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RE: TERROR IN THE SKIES [John Derbyshire] Great minds think alike Posted at 07:58 PM RE: BY THE SWORD DIVIDED [John Derbyshire] (Boffo British TV drama series about the English Civil War): Anybody know a "John---I remember this series well. It was quite sympathetic to the And yes, I am now aware that I was until yesterday the only inhabitant of Posted at 07:57 PM POOR POLLY [Andrew Stuttaford] Surreally entertaining Guardian columnist Polly Toynbee is at it again, this time in an article on the UK’s international role. As usual, her real message is that Britain should integrate itself ever deeper into the EU. Madness? Apparently not. Readers are told this: “Average wages in western Europe are far higher than ours, their standard of living better, yet we brag about our brief recent economic growth while conveniently forgetting how far behind we remain. Won the war, lost the peace is still true.” Blimey, crikey, strewth, tear up that Union Flag, scrap that awkward history, is it time for Brits to sign up for that El Dorado across the English Channel? Er, well, no. Indefatigable Toynbee fact- checker Scott Burgess has this to say: “Polly must have missed the latest report from Eurostat (PDF), which states that "the MS [EU member states] with the highest level of earnings are Denmark and the United Kingdom. If we compare "Average gross annual earnings in industry and services of full-time employees in enterprises with 10 or more employees," we find that, of European countries, only Switzerland, Norway and Denmark have higher earning levels. Indeed, 2001 figures (the latest complete dataset) put UK earnings at 22% higher than the 15 nation EU average. "Far higher," one might even say.” Ha ha ha. I note that poor Polly also refers to the UK’s veto-wielding position on the UN Security council as “unearned.” Now, it’s quite possible to argue (I wouldn’t, but it’s at least possible) that the UK should no longer have that role, but to call it “unearned” seems a little hard on the Brits, at least to anyone who recalls what happened between 1939 and 1945. Something, about a war, I think. Posted at 02:24 PM MORE THINNER GRUEL [Jonah Goldberg] Several readers have let me know that I have let Wilson off too easy. They make some good points. For future reference, all criticisms of Joe Wilson should be considered partial, not exhaustive. Anyway, here's one:
Posted at 02:22 PM MEDICARE MADNESS [Andrew Stuttaford] The news that the administration will extend Medicare coverage for certain ‘anti-obesity’ treatments is bad news for the budget (well, we are talking about the Bush administration), bad news for those of us who believe in personal responsibility, bad news for the food industry, and bad news for freedom. Why the last two? Well, by apportioning some of the costs of the so-called obesity crisis onto the taxpayer, the White House is paving the way for food mullahs to argue for ever more regulation of ‘junk food’, portion size and so on. The rationale for such intervention? Well, you heard it in the tobacco wars. If we all pay for obesity (just as we all supposedly paid for the costs of cigarette addiction), the government has some sort of right to tell people what to eat. Trial lawyers will be thrilled. Perhaps some of them should take Health and Human Services secretary Thompson for a celebratory meal. Low fat, of course. Posted at 12:50 PM RE: TERROR IN THE SKIES [John Derbyshire] My reaction to the whole thing: Why on earth are we letting Syrians into the U.S.A.? Syria is a terrorist-friendly state. Posted at 12:47 PM JACQUES CHIRAC [Andrew Stuttaford] As he contemplates the wreckage of his presidency, Jacques Chirac is displaying increasing signs of instability. Perhaps the prospect of prosecution (as president he is immune from indictment for, uh, questionable behavior while mayor of Paris) is proving a little unsettling. In any event, restlessness in the ranks of the French right over the failures of his administration, are increasing. Step forward Nicolas Sarkozy. Now read on. And enjoy. Posted at 12:20 PM THIN GRUEL CONTINUED [Jonah Goldberg ] Joe Wilson responds to the Washington Post today. On the question of whether or not his wife pushed him for the job, he writes:
This is misdirection. As best I recall, the charge was never that Wilson's wife made the "decision" to send him to Niger. It was that she promoted him for the job which, until recently, he categorically denied (or he made it sound like he was categorically denying it). I'm sure Wilson's telling the truth here. But so what? He can also deny that his wife was the the second gunman on the grassy knoll, and that would be just as relevant. Wilson now makes no attempt here to claim that his wife didn't tout him for the job. That is quite telling.
But that is not the only inaccurate assertion or conclusion in the Senate report uncritically parroted in the article. Other inaccuracies and distortions include the suggestion that my findings "bolstered" the case that Niger was engaged in illegal sales of uranium to Iraq. In fact, the Senate report is clear that the intelligence community attempted to keep the claim out of presidential documents because of the weakness of the evidence. More misdirection. Wilson claimed that he had debunked the Iraq-seeking-Yellocake story. This was the premise for the "Bush-lied" hysteria which ensued. Now he's arguing that his report merely didn't "bolster" the case that Iraq sought uranium. I think he's on thin ground here too. But saying "I didn't bolster the case" is a far cry from saying "I debunked it." It's now pretty clear, in the wake of the British and Senate reports, that the uranium question was an open one. Wilson claimed, or gave the impression, that it was a closed one. Indeed, Wilson freelanced that Bush was a liar about the Yellowcake story when he clearly didn't have all of the facts. That much is still obviously true. Whether or not Wilson's report bolstered the case that Iraq sought Uranium from Niger or not is an important question insofar as it would help demonstrate the degree of Wilson's dishonesty, but not the fact that he has been deeply dishonest. Also: For a detailed response to Wilson's letter to the Senate Intelligence Committee see Tom Maquire here. Posted at 12:17 PM BABY GORILLAS IN THE MIST [Jonah Goldberg ] The New York Times's David Kirkpatrick covers the trials and tribulations of young conservatives. It seems to cover the bases all right, though his selection of sources is a bit, um, curious. Still, I think he's basically right that younger conservatives are basically split along the libertarian-conservative axis (as I've written five trillion times). But it's far from clear to me that being "libertarian" for lots of young righties isn't simply their way of being rebellious while still being able to get girls, get drunk and not be considered an all-around buzz kill. For many young people, college is inherently libertarian. I also question the idea that there were many young conservatives who questioned the war. If I had to guess based upon my own experiences with younger conservatives, I'd bet heavily that 18-35 year old rightwingers were the most pro-war of any constituency on the Right and by a pretty wide margin. Maybe one out of fifty conservative kids I've met at YAF or C-PAC conferences or on campuses was even moderately against the war. Posted at 11:39 AM STILL MORE DATA ON POST-EDWARDS DEMOCRATIC PROSPECTS [John Hood] Some additional polls have materialized in Southern and border states after the selection of John Edwards for the Democratic ticket. They mostly show opportunities for the Dems but not a significant bounce from the Edwards pick. In NC, setting aside that silly Gallup poll that got so much national play, Mason-Dixon this week gave Bush-Cheney a 3-point lead over Kerry Edwards. On Saturday, a poll for the Raleigh newspaper put the Bush margin at 5 points (49 percent to 44 percent). While these are not particularly good margins for the Republicans, they are also not significantly different from the pre-Edwards picture. A Survey USA poll for media organizations in South Carolina last weekend did appear to show a bit of a bounce — with Bush now leading by only 7 points, 51 percent to 44 percent — but I’ve got to think this Republican state is on the fringe of believability as a battleground state (North and South Carolina are very different politically, by the way). The same firm did work for Virginia media just after the Edwards pick and found a 5-point Republican lead. Ditto for Arkansas, already considered a battleground state, where the Bush margin was only a sliver, 2 percent. A caution about Survey USA: they are more aggressive than some in pushing undecideds to declare a lean, so they are capturing what may be fleeting changes in sentiment. In Tennessee, Zogby reported the shocking news this week that the race was tied, though I tend to question the methodology used in his web-assisted polling. His Arkansas poll also showed a 2 percent GOP edge. Kerry continues to enjoy small leads in Florida in various surveys. In Missouri, Survey USA has Bush up 2 and Zogby has Kerry up 3. Again, I believe the Republican ticket can and will win most of these states, but they’ll have to pay attention to them. That was what Kerry was trying to accomplish, at least in part. Posted at 11:36 AM KEEPING THE VEEP [Tim Graham] Joseph Curl in the Washington Times reports that the joint appearance of media darling John McCain and Vice President Cheney pretty much seals the silliness behind the dump-Cheney-for-McCain rumors. McCain called Cheney "indispensable, very debonair" and, eliciting much laughter, "not just another pretty face." h For a summary of the dump-Cheney rumor-mongering stories in the so-called "just the facts, Ma'am" press, see the latest Media Reality Check here. Posted at 11:33 AM DOWN 'N DIRTY [John Derbyshire] Jonah: On a quick'n'dirty pass thru the data, I don't see any significance -- I mean, bias towards oldest-sibling in getting to be President. Just tallying numbers of siblings where known, and ignoring all complications about adoption, half-siblings, etc., we have the following list for the 41 Presidents for whom we have data: {5,9,11,4,4,2,4,1,7,9,8,8,6,10,2,1,5,1,4,7,8,9,8,4,3,3,7,1,2,1,2,6,8,4,4,6,3 If we go through and tally whether or not each President was the oldest {Y,N,Y,N,N,N,Y,Y,N,Y,N,N,N,Y,N,N,Y,N,N,N,N,N,N,N,N,N,Y,Y,N,N,Y,N,N,Y,N,Y,Y,N ...for a total of 15 Ys. Now go back to the first list and ask: Suppose a RANDOM sibling, in each of So I did this: ---Generate a random integer from 1 to 5. (That is, roll a 5-sided die.) ---Generate a random integer from 1 to 9. (That is, roll a 9-sided die.) ---Generate a random integer from 1 to 11. (That is, roll an 11-sided die.) If it's 1, count a "Y", otherwise count a "N"....(all the way through the 41). Count how many Ys you got (so this will be some number from 0 to 41). This gives you a list of 10,000 numbers, each in the range 0 to 41. As you can see, 15 is whack darn in the thickest part of the distribution I conclude that being oldest sibling gives no advantage in the Presidential This is, however, as I said, just a quick'n'dirty first pass at the data. Posted at 11:21 AM SATURDAY [Jonah Goldberg] First post of the day! Now I'm cool -- and totally Mary-Kate. Posted at 07:25 AM Friday, July 16, 2004 PRESIDENTIAL BIRTH ORDER [Jonah Goldberg] This should be more than enough data for the Derb. From a reader: Name # of Siblings Oldest? Oldest Boy? Posted at 08:29 PM CALL TO ALL STATES: BLEG [KJL] I'm looking into ballot initiatives around the country. Big ones and the under-the-radar important ones. Thanks much. Posted at 07:17 PM TERROR IN THE SKIES [Andy McCarthy] It's worth being skeptical about Annie Jacobson's account, but Donald Sensing is seriously over-generalizing. It is not true as a general rule that witnesses to traumatic events relate few details -- because both witnesses and traumatic events vary widely. Witnesses whose professional training is to observe and relate (like cops, lawyers and writers) are far better at detail than witnesses not expert in those areas. Traumatic events that take four and a half hours to unfold are also different in kind than bank robberies and other events that happen bang-bang. I have no quarrel with the notion that we all have prisms we assimilate event through, but that does not necessarily mean either that they trap us or that they are less relevant depending on how long we observe what we observe. Finally, yes her minute detail causes me pause, but Sensing is skipping an important fact: according to her account, Jacobson had hours to observe while speaking regularly with her husband, was questioned on the plane by at least one flight attendant, was questioned for hours by agents right after the flight, and had numerous follow up conversations with airline and government people. That is, she was exposed to people who were drawing her out at great length at a time very close to the events. She may remember minute detail because of that. I'm suspicious, but I would not be so quick to reject her account. Posted at 07:00 PM GOP KETCHUP WARS! [KJL] Posted at 06:57 PM ISAKSON VS. CAIN [KJL] With only a few days to go until the primary, it sounds like Isakson is getting nasty. Posted at 06:48 PM RE: QUIZ [KJL] Though I've heard from a fair share of pure "red" score-ers, one reader says "I got a halfway respectable red result, but only by being smart enough to know they wanted me to be dumb and get answers wrong." Then there's the 10 Commandments. A few point out: "BTW, what about Eighth Commandment reference? According to the test, it's about theft, which indeed it is to Protestants and Jews. But, to Catholics (like me), the Eighth Commandment concerns bearing false witness, while the Seventh forbids stealing. None of the choices was false witness, so I supposed the Protestant list. I wondered if they were trying to make some Catholic (blue) vs. Protestant (red) distinction - but then, they would have used false witness, right? Probably just a mistake..." I'd bet it was unintentional. Posted at 06:42 PM RE: TERROR IN THE SKIES [KJL] Blogger Donald Sensing has a smart, sober post questioning the Jacobsen piece. Posted at 06:05 PM SLOW FRIDAY? [KJL] Andy McCarthy has been at work. Here's his recently posted on the Martha Stewart verdict. Posted at 05:30 PM RE: ROSE'S READING HABITS [KJL] K-Lo's copy? I could've sworn it was Derb's. Or Stuttaford's. I mean really: Who spends the most time in here discussing food (marmite, Dr. Pepper--sorta food, McDonald's) or fashion (seer sucker!)? I was counting on them for their insta-Vogue Bush-twins spread analysis too (not). But Rose is proving himself on top of the fashion front. Posted at 05:27 PM KERRY'S GAFFE (MUST CREDIT ROSE) [Alexander Rose] As I was leafing through Kathryn Jean Lopez's Ladies Home Journal just now, I couldn't help but notice that in a full-page photo of John Kerry, he was wearing a pair of pleated khaki slacks. Pleats!? That is, like, so 1994. Everyone knows flat-fronts are It. (You can tell it's a bit slow round the NR offices this Friday afternoon). Posted at 05:18 PM AOL PARENTAL CONTROLS [Jonah Goldberg] From a reader: Hi Jonah, Why are we not surprised. We have instituted parental controls on access to aol for our kids. I was amused (dismayed) to discover that I could not access NRO (my favorite site) while on their account. I was led to check out a few more sites both liberal and conservative to see which were allowed and which not. This is far from an exhaustive list but gives you the flavor. NRO - no The New Republic - yes Washinton Times - no Washinton Post - yes Heritage Foundation - no Brookings Institution - yes American Spectator - no The Nation - yes Progressive Review - yes New York Review of Books - yes Talking Points Memo - yes Instapundit - yes Michaelmoore.com - yes NY Times (kiddie edition only allowed) NY Post - no LA Times - no Guardian UK - yes Some surprises: Realclearpolitics.com - yes marksteyn.com - yes kausfiles.com - no I think you all at NRO need to complain. Conservative ideas definitely are not harmful to kids. Best regards and keep up the good work. Posted at 04:50 PM RE UNINTERESTING STATS [Jonah Goldberg] Several responses: Jonah, Slow day here at work, so I ran your numbers. Assuming almost half of 43 to equal 21 and about 13 to equal 15, the relationship is statistically not significant (by Fisher's Exact Test). In fact, the p value is greater than 13% (while <5% is usually considered the point of significance). So, while it might be suggestive, you will have to wait until the sample size is considerably larger to see if the apparently higher prevalence of first borns among US Presidents is anything more than random chance. And... Jonah, I don't think that stat means much. This is my off-the-cuff, 2-minute so I don't kill too much time version. By the way, I'm an actuary, which means I actually like this stuff. Let's start with simple distribution of family size similar to today's (and I'm estimating here): 1/3 of families: 1 kid 1/3 of families: 2 kids 1/3 of families: 3 kids. From the above distribution, if you select kids randomly, 50% are going to be first kids. There are 3 first kids out of 6 total kids; that's where 50% comes from. Now another question comes into play. When the study says firstborns, does that mean firstborn males only, or firstborn period? If it means firstborn period, then we would actually expect on 25% firstborn males, so your study would be pretty significant. If it means firstborn male, then we would actually expect the number of firstborns to be somewhat higher than 50% (using the above distribution) because a male could be born 2nd and still be the firstborn male. Throughout history, family size has been larger, so these numbers would be reduced somewhat. All-in-all, if it's firstborn period, you've got a significant stat. If it's firstborn male, I think you've got a "doesn't mean much" stat. And... Please. While there might be a small statistical variation because families were bigger way back when, I would think that we have not reached a point where the numbers mean anything. I just rolled a dice 43 times. 14 sixes came up. That’s 33% of the time when statistically, the odds are that I’ll roll a six 16.6%. If I roll the dice a thousand times, maybe we’ll see a more even distribution. Me: One request: If you disagree with the number crunching on display in these emails, please ask yourself -- before you email me about it -- whether you so passionately disagree that it's worth carrying on this conversation far outside the borders of actually being interesting. Posted at 04:47 PM ANDREW SULLIVAN, DECENCY COP [Rich Lowry] I know this little exchange is probably getting tiresome to everyone, but part of me is enjoying Andrew’s name-calling and frothing—all in response to a post saying he is prone to both on this issue. By the way, if you want to see even more name-calling and frothing, check out his post about the GOP appeal to rural voters on gay marriage being all about hate. Andrew's constant assumption of bad faith is poisonous, and is particularly graceless from someone who is always shifting his own arguments about marriage for the political convenience of the moment (not to mention disappointing from someone who has, when not in agitprop mode, been known for his powerful and well-reasoned polemics). One other thing before addressing the substance: that NR pursues a “no enemies to the right” policy will certainly be news to all our enemies to our right, who fulminate against us almost daily. Anyway, rolling through Andrew’s points: 1) Let's go back a step. Sullivan often says that people who oppose abortion, same-sex marriage, and other things are theocrats who wants to use the state to impose religious law on unbelievers. They consitute a "Santorum wing" of the party--the current swear word. Now it is true that many people who oppose abortion, same-sex marriage do so for religious reasons. (Other people support them for religious reasons, too.) But it is also true that many people believe there are sound non-religious reasons to take these positions. Sullivan is free to say that these reasons are bad reasons. But it's hardly the same as, say, supporting the stoning of adulterers because it's in the Old Testament. I’m not a Catholic, so anyone out there is free to correct me if I’m wrong. But the Vatican doesn’t insist that all sins should be crimes. For Andrew, merely following it in making this distinction is now not enough: He demands to know when Santorum has dissented from Catholic teaching about civil law--as though the standard is that all Catholics should be dissenters. For what it's worth, I get the impression that Santorum does disagree with the Vatican on the death penalty. Is that enough? Or is it only supporting gay marriage that saves someone from being a “theocrat”? In other words, only agreeing with Andrew? 2) Ramesh tells me that Robert George has never said that the (admittedly confusing) legal incidents language barred legislatively enacted civil unions. Most supporters of the amendment do not believe that it stops legislatures from enacting civil unions. 3) Do the stated intentions of conservatives matters? Andrew answers yes--and no. The "anti-gay rhetoric" of sponsors of the Virginia law tells you what it means. But their explicit and specific insistence that the law does not bar same-sex couples from making most contracts should, for some reason, be ignored. 4) Years of saying that we're in a “war” with fundamentalism requires a better response than this. And most of his post here is just more question-begging--which brings us to… 5) Sure, it's true that most opponents of real civil rights have claimed not to be opponents of civil rights. It's also true that using this argument, you would be justified in saying that Andrew is an enemy of civil rights because he is a critic of affirmative action. I think that same-sex marriage is not analogous to interracial marriage, for reasons that people on my side of the debate have explored (at length, ad nauseum even). Calling me an enemy of civil rights for that reason doesn't advance the debate; it's just name calling. Which brings us full circle rather nicely doesn’t it? Posted at 04:43 PM TERROR IN IRAN [KJL] Can we say "FASTER PLEASE"? From the Pakistan Times: DUBAI: Hundreds of alleged members of Al Qaeda, including 18 of its top leaders, and other terror groups are living in Iran, some under tight security, Asharq Al-Awsat newspaper reported on Thursday. “More than 384 members of Al Qaeda and other terrorist organisations are present in Iran, including 18 senior leaders of Osama bin Laden’s network,” the London-based daily said, citing a senior source in the Iranian presidency. The Saudi-owned newspaper said the terrorist leaders were living under tight protection, some of them in villas in the Namak Abrud region, near the town of Chalous on the Caspian coast, 100 kilometres (60 miles) north of Tehran. Others are living in Lavizan, in the north-west of the capital, and which also houses a large military complex, it added. The report could not be verified in Tehran. According to the source, Syrian President Bashar al-Assad convinced Tehran, during his visit to Iran early this month, of the “seriousness” of using Al Qaeda elements in Iran as a card in its policy with the United States. afp Posted at 04:17 PM RE: MORE TERROR IN THE SKIES [Rod Dreher] Kathryn, I'm hearing from a trusted source that the federal air marshals have thwarted quite a few domestic hijacking plots since 9/11, but haven't told the public about them, presumably (this is my interpretation, not my source's) because they don't want to unnerve the public. Frankly, I don't believe the government's story about these guys being Syrian musicians playing in a desert casino. That shouldn't be too hard to check out, though, and I hope I'm proven wrong. This incident reminded me of something that happened near my Louisiana hometown a few weeks after 9/11. A friend of mine who flies in an ultralight aircraft club was at the club's rural "airport" (that is, a big shed and a field long enough to take off from) one Saturday in October, 2001, when they were approached by a blonde man with a foreign accent. The man drove up and asked if someone would be willing to take him up to photograph petrochemical facilities along the Mississippi. The pilots were startled, because their airstrip is fairly obscure. They played dumb, and told the foreigner to come back on Sunday, when they'd have fuel. When the man left, the pilots notified the FBI. The next day, the foreigner returned, and the FBI took him into custody. A law enforcement official later told my father that the man was an Austrian citizen who had been on a government watch list, and had been deported. The story was never reported. I bet things like that are happening all the time. Posted at 04:09 PM FULL MOONING OVER HALF MOON CAY [Jack Fowler] Here I sit, back on Holland America's spectacular Zuiderdam, my stomach full and content thanks to a late lunch (geez loueeze is the food here delicious!), all glowing and tanned courtesy of the beautiful day spent on Half Moon Cay, the cruise line's private island -- one of the stop's we'll be making in November on NR's "Post-Election" cruise starring an incredible cast of policy- and political heavyweights. White sandy beaches, palm trees, crystal clear water in a blue-blue-blue lagoon -- Half Moon Cay is the place for R&R and a refreshing dip and even a pina colada! Be there with us when we visit on what will eventually be known as The Mother of All Cruises -- visit www.nationalreviewcruise-carib.com for more information and to sign up. Posted at 03:55 PM MORE TERROR IN THE SKIES [KJL] Michelle has spoke to Annie Jacobsen, the author of that piece. God bless her. (Both of them.) Keep watching Michelle's site. (In general, and on this.) It'samazing how in a 24-hour news cycle world a story like this only comes out because of a brave--and frankly, freaked--reporter. Posted at 03:52 PM RE: UNINTERESTING STATS [Jonah Goldberg] From a reader:
Posted at 03:49 PM THAT RED/BLUE QUIZ [KJL] Has anyone tested strongly red? VRWC folks far and wide keep telling me they are in the middle, the suggestion being that if you've ventured outside of the country-music section of Wal-Mart, the quiz is going to make you bluer than you are. You know that thinking is so NorthEast. Posted at 03:44 PM TERROR IN THE SKIES: IT'S BEEN OUT THERE [KJL] Philly talk show host Michael Smerconish reported to NRO readers back in April (it was reprinted in the NY Post a few days later) John Lehman's warnings about airline policy, both that which was already publicly available and what Smerconish learned in interviewing Lehman (the quote the excerpt below begins with is from Lehman): "We had testimony a couple of months ago from the past president of United, and current president of American Airlines that kind of shocked us all," Lehman told me. "They said under oath that indeed the Department of Transportation continued to fine any airline that was caught having more than two people of the same ethnic persuasion in a secondary line for line for questioning, including and especially, two Arabs."Read the whole Smerconish piece here. My first question: Where is the SECRETARY OF TRANSPORTATION? Nevermind the Sec't of Homeland Security. This all seems outrageous and downright unacceptable, no? Posted at 03:37 PM KERRYS ON MARRIAGE [KJL] Tim, Thanks for reminding me about that Ladies’ Home Journal interview. I was reading it right after Kerry didn’t show for the FMA cloture vote and couldn’t help but notice the perfect timing of a cell-phone call he received during it. Unfortunately for him, though, Teresa didn’t cut him a break. Salvatore: Every major civil rights movement in this country has eventually prevailed. Looking through the prism of history, do you feel that same-sex marriage is inevitable in America as a legal right? Posted at 03:31 PM TERROR IN THE SKIES SAGA [KJL] Michelle Malkin reports that the Washington Post has been sitting on a story on that Women Wall Street article I linked to earlier--sitting on a story like this? Michelle's also been confirming lots of the details in the WWW story. This sounds like another thank-goodness-for-the-blogsphere moment. Posted at 03:29 PM DEPT OF UNINTERESTING STATS [Jonah Goldberg] Derb - Maybe you can help me here. Last night I was on CNN. The segment before mine was this odd discussion of John Edwards' brother's drunk driving which was the news peg for a longer discussion about troublesome presidential brothers. They had a historian of first families on to discuss this weighty issue. And he said, very somberly, that he did the research and found that "nearly half" of all Presidents are first borns. And since first borns strive to succeed, blah, blah...blah. I found this stat to be next to useless. After all, this means that more than half of all presidents were not first borns. When I got home I started ranting about it and my lovely bride said I was overreacting. After all families were much bigger back then etc etc. I see her point -- and I was overreacting. Still, my question is: Is, say, a 45% first born rate among presidents particularly significant statistically? Forget the psychology here. If you factor in that some presidents may or may not have been only children -- and hence first borns by default -- and factor out all of the girls, how much different is this than saying "I researched this last night and I discovered that nearly half of all presidents were left-handed." (Assuming left- and right-handedness are evenly distributed which I know they are not). Posted at 03:23 PM THE BOBBY FISCHER BACKSTORY [KJL] here, a 2002 Atlantic piece. Posted at 03:20 PM DOH! [KJL] This reader is quite right: "I hate to bust chops here, but Poughkeepsie is actually part of Dutchess County, not Westchester County. Us "upstaters" are very sensitive about these things.......... " Posted at 03:12 PM RE: WHICH OLSEN TWIN ARE YOU? [John Derbyshire] From numerous readers: "I'm SUCH an Ashley. Mary-Kates are sooo, like, TO-tally LAME..." (Or words to that effect.) Posted at 03:01 PM THE SEARCH FOR BOBBY FISCHER IS OVER [KJL] I confess, most of this was completely new to me. Posted at 02:57 PM MASEFIELD ON A CERTAIN TV SHOW [John Derbyshire] Just as actors have to call Macbeth "the Scottish play," I am going to have to use code here -- anagrams, actually -- for fear of the wrath of Kathryn: "Mr. Derbyshire---John Masefield is known on this side of the Pond to KART REST fans. In "R.T. STREAK V: The Final Frontier," the authorship of "Sea-Fever" is debated by Spock and McCoy, with Spock providing the correct answer (Masefield) after McCoy's incorrect statement (Melville)." Posted at 02:48 PM RE: BLEG ON BBC-TV DRAMA [John Derbyshire] Corner readers are great. I found out in no time that the show I was thinking of (about the English Civil War) was "By the Sword Divided" (1983). Here is a reference. Note that the reviewer on that web page agrees with me about the stunning portrayal of Charles I at his trial: "I think it was the actors that really hooked me though. Charles I at his trial was awe inspiring. His voice, his expression, his posture, even the way he moved his eyes was regal." Yes. It has stuck in my mind all these years. In fact, I don't actually remember much else about the series.... The actor was someone named Jeremy Clyde, otherwise unknown to me. Posted at 02:44 PM RE: JOG [KJL] Jonah, you read that in The Corner back in May. Posted at 02:41 PM I ASSUME THIS ISN'T THE STANDARD KERRY VOLUNTEER APPROACH [KJL] Unless he was trained at the Chappaqua branch of Westchester Co. for Kerry. Posted at 02:40 PM RE: BUSH'S JOG [Tim Graham] Jonah, that story and picture is also in the Ladies' Home Journal interview with Bush -- a little credit to them, although their interview with Kerry was quite biased. Posted at 02:38 PM KERRY SPOT [Rich Lowry] Check it out for latest on polls and campaign back-and-forth today, especially some interesting new battleground state analysis... Posted at 02:00 PM MASEFIELD ON A CERTAIN TV SHOW [John Derbyshire] Just as actors have to call Macbeth "the Scottish play," I am going to have to use code here -- anagrams, actually -- for fear of the wrath of Kathryn: "Mr. Derbyshire---John Masefield is known on this side of the Pond to KART REST fans. In "R.T. STREAK V: The Final Frontier," the authorship of "Sea-Fever" is debated by Spock and McCoy, with Spock providing the correct answer (Masefield) after McCoy's incorrect statement (Melville)." Posted at 01:46 PM DOWN IN THE PUMPKIN PATCH [John Derbyshire] A wide-ranging and rather peculiar e-mail bag on my pumpkin poem included one from a reader suggesting that, in view of the large genetic overlap, perhaps the human/pumpkin distinction is just a social construct. Posted at 01:37 PM BLEG ON BBC-TV DRAMA [John Derbyshire] In a column the other day I mentioned the trial of Charles I in 1649. There was a multi-part drama about the Civil War shown on TV in Britain -- presumably on the BBC -- some years ago. It dealt with the fortunes of a fictional English family divided by the war, but it included a very fine enactment of King Charles's trial. Trouble is, I can't for the life of me recall the name of the thing. The BBC-TV shop is no help (though they have some really good stuff). Anybody know what I'm thinking of? Posted at 01:35 PM SEN. COORS [John J. Miller] Allies of the Pete Coors for Senate campaign in Colorado are passing around internal polling numbers that show Coors leading his GOP primary opponent, former congressman Bob Schaffer, by 19 points. The primary is August 10. Posted at 01:29 PM RE: WHICH OLSEN TWIN ARE YOU? [John Derbyshire] OMG Jonah, this is like totally INCREDIBLE -- I'm a Mary-Kate too!!!! Like what are the odds?!?!?!!! Posted at 01:26 PM WON'T BE LEFT BEHIND ON LEX [KJL] Spotted this bumper sticker on a car outside of NR World Headquarters just now: "In the case of Rapture, this car will be unmanned." Posted at 01:23 PM BUSH KEEPS HIS WORD [Jonah Goldberg ] Is it me, or don't you think you would have first heard about this from the "Today Show" and not Tech Central Station if it was about Bill Clinton keeping a promise to a wounded soldier? Here's the opener:
Posted at 01:02 PM GRINDS [John Derbyshire] Rosie just got off the phone with her old classmate in Southwest China. This lady has a daughter, aged 17. Me: "I guess she's on summer vacation." Rosie laughed. They don't HAVE summer vacation. College-entrance exams coming up, the kids are in school right through the summer. "They study ten days, then have a day off. School starts at seven every day." Kinda ... competitive. Posted at 12:52 PM WHICH OLSEN TWIN ARE YOU? [Jonah Goldberg ] I confess it took some serious imagination to answer some of these questions! But it was, like, totally cool and I'm, like, way psyched to be a "Mary-Kate." OMG!!!!! Posted at 12:49 PM YOUNG MEN IN SPATS [John Derbyshire] Two readers have alerted me to the current issue of Newsweek, which, if you flip past all the Kerry/Edwards stuff, has an article and full-page photo revealing Swedish rock band The Hives to be wearing *spats*. (The online version doesn't show the spats.) Posted at 12:45 PM CLASSIC FM 100 FAVORITE POEMS [John Derbyshire] Several readers of my Yeats review have asked about the Classic FM (a London serious-music radio station) recording of their readers' 100 favorite poems. How can they get it? Well, Amazon UK lists it in both audio tape and CD format. Here's the CD. Notice that it's a heck of a lead time on delivery, though. Note also, before you buy, that the collection is very British. The top 10 of the 100 are: 1---Daffodils (Wordsworth) 2---If (Kipling) 3---The Listeners (de la Mare) 4---Home-Thoughts from Abroad (Browning) 5---Lady of Shalott (Tennyson) 6---Cargoes (Masefield) 7---To Autumn (Keats) 8---The Soldier (Brooke) 9---Remember (Rossetti) 10--Sea Fever (Masefield) Rupert Brooke & John Masefield are barely known over here (though Jay Nordlinger knows "Sea Fever," I found out by chance over dinner recently), and I think Walter de la Mare is perfectly unknown. Browning doesn't loom very large here, either, though I spotted a deft Browning allusion ("too soon made glad") in one of Bill Safire's columns a couple of weeks ago. Some public-spirited US radio station should do a collection for American verse. Not that I need the competition. Posted at 12:43 PM THINNER GRUEL [Jonah Goldberg] Salon.com has a "defense" of Joe Wilson. For the most part, the piece is a dull, he-said she-said about the controversy so far, generally sympathetic to Wilson, with some sneaky bits hid in the dull prose in order to make them seem more reasonable. For example the author, Mary Jacoby, says "But no sale of uranium ever took place, Wilson reported, and that conclusion is not in dispute." That's true, but Bush never said Iraq purchased the uranium, he merely said Iraq sought it. Wilson said Iraq didn't and that his cryptic sweet-tea swilling conversations proved it. That's the part that's in dispute. Nobody sent Wilson to Africa because they thought Iraq actually obtained the uranium. This is a back-handed way of bolstering Wilson's "credibility" in an area where it was never questioned. Wilson, by the way, also contends that Africa is by and large a very hot contintent with many exotic animals. That conclusion is not in dispute either. Another minor cheap bit is the author's positive gloss on the memo from Plame touting her husband. Jacoby writes: The report also quotes an internal CIA memo written by Wilson's wife, Plame, stating: "my husband has good relations with both the PM (prime minister) and the former Minister of Mines (not to mention lots of French contacts), both of whom could possibly shed light on this sort of activity." Based on Plame's internal memo and other evidence, three Republicans -- Roberts and Sens. Orrin Hatch of Utah and Kit Bond of Missouri -- wrote additional views appended to the report, concluding that "the plan to send the former ambassador to Niger was suggested" by Plame.The three GOP senators criticized their Democratic counterparts on the panel for refusing to endorse this conclusion. Two things: First, if I declare I really need a great personal assistant and someone sends me an email saying "My husband can type 150 words per minute. He's very well organized, sharp and has great research skills" -- that would strike me as an effort to push her husband for the job. Second, Jacoby notes that Wilson disputes the memo's significance. What about "the other evidence" used to draw the conclusion Plame touted Wilson for the job? Anyway, there are a few other clever sentences like that in the piece. But the only truly annoying assertion is in the opening. The author begins: Choreographed editorials and Op-Ed pieces on Thursday in the Wall Street Journal and National Review and by conservative columnist Robert Novak signaled the revving up of a Republican campaign to discredit former ambassador Joseph Wilson and his claims that President Bush trumpeted flimsy intelligence in the drive to invade Iraq. "Choreographed"? Where does Jacoby get this? Where is the evidence? Consider the irony for a moment. The whole debate about "Bush lied," WMDs, etc. is about whether or not various facts and developments were intentional or not. Were all of the CIA mistakes actually lies? Was every thing which went wrong done on purpose? And here Salon blithely asserts that conservatives colluded to attack Wilson upon the release of this report. I know, I know, the Salon style manual seems to insist that all inconvenient arguments from the Right are coordinated for maximum effect. Sidney Blumenthal is their Washington Editor after all. But, seriously, where is the evidence for this? As someone fairly deep inside the "right wing attack machine" or whatever those guys call it this week, I can tell you for a fact that I saw no coordination. Most of the reaction was initially driven by bloggers (including yours truly). Salon should know that you can't "choreograph" bloggers. And I defy them to prove that Bob Novak was being choreographed. That's just flatly dumb and defies common sense. Is Jacoby lying on orders from Blumenthal? Or is she simply imagining things? I mean, come on, there is some actual merit to the case that Wilson deliberately lied for partisan reasons about some of the most serious issues imagineable. That's pretty much been proven. The case that Bush lied, meanwhile, continues to fall apart. UPDATE Jacoby was Wes Clark's press secretary. Posted at 12:00 PM THE NEXT BIG ONE [John Derbyshire] Newsmax.com reviews a new book claiming that the terrorists already have several small nukes in place in US cities. One never knows what to make of this kind of thing, of course. The most one can say is that the idea is not preposterous -- it's the kind of thing that *might* be true. There is a sense in which the absence of terrorist attacks on US soil since 9/11 is ominous. The terrorists may be calculating that anything they do that is on a *less* than 9/11 scale would be counter-productive. Americans would (the terrorists might calculate) then say: "Oh, they've shot their bolt. The 9/11 attack was the best they can do, now they're reduced to these comparative pinpricks..." Therefore the next attack must be something bigger. I don't say this is how the terrorists are thinking -- how would I know? -- only that it's how they *might* be thinking, and that the dearth of incidents since 9/11 offers circumstantial evidence that this is indeed their strategy. And the continuing flapdoodle about "racial profiling," together with stories like that Women's Wall Street one Kathryn linked to earlier, and of course the utter lack of interest Washington has displayed about guarding the nation's borders, lead one to suspect that if the terrorists do have some grand strategy of this kind, the U.S. is wide open to it. Posted at 11:56 AM JOHN KERRY'S HEART [Barbara Comstock] From the NYTimes: He also dipped into Scripture, quoting Matthew. "My faith teaches me, 'Where your treasure is, there your heart will be also,' " he said. "Let me tell you where my heart is: it's with the middle class, who are the heart of this country. It's with the working families who built this country. His heart has been with millionaires. The only thing, this #1 liberal in the Senate has done for the middle class is tax them to a heart-breaking degree. Please be still with this heart stuff! Posted at 11:54 AM LIBERTARIANISM, CHRISTIANITY, AND THE FMA [Ramesh Ponnuru] There's an interesting debate going on at Joshua Claybourn's site (which I noticed after Andrew Sullivan linked to part of it). The question I have for Claybourn (an opponent of FMA) is: How, on your libertarian principles, do you justify governmental marriage licenses in the first place? Shouldn't the government, on those principles, just recognize whatever contractual arrangements individuals reach? This isn't a problem for someone like Jonathan Rauch, whose argument for same-sex marriage is conservative rather than libertarian. But if you are arguing from libertarian first principles, then don't you have to end up where Deroy Murdock and Michael Kinsley are--which is to say, in favor of privatizing marriage altogether? Posted at 11:29 AM SEERSUCKER -- THE RULES [John Derbyshire] From a reader down there in the Seersucker Belt: "Derb---Actually, seersucker may be worn on any day between Memorial Day (not 'Memorial Day Observed')and Labor Day, but in order to pull it off one must be generally considered either handsome and dashing, or hopelessly eccentric. If one falls slightly short, a straw boater or trilby may provide the necessary boost." Those of us who are both "handsome and dashing" **and** "hopelessly eccentric" are therefore more or less obliged to where seersucker. But where can I get a straw boater? Posted at 11:26 AM GALLUP: AMERICANS WANT CHENEY ON TICKET [Rich Lowry] Someone call the New York Times. Posted at 11:22 AM REP. MIKE PENCE [Ramesh Ponnuru] has gotten 127 House Republicans to sign a letter asking that Henry Hyde get a prime-time speaking slot at the convention. Posted at 11:18 AM BUSH DEFUNDS UNFPA [Ramesh Ponnuru] The U.N.'s family-planning program won't get American funds because of its participation in China's coercive population control program. Posted at 11:12 AM FEWER TEEN MOMS [John J. Miller] New figures on teenage pregnancy are out today. If the numbers were bad, they would be on the front page of every U.S. newspaper. President Bush would be blamed. But the numbers are good. Here's the start of the Los Angeles Times story: "The teenage birthrate reached a record low in 2002, dropping to the lowest level since the government started keeping records in the 1940s, according to an annual report on the well-being of America's children." Posted at 10:46 AM "A SHAMEFUL DAY" [KJL] Martha makes a strong 2-minute statement (quote above from her), then get jail sentence. 5 months in federal prison. Posted at 10:25 AM SINCE WE'RE BEING DOMESTIC [KJL] Place your Family Circle bake-off vote here Bush Oatmeal Raisin or Heinz Kerry pumpkin spice? Posted at 10:18 AM MARTHA STEWART'S ABOUT TO BE SENTENCED... [KJL] ...I'm running to Kmart's jail sale. Posted at 10:04 AM MOVE OVER SLIMFAST [KJL] This book is just begging for a Corner endorsement: Drink Beer, Be Thin. Posted at 09:55 AM HILLARY "GULPING FOR AIR" [KJL] Posted at 09:27 AM NEW NR KID'S BOOK -- YOURS FREE! [Jack Fowler] It wasn't The Wonderful Wizard of Oz that the great L. Frank Baum considered his best work. No siree, that distinction he gave to Queen Zixi of Ix, or The Story of the Magic Cloak -- Baum's marvelous (and wholesome!) fantasy tale that NR has now republished (in a beautiful, lavishly illustrated, 100th Anniversary edition) and is making available to all FREE. Find out how you can get your copy of this book that will delight those deserving young ones in your life. Click here. Posted at 07:55 AM THE POLITICS OF THE NAACP [Barbara Comstock] Just in case has any remaining questions regarding Julian Bond -- consider this: In his civil rights class at UVa this year, he had a guest speaker come in to the class and she showed the Byrd ad -- representing it as something legitimate. She was extremely hostile to President Bush (surprise). Fortunately my son who was a student in the class knew better and he still got an A in the class. Posted at 07:49 AM THAT'S KERRY [KJL] From AP: After his speech to the NAACP, Kerry visited voters on a front porch in the Philadelphia suburb of Lansdowne. At the two-story brick home of Bill and Mary Kay Bowden, Kerry took questions from a crowd of about 100 people gathered on folding chairs in the front yard. Posted at 07:37 AM OFF TO CNN... [Jonah Goldberg] For my Friday morning deal. 8:30ish, my time. Posted at 07:19 AM HOW RED ARE YOU? [KJL] The Red-Blue State Quiz. Posted at 07:17 AM GENDER-APPROPRIATE SLOT [KJL] More on Keryr tonedeafness and Hillary from Captain Ed. Posted at 06:55 AM RE: PREVENTING THE NEXT ONE [KJL] A reader: "Either there is something REALLY bad going on or that article is an urban legend." ME: I'm usually hesitant about these types of things, but this one strikes me as legit, some of the details certainly seem to be. Posted at 06:51 AM HILLARY AND KERRY AS TONEDEAF [KJL] A reader: "Talk about tone deaf -- now Kerry's asked Hillary to speak but only to introduce her husband! That makes it appear the Hillary has no separate reason to be there except for her connection to Bill. If Hillary hadn't run and been elected to the Senate this role might be appropriate. But, come on, she's a popular senator from a large influential democratic state who's raised tons of money for these guys. Shouldn't she qualify in her own right, not just as Bill's helpmeet?" Posted at 05:45 AM POLYAMORYFEST [KJL] Stanley Kurtz saw this coming. Posted at 05:44 AM PREVENTING THE NEXT ATTACK [KJL] This WomenWallStreet.com article is a very disturbing read. Posted at 05:42 AM RE: ANDREA MITCHELL [KJL] A reader who was paying closer attention notes: I also watched the Andrea Mitchell report on Joe Wilson and found it disconcerting (the nicest thing I can saw about an Andrea Mitchell report). Ms. Mitchell reported that Ms. Plame was a "covert operative" within the CIA. I don't believe that is true. Ms. Plame was an analyst and and expert in arms proliferation at the time of the Wilson mission to Niger; however, I can concede that at some time in her career she was "covert". For the present, the only thing covert about Ms. Plame, fleetingly, was her sponsoring Wilson for some pool-side tea-sipping far, far away. Posted at 05:30 AM Thursday, July 15, 2004 WELL... [Jonah Goldberg] My Hillary theory seemed brilliant for a couple hours. On the brighter side, I said on CNN tonight that if Dick Cheney is dumped or otherwise leaves the ticket for anything other than -- God forbid -- a heart-attack, I will eat the front page of today's New York Times which peddled this story in the first place. Posted at 09:51 PM ANDREA MITCHELL [KJL] is reporting on the Joe Wilson story right now. Seems very fair, but I'm only half paying attention. Posted at 06:47 PM RE: HILLARY [KJL] Was just e-chatting with Barbara Comstock. Here's her read of the situation: "I think they are genuinely afraid of her stealing the limelight and there is no love lost between Kerry and Clintons since they wanted Wesley Clark as nominee.....And then you have the fact that Kerry DOES understand that Hillary's plans for 2008 are based on Kerry losing....there's no way around that . But I think the uproar from not having her was just too much to sustain the position. I think it's a good sign that the Kerry campaign is pretty tone deaf even within their own crowd.....and they are arrogant even among their own....." Posted at 06:41 PM KNIGHT KERRY GIVES HILL A SLOT [KJL] Posted at 06:10 PM TAPPED ON BILINGUAL ED [Jonathan H. Adler] TAPped's Nick Confessore labels bilingual education "a failure, kept in place by furious lobbying from bureaucrats and bilingual educators who have much to lose if such programs are abolished." His whole post is worth a read. Posted at 05:15 PM "BLACKS" SPLIT [Jonah Goldberg ] The NAACP Online poll (obviously not scientific in the slightest and will be even less so after this post) has respondents split over whether or not Bush is disrespecting blacks for not speaking at their conventions. Posted at 04:54 PM CNN [Jonah Goldberg] I'm scheduled to be on tonight around 8:15 my time. Posted at 04:46 PM NUGENT FOR SENATE? [Jonathan H. Adler] If only this rumor were true! Posted at 04:07 PM HILLARY! HILLARY! [KJL] An e-mail: Here is what will happen later this month at the Dem convention: Posted at 03:43 PM THE CAIN-ISAKSON POLLS [Jonathan H. Adler] Is Herman Cain's Senate campaign in trouble? Feddie at Southern Appeal says don't believe it and Cain will be the next Senator from Georgia. Posted at 03:08 PM RESTORE HONESTY [Jonathan H. Adler] Glenn Reynolds notes the irony of this "Restore Honesty" website by Joseph Wilson. Even more amusing is that the website is paid for by the Kerry campaign. Everyone else has acknowledged