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Saturday, December 18, 2004

I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE [KJL]
Commericals from the 80s.

Posted at 11:48 PM

CHEMICAL ALI [KJL]
gets grilled.

Posted at 11:45 PM

STUTTAFORD, [KJL]
this Mars for you.

Posted at 11:41 PM

MIKE GERSON, [KJL]
the president's chief speechwriter, underwent angioplasty Friday. Our prayers are with him.

Posted at 11:28 PM

SUPPORTING ISRAEL IS POLITICALLY INCORRECT ON CAMPUS [Rachel Friedman]
This is of course old news, but it’s heartening to see that professors are speaking up about it. Scholars for Peace in the Middle East, for example, has 17 chapters and more than 500 members. Cofounder and president Ed Beck is interviewed here by Manfred Gerstenfeld of the terrific Jerusalem Center for Public Affairs.

Posted at 11:14 PM

CHRISTMAS IDEA [KJL]
An e-mail (and, yes, I am off to do penance for not responding to this fella's e-mails:
Inspired by a poem I read at BLACKFIVE the military blog, I wrote a comment that I was going to leave an empty space at our Christmas dinner table as a reminder of the troops. It would be an inspiration for our prayers for their safety and a symbol of pride for their mission. I am going to do it. I wrote to Jim Vicevich at WTIC radio here in CT and asked if he could spread the idea if he thought it was good. Unlike you guys he responds once in a while to my e-mails. In any event, if one of you thinks that the idea has merit perhaps you could put it in your blog. Mine is too new to have an effect. You people are established.

I am not interested in credit for the idea so take it and do what you will. I just think that it is a simple thing that could bring some focus for those kids over there. They are of an age to be my kids, so it is easier for me than for you young people.

Posted at 11:12 PM

STARBUCKS [Jonah Goldberg]
For the record, my wife's rage over the fact that "venti" is a trademarked word knows no bounds.

Posted at 09:13 PM

HMMMM [Andrew Stuttaford]

Well, that didn’t take long, did it?

"Leveraging his best-selling memoir, Sen.-elect Barack Obama (D-Ill.) is poised to sign a three-book deal landing him a $1.9 million advance."


Posted at 06:15 PM

FREE SPEECH... [Andrew Stuttaford]

…finished in Australia, it seems.

“AN evangelical Christian group incited hatred and severe ridicule of Muslims when it called them demons, liars and terrorists, a tribunal ruled yesterday. In the landmark ruling, Catch the Fire Ministries pastors Daniel Nalliah and Daniel Scot were found guilty of religious vilification, making them the first under Victoria's new race and religion hate laws.”

Now what that group had to say sounds pretty crass to me, but the key point about the right of free speech is that - if it is to mean anything - it must extend to those whose views are not in the mainstream. In Australia, it appears, it no longer does.

Multiculturalism or free speech? You choose. You can’t have both.


Posted at 06:07 PM

I HATE GRADING EXAMS!!! [Jonathan H. Adler]
Just thought I'd share. Honest, it is the only part of my job that I don't like (well, other than faculty meetings).

Posted at 06:05 PM

WHO NEXT AT EPA? [Jonathan H. Adler]
Speculation on the next Environmental Protection Agency administrator at The Commons Blog and Grist.

Posted at 06:05 PM

OUR FRIENDS [Andrew Stuttaford]

Here’s a delightful story from the Saudi dictatorship:

“Jeddah (AsiaNews) – A Saudi citizen converted to Christianity has been arrested and jailed. Emad Alaabadi was taken into custody last November 29, at Hofuf, a town in eastern Saudi Arabia, but the news was reported only a few days ago by the International Christian Concern (ICC), a Washington-based human rights group. AsiaNews local sources have confirmed the report, and also say that he “is not the only Saudi Christian in jail at the moment: there are also others”. According to news obtained by ICC, other Christians – at least 3 or 4 – appear to have been arrested along with Emad.”

Now, I understand perfectly well that – for now – the West still has to have dealings with the repulsive regime that runs 'Saudi' Arabia, but I am at a loss to understand how anyone – let alone anyone professing a strong Christian faith – is willing to treat its representatives as honored guests, sponsors or friends.

And if you think I’m referring to the Bush family, you are right.

Via Viking Pundit.


Posted at 05:44 PM

"HAPPY HOLIDAYS" [KJL]
I still think the outrage is overblown. Today while at the Catholic University bookstore, I overheard a man complaining "Not even here is it safe to say 'Merry Christmas.'" My old-time struggles as an undergrad against secularism at CUA notwithstanding...he evidently was responding to the cashier having said "Happy Holidays" with his change. A nice woman, being nice, not wanting to offend--it's ok. Odds are she has some clue what Christmas is, being at CUA. (Maybe not, but from her disposition now and back when I was there, she does.) So, again, I remain both a fervent advocate of "Jesus is the Reason for the Season" attitude, but of say "Chill a little" simultaneously.

Posted at 05:42 PM

GENUIS [Rich Lowry ]
I just encounter a minor act of marketing genius. I was walking back to my apartment when I saw a guy inching up to a stoplight with a large (venti?) Starbucks cup on his driver's side roof. In my Good Samaritan act of the day, I stopped at his window to let him know he had a cup on his roof. He rolled down his window and explained that it was a promotion and the cup was stuck up there with a magnet. Feeling kinda dumb, I walked away when the people from the car behind rolled down their window and asked me, “What's going on? Does he want that cup on his roof?” So the buzz is already beginning...

Posted at 05:32 PM

RUDY & DERB [Peter Robinson]
Memo to Rudy: It might be a good idea to start your campaign for governor by convincing Derb to embrace open borders. After that, the task of becoming the first mayor of New York City to win higher office in more than a century will seem the merest trifle.

Posted at 05:26 PM

EXCEPTIONS THAT PROVE THE RULE (MORE RE: RUDY AND KERIK) [Peter Robinson]
Although I was correct to say that no mayor of New York City had gone on to higher office during the twentieth century (Ardolph Loges Kline, who served as mayor in 1913, also served from 1921 to 1923 in the House of Representatives, but election to the House surely represented a step down, not up), I was wrong to suggest that none had done so during the nineteenth century, either. DeWitt Clinton served as mayor of New York City off and on from 1803 to 1815, then served as governor of New York state from 1817 to 1823, while John Thompson Hoffman served as mayor from 1866 to 1868, then as governor from 1869 to 1873. (With thanks to several readers of this happy Corner who shared with me their detailed knowledge of the history New York.)

Rudy Giuliani may now cheer up. To become governor he won’t have to turn himself into the first mayor of New York City to achieve higher office in all of American history, only the first to do so in 135 years.

Posted at 05:21 PM

JONAH [Cliff May]
Point taken. But that’s my point, too.

Shales is a talented writer and, sometimes, an insightful reviewer. (No, he is. Really.)

But like so liberal true believers, on many issues his “faith” blocks his reason -- to the point of utter absurdity.

And maybe I’m behind the curve, but I’m distressed that conservatives and liberals have grown so far apart that it perhaps no long pays for the one to read the other, for the one to even attempt to communicate with the other.

Of course, liberals have never seriously read conservatives* – the only exception being when The New York Times Magazine or some such liberal publication would occasionally assign James Atlas or some such liberal writer to examine their strange practices and mores.

But on the right, many of us did read them. We knew their ways and spoke their tongue, because many of us had been raised in their villages. And I hadn’t given up on a cross-cultural dialogue. But, as I said, maybe I’m behind the curve.

* Quick true story: In 1994, when Republicans took control of Congress, I said to a friend, an editor at the NYT: “Well, I guess you’ll have to start reading the Wall Street Journal and National Review.” He scowled at me: “We can’t read that whacky stuff!”

