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Saturday, December 04, 2004

THE SECRET LIFE OF TOM WOLFE [John Derbyshire]
"Mr. Derbyshire---I thought you might find this tidbit interesting. In a 1966 interview with Elaine Dundy from Vogue magazine Mr. Wolfe was asked the following question:

"Elaine: When you write, have you anyone in particular in mind you are writing for?

"Tom Wolfe: Malcolm Muggeridge."

Posted at 03:52 PM

STAYING ALIVE [John Derbyshire]
"Dear Mr. Derbyshire---In reference to your Corner post on the death of Alicia Markova, I too had a similar shock a few weeks ago. I discovered while reading that Max Schmeling is still alive. Born in 1905, he won the heavy weight crown in 1930, lost it in 1932, defeated Joe Louis in 1936, and lost badly to Louis in 1938. Schmeling also survived WWII, and after the war he enjoyed a long career with Coca-Cola. He certainly has experienced a long and interesting life--so far."

Posted at 03:49 PM

REASONS TO LEAVE THE EPISCOPAL CHURCH: NO.11,984 [John Derbyshire]
here

Posted at 03:49 PM

ABORTION, HAPPY NON-ISSUE [Tim Graham]
MRC's Clay Waters reports on a happy New York Times reporter in Italy: "But abortion is a non-issue here -- perhaps the best example of the more civil tone of the debate over religion and state. Here, it seems less an argument than a very long conversation." Ah, to the Times, it's always a "more civil" society when the churches are ignored...

Posted at 03:46 PM

SORRY FOR THE SLOWNESS TODAY [KJL]
i'm sleeping off those really bad winter germs. And I might have passed them on. Mea culpa. Back soon.

Posted at 03:43 PM

THAT WEBLOG AWARDS [KJL]
Requires daily voting through the 15th....sorry for all the work. Here you are.

Posted at 03:41 PM

TREASURES GONE [John J. Miller]
So, did you enjoy the movie National Treasure--including the really cool heist scene involving the theft of the Declaration of Independence--but walk out of the theater thinking, "You know, I bet the security at the National Archives is a little better than that"? Well guess what: It's not! Read this.

Posted at 05:51 AM

Friday, December 03, 2004

NETWORK ADS FOR CHURCHES [Ramesh Ponnuru]
I was puzzled when I read the story in my local paper about how network execs had decided not to run an ad for the United Church of Christ that alluded to its friendliness to gays. Ted Olsen gives some very helpful context.

Posted at 06:51 PM

WHAT THE... [KJL]
WASHINGTON Dec 3, 2004 — Health and Human Services Secretary Tommy Thompson announced his resignation on Friday, warning as he left of dangers from a global flu outbreak and a possible terror attack on the nation's food supply.

"For the life of me, I cannot understand why the terrorists have not attacked our food supply because it is so easy to do," Thompson said as announced his departure before department employees. "We are importing a lot of food from the Middle East, and it would be easy to tamper with that."
Nothing like giving people ideas... Nothing like giving people ideas...

Posted at 06:22 PM

$250 BILLION [KJL]
From The Onion:
Congress Approves Of $250 Billion

WASHINGTON, DC—In a near-unanimous vote Monday, 434 members of the House and all 100 senators voiced their approval of $250 billion. "My fellow members of Congress, $250 billion is an incredibly vast sum of money," U.S. Rep. Dennis Rehberg (R-MT) said. "That much money is totally awesome." House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-CA), the lone dissenter, disagreed with Rehberg's assessment, saying that, unless the money was stacked on a table in one-dollar bills, it was "pretty cool," but not "awesome."

Posted at 05:52 PM

RECOUNTING [KJL]
in Washington

Posted at 05:50 PM

"A MUPPET CHRISTMAS WITH ZBIGNIEW BRZEZINSKI"? [KJL]
Bad Christmas movies.

UPDATE: Doh! Jonah's been here!

Posted at 05:44 PM

WHY GO TO COLLEGE? [John Derbyshire]
Several readers have pointed me to this, apparently definitive, anti-college book.

Posted at 05:39 PM

BLEATING, NOT ROARING [Rod Dreher]
Peter, you don't need to speak Dutch to understand a bleat when you hear one. As a frequent visitor to the Netherlands over the years, I can tell you that the Catholic Church there, like all churches (but not mosques!), is flat on its back. The Dutch bishops are notoriously rebellious, and have been for 40 years. You see the fruits of their ministry everywhere in Holland: empty churches, and a collapsing culture. Maybe nothing could have saved the Church in Holland, but if you're going to go down, at least go down fighting heroically. The institutional RC Church there has given up without a fight. Did you know that prior to the 1960s, Holland, which is only half Catholic, produced as many or even more missionary clergy than any country in the world? It's all vanished now.

How did this happen? Here's a hint from a 2002 cover story on Holland's crisis I did for NR: It has been remarked that no society on earth was more thoroughly transformed by the Sixties than Holland's. James Kennedy, a history professor at Hope College in Michigan, wrote his doctoral dissertation on how the Netherlands went from being one of the most religious, socially conservative countries in Western Europe to being a bourgeois Babylon in a few short years. Postwar Dutch society lost faith in the old system, which the counterculture showed to have been made of straw.
"A number of Dutch religious and secular leaders concluded there wasn't a lot to be done to resist," explains Kennedy. "One thing the Dutch political culture does well, maybe too well, is to accommodate itself to new moods in society. What you don't do is try to create a 'silent majority' to resist new trends, because in this view, trends can't be bucked."
The Left captured the culture without firing a shot. [snip] ... "This is a very small country," says Andreas Kinneging, 40, a legal philosopher who is the intellectual godfather of Holland's nascent conservative movement. The Dutch "have a few national papers, a few channels, a handful of universities, a few publishers. Most of the elites know each other. They're all liberal, and all think the same. They consider themselves moral, upright, good people. Their power is tremendous . . . You have to be very independent-minded or very cosmopolitan not to be indoctrinated by this worldview."

Posted at 05:36 PM

PITTS VS. WAXMAN [KJL]
Rep. Pitts: Abstinence study is merely a "partisan attack"

Washington-Congressman Joe Pitts (R, PA-16) today sent the following letter to the Editor of the Washington Post regarding an ideologically-charged report on federally-funded abstinence education programs.

Dear Editor:

I am disappointed that your paper would confuse Congressman Henry Waxman's ideologically-driven report on federally funded abstinence education programs ["Some Abstinence Programs Mislead Teens, Report Says," Dec. 2] with a serious examination of their effectiveness.

This report was prepared at taxpayer expense by partisan committee staff and was not reviewed in any hearings or publicly discussed with experts in abstinence education. Instead, Mr. Waxman took advantage of a slow news cycle to pass off his ideological attack as a legitimate congressional study. This type of misleading public relations tactic abuses taxpayer funds and distracts from the underlying fact that abstinence is the only 100 percent effective means of preventing sexually transmitted diseases and unwanted pregnancy.

Federally-funded abstinence education programs are held to the strictest standards. The curricula used to educate our youth are meticulously researched and confirmed by reputable sources. By blasting abstinence education, Mr. Waxman puts at great risk so many of our youth who deserve to hear the hopeful and empowering message of abstinence education.

Additionally, polls show that parents want these programs. They want schools and the government to assist them in encouraging their kids to make positive and healthy life choices. If asked to side with partisan committee staff or parents, I'd choose parents every time.

This partisan committee staff report should be received with great skepticism. I'm disappointed that the Washington Post was so naïve as to take this partisan study on face value.

Sincerely,
Joe Pitts

Posted at 05:18 PM

CHALLENGE FROM A READER [John Derbyshire]
"Mr. Derbyshire---As a fixture of a large music school, I can assure you that there are many South Asian students of western music. By and large, however, your correspondent is correct: most talented South Asians are diverted into classical North Indian (Hindustani) or South Asian (Karnatic) musical styles. While lacking harmony, Indian music vastly outstrips Western music in performance practice, rhythmic complexity, and melodic subtlety.

"On a side note, we should initiate a competition in the Corner for the reader who is most deeply embedded in the belly of the beast (the left-wing academy). For instance, I believe I am probably the only ethnomusicologist in the US who reads NRO faithfully, while I teach in both the music and anthropology departments of my University. Beat that!"

So: do we have any readers at, say, Patrice Lumumba University in Havana? Or the Kim Il Sung Party School at Pyongyang U.?

(NB: "Party school" means something different in a communist country...)

Posted at 05:15 PM

IT'S NOT ALL BAD [Elizabeth Fisher, NRDC]
As a recent college grad and reader of Charlotte Simmons, I’m reading the Derb thread with great interest. Wolfe’s Dupont is an accurate depiction of the university (leftist elite or not) at its worst. Obviously, not everyone’s college experience is like Dupont—thankfully, my own was quite different. But recognizing that college is the time when young people are called upon “to create a new moral climate for themselves and for the nation,” Wolfe depicts the unfortunate result of a student body that chooses to create an amoral climate for themselves. The novel insinuates that in such a setting no young person, despite her moral backbone, can remain uncorrupted by the debauchery of the college party scene. Though this is often times the case, it is not always so. The overlooked point in the novel is that a young person may, too, exit college with the same moral integrity with which she entered. Charlotte probably did not have much of a moral backbone in the first place; her decline’s no real surpise. There are students who go to college in pursuit of “the life of the mind” just as there are students who, like Hoyte Thorpe, go to prestigious schools to become big-shots on Wall Street. Wolfe does aim to criticize what the Ivy Leagues has become, but he clearly emphasizes the negative aspects of college life rather than the positive aspects for the same reason that Dante’s Inferno is read more than the Paradiso—it’s just more interesting to read.

Posted at 05:12 PM

RUMSFELD'S STAYING [KJL]
CNN is reporting

Posted at 05:05 PM

QUALIFICATIONS [Andrew Stuttaford]
John, so far as I know, Oxford still do. I spent, I think, about GBP 15 to 'earn' my MA back in the 1980s, and, so far as I know, you can still do this. New MAs also got a free meal for their money, and I remain as proud of this fine qualification as I am of my Tennessee colonelship.

Posted at 05:02 PM

COSBY FOR PRESIDENT? [Roger Clegg]
Clarence Page nominates Bill Cosby for the new president and CEO of the NAACP.

Posted at 04:55 PM

RE: COLLEGE LIFE [KJL]
There's also Professor Weather Underground at Hamilton. (Roger Kimball writes about today in the WSJ, Jay Nordlinger did on NRO a few days ago.)

Posted at 04:49 PM

RE: PONTIFF AND WAR [Peter Robinson ]
Just posted on Sean Gleeson’s website:
"Pope condemns Bush," wish Times, others>BR> You know how Pope John Paul II condemned the U.S. invasion of Iraq, right? I mean, everyone knows that he pronounced it was not a "just war," and has publicly chastised President Bush for his warmongering on many occasions. Right? I mean, that has to be true, or else the New York Times and the BBC couldn't keep saying it. Right?

Well, Peter Robinson over at The Corner just refuses to reasonable about this. He actually wants to know when the pope literally, you know, said any of that stuff. Robinson wants someone -- anyone -- to e-mail him some actual quote from the actual pope that confirms his oft-adduced "outspoken opposition to the war in Iraq."

Sounds like a challenge to me. If you find such a statement by Pope John Paul II, e-mail it to me as well as to Robinson. The first one to send me any qualifying quote will win the coveted Gleeson Researcher of the Century Award, an honor so exclusive no one's ever earned it.
Lots of readers have sent me lots of emails. They fall into two categories. In the first, general denunciations by the Pontiff of war per se, and, in the second, specific denunciations of the war in Iraq, but only by members of the Vatican diplomatic corps, notably the secretary of state, Cardinal Soldano, and the former nuncio to the United States, Cardinal Laghi. What is missing, in other words, is a single quotation—just one—in which John Paul II himself denounces the war in Iraq.

I’ll blog about this at greater length over the weekend, but in the meantime Sean Gleeson and I are still waiting.

Posted at 04:46 PM

TERMINAL SEDATION [Peter Robinson ]
Readers have been helping me with the meaning of “terminal sedation,” a term the Dutch bishops employed in their statement on the Groningen Protocol (see below). From one reader: The Church recognizes that in certain situation the application of opiates is necessary to ameliorate pain, but that at the doses necessary to do so breathing may be surpressed and the person may die. As long as the intent is to ease suffering and not to kill, it is licit.

From another:
[I]t is not considered euthanasia to administer whatever quantity of drugs is necessary to releive pain, even if it may or will certainly cause death. I know from personal experience that the withholding of morphine to surgical patients because of suppression of circulatory function allows real pain, but because it does to allow recovery it is with held. I understood that for terminal patients, one may freely treat the pain as needed even if it hastens death. A fine line, but real, and may be what the translated statement [by the Dutch bishops] means.

Posted at 04:43 PM

U.N. WORKER [KJL]
accused of genocide in Rwanda.

Posted at 04:40 PM

I'M SURPRISED [KJL]
"The Note" is doing so badly in the Weblog Awards. (Why am I surprised? Because I'm a dork and had to read it everyday.)

Posted at 04:37 PM

MSM NEEDS BLOGS [KJL]
From a reader:
You may not be able to link into this but give it a shot [i.e. subscriber-only]. It is an article from thestreet.com talking about how the traditional news sources, e.g., NYT, WaPo, Trib, need to develop answers to the blogosphere. The website comes at this from a financial survival point of view. These companies have to adapt or die. They are losing their readers. The writer notes how, “…my fingers no longer stain black when I read the news, and that spells trouble…” for the newsprint media. One solution mentioned so that these companies can survive is to buy the blog sponsors. That would be frightening.

Posted at 04:23 PM

FACULTY HARASSMENT [John Derbyshire]
Kathryn: We had our Thanksgiving dinner at the house of some friends. The wife is doing some adult-Ed college courses in psychology. She told us her Prof. came to class after the election and said: "I assume everyone here voted for John Kerry..."

Posted at 04:20 PM

MORE ENCOMIUMS FOR RADIO CITY [John Derbyshire]
"Hi Derb---I just read your post about the Radio City Christmas Spectacular. I actually went to it last year, with my wife's parents (who are Bulgarian and speak barely a word of English, although they do better with it than I do with Bulgarian). It was almost shockingly religious in tone - I mean, after the Rockettes were finished with their part. The last 20-30 minutes featured a full nativity scene with live animals, actual Christmas carols sung properly, and frank mentions of Jesus and Christmas.

"I'm not religious myself, but I do find the erosion of Christmas distressing. This was a very welcome change. Afterwards, of course, I stepping back onto the streets of New York and the annual celebration of the ancient festival of Holiday. Merry CHRISTMAS!"

The first year my wife Rosie was in the USA (1986) I took her and another Chinese-immigrant friend to see the Radio City Christmas show as part of my Americanization project. They liked it, though I think the numerous Dickens references gave them more trouble than the religious bits.

Posted at 04:18 PM

RE: COLLEGE LIFE [KJL]
Just buy the paper, get a job. I like it.

You conservative kid might get harrassed by his profs, too. (Many of us have those stories...of course, they often wind up helpful in the long run.)

Posted at 04:12 PM

DOWN THE SLIPPERY SLOPE [Peter Robinson ]
From a reader:
According to a Council of Europe report on Euthanasia in 2003
“A number of quantitative studies of the rate and major characteristics of these practices have been conducted in 1990, 1995 and 2001. These have demonstrated a disturbingly high incidence of euthanasia being carried out without the patient’s explicit request and an equally disturbing failure by medical professionals to report euthanasia cases to the proper regulatory authority.”(Emphasis added)

As originally contemplated, doctor assisted suicide was supposed to be a rare event to ease the unrelenting pain and suffering of a person who was not going to get better.

What its become is a way to knock off granny before she becomes a financial burden on the family or to allow the kids to get their hands on granny’s estate before illness eats up the inheritance.

And, more and more, it appears granny - and now junior- is not being consulted on the subject.

Posted at 04:07 PM

AND I LIGHT MY TORCH... [KJL]
Duran Duran, a Thatcher kinda band. An e-mail:
I too grew up in the Eighties and think DD are underappreciated. I don't know if you've ever seen the video to `New Moon on Monday' [well, of course!] but it hit home with me. I was a Poli-Sci minor studying the Soviet Union at the time and the video, which appears to take place in Eastern Europe and chronicles an anti-governent demonstration----really romanticized for me, in a good way, anti-communism

That was my take at the time, anyway. Don't even get me started on the Apple `1984' ad.

Posted at 04:04 PM

RE: COLLEGE LIFE [John Derbyshire]
Another very common theme: "Let's face it, unless you are a science or engineering major where access to labs, higher math and developing the intellectual discipline required in those fields in necessary, college is a big, fat waste of time and money."

Since a Bachelor's degree is required for pretty much everything nowadays, though, couldn't the colleges just **sell** them, and at least save four years of our kids lives?

(Oxford and Cambridge used to do just that with Master's degrees. If you had a Bachelor's, for a fee of, I think, a hundred pounds, they'd convert it to a Master's. I bet they don't do this any more -- not for a hundred quid, anyway.)

Posted at 04:01 PM

RE: COLLEGE LIFE [John Derbyshire]
**MASSES** of e-mails on this, most of them long -- but I am reading every darn word, for my kids' sakes.

There are all sorts of opinions and experiences here, but I am starting to notice common threads. Here is one such: If you stay away from alcohol, nothing much bad is likely to happen to you at college.

I am starting to see the point of the XVIIIth Amendment.

Posted at 03:58 PM

RED KETTLES [KJL]
are back at Mervyn's department stores.

Kudos to Hugh Hewitt who has been leading this effort to encourage stores to lift the kettle bans.

Posted at 03:58 PM

DID WE MENTION [KJL]
there's a vote going on?

Posted at 03:55 PM

KERRY THERAPY!! [KJL]
Jonah must do a story on this. He must go to Kerry-supporters' group therapy.

In all seriousness though, reading some of the stuff coming from the Left, they need this...

Posted at 03:53 PM

FRIENDS OF IRAQ [KJL]
The Spirit of America blogger challenge to help Iraqis is getting ugly (in a good way).

Posted at 03:50 PM

THE BEEB'S RIVAL TO "SOUTH PARK" [Tim Graham]
From London we learn: "The BBC is to screen the most expletive-strewn programme in TV history. More than 8,000 obscenities will be broadcast when BBC2 shows a screen version of the musical Jerry Springer The Opera in January. The figure dwarfs the previous swearing record of 246 when Channel 4 aired the film Reservoir Dogs last year... The show has caused controversy since it opened in 2001. It contains 3,168 mentions of the f-word and 297 of the c-word - recognised by television watchdogs as the most offensive word to viewers...There is also bound to be controversy over the nature of some of the scenes, which include tap-dancing Ku Klux Klan members and a slanging match between Jesus and Satan."

And, in a true grab for ratings: "The West End show stars former Starsky and Hutch actor David Soul in the lead role of U.S. talk show host Springer and he will appear in the TV version."

Posted at 03:42 PM

RENDELL BLAMES 9/11 FOR KERRY'S LOSS [KJL]
Geraghty notes. Uh, so he's saying that John Kerry was a 9/10 candidate. Yeah, that was our point! Thank you.

Posted at 03:40 PM

RED KEN'S PAL [Andrew Stuttaford]
Here (via Memri) are some comments on wife-beating from the Muslim cleric that London mayor Ken (endorsed by The Economist!) Livingstone apparently views as a 'moderate'

"It is said there that one of the methods of treatments is, "And beat them." This is not obligatory, but it is permitted and it does not suit all wives. All Koranic commentators agree on this. Beating does not benefit all wives, but it is suitable for some."

These comments were made, not one thousand years ago, but last week.


Posted at 03:32 PM

RE: RADIO CITY [John Derbyshire]
From a friend in the nabe: "Derb---Just went to the Christmas Spectacular yesterday. I led 15 members of my immediate and extended families. Third row seats, which I procured in March. Not only do they still call it the 'Christmas' Spectacular, but the finale is a Living Nativity, complete with readings from scripture. I was so absorbed (even after seeing the same show four out of the past 5 years) that I did not even notice all of the 'Christmas' talk until the lights went up and I was brought back to reality. The Dolans (of Cablevision infamy) deserve credit. There are perennial rumors that the Nativity bit has been cut, I attribute that to people's hatred of Cablevision."

Posted at 03:29 PM

JANET JACKSON'S LEGACY [Andrew Stuttaford]

Via the Financial Times:

"US distributors of the film Merchant of Venice, which premiered in London this week, have asked the director to cut out a background fresco by a Venetian old master so it is fit for American television viewers."

I note that other banned items included the "simulated slaughtering of goats".

Protecting 'the children', I suppose.


Posted at 03:14 PM

RE: COLLEGE WATCH [John Derbyshire]
Wise words from Thomas Sowell.

Posted at 03:11 PM

MORAL EQUIVALENCE WATCH [Andrew Stuttaford]

From a letter to the Guardian. The context is that the writer, an academic (I note without surprise) is addressing some questions posed in an earlier article:

"Would you rather have George Bush or Vladimir Putin? Given we have Bush, it is regrettable that we need Putin in order to fetter him and his fellow neocons. "

Simply deranged.


Posted at 03:08 PM

BOMBINGS IN MADRID [KJL]
come after terrorist warning

Posted at 01:16 PM

THE BEAT GOES ON [KJL]
a reader, trying to make me jealous:
K-lo,
Duran Duran in Atlanta last night, ROCKED!
A forty-something Corner fan,

Posted at 01:13 PM

JOBS CANADIANS WON'T DO? [Mark Krikorian ]
Because of an influence-peddling scandal, dubbed "Strippergate," Canada has cancelled its exotic-dancer immigration program. I'm not sure I even need to make a wisecrack about this.

Posted at 12:57 PM

RE: AL JAZEERA [Mark Krikorian ]
About the Tehran Times story claiming that al Jazeera is a Jewish plot to make Muslims look bad -- This kind of lunatic stuff is par for the course in that part of the world, but don't you think that maybe the people at al Jazeera, at least, would read this, see how ridiculous it is, and begin to doubt their own fantasies? When some Muslims say 9/11 was really a Mossad operation, wouldn't that lead other Muslims who know better to question their own absurd conspiracy theories? Am I guilty of wishful thinking here?

Posted at 12:55 PM

SENDING A MESSAGE [Mark Krikorian]
A Washington Times report today makes explicit what was implicit before: The tug of war over the immigration provisions of the 9/11 Commission bill is partly a signal from the House GOP to the administration that the president should not try to submit his guestworker/amnesty proposal.

Posted at 12:51 PM

"GIVE FREEDOM A CHANCE" [KJL]
Cliff May writes about Sharansky and the prospects for democracy in the Arab world.

Posted at 12:47 PM

HISTORY POINT [Dave Kopel]
Jonah, approvingly quoting a reader, posts:"Germany and Japan had no major victories after Pearl Harbor." Actually, in the months after Pearl Harbor, Japan conquered Malaya, Singapore, Burma, British North Borneo, Java, Wake Island, some Aleutian Islands, and all the Philippines. The German offensives in Egypt and Russia were, by the end of the year, unsuccessful, but there were major victories along the way, including capturing the Black Sea fortified port of Sevastapol, and capturing 32,000 British prisoners at Tobruk. Later in 1942, the Americans invaded French North Africa, but thanks to failures in the Allied plan, the Germans were able to occupy Tunisia quickly, and the Americans were eventually forced to pay a very high price to force them out.

Posted at 12:45 PM

YOU LEARN NEW THINGS EVERYDAY [KJL]
Mary mcGory was a Tom DeLay fan.

Posted at 12:42 PM

MISTAKES WERE MADE [KJL]
Weblog Awards Guy Kevin Aylward just e-mailed to say there was a foul-up in the award setup. He put The Corner in a category in the "best blogs" category when it was only supposed to be in the "best overall category" and "best election coverage," according to the poll's rules. So now focus your attention and the attention of all your loved ones to the "best overall" category. He says he did the rules the way he did to "a) maximize participate, and b) keep the behemoths from dominating every category up and down the list. The idea is that equal size blogs (or approximately equal) compete against each other."

Posted at 12:33 PM

IN MEMORIAM PATRICIA BUSACKER [John Derbyshire]
Just heading off to the P.O. with another batch of CDs to mail. This is wonderful. Thank you all! We have lost Patricia, but her lovely voice (midwestern -- Missouri/Nebraska -- with a slight & very attractive lisp) will live on.

PayPal account now over $700. If it gets decently close to $1,000 by month end, I'll make up the difference.

Posted at 12:14 PM

P.S. THE NPR REPORTER [KJL]
also contributes to CBS, evidently.

Posted at 12:06 PM

"GOD HATES YOU" [KJL]
a reporter for Philly NPR quit her freelance gig there after leaving an angry voicemail for the head of a conservative website. Reminds one a little of the Reuters editor who replied to a National Right to Life Committee partial-birth abortion press release a few months back: "What’s your plan for parenting & educating all the unwanted children you people want to bring into the world? Who will pay for policing our streets & maintaining the prisons needed to contain them when you, their parents & the system fail them? Oh, sorry. All that money has been earmarked to pay off the Bush deficit. Give me a frigging break, will you?"

Posted at 12:02 PM

WE HEAR [KJL]
Tommy Thompson told his senior staff this morning he is quitting

Posted at 11:28 AM

DANFORTH AN ATHEIST? [Mark Krikorian ]
. . . well, he is an Episcopal priest, Derb.

Posted at 11:24 AM

RE: COLLEGE LIFE [John Derbyshire]
I think this reader response will have a lot of NRO readers nodding agreement:

"Mr. Derbyshire---Why would any moral parent send his child to an 'elite university' for undergraduate studies? The places are cesspools of leftism and immorality. The letter from your friend--apparently a proud member of a band of serial sexual predators--should be enough to dissuade any parent from sending his child to such a place. After four years, what are the odds your child will emerge with a belief in God, a respect for sexual restraint, and pride in Western culture? And, as a result of such an 'education,' the parent will out many tens of thousands of dollars.

"Far better to send your child to a college where virtue is promoted. After all, in most cases, the graduate degree is vastly more important than the undergraduate degree these days. And after four years at a good college, your child will be in far better shape to withstand the immorality and leftism that is characteristic of 'elite universities.'"

Posted at 11:24 AM

MORE FROM CNN RE UKRAINE [KJL]
Reporting that there will be a repeat of the runoff in three weeks. sounds like a big win for the opposition.

Posted at 11:21 AM

UKRAINE [KJL]
Supreme Court nullifies the runoff, says was rigged. CNN

Posted at 11:15 AM

RE: GRONINGEN [ Peter Robinson ]
Two pieces of news, one good, the other--well, I don’t know quite what to make of it.

The good news? A prelate at the Vatican itself has had the wit and conviction to reply to the Groningen Protocol, right there on the website of the Holy See. Written by a Mgr. Elio Sgreccia of the Pontifical Academy for Life, the statement is closely-reasoned and unapologetic, a compelling assertion of Church teaching. One especially heartening sign: Mgr. Sgreccia goes straight to the relevant documents and quotes them:
The Church's position on the subject of euthanasia is well known, constantly reasserted and confirmed with the intention to uphold the dignity and life of every human being: "It is necessary to state firmly once more that nothing and no one can in any way permit the killing of an innocent human being, whether a fetus or an embryo, an infant or an adult, an old person, or one suffering from an incurable disease, or a person who is dying. Furthermore, no one is permitted to ask for this act of killing, either for himself or herself or for another person entrusted to his or her care, nor can he or she consent to it, either explicitly or implicitly. Nor can any authority legitimately recommend or permit such an action. For it amounts to the violation of the divine law, an offence against the dignity of the human person, a crime against life and an attack on humanity" (Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith, Iura et Bona, Chap. II).
That other piece of news: The Roman Catholic bishops’ conference in the Netherlands itself has also responded to the Groningen Protocol. But the statement seems--well, curious at best.

I may be misreading certain aspects of the statement--the reader who sent it to me made it clear that his translation was only approximate--but the heading seems to declare, “The Roman Catholic Church does not accuse the Academic Hospital of Groningen of Nazi Practices.” It doesn’t? Why not? By their own admission the doctors of Groningen are killing children.

The statement grows still more curious. Consider the second paragraph:
The Roman Catholic Church realizes quite well that new born children can suffer from extremely serious afflictions, leading to agonizing situations. For both the children and their parents this means a via dolorosa. Without doubting the honorable motives of the doctors at the Academic Hospital of Groningen or the care they bring, the Church does not consider the active ending of the life of a newborn to be morally acceptable. Furthermore, the Church points to the proper alternatives that are used worldwide, such as witholding of further medical treatment, minimizing pain, and/or terminal sedation.
“The Church does not consider…ending the life of a newborn to be morally acceptable” is an oddly passive and emotionless way to talk about an outrage. And what’s going on in that final sentence? The Church has long taught that no one is required to engage in “heroic” measures to prolong life, which is to say that, yes, in certain circumstances, it can be perfectly acceptable to withhold additional medical treatment. But to administer “terminal sedation?” Isn’t that simply another form of euthanasia?

Again, the statement may lose something in translation--and I certainly stand open to correction by anyone who can read Dutch--but in English it sounds like a bleat, not a roar.

Posted at 11:09 AM

SMALL MERCIES [John Derbyshire]
The Radio City Christmas Spectacular is still called just that.

Let's be grateful for small mercies.

Posted at 11:06 AM

SOUTH ASIANS AND MUSIC [John Derbyshire]
The new "model minority" is, as everyone knows, the South Asians. South Asian immigrant families typically do well in school, careers, business, and academia. And yet...

"Mr. Derbyshire---You wondered a while back why so many East Asians are involved in classical music. I am equally mystified by a related question: Why are so *few* South Asians? There's Zubin Mehta, of course, but he's a Parsi. Can you think of any South Asian from a Hindu or Muslim background, native-born or diaspora, who has become prominent in classical music? When I go to the NY Philharmonic (as I will do tonight, by coincidence), I find no members who seem to fit into this category, either by appearance or by name (though as you know, names can be deceiving). In any other profession that requires years of study and hard work, you will find both East Asians and South Asians in large numbers--business, academia, medicine, law, engineering, etc. But in music, for some reason, the South Asians are much less common. Why?"

This is one of those unfathomable things you can probably never get to the bottom of. (To the bottom of which... Oh, never mind.) I did try it out on the Human Biodiversity e-list, though, and got the following responses:

[From an Indian Muslim] Many muslim families, especially of elite bent, seem to think that music is a disreputable career. This is partially derived from the idea that the only proper lyrical music is verses of the Koran (this is an extreme view, but it sets the curve). Non-lyrical music is technically not included but it generally gets slotted into it.

[A young American from a Hindu family] Hmmm, I think this may be a definitional issue. There are a lot of South Asians who do classical *Indian* music, e.g. Ravi Shankar. In my (limited) experience, upwardly mobile Indian Americans with kids of a musical bent send them to carnatic music classes rather than violin lessons.

[From a non-Indian list member -- actually he's French] Though melodically rich and rhythmically complex, Classical Indian music is without harmony. This may account for why Indians have not accepted Western music.

Posted at 11:02 AM

DEATH OF A BALLERINA [John Derbyshire]
If you are a compulsive reader of the obituary notices, now and then you come across a name that makes you sit up and say: "Good Lord! Didn't he/she die ages ago?" Thus with Alicia Markova tha great ballerina, who had just died at age 94. Lovely obit in the Telegraph. I did not know that among her other accomplishments & enthusiasms, Markova was an Arsenal supporter. Well, every rose has a thorn...

Posted at 10:58 AM

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT [Andrew Stuttaford]

Many, many readers have written in to say that they too loooove that diamond commercial for the same reason that I do, but with a question. Who is ‘this woman’ ?

Needless to say, another reader obliges:

“I too enjoyed the DTC television ad "Declaration" - in fact, I've never so enjoyed having my intelligence insulted! I took the time following your Corner post to trace the actor in question, Dagmara Domincyz. It happens that she played the love interest in the recent Jim Caviezel vehicle, "The Count of Monte Cristo."

I don’t think this makes us all stalkers.


Posted at 10:57 AM

DRUM [Jonah Goldberg]

I'm swamped with other stuff right now (and I've already sounded-off on Beinart) but here are two emails re Drum's take:

He writes, "[Islam is] not fundamentally expansionist, and its power to kill people isn't even remotely in the same league."

1. Islam is expanding in Europe with no currently visible bounds. Islam is explicitly expansionist - it's called the Caliphate.

2. Islam is unlike fascism or communism - in that - it is not an external threat. It is a parasitic, internal threat - and that's specifically why it's so dangerous. It corrupts Western societies from within, using our own "tolerance" and lack of will to defeat us.
3. Iran and Pakistan both have nukes. It's not "in the same league" as Nazi Germany or Imperial Japan - because it's MUCH WORSE. But it's not at all qualitatively different than the Soviet Union. Quantitatively different, yes, qualitatively, not at all.

After all, radical Islam succeeded in doing something no country (to my knowledge) has ever been able to do: Live in our country, to plot mass murder against us, using only readily available weapons, we willingly supplied.


And...
Drum seems to have his metaphors mixed up. He says that in the 5 years leading up to Pearl Harbor, we had this, and that, and that done by the Germans and Japanese, but that since 9/11 nothing of such import has been seen out of Islam. What he forgets is that 9/11 was Pearl Harbor. Germany and Japan had no major victories after Pearl Harbor. Maybe the lack of another 9/11 has to do with Bush's prosecution of war in Afghanistan and Iraq, and stepped up security at home--Gitmo, the prosecution of Jihadist groups, etc. He accidentally makes a good argument for Bush.


Posted at 10:55 AM

WE DON'T NEED [KJL]
the intel-reform bill RIGHT NOW. NRO's editorial today says wait until the Silberman/Robb Commission comes in...

Posted at 10:51 AM

COLLEGE LIFE [John Derbyshire]
Reader responses to my Charlotte Simmons review are all over the lot, from "Wolfe doesn't tell the half of it" to "nothing like that going on at MY college." Seems to me there is wide variation between colleges, even between high-Ivies.