Wilson's credibility is shot. When will John Kerry? Posted at 03:02 PM WATCH IT! [KJL] Barbara Comstock will be on Crossfire, 4:30 EDT. Posted at 03:01 PM RE: THE JULY SURPRISE [KJL] Just remember we called it. (Jonah, coin a phrase and copyright it!) Yesterday on CNN some Kerry or DNC official promised there would be surprises. There she blows. And meanwhile everyone talks about her before and after. It's great for her. But I do have one problem with the stunt theory: Doesn't this hurt Kerry? Like a knight he gives her her podium, that the people and the party want her to have. Ok. But we all talked about her for the week before and in the days after. Star female. Great Democratic hope. Everyone's talking 2008 not 2004. I know it always happens--the fast forward to four years, every four years--but it just seems to me that the Hillary talk is a big deal for Kerry, competition wise. She's, frankly, a heck of a lot more impressive than who they've got. She votes, she contributes, she excites. Plus she's a superstar. If I were Kerry, Hillary's would be the most dreaded name imaginable. She doesn't just rally--she reminds people what they don't have: a true-believing candidate who they love. Posted at 02:03 PM HILLARY CON [Rich Lowry] Jonah, I think you're right. Was just on Fox with Ellis Henican and he said twice, "Believe me, Hillary will speak at the convention." If this is indeed a gambit it would be a pretty clever one, unless people figure it out and talk about it now... Posted at 01:57 PM DOWN IN THE PUMPKIN PATCH [John Derbyshire] The BBC reports that 75 percent of our genetic makeup is the same as that of the common pumpkin. Presumably this is why the word "pumpkin" ends with "kin." But wait -- what is that fluttering of gossamer wings I hear! Why, it's the Muse... Lines in Appreciation of Genetic Propinquity by John Derbyshire A certain young hillbilly bumpkin Was caught having sex with a pumpkin. When arrested he swore: "What's all this fuss for? Where I'm from, it's okay to hump kin!" Posted at 01:36 PM SUPERMAN, KERRY, ETC [Jonah Goldberg] From Gphiler Eric Spratling: Jonah, You mention that Kerry (aka "John Kerry President!") is an incedibly boring etc. public speaker. That's true, but a month or two ago I heard a clip of him on the radio, and it occurred to me why his speaking persona REALLY bothers me: He ends *every* *single* *sentence* as if it were an applause line. Seriously. I mean he's trying to deliver each individual line as if it were the rhetorical climax at the end of a huge dramatic build-up. I'd imitate it for you but it's hard to get across in text. If you can stand a geek analogy, it's sort of like the "Death of Superman" comic book issue from back when, wherein every single panel was a full-page spread of Supes and Doomsday clobbering each other (most of them unrelated to the previous one, I might add); it looked pretty but the attempted drama it was going for got old real fast. Anyone can say what they will about GWB's speaking abilities, but, for the zillionth time, I'd rather have an imperfect but genuine public speaker than a phony and demagogic speaker. Oh, spoiler warning for the death of Superman above, by the way. Posted at 01:21 PM A THEORY [Jonah Goldberg] All of this hullabaloo about Hillary not speaking at the Dem convention has got me thinking. What if it's all a con? Everyone keeps talking about how there's no news to be found in the conventions. As Richard Cohen noted this morning (see below) the choice of Ron Reagan as a speaker was designed to create some buzz for what promises to be a buzzless convention. What if the Hillary snub is the modern equivalent of a staged floor fight? It creates drama for the press: Will She Speak? etc. Indeed, why else would so many prominent Democrats be off message from the Kerry campaign if they weren't in on the whole thing? Besides, there's no practical reason why Hillary shouldn't speak. Hillary will be a player in 2008 no matter what, so all of this stuff about positioning Hillary viz a viz Edwards for 2008 or 2012 doesn't make much sense. Ideologically, Hillary's actually a lot more conservative than Ted Kennedy these days. And while I can understand why the Kerry campaign might want to distance itself from the Clintons, I don't think that's that big a concern. After all a full-blown bear hug for Ted is a lot more damaging than a respectable speech by Hillary. So maybe this is all a stunt? Posted at 01:17 PM STILL MORE [Ramesh Ponnuru] If you're tired of reading this exchange on federalism and social issues, read my piece today about trial lawyer Fred Baron. My emailer again (whose emails I always appreciate, in case people can't tell from the fact that I'm spending so much time on them today): Let me just say that I feel strongly that if a state passes a law which seriously infringes upon the rights to life or liberty of free citizens, then the Federal government has an interest in acting. You mentioned child abuse. If a state or states made child abuse legal (or at least decriminalized it), then I would have no problem with the Feds stepping in and saying, "You can't do that." States may have different laws regarding child abuse, but all of them criminalize it and punish offenders in at least a minimally acceptable manner. Yes, if abortion were only legal in one state, then it might be easier as a practical matter to fight it in that one state. But if the effort were unsuccessful, or if other states started hinting that they, too, would like to legalize it, then an amendment would be in order. In this case, abortion is legal in all 50 states thanks to the Roe decision. If Roe were overturned tomorrow, it would have the same effect as a constitutional amendment assigning the matter of abortion to the states. We could probably expect that about half the states would then outlaw abortion outright, with a few more severely restricting it. So there we would sit, with millions of babies continuing to be killed. I just don't see this as a tenable position, any more than was the position of those who felt that slavery and Jim Crow should have been left to the states. My response: The question in our debate has not been whether it would be wrong for the federal government to step in one or more states legalized abortion or child abuse; it has been whether it would be wrong for it not to step in. Pro-lifers have spent more time and energy over the last 20 years trying to get Roe reversed than trying to pass a Human Life Amendment. The movement is theoretically on the same page as my e-mailer: Most pro-lifers do seem to think that to move away from a constitutional ban, at least as a long-term goal, is a surrender of principle. Practically speaking, the movement has for the most part been trying to get the issue back to the states. (I don't think the campaign for federal and state bans on partial-birth abortion invalidates this point.) I don't think this has been a retreat from principle. In a post-Roe world, a few states might generally ban abortion, several would generally permit it, and many would regulate it much more than they do now. Pro-lifers would work in those states to get as much protection for the unborn as possible. They might find that calling for a federal constitutional ban on abortion was an important part of their strategy in getting more protection. But while they worked for that long-term goal, they would be trying to ban it state by state. If they were successful in the constitutional campaign, presumably they would first have to be successful in many states. By the time you could amend the Constitution, you would have to have most states in the pro-life camp already. Maybe--this is a fantastically optimistic projection, but the idea that you would be near ratification of the amendment is fantastically optimistic to begin with--you would have six states left that allowed abortion. Under those circumstances, it might well make sense to have a federal constitutional amendment. It would give the pro-life policy more durability, include those states even if majorities there were recalcitrant, etc. On the other hand, it might still work better to work within those six states. Maybe by that point you would have a consensus in 44 states to ban abortion, but still have many voters there who find the idea of amending the Constitution radical, or don't wish to dictate to other states' citizens; or maybe there would be other factors that made an amendment harder to accomplish. (I'm not saying those voters' judgments would be right.) Maybe, even under those circumstances, it would be wisest of pro-lifers not to go the federal constitutional route, or at least not to put 9/10ths of their energies into that effort. You could end the day banning abortion in all fifty states; or banning it in the federal Constitution; or just working forever to change the law in those states. Throughout any of these possible future histories, pro-lifers could have done everything in their power at every point to protect unborn life without ever necessarily making a big push to amend the federal Constitution. How best to advance the principle that unborn life must be protected in law is itself a question of prudence, not principle. Posted at 01:14 PM BERET ME NOT ON THE LONE PRAIRIE [John Derbyshire] Andrew: There is only one kind of beret an honest man is ever seen wearing. As a Brit, you should know that. When I was going round asking mathematicians about the Riemann Hypothesis, every time I mentioned de Branges, they broke out in smiles. "Don't touch him with a barge pole," was the consensus of advice. So I didn't; though I did give him credit -- which he richly deserves -- for proving the Bieberbach Conjecture (p.383 of Prime Obsession). Posted at 01:07 PM BERET-HEAD TRIUMPH [Andrew Stuttaford] Derb? Derb? Posted at 12:49 PM I'M BEHIND PARIS [Andrew Stuttaford] If you have any remaining shreds of doubt that Tony Blair's Labour Party is dedicated to unecessary meddling, read this: "A minister for the Olympics could be appointed as part of the summer reshuffle, to increase London's chances of securing the Games in 2012." The Olympics are not only dull, corrupt and riddled with hubris, they are a blight on any city on which they descend. If he possessed any commonsense, Blair would appoint a minister to save London from this menace. Meanwhile, Nurse Bloomberg, a man on a mission to make life in New York City as miserable as possible, is doing his best to bring the revolting Olympics spectacle to the Big Apple. No surprises there. Hopefully, neither man will prevail. Go, Paris, go! Posted at 12:47 PM ROD PAIGE VS. NAACP [Tim Graham] Education Secretary Rod Paige takes on the NAACP on today's Wall Street Journal editorial page. His message: "You do not own, and you are not the arbiters of, black authenticity." As a longtime member of the NAACP, he decries how Kweisi Mfume and Julian Bond have "done a great disservice to our organization, and to the founders of our civil rights movement, with their hateful and untruthful rhetoric about Republicans and President Bush." Posted at 12:43 PM HIGHLARIOUS [Jonah Goldberg] The RestoreHonesty.com website -- run by Wilson -- was paid for by John Kerry. Instapundit's got the goods. Posted at 12:40 PM THE SALON CRUISE [Jonah Goldberg] I Instant Messaged the link to the Salon Cruise to my lovely bride. She responded: "Oh my god. Can you just see it degenerating like the ship in "Dead Calm"? With bodies floating below decks and porn running in a continuous reel on the giant screen?" Posted at 12:30 PM THE INDISPENSABLE MAN [Kate O'Beirne] The front page news on the latest conspiracy theory about Dick Cheney is the loopiest yet. Democratic strategists are peddling this nonsense to distract attention from the real news - dead cats bounce, but John Kerry didn't following his Edwards announcement. Democrats naturally want to change the conversation from "why didn't the articulate attractive Senator significantly boost the ticket?" to "will Dick Cheney be dumped?" In 2000, George Bush got about a 12 point bounce when he tapped Dick Cheney. Posted at 12:23 PM HAVING ZUIDER-DAM GOOD TIME [Jack Fowler] Speaking of cruises…It's a tough job running NR's cruise program, having to check out the ship in advance, but someone has to do it. Anyway, I'm writing from Holland America's spectacular Zuiderdam, which will be the happy home to NR's November "Post-Election" Cruise (featuring Dick Morris, Pat Toomey, VDH, Bernard Lewis, Ed Gillespie, Michelle Malkin, Steve Moore, Dinesh D'Souza, John Hillen, Derb, Rich Lowry, Ramesh Ponnuru, Jay Nordlinger--did I forget anyone?!). The food (I think the ghost of my grandmother is in the kitchen--the pasta sauce is bene bene bene!), the service, the accommodations--as Tony the Tiger says, they're grrrrrrrrrrreat! You have to join us--our November voyage will be one for the books (on top of a great cruise, there will be all those NR extras/exclusives: scintillating seminars, revelrous cocktail parties, and smokin' smokers!). The price is right (starting at just $1,549 a person!), and the crowd is right. Sign up now--click here for details. Posted at 12:18 PM ANOTHER SURRENDER [KJL] London (CNN) - Another Saudi militant has given himself up, this time in Damascus, according to Saudi security sources. Details are sketchy, but Ibrahim al-Harbi gave himself up to the Saudi Embassy in Damascus today. He is said to have been with bin Laden in Afghanistan after 9/11 but there was little other detail about him. Posted at 12:16 PM FEDERALISM, CTD. [Ramesh Ponnuru] My emailer is not giving up that easily: We "let" each state decide how to punish most murderers, but only within prescribed Federal court-mandated parameters. States are only allowed to implement the death penalty because the Supreme Court has deemed that it does not constitute cruel or unusual punishment for certain types of major criminals. Let a state pass a law that allows capital punishment for shoplifting and see how fast the Federal courts stop it! I admit ignorance on the history of legalized abortion in this country, but I assume from your message that 1960 was the year that a state first legalized abortion. [I just used 1960 because I know all states prohibited abortion at that time, and was too lazy to look up which year the first legalization took place. -- RP] Going with this assumption, then no, the U.S. was not unprincipled from 1889-1960 because none of the states had legalized abortion; there was no need for an amendment. We don't have a constitutional amendment against ritual sacrifice, either, but it (along with billions of other theoretical amendments) is unnecessary because no state currently allows it. If, however, California were to legalize ritual sacrifice and the Supreme Court were to rule that states have the right to legalize it if they want to, then I would definitely support an amendment to stop it. And yes, it would be unprincipled to take the position that ritual sacrifice is an issue best left to the states. My response: Hell hath no fury like a Ponnuru accused of being unprincipled. The Supreme Court got into the business of regulating the death penalty in recent decades. Whether it was right or not can be debated. Let's assume, for the sake of argument, that we were living in a country where the Constitution, properly interpreted, left the states alone in this matter--that the historic rule were correct and applied here. How would that set of affairs be unprincipled? Child-abuse laws are almost entirely state-level. Unprincipled? As I've said before, I believe that the Fourteenth Amendment's guarantee of equal protection to all persons requires Congress to see to it than the unborn are protected from homicide in all 50 states. But let's assume that the amendment did not exist (or that I'm wrong, as the vast majority of legal analysts believe). It's 1867, and some state decides to permit abortion. You could very well try to amend the federal Constitution to block this. Or you could just try to change the law in that state. Let's say that it's easier to work within that state to change the law than to amend the federal Constitution--as it very well could be. Under those circumstances, it would make a great deal of sense for pro-lifers to work within the state; it would be perverse not to do so. And there would be no reason in principle that they would have to amend the Constitution: the course of action they should choose would depend on those circumstances. Posted at 11:56 AM ONE MORE [Mark R. Levin] Here are my final thoughts for now: 1. I certainly would support either of the same-sex constitutional amendments over none, or either of the abortion amendments over none. My focus was exclusively about the prioritizing of principles and the consequences of the alternatives. As I said yesterday, I remain skeptical that the Hatch amendment would succeed in its stated purpose. It also seems to me that the amendment process itself, as has been alluded to, is the manifestation of popular will. It requires super-majorities of Congress and state legislators. It is more democratic than any other legislative process at the federal or state level, short of ballot initiatives. The Hatch Amendment is not more or less federalist in nature. It's not federalist at all. It overrides the governmental structure set-up in state constitutions. Finally, I see no reason to make procedural distinctions in addressing abortion and same-sex marriage respecting how we would amend the Constitution. ... Been fun. Time to move along ... Posted at 11:51 AM RE: WILSON HELD HOSTAGE [KJL] I don't easily see an ad for the Salon cruise on Salon's website, but their still-live cruise-booking page suggests Joe Wilson's still their headliner. Will they find him in time? Posted at 11:48 AM FEDERALISM AND LIFE [Ramesh Ponnuru] An email: I must respectfully disagree with you regarding your assertion that it would be "smarter" for social conservatives to push for a constitutional amendment making abortion a state matter rather than an amendment that would ban the practice outright. In a purely political sense, you are correct. But such a change in tactics would rob the pro-life movement of its moral authority. The pro-life position, after all, is that abortion is a form of murder. To merely say, "We are going to let each state decide if it will allow for legal infanticide or not," is not a principled position. Homogamy (a nod to Derb) is a horrible, society-destroying thing, but it's not murder. My response: I know a lot of pro-lifers think as you do. And I can certainly see a political argument that the movement would inevitably find itself talking about the courts and federalism rather than about abortion--although I think that's a mistake. But the unprincipled thing, I don't see. We "let" each state decide how to punish most murders. Is that too "unprincipled"? Was the legal regime of 1880-1960 in America, where states prohibited abortion but the national government did not, unprincipled? Was it not pro-life? Is it "unprincipled" not to seek an international codification of pro-life policy? Posted at 11:43 AM KERRY & TEACHERS [Jonah Goldberg ] He's talking about under-paid teachers. That's fine, what else is he going to do? But I do like the irony that the AFT has just come out with its national survey of schools and found that teachers in Washington DC rank fifth in the nation with an average salary of $53,194. I have no problem with paying teachers very well, but I think the notion that high salaries create great schools is nonsense. Posted at 11:40 AM MACK ATTACK [John J. Miller] Michigan's Mackinac Center--the best state-level think tank in America--reports that Detroit Public Schools have 35,000 fewer students and 1,723 more employees than they did eight years ago. Student performance remains poor. School choice, anyone? Posted at 11:37 AM KERRY @ NAACP [Jonah Goldberg] I've been tuning in and out to Kerry's speech to the NAACP. First of all, he is quitely simply a terrible speaker. Boring, lifeless, listless, dull, unenthusiastic, plodding, and all that. Second of all, he's boring. Posted at 11:34 AM AMBASSADOR HELD HOSTAGE [Jonah Goldberg] Today is Day 13 of the Joe Wilson abduction. A quick Nexis search shows that the last time he was on television was July 2. This is like a diabetic going two weeks without his insulin. Clearly, he must be handcuffed to a radiator somehwere. Why else would he not explain himself publicly? In all seriousness, as James Taranto noted yesterday, for Joe Wilson to turn down TV appearances must mean he's got real problems. Indeed, Josh Marshall says that White House staffers subject to criminal prosecution should just come forward and admit they accidentally outed Valerie Plame if that's all they did. I agree in principle, but in reality that's a bit naive. Who knows what's going on behind the scenes between the lawyers and the prosectors (and I don't recall Marshall saying all the Clintonites should just come clean to Ken Starr). But Marshall's disingenous suggestion can much more easily be directed against Wilson. Why on earth has he shut up? Can anyone think of another public figure who enjoyed preening in the limelight more than Wilson? Why, suddenly, when demand spikes for him to trot out to the studios has he gotten stage fright? His honor is at stake. He's being called a liar -- by lots and lots of people. His wife has been called a liar. And yet Wilson, who is facing no criminal charges, tells CNN he's not doing television interviews. Indeed, since Wilson lied to Marshall himself, why isn't Marshall leading the charge for Wilson to clear the air? UPDATE: My apologies to Tim. See his breakdown on media coverage of the Wilson Abduction here. Posted at 11:23 AM TO MARK [Ramesh Ponnuru] Obviously I do favor the Journal and Hatch "position" in that I favor an amendment that would give power over same-sex marriage, civil unions, and related issues to state legislatures. But let's not read into this a unified position on other matters. The Journal opposes the FMA and Hatch supports it. I've never suggested that there is something in principle wrong or illegitimate with amending the Constitution to include a policy on marriage. What I have said is this: 1) The Hatch language is crafted narrowly to meet the danger that social conservatives correctly claim to exist and that inspired the calls to amend the Constitution in the first place--the danger, that is, that judges will impose same-sex marriage on the country. Going beyond a ban on judges imposing same-sex marriage is, whether wise or unwise, unnecessary. 