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Saturday, May 29, 2004

PRESIDENT'S REMARKS TODAY AT WWII MEMORIAL DEDICATION [KJL]

Posted at 09:44 PM

A WORLD WAR II VET VS. APARTMENT COMPLEX [KJL]
Clarence Thomas's father-in-law defiantly flies his flag. We're right behind you, sir!

Posted at 04:21 PM

TO BE A CICADA ON A SHOULDER: WARM FUZZY AMERICANA [KJL]
There’s something remarkably American about one scene in particular at the dedication of the WWII Memorial today. Right after the ceremony, George W. Bush was chatting with Bill Clinton and his dad. Clkinton must have said something silly or sarcastic. Suddenly you saw George H. W. hit him lightly, but with both hands, laughing, like they were all old friends. (This, I think is right before.) I happen to unforgiving when it comes to campaigns and elections and remain annoyed at both George Bush 41 and Bob Dole for letting Clinton win. But you gotta love a country where you can see a scene like that.

Posted at 04:15 PM

POSSIBLE AL QAEDA HOSTAGE SITUATION IN SAUDI ARABIA [KJL]

Posted at 04:05 PM

WHY WE OBSERVE MEMORIAL DAY [KJL]
D.C.-area resident Ian Drake gives a glimpse of the sense of the Mall this weekend here.

Posted at 03:50 PM

FORMER RESERVIST TOM SELLECK [KJL]
talks to our John J. Miller here about Ike, Ike, and more.

Posted at 03:00 PM

"I NEVER HAD A CROWD LIKE THIS WHEN I WAS RUNNING" [KJL]
(We know this too well to be true.) That was from Bob Dole, taking the stage at the WWII Memorial Dedication, at what I understand is the largest seated event on the national Mall in history.

Posted at 02:58 PM

RELENTLESS POST [Tim Graham]
Remember Friday’s paper whenever anyone tries to tell you that The Washington Post is not a liberal newspaper – that it’s not written by liberals, written for liberals, and if they’re lucky, written to mint new liberals. Every section of the paper today carries some evidence of liberal bias.

On the front page comes the latest attempt to keep the Abu Ghraib bubble inflated: “Warner Bucks GOP Right On Probe of Prison Abuse.” Reporters Helen Dewar and Spencer Hsu describe Sen. John Warner as “a throwback to a forgotten era of congressional comity” with “a penchant for bucking his party, taking heat and surviving.” Readers who go deep enough in the story get a list of all the times Warner has betrayed his party (oh, he’s Comity Central, all right). But senators who buck their own Democratic Party never get a front-page puff piece. Do they, Zell Miller?

At the very bottom of the front page of the Business section (that’s Section E) – the Post buries what should be on the front page of the A section: 4.4 percent economic growth. At the very bottom of the Business section’s front page is the headline: “Growth May Be Slowing.” Reporter Nell Henderson wrote: “The U.S. economy grew at a healthy 4.4 percent annual rate in the first three months of the year, but growth appears to have slowed more recently as consumers and businesses deal with rising inflation and interest rates, economists said yesterday.” The front page of Business also carried a chart showing “Help-wanted ads dipped, despite evidence that the labor market is creating jobs.” Nowhere in the story did Henderson report that growth in the last 12 months is the highest 12-month growth rate since 1984.

In the Sports section, Liz Clarke’s notes on the French Open, the major tennis tournament currently under way, include a report on the debut on the scene of the al-Jazeera Sports Channel. For the apparently clueless sports fan, Clarke suggested the notion that al-Jazeera has a bias is debatable: “The al-Jazeera satellite news channel, based in Qatar, has been criticized by some American officials for having what they say is an anti-American slant.”

In the Metro section, Vanessa Williams reports on how openly gay Republican D.C. Council member David Catania left the Grand Old Party yesterday, after a rather unsurprising turn. Since he pledged publicly that he is not supporting President Bush in the fall (and even pledged to campaign against him at one point) over the president’s endorsement of a Federal Marriage Amendment, the D.C. Republican Party decided not to certify him as a delegate to the Republican convention. Much hand-wringing follows about agonizing gay Republicans. That is news in old D.C. , but the Post has not done any reporting this month on the Democratic convention’s delegate selection, where 15 states and Puerto Rico are setting “numerical goals” for the number of openly gay delegates. In California, the target is 22 gay men and 22 lesbians, for example.

In the Weekend section, film critic Michael O’Sullivan’s review of the green disaster flick “The Day After Tomorrow” concludes “the film’s biggest joke comes when the vice president goes on national television to apologize for his advocacy of the rapacious depletion of the earth’s natural resources at the expense of our children’s future. Like that’ll ever happen. Not in my lifetime, pal.”

In the Style section, Mel Gibson/Passion-bashing film critic Ann Hornaday is much cheerier about the weekend’s Christianity-satirizing films, a reissue of Monty Python’s “Life of Brian” and the Jesus-freak-high-school movie “Saved!” She adores the line of the film’s cynical heroes when they see a Christian girl coming out of Planned Parenthood. There’s only one reason for that, one says. The other says: “Planting a pipe bomb?” Hornaday says the film “bears the unmistakeable stamp of authenticity, even at its most outrageous.”

Posted at 02:54 PM

WWII MEMORIAL [KJL]
Its website is worth looking at; included are links to teacher guides for parents and teachers.

Posted at 02:11 PM

BAD MOTIVES [Jonah Goldberg ]

The folks at Crooked Timber are having themselves a giggle fest over my alleged hypocrisy at criticizing Matt Yglesias for asserting bad motives on those he disagress with. I'm a hypocrite, they allege, because in my current London Times column I criticize those who are currently blaming "the Jews" for the problems in Iraq. It's behind a registration wall, but it borrows much from the syndicated column I wrote on Hollings and includes Gen. Zinni's new comments about pro-Israel neocons. Cited as proof of my hypocrisy is my lead:

"HERE we go again. It is time to blame the Jews. That seems to be this month’s explanation for the Iraq war. Obviously, this is hardly a new idea on either side of the Atlantic, particularly for readers of, say, The Guardian or Le Monde. But in America, the emphasis on the theory has reached almost French proportions."

Now it's probably unfortunate that the editors at the Times cut the sentence where I explictly said I don't think Zinni is anti-Semitic, but even so I don't say that Zinni is anti-Semitic and, as in my syndicated column, I say that Hollings is a buffoon, not a bigot. As for Matt Yglesias, I really do respect the guy but he is increasingly asserting bad motives without evidence these days, a point I made last week when he suggested my lack of an opinion on Achmed Chalabi was attributable to my desire to "come out on top in the end" and not to, say, my intellectual honesty or even my ignorance.

Even so, Crooked Timber's point is still just a hypocrisy charge and not a defense of Yglesias. Saying I'm a hypocrite for attacking motives while criticizing others who do the same doesn't excuse Yglesias for doing it and it doesn't rebut my charge either. It's a non-defense defense.


Posted at 02:06 PM

RE: CHALABI -- WHAT'S NOT TO LIKE? [John Derbyshire]
Sorry: we truncated the URL. Here's the link

Posted at 01:47 PM

GRINCH WATCH [Andrew Stuttaford]

“A hospital has banned McDonald's from sending staff to hand out free burgers and fries on a children's ward after parents complained.”

The sad thing about this was that it was some parents and one obnoxious-sounding grandmother who complained, smug, self-righteous zealots so wrapped up in their puritan indignation and scientific illiteracy that they would deny a sick child a small treat. They are the sort of ghastly, crabbed individuals who would have told the repentant Scrooge to send the Cratchits broccoli for that famous Christmas meal. It would have been so much better for them, you see, than turkey.

Pathetic.


Posted at 01:44 PM

THE PARTY OF BIG GOVERNMENT [Andrew Stuttaford]

Step forward the latest bone-headed big government Republicans. Their names? Mike DeWine (a senator, amazingly) and Tom Davis (a congressman, astonishingly). In alliance with Ted Kennedy and the appalling Henry Waxman, these know-nothings are promoting a bill to give the FDA authority over tobacco products. That’s a bad idea to start with, but, interestingly, the bill also includes specific provisions banning certain types of flavored cigarettes (strangely, no flavors manufactured by Philip Morris are prohibited…). The whys and wherefores of this latest piece of legislative excess are discussed by Jacob Sullum in an excellent piece on Reason’s website, but this treacle-flavored phrase oozing out of Davis should tell you all that you need to know (and, yes, you can guess what’s coming):

"This bill will help keep our children away from tobacco products and protect them from being targeted by the tobacco industry."

Ah, ‘the children’, the tiny, gap-toothed, tow-headed hallmark of worthless legislation everywhere.

Davis and DeWine should go and look for work somewhere more worthy of their talents. I believe that Burger King is hiring.

Those with a taste for the truly bizarre should also follow Sullum’s link to a remarkable assertion made last year by the hyperbolic National Center on Addiction and Substance Abuse: “Girls and young women who drink coffee are significantly likelier than girls and young women who do not to be smokers (23.2 percent vs. 5.1 percent) and drink alcohol (69.8 percent vs. 29.5 percent). Young women who drink coffee began smoking and drinking at earlier ages.”