But why go to college at all, to credential-up for some job that will be outsourced to Bangladesh the year after you graduate?

"Mr. Derbyshire---Things are as bad as Wolfe portrays them. Following an excellent education in a private Jesuit high school in [major city] I attended and graduated from [major university]. Neither of my children will ever go near such a place. My wife (a very bright and completely decent Englishwoman) did not attend university. My neighbors (in a nice suburb of [major city]) who have the largest houses are a plumber and a builder who have managed to start and run successful enterprises without the benefit of a college education.

"College is an expensive hiatus during which young men and women experience depravity, drunkenness and depression out of sight of their parents -- who benefit from not seeing the suicides, abortions, rapes and baseness."

Posted at 10:39 AM

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Posted at 10:30 AM

DRUMMING BEINART [Jonah Goldberg ]
Kevin Drum has a long critique of Beinart's article.

Posted at 09:57 AM

CANADIAN BLEG [Jonah Goldberg ]
I'm taping Reliable Sources today. One of the topics will be media coverage of the Canadian summit. I've read a bunch of the American press reports and I'm wading into the Canadian. But if any Canadians (or Americans within Canadian TV range) have any insights or anecdotes about the general tenor etc of the Canadian television coverage I'd love to hear from ya. Or if you just think I might have missed something important. Drop me a line until 12:20 today. After that I will return to my standard attitude toward all things Canadian.

Posted at 09:46 AM

JOBS [Jonah Goldberg]

From the Senate Joint Economic Committee:

The Bureau of Labor Statistics (BLS) reported today that 112,000 new payroll jobs were created in November, while the unemployment rate fell to 5.4 percent. November’s payroll jobs gains followed gains of 303,000 in October and 119,000 in September. Including the benchmark revision of the payroll survey that was released in October*, 2.4 million new payroll jobs have been created since August 2003. Over 2 million new payroll jobs have been created thus far in 2004.

Full release: http://www.bls.gov/news.release/empsit.nr0.htm

Highlights:

* During November, payroll employment increased by 112,000, while the unemployment rate fell to 5.4 percent.
* According to the payroll survey and including the benchmark revision, 2.4 million new jobs have been created since August 2003, and over 2 million new jobs have been created thus far in 2004.

Charts:

* How Many New Jobs?: http://jec.senate.gov/index.cfm?FuseAction=Charts.Detail&Image_id=89
* 15 Straight Months of Payroll Job Growth: http://jec.senate.gov/index.cfm?FuseAction=Charts.Detail&Image_id=84
* Unemployment Rate Declining: http://jec.senate.gov/index.cfm?FuseAction=Charts.Detail&Image_id=69


Posted at 09:34 AM

ME ON C-SPAN [Jonah Goldberg]
That thing I taped with David Brooks will be on tonight at 7:00 PM. I'm the really big guy in the middle.

Posted at 09:14 AM

REMEMBER THOSE EXPLOSIVES? [ Jonah Goldberg ]

The British Independent reports:

As American forces closed in on Baghdad last year, senior members of Saddam Hussein’s government devised a plan to send suicide bombers in vehicles packed with devastating high-energy explosives that were under UN safeguards.

The disappearance of the explosive, known as HMX (high melting explosives), in mysterious circumstances at the end of the war caused a few nasty moments for President George Bush’s presidential election campaign last month.

A letter to Saddam from Dr Naji Sabri, the Iraqi Foreign Minister, five days before the fall of Baghdad, suggests taking the HMX from underground bunkers, where it had been kept under seal by the International Atomic Energy Agency, and giving it to suicide bombers.

He wrote: “It is possible to increase the explosive power of the suicide-driven cars by using the highly explosive material [HMX] which is sealed by the International Atomic Energy Agency [IAEA] and stored in the warehouses of the Military Industry Departments.”

The Iraqi regime took credit for several suicide bombs towards the end of the war. After the fall of Saddam, one of the worst attacks - which killed 22 UN workers and the special envoy, Sergio Vieira de Mello, in August 2003 - had an explosive force that could only have come from military grade explosives.

The disappearance of 350 tons of explosives, including 191 tons of HMX, at the time of the war in April last year became a crucial issue in the last weeks of the US presidential election campaign. John Kerry portrayed the failure to secure the explosives, which could have been used to kill US soldiers, as a symbol of Mr Bush’s incompetence in Iraq.

It now appears that senior officials in the Iraqi government were discussing the removal of the HMX before the fall of Saddam. The letter from Dr Sabri, obtained by The Independent, was sent on 4 April 2003 as US tanks were advancing on Baghdad. It said that the world was getting the impression that Iraqi civilians were co-operating with American soldiers.

[Nod to Little Green Footballs]


Posted at 09:08 AM

REMEMBER THOSE EXPLOSIVES? [ Jonah Goldberg ]

The British Independent reports:

As American forces closed in on Baghdad last year, senior members of Saddam Hussein’s government devised a plan to send suicide bombers in vehicles packed with devastating high-energy explosives that were under UN safeguards.

The disappearance of the explosive, known as HMX (high melting explosives), in mysterious circumstances at the end of the war caused a few nasty moments for President George Bush’s presidential election campaign last month.

A letter to Saddam from Dr Naji Sabri, the Iraqi Foreign Minister, five days before the fall of Baghdad, suggests taking the HMX from underground bunkers, where it had been kept under seal by the International Atomic Energy Agency, and giving it to suicide bombers.

He wrote: “It is possible to increase the explosive power of the suicide-driven cars by using the highly explosive material [HMX] which is sealed by the International Atomic Energy Agency [IAEA] and stored in the warehouses of the Military Industry Departments.”

The Iraqi regime took credit for several suicide bombs towards the end of the war. After the fall of Saddam, one of the worst attacks - which killed 22 UN workers and the special envoy, Sergio Vieira de Mello, in August 2003 - had an explosive force that could only have come from military grade explosives.

The disappearance of 350 tons of explosives, including 191 tons of HMX, at the time of the war in April last year became a crucial issue in the last weeks of the US presidential election campaign. John Kerry portrayed the failure to secure the explosives, which could have been used to kill US soldiers, as a symbol of Mr Bush’s incompetence in Iraq.

It now appears that senior officials in the Iraqi government were discussing the removal of the HMX before the fall of Saddam. The letter from Dr Sabri, obtained by The Independent, was sent on 4 April 2003 as US tanks were advancing on Baghdad. It said that the world was getting the impression that Iraqi civilians were co-operating with American soldiers.

[Nod to Little Green Footballs]


Posted at 09:08 AM

WELL, OF COURSE [KJL]
Al Jazeera is a Zionist plot.

Posted at 09:00 AM

FOOTSTEPS [Jonah Goldberg]
Reynolds hears 'em. I just got back from walking Coz and we're now in second in a tight three way the likes of which we haven't seen [joke about Bill Clinton and Siamese twins deleted by obscenity filter].

Posted at 09:00 AM

STET THE HALLS WITH BOUGHS OF DAMNIT [Jack Fowler]
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Posted at 08:57 AM

WEBLOG AWARDS [Jonah Goldberg]

We're doing better this morning, but still in third. We were in fourth last night when I posted that link (sorry about that Powerline). If our third-place status doesn't change by the end of the day, some NR interns will be shot, in the leg at first, northward soon after.

But we are soaring in best group blog and Jim's way out in front for best new blog. But how can we be the Mobutu Sese Seko Kuku Ngbendu waza Banga of the worldwide web while eating Glenn Reynold's dust? I ask you, How! HOW!?!?!

[Note interns get scared by large and loud ALL CAPS, cowering under desks]


Posted at 08:15 AM

PRETTY FUNNY [Jonah Goldberg ]
Least Successful Holiday Specials of All Time.

Posted at 08:10 AM

K-LO, ART-MUSEUM TOUR GUIDE [KJL]
And here on display is a complete lack of any sense of reality.

Posted at 06:29 AM

RE: WEBLOG AWARDS [KJL]
Wow, that's one large page! If you keep on scrolling down, you'll get to "best essayist," where you can vote for the incomprable Victor Davis Hanson. And there are a few categories The Corner is in, of course, a few the Kerry Spot is in (should win best new blog hands down!), so spend a little time this morning. There a bunch of other worthy blogs and categories.

Posted at 06:15 AM

HEY, HEY HAYES [KJL]
We love you right back.

Steve Hayes ends his Nov. 29 Weekly Standard piece (yes, I be slow) on Porter Goss & the CIA with the words "Faster, please."

Ledeen--you da man. I'm waiting for the not-too-far-off day when you back in a stadium full of Americans, Iranian exiles, rallying us to fight the good fight, pleading with D.C. to get with it. Millions chanting, "Faster, please!"

An aside, though, Steve: Could you guys over there please keep it clean?

Posted at 05:56 AM

TENET WARNS ABOUT THE INTERNET [KJL]
--no, not the way Dan Rather does--as a potential security disaster.

Posted at 05:51 AM

Thursday, December 02, 2004

PRETTY COOL [Jonah Goldberg]

Since I posted that link to the Weblog Awards about 1,400 people have voted. Mostly, it seems, for the Corner. At least in the top category (I hope you're voting for the Kerry Spot too).


Posted at 09:43 PM

THEY KEEP COMING [Jonah Goldberg]

I've mentioned that my anti-youth vote columns seem to have a half-life. Here's one that just arrived at my syndicated column email address:

Dear Mr.Goldberg, You are a very smug and unhappy little man in my eyes. I can't believe someone especially a journalist whose words get published all over the world would have the nerve to say that Youths Shouldn't Vote. Well just because teenagers did not live through everything you have does not mean you know way more than us . We have school Government classes everyday that tell us exactly what goes on and we pay much attention to everything we read. We teenagers have our opinions just as adults do and sometimes one opinion is better than another, but you don't need to call us ignorant and make us feel like we are inexperienced with voting. We know what goes on and we pick which man would be best at being President. We are smart as well as you with politics and know just about as much as you do and maybe even a little more. Yes as well to teenagers having t.v. shows that tell us things are sexy and cool and hot but you don't know what we really think and feel. You have made us teens feels stupid and your sarcasm doesn't help either. If you think that teens can't be serious about voting and want to make them know that in harsh words then maybe you shouldn't have the job you have. You have hurt alot of people with your article. Sincerely, Angry teen


Posted at 09:16 PM

WEBLOG AWARDS [Jonah Goldberg ]

Vote your conscience. Vote it early. Vote it often.

Note: Remember to scroll down to the other categories. There are a lot of them. And a lot of blogs I've never heard of.



Posted at 08:43 PM

MINORITARIANISM RUN AMOK [John Derbyshire]
"Derb---Here's an example. The Denver Parade of Lights can no longer use Christmas Carols or any religious symbolism. A rabbi I saw on TV was strongly against this as, I would imagine, are most sane people. What percentage of the crowd at this parade, would you wager, is Christian? 95%? 90%? Total silliness."

No argument from me, Sir... except I think this whole thing has gone way beyond silliness into the realm of gibbering lunacy.

Posted at 07:07 PM

STEVE'S CONVERSION [John Derbyshire]
Steve: I remember that episode of "Yes Prime Minister" solely for its audacity in recycling the oldest episcopal joke of all: the one about the cleric who has been waiting for years in the hope of becoming a bishop: "Long time no see."

Posted at 06:40 PM

RE: DANFORTH [KJL]
Did he expect the U.N. to be seat warming until he suceeded Powell? He deserves credit for his Sudan work (following in W's lead, questioning the U.N.'s legitimacy for not condemning real human-rights violations, having some backbone).

What next? Well: Check this out from the Washingtonian:
Several Supreme Court dark horses are making the rounds. Former solicitor general Ted Olson, 64, could get the job. Another possibility is former Missouri senator John Danforth, now the US ambassador to the United Nations....Danforth’s integrity and character are widely admired.
BUT, it also adds that might be a longshot:
Working against Danforth would be his age—68. The oldest person appointed to the court in recent years was Richmond’s Lewis Powell at 64. When Powell was approached in 1969 about a possible appointment, he advised President Nixon to “appoint a relatively young man who will have the prospect of at least two decades of service.” Powell took his seat in 1972 and retired in 1987 after 15 years on the Court.
Besides conservatives not being delighted by a Danforth pick, I can only imagine the president looking younger.

Posted at 06:24 PM

SOLOMON V. DALE [Jonathan H. Adler]
The Volokh Conspiracy's Orin Kerr discusses how the Third Circuit's decision striking down the Solomon Amendment is perhaps best justified (if at all) by the Supreme Court's decision upholding the Boy Scouts' right to exclude homosexual scout masters. It's an interesting post.

Posted at 06:16 PM

STEVE, [Mother Mary Kathryn Jean]
Cross the Tiber...so close...

Posted at 06:07 PM

FINIS TO GOD DAY ON THE CORNER [Steve Hayward]
Between Jonah's theologically astute G-File and the Derb mentioning that he, as an Epsicopalian, is the next best thing to an atheist (by the way, Derb, did you ever see the episode of the BBC Series "Yes, Prime Minister" where PM Hacker had to appoint a CofE bishop, and had trouble finding a candidate who believed in God?), perhaps this is the moment to mention that 36 hours from now, I say goodbye to the Episcopal Church and will be received into the Antiochian Orthodox Church.

How's that for a conversation-stopper? But I could no longer stand being a member of a church that can't tell right from Spong.

(Please, no e-mails on how I could get to Rome on a non-stop flight, or Pythonesque jokes about where the Holy Hand Grenade is kept.)

Posted at 06:05 PM

KERIK [KJL]
is the homeland security pick.

Posted at 06:02 PM

BREAKING [Jonah Goldberg]
John Danforth has just resigned as UN Ambassador. That's bad news and odd news.

Posted at 05:58 PM

RAICH BRIEFS [Jonathan H. Adler]
For all those that are interested, the briefs from the federalism and medical marijuana case are all available here. I particularly recommend Randy Barnett's brief for Angel Raich and the amicus filed by Alabama.

Posted at 05:56 PM

EASTLAND ON RAICH [Jonathan H. Adler]
Terry Eastland says the Raich case is difficult for conservatives and liberals alike. I think that's true only insofar as one is reluctant to recognize that federalism means that some desired policies are beyond Congress's reach. Alas, there are many fair weather federalists on each side of the aisle.

Eastland also suggests that cases like Raich are easy for libertarians who don't like the federal policies at issue. Perhaps. But were this case reversed -- that is, were federal law to allow the personal, non-commercial possession of medical marijuana and were California seeking to prohibit all marijuana possession -- I think that the case would be just as easy.

Posted at 05:54 PM

GOOD NEWS FOR PARKS [Jonathan H. Adler]
The recreation fee demo program is on its way toward renewal.

Posted at 05:51 PM

NO KILL RIFLES [Jonah Goldberg]

From a reader:

Jonah,

I went to the range with my sister’s boyfriend last weekend, and he brought his newly-acquired Ruger Mini-14. The clerk looked at it and said, “That must be the least-lethal rifle ever.” When I asked why he said so, he responded, “They used those things all the time on the A-Team, and nobody ever died!”

Best Regards,


Posted at 05:37 PM

WHAT IF THEY'RE JUST HUNGRY? [Cliff May]
Marvin Olasky reports that Peter Singer, the Princeton philospher, sees nothing wrong with parents "conceiving and giving birth to a child specifically to kill him take his organs and transplant them into their ill older children."

"They're not doing something really wrong in itself," Singer explains.

Posted at 05:31 PM

ADLER & MARIJUANA [Jonathan H. Adler]
If you happen to run a web search on my name and marijuana, you might find something like this. Note: This guy is not me. I've never been to Hawaii, let alone run for governor or been arrested for pot possession there.

Posted at 05:25 PM

RE: HIGH COURT HIGH ANXIETY [Jonathan H. Adler]
In response to my article on the Supreme Court's federalism and medical marijuana case, one reader asks whether finding for Angel Raich would necessarily end all federal drug regulation. The answer is no. All it would mean is that non-commercial possession of marijuana (and perhaps other drugs) would be beyond the federal government's regulatory reach. States could still ban such possession, and the feds could still ban the purchase, sale, distribution for profit, manufacture for the purpose of sale or profit, transport across state lines, etc. The feds could also offer states financial inducements to encourage state enforcement of such a rule. Even with all of the problems of the current commerce clause doctrine, there is a reasonably clear line to be drawn here, and it would hardly involve rolling constitutional law back to its 18th century roots.

Posted at 05:24 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CN [Jonathan H. Adler]
I very much enjoyed John Miller's birthday tribute to the Collegiate Network. I, too, toiled on a CN-funded newspaper, the Yale Free Press. Alas, the harassment of conservative and libertarian publications on college campuses continues apace. As reported in the Yale Daily News, a recent press run of the YFP was stolen in its entirety.

Posted at 05:21 PM

YOU’D BEST ORDER NOW! [Jack Fowler]
The longer you wait to get your NR children’s books (they’re absolutely ideal Christmas presents!) the greater your chances the US Postal Service will work its special brand of Holiday delivery magic (from NY, to Peoria, by ground via the North Pole!) on your package. So order your books now here, or call 1-800-464-5526 – our merry elfish operators are standing by, day or night!

Posted at 05:13 PM

NO KILL RULES [Jonah Goldberg]

This email could be from me -- if I'd gone to Middlebury and lived in Japan. But I should note that the best cartoon when it came to not observing the no-kill rule was Johnny Quest. I never really liked it much, but I was always amazed that the henchmen would catch some lead in their chests and die. That was cool. Good times, good times...oh right. The email:

When I was a sophomore at Middlebury (whom am I kidding…it continued through junior year) there were about five of us at my house that would catch a daily double billing of Transformers and GI Joe back to back. Personally, I went in more for Joe than Transformers except I couldn’t take the no-kill rule in Joe. If a Cobra plane was shot down they had to show two Cobra pilots safely gliding to earth in parachutes. We even instituted this awful practice of throwing a bucket of ice water on housemates in the shower. These attacks were known as “Cobra” attacks and were always accompanied by the battle cry “COBRAAAA!!”

Later, when living in Japan there was a group of us that would kill for any American television and that meant Knight Rider followed by the A-Team. A-Team was fantastic, but they had the same no kill rule as GI Joe. It made me long for the days of Magnum PI where he would kill someone at least once a month (I used to muse that Magnum must spend about 3/4’s of his off-camera time in the court room)


Posted at 04:56 PM

GAMERA [Jonah Goldberg ]

Yes, yes I know the flying turtle was named Gamera. In fact I wrote in 2001:

(For the record, yes, I know that the turtle's name was Gamera, and that in fact he wasn't a colleague of Godzilla at all. In fact he never appeared in any Godzilla, i.e. Toho Productions, films period.)

Posted at 04:38 PM

A PRETTY SOBER LIBERAL TAKE [Ramesh Ponnuru]
on the election from Paul Starr.

Posted at 04:24 PM

HERE I THOUGHT [KJL]
Jonah had taken up poetry...no, no. It's cartoon theme-song hour in The Corner.

Posted at 03:53 PM

IN MEMORIAM PATRICIA BUSACKER [John Derbyshire]
You know how it is, when someone you know dies -- or more so, the wife or husband of someone you know -- you sit there thinking: "This is so sad. If only there were something I could *do*..."

Well, for once, I am doing something. It's not much, but it will help someone somewhere a little, and in the meantime spread some beautiful poetry around.

I'm just off to the P.O. to mail 16 poetry CDs in memory of Patricia. Many, many thanks to all who responded. My offer -- all proceeds to a charity selected by Jim Cooke -- runs through to the end of the month. If you don't already have "36 Great American Poems," please consider it.

*All* PayPal proceeds are dedicated to Patricia, by the way. I'm covering postage & packing costs myself.

And even if you don't want to respond to this particular appeal, please consider, the next time a friend or relative is in grief, that with a little thought and a small sacrifice of money or time, there always *is* something you can do...

Posted at 03:50 PM

TRANSFORMERS [Jonah Goldberg ]

More than meets the eye. Transformers, robots in disguise! This link (via instapundit) made me so nostalgic for the Transformers. Ah, high school. Come home. Heat up some Stouffer's french bread pizza. Check to see that the 4:30 movie doesn't stink (wouldn't want to miss that flying turtle with the flame coming out of his leg holes). Than switch over to see what hijinx those whacky decepticons were getting into this week.

Sigh....

Transformers
More than meets the eye
Transformers
Robots in Disguise
Transformers

Autobots wage their Battle
To destroy the evil forces
Of the Decepticons

It's judgment day and now we've made our stand
And now the powers of darkness
Have been driven from our land

The Battle's over but the war has just begun
And this way it will remain til the day when all are one

Transformers
Transformers
Transformers
Transformers
More than meets the eye


Posted at 03:29 PM

DEMS ON THE TYRANNY PAYROLL [Jonah Goldberg ]

How did I miss this?? Former Democratic congressmen -- paid by a lobbyist hired by Prime Minister Viktor Yanukovych endorsed the Ukranian election.



Posted at 03:15 PM

LIT CHRISTMAS TREES [Aaron P. Bailey]
Unless you're the bah-humbug type who puts up a plastic Christmas tree, you know the annoying problem of dead pine needles on the floor. An Oregon man claims a splash of vodka in his tree's water prevents needle shedding. Some are skeptical, but I'm hoping it works. Now the question remains: What brand of vodka would my tree prefer?

Posted at 03:12 PM

OH GOD... [Jonah Goldberg]

Suffice it to say I can't remember the last time I received so many differing emails about a column. Lots of people agree, lots of people disagree. Lots of people hated it, lots of people loved it and folks within each group disagree wildly as to the reasons why the reacted the way they did.

I'm not going to clutter the Corner with any more emails about this. But let me just offer a scattershot of responses rapid fire. I don't think I'm making up my own religion (hint my daughter won't be attending the Synagogue of Jonah); I do believe that morality is transcendent and have never said otherwise; I do not think religion is trivial or silly. I think people seeking to logically diagram today's column missed the point a bit.

I think you can be un-religious and moral and I think you can be religious and immoral. But, I think the odds of you being moral are greatly increased if you are religious. Even religious people within the same tradition can disagree about what is or is not moral. Except in the most glaring circumstances we figure out what is moral by weighing history, text, arguments, etc and make our best judgement. There can be no, or very, very few perfectly moral acts, because we live in an imperfect world.

Yes, the soup can was a false idol and I can understand why that analogy annoyed people. My only response there is that I am perfectly comfortable with the argument that we will know fairly quickly if someone's religion is based upon a false idol by the actions that flow from his form of worship. For example, we can tell that the Thuggee cult was a bad faith largely from the fact that it required its adherents to murder people. But also because they liked mint jelly. I am making up the part about mint jelly, even though I find it disgusting and I think all moral people would be compelled to agree with me.

Lastly, yes my argument was a secular argument, not a religious one. In other words, I think it's perfectly legitimate and reasonable for people to be offended or simply to disagree on theological or religious grounds. The whole point of being concerned with morality is that it affords some purchase for us all to discuss things. I am not qualified to discuss the finer points of theology except as an amateur in the strictest sense.


Posted at 02:59 PM

MARCH OF THE VIRGINS [KJL]
The first lady of Uganda, to her credit--to the dismay of the Washington Post and Henry Waxman?--continues pushing abstinence.

Posted at 02:56 PM

HEY, I'VE NEVER LOST ON JEOPARDY! [KJL]
What a "KJL" is.

Posted at 02:51 PM

AG SEC [Ramesh Ponnuru]

John: As you may recall, before the election I was tossing around the idea of writing an article on Bush's top ten political mistakes in the event he lost. I was going to include two Cabinet appointments: Ann Veneman as Agriculture Secretary and Norm Mineta at Transportation. Both are Californians. And California is a big agricultural producer and exporter, which perhaps made Veneman seem like a good choice. But ag has a much larger impact in other states. A politically competent ag secretary from Wisconsin, Minnesota, or Iowa could have locked down his home state. Transportation is also a bit of an empire. If it's a prelude to a 2006 run by Johanns, this ag appointment looks a lot better than the last one--although getting Nelson to flip would be even better.

(Incidentally, I was talking to a top Republican about that Senate seat and he quipped to me, "We'll flip it either with [Nelson] or without him.")


Posted at 02:45 PM

SAFIRE BUZZ [KJL]
John Tierney?

Posted at 02:35 PM

I THOUGHT... [Jonah Goldberg]

We were scared of carny folk because they smell like cabbage?

Oh, wait, that's Austin Powers.


Posted at 02:31 PM

CARNY LETTER [John Derbyshire]
My "Straggler" column in the December 3, 2004 issue of the print National Review described a visit to a traveling carnival. In that column I passed some unflattering remarks about carny people. I felt safe doing this, since I reasoned that the readership of National Review surely includes no carny people at all.

Not so! I got an indignant (well, sort of) e-mail from an ex-carny. It's a gem, but too long to send to The Corner without arousing that much-to-be-avoided state of affairs known around NRO World HQ as the Wrath of Kath. I have therefore put the letter on my own website here.

Posted at 02:19 PM

SIMPSON'S UNDOING [Tim Graham]
Just after the election, former ABC anchorwoman Carole Simpson had a public fit in a Newseum panel discussion about how high school kids were getting their news from Rush Limbaugh instead of ABC, which would explain why they were stupid...and, it goes without saying, favored Bush. Same thing.

No one, including Rush Limbaugh, says talk radio is your place for perfectly balanced, objective news. But of course, neither is ABC. Consider the example of the murder of Dutch filmmaker Theo van Gogh. It's highly possible that millions of Americans discovered this news for the first time through Limbaugh, who was on the story the same day, November 2, or Election Day.

Guess when ABC got around to reporting this important story from Europe about the uneasy fit between Europeans and the high tide of Muslim immigrants? The answer: they haven't. Neither has NBC. Of the Big Three, CBS arrived first with a brief anchor-read story, and then followed up with two longer stories from the Netherlands on Nov. 10 and 20. You also wouldn't find the story in Newsweek or U.S. News & World Report. (Time had a brief 280-word report.)

So how can Carole Simpson get on her high horse and suggest Limbaugh listeners are uninformed, while someone relying on ABC for their news is fully informed?

Posted at 01:59 PM

"SHEILAISM" [Jonah Goldberg]

I love this word. I didn't remember it from Habits of the Heart which I read in college. From a reader:


Jonah-

I appreciated your abbreviated g-file on belief in God. I am a minister, so it is my business to ask people (although not necessarily public figures like you) what they think about God, beyond what they practice. In my case, however, most people don't think I am being rude, they just think I am doing my job. I do believe that there is an unhealthy interest in what people believe, especially when you are in no position to enter into an ongoing conversation on the topic.

Now, to Sheilaism. Your disgust at people picking their favorite items off salad bar of religious belief is right-on. It is really a way of saying, "I only believe in anything, but I do pick and choose the best of everything to create a religion that fits my lifestyle." Last time I checked, any faithful religious observance (no matter the religion or tradition) shapes one's life, not the other way around. You are not the first to dislike or observe this phenomenon. Robert Bellah in Habits of the Heart written in the 1980's interviewed a woman who described her religion as "Sheilaism," which was a smattering of all the things that she thought were most true and fit her own outlook.

I thought that you might like to know the technical term and where it came from.

Peace,


Posted at 01:32 PM

"SHEILAISM" [Jonah Goldberg]

Now, this is a helpful term I didn't remember from when I read Habits of the Heart in college. I think I'll be using it for quite a while. From a reader:

Jonah- I appreciated your abbreviated g-file on belief in God. I am a minister, so it is my business to ask people (although not necessarily public figures like you) what they think about God, beyond what they practice. In my case, however, most people don't think I am being rude, they just think I am doing my job. I do believe that there is an unhealthy interest in what people believe, especially when you are in no position to enter into an ongoing conversation on the topic.

Now, to Sheilaism. Your disgust at people picking their favorite items off salad bar of religious belief is right-on. It is really a way of saying, "I only believe in anything, but I do pick and choose the best of everything to create a religion that fits my lifestyle." Last time I checked, any faithful religious observance (no matter the religion or tradition) shapes one's life, not the other way around. You are not the first to dislike or observe this phenomenon. Robert Bellah in Habits of the Heart written in the 1980's interviewed a woman who described her religion as "Sheilaism," which was a smattering of all the things that she thought were most true and fit her own outlook.

I thought that you might like to know the technical term and where it came from.

Peace,


Posted at 01:29 PM

MARC RICH [KJL]
tied to the Oil-for-Food crimes?

Posted at 01:29 PM

GRONINGEN BLEG [Peter Robinson]
Regarding the Groningen Protocol, the set of rules promulgated by a hospital in the Netherlands, under which, the hospital readily admits, physicans have already begun to euthranize sick infants, a question: Has any Roman Catholic bishop in the Netherlands addressed the issue? For that matter, has any religious leader of any stripe? Protestant, Jewish, Muslim?

If our readers could fill me in, I’d be grateful. Please place “protocol” in your subject heading.

Posted at 01:27 PM

THE PONTIFF AND THE WAR [Peter Robinson]
From an article on religion in Italy in Friday’s New York Times:

“Italians routinely ignore the conservative Pope John Paul II in matters of private morality, like contraception, divorce or marriage (far fewer Italians are marrying, in the church or out), but admire him deeply for his stands on issues like caring for the poor or his outspoken opposition to the war in Iraq, unpopular in Europe.”

The Pope’s “outspoken opposition to the war in Iraq?”

The Vatican secretary of state, Cardinal Soldano, was certainly outspoken in his own opposition to the war, disgracing himself, in my judgement, by behaving with as much high-handed ignorance as if he’d been secretary of state to Jacques Chirac. But the Pontiff himself? John Paul II did indeed urge all parties concerned, including the United States, to explore every diplomatic avenue before resorting to war, which is, of course, just about what one would expect of a pope. Despite the desire of reporters for the Times to claim the pope for their side, however, I am unaware of a single statement in which John Paul uneqivocally opposed the war.

If I’m wrong—if the Pope was indeed “outspoken” in his “opposition to the war in Iraq”—then it should prove an easy matter for readers to correct me, sending along quotations from the pontiff. Place “pope” in your subject line.

Posted at 01:24 PM

RE: IRANIAN BOMBER TROOPS [KJL]
How's this for a model father?


Posted at 01:16 PM

RE: HOLY CHRISTMAS, BATMAN! [John Derbyshire]
Kathryn: What you are encountering there is the sin of minoritarianism.

Posted at 01:07 PM

IRANIANS REVVED UP TO KILL AMERICANS [KJL]
This is an image every American needs to see.



Then for the whole picture, they need to meet Iranians like "Koorosh Afshar."

Posted at 01:01 PM

WHO'S AFRAID OF CHRISTIANS? [Jonah Goldberg]

From a reader:

Ditto. Where I differ from you is that I strongly believe in established religion as a stabilizing social force, but I’ve never been able to wrap my mind around God. I’m sort of a reluctant atheist.

I enjoyed your point about silly people who try to customize their religion. I’ve always gone the opposite way. On those occasions when I participate in religious events (Passover, etc), I always opt for the conservative practice – otherwise, why bother?

Your opening point about asking people about their faith reminded me of the story my parents always told about their arrival in this country from Israel. They ended up in Kansas City, Missouri, which they always have said was a lovely, friendly community. What surprised them from the get-go was that everyone they met immediately (a) asked them what Church they attended and, without waiting for an answer, went to (b) a sales-pitch for their own Church. My Dad always found fascinating this concept of marketing your Church (not your faith; your Church). It is, of course, a distinctly American approach to religion.

Another point about faith. When I lived in Texas in the mid-1980s, I was frequently asked about my faith. When I identified myself as Jewish, many people responded with a moment of silence followed, not by an anti-Semitic remark or social withdrawal, but by an earnest request to reconsider finding Jesus. I was always flattered by this, rather than offended, since I felt it stemmed from a genuinely kind impulse to have me join the ranks of the saved, rather than a hatred of my Judaism. This differed profoundly from my experiences in England a few years before, when identifying myself as Jewish often resulted in ignorant remarks (“Are you rich?”) or actively anti-Semitic remarks (usually in the form of Auschwitz jokes). Perhaps that’s why I, unlike many Jews on the Left, am not afraid of American Christians.

Anyway, thank you for your very interesting thoughts. Obviously, they resonated with me at many levels.


Posted at 12:54 PM

HOLY CHRISTMAS, BATMAN! [KJL ]
As I know I mention every year (I know, you remember!), I really don’t get up in arms about “Happy Holidays” generally. Macy’s commercials, whatever, doesn’t bother me. But this kinda thing does: A Colorado parade that’s banning Christmas carols and a church group, to avoid offending non-Christians. Want to know who is allowed to be marching though? One example, “an Asian group that performs dances to ward off evil spirits at the start of the Chinese New Year,” according to the Rocky Mountain News. Fine, but why can’t a bible church sing Christmas carols at Chirstmas at a community event obviously looking to be “diverse”? Excluding a big part of the population at one of the most important times of the year for them isn’t exactly inclusive, folks.

Posted at 12:52 PM

INFERILITY, ABORTION & THE WASHINGTON POST... [KJL]
Emily at the AfterAbortion blog does a search Ceci Connolly probably should have done.

Posted at 12:39 PM

HOLOCAUST EDUCATION [John Derbyshire]
My 6th-grade daughter came home yesterday to report that her class was taken on a trip to a local Holocaust Museum (in Commack, Long Island). I asked if she had been shocked by any of the displays. "No. It was really pretty boring. Very boring." Hm. So... what, exactly had she learned from the trip? "Oh, you know. Racism is bad. Respect for people who are different. All that."

Now, our Nellie is not the keenest observer, nor the most reliable reporter, of her life events -- about average for a bright 6th-grader, I think. She does, however, take an interest in things preszented to her, is popular with her teachers, and has no trace of that awful worldly-wise teen attitude that finds pretty much everything "boring." I can't help thinking that there's something wrong here. If I had known in advance that she was being taken to a Holocaust museum, and had been asked to list my preferences for her reactions, "bored" would have been way, way down the list. Isn't there something wrong with a system of education that can make the Holocaust "boring."