Posted at 05:16 PM

AH....DRUGS... [Jonah Goldberg]

Thanks for all the emails on one side and the other. I just don't have the energy to re-re-re-re-launch that debate right now in the Corner. Maybe I'll write -- sigh -- another drug war column this week. For the record, I do think Andrew makes some fine points, though I think there are some fine responses to them. As for the view advanced by both he and Jon that heroin potency and/or consumption would decrease from legalization I remain unpersuaded in part because I don't buy the direct comparison to alcohol. I do agree that the comparison of booze to pot works better, which is one of the reasons I'm for decriminalizing pot. I simply doubt you'll ever get me to be in favor of decriminaling heroin. My hope remains that technology will solve the problem of heroin, either by nullifying its addictiveness or by simply creating much, much better and safer drugs which make heroin obsolete. But that's all an argument for another day.


Posted at 04:03 PM

MURDER V. KILLING [Jonah Goldberg]

From another reader:

Jonah -

Seems to me a lot of your anti-death penalty folks ought to be asked squarely whether they think "killing" and "murder" mean exactly the same thing.

The Commandment, which English translations usually render as "Thou shalt not kill", says plainly in the Hebrew "Don't murder".

The whole point, it seems to me, is that this compels us to think and pray and debate the distinction.

Your guy who thinks the death penalty is state-sanctioned murder - well, does he think that's what all state-sanctioned killing is ? Like killing a Taliban dude who's aiming his AK right atcha ?


Posted at 02:53 PM

RE: THE DEATH PENALTY [Jonah Goldberg]

I have no objection to the point of view in the email. Or I should say, i respect the position of this emailer even if I disagree with it. What I was referring to was the argument made by some, including our own Rod Dreher if I recall, that doubt about the guilt of some somehow mitigates the case for executing those about whom there is no doubt. Anyway:

Dear Sir; I consider myself a Libertarian-Conservative and am also a practicing Catholic. You state, "You must defend the right to life of the people who do horrible things like this. And I suspect that will be very, very hard to do in this case. " I don't think so at all. I oppose the Death Penalty, period. I oppose it for Saddam Hussein, I would have opposed it for Adolf Hitler and I will oppose for these people, too. The Death Penalty is state-sanctioned Murder, just as is Abortion. It is wrong, in the "hard" or "easy" cases. I am not one of those who says that the Death Penalty is "unconstitutional," the Fifth Amendment clearly contemplates the Death Penalty, "no person shall be deprived of LIFE, liberty or property..." Nor do I argue that it is cruel and unusual punishment, the Founders envisioned the Death Penalty and at that time the usual method of execution would have been hanging. If hanging wasn't cruel and unusual, then certainly lethal injection is not either. It is not that we CAN NOT execute, but rather that we OUGHT not execute. When one comes from that perspective, it is easy to say, "No this person or group of persons does not merit death." For NO ONE merits death. So, no I have an easy time of stating these people do not deserve the Death Penalty.

Posted at 02:41 PM

THE DEATH PENALTY & THE BABY STEALERS [Jonah Goldberg]

Assuming that there is no doubt about the identity of the murderers involved in the baby-snatching case and the evidence is overwhelming, which it already seems to be, I would very much like the anti-death penalty crowd to take up this case. It's all very easy to talk about the problems with the death penalty in the "hard" cases -- i.e. cases where there's some arguable room for doubt about the guilt of the convicted.

But if you're going to say the death penalty is always and everywhere wrong, you must take the hard cases too. You must defend the right to life of the people who do horrible things like this. And I suspect that will be very, very hard to do in this case.


Posted at 01:21 PM

CLIFF, CLIFF, CLIFF [Jonah Goldberg]

Your first mistake: reading Tom Shales. The rest is commentary.


Posted at 12:59 PM

NO COMMENT [KJL]
An e-mail:
Top 10 favorite Christmas Carols in the Corner: 10. I'm Dreaming of a Red State Christmas
9. O Christmas Dead Tree!
8. Silent Moyers
7. Do You Here What I Hear? Asparagus Ice Cream!?
6. What Child (not fetus!!!) Is This?
5. Have a Holly (Non) Jihad Christmas
4. The First NR.
3. Jonah to the World
2. Go Tell It On The Corner
1. K-Lo We Have Heard On High

Posted at 12:36 PM

LIBERALS ARE FROM VENUS, CONSERVATIVES ARE FROM MARS [Cliff May]
Reading Tom Shales’s review-cum-tribute to Bill Moyers today, it’s hard not to come to conclude that liberals and conservatives aren’t only from different planets. They also inhabit different universes.

Shales calls Moyers “one of the few liberal voices left in broadcasting.” (Yeah, not too many liberals left at CBS, NBC, ABC and PBS these days.)

He says Moyers stood “as firmly as possible against government encroachment into Americans’ private lives.” (Yeah, ever since the Johnson administration, he was always saying how he wanted government off our backs.)

Shales does concede that Moyers “may not have helped his own image as something of a pontificator, however, by mentioning “Mein Kampf” in a cautionary note about the Pentagon’s use of deception and disinformation against enemies, real or imagined.” (Yeah, and … oh, supply your own ironic comment here.)

Read it for yourself.

Posted at 12:33 PM

GOD HATES SHRIMP [Jonah Goldberg]
From the please-don't-send-me-overly-serious-email-about-this file.

Posted at 12:01 PM

HEY! [KJL]
Where are the free newspaper-article ads about the upcoming NR cruise?

Posted at 09:09 AM

DERB AND SHARANSKY [John Derbyshire]
There are few people I would rather be quoted by than the brave and good Natan Sharansky. Here I am in his new book, bottom of page 31: "Yet even Japan's remarkable transformation will not silence all the sceptics. For one National Review writer, a half century of democratic rule is still not enough proof of the long-term viability of democracy ourtside the Anglo-Saxon world. 'Other cultures can fake it for a few decades, as France, Germany and Japan are doing, but their hearts are not really in it and they will swoon gratefully into the arms of a fascist dictator when one comes along. (21 - John Derbyshire, 'Unpleasant Truths,' National Review Online, August 2, 2002)"

(Many thanks to Rebecca for pointing this out -- I have the book on my stack, not yet read.)

Posted at 09:05 AM

ONE WEEK? [KJL ]
I am so not ready for Christmas—in any sense. I’m sure I’m not alone.

One idea (I’m seriously considering): Give NRODT & NR Digital.

Of course, I probably shouldn’t give people who work for us gift subscriptions to NR, but if you don’t have that problem, seems like a great idea to me.

Posted at 09:02 AM

IN CASE YOU MISSED IT... [Tim Graham]
The last episode of "Now" on PBS with Bill Moyers hosting devoted half of its hour to the Vast Right-Wing Media Conspiracy theory. For a feint toward balance, Moyers interviewed Richard Viguerie on his new book about the alternative conservative media. But he also plugged David Brock and his book "The Republican Noise Machine." Lots of clips of Rush, Sean, and Mark Levin. A nod to the meanies at Swift Boat Veterans for Truth, and a nod to the bias artists at Sinclair. (He also started with references to Mein Kampf -- Moyers, always subtle.) Personally, I whooped to see Rush Limbaugh footage from the MRC's Oliver North Roast way back in 1990.

In short, a hilarious finish, suggesting that somehow, CBS making stuff up about Bush, ABC writing memos insisting Bush be exposed as a bigger liar, and NBC framing the letters "ILIE" of "FAMILIES" next to Bush means nothing. There is apparently no partisanship in the liberal media, only in the conservative media. Moyers made regular references to the terrible misinformation spread by right-wing outlets, but only two real claims surfaced: that Fox allowed Peter King to misquote Kerry from a 1997 edition of "Crossfire," and that a Harris poll found 41 percent of Americans believed Saddam Hussein had a role in 9/11. Once again, Moyers offered no proof that Sean, Rush et al were in the habit of blaming Saddam for Mohammed Atta. A typically shabby farewell. But then, I don't think Moyers is really going away. I'd expect to see more of him on TV than you'll see of Rather or Brokaw...

Posted at 08:48 AM

THIS NEWS WILL NOT SURPRISE YOU [KJL]
Shannen Coffin has a model of Fenway on his office desk.