That's probably true, but so what? Is there something about the difference between correlation and causation that those folks don’t understand?

Interestingly, Florida First Lady Columba Bush sits on CASA’s board. She, along with other people who should know better, makes a fool of herself by associating with such charlatans.


Posted at 01:40 PM

RE: GREEN'S DATA [Jonah Goldberg]

Interesting points from a reader:

I'd be inclined to take Green's state-level findings with a grain of salt.

Let's put it this way: 3,500 is a terrific sample size that allows you to confidently draw conclusions with a very low error -- for the sample as a whole. But let's say he divided (i.e., stratified) that sample across the 50 states. That would leave just 70 interviews per state. Then let's say he further stratified this by, say, the six religious segments mentioned in the article.* Prof. Green would then average only 12 people in each sub-sample.

So, he could then be 95% certain of the following:

That his overall voter preference estimate is accurate to within +/- 2 pct pts

That his religion-level voter preference estimate is accurate to within +/- 4 pct pts

That his state-level voter preference estimate is accurate to within +/- 12 pct pts

That his state-level AND religion-level voter preference estimate is accurate to within +/- 28 pct pts

In other words, Professor Green can very credibly say “Kerry beats Bush” overall among the survey respondents (I’d hope he screened for likely voters). But he’s skating on thin ice when he says, “Kerry is beating Bush among Centrist Catholics 45 percent to 41 percent,” since it’s statistically a wash. And he’s really, really out on a limb making any claim whatsoever about, say, white evangelicals in Missouri.

Now, he would probably respond to this in two ways:

1. That he is making statistical claims for the religion sub groups only, and drawing statewide conclusions based on their known representation in the state. This would assume that religious affiliation is the only thing that drives voting behavior, not geography... and that’s a stretch.
2. That he didn’t divide all 50 states equally, and instead gave more weight to states with larger populations. This strengthens the results for California, but makes the sample sizes for states like Iowa even smaller. Unless he had the foresight to disproportionately weight the sample sizes of the contested states, which I doubt.


My overall point: Professor Green’s study certainly raises questions for Rove and company about their strategy. But let’s not get carried away with the statistics just yet.


Posted at 01:35 PM

NARRATIVES [Andrew Stuttaford]

Interesting article in the Daily Telegraph by Charles Moore looking at the basis of the (hopelessly biased) perspective that has colored many Brits’ view of America for decades, at least among the chattering classes, and on how it works today:

“Today, we are presented with a similar narrative - so powerful that I find that 90 per cent of people here believe it, even those who think of themselves as conservative. The narrative is that America is bullying and naive about the outside world. It is very keen on killing people. George W Bush is taken to embody these characteristics, since he wears cowboy boots and is inarticulate and prays a lot. (Fine for Muslims to pray, not for Christians.)

“There are good Americans who, again, come from the north-east and never talk about religion. You can tell they are good because they are not "unilateralist". Senator John Kerry, the Democratic presidential nominee, is, ex officio, a good American. But the bad Americans, with guns and money and a white God, are in charge. To show the strength of the narrative, take two stories out of Iraq.

“Suppose that the reports accusing UN officials of corruption in the oil-for-food programme had been made against America. Suppose that it was Halliburton, the company for whom Vice-President Dick Cheney once worked, which had taken 10 per cent off the oil-for-food contracts. Suppose that America were accused of the sort of behaviour that has been alleged, on the basis of Iraqi official documents, against France and Russia. I think we would have heard of little else. As it is, though, the oil-for-food story has somehow drifted away in a muddle about who's going to run the next bit of the investigation.”

Too true.


Posted at 01:23 PM

PAT TILLMAN WAS PROBABLY KILLED BY FRIENDLY FIRE [KJL]

Posted at 01:21 PM

INTERESTING DATA [Jonah Goldberg ]
From Ryan Lizza at TNR. BTW, I'll be on Inside Politics with him tomorrow.

Posted at 10:47 AM

BAM! [Jonah Goldberg]
First post of the day!

Posted at 07:51 AM

Friday, May 28, 2004

POLLY MATH [Andrew Stuttaford]

Over in the UK, Polly Toynbee is a prominent left-wing columnist whose columns are normally good for hours of harmless merriment. Here she is on the obesity ‘epidemic’:

”The inequality/obesity link is mirrored internationally. America has by far the most unequal society and by far the fattest. Britain and Australia come next. Europe is better and the Scandinavian countries best of all. No doubt there are also social policy reasons for this: the best social democracies pick up family problems earliest and offer most support, putting people back on their feet, preventing social exclusion. But the narrower the status and income gap between high and low, the narrower the waistbands.”

Oh really? Blogger Scott Burgess, ahem, weighs in and concludes as follows:”Unfortunately, no statistics are available as to the obesity rate in Belarus, which leads the world in income equality, and therefore represents Polly Toynbee's vision of heaven on earth. Polly is correct about one thing, though. As she puts it: "This obesity debate is full of humbug and denial."“ I couldn't have said it any better.”

Ha ha ha.


Posted at 07:23 PM

DOWNSIDE OF MODERN LIFE [John Derbyshire]
Look, you know how I hate to grumble, but...

In the mail today I got a wee (actually, quarto-size) booklet (actually, book) from my life insurance company (the Hartford). Title: "Stag Variable Life Insurance Products -- Underlying Funds." The introductory page begins: "Dear Policyowner---The enclosed updated funds prospectuses contain important informationa bout the many investment choices within your variable life insurance polcy..."

There follow 400 pages packed with small-font text, graphs, bar charts, and tables.

I'm willing to believe that this stuff is "important." Probably, if I gave over a couple of weeks to studying it, I could improve my prospects of having some decent retirement income. But who on earth's got the time? Or expertise -- I only recently figured out the difference between a stock and a bond.

I've always tried to do my best with stashing stuff away for retirement/kids' college/etc. (While, being a natural pessimist, always nursing the dark suspicion that it will all disappear in some financial catastrophe, or be stolen off me by the government somehow.) I'm not going to read 400 pages of financial crap, though. Any Hartford directors among the NRO readership? Will you please stop sending me this stuff?

Posted at 07:18 PM

CHALABI--WHAT'S NOT TO LIKE [John Derbyshire]

Posted at 07:15 PM

CONVEXITY IN POLITICS [John Derbyshire]
"Mr. Derbyshire---I have been pushing (among my peers) the following constitutional amendment.

"'Each state must choose its congressional districts to have the following properties: 1) Each congressional district has the same population, and 2) The points lying on straight line between any two points in the district must, if in the state, also be in that district.'

"The upshot is that congressional districts must either be convex sets, or if not convex, then the non-convexity is due to the non-convexity of the state itself. It is easy to prove that there always exists a way to do this if things are sufficiently smooth.

"Let F be a measure mapping subsets of the state to R. (By smooth, I mean assume that sets with zero area have zero F-measure.) Next, take a north-south line, and starting from the western border, move it eastward until the F-measure of the area west of the line is P/N, where P is the population of the state and N is the number of districts. Then, starting from here, do this N-2 more times.

"But this will never get adopted. In whose interest is it to push this?"

Well, it seems to me it is in the national interest, Sir. But then, so is the flat tax, nuclear power, immigration enforcement,...

Posted at 07:12 PM

PC MYSTERIES [John Derbyshire]
Now here's a thing. I am anti-PC, of course; but until a few months ago, I was pretty sure I knew it when I saw it. This is a useful thing to know in my line of work, as when I feel vituperative, I can deliberately violate PC codes and scandalize all the PC-niks thereby -- which is a fun thing to do when you feel bored.

Recently, though, PC seems to have drifted off over the horizon. I now outrage the PC-niks quite inadvertently, saying things which seem to me utterly innocuous. I blogged about this a few weeks ago in The Corner, in relation to a trip I made to U.Mich. Prior to going, an NRO reader there informed me that one of the graduate students in the department I was scheduled to address had found my website, read some of my columns, and taken mighty offense. This grad student had printed off the offending columns and pinned them to the department bulletin board to spread the outrage. Well, I had a few quiet guesses as to which columns had scandalized him, and went off to U.Mich. Sure enough, there was my stuff on the board... but none of my guesses panned out. The things that had outraged the guy were harmless stuff like this.

At this point I knew I had lost touch somehow. I didn't even know what was PC any more.

Another illustration of this alarming state of affairs turned up today. A blogger called Noam Alaska posted the following on his site, then helpfully sent it on to me (thanks, guy!):

"In Defense of Ann Coulter

"Perhaps my headline may be a bit of an overstatement. However, let me say this. Back in September 2001, the National Review fired Ann Coulter after she suggest that airline security pay particular attention to 'suspicious-looking swarthy males.'

