KJL] Foreign terrorists, bombers, murderers...doesn't excuse anything, but wirth noting... Posted at 05:32 PM WOW [KJL] I haven't read through them all yet, but thank you for your emails regarding why you read NRO, what you think of us, etc. We're a lucky crowd to have such a thoughtful, broad audience. Will share some next week. Posted at 05:08 PM NOAH [Ramesh Ponnuru] The dumbest inclusion on his list has to be Diana West, since even the quote Noah provides is clearly not blaming Abu Ghraib on the media but complaining about the media's treatment of Abu Ghraib. What he's done is the equivalent of saying, "Noah's last two columns blame conservatives for Abu Ghraib." (Actually it's worse, since Noah does, in fact, blame Don Rumsfeld.) Posted at 04:30 PM DERB QUOTE MESS [John Derbyshire] Egg on face. The Orwell quote I passed on from a reader -- "People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf" -- is bogus. See full details here. In my defense: (a) I was only passing it on from a reader. Can't stop to check everything. Not my chob. (b) Orwell -- in the Kipling essay I started with -- passes very similar opinions, and would undoubtedly have agreed with the remark. (c) True quote or not, the proposition ITSELF is true! Posted at 03:50 PM CARL LEVIN [KJL] He's been lacking in the honesty department throughout this war--recall Rush's "amnesia" piece on him & WMDs. Posted at 03:48 PM RE: DRUNK AND RESISTING THE GUARD [John Derbyshire] One of many helpful & fascinating responses. Thanks to all. "Derb---How would Kipling's narrator be punished in today's military? Similar punishment, but a lot more paperwork and a therapeutic orientation. "Administratively, the command would formally determine that the event meets the criterial for an 'alcohol incident' (different services use different terms), which triggers a service record entry and referral to screening for alcohol dependency--with treatment to follow if indicated. Get two or three of these 'incidents' and you're discharged for unsuitability. Failing to complete treatment or to follow rules of 'aftercare' program also leads to discharge. "Punishment would proceed independent of the treatment and would probably depend on how good a punch he landed on the guard. If it was a routine scuffle yielding neither significant property damage nor dramatic photos of bruised faces, it would be disposed of at a nonjudicial punishment proceeding (different services call it 'Article 15,' 'Office Hours,' or 'Captain's Mast') at which the commanding officer can impose forfeiture of half pay for a few months, restriction to base or ship, two hours a day extra duty for a month, and reduction in grade. The exact extent of punishment varies with the grade of the commander and the grade of the miscreant. "If the commanding officer thinks this punishment is too lenient and he can prove the case, he can convene a summary court martial. One officer acts as judge, jury, prosecutor, and defense counsel, but must submit for legal review a record of the evidence supporting each element of the alleged offenses. A summary court can do a little more than a nonjudicial punishment proceeding, most notably, imposing a brief sentence at an actual correctional facility. The summary court is not a federal court of record and can be used only for misdemeanors, which are handled at special and general courts martial. Each increase in formality of venue brings additional protections to the defendant but additional authority to impose punishment." What a business! I think I'd rather take the pack drill & CB. In fact, if threatened with psychologists, "counsellors," and 12-step programs, I think I'd rather have the cat o' nine tails. Posted at 03:38 PM LEVIN [Rich Lowry] Some readers insist on pointing out the inconvenient fact that Carl Levin exercises no command-and-control over the Michigan prisons. Still, you would think such a great humanitarian would take an interest in prison abuses in his own state. He doesn’t exercise command-and-control over Enron or gas prices either, but has robustly investigated both. Meanwhile, this piece over at TCS picks up the cudgel. 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Visit www.nationalreviewcruise-carib.com for more information and to (securely!) reserve your luxury stateroom. Posted at 03:27 PM WHAT YOUR BROWSER WANTS [KJL] the new issue of NRODT, of course. Get Digital. ![]() Posted at 03:14 PM LONDON GRUB [Jonah Goldberg] I'll be wading through reccomendations for a while. But I should say in response to the handful of folks who insist that it's an oxymoron to talk about good food in London. I think you're wrong. You'd be on firmer footing to say British food is bad, though I like a lot of it. But in my experience London has a lot of good restaurants because it's become such an international city. Certainly their Indian food is outsanding (and the answer to the question, who has two thumbs and loves Indian food is: this guy!). It may not be Paris or New York, but there's plenty of room for good eatin' short of those standards. It's certainly got better food than DC. Posted at 03:05 PM MAYBE IT WAS VIDAL (BUT MAYBE IT