He has a story about it being a gift, but I think he bought it at Hallmark because I was headed over there.

Posted at 08:45 AM

THE OLDEST STRUGGLE OF ALL [John Derbyshire]
I am following the story about the rival Hasidic groups in New York City. One of them wants to put up a plaque at sect headqquarters in Brooklyn, commemorating the charismatic sect leader, Rebbe Menachem Schneerson, who died in 1994. The other group thinks this is sacrilege because the Rbbe was in fact the Messiah, and has not really died at all. Push has come to shove, and arrests have been made. Money quote (from today's NY Post story ): "A lawyer for one of the men explained that the group was protecting the cornerstone, which is considered sacred because Schneerson once touched it. 'His choice is: does he go against the rule of God or does he go against the rule of man,' said Michael Kusevitsky."

Made me think of Antigone.

Posted at 08:42 AM

CARNY NEWS [John Derbyshire]
The Pope honors carnies.

His Holiness: "Your world, that of the circus and amusement parks, can be turned into a new field of the great themes of pastoral care, ecumenism and the encounter of members of other religions, and the common commitment to building a universal brotherhood."

Mull over THAT while you're riding the Pirate Ship.

Posted at 08:39 AM

HOME-ALONE AMERICA [KJL]
This book should be a bestseller. It's not the annoying mommy-wars stuff you get in chick mags and on morning shows. It's a probing look at what the life of many American kids is like--who we are and are becoming. Mary Eberstadt is not preaching to a choir, or fluffing her way through a book. It's hard stuff, that's hard to say. But she has, and deserves credit and needs to be read. Anyway, here's my Q&A with Mary.

Posted at 08:35 AM

OH COME ON... [Jonah Goldberg]

Andrew Sullivan's "Quote of the Day" is from a blogger named John Coleman :

"There is no theocracy in the United States, and we remain one of the freest and most open countries in the globe; but what happens when the party that once promised to guard this freedom transforms into its detractor? In the late 1990s Bill Clinton shifted domestic politics to the right BECAUSE he was a Democrat (and could). What happens when the party of the right leans away from the defense of liberty and toward the despicable martial art of book burning?"


Please. The "book burning" reference is to some Alabama state legislator who apparently wants to ban some books in Alabama. It is upon this thin gruel Mr. Coleman works himself up into a mighty fine lather about Republicans, the conservative movement and its failure to deal with its drift toward book burning (actually the Alabama guy wants to bury the books). Coleman's essay is in turn a response to Michael Totten's "challenge" to conservatives (other than Sullivan) to complain about Conservative nanny-statism. Coleman & Totten both make it sound like no "prominent conservative" has raised any objections to nanny-statism.

Okay, two points: One do I now get to extrapolate from every nutty idea a leftwing state legislator comes up with a new drift of the entire Democratic Party and liberalism generally? Is Maxine Waters the new weathervane of American liberalism. Give me a break. It doesn't take courage to condemn this sort of thing, it takes awareness of it. And, unless your scouring the Guardian for hit-pieces on the American right, you probably missed this whole story.

Second: It's just a fable that conservatives haven't complained about Bush's nanny-statism and expansion of entitlements. To think otherwise indicates that you've been reading too much of the Guardian and too little of National Review or even the Washington Post.


Posted at 08:32 AM

POPPYCOCK [Andrew Stuttaford]
Jonah, taking your arguments by the numbers:

1. Um, this is a bit of a straw man. As you indeed recognize, I'm not claiming that it is "sufficient" to argue that the war on terror is by itself reason to scrap the war on drugs, and I don't think there many on the legalization side who would. There are countless reasons to scrap the war on drugs. Its immensely unhelpful contribution to the war on Islamic extremism is yet another.

2. Actually, opiate producers are legitimate businesses already. That's where prescription opiates come from. My point (and I'd guess Christopher Hitchens' ) is that prohibition has generated something else altogether - a blackmarket trade in opiates. The extraordinary profits that this generates encourages dealers to push their products wherever, whenever and however they can. Legalization which is (conservatives should note) merely a reversion, roughly speaking, to the legal situation that prevailed in the early 20th Century, would stamp out the black market. With that market gone, its perverse incentives would die. As a result, I suspect that consumption would fall, and what consumption there was would be in safer form. Most people simply are not that self-destructive. They weren't a century ago. They aren't now. Sadly, there'd still be some junkies. There will always be junkies, but with a small fraction of the billions in law enforcement dollars saved by the abolition of drug prohibition, there will be plenty of cash to help them. There isn't now.

3. You're right, of course, that Afghanistan would lose its competitive advantage if the trade in opiates was freed up, but let's be honest, that change is not likely to happen any time soon. We're talking about the real world now, a real world in which prohibitionists have to explain how destroying the Afghans' only source of income is going to win them over to the West.

4. Hitchens is right. Tough talk about crushing the mafia may be fine, and crushing them may be even better (as you say, they are bad guys) but it does nothing to address the effects of the impoverishment that will result from the destruction of a poor country's only cash crop.

We could argue this forever, but I do think that the war on Islamic terror has added a new dimension - and a new urgency - to the debate over drugs. With the exception of a few pieces of crass - and spectacularly dishonest - propaganda, I see no sign at all that this has occurred to the Bush administration. And that failure is, quite simply, unforgiveable.


Posted at 08:26 AM

RE: AMAZING [KJL]
Current AOL headlines--three on this story, one after another, on their start page:
Woman Slain, Fetus Stolen

Woman arrested, baby returned in bizarre murders

Infant in good health
For starters, that lead headline it would have been too much to say "Mother Slain"? It would have made more editorial sense--no repeat of "woman" for two different people...

Posted at 08:22 AM

LOOK WITHIN, LOOK WITHIN [KJL]
The ACLU violates privacy?

Posted at 08:18 AM

PASSION FOR THE PASSION [KJL]
There's a petition drive to ask the Academy to nominate The Passion of the Christ & its peeps for Oscars. It's gotten 10,000 signatures in 10 days.

Posted at 08:15 AM

KEEPING D.C. DOWN [KJL]
Porn peddlers--"the sex industry"--evidently contributed to the effort to kill the new D.C. stadium. Anything to keep South Cap. St. down. Nice job.

Posted at 08:07 AM

RE: AMAZING [KJL]
Awful and miraculous. Not to make a cheap political point, but can the same people who see this girl as a baby not have to think longer and harder about dehumanizing babies in their mother's wombs? The rules increasingly seem to be: mother wants, then we have a baby, whatever stage; mother decides it's a mistake not a baby, it's just tissue and a mess easily removed.

I really think people see these contradictions--people outside the sophisticated Left/punditry/abortion-industry bubble.

Posted at 08:01 AM

Friday, December 17, 2004

AN AMAZING STORY [John J. Miller]
"SKIDMORE, Mo. -- A baby who was cut from her mother's womb during a grisly slaying was found in good health Friday, bringing relief to authorities who had spent the last day frantically searching for the little girl." Read the full article here.

Posted at 08:13 PM

ASPARAGUS ICE CREAM [John J. Miller]
I tried the asparagus ice cream with K Lo. Kate O'Beirne suggested that we order it, I think mainly so we could spend the rest of our lives telling people that we've actually tasted the stuff. Can you imagine a better topic for small talk? Having said that, I must say that if you really want to eat something that tastes like a vegetable, it should probably be an actual vegetable, so that you also derive a health benefit from it. In the meantime, I hope the biotechnologists figure out a way to make asparagus taste like chocolate.

Posted at 08:09 PM

AMAZING [KJL]
I got more e-mail about asparagus ice cream than I get all day on days when I actually mention some issues of importance. Go figure.

Posted at 06:42 PM

OH, HOW DISAPPOINTING [KJL]
Gee, I had thought Christie Todd Whitman was with us for so long. How shocking.