2) There are reasons to think that the Hatch language would be easier to enact than the FMA. 3) The possibility of amending the Constitution in a Hatch-like way suggests that the common conservative talking point that it is inevitable that we will have a national definition of marriage--either judge-imposed same-sex marriage or the FMA--is wrong. That's the point that I made yesterday, objecting to the making of this point by you and by others. You ask if I would object to a constitutional amendment banning abortion. I would not. (Indeed, I believe that existing constitutional language already points in this direction, but I'm going to leave that aside for this post.) But I would also be delighted if a constitutional amendment giving responsibility for the issue to state legislatures rather than the courts were to pass. Such an amendment would probably also be easier to pass than an amendment that banned abortion. (Which is not to say it would be easy to pass.) So under most circumstances I would suggest that pro-lifers would be wiser to take up the state-legislature amendment than to take up an abortion-ban amendment. Posted at 11:07 AM AS IF READING WFB WEREN'T ENOUGH [KJL] His new book (a handome looking one, I might add), Miles Gone By, comes with a 48-minute audio CD: Listen to William F. Buckley Jr. read from his book: about Roosevelt, Princess Diana, sailing, skiing, fatherly pride, National Review, Lourdes, Blackford Oakes, the Titanic, running for mayor, Tom Wolfe, Whittaker Chambers, vacations, flying, drinking wine, God and Man at Yale, and much more. It's not the kind of book you want to take out of the library. It's the kind you want to own. And give as a gift. Etc. That's not just corporate Kathryn speaking. You know where I am coming from--of course you want Miles Gone By. Posted at 11:01 AM GOOD FOR RICHARD COHEN [Jonah Goldberg ] You may disagree with him on stem cells, Ronald Reagan etc. But he really does nail Ron Reagan for speaking at the Dem Convention. Posted at 10:50 AM RE: VEEPSTAKES [Jonah Goldberg] John -- Point taken. But you have to admit it would be fun to tell a Vice President Edwards that statistically the only way he'd get into the Big Boy chair would be if if Edwards left a roller skate at the top of the stairs for him. And Edwards does have some expertise in the slip-and-fall business. Posted at 10:49 AM SUDAN [John J. Miller] I'm no fan of the leftists who comprise the Congressional Black Caucus. I'm no advocate of civil disobedience, either. Yet the CBCers getting themselves arrested in front of Sudan's embassy have adopted a worthy cause. Posted at 10:42 AM TO RAMESH [Mark R. Levin] I just assumed your positive references to the Hatch and Wall Street Journal positions suggested approval of them. But back to your point. Do you apply this quasi-federalist/populist position to other issues, such as abortion? Would you oppose a federal amendment outlawing abortion because it violates states' rights, or would you leave that to state legislatures (without federal or state court involvement, of course) as a means of democratizing the issue? It is not clear to me if your approach is issue specific for some reason, or a general approach you would apply to constitutional questions. Posted at 10:37 AM VEEPSTAKES [John J. Miller] Jonah: Unless the boss dies or resigns. That's a pretty big exception. Let's see, there's Ford, LBJ, Truman, Coolidge, TR, etc. A large proportion of our presidents have been vice presidents. I take your point that the ascendancy is not automatic--sitting veeps are notoriously handicapped when they run on their own. But if I really, really wanted to be president, and someone offered me the veep slot on a major-party ticket, I'd be hard-pressed to say no. Posted at 10:35 AM RE: VEEP DOOM [Jonah Goldberg] John - I agree with you. But winning the Vice-Presidency isn't that great either. Contrary to the conventional wisdom, Vice Presidents don't often get to be president -- unless the boss dies or resigns. As I've written around here before, since 1804 — when veep and presidential candidates started running on the same ticket — only two sitting VPs have been elected president without the help of their boss dying first: Martin Van Buren and the first President Bush. Richard Nixon is the only former vice president to be elected president without the benefit of first being an unelected president, through the death or resignation of his boss. This explains why Teddy Roosevelt called the office a steppingstone to oblivion, and John Nance Garner said things about it not printable on a family website. Gore would have been the third sitting VP to be elected (and liberal readers can spare me the emails about how Gore was elected. Old joke, doesn't get better with age). But his problems, I think, highlight a lot of the disadvantages of being a VP. You have another politician's baggage to explain and if you try to distance yourself too much from your old boss, you tick-off your base in the process. Plus, the Vice Presidency is inherently castrating which never helps when you're trying to run for alpha dog. Posted at 10:20 AM VEEP DOOM [John J. Miller] Of course, Edwards' future is dim if Kerry doesn't win. I can think of only one veep candidate who appeared on a losing ticket and later went on to become president: FDR, in 1920. I suppose that's not a bad role model, especially for a Democrat. But there's only one example. Running and losing as veep isn't an automatic ticket punch to greatness. Posted at 10:11 AM FUTURE RECRIMINATIONS [John J. Miller] Derb: Kerry picking Edwards was bad news for the Clinton crowd. If Kerry loses, Edwards immediately becomes a frontrunner for the 2008 Democratic nomination--a credible challenger to H.R.H. H.R.C. That would not have happened with a figure like Dick Gephardt, or possibly Joe Biden or Bob Graham (two other purported short-list guys). So if Kerry does in fact lose, expect a large number of Democrats to dump on Edwards, whether he deserves it or not. He will get a heap of blame for the loss, not for anything he did, but for what he will be in a position to do (i.e., deny HRC what is rightfully hers). Posted at 10:04 AM ATTENTION BAY AREA CONSERVATIVES [Ramesh Ponnuru] (Assuming any exist:) I'll be there from Sept. 20-24 if you are looking for speakers. Contact me at rponnuru@nationalreview.com Posted at 09:58 AM GUNS AND STUFF [KJL] I saw part of the last episode last season by accident, Jonah. Donna, the assistant to Josh Lyman, somehow wound up in Israel on a diplomatic mission and got shot. She was being operated on, with Josh dramatics and emotion highlighted. Seemed like a slightly more interesting than average soap opera. Only slightly more interesting because I'm a geek who will brake for White House scenes and the like. (Oh look--that looks exactly like that hallway in the Russell Office building!) But guns and medical drama, indeed. Michael Ledeen has that movie script in the works. NRO should definitely market a drama/sitcom. Posted at 09:55 AM BAINBRIDGE VS. EPSTEIN [Ramesh Ponnuru] They're debating. Posted at 09:53 AM MORE ON DAN TROY [Jonah Goldberg] Overlawyered has more on the substance of what the trial lawyers are trying to do. Posted at 09:45 AM CHURCHES AND STATES [Ramesh Ponnuru] I have some reservations about Cathy Young's column. I disagree with her analysis of abortion law, for example, and the phrase "the separation of church and state" would require some specification before it could be said to be either a "bedrock principle" or a "myth." But most of the points she makes about Texas Republicans' foolish platform assertion that America is a "Christian nation," and their attempts to defend that assertion, are sound. Posted at 09:43 AM RE: WEST WING [Jonah Goldberg] K-Lo. I haven't watched it in a longtime. It's pretty much useless. I don't know if my predictions have come true or not. But I expected the show to degenerate into a generic TV drama with babies being born in elevators and a lot more guns going off. That certainly was the direction it was moving last I watched. Posted at 09:40 AM ANOTHER RESPONSE TO LEVIN [Ramesh Ponnuru] I didn't defend the Hatch amendment as a pure federalist approach. It is more federalist than either the FMA or federal-court-imposed same-sex marriage in that it leaves freedom of action to state legislatures. But it takes it away from state (and federal) courts. As I've written before on NRO, it's more purely a democracy amendment than a federalist one. So whoever you're arguing with, it isn't me. Posted at 09:24 AM RE: KERRY DUMPS EDWARDS [John Derbyshire] J.J.: This raises the Dick Morris point: Strategically, the Clintons must wish for the Democratic ticket to lose in November. (or Hillary will be shut out until 2012.) How much effort will the Clintons put in to make that happen? Plausible answers range all the way from "none at all" to "a very great deal"; but does anyone believe the Clintons haven't been thinking hard about it? Posted at 09:23 AM DUMPING CHENEY [Jonah Goldberg] I talked to a prominent Republican yesterday -- I gave a talk to a bunch of Congressmen who belong to the Conservative Opportunity Society -- who thought this whole Cheney thing was nonsense and that Cheney's numbers went up with independent men and even Churchgoers. He seemed to have seen the numbers or it may have simply been what he'd heard. But, that certainly confirms my intuition. I simply don't believe that Cheney is "radioactive" with very many people who aren't already decided Bush haters. Posted at 08:43 AM EMMYS [KJL] The West Wing, Allison Janney, & Martin Sheen are nominated for Emmys again. I thought that might die off this year. Does anyone watch that anymore? Jonah? Very cool though: Lionel Chetywnd's Ike (starring Tom Selleck) is nominated, too. Congrats! But, so is The Reagans--for best TV movie, best actor and actress. Sigh. That is pure politics. It was TERRIBLE--like just on its merits. Btw, John Ritter is nominated for best comedy actor. Posted at 08:42 AM A N.C. POLL THAT MAKES MORE SENSE [John Hood] As I suspected would happen, the Gallup poll earlier this week that showed Bush-Cheney ahead of Kerry-Edwards by 15 points in North Carolina was not treated with much respect by either party within the state. Democrats had no reason to play up a distressing result for them, while Republicans were properly skeptical of the margin (internal polls from both sides have showed the race much closer) and concerned that if they acted triumphant about a perverse “Bush bounce” in the aftermath of the Edwards pick, that would just set them up for embarrassment when other polls were subsequently released showing a closer contest. Indeed, that was the right tactical choice. Today a Mason-Dixon poll for NC news organizations portrays a far different picture: a three-point lead for the Republican ticket, 48 percent to 45 percent with 7 percent undecided. The news isn’t all bad for the GOP — after all, you’d expect the selection of a home-state senator to have given the Dems a strong bounce here — but it is much closer to the truth than the flawed Gallup data and explains why both sides are now spending money here. Posted at 08:39 AM CORNER CLASSIFIEDS [KJL] Folks over at Crisis, the Catholic mag, tell me they have an immediate job opening: Editorial Assistant Opening Posted at 08:35 AM KERRY DUMPS EDWARDS [John J. Miller] K Lo: We should encourage people to start talking about Kerry dumping Edwards. You know, Edwards just hasn't delivered the boost in the polls the Kerry camp probably expected. Those numbers from North Carolina--Bush/Cheney at 56 percent, Kerry/Edwards at 41 percent--must have been a terrible shock. Every time Kerry denies that he's going to ditch Edwards, we'll regard it as further proof that he's secretly considering it. Isn't that the New York Times standard for Cheney news? Maybe Hillary Clinton hasn't been assigned a slot to speak at the Dem convo because she's going to be giving the veep acceptance speech! John Edwards, watch your back! Posted at 08:17 AM DROPPING CHENEY [KJL] A New York Times piece based on, it seems, just about nothing. The assignment editor was bored. Posted at 08:00 AM SADDAM'S TIES TO TERROR [Jonah Goldberg] Allawi says they were quite strong. (Nod to Andrew Sullivan). Posted at 07:45 AM THAT DOG WON'T HUNT [Jonah Goldberg ] Not that it would matter to the constituency in question. But simply for the record: If you start prattling to me via email or in any other mode of communication about how Whoopi Goldberg's (no relation) firing from Slim Fast constitutes censorship or anything of the like I will assume you are simply trying to make yourself look silly. One can already hear this buzzing around the web and it's like a dye-marker for the ridiculous. The obvious points: Censorship is what governments do. Refusing to pay a spokeswoman who hurts your business is what businesses do. Slim-Fast is not only a private firm, its president is a die-hard Democrat who despises Bush. Whoopi can still say all of the same things she said to those Democrats that night, she just can't get paid to hawk weight-loss products by Slim-Fast at the same time. If she -- or anybody else -- was really concerned about Whoopi's free speech, they'd want the Democrats to stop "censoring" the videotape in question. I know for a fact that C-Span wants to run it, I heard them say so just the other day. Last, if your heart bleeds for Whoopi, it must also bleed for Anita Bryant, no? Posted at 07:37 AM NOVAK BREAKS HIS SILENCE [Jonah Goldberg ] Bob Novak twists the knife on Joe Wilson. Posted at 07:29 AM RE: NAACP CONVENTION [Tim Graham] Yes, John, they've made a big deal about this before -- in 1996, when they somehow couldn't believe that Bob Dole wouldn't speak before the NAACP. Here's NBC reporter Jim Miklaszewski on July 10 of that year: "Dole had been invited speak to the [NAACP] convention yesterday, but declined. He claimed he was already committed to campaigning and the All-Star baseball game. To those at this convention, this was quite a stretch and an insult to African-American voters....By not showing up here, Bob Dole may reinforce those racial divides along party lines and fuel the anxiety among some Republicans that in this presidential campaign, Bob Dole might not be up to the challenge." Any NAACP-campaign story this year ought to mention the infamous James Byrd ad in the fall of 2000, where Gov. Bush was accused of dragging Byrd to death all over again by refusing to surrender on a "hate crimes" bill. Here's how CNN did the typically biased story first, and then did the less ridiculous story later, ad mention included. Posted at 07:09 AM NAACP AD NAUSEUM [John J. Miller] Has a candidate's decision not to give a speech before an interest group ever attracted more attention than President Bush's decision not to speak to the NAACP this year? I can understand a single story saying the president is staying away, especially if it also quotes Julian Bond calling conservatives "the Taliban wing" of the GOP and notes that Bush earned so much goodwill the last time he spoke to the NAACP that the group ran ads basically blaming him for the racist killing of a Texas man. By my count, however, the Washington Post today runs its third news story on the matter. (That's three that discuss the matter prominently; several others make minor references.) Can we now please have three big news stories on John Kerry not speaking to the NRA or his failure to attend CPAC or his refusal ever to go on one of our National Review cruises? Posted at 05:55 AM CRIKEY! [John J. Miller] Good news for Crocadile Hunter fans: The government of Australia won't be prosecuting Steve Irwin for getting too close to Antarctic wildlife during the recent filming of a wildlife documentary. It's absurd that he was even considered a potential criminal. The man has done more to promote the public appreciation of animals than PETA or the Sierra Club or just about any other do-gooder group of animal lovers, and yet he was nearly fined or tossed in jail because he allegedly touched a humpback whale and got too close to a seal. Zoos put up signs saying not to feed the animals; in Antarctica, you're apparently not even supposed to be in their general vicinity. Is there a huge problem with people wanting to pet penguins in Antarctica? Something tells me the whales and seals can take care of themselves. A shame this was even an issue. I wonder if Irwin would consider moving to Illinois and running for the Senate as a Republican. Posted at 05:37 AM ARCHEOLOGY IN IRAQ STILL JUDENREIN [John Derbyshire] This was passed on by blogger Randall Parker: If you want to do archeology in Iraq, don't be Jewish. Posted at 12:25 AM FRIENDS OF THE FATWA [Andrew Stuttaford] Britain’s Labour government is contemplating the introduction of a law against inciting 'religious hatred', whatever that means. This is a bad idea: it’s easy to see how the threat of prosecution could be abused to, say, muzzle future Salman Rushdies. David Green of the British think-tank Civitas is not impressed. ”[British Home Secretary] Mr Blunkett's particular intention is to give protection to Islam, but of all the major religions it is the one that should remain open to free criticism, for its own good. A great battle is currently going on between moderates and fundamentalists. For moderates, religious faith offers moral guidance for free and responsible individuals. For fundamentalists, the Koran contains absolute truths that must never be questioned. Both are concerned with right and wrong, but moderates speak the language of chiding, reproach, remorse and forgiveness; extremists think in terms of heresy, apostasy and punishment. The fatwah against Salman Rushdie, calling for him to be put to death for stepping out of line, should have been warning enough. And yet Mr Blunkett wants to protect extremists and their fatwahs from liberal criticism… “For the sake of religion, democracy and the continuance of our tradition of tolerance, there should be no law against religious hatred. Priests, rabbis and imams should develop thick skins.” Indeed they should. As Nick Cohen wrote in last Sunday’s Observer “a religion is a system of ideas like any other and must have its claims tested in the necessarily rough arguments of a free society. If people's sensibilities are offended, that's tough.” It’s not only tough, it’s healthy. Needless to say, such thinking runs entirely contrary to the sappy, and intellectually insulting, ecumenism that is this country’s official creed, but that’s a topic for another time. Posted at 12:24 AM WE'RE WAITING ARIANNA [Andrew Stuttaford] The news that John Edwards has used fairly sophisticated techniques to keep his tax bill down, and Teresa Heinz Kerry’s continued, uh, reticence over her own contribution to Uncle Sam has made for entertaining reading, but it begs one, critical, question. What will Arianna say? As the woman who edged out Gary Coleman in California’s gubernatorial race, Arianna Huffington is clearly someone of national importance, and Mrs. Huffington does not, she says, like the idea of the rich gaming the system. Here’s what she wrote on July 7th: “Edwards’ core theme of the two Americas — “one for the powerful insiders, and another for everyone else” — helps sharpen the differences between the two tickets, and underlines that, far from being a uniter, George Bush has been the ultimate divider. As Edwards evocatively paints it, Bush has created two school systems, two health care systems, two economic systems, two tax systems…” Two tax systems, eh? So, come on Arianna, tell us what you think about Edwards’ subchapter S. And tell us what you think about Teresa. Come on, we’re waiting. Posted at 12:05 AM BAD MEDICINE [Andrew Stuttaford] Should you trust doctors in Pennsylvania? Posted at 12:01 AM Wednesday, July 14, 2004 DITKA BLUES? [Tim Graham] Hey, K-Lo, at least we can get someone smarter than Mike Ditka. (Although I think he was probably smart to bow out.) Bush likes to joke he traded Sammy Sosa from Texas. But Ditka traded his entire draft slate to the Redskins to get Ricky Williams, which probably shortened his Saints coaching career quite a bit. He looked ridiculous wearing a dreadlock wig that day...Democrats might have used that photo. Never draft a player willing to be photographed in a wedding dress, I always say. I have a bias against celebrity candidates, at least first-time celebrity candidates (Reagan's excluded, of course.) Today's media has already given the Ditka trial balloon more national publicity than every serious Senate challenger in America. Just as they ridiculously devoted gaga stories to Warren Beatty and Donald Trump for President in 1999. Brent Bozell bashed all that back then. Posted at 11:31 PM PERP THUMB CROSSES ATLANTIC [KJL] Posted at 11:21 PM SIGH [KJL] No Ditka. Who can we draft who's cooler than Ditka? Posted at 10:37 PM FULL MAIL BOX [Jonah Goldberg] Any email sent after 9:10 PM didn't make it through because I hit the full mailbox limit. Alas, baseball is email-box viagra. Unless it's really, really important: Please no more baseball emails tonight. Thanks. Posted at 09:48 PM BATTLE OF THE EXPERTS (CONT.) [John Derbyshire] "Derb---Your second 'expert' on DMSO is correct. DMSO (for DiMethyl SulfOxide) is quite harmless by itself and is used as folk remedies for common ailments in Mexico and other places. The problem comes when it's not pure. You see, DMSO is a fantastic solvent (I use it in the lab all the time to dissolve samples), and DMSO has the property that it is quite readily absorbed through the skin. When it's absorbed through the skin, it'd better be pure. Or else everything dissolved in it will also go right along with it. I always wear gloves when working with DMSO as I don't want to be poisoned by all the other stuff around the lab that might make its way onto my hands." Posted at 07:31 PM DON'T DO THE PERP THUMB IN KOREATOWN [John Derbyshire] "Hello Mr. Derbyshire---I had a roommate in graduate school from South Korea, and we once went to Koreatown here in Los Angeles for dinner. While ordering, I inadvertantly held my thumb between my index and middle fingers and my roommate almost had a seizure. He was so shocked about something that he couldn't speak for several seconds, and I noticed many stares in our direction (The restaurant's patrons were all Korean except for me, as far as I could tell). I thought they were concerned for my distressed friend, but they were staring at me in disgust. My roommate calmed himself and told me that I should not do this thing with my thumb. Later, he told me it was the Korean equivalent of an extended middle finger, except even more obscene as it supposedly simulates a sexual act." Posted at 07:30 PM A POSSIBLE CLUE TO THE FUTURE [Ramesh Ponnuru] Q: Other than Franklin D. Roosevelt, has an unsuccessful vice presidential candidate ever become a successful presidential candidate? -- Martin Hoerchner, London, England A: Nope. FDR, who ran with Ohio Gov. James Cox on the unsuccessful 1920 Democratic ticket, won the presidency 12 years later. John Tyler deserves a mention, however. Tyler was an unsuccessful Whig Party candidate for vice president in 1836. That year, the Whigs ran four different candidates for president (Tyler ran for VP on two of them), in the hope that a split vote would throw the election into the House. The strategy didn't work, as Democrat Martin Van Buren won. In 1840, Tyler was again running for vice president, and this time he was successful, as the Whig ticket led by William Henry Harrison was elected. One month later, Harrison was dead and Tyler was president. But he never succeeded in winning support from Whigs or Democrats, and in 1844 he failed in his bid to keep his job. All this is from http://www.npr.org/features/columns/column.php?columnId=1930201 -- which for some reason I can't link to in the usual fashion. Posted at 07:26 PM RESPONSE TO RAMESH [Mark R. Levin] No, this amendment wouldn't supercede the 14th amendment, unless it specifically says-so. Your point -- that there's nothing in the Constitution authorizing judges to demand same-sex marriages -- underscores my point, i.e., that a restatement of federalist doctrine as applies to same-sex marriages is unlikely to have the impact you suggest. And the irony of what you, and I guess Hatch and the WSJ propose, is that you are not defending states' rights as you are using a federal constitutional amendment to prevent one branch of state government from exercising its perceived state constitutional authority. This isn't federalism. I don't know what it is. But I find such an intrusion into state government at least as offensive to states' rights as federal definition of marriage. Posted at 07:08 PM LOSER! [KJL] Slimfast drops Whoopi Posted at 07:02 PM RESPONSE TO LEVIN [Ramesh Ponnuru] You seem to be assuming that the Hatch/Wall Street Journal proposal would cover only federal courts; it covers state courts too. I think your redundancy argument w/r/t the federal courts alone is off base. Even if the Tenth Amendment weren't there, I don't think there's anything in the Constitution that authorizes federal judges to demand same-sex marriage. But if the Fourteenth Amendment's equal protection clause really did authorize that, the Tenth would not be a good reason for them to refrain from acting: the later amendment presumably supersedes the older in cases of conflict. The Hatch proposal would clarify that no, the federal courts cannot impose same-sex marriage on any constitutional theory (while also blocking state courts). Posted at 06:31 PM DITKA STREET RUMORS [KJL] An e-mail (I have no idea...sounds like a Schwarzeneggar on Leno!): "I just walked by Ditka's restaurant here in Chicago, which is besieged by TV crews. The scuttle I overheard was Da Coach was not running, but no official confirmation yet." Posted at 06:08 PM EXONERATING THE LIBERATORS, AGAIN [KJL] Overdue mention: Andrew Apostolou's read on the newly relased BUTLER report is here. Posted at 05:55 PM AMENDMENT OPTIONS [Mark R. Levin] Do I understand the alternative amendment some endorse (which does not define marriage) to basically say that the states shall have the right to define marriage without interference from the courts? The states already possess such power under the 10th amendment, since none of the Constitution's enumerated powers authorize any part of the federal government, including the federal courts, to intervene in such state decisions. I'm not familiar with the proposed wording, but is it any better than that which was ratified in 1791? The 10th amendment seems quite clear, and yet it's widely ignored. I'm not sure an amendment that seeks, in essence, to underscore the 10th amendment would accomplish that which is intended. In any event, based on today's vote, this sadly seems academic. Posted at 05:40 PM WHY NO HULK SEQUEL [Jonah Goldberg ] Pretty dang funny. From the Onion:
X2 come out last year. Spider-Man 2 come out last month. Both great sequels to great movies about Hulk friends. Hulk love great action movies about friends! People buy tickets. Make money for theaters, make money for movie company. Movie company make more movies with money. Already, they working on X-Men 3. Hulk movie come out last year. It success. It big popcorn movie with heart. So why no one want make Hulk 2? It make Hulk mad! Posted at 05:18 PM KERRY CLARIFICATIONS II [Jonah Goldberg] From a reader: "Yost Sucked! Posted at 05:13 PM KERRY CLARIFICATIONS [Jonah Goldberg ] First of all that original link is to an old column from 2000. That's the bad news. The good news is that Kerry did in fact think that Yost played for the BoSox. Here's an item from an earlier column by Gammons: These people deserve a Camden Yards for putting up with narrow aisles, seats built for scrawny 10-year-olds, no room to buy concessions and the grunge of an outdated facility that last year wasn't properly cleaned, per choice of those who look down from the luxury suites. It's not going to happen, though, not with a trust owning the team or the local political delegation. There are no Tip O'Neills or Bill Welds, just city councilors who suggest using Braves Field (which hasn't existed for 30 years), and national representation summed up by a junior senator whose idea of the common man is someone who can only put $10,000 into his campaign funds, thinks low-cost housing is a $680,000 house on Nantucket, changed his middle name to be J.F.K., threw someone else's medals into the ocean in a Vietnam Veterans rally and out-Hillaried that lifelong Yankee fan by appearing on WEEI's Eddie Andelman's show and told listeners he's a lifelong Red Sox fan whose favorite Bosox player was Eddie Yost (too bad Yost never played for the Red Sox).