WAS A KROC) [Peter Robinson] Somewhere or other, I still feel sure—or least I still felt sure, up until ten minutes ago—Gore Vidal did indeed say, “It is not enough that I should succeed. Others must fail.” What has made me suddenly uncertain? A Google search. Some websites do indeed attribute the quotation to Vidal. But others attribute it instead to Ray Kroc, the founder of McDonald’s, to Broadway producer David Merrick, or to Genghis Khan. What I do know is that the high hymn of schadenfreude, a poem entitled “The Book of My Enemy Has Been Remaindered,” was composed by the English journalist and television personality Clive James. My favorite stanza: The book of my enemy has been remainderedGore Vidal, eat your heart out. (Or do I mean Ray Kroc?) Posted at 02:42 PM "NOAH PROOF" [Jonah Goldberg] Rich - The only way for conservatives to be "Noah proof" is to take up construction or become David Brock. Posted at 02:36 PM TIM NOAH’S DISHONESTY [Rich Lowry] Over at Slate, Tim Noah hits me from as he puts it, “Blame[ing] Quentin Tarantino” for Abu Ghraib. To support his case, he quotes this paragraph from my column earlier this week: "Consider the iconic film of the 1990s, Quentin Tarantino's Pulp Fiction. It includes a scene of the rape of a man imprisoned and kept as a sexual slave, which prompted laughs in theaters. The victim, 'The Gimp,' became a figure of fun. Tarantino's latest, the Kill Bill movies, present the same romance of power and violence, arbitrarily and stylishly wielded. Cruelty, Tarantino tells us, can be fun." The very next sentence, which Noah didn’t see fit to quote is this one: “This is not to say that the filmmaker, or anyone besides those who committed and condoned the acts, is in any way responsible for Abu Ghraib.” That would seem at least, uh, to complicate Noah’s case that I’m “Blame[ing] Quentin Tarantino.” For him not to quote it seems pretty dishonest. I knew that column was on very touchy ground and went out of my way to try to protect myself from being distorted, but apparently I didn’t make it fully Noah-proof. My point was that we like to tell ourselves, at least most of the time, that we abhor cruelty and sexual perversity, but that parts of our culture actually celebrate both. A final note: I messed up that scene from Pulp Fiction. It’s apparently not The Gimp who gets raped, although he is kept as a sexual slave. Posted at 02:08 PM BUT.... [Jonah Goldberg] I should also say I've already gotten LOTS of London eatery suggestions...THANKS Posted at 01:39 PM WOOPS - MY EMAIL [Jonah Goldberg] If you sent email to my JonahNRO account after 12:20 or so and it bounced back, my apologies. The account bounces email after it fills up at 1,000. I've cleared some room. Sorry. Posted at 01:38 PM CASTRO CONDEMNS US [KJL] Posted at 01:18 PM A CALL FOR CARL LEVIN TO RESIGN [Rich Lowry] E-mail: "I was so furious at Carl Levin for questioning Rumsfeld in that self-righteous way that I tried to find out about prison conditions in Michigan. I found out that in 1996, Michigan was one of five states investigated by Human Rights Watch which found out about sexual assault and other abuses by the prison guards. Though I live in Ohio, I wrote Carl Levin suggesting that maybe the prison guards had raped women prisoners on his orders, since he was trying to imply during his questioning of the Secretary of Defense that Rumsfeld and President Bush must have given the orders for the Iraq prison guards to abuse the prisoners." Posted at 01:02 PM WHERE'S THE BI-PARTSIANSHIP? [Rich Lowry] E-mail: "Dear Mr. Lowry: Thank you for writing an article on the deplorable state of domestic prisons... "I must confess that the inattention to the brutality run amock in the U.S. prison system baffles me, since both conservatives and liberals would presumably have a stake in comprehensive prison reform. Conservatives are skeptical of government and bureacracy, and what else can be more scary from this anti-statist position than a prison system where prisoners are often raped and beaten and sometimes killed? For their part, liberals have championed prison reform at least since the early 1970s, though they have largely fallen silent on the issue, perhaps because it was not a political winner. In any case, as you say, incarceration itself is the punishment, not the constant threat of physical and sexual abuse. "Please keep the light on this important issue and maybe a coalition of conservative and liberal politicians will develop to address this important issue." Posted at 01:00 PM "FINAL DAYS"--FRUM DIARY IS UP [David Frum] Apologies - I was on a trans-Atlantic flight yesterday night and jetlag delayed posting of today's Diary. Posted at 12:43 PM WRESTLERS PINNED IN D.C. CIRCUIT [Jonathan H. Adler] Today, a divided panel of the D.C. Circuit held that the collegiate wrestlers, coaches, and alumni lack standing to challenge the Department of Education's interpretation of Title IX regulations barring gender discrimination in college athletic programs. Judge Williams dissented. Posted at 11:51 AM OFF TO CNN [Jonah Goldberg] Will be on around 12:30 to talk about the press and Abu Ghraib with Peter Beinart. Posted