Posted at 06:40 PM

SOLD OUT [Jack Fowler]
of the original edition of The National Review Treasury of Classic Children’s Literature. None left. Not here, not in some warehouse, not hidden in KLO’s office (disregard the order form – I won’t be able to put the “SOLD OUT” label there until Monday). But fear not: There’s plenty of Volume Two editions remaining, and as far as I’m concerned this 500-plus page, lavishly illustrated collection of over three dozen wonderful and wholesome stories is the better of the two books anyway. Order (what’s left) of NR’s super duper kid’s books (we’ve also got the delightful “Bedtime Stories” collection in stock) here. Remember, they make – as thousands of you already know – perfect Christmas presents.

Posted at 06:37 PM

DEFENDING MY HONOR [KJL]
The asparagus was more like a group experiment than a freely ordered dessert on my part. Was out with some NR DCers and most of us tried a little.

Posted at 06:33 PM

NOTE TO THE NETWORKS [Jonah Goldberg]
Stop calling the living breathing baby a "fetus." It's one thing to have an argument about whether fetuses are babies, but babies -- for these purposes defined as human infants living on their own outside the mother -- are never fetuses.

Posted at 04:47 PM

THEY FOUND THE BABY [Jonah Goldberg ]

That's a blessing. Now they need to find the guy who killed her mother and do very bad things to him.


Posted at 04:40 PM

"WAR ON TERROR OR . . ." [Jonathan H. Adler]
I agree with Jonah's point that "War on terror or [fill-in-the-blank]" is not a very powerful argument. But it is worth remembering that the more we ask government to do, the less effective it will be at each task. As Jonah notes, the war on terror makes all other public policies more difficult. This just underscores the broader policy point that we should only let the government do those few things that the government must do to ensure our liberty and security -- and then there is a modest chance that the government might do those few things passably well. Combatting terrorism is something that government must do. But ask the government to do much more (and I'm speaking in the abstract here, not about the drug war or any other specific policy), and the government will do nothing well. It's a point both conservatives and liberals alike would do well to remember.

(Now back to grading exams.)

Posted at 04:34 PM

DRUG POTENCY [Jonathan H. Adler]
Jonah -- Here's a little quibble with your scenario of what to expect were heroin a "legitimate business." The experience with both drug and alcohol prohibition suggests that potency would decrease not increase. For instance, during alcohol prohibition, hard liquor's proportion of alcohol consumption skyrocketed, and it came back down once alcohol was legalized (and its share has continued to ebb). Prohibition creates a substantial incentive to pack the biggest bang in the smallest package.

Posted at 04:34 PM

CHICKEN LITTLE [Jonathan H. Adler]
No, this is not about Al Gore.

Posted at 04:34 PM

BLAIR-HAGEL [Jonathan H. Adler]
Senator Chuck Hagel was once the arch opponent of the Kyoto Protocol. Now, it seems, he wants to play a leading role in a post-Kyoto climate change agreement pushed by British PM Tony Blair. Kyoto was the "wrong solution" to climate change, Hagel says. Now he wants to work toward the "right solution," hence his recent meeting with Blair.

Posted at 04:34 PM

BANNING GUNS LOCALLY [Jonathan H. Adler]
Eugene Volokh argues San Francisco's proposed gun ban isn't just a "local" issue.

Posted at 04:34 PM

TOUTING THOMAS [Jonathan H. Adler]
Northwestern University law prof Stephen Presser praises Justice Thomas in Legal Affairs.

Posted at 04:34 PM

HOT AIR IN BUENOS AIRES [Jonathan H. Adler]
The Commons Blog and TechCentralStation both have lots of updates from teh climate change negotiations in Buenos Aires. It seems that Kyoto is dead, and something positive might come out of this UN confab after all.

Posted at 04:34 PM

DRUGS, WARS, ETC [Jonah Goldberg]

Andrew, I don't want to get into a whole drug war thing late on a Friday (in part because pro-legalization emailers can be dismayingly obnoxious), but a few random quick points:

1. I'm just not persuaded by your mantra: "War on terror or war on drugs? Choose one. You can't fight both." As a general proposition I don't see how it's any different than the countless declarations from liberals along the lines of "War on terror or tax cuts, you can't have both." In other words, I don't think it's sufficient to take a policy you'd want to get rid of anyway and then say the war on terror justifies getting rid of it. I am perfectly willing to concede that the war on terror makes the war on drugs more difficult, and vice versa, but the war on terror makes pretty much all public policies more difficult. That doesn't automatically mean it's not a worthwhile project. Ditto the war on drugs.

2. Now today you do offer something more than the mantra, but even here I'm not sure I see how it makes legalization obviously correct. So, according to you and Hitch, we should legalize heroin because if we did so it would make heroin producers into legitimate business men? Encouraging -- or at the very least not discouraging -- millions of Americans to become dope fiends and smack addicts in order to put warlords out of one lucrative business seems like a pretty odd national security argument to me. If we legalize heroin, should we offer the Afghans preferential treatment in the heroin trade, even if it harms our more deserving American poppy growers? I'm patriotic enough to believe that if you're going to buy H you might as well buy it from the US of A.

3. More seriously, who says Afghanistan wouldn't be hurt by legalization? Surely other nations -- not to mention the biotech and agribusiness industries -- which are now out of the heroin business would jump in once America lifted its trade and legal barriers against the product. Once that happened, presumably the price would drop, even as demand (and potency) increased. This might be good or bad, depending on your point of view, but it wouldn't be a great boon to the average poppy grower in Afghanistan. I don't know a lot about the agricultural issues here, but it seems to me that once poppies become just another crop in the global marketplace, Afghanistan's competitive advantages disappear.

3. Hitchens calls the demand for a ruthless crackdown on the Afghan mafia a "non-sequitur." Maybe this is a wrong proposal, but it's not an illogical one. The warlords and mafia are bad people, regardless of what you think of the drug trade. They murder people. Crushing them would be a good thing.


Posted at 04:07 PM

GROWTH IS NO SOLUTION [Ramesh Ponnuru]
Economic growth is a great thing, but how does it fix Social Security? James Glassman of JP Morgan Chase seems to be saying that forecasts about Social Security's solvency are too pessimistic about growth--that, at least, is how reform opponents are taking his remarks. But growth is highly unlikely to make the program solvent. Benefits are tied to wages. Increased growth would increase revenues. But it would also mean increased wages, and therefore increased benefits. The structural gap between revenues and benefits can't be eliminated by increased economic growth.

Posted at 03:36 PM

ALL I HAVE TO REPORT RIGHT NOW [KJL]
is that the asparagus ice cream at D.C.'s new trendy (but somewhat slow) Belga Cafe truly tastes like asparagus.

Posted at 03:25 PM

HELPING THE JIHAD [Andrew Stuttaford]
The only possible, if rather half-hearted, 'defense' of the Bush administration's pursuit of the boneheaded and destructive 'war on drugs' is that it has not been any dumber than its predecessors. No more. When a nation finds itself fighting a (real) war, in this case the war against Islamic extremism, its priorities may well need to change. Unfortunately, this message has not sunk home with America's drug prohibitionists, or the president who supports them. Not content with doing their best to wreck both this nation's core freedoms and its social fabric, they are now set on helping fund the terrorists who are this country's most dangerous enemy. In some ways this is obvious (prohibition creates a highly profitable black market), but the latest campaign--eradicating opium poppies in Afghanistan--sets new standards for stupidity. I've mentioned this topic before in the Corner, but what Christopher Hitchens has (with typical eloquence) to say in a recent piece in Slate needs repeating here.
...picture something that you do not have to imagine--a determined effort by the liberators of Afghanistan to force the country back into warlordism and anarchy. Every day, soldiers acting in our name are burning or spraying Afghanistan's only viable crop.Like many stories in the mainstream media, this dramatic piece of news can appear on the front page only if it is printed upside down. Thus we learned from the New York Times of Dec. 11, in a front-page article bylined by Eric Schmitt, that a secret "assessment" by Lt. Gen. David Barno, the senior American officer in the country, has concluded that poppy cultivation is the main threat to the creation of a decent society, and the main avenue by which former Taliban and al-Qaida forces can hope to return from their crushing defeat. Any attentive reading of the report, however, shows that it is the campaign against poppy cultivation that constitutes the threat. This point was underlined, perhaps coincidentally, by an op-ed essay in the same edition of the Times, written by Afghanistan's tireless and talented finance minister, Ashraf Ghani. "Today," he wrote, "many Afghans believe that it is not drugs, but an ill-conceived war on drugs that threatens their economy and nascent democracy" [my italics]. Ghani went on to point out that a third of Afghanistan's GDP depends on the crop and that "destroying that trade without offering our farmers a genuine alternative livelihood has the potential to undo the embryonic economic gains of the past three years." As he further emphasized, these highly undesirable consequences arise from the control of the trade by a "mafia" with links to Islamic nihilism. Ghani's meticulous analysis promptly broke down with a non-sequitur: a call for more money and force to be spent in combating a "mafia" that, as he has already admitted, commands a decisive part of the rural economy. Nowhere is it even asked what would happen if the trade was legalized and taxed: a measure that would immediately remove it from mafia control and immediately enrich a vast number of Afghan cultivators who currently exist on the margin of survival...
War on terror or war on drugs? Choose one. You can't fight both. Via Reason.