"And yet, week after week, they continue to publish the hateful ravings of the repugnant John Derbyshire. Here is a tidbit from his latest missive:

"'For myself, I am serenely optimistic about the war. I think we did the right thing taking down Saddam, I think we should do more of this kind of thing, and I believe we shall get out of Iraq in a way that leaves the American public satisfied as to our national honor. As to what the Arabs think about us: Try as I might (and I confess I haven't tried very hard) I can't summon up an ounce of interest in what the Arabs think about us. Nor the Bushmen of the Kalahari, neither. Though I think the Arabs should be considerably worried as to what we think about them.'

"This kind of thing has become almost trademark Derbyshire trash talk, but he continues to receive paychecks from his employer.

"Why the Coulter/Derbyshire double standard? I'm assuming it's because Coulter is something of a superstar in right-wing circles, so when she says outrageous things, people pay attention. However, because 'the Derb' works in relative obscurity in a conservative backwater, there is no pressure from outside to hand him his walking papers."

Now of course this guy is entitled to his opinion. But what is it? That I am "hateful" and "repugnant"? Fair enough; but what is it in the extract he quoted that makes him think so? Just read through the extract again (from "For myself..." to "...think about them.") What is there in that passage to excite such wrath? I am honestly baffled.

The only thing I can think of is that this Baked Alaska dude thinks it is outrageous of me to compare Arabs with Bushmen. This (he thinks) is demeaning to Arabs, and thereby violates the multi-culti dogma. But wait a minute: if that's what got his goat, isn't he being demeaning to the Bushmen of the Kalahari? And doesn't that violate multi-culti dogma?

No, I just don't get it. These people have gone into orbit somehow. Please don't bother offering suggested explanations, though. I care about the thing just enough to finish this posting. In fact, come to think of it, I'm not even sure I care that m.......

Posted at 07:10 PM

RE: MORE SBC FALLOUT [Rod Dreher]
I thought I should point out that the helpful SBC executive who initially contacted me wrote again after this morning's Corner post saying he would personally dispatch a truck to my house to fix the problem if I would stick by SBC DSL. I told him (sincerely) that he'd been a prince about this, but if after all he'd done through personal intervention I still wasn't getting service, that SBC DSL was not a company I had faith in any longer. A Cornerite wrote to say that this public exposure might have done SBC DSL a favor:

I wanted to congragulate you on speaking with your feet by going with the cable modem. As a manager in a software company, sometimes it takes people like you to make us aware of the problems. The fact that the executive called you personally with the full intention of fixing your problem through "excecutive will", and the fact that the problem has not been solved, should be a kick in the teeth. Often times this type of thing causes sweeping "Jack Welchian" changes. I have personally seen them triggered by relatively minor customer service issues.

Tune in next week to see me warn you all off of The Dish Network. We cancelled it when we left the house we were renting to move into our new place. My wife called before we moved to ask what equipment we needed to return to them. They said nothing about some doohickey on the roof dish. Now that we've left the house, they're telling us that if we don't climb onto the roof and retrieve the thing, they'll charge our credit card and sic a collection agency on us. Rudest customer service people we've ever dealt with. My wife asked the guy who told her she should have read the fine print in the contract, "What if I was elderly or disabled?" Tough, he said. Oh, y'all, I'm just getting started on these pirates!

Posted at 07:05 PM

BOO, HISS [Jonah Goldberg ]

Matt Yglesias employs an odd new version of argument ad Hitlerum in a column for the advocacy group the Center for American Progress titled "The Return of the 'Stab in the Back.'" He says the critics of the press's one-sided coverage of American setbacks in Iraq are laying the groundwork for "a new version of the 'stab in the back' myth that helped destroy Weimar Germany":

No matter how far south things go in Iraq, the blame will be laid not at the feet of the president who initiated and conducted the war, but rather on those who had the temerity to note that it wasn't working. Rather than the critics having been proven right, or so the story goes, the critics are to blame for the failure of the very policy they were criticizing. It's an ugly tactic, and as you go down the journalistic food chain, it grows uglier still.

Talk about ugly tactics. Who, exactly, employed the "stabbed in the back" theory to such success? Hmmm, let's see. Oh, I know: The Nazis. Hitler rose to power through his harrangues against the "Traitors of 1918" who denied Germany its rightful victory. He was more closely associated with this peerspective in the 1920s than he was any other, including perhaps anti-Semitism. But Yglesias certainly knows this, why else draw the analogy? And in order to make his ludicrous analogy work he needs to flesh out a few more similarities. So, in that spirit, he conjures a bizarre and unfair suggestion that media critics like Glenn Reynolds (aka Instapundit) will unleash their Brownshirts and foment mob violence against the new Traitors of 2004 if they don't support this great patriotic war. Reynolds ably defends himself here. Obviously the comparison is sloppy history at best and atypically cheap shot at worst. Hitler wasn't scapegoating the press, not even the "Jew-run press." He was blaming the men who signed onto a bad peace deal and ended the war without honor. He was certainly right that it was a bad peace deal, if for no other reason than it created the conditions for his rise to power. But that's all too complicated and inconvenient for Yglesias' shoddy analogy.

Yglesias offers some other strange points in his essay, including his suggestion that it was the press' excess of patriotic fervor which drove the faulty coverage leading up to the war. But it's his -- granted, novel -- invocation of the "our enemies are Nazis" nonsense that is so disappointing and perhaps revealing. At least the Vietnam analogy, so flawed in so many ways, would be far more apt here. Yes, many of us are blaming the media for a host of transgressions. But we are not plotting a Nazi coup and Yglesias would improve his arguments if he stopped his recent habit of increasingly asserting bad motives on anyone he disagrees with.



Posted at 06:38 PM

CANNNNNN YOUUUUUUUU DIIIIIIIGGGGGGG IIITTTTTTTTTTTT?????? [Jonah Goldberg ]

Sorry: JunkYardBlog's new Gore remix has a serious Warriors soundtrack feel to it and I got nostalgic for Cyrus' speech.


Posted at 03:55 PM

MEMORIAL DAY [Jonah Goldberg ]
The Donovan (one of my military guys) has his Memorial Day weekend post up.

Posted at 03:49 PM

ALTER'S "AGAIN" [Jonah Goldberg ]

Alter writes: "Someday, when Iraq is peaceful again (and that day will come), tourists will want to see the square where the Saddam statue toppled, the spider hole he hid in and, of course, Abu Ghraib Prison."

Isn't this a lovely encapsulation of the "give peace a chance" crowd's definition of "peace"? When does Alter think Iraq was peaceful? When the hundreds of thousands of Saddam's victims weren't on TV and so therefore weren't being killed?


Posted at 03:36 PM

DRUM FOLLOW-UP [Jonah Goldberg]

Just to be clear (as numerous readers have noted), the relevant "supposed consequence" of the Madrid bombing, from Bin Laden's perspective, wasn't the reshuffling of partisan chairs within the Spanish government, it was the reshuffling of Spanish troops out of Iraq and out of the coalition. This is what prompted Bin Laden to offer Europe a truce if it broke from America. And this is why Ashcroft noted the need to protect both the Democratic and Republican conventions.


Posted at 03:16 PM

"I'LL MAKE IT OFFICIAL..." [Jonah Goldberg]

From a reader:

I am black, and I found Rivers' article both insulting and head-swimmingly stupid. I presume he was a slave for all those years he played for the Broncos because he was expected to actually suit up and play.

This is especially depressing because Rivers' father served in the Air Force. Was his dad a slave too? Sheesh!


Posted at 03:05 PM

CONCAVITY INDEX [John Derbyshire]
Incidentally, there is actually a mathematical theory of convexity. Prof. C.A. Rogers, one of my teachers at University College, London, was an authority on it. It doesn't seem to be well represented on the web -- I can't find a neat summary. If you want to try for yourself, good additional Google arguments are "steiner symmetrization" and "isoperimetric inequality".

I have often wondered whether this branch of math might have some application in politics. We read a lot about the convoluted electoral districts produced by computer-selecting precincts to make every congressional seat a safe one. Perhaps that kind of thing could be stopped if some convexity requirement was placed on the shape of congressional districts...

Posted at 02:38 PM

AMNESTY [Andrew Stuttaford]

Amnesty International is not a bad organization, it really isn’t, but this is just dumb:

“Earlier this week, Irene Khan, Amnesty International's secretary-general, said of America: "Not since the Universal Declaration of Human Rights was adopted in 1948 has there been such a sustained attack on its values and principles."

Oh no?

Well, the Daily Telegraph has a question for Ms Khan:

”Erm, what about the Russian gulag, Pol Pot's Cambodia, the Great Leap Forward and mass starvation in China, the Hutu slaughter of Tutsis in Rwanda, Ne Win's Burma, North Korea under the Kims, the Argentinian disappearances, French colonialism in Algeria, Robert Mugabe's Zimbabwe, Idi Amin's Uganda, Jean-Bedel Bokassa's Central African Republic, Slobodan Milosevic's quest for Greater Serbia. We could go on.”