at 11:31 AM RE: CHE GUEVARA [Jonah Goldberg] From a reader: Hi Jonah. To your reader who asked about a good book on Che Guevara, Jon Lee Andersen's "Che Guevara: A Revolutionary Life" is probably the best. Andersen is objective throughout, and is particularly good at describing Che's intransigence and brutality during Castro's show trials shortly after the revolution. From what I know there are no really critical books about Che, but Andersen's is the best-researched (access to Che's widow, documents in Cuba, etc..), and the most balanced. It does a good job of demystifying the romantic image of Che, but it also recognizes those aspects--such as Che's charisma--that made even the Cuban-American CIA operative who oversaw his murder in Bolivia in 1967 feel a sense of admiration towards him. Posted at 11:28 AM RESTAURANT SUGGESTIONS [Jonah Goldberg] The missus and I are going to London the week after next on a mixture of business and vacation. Anybody have really good restaurant suggestions? We've been to London before -- it's even where I asked the Fair Jessica to stoop to marrying me -- but we always feel like we're missing gastronomic opportunities. Posted at 11:25 AM FRIDAY BOOK BLEGS [Jonah Goldberg] 1) I am in constant, longterm, search for examples of the following premise: Politicians on both sides of the aisle are unwilling or incapable of arguing that an idea is good even though it's not supported by the American people. If they propose a policy they insist that it be phrased to the public in such a way that polls show it is favorable. If social security reform is a good idea, it should be regardless of whether or not Americans support it, right? Unfortunately, we have a chicken-or-egg situation where reforms cannot be sold until they are popular and they cannot be popular until they are sold. 2) Serious critiques of Pragmatism, John Dewey, William James etc. preferably from avowed philosophical approaches, i.e. Libertarians on pragmatism, conservatives on it, Marxists, etc. 3) Any good essays that actually define, programmatically, ideologically or philosophically the American "Old Right" by which I mean the pre-WWII right. I've read quite a bit on the subject and the group still seems like a grab-bag of different personalities. 4) Contemporary and historic examples of "lying for justice" -- be it environmentalists exaggerating environmental threats, racial hoaxes on campus, etc. 5) And, as always, examples of absurd arguments ad hitlerum, i.e. arguments where the Nazis, Fascists or the Holocaust are compared to minor budget cuts, opposition to affirmative action etc. As always, please send book-bleg responses (with appropriate subject headers) to JonahResearch@aol.com Posted at 11:22 AM DRUNK AND RESISTING THE DRAFT [John Derbyshire] Just on a note of historical-comparative curiosity, and addressed to military readers only: The narrator of the Kipling poem I quoted earlier seems to have (a) Got seriously drunk, (b) Lost several items of his uniform thereby, (c) Assaulted a corporal (the narrator hiself must have been at least a lance-corporal: "they'll cut away the stripes I used to wear..."), blacking his eye and tearing his uniform shirt. It seems the corporal was on guard duty at the barrack gate & challenged our narrator when he returned from his drinking bout. For this, the narrator got pack drill (i.e. parade-ground drill with full 40-lb backpack) and 2 weeks confined to barracks (i.e. in a punishment cell). What would be the equivalent punishment for these offenses in a unit of the US army today? I think we can assume the unit is not in a combat zone. Posted at 10:55 AM BERG'S DAD [Jonah Goldberg] From a reader: I'm generally willing to give Nick Berg's dad a free pass on his bizarre commentary. I literally can't even complete the thought of my son being murdered in the way that his was. I think it would just about drive me insane, and I wouldn't be operating rationally, and its likely that I'd say some crazy things, too. And I think that is what is happening with Nick Berg's dad, so I don't want to see people harshly criticize someone suffering as deeply as he is. Posted at 10:51 AM BOB, KEVIN & K-LO [KJL ] All three of us (Bob Newhart, Kevin Cherry, Kathryn Lopez) went to the Catholic University of America. Kevin and I were in many of the same classes, same year (when I was lucky), Bob, not exactly. MoDo of NYT went there too. As did Tom Harkin and Susan Sarandon. But I’ll forget that trio for now, it’s Friday. Posted at 10:43 AM OPERATION AC [Jonah Goldberg ] Sends Air Conditioners to Iraq. One note: I have every reason to believe this is a real and generous outfit and I'm just saying this as a generic commentary rather than anything like criticism or even suspicion about Op AC. Don't assume that I've -- or anybody else -- has taken the time to check out whether groups like this are on the up-and-up. I wouldn't post a link to anything I thought wasn't kosher, but that doesn't mean I've vetted the places either. Posted at 10:31 AM NCO'S CONT'D [Jonah Goldberg] From a reader: Jonah, Posted at 10:21 AM BERG, READING SUGGESTION ETC [Jonah Goldberg] From a reader: Jonah, Posted at 10:18 AM CIVILIZATION'S DIRTY WORK [John Derbyshire] A reader nails a characteristic Orwell quote on what, in one of yesterday's posts, I called the "dirty work" of civilization: "Derb---I saw you paraphrasing Orwell on the Corner and, while I can't help you with your Gore Vidal quest, I thought it'd be nice to pass on the Orwell quote in full: 'People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.' It was the introductory quote to an autobiography of a former Navy SEAL ("Warrior Soul" by Chuck Pfarrer). If you're into light and easy but gripping accounts of military action, you might want to think about picking it up." Posted at 10:07 AM FRASIER'S FAREWELL [KJL ] FRASIER's FAREWELL Frasier/Cheers expert (see here)Kevin Cherry's scorecard for last night: There were really two shows last night. Up until ten minutes left, it was easily an A-, possibly even an A. Although there were too many loose ends to wrap up in one episode, it did what sitcoms were supposed to do: make you laugh—and with only one sex joke! Posted at 09:54 AM WHENEVER A FRIEND SUCCEEDS... [John Derbyshire] We have nailed down the precise quote ("Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies") to Gore Vidal. It is, however, only one manifestation of a cast of mind that goes back at least as far as Rochefoucauld, who said: "There is in the misfortunes of our friends something not entirely unpleasing." Jonathan Swift drew this out into a longish poem. I bet there is an apt Florence King quote somewhere, too. Posted at 09:28 AM RE: BERG [Jonah Goldberg] Lot's of email on this, which I won't be able to read or address until this afternoon or this weekend. But lots of folks are telling me that Berg and his parents disagreed sharply and that Berg supported the war. Posted at 09:26 AM CUP OF JOE [John J. Miller] Is President Bush a "messianic militarist," as Ralph Nader recently charged? If so, he falls into a grand tradition of chief executives. Smart piece on this today from Joe Loconte, a friend of mine who does the best Mafia don impersonations I've ever seen. Posted at 09:22 AM MISERY INDEX [John J. Miller] Just when you thought America's worst ex-president couldn't sink any lower, Jimmy Carter authors an op-ed column like the one in today's Washington Post. All the more reason to check out Steve Hayward's new book, The Real Jimmy Carter. Posted at 08:46 AM THE BERG STORY [Jonah Goldberg ] I'm begining to get the feeling -- I suspect like a lot of people -- that Nick Berg may have had some similarities to such folks as Rachel Corrie or Lori Berenson . The connection to Zacarias Moussaoui, the 20th hijacker, is too coincidental. They went to the University of Oklahoma together and the FBI had investigated Berg because Moussaoui had used his email account. Berg carried around anti-Semitic pamphlets. Berg was apparently something of a leftwing peacenik and his parents apparently belong to ANSWER. Travelling around Iraq alone the way he did is just odd. See the Philly Inquirer's story for more. Then there's Berg's dad who's anger is understandable, but whose anger at America is getting more than a bit odd. The soundbite I find most troubling is the one where he says how al Qaeda was dumb for killing him because he was their, and Iraq's, best friend. Obviously, I have no idea what really happened out there, but I'm getting this sneaking suspicion that Berg was suffering from a taste of radical chic in his desire to go to Iraq, travel to all the hotspots alone and help out over there. I doubt he was a would-be terrorist or anything like that. But it wouldn't surprise me if his murderers had first taken him in not as a hostage but as a dupe of some kind. I hope I'm wrong. But even if I'm not, in a way this makes his murder all the more gruesome. Murdering a do-gooder because he's easier to catch is even more repugnant.
Posted at 07:26 AM A QUESTION FOR YOU [KJL] I'm in the process of putting together some NRO promotional kinda stuff. Some, which I admit, you may wind up seeing soon on your favorite website. Here's why I tell you: I'm looking for a few good testimonials. Why do you read NRO? If you do, why do you love it--I know some of you do. What makes it different than anything else and worth your time? If you're so inclined, mind sending me something, with permission to use your name and town? Be as specific, as creative as you want to be (funny stories welcome), or as brief and big-picture as you want to be. And, if you work for the administration, Hill, media, and want to make different arrangements in regard to attribution, we can work something out--I actually also just in general want a feel for who you'all are reading us daily. Anyhow, you know where to find me. And I thank you. Posted at 07:10 AM "THE CHILDREN" CTD [Andrew Stuttaford] It’s been a week of international crisis and domestic political tension, so what was Senator John Ensign, a ‘Republican’ from Nevada, busy doing? He was attending hearings of the Senate’s Commerce Committee, hearings that he had called. The topic? The supposed threat to the nation represented by smoking in the movies. Fatuous, pointless, dumb? Of course, but