Posted at 05:09 PM PETE TOWNSHEND ON MICHAEL MOORE [John Derbyshire] For what you always knew about Michael Moore, but never thought you'd hear from a rock guitarist, you have GOT to read this little gem. (Thanks to reader Steve in Pa. for sending this in.) Posted at 05:04 PM JOHN MCCAIN, PASSIONATE REFORMER [Byron York] An attendee at today's Senate Rules Committee hearing on the Federal Election Commission relates the following story: Senator John McCain of the McCain-Feingold campaign finance law was set to testify today, as was FEC chairman Bradley Smith. Before the hearing began, Smith went over to McCain to introduce himself. Posted at 05:02 PM DERB RADIO--A COMPLAINT [John Derbyshire] "Dear Derb---What on earth am I hearing in the background? It sounds like a clothes dryer with a pair of wet sneakers in it." Yeah, sorry. For technical reasons the snippets were read in by phone from my study. I was doing this just at the hour when battalions of Aztecs swarm over my neighbors' gardens with 800-horsepower lawnmowers and leaf blowers rigged up from reconditioned Boeing 747 engines. Noise-reduction software can only do so much. Posted at 04:59 PM BATTLE OF THE EXPERTS [John Derbyshire] Everyone else stand well back, please. "Derb---DMSO, as a cytoprotective agent or anything else, is remarkably non-toxic to humans. I worked in the 90's with Dr. Stanley Jacob, the man most associated with the medical uses of DMSO, and I've read through 11,000+ biological studies done with DMSO. At the time I was actually mixing a 10% solution of Pharm. grade DMSO in my morning orange juice, as well as using it therapeutically for 'colds, moles and sore holes'. To concede a small point, I guess one could drown in it." Posted at 04:57 PM HOMOGAMY HITS INFLECTION POINT [John Derbyshire] Neatly splicing two threads, a reader offers this: "Here's a definition of inflection point that might be more helpful to your readers: The inflection point is the spot where a thing (political issue, movement, campaign, etc.) stops increasing its momentum and starts decreasing its momentum (or vice versa). It is still moving in the same direction (so it hasn't turned), but it now looks like it will eventually stop, rather than continue indefinitely. "Gay marriage is a political (rather judicial) movement that kept increasing its momentum with every court case that was filled. The Goodridge decision was an inflection point (not a turning point) in that it spurred the Conservative opposition to move on a Constitutional amendment. Gay marriage is still progressing (going forward) in its judicial implementation strategy, but it is definitely losing momentum at the present point and may very well grind to a complete stop. "For a bunch of conservatives 'standing athwart history yelling, "Stop!"' the inflection point is a necessary first step in defeating foolhardy attempts to change the status quo." And all without a single diagram! [Note that since momentum is just mass times velocity, and acceleration/deceleration are just increasing/decreasing velocity, and therefore momentum, this is really the same as the non-mathematical definition I gave -- if you ignore relativistic effects...] Posted at 04:56 PM FAIR POINT [Jonah Goldberg] From another reader:
Posted at 04:42 PM RE: KERRY'S SPORTS GAFFE [Jonah Goldberg] Just for the record, my point was a sincere one. Politicians have to go to picnics with firemen and cops and all sorts of union guys. Particularly Democrats and particularly in Massachusetts. Kerry was Lt. Governor of the state. You would just think that he'd have his lines memorized about his favorite Red Sox player. One reader tells me that Yost was a manager of the Sox in the 1950s, so maybe that explains the gaffe in the sense of his recollection. Here's one explanation from a reader that might work: Jonah and gang, And this reader suggests that Gammons has it in for Kerry: Jonah - Posted at 04:39 PM THUMBS, ETC. [Rick Brookhiser] A delightful book on such matters is Gesture in Naples and Gesture in Classical Antiquity, by Andrea de Jorio, trans. by Adam Kendon (Indiana University Press, 2000). De Jorio (1769-1851) was a Neapolitan cleric who wrote a lexicon for local hand gestures. The Mob will take on a whole new meaning. Posted at 04:31 PM THE FMA VOTE: A FEW COMMENTS [Ramesh Ponnuru] 1. You may have noticed that the editors of the Wall Street Journal came out against it this morning. They don't think the Constitution should block same-sex marriage. But they came out for a constitutional amendment that would take the issue away from judges. Their position is very close to my own, and it entails their opposition to most of the specious arguments made against the FMA. Most of the editorial is taken up with refuting those arguments. 2. Proponents of the FMA, including several on this site, keep saying that we are going to have a national policy, and the only question is whether that policy includes or excludes same-sex marriage. Either there will be a national no same-sex-marriage policy through FMA, or the judges will impose same-sex marriage everywhere. But this set of alternatives assumes that we don't make a national decision not to have a national policy: by passing an amendment that leaves the decision to state legislatures. It is unlikely that we will pass such an amendment, of course, because it is unlikely that any amendment will pass--but that is obviously true of the FMA too. (It is, indeed, one of the strengths of the litigative campaign for same-sex marriage that it backed opponents into the position where their only hope of prevailing was to go the extremely difficult route of amending the Constitution.) 3. How bad has Senator Frist's choreography of this debate been? In Roll Call, Mark Preston reported that Democrats were willing to allow an up-or-down vote on FMA, blocking both amendments and filibusters. Republicans decided to reject the offer, and so what we had was a vote on whether to vote on the FMA. From what I can gather, Republicans had three reasons for this: (1) They thought that it would be easier to prevail on future FMA votes if senators didn't compile a record of voting against it. But that means that they have to get senators who thought that the FMA was not even worth voting on to vote for it. It's not obvious that this will be easier than switching a vote. (2) They thought they could make the Democrats look obstructionist, since they were voting against a vote. But that assumed that the media would not tell the full story of the rejected offer. That strategy has thus already failed. (3) They thought a defeat on the FMA would be more demoralizing to social conservatives than a procedural defeat. How does that make sense? Is it better for social conservatives to see that most senators don't think their priorities are even worth a vote? When Republicans try to be clever, the results are rarely what they would wish. Posted at 04:15 PM ATTENTION SPORTS FANS [Jonah Goldberg] Here's a fun item from Peter Gammons at ESPN: We have been led to cynically believe that many politicians are disingenuous and generally phony, but few will ever beat Massachusetts Senator John Kerry. This man, who changed his middle initial to be JFK and at an anti-Vietnam rally threw someone else's medals into the water, made a self-promotion appearance with Boston talk-show maven Eddie Andelman and claimed he was a big Red Sox fan from his days growing up in Groton, Mass. And at the promotion he said Eddie Yost was his favorite player. Me: I am no baseball junky, as everyone here knows. But I do like politics. And while I can understand why I wouldn't know that Eddie Yost never played for the Red Sox, I am baffled how a politician from Mass. could make a mistake like that. Posted at 04:12 PM ANDREW SULLIVAN... [Rich Lowry] ...is up with a preachy post about my post saying he's preachy. He seems to concede that a kind of moral absolutism and judgmentalism do indeed characterize his advocacy on this issue--which was my point. This is fine by me. I just wish, in that case, he wouldn't pretend that all the moralism in our politics is on one side. Worse, he essentially favors having an unelected elite--i.e., judges--impose his moral view on the rest of us. Cotton Mather would be (sort of) proud! A couple of points on substance: 1) He attributes to "the Santorum wing" the view that Vatican/Biblical edicts should be applied directly into U.S. law. Absurd. Santorum has never said this; almost nobody outside the Christian Reconstructionist fringe says this; and Andrew appears to be completely incapable of seeing that there are people who want to ban same-sex marriage and even sodomy who are not enthusiasts for Bible-based law. 2) He says it is "indecent" to amend the Constitution to ban not just same-sex marriage but civil unions and domestic partnerships. The vast majority of supporters of FMA do not believe that it does those things. Andrew is free to disagree, but he either has to say they are lying about their own beliefs or that it's "indecent" of them to take a different view of the legal issues involved. 3) There is a dispute about the meaning of the Virginia law, too, not that Andrew acknowledges the existence of a different view. 4) As for bigotry, why should anyone take lessons on tolerance from Andrew? He routinely smears fundamentalists and evangelicals, attributing to them as a bloc views that many of them (and sometimes most of them) do not hold, and saying that America is at war with them. 5) He says he supports my civil rights and I oppose his. Is Andrew capable of writing anything on this topic that's not question-begging? Opponents of gay marriage like myself don't believe that a civil right to marry someone of the same sex exists. We obviously aren't for denying to gays the rights to speak, vote, own guns, etc. If Andrew reformulated the point in neutral, non-question begging terms, it would be something like: Lowry and I disagree about the definition of civil rights in this instance. Not very damning. But preachy moralists--who often aim to bludgeon and vent as much as to persuade--don't write in such cool-headed terms, so it would be foolish to expect anything different on this issue from Andrew Sullivan, preachy moralist. Posted at 03:59 PM SAFER/NOT SAFER [Jonah Goldberg] Lots of email like this: Jonah- Nice try, but in spite of all the obvious dangers lurking out there in Osamaland, I've felt safer just knowing that Bush is actually DOING something about terrorism beside talking to our eurofriends and blowing up aspirin factories. The only thing that could make me feel LESS safe would be a Congressional investigation into how to make us safer, or, for that feeling of TOTAL vulnerability, a Kerry victory in November. Posted at 03:17 PM IS MICHAEL MOORE THE NEW KEN STARR? [Jonah Goldberg] Interesting email from a reader (I corrected one typo): When the Starr report was made public, independents (like me) who usually lean to the right began to support the president. All the caustic criticism and the self righteous condemnation really turned me off. Posted at 03:16 PM INFLECTION POINT [John Derbyshire] My comment yesterday about the annoyingly imprecise use of the phrase "inflection point" by innumerate scribblers generated a good quantity of e-mail, some querying, some quibbling. In my dual capacity as Ombudsman and Math Guy, I am now going to lay down the law about just when you may use "inflection point" as a metaphor. Listen up! First, cast your eye upon this. It's a curve with an inflection point at the origin (i.e. dead center of the picture). Just as defined in Frost's CURVE TRACING, the inflection point is one at which the tangent to the curve cuts the curve, like this. (Note it is necessary that the tangent to the curve AT THAT POINT cut the curve AT THAT POINT. The tangent at any old point might cut the curve at SOME DIFFERENT POINT -- like this. That doesn't make the tangent point a point of inflection.) Looking at the thing non-mathematically, what's actually happening here at this inflection point? Well, if you follow the curve from left to right along the diagram, what is happening is DECELERATION changing to ACCELERATION at the inflection point. So a proper use of "inflection point" as a metaphor is when you have some phenomenon -- the U.S. economy, say -- that has been decelerating for a while, then begins to accelerate. That's an inflection point -- the point when deceleration stops and acceleration starts. (Note that the deceleration need not go down all the way to zero -- it doesn't in this diagram, though it might in another one.) Suppose an ACCELERATION switches to a DECELERATION. Would that be an inflection point? Sure would: like this. Everybody got that? Good. Now let's see no more sloppy usages of "inflection point," please, not in my bailiwick at any rate. Posted at 03:06 PM EVEN MORE PERP THUMB [John Derbyshire] Many readers have alerted me to the following entry in the OED under "fig": "A contemptuous gesture which consisted in thrusting the thumb between two of the closed fingers or into the mouth. Also, fig of Spain, and to give (a person) the fig." There seem to be many instances of this usage in Shakespeare. The servants in Romeo & Juliet, for example: GREGORY---I will frown as I pass by, and let them take it as they list. SAMPSON---Nay, as they dare. I will bite my thumb at them; which is a disgrace to them, if they bear it. Enter ABRAHAM and BALTHASAR ABRAHAM---Do you bite your thumb at us, sir? SAMPSON---I do bite my thumb, sir. ABRAHAM---Do you bite your thumb at us, sir? etc. etc. Posted at 03:03 PM MORE PERP THUMB [John Derbyshire] Yet another way to tick off Iraqis: "Derb---A scientist I recently worked with was a Iraqi POW during the first Gulf War. ... When he was captured by American forces, apparently the Americans were told not to use the 'okay' hand gesture. So one of the American soldiers improvised and tried the 'thumbs ups' instead to calm the Iraqis and let them know they would not be harmed. This terrified my friend's fellow Iraqi soldiers. They thought they were going to be killed. They said something like, 'We are doomed! Look at the American. He is shaking his fist at us!' My friend had to calm them down and explain that this is a positive gesture in the USA. I suspect the Clinton/Kerry/Edwards version would have looked even more ominous." Posted at 03:03 PM ROMANIAN JUSTICE [John Derbyshire] The end of the Ceausescus was not quite as summary as I said in my column yesterday, though it was nothing like the years of legal wrangling we can look forward to in the case of Saddam, and are witnessing in the case of Milosevic. The Ceausescus -- a wit once described their style of kleptocratic Leninism as "socialism in one family" -- got a brief, closed-door trial before getting their tickets punched. Here is the transcript from freerepublic.com. Here is a fuller report on the fall of the Ceausescus. Posted at 03:00 PM RE: THE PERP THUMB [John Derbyshire] Still earlier sightings: "Dear Derb---Bill Clinton did not invent the 'perp thumb' but rather adopted it as an affectation of a gesture John F. Kennedy used famously in the sixties. Clinton was trying to project JFK's image, possessing neither his character (which, although low, was not Clintonesque!) nor his courage." Posted at 02:59 PM THE BUTLER REPORT [Jonah Goldberg] No wonder Joe Wilson won't give TV interviews. You can download it here . And here's a summary Here are two snippets worth highlighting: We conclude that, on the basis of the intelligence assessments at the time, covering both Niger and the Democratic Republic of Congo, the statements on Iraqi attempts to buy uranium from Africa in the government's dossier, and by extension the prime minister in the House of Commons, were well founded. By extension, we conclude also that the statement in President Bush's state of the union address of 2003 that "the British government has learned that Saddam Hussein recently sought significant quantities of uranium from Africa" was well founded. And...
Posted at 02:55 PM RE: FMA [Mark R. Levin] A few points about gay marriage and the Constitution: 1. State legislatures and Congress have always, and will always, legislate morality. What is a criminal code but a body of laws prohibiting and punishing all kinds of "personal" behavior considered adverse to the public good? Hence, laws prohibiting polygamy, sex with minors, incest, etc. Respecting polygamy, Congress passed statutes outlawing that practice throughout the mid- to late 1800's -- including jail terms and fines -- which laws were upheld by federal courts. The fact that such conduct may have occurred in the privacy of one's bedroom was of no consequence. That's not to say that the moral authority to regulate behavior should be used in all situations, such as sodomy. In fact, even before the Supreme Court acted in Lawrence v. Texas, such state laws were being repealed and went unenforced -- even in Lawrence. Federal and state laws not only apply to "personal" relationships, but all kinds of "private activities" having nothing to do with marriage, sex, etc., but which have a moral basis. In fact, it's difficult to imagine any set of laws not founded on moral judgments intended to promote or prohibit some behavior -- from laws involving contracts and torts to anti-trust and civil rights laws. 2. Many liberals who reject the 10th amendment in support of expansive interpretations of the Commerce Clause and the Fifth and Fourteenth Amendments, for the purpose of evading the Constitution's limitations on federal authority, are now embracing states' rights for the sole purpose of defending a well-planned legal strategy of securing favorable state court decisions by forum shopping the gay marriage issue in places like Massachusetts. And their intention is for these decisions to percolate up to the federal court system, where the much abused Fourteenth Amendment will be used to uphold such marriages under the Equal Protection Clause. This has nothing to do with states' rights, and everything to do with activist judges. Consequently, the movement to amend the Constitution. 3. Through their interpretations, judges amend the Constitution all the time. They do so without following the rather elaborate and publicly accountable process of securing a two-third's vote in both houses, and a three-fourth's vote of the states. They simply issue an opinion which, under the theory of judicial review, becomes the final say on the topic. It is odd, indeed, that those who endorse such a non-representative process, supported nowhere in the Constitution, find the formal amendment process so dangerous on a matter of such import to so many people. Moreover, an amendment in this case is intended to blunt a legal strategy that gives legal primacy to a handful of activist judges. 4. What kind of amendment should Congress consider and pass on to the states for possible ratification? The Senate today couldn't agree. Republicans are said to be divided over whether the amendment should define marriage at the federal level, or leave the definition to the states. The question for each conservative is which among conflicting principles should dictate -- among them, traditional marriage, federalism, and judicial restraint. Let me suggest that federalism is a stalking horse for many on the left who know full well that the final determination will be made by the U.S. Supreme Court. In fact, they oppose an amendment defining marriage not because of their concern about the Constitution itself, and certainly not because of their allegiance to the doctrine of federalism, but because it would remove the decision from the Court and leave it with Congress and the state legislatures. Most libertarians (who are not necessarily advocates of federalism) and some conservatives are sincerely attracted to the federalism argument. But the legal approach in which this issue has been litigated, and which has set the legal foundation on which it will be decided, makes such a position untenable. Posted at 02:39 PM WSMD V. RBIS [Jonah Goldberg] I have received countless emails pointing out that we don't call Runs-batted-in RsBI and we don't say AsG for Attorneys-General. Let me just say that I wasn't really trying to advocate for WsMD so much as provoke our Ombuddy into a response. I've never written WsMD, but every time I write WMDs I get grief from readers about how I'm wrong. That's all. Posted at 02:28 PM FMA: CREDIT WHERE IT'S DUE, AND... [KJL] A couple of cloture notes: Here's the full roll call. McCain voted against--is that really necessary? It doesn't even deserve an up or down vote? Yes, Specter, for all his faults, voted for, but I suppose he had to. Dem-we-love Zell Miller voted for. As did Dem BEN Nelson of Nebraska. Robert Byrd voted with the GOP, too. Sununu voted against(what's that about?). Constituents, let your voices be heard, this ain't over... Posted at 02:24 PM BTW [Jonah Goldberg] A new merely adequate G-File is up. Posted at 02:20 PM EDWARDS, AN ODD KINDA SOUTHERNER [Rich Lowry] This is a funny interview that a reporter from the Charlotte Observor had with John Edwards, the candidate who is supposedly going to appeal to Southerners and rural voters: "Last week, Sen. John Edwards flew to Iowa to lay out his plan to revive rural America. He talked about growing up in tiny Robbins, N.C., where his father was a mill worker. But I wondered: How much of a country boy is Johnny Edwards today? So I turned on my tape recorder in Ottumwa, and asked the ex-trial lawyer, now senator-turned-presidential-candidate, some questions. Q. Have you done any farming yourself?I continued the interview in Washington, after "Tar Heel Thursday," Edwards' weekly meeting with constituents who happen to be in Our Nation's Capital. Q. Are you a country music fan? Posted at 02:14 PM WACKY SCOTTISH VIDEO ABOUT...SOMETHING [Jonah Goldberg ] For some this will disprove the axion "If it's not Scottish it's crap!" For others, perhaps not. And a few might just have a seizure. Me, I think it's oddly catchy. Warning: some sacreligious and offensive material. Posted at 01:53 PM JERRY SPRINGER IS A JOURNALIST NOW? AGAIN? [KJL] He's "covering" the Demcratic convention. Posted at 01:49 PM BASTILLE DAY [Jonah Goldberg ] I know, I know I've dropped the ball on the traditional Bastille Day anti-French tirade (Though there is a swipe in today's G-File which will be up soon). I really don't have a good excuse, I've just been so busy lately I let the day sneak up on me. I promise I'll get back to it some day. In the meantime, this guy has compiled some highlights from previous Bastille Day columns. UPDATE Woops. I guess K-Lo and I got the same email. Posted at 01:44 PM ALL HAIL MONKEY MAN [KJL] A blogger directs you to Jonah on Bastille Day here. Posted at 01:42 PM HEY OMBUDSMAN [Jonah Goldberg] Maybe this has been addressed somewhere. But shouldn't Weapons of Mass Destruction be abbreviated to WsMD? "WMDs" would be Weapon of Mass Destructions (which maybe technically could describe a MIRV?) Posted at 01:32 PM MORE IRAQ [Rich Lowry] E-mail: “Your insight on the new Arab paradigm is perfect and unappreciated almost everywhere. We’ve been basically stuck in the mud in the Middle East ever since the founding of Israel, and Bush has done something that no other Western leader has done: he has set up Arabs to face brother Arabs in a fight for the long-term future. Democracy vs. autocracy; the voting booth vs. the gun; free markets vs. statist-run industries; free media vs. propaganda (see Stakelbeck’s & Bom’s column yesterday on NRO) and personal fulfillment through peacefully living the values of faith, family, work, neighborhood, and country (the Reagan themes in 1980, btw) vs. murderous martyrdom. Again, NO OTHER WESTERN LEADER HAS DONE THIS.” Posted at 01:24 PM THE LAMEST DAYS OF SUMMER [Rich Lowry] Today, the lamest days of summer are about to end, namely the All Star break. These are the three days in July that might as well be December--two days of no baseball and one day with only an exhibition game. Two observations, to mark this haitus: 1) I know this is no news to anyone, but it is SUCH a long season. One example--remember in the spring all those stories about how Jeter would have to go on a nearly impossible tear to hit .300 and about how he couldn't handle A-Rod being on the same team? Well, now Jeter has a higher average than Rodriquez and is hitting a respectable .277. 2) This is my current “if I were comissioner” idea--ban the first visit to the mound. A manager or coach should only be able to visit the mound to take a pitcher out--no visits just to tell a pitcher to “throw strikes” or to delay the game while someone warms up. These visits only gum up the flow of the game needlessly. Posted at 01:14 PM SANTORUM ON FMA [KJL] In a conference call a second after the vote, he said he's "encouraged" because we were able to have three great days of debate.” He said that he only expected 45 votes--thought more Republicans would bow out. He called the debate this week and Friday "an important moment" as the American people become "engaged in this debate about the future of the country. "And so I think we made a good first step." Posted at 01:10 PM THE POST ON MARRIAGE [KJL] The Washington Post seems to think that the FMA is so obviously evil that it’s not necessary to present a consistent argument against it. The conclusion of their editorial ("Kill This Amendment") is pretty over the top. “The combination of this proposal's radicalism and its consideration in the middle of an election year commands a strong rebuke from those members who retain enough shame to oppose a constitutional amendment whose express purpose is to deny equal treatment to U.S. citizens. Even opponents of gay marriage, about which people of conscience legitimately disagree, should balk at this measure, which would prevent a democratic majority in any state ever from recognizing it.” So wait, which is it? Can “people of conscience” legitimately disagree with same-sex marriage, or are people who disagree with it supporters of discrimination who have no shame? Also, the Post says nothing about the possibility that in the absence of FMA, the federal courts will impose same-sex marriage in a few years. If that happened, the Post would probably think it a good thing (“equal treatment”). Here’s the kicker: “A strong vote against the Federal Marriage Amendment would send a powerful message that amending the Constitution is not a solution for every non-problem that generates a bad cause.” Whereas those who support it think that amending the Constitution is a solution for every problem that generates a bad cause. I guess FMA is an issue where the Post feels no need to try to persuade the unconverted. Posted at 01:04 PM CLOTURE ON FMA FAILS [KJL] 48-50, Kerry and Edwards not voting. Posted at 12:48 PM RE: DAN TROY [Jonathan H. Adler] Rep. Hinchey is not the first to try and (unfairly) demonize Dan Troy. U.S. News ran a hit piece on Dan back in March 2003. As for the substance of the matter, here is an excerpt from a speech by then-FDA Commissioner Mark McClellan on predatory litigation against drug manufacturers: The threat of litigation can be an important disincentive to many predatory behaviors that could take advantage of vulnerable patients, and it can help our efforts to enforce the law against such activities. But as the New York Times described it, the lawyers are doing what we want patients and doctors to do: they’re reading the warnings that we put on products, and they’re taking action when we add a warning or withdraw a product from the market based on our analysis of new information. Using the information they get from us, they file a few suits with very sick plaintiffs in states and counties considered favorable to plaintiffs, while building big “inventories” of less seriously ill patients, or even people who have used the drug but are not sick. The point of our warnings and the other science-based information on a medical product labeling is to provide doctors and patients with the up to date scientific information about risks and benefits, so that they can maximize benefits and minimize risks. And we need to learn more about products on the market – even, as with hormone therapies, products that have been on the market for decades.In this context, it is hardly outrageous that the FDA filed a handful of amicus briefs in relevant cases. Posted at 12:45 PM HUH! [Andrew Stuttaford] So, Derb, what am I? Frozen liver? NR already has a cryo-expert. Posted at 12:30 PM RE: TYRANTS IN COURT [John Derbyshire] A pretty widespread sentiment out there in Readerland (this one from Dick Rinehart): "Derb---'Justice' missed its chance when we failed to roll a grenade into Saddam's spider hole. He was, after all, an armed and dangerous renegade." Posted at 12:27 PM ANDREW SULLIVAN--PREACHY MORALIST [Rich Lowry] Andrew Sullivan has been playing increasingly tendentious word games with the labels he applies to supporters and opponents of the FMA. Yesterday’s version was particularly amusing. He