Posted at 02:27 PM

ANOTHER VIEW OF OUR ARMED FORCES [John Derbyshire]

Posted at 02:18 PM

MILKING IT [Andrew Stuttaford]

I’ve always suspected that the fact that kids these days (“kids these days”, have I really just written that?) drink so much soda and so little milk is partly a legacy of the half-understood fat scares of two decades or so ago. Milk ceased to be quite so much ‘the’ childhood drink as parents began to ask themselves whether cow juice was, you know, sort of dangerous. Well, a recent fatwa from the health mullahs (sorry, Josh!) over at the Center for ‘Science’ in the Public Interest is just the sort of nonsense that will perpetuate those attitudes. They are trying to drive 2% or whole milk, the milk that kids actually, well, like out of schools. CSPI’s press release is here and, unsurprisingly, it comes with a junk statistic or two:

“A girl who drinks one cup of 1% milk instead of 2% milk each school day would cut 47,000 calories and 11 pounds of fat from her diet during her 13 years in school…”

Leaving aside the fact that calories are not really ‘cumulative’ in that way, let’s do the math. 47,000 calories over 13 years is 47,000 calories over 4,745 days. In other words, less than ten calories a day.

Oh, the horror.

Via blogger Sasha Castel.


Posted at 01:32 PM

THE DANGER OF BAD ANALOGIES [Jonah Goldberg]

From a reader:

Mr. Rivers should realize that analogies can work in reverse. My son just got out of the Marines. Given the amount of partying, drinking, chasing women, and such that he and his fellow Marines were doing during their free time, I guess that means that the lives of slaves on southern plantations must have been a lot of fun -- hard work for the master during the day, partying all night.

The column is so remarkably stupid, I don't know why you should bother putting together a rational argument against it.


Posted at 01:29 PM

CAUGHT [Jonah Goldberg ]
Two suspects have been apprehended in the horrible child-murders in Baltimore.

Posted at 01:27 PM

POLITICS AND TERRORISM [Jonah Goldberg]

From a reader:


If I read Drum correctly, it's wrong for a politician to note that the preferred outcomes of terrorists may align with the political interests of one side of the aisle.

Funny.

I kinda remember a certain politician who suggested that the Oklahoma City Bombing was attributable to talk radio hosts like Rush Limbaugh and other "purveyors of hatred and division."

Of course, I never expect to hear Drum denounce such utterly baseless and blantantly self-serving remarks of Bill Clinton.


Posted at 01:21 PM

DEFINING SLAVERY DOWN [Jonah Goldberg ]

American soldiers are slaves, according to one of the dumbest columns I've read in years:

Our military is one of the last bastions of slavery in the United States. At the moment, our slaves are stuck in a combat zone, getting killed and maimed, and there's nothing they can do about it except hunker down and pray.

Yes, our slaves signed up of their own free will, but most of them were as misled about their job as the rest of us were about weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.

And I don't think "slave" is too strong a word to describe someone who is not permitted to quit his job no matter how dangerous it becomes or how much he hates it. For most of us, the 13th Amendment abolished slavery and guaranteed that we have the right to withhold our labor. It doesn't protect soldiers.

Me Unless I'm in the dark about why this isn't moronic, I'll just let it speak for itself. But if for some reason people think this guy's onto something we can have a nice long conversation in here about why joining the army of your own free will in order to serve your country in exchange for A) money B) education C) experience D) training E) a lifetime of benefits and the respect of your country is ever-so-slightly different than slavery.

Indeed, blacks should be deeply offended by this nonsense since it erodes the moral horror that actual slavery is in the same way that PETA's comparison of factory farming to the Holocaust is offensive. And, obviously, veterans and soldiers alike should be upset because it suggests they are nothing more than buffoons. Shame on Reggie Rivers and shame on the Denver Post.


Posted at 01:15 PM

I BET MOORE'S LYING [Jonah Goldberg ]
Occam's razor, my friends, the simplest explanation is usually the best.

Posted at 12:43 PM

OLYMPIC HORROR [Andrew Stuttaford]

The Olympic Games have always brought out the worst in politicians. Just ask Adolf. Now here’s Britain’s ‘Culture’ minister (why is there such a person?) attacking those Brits (the majority, apparently) who are, quite rightly, horrified at the prospect of the whole ghastly spectacle showing up in London in 2012.

“Whingeing pessimism and hostility will not stop our campaign but it will hand votes to the cities against which we are competing. It is whingers who will weaken our national will. At this moment, optimism, self-confidence and ambition is what we need. Let that win, not the whingers.”

“National will”?

Blimey.

While we’re on the topic, here’s hoping that New York doesn’t “win” either. Send ‘em to Paris.


Posted at 12:36 PM

THE SBC DSL FINALE [Rod Dreher]
Thanks to all the Corner readers -- there must have been 60 of you -- who wrote to me about my problems with SBC's DSL service, which has been given me fits owing to the company's incompetence. So very many of you wrote with the same horror story, saying that the company took forever to get the service installed, broke promises, charged you for services you didn't order, and so forth. Some tech types wrote to say forget DSL, which is a hopelessly flawed technology, and go to cable modem. I said I didn't want to do that because cable modem service was too expensive. And a very kind SBC executive contacted me personally and promised to get his people working on my situation.

Yesterday we got a message at our house saying that the DSL service was up, and we should sign on. Last night, I tried that. Six times the service rejected my password, which I typed in slowly and meticulously. So I called up tech support, and after spending some time on the phone with him, heard him say, "Sir, our computers say your service won't be active until 6/02." I would have hit the roof, if I had anything left in me with which to fight SBC. This morning, I got another phone message while I was logged on with dial-up, with another unfailingly polite SBC executive reminding me that the service was on and urging me to log in. So, once more into the breach ... and my password was denied.

Comcast is coming over Sunday to install the cable modem. As for SBC DSL, it's amazing to me that a company's internal workings can be so messed up that they can defeat even the good will of executives trying to make things right for a single customer. I don't know what's going on with those folks, but I want no part of it anymore.

Posted at 12:34 PM

TAKE A XANAX KEVIN [Jonah Goldberg]

Kevin Drum writes:

ASHCROFT ON AL-QAEDA....Gallimaufry catches this contemptible quote from John Ashcroft yesterday when he announced the possibility of an al-Qaeda attack in the United States this summer:

The Madrid railway bombings were perceived by Osama bin Laden and al Qaeda to have advanced their cause. Al Qaeda may perceive that a large-scale attack in the United States this summer or fall would lead to similar consequences.

The supposed "consequence" of the Madrid attack, of course, was a victory by the opposition party. So Ashcroft is rather unsubtly saying that al-Qaeda would consider a John Kerry victory to have "advanced their cause."

What a despicable worm. What a revolting, loathsome, toad.

ME: This is the sort of thing which really demonstrates how unhinged many liberals become on the subject of John Ashcroft. Maybe his statement could have been phrased better, though I think it's just fine as it is. But if I used a statement like that to justify calling Clinton "a revolting, loathsome, toad" I would be deluged with email from Drummian liberals calling me an irrational Clinton-hater too blinded by hatred to speak intelligently about the man.

Are we to believe that any mention of the Madrid bombings and their consequences are now out-of-bounds for the administration? If not, how would Drum rewrite the statement so as to preclude any such inference? If this statement elicits this silly "revolting toad" nonsense, surely even a more restrained mention of Madrid would still result in critics saying Ashcroft is implying the terrorists want Kerry to win.

Oh, and for the record: I know my wife didn't write Ashcroft's comments (she's his speechwriter) because she was in London with me when the press conference came on.


Posted at 12:20 PM

CASUALTY RATES [Jonah Goldberg]

From a reader:

To date there have been about 673 soldier fatalities (all coalition forces) from hostile action. Although there were about 300,000 coalition forces at the beginning of the war in Iraq, the number has averaged conservatively somewhere around 150,000 since. If you do the math, the fatality rate due to hostile action is less than 1/2 of 1%. I dare say, that had the Pentagon and George Bush guaranteed that rate to the New York Times in March 2003, reporters would have proclaimed them conquering heros and named their first born George. So why the disconnect in today's reporting?. Well, do I really need to ask.

Posted at 12:06 PM

LEDEEN ON CHALABI [Jonah Goldberg ]

It's because of pieces like this one that I never feel like I know enough to speak intelligently at length about Chalabi.


Posted at 12:03 PM

PRESS & POPULISM [Jonah Goldberg]

From a reader:

Dear Jonah:

Fox is popular because Fox is populist. Just so. I’m amazed that CNN et al don’t get it. In the not too distant past, some stuffed shirts at Columbia had a great money making idea: let’s pretend that journalism is a profession and that objectivity is both possible and preferable to good old fashioned reporting.

The results aren’t pretty. Mike Wallace pretends that he worships at the altar of objectivity when everyone knows that he’s famous because he’s fantastically rude. No one expects objectivity. I think we only want honesty, and of course a decent respect for the truth will generally lead a reporter toward some semblance of balance, but let’s drop the objectivity charade.

Fox sells because Fox is unabashedly American. We red state knuckle draggers like that. The New York Times, and much of the main stream media are struggling now because they believe their own bull shit. Ernie Pyle labored under no such foolishness. He got into the thick of things and told great stories about real Americans for real Americans. Can you imagine Maureen Dowd in camo?