one of the Senator’s aides explained the rationale, and, yes, yes, it was, oh, you know, well, let’s allow the aide to speak for himself: "Children are being influenced by the presence of smoking in movies.” Sigh. Via blogger Radley Balko Posted at 06:28 AM Thursday, May 13, 2004 RE: NCOS [Jonah Goldberg] Note: Just so you know, I don't want to be a conduit for inter-service debates about which is the best. Anyway... Jonah Posted at 09:44 PM RE: NCO'S [Jonah Goldberg] From a reader: I spent ten years in the military, two years as an Posted at 06:56 PM I ALWAYS WONDERED ABOUT CHARLOTTE RAMPLING TOO [John Derbyshire] What on earth can this reader mean? "Derb---Bless you for working the phrase 'Get your Kipling out' into the Corner. Don't know why exactly, but it made my... well, perhaps not my day, but at least my hour." [Young man, checking a book out at the library, to a young, busty, female librarian]: "I say, young lady, do you like Kipling?" [YBFL]: "Oooh, I don't know, you naughty boy, I've never kippled." Posted at 06:45 PM "KICK ONE FOR ME" [John Derbyshire] Jonah: I approve of *some* of the actions of the Abu Ghraib guards, and disapprove of others. To be specific: I approve of rough handling of incalcitrant terrorists, e.g. a kick to get them back into their cells when they won't move. I approve of stripping them naked, if the temperature is not a problem (which, in Baghdad in May, I am sure it is not). They are much less likely to be able to hide something. I approve of techniques of humiliation to break their wills and show them who's boss. There's a line to be drawn here, but as far as I'm concerned it's well the other side of dragging a naked terrorist round on a leash. Sexual humiliation, on the other hand -- making prisoners fondle or bugger each other -- is over the line. OTOH: I disapprove of sexual humiliation (see above), simply on the grounds that I believe an army ought to be an asexual organization under all circumstances. I disapprove of mixed-sex units and open homosexuals in the military, for the same reason. I disapprove of any activity that might give our enemies a major propaganda opening, e.g. photographing the goings-on inside interrogation centers. This I take seriously and would punish. I disapprove of systematic torture. I note that, to judge from the big, angry reaction to that piece, I am in a small minority among NRO readers on this. One of the many things Orwell taught us (see, e.g., his essay on Kipling) is that the dirty work of civilization -- the work of policemen, prison guards, soldiers, interrogators of terrorist suspects -- is *dirty*. It's rough work, and won't always meet the standards of my and your personal lives. Someone is doing it on our behalf, though, right now -- not just in Baghdad, but in jails and police stations across America, and honesty compels us to acknowledge their work, and the much greater horros it helps keep at bay. There are standards to be set and lines to be drawn, of course, of course; but this work is never going to be pretty, or attract pretty people. I had the same kinds of reactions to the Rodney King case. If these Abu Ghraib interrogatees end up, like King, with multimillion dollar settlements, I shall feel that a great injustice has been done, and that our civilization has yielded a point to barbarism. And I shall be right. Posted at 06:43 PM INTERESTING POINT [Jonah Goldberg] From a reader: Jonah, As repellant as the new Abu Ghraib photos and videos sound, they at least make it less probable that this goes up the chain of command. I can conceive of officers telling guards to frighten or humiliate prisoners to soften them up for interogation. (I'm not saying that's what happened, but it's at least plausible.) But ordering guards to have sex with each other in front of prisoners? That's the weirdest "torture" I ever heard of. It might reinforce Muslim attitudes about Western decadence, but I don't see it eliciting much information. Posted at 06:40 PM THE WASHINGTON POST OP-ED PAGE [Ramesh Ponnuru] Interesting to note that it now has only one regular conservative columnist who is clearly for Bush and for the war: Charles Krauthammer. And he's a neo. Posted at 06:32 PM RE: TC & THE WAR [KJL] Tim, I like Tucker—he’s Crossfire’s saving grace—but, CNN might want to find out who his smarter friend is ("It’s something I’ll never do again. Never. I got convinced by a friend of mine who’s smarter than I am, and I shouldn’t have done that. No. I want things to work out, but I’m enraged by it, actually.")…and add him to their lineup...well, after they steal him from Newscorp, perhaps. (Just a guess…) Posted at 05:56 PM YEAH, I WAS SOOO FAR OFF [Tim Graham] So Tucker Carlson has a new show coming out on PBS called "Tucker Carlson: Unfiltered." When the AP called MRC for comment last fall at the show's first publicity drop, I mildly and diplomatically suggested Tucker was not exactly the top conservative choice for a weekly PBS gig. Minutes after the wire story hit, Tucker was on the phone yelling at me about how dare I suggest he was insufficiently conservative, blah blah blah. Now Tucker has announced to the New York Observer that he's decided that the war on Iraq is a "total nightmare and disaster." (In full: "'I think it’s a total nightmare and disaster, and I’m ashamed that I went against my own instincts in supporting it,' he said. 