Footnote. "They gave us a lunch," Nellie added. Something appropriate? I wondered, without much hope. Kosher, at least? "Pizza."

Posted at 12:34 PM

RE: NEBRASKA [KJL]
Another read, from a readeR:
K-Lo: This is a serious slap to Nelson. The administration's going to use this opportunity to strengthen Johanns' image before his eventual run against Nelson -- just like they did for Mel Martinez, Mitch Daniels et. al.

This is no small thing. Even though Nebraska is an overwhelmingly republican state, we seem to elect democrats quite often. Think Bob Kerrey, Jim Exon, and Ben Nelson. And even though Nelson's a Democrat, Johann's would be fighting an uphill battle trying to defeat him. That is until now. Advantage Johanns.

Posted at 12:30 PM

IRAQ & THE DOLLAR [John Derbyshire]
That Vietnam-era economic crisis -- who was behind it? Who d'ya think?

"Mr. Derbyshire---Hayward left out that the gold run was led by France. If my recollection of high school economics is good, this was an artifact of the post-war international monetary framework. Via wartime looting or spending, many countries had no gold reserves to back their currencies. The US gave mucho $ to those countries to hold as reserves. The problem was that France decided to cheat the system by exchanging its $ for the US Treasury's gold at the nominal price (which was much less than the market price of gold)."

Posted at 12:24 PM

ME, HOMER & GOD [Jonah Goldberg]

From a reader:

Thanks for such an honest Gfile. It's another gem that the Mainstream media couldn't touch. While you friendly critic may be right, your positions will certainly resonate with many, and the discussion that are started will be valuable. Of course, for a classic picture of modern theology, we need only look to Homer (from the episode where he gets of debt, I think): "Dear Lord: The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal:

You freeze everything the way it is, and I wont ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign.

OK, deal.

In gratitude, I present you this offering of cookies and milk. If you want me to eat them for you, give me no sign. Thy will be done."

Best,

[No Name]


Posted at 12:20 PM

GOOD POINT [Jonah Goldberg]

From a German emailer no less:

Dear Mr. Goldberg,

in The Corner, you lamented that almost half of Britons did not know
what Auschwitz stands for. It surprised me, too, that so many people
had never heard of it.

Now, what would be most interesting to know is how many of these
ignorant dolts have heard of Guantanamo and are majorly appalled at
the inhuman atrocities committed there by the Evil Americans. ;-\


Posted at 12:16 PM

JULY 10-21 [KJL]
This is where you want to be.

Now you have your cruise ad...

Posted at 12:13 PM

I AM DAVID [KJL]
Very much looking forward to seeing this, which Jack Fowler reviews today (no--no--it is not a cruise ad in disguise, I promise). Put together by some good people with great intentions, and sounds like some great, dramatic results.

Posted at 12:10 PM

HARRY BROWNE & ME [Jonah Goldberg ]

I've said many times around here that I think Libertarians tend to be very smart even though I disagree with them. There are always exceptions. Increasingly, I've come to think that Harry Browne is the exception. Or, if that's unfair, I think he's consumed so much of his own Kool Aid he's incapable of talking to anybody except those who agree with him 100% already. We went toe-to-toe a few years ago and I was underwhelmed then.

He's going after me again this week. I'm really not sure it's worth a detailed response. But let me just note that he brings a lot of assumptions to the table he doesn't prove. He simply asserts (with three exclamation points!!!) that I am trying to justify the entire war in Iraq on the basis of a single nice story in Iraq about the good works that Marines are doing there. And then he completely cuts the lifeline to reasonableness.


Posted at 12:10 PM

JOHN... [KJL]
Unless Nelson switches parties and gets reelected anyway? But that does seem like quite the gamble, yes?

Posted at 12:07 PM

AG SEC [John J. Miller]
Nominating Nebraska Gov. Mike Johanns for agriculture secretary strikes me as not the best idea from a GOP party-building standpoint. It removes the Republican with the best chance of defeating Sen. Ben Nelson in 2006. At this early stage, at least one poll looked very good for Johanns. Perhaps Johanns told the White House he wasn't intending to run. But if he was at all serious about the bid, he won't be making it now--and GOP prospects for 2006 look a little bit worse.

Posted at 12:03 PM

PAIN IN THE WOMB [KJL]
There was some debate in these parts in August about Judge Casey’s partial-birth-abortion decision. While knocking down the ban (blame the Supremes), during the course of the trial, and in his ruling, he made some breakthrough points (see Shannen Coffin), and, in doing so, laid the groundwork for some momentum for an Unborn Child Pain Awareness Act, which you’ll be hearing more about next year. (Some pain info here.) It's another issue that freaks the feminist Left, because it humanizes "choice." Can't have any of that.

Posted at 12:00 PM

GOD & ME [Jonah Goldberg]

Oh well, from an often critical e-friend:

Jonah, your "God & Me" column was a gigantic failure and I'm very
disappointed for it. It was a logical & theological mess.

You write: "I also detest the tendency of Americans, Westerners, or
"Moderns" to boast of how they've customized their religious views to
fit their lifestyles."

Since you fail to tell us exactly what you DO believe...then you are
member of this crowd you detest. You've made your own God. Surely you
must see this.

Also, this "religion public, belief private" construct you've set-up
is is whole 'nother can-'o-worms. (although I understand what your
getting at).

Anyways, your probably busy reading the million e-mails pointing out
the problems of your column...


Posted at 11:57 AM

AND THEY CALL AMERICANS IGNORANT [Jonah Goldberg ]

Half of Britons have never heard of Auschwitz.

This is depressing for all of the obvious reasons. But also it's just a bummer to think that so many people are just immune to serious conversations about history. Regardless of what lessons, if any, you draw from Auschwitz and the Holocaust, if you haven't heard of it, it's almost inconceivable to have a serious conversation about a vast swath of human history. For people like all of us at NRO, this just underscores that there are lots of people who are simply beyond our reach no matter what because they don't even have the basic facts that make intelligent argumentation possible.

That said, I wouldn't be shocked if this survey is a bit fishy in that all of the tut-tutting it will generate should be good publicity for the folks behind a new documentary on Auschwitz. And, of course, more people have probably heard of the Holocaust than of Auschwitz. But no matter what this is a sad sign for historical literacy in the English-speaking world.


Posted at 11:50 AM

NEBRASKA! [KJL]
The Governor of Nebraska has been nominated as the new Ag secretary. (Yawn? NO YAWN.) There had been some talk that W. might offer the job to fellow Nebraskan Senator Ben Nelson (D.). No, no...one better! He's given it to the governor, who was probably going to run against Nelson in his reelection bid. A little favor for the Dem? A little nudge toward the Rs?

Posted at 11:47 AM

GOD & ME [Jonah Goldberg ]
I started writing an item about the God-stuff and it got too long so I transmogrified it into a G-File .

Posted at 11:19 AM

FRENCH TWIST [Cliff May]
Russ Ward, a reader from Crystal Lake IL offers these cogent comments (which John Miller will especially appreciate):
French president Jacques Chirac now blames America for making the world a more dangerous place. This reminds me of the summer of 2002, when I spent a week in the Paris home of an old friend who loves America but cannot comprehend how we could have elected a trigger-happy cowboy like George W. Bush to be our president. His own leaders, he explained, had a more measured and realistic world view than Bush, who seemed eager to start another war.

A year ago I thought about what my friend had said. Reluctant to broach the subject of the war, I sent an e-mail to console him for the loss of the many WWII-era French citizens who died during the fierce heat wave that struck France the previous summer. His surprising response told me more about his leaders’ world view than anything he had said to me while I was in Paris:

"We were above all revolted that these elderly people, who as you said survived many horrors, passed because of lack of air-conditioning during the "sacred" French holiday time. Our dear president was having his in Canada - didn't bother to return. This country is run for many years now by stinking corrupt ambitious unscrupulous and moneythirsty politicians. I do not have the slightest respect for these people."

President Chirac recently told the London Times: "Britain gave its support [to the Americans] but I did not see much in return, I am not sure that it is in the nature of our American friends at the moment to return favors systematically."

In light of what my French friend said, I have to wonder: what sort of favors Chirac is accustomed to receiving, from what friends, and in return for what? Perhaps the time has come to examine the motivations of the leadership of the UN and the three Security Council members who seemed to want to maintain the status quo in Iraq for as long as possible.

Those pre-war French, German and Russian petroleum contracts come to mind. And so does the UN oil-for-food program, that now appears to have enriched Saddam and his family to the tune of $21 billion that was supposed to provide food and medicine for the Iraqi people. No one diverts that kind of money from any program without the cooperation of what my friend might describe as stinking corrupt ambitious unscrupulous and moneythirsty insiders. How highly placed were those insiders and how much cash did they pocket? More importantly, how much influence did this money and those oil contracts have on the debate over the enforcement of UN resolutions?

There is much to question and to criticize about the way this war has been prosecuted. It certainly has not gone as well as we had hoped. But we can only guess at how it might have gone if, instead of telling us to give Saddam more time, Kofi Annan had told Saddam that his time was up - and our ‘old European’ and Russian allies had stood with us.

Is it possible that an isolated, friendless Saddam might not have attempted to resist such a powerful, united coalition, and that thousands of Iraqis, Americans, Britons and others might not have died? If so, then perhaps we should consider whether those deaths can be best attributed to the willingness of some to act – or to the unwillingness of others.

Posted at 11:12 AM

BEINART'S CALL TO ARMS [Jonah Goldberg ]

I'm going to write a syndicated column about it , which may not be enough room. Basically, I think it's a wonderful, heartfelt, tough-minded, morally and politically serious wake-up call (even if I have a few quibbles about some details). For all those readers who wonder why I'm a fan of his, never mind a friend, this should help explain why.

I also fear for Beinart's and the nation's sake that it will fall on deaf ears and that what he hopes to make possible in the Democratic Party is more or less impossible. But I would love to see it happen. I would truly love to see the Democratic and Republican parties competing on who could be more aggressive on the war on terror, not just militarily but morally, economically and politically. The Democratic Party has credibility and strength on issues very much needed for the war on terror. But that Democratic Party has remained largely dormant. As I've written many times, a morally serious foreign policy liberal wouldn't have applauded John Kerry's vote against the $87 billion because that was too much money he would have denounced the whole enterprise as too little money. If you believed any of the rhetoric about nation-building and humanitarian war spouted by liberals in the 1990s, you had to favor doing more in Iraq, not less.

Peter thinks that his party can become that party. I am very pessimisted that such a thing is possible any time in the near future. And I think short of another truly horrible attack on US soil, it will be almost impossible for Beinart's project to even get off the ground.


Posted at 10:51 AM

RE: IRAQ AND THE DOLLAR [Steve Hayward]
Derb is right that the spectre of the collapse of the dollar was the unremarked aspect of Johnson deciding to pull the plug on Vietnam in early 1968. I wrote about this extensively in chapter 5 of The Age of Reagan. Here's the first paragraph of the section:
At the same moment the tumult over the Tet offensive was unfolding, “the most serious economic crisis since the Great Depression shook the Western world,” in the words of economic historian Robert M. Collins. In a nutshell, there was a loss of confidence and a near-panic over the U.S. dollar. In the old days, if bank depositors feared for their deposits and lost confidence in their bank, there would be a run on the bank. If the bank had enough reserves or could borrow dollars from another bank, the panic could be quickly dispelled. But what happens when the financial system is backed up by a central bank promising to redeem depositors with gold? If a crisis of confidence occurs, then you have not a run on a bank, but a run on a whole country’s currency and gold reserves. This is what happened in 1968. The episode brought to an abrupt end the lofty promise of “growth liberalism” or the “New Economics,” and set the stage for rising inflation and economic instability that took 20 years to remedy.
The full cite for the Collins article is: Robert M. Collins, “The Economic Crisis of 1968 and the Waning of the ‘American Century,’” American Historical Review, April 1996, p 396.

Among the things that happened during that crisis were Johnson closing the "gold window" temporarily over one weekend and dispatching Treasury officials to London to plead for help, and he also tried top put limits on US investment overseas, and discourage travel abroad by US citizens by imposing a $500 "exit tax" on overseas airplane tickets.

Having said all this, however, one should not be hasty in drawing an equivalent with the present troubles of the dollar. A case can be made that the fall of the dollar is almost done with for a number of macro reasons. One shrewd analyst I read says that Greenspan and the US is palying chicken with the Europeans to get them to adopt pro-grpwth policies, which they need to do if they are to continue to have access to Asian markets. A falling dollar is not in their interest. In this kind of game of chicken, I bet on us--the US--to win.

Posted at 10:48 AM

$10,000 MARTINI [KJL]
Keep Jonah away from the Algonquin.

Posted at 10:45 AM

NOONAN ON RATHER [Ramesh Ponnuru]
here.

Posted at 10:41 AM

BROOKS AND STOTT [Rod Dreher]
I was thrilled to see David Brooks' column criticizing "Meet the Press" for having the Revs. Al Sharpton and Jerry Falwell on, as representatives for the religious left and right, respectively. Sharpton is a "reverend" in the same sense that Col. Sanders was a military officer. And Falwell -- well, maybe this is just me, but I have lots of conservative Evangelical friends, and I don't know any who consider him a representative leader. As someone who has worked in the MSM all my life -- except for three years at the Washington Times, and that glorious year as Kathryn's slave at NR World HQ -- I can attest to how completely out of touch most mainstream journalists are with the world of religion. They call Falwell and Robertson, for example, because Falwell and Robertson are on their Rolodexes, and will show up on time.

I'm wondering, though: who does speak for Evangelicals, in the sense of being able to explain their thinking and political behavior to somebody like Tim Russert and his viewing audience? Brooks suggests John Stott. James Dobson is clearly important. Who else?

An even more complicated question: who should Tim Russert call to speak for Catholics? You really can't say the bishops, who are in almost every case determined to avoid controversy, and to gloss over real conflicts among Catholics. Father Richard McBrien is a frequent TV guest, and he's really good on TV, but he's also far to the left of Church teaching. That doesn't mean there aren't very many Catholics who agree with him, but journalists should be aware that he's far from an objective source about what Catholicism stands for. So, who else? On the Catholic right, Fr. Richard John Neuhaus and George Weigel would count, but who else?

Send me your suggestions for good Protestant and Catholic sources, as well as general religion sources, and not just on the right. The National Conference of Editorial Writers is talking about inviting a panel to its next convention to talk about faith, values and American politics. I want to be able to give the nation's editorial writers suggestions for who might actually be able to give them real insight into what's happening in American religion, instead of the Usual Suspects peddling the same old lines.

Posted at 10:34 AM

IRAQ AND THE DOLLAR [John Derbyshire]
Today's ed-page cartoon in the London Daily Telegraph shows GWB being brought down by a falling dollar, with one of the ropes tugging on the dollar labeled IRAQ.

That brought a very dim memory to mind. Some reader with access to way-back archives of magazines might be able to confirm it. I believe it was the early stages of the 1968 campaign. The editor of the New Statesman (left-wing London weekly) opined that the Vietnam War would be brought to an end not by the clash of arms but "by the tinkle of falling dollars" (or some such words). If anyone can confirm this, I'd be much obliged.

That editor, by the way, would have been our own Paul Johnson, in the days before he saw the light.

Posted at 10:30 AM

TAFTA [Ramesh Ponnuru]
The very first editorial I wrote for NR made the case for a transatlantic free trade area. Ten years later, it doesn't seem any closer--but that just might change, as Joshua Livestro explains.

Posted at 10:27 AM

UKRAINE DEMOS 'AN AMERICAN PLOT' -- GUARDIAN [John Derbyshire]
The far-left British daily broadsheet The Guardian has discovered the truth about the recent demonstrations in the Ukraine. Anne Applebaum writes scathingly on this in the Washington Post

Posted at 10:27 AM

RE: GIMME THAT OLD-TIME RELIGION [John Derbyshire]
Apropos the atheists-at-NR thread, the case for a modern, godless conservatism was put as well as it can be put by British conservative philosopher Roger Scruton in the Wall Street Journal some years back.

If I am not mistaken, Scruton has since been accepted into the Roman Catholic church.

Posted at 10:24 AM

PATRICIA BUSACKER [John Derbyshire]
What nice people our readers are. I logged into my PayPal account this morning to find it stuffed with requests for 36 Great American Poems. Many thanks to all. I'll be shipping the CDs out this afternoon.

Just one thing I should have added in the original posting. Jim Cooke, Patricia's husband, is going to designate a charity when he can sit down to think about such things. From previous conversations, though, it may be that the charity he designates is one promoting the legalization of medical marijuana. I know this was a thing Patricia was keen on. I hope this doesn't bother anyone. Anyway, it's Jim's call, and I'll send the money wherever he designates. (Politically, by the way, Jim is libertarian-conservative. Don't worry, the money won't be going to the Nader '08 campaign.)

Posted at 10:16 AM

GIMME THAT OLD-TIME RELIGION [John Derbyshire]
Atheists at National Review? Well, I'm an Episcopalian, and that's the next best thing.

Posted at 10:13 AM

NEOLOGISM [John Derbyshire]
I have just invented a word.

A reader wrote in with a cute story, then signed off with: "I don't have a pithy closing remark..."

I replied that those pithy closing remarks don't always come when they're needed. In my case, in fact, they generally come a fraction of a second after I've hit the "send" button.

And this fraction is called (drum roll): a PITHISECOND.

Need more coffee.

Posted at 10:02 AM

"CYRANO JONES WAS RIGHT" [Jonah Goldberg]

I'm not in burning agreement or disagreement with anything in this email. But since the reader managed to work in a reference to Cyrano Jones -- a first in the history of NRO as far as I know -- I figured it deserved posting. I'm sure some of you out there are seething upon hearing the news that up until today I had a policy of posting the very first email -- regardless of content -- containing such a reference. Just to drive a few of you nuts, I should say that there are still 9 other pop culture references that have such a status. Anyway, from a reader:

Tonight on Hannity and Colmes, Sean was talking to Ron Daniels from Ctr for Constitutional Rights. Sean pointed out the obvious fact that President Bush has appointed more minority personnel to more positions of real power than any president in our history....."the president who has reached out in ways no Democrat ever has; giving African Americans positions of power that they've never had before because they're most qualified......Where was Bill Clinton? Why didn't Bill Clinton appoint somebody in the minority community to Secretary of State or National Security Advisor? He had a couple of opportunities with the Supreme Court - he was nowhere to be found!"

Alan (who has unfortunately become progressively more radically left over
the last year) chirped in that "Clinton did more than any president up until
that time." Daniels concurred.

As everyone's favorite Tribble salesman would say, "Twice nothing is still
nothing." Clinton did nothing for minorities or women (at least nothing
that can be talked about in polite company). Kerry didn't have any
minorities on his campaign until the public started fussing about it.

Bush just quietly picked Colin Powell to be his SoS (and a great one in my
opinion) and Condi Rice as NSA and now is finding qualified people of all
colors and backgrounds to do the hard work of the next four years.

The Dems just don't get it!


Posted at 09:41 AM

THE RETURN OF COLD WAR LIBERALISM [Ramesh Ponnuru]
Peter Beinart has written a potentially important article on the direction of American liberalism. I agree with much of it. The Democratic party cannot, I think, move much to the right on social issues or much to the left on economic ones. It can, however, become more committed to winning the war on terrorism, and that is the way forward for it. Yet it seems highly doubtful that the unions and feminists will take up Beinart's suggestions about how they can participate in the war.

Posted at 09:26 AM

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Posted at 09:09 AM

SPONGEBOB SWIPES [KJL]
Inflatable Mr. Squarepantses are disappearing from Burger Kings, in the latest crime wave. Has anyone checked Derbyshire?

Posted at 07:54 AM

I NEVER EXPECTED THE SPANISH INQUISITION [Andrew Stuttaford]
Andrew Sullivan asks if there are any atheists at 'National Review' or the 'Weekly Standard'? Well I know of at least one agnostic (C of E branch, and not during turbulent flights). Me. It's a broader, ahem, church than you think, Andrew.

Posted at 07:16 AM

GO, NORM! [KJL]
Senator Coleman's rocking on The Today Show on demanding Annan's resignation, facing an annoyed Katie.

Posted at 07:13 AM

NAP'S HEIR [John J. Miller]
Here's a final anecdote on Napoleon, which I uncovered in researching Our Oldest Enemy: Hitler only visited Paris once in his life, for a few hours after it had fallen to the Nazis. He went on a whirlwind tour of the captured city. The highlight of his trip was a visit to the tomb of Napoleon. "That," he said upon leaving it, "was the greatest and finest moment of my life."

Posted at 06:33 AM

RANDOM FACT [KJL]
Brian Williams lived in the same college dorm as Ed Gillespie during the 1979-80 academic year at Catholic U.

Posted at 06:26 AM

T.J. VS. NAPPY [John J. Miller]
Thomas Jefferson on Napoleon: a "military usurper," "an unprincipled tyrant," "a great scoundrel," "a moral monster," and "the ruthless destroyer of ten millions of the human race, whose thirst for blood appeared unquenchable, the great oppressor of the right and liberties of the world."

Posted at 06:20 AM

NAP TIME [John J. Miller]
Today is the 200th anniversary of the crowning of Emperor Napoleon, an event perhaps best understood as the despotic culmination of the French Revolution, one of the most un-conservative events in world history and a touchstone for the modern conservative conscience. There's a whole chapter on Napoleon in Our Oldest Enemy, as well as another one that concentrates on the anti-American legacy of his nephew, Napoleon III.

Posted at 06:15 AM

BAD GIAMBI, VERY BAD [KJL]
I just wanted to say that before Shannen "Red Sock" Coffin did (re: Yankee Jason Giambi steroid use).

Posted at 06:06 AM

SEX FOR ALL AGES! [KJL ]
Ceci Connolly writes:
Nonpartisan researchers have been unable to document measurable benefits of the abstinence-only model. Columbia University researchers found that although teenagers who take "virginity pledges" may wait longer to initiate sexual activity, 88 percent eventually have premarital sex.


Isn’t encouraging kids to delay sex until they're older a benefit?

Posted at 05:10 AM

THAT SAID [KJL ]
This comes from the Washington Post piece:
Bill Smith, vice president of public policy at the Sexuality Information and Education Council of the United States, a comprehensive sex education group that also receives federal funding, said the Waxman report underscored the need for closer monitoring of what he called the "shame-based, fear-based, medically inaccurate messages" being disseminated with tax money. He said the danger of abstinence education lies in the omission of useful medical information.
Isn’t that a danger in so-called “safe sex” lessons, too? Isn’t there always a “danger” a teacher will veer from the full story or, even, facts? Is there anything particularly pernicious about abstinence education other than it’s not what SIECUS types prefer?

Posted at 05:08 AM

LET ME BE THE FIRST TO SAY [KJL ]
That teachers who scare kids away from playing basketball with someone who has HIV in health/sex-ed class are giving abstinence a bad name.

(I’ve not read Waxman report at the moment, btw, just the Post story on it.)

Wonder if Congressman Waxman is concerned about watchdogging, say, Planned Parenthood? (He should ask Dawn Eden, who's already doing it.)

Posted at 05:05 AM

WOMEN [KJL]
can be men too?

Posted at 04:29 AM

THE RESTAURANT FOR THE PAJAMAHEDEEN [KJL]
opens in Philadelphia. Too bad PJ Bloggin' and co. can't leave their homes.

Posted at 04:17 AM

RE: FEDERALISM, ONE MORE TIME [Mark R. Levin]

Well put, Ramesh. Let me add the following: the Constitution is a governing document. I don't much care if we call it federalism, states' rights, or something else, but the Tenth Amendment underscores the fact that the Constitution conferred limited, enumerated powers on the central government, and the rest of the governing authority remained with the states. States can't declare war, for example, because the Constitution empowers the federal Congress with that authority. The Commerce Clause, as originally conceived, was intended to overcome the barriers created by the states to trade and encourage commerce, among other things, which the Articles of Confederation did not effectively address. (Today, of course, the Commerce Clause is used to impede commerce and enhance the power of the federal bureaucracy). So, to this extent, the issue isn't one of federalism, but the clear language of those enumerated powers in the Constitution.

In any event, those powers not enumerated were retained by the states because: 1. otherwise, as a practical matter, the states would not have ratified the Constitution and later the Bill of Rights; 2. Madison's notes and later the state ratifying debates make clear the near unanimous concern about centralized power; 3. recognition of the diversity of geography and populations; and 4. the widespread view that states are more accountable to their citizens than a centralized government. However, "states' rights" has become a loaded phrase, for historical reasons. Perhaps the more accurate description would be state authority. But the Tenth Amendment does not, by itself, confer rights on individual citizens. Like the Constitution, it describes the distribution of governing power between and among competing entities.

Now, the Ninth Amendment underscores your point about individual rights, but only as applies to the federal government, which is why subsequent amendments were adopted to protect individual rights as applied to the state, such as the Fourteenth Amendment. If the Ninth Amendment had protected individual rights vis-a-vis the states, or the Tenth Amendment was more than a recognition of state authority and, in fact, conferred individual rights of some kind to citizens directly, the Fourteenth Amendment, among others, would have been unnecessary.

Anyway, as you understand, it's difficult to fully discuss such a complex issue here given the limitations of this format.

As for Randy Barnett's post here, I'm glad you concur. Andy McCarthy provided me with this excerpt from the New York Times, which reports certain of Justice Scalia's comments regarding Wickard v. Filburn. Obviously, as my prior post makes clear, I wholeheartedly agree with Scalia (unfortunately, it remains the law, regardless of Lopez and Morrison, as those decisions didn't go far enough):

"In fact, much of the debate in the courtroom on Monday centered on one particular precedent, Wickard v. Filburn, a decision from 1942 that upheld Congress's effort to support wheat prices by controlling wheat production. The court held that even the wheat that a farmer cultivated for home consumption could be regulated under the Agricultural Adjustment Act's quota system on the theory that all wheat production took place within a national market. That decision is regarded as one of the most far-reaching extensions of Congressional power that the Supreme Court has ever upheld.

"Randy E. Barnett, a Boston University Law School professor arguing on behalf of the two women, told the justices on Monday that if they accepted the administration's argument in this case, "then Ashcroft v. Raich will replace Wickard v. Filburn as the most far-reaching example" of Congress's power over interstate commerce. Prohibition of "a class of activity that is noneconomic and wholly intrastate" was not essential to the government's "regulatory regime," he said, adding: "There is no interstate connection whatsoever."

"But the justices whom Mr. Barnett needed to persuade, those who have questioned federal authority in recent cases, were skeptical. 'It looks like Wickard to me," Justice Antonin Scalia told him, adding: "I always used to laugh at Wickard, but that's what Wickard says." He continued: "Why is this not economic activity? This marijuana that's grown is like wheat. Since it's grown, it doesn't have to be bought elsewhere.'"


Posted at 12:35 AM

Wednesday, December 01, 2004

MR. MADISON WRITES [Ramesh Ponnuru]
"Was, then, the American Revolution effected, was the American Confederacy formed, was the precious blood of thousands spilt, and the hard-earned substance of millions lavished, not that the people of America should enjoy peace, liberty, and safety, but that the government of the individual States, that particular municipal establishments, might enjoy a certain extent of power, and be arrayed with certain dignities and attributes of sovereignty?" (Federalist 45).

Posted at 10:07 PM

FEDERALISM AND INDIVIDUAL RIGHTS [Ramesh Ponnuru]

I remarked earlier (and derivatively) that federalism should be for citizens, not just states. Mark Levin takes issue with this comment, saying that federalism is “about state authority and the structure of our government as enumerated in the Constitution,” and that “[p]rotecting individual rights per se means everything and nothing.”

I’m not sure we really disagree. Let me try to explain what I meant, and see what Mark thinks. To start with: I think one of the reasons that federalism is a good idea is precisely that the division of coercive power protects individual rights. So far so good?

Also: The Constitution does not include the word “federalism.” It does, however, include many provisions that divide authority among the federal and state governments. Some of these provisions constrain the federal government, and some of them constrain state governments. A constitutional federalism—which is the most defensible federalism around—is not just freedom for state governments to do whatever they want to do. They should not be able to impose their laws extra-territorially: Madison County, Illinois, should not be able to make product-liability laws for the whole country and call it federalism. They should not be able to legislate on inherently national subjects: States can’t declare war or abstain from wars on their own, whatever Osama bin Laden believes. Mark: Disagree with anything here?

The Constitution’s limits on the federal government are not just there for the glory of the states. The feds may not assume certain powers even if every state in the Union wants them too. They are there for the citizens.

Assuming that federalism equals “states’ rights” creates two problems. The first is that limits on federal power will not be taken seriously if they do not protect states’ “sovereignty.” The Supreme Court has been much more likely to restrict federal power when state governments have yelped—but these may be precisely the cases where the political process is most likely to restrain federal power and where the court is least needed. The medical marijuana case, to return to the genesis of these posts, illustrates the point: Whether the federal government has the power to criminalize the medicinal use of marijuana probably shouldn’t turn on state policies, but it does in the Supreme Court.

The second is that constitutional limits on the states that are as much part of the federalist architecture as constitutional limits on the feds will be ignored. The Supreme Court’s record on the compact clause, the full faith and credit clause, and other state-restricting provisions of the Constitution, I think, amply bears out this concern.

I agree with Levin’s comments about the overpraise of Supreme Court cases that imposed pathetically weak limits on federal power.


Posted at 10:03 PM

THAT'S WHAT THAT'S ABOUT [KJL]
An e-mail re: Jonah's diamonds:
Re: "...if every kiss begins with a bauble from Kay, then you're either dating, or married to, a whore."

I think I can visualize Andy Rooney saying that on 60 Minutes.

Posted at 06:26 PM

THE GRILLWORK [Peter Robinson]
All right, that does it. Between Steve's gloating photo of his Thanksgiving turkey a couple of days ago and the taunting photo of pork ribs today, I've begun craving meat so much that I'm going on Atkins.

Your next assignment, Dr. Hayward: A couple of Rich Lowry's pheasants.

P.S. Winston is adorable. Do I dare to ask her full name, by the way? Would it be, by any chance, Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill Hayward?

Posted at 06:21 PM

RE: LACI PETERSON [John Derbyshire]
In response to my posting that Robert Graves poem earlier today, & my remarks about nice women marrying terrible men, several readers have pointed out the underlying phenomenon here: Nice guys are, to the more adventurous kind of woman, b-o-r-i-n-g... a fact prominent in literature -- notably, for some reason, French literature (Manon Lescaut, Madame Bov). Sample e-mail:

"Derb---The reason many women marry wretches is because bad boys are undeniably exciting. Nice, stable, intelligent, thoughtful, steady men who take out the garbage and come home on time are dull, and simply do not give off the same pheremones that women respond to.

"This phenomenon has been going on forever, but particularly look at the fascination with James Dean, various revolutionaries, and even Elvis. [Derb here: I don't hink Elvis fits the argument. He was basically a very nice guy -- exquisite Southern manners.] I had a secretary once whose backstory was that she had been engaged to a fine fellow, and the week before the wedding, a motorcycle-riding thug visited the people across the street from her parents. Of course, she ran off with him, ended up pregnant and a single mom, then married a good guy who was an engineer for our large aerospace company. After about 6 or 7 years, first her mother (aged 50-something) ran away to the West coast to be with some stooge, so that the stepfather cried on my secretary's shoulder. Then, SHE decided that the stable life with an engineer was a bit dull, and divorced her husband and moved to Seattle to be near her mother and, presumably all the exciting guys out there. [Derb here: You mean, exciting guys like... Bill Gates?]

"Most women, I think, resist the impulse, other than to avoid sex very often with their dull men, but a 2 sigma tail to the right of the mean seem to live out their fascinations in some way or other. And the Lacis of the world live to regret it."

Posted at 06:12 PM

A REPLACEMENT FOR BERRY [Tim Graham]
The ultimate smackdown would be for Bush to replace Mary Frances Berry with a good Democrat like, say, Zell Miller?

Posted at 06:06 PM

FEDERALISM, CTD. [Mark R. Levin]

First, my problem with the Court's rationale in Lopez is that it's clearly fact specific. Same with Morrison. I've always felt praise from our corner for these decisions was overdone. I'm all for these decisions, but they're baby-steps. They left untouched the rationale for the broad holdings in Wickard v. Filburn and Maryland v. Wirtz.

Ramesh, my earlier comment about federalism being about state authority was in response to your earlier post in which you wrote, in part: "The Court seeks a federalism for states rather than one for citizens, as AEI federalism scholar Mike Greve puts it." I figured you knew that.


Posted at 06:03 PM

THIS IDEA HAS POTENTIAL [Rich Lowry]
E-mail: "Mr. Lowry, If you could somehow attach the bacon to the pheasants before they were shot, I suspect that cosmo might volunteer to serve as your bird dog!"

Posted at 05:59 PM

INTELLIGENCE REFORM BILL UPDATE [Rich Lowry]
We hear that the White House pressed very hard at a private congressional leadership retreat for quick passage of the intelligence reform bill--to little avail. Everyone was surprised at the vehemence of the White House lobbying, since it is conventional wisdom that the White House is supporting the bill with a wink and a nod. Not so. The proceedings were contentious at times. At the Irvington, Va. gathering, the White House strongly urged the House leadership to commit to bringing up the bill for a vote. The House leadership responded that the bill will only pass if the White House can win over Duncan Hunter, whose worries about interfering with operational military intelligence are shared by roughly 100 Republican members of the House. (A little noted fact is that several key Republican senators share Hunter's concerns.) Without Hunter, the bill is dead for now. Maybe the Senate should considering addressing his concerns--and those of the joint chiefs of staff.

Posted at 05:37 PM

RE: LEVIN'S POST ON FEDERALISM [Ramesh Ponnuru]
I'm not quite sure what you're getting at, Mark. If you have a moment, please explain a bit more with whom who you are arguing.

Posted at 05:20 PM

PHEASANTS [Rich Lowry]
Thanks to everyone who sent recipes, advice, and good-natured barbs. A common theme of the recipes is to wrap the bird in bacon or somehow get bacon grease involved, on the principle--highly honored here in the Corner--that bacon makes everything taste better.