The new media, especially the blogoshphere, represents a populist revolt. Poor Modo’s locked in her penthouse while the barbarians take to the streets. Let her eat Spam.


Posted at 11:36 AM

CATHOLICS AND "ROOT ROT" [Jonah Goldberg]

Interestingly several readers have made similar points already:

One of the more successful adult religious programs to come out of the School of Theology of the University of the South is "remedial Sunday School". I posit from the polls which claim that self-identified Roman Catholics display little familiarity with Church teachings that the Roman Catholic Sunday Schools have been about as effective as those of the Episcopal Church in teaching what the Church and Christianity are about. The Roman Catholic Missals I've seen are kind of light in the catechism department — are there even catechists left? Root rot.

Me Of course, I'm not throwing stones here as plenty of Jews have similar problems, including me.


Posted at 11:33 AM

NOT SHOCKING [Jonah Goldberg ]

More Americans would prefer to have a BBQ with George Bush than John Kerry. What is shocking is that 39% of Americans would want to grill-out with Kerry. I would have put the number much lower. Still, there's plenty of time for Kerry to introduce himself to the American people and get that number down into the single digits.


Posted at 11:14 AM

LIBERAL ROOTS CONT'D [Jonah Goldberg]

It figures that the liberal roots brouhaha I started would really get going while I was out of town. It looks like lots of folks have chimed in, some with very interesting arguments and objections. I can't spend the day wading through all of them -- just look at how long this one from Crooked Timber is. But I will try at some point soon to have a coherent response.

That said, there seem to be a few points people are confused about -- which is probably my fault. Of course, there is a philosophy called liberalism. Actually there are several. One of them -- the classical variety -- is one that most conservatives adhere to or at least admire. There is also a philosophy of the modern, or "progressive" sort, which includes Rawls and Dworkin and all those cats. I was not trying to say that there's no such thing as liberal philosophy so much as that "liberals" -- i.e. the folks who pound the pavement and write regularly in favor of "social change" or other treacle -- don't have much use for it. Moreover, I've found, they don't have much use for their own history as a philosophical tradition. And by use I mean use. They do not invoke their thinkers to justify their policy positions with much regularity or conviction. They invoke men and women of action. I still stand by that and nothing I've seen has really persuaded me otherwise.

A lot of smart liberal bloggers, however, have gone to their metaphorical book shelves to quote a bunch of Rawls to prove they know their stuff -- and many do. But, in all likelihood, they won't be mentioning him again for quite some time because -- again -- that's not how liberals debate today. The conspicuousness of the name-dropping, I think, helps demonstrate that point.

That said, I should also say I've been very impressed with the fluency a lot of these folks do have with their intellectual traditions (though invoking a bunch of living or very recently deceased philosophers really isn't the same as invoking a tradition). That said, all of this kind of reminds of when Nixon declared that it was obvious to him the world is overpopulated because wherever he went he saw huge crowds. Those who've responded most forcefully to my suggestion that liberals don't know their roots are the liberals who know their roots. But as lots of these folks concede with their nods to "grains" and "kernels" of truth in my argument, they are the exceptions. I meet with the editors of student newspapers and leaders of campus political groups pretty often and the differences between conservatives and liberals are simply too obvious.


Posted at 11:11 AM

INSTANT MESSAGE FROM THE MISSUS [Jonah Goldberg]

She writes:

Was making public my desire to adopt the oxblog kid necessary? Really?

Posted at 10:41 AM

RE: TED SHAW [Tim Graham]
Amen, Roger! This was a passage I found especially howling and Al Goresque:

"As a nation, we wage war on poor people in this country, not on poverty. In many ways we are a nation struggling to maintain our moral compass. Violence and dysfunction in poor black communities are under an especially glaring spotlight."

First, any honest media critic, liberal or conservative, would tell you that black troubles in the inner cities are absolutely not in "an especially glaring spotlight," at least not on television news.

But Shaw absolutely embodies the don't-blame-the-victim mentality that Cosby attacked by using that bunk about "we wage war on poor people in this country." Accuse most Americans of neglecting the poor in their busy lives? Fine. (I'd have to say I'm too often guilty of that.) But that also means they're too busy working and supporting their own families to "wage war" on them, either. It's not like middle-class people drive through poor neighborhoods, stealing their stuff, and trying to destroy their schools or their chances at steady employment. It's this kind of guilt-tripping ultraliberal hyperbole that Bill Clinton realized was ruining Democratic electoral hopes 12 years ago. Shaw sounds like he's still trapped in 1973.

Posted at 10:39 AM

RE: CASUALTY BLEG [John Derbyshire]
A reader whose powers of recollection are slightly less dim than mine: "If I recall the deal in Desert Storm was that since Saudi Arabia was dry far fewer traffic accidents occurred and this was the big factor driving the 'negative' casualty rate."

Posted at 10:28 AM

BEATING THE PRESS [Jonah Goldberg]

A reader responds to today's column:

Hi Jonah,


I’m a big fan. (as opposed to a little air conditioner J) I have a thought on your piece today:
[You wrote]
In 1987, for example, Peter Jennings and CBS's Mike Wallace explained on a PBS show that they wouldn't warn American troops they were about to be ambushed. When Wallace was asked if saving American lives might be a higher duty than getting 30 seconds of videotape, he snapped back: "No. You don't have a higher duty. No. No. You're a reporter!"

I wonder if you replaced “American troops” with “a group of journalists”, if they would have the same opinion. Also, if they would want a colleague to follow their advice if they were in that group.


Posted at 10:25 AM

OXBLOG [Jonah Goldberg ]

Jessica and I had drinks with Josh Chafetz of OxBlog fame. He's a very smart, very nice guy. My wife expected some 40 year old comic book guy from "The Simpsons" and for some reason I expected to meet a young Hasid or something. I don't where she got that impression, or I got mine, but it turns out he looks like a college sophomore (he's actually getting his PhD.) with good manners. My wife was deeply smitten, declaring "I would love to have a son like him!" -- which I'm sure will embarrass them both.



Posted at 10:23 AM

WHAT SOUR ECONOMY? [Tim Graham]
Strong economic growth? Strong job growth? Strong hike in disposable incomes? Don't look for that news to be highlighted on network TV. See MRC's latest "reality check" on how the only economic news worth obsessing about is gas prices -- even though overall inflation is low.

Posted at 10:21 AM

FRITZ AND JONAH [Tim Graham]
Great column by Jonah on Ernest Hollings pulling out the old Jim Moran card on the Iraq war -- the Jews made us do it -- and how it makes no sense. I can report that the networks (except for a few mentions on Fox) totally skipped it.

Posted at 10:19 AM

RE: CASUALTY BLEG [John Derbyshire]
A reader whose powers of recollection are slightly less dim than mine: "If I recall the deal in Desert Storm was that since Saudi Arabia was dry far fewer traffic accidents occurred and this was the big factor driving the 'negative' casualty rate."

Posted at 10:17 AM

LONDON POST-MORTEM IV [Jonah Goldberg]

Fourth, for reasons I can only assume are coincidental I saw more people with broken arms around London over a few days than I have in the preceding couple years. Is there a reason so many Brits are busting their wings?


Posted at 10:08 AM

LONDON POST-MORTEM III [Jonah Goldberg]

Third, apparently not only is thong underwear in -- it's out. Women -- many of whom would not be wearing thongs were I the bureaucrat in charge of such things -- seem to think that the world shuld know you're wearing such a garment, so they wear very low-cut jeans and hike the "waistbands" high so you get full view of their anal floss. We were having lunch at Fortnum and Mason -- a place where well-dressed grandmothers should take their granddaughters for proper tea or desert -- and we saw one young lady showing more plumber butt than a fat guy looking for a lost screw in the back of the dishwasher.

I'm no prude, and I understand the complaints from Brits that they can't be frozen in time for the entertainment of nostalgic Americans, but is it so unreasonable that to lament their mad rush to a cool Brittania defined by slattern-chic?


Posted at 10:07 AM

LONDON POST-MORTEM II [Jonah Goldberg]

Second, I think I'm going to do a longer piece on London, so I'll save some of my ammo, but I can't shake the feeling that England is at a crossroads between becoming a post-historical theme park (like Belgium) where people care about shopping, pretty-boy soccer players and, um, shopping and staying true to its traditional role as an engine of historical progress. Reading the papers, watching British news, talking to folks all gave me the sense that the Brits are weary of being special and making people angry and want to be a normal country where the rules of the vast continental college campus across the channel apply. That seems to me to be what's at stake with Britain's choice to join the EU.


Posted at 10:06 AM

LONDON POST-MORTEM I [Jonah Goldberg ]

First of all we had a grand trip, even though it was un-Godly expensive. Picture going to New York City with pesos. If we didn't have frequent-flier miles I'd still be doing dishes at some Indian restaurant.

Speaking of which, in response to many requests, I'll post a list of suggested restaurants in a little bit.