'It’s something I’ll never do again. Never. I got convinced by a friend of mine who’s smarter than I am, and I shouldn’t have done that. No. I want things to work out, but I’m enraged by it, actually.'") Oh, but that shouldn't be seen as acting insufficiently conservative to fit in at PBS, blah blah blah. Are Kate O'Beirne and Jonah Goldberg the only pro-war conservative regulars left on CNN? PS: Please giggle at last fall's article on Tucker and PBS, where he says he's been assured he won't have to go changing to fit the PBS mold. Posted at 05:47 PM I PREFER THIS DERBYSHIRE [Ramesh Ponnuru] "Torture of prisoners? — No, not even to save a million lives. Some things are just wrong, and the deliberate torture of suspects is wrong, wrong, wrong, in some way that the dropping of bombs on cities is not." Perhaps this statement is consistent with your comment today; I suppose it would depend on your definition of "torture." But it sure seems inconsistent. Posted at 05:42 PM SEE YOUR C-SPAN [Jonah Goldberg] I will be on CNN tomorrow morning around 8:33 AM and again around 12:30ish and again on Sunday on "Reliable Sources." Posted at 05:14 PM C-SPAN [Rich Lowry] I'll be on at 9:00 am tomorrow. I won't be wearing my Ghostbusters suit. Posted at 05:12 PM ABU GHRAIB, BERG AND RACISM [Jonah Goldberg ] I was reading through a very interesting discussion at Instapundit on how the media is obsessed with Abu Ghraib, while Americans are concerned with Nick Berg -- and it got me thinking. Now, I agree with all the people who say that we should hold Americans to a higher standard than we do our enemies. And, I even agree that the American press should be more concerned by the abuses of its own government than the actions of foreign governments or individuals. But I keep thinking of a point made by Bret Stephens, the editor of the Jerusalem Post, when asked why Israel keeps killing members of Hamas when it's so "counter-productive." He said something to the effect of (paraphrasing from memory): "I think it's an odd sort of racism which assumes that Arabs are like cockroaches or insects and that they have no regard for their own lives and that we can kill terrorists forever and it will do no good because there's an infinite supply of Arab murderers." He went on to say something like "We don't believe all Palestinians are interchangeably animals who want to murder women and children." Now, I am butchering what he said but I think I've got the thrust right. At the time, I confess, I thought it wasn't a particularly good argument (and I still think it has some flaws). But when I look at the coverage -- or lack thereof -- of Nick Berg's murder versus the coverage of Abu Ghraib, I can't help but shake the feeling that the American press thinks Arabs are savages and therefore it's not a big deal -- or a good idea -- to remind Americans of that fact. Indeed, this was part of my initial criticism of CBS's release of the Abu Ghraib photos; it seems like the press is gung ho to make Americans look savage whenever possible and, conversely, to make those they consider to be savages look like decent misunderstood victims. When it comes to murderous Third Worlders, it seems the press suffers from the soft bigotry of low expectations. Posted at 04:58 PM NCOS [Jonah Goldberg] From a reader: Dear Jonah, As your (former?) Navy reader states, the most disturbing aspect of the Abu Ghraib scandal is the involvement of NCO's (non-commissioned officers, or sergeants) in these incidents. Since the Revolutionary War, NCO's have been the conscience of the military and the upholder of it's standards, as well as the enforcers of discipline. These individuals, if they are indeed guilty of committing these acts, have betrayed military law, their honor and the honor of all NCO's. You might be interested to know that in a court martial, NCO's usually get the harshest sentence for a given offence. Everything being equal, they will serve more jail time than an officer or lower enlisted. Another little known fact is that while the jury in a court martial is usually composed of officers, an enlisted defendant can request that NCO's are on the jury. This is not a good idea, as NCO's are more likely to vote for conviction and the maximum sentence allowed than officers. By the way, in the Army, jail is called the stockade, not the brig ( a Navy term). Posted at 03:15 PM WELL, THEN [Jonah Goldberg] Derb - I've got to finish two columns (can't you tell by how much I'm procrastinating in the Corner?), but I've got to say I'm surprised. Considering your views on "buggery" alone, I would have assumed you would have disapproved of the actions of the Abu Ghraib guards. I certainly agree with you that there's a whole separate scandal which isn't getting enough attention -- the outrageous stupidity of allowing cameras into these prisons for any reason whatsoever (a point I've made from the begining). But, barring some new -- and unlikely -- evidence, this certainly sounds like a bunch of sadistic perverts abusing prisoners for the joy of it and not for much else. "Kicking" prisoners to find out what they know is one thing, trying to film your own violent porn movie with POWs is quite another. The coverage may be overblown and their may be more to the story, but I think we make a huge mistake -- tactical and moral -- if we pretend that this wasn't a very, very bad thing. Posted at 03:12 PM RE: WHO SAID IT? [John Derbyshire] Jonah: No, those were, and are, my thoughts. If you think you can fight a war against a ferocious and unappeasable enemy without your interrogators kicking prisoners, you are dreaming. Who is this "Andrew Sullivan"? Posted at 02:57 PM MAN BITES DOG [Kate O'Beirne] It has taken months to find but there is finally a Kerry consistency. There IS a single position he has held for thirty years. "These were not isolated incidents but crimes committed on a day-to-day basis with the full awareness of officers at all levels of command."--John Kerry, April 1971. "Low-ranking American soldiers should not be 'rushed' to trial. . . until an investigation determines if senior officers are to blame."--John Kerry May, 2004. In order to indict the military's leadership, in the absence of any credible evidence, Kerry has been always anxious to "rush" up the chain of command. Posted at 02:52 PM THE HOTTEST TOY THIS SUMMER, I'M TELLING YOU [KJL] ![]() Posted at 02:36 PM DERB'S EMOTIONAL STATES [Jonah Goldberg ] I've gotten a bunch of email asking me to distance myself from Derb's comments about Abu Ghraib. My guess is that they've mostly been driven by Andrew Sullivan's outrage. I have no desire to get in the middle of their differences. But let me say: A) I didn't get the impression that Derb was actually saying he believes that the Abu Ghraib perps should have kicked the prisoners more and that they deserve only 30 days in the brig. Rather, he was saying that was one of his "emotional states." There is a difference of course between one's gut reaction and ones intellectual conclusions. My feelings about, hmm, the whole Arab world are sometimes driven by passions elicted by a very narrow subset of statements and actions from terrorists (as well as Arab newspapers, Arab leaders, Arab apologists etc). But I also know in my heart and my head that these emotional states should not be translated into policy. However, B) if that is Derb's actual conclusion and not his temporary emotional state, then I think Derb's wrong. And we can have that debate if necessary. Posted at 02:31 PM "CHRIS & ME" [Jonah Goldberg ] Here's the link to the conversation/interview I had with Rep. Chris Cox. It was a weird sorta thing, I must say. But Cox was very, very charming and very smart. Clarification: He misspoke about NRO's traffic -- we don't get 2 million visitors a day (it's more like per month on a good month), and our readership is greater than the combined circulations of all the major political print mags (TNR, NR, Weekly Standard, Washington Monthly) but the way he said it, it sounded more grandiose than it is.
Posted at 02:19 PM VERY IMPRESSIVE GEEKINESS [Jonah Goldberg] Complete Ghostbusters uniform. Posted at 02:08 PM RE: WHERE'S ADEL? [KJL] I missed most of it, but I gather a very defensive Prince Bandar called Derb's Lady Linda and promised to go on her show when he's next in our country. Posted at 02:06 PM THAT QUOTE [Rick Brookhiser] John, the Vidal formulation I have seen is something like, "It is not enough to succeed; others must fail." He has used it many times, as all but the proudest writers (I think of the great Keith Mano) do with their zingers. I'm sorry I can't think of an instance; there must be several in that big fat book of his greatest hits with the American flag on the cover that came out in the late nineties. Posted at 01:58 PM I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL [Jonah Goldberg] Kathryn -- In the first months of my job as Ben Wattenberg's research assistant, Ben brought me to a party in New York where I ended up in a situation where I had to shake Vladimir Pozner's (SP?) hand. Remember him? He was the Soviet flunky with the perfectly accented english who Phil Donahue thought was the most brilliant man in the world. I was new to my job and I didn't want to cause a scene around Ben. But I've regretted shaking his hand ever since and not saying something particularly biting. When I told a friend I shook Pozner's hand he immediately replied "How long did it take to wash the blood off." I always thought something along those lines would have been perfect. Posted at 01:40 PM RAUCH AND GAY MARRIAGE [Jonah Goldberg ] Jonathan Rauch -- the very, very smart journalist -- has an excellent essay excerpted from his new book Gay Marriage : Why It Is Good for Gays, Good for Straights, and Good for America in the current issue of Reason (which I read on the shuttle down from Boston). I have Rauch's book here, but I haven't had a chance to read it with all of the other things going on these days. But I have to say that this essay is really wonderful. I may be particularly impressed because it reads almost as if it were ained directly at me. My case against gay marriage has never been particularly religious (which has annoyed a lot of readers) and it has never been particularly grounded in social science (which may or may not annoy the Kurtzites) and it's never been bound-up in anti-homosexual animus (despite what various gay readers and bloggers assert or suggest). My case has always been explicitly Burkean and Hayekian; you don't tear apart an institution which serves as a granite-spine to social arrangements overnight. Here's how I put it at the conclusion of one my earlier