said that the FMA may widen the split between “Santorum theocrats and old-school conservatives.” Old-school conservatives? Since when are “old-school conservatives” big supporters of gay marriage and judicial activism? Maybe there is a split between religious conservatives and “moderates,” or “libertarians,” or “progressive conservatives,” or whatever you want to call them. But saying it is old-school conservatives (Phyllis Schlafly? Trent Lott?) who oppose the FMA is an absurdly stilted attempt by Andrew to make the traditional social right seem as if it is some sort of radical innovation, when it has been a key part of modern conservativism for decades. Why doesn't Andrew stop playing games and say that in his mind this battle is not between well-intentioned people with differing moral visions, but between good and evil--unless he is uncomfortable admitting the extent to which his own advocacy on this issue depends on a kind of moral abolutism and judgmentalism? Andrew recently said that he was reassured to learn that there "are some decent people left in the Republican leadership," i.e., opponents of the FMA. So supporters are therefore indecent. Who knew? Andrew Sullivan is the new puritan. Posted at 11:55 AM AN ACCOMPLISHMENT IN IRAQ [Rich Lowry] Critics of President Bush say that the war on terror is not just a military matter, but a political and ideological struggle. They, of course, are right, which is why they as much as anyone should appreciate what appears to be happening in Iraq. Since the June handover in Iraq, Islamic extremism and terrorism have been dramatically pitted against the aspirations of an Arab people for a better future. On the merits,extremism and terrorism have, of course, always been a blind alley for the Arab world. But, politically, a lot of Arabs haven't seen it that way. Now, it seems that the people of Iraq--a historically and strategically central Arab country--are beginning to see it that way. This is big news. Other regimes in the Middle East have (sort of) opposed terrorism, such as Egpyt and Saudi Arabia. But they are corrupt, dictatorial, and unpopular governments. In Iraq it is a popular (for now) government with legitimate democratic aspirations that is opposing Islamic extremism and terrorism. It is a popular Arab prime minister who is warning of the disasterous consequences of extremism for his country. This could be a crucial political and ideological turning point. If Allawi prevails in this struggle (no sure thing), it is Arabs themselves who will have rejected terror in Iraq, and Arabs themselvs who will have demonstrated the appeal of modernization over extermism. If that happens, Iraq will be (even by the standards of his critics) exactly what President Bush always hoped it would be--a crucial victory in the broader war on terror. Posted at 11:49 AM WHAT WAS THAT KERRY WAS SAYING.... [Jonah Goldberg ] ....about values? Top Democratic fundraiser tries to ensnare witnesses in prostitution sex-scandal. Posted at 11:46 AM THE STAKES JUST GOT HIGHER [KJL] Barack Obama is giving Tuesday night keynote for the Dems in Boston. Ditka. Ditka! Ditka! Ditka... From Kerry press release: Washington, DC- The Kerry-Edwards campaign announced today that Barack Obama, Illinois state senator and the Democratic nominee for U.S. Senate, will deliver the keynote address at the 2004 Democratic National Convention on Tuesday, July 27. Posted at 11:37 AM KRUGMAN CAT INDEX [Jonah Goldberg ] You may not recall, but it's my contention that whenever the economy goes well, Paul Krugman kicks his cat (Yeah I know most of you remember this but sometimes you gotta bring the newbies up to speed): Anyway, here are some items (distributed by the Bush campaign) which might have that poor tabby soaring: Wednesday, July 14, 2004: Record Exports, Growing Manufacturing Posted at 11:19 AM TOUGH BOSS [Jonah Goldberg] I'm getting pretty psyched about Ditka running for the entertainment value alone. But, who here would like to be a staffer for Mike Ditka? Posted at 11:12 AM DAN TROY [Jonah Goldberg] You may not have heard of him, though he's been a contributor to National Review for years. He is currently the Chief Counsel of the FDA. He also happens to be a very old friend of mine going back to my first days in Washington. Also, my brother-in-law happens to work with him at the FDA. Anyway, I haven't talked to Dan about any of this -- apparently he's not commenting to the press -- but it sounds like the trial lawyers are trying to screw him through their representatives in Congress. Representative Maurice Hinchey (D-NY) has launched a broadside against Dan for his efforts to keep the trial lawyers from writing the prescription drug laws. According to Federal law, the FDA is supposed to have final jurisdiction over prescription drug labelling. But the trial lawyers want it to be an issue for state courts so that they can bring suits at the state level. So, as Chief Counsel Dan has filed amicus briefs to these courts arguing that this is a federal issue. This is precisely the position the Clinton administration took, by the way. But Hinchey and his friends are trying to demonize Dan, particularly in an election year. In a news conference yesterday Hinchey brought out the families of some people who are suing Zoloft. They sound like terrible cases and you can't blame the families for being upset. One father declared, "Having Daniel Troy as chief legal counsel of the FDA," he said, "is like placing John Gotti in charge of the Justice Department." The thin reed they're standing on is that Dan's old law firm represented Pfizer before Dan went to the FDA while Dan did little direct work for them. Indeed, as I understand it, Dan overreported the amount of money he made from that work, just to be on the safe side. Of course, Dan obeyed all the ethics rules and completely recused himself from all issues pertaining to Pfizer for the first year of his tenure at the FDA. Which gets me to my point. I wouldn't normally write about stuff like this -- ain't exactly my beat. But I've known Dan for a very long time. I know his family and one of his brothers is a very close friend of mine. Dan is without a doubt one of the most ethical and intellectually honest people I've ever met in my life. He's the sort of straight arrow it's fun to make fun of precisely because he's such a straight arrow. He is one of the only people I know who would have become a lawyer if lawyers didn't make much money. As a successful lawyer and Chief Counsel for the FDA, Dan's going to do just fine no matter what. The idea that he's doing anything not based on the law and on principle is absurd. I don't know if this will be a big deal or not, but when you see a friend in the crosshairs of the trial lawyers in an election year, you get nervous. Posted at 11:02 AM RE: FREEZING CELLS [John Derbyshire] Some great expertise from a reader on the issues surrounding the freezing of human cells: "Hullo, Derb--- ... The issue is kind of interesting in that it ties to technology feasibility and even into moral dilemmas, from Ted Williams, to abortion, to embryonic stem cell research. You are partly right and partly wrong about the survival and destruction issues surrounding freezing living cells. "You are right in that cells die when there are no cryoprotective agents added, but it is more than that-- there is also a very precise set of protocols required to succeed and prevent the freezing process from killing the cells-- temp reduction rates, fluid viscosity, and so on. The actual cause of cell death is not universally understood-- the cell membrane is actually somewhat flexible, so it is not going to simply burst like a water balloon if there is a 20% increase in fluid space volume from water freezing-- as best 'we' can tell (I am not part of 'we'-- our experts here are led by Dr. Allison Hubel and colleagues around the world), the problem is that the water forms crystals when it freezes, which have sharp points that essentially lacerate the cell membrane. Freezing makes the water turn into little spears that kill the cells from the inside. "A major problem with cryoprotective agents (CPA- same acronym as Paul Bremer....) is that the most common, used almost universally and adjunctively with glycerol, is DMSO, which has the unfortunate characteristic of also being toxic to humans. So, they harvest blood and process/concentrate the cells, freeze it with DMSO & etc., transfer it to the place (city, hospital where the marrow-matched patient is) where a bone marrow transplant is to be done, thaw it back out, then go through a series of washes to get the poisons cleaned back off before instilling it into the patient. "A good post-thaw viability (survival of cells) is around 60% of the total of cells-- some people advertise >80% or 90-%, but that is a bit of a 'lie via statistics' game-- they don't count all the dead population in computing the percentage. We are working here with different, more efficacious, and non-toxic CPAs, of which the most promising appears to be arabinogalactin extracted from larch trees. "As you can see, this is the reason that we will never get Ted Williams back among the living. His frozen body consisting of billions of cells simply would not work with only ~60% of the cells surviving the thaw process. As one can say, God instills the soul when He wishes, and outsmarts us all." Posted at 10:52 AM DRAFTDITKA.COM [John J. Miller] It was inevitable. Posted at 10:29 AM HUDDLING [John J. Miller] The Chicago Sun Times doesn't have any breaking news on Ditka right now, but it does report today on NRSC chair George Allen flying out to Chicago to meet with him. Posted at 10:24 AM MORE DITKA [KJL] Drudge says he's throwing his hat in this morning. Posted at 09:56 AM ENDER'S GAME [Ramesh Ponnuru] An email: "ENDER'S GAME is absolutely not in production right now, nor is it anywhere close to pre-production. It is still trapped in what we lovingly refer to as 'development hell.' A few years ago, it looked like it might get the long-sought greenlight with Jake Lloyd (frickin' Jake Lloyd!) attached to play Ender. "Thank God, the Jake Lloyd travesty did not occur. But when the picture fell "Wolfgang Petersen is now ostensibly attached to direct, but Wolfgang "Not to be the bearer of sad tidings for poor Ramesh, but if I were him I Posted at 09:38 AM RE: THE PERP THUMB [John Derbyshire] A reader narrows it down: "Mr. D.---I vaguely remember seeing Clinton, early on, doing the 'perp thumb' but with the thump protruding from between the index and and middle fingers when he was annoyed or worked up about something. It seemed even more obviously a deportment coach's way of subduing an angry, aggressive pointing gesture." I recall reading some years ago that hand gestures are highly culture-specific, so that what is a cheery greeting in Albuquerque will get you killed in Addis Ababa. If this is right, there must be some culture somewhere in which all this thumb display is grossly insulting. (If the thumb is tucked between first and second finger, in fact, you are not far from a south-European gesture signifying "go pleasure yourself.") If there is indeed such a culture, could we hear from it please? Where are the multiculturalists when you need them? Posted at 09:27 AM MORE DITKA NEWS [KJL] Another Ditka e-mail: 1. There's a press conference at Navy Pier in Chicago at 6:30 today...The Illinois House Minority Leader, who is apparently behind this movement, will be conducting the press conference. Posted at 09:19 AM THUMBS UP [Tim Graham] Since JJ's plugging a CD, I feel compelled to announce that They Might Be Giants has a new CD out today, and they have a cool site at tmbg.com. They're goofy, silly, nerdy, and have done an entire song about James K. Polk. I also heartily endorse Atlantic Beach, North Carolina for your next vacation, especially if you want a beach that's a little less crowded. I'd recommend it to all workaholics (ahem, K-Lo), but I don't think it has a bus system. You'd have to hitchhike. My heaviest beach reading ended up being Paul Berman's A Tale of Two Utopias, a sensible lefty (which means the rest of the left must hate him. Posted at 09:08 AM NOT THAT YOU ASKED... [John J. Miller] ...but I'm listening to Seven Swans, a great album by Sufjan Stevens. Sort of like Nick Drake, but a lot better. Good lyrics, too. Posted at 06:53 AM PAPER OF RECORD FINALLY GETS TO JOE WILSON THIS MORNING [KJL] Sue Schmidt from the Washington Post deserves some kind of kudos for having the guts to actually report the Senate's takedown of Wilson when she did on Saturday. The NYT doesn't quite go that far even today. Posted at 06:31 AM RON SILVER FLASHBACK--WAR SUPPORT [KJL] Posted at 06:27 AM BTW RE: MILBANK [KJL] Nice Captain's Quarters blog on his Tuesday job. Posted at 06:18 AM DANA MILBANK SUMMER READING [KJL] Hugh Hewitt has embarked on a crusade--to teach Dana Milbank. Inspired by John Miller's damning Dana Milbank piece in the current NRODT, he asks you to send a copy of Hugh's new book, If It's Not Close, They Can't Cheat: Crushing the Democrats in Every Election and Why Your Life Depends on It, to Milbank. Posted at 06:18 AM TODAY IS JONAH'S FAVORITE DAY [KJL] Cheese-Eating Surrender Monkey Day Posted at 06:06 AM TERESA, BORED? [KJL] Michelle Malkin googled the easily distracted one. Posted at 06:06 AM POOR JOE WILSON [Jonathan H. Adler] Sensible lefty bloggers are abandoning Yellowcake Joe. When will the Kerry campaign follow suit? Posted at 06:01 AM DA CANDIDATE [John J. Miller] I don't care for celebrity candidates, either. In the case Ditka, however, I'm forced to asked: as opposed to what? Republicans don't have even a non-celebrity candidate in Illinois. If they hope to do something more than fill a line on the ballot--i.e., win--then they've almost certainly got to go with a guy who has instant name recognition. The former GOP governors aren't interested, so what's left? If you're still leery about Ditka, keep reminding yourself: The Democrats wouldn't be embarrassed by this. In fact, they'd be giving themselves high-fives for coming up with such an inspired solution. As for me, and as they used to say about another Chicago sports legend: I like Mike. Posted at 05:49 AM DUTCH SLAP THE "ABORTION SHIP" [KJL] One abortion to be grateful for. Posted at 05:19 AM IT'S BOBBIE, NOT BARBIE [KJL] The Greenwich Village answer to the Malibu model Bobbie Rockerbilly DYKEdoll & her "Butch" lesbian friends Doc Holliday and Williamsburg Dyke. Can't make these things up... Posted at 05:16 AM CATFIGHT! [KJL] Cathy Seipp looks at MoDo vs. NYT-fill-in-for-Friedman columnist Barbara Ehrenreich. Posted at 05:10 AM THE TRUTH, FROM IRAN [KJL] Israel & the U.S. are responsible for the terrorism in Iraq--as in we're killing our own people, and Iraqis. What a clever ploy. Posted at 12:24 AM BREMER? A SPEECH? HUH? [KJL] John Leo lets the slipshod lBush-hating media have it. Posted at 12:08 AM KRISTOF IS GETTING SUED [KJL] by Steven Hatfill (a.k.a. anthrax person of interest). Posted at 12:04 AM "THIS IS ABOUT AS SERIOUS A THREAT ENVIRONMENT AS I HAVE SEEN SINCE 9/11," [KJL] acting CIA chief says. Posted at 12:02 AM Tuesday, July 13, 2004 THE PERP THUMB [John Derbyshire] A reader in Washington state: "Didn't Bill Clinton invent that gesture? I always remember him using that subdued thumb thing when making a point: Not quite a fist slamming into the podium, not quite a thumbs-up, not quite a wagging finger (except when proclaiming he never had sexual relations with that woman...), only the end of the thumb protruding above the knuckles, with the hand motion almost like a gentler version of slamming the podium, but never making contact with it. Very obviously focus group tested. I remember my brother (also a staunch Republican) commenting on it back in 1992. He was impressed. My opinion of my big brother dropped a notch or two." You know, I think this reader is right. The perp thumb *is* a Clintonism. I had done such a good job of expunging from my consciousness all recollection of the 42nd president, I had quite forgotten this. I don't remember WJC *pointing* with his thumb, though, as I am sure I have seen Kerry do. Posted at 11:58 PM READING THE BANS [John Derbyshire] "Commentator J.C. Watts explains why he sides with efforts by Senate Republican leaders to amend the U.S. Constitution to ban gay marriage."---NPR "Aspen should take a formal stand against a constitutional amendment that would 'advance discrimination' by banning same-sex marriages, according to City Councilwoman Rachel Richards."---The Aspen Times "Three gay couples in Tampa and Orlando sued to overturn Florida's ban on same-sex marriages Monday."---The Ledger (Lakeland, FL) "Amendment backers say the constitutional amendment is needed to make it more difficult for a court to potentially toss out the state's existing law banning gay marriage."---News-Leader (Springfield, MO) Excuse me, but it is now routine -- even on Fox News Channel, I just heard -- to talk about "banning" homosexual marriages. Isn't language being misused here? Can you ban something that has never existed? The way marriage is currently, and has traditionally, been defined restricts legal marriage to one man and one woman, both of sound mind, not close blood relatives, neither currently married to someone else. I suppose you could say that that "bans" all sorts of unions: mine with my sister, yours with your town softball league, Jonah's with Cosmo, and so on. But is it really proper to speak of these restrictions as "bans"? Who ever thought like this until about a year ago? The proposed Federal Marriage Amendment would codify the conventional definition of marriage (see above). In doing so, I suppose it would "ban" polygamy. So why is this "the Constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage," rather than, say, "the Constitutional amendment to ban polygamy," or "the constitutional amendment to ban marriage between human beings and aardvarks"? I suppose you might argue that the *intent* of the FMA is to "ban gay marriage," even thought that isn't its wording. Even that is questionable, though. What supporters of the FMA want is to *maintain* marriage in the form in which it is currently understood, and to shield it from assaults by homosexuals, polygamists, incestuous couples, and anyone else who might seek to change the institution. That's not an aggressive state of mind, marching out to "ban" something. It's a defensive state of mind, seeking to *preserve* something in its ancient and traditional form. Conservatives did not seek this fight. It was brought to us by radicals who want to upturn our customary laws, understandings, and culture. We are not seeking to change the world by "banning" something that some people want to do. We are seeking to keep things as they have always been. All this use of the word "ban" seems to me highly dishonest. Posted at 11:52 PM DITKA [Tim Graham] I suppose it's highly possible that Ditka could be a contender for the Senate, and will draw media like a lamp draws moths. I just tend to hate celebrity candidates (nothing personal) when the media tend to ignore every House and Senate race in the land except the one with the celeb in it. Alan Keyes, Gary Bauer, Tom McClintock, and other serious men (if not the ideal candidate) get next to nothing in press attention while chuckleheads like Jesse Ventura and Warren Beatty or Trump for President get more attention....Blecch. Posted at 11:43 PM DITKA FOR SENATE!! [KJL] An e-mail from Illinois: Mike Ditka said yesterday on a local sports talk radio that his wife's comments were just a joke. She was kidding about the divorce comment. She even said today she thought Ditka would do an excellent job if he did decide to run for the Senate. He and his wife are very close and there's no way she would divorce him. Ditka said his wife would support him which ever way he chooses. It's just the media taking a joking remark and turning it into something that it's not. However, his family might be the last hurdle. I think he really wants to run but he has to check with family and the Republican committee first.ME: Okay, so those are sports-fan web polls, but if 75 % of Chicago sports fans voted for Ditka just because, that would be some start... ANOTHER E-MAIL: The local DJ's were already speculating about the Ditka legislative agenda (repeal of in-door smoking laws, Illinois highway lines to be orange and navy, free hip-replacements for all, etc.). Can't imagine a more ludicrous candidate, but I'll guarantee you if he decides to run, it'll be incredibly entertaining, and will make Obama actually have to work for the job (which he hasn't as yet). Posted at 11:37 PM THIS IS NOT AN EDITORIAL COMMENT... [Jonah Goldberg] On Derb's passion for prime numbers. Posted at 10:47 PM RE: DITKA (CONTINUED) [Cliff May] My sources tell me the wife has indeed recanted. She’s now saying whatever Mike wants to do career-wise is OK by her. (I’m afraid I have no information on how she feels about the Levitra commercials.) Posted at 09:23 PM RE: DITKA [KJL] I can't jump on the bandwagon yet until I hear his wife recant. Just trying to help protect marriage and all... Posted at 09:11 PM RE MICHAEL MOORE, HIS LINKS TO HEZBOLLAH [Cliff May] “In terms of marketing,” Screendaily.com announces, Mr. Moore “is getting a boost from organizations related to Hezbollah.” A column I wrote on this is here. Posted at 09:08 PM FROM DA BEARS TO DA SENATE [Jonathan H. Adler] The momentum is building. Mike Ditka says he is "excited" about a potential Senate run and is giving it serious thought, according to this story. GOP leaders are also encouraging him. Posted at 09:02 PM SILVER ON THE KERRY HOLLYWOOD SCENE [KJL] The actor (a liberal) Ron Silver is being a stand-up guy about that Radio City circus last week, on O'Reilly now. He added, "[The Democrats] should disassociate themselves from Michael Moore." Instead they hug him and mimic him (see Cahill letter, below). Posted at 08:17 PM NO COMMENT [KJL] Jack Dunphy tells me when he went to amazon to buy WFB's new book, Miles Gone By, he saw this on the same page: Customers interested in this title may also be interested in: Posted at 07:18 PM AFJ TARGETS ASHCROFT [Jonathan H. Adler] The Alliance for Justice is launching an "Ashcroft Resign" campaign. The prime exhibit in AFJ's anti-Ashcroft "Spy-der-man" cartoon released by AFJ is the Patriot Act, as if the law was Ashcroft's brainchild and he imposed it upon the American people. Of course the reality is much different: The Patriot Act passed with large bipartisan majorities in both houses (there was only one vote against in the Senate). It is one thing to criticize trhe law (I hardly think it's perfect) but it is simply dishonest to pretend that it was not bipartisan legislation. Posted at 06:54 PM NOW THAT'S GOOD STUFF [Jonah Goldberg] Most of the feedback to my Cosby column was very favorable. But I love this one: in most of your columns i finish reading (very few) you come off as pompous and, oh so, self-righteous, but your recent "bill cosby" item proves you can also be a patronizing, condescending prick to boot. how would you teach a 2 year old to swim - throw him into the pool and go back indoors?
Posted at 05:35 PM OOPS--WASH POST POLL [Rich Lowry] That poll I posted about a while ago had actually already been released. Here it is. Posted at 05:26 PM TARANTO V MARSHALL CONT'D [Jonah Goldberg ] Taranto compares Marshall to Kinsley's defense of monkey-fishing. I hope Taranto's right. I would hate for Marshall's "big story" to turn out to be more like Tailwind -- i.e. a promising big story that turned out to be too good to be true, but the journalists behind it couldn't see it until it was too late. Posted at 04:50 PM RADIO CITY, CON'T [KJL] Kerry's Cahill responds to Mehlman's letter (here). Posted at 04:49 PM LIBERAL LESLEY [Tim Graham] MRC's Brent Baker reports that Lesley Stahl's Sunday night gigglefest with John, Teresa, John, and Elizabeth omitted the obvious question: not once did Stahl broach the ideology of the two candidates, an omission impossible to imagine in any interview with a Republican ticket. But Stahl did raise today's liberal hero: “Ron Reagan Jr. was very critical of President Bush invoking religion when it comes to policy, particularly in the war in Iraq. He said something like he felt that Bush was justifying the war in Iraq by citing God. And he said that is what Osama bin Laden does and he said that there’s no place for that. What do you think of that?” Bob Dole didn't get to have a gigglefest with Lesley Stahl on "60 Minutes," September 1, 1996. He received hardballs like this: "Well, let me tell you, this is what I hear from Democrats. It's not direct, but in a reporters ear. You know they say, well, they say, you may think and say what you want to about Bill Clinton, but he stuck with his marriage. Or, you may say what you want about Bill Clinton's character, but you know he's been a pretty good father and that Bob Dole, he wasn't around when his daughter was growing up." Posted at 04:39 PM NEW ABC-WASHINGTON POST POLL [Rich Lowry] I'm hearing that it has the race even. Posted at 04:22 PM KERRY'S SMILE [Jonah Goldberg] The other day Rich raised one advantage of Edwards -- that he would put positive competitive pressure on Kerry to become a better campaigner. So far, I think that's happened. Kerry has smiled more in the last week than I've seen him smile in the previous decade. It helps, but it does look like he's out of practice. Posted at 04:04 PM YOU MIGHT HAVE GUESSED [KJL] WFB is on his book tour for his new book Miles Gone By, his memoir, woven together from past writings. Even if you've read every published word of WFB, you'll enjoy this, and find it worthwhile. Get it here. Posted at 03:47 PM MORE WFB [KJL] He'll be on Hardball with Chris Matthews tonight. Posted at 03:44 PM END OF WORLD AT HAND [John Derbyshire] A reader of my end-of-the-world column from last June "One of the potential disasters described by Rees has a higher probability than he estimates. He mentions the possibility that particle colliders might create mini black holes. However, he estimates the risk as low because he concurs with the idea that they will dissipate via Hawking radiation. However, Hawking radiation is a theoretical model that has never been seen. It may not work as expected. In order to demonstrate that there is question about this within the physics community, we sent a questionnaire to chairmen of thirty university physics departments that have a concentration on high energy physics. The five who responded estimated the probability that Hawking radiation would work as expected at 50%, 70%, 98%. 