Posted at 03:22 PM

CONFUSION [Ramesh Ponnuru]
One thing Andrew Sullivan has rarely been accused of is lack of clarity, but I'm in the dark as to what he means here: "I do believe that the right to marry is covered under equal protection guarantees under Loving, but that's a separate matter than the federalist issue, and would require a sea-change in public attitudes toward gay relationships (a sea-change I've been doing my bit to advance). Still, we're nowhere near there yet - and may never be. I see no possibility in the foreseeable future of SCOTUS applying equal protection to marriage for gays" (emphasis added). He thinks it would be appropriate for the Supreme Court to say that all states should recognize same-sex marriage (as he has said before), but that is a "separate matter" from his support for federalism in this area? Doesn't this mean that he supports federalism until the moment he can get a national policy he favors?

Posted at 03:18 PM

TURKEY AND THE EU [Ramesh Ponnuru]
I used to support accession (as academic a position as that is for an American citizen to take). Nowadays I am more receptive to arguments like these.

Posted at 03:09 PM

GOOD QUESTION [Jonah Goldberg]

From an economist:

Dear Jonah,

The problem with "is WWII responsible for ending The Great Depression?"
is the question is posed wrong. The question implies there that is SOMETHING responsible and we need to figure out whether it was WWII or something else. But one does not need to find a cause of recessions or depressions ending. They almost always do that themselves and usually quite quickly. The puzzle is not why the depression ended but why it didn't end sooner. Thus the correct question is "what is responsible for the depression not ending in 1933?" The best answer is The New Deal, especially the cartelization of industry it encouraged. The best paper is by Hal Cole and Lee Ohanian “New Deal Policies and the Persistence of the Great Depression: A General Equilibrium Analysis", which is forthcoming in the Journal of Political Economy. It can be downloaded at http://www.econ.ucla.edu/hlcole/HLCresearch.htm.


Posted at 03:05 PM

WHAT ENDED THE DEPRESSION [Jonah Goldberg]

By the way, I'm actually more interested in this topic than most because of that other thing I'm working on. So if there academics out there who want to join this fray -- for a little while -- I look forward to hearing from ya. From a reader:

Jonah --

You're quite right that the consensus among economists is that the New Deal probably prolonged the Great Depression, through it's ham-handed price controls and attempts at micromanaging the economy. But you're incorrect to state that there's no dispute among economists that WWII is what fixed the Great Depression. Actually, there's a lot of doubt as to whether WWII played an important role in fixing the Depression.

By most accounts the Great Depression is over by about 1934, and the
U.S. economy starts recovering. Then the Federal Reserve, which was
still figuring out how to conduct monetary policy, decided that inflation was a major threat in 1937 and clamped down on the money supply, bringing the very deep recession of 1937-38. After that, the economy started recovering again. Then comes World War II. But if you looks at the trendlines from the recovery in the late 1930s through both the wartime boom and the post-war slump and on inton the late 1940s, it's not at all clear that WWII causes a change in trend.

In addition, the mechanism through which WWII is supposed to have saved
the U.S. economy is not at all clear. Yes, WWII involved massive deficit spending and borrowing, which in a Keynesian model should stimulate an economy. But the late 1940s involves massive reductions in deficit spending, which in a Keynesian model should have collapsed the economy -- and that didn't happen. The ability of the U.S. economy to move from a wartime footing in the early 1940s to booming peacetime economy in the late 1940s with a relatively short post-war recession in between was quite remarkable.

For some academic evidence on the complexities, see the work of Robert Higgs. A nice accessible piece from a few years ago is at . Or for the hard-core, check his article in the March 1992 Journal of Economic History: "Wartime Prosperity? A Reassessment of the U.S. Economy in the 1940s." As Higgs asks at one point, when you think about it a little, is it really plausible that one of the most costly and destructive wars of all time was actually highly beneficial for the U.S. economy?


Posted at 02:33 PM

THROW FDR IN JAIL... [Jonah Goldberg]

Getting a lot of email like this:

You missed the biggest argument: it's the world's biggest Ponzi scheme. If a private citizen tried to start something exactly like it, they'd be thrown in jail, and rightly so. It was always called "Old Age, Survivors and Disability Insurance." It isn't insurance in any way, shape or form. There aren't any reserves for claims…

I'm a Chartered Property Casualty Underwriter; I oughta know.

And...

Dear Mr. Goldberg,

What I cannot understand is that no one is applying the historic legal standard for the proper stewardship of money.

Legally, a fiduciary HAS TO INVEST in a diversified portfolio of stocks, bonds as well as other reasonable assets.

He HAS TO DIVERSIFY or he breaks fiduciary law.

This has been conventional wisdom as well as LAW for ages. Exactly why doesn’t anyone ask the Krugman’s of the world why the LEGAL standard for rationally investing money for pension funds, trusts and other types of custodial accounts doesn’t have any bearing on the largest “pension plan” ever?

Is Krugman’s private assets all in treasury bills? Does he think this is prudent? Then why in the world would anyone advocate against doing what a “wise” fiduciary is legally bound to do?

Why doesn’t anyone argue that Social Security is the only “pension fund” or “trust fund” that is run absolutely contrary to legal doctrine?


Posted at 02:12 PM

"UNTIL THEN..." [Jonah Goldberg ]
Again, I'm a sucker for this kind of thing, but this is a really wonderful, understated, tribute to the troops in Iraq. It starts slow but by the end it's hard not to get choked-up.

Posted at 01:52 PM

RE: TALKING TURKEY [John Derbyshire]
Jonah: I wrote a column on this back in October taking the immigration-restrictionist analogies into account.

Posted at 12:27 PM

CNN [Jonah Goldberg]
I'll be on around 12:30 EST.

Posted at 11:33 AM

WHERE ARE WE WITHOUT TRUST? [Jonah Goldberg ]

I've lost the Columbia College libertarians!



Posted at 11:28 AM

FETAL AMBER ALERT [Jonah Goldberg ]
Horrible story.

Posted at 11:25 AM

THE KINSLEY CHALLENGE [Jonah Goldberg ]
Don Luskin responds.

Posted at 11:12 AM

TURKEY [Jonah Goldberg]
I guess this is a question for Mark Krikorian, Rich, Ramesh or Derb, but anyone can join in. What do conservative immigration skeptics (if this term is unacceptable, please let me know) think about the Turkey-EU brouhaha? It seems to me it highlights countless numerous concerns over legal immigration here in the states, but from a useful distance. Do you guys think it's a bad idea for Europe? If so, does its badness for Europe mean, for whatever reason, the US should support it? Etc?