Posted at 10:06 AM

TED SHAW JUST DOESN’T GET IT [Roger Clegg]
Ted Shaw, director-counsel and new president of the NAACP Legal Defense and Educational Fund, had an op-ed in yesterday’s Washington Post, the point of which was … well, I’m not exactly sure what the point of it was. He doesn’t exactly disagree with Bill Cosby’s criticism of irresponsibility in the African-American community, but he’s very grudging about any agreement. He is, in particular, unhappy that “conservatives are applauding Bill Cosby for saying that the problems of the black community stem primarily from personal failures and moral shortcomings.” He himself responds to overwhelming problems in that community with regard to, for instance, crime by pretending that any criticism in that regard is somehow counterbalanced by isolated instances of police misconduct in the “war on drugs” (his scare quotes). He lauds “single mothers” who “work for low wages,” ignoring the fact that illegitimacy (seven out of ten blacks are born out of wedlock) is the greatest single problem among African Americans. He wants the U.S. to join “much of the world” and enforce “human rights protections against discrimination on the basis of economic status”--meaning what: that it should be illegal to refuse to sell to someone who can’t pay? The fact is that most of the problems facing African Americans today cannot be credibly blamed on white racism, and there is no way to solve them except by taking to heart the points made by Mr. Cosby. But many in the civil rights establishment, including Shaw, remain in denial about this fact.

Posted at 10:02 AM

CARTER'S BADNESS [John Derbyshire]
John,

Re: Carter's badness: I would say it blossoms from the sin of pride, which is especially deadly in the professionally humble.

Posted at 09:59 AM

ERRATA [John Derbyshire]
(With thanks to numerous readers.)

---Sault Ste. Marie is in Michigan (and also Ontario), not Minnesota.

---The Smashing Pumpkins album is named "Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness," not "1979." "1979" is a track on the second disk of this double album.

Posted at 09:57 AM

LEST WE FORGET [John Derbyshire]
Any time I write about Reagan or Thatcher, I get e-mails like these. I find them very moving. I post this one here, with identifying information removed to avoid giving embarrassment, just as a reminder of what was won in the 1980s. "Victory in the Cold War" is a nice phrase; here is the human reality. The writer is responding to my yesterday piece about 1979.

"John---Thank you so much for the beautiful article. I was only [age] then but my father spoke to me many times about 1979 and Reagan, Thatcher and the Pope. I grew up loving, admiring and worshiping these people. Thanks to them communism collapsed in eastern Europe and in my native country of Albania and I came in USA. May God bless these people and the USA."

I sent a brief e-mail to thank the writer. I mentioned the fact that Albania is beginning to get her act together. He responded with this:

"John---Yes it's true that Albania has began to do well specially after the catastrophic set back of the pyramid scheme and violence that follow it in 1997. There is a lot of corruption and most of the government officials and nouveau-riche are former communists. EU membership is possible but as a friend of mine who works for the EU in Brussels told me, it will take a decade or more. Hopefully Albania will be a NATO member sooner than that. On a personal note, my family suffered immensely from communism and we always dreamed of coming to America ... I came here in [early 1990s], went to college and love this country so much for all it did for us during communism and the opportunity it gave me here. Perhaps I am one of the few that still believe the Vietnam War was right and those soldiers died for a noble cause. I consider them my heroes because indirectly they died for me and my family in the war against communism..."

But while we congratulate ourselves -- justly -- on what was achieved, let's spare a thought for the millions of poor souls still suffering under Leninism in Cuba and North Korea, in Vietnam and Laos, in China, Tibet and Eastern Turkestan.

Posted at 09:49 AM

HE'S BAAACK [KJL]
Thank goodness. Rich tried with the Kerry workout, but we're in need of the G-Man's special touch.

Posted at 09:19 AM

THE WAY WE SPEAK NOW [John Derbyshire]
Here is a story for our times -- a true one.

My wife has a friend, an immigrant from China, a capable and industrious woman whose English is less than fluent (though a darn sight better than my Chinese). This woman has a daughter the same age as ours (11). The daughter is a very bright kid, straight 'A's at school, spends spare time in the library, plays two musical instruments... the whole "model minority" thing.

Well, the lady got a flier from the school district about a free summer camp program. After reading it as well as she could, she signed up the daughter for it, listing my wife as a back-up contact.

My wife got a call from the school district.

"Mrs Derbyshire, I'm not sure your friend understands the nature of this camp program. Perhaps you could explain to her."

"Oh? I'm not sure what you mean."

"Well, this program is for special kids."

"Oh! Retarded, you mean?"

"No, no. Kids with... *issues*."

"I'm afraid I don't quite..."

"These kids are all from the projects, you see."

"Projects?"

"Disadvantaged kids. With special needs."

"I'm not sure..."

"Your friend's daughter would really be out of place there."

"But why....?"

"The camp program is run by the police department..."

[At around this point, the penny dropped. Our friend's daughter will not be attending the camp.]

Posted at 09:17 AM

THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW [Steve Hayward]
The Day After Tomorrow opens in theaters today, and Al Gore can hardly wait. The reviewers can, however. You can read my thoughts on the movie here. My summary point may be enough: "The Day After Tomorrow is to serious climate science what Hogan’s Heroes was to serious depiction of prison camp life in World War II."

Other reviewers are finding the movie just as comical. The Washington Post this morning says of the film’s director Roland Emmerich, "He’s never made a movie you could believe and he still hasn’t." And the Wall Street Journal’s indispensible Joe Morgenstern says "the movie comes to feel like a giant TV tuned to the Weather Channel on Groundhog Day. . . Seldom has grandeur struggled so mightily, and fruitlessly, with rampant goofiness."

The final delight of this film is that it is backed by Rupert Murdoch’s Fox. Which means that Murdoch, the bogeyman of the Left, will be laughing all the way to the bank on the paranoia of the greens. I’m taunting environmentalists that there is no disinformation in the film that can’t be dispelled on Fox News in the coming weeks, and I thank them for cross-subsidizing Brit Hume.

Posted at 08:35 AM

HOW DARE HE? [Jonah Goldberg ]

Boston Herald opens a can of whup-ass on Al Gore. Here's the kicker:

Gore even had the audacity to defend the perpetrators of the prison abuse - by name - while denouncing President Bush [related, bio] for ``humiliating'' our nation. How dare he. How dare a former vice president of the United States go beyond disagreeing with the current president's policies - a right of anyone in this free country - and denounce Bush as ``incompetent.'' How dare Gore say that Americans have an ``innate vulnerability to temptation... to use power to abuse others.'' And that our own ``internal system of checks and balances cannot be relied upon'' to curb such abuse. And this man - who apparently has so much disdain for the nature of the American people - wanted to be elected to lead it? It is Gore who has brought dishonor to his party and to his party's nominee. The real disgrace is that this repugnant human being once held the second highest office in this great land.

Posted at 07:05 AM

I'M BAAACK [Jonah Goldberg]
Digging out and such this AM (also gotta do CNN @ 8:30ish). But I'll be hanging out around here.

Posted at 06:42 AM

Thursday, May 27, 2004

"JUSTICE" IN ZIMBABWE [Dave Kopel]
According to ZWNews, the Mugabe regime in Zimbabwe has filed murder charges against a white farmer who apparently shot one person in an armed mob of people who had invaded his land. The Mugabe regime has been disarming potential victims of government violence (including white farmers), and has been stealing land to give to thuggish young gangsters who support the tyrant in exchange for impunity to rape, rob, murder, and pillage the rest of the population.

Posted at 10:13 PM

LISTEN [Dave Kopel]
Here's what I talked about yesterday. In the evening, I gave a tribute to Harry Truman at the Boulder County Democrats annual Truman Dinner. Before that, I appeared on WBUR's national program "On Point," where Jim Hightower and I debated the influence of Michael Moore. Our discussion begins at 17:30 into the show, following an interview with Frank Rich.

Posted at 10:08 PM

RE: A READER WHO LOVES JIMMY CARTER [Peter Robinson]
In asserting that Jimmy Carter had "NOTHING to with the high rate of inflation," Derb, your reader is badly mistaken. From How Ronald Reagan Changed My Life, p. 52:
"After pursuing a restrictive monetary policy early in 1980, Volcker [Carter's Fed chairman]...reversed himself in the spring, engaging in one of th emost rapid expansions of the money supply since World War II--an expansion that would timulate the economy in time for the presidential election that autumn. 'Volcker was playing games,' says Milton Friedman, whose classic Monetary History of the United States remains the authoritative text in the field. 'He was trying to re-elect Carter."
The inflation that came to characterize the Seventies did indeed begin under Nixon--Milton Friedman had a falling out with his old friend and mentor, Arthur Burns, when Burns, as Nixon's Fed chairman, inflated the money supply to help Nixon's re-election bid in 1972. But what Carter and Volcker did as the decade drew to a close was take a bad inflationary situation and make it, on balance, even worse.