Posted at 05:17 PM

FEDERALISM [Mark R. Levin]
All this time I thought federalism was about state authority and the structure of our government as enumerated in the Constitution. Protecting individual rights per se means everything and nothing.

Posted at 05:14 PM

THE NEW FEDERALISM THREAD [Jonah Goldberg]

Ramesh - I probably agree with you that many liberals are advocating federalism in bad faith. That certainly seems to be the case of many pro-gay marriage neo-federalists who see nothing wrong with legalizing it at the federal level but who cry "what about federalism!?" when they hear of attempts to illegalize it at the federal level (assuming "illegalize" is a word).

Nevertheless, I personally see it as a step forward whenever the other side starts adopting your arguments rather than rejecting them. But I've got to go get ready for an engagement elsewhere. We shall continue this later, I'm sure.


Posted at 05:06 PM

ISN'T IT TIME [KJL]
for Ms. Berry to stop ranting on taxpayers' dimes?

Posted at 05:03 PM

FINISHING UP TWO THREADS, STARTING ANOTHER [Ramesh Ponnuru]

Re Citibank, Jonah: Then the question is whether Citigroup is actually buying any good will; that's what I doubt.

Re marijuana: Thanks, Prof. Barnett, for your post, which adds to Adler's already helpful description of the Court's current jurisprudence. My point concerned what the Court's jurisprudence should be, so there's no disagreement here (nor do Adler or Barnett suggest that there is one).

Now to Jonah's column on liberal enthusiasm for federalism: I don't think liberals are, in fact, rediscovering the virtues of federalism. It's not as though they want states to be able to make their own policies on abortion or school prayer. The sort of "federalism" they want maintains all past liberal gains in imposing their preferred policies via the federal courts, while empowering litigation-happy state governments (or litigation-happy bits of state governments) to set national policies. Neither part of this mix is federalism. It's just liberals using power where they can wield it, which is an old story.


Posted at 04:59 PM

FEDERALISM GOES TO POT [Ramesh Ponnuru]
Thanks Jonathan. As you know, I am not a fan of the Supreme Court's federalism "revolution"--as I explain at length in my chapter of A Year at the Supreme Court. One of the problems with the Court's federalism jurisprudence is that it has tended to view federalism in terms of the "dignity," "interests," and "status" of state governments. It is less interested in constraining governments and holding them accountable. The Court seeks a federalism for states rather than one for citizens, as AEI federalism scholar Mike Greve puts it. This has practical implications--a relatively minor one being the somewhat confused way the Court is treating the medical-marijuana question.

Posted at 04:48 PM

RE: MIRACLE [Jonah Goldberg]
Ah, you must go back to the original text then my friend. The whole genius of the Mircale on 34th Street approach was that Mr. Macy didn't care about doing right. He liked the increase in business from appearing to do right. That's Citibank's gambit. They want people to think they're not irresponsible profligates (can profligate be a noun?) simply because they bank at Citibank. "Sure, I bought a life-size replica of a Star Wars X-Wing fighter. But you can't call me irresponsible, I bank with Citibank."

Posted at 04:48 PM

BTW [Jonah Goldberg ]
My syndicated column on Federalism is up. Old hat to longtime G-File readers, but some of this stuff was worth repeating.

Posted at 04:45 PM

LOSS OF A SWEET LADY [John Derbyshire]
Patricia Busacker, one of the sweetest people I have ever known, died this morning after a long fight with cancer.

It is Patricia's voice you hear on the CD of 36 Great American Poems that I, Jim Cooke (Patricia's husband) and she produced.

In Patricia's memory, I am going to donate all proceeds from sales of the CD through the end of this year to a charity to be designated by Jim, along with the nearly $300 currently sitting in my PayPal account.

Posted at 04:45 PM

LUCITE INTEREST [John Derbyshire]
Eiuw.

Posted at 04:42 PM

WHY STATE LAW MATTERS [Randy E. Barnett]
Full disclosure: what follows is my position as an advocate for the Respondents in Ashcroft v. Raich, but it is also my sincerely held opinion as a professor constitutional law:

Ramesh asks why the presence or absence of a state law makes any difference to the extent of federal power. This is an excellent question that requires a two-step answer. Under the holding of Lopez-Morrison, Congress cannot use the "substantial affect" theory to reach wholly intrastate noneconomic activity--such as the noneconomic activity involved here--wholly apart from the existence of state laws authorizing the behavior. (Apart from contending that this IS economic activity,) the government asserts an exception, based on a sentence in Lopez, that permits Congress to reach wholly intrastate, NONeconomic activity if it is ESSENTIAL to a larger regulatory scheme that could be undercut if the activity was not regulated. Here is where the existence of state laws becomes pertinent for two reasons: (1) Because it is NOT essential to reach a class of activities that the states have authorized and separated from interstate commerce, and (2) when we are this far beyond regulating interstate commerce, the use of any such exception would be "improper" (under the Necessary and Proper Clause) if it interferes with the exercise of the traditional core police power of states to protect the health of its citizens--a power that Congress lacks. If, however, this exception is broad enough to reach the activities involved here (or if this activity is deemed "economic"), then there will NEVER be another successful Commerce Clause challenge in the Courts of Appeals, as statutes will ALWAYS be found to be "essential to a larger regulatory scheme" and Lopez and Morrison will be limited to their facts.

Posted at 04:40 PM

RE: MIRACLE, ETC. [Ramesh Ponnuru]
As I said, Jonah, it has been a long while since I'd seen it, and I misunderstood your reference. But I don't think it's plausible that Citibank is intending to put children's interests ahead of its own, or is doing so, with this ad campaign.

Posted at 04:27 PM

NO SHELL GAME [Ramesh Ponnuru]

Noam Scheiber is bashing John Kasich's New York Times op-ed (registration required) on Social Security. He likes Kasich's idea of changing the formula for calculating benefits so that it rises with prices rather than with wages--a change that would solve Social Security's long-term solvency problem. What vexes Scheiber is that Kasich also supports private accounts.

"[I]f you allow today's workers to divert 25 percent of their payroll taxes into private accounts, cutting the benefits they're promised won't help you pay for it one bit. We were never counting on their payroll contributions to fund their own benefits; we were counting on their payroll contributions to fund the benefits of current retirees (and near-retirees)--benefits which, in the very next paragraph, Kasich promises not to cut.

"In effect, Kasich has spent the first seven paragraphs of his piece proposing a very reasonable way to save Social Security several trillion dollars, which would basically make it solvent. Then, in the final two grafs, he's proposing something that would cost several trillion dollars, which would immediately undermine the earlier proposal and leave Social Security in just as bad (probably worse) financial shape than when he started."

If you think about Social Security's solvency over the long run, then it does indeed make sense to cut the traditional benefits for today's workers in return for giving them investment options. It would be politically smart to fix the solvency problem as much as possible that way, and to rely as little as possible on changing the benefits formula.

But solvency isn't the only thing worth looking at. Social Security also offers young workers today a bad deal, and cutting benefits (or raising taxes) would make that problem worse. For Kasich to propose cutting benefits and then giving young workers something to compensate for it is not absurd, and no shell game (even if I am not sold on the particular mix of policies he is recommending).


Posted at 04:20 PM

RE: MEDICAL MARIJUANA & THE COURTS [Jonathan H. Adler]
Ramesh: I agree with you that, in principle, the scope of federal power is not affected by the adoption of state laws -- and I did not mean to suggest otherwise. Yet, as a practical matter, I think the existence of state laws may be relevant under existing commerce clause jurisprudence for two reasons.

First, the Court's current view that Congress may regulate those activities that "substantially affect" interstate commerce raises a particularly thorny question of how to define the relevant "class" of activity. Is it just possession of marijuana in tiny amounts by the chronically ill? Is it all marijuana possession for any purpose? Is it all drug possession, or perhaps all marijuana-related activities? All activities regulated under the Controlled Substances Act? Define the class broadly enough and a "substantial effect" on interstate commerce is guaranteed. In Raich Randy Barnett addresses this issue by suggesting that California law may be relevant in defining the relevant class. In other words, his brief argues that the court can find that the possession of marijuana for medicinal purposes where authorized (and regulated) by state law is beyond the scope of the commerce clause without necessarily holding that other forms of marijuana possession, such as possession with the intent to distribute, are similarly beyond Congress's reach.

Second, whether we like it or not, current commerce clause jurisprudence suggests state action may be quite relevant. Justice Kennedy's Lopez concurrence suggested the Court should be attentive to state exercises of their traditional police powers. Joined by Justice O'Connor, Kennedy suggested that the existence of various state laws concerning gun violence in schools was relevant in considering the constitutionality of the Gun Free School Zones Act. The existence of state laws may also be relevant to the question of whether federal authority is "necessary" to prevent one state from harming another. In this case, one can argue California's approval of medical marijuana subject to various regulations means that there are less likely to be the sort of "interstate" effects that might justify federal action.

In sum, I think we agree that the existence of state laws should be irrelevant to the scope of federal power. Alas, the Supreme Court's federalism jurisprudence has not gotten there quite yet. My fear is that a wrong decision in Raich means we never will.

Posted at 04:07 PM

HEH [KJL]
Comedian Ron White (of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour) has a great bit on the diamond ads. He’s annoyed that they are so indirect. To paraphrase:

They started out as “Diamonds are Forever.”

Then it was—“Diamonds—They’ll leave her speechless.”

Why not just come right out and say it—“Diamonds—That’ll shut her up.”

I know, it’s sexist. But so are the ads. And Ron White is one of the funniest comics I’ve ever seen.

Posted at 04:07 PM

HUH? [Jonah Goldberg]

Ramesh - How so? I'm referring to Macy's policy of sending customers to Gimbels, putting the interests of the children ahead of the interests of the company etc. What part of Miracle on 34th Street am I missing?

Though now that we're talking about it, didn't we have a thing in here awhile ago about how it was outrageous that the federal government (via the post office) was the final word on Santa's existence? Or did we like it? I just can't remember.


Posted at 04:00 PM

MIRACLE ON 34TH ST. [Ramesh Ponnuru]
It has been a while since I've seen it. Remind me, was it about a massive financial conglomerate with a heart of gold?

Posted at 04:00 PM

AFTER ALL THESE YEARS [Ramesh Ponnuru]
Jonah is finally falling for compassionate conservatism.

Posted at 03:50 PM

RE: CITIBANK [Jonah Goldberg]
Ramesh - Sounds to me like you need to watch Miracle on 34th Street again. Citibank's strategy will come into a bit more focus.

Posted at 03:42 PM

RE: CITIBANK [Ramesh Ponnuru]

An email: "I really, really agree--and other people look at me strangely whenever I bring it up. I suspect that-- as with the somehow-less-annoying Mastercard 'Priceless' ads-- part of the point is to say, 'Don't worry your pretty little consumer head about your credit card debt. You just keep running it up and enjoying yourself.'"

Me: Some, maybe most, of the Citibank ads have this tenor. Others, however, take an anti-spending message. I believe one of them goes, "He who dies with the most toys is still dead." I have never been able to figure out what the company thinks it is accomplishing with this campaign.


Posted at 03:35 PM

RE: THE HISPANIC VOTE [Ramesh Ponnuru]
Derb: Actually, I think that Nadler is mostly unpersuaded by the debunking of the 44%-of-Hispanics-voted-for-Bush figure. He will be doing something on it for NRO soon.

Posted at 03:26 PM

WHERE'S RUDY? [Ramesh Ponnuru]
Giuliani, that is--where is he on the intelligence-reform bill? If he agrees with the critique that House conservatives such as Duncan Hunter and James Sensenbrenner are making, he could be a powerful advocate for their point of view. He might even be able to reverse the mindless Beltway push for the bill. And he could do himself a lot of good with conservatives who are trying to figure out what they think about Giuliani's future.

Posted at 03:20 PM

LIBERAL FOREIGN POLICY [Jonah Goldberg ]

Yglesias responds Here. . More thoughtful comments -- or at least more comments -- to follow.


Posted at 03:08 PM

MEDICAL MARIJUANA AND THE COURTS [Ramesh Ponnuru]
Jonathan: Sorry if we've already had this discussion; if so, please refresh my memory: Why should the analysis of whether criminalizing the medicinal use of marijuana is a legitimate federal power turn on whether a state government has taken a view of the matter? If I follow your argument correctly, the federal government doesn't have the power to prohibit medical marijuana--and it doesn't have that power in Alabama, which also prohibits it, any more than it has it in California, which does not. If the federal law were an exercise of a legitimate power, on the other hand, a state could hardly nullify it within its borders. So the federal prohibition either is or isn't within the federal government's constitutional powers. Aren't the state laws irrelevant to the question?

Posted at 01:59 PM

THANKSGIVING EMAIL [Jonah Goldberg]

Here's another heartwarming missive re my Thanksgiving column:

War is,even at best, a murderous, vicious, hideous action on the part of one government, or at least its leadership, against a large number of innocent and defenseless people whose only fault was being the wrong nationality. As a human being, don't you feel just a little embarassed, showing youself in front of millions of other people as an obscene spectacle who finds something,(or who would even wish to find anything noble,uplifting,praiseworthy in the loathsome atrocity that is the American presence in Fallujah.)There are many things to truly celebrate about our country, but not this country's government's actions in a savage, unwinnable, and increasing genocidal conflict halfway around the world from people who are no danger to us. Next year, maybe you will write a more seemly column.

Posted at 01:34 PM

LAST NIGHT'S GRILLWORK [Steve Hayward]
Peter: Since you want proof, I thought I would taunt you with a digital rendering of last night's BBQ roast; it is not a beef rib roast, but a pork rib roast, which takes smoke flavoring (oak wood tonight) even better than beef. Also, Winston cooking noodles in the kitchen.



Posted at 12:57 PM

*ABSOLUTELY* THE LAST CRUISE POSTING [John Derbyshire]
Cleaning up my desk, I came across our cabin-key cards for the M/S Zuiderdam. Lump in throat, vision blurring...

Posted at 12:53 PM

RE: INSOUCIANCE [John Derbyshire]
Good point, Jonah. There are outward=rippling concentric circles of attachment and affection here, as with one's personal relationships -- family, kin, friends, colleagues,... You have to draw lines, though; I have a joint bank account with my wife, but not with any of my kin, friends or colleagues. Citizenship ought to be a bright clear line, in my opinion.

Posted at 12:52 PM

RE: INSOUCIANCE [John Derbyshire]
I wish I could believe this: "Mr. Derbyshire---I read your citizenship conversation completely differently. Isn't itmore likely that she couldn't imagine abandoning her native citizenship, even while accepting the premise that one might become the citizen of another country? I don't take that as insouciant, I take that as fiercely loyal to her native land. When she says 'that's terrible...' I think she is just assuming you have the same loyalty to your native country that she has to hers - and that it would be a terrible thing to be forced to give up your citizenship to your native country. Her underlying assumption then, is that you had to give up that citizenship unwillingly - because most Americans couldn't conceive of renouncing their own citizenship any other way (and even then probably wouldn't)." But if that were her point of view, then how, does she think, did the U.S.A. get populated?

Posted at 12:51 PM

A LITTLE DARKNESS, A LITTLE SILENCE [KJL]
If I disappear for a little it's because I am on a Geraldo-like search for bin Laden, travelling through treacherousfar-off caves...where the electricity has now gone out. (The last part is really true.) Which is working better than the Nyquil to make me turn away from my computer (with little battery juice left). So...someone call my satellite phone if Jonah gets too Trekky or anything. Otherwise, peace, out.

And, if I owe you an e-mail (authors, you know who you are), I'll be back online soon--Dan Rather's always good about lending me his generator.

Posted at 12:46 PM

ANGER SHARKS [Jonah Goldberg]

From an American stationed in Iraq in response to that Zaitchik guy I linked to this morning:

Anger sharks are swimming!!! That guy reminds me of some of the reporters who would buy a new set of khakis, show up in Iraq, and ask some the dumbest questions I've ever heard. One of my responsibilities in our operations center was giving them a brief overview and "entertaining" them until the brigade commander talked to them. The San Francisco Chronicle team was my favorite ("Do you derive any pleasure from killing Iraqis?"). The British papers were a close second.

Back to Zaitchik. Snipers targeting children? really? this guy objectively
believes that? Snipers lining up little six year old girls in their sights
and squeezing one off? Nice, guy. If a civilian is killed, it's an accident
and we make restitution with the family. It's an unfortunate effect of war.
If our soldiers are guilty of war crimes or some other violation of the
uniform code of military justice, they're prosecuted. For example, the
marine who tapped the guy in the mosque will have to give an account for his
actions. That's what a just society does.


Posted at 12:42 PM

FOX [Rich Lowry]
FYI--scheduled to be on around 2:30 pm.

Posted at 12:24 PM

POSNER & NIETZSCHE [Jonah Goldberg ]
A very interesting follow-up to my inquiries re Nietzsche.

Posted at 12:14 PM

LOYALTY & CITIZENSHIP [Jonah Goldberg]

Derb - I certainly take your point, and I am very reluctant to address this issue for fear of getting a lot of email from the mouth-breathers who think all such discussions return to Israel. Still, I'm not sure that loyalty has to be either/or or zero sum.

I suspect that you are more loyal to the United Kingdom than you are to, hmm, Costa Rica. This means in circumstances in which your support, moral or otherwise is torn between the UK and Costa Rica you will side with the UK, even if it's only a matter of rhetoric and cocktail conversation. Similarly, I am sure you are loyal to your friends and loyal to your family, but you are more loyal to your family than to your friends. This is probably rarely a problem except in those instances where the interests of your friends and the interests of your family come into conflict.

I agree with you about maintaining dual nationality, but I think dual loyalty is not so bad so long as the dual loyalties in question are not in conflict. For example, in almost any contest between Britain and France, I will root for Britain because as an American I feel a greater sense of loyalty to Britain than I do to France. Indeed, I would certainly be willing to argue that as a loyal American it is in America's interests to come to the aid of Britain if it were in a pinch, even if in the short term that created problems for America. Why? because loyalty to America must be rewarded with loyalty from America. Anyway, you get the point.


Posted at 12:05 PM

RE: DIAMONDS THRANT [KJL]
John Stossel has been annoyed, too, by diamond ads.

Posted at 12:02 PM

RE: BLOGOPOLY [John Derbyshire]
Jonah: That will go nicely with the board game we Anglo-Catholics play over tea and cucumber sandwiches on rainy afternoons: Episcopopoly.

Posted at 11:50 AM

RE: MARCIA, MARCIA, MARCIA [Rod Dreher]
All is not lost in Canada! I'd buy a keg of Molson for this Torontonian:

I just read your Corner post regarding Canada's inferiority complex when it comes to all things American. I am a Canadian myself, and I just want to say that I certainly don't blame you for thinking this way - it's all too true of most of my countrymen, and I imagine it will only get worse as Canada's Europeanization continues apace, and the differences between our two nations becomes more stark.
However, not all of us are so blind. I belong to a small group of Canadians who believe that we are amazingly fortunate to be neighbors with a great nation like the US, and who understand the burden that the US has shouldered in fighting the war on terror. I know that you are fighting primarily to protect your own country - as you should - but the West will benefit from the inevitable victory to come, and there are some folks up here in the Great White North who understand this, and are deeply humbled by it. Your soldiers are dying on foreign soil, and we are all benefiting, and for that we are profoundly grateful. It pains me greatly that we have stood to the sidelines and done nothing but carp while this is going on. America deserves better neighbors and better allies than we have been to you over the past three years, and for that I am truly sorry.
I just though I'd let you know that we Canadians are not all bland collegiate drones in thrall to the gods of the Left. Actually, I went to a liberal arts university north of Toronto, and so I had no problem picturing the two losers whose company you suffered through on your train trip - I was surrounded by them for five years.
Hopefully, things will change. One thing that reading NRO (and Mark Steyn, and James Lileks, and Glenn Reynolds et al) has done for me, is open my eyes and energized me to promote change in the world around me. In the last two years, I've joined the Conservative Party, canvassed during the election, planted campaign signs, answered phones, and eschewed my normal Canadian restraint and started arguing with anyone who will listen (which means my boomer-in-laws, and my parents, who think I'm suffering through some sort of mental episode). I sat at my PC on US election night, and sweated bullets (while perusing NRO and waiting for the results), and was thrilled beyond words when President Bush was returned to office. I can't help you fight the war, or vote for President Bush, but I can't make a difference in my own country, and I intend to do just that.
And so, in closing, this Canadian would like to say: God Bless America, and thanks. And don't count us Canadians out quite yet. There is a well of common sense, and a spirit of resilience up here that simply needs to be tapped.

Posted at 11:47 AM

RE: JEWELER’S PLOY [Jack Fowler]
Why would a guy buy his wife a diamond when instead he could buy her … a ticket on the National Review 2005 British Isles Cruise?! Over 120 folks have already booked. Join them – sign up at www.nrcruise.com.

Posted at 11:44 AM

INTRODUCING... [ Jonah Goldberg ]
Blogopoly!

Posted at 11:37 AM

WE ARE THE WORLD [John Derbyshire]
I should be used to this by now, but I'm not.

I'm referring to the weird insouciance so many Americans -- decent, thoughtful, even *conservative* Americans -- have towards their own citizenship.

I had this conversation yesterday with a well-educated and sensible American lady:

She: "So are you a citizen now?"

Me: "Yes, since 2002, actually."

She: "And do you get to keep your British citizenship?"

Me: "No. I swore an oath to abjure all allegiance and fidelity to foreign princes and potentates."

She: "That's terrible! They should let you keep your British citizenship."

Me: "Do you think so? I don't agree. Surely you can only be loyal to one nation."

She: "Yeah, but I mean, that's your roots."

Me: "What if the US and Britain got into a war? Which side would I then be on?"

She: "I never thought of that."

Posted at 11:34 AM

RE: HISPANIC VOTE [John Derbyshire]
Richard Nadler's piece in the current NRODT gives George W. Bush's share of the Hispanic vote in our current election as 44 percent. This must have been written before more recent analyses debunked this figure. The 44 percent was based on the same lousy exit polls that were giving us the cold sweats on election evening. It has now been decisively exploded -- even Zogby concedes this. For a summary, see Michelle Malkin's blog (do a find on "hispanic"). The true figure seems to be 38 or 39 percent; higher than in 2000 by the same 3-4 percent as in the electorate at large, and so not a significant change. For all the President's energetic "reaching out" to Hispanic voters, he remains dead in the water with them electorally.

As with the Great 2004 IQ Hoax, though (and no fault of Richard's), I expect to see this 44 percent number again and again in the months & years to come. Yet another case, I am afraid, of a lie traveling round the world while Truth is lacing up her boots.

Posted at 11:31 AM

ANDREW, [KJL]
it should be said, always buys his editor's Christmas gift at Tiffany's (occassionally Cartier).

Posted at 11:29 AM

A GIRL'S BEST FRIEND [Andrew Stuttaford]

Well, Tim, I loooove that ad, although that has everything to do with the actress in question. I also looove this. The words say it all...


Posted at 11:25 AM

ADS [Ramesh Ponnuru]
Have I mentioned before how much I detest the Citibank ads about how we should stop and smell the roses, that money isn't everything, etc? I'm sure that's how Sandy Weill made it. Every time I see one, I think--well, unprintable thoughts. I don't need Citibank to tell me what I should value. Just give me a nice return, thanks.

Posted at 11:03 AM

LIBERAL CATHOLICS [Ramesh Ponnuru]

As I was writing about the Catholic vote for NRO, it occurred to me that there is one type of Catholic from whom we did not hear much during the campaign controversies about Catholicism in politics: the type of Catholic who a) is pro-life, b) is liberal on most other issues, and c) believes that Catholic politicians who support abortion should not present themselves for communion. There are plenty of Catholics who meet criteria a and b. But very few pro-life liberals were willing to say that politicians who support legal abortion should be denied communion. I can't think of one.

Among the small band of Catholic elites who are pro-life liberals, it may be that the felt imperative to maintain friendly terms with pro-abortion Catholic liberals sways people's views on the communion question. It may also be that they believe a strong form of the "seamless garment" argument: They believe, that is, that their church's teachings on war and poverty are just as practically definitive, and just as urgent, as its teachings on abortion. In either case, it is hard to avoid the conclusion that pro-life liberals in the Catholic church have let their liberalism compromise their pro-life stand.


Posted at 10:54 AM

RE: WOMEN AS PRIMITIVE [Jonah Goldberg]
I am serious about the evolutionaary psychology stuff. Those guys offer all sorts of interesting theories about how women's brains evolved in ways that would make them want diamonds. Women take care of the children while men are freer to prowl, escape, etc. Demanding ample amounts of the man's wealth is a smart survival strategy in that it either encourages the male to stick around or it serves as an insurance policy if he does split. But I don't have the time to argue about the merits of sociobiology this morning.

Posted at 10:51 AM

"PEOPLE" SPEAK [KJL]
There's a "People's Choice" awards upcoming. We've made none of the categories--think of the possibilities, though.

The Passion, by the way, is a nominee for best movie drama. Not for best movie though (where Michael Moore has a spot). Voting happens here.

Posted at 10:45 AM

RE: WOMEN AS PRIMITIVE [KJL]
Never accuse Jonah of pandering for the women's vote...

Posted at 10:40 AM

EQUAL TIME [Jonah Goldberg]

Totally fair point. I hate those commercials too, from a reader:

With all the erectile dysfunction and male enhancement commercials on the air, you choose to be upset by a woman who will only kiss for a diamond? Better that than hearing another speaking slyly about how her aging husband “responds” to whatever the drug is this week, I say.

Posted at 10:36 AM

POSTED WITHOUT ENDORSEMENT [Jonah Goldberg]

I think the evolutionary psychologists have more tact, but this reader gets to the heart of something here:

Jonah - I know this will likely automatically put me in the misogynist category, but am I the only one who has noticed that, while women typically categorize men as cavemen they are the ones who flip out over shiny rocks set in shiny metal? It's either some genetic throwback to primitive enchantment or women are just interested in the thought of copious amounts of money being spent on them (any doubts? Buy a woman a cubic zirconia and tell her it's real and observe her reaction when she finds it to be untrue). I'm not saying this about all women, mind you. I happen to be married to one of the few who cares little to nothing about jewelry.

Posted at 10:29 AM

RE: JEWLER PLOYS [Tim Graham]
If Jonah's going to be repetitive, let me say again I am with you 100 percent, brother. And an additional Amen on those ads with the pigeons in the courtyard flying away as the woman says "I looove this man" AFTER she gets the ice. It makes you wish they did those really honest ads, where the announcer says, "Are you an emotionally distant loser? Your wife doesn't know you love her because you're a cold fish and couldn't show warmth in a blizzard? Give her some expensive jewelry to do your talking for you." Thoughtful gift-buying is important, but the thought of lovers being this greedy is off-putting.

Posted at 10:20 AM

ACCOUNTABILITY, MSM & US [KJL]
Interesting e-mail on what we're doing here and what they're doing in the better offices:
This is not an E-mail about media bias (well not really). It’s about the best way to stay informed. This is a fairly obvious point I think, but I came across a great example of what I’m talking about today and I had to share it.

Whenever political debates pop up with friends I will be faulted for quoting something I read on NRO, whereas friends will often present their source saying something like “…it was in the New York Times?” with a question mark on the end as if to say “have you heard of it?” Now I read the Wall Street Journal every day, and various articles in the W Post or the Chicago Sun Times (I’ve learned to appreciate stories about guys attacking snow plow trucks). I find plenty of worthwhile stuff from all these sources, but if you really want to know what’s going on you have to read a debate, e.g. NRO, WS, TNR, Slate, etc. All these publications compete with each other for the best arguments, and they clearly account for each other’s arguments when creating their own.

Unlike, say, an AP story, writers for NRO know that if they make a significant gaffe, it will swing on a flagpole at an opposing publication for a long time. Andrew Sullivan knows if he gets lazy with an argument on gay marriage it could be quoted again and again for years an NRO. In other words, there is a much higher degree of accountability in the opinion press than there is in the MSM.

Take for example the following AP story that ran in today’s Sun-Times. An uninformed reader could conclude the following from this story: 1) All Iranians want a nuclear program and they will overthrow any government that tries to take a soft-line with Europe or the United States [how? Through elections I guess]; 2) The moderates (read: Good guys) want to go the European way and negotiate, but the mullahs, those hard-liners, have the popular will on their side and want nothing to do with it. Therefore it’s negotiate the European way or give into those popular mullahs.

Taking this example, I would argue that your arguments would be more sound and better informed if you read absolutely nothing, than if you tried to form an opinion off this story. Again, just one example. For five or six more each morning, watch the Today show. Would the NYT, AP, the Today Show and so on report this way if they had to account for their arguments? If Katie Couric knew her reporting would be comedy fodder for Good Morning America, do you think she’d actually try half the stuff she does? If you want accurate reporting you need accountability and you can’t get that in the MSM.

Posted at 10:18 AM

HANGING WITH EMPERORS [KJL]
We might want to include bribes to get in the D.C. Social List next year in our annual budget.

Posted at 09:52 AM

KAY & K [Jonah Goldberg]
Uh, people, I get the pun. Every "K"iss begins with "K(ay)". I'm not as big a moron as you think. But the pun is there for a reason, the commercials end with the dude getting a kiss from his bauble-hoarding-bride and the tagline comes up over that scene. Those of you telling me not to take the commercial "so literally" would have a better argument if this was a commercial from, say, Kay lawn fertilizer company or Kay Airborne-laser Volcano Lancers. But the meaning is pretty clear in the commercials and the commercials annoy me. And I am not alone.

Posted at 09:44 AM

RE: UKRANIAN PUBLIC OPINION [KJL]
An analysis from a smart correspondent closely watching the Ukranian elections:
I think this has been reported several places at least in part but yesterday the Razumkov Center, which has done polling during the election campaign, publicized its latest poll numbers.

In a sample of 2,013 adult citizens taken November 25-29, the Razumkov poll shows that of those people who would participate in a third round (or repeat second round) of voting for the presidency, Yushchenko would take 56% of the vote and Yanukovych 40%. This is the largest margin to date between the two candidates.

This could explain why the Kuchma regime and Yanukovych too have floated the theme of a new election (remember the distinction between "new election" and "revote." They want to field another candidate, who they believe can close the 16-point margin that currently exists between Yushchenko and Yanukovych.

Several candidates come to mind for Kuchma: Former National Bank Chairman Serhiy Tyhypko and Rada Speaker Volodymyr Lytvyn. Both could, according to Presidential Administration logic, compete with Yushchenko. Tyhypko said yesterday he would not rule out a presidential run. Lytvyn said he wants to remain speaker until 2006.

Even more important in the polling -- while before more citizens believed Yanukovych would become President not because he won the vote, but because he stole the election and got away with it. Now, the poll shows, 30% of the citizens believe Yanukovych will win the third round compared to 45% for Yushchenko. Previously the numbers were 58% Yanukovych would win compared to 19% Yushchenko would win.

These same numbers have most likely been given to the President by the Security Service, which also conducts sociological surveys.

Yushchenko continues to stand on repeat voting in the next 2-3 weeks. Polish President Kwasniewski announced yesterday that his 5-point plan also has a proposal for a repeat vote either the 19th or 26th of December. We'll see how talks in Kyiv develop today.

Posted at 09:41 AM

SHADES OF ORANGE [KJL]
Somewhat of a victory for Yushchenko, the Ukrainian parliament votes no confidence in the current gov't.

Posted at 09:36 AM

LIBERAL FOREIGN POLICY [Jonah Goldberg ]

What is it?

Seriously, I was reading this post by Matt Yglesias offering the usual, if not entirely unfair, jabs at conservatives over foreign policy stuff. And it struck me, I really have no idea what liberals believe when it comes to foreign policy. Sure, I know about the more famous sentiments about multilateralism, the UN, etc., but I really have no idea what liberal foreign policy is. Criticizing, mocking and pointing out inconsistencies within conservative or "neoconservative" foreign policy is not an actual foreign policy itself. Indeed, the relentless and relentlessly tiresome charges of "hypocrisy" aimed at conservatives are in some way tributes to conservative foreign policy. You cannot be a hypocrite or inconsistent unless you have a principle in the first place to apply hypocritically or inconsistently.

Amidst all of their handwringing about what Democrats should be and do in the coming years, I really haven't heard much about foreign policy. You guys might want to get on that.


Posted at 09:23 AM

"CULTURE WARS" [Stanley Kurtz]
Do you remember when the culture wars were supposed to be over, and the liberal media was said to be a myth? I do. By denying our divisions, liberals implicitly declare themselves the winners of our culture battles. And deep sixing conservatism is a nice way to pretend that the media isn't biased. How can the media be liberally biased if the country as a whole has accepted liberal wisdom, and conservatives are just a fading relic of history? The election put paid to all that. Surprise! Conservatives exist. As a marker of just how far we’ve come in this argument, Alan Wolfe, arguably the chief intellectual proponent of the “fading culture wars” school of thought, more or less retracted his “one nation, after all” thesis in last Sunday’s New York Times Book Review. In my own review of Wolfe’s Moral Freedom, I explained why I think the culture wars won’t end. Liberals have long seen the very existence of the gay marriage issue as proof that the culture wars are over. In “We’ve Only Just Begun,” an NRO piece from 2001, I explained why the gay marriage issue actually means that the culture wars are only beginning. (By the way, I think that piece was a pretty good foreshadowing of the election, three years before the fact.) When it comes to media bias, a few liberals are still in denial. But the tide has dramatically turned on this score as well. I remember how excited liberal pundits were when Eric Alterman’s What Liberal Media? came out. Now Alterman’s claim is a joke, and Bernard Goldberg is vindicated. I was particularly struck by this piece by liberal commentator Michelle Cottle in the latest issue of Time. Instead of declaring the culture wars over, Cottle pushes off the supposedly inevitable liberal victory into the future. But what’s interesting here is how casually Cottle invokes ideas about liberal media dominance to make her points. You know conservatives are making progress when a liberal argument in a mainstream organ like Time actually depends on the idea that the culture wars are not over, and that the media has a liberal bias.