Posted at 10:49 AM

BUCKLEY BOOK FOUND! [Jack Fowler]
In the bowels of the storage room--a box with 15 pristine and personally autographed copies of Bill Buckley’s best-selling literary memoir, Miles Gone By. No sense sitting on them, so we’re offering them on a first-come, first-served basis (they’ll make great Christmas presents for WFB fans). I expect they’ll be gone by noon. Get your copy here. But get the lead out if you want it!

Posted at 10:46 AM

BRINGING OUT THE BIG GUNS [Jonah Goldberg]

Now here's a serious email:

When you get over attacking liberals maybe you can get around to disccusing some of the details of reforming Social Security. Such as transition costs of 2 trillion, when we have huge deficits. Or how can you trust the Bush administration to administer the reform when they have made a mess of everything they've done, especially in Iraq. And why would any adult listen to your propaganda when you and your ilk were so criminally wrong about WMD.

Posted at 10:42 AM

RE: FDR IS DEAD [Jonah Goldberg]

From a reader:

Jonah,

FDR is dead, but Hoover isn't.
the Dems can't let FDR rest in peace, because they won't let Hoover die. My 83 year old mother-in-law is convinced that she must continue to vote Democratic, or "Hoover times" will return, with GOP zombies rising from the grave to snatch the Social Security check from her hand.


Posted at 10:36 AM

WHAT AM I MISSING? [Jonah Goldberg ]

Krugman says that one of the two biggest problems with social security privtatization is that it leaves retirees in poverty. The other problem is that firms will take handling fees for private accounts. Since that is chiefly an efficiency argument rather than a moral one (unless the former Enron advisor thinks it's immoral for firms to charge for services) I am assuming he thinks the tendency of privatized systems to "leave many retirees in poverty" is his chief moral complaint. Fair enough. It's a good complaint.

But here's what I'm missing. The current Social Security system leaves retirees in poverty too. Doesn't it? This is not my field of expertise, but I quickly looked up the stats for poverty among the elderly. It's 14% according to no doubt
Krugman-approved sources . Though the Census Bureau says it's closer to 10% (and twice that for blacks). What the Census bureau also says is that poverty among the elderly has been higher than 10% since they started collecting data. It's gone down steadily since 1959 (where the table I found began) but I doubt Krugman would attribute that trend to Social Security so much as to rising prosperity generally.

Anyway, the point is that if Krugman's big objection to the new system is that it leaves retirees in poverty, why isn't he troubled by the fact that the current system does too? Why doesn't he even mention it? Or, again, am I missing something?


Posted at 10:33 AM

THIS JUST IN, TOO [Jonah Goldberg ]

FDR is dead.


Posted at 09:49 AM

THIS JUST IN [Jack Fowler]
“Terrific turnaround time and in plenty of time for Christmas. The books are terrific and arrived in mint condition.” That's the kind of email we like to receive, and DO receive, from happy customers who have purchased our wonderful and wholesome children’s books. Again, they’re the ideal Christmas gifts. Again, there’s still time to get them before Christmas. Again, The National Review Treasury of Classic Bedtime Stories is perfect for little ones and beginning readers (and kids up to the third grade), while The National Review Treasury of Classic Children’s Literature is wunderbah for kids ages 10 to 110 (Kipling, Twain, Alcott, London, and the gang are a feast for kids today deprived of good literature!). Get them here. And when you do, you’ll get a FREE copy of L. Frank Baum’s classic tale Queen Zixi of Ix.

Posted at 09:27 AM

IN THAT CASE, I’LL GIVE YOU ODDS THAT HUGO CHAVEZ WINS [Cliff May]
According to an article in the Jerusalem Post, senior members of the Palestinian Authority have invited Jimmy Carter to supervise the Palestinian elections next month.

Posted at 09:22 AM

DEMOCRACY FOR PALESTINIANS [Cliff May]
If next month’s elections in the West Bank and Gaza are going to be no more free and fair than they were eight years ago, let’s not pretend otherwise. My Scripps Howard column is here.

Posted at 09:00 AM

THE FIRST FALLACY OF POLITICS [Jonah Goldberg ]

From a piece in USA Today about young Democrats asserting themselves in the party:

"This generation is looking for ways to participate because we're tired of losing," says Jamal Simmons, 33, a consultant who has worked for presidential hopeful Wesley Clark and several other Southern candidates.

Isn't this the first vanity of all vanities when it comes to politics: "If I'm more involved, we'll be more likely to win."

Anyway, the real news here is that even 40-somethings in the Democratic Party have to play the "youth" card to make their case. It might be partly true sociologically, but I think it's kind of sad that grown men and women need to play this game in order to be heard. Then again, since the party is run by 1960s types it might work.


Posted at 08:52 AM

RE: RUDY AND KERIK [John Derbyshire]
Peter: You missed one of Rudy's defects. On illegal immigration, he is a total open-borders fanatic -- continued the Koch policy of not letting NYPD officers enquire into a perp's immigration status, let alone cooperate with immigration enforcement officers. Perhaps Kerik caught his own insouciance about illegal immigration from Rudy, who seems to be just fine with it. This didn't matter five years ago, but it matters now, and my guess is it will matter a whole lot more in '08.

Posted at 08:49 AM

WOW [KJL]
I get some amazingly unique e-mails every day. I'm never quite left speechless. But after this one...:
FYI - Sam and Harry's is at the nexus of two parallel universes and you and Jonah were not together last night. Your images were an astro-physical projection resulting from an anti-matter convolution on the rim of wormhole (NRO-68432, more commonly know as Buckley's Warp). All this is much too complicated for mere mortals to understand so its best not to get into it, as the vocabulary to describe such an event has not yet been invented. By my calculations you and Jonah were at least six parsecs apart both physically and mentally. Ms. Lopez, you would know all this if you allowed more Star Trek chatter at the corner. On the bright side, if you did understand the foregoing we would have to kill you to keep is a secret, so its best not to delve into matters of the space time continuum to deeply.

Posted at 08:19 AM

STEM CELLS [KJL]
from fat help repair girl's skull.

Posted at 08:03 AM

THE POLITICS OF [KJL]
dioxin

Posted at 08:01 AM

YOU THINK I'M KIDDING [KJL]
about the society blotter thing. But I am not. Earlier in the evening, being shown some of the best of D.C. by the always wonderful Cliff May, one celebrant at a MEMRI book party said, "Oh, yes, I read that you were in town." Is there any cool person who doesn't read The Corner anymore? Is it not, in fact, a requirement for coolness?

Posted at 12:11 AM

MOMENTOUS [KJL]
Jonah Goldberg and K-Lo were spotted at Washington, D.C.'s Sam & Harry's this evening. The Corner society blotter notes that this is the first time in American history the two were seen in the same location for non-mandatory or an otherwise NR-sponsored event.

Has K-Lo revoked the Star Trek ban? Can we be certain of anything anymore, really?

Posted at 12:07 AM

Thursday, December 16, 2004

SHOW YOUR NIPPLE! [Jonah Goldberg ]

Perhaps if David Brock tied himself to a tree again he could bear-bait O'Reilly out into the open.


Posted at 06:01 PM

LOTT AND THE UNIFORMED OFFICERS [Rich Lowry]
A Lott watcher with a good memory writes:

“Trent Lott told the Air Force to `get real’ when the service brought Kelly Flinn up on charges of adultery, lying under oath and disobeying a direct order. Instead, he should have listened to the `uniformed officers’ who take their code of conduct seriously.”

Posted at 05:14 PM

MORE RUMMY [Rich Lowry]
E-mail:

“Mr. Lowry,

I've been reading with interest the posts about Rumsfeld on your site, and others like Galleyslaves, Professor Bainbridge, Captain's Quarters ETC. One point I've not seen raised: Is it likely that George W. Bush would give Presidential freedom Medals to Tenet, Bremer and Franks and then fire Rumsfeld? Not bloody likely I'd say.

Indeed, I think he gave those medals, especially the Tenet one, as a stick in the eye to the Rumsfeld haters. He may not have anticipated how many Republicans would be in the group. But do you think that, with his reelection won, W. really gives a rat's ass what Trent Lott or John McCain think

P.S. I thought NRO's editorial was on the money.”