Anyway, Rauch's essay attacks precisely this point from within the Hayekian framework rather than from without and he does a very good job. Ultimately, I think he misses the mark a few places, but it's an impressive effort nonetheless. When it's online and I have a bit more time, I'll try to respond at length in a G-File (way too inside-baseball for the syndicated column). [Note: I accidentally deleted this, so if you linked to this post earlier, the link won't work] Posted at 01:34 PM WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN [KJL] For years, I will regret having never come up with something brilliant and biting to say to al-Jubeir on the fly when he bumped into me (literally) at a D.C. party earlier this month. Actually, here’s an idea for the NRO store: “Corner In Your Pocket.” It would be a wallet card with the perfect things to say in such situations. You know, in case you find yourself at a UN Human Rights Committee benefit with all sorts of unsavory types. It would be like having John Derbyshire with you when you bump into Yasser Arafat… We could have different flavors too—no-holds-barred Derb, perfectly reasoned and reasonable Ramesh, edgy Jonah, etc… Posted at 01:28 PM “WHERE’S ADEL?” [KJL ] John Derbyshire’s beloved Linda Vester just announced a new feature to her Dayside show on Fox, one Cornerites will appreciate: Where’s Adel? That’s al-Jubeir, the Saudi pr flack. She says she’s been trying to get him on the show for 16 or so days and he’s been unresponsive. Some kind of flack. Posted at 01:26 PM ZARQAWI KILLED BERG, THE CIA SAYS [KJL] Posted at 01:25 PM ANGEL, FYI [Jonah Goldberg] Yes, I noticed that on last night's episode, they depicted a Hillary-esque Senator as an ally of the forces of evil and darkness. I still think the WB was moronic for cancelling the show. Posted at 01:22 PM DERB MASTERS PAYPAL [John Derbyshire] I think I have got the hang of it. Those readers who responded to my request for help trying out PayPal on April 30 by buying my poetry CD, are all entitled to a refund. I can't charge people for helping me out. I think I have now processed these refunds. If you purchased the CD on April 30, you should see a refund in your own PayPal account... ...Except that some readers e-mailed in and said they wouldn't accept a refund. I love these people twice over. Unfortunately I am a lousy manager of my e-mail, and have lost a couple of your names. So you will have got a refund even though you told me you didn't want one. Which is at least better than the other way round. If you are one of those who didn't want a refund but got one anyway, I suggest you accept it graciously (since I already know you are a gracious person). Otherwise the whole business will start to resemble one of those fights to pay the bill that I once, in a restaurant in Taipei, actually witnessed come to physical blows... (Chinese culture note: If a Chinese co-diner really, *really* insists on paying the bill, let him.) Posted at 12:44 PM RE: WHO SAID IT? [John Derbyshire] I'm getting a lot of attributions to Gore Vidal, who is certainly a likely candidate... but no specific reference. WHERE did he say or write it? Posted at 12:41 PM BOWDEN ON TORTURE [ Jonah Goldberg ] Here's the 2003 article from the (formerly pro-war) Atlantic about torture by Mark Bowden I mentioned earlier. I didn't think it was his best stuff, but it was very good and very informative nonetheless. Anyway here's his conclusion:
Posted at 12:23 PM FROM BEHIND THE ORANGE CURTAIN [John Derbyshire] This person should write a book: "John---I read about your grievances with Home Depot in The Corner at NRO. Due to some career reversals, I wound up working at Home Depot in order to pay the bills. For the most part, it has been a good company to work for, but boy do I have some interesting stories (from behind the Orange Curtain)." Posted at 12:03 PM BRIG TIME [Jonah Goldberg] From a reader:
Posted at 11:58 AM NEW ON NRO [KJL] I'm delighted to announce Myrna Blyth as one of our newest additions to NRO. She'll be writing a weekly column for us. Blyth, as many of you know, comes to us by way of Ladies Home Journal, where she was editor-in-chief from 1981 to 2002; she also founded More. (Some more vital stats here.) She's at neither place nowadays--instead she'd dished on them in her bestseller Spin Sisters, an invaluable look at "women's media." Her first piece for NRO is up today, here, on the beloved Margaret Thatcher. I think she adds splendidly to our ever-growing product and hope you enjoy having her. Posted at 11:32 AM HUMAN NATURE—THE BAD NEWS [Jo | ||||||