99%, and 100%, an average of 83.4%. "Another supposed reason not to worry is that cosmic rays in the energy range of upcoming colliders have been hitting the earth (and the moon, where they are more likely to hit heavy atoms) for billions of years without adverse effect. But there is reason to think that a mini black hole would be about as reactive as a neutrino. Most neutrinos pass completely through earth without hitting a single atom. A mini black hole created by a cosmic ray would retain the momentum of the cosmic ray, distributed over the cosmic ray particle and the earth particle it impacted. It would be moving faster than escape velocity from earth. It would have to accrete many particles to slow below escape velocity, impossibly far out on the Poisson distribution in one pass through earth at neutrino-like rates of impact. On the other hand, a mini black hole created by two particles moving in opposite directions would (sometimes) be moving at less than escape velocity from earth. Depending on its momentum, it would orbit or oscillate within the earth. It would accrete matter at a rate that would be slow initially, but that would increase exponentially. "For references, see www.risk-evaluation-forum.org." Posted at 03:36 PM SADDAM'S FATE [John J. Miller] Derb: I've always thought there would be a certain poetry in exiling Hussein to St. Helena--you know, the place where we send French and Iraqi dictators. Posted at 03:32 PM APOLOGY [John Derbyshire] Readers: I have deleted a whole ton of e-mails from the last 2-3 days in error (honestly). If you sent in something that needed a response (I particularly recall one from a reader wanting a book signed), please re-send. Sorry! Posted at 03:30 PM DISCRIMINATION AMENDMENT? [KJL] Some points going around the Hill re: FMA: Marriage Protection - Just Discrimination Against Homosexuals? ***Gays and lesbians have the right to live how they choose, but they do not have the right to redefine marriage for the entire nation. Posted at 03:18 PM FROZEN SPERM [John Derbyshire] Here's the answer: "Derb---Frozen sperm has glycerol and similar compounds added to it. These act as anti-freeze and prevent the rupture of the 'bags'. This is commonly done in microbiology as well for the preservation of isolated bacteria." Posted at 03:08 PM DEALING WITH SADDAM [John Derbyshire] Noah Millman takes on my what-to-do-with-Saddam column on his blog today Noah argues for the trial as well as it CAN be argued, I think, though I am not convinced. I will concede this much, though: The justice I am asking for in the column is a very rough justice, and could use some formalizing. I'd like to see an article written into the rules of war (Geneva convention, or whatever) to the effect that an enemy principal, if arrested and identified, could be summarily killed after some suitable, BUT VERY BRIEF, and non-public procedure. That seems to be what the Romanians did with the Ceaucescus, btw. A reader tells me they were not shot out of hand; there was a hearing of some kind. Saddam had a sidearm when captured, incidentally, and so was I believe technically an armed enemy combatant, which would seem to entitle him to POW status. All the more reason for some exception to be made for principals. Posted at 02:38 PM THE ABA AND FR. DRINAN [Ramesh Ponnuru] deserve each other. Posted at 02:37 PM BEEHIVE ANALOGY [Jonah Goldberg] Note to readers: Please don't spend too much time trying to debunk or revise the beehive/terrorist analogy I made before. You understand my point and I'm pretty sure I understand yours. Posted at 02:09 PM SECOND THOUGHTS [Jonah Goldberg] I was just out with the dog and I had a moment to reflect. I shouldn't have posted that downloadable Clinton book. I'm gonna remove the link. I know this is pretty lame after the fact, but the principle remains and I'd rather be inconsistent and right than consistent and wrong. Posted at 02:05 PM DERB ON YEATS [John Derbyshire] That excellent quarterly The Claremont Review of Books (conservatism's answer to The New York Review of Lefties) now has its Summer 2004 issue out, with, among many other goodies, my review of the second volume of Roy Foster's terrific Yeats biography. Posted at 01:56 PM CLINTON, AMAZON, ASTROLOGY [Andrew Stuttaford] The mystery deepens. A reader writes: "Andrew, I have your friend beat. Amazon's introduced this feature that turns your Amazon homepage into a list of recommendations. This was one of my latest."My Life was released today: We thought you'd be interested because you boughtMaking Saints: How the Catholic Church Determines Who Becomes a Saint, Who Doesn't, and Why ." And then there's this. Via Baltic Blog Posted at 01:38 PM BIN LADEN AIDE SURRENDERS TO SAUDIA ARABIA [KJL] Posted at 01:35 PM RE: AT HOME WITH THE DERBS [John Derbyshire] A different, but equally faithful, reader: "Nellie's comment should not have been a revelation, John, as the ying/yang of eiuw/non-eiuw appears in other disciplines. For example, there's the politics of the eiuw party (pets named 'Splash' and Oval Office liasons), and then there's the non-eiuw party." Posted at 01:33 PM RE: THE POLITICIAN POINT [John Derbyshire] A faithful reader: "Derbs---Interesting, about the pointing. Why has no one commented on a certain habit of speech at which Kerry is becoming quite practiced? He was obviously coached in it. One starts out somewhat quietly, then progressively increases one's voice as a sentence unfolds. Indeed, good public speaking requires varying the voice a bit, but he now uses this so frequently that it has become a travesty." There is endless amusement to be had watching politicians' mannerisms. I used to be fascinated by Jimmy Carter, who had a weird way of stopping sentences at random points: "These wounds are still. Very deep they have never. Been healed looking for a way out of this crisis, our people. Have turned to the Federal government and found it. Isolated from the mainstream of our nation's life Washington DC. Has become an island the gap between. Our citizens and our government has never. Been so wide the people are looking. For honest answers..." Posted at 01:26 PM KEN LIVINGSTONE [Andrew Stuttaford] Ahead of the elections for London's mayor, two normally sensible sources of opinion, Stephen Pollard and the Economist , both endorsed the venomous Ken Livingstone. Their reason? His laughable - and mean-spirited - congestion charge, something that they regarded as more important than Livingstone's cronyism and spectacularly vicious brand of politics. Stephen has, typically, now done the decent thing and admitted that he was wrong. "Livingstone's unrepentant welcome to Yusuf al-Qaradawi shows him to be a keen fellow traveller of a man who could be described with some precision as evil, given the succour, not to say support, which he gives to murderers. al-Qaradawi is man deserving not of a welcoming handshake but a deportation order, and any politician who voices support for him is as contemptible. There are more important things than road pricing, and my failure to recognise what others were telling me day after day - that Livingstone had not changed his spots - is pretty inexcusable." Good for Stephen for saying this. Will the Economist now have the guts to follow his example? Posted at 01:25 PM ADDING INSULT TO INJURY [Jonah Goldberg ] If ever there was an example of a man not needing the state to teach a lesson he's already learned, it must be this:
LONDON (Reuters) - A British man who accidentally shot himself in the testicles after drinking 15 pints of beer was jailed for five years on Tuesday for possessing an illegal firearm, a court spokesman said. Posted at 01:24 PM PRECIOUS [KJL] Looks like Kerry & Edwards may not vote on a marriage amendment. Posted at 01:22 PM TODAY ON RUSH [KJL] WFB will be on Rush Limbaugh's show today between 2 & 2:30 EDT. Posted at 01:18 PM STALIN'S SONGBIRD [Andrew Stuttaford] Chile is, apparently, celebrating the birthday of Pablo Neruda. For an example of this poet's work, go here. Posted at 01:15 PM CHESTERTON QUESTION ANSWERED [Ramesh Ponnuru] By the same guy who sent me that email last week about Doe v. Bolton, as it happens: Chesterton's remark that America is "a nation with the soul of a church" is in his book What I Saw in America. I'm not sure what year it was published, but from remarks he makes it was certainly after World War I. I have excerpts from it in an old paperback titled The Man Who Was Chesterton, edited by Raymond T. Bond and originally published in hardcover in 1937. The phrase comes after several pages in which GKC muses on being asked on a form at the U.S. consulate, prior to his coming over, whether he is an anarchist. This leads him to thoughts like these (the quotes are widely separated): "America is the only nation in the world that is founded on a creed. That creed is set forth with dogmatic and even theological lucidity in the Declaration of Independence; perhaps the only piece of practical politics that is also theoretical politics and also great literature." "Now a creed is at once the broadest and the narrowest thing in the world. In its nature it is as broad as its scheme for a brotherhood of all men. In its nature it is limited by its definition of the nature of all men. This was true of the Christian Church, which was truly said to exclude neither Jew nor Greek, but which did definitely substitute something else for Jewish religion or Greek philosophy." "America invites all men to become citizens; but it implies the dogma that there is such a thing as citizenship. Only, so far as its primary ideal is concerned, its exclusiveness is religious because it is not racial." And following the "soul of a church" comment: "When we realise the democratic design of such a cosmopolitan commonwealth, and compare it with our [English] insular reliance or instincts, we see at once why such a thing has to be not only democratic but dogmatic. We see why in some points it tends to be inquisitive or intolerant." My response: Thanks for the information. This certainly seems to suggest that the common assumption that the quote refers to high American rates of religiosity--as in a book that I am now reading for review, which appears to have picked it up from another book--is incorrect. Posted at 01:03 PM RE: COHEN [Jonah Goldberg] Rich - I half-agree with Cohen. I don't think we are safer today than we would have been if we hadn't toppled Saddam. But we will be safer. I don't think America was safer one month after FDR declared war on Japan and Germany, but everyone understood that it was something we had to do for the long-run safety of the country. I don't understand why Bush can't make that point. Indeed, it turns Kerry's "values" argument on its head. Saddam was a long term strategic threat even if he wasn't one in the short term. The window of opportunity for ever getting rid of the guy was closing and Bush took it. Bush was making the world safer for our kids even if he was making things a bit more dangerous right now. If I remove a beehive from my backyard before my daughter gets stung, I'm creating a more dangerous situation in the short term in order to create a much less dangeous one in the longterm. A Middle East without Saddam and with a stabilizing, democratizing, prospering Iraq is the best bet for the US in the longterm. Let Kerry defend being a short term thinker. Posted at 01:00 PM DOGS OF WAR VS. CATS OF WAR [Jonah Goldberg & Cosmo] If you search for Dogs of War on the web you get all sorts of sites like this, about dogs of war. If you search for cats of war the internet laughs at you. Posted at 12:40 PM RICHARD COHEN... [Rich Lowry] ...elsewhere on the Post op-ed page, compares Bush to an East German diplomat in his resolute refusal to acknowledge reality. Cohen rests his case mostly on the fact that that there are still terror alerts at the same time that Bush says we are “safer.” What's so hard to understand about the fact that we have done much to make ourselves safer, but still face a threat? You can argue about the extent to which we are safe, but it is absurd to liken Bush's safer rhetoric to the delusional or purposely dishonest ravings of an East German official. We took away al Qaeda's safe haven in Afghanistan, turned the Pakistanis and Saudi Arabia (kind of, very much with fits and starts) against Islamic militants, took away Iraq from Arab radicalism (let's pray it sticks), rolled up Pakistan's proliferation network, and enacted the Patriot Act to eliminate the most absurd and anachronistic constraints of domestic counter-terrorism. If Cohen cannot see these things, then maybe he has the reality problem... Posted at 12:35 PM RE: KEMP [Jonah Goldberg] John - I agree with you to a certain extent about Kemp He certainly was much more of a polician of ideas rather than feelings. The Party of Clinton is still largely about feelings and so Edwards makes a lot of sense. But I think Kemp's appeal to young conservatives -- and I was most certainly one of those who revered Kemp -- reflected the immaturity of young conservatives more than it did the merits of Kemp. Posted at 12:34 PM JARGON WATCH [John Derbyshire] It's nice to see terms of art from mathematics being taken into the common language. With the Iraq War last year we got "imbed," long a favorite in higher algebra and topology. (Though I'm not clear about whether "imbed" or "embed" should be preferred. Mathematiicians seem to go for the former.) It would be even nicer if one could feel that the writer or speaker actually understands the mathematical meaning, though. Recent case: "inflection point." I caught James Pinkerton using it this morning: "American politics is at an inflection point, where the redistributionist force that corporate America fears most isn't Big Government, but rather Big Litigation." He means "turning point," but feels that that's too much of a cliche, so he went with "inflection point," which is in the air nowadays -- I have seen or heard it a couple of times in opinion columns or from TV talking heads. Anyone who wants to use "inflection point" is welcome to use it, but you might as well know what it actually means. Here is the definition from Percival Frost's 1872 classic AN ELEMENTARY TREATISE ON CURVE TRACING: "A *point of inflexion* is a point at which the tangent to the curve cuts the curve." The central point on a letter "S" is an inflection (or "inflexion") point, for instance. In the case where the curve is the graph of a function, an inflection point is one at which the second derivative vanishes. The function y = x^3 + x, for example, has an inflection point at x = 0. Posted at 12:32 PM KERRY-EDWARDS 2004 CONDOMS? [KJL] From Page Six: THAT Teresa Heinz Kerry surprised and worried some of the 1,000 guests at Friday morning's Women for Kerry breakfast when she looked out at the crowd and said, "We had better get you women some birth control, there are so many of you here!" Yikes. Posted at 12:22 PM IN DEFENSE OF JACK KEMP [John J. Miller] No, he wasn't an outstanding veep candidate. A real disappointment, actually. But something that continues to amaze me is how important he was to pulling a number of young conservatives into the movement two decades ago, back in the heyday and aftermath of Kemp-Roth (a genuine legislative accomplishment, by the way--something Edwards doesn't have). I certainly went through a period where he was one of my favorite pols on the Right. I also recall the day Dole picked him for the veep nomination. I was at the Heritage Foundation and witnessed a profound scene of excitement. The excitement turns out to have been misplaced, but it was sincere, and it wasn't rooted in a desire simply to win. I can't speak with any authority on what Edwards inspires among Democrats, but something tells me it's not much deeper than a sense that he is a ticket to power. Winning is important in politics and Edwards may yet prove to be a winner. On the national stage, Kemp was a loser--but his reputation, ultimately, was built on a substantial foundation that Edwards doesn't even come close to having. Posted at 12:09 PM "ANTI-CHOICE" [Jonah Goldberg] From a long piece at MSNBC which tries too hard to be very clever about actors who get type-cast or "Zieringed" (after Ian Ziering from Beverly Hills 90210): "And maybe everybody loves Raymond, but after the show goes off the air, we have to wonder who's going to love Patricia Heaton. Heaton plays Raymond's shrewish wife Debra with exactly one note, and spends her time off authoring obnoxious books about motherhood, supporting anti-choice organizations, and stomping out of awards shows hosted by the Osbournes." I know this is a small example of media bias, but can imagine a mainstream outfit calling pro-abortion activists "anti-life"? Posted at 12:04 PM EJ DIONNE... [Rich Lowry] ...today suggests that it is a sad commentary on Bush's values that he put the most alarming interpretation on what nearly everyone thought was true about Iraq and its weapons. I can see how a critic of the Iraq war can fault Bush for a failure of prudence in Iraq--not considering all the risks--and a failure of implementation, poor planning etc. But having the wrong values? There is no reason for anyone this side of Michael Moore and Ted Kennedy to doubt that Bush was sincere in his stated desire to rid the world of a menace, and to try to give Iraq, and the Middle East, a fresh start. Did the UN have the wrong values in repeatedly saying Saddam should be held to account for his violation of UN resolutions, Edwards and Kerry have the wrong values in voting for war, the Clinton administration have the wrong values for talking about Saddam's weapons and his cponnections to al Qaeda? The anti-Bush frenzy is seeping further and further into the mainstream, and this column is just another indication of that. Posted at 12:03 PM RE: MILITARY CATS [Cosmo] So this cat hides inside body armor and "earned his rank after nabbing five mice." Talk about the soft-bigotry of low expectations! Meanwhile the dogs are out there mixing it up with the Mahdi Army, sniffing out bombs, interrogating prisoners. Puh-leeze, there's a difference between a mascot and an ally! Posted at 11:50 AM AT HOME WITH THE DERBS [John Derbyshire] Rosie and I were sitting at the kitchen table talking about sperm. See, my wife, whose inclinations are artistic and terpsichorean, looks to me as a fount of knowledge about all matters scientific. She'd been reading something about frozen sperm, and wondered how it is possible for sperm to survive freezing. After all (she reasoned) they are living tissue. Living tissue is made of cells. Cells are basically little bags of water. Water expands when you freeze it, so the bag's going to burst. So how can sperm survive freezing? I didn't have a clue. You won't catch me without an answer, though, so I made an intelligent guess. We batted the thing back and forth a couple of times, then 11-year-old Nellie came in and caught a bit of the conversation. Nellie: "Eiuw, sperm. We did that in school." Me (not wanting to make a big mysterious thing out of it): "Well, it's only science." Nellie: "Yeah, but it's not *regular* science, that stuff. It's eiuw science." So now you know. There's regular science, and there's eiuw science. I sort of see her point. Posted at 11:50 AM “THE VILLAGE, THE VILLAGE, THE EARTH, THE EARTH AND THE SUICIDE OF THE ASTRONAUT” [Rich Lowry] That's the title of one of Qaddafi's short story collections, according to this Washington Post op-ed. The title is so bad it sounds like a Maya Angelou poem. Posted at 11:48 AM IRONY [Jonah Goldberg] When I was a wee researcher for Ben Wattenberg, I just happened to end up watching the Detroit Economic Club speech with....Jack Kemp at HUD. Posted at 11:45 AM CAT'S SERVICE HONORS NATION [Rich Lowry] A while ago, I pointed out to Jonah that dogs had a central place in the worst black-eye suffered by this nation in years, the Abu Ghraib prison abuses. Unmoved, he responded that cats were too disloyal to be trusted in such a situation. Oh, yeah? Tell it to the Third Combat Brigade and the battle-tested Pcf. Hammer! From the AP: "Tabby Gets Military Rank After Iraq Tour." Posted at 11:42 AM CHESTERTON BLEG [Ramesh Ponnuru] Everyone always quotes Chesterton on America's being "a nation with the soul of a church." Anyone here have the cite and context? The quote is usually used to mean that this is a very religious country, and sometimes to show that we are a nation founded on ideas and that this type of founding gives our character a moralistic, crusading streak. The second interpretation makes a bit more sense of the language, if you ask me, but the first one could be right--and of course there could be a third one that's better. Posted at 11:37 AM POLITICIAN POINT [John Derbyshire] Yep, it's alive and well this campaign season. Skip up onto the stage (see how young and agile I am!), shake hands with the chairman, mouth a couple of words at him through the applause ("Nice tie! Can we get the a-c turned up a bit?"), turn, wave to the audience, then start pointing. Kerry and Edwards are introducing an interesting variation on the Politicain Point, though: they are pointing with their *thumbs*. In fact, thumbs are big this campaign. It's not a regular thumbs-up gesture -- back of the hand towards the viewer, thumb straight up. This is more of a perp thumb -- the one you do when about to have your thumb-print taken at Central Booking. Knuckles toward the viewer, only the second phalanx showing above the curled fingers, ball of the thumb towards the viewer. Kerry and Edwards are both doing it. The idea seems to be that it's a kinder'n'gentler way of using hands to emphasize what you're saying. The 2004 electorate won't stand for a wagging or jabbing finger, so give 'em a thumb. Has the slight additional advantage of some optimistic carry-over from the old thumbs-up sign. But it's getting mixed up with the Politician Point. I am sure I have seen Kerry doing the P-P with his thumb. Posted at 11:33 AM A SADDER PARALLEL [Ramesh Ponnuru] Remember 1992, when we kept hearing that a conservative second-term agenda was going to be unveiled really, really soon? At the convention. No, wait, not the right time--at the Detroit Economic Club speech. No, not the right time. Maybe mid-October? Posted at 11:16 AM RE: DOLE-KEMP [Jonah Goldberg] K-Lo, Actually, I've been making the comparison for the last week (including on an NPR show). I think it is very apt (which is why I keep making it). First, lots of Democrats and pundits compared Kerry to Dole well before Kerry picked Edwards. And Edwards is very much a Kempian figure for the Democrats (though without Kemp's political experience). Liberal journalists were lavish in their praise of Kemp. And so were conservatives. He "united" the party, brought in the (Reaganite) party activists, brought optimism, good looks and enthusiasm to the ticket. Kemp wouldn't take cheap shots and was loved by the press for his civility, etc etc. None of it mattered. Now, I think Edwards is a much better politician than Kemp was or is. And I think Edwards won't have the reluctance Kemp had in the debates to go for the jugular. But, at the end of the day, Kerry is still in my mind the Democrats' Bob Dole -- except lots of Republicans liked Bob Dole personally, even if they didn't want him to be president. Democrats want Kerry to be president but don't like him personally. Posted at 11:06 AM WHY DID WE GO TO WAR? COULD WE HAVE WAITED? [KJL] David Rivkin & Lee Casey take a comprehensive look today, here. Posted at 10:36 AM SENATORIAL PRIVILEGE [John J. Miller] Another interesting item from today's soft-focus Wash Post story on Ted Kennedy: "Like many senators with whom Kennedy has disagreed over the years, McCain was won over by Kennedy's warmth and his penchant for personal gestures. In 1999, McCain and Sen. Russell Feingold received a John F. Kennedy Profile in Courage Award for their work on campaign finance reform. The award ceremony, in Boston, included a private dinner the night before that McCain thought he would have to miss because it conflicted with his son Jimmy's 11th birthday. But Kennedy insisted that McCain come, and he promised that Jimmy would have a good time. 'It was amazing,' McCain says. 'Ted arranged something like three cakes and a special ride on a Coast Guard cutter around Boston Harbor.'" Question: If Tom DeLay had arranged "a special ride on a Coast Guard cutter," would the Post report it as a cute bit of color in a Style-section story? Or would we learn how much it cost taxpayers? Posted at 09:58 AM LETTERMAN'S ON THE CASE [KJL] An e-mailer writes: Yep, David Letterman did last night, in his monologue, something along the lines of "The Kerry/Edwards campaign is generating the sort of excitement we haven't seen since the days of Dole/Kemp!" Posted at 09:57 AM MORE RADIO CITY FALLOUT [Byron York] On Monday, Bush campaign manager Ken Mehlman sent the following letter to his counterpart in the Kerry campaign, Mary Beth Cahill: July 12, 2004 Posted at 09:50 AM HAVE YOU READ IT YET? [KJL] The president's Oak Ridge speech from yesterday. An excerpt: Three years ago, the ruler of Iraq was a sworn enemy of America, who provided safe haven for terrorists, used weapons of mass destruction, and turned his nation into a prison. Saddam Hussein was not just a dictator; he was a proven mass murderer who refused to account for weapons of mass murder. Every responsible nation recognized this threat, and knew it could not go on forever. America must remember the lessons of September the 11th. We must confront serious dangers before they fully materialize. And so my administration looked at the intelligence on Iraq, and we saw a threat. Members of the United States Congress from both political parties looked at the same intelligence, and they saw a threat. The United Nations Security Council looked at the intelligence, and it saw a threat. The previous administration and the Congress looked at the intelligence and made regime change in Iraq the policy of our country. In 2002, the United Nations Security Council yet again demanded a full accounting of Saddam Hussein's weapons programs. As he had for over a decade, Saddam Hussein refused to comply. In fact, according to former weapons inspector David Kay, Iraq's weapons programs were elaborately shielded by security and deception operations that continued even beyond the end of Operation Iraqi Freedom. So I had a choice to make: Either take the word of a madman, or defend America. Given that choice, I will defend America every time. (Applause.) Although we have not found stockpiles of weapons of mass destruction, we were right to go into Iraq. We removed a declared enemy of America, who had the capability of producing weapons of mass murder, and could have passed that capability to terrorists bent on acquiring them. In the world after September the 11th, that was a risk we could not afford to take. Today, the dictator who caused decades of death and turmoil, who twice invaded his neighbors, who harbored terrorist leaders, who used chemical weapons on innocent men, women, and children, is finally before the bar of justice. (Applause.) Iraq, which once had the worst government in the Middle East, is now becoming an example of reform to the region. And Iraqi security forces are fighting beside coalition troops to defeat the terrorists and foreign fighters who threaten their nation and the world. Today, because America and our coalition helped to end the violent regime of Saddam Hussein, and because we're helping to raise a peaceful democracy in its place, the American people are safer. (Applause.) Three years ago, the nation of Libya, a longtime supporter of terror, was spending millions to acquire chemical and nuclear weapons. Today, thousands of Libya's chemical munitions have been destroyed. And nuclear processing equipment that could ultimately have threatened the lives of hundreds of thousands is stored away right here in Oak Ridge, Tennessee. Today, because the Libyan government saw the seriousness of the civilized world, and correctly judged its own interests, the American people are safer. (Applause.) Three years ago, a private weapons proliferation network was doing business around the world. This network, operated by the Pakistani nuclear scientist, A. Q. Khan, was selling nuclear plans and equipment to the highest bidder, and found willing buyers in places like Libya, Iran, and North Korea. Today, the A. Q. Khan network is out of business. We have ended one of the most dangerous sources of proliferation in the world, and the American people are safer. (Applause.) Breaking this proliferation network was possible because of the outstanding work done by the CIA. Dedicated intelligence officers were tireless in obtaining vital information, sometimes at great personal risk. Our intelligence services do an essential job for America. I thank them for their dedication and hard work. (Applause.) The Senate Intelligence Committee has identified some shortcomings in our intelligence capabilities; the Committee's report will help us in the work of reform. Our nation needs more intelligence agents -- what is called human intelligence -- to cover the globe. We must have the best, cutting-edge technology to listen and look for dangers. We must have better coordination among intelligence services. I need, and the Congress needs, the best possible intelligence in order to protect the American people. We're determined to make sure we get it.Read the whole thing here. Posted at 09:11 AM DOLE-KEMP II (KERRY-EDWARDS, THAT IS) [KJL] From an e-mail pal: Has anyone compared Kerry-Edwards to Dole-Kemp? Senate stalwart who's tight with his party but can't excite anyone and has no vision reaches out to a guy who has a clear vision. Kemp had a history of getting elected, yes, but his and Edwards' reputations and functions are similar -- they are supposed to get the base excited with their core principles talks (for Kemp, supply-side economics, for Edwards, Two Americas redistribution). Kerry vs. Bush looks like Dole vs. Clinton -- popular incumbent looks weak because of intense scrutiny (on scandals for Clinton, on Iraq for Bush) but the Senator challenging him is uninspiring. The only difference is the media sides with the challenger this time. Posted at 09:08 AM NC POLL [John Hood] Gallup’s new poll in North Carolina showing a sizable Bush-Cheney lead over Kerry-Edwards should be greeted with great celebration by the state’s Republicans, who have worried about the president’s relatively weak numbers in the state and the potential for damage down in the ballot, such as in the competitive U.S. Senate race between Erskine Bowles and Richard Burr and the reelection bid of Democratic Gov. Mike Easley. However, my guess is that many thoughtful Republicans will see the finding as an aberration. Both public and private GOP polls have consistently shown a single-digit race for months, some with margins as small as four to five points. Gallup hasn’t done an oversampled polled in NC this year, as far as I know, and may have used a questionable screen for likely voters. Indeed, Bush-Cheney leads Kerry-Edwards by only six points (49 percent to 43 percent) among registered voters in the Gallup survey. The margin jumps to 54 percent to 39 percent among “likely” voters, which smells fishy to me. Posted at 08:42 AM HAMILTON REMEMBERED [Rick Brookhiser] The life of Alexander Hamilton was remembered in a service at Trinity Church in New York City yesterday morning, the 200th anniversary of his death. Trinity was where his funeral occurred two days later, aned where he is buried. The Concluding Collect read: "O Judge of nations, we remember before you with grateful hearts the life and work of Alexander Hamilton and all the men and women or our country who in the day of decision ventured much for the liberties we enjoy. Grant that we may not rest until all the people of this land share the true benefits of freedom and gladly accept its disciplines. This we ask in your most holy Name. Amen." Posted at 08:13 AM AMERICANS LIKE LAWYERS [John J. Miller] Time magazine has polled Americans on what they think of the trial-lawyer background of John Edwards: "Having been a trial lawyer does not appear to be a significant problem for Edwards. 