Posted at 09:20 AM

JONAH [KJL]
You do know your Fair Bride can see through that outrage of yours, right?

Posted at 09:14 AM

EVERY KISS BEGINS WITH KAY [Jonah Goldberg]

I'm pretty sure I said this last year around this time, but I see no reason not to repeat myself on such a weighty issue. I hate these omnipresent TV commercials from Kay Jewellers. I don't know if it's a nationwide chain or not. But the tagline is "Every kiss begins with Kay."

Well, not to put too fine a point on it, but if every kiss begins with a bauble from Kay, then you're either dating, or married to, a whore.


Posted at 09:09 AM

RE: LACI PETERSON [John Derbyshire]
Kathryn: It is cruel of you to taunt me with Linda, who seems to have stopped responding to my e-mails. On the main point, though: Yes, I do believe this is the first time I have read all through an article on the case, though of course I have picked up the outlines from chat & background media noise.

The Newspaper of Record gets as many minutes as it takes me to scarf down a bowl of Quaker Oats fortified with raisins and a banana, and drink a glass of OJ. I mainly read the Op-Ed pages and comics, and just leaf through the rest. TV talking-head shows I listen to with a wi-fi set-up -- a pair of earphones receiving from a gadget plugged into the back of the TV, with the TV speakers muted, so the kids can do music practice while I do O'Reilly. The earphones have a button I can press to mute them, too, & get back to my book for 5 minutes; and that button gets lots of usage, even during the O'Reilly show...

Posted at 09:06 AM

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Posted at 08:55 AM

O CANADA [John J. Miller]
Bush talks missile defense with the Canadians.

Posted at 08:55 AM

SIGH [Jonah Goldberg]
Guys, I'm only now wading through yesterday's G-File email. It wasn't the most popular column. So be it. But one line of argument I find tiresome and entirely unthoughtful: When I say something conservatives or still-ebullient Republicans don't like it means I'm becoming liberal. More than a dozen readers have made this argument in wildly divergent forms. But the common theme to all of them seems to be if I'm wrong it must be because I'm liberal. I could offer a long response. Instead let me just say wrong and liberal are not synonymous terms. "Two plus two is five" isn't liberal.

Posted at 08:52 AM

DERB, DERB, DERB [KJL]
I simply do not believe that in all your NY Post & Bill O'Reilly watching (and don't you watch your true love, Linda Vester), you have had a decent knowledge of the general details of the Peterson case.

Posted at 08:39 AM

LACI PETERSON [John Derbyshire]
In an idle moment with America's Newspaper of record http://www.nypost.com/ this morning, I finally got to reading about the Laci Peterson case. That poor woman!

Among many other things, her story illustrates one of the dark truths about humanity: The apparently irresistible tendency of really nice, pretty, otherwise-sensible women to marry utterly awful men. The converse phenomenon -- I mean, nice, good guys marries to females of the rhymes-with-rich subspecies -- while by no means unknown, seems to me to be much less common. However, this is all impressionistic. Hard to see how it could be otherwise. How could you gather statistics on something like this?

Robert Graves, who knew a thing or two about women, celebrated (?) that first kind of match in a poem:

A Slice of Wedding Cake
by Robert Graves


Why have such scores of lovely, gifted girls
Married impossible men?
Simple self-sacrifice may be ruled out,
And missionary endeavour, nine times out of ten.

Repeat 'impossible men': not merely rustic,
Foul-tempered or depraved
(Dramatic foils chosen to show the world
How well women behave, and always have behaved).

Impossible men: idle, illiterate,
Self-pitying, dirty, sly,
For whose appearance even in City parks
Excuses must be made to casual passers-by.


Has God's supply of tolerable husbands
Fallen, in fact, so low?
Or do I always over-value woman
At the expense of man?
Do I?
It might be so.

Posted at 08:37 AM

CHAPS [John Derbyshire]
John: Could it be that Rich, working with myself & a couple other Brit-speakers (Alex, Andrew) as he does, misunderstood your offer of chaps?

"Geography is different from biography. Geography is about maps, but biography is about chaps"---Noel Coward.

Posted at 08:13 AM

AHEM [Peter Robinson]
From a reader, concerning my bet with Kirby Wilbur (see below) that in college basketball this year Stanford will whip the Washington Huskies:

"Are you insane? Washington is superb this year. They just won the Great Alaska Shootout."

No, I am not insane. Just a man of profound and abiding faith.

Posted at 08:13 AM

PSY OPS [Jonah Goldberg ]

The military is messing with the enemy's mind. Good for them. My friend Mark Mazzetti has the details in the LA Times. Mark seems more concerned about it than most people will be, but that's his job.


Posted at 07:44 AM

FINDING WHAT YOU LOOK FOR [Jonah Goldberg ]

I've never heard of Alexander Zaitchik but I am a fan of the New York Press, even if I don't get to read it that often. Which is why I think it's too bad they're running pieces like this Zaitchik guy's. He runs a long extended quote from my syndicated column on Thanksgiving in which I wrote that I often receive "wonderful, uplifting, heart-wrenching e-mails from Marines and soldiers or their families with similar stories of Iraqis' expressing their gratitude and relief that the Americans are doing the hard work of democracy and decency" and that I often see similar stories of American courage and decency on obscure websites.

And then he says "I wish I knew what 'obscure Internet sites' people like Goldberg get their wonderful, uplifting news from. Online these days, I keep running into reports of U.S. artillery slamming into hospitals and U.S. snipers targeting children. Officials claim these reports are insurgency propaganda, and some of it probably is."

Maybe Zaitchik has the answer to his own question. Maybe he's the kind of guy who seeks out the sort of stuff that has a very high probability of being enemy propaganda because that's the sort of news he really wants to hear? Or, maybe not. But his column certainly gives off that impression.


Posted at 07:39 AM

"FREEDOM HATERS" [KJL]
Anne Applebaum on Ukraine and accusations that the Ukranians protesting in the streets of Kiev are American inventions:
The larger point, though, is that the "it's-all-an-American-plot" arguments circulating in cyberspace again demonstrate something that the writer Christopher Hitchens, himself a former Trotskyite, has been talking about for a long time: At least a part of the Western left -- or rather the Western far left -- is now so anti-American, or so anti-Bush, that it actually prefers authoritarian or totalitarian leaders to any government that would be friendly to the United States. Many of the same people who found it hard to say anything bad about Saddam Hussein find it equally difficult to say anything nice about pro-democracy demonstrators in Ukraine. Many of the same people who would refuse to condemn a dictator who is anti-American cannot bring themselves to admire democrats who admire, or at least don't hate, the United States. I certainly don't believe, as President Bush sometimes simplistically says, that everyone who disagrees with American policies in Iraq or elsewhere "hates freedom." That's why it's so shocking to discover that some of them do.

Posted at 07:12 AM

BROKAW, STUCK IN THE 30S? [Tim Graham]
And if you think you can wave Tom Brokaw goodbye with a smile, you ought to consider his farewell "Eyewitness to History" special from Friday night. Get how he described Reagan vs. his take on Clinton.

"Ronald Reagan put a sunny disposition on conservatism. He is the Godfather of the modern political conservative movement in this country. It drove liberals crazy that he could be as successful as he was. Even Ronald Reagan's close friends and advisors will say on the issue of race, for example, he was stuck in the late 1930s, early 1940s. [What does this mean, he loved Amos and Andy??] He could be stubborn, sometimes to a fault. He was much too slow to respond to the AIDS crisis. But on balance, if you look at how the nation responded to Ronald Reagan's death, an entire week of celebration and mourning, that tells you a lot about what you need to know about Ronald Reagan's place in our contemporary history."

That's classic. I thought he was a disaster, but somehow the people think otherwise, so I'll just leave it at that. Notice how there's nothing there about the Reagan recovery? Oh, then Brokaw described the Clinton era. He devoted several minutes to the Lewinsky scandal, but having skipped Reagan's economic boom, he offset the Clinton scandals with this vintage news clip of himself: "There was some very good news out of Washington and the American economy."
Bill Clinton at Rose Garden event: "The budget surplus will be $39 billion this year."
Brokaw: "That's the result of record low unemployment, and the tax revenue that goes with it."
On screen, a 1998 graphic with a picture of Bill Clinton beside these statements:
- Fiscal Year 1998 surplus: $39 billion
- First since 1969
- Record Low Unemployment

Posted at 06:55 AM

NEW ANCHOR, DOWNRIGHT LIBERAL [Tim Graham]
MRC's Rich Noyes reports that based on his record as a CNBC/MSNBC anchor, new NBC anchor Brian Williams "seems unlikely to satisfy those eager for more balanced news." And for those who like to believe that since Williams is a NASCAR fan, he will somehow be more conservative should check out the quote where Brian suggests it should be considered "downright unpatriotic" to drive an SUV.

Posted at 06:52 AM

"KOFI ANNAN MUST GO" [John J. Miller]
Sen. Norm Coleman on Kofi: "All of this adds up to one conclusion: It's time for Kofi Annan to step down. The massive scope of this debacle demands nothing less. If this widespread corruption had occurred in any legitimate organization around the world, its CEO would have been ousted long ago, in disgrace. Why is the U.N. different?"

Posted at 05:57 AM

KOFI AND SON [KJL]
Claudia Rosett's latest.

Posted at 05:32 AM

N.E. AIN'T [John J. Miller]
The good news is that it appears the National Endowment for the Arts won't get the $18 million in extra funding the Bush requested earlier this year. The bad news is that it continues to exist at all, and its budget for next year looks like it will be more than $121 million.

Posted at 05:20 AM

AFTER LESS THAN A YEAR ON THE JOB [KJL]
the head of the Human Rights Campaign quits.

Posted at 04:52 AM

ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER SHOCKING REPORT [KJL]
Stress will give you gray hair.

Posted at 04:50 AM

HE LOST ON JEOPARDY [KJL]
After winning 75 games, Ken Jennings gives up his buzzer... With over $2.5 million in winnings, his church is richer for the experience--he's tithing.

Posted at 04:35 AM

Tuesday, November 30, 2004

PERSIAN GULF? ARABIAN GULF? [John Derbyshire]
Good grief! I've been calling it "The Sumerian Gulf" all these years.

Posted at 05:49 PM

RICH'S SHOOTING KIT [John Hillen]
Derb,

I’ve got Rich and his colleague quipped with a blaze orange hat and shooting vest – we won’t let our editor in chief go down because he was mistaken for flora.

But, I really must let readers know that when I offered Rich my upland bird shooting chaps (which, when worn over pants allow you to stride briskly and unhindered through the toughest brambles), Rich mustered all the umbrage he could – standing there in my gear room – and said “um..….no. That’s my standard answer when anybody offers me chaps.”

A good answer….until he’s stuck in the brambles. Alas, it looks like we’ll not have the NR dude ranch experience any time soon.

Posted at 05:47 PM

FURTHER PROOF [KJL]
the world lives by Google.

Posted at 05:44 PM

RAMESH RIGHT, EJ WRONG [Peter Robinson]
Just had a conversation with my Hoover colleague John Cogan, a distinguished economist who served with Pat Moynihan on the President’s Social Security commission. Ramesh, no reader of the Corner will be surprised to learn, is entirely correct: Any new borrowing would simply shift forward, to the present, a portion of the liabilities that the Social Security system has already incurred. Net increase in costs? Zero.

Posted at 05:30 PM

WOULD THAT BE LARGE, KIRBY, OR EXTRA LARGE? [Peter Robinson]
My friend Kirby Wilbur, radio host extraordinaire at KVI Seattle, took umbrage at an item I posted yesterday and has now challenged me to a bet. The item: I said, because it is the simple truth, that in matters of college basketball Kirby suffers a delusion. This year, he honestly believes, the Washington Huskies will defeat Stanford.

The bet? When Stanford defeats the Huskies, Kirby will broadcast his show wearing a Stanford sweatshirt supplied by yours truly, at the same time posing for photos that yours truly will make sure get seen far and wide over the web. (And should the Huskies defeat Stanford, to name a purely hypothetical possibility that belongs, if anywhere, inside parentheses, yours truly will parade around the Stanford campus for a day in a Washington sweatshirt, posing for photos that Kirby will post on the web.)

So, Kirby, my man, how do you like your sweatshirts, baggy or snug?

Posted at 05:28 PM

RE: SNAP, CRACKLE, AND POP [Peter Robinson]
It’s been a long, long time since I attended business school. During the summer of 1989, when I spent a purgatorial ten weeks as a junior investment banker for Dillon Read (an institution that no longer exists, having been swallowed by other investment banks, and, really, who misses it?), you had to go downstairs to the firm’s library to find annual reports. Nowadays? You just look ‘em up online. Silly me. I should have guessed.

Anway, to get back to Carlos Guttierez and his leadership of Kellogg’s, there is, my many Corner correspondents have informed me, bad news and good news.

The bad news: The increase in sales during Guttierez’s five years running the company—an increase of 30 percent, and not, as I stated below, of 43 percent—resulted less from brilliant marketing than from a single, large acquisition: In 2001, Kellogg’s, which had sales of $6.9 billion, bought Keebler’s, which had sales of $2.8 billion. In effect, Guttierez simply purchased that 30 percent increase in sales.

The good news: The market seems to have approved of Guttierez’s tenure at Kellogg’s all the same. Five years ago, a share of Kellogg’s stock went for about $34. Today that share of Kellogg’s stock will cost you $44. That’s an increase of about 29 percent—a lot lower than the rate of growth in the hottest hedge funds, but a lot higher than the rate of growth in the gross domestic product.

So what’s the word on Carlos Guttierez? He took a stable, old-fashioned business and did pretty darned well with it.

Carlos, Tony the Tiger says GRRRRR-acias!

Posted at 05:25 PM

THANKSGIVING [Jonah Goldberg]

I refrained from posting all of the nasty email I've gotten response to my Thanksgiving column in large part because 98% of the responses were very generous, patriotic and kind. But 2% were amazingly anti-American. Most were from Americans who, on the merits, despise their country. But this one just came in over the transom from a Canadian address (which I'd be glad to share with the secret service) and it should give you a good sense of the general tenor of the whole batch (though the spelling here is particularly sub-par):

Janoh, I have just read your article. You should be ashamed of yourself, are you blind.

It is a bunch of morons like you that reelected the stupidest President
in US history. That SOB is a war criminal
The best thing that could happen would be that somebody would shoot the
basterd before he ruins the US
You should have the troops in Irak read your story. But do not go
yourself, they will linch you, you MORON


Posted at 05:20 PM

THE GREAT 2004 IQ HOAX EXPLODED [John Derbyshire]
Several readers asked where I could find Steve Sailer's debunking of the Great 2004 IQ Hoax. Here it is.

Makes no difference, though. I guarantee that 20 years from now you'll *still* be hearing how "it's been proved" that Democrats are smarter than Republicans.

Posted at 05:13 PM

RE: PHEASANT [John Derbyshire]
Just one more, Rich.

There's a reason why those garish, visible-a-mile-away, can't-possibly-be-mistaken-for-foliage, gentleman's checked jackets worn by the British upper classes are called "sports jackets." The sport in "sports jackets" is shooting.

You might want to get one.

Posted at 05:05 PM

CHIRP...CHIRP...CHIRP....CHIRP... [Jonah Goldberg]
Those are cricket chirps and that's all you can hear when you ask the question: "Who really cares that Tom Ridge is leaving?"

Posted at 05:01 PM

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? [Mark Krikorian]
I should have expected the responses I’m getting from many, many readers to my statement that “gallicide” means killing chickens, not Frenchmen.

Oh, and Rich, it also means the killing of pheasants.

Posted at 04:59 PM

AN ANSWER FOR E. J. [Ramesh Ponnuru]

Dionne ends his column today thus: "[I]f Social Security privatization is supposed to be about making 'younger workers' better off, as Bush has said, will he please explain why piling yet more debt on their backs should make them grateful?"

There are, as I'm sure Dionne would concede, circumstances under which increases in the national debt are good for young people. Going into debt to win World War II, for example, was probably a good investment that made the young people of 1941 a lot better off over the course of their lives. Would adding personal accounts to Social Security yield benefits that are worth an increase in the national debt?

Maybe--but we don't need to answer the question. Dionne should re-read the supposedly damning quote he uses to lead into his conclusion. "'The president does support personal accounts, which need not add over all to the cost of the program but could in the short run require additional borrowing to finance the transition,' [OMB director Josh] Bolten said. 'I believe there's a strong case that this approach not only makes sense as a matter of savings policy, but is also fiscally prudent.'" E. J. continues: "A huge new borrowing -- 'from hundreds of billions to trillions of dollars over a decade,' as [New York Times reporter Richard] Stevenson notes -- is suddenly 'fiscally prudent' in the administration's eyes."

Well, of course it could be fiscally prudent. Dionne doesn't pay attention to some important words in Bolten's comment: "need not add over all to the cost of the program" and "in the short run." Bolten is clearly envisioning a plan that moves some of the future costs of the program into the present without increasing those costs--and he almost certainly has in mind a plan that reduces those future costs substantially. While any such plan could involve imprudence, it isn't obvious that it does. And over the long run, such a plan would not pile more debt on young workers.


Posted at 04:56 PM

RE: PHEASANT [John Hillen]
Sound advice Derb.

Rich is on his own on this one – I’m merely his outfitter.

I’m off to the Persian Gulf with our new national security advisor and a few Senators. We’d all rather be shooting with Rich though.

Posted at 04:50 PM

THE GREAT 2004 IQ HOAX EXPLODED [John Derbyshire]
Several readers asked where I could find Steve Sailer's debunking of the Great 2004 IQ Hoax. Here it is.

Makes no difference, though. I guarantee that 20 years from now you'll *still* be hearing how "it's been proved" that Democrats are smarter than Republicans.

Posted at 04:47 PM

RE: PHEASANT [John Derbyshire]
Rich, John:

To steady your hand when shooting, make sure you take in a viewing of that great James Mason classic THE SHOOTING PARTY before you leave.

"You were not shooting like a gentleman, Gilbert!"

(Why is this beautiful movie not on DVD?)

Posted at 04:45 PM

THE MOOSE [KJL]
says the Solomon decision is bull.

Posted at 04:42 PM

RE: DUTCH ABYSS [Rod Dreher]
For me, the news that the Dutch are euthanizing babies brings back one of the most unsettling mornings of my life. It is 1990, and I am riding in the car through the tranquil, pastoral pastures of rural eastern Holland. My driver is a middle-aged Dutchman who speaks little English. He is sad, and trying to tell me why. We pass a brick farmhouse. He points to it and says, "Last night, suicide." We drive a little further, and he points to another. "Three months, suicide. And there, another suicide." Between my pidgin Dutch and his rudimentary English, I understood that he could not figure out why so many of his neighbors were murdering themselves. In his country, they had peace and general prosperity, hardly a material care in the world. And yet, they were dying from despair. One wonders if a culture that kills its newborns can survive. One wonders if it deserves to.

Posted at 04:39 PM

EWE ASKED FOR IT, DERB [John Derbyshire]
In response to my sheep placenta posting, a reader says: "In the morning when asked how you slept you can say 'Not Baaaaaad'!"

Posted at 04:36 PM

RICH'S FIRST SHOOTING TRIP [John Hillen]
Derb, I’ve sent Rich to a “Gentleman’s Preserve” where they will clean his birds while he eats lunch and pack them on ice for the drive home. All he’ll have to do is pop them in the oven when he gets home.

And, avoid shooting the guide’s dog. That is a capital offense in West Virginia and due process takes place right there in the field.

And Rich, if that happens, make sure they send my gear back to me (a variation of the Spartan “With Your Shield or On It)….cleaned please.

Posted at 04:34 PM

MORE ON PHEASANTS [John Derbyshire]
There is a pheasant joke on page 56 of Prime Obsession.

I just thought I'd mention that.

Posted at 04:31 PM

CONSERVATIVE GUYS CALENDAR [John Derbyshire]
Hard to know which of my stud muffin shots to send in. This one, perhaps?

Posted at 04:27 PM

STILL DEPRESSED AT NEWSWEEK [Tim Graham]
Newsweek's badly named "Conventional Wisdom" box (the one with the cutesy up and down arrows and snarky Jonathan Alter blurbs) shows how unconventional Newsweek is this week. Dan Rather gets a sideways arrow with this mourning note: "As Bush Senior said, Don't judge him by one episode. We' miss his passion, his edge and even his corn pone." I believe Bush Senior said Rather shouldn't be judging him entirely by Iran-Contra, which was exactly what Rather was doing in that 1988 interview. (You can still watch it online here, BTW.)

Newsweek also gives a sideways arrow to George W. Bush, with this whining aside: "No Baghdad turkey photo-op this year. Too busy giving thanks to unemployed Ohioans who voted for him anyway."

Posted at 04:25 PM

HOW NOT TO GET [Ramesh Ponnuru]
a Cabinet position.

Posted at 04:18 PM

OR.... [Jonah Goldberg]
Maybe Bill Kristol in some fireman overalls without a shirt...

Posted at 04:18 PM

CONSERVATIVE CALENDAR.... [Jonah Goldberg]
I can see it now... Ramesh Ponnuru leaning way back on a rock, by a waterfall. Steven Hayes with a cheesehead and a can of Pabst....

Posted at 04:14 PM

GLAMOUR WHINE REMINDS ME [KJL]
There's a Conservative Women Calendar from the Clare Booth Luce Policy Institute. I know there are only 12 months so I won't complain about omissions (Kate O'Beirne! Elaine Donnelly!...). So who's doing the male-con calendar? Surely there are enough right-wing stud ducks, to borrow a phrase.

Posted at 04:08 PM

ELEPHANT'S GRAVEYARD [John Derbyshire]
Jonah:

Though I'll confess to reading the foreign news in the NY Times, it's been years -- actually, come to look at it, *decades* -- since I paid much attention to the Op-Ed page. I think of it vaguely as a sort of elephant's graveyard for burned-out pundits. Is it not so? Can you recall a single thing that Anthony Lewis wrote in his last, oh, 20 years on that page? Tom Wicker? See what I mean?

Hang on a minute, there's someone on the phone here... Sorry? David who?....

Posted at 03:56 PM

SATANAUT [John Derbyshire]
Do NRO readers have an answer for everything, or **WHAT**?!?!??!?!!

"Mr. Derbyshire---With apologies to the late, great Flip Wilson, he of 'the devil made me do it' fame, a Satanaut is one who takes no responsibility for his transgressions, but, rather, blames someone else: in this case, Old Scratch. Thus, if I were to libel someone by publishing forged Texas National Guard memoranda, and if my calumny were to be exposed as a fraud, as a full-fledged Satanaut, I would exclaim, 'Hey, don't look at me; Satan ought to take the rap.' Ergo Satanaut."

Posted at 03:53 PM

MY APOLOGIES [Jonah Goldberg ]

The Key Monk notes that he was the first to launch the Me-for-Safire's-Gig bandwagon.. This appears to be true, but he made the mistake of doing this while I was on a cruise.



Posted at 03:48 PM

BTW [KJL]
I'm pretty sure I have absolutely nothing against Kelly Ripa. But she's a semi-media type, so I used her. She doesn't belong in that company, but...it made the post feel more worthwhile.

Posted at 03:46 PM

HIGH HOPES [KJL]
Reminds me that I am disappointed yet again that I was skipped over by Glamour's Women of the Year awards again. I mean, really. Do they know the power of NRO?! Kelly Ripa? Judy Blume? Helen Thomas? What do they have...ok, nevermind.

Posted at 03:43 PM

WHY INDEED? [Rich Lowry]
Here is a good example of a certain way of thinking.

E-mail: "Rich Lowry’s attempt to characterize those crying foul over Ohio’s well-documented electoral anomalies falls utterly flat. Lowry’s poo-pooing of the fraud and voter suppression that occurred in the Buckeye State fails to address any of the most salient questions. Why were the exit polls in Ohio (as well as Florida) wildly inaccurate in places where votes were recorded electronically, with no verifiable paper trail? Why were these discrepancies found *only* in such places and nowhere else? Why are U.S. elections being adjudicated by Republican-supporting business entities (such as Diebold) using proprietary software that citizens aren’t allowed to examine or audit? Why in 21st-century America should anyone of any race or political stripe be forced to wait in line for upwards of 12 hours? And why were the vast majority of these logistical cockups borne by poor African-American Democrats — the working people least likely to have the time to spare for such shenanigans?

Despite the glib aspersions Lowry casts upon electoral 'conspiracy theorists,' the answers to the above questions all point to one clear answer: the 2004 presidential election was stolen, using burglar tools that include rigged electronic ballot tabulation systems (see blackboxvoting.org for details) and systemic voter suppression (e.g. the inexplicably long lines at the polls in Ohio and Florida). Given the many questions that Bush-boosters like Lowry seem bent on either ignoring, suppressing, or ridiculing until long after His Fraudulency Dubya is safely re-inaugurated, I think it’s the 'coincidence theorists' who must be seen as crazy."

Posted at 03:40 PM

RE: RE: SELLING YOURSELF SHORT [Shannen Coffin]
Jonah, what makes you think Andy Rooney is ever going to retire, or anyone at 60 Minutes for that matter? He's 142 years old, isn't he? You need another 5 or 6 decades under your belt before you can qualify for such company. But I'll leave you alone for your lobbying campaign. Barbara Comstock is one hell of a PR person, so you might want to consult her. And we all know you are just kidding. Wink wink. Nudge Nudge. Say no more.

Posted at 03:38 PM

WE ARE CLOSER TO THE DUTCH THAN MOST THINK [KJL]
Besides the culture of death embraced by New Jersey and California on human cloning (we can clone as long as we kill that new life), the courts insistence on legal infanticide re disallowing partial-birth-abortion bans, and, of course, Roe, Shannen Coffin reminds me that two federal judges here ruled that the government had to pay for abortions of anencephalic babies because they had no chance of survival, i.e., no value to life. (Fortunately, some cooler heads prevailed in the court of appeals where one of those two decisions was reversed (another is pending in the dreaded Ninth Circuit.) How far off are we, really?

Posted at 03:32 PM

RE: SELLING MYSELF SHORT [Jonah Goldberg]

Folks, just to be very clear. I'm not really lobbying for the Safire job, nor do I think I have the remotest chance in the world of ever getting it. I think it's kind of funny to talk about though. I am very happy where I am with NRO, with my syndicate, etc.

That said, Shannen, while I wouldn't ever want Rather's job, there is one CBS gig long time readers know I want. Andy Rooney's. I think he's got the greatest racket in the world. He probably makes good ducats doing it and he gets to write on the side anyway. I would love, love, love to have a minute or two to gripe about odd things and impoortant things every week on "60 Minutes." I honestly think I could be great at it and I would be eternally grateful if my flying monkeys mounted a massive campaign for me the moment Rooney announces his retirement. Though it's beyond me why he would ever retire from a job like that.


Posted at 03:29 PM

SELLING YOURSELF SHORT [Shannen Coffin]
Jonah, why limit yourself to the New York Times op-ed page? There is an empty anchor chair at CBS beckoning. Of course, you'll have to overtake odds on favorite Bill O'Reilly for it. And what about the 2008 nomination? That's always out there too. Really, who can resist your charms anyway?

Posted at 03:21 PM

RE: BABY BURGER [John Derbyshire]
Kathryn: This isn't *really* the same thread, since this variety is not human. In Australia, apparently, they swear by it.

Posted at 03:14 PM

GAYS IN THE MILITARY & CLINTON [Jonah Goldberg]

Several readers have offered this complaint:

Hi Jonah, your "Party Over" column does a fantastic job of putting the Republican victory into a wider perspective. One quibble: It's the second time in recent weeks that you've listed "gays in the military" as evidence of Clinton's liberal agenda when he took office. But Clinton didn't seek out that issue, it was a brilliant (though I believe cynical) move by Republicans in Congress that brought the issue to the fore, a move that effectively dashed his brief honeymoon. There's no way Clinton, who never took a major public stand for gay rights, would have sought out that fight, a clear loser at the time. All the best, Andrew.


Me:This isn't exactly how I remember it, but I'll go look it up.

Update Woops. I didn't mean to include the emailer's name. But since it's there, I should clairfy that it's not from that Andrew.


Posted at 03:09 PM

HEAVEN HELP US [KJL]
Netherlands is killing infants.

Netherlands may be a little bit aways, but some recent laws in the U.S. set us on that kinda path.

Posted at 02:57 PM

FIRING IRISH [KJL]
Notre Dame has fired their head coach.

Posted at 02:54 PM

I'M BAAAAACK [Jonah Goldberg ]

I did this discussion with David Brooks for the CloseUp Foundation. It'll be on C-Span this Friday at 7:00 PM. It was a good time and I had lunch with Brooks afterwards. Unfortunately, I learned next to nothing about the Times gig, except that there is not a lot of buzz about yours truly and that nobody at the Times knows about this.


Posted at 02:50 PM

NASCAR [John Derbyshire]
Kathryn: Black tie for a NASCAR event? Well, yes -- so long as it's a bolo tie.

Posted at 02:47 PM

THAT THREAD IS SO BANNED [KJL]
Derb, don't even think about posting a recipe--they are just now flooding my in-box. Placentas banned from The Corner.

Posted at 02:44 PM

PHEASANT [John Derbyshire]
Rich:

As readers of James Clavell will recall, pheasant must be hung for a few days before eating. In Northamptonshire we used to hang 'em by the feet till they dropped (i.e. the leg joints rotted through so the body fell to the floor -- the floor of the game pantry, that is).

One other thing: get yourself a good pheasant plucker. I mean, a really nice fellow.

Posted at 02:38 PM

RE: PLACENTA POST [KJL]
Can I stop reading The Corner now?

Posted at 02:32 PM

RE: BABY BURGER [John Derbyshire]
As a further illustration of what I mean, and to be read ONLY if you have finished your lunch: My wife Rosie, when a child in China, was rather weak & sickly. Her mother, who was a hospital nurse, dealt with this by feeding her placenta. Yes, human placenta.

"How did she prepare it?" I asked -- after a very long pause -- when Rosie told me this. Fried, apparently. In a wok.

Now *there's* multi-culti for you.

Posted at 02:29 PM

IRAQ NATIONAL GUARD [Rich Lowry]
Here is an e-mail from someone who is in a position to know:

“There are bright spots in the ING, and many of the rank and file have great potential. Leadership, however, is an issue. It's similar to the problem Lincoln had during the Civil War - leadership posts were political posts. Competency was secondary if considered at all until well into the war. Often one couldn't tell that a man would be a crappy leader until after his unit folded in combat. These operations are part of identifying, training and preparing ING leaders and establishing a professional ethos within the army. The leadership in the ING is still hit or miss. We haven't reached a `critical mass’ yet that allows for the continuation and self-policing of professional military leadership. But we will. Give us time.”

Posted at 02:26 PM

CANADIAN PATHOLOGY [Rod Dreher]
President Bush is in Canada now, which can only mean one thing: more whining from Canadians about what unbearable people we Americans are. Canada is a pleasant enough country, and I've had great times in Toronto. The fact that they produced the splendid novelist Robertson Davies covers a multitude of sins. But good grief, do they ever need to get over their pathological obsession with the US. One of the most agonizing nights I ever spent was in a train car from Nice to Milan in the company of two horribly boring Canadian college students who could not be persuaded to remove the massive chip from their shoulder and shut up about America getting all the attention. If Canada were a TV character, it would be Jan Brady, perpetually whining, "Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!" about the United States.

Posted at 02:07 PM

WHERE'S PINSTRIPE RICH? [KJL]
Didn't you go fly-fishing a while back? You're so red state now. (Nothing wrong with that, don't get me wrong.) But what's next? A rodeo cover story? Taking up some "sport" I can't even mention because I've never heard of it. All I would have recommended is listening to a regular diet of Gatlins. Next you'll be opening a Nashville satelite office and guest voicing Hank Hill's new best friend.

Posted at 02:02 PM

HELP--PHEASANTS [Rich Lowry]
I'm going on a hunting trip in a few days that, if all goes well, should produce a few pheasants. If anyone has any tips, recipes, etc., about how to cook these birds I would appreciate it--so long as it doesn't involve deep frying.

Posted at 01:35 PM

PAT SAJAK BLASTS HOLLYWOOD [KJL]
RE: the Van Gogh murder.

Posted at 01:32 PM

THE CRAZY GANG [John Derbyshire]
In response to my remark about the Three Stooges not being funny, a reader -- may his hair and teeth fall out! -- has reminded me of the Crazy Gang. If you didn't grow up in Britain in the 1960s, you don't know about the Crazy Gang -- and believe me, you should give heartfelt thanks for that. Their act was so un-funny, watching it left you glum for a week. They were practitioners of anti-humor (like anti-matter), and I think only survived at all because the Queen Mother, who had *very* eccentric tastes, liked them.

By comparison with the Crazy Gang, the Three Stooges *were* funny. But then, by comparison with the Crazy Gang, the Black Death was pretty funny.

Posted at 01:30 PM

BABY BURGER [John Derbyshire]
After 30 years of hanging around with Chinese people, there are some things I still don't get. The lurking obsession with cannibalism, for instance, famously explored by the 20th-century writer Lu Xun in his "Diary of a Madman." (See also Jasper Becker's Hungry Ghosts, and Anthony Burgess's novel The Wanting Seed for more on this.)

And now a reader has sent me this.

Er...

Posted at 01:27 PM

RE: BROOKS [Tim Graham]
As Brooks noted, Tim Russert also had a religion-pundit panel on Meet the Press, and blew it by inviting the "bozos" Falwell and Sharpton. NBC looked like they were booking a segment on the old Geraldo CNBC show with these two worn-out spokesmen. Richard Land and Jim Wallis were fine, less boisterous guests. But ABC's bookers clearly looked smarter than NBC's on Sunday, picking Flake instead of Sharpton if the goal were some racial balance, and picking a Catholic scholar (Weigel) to match with Gary Bauer.