Posted at 09:11 PM

IRAQI CASUALTIES, CORRECTED [Peter Robinson ]
UNICEF’s estimate that before the war 36,000 Iraqis died each year for want of food and medicine, one reader notes, fails to take into account the hundreds, and perhaps thousands, whom Saddam killed intentionally.

A second reader notes that on “Iraq Body Count,” the site that purports to estimate the number of Iraqi civilians who have suffered untimely deaths in the 14 months since the war began, the casualty figures are thoroughly suspect. As the reader explains:
[Iraq Body Count’s] claim: "[c]asualty figures are derived solely from a comprehensive survey of online media reports. Where these sources report differing figures, the range (a minimum and a maximum) are given. All results are independently reviewed and error-checked by at least three members of the Iraq Body Count project team before publication."

Stating that "[t]he project relies on the professional rigour of the approved reporting agencies," they assume "that any agency that has attained a respected international status operates its own rigorous checks before publishing items (including, where possible, eye-witness and confidential sources)."

Sounds OK so far. However, the "approved reporting agencies" include al-Jazeera and Commondreams.org….They do not provide hyperlinks to their sources, but during the invasion I had "googled" their then-largest Iraq civilian casualty figures, 30 in Babel and 50-77 in Basra on March 23, 2003, based on the name of the sources that they provided. In these cases, every one of the casualty numbers they used to set their minima and maxima was reported by the news agencies as an unverified claim of the Iraqi regime….In other words, 2-3 media sources report an unsubstantiated claim, almost always noting that the claim is uncorroborated. "Iraq Body Count" then takes the claimed numbers, ignoring the sources' own caveats, and deems these numbers reliable for setting the casualty range….The system seems deliberately designed to inflate civilian casualties.
Using the estimates from UNICEF and Iraq Body Count in my posting earlier today, I implied that the war in Iraq had saved the lives of some 25,000 Iraqi civilians. I stand corrected. The number is almost certainly higher.

To paraphrase Al Gore, how dare George Bush—how dare he—use the men and women of our armed forces to…save so many lives.

Posted at 08:22 PM

MORE OF THOSE INCOMPREHENSIBLE READER E-MAILS [John Derbyshire]
"Derb---Whatever else might be said about Jimmy Carter, certainly it is true that he couldn't find his wazoo with both hands and a gazeteer."

Posted at 07:56 PM

A READER WHO LOVES JIMMY CARTER [John Derbyshire]
"Hello---I enjoy reading your column, but in today's piece you wrote: 'Tell it, preacher! But Carter's own faults - his naivety, feebleness of will, and obsession with detail - contributed much to the malaise he complained of. The year closed with an annual inflation rate of 11.3 percent, the highest in 30 years.' The fact is Jimmy Carter had NOTHING to do with the high rate of inflation in the late 1970's. In fact, the problem(s) with inflation in the USA had more to do with the ending of Nixon's wage and price freeze in the 70's coupled with the huge hike in oil prices the middle of the decade.

"Jimmy Carter is a better man than Reagan, Bush 1, Bush 2 and any other Republican will ever be. Except for the last great GOP president, Abraham Lincoln."

And not even a word for Calvin Coolidge!

Posted at 07:54 PM

SMASHING PUMPKINS GOT THERE FIRST [John Derbyshire]
A reader: "Derb---Have any readers pointed out that mid-90s-it-band The Smashing Pumpkins is in agreement with your sentiment vis-a-vis 1979? The band had a hit album in 1995 and 1996 called '1979', and the title track became a hit. The lyrics, nonsensical though they may seem, hint at the songwriter's melancholy during the period:

"Shakedown 1979, cool kids never have the time
On a live wire right up off the street
You and I should meet
June bug skipping like a stone
With the headlights pointed at the dawn
We were sure we'd never see an end to it all..."

Wow. I gotta listen to more pop music for column ideas.

Posted at 05:49 PM

RE: 1979 [John Derbyshire]
I don't understand this reader's point at all: "Derb---Move your gazeteer slightly to the side, and you'll find your wazoo."

Posted at 05:36 PM

CASUALTY BLEG [John Derbyshire]
Peter:

If I read those numbers aright, it is possible -- in fact probable -- that the Iraqi casualty count for the war is negative -- i.e. that less Iraqis died unnatural deaths during, and as a result of, the war, than would have otherwise.

I recall reading a few years ago somewhere that U.S. military caualties in Gulf War 1 were likewise negative -- i.e. that the military actually suffered fewer casualties than they would normally have done in a similar peacetime period via training accidents, traffic accidents, etc. The writer put it down to enhanced discipline and alertness in the combat theater. If anyone can remind me where I read that, or re-create the numbers (or authoritatively debunk them), I'd be obliged.

Posted at 05:30 PM

ONE LAST CARTERISM FOR DERB [Steve Hayward]
There is one thing Carter is undoubtedly qualified to do: Help Derb build his tree house. I hear Jimmy is pretty good with a hammer.

Posted at 05:28 PM

AL GORE IS A WEIRD MAN [KJL]
Rick Brookhiser from NR, c. 1999.

Posted at 05:27 PM

CARTER’S QUALIFICATIONS [Steve Hayward]
Derb is narrowly right only in the sense that Carter met the constitutional "qualifications" to be Prez, but using the term this way is essentially meaningless, since that "qualifies," what, 200 million Americans? By the common-sense understanding most citizens use, he was only thinly qualified. His own mother had the right insight about him: When Jimmy, then finishing his term as governor, told his family that he was going to run for President, she said, "President of what?" A prominent Atlanta businessman who was invited to have lunch with Governor Carter to discuss his presidential campaign assumed that Carter meant to run for the presidency of the Atlanta Chamber of Commerce. He was better qualified for that.

Posted at 05:25 PM

RE: 1979 [John Derbyshire]
Where, by the way, is the Wazoo? I can't find it in my gazeteer.

Posted at 05:23 PM

FEDERALISM ISN'T CHAOS [Jonathan H. Adler]
Setting aside (for the moment) the legal issues in the Oregon doctor-assisted suicide case, I find it hard to take seriously Wesley Smith's argument that allowing states to set their own policies on doctor-assisted suicide could produce "chaos." There are lots of areas in which individuals or companies operate in multiple states with conflicting policies -- from real estate and taxes to gambling and alcohol -- and this hardly creates a problem. Different states have different rules regarding alcohol importation and sale. We may not like the policies adopted in some states, but the lack of a "national alcohol policy" hardly creates a crisis.

Posted at 04:50 PM

RE: 1979 [John Derbyshire]
Incidentally, here's a thought of my own about my previous reader's post about Jimmy Carter being "unqualified" to be president.

It's not a profession, with an accrediting exam to pass. The only "qualification" to be president, far as I know (other than the native-born & age things) is winning the electoral college vote. So Jimmy Carter was just as "qualified" to be president as any of the other 42. I say again, I have no argument with anyone who wants to say Carter was a stinker as prez -- he sure was. But he was "qualified" up the Wazoo.

It sounds like I'm nit-picking here, but I think this point rewards a moment's thought....

Posted at 04:45 PM

CASUALTY BLEG: SOME ANSWERS [Peter Robinson ]
In my bleg the other day, I asked a couple of questions about Iraqi civilian casualties before and since the war. With thanks, as always, to the readers of this Corner, herewith some answers.

1. How many Iraqis were dying early deaths before the war? According to UNICEF, some 36,000 a year, of which 21,000 were children.

Note the use of this statistic by Fareed Zakaria, writing in his Newsweek column in October 2003:

“Those who now oppose the war must recognize that there was no stable status quo on Iraq. The box that Saddam Hussein had been in was collapsing. Saddam's neighbors, as well as France and Russia, were actively subverting the sanctions against Iraq. And yet, while the regime was building palaces, the restrictions on Iraqi trade had a terrible side effect. UNICEF estimated that the containment of Iraq was killing about 36,000 Iraqis a year, 24,000 of them children under the age of 5. In other words, a month of sanctions was killing far more Iraqis than a week of the war did. This humanitarian catastrophe was being broadcast nightly across the Arab world. Policy on Iraq was broken. We had to move one way or the other. Either we could lift sanctions and welcome Saddam back into the community of nations, or we could rid Iraq and the world of one of the most evil dictatorships of modern times. One of The New York Times's best war correspondents, John Burns, made this latter point as well as anyone: ‘Terror, totalitarian states and their ways are nothing new to me,’ he said in an interview, ‘but I felt from the start that [Iraq] was in a category by itself.’ Iraq was a threat, but more important, it was an opportunity.”

2. How many Iraqi civilians have died untimely deaths since the war began 14 months ago? A number of readers referred me to a site called “Iraq Body Count (www.iraqbodycount.net).” As one reader put it:

“As to the Iraqi war deaths, no official statistics have come out, nor do I think anyone can get very accurate estimates given the state of Iraq's infrastructure in the lead up and during the recent war. An anti-war group [Iraq Body Count] estimates between 9,000 and 11,000. Keep in mind, however, that Saddam Fedayeen often used local civilians as protection in their fighting with US forces, forcing them to stand by them and hold weapons at gunpoint.”