ME: It would be very odd, to say the least, for Bush to reward all those guys and then fire Rumsfeld. On the other hand, I’m not sure all of them should have been getting those medals in the first place. I thought Richard Cohen, although much too harsh, scored some points today.

Posted at 04:52 PM

RUDY AND KERIK [Peter Robinson]
Will Kerik damage Rudy’s hopes for the presidency? Or for the governorship? What difference does it make? Mayors of New York City do not achieve higher office. Period. As best I can recall, not a single mayor of New York went on to higher office in the entire 20th century, and it wouldn’t surprise me to learn that none of them managed the trick in the 19th century, either. (Readers who are especially knowledgeable about New York City history are invited to send me emails, weighing in.) Why should serving as mayor of Gotham doom any politician? There are two theories. The first: that serving as mayor of New York associates any politician so intimately with the city that he becomes flatly unacceptable to the rest of the state, let alone to the rest of the nation. As a son of upstate New York, I can attest to the truth in this. The mere suggestion that Mayor Wagner or, later, Mayor Lindsay might end up as our governor was enough to start my father muttering about moving to Pennsylvania. In Rudy’s case, just stop and think: He’s loud and obnoxious (not without a certain charm, I grant you, but loud and obnoxious all the same); he’s an insistent supporter of gay rights and abortion on demand; and he’s on his third marriage, his second having collapsed in colorful acrimony. Is this the man to win a presidential primary in, let us say, South Carolina? The second theory: that, like the Hope Diamond, the mayor’s office is cursed. One way or the other, Rudy’s career in politics is already over.

Posted at 04:40 PM

TRENT V. RUMMY [Rich Lowry]
too.

Posted at 04:32 PM

AMAZING NEW TECHNOLOGY [Jonah Goldberg]
For really bored office workers.

Posted at 04:26 PM

COLLINS JOINS... [Rich Lowry]
the McCain-Hagel Caucus.

Posted at 04:18 PM

AU REVOIR [John J. Miller]
A world without France? What would that be like? Somebody has been giving it a bit of thought, judging from this.

Posted at 04:10 PM

RE: THE WEEKLY STANDARD & THE FREE MARKET [Jonah Goldberg ]

It's become abundantly clear to me that some folks have taken far too seriously my earlier post of that email from a reader who's subscribing to NR and dropping the Standard over Bill Kristol's column on Rumsfeld. I just thought it was funny. Just to be clear, I think conservatives should read both magazines (but if forced to choose between the two, I think my advice would be obvious. Pay for NR and read the Standard at the local bookstore).

As for the merits of the issue, I think Rumsfeld deserves his share of criticism, as does the whole administration. The administration has already, I think, received well in excess of their share. But hey, they're big boys and big girls. As for Rummy's share, I tend to find today's editorial on NRO very persuasive.


Posted at 03:32 PM

CHRISTMAS PRESENT HINT [John Derbyshire]
Going to demonstrate my Ann Coulter doll to a visitor yesterday, I discovered that she has lost her voice. If anyone can think of a use for a voiceless Ann Coulter doll, please let me know. Er... On second thought, and from past experience with the NRO readership, I think I would rather you all NOT let me know.

Posted at 03:07 PM

I LIKE THIS JINGLE [KJL]
From a reader:
Merry Christmas to you and me, KLO.
I just gave myself NR Digital.
Fa, La, La, La, La....
Hi, Jonah.

Posted at 02:59 PM

PHEW... [KJL]
...The Corner is still here...

Posted at 02:24 PM

AHA [Jonah Goldberg ]

I think this is the State of the Union the Democrats actually heard! It certainly would explain a lot.

Note to the Washington Post: This is a parody.


Posted at 01:35 PM

NEAT LETTER [KJL]
from Iraq

Posted at 12:39 PM

ROOM TO LET [John Derbyshire]
K-Lo: If you really become homeless, my tree house is currently vacant. It's unheated, unplumbed, and there's no glass in the windows... but doesn't that pretty much describe NRO world HQ?

Posted at 12:35 PM

THIS ALSO JUST IN... [Jonah Goldberg]
For the sixth year in a row, Jonah Goldberg has decided not to take his clothes off in public in an effort to increase readership of NRO. "I'm happy to stay dressed, if it will keep people from shrieking in terror when they log onto NRO," Goldberg said.

Posted at 12:19 PM

THIS JUST IN! [Jonah Goldberg ]
Pamela Anderson is willing to take her clothes off for a "good" cause. She really must have agonized over this decision, given her legendary modesty.

Posted at 12:16 PM

BRIDGE PEOPLE [Aaron P. Bailey]
Kathryn, why live in the airport or NRHQ when you could do like this Chicago man and live in a bridge? His "apartment" was well furnished -- complete with a microwave, TV, VCR and Playstation. I'm sure we could rig you up with wireless internet.

Posted at 12:06 PM

NRO'S... [Rich Lowry]
...take on McCain-Hagel v. Rummy.

Posted at 11:49 AM

TIMEWASTER [Jonah Goldberg ]

I can't make this work except to have the cats go straight up in the air. But Cosmo likes it anyway.

Update: I figured it out (actually a reader explained it to me). You hit the right-left arrows alternately as you run toward the cat-toss line. My personal best 178. But PLEASE do NOT send me your scores. I still have hundreds of emails somewhere on my computer with readers penguin toss scores.


Posted at 11:37 AM

K-LO DENIES USING NR WORLD HEADQUARTERS AS HOME [KJL]
Actually, I’ll neither confirm nor deny. But if there were plastic seats and handouts, I would be more likely to universally encourage this as a means of rent and mortgage avoidance.

Posted at 11:12 AM

BIN LADEN [KJL]
again?

Posted at 11:06 AM

IN A PIECE ON THE IRAQI PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN... [KJL]
...in the New York Times today, it is reported: "The interim defense minister, Hazim al-Shalaan, added a bitter note to the campaign period’s start , with warnings about an alliance of Shiite religious groups that is a likely front-runner…." Fine, except the piece opened with a bomb killing 9 in Karbala, which actually might be a slightly more bitter campaign note.

Posted at 11:01 AM

SOUND FAMILIAR?/CALLING STANLEY KURTZ [KJL]
In USA Today, today: "[I]t’s clear marriage in parts of Scandinavia is dying." (See Kurtz, here.)

Posted at 10:55 AM

RE: PAGE SIX [Jonah Goldberg]
Okay, here's what I don't get. Rudy had to have known that Kerik had all these problems. Hell, I knew about Kerik and Judith Regan. His sketchiness may not have been a matter of public record, but it was certainly something Rudy knew about. Why on earth would Giuliani back a guy for DHS Director who he knew had to have a high probability of exploding in his face. The failure of the White House to foresee this is baffling enough, but this seems like a multi-front breakdown in political intelligence.

Posted at 10:51 AM

PAGE SIX [KJL]
says Kerik is bad news for E. Spitzer--that Rudy is harmed by the Kerik stuff and he'll run for governor instead of president.

Isn't governor of NY a step down from Rudy!, Superstar though?

Posted at 10:38 AM

WAS LINCOLN GAY? [ KJL ]
It’s baaack...

Posted at 10:35 AM

YOU KNEW... [KJL]
...if K-Lo went offline, JG would mention Megatron or something along those lines. (What he was watching instead of doing his homework in high school; what he is watching instead of walking Cosmo now....)

Posted at 10:33 AM

THE VAST RIGHT-WING TV NEWS LANDSCAPE? [Tim Graham]
PBS omnipresence Bill Moyers will be signing off on Friday night with one more jeremiad about how the conservatives are dominating the national media. (No laugh track provided.) It's always amusing (and yet infuriating) that liberals use taxpayer-supported TV to deny that liberals run the media. For anyone who needs a reminder of the kind of wild, hyperbolic attacks Moyers has unloaded, see here.