Actually Falwell had some great lines slamming the leftist panelist Wallis for being a peacenik, but it's clear that he is the cartoon the media love to book most, and not the figure that most of the religious right -- evangelical, and also Catholic and Jewish -- would pick first. TV bookers are often lazy and dread new guests, who might after all be dreadful television performers. They prefer old TV reliables from a yellowed Rolodex, even if the whole show sounds like a repeat of a hundred other shows.

The real issue of the Russert panel, though, is Russert. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6601018/ The transcript shows that Russert threw text-panel hardballs at Falwell and Land, using past (quite dated) comments that were wildly controversial, such as Falwell's declaration two days after 9-11 that gays and lesbians and feminists brought this attack from the Almighty.

So why didn't Russert have anything controversial from the past of Al Sharpton? Start with Sharpton at the NARAL dinner as a presidential candidate in 2003, drawing big cheers by proclaiming that the "Christian right" ought to meet the "right Christians" who favor abortion. He also claimed abortion promoters were the "real patriots" because they favored "freedom for all Americans." (That's not even getting into Sharpton's real forgotten past as a racist agitator.) For Wallis, Russert only quoted from his own newspaper advertisements, and not any quote found controversial by his ideological opponents. That's probably due to liberal bias -- NBC surely reported on controversial Falwell statements, but not Wallis statements. And Wallis has never been a televangelist, whom the TV news types prefer when choosing their religious stereotypes.

Posted at 01:24 PM

RIDGE RESIGNS TODAY [KJL]
MSM reporting

Posted at 01:14 PM

HOW NOW, MAO? [Cliff May]
I’m in Denver, one of my favorite cities but a place hardly immune to the viruses of popular culture. I just walked past a very chic little restaurant: “Mao,” an “Asian bistro and sushi bar.”

Isn’t that special? Perhaps the proprietor might consider opening next: “Adolf,” a “German bistro and dumpling bar.” Or “Stalin,” a “Russian bistro and vodka bar.”

Posted at 01:08 PM

NASCAR [KJL]
takes Manhattan. Surely Derb's going to their black-tie gala.

Posted at 12:48 PM

TIME-WASTERS [KJL]
More optical illusions (blame JJM, blame Jonah, don't blame me).

Posted at 12:45 PM

WE'RE NOT WORRIED ABOUT TERORRISTS, WE'RE FRENCH! [KJL]
Read Omar.

Posted at 12:37 PM

TYPO [John Derbyshire]
I am sorry I called Steve Sailer a "Satanaut." I meant, of course, "Datanaut" -- i.e. one who is expert at navigating his way through great oceans of data.

"Satanaut" would be... what? This is one of those typos that you can't help thinking OUGHT to be a word.

Posted at 12:32 PM

THREE STOOGES [KJL]
This, from a professional comedian:
K-Lo,

In response to Derb's query about the Stooges, but mostly for the benefit of Jonah and the other Simpsons maniacs out there, I give you the greatest moment in television history.

From the episode "Homer the Heretic", written by oddball genius George Meyer, known to those with inside scoop as the true voice of the Simpsons and its greatest single contributor:

Homer has decided to stop going to church on Sundays. Instead we find him blissfully alone on his sofa, with the family dog at his feet, watching television. From the sound we know he's watching the Three Stooges. He chuckles, then turns to the dog.

Homer: "Moe is their leader."

I swear to you, nothing beats it.

Posted at 12:29 PM

ARMENOCIDE [John Derbyshire]
Oh dear. I really should have checked with Mark before putting his remark in my column. I am sorry; that is a real breach of etiquette, and I shall be much more scrupulous in future. I hope it is clear at least, from my use of the word "horrible," that the Armenian massacres are not something I take lightly. They were indeed... horrible.

The cult of victimology -- the endless obsessive picking at old grievances in pursuit of moral advantage -- is such a tempting target, we sometimes put the *real* horrors on which those grievances are based at the back of our minds when lampooning it.

Posted at 12:22 PM

HOWARD DEAN [KJL]
for DNC chair! The not-yet-retired (call it subtle gloating) Kerry Spot tracks the bandwagon and maybe even encourages it.

Posted at 12:20 PM

A LIE CAN TRAVEL ROUND THE WORLD... [John Derbyshire]
...while Truth is lacing up her boots. Thus spake Mark Twain, and he never said a truer thing.

Case in point: The famous chart purporting to show IQ by state, with states that voted Gore in 2000 ehibiting a higher IQ than Bush states. The chart was a hoax, though even The Economist (yes, I know, some people would dispute that "even") was taken in by it. Steve Sailer, the best Satanaut on the Right, expertly and thoroughly debunked the whole thing.

It's still out there, though. Someone quoted it at me at a Thanksgiving party, unaware the whole thing had been exploded. Now this morning, reading New York magazine in the dentist's office, here is Kurt Andersen trotting it out again. (Though it's not altogether clear if Andersen believes it.)

This one will run and run. Twenty years from now you will be hearing about how "it has been proved" that Dem states have higher IQs than GOP ones.

Billy Bunter mis-construed the Latin tag magna est veritas et praevalebit as: "The truth is great and shall prevail a bit." He got THAT right.

Posted at 12:17 PM

UKRAINE: WINNERS AND LOSERS [KJL]
John O'Sullivan: "A week ago any realistic compromise would have meant Yushchenko accepting a bogus Yanukovych victory in return for political concessions by the new administration. Today, the international success of the orange revolution has reversed the odds. With both Kuchma and the Russian foreign office accepting that new elections may be unavoidable, it may be Yanukovych who concedes to Yushchenko in return for certain assurances. "

Losers? Putin, Chirac, U.N., Annan...

Posted at 12:14 PM

HOWARD COSELL [Rich Lowry]
Monday Night Football ran some bits from vintage Howard Cosell half-time highlight shows last night and I was glued to the screen. I'm weirdly fascinated by Cosell. I don't know whether it's because he was so good or he was so bad, but I'll watch anything Cosell-related. (He knew nothing about baseball, however, and was positively atrocious on Monday Night Baseball.)

Posted at 12:10 PM

SNAP, CRACKLE, POP [Peter Robinson]
Running Kellogg’s for the last five years, Carlos Guttierez, the man the President nominated yesterday to become the next secretary of commerce, expanded the company’s sales by 43 percent. How?

There can’t be many big, established consumer goods companies that expanded their sales half as dramatically during the past five years. Did Guttierez somehow enable Kellogg’s to steal market share from Post and Quaker Oats? Diud he introduce an array of new products? Or did he increase sales overseas, persuading millions of Chinese and Indians to start their mornings with Frosted Flakes?

There must be dozens of twenty-two or –three year old analysts on the island of Manhattan at this very moment who have access to Kellogg’s last few annual reports. Would one or two of you kindly drop me a line? The Rice Krispies boys, Tony the Tiger, Sam the Toucan and I all want to know how Gutierrez turned in such remarkable performance.

Posted at 12:07 PM

STIM-U-DENT [John Derbyshire]
Many, many kind readers have e-mailed in to tell me that Stim-U-Dent are available on Amazon.com.

Posted at 12:02 PM

THEY MAKE GREAT CHEESE, THOUGH [John Derbyshire]
A friend in Atlanta: "Derb---The worst, or best, example of parody tone deafness that I've encountered are the Dutch. They have absolutely no concept of irony or sarcasm as humor. They always asked why I said something if I did not really mean it. To them, humor is very much a 'Three Stooges' type affair. Slip on a banana...hilarious, clever play on words...huh?

"This trait might also be shared by other Germanic/Scandinavian folks - I don't know. I just know the Dutch's sense of humor is nowhere near as sophisticated and clever as Anglo humor. No sense of idle chit chat either. Hell is being in a social environment with gorgeous Dutch girls who speak perfect English but it is not possible to engage in light, flirtatious banter...what a waste. After two years of talking past each other, I could not wait to get out of de Nederland."

Apropos which, and at the risk of enraged mobs descending on my house: Is there anyone out there in NRO-land who finds the Three Stooges *funny*?

Posted at 11:57 AM

RE: ALEXANDER [John Derbyshire]
VDH has indeed commented on this aspect of Alexander, on his own website.

Victor's comments confirm the following large truth about attitudes to male homosexuality in the ancient world, and in a great many other times and places, too: An easygoing acceptance of men taking their masculine sexual pleasure with girlish men or boys, combined with contempt and loathing for "the man who plays the part of a woman." You may say that this attitude doesn't make much logical sense, and you may be right; but as a matter of historical fact, that is how most people viewed the matter in most times and places down to the present-day West.

Posted at 11:53 AM

IRAN DECLARES VICTORY [KJL]

Posted at 11:26 AM

ARMENOCIDE [Mark Krikorian]
Derb is going to get me in trouble with my fellow Armenians, in the item in his November diary on “Armenicide” (or Armenocide). This is the term some historians use for the genocide of the Armenians by the Turks during WWI. The problem is that labeling it this way is an attempt to make it a crime that is morally different from other examples of murder – in fact, I have a problem with the whole idea of genocide as being morally different from ordinary mass murder. Genocide is certainly meaningful in a descriptive sense – the Turks really did intend to exterminate Armenians as a people, something the Nazis eagerly picked up on – but whether there is a moral difference between killing a man for his money and killing him as part of an attempt to wipe out his tribe, is a different matter. The whole concept of “hate crimes” grows out of this, and I have to say that it seems to me that every crime is a hate crime.

In any case, while I haven’t found any instances of “Hibernicide,” there are plenty of other examples of groups essentially claiming that killing one of their members is qualitatively different from ordinary homicide: Femicide, Negrocide, Judeocide, Arabicide, Islamocide, Japanocide, Anglocide, Tibetocide, Hispanocide, and Christianocide. I also found Gallocide, but that means killing chickens, not Frenchmen.

Posted at 11:23 AM

BITS'N'PIECES [KJL]
With all of the scavenger hunt talk yesterday, I'm sure Jonah and Peter are rushing to answer Derb's November math puzzle.

Posted at 10:58 AM

OUR TAKE... [Rich Lowry]
...on Sensenbrenner and the intelligence reform bill and also the question of delaying the Iraqi elections is up on the home page.

Posted at 10:52 AM

SOBERING... [Rich Lowry]
...report today in the NY Times about the performance of Iraqi troops and police. There have been bright spots, but the overall picture doesn't look so great at the moment. Check out the Marines referring to a helicopter carrying Iraqi police as the “clown car.” Or the bit about an Iraqi National Guard unit's complicity in the abduction and killing of its own battalion commander. Some Iraqi forces are so terrified of being identitified that they don't tell their own families what they are doing. I know the Times accentuates the negative (see post below), but this report more or less conicides with what plugged-in hawks have been telling me about the performance of the Iraqi forces--bright spots, but much work to be done.

Posted at 10:49 AM

CHURCHILL'S BIRTHDAY [Andrew Stuttaford]

His comment on his 75th Birthday: "I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter."


Posted at 10:42 AM

I WONDER [KJL]
what Cosmo Goldberg and Boris Derbyshire think of this.

Posted at 10:42 AM

SPEAKING OF SPECTER [KJL]
Do read Ann Coulter's latest. "It is as certain that Arlen Specter will double-cross Republicans as it is that Bob Shrum will lose his next presidential campaign. You can add this to a certain infamous list that already includes 'death' and 'taxes.'" But there's much more, as you can imagine...

Posted at 10:39 AM

THE NEW NIHILISTS [Rich Lowry]
John Podhoretz nails it today in the New York Post, where he argues that the left doesn't believe in anything overseas anymore besides despair. Paul Johnson made a related point in a piece for us a while ago--that the left's new faith, now that socialism has died, is pessimism. I'm struck by this when I'm on college campuses. I want to say to these kids (and professors), “OK, you think Bush's foreign policy is a disaster, but what do you believe, what's the alternative, what's your vision?” There is none. These people believe in nothing. They aren't even soft-headed idealists anymore because Bush's idealistic rhetoric has prompted them to reject idealism. All they have is a smug faith in American failure, that whatever we do--literally whatever we do: whether its militaristic or altruistic or something in between--is wrong and doomed to fail.

Posted at 10:32 AM

VERY NICE... [Rich Lowry]
...David Brooks column this morning, calling Jerry Falwell a “bozo” and pointing to a more serious evangelical figure, John Stott.

Posted at 10:26 AM

WHERE ARE ALL THE BUSH HATERS? [KJL]
Canadian protests of Bush visit aren't all that.

Posted at 10:24 AM

AROUND NYC II [Rachel Zabarkes Friedman]
Random bit of news: This is now the second day in a row I've seen a helicopter flying over the East River, and then circling over northern Manhattan, with what appear to be big orange flags trailing behind it. There's nothing written on the flags; they're just big and orange. Kind of interesting... I wonder whether there's some connection to the Ukrainian election.

Posted at 10:21 AM

AROUND NYC [KJL]
Today was the first day I've ever heard someone report their bus being stopped enroute from NJ to the Port Authority Bus terminal being randomly stopped and searched. It's something I've expected to hear/see/experience more of, but haven't. Seems like a good thing to be doing, and the kinda thing to advertise--you won't get through, so don't try it. And then, of course, cross your fingers.

Posted at 10:18 AM

A DALEY GOES TO THE ARMY [KJL]
Mayor Daley's only son enlists.

Posted at 10:15 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WSC [Steven Hayward]
Today is Winston Churchill's birthday, always an excuse for a cigar and a snoot of brandy. To connect this with a previous thread, here's the concluding fragment of Leo Strauss's lengthy spontaneous remarks to his students in class upon hearing the news of Churchill's death in 1965 (many of Strauss's classes were tape-recorded, and transcripts circulate in samizdat form):

"The death of Churchill reminds us of the limitations of our craft, and therewith of our duty. We have no higher duty, and no more pressing duty, than to remind ourselves and our students of political greatness, human greatness, of the peaks of human excellence. For we are supposed to train ourselves and others in seeing things as they are, and this means above all in seeing their greatness and their misery, their excellence and their vileness, their nobility and their triumphs, and therefore never to mistake medicority, however brilliant, for true greatness."

And Gertrude Himmelfarb had this to say some years back: "When I meet a historian who cannot think that there have been great men, great men moreover in politics, I feel myself in the presence of a bad historian. And there are times when I incline to judge all historians by their opinion of Winston Churchill--whether they can see that, no matter how much better the details, often damaging, of the man and his career become known, he still remains, quite simply, a great man."

Hear, hear. Happy birthday, Sir Winston!

Posted at 10:12 AM

SOLOMON APPEAL [Stanley Kurtz]
The Justice Department seems likely to appeal the Solomon Amendment case (especially if they hear from the public). Up to now, the question of the Solomon Amendment and the military on campus has gotten only limited attention. But this issue now seems headed for the Supreme Court, and much more public prominence. For some reason, I'm having trouble reading the PDF version of the decision in the case, but you can find some key arguments in the case here, here, here, and here. And you can find the earlier decision upholding the Solomon Amendment--the one just reversed by the 3rd U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals here.

Posted at 10:09 AM

DOJ & ROTC [Stanley Kurtz ]
The Justice Department has said it continues to believe that the Solomon Amendment is constitutional. The department has the option of appealing the decision to the full 3rd Circuit Court, or to the U.S. Supreme Court. It's important that both the administration and the courts hear from the public. If this case is abandoned or lost, the denizens of the academy will be free to line their pockets with federal money, while barring not only military recruiters from law schools, but the ROTC, and every other representative of the military, from campus. Congress and the Pentagon ought to be using the Solomon Amendment to bring the ROTC back to our campuses. The Solomon Amendment's protections need to be strengthened, not eliminated. Empirical surveys have confirmed what everyone already knows that our college campuses have contemptuously cut themselves off from mainstream Americans. Now the academy adds insult to that injury by insisting on the right to bar our soldiers, while also benefiting from their sacrifices--and taking the public's money to boot. Neither congress nor the administration ought to take that lying down. This case must be appealed.

Posted at 10:06 AM

WHAT’S COMPELLING? [Stanley Kurtz ]
A couple of things stand out here. First, if the government’s interest in military recruiting is not compelling, what government interest is? The military is not the equivalent of a private organization. It protects us all, and none of us can opt out of the benefits of that protection without leaving the country. Colleges can criticize military policy all they like, but they cannot actively bar military recruiters and fairly expect to receive federal funds. If congress cannot require colleges to do something as basic as admit federal personnel to campuses in return for the public's generous aid, then the academy will have effectively turned federal money into an open-ended entitlement. This decision mistakes free speech rights for an entitlement to government funding. If these colleges really believe that federal policy is bigoted, why are they so willing to take the government's tainted money? If they don't want to admit the military, they are perfectly free to refuse federal funds.

Posted at 10:03 AM

BANNING THE MILITARY [Stanley Kurtz ]
The 3rd U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals has found the Solomon Amendment unconstitutional. That means colleges can now ban the military with impunity. The Solomon Amendment bars federal funding to colleges and universities that exclude military recruiters from campus. Faced with the loss of federal funds, several prominent law schools have admitted military recruiters they would prefer to have barred. Supposedly, these institutions want to exclude military recruiters because the schools object to the military's policy on gays. In reality, the ban on campus military recruitment is part of a deep lying and much broader hostility to the armed services that has kept the ROTC from some of our most prestigious schools for decades. Justice Ruggero John Aldisert issued a sharp dissent in the 2-1 decision. Aldisert argued that the majority had given insufficient weight to the compelling government interest in staffing the military. He also took issue with the majority's claim that the Solomon Amendment violates the rights of free speech, saying that the mere presence of military recruiters on campus does not prevent schools from protesting government policy.

Posted at 10:00 AM

PARTIAL-BIRTH ABORTION BACK IN COURT [Shannen Coffin]
Yesterday, the Justice Department filed its first appellate brief challenging trial court rulings which struck down the federal ban on partial birth abortion. It is here. In Carhart v. Ashcroft, the government argues that a Nebraska federal district court failed to accord proper respect for the findings by Congress, developed after 8+ years of hearings, that the partial birth abortion procedure is never medically necessary. While the central issue in the case is the constitutionality of the ban, it also raises important issues about the relationship between Congress and the courts. The government will be filing separate briefs in cases in both the 2nd Circuit (New York) and 9th Circuit (California). Briefing in these cases is expected to take several months, with argument not likely to be scheduled anytime soon. Expect these cases to take some time, then, to make their way to the Supreme Court.

Posted at 09:50 AM

TITLE IX [KJL]
goes to Court today

Posted at 09:40 AM

AND FROM THE LEFT... SPECTER TO RECEIVE SPINE DELIVERY [KJL]
from ACT-UP, on World Aids Day.

Posted at 09:37 AM

SEE YA IN A BIT [Jonah Goldberg]
I'm taping something for the CloseUp Foundation & C-Span this morning with David Brooks. Dunno when it will air. Fear not: I will grill him for 411 about Safire's replacement.

Posted at 09:31 AM

WITCHES [Jonah Goldberg]

In order to head-off any more Mobty Python emails, let me just post these two:

Jonah, I saw you rrecent post in the Corner regarding determining if a woman is a witch. As a resident of Salem MA and someone who has viewed Monty Python & The Holy Grail approximately 178,091,645 times, I can with utmost certainty assure you that Hammurabi's code has absolutely nothing to do with determing if a woman is a witch.

In order to properly determine this, you must realize that witches burn. What else burns? Wood does. And since wood floats, and ducks also float, if a woman weighs the same as a duck, she is in fact a witch. At that point you may burn her without fear of recriminations.

I'm glad to be of help, and if in the future, please let me know if you need help satisfying the demands of any Knights who say "Ni!" The answer involves shrubbery.

Good day.


And...

An even better skit involving witches and the matter of them floating comes from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail". I've attached the relevant scene altough I'm sure it is too lengthy for the corner.

Danny [last name withheld]
Houston, Tx
-----------------------------------------
Scene 5

CROWD: A witch! A witch! A witch! We've got a witch! A witch!
VILLAGER #1: We have found a witch, might we burn her?
CROWD: Burn her! Burn!
BEDEMIR: How do you know she is a witch?
VILLAGER #2: She looks like one.
BEDEMIR: Bring her forward.
WITCH: I'm not a witch. I'm not a witch.
BEDEMIR: But you are dressed as one.
WITCH: They dressed me up like this.
CROWD: No, we didn't - no.
WITCH: And this isn't my nose, it's a false one.
BEDEMIR: Well?
VILLAGER #1: Well, we did do the nose.
BEDEMIR: The nose?
VILLAGER #1: And the hat - but she is a witch!
CROWD: Burn her! Witch! Witch! Burn her!
BEDEMIR: Did you dress her up like this?
CROWD: No, no... no ... yes. Yes, yes, a bit, a bit.
VILLAGER #1: She has got a wart.
BEDEMIR: What makes you think she is a witch?
VILLAGER #3: Well, she turned me into a newt.
BEDEMIR: A newt?
VILLAGER #3: I got better.
VILLAGER #2: Burn her anyway!
CROWD: Burn! Burn her!
BEDEMIR: Quiet, quiet. Quiet! There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
CROWD: Are there? What are they?
BEDEMIR: Tell me, what do you do with witches?
VILLAGER #2: Burn!
CROWD: Burn, burn them up!
BEDEMIR: And what do you burn apart from witches?
VILLAGER #1: More witches!
VILLAGER #2: Wood!
BEDEMIR: So, why do witches burn? [pause]
VILLAGER #3: B -... 'cause they're made of wood...?
BEDEMIR: Good!
CROWD: Oh yeah, yeah...
BEDEMIR: So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?
VILLAGER #1: Build a bridge out of her.
BEDEMIR: Aah, but can you not also build bridges out of stone?
VILLAGER #2: Oh, yeah, yeah... right.
BEDEMIR: Does wood sink in water?
VILLAGER #1: No, no.
VILLAGER #2: It floats! It floats!
VILLAGER #1: Throw her into the pond!
CROWD: The pond!
BEDEMIR: What also floats in water?
VILLAGER #1: Bread!
VILLAGER #2: Apples!
VILLAGER #3: Very small rocks! (A fine example of scientific knowledge)
VILLAGER #1: Cider!
VILLAGER #2: Great gravy!
VILLAGER #1: Cherries!
VILLAGER #2: Mud!
VILLAGER #3: Churches - churches!
VILLAGER #2: Lead - lead!
ARTHUR: (Dramatically) A duck.
CROWD: Oooh.
BEDEMIR: Exactly! So, logically...,
VILLAGER #1: If... she.. weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood.
BEDEMIR: And therefore - ?
VILLAGER #1: A witch!
CROWD: A witch!
BEDEMIR: We shall use my larger scales! [yelling]
BEDEMIR: Right, remove the supports! [whop] [creak]
CROWD: A witch! A witch!
WITCH: It's a fair cop.


Posted at 09:29 AM

TIME TO START WORRYING [Jonah Goldberg ]

Big honkin' (mildly depressing) G-File up, btw.


Posted at 09:04 AM

HAMMURABI'S CODE [Jonah Goldberg]

Derb - eeeenteresting. I wonder if that's where the whole medieval thing about testing to see if a woman is a witch comes from. If she sinks, she's not a witch! (but she also drowns).

There was a great SNL skit on this theme with Steve Martin btw.


Posted at 09:00 AM

NAACP’S MFUME TO LEAVE [Roger Clegg]
USA Today columnist DeWayne Wickham reports today that NAACP President and CEO Kweisi Mfume will announce his departure from the organization today, amid rumors he is being forced out by chairman of the board Julian Bond. Other media reporting this, too.

Posted at 08:46 AM

REPLACING SAFIRE [KJL]
A reader suggests: "Maybe Maureen Dowd's brother Kevin should take the conservative columnist spot in the NYTimes. "

If you try to avoid Dowd columns, meet Peter and Kevinhere.

Maybe the Dowd brothers will share snarky things The Corner says about MoDo at Christmas...

Posted at 08:27 AM

THE TRUTH ABOUT KID’S BOOKS AND CHRISTMAS! [Jack Fowler]
OK, OK, OK – kids want toys and gizmos on Christmas. Heck, I’ve got five (kids), and my house looks like a KB Toys outlet. But I also know that those big toys under the tree often . . . fail. You HAD to give your kid that big expensive ridiculous thingamajig (heck, you road all over the state hunting for it, and had to wrestle it away from fellow insane shoppers) only to see it unwrapped with a shrug ("why the ungrateful little brat!") and then heaved into a pile. And now that toy and all those other cost-a-fortune, broken-after-five-minutes Christmas presents are tossed under a bed, befriended only by dust bunnies. Truth be told, a book is likely to get a shrug on Christmas morning. For some kids, a book is little better than a sweater from Aunt Alice. But a good book will lie in wait. it is that cold and sleeting day in February, when a book (“I guess that book”) must be read for school, and the child reaches for it, grudgingly, and opens it, and begins reading, and then . . . and then falls in love with the magic of beautiful literature. That is when the book pays off, and becomes a dear friend – a lifelong friend – to your child.

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Posted at 08:18 AM

MARIA SHRIVER: ANOTHER DEM DUMPING ON KERRY [Barbara Comstock]
From Reuters: "Everyone assumed that I was supposed to marry someone like a John Kerrys, some preppy that had gone to Harvard or Yale," she said. "I didn't want to marry those boys. I did not like them. I had been around them my whole life. I interrupted the story line. I wanted out of that suffocation. I wanted someone different. I married my authentic self."

Posted at 07:58 AM

RE: WEIGEL [Tim Graham]
George Weigel was also featured Sunday on a religion roundtable on ABC's This Week with George Stephanopoulos with Tony Campolo, Floyd Flake, and Gary Bauer. Weigel suggested the American people were disturbed with how John Kerry said his most deeply held religious beliefs would be utterly left out of his public policy decisions. He also said the it's a challenge for the next ten years for the pro-life movement to show it's the next great civil rights struggle, like the openly religious civil rights movement of the 1960s. It was a rare appearance (Nexis said he's only been on ABC four times in the last decade or so), but a nice booking for ABC.

For his part, Stephy was a quiet moderator, and his only offense (especially for Ramesh) was quoting from Leon Wieseltier in The New Republic: "The believer lives in the darkness more than he lives in the light. He does not wallow in God's guidance, he thirsts for it. And when God's guidance comes, it does not come in the form of policy recommendations, unless he has created God in the image of his desire." Earth to ABC and Leon: so you think the Bible doesn't have anything to tell us about how to live or govern? Maybe you should read it sometime.

Posted at 07:53 AM

IT'S NOT TOO EARLY... [Steve Hayward]
. . . to think about Christmas dinner. I also cook a standing prime rib roast on a Weber; the middle turns out a perfect medium rare. (Who needs Mortons?) I suppose Robinson will want photographic proof of this, too.

Posted at 07:53 AM

COULD THE BABYLONIANS SWIM? [John Derbyshire]
I have just been reading Hammurabi's code of laws.

Just take a look at that law number 2: "If any one bring an accusation against a man, and the accused go to the river and leap into the river, if he sink in the river his accuser shall take possession of his house. But if the river prove that the accused is not guilty, and he escape unhurt, then he who had brought the accusation shall be put to death, while he who leaped into the river shall take possession of the house that had belonged to his accuser."

I wonder if the ancient Babylonians knew about... swimming?

(I recall that in Arthur Koestler's THE LOTUS AND THE ROBOT there is an Indian holy man whose most admired miracle is his power to float in deep water without drowning.)

Posted at 07:48 AM

ALEXANDER [John Derbyshire]
After reading Mary Renault's THE PERSIAN BOY and its sequel (can't remember) around age 20, I got hooked on Alexander and read up everything I could find about him. I don't remember many of the details, but I do remember coming to the firm conclusion that Big Al was most likely asexual -- Hephaestion, Bagoas, and the wisecracking Cynics ("Alexander was defeated only once -- by Hephaestion's thighs...") notwithstanding. Be interested to hear Vic Davis Hanson's opinion, though.

Posted at 07:45 AM

THE UKRAINE: WHO'S WHO [Andrew Stuttaford]
Mark, John: ethnic questions in the Ukraine are immensely complex and are far too big a topic for one brief post, but I think it's worth saying that, whatever some Russians are saying, over seventy percent of Ukraine's population describe themselves as 'ethnic Ukrainian' (although high rates of intermarriage between Russians and Ukrainians make the determination of ethnicity even less reliable than is usually the case). It's also important to note that the idea that Ukrainian culture (as we now understand it) is solely, or even primarily, the product of those parts of Western Ukraine/Eastern Poland annexed in 1939 is quite wrong. There was clearly a distinct sense of Ukrainian identity in the pre-war Soviet Ukraine - and that was why Stalin spent so much time trying to exterminate it. As for identifying the the difference between Ukrainians and Russians, you can possibly draw a very rough comparison with the difference between the contemporary English, the Scots and the Welsh - it's difficult to define, but you know it when you see it.

It's also not quite right to draw too sharp a distinction between Georgia and the situation in the Ukraine today. Georgia is, in fact, very far from being an ethnically homogenous state, but its rose revolution began in the Georgian heartland. In fact, in a possibly ominous precedent, it has yet to be extended to the whole country.

The key point is that the decision to preserve the republican boundaries of the old USSR (which were often drawn up in a way designed to stifle local nationalisms) has meant that there are very few clearcut ethnic boundaries anywhere within that vast territory.
Posted at 07:00 AM

"COMMUTERS CAN EXPERIENCE GREATER STRESS THAN FIGHTER PILOTS GOING INTO BATTLE OR RIOT POLICEMEN" [KJL]
What Jonah and his couch have to be grateful for.

Posted at 06:32 AM

UNDERSTANDING ELECTION 2004 [KJL]
George Weigel:

What Kerry’s secularist supporters can’t seem to understand is that the evangelicals, the John Paul II Catholics, and the observant Jews don’t need explaining; what needs explaining is the Harvard faculty club, Michael Moore, and most of the op-ed regulars at the New York Times – people who’ve persuaded themselves that a profound belief in the God of the Bible, expressed in a commitment to live by the Ten Commandments, is the fast track to fascism. They’re the anomaly, not the believers. If they’d ever take a field trip out of their secularist bunkers to meet the rest of America, they might find we’re not so scary after all.

Posted at 06:26 AM

RUSSIAN M.D. [John J. Miller]
So the Russians have successfully tested a missile-defense system, according to this report. Will the American Left now rise up and condemn Moscow for threatening to destabilize international relations, as it did when President Bush withdrew from the ABM Treaty and forged ahead with U.S. missile defenses? I won't hold my breath.

Posted at 05:32 AM

THE WHEEL DEAL [John J. Miller]
Start your day with the world's coolest optical illusion.

Posted at 05:02 AM

BANK RUNS [KJL]
in Ukraine

Posted at 04:48 AM

Monday, November 29, 2004

HIGH-LARIOUS [Jonah Goldberg ]

The British Indepdent offers this headline about the Alexander the Great bomb (nod to Peter Schramm at No Left Turns):

Alexander the (not so) Great fails to conquer America's homophobes


Oops--was already mentioned earlier. Still High-larious.


Posted at 09:50 PM

R.I.P. [Andy McCarthy]
We received the very sad news today that Miguel Estrada's wife, Laury, passed away on Sunday. America got to know Miguel as a brilliant lawyer over the last few years after President Bush nominated him to be a judge on the U.S. Court of Appeals in Washington. Like Miguel, Laury was also a terrific lawyer and, more importantly, a wonderful person. Our thoughts and prayers are with the Estrada family.

Posted at 06:15 PM

RE: MONITOR BLEG [John Derbyshire]
TOTALLY the last word on my monitor problem! This reader has nailed it exactly!

Derb---Looks like it needs about 1/2 hour and a 20 cent part if you can find someone qualified to work safely inside the case.

If it's a Dell P1110 (yes it is!)

Additional Information

Posted at 06:06 PM

SAME STORY, DIFFERENT SPINS [KJL]
Our friend Quin Hillyer points out:
Kathryn -- I thought readers of The Corner might find this interesting/maddening/amusing. Note the differences between how AP introduces the nominee for Commerce vs. how the NYT does. Here's the AP:

"WASHINGTON (AP) - President Bush on Monday chose Carlos Gutierrez, a native of Cuba who rose from truck driver to chief executive officer of Kellogg Co., to be secretary of Commerce. "

Here's the Times, or at least what goes out to the Times News Service:

"BUSH FILLS FOURTH SLOT IN SECOND TERM CABINET
" (For use by New York Times News Service clients.)
" By STEWART M. POWELL û
" c. 2004 Hearst Newspapers û

" WASHINGTON - President Bush on Monday named multimillionaire Carlos Gutierrez, the Cuba-born head of the $9 billion-a-year Kellogg cereal company, to join his 15-member Cabinet as secretary of commerce in a continued shake up for the second term.

" Bush announced the selection of the 51-year-old corporate executive..."

Posted at 05:52 PM

SEINFELD AND THE VIKTORS [KJL]
A reader:
Amidst all the turmoil in the Ukraine, I expected at least one person in the Corner to mention that nation's last foray into mainstream culture. In the great Risk episode of Seinfeld, Kramer is battling away destroying Newman's armies. While riding the subway, the following scene takes place:

Newman: I'm not beaten yet. I still have armies in the Ukraine.

This comment perks up the ears of what appears to be a Russian immigrant.

Kramer: Ha ha, the Ukraine. Do you know what the Ukraine is? It's a sitting duck. A road apple, Newman. The Ukraine is weak. It's feeble. I think it's time to put the hurt on the Ukraine.

Ukrainian: I come from Ukraine. You not say Ukraine weak.

Kramer: Yeah, well we're playing a game here, pal.

Ukrainian: Ukraine is game to you?! Howbout I take your little board and smash it!!

The Ukrainian pounds the game board, destroying it and sending army pieces flying.

I think this episode should be front and center in the formulation of US policy during the current crisis.

Posted at 05:44 PM

LAND CAN'T BE PRIVATE [Jonah Goldberg]

From a reader:

Jonah, Watch the knee-jerk there, pal. To condemn private property in land is not to condemn private property. Rousseau's point, which was made even more clear by Henry George about a hundred years or so later, was that you can't just fence off a piece of land, hoist a flag, and declare it yours. If no one was in California, and I fenced it off and named it after myself, would I then have the right to charge people to settle on it? C'est ridicule!