Food in Iraq is everywhere available, clean water is flowing, electricity is being produced at levels higher than those before the war, hundreds of schools have been rebuilt and some 30,000 teachers trained—and whereas before the war Iraqi civilians were dying untimely deaths at the rate of 36,000 a year, now even an anti-war group estimates that in the last 14 months the number of Iraqi civilians to die unnatural deaths numbers at most about 11,000.

This represents a record of which George W. Bush is supposed to be ashamed?

Posted at 04:22 PM

HAVE YOU TUNED INTO THE NEW DERB RADIO YET? [KJL]

Posted at 04:18 PM

FEDS WARN ON AL-QAEDA TRUCK BOMBS HERE [Jack Fowler]
Fox News reports FBI is warning local police forces to “be alert to a person ‘of investigative concern’ who possesses a commercial driver’s license with authority to transport hazardous materials or who buys a ‘heavy vehicle’ such as an ambulance, bus, van, or utility vehicle.” Counterterrorism officials “are especially concerned about the possibility of a truck bomb and said an influx of credible intelligence has been received suggesting that Al Qaeda may be contemplating such a bomb.”

Posted at 03:42 PM

GOVERNING COUNCIL MEMBER'S CONVOY AMBUSHED [KJL]

Posted at 03:08 PM

THE JOHN KERRY WORKOUT [Rich Lowry]
Kind of amusing, especially if you hit the “hips” option.

Posted at 02:54 PM

A GUY WHO SHOULD HAVE GOT THE NOBEL PRIZE [John Derbyshire]
Admirers of my treehouse project sometimes speculate that I must have been a Boy Scout, to know all that stuff about trees and knots. Nope: I never was a Scout. I've read the book, though -- and reviewed it.

Posted at 02:34 PM

RE: 1979 [John Derbyshire]
This one will please Steve Hayward (and echoes many others along the same lines:

"Good piece today, Derb---BUT, you were MUCH too kind to Carter. Yes, in better times he might have schlepped through a presidency without any major catastrophes, but that would have had nothing to do with him and everything to do with luck. On the other hand, his weaknesses and petty tyranny (you should talk to people who worked in the Carter Administration -- his amazing focus on teeny, tiny administrative idiocies while ignoring big problems was amazing) would have caused problems even if he had been lucky. Not catastrophes, but backward movement in any case.

"Don't forget, he BARELY won election against Ford, who was following the Nixon debacle and who announce in a debate the Eastern Europe was not under communist or Soviet domination. Carter was never qualified and should never have been put in office.

"His activities after office also demonstrate what a mean-spirited, self-serving person he is. Ugh! I can't stand him, and the more years that go by, the more I detest him. Good Riddance! His only saving grace was being SO bad that we got Reagan elected."

Oh, hey, if you're going to tell me that JC was an egregiously awful president, I have no quarrel with you. I have never thought he was a bad *man*, though; and his early career, when he stood up doggedly & fearlessly against a lot of powerful interests, is a fine example of public spirit.

And let's remember him as he was during his presidency -- i.e. as an incompetent doofus. He is nastier and more anti-American now, probably as a result of fermented anger at his humiliating rejection in 1980 by the American people, who preferred to vote for -- Bah! Grrr! Gnash! -- that "second-rate movie actor." Even so, I think the root cause of these later antics has not really been malice so much as a sort of intrinsic, congenital silliness.

Posted at 01:52 PM

ANOTHER DAY WITHOUT A MEXICAN [Mark Krikorian]
Only one reader who'd actually seen the movie "A Day Without a Mexican" has contacted me, his assessment being that is was "freaking hilarious, and makes some very valid socio-economic points."

Be that as it may, readers who hadn't seen it had much to say. The idea for the movie seems to have come from a play, "Day of Absence," by Douglas Turner Ward, where all the blacks in a southern town in 1965 magically disappear and the feckless white people are unable to cope.

Ethnic chieftains have tried to bring about real-world versions of this; most recently through a "Latino general strike" in California last December that was only observed by a few high school students, turning the "general strike" into Senior Skip Day.

From another reader:
In 2000 we actually had "A Day Without A Cuban" in Miami. As a protest against the repatriation of Elian Gonzalez, Cuban leaders in Miami called for a one-day work stoppage by all Cubans in the city. Even six Florida Marlins, including Mike Lowell, sat out that night's game.

It was by far the smoothest running business day in Miami in the past 25 years.
Finally, another reader suggested a variation on the theme:

Perhaps what's really needed is a movie "A Day Without the U. S. A.". Europe ruled by Nazi Germany, East Asia by Japan, Latin America still colonies of Spain and Portugal.

Posted at 01:42 PM

1979 [John Derbyshire]
Extraordinarily rich crop of thoughtful, witty & erudite reader responses to my 1979 piece on today's NRO. I have to do garden clean-up work this afternoon (for the great Memorial Day treehouse-warming party!!) but shall take a break now & then to post some I particularly like. Here's one that made me smile:

"Holy Cow John---In 1979 'China invaded Vietnam, Vietnam invaded Cambodia, Russia invaded Afghanistan'? I thought these altruistic compassionate selfless redistributionists were unerringly 'anti-war'. Communists invaded these poor noble oppressed 3rd world innocents in response to what? WMD's? Terror threats? Was it all about oil? Was there a Halliburton subsidiary in each of those aggressor nations? Wonder what Move on.org, International ANSWER, Democratic Underground, Robert Fisk, Rachel Corrie, Ed Asner, Barbra Streisand, Sean Penn, Janine Garafolo and Michael Moore were up to? I don't remember hearing from them! KBO---John Stotz."

Posted at 01:35 PM

INTERN CALL (YOU'RE NOT TOO LATE) [KJL]
Are you a conservative college student, excited by the prospect of doing ANYTHING for the magazine William F. Buckley Jr. founded? Does your day begin and end in The Corner? (Actually, please don’t answer that one—an answer in the affirmative might get you committed.) Would you love to learn firsthand how the premier conservative webzine comes together?
If you answered yes to any of the above, you might be exactly who we are looking for in our NRO summer intern search. E-mail thecorner@nationalreview.com with your resume, cover letter telling a little about yourself and why you would like to be a part-time NRO intern, and available days of the week for the summer. The subject line of the e-mail should read “Internship.”

Posted at 01:22 PM

CHE CHIC [Tim Graham]
In the New York Times, Larry Rohter explains the meaning of "idealistic" Che Guevara to new generation. One helper is former Time magazine writer and Che biographer Jon Lee Anderson: "To the younger, post-cold-war generation of Latin Americans, Che stands up as the perennial Icarus, a self-immolating figure who represents the romantic tragedy of youth...Their Che is not just a potent figure of protest, but the idealistic, questioning kid who exists in every society and every time."

Too bad they can't ask all the people Guevara murdered for Marxism about the adjective "self-immolating."

Posted at 01:13 PM

TAKING ISSUE WITH DERB [Steve Hayward]
The central point of Derb's column today, "Seismic 79" (namely, that it was the year the West began to rally) is correct, but there are a couple of details that set me twitching, especially, "It is not hard to feel sorry for Jimmy Carter."

Yes it is, especially in regard to Iran. There was nothing inevitable about the fall of Iran into the hands of the Islamofascists. In fact, the formidable Iranian military, which we had trained (one of our instructors of their officer corps there in the 1970s was Norman Schwartzkopf), was eager to work with us to create a successor regime to the failing Shah, but Carter recoiled from the necessity of imposing martial law to do so. Our failure to do so led to the loss of morale among the Iranian officer corps, such that they stayed neutral in the power struggle that commenced when the Shah left the country. Big mistake; one of these first things Khomenini did upon taking power was to execute most of the officer corps. Those lucky enough to escape finished out their lives as taxi drivers in New York and Washington.

In retrospect, the fall of Iran may have been the single greatest foreign policy blunder of the last 50 years, not excepting Vietnam. Had Iran not become a bastion of international terror, it is unlikely we would be where we are today. Rather than feel sorry for Carter, we should impeach him retrospectively.

Another small point: Carter actually never used the word "malaise" in that awful 1070 speech, though in a larger sense he deserved the label, since he had campaigned on the slogan of giving us a "government as good as the people," and by 1979 was essentially saying that the people were no good. I tell the whole back story behind that speech, and the appalling fall of Iran (including the pro-Khomeini faction in Carter's State Dept) in my new book (plug-plug), The Real Jimmy Carter.

Now, Derb, regarding your complaints about Home Depot. As a Home Depot stockholder. . .

Posted at 01:09 PM

"AND HERE'S WHERE I KILLED NIC...I MEAN, WHERE MY WIFE DIED" [KJL]
O.J. Simpson is on a 10th-anniversary money-making media tour: willing to do paid interviews and a photo shoot at the scene of his wife and Ron Goldman's murders for the right price.

Posted at 01:05 PM

FROM THE GULAG TO ABU GHRAIB [Rod Dreher]
I was deeply disturbed by allegations last week that part of the Abu Ghraib abuse involved a US interrogator forcing a Muslim prisoner t