Posted at 10:30 AM

"GOSH, YOU DON’T SEEM YOU WANT TO SHOOT PEOPLE." [KJL ]
That’s what one Army cadet tells the WSJ he recently heard from schoolmates at Harvard, in a piece on recruiting Ivy Leaguers to the military today (sub only). Yup, that’s what it’s all about, kids.

Posted at 10:21 AM

RE: PLAY BALL! [John Derbyshire]
Not sure how much I like this one: "Derb---How about this? It's off-the-cuff but well-encapsulated: Play-Offs and World Series -- a POWS-er. Essentially, a baseball poseur."

Posted at 10:07 AM

"I AM SATAN, AND SATAN IS GOOD" [Jonah Goldberg ]
That's what you get when you play Mel Torme backwards (or so I learned on "Night Court"). But here are some other tidbits along these lines.

Posted at 10:02 AM

CURSE YOU MEGATRON! [Jonah Goldberg]

Okay Megatron has nothing to do with it. But my computer hates Windows Media Player. If yours doesn't and you're nostalgic for 1980s TV Commercials, well then your day is toast.


Posted at 09:56 AM

RE: PLAY BALL! [John Derbyshire]
A reader plugs the acronym gap: "How about being a PAWS fan? That stands for Playoffs, All Star Game and World Series."

Posted at 09:56 AM

AH, THE FREE-MARKET [Jonah Goldberg]

From a reader:

Dear Mr. Goldberg, I just wanted to let you know that Mr. Kristol's recent (illogical) criticism of Secretary Rumsfeld means that I will not be renewing my Weekly Standard subscription next year and thus I'll soon be changing to National Review instead. This day has been long in coming, especially in so far as I enjoy your writers more than theirs anyway. Just wanted to let you know. Keep up the great work! Best wishes, [name withheld],

Posted at 09:52 AM

ORDER THOSE BOOKS – THEY’LL ARRIVE BY CHRISTMAS EVE OR EARLIER! [Jack Fowler]
Have those NR books (our acclaimed kid’s titles – The National Review Treasury of Classic Children’s Literature and The National Review Treasury of Classic Bedtime Stories – plus Choosing the Right College and We Will Prevail and Florence King’s STET, Damnit!) shipped via UPS ground (it’s only $5) and no matter where you are in the good old Continental US of A, your package will arrive plenty of time ahead of Santa. I did a little scenario-ing on the UPS site today: Packages shipped from NYC today will arrive by Thursday, December 23, in the Northwest (Seattle) or Southwest (Phoenix); by Wednesday (Dec. 22) in Dallas, LA, or Denver; by Tuesday (Dec. 21) in the Midwest and South (St. Loueey, Chicago, and Miami); by Monday (Dec. 20) in the far reaches of New England (Bangor); and tomorrow (Friday, December 17!) in Boston. By the way, about our children’s titles, here’s what the great Midge Decter says
“Treasure” is the right word to use for these three collections of children’s literature. Indeed, reading through the National Review treasuries is a happy reminder of the time when children were respected as creatures capable of both real thoughts and real imaginings rather than, as they so much are today, no more than a cohort of small and conventionally attitudinizing adults. Indeed, with the Treasuries in tow, parents and children are both apt to begin anticipating bedtime as a whole new adventure.
Right on Midge! And you should get right on our order page to get these and all of our acclaimed books in time for Christmas.

Posted at 09:49 AM

THE REALLY SOLID SOUTH [Jonah Goldberg ]

Ronald Brownstein in the LA Times writes:

"The generation-long political retreat of Democrats across the South is disintegrating into a rout." Across the thirteen states of the South, Bush carried nearly 85% of all the counties; Bush won 1,124 counties, to Kerry’s 216 (Clinton won more than 650 counties in each of his presidential victories). Bush has become the first candidate since Franklin D. Roosevelt in 1940 and 1944 to carry more than 1,000 Southern counties twice. "Kerry won fewer Southern counties than any Democratic nominee since the Depression except Walter F. Mondale in 1984 and George S. McGovern in 1972."

Nod to Peter Schramm.


Posted at 09:42 AM

BGLAD OR BE GONE [Jonah Goldberg ]
Some parents tape a gay awareness fest and are kicked off campus. Oh, by the way, I think the parents should have been kicked off campus. And so should the group.

Posted at 09:38 AM

GOOD QUESTION [John J. Miller]
A friend writes:

"So this whole Homeland Defense nomination snafu is being spun as a problem within the Bush administration vetting process, isn't it more an indictment of the NY Times, NY Post and NY Daily News? Where the hell were they when this guy was playing all his ethically-challenged games on their turf?"

Posted at 05:26 AM

POWERSLAVE! [John J. Miller]
I don't know if it's the best NRO piece I wrote this year, but the article that easily has received the best response from readers was my appreciation of the heavy-metal band Iron Maiden: Lots of email when it first appeared, and now a steady trickle of people who bring it up in conversation. I was in NYC last week, having drinks with some folks who go to New Criterion parties and the like--almost all of them strangers to me beforehand--and one guy pulled me aside to say how much he liked the piece. No, it wasn't Roger Kimball. But still. He's a reader of Roger Kimball and he enjoyed reading about Iron Maiden. That just about made my day.

Posted at 05:24 AM

NOMINATIONS [KJL]
It's that time of year again. Send your nominations for the best Corner items of 2004 and best NRO pieces of 2004 to thecorner@nationalreview.com with "Best of" in the subject line. Results will be up later this month. thanks, in advance.

Posted at 03:48 AM

THURS. AYEM [KJL]
I'm travelling....to D.C. to take care of various bizness Sorry, no red state, alas. Blame any Corner gaps from my end (and lack of cracking the whip) on travel static. But I'm around and watching, so no funny business. (Everyone knows who I mean.)

Posted at 03:44 AM

IRAQI COMMUNICATIONS OFFICIAL [KJL]
is murdered.

Posted at 03:42 AM

RE: INSTAPUNDIT [KJL]
I have no idea what the problem is here--some technical bug beyond me. But the photo is still here, scroll down.

Posted at 03:42 AM

THE TROUBLE WITH PARODY/HUMOR [KJL ]
I’d be a rich gal if I had a dollar for every humor piece--again take the laughing or leave it, it’s typically a subjective thing--that caused more grief than not. It’s almost not worth running them because of the annoyance of being asked if it’s real or not. Sometimes it’s understandable--if it’s especially good, you’re gonna be a little taken in, especially when you’re reading a lot as part of your daily diet. Normally I try to make sure we do something to make it bleedingly obvious it’s humor. “This speculation was written by” or “This parody was written by” or the like. But you (I) always want to hesitate to do that--it almost hurts the joke to have to point out that it‘s a joke. And in a piece that began “The Washington Post is trying to kill me.” and ends with an ID of the author as a "humorist," I, for one, thought it was all pretty obvious.

Posted at 03:40 AM

MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
We had a little forewarning yesterday of this Howard Kurtz piece up today. I was yesterday and continue to be today more than a little shocked by the whole thing. Not that Bruce Stockler’s parody piece on freelancer angst that ran on NRO last week was a joke (you can read the piece for yourself here), but that the Washington Post is taking itself so seriously. Did the Washington Post think Stockler really submitted a piece saying he was Jim McGreevey’s lover? I’m pretty sure there was no ice-cream truck either. (Read the Stockler and you’ll see what I mean.)

Stockler’s done some funny/cute pieces for us and other publications--including Ms. I mention Ms. to point out that so far as I know he is no knee-jerk hack who is out to get the MSM, for whatever that‘s worth. As a freelancer (and in a recent book), he does humor--and he‘s liberal about who he pokes fun at. You can laugh or not, but it seems obvious to me in this piece (no, there was no Apprentice-themed hurricane, as much as NBC/Trump might have tried to get one) as well as this piece (no, Peter Jennings didn’t quit) and this one too (Stockler isn‘t really confessing Jews rule the world) which he has done for us.

The Washington Post is not laughing, and I humbly think that’s their loss, not our scandal.

Posted at 03:37 AM

Wednesday, December 15, 2004