The fact is that no one can really "own" land because no one made land.
People do however, improve land all the time. To these improvements people
can claim full rights. There is however, an underlying value in improved
land, the value of the land in its unimproved form. To grant people rights to
that value is, at its heart, anti-capitalist.

Consider the idea of licensing. The government grants licenses to a certain
amount of cabbies in any given city. Because of this, there are less cab
drivers than their would be if there was no required license. This government
imposed quota on the number of cabbies drives profits in the cabbie industry
above what they would be in a purely competitive cabbie market. These excess
profits are what economists call "rent." The emergence of unlicensed black
market cab drivers in many US cities is an example of entrepreneurs trying to
get a piece of that rent, those excess profits.

The same thing happens with land; the government grants artificial rights to
"own" land the same way it grants artifical rights to drive a cab. Excess
profits again arise, but it's more difficult for a uh, land-owning black
market to emerge as well.

Keep fighting the good fight.

Sincerely,
a conservative on campus


Posted at 05:35 PM

PUTTING THE HURT ON THE UKRAINE [Jonah Goldberg]

It's funny, I was saying almost the exact same thing to my wife this morning. But I was too lazy to look up the transcript. From a reader:

Amidst all the turmoil in the Ukraine, I expected at least one person in the Corner to mention that nation's last foray into mainstream culture. In the great Risk episode of Seinfeld, Kramer is battling away destroying Newman's armies. While riding the subway, the following scene takes place:

Newman: I'm not beaten yet. I still have armies in the
Ukraine.

This comment perks up the ears of what appears to be a Russian immigrant.

Kramer: Ha ha, the Ukraine. Do you know what the Ukraine is? It's a sitting duck. A road apple, Newman. The Ukraine is weak. It's feeble. I think it's time to put the hurt on the Ukraine.

Ukrainian: I come from Ukraine. You not say Ukraine weak.

Kramer: Yeah, well we're playing a game here, pal.

Ukrainian: Ukraine is game to you?! Howbout I take your little board and smash it!!

The Ukrainian pounds the game board, destroying it and sending army pieces flying.

I think this episode should be front and center in the formulation of US policy during the current crisis.


Posted at 04:07 PM

KEAN UNHINGED [Rich Lowry]
From “Meet” yesterday:

MR. RUSSERT: Governor Kean, you said Americans are not going to be as safe. Do you believe if we don't pass this bill now, you, in effect, are risking lives?

MR. KEAN: I think you could put it just that way, yeah, because we know there's another attack coming. You and I can't say if it's next week or six months from now. But it's coming. And unless we take steps now--and 80 percent of the American people want this bill passed. Unless we take these steps now, it's going to be the new Congress going to come in; there are inefficiencies in the way the new Congress organizes, always. It's going to take at least six months. So six months where none of these things will happen: not better security at the borders, not more help for local people, nothing. Nothing. And I don't think we can wait that long, and I think it does, in essence, risk lives.

ME: Doesn’t he realize his side is OPPOSING more measures to secure the border and our immigration system?

Posted at 03:42 PM

BLAMING TELEVISION [Jonah Goldberg]
Steve - Now, now. Let's not lash-out at dear friends. And, for the record, I know that John Podhoretz has stolen a few moments of TV between explorations of the canon.

Posted at 03:35 PM

ROUSSEAU ON PRIVATE PROPERTY [Jonah Goldberg]

Kind of makes it hard to like the guy. From a friend:

I think your learned reader may have missed some things, like this from JJR's Discourse on Inequality: "The first man who, having enclosed a piece of ground, bethought himself of saying "This is mine," and found people simple enough to believe him, was the real founder of civil society. Humanity would have been spared infinite crimes, wars, homicides, murders, if only someone had ripped up the fences or filled in the ditches and said, "Do not listen to this pretender! You are eternally lost if you do not remember that the fruits of the earth are everyone's property and that the land is no-one's property!" '

Posted at 03:24 PM

PETER'S SHOCK AND AWE [Steven Hayward]
Peter wonders how John P. and I (and other Corner readers) seemingly know so much esoterica. Simple: I don't watch television, unless I am on Uncommon Knowledge (heh). More to the point, everyone should own the four-volume "Collected Essays, Journalism and Letters of George Orwell," recently reissued in paperback by Godine Books. I make a point of reading through these in the evening every few years. You find a lot of great passages that aren't as easily quotable as "smelly little orthodoxies," but worth keeping around for inspiration. Like: "In intention, at any rate, the English intelligentsia are Europeanized. They take their cookery from Paris and their opinions from Moscow." (From "The Lion and the Unicorn," 1941.) Today one might say that our Blue State intelligentsia take both their cookery and their opinions from Paris.

In the same essay, Orwell writes that Stanley Baldwin (Britain's Jimmy Carter) "was simply a hole in the air. . . What was it that at every decisive moment made every British statesman do the wrong thing with so unerring an instinct?"

Posted at 03:20 PM

"I'VE BEEN MORTARED, AMBUSHED, CAR BOMBED AND ROCKETED. I DON'T TAKE IT PERSONALLY. ALL IT TAKES IS ONE IRAQI ADULT TO THANK ME AND MY MEN AND IT MAKES OUR DAY. LUCKILY THIS HAPPENS A LOT." [KJL]
An American soldier blogging for (GASP!) BBC.

Posted at 03:16 PM

UKRAINE IS PART OF RUSSIA! [John Derbyshire]
So I have been told by every one of my Russian friends, with much indignation. I have yet to meet a Russian willing to accept the idea of Ukraine as a separate nation. This is regardless of political complexion: red and white Russians all agree -- Ukraine is Russian! (Yes, I know Stalin insisted on separate seats for Ukraine and Byelorussia in the original UN; but that was part of the "nationalities" game that Stalin, and Lenin before him, played. Neither of them had any intention of letting Ukraine behave like an independent nation, as I am sure the UN voting records will show.)

Sample from one of my many e-mails on the topic: "What unfortunately all the media deliberately fail to mention, (including my favorite conservative sources like National Review, Weekly Standard, Tech Central Station) is the ethnic aspect of the conflict. About 50% of population of what now is called 'Ukraine', are ethnically Russians, small % of Jews, Greeks, Moldavans, etc, who do not speak well Ukrainian language, who feel much more affinity to Russian culture and Russia as a whole than to Ukrainian culture..."

I am not endorsing this point of view, I'm just recording it. If my contacts are representative, an armed incursion by Putin to restore Russian control over the Ukraine would be overwhelmingly approved by Russians of all political opinions. Presumably Putin knows this...

Posted at 03:04 PM

MORE ROUSSEAU [Jonah Goldberg]

From a poli-sci prof:

Jonah -

ah poor Rousseau, so maligned and yet in many ways so deserving. He gets it
from both sides because there are so many contradictory strands in his thought.
One point about your column - Rousseau makes an important and clear distinction in Book II of the Social Contract between the "general will" and the "will of all." The general will requires that each member of the community will the common good above their own particular good. The general will is not the
aggregate of everyone's particular goods. The general will does not exist if
each person is willing their particular good - thus whatever is reflected in
public opinion polls about abortion or whatever, it is certainly not Rousseau's
general will. That being said the general will has no substantive content -
rights or anything else - all that really matters is that the proper procedure
is involved. The whole point of having a constitution is to bind our law to
certain principles that exist independently of the majority's belief in them.
If the constitution only means what people think it means, then what the hell
is the point. The general will is not bound to recognize any principle beyond
the one in fact creates it. Under the social contract Rousseau style, citizens
have no rights that the general will is bound to respect - no rights that they
do not surrender as part of the social contract. That is why Madison
(following Locke) thought Rousseau was full of crap. (Jefferson by the way was
a big fan - which is one of the myriad reasons that I am not a fan of
Jefferson).

love your stuff.
[Name withheld]


Posted at 03:04 PM

STILL MORE SMELLIES [Peter Robinson]
Just checked my inbox, finding that more than 30 readers joined John Podhoretz and Steve Hayward in providing the citation for Orwell's "smelly little orthodoxies." Can Slate claim such well-versed readers? Me doubt it. Me doubt it very much.

One of those who gave me the citation, by the way, was my friend Kirby Wilbur, host of the early morning talk radio show on KVI Seattle. If you live in the Northwest, be sure to tune in Kirby, whose only flaw is a certain delusion concerning college basketball: This year, he honestly believes, the Washington Huskies will defeat Stanford.

Posted at 02:53 PM

(THE) UKRAINE [Jonah Goldberg]

Mark makes a good point, though I don't think it muddies the issue much about which side to root for. Ukraine means, "border." Which is why it was always referred to in English (but I don't think in Russian) as "The Ukraine" joining a long list of proud "the" places: The Netherlands, The Hague, The Levant, The Bronx, the East Indies, The Sudan, The Yukon, The Falklands, the Seat of My Pants, etc.

Personally, I think nations and places with "the" in their name should form an association or commonwealth. But that's mostly because I'm feeling very silly.

Update: I should have remember that the Russians don't use "the." I think the Mongols stole all the "thes."


Posted at 02:50 PM

RENDER UNTO CAESAR? [Mark Krikorian ]
Yet another area where Catholic bishops are out of step with their flock. Instead of sticking to immigrant policy – i.e., insisting, rightly, that we always treat foreigners as fellow children of God – the bishops are dabbling in immigration policy, arguing that illegal alien amnesties and open immigration are religious imperatives. The upshot of their critique is a rejection of the authority of the State in matters of immigration. It would appear that the bishops really are, as Fr. Neuhaus once suggested, “the religious lobby of the Democratic Party.”

Posted at 02:47 PM

KEVIN DRUM AGREES WITH ME [Jonah Goldberg]

Which is often, like today, a mixed blessing.

But I do like the first post in the comments section which responds to Drum's assertion that 9/11 was the CIA's biggest failure in history. The poster writes "9/11 was the biggest CIA success in history. Please try to understand the real situation."


Posted at 02:44 PM

RE: UKRAINE [Mark Krikorian]
I don’t want to rain on anyone’s parade, but the Ukrainian election dispute has a significant ethnic/religious/regional element to it, one that differentiates these events from Solidarity in Poland or Georgia’s Rose Revolution or the student protests in Tiananmen Square. I know Ukrainian nationalists aren’t going to like this, but the country has a weak national identity since only the western part of Ukraine is actually Ukrainian. Elsewhere, it’s not all that clear, linguistically or culturally, where Russia ends and Ukraine starts – as in Africa, the border doesn’t really demarcate a line between two peoples. The point is not that the gangster Yanukovich is a good guy, but rather that there’s probably more going on here than a simple conflict between good and evil.

Posted at 02:41 PM

CALM DOWN-UKAH [Mark Krikorian ]
The Washington Times reports today about Jews upset at Adam Sandler’s silly “Hanukkah Song,” calling it an “embarrassment.” On the contrary – in this, the most philo-semitic society in human history, Jews feel comfortable enough to poke innocent fun at themselves without worrying about triggering a pogrom. People should instead be worrying about places where there is no “Hanukkah Song.”

Posted at 02:38 PM

INSTALANCHES [Jonah Goldberg ]

Interesting subject. More important, create an instalanche by clicking here. Seriously click it right now. Click it. Click it I tell you!


Posted at 02:38 PM

ROUSSEAU: MY VIEW [Jonah Goldberg]
I confess to having read relatively little by him. I read the usual snippets and exerpts in college and a little bit more after. And, frankly, I doubt I'll ever get around to reading that much more by him. I'm not being stubborn or petulent. I'm merely prioritizing. There's so much I need to read that I never have, the idea of giving Rosseau a second chance when so many writers I trust echo the sentiments of that second emailer below just seems like a non-starter. That said, I do think it's true that there's a surprising undercurrent in conservative thought which is more favorable to Rosseau than you'd think. Several PhD. neocon/Straussian wonks I know are big fans. So was Wilmoore Kendall if memory serves and -- I think -- Walter Berns was too.

Posted at 02:30 PM

RE: ROUSSEAU [Jonah Goldberg]

From a reader:

Having only read about 1,000 pages of Rousseau, I am at a distinct disadvantage to the e-mailer who wrote you earlier. Thus I am forced to conclude that other than his rejection of constitutionalism, his desire to overthrow the existing social order, his wish to replace organized religion with a state-sponsored civil religion, his embrace of untempered, majoritarian democracy, his utter abandonment of the idea of community, and his not so subtle advocacy of totalitarian measures of thought control, Rousseau is truly a philosopher that conservatives should hold as one of their own.

Posted at 02:22 PM

RE: INTEL REFORM [Jonah Goldberg]

Good point Rich. But as I'm sure you know, and as I recently argued in a column, the media clamor for more dissenters is a ruse. If they wanted more dissenters they'd be demanding to know why Bush hasn't appointed people to his right too. No the clamor for dissenters from Bush's critics is really a demand that Bush hire more people who agree with Bush's critics. The same goes with Congress. Bold, brave, "independent" congressmen are liberal Republicans who make like difficult for Bush. Obstructionists are conservative congressmen who prevent Bush from doing what liberals think he should do.


Posted at 02:09 PM

ANOTHER INTELL REFORM POINT [Rich Lowry]
Has anyone else noticed the outrage directed at Hunter and Sensenbrenner by the media is, uh, kind of in contradiction to the media outrage directed at the Bush “loyalists” the president has had the audacity to place in his cabinet. Don't Hunter and Sensenbrenner embody exactly the sort of robust intra-party disagreements that all the great and good of the media have been clamoring for?

Posted at 02:01 PM

WHAT MOVIE DID WE SEE? [Peter Robinson]
Why, K-Lo, after Robert Ferrigno recommended The Incredibles, how could we have chosen any other? The movie is--to be the first to use the word in this holiday season--joyful. And the folks at Pixar are, simply, geniuses. I've watched lots and lots of kids movies by now, believe me. But only Pixar movies hold up, consistently providing pleasure to toddlers, children, teens, and adults at every viewing.



Steve Jobs, I salute you.

Posted at 02:01 PM

AWESTRUCK [Peter Robinson]
John Podhoretz answered my "smelly bleg" here on The Corner, while Steven Hayward (he of the Weber-grilled Thanskgiving turkey) sent me the answer by email. Gentlemen, I thank you both, and I am in awe of you both. You are so astoundingly prolific in your writings that I have no idea how you find time to peruse the morning newspaper, let alone to spend so much time reading and re-reading the entire canon of English literature. What friends.

Posted at 01:59 PM

FIRST-TRIMESTER MYTH [KJL]
A few people have asked in the last hour or so, so it needs to be repeated, Roe v. Wade did not prohibit third-trimester abortions. Roe v. Wade did not only legalize first-trimester abortions. Tim Graham wrote a good piece on this common urban legend.

Posted at 01:56 PM

ZAWAHIRI SPEAKS [KJL]
Tape aired on his mouthpiece, al Jazeera.

Posted at 01:41 PM

RE: ROUSSEAU [John Hillen]
You can’t entirely excuse the man himself from his legacy, which was a spur for much mischievous and tragic totalitarianism. In any case, I think the last word on Rousseau should always go to the good doctor:
Boswell: "Do you really think him [Rousseau] a bad man?" Johnson: "Sir, if you are talking jestingly of this, I don't talk with you. If you mean to be serious, I think him one of the worst of men; a rascal, who ought to be hunted out of society, as he has been. Three or four nations have expelled him: and it is a shame that he is protected in this country." Boswell: "I don't deny, Sir, but that his novel may, perhaps, do harm; but I cannot think his intention was bad." Johnson: "Sir, that will not do. We cannot prove any man's intention to be bad. You may shoot a man through the head, and say you intended to miss him; but the Judge will order you to be hanged. An alleged want of intention, when evil is committed, will not be allowed in a court of justice. Rousseau, Sir, is a very bad man. I would sooner sign a sentence for his transportation, than that of any felon who has gone from the Old Bailey these many years. Yes, I should like to have him work in the plantations."

Posted at 01:31 PM

AN AMERICAN HERO [Andrew Stuttaford]
In a wonderful piece for the Atlantic , Mark Steyn mourns the death, and celebrates the life, of BIll Mitchell, inventor of Cool Whip, Pop Rocks and many other wonders besides:

"He’s part of the taste of America, the stuff that gets under your skin – from the not entirely “home-made” pies rotating at the diner to the red, white and blue Jell-O salad at the Fourth of July fireworks. That’s how he deserves to be celebrated: take 1 pkg of Jell-O, throw in 1 pkg of Cool Whip, add Tang, mix, lob in a couple of Pop Rocks, and stand well back.


Posted at 01:25 PM

RE: JIM SENSENBRENNER [KJL]
He impressed me a while back when he was being attacked for supposedly "hurting children" when he took a stand against a federal Amber Alert law. Facts suggested Congress didn't need to act, some state legislatures did. And Sensenbrenner dared to say so, making him...the evil Republican he is again now on the intel-bill.

Posted at 01:25 PM

I’M INCREASINGLY… [Rich Lowry]
…of the view that Duncan Hunter and Jim Sensenbrenner are heroes among men for their role in the intell reform bill. Here’s my column from last week and an email:

“Rich,

I retired from the Naval Reserve spook community in 1989, and even back then the handwriting was on the wall regarding the transition of satellite intel from stratigic to tactical as the technology evolved. If satellite imagery can be routed through the CIA and the Pentagon without any perceptible delay, then it may not be a big deal. If the turn-around to the troops on the ground is more than 30 seconds, more of the good guys are going to die. With regard to drivers licenses for illegal aliens, anyone who argues that that shouldn't be part of this reform legislation should be laughed out of the room.”

Posted at 01:12 PM

“JEFF THE FIGHTING KURD” [Rich Lowry]
What a name! From the NY Times this morning:

"Sitting where the troops had ordered him to sit - in front of an open-air cigarette store - the suspect flicked out of his pocket several folded sheets of handwritten notes. It was clear he hoped the pages would land unnoticed amid the clutter of the store just a step away.

They did not. A soldier scooped them up and handed them to an Iraqi interpreter working for the Americans. 'Who has this? He is an insurgent!' shouted the interpreter, known only to the soldiers as Jeff the Fighting Kurd.

Jeff and another interpreter quickly translated the pages for the American officers who gathered around."

Posted at 01:09 PM

KURDISH MOTIVATION [Rich Lowry]
Here is an explanation for why some Kurds might want to see a delay in the elections. I hadn't seen the provincial-election rationale before:

"The Kurds are well organized and are expected to vote in large numbers. But their leaders are also concerned that the Shiites, who make up about 60 percent of Iraq's population, will seize unchecked power in the elections and dominate other groups. Kurds who were forced out of Kirkuk and other northern cities under Saddam Hussein have been moving back in recent months, and a delayed election could allow more time for Kurds to increase their numbers there and dominate the provincial elections that will take place along with the national vote."

Posted at 01:03 PM

ENCOURAGING... [Rich Lowry]
...bit about Iraqi troops:

"After failures earlier this year, when many Iraqi units deserted or refused to fight, the American command wrote a new blueprint for training tens of thousands of Iraqi fighters and used Falluja as the first, critical testing ground. Considered a qualified success there, the best Iraqi units have been an integral part of every major raid in the follow-up offensive here.

In many raids, they have heavily outnumbered American troops, as they did in the operation on Sunday, which included 40 marines and 80 members of a special Iraqi commando unit assigned to the country's powerful Interior Ministry."

Although the troops actually featured in this piece were not too impressive.

Posted at 12:58 PM

PETER BROOKES... [Rich Lowry]
...has an eye-opening column on China's oil consumption today. The Chinese are already the world's second-ranked greenhouse gas producer.

Posted at 12:54 PM

A TERRIBLE FATE [KJL]
No one should have to "read more Rousseau." No one. Ever. That reader's list just brought back terrible memories.

Posted at 12:49 PM

"CHOICE ON EARTH" [KJL]
Planned Parenthood brings back their oh-so-appropriate holiday classic.

Posted at 12:47 PM

ROUSSEAU, RICH & ME [Jonah Goldberg]

Political theory sunday seems to have a half-life. From a reader in response to today's syndicated column in which I wrote, ""Saying that the courts should follow the Rousseauian General Will of the people isn't "moderate" at all —
indeed, it's a form of radicalism.":

This is ironic considering my comments on Rousseau
when I emailed you about Niet. this weekend. You are
just wrong on this, and howsoever much I love what you
and Rich Lowery do (and I love it very much since I
have been coming back for more for the last-almost
12-years, since I was 14), you-especially he-have this
thing against Rousseau that is totally wrong. There
is nothing in 1) The Social Contract, 2) the First
Discourse, 3) the Second Discourse, 4) the Letter on
Stage Spectacles, 5) The Confessions, 5) The Discourse
on Political Economy, 6) The Discourse on the Origin
of Languages, 7) The Essay on Heroic Virtue, 8)
Narcisse, or, the Self-Admirer, 9) the first parts of
the Letter to Count Weilhorski on the Government of
Poland or 10) several letters from Rousseau to
Voltaire, Diderot, etc. that in any way contradicts
originalism, traditionalism, conservatism, capitalism,
or anything else that you hold dear (also, just incase
you were wondering about this, Rousseau was not
French, he was a citizen of Geneva). I have read the
entirety of everything I have just mentioned (so for
the Letter on Poland, I have only read a little of
it), plus parts of "La Nouvelle Eloise," and a little
of Emile (I don't know if Emile's educational theory
is as bad as Lowry thinks it is, it may be, but the
whole of Emile I think is less than 600 pages, all the
reading I have described to you is about 1500 pages).
And all of it is 1) very good, 2) often as
nationalistic as John O'Sullivan (so the thing Lowry
has against Kant, the one bad thing about Kant, his
love for a UN before we-sadly-got one, Rousseau is
innocent of), 3) the greatest stuff out there against
euthanasia and the so-called "right-to-die" and at no
point is the "general will" confused with the impulse
of the mob-though Rousseau hated all indirect
democracy, and therefore he did not approve of our
Anglo-American system (he knew how M.P.'s in England
were elected, I think his views on this were stupid,
but they only occupy one footnote in the Social
Contract), anyway, believing that we should all be
like Geneva (or Rome before the Empire) where everyone
in the "city" can vote, and thus, we should all live
in city-states is something that Aristotle too
believed-and all the Alastir MacIntyre-Leon Kass
people never have to defend their hero's conservatism
to you guys, even though Aristotle DID defend
infanticide and euthanasia (which is bad stuff,
right?).
You and Lowry are great, but-like Burke, you seem
to think that just because Robespierre *said* he was a
disciple of Rousseau, he was in fact one. Justice
Brennan quoted George Washington, but you'd never
saddle the Father of the Country with that moral
relativist idiot's "work" on the Supreme Court, people
at NR should read more Rousseau before they attack
him, they will find that there is precious little to
attack.
Thank you for your time.


Posted at 12:39 PM

AN IRAQ SILVER LINING [Rich Lowry]
From WSJ today:

“The International Energy Agency in Paris estimates that Iraq pumped an average of about two million barrels of oil a day in the year’s second and third quarters—an especially violent period of oilfield sabotage. That output is about 20% short of prewar levels and a far cry from what some Bush administration officials had hoped for after Iraqi fields were seized relatively unscathed early in last year’s invasion. Still, the robust output has been enough to lift Iraq—home of the world’s second-largest deposit of reserves behind Saudi Arabia—back to the level of a major oil producer, comparable in size to other giants such as Kuwait and Venezuela.

Iraq’s resilience may be an early indication that the country—still occupied by American and other coalition troops and wracked by months of guerilla war—could be spared the sort of oil-industry collapse suffered by other large producers in political crises.”

Posted at 12:39 PM

IN PRAISE OF BAD WRITING [Jonah Goldberg]

Academia responds to the charge they no write good. And since Orwell's come up around here, here's my take on the issue. I've always been fond if this column.


Posted at 12:35 PM

RE: DESPERATE TECH BLEG [John Derbyshire]
Much sage advice from readers -- many, many thanks to all.

Bottom lines:

(a) My monitor is dying. When it starts to smoke, I should definitely switch it off. (It was manufactured in Oct. 2000 so I guess I can't complain.)

(b) In the meantime -- an anti-glare screen is called for. Or a cheapo replacement from Salvation Army or other discard stores to fill the gap.

(c) ON NO ACCOUNT SHOULD I, OR YOU, OR ANYONE, OPEN UP A MONITOR. There are capacitors in there carrying 000s of volts. I could, actually and literally, get killed. Bad, bad, bad idea.

Posted at 12:33 PM

THAT EXPLAINS IT [KJL]
Here are the actual Roe poll questions: "As you may know, President Bush may have the opportunity to appoint several new justices to the U.S. Supreme Court during his second term. The 1973 Supreme Court ruling called Roe v. Wade made abortion in the first three months of pregnancy legal. Do you think President Bush should nominate Supreme Court justices who would uphold the Roe v. Wade decision, or nominate justices who would overturn the Roe v. Wade decision?"

"Do you think the person nominated to join the Supreme Court should or should not publicly state his or her position on abortion before being approved by the U.S. Senate for the job?"

Posted at 12:30 PM

HIV INFECTIONS STILL DOWN IN UGANDA [KJL]
According to U.N. A reminder that "ABC" works.

Posted at 12:26 PM

GO HOME! [KJL]
This makes me sick.

Posted at 12:18 PM

WHAT WAS FOUND IN FALLUJAH [KJL]
The report that is making the rounds, in pdf form, here.

Posted at 12:14 PM

RE: GUTIERREZ [KJL]
Has some biography.

Posted at 12:09 PM

DESPERATE TECH BLEG [John Derbyshire]
My desktop monitor -- a 21" Trinitron from Dell -- is VERY BRIGHT. There are of course little push-button controls on a panel below the screen, which I have fiddled with till I am blue in the face without effect. The "Brightness" control is now set at zero, yet the screen is far too bright. ("Contrast" is at 50 percent.) There are 6 thin bright white lines slanting across it.

The thing is 4 yrs old. I shall be getting a new computer in the spring, but have to live with this monitor for a few months. The dazzling glow of the screen is starting to permeate the house like one of those back-lit apparitions in a Spielberg movie. I'm worried it might be hurting my eyes.

No other controls are visible other than the push-button ones at the front. I'm out of warranty and don't have the $300 deal for Dell to answer my phone calls. I'm on the point of opening up the thing to see if there's anything inside I can adjust... but I really wouldn't know what I was doing. Anybody got any ideas? Please respond to olimu@optonline.net. Bless you.

Posted at 12:08 PM

ANOTHER SOCIALIST DICTATOR [Jonah Goldberg ]
cracks down on the Jews Why? Because they're there.

Posted at 12:04 PM

"DAN RATHER WAS SLIMED" [KJL]
Derb's man O'Reilly defends Rather.

Jim Geraghty doesn't think he's talking about Dan Rather, however.

Posted at 12:01 PM

RE: PETER'S QUESTION [John Podhoretz]
Orwell's marvelous "smelly little orthodoxies" quip comes from his monograph-book on Charles Dickens, published in 1939 and collected in "Dickens, Dali and Others." It's from Chapter Six, which you can find on the Web at www.dickens-literature.com.

In the passage, Orwell writes about how, when you read a memorable writer, you can see a face speaking to you behind the words you're reading:

"In the case of Dickens I see a face that is not quite the face of Dickens's photographs, though it resembles it. It is the face of a man of about forty, with a small beard and a high colour. He is laughing, with a touch of anger in his laughter, but no triumph, no malignity. It is the face of a man who is always fighting against something, but who fights in the open and is not frightened, the face of a man who is generously angry ‹ in other words, of a nineteenth-century liberal, a free intelligence, a type hated with equal hatred by all the smelly little orthodoxies which are now contending for our souls."

By the way, the last words Orwell ever wrote were these astoundingly memorable ones: "At fifty, everyone has the face he deserves." He died a few weeks later -- at the overwhelmingly sad age of 47.

Posted at 11:48 AM

RE: ROE POLL [KJL]
A blogger points out:
As with most such polls, the respondents to this poll were clueless as to the subject matter. The funny thing though is that the poll results prove this fact, although the story doesn't bother to point it out.

The story begins by saying that "Six in 10 Americans say there should be a mandatory retirement age for Supreme Court Justices". Then, just three sentences later, the author admits that 59% of the respondents did not know what job William H. Rehnquist, holds.

Posted at 11:44 AM

SAFIRE'S REPLACEMENT [Jonah Goldberg ]

The chattering continues.


Posted at 11:40 AM

MORE UKRAINE [KJL]
David Frum says "we may look back on the last week of November 2004, as the most important week in European history since 1989."

Posted at 11:37 AM

ROE [KJL]
Americans don't want it overturned?

Posted at 11:25 AM

ANTI-KERRY SWIFT-VET [KJL]
fired

Posted at 11:12 AM

CHEVELLE ROCKS RIGHT [Jonathan H. Adler]
Chevelle bassist Joe Loeffler explains to Cleveland's Free Times why he supported President Bush's reelection:
I agree with everything he stands for. I voted for him four years ago. But this election was just plain obvious. The choice was to vote for a politician or vote in a President. Kerry had nothing. The polls of people who voted for Kerry found that they voted for him because he wasn't Bush, which doesn't make sense to me. I don't see why people didn't vote for Bush. I heard, “Well, he went to Iraq and we didn't find weapons of mass destruction.” What? That's why you don't like him. That's all you got. We're saving lives here. We liberated 50 million people and we took Saddam out of power.
Loeffler also defends owning a Hummer H2. For those in the area, Chevelle performs in Cleveland tonight with Korn, Breaking Benjamin and a few other hard rock acts.

Posted at 11:06 AM

NRO SCAVENGER HUNT [Jonah Goldberg]

Peter - Funny you mention this. I was telling Rich not long ago that I thought it would be fun to launch an occasional feature at NRO where we set readers on a scavenger hunt of some kind. My idea would be to enlist various NR types to construct riddles, trivia questions, historical arcana, puzzles, poems whatever that would reveal new clues toward finding a hidden NRO-Treasure. I suspect Derb would be particularly good at the math riddles. We could reveal the riddle on a Monday and provide the answer on a Friday. Anyone who figured it out before then would have a headstart.

We could launch it in one city or go nationwide or whatever. Contestants could bring digital cameras and send in pictures of their "adventures." I'm not entirely sure why I think this is a good idea, but I think something along these lines could be a lot of fun and extend further NRO's wacky, pioneering, fun-loving NRO-ness. I haven't passed the idea by K-Lo yet (though I suppose I just did) and I haven't exactly thought it all through. But maybe in the Spring we can figure something out. Or...maybe not. I have these crazy ideas all the time and my colleagues generally humor me until I forget them.


Posted at 10:58 AM

NEW COMMERCE SEC'T [KJL]
"WASHINGTON (AP) -- President Bush has chosen Carlos Gutierrez, chief executive officer of Kellogg, to be secretary of commerce. "

Posted at 10:55 AM

NEVERMIND GEOCACHING [Peter Robinson]
(though it sound cool). Santa's bringing GPS technology this year! But...what movie did you see?

Posted at 10:48 AM

CAN YOU CHECK A CACHE? [Peter Robinson ]
This weekend my oldest daughter, 13, introduced the family to “geocaching,” a new sport, if that’s the word, or hobby, if that’s the word. Come to think of it, the best word is probably “diversion.”

First you get yourself a hand-held GPS unit, like this. Then you go to www.geocaching.com, type in your zip code, and look for a treasure hunt in a congenial setting. Once you’ve found one, you enter the coordinates into your GPS unit and set merrily off.

We attempted two hunts, both on the Stanford campus. both with our friends, George and Nancy Savage and their two sons. The first was set in a little park, and the prize, a tiny “cache,” was attached by magnet to a children’s play structure. Everyone had fun searching. The kids clambered over and under the play structure, Crusoe the Wonder Dog dug holes in the ground, the two women sat on a park bench chatting during this rare moment of ease when their children and husbands were all happily occupied, and the husbands—well, I gave up and began playing with Crusoe, but George refused to surrender, examining every join and bolt until finally, flat on his back in the dirt, he found the prize. Inside lay coiled a tiny strip of paper that George signed, adding his name to the list of 20 or more who had found the prize in recent months.

Our second hunt proved more elaborate and less successful. The first set of coordinates led us to a black granite fountain designed by Maya Lin. There we were to use the fountain to solve a set of riddles that would provide us with the coordinates for the second and ultimate prize. The riddles ran along the lines of, What number is one less than the product of the last two digits of the year in which the person who donated the fountain graduated from Stanford? We guessed at the answers, but the coordinates we got sent us in what had to have been the wrong direction. But so what? We walked back to the house as merrily as we’d set off, determined to do a little research on the fountain and try again. For the kids, what would have been a couple of dull holiday walks with their parents had been transformed into adventures.

Jonah’s child is sill much, much too young for this, and likewise the Hayward children. But John Miller’s kids? And the junior Derbs? Grab yourselves GPS units, gents, and give geocaching a try. It’s an innocent pleasure, and there are few enough of those.

Posted at 10:43 AM

"SMELLY" BLEG [Peter Robinson]
Just linked to the latest George Will column (for which link, I thank you, Andrew), and found this marvelous paragraph:
Academics such as the next secretary of state still decorate Washington, but academia is less listened to than it was. It has marginalized itself, partly by political shrillness and silliness that have something to do with the parochialism produced by what George Orwell called "smelly little orthodoxies."
Since Will’s columns appear without footnotes, I must ask the readers of this happy Corner: Where in Orwell does that phrase, “smelly little orthodoxies,” appear? Volume? Page number? Please place “smelly” in your subject line.

Posted at 10:43 AM

AND I WAS WORRIED IT WOULD BE JOHN KERRY . . . [Shannen Coffin]
Sports Illustrated named its "Sportsman of the Year" this weekend. The winner(s) were the 2004 version of the Boston Red Sox. Sorry, K-Lo.

Posted at 10:40 AM

MAKE THAT "GRAMM FOR TREASURY!" [KJL]

Posted at 10:37 AM

GRAMM FOR TREASURY? [Jonathan H. Adler]
Bob Novak suggests it's a possibility, as does this report in the Washington Post.