35% say this makes them more favorable to Edwards compared to 28% who say less favorable. Even more striking, 55% say that his trial lawyer experience shows that Edwards fights for the average person against big companies, while only 26% say that his trial lawyering contributed to the frivolous lawsuit problem. Seventy-nine percent of Democrats, 54% of Independents, and 32% of Republicans say that Edwards litigator background shows that he is someone who fights for the average person." Posted at 07:13 AM NOT EXACTLY A HUGE NC BOUNCE FOR EDWARDS [Jonah Goldberg ] If the election were held today in North Carolina Bush would win by about 15 points. Posted at 07:02 AM ENDER'S GAME [Jonathan H. Adler] DO not despair, Ramesh, Ender's Game is in production now for release in 2006. Then again, maybe you shoudl despair, as Wolfgang Peterson is directing, and his efforts have been hit (Perfect Storm) and miss (Troy) of late. Posted at 06:56 AM PHILIPPINES NEGOTIATING WITH TERRORISTS? [KJL] Posted at 06:03 AM SPLASH [John J. Miller] Ted Kennedy has a dog named Splash. I am not making this up. Posted at 05:26 AM Monday, July 12, 2004 "A LETTER FROM JOE WILSON" [Jonah Goldberg] A bunch of folks have sent me this. Some of the better lines: "Some people have said I was courageous to speak truth to the power of the Bush White House. But let me tell you, what I have done doesn't hold a candle to the courage that John Kerry showed as a young man and throughout his political career. I am supporting him for President because he has been willing to tell the truth no matter what the pressure." .... To speak out against bad policies after a career of accomplishments, as I recently did, is a civic duty. .... George Bush's Administration has betrayed our trust - I know that personally. I am honored to endorse John Kerry and to commit myself to his campaign to wrest our democracy back from those who have so squandered the public trust. Posted at 09:51 PM EDWARDS' CRONIES [Jonathan H. Adler] John Edwards own career as a plaintiffs' attorney might not be particularly objectionable. The same cannot be said of his trial lawyer buddies who bankrolled his presidential campaign. Walter Olson has an op-ed in today's WSJ (not online) on four of the most powerful tort titans who backed Edwards' campaign, and it's not pretty. There's more at Overlawyered.com. Posted at 07:47 PM ENDER'S GAME [Ramesh Ponnuru] Why hasn't it been made into a movie? Posted at 06:25 PM CONSTANTINE MENGES, RIP [KJL] Posted at 06:02 PM KERRY-EDWARDS EXPLOITING REAGAN [Jonah Goldberg] Here's the official press release from the Kerry campaign: Ron Reagan to Speak at Democratic National Convention Posted at 05:54 PM POLICING MARSHALL [Jonah Goldberg ] This blogger's been paying a lot more attention to Marshall's promises of "big stories" to come. Posted at 05:51 PM RE: MAYBE IT'S JUST ME [Steve Hayward] Jonah: I once DID have a meal (including beer), almost by chance, with Dick and Lynne Cheney, before he became vice president. Though I can't compare it to dining with Edwards, I am sure you are correct in judging who offers the superior company. (Mostly I asked him about the oil business, as he was then with some company whose name I forget.) Though I did rather put my foot in my mouth: My lunch occurred in the spring of 2000, when Cheney was heading the VP selection process. I offered as how I really liked Frank Keating for VP. No wonder I'm still in the private sector. Posted at 05:46 PM RIP [Jonah Goldberg] Isabel Sanford -- AKA "Weezie" on the Jeffersons -- has died. Posted at 04:59 PM ....BUT DON'T GET COCKY KID [Jonah Goldberg] (With apologies to Han Solo). State-by-state match-ups on Bush vs Kerry. Posted at 04:59 PM MAYBE IT'S JUST ME [Jonah Goldberg] But everyone keeps talking about how likable John Edwards is and how unlikable Dick Cheney is. But truth be told, I would much rather have a drink and a meal with Dick Cheney than with John Edwards. I don't think this has much to do with partisanship. I honestly believe that Cheney's the more interesting and entertaining guy. Yes, I can see the appeal of Edwards and he seems like a perfectly nice guy. But in terms of the classic test -- who would you rather have a beer with? -- the winner is Cheney far and away. I could go on explaining why, but I think is the sort of thing you either agree with or don't. Posted at 04:52 PM LOSING VOTES [Jonah Goldberg] Without getting into the merits of FMA, I don't understand why people get so upset about the Senate holding votes for legislation that won't pass. Should only legislation that is guaranteed passage be brought to the floor? Whether you are for against the Federal Marriage Amendment, is it so terrible that the public know where politicians stand during an election year? I just don't get it. Correction Woops, I meant Federal Marriage Amendment, not DOMA. The text has been changed to reflect that. Posted at 04:34 PM BUCK UP NRO! [Jonah Goldberg] From a reader: Jonah - NRO seems to have taken on a defeatist attitude toward the presidential election. Too much beltway influence! Go to a map and begin doing the electoral math. Don't let beltway editorial sources or polls tell you what the battleground states are, go by how statewide elections have gone over the last 10 years or so. Sounds like a lot of work? Maybe, but viewing objective data like past election results is one way to escape the beltway news filter. Have an intern do the legwork! Posted at 04:28 PM WILSON AND KERRY [Jonah Goldberg ] Now that it's becoming increasingly clear that Joe Wilson lied and distorted the facts in order to preen in front of the cameras and attack the Bush campaign, shouldn't John Kerry disavow the guy? After all, Wilson was more than a mere Kerry supporter, Wilson was a designated campaign surrogate and foreign policy advisor. If you troll through Nexis you'll find numerous articles about Wilson's role as a de facto campaign spokesman. An NPR story from last February singled out Wilson as a particularly effective spokesman for the Kerry campaign: In ways that John Kerry never could, on the trail Wilson serves as the embodiment of a man both personally and professionally wronged by the Bush administration. Through Wilson, the Kerry campaign can advance issues and attack figures on the right without Kerry himself becoming personally involved. I searched the Kerry website for any mention of Wilson and couldn't find any. Though there was much celebration at the official Kerry blog when Wilson announced his endorsement. And if you Google his site, you can find piles of cached pages where the Kerry campaign boasted, promoted and otherwise celebrated its association with Wilson, including here on their endorsements page. Posted at 03:46 PM WFB TONIGHT [KJL] Look for William F. Buckley Jr. on Hannity & Colmes tonight... Posted at 03:26 PM HE MAY BE A MARSHALL, BUT HE AIN'T THE LAW [Jonah Goldberg ] The Best of the Web says Marshall's wrong on the law about the outing of Plame. If he's wrong on the law and he's wrong on the politics, what's left to be right about? From Taranto: ....What's more, the Post is correct about the law, and Marshall is either mistaken or disingenuous. As we explained in October: Posted at 03:11 PM HONEST EVAN [Tim Graham] The media “wants Kerry to win” and so “they’re going to portray Kerry and Edwards as being young and dynamic and optimistic, and all. There’s going to be this glow about them that some, is going to be worth, collectively, the two of them, that’s going to be worth maybe 15 points.” So said --Evan Thomas, the Assistant Managing Editor of Newsweek, on the chat show "Inside Washington" over the weekend. That's all obvious, except for the optimistic guess about media bias being worth 15 points... Posted at 03:05 PM THINGS I'D RATHER NOT KNOW [John Derbyshire] A reader sent me a note he got from Amazon.com, which opens as follows: "Dear Amazon.com Customer--- We've noticed that customers who have purchased The Cartoon Guide to Statistics also purchased books by John Derbyshire..." Posted at 02:06 PM HOW QUICKLY THEY FORGET [Peter Robinson] This just in from Steve Hayward: Shriver's pro-life position is extremely important, because he was the last pro-life Catholic on a Democratic ticket (with McGovern in 1972). True, this was before Roe, but it is amazing that today such a person could not only NOT be nominated as a Dem running mate, but can't even speak at their convention. (Recall, too, that Shriver was McGovern's second pro-life running mate, since Eagleton was also a strong pro-lifer. It gives the lie, a little bit, that McGovern was the candidate of "acid, amnesty, and abortion." The first two were right, but not the last one.) As late as 1984, there were a handful of pro-life delegates at the Democratic convention (I went as a reporter) who cast their nominating ballots for Eagleton as a protest against the feminist drift of the party. I am sure this tiny remnant is long extinct today. Posted at 02:06 PM ANOTHER EXCELLENT WALLOP [Jonah Goldberg ] John Podhoretz is in fine form today. Posted at 02:03 PM IT IS A QUESTION OF CHOICE [Peter Robinson] My bleg had been up for no more than twenty minutes before I had half a dozen emails, telling me exactly where to find that 1992 open letter to the Democratic Party. The document, which was indeed signed by Sargent Shriver, as also by his wife, Eunice Kennedy Shriver, proved even more powerful than I'd remembered. An excerpt: The rhetoric of abortion advocacy contains a truth that abortion advocates often fail to perceive. Abortion is a question of choice. The "choice," though, is not one faced by isolated women exercising private rights. It is a choice faced by all the citizens of this free society. And the choice we make, deliberatively and democratically, will do much to answer two questions: What kind of a people are we? What kind of a people will we be?To read the entire letter, click here. Posted at 02:00 PM EXPLOITING REAGAN [Jonah Goldberg] I'm not sure the Dems would have the cajones to attack Nancy Reagan, but this reader does have a good point: If Ron Reagan's, Jr.'s speech is meant to be embarrassing to Republicans (though I agree with you it won't be), aren't the Democrats doing exactly what they preemptively criticized the Republicans for doing -- that is, exploiting Reagan's death for political purposes? Can you imagine the wailing and gnashing of teeth on the Democratic side if Nancy Reagan were scheduled to speak at the Republican conventions? Posted at 01:44 PM MARSHALL AND WILSON [Jonah Goldberg] Gregory Djerejian takes a scalpal to Josh Marshall and Djerejian and May's pieces combine into what "Happy Days" fans would call the "Malachi Crunch" -- a reference you don't have to get to enjoy either piece. Posted at 01:41 PM THE OLYMPIC SPIRIT, CONTINUED [Andrew Stuttaford] Year after year, the bureaucrats behind the Olympic Games never fail to come up with new reasons to dislike this reliably repellent event. Here's the latest example, this time from the Guardian : "Spectators attending the Athens Olympics could be forcibly removed from stadiums if they wear clothing bearing "obvious logos of competitive companies to sponsors," according to rules released by games organisers... An Olympics official said: "These rules have been written in a draconian way so that they leave no room for doubt. "What is our over-arching concern and desire is to keep the games free of advertising or any commerce inside stadiums." Except, presumably, in the case of "sponsors". Posted at 01:09 PM EMBARRASSING VS. ANNOYING [Jonah Goldberg] I have never met, heard of or from or even imagined that there exists a conservative who gives a rat's patoot what Ron Reagan Jr. has to say. I turn the volume off when I hear him do color commentary for dog shows on Animal Planet (my daughter and I like to watch the doggies together). I'm with Tim, it's not embarrassing (except perhaps for the Reagan family) to hear RR Jr. bad-mouth his dad's party, it's annoying. And it's annoying mostly because it comes across as a lame insult, like when someone thinks they're really zinging you good by mocking your shoe-laces. Ron Jr. is entirely a creation of the anti-Reagan, anti-conservative media to zing Republicans who don't care -- and have never cared -- what the guy has to say. It was embarrassing when Barry Goldwater started beating up on Reagan. It's annoying when Barbara Walter's trots out this yutz as if he's got some moral authority. Posted at 01:06 PM THE PRO-LYING-UNDER-OATH TICKET [Tim Graham] The Washington Post front page was extremely silly yesterday with a story on how Kerry-Edwards believes in the central value of truth in our politics. Not mentioned: where these two Senators voted when the nation's chief law enforcement officer lied under oath in a civil case. Answer: they both voted for the "central value" of Clinton's truth-defying Is-Is defense. Democrats talking about the central value of truth from our public officials ought to be strongly challenged with the impeachment case. Posted at 12:58 PM EDWARDS AND THE BUSH DOCTRINE [Jonah Goldberg ] According to Time magazine's glowing profile , John Edwards' father was a true believer in the policy of preemption: Growing up chiefly in Robbins, N.C., Edwards played hoops in his backyard and contended with neighborhood bullies by following his dad's advice: Don't wait for trouble; punch the other guy hard in the nose first. Posted at 12:54 PM R.R.'S SPEECH [Tim Graham] K-Lo, I'm actually pleased Ron Reagan is speaking at the Dem convention, so that people will remember that he is no political chip off the grand old block. The weirdest part is reporters saying the appearance will be "embarrassing to Republicans." (Why don't they ask a Republican before assuming that? I thought the misguided idea that Junior was a Republican was embarrassing to Republicans.) Now let's see where the Democrats schedule him, inside or outside the tiny broadcast-TV window of opportunity... Posted at 12:54 PM IN-LAWS FROM HELL [Andrew Stuttaford] A (former) Mrs. Yeslam bin Laden discusses her family in the Guardian: On the revolting Osama, a man quite obviously as boorish as he is neurotic: "Things were looking up. And then she met Osama. He was a student at the King Abdel Aziz University in Jeddah and when she opened the door to him, he freaked out. Her face was uncovered. Osama started flapping his hands and wouldn't come in until she had made herself scarce. " On the bin Laden clan: "...she is unconvinced that they have cut off all ties with Osama. "They have never condemned Osama. They have condemned the terrorist act. But they have never admitted any involvement of their brother in those acts. He has sons in Saudi Arabia who work at the organisation..." Posted at 12:53 PM DITKA UPDATE [Jonah Goldberg] From a reader in the Windy City: Dear Jonah: Posted at 12:32 PM HISTORICAL DOCUMENT BLEG [Peter Robinson] During the summer of 1992, I vividly recall, an open letter to the Democratic Party was published in a number of leading newspapers (I probably read it in the Washington Post). The letter begged the Party, which was then meeting in the convention that would nominate Bill Clinton, not to foreclose the pro-life position altogether, instead permitting at least one or two pro-life Democrats to address the gathering. The Party ignored the open letter, permitting only pro-choice speakers to mount the podium, but the open letter struck me as significant even so, in part because one of the signatories was Sargent Shriver, the Democratic vice presidential candidate just two decades earlier. I’ve searched high and low for a copy of this letter, without success. Is there a reader of this happy Corner who can lay hands on it? Posted at 12:24 PM FREE LUDWIG [Peter Robinson] The best web-find of the summer: The complete cycle of Beethoven piano sonatas, performed by the young pianist Artur Pizzaro, for free on the Beeb. If these sonatas got me through three days of clearing out old files, they’ll get you through any summer task you care to name. Click here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio3/classical/pizarro/. Are Jay Nordlinger or Terry Teachout in, by the way? If so, gentlemen, would you mind letting us know what you make of Mr. Pizzaro? He comes from Portugal, which leads me to wonder whether he might be a distant relation of the conquistador Pizzaro, who came from neighboring Extremadura, but that is literally the only thought that the name Artur Pizzaro brings to my musically untutored mind. Posted at 12:23 PM AMERICAN AMERICANS [Mark Krikorian ] The Census Bureau recently released its report on ethnic ancestry in the 2000 census. I've long thought that we need a high wall of separation between state and ethnicity, not only with regard to race (a la Ward Connerly's Racial Privacy Initiative) but all ethnic categorization -- English, Irish, Italian, etc. The only race or ethnic group that should matter to our government is American. Let private researchers try to figure out how many Americans have Armenian or Ethiopian or Slovak ancestry. Apparently, more and more people are thinking along the same lines. In 1990, 12.4 million people identified their "ancestry or ethnic origin" as American, representing 5 percent of the total population. In 2000, 20.2 million people, or 7.2 percent of the population, did so, a 63 percent increase in the number of "Americans," at a time when the total population increased by 13 percent. In the run-up to the next census, perhaps conservatives should worry less about ballot initiatives and invest more time and money trying to perasuade our fellow citizens to renounce racial and ethnic categories voluntarily. If we can change the culture of ethnic categorization, the law will follow. Posted at 12:18 PM ANTIWAR GROUP CRIES CENSORSHIP, IS CARELESS [KJL] I think I am for keeping bomb imagery out of Times Square. Posted at 11:54 AM "THIS LAND" [Jonah Goldberg ] I'm not a huge fan of parody songs, but this one is funny enough to post. Posted at 11:49 AM THE MEANING OF IS? [Andrew Stuttaford] A friend of unimpeachably reactionary views has just forwarded me an email he received last month from Amazon.com. It suggested that he might want to buy Bill Clinton's My Life. Why this shocking recommendation? Well, apparently because he had previously bought The Fabric of the Cosmos: Space, Time, and the Texture of Reality. Eh? Could someone somewhere possibly be having a joke at the great man's expense? Posted at 11:47 AM THE REASON JAY ROCKEFELLER WAS SWEATING ON FRIDAY (SEE LEDEEN) [KJL] He knew that while he would spend the weekend criticizing the White House for misleading us into war in Iraq, he made the same arguments the White House did, pre-war. It was Jay Rockefeller who in Ocotober 2002 who said on the Senate floor: "There is unmistakable evidence that Saddam Hussein is working aggressively to develop nuclear weapons and will likely have nuclear weapons withing the next five years..." Steve Hayes runs through the record here. Posted at 11:46 AM CONDOM BLOWUP [KJL] In the possibly most hostile forum available, Harvard's Ted Green and Uganda's Yoweri Museveni tout the ABC message re AIDS. Posted at 11:12 AM RE: THE SNARK POST [Ramesh Ponnuru] Jonah -- Your emailer is obviously wrong. I generally favor senators who support tort reform. I may however decide to support an anti-reform Republican over a pro-reform Democrat because of all the other issues out there. That doesn't mean my preference for pro-tort reform candidates is not a principled preference. It doesn't mean that I don't regret the fact that the Republican candidate is bad in this respect. Posted at 11:00 AM RIVKIN ON FENCE DECISION [Rich Lowry] FYI, NR/NRO laws-of-war maven David Rivkin sent me this e-mail about the Israeli fence: “Dear Rich: By now, I have read the ICJ opinion regarding Israeli fence in full. It is the worst, most biased, most non-judicial opinion I have ever seen. It ranks right up there with Stalin's show trials. It engages in no analysis of either the relevant international treaties or says anything about the relevant state practice. Its discussion of history is so biased, it is almost embarrassing. For example, in discussing the genesis of the first Arab/Israeli conflict, it says as follows: 'The Arab population of Palestine and the Arab States rejected this plan [the 1947 UN Partition Resolution], contending that it was unbalanced.' This is a funny way of describing the fundamental rejection by the Arabs of Israel's right to exist in an independent state. The opinion also rejects the notion that Israel has any right of self-defense against a non-state actor like the Palestinians. This is completely contrary to international law, that has always recognized that one can engage in a state of armed conflict against a non-state actor. It is also inconsistent with the Security Council's recent -- post-September 11 -- resolutions, which specifically acknowledge that the U.S. has the right to defend itself against al Qaeda. International law aside, since the UN treats the Palestinian authority as a quasi state, the ICJ position is particularly hypocritical. The bottom line is that this opinion brings discredit to the Court and casts international law as nothing more than a tool of partisan politics. Other than this, this is a damn good opinion.” Posted at 09:51 AM PREDICTION [Jonah Goldberg] In the wake of the 60 Minutes interview, it's become clear to me that by the end of this campaign Mrs. Heinz Kerry will be seen as a considerable liability for the Kerry team. Mrs. Edwards will be seen as a real advantage. Posted at 09:09 AM A THEORY [Rich Lowry] According to the AP poll last week, Bush seemed to get a small bounce from the Edwards selection. Other polls show a tiny Kerry bounce, but Bush's job approval rating still climbing. What's happening here? The Edwards selection helped knock Iraq off the front pages, and anything that de-emphasizes Iraq helps Bush, since it has been the main thing dragging him down. This means that any big Kerry campaign events that dominate the news--no matter how well rolled out, like the Edwards announcement--work in some sense in Bush's strategtic favor, since they serve to overshadow Iraq. Now, of course, part of what is going on here is that Iraq has simmered down a bit over the last two weeks, and there are no longer daily CPA breifings to provide the cable channels with easy video. But there is still news in Iraq. Last week, five of our guys were killed in a mortar attack and almost no one knows about it, because it ran on page A-20. The biggest threat to Bush's presidency was that bad news out of Iraq was making people feel sour about everything. When instead of seeing bombings in Iraq, they see pictures of an all-American Edwards family posing for the cameras, they feel a little better, which marginally helps the incumbent, George Bush. At least that's my theory.... Posted at 08:37 AM PRESIDENTIAL ANCESTORS [John J. Miller] Patrick Lyndon Nugent, the grandson of LBJ, is a financial supporter of President Bush. See here. Posted at 07:55 AM BE LIKE MIKE [John J. Miller] Maybe the Republicans should invite Michael Reagan to speak at the GOP convention. Posted at 07:48 AM "BUSH DIDN'T LIE!!!!" [KJL] Mark Steyn on Wilson , etc. Posted at 06:11 AM RICH LOWRY [KJL] will be on Fox & Friends this morning, FYI. Posted at 06:06 AM SPEAKING OF... [KJL] here's WFB vs. Ron Reagan Jr. Posted at 05:56 AM STAR OF THE DEMOCRATIC CONVENTION [KJL] Ron Reagan is going to speak... Posted at 05:54 AM Sunday, July 11, 2004 SNARK! WHO GOES THERE [Jonah Goldberg] From a reader: No offense, but re Mike Ditka you are waxing incoherent: "Generally, I'm opposed to celebrity candidacies", you say. And then: "And I have no idea if Ditka would make a good Senator." If you have no idea whether Ditka would make a good Senator, but you're going to qualify your "general" opposition to celebrity candidacies to make him a exception, then your view actually is: "Generally I'm opposed to celebrity candidacies of Democrats." Because otherwise, you would be opposed to Ditka being a candidate until you were convinced that he was qualified. Posted at 09:49 PM 60 MINUTES [KJL] Was it me or did that interview end abruptly? I expected more. Hopefully Americans have the same impression of Kerry-Edwards in general and vote accordingly in November. I missed the beginning, only saw parts, but was struck by although John Edwards is Mr. Cheerleader, he and Kerry don't have their shtick all worked out yet. Edwards would interupt Kerry, put his hand on (well, of course) Kerry to motion that he was not done, etc. There was also weird arguing with Leslie Stahl over what they thought of the Iraq war: you felt like shaking the TV. Guys, you're all on the same side (Kerry, Edwards, Stahl) stop pretending otherwise. Those are I-was-barely-in-the-room thoughts though. More to come by morning, I'm sure. Posted at 08:14 PM ON THE OTHER HAND [Jonah Goldberg] From another reader: Jonah- Not to be a negative Nancy here, but legally speaking (and contra your correspondent), the mens rea term of "intent" speaks to the actus reus element of the agent's cover being blown and nothing else. So as long as you intended for that result to happen (and you satisfy the other elements of the crime, namely knowing that Plame was covert), it doesn't matter if it was because you really hated them and wanted them dead, or because you wanted to demonstrate that their husband was a clown, or because you think they're just a fantastic government agent and you want them to get accolades for their accomplished service. The intent element is still satisfied. And while your correspondent makes the point that the "screw her husband" intent is more morally culpable than the "you can't take this clown seriously" intent, the fact that the latter intent isn't as bad as the former isn't a defense to the charge that the latter intent is still a crime. You can't defend a manslaughter charge by arguing that it wasn't murder. (You could, but it wouldn't have much traction in front of a judge). Of course, the reason Marshall suddenly cares so much about statutory construction is that his political argument just fell apart. So he's still full of it, but he's right legally. Your reader, [Name withheld] Posted at 04:35 PM WILSON [Jonah Goldberg] Pretty much my point exactly, from a reader: Jonah, Posted at 03:40 PM RE: DITKA [Jonah Goldberg] Generally, I'm opposed to celebrity candidacies. And I have no idea if Ditka would make a good Senator. But he's probably as qualified as Mrs. Carnahan was when she was "elected." And the Republicans do have to nominate someone, right? Anyway, here's the Draft Ditka site. Posted at 03:29 PM MIKE DITKA TO REPLACE JACK RYAN? [KJL ] Posted at 03:11 PM KERRY SERIOUSLY CONSIDERED BIDEN [KJL ] Time reports. Posted at 03:10 PM WFB IN THE NYT [KJL] a 11 questions interview. Posted at 02:31 PM THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREE, SENATOR EDWARDS [KJL ] It would, however, really tick off the abortion-industry base. From the Washington Post: Kerry, who recently said he agrees with the Roman Catholic Church that life begins at conception, said he disagrees with his church's teaching that homosexuality is a sin. Edwards twice did not respond when asked if he, too, believes life begins at conception. Posted at 01:52 PM SUNDAY EXTRA [KJL] Thinking of hitting the movie theater before the weekend is through? Here's John Podhoretz's review of Anchorman. Posted at 01:51 PM ANDREW STUTTAFORD [KJL] has been computerless a large part of this weekend. Believe me, he misses you almost as much as many of you miss him. Posted at 01:48 PM MEA CULPA [KJL] I forgot to tell you all WFB would be on Meet the Press this morning. I know it replays sometime today on MSNBC. Apologies... Posted at 11:39 AM THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU CANCEL BUFFY & ANGEL [Jonah Goldberg ] School closed on account of demon attack. Posted at 09:01 AM MARSHALL, WILSON ETC [Jonah Goldberg] Pejmanesque has more. Posted at 08:59 AM MORNING [Jonah Goldberg] I'll be on CNN around 10:30 my time. Also: First post of the day! Posted at 08:50 AM |
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