Posted at 10:32 AM

SCOTUS [KJL]
Just refused to hear a challenge of the Mass. gay-marriage decision.

Posted at 10:21 AM

WINNING COUNTIES [Jonah Goldberg]

A reader offers an interesting clarification:

The fact in the LA Times story should be put in context: Bush won 81% of all counties nation wide, according to uselectionatlas.com, so winning 97% of the fastest growing counties is not as astounding as one might initially think. It's still good news, though.

Posted at 10:15 AM

RE: HIGH HIGH COURT [Jonathan H. Adler]
The case the Supremes hear today, Raich v. Ashcroft is exceedingly important. While the context of the case is a dispute over medical marijuana, the case is really about federalism -- specifically the limits of Congress' power under the Commerce Clause. I'll have more Raich, and what it means for the future of federalism, in a forthcoming piece for NRO (sorry it's late K-Lo).

Posted at 10:12 AM

SUDAN [KJL]
kicks out some aid workers.

Posted at 10:09 AM

HAMAS: CEASEFIRE POSSIBLE [Jonah Goldberg ]

Color me dubious. From the Jerusalem Post:

Sheikh Hassan Yusef, head of the Hamas political bureau in Ramallah said Monday that Hamas is willing to declare a 10 year hudna, or ceasefire.

In an interview with Israel Radio, the senior Hamas leader said that the Islamic movement would consider committing to a ceasefire in order to ultimately join a national unity government with the Palestinian leadership, as Hamas is interested in playing an active role in the new Palestinian government and participating in national decisions.

He did not reject the possibility that Hamas would stop terror attacks against Israel during negotiations. However, a truce with Israel, Yusef said, would be dependant on an end of the Israeli occupation of the territories, release of security prisoners and "elimination of Israeli violence." When asked which borders "occupation" was referring to, he said the borders of 1967, not 1948.

Yusef also called on the United States and the international community to reconsider their definition of Hamas a "terror organization."

The statements came following Mahmoud Abbas's (Abu Mazen) appeals to end the state of anarchy and illegal armament in the territories.

Sheikh Yusef, who was recently released from an Israeli prison after completing a two-year-and-four-month sentence for membership in an illegal movement, was a close associate of the late PA chairman Yasser Arafat and is considered a senior and influential member of Hamas.

Senior Hamas members in the Gaza Strip and abroad have not yet reacted to Yusef's declarations.

Security sources in Gaza have said that the Palestinian Authority has put together a security plan that will attempt to put an end to the illegal carrying of weapons on the Palestinian street.

Nabil Abu Rudeineh, who served as Arafat's spokesman for the past decade, also recently came out against the prevalent trend of illegally bearing arms. In an interview with al-Jazeera, Rudeineh said, "Both the Fatah and Hamas need to understand that this phenomenon will harm the Palestinians rather than strengthen them."

Report: PA calls to stop incitement against Israel

Meanwhile, according to London based pan-Arab newspaper a-Sharak al-Awsat, the Palestinian Authority leadership has instructed its media to halt all incendiary broadcasts against Israel, especially songs and video clips directly calling on audiences to continue the Intifada.

The newspaper claimed that the order was given less than 24 hours after Prime Minister Ariel Sharon demanded that the Palestinians stop incitement against Israel if they want to renew negotiations, Army Radio reported. Sharon made the statements in a speech to the Likud faction a week and a half ago.

At the same time, PA sources are reportedly assembling a collection of statements made by Israeli politicians, military officers and rabbis which discriminate against Palestinians to prove that Israel is guilty of incitement and sedition as well, Army Radio reported.



Posted at 10:03 AM

THIS SEEMS LIKE POSSIBLE PROGRESS [KJL]
The current Ukranian prime minister says he will support a new election if fraud is proven.

Posted at 10:01 AM

RE: UKRAINE [KJL]
Andrew Stuttaford's piece today isn't too shoddy.

Posted at 09:58 AM

REALIGNING PORTENTS [Jonah Goldberg ]

Yesterday's Washington Post featured an interesting -- though not exactly spell-binding -- article by John Harris on whether or not the GOP 2004 victory signals a realignment. There was one eye-popping statistic in there though:


Mark Gersh, a leading elections analyst with the Democratic-supporting National Committee for an Effective Congress, said he does not believe a realignment has occurred, but he does fear that the results highlight serious structural problems for Democrats. In addition to the higher number of Republican-leaning states -- a major GOP advantage in the Senate -- the Democrats are getting trounced in the outer suburbs of metropolitan regions. While these areas still produce relatively few votes, they are the fastest-growing areas of the country. A Los Angeles Times analysis found that Bush won 97 of the 100 fastest-growing counties. [Emphasis mine]


Posted at 09:53 AM

UKRAINE, KOFI, ETC. [Jonah Goldberg ]

This op-ed by David Satter in today's WSJ (Sub req'd) is the best piece I've read on the Ukranian situation. If you feel like you've fallen behind on events or that you haven't read up enough, this is an outstanding cheat-sheet and a powerful essay at the same time.

Glenn Reynolds (AKA Instapundit) has a very good piece on Kofi Annan and why we should replace him with my man Vaclav as well. Which also may be the shortest op-ed I've seen in a while.


Posted at 09:48 AM

HMMMM...STRAUSS & NIETZSCHE CONT'D [Jonah Goldberg]

From a Johns Hopkins student:

Hey Jonah,

Just thought I'd add something a little late to the ongoing Corner
Debate. I went this morning to register for January short courses that
they offer here at JHU between semesters, and what do I see but:

AS 191.308 (S) THE LEFT/RIGHT NIETZSCHEAN DEBATE (2)
What is Nietzsche's legacy for contemporary political theory? This
course stages a debate between a Left Nietzschean, Gilles Delenze, and a
Right Nietzschean, Leo Strauss.

Apparently someone here in our Poli Sci department considers Strauss a
Nietzschean in some form, if that counts for anything. Unfortunately
the timing of the class is off such that I can't take it and report
back. Sorry!


Posted at 09:42 AM

STICK FOLLOWS CARROT [Mark Krikorian ]
Malaysia is conducting the kind of amnesty I can support wholeheartedly -- it's giving illegal aliens a period of time to leave the country without punishment. To encourage compliance, the government has announced that it plans to deputize more than half a million people (out of a total population of 22 million), members of two neighborhood watch organizations, to help officials arrest and deport those illegals who don't take advantage of the amnesty.

Posted at 09:39 AM

"BLACK MONDAY" [KJL]
Today is online-shopping day. Here and here and here and here.

Posted at 09:33 AM

FRIENDS OF IRAQ BLOGGER CHALLENGE [KJL]
I'm a huge fan of the work Spirit of America is doing, and this is a great idea.

Posted at 09:30 AM

WELL, I CERTAINLY FEEL BETTER, DON'T YOU? [KJL]
Reuters:
The United Nations nuclear watchdog said Monday it had verified that Iran's suspension of uranium enrichment-related activity was now complete.

Posted at 09:27 AM

INTERESTING POINT [Jonah Goldberg]

From a reader, re that heroin story below:

Jonah, The article you quoted said: Three years ago, it recorded more overdoses than any other major European city. Now, after a two-year decline in drug deaths — in part because of the war in Afghanistan, which interrupted the production and distribution of heroin — the number of overdoses is rising. Proof that the Taliban did nothing to curtail the flow of heroin from Afghanistan. We have been told that the Taliban hated the drug trade and was successful in stopping it.

Posted at 09:17 AM

FIROK? [Mark Krikorian]
Remember FYROM, "Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia"? Until this month our government used this circumlocution (as others still do) to avoid calling the country of Macedonia by its name, in order not to anger the Greeks, who fear the name as a precursor to irredentism. Well, Al Kamen's In the Loop column in the Washington Post coined a new euphemism we might be hearing, if the January elections in Iraq are unsuccessful, to keep from angering the Turks: FIROK, the "Former Iraqi Republic of Kurdistan." Improbably enough, the word actually means "airplane" in Kurdish.

Posted at 08:51 AM

W -- THE FIRST HISPANIC PRESIDENT? [Mark Krikorian ]
A quote in the Washington Post distilled for me the origins of the president's views on immigration: "The relationship of the Bush family to Hispanics is something like Bill Clinton's relationship with African Americans." I guess, then, that it should not have come as a surprise to me that the president's pick for Attorney General, Alberto Gonzales, is a member of the National Council of La Raza ("The Race"), a racial-identity group created by the Ford Foundation which supports amnesty for illegal aliens.

Posted at 08:48 AM

"LEAST INTRIGUING" CELEB [KJL]
Michael Moore.

Posted at 08:44 AM

DAN'S A DUD [Tim Graham]
Playing around on AOL.com this weekend, I discovered the kind of polling lows Dan Rather gets when compared to Tom and Peter. AOL asked people to rate the anchors as excellent, good, fair, or poor. Check out the disparities (online polling sample size, a smidge over 110,000). Excellent: Tom 41 percent, Peter 36 percent, Dan 22 percent. Poor: Tom 11 percent, Peter 18 percent, Dan, a whopping 41 percent.

Posted at 07:47 AM

AH YES, IF ONLY IT WERE LEGAL... [Jonah Goldberg ]

We're not going to rehash (no pun intended) the whole drug war thing today (NR's agin' it, I'm fer it, though I'm in favor of decriminalizing pot). But this LA Times story strikes me as worth reading. Here's the opener:


OSLO — She said she only smoked heroin, but there were needle bruises on her neck. She said she loved her boyfriend, but she stood on a corner and offered herself to others. She said she was a girl, but then remembered she had become a woman. She said she wanted to quit, but she knew she wouldn't.

Across town in a brick chapel, Father Jon Atle Wetaas lighted three votive candles. "These are for peace and reflection," the priest said. "We never know what we'll meet out there." Then he and a nurse loaded a camper with clean needles, medicine and coffee and drove the streets searching for some of the estimated 5,000 to 7,000 heroin addicts that shadow this Norwegian port city.

They came upon the woman on the corner, a shattered 18-year-old desperately looking to fill her empty syringe. Her name was Katrin Nygard Helgeland.

"I try to quit," she said, her face pale in the autumn half-light. "I get depressed, and I run away inside myself."

Clean and tidy Oslo, the capital of a nation with one of the highest standards of living and some of the best social programs in the world, is one of Europe's heroin havens. Three years ago, it recorded more overdoses than any other major European city. Now, after a two-year decline in drug deaths — in part because of the war in Afghanistan, which interrupted the production and distribution of heroin — the number of overdoses is rising.


Posted at 07:44 AM

THE SKITTISH ARE COMING [Jack Fowler]
How pathetic: last night I dreamt at length about concocting new copy points for selling NR books on The Corner. Even more pathetic was the one-liner I came up with -- "The Skittish Are Coming" -- which was a weird mix of "Christmas is coming" and my deep desire that those in Cornerland who have been skittish about buying our great kids books should, well, stop being skittish. It sounded brilliant in my sleep. Sounds stupid now that I am awake (by the way, before hitting the hay I watched a History Channel program on the Battle of Monmouth). Well, at least I wasn’t dreaming about sugarplum fairies.

Anyway, while I'm working on getting a new life, I hope you will be getting some new books for those children who you really care about. Now, if you realllllly cared this Christmas you'd be giving them books that are wholesome, decent, and influential. Sure, influential. Our acclaimed titles -- The National Review Treasury of Classic Children's Literature (original edition and the even-better Volume Two) and The National Review Treasury of Classic Bedtime Stories and even good old Queen Zixi of Ix -- are crammed with great stories by great writers that can and do influence children, teaching them lessons and values and virtues (something you won't get from blood-and-guts video games and other obnoxious toys). We’ve got a number of special offers available -- please take advantage of them, sooner than later (Christmas IS indeed coming, and swiftly), here.

Posted at 07:18 AM

"CONCERN FOR THE GREATER GOOD" [KJL]
should override "traditional turf battles," says Katie Couric, talking to Howard Finesman about the intel bill. Heaven forbid lawmakers fight for a stronger bill.

Posted at 07:12 AM

WHAT GENOCIDE? [KJL]
Sudan's president denies reality.

Posted at 07:05 AM

MICHAEL JORDAN'S BROTHER [KJL]
is headed to Iraq.

Posted at 07:00 AM

GEORGIA CRANBERRIES [KJL]
Greg Vojnovic's recipe worked well, I can report. Easily rivals the canned stuff, which is hard if you were raised on it.

Posted at 06:32 AM

IRAN RECRUITS [KJL]
suicide bombers.

Posted at 06:19 AM

THANK YOU, [KJL]
Cathy Young, for being grateful for us.

Posted at 06:14 AM

OSAMA IS IN LITTLE ROCK [KJL]
Sidney Blumenthal exposes the paranoid delusions of the Bush team. A public service, for sure.

Posted at 06:08 AM

UKRAINE: IS IT JUST LIKE GEORGIA? [KJL]
A comparison.

Posted at 06:06 AM

WORKING OUT OF LENIN MUSEUM [KJL]
Oh, the ironies! A look inside the non-stop protests in Kiev.

Posted at 06:01 AM

THE INDEPENDENT [KJL]
ought to be on the Oliver Stone payroll.

Posted at 05:58 AM

NO CONSENSUS ON COOKBOOK IDEA [KJL]
One e-mail:
Worst idea ever. I mean we conservatives may or may not have some great cooks amongst us, but who on earth would buy a cookbook based on the politics of the recipe writers? Vegan eating Mother Jones nutjobs are about the only demographic I think might respond to such a thing.
Another:
DO IT! Sell a million and give yourselves a raise. I'll buy at least one.
Thanks for all yall do.
And a request: "If you do publish a Corner Cookbook, Jonah must contribute the recipe to his Marion Barry cocktail. "

Posted at 05:55 AM

GEN. ABIZAID [KJL]
warns Iran

Posted at 05:52 AM

HIGH HIGH COURT [KJL]
Randy Barnett heads to the Supreme Court today to argue in favor of legal medical marijuana.

Posted at 05:44 AM

RE: HEY [KJL]
Posting on the weekend? What a novel concept. Don't given Andrew Stuttaford any ideas.

Your gold star is in the mail.

Posted at 05:41 AM

Sunday, November 28, 2004

HEY.... [Jonah Goldberg]

Kathryn - Do I have to post on Monday if I posted all weekend?


Posted at 09:25 PM

THEY ARE TOO NIETZCHEANS... [Jonah Goldberg]

So says this guy (but color me unpersuaded):

Dear Mr. Goldberg, Whoever said that a follower of Nietzsche could never be conservative understands neither Nietzsche nor conservatism. Nietzsche was the great opponent of the pretense to absolute truth, of "rationality" that claimed to span across all times and places, of so-called "objective" perspectives that span across historical situations. It constantly amazes me that conservatives don't seem to realize that they agree with Nietzsche on all of these points (thought they certainly disagree with him on others). Conservatives, especially but not only secular conservatives, take their bearings from the arbitrary historical position in which they are born. Whenever you hear a conservative use the term "Judao-Christian tradition" to describe where their moral values come from, this is what they're saying. Conservatives don't (or at least shouldn't, if they have any idea of what they're talking about) claim that their societies are "simply best" or "purely rational," but rather that there are good reasons for generally leaving historically conditioned social values as they are. Conservatives reject rationalistic political projects, such as the Marxist world state. Now, Nietzsche sought to replace the Judao-Christian tradition with his more brutal set of values, and this is where Nietzsche and conservatives part ways. But the underlying thought process, a preference for historical values over purely rational values, remains. Every true conservative agrees with Nietzsche's fundamental tenets.

Leo Strauss agrees with Nietzsche on all of these points too. But things get more complicated when one realizes that Strauss wanted to leave room for universal, Platonic rationality in an elite group of philosophers, despite the fact that this effort was in tension with the kind of society he preferred. This causes a lot of confusion in the debate over whether or not Strauss is a conservative.

Hope this clarifies things.


Posted at 08:46 PM

REMIND ME.... [Jonah Goldberg]

To taunt Steve more often.

By the way Steve, did I mention that Jane Addams and the gang at Hull House boiled their Thanksgiving turkey?


Posted at 08:42 PM

SPAM [KJL]
I hate it all (the e-mail variety), but spam from "Suha Arafat" is particularly annoying. In case you've been spared, it goes something like this:
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Posted at 08:39 PM

NIETZSCHE GRILLED [Steve Hayward]
I had hoped to avoid being dragged into the Strauss/Nietzsche fracas, but then Jonah had to go taunt me by suggesting an affinity between Weber grillers and Nietzsche. Jonah--that's Max Weber you've got in your head next to Nietzsche, not Weber grills! And certainly not me! See if you get invited to my next BBQ!

Three points need to be raised. First, in my opinion no American conservatives today, or ever, have been Nietzscheans (with the possible exception of Bloom and a handful close to him, and they won't admit it). Second, Strauss was not a Nietzschean. However, thirdly, Strauss recognized that Nietzsche expressed the innermost character of modern thought in its most powerful form, namely, moral relavitism or nihilism. Much of this is by now subsciously a part of the furnishing of modern thought, even among people who never read or even heard of Nietzsche. This is what Bloom meant when he said that whenever people use the word "values" (including, alas, conservatives) they are using the language of Nietzsche, and validating him in a sense. (The sensible alternative to "values" is "principles," which point to some grounding in nature or revelation. I know, I know, "values" can too, but the subjectivity of value-language will win out. "I get my values at 'True Value" hardware!!)

Strauss did think that refuting Nietzsche was no easy thing; the alternative to Nietzsche was a return to classical political philosophy (Aristotle being the antithesis of Nietzsche), but Strauss admitted that a return to the classics is problematic. This is why he is often accused, mostly by people on the left (but increasingly by paleocons) who have never read him, of being a Nietzschean. The co-called "West Coast Straussians" (one of whom I am which, to borrow the fractured syntax I heard once on a C-SPAN House broadcast) believe that the American constitutional order represents a synthesis of the classical outlook on political life modulated by modern refinements in classical thought, especially Locke; in other words, America is the solution to the problem of Nietzsche, with Lincoln being the obvious anti-Hitler.

Fortunately, the founders did not have to contend with Nietzsche or Hegel, or they might have botched the job. (In fact, it is Hegel who was the guiding philosopher of Progressive Era intellectuals, but that is another story.) This is one reason why Strauss, though he wrote little about American politics directly, was deeply attached to the American regime. He made numerous patriotic expressions about the U.S. Also, he was a subscriber to National Review, which suggests he had somewhat more affinity with the conservative movement than Irakly Areshidze suggests in his otherwise sensible letter that Jonah posted.

Posted at 07:21 PM

THIS COULD BE A POSITIVE SIGN [KJL]
for umbilical-cord stem-cell research.

Posted at 07:08 PM

ACADEMIC DIVERSITY [Andrew Stuttaford]

A joke, of course.

George Will has more:

“Many campuses are intellectual versions of one-party nations -- except such nations usually have the merit, such as it is, of candor about their ideological monopolies. In contrast, American campuses have more insistently proclaimed their commitment to diversity as they have become more intellectually monochrome. They do indeed cultivate diversity -- in race, skin color, ethnicity, sexual preference. In everything but thought.”

He’s right, of course.

What puzzles me is why, despite this, the universities’ customers, many of whom are paying large sums to go there, do nothing about this. And why do alumni still stump up cash to subsidize an intolerance that many must find repulsive?


Posted at 05:21 PM

DANGEROUS RADICAL IDEA [Andrew Stuttaford]

That Congressmen should actually be given time to read the legislation they vote on.

How about it?

(And if that means that they have less time to dream up other legislation, so much the better).

Via Radley Balko.


Posted at 05:15 PM

HERE WE GO AGAIN [Andrew Stuttaford]

“London's bid for the 2012 Olympic Games has been damaged by allegations that ministers may have broken rules on influencing members of the International Olympic Committee, The Independent on Sunday can reveal.”

This is, of course, tremendous news for Londoners – as it makes it far less likely that their city will be put through the Olympic nightmare, but it’s grim news for New York for exactly the same reason.

Paris 2012!


Posted at 05:11 PM

TIME TO PULL STUMPS [Andrew Stuttaford]

For reasons that escape me, the England cricket team is now embarking on a tour of Robert Mugabe’s nightmare kingdom. For a little perspective, here’s the story of Roy Bennett, a Zimbabwean MP who has now been jailed, and his wife, Heather:

”Seeing your husband imprisoned in a country with one of the world’s worst human rights records is bad enough. But over the past four years Heather Bennett has also been abducted at knifepoint and miscarried a baby. The couple have lost their property and been repeatedly threatened, their workers have been brutalised and raped. Last April the military drove them off their farm. This week the couple should have been celebrating their 20th wedding anniversary. Instead Bennett is crammed with 17 other prisoners in a cell meant for four.”

The cricketers should go home.


Posted at 05:08 PM

UKRAINE: TROUBLE COMING... [Andrew Stuttaford]

…or just the vodka speaking?

From the London Sunday Times:

”Draped in a blue pro-government flag and swigging from a vodka bottle to keep warm, Viktor Kolukh was in no mood to compromise yesterday. A hefty miner with thick, tattooed hands, he had travelled 600 miles by bus from Ukraine’s heavily industrialised east with an unmistakable message for the opposition demonstrators on the streets of Kiev. Cheered on by dozens of fellow miners gathered around a camp fire, Kolukh spat contemptuously on an orange opposition banner and trod it deep into the snow. “We want to avoid violence but the situation is very tense. It could blow up any moment,” said Kolukh, 34. “The opposition must accept that it lost the elections. We are patient but if the results are annulled and we are robbed of our victory, there will be blood on the streets.”


Posted at 05:04 PM

IT'S AN IDEA... [KJL]
Ms. Lopez:

I have given up trying to copy-and-paste the flood of recipes that have appeared in The Corner over the Thanksgiving holidays; there were just too many to keep track of. So….

How about producing an Official Corner Holiday Cookbook?


Posted at 04:58 PM

BUY ONE FOR THE GIPPER [Jack Fowler]
The best articles about, and even three by, Ronald Reagan to have appeared in his favorite magazine (NR, natch) have been collected in a great new book -- Tear Down This Wall: The Reagan Revolution, A National Review History -- which is the perfect stocking stuffer for the Gipper-o-phile in your life, and a must for the shelves of ever conservative's home library. It's super affordable (Barnes &Noble is running a special promotion on it) and easily obtainable here.

Posted at 04:47 PM

CHAMBER OF SECRETS (CTD) [Andrew Stuttaford]

Euro MP Daniel Hannan on how the EU ‘parliament’ reacted to the revelation that Chirac’s new EU Commissioner Barrot was, until an amnesty, a convicted criminal:

“It fell to a man called Nigel Farage, capo of the UK Independence Party, to inform the chamber of Mr Barrot's conviction. The pro-EU parties had not looked into his background because, deep down, they didn't want to find anything… The way MEPs reacted to Farage's revelation was horrible. One by one they rose to threaten him with legal action. The Liberal leader, Graham Watson, likened him to the football hooligans who had disgraced Britain in Europe. A fomer colleague of Barrot's, Jacques Toubon, rushed up and down the aisle, apparently looking for someone to punch (Robert Kilroy-Silk, recognising him as the minister who had tried to ban the English language from French airwaves, told him mischievously that no one would understand him unless he spoke English, which sent him into a choking fit). All this because Farage was doing the job that the rest of us ought to have done.”

And as for the rest of the new Commission:

“Of the 25 commissioners, six are former Communists and four have recently lost elections - again demonstrating that the Commission is not so much undemocratic as anti-democratic, attracting politicians who have been expressly rejected by voters. We have an agriculture commissioner who makes money from the CAP, a competition commissioner who, after only two days, has already run into conflicts of interest, and an anti-fraud commissioner who was recently involved in a fraud case (although he was acquitted)…If you think I am exaggerating, consider the Commission's other personnel change - one that has been largely overlooked as a result of the Buttiglione and Barrot affairs. The Latvian candidate, Ingrida Udre, was withdrawn as a candidate. Her crime? To tell MEPs that she favoured tax competition. Her inquisitors were scandalised, and Mrs Udre was duly replaced by a Hungarian apparatchik. There you have it. As far as MEPs are concerned, it is all right to have supported a totalitarian regime, to have been convicted in a corruption case or, indeed, to be an evident dullard with no knowledge of your portfolio. What is not all right is to support the supremacy of national parliaments. Dolts, shysters, reds and retreads are welcome. But someone who believes that nations should set their own taxes? That would be going too far.”

They are crooks in support of a delusion – and a pay-off. Nothing more.


Posted at 02:47 PM

AXIS OF EVIL UPDATE [Jonah Goldberg ]

I know it isn't fashionable to talk about the Axis of Evil anymore, but this should help bring the phrase back into common parlance:

Thousands Respond to Call for Martyrs

The 300 men filling out forms in the offices of an Iranian aid group were offered three choices: train for suicide attacks against US troops in Iraq, or train for suicide attacks against Israelis. Or train to assassinate British author Salman Rushdie.

It looked at first glance like a gathering on the fringes of a society divided between moderates who want better relations with the world and hard-line Muslim militants hostile toward the United States and Israel.


Posted at 01:15 PM

LEO STRAUSS [Jonah Goldberg]

I promise to stop this soon, but everyone knows that the first Sunday after Thanksgiving is known as "political theory Sunday." From a reader:

Dear Jonah,

I have a rule of not writing commentators, but Leo Strauss so mis-represented and mis-understood in both the conservative and the liberal media, that I decided to go ahead with this email notwithstanding my personal rules.

I openly call myself a Straussian, and a conservative (a neo-conservative, if I had to be classified into a particular group). I studied with two direct students of Leo Strauss, one self-educated Straussian (the late Eve Adler, who probably understood Strauss better than anyone in her generation), and another student of Strauss' students at Middlebury. My education largely focused on the sort of careful reading of ancient and modern texts of philosophy that Strauss thought worthwhile. I also studied a lot of Strauss himself, even though most of his former students prefer not to teach his writings in their classroom. (Incidentally, in connection to a topic that was discussion at the NRO blog earlier this month, the main reason why Middlebury is not as heavily influenced by the academic left as other similar schools in New England is because of its Straussian professors, as well as other teachers who are influenced by Strauss one way or the other.)

I think it is a stretch to suggest that Leo Strauss was a conservative. The fact is that Strauss and three of his most important early students (Joseph Cropsey, Allan Bloom, and Herbert Storing) were moderates who stayed away from politics. A further testament to this fact is that most of Strauss' other direct students are not conservative either. If you look across the academia, it is true that many students of Strauss fight the radical leftward movements, the attempt to undo the study of the classical tradition, and the like, but they are not ideological in the sense that we understand conservatives. They are judicious moderates who try to stay away from politics as much as they can. Furthermore, I think most Straussians are disheartened when their teacher is brought into the partisan debate between conservatives and liberals, notwithstanding his great influence on modern conservatism. They also find it quite unfortunate when people who regard themselves as Straussian bring in their partisanship into the classroom; I will not mention any names, but on a personal level, I chose to attend Middlebury precisely because Straussians there do not do that, while at some its competitor colleges, they did.

Of course, there are many conservatives who trace their academic roots to Strauss (including some who studied with him) like Charles Fairbanks, Bill Kristol, Harvey Mansfield, etc. My own view is that it is impossible to read Strauss and not be supportive of the ideas that are today represented by the conservative movement, especially on foreign policy. However, this is a minority view among those who knew Strauss personally, and I think his students are accurate in arguing that Strauss stayed away from partisan politics for a reason. He has had a great influence on modern conservatism, but it does injustice to his great scholarship when he is made part of the partisan debate. This is largely the doing of the left (Norton's book is the most recent example of an attempt to try to demonize Strauss), but his conservative followers would be most fateful to their teacher if they defend his writings on its own merits as some of the most important contribution to political philosophy there is, rather than to try to defend his merits as a conservative.

With best wishes,
Irakly Areshidze


Posted at 11:35 AM

BRITAIN SINKS INTO DESPOTISM [John Derbyshire]
The wretched inhabitants of that other English-speaking nation across the Atlantic, the one I escaped from (praise the Lord!) nineteen years ago, have three lurking fears in their lives: fear of crime; fear of their ignorant, ill-mannered, brutish and corrupt police force; and fear of terrorism. In that order, with terrorism a distant third. For an insight into the second, read this amazing account of Nicky Samengo-Turner's encounter with London's Finest in today's Telegraph.

Posted at 11:29 AM

VANESSA REDGRAVE VS. GITMO [KJL]
The actress launches a political party.

Posted at 11:25 AM

THE UKRAINE VOTE [KJL]
Some worthwhile reading--including mapreading--at this blogsite.

Posted at 11:22 AM

LOLITA, WOLFIE, STRAUSS...THE PLOT THICKENS [Jonah Goldberg]

From "a law student at the London School of Economics":

Mr Goldberg,

Under the heading "Wolfie, Lolita, Strauss, Women....", you post a reader's email mentioning that, in Reading Lolita in Tehran, author Azar Nafisi cryptically acknowledges "Paul" for introducing her to Leo Strauss' Persecution and the Art of Writing. The email goes on to claim that the "Paul" in question is Paul Wolfowitz.

The Corner, I fear, has been Rathered.

The origins of this controversy began when closet neo-con Christopher Hitchens, speaking to Britain's Independent tabloid (formerly a newspaper) (http://news.independent.co.uk/people/profiles/story.jsp?story=564559), claimed that Reading Lolita in Tehran was "dedicated" to Paul Wolfowitz. In fact, the book's dedication reads as follows:
"In memory of my mother, Nezhat Nafisi
For my father, Ahmad Nafisi,
And my family: Bijan, Negar and Dara Naderi."

In a subsequently published article in Slate (http://slate.msn.com/id/2105821), Hitchens revised his earlier claim, saying, "on the pages devoted to 'Acknowledgements' ...one finds a tribute to 'Paul'... 'Paul,' you may care to know, is Paul Wolfowitz."

I mean no disrespect to Christopher Hitchens or the author of the letter you posted, both of whom I'm sure are lovely people, but there is no persuasive evidence that Azar Nafisi was thanking Paul Wolfowitz; unless, of course, he is the only "Paul" to have read Leo Strauss.


Posted at 11:19 AM

UKRAINE'S PRESIDENT [KJL]
calls for an end to the blockade of gov't buildings.

Posted at 11:11 AM

DIANA IN THE TABLOIDS FOREVER [KJL]
New tapes! Secret abortion! Move on already.

Posted at 11:07 AM

RE: KIP QUESTION [John Derbyshire]
J.J.: No, I have not read Angus Wilson's Kipling biography. A much better bet here would be to page David Pryce-Jones, who is much more knowledgable about mid-20C Brit Lit, and who in fact probably knew Wilson personally, at least in some slight way.

Posted at 11:00 AM

HOW THE OTHER HALF LIVES III [Rick Brookhiser]
The Hindu side of Catholicism is much in evidence in Rio. West African deities live on, lightly disguised as saints. The intermediary between these spirits and the faithful is Exu. I saw a statue of him; he is black with cow horns, a bright red tongue, and at least one hoof. He is not an honest broker, however, for he can cause chaos, seemingly at whim. The way to stay on his good side is to feed him cachaca, or sugar cane liquor.

Posted at 11:00 AM

HOW THE OTHER HALF LIVES II [Rick Brookhiser]
An American we met in a samba club said she noticed underage prostitution in her hotel: older men with just-pubescent girls. Once she mentioned it, I reflected that I had seen such pairings in my hotel. Better that a stone were tied around their necks...

Posted at 10:57 AM

HOW THE OTHER HALF LIVES [Rick Brookhiser]
Before I left for Rio, I was warned by a friend who had been here, and who has friends who live here, that crime, always bad, had gotten worse: be careful, stay alert, etc., etc.

On the one hand, the warning seems absurd. I have been in all sorts of places, from the Copacabana Palace, to scuffy neighborhoods just feeling the first whiff of gentrification, and out at all hours, from morning till middnight (admittedly early hours for Rio). The streets range from spotless to clean enough, the cops are evident while being discreet, the level of menace compares with post-Giuliani New York. I never feared for my life, my wallet, or my piece of mind. On the other hand, the main drag outside my five star hotel was blocked off the other night because of an hour-long gun battle between rival drug gangs in two nearby favelas (squatter-villes). The traffickers shot out the transformers, plunging the favelas into darkness. If I understood the daily papers, someone was killed, and there was mention of a grenade.

Posted at 10:54 AM

DEATH MATCH 2004 [Andrew Stuttaford]

One of the highlights of recent weeks was the delightful confession by the Centers for Disease Control that their claim that 400,000 deaths a year due to obesity was, well, wrong.

Apparently, there was an “inadvertent calculation error”.

However, even better still, as Reason’sJacob Sullum has noted, this mistake, and the boost it gave to the anti-obesity crusade, has caused outrage amongst the anti-cigarette jihadists. Their complaint? They want nothing, nothing, to displace tobacco’s role as this nation’s number one scourge, a wheezing, coughing fifth nag of the Apocalypse that can be used to justify raising taxes, fighting ‘passive smoking’ and so on.

Sullums comment? “Some might be dismayed at such squabbling among lifestyle dictators, but it's music to my ears.”

Oh, indeed.


Posted at 10:46 AM

UNASHAMED [Andrew Stuttaford]

Yes, yes, I know what she means, but you have to admit that this statement from Britain’s, sigh, Children’s Minister does sound a touch sinister:

"For me it's not a question of whether we should intrude in family life, but how and when."


Posted at 10:42 AM

KIP QUESTION [John J. Miller]
Derb: I have on my shelf a book called The Strange Ride of Rudyard Kipling, by Angus Wilson. It was recommended to me several years ago, so I picked up a copy but never read it. Is it any good? Oh, and because we're on the subject -- and you may want to put me in a stockade for saying this -- reading Kipling as a boy taught me that sometimes the movie can be better than the book. Evidence: "The Man Who Would be King." An okay short story, but an excellent movie.

Posted at 05:47 AM

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