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Tuesday, December 14, 2004

DEM "WATCHDOG HEARINGS" [KJL]
Great promise for the next Senate: rolling out administration "whistleblowers."

Posted at 06:16 PM

BOYDEN GRAY ON FORTAS [Ramesh Ponnuru]

The chairman of the Committee for Justice writes, with regard to the Ornstein column I mentioned earlier: "Never before in history had there been a true filibuster (i.e. permanent, minority blockage) of a judicial nominee until 2003. A single failed cloture vote, for procedural reasons or to extend debate, does not a filibuster make. Historically, failed cloture votes on judicial nominations have always been followed by successful cloture votes and majority confirmation votes. The one exception is Abe Fortas, whose nomination was pulled after a single cloture vote – four days in – failed with 45 votes, indicating Fortas lacked majority support. The cloture vote functioned as a test vote to avoid subjecting Fortas (and President Johnson) to humiliating final rejection. Fortas’ bipartisan opponents signaled willingness to proceed to an up or down floor vote if necessary.

"To repeat: the current Democrat judicial filibusters are the first permanent denial of cloture to nominees with majority Senate support. They are unprecedented.

"Ornstein quotes Sen. Robert Griffin from the time, but somehow misses his most salient words: '[T]hus far, there have been only four days of Senate debate on this very important, historic issue. . . . [A] filibuster, by any ordinary definition, is not now in progress.' And: 'An examination of the Congressional Record . . . clearly reveals that the will of the majority was not frustrated. . . . On the basis of the Record, then, it is ridiculous to say that the will of a majority in the Senate has been frustrated.'

"Regardless, if Ornstein – and Senate Democrats – wish the Fortas case to be their standard, fine: I’m sure on contentious nominees the majority would be glad to allow one cloture vote and four days of debate."


Posted at 05:54 PM

MARION BARRY [John J. Miller]
Taxpayer hero. I'm not making this up.

Posted at 05:27 PM

SADDAM'S HENCHMEN [KJL]
will be tried next week.

Posted at 05:24 PM

MAN WEARING BIN LADEN MASK [KJL]
gets shot in Costa Rica by a startled cab driver.

Posted at 05:18 PM

WE'RE LOOKING [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
for an assistant editor here at NRO, which is an editing position. Send your resumes/cover letters to me at thecorner@nationalreview.com with "assistant editor" in the subject line. Some experience with editing extremely helpful. Desire to edit required. It is a full-time position.

Posted at 04:24 PM

WAS ABE FORTAS FILIBUSTERED? [Ramesh Ponnuru]
Republicans claim that no nominee to the Supreme Court has ever been filibustered, at least in the sense of being denied an up-or-down vote that he could win. Most Democrats argue that Republicans filibustered President Johnson's nomination of Abe Fortas to the Supreme Court. It turns out that the facts of that case are not so simple. Senator John Cornyn argues against the Democratic view on pp. 38-43 of this article. Norm Ornstein did a column for Roll Call disputing the Republican analysis of the Fortas episode, but to my mind did not address the range of evidence that Senator Cornyn adduces. This may seem rather academic right now, but I'm sure it will come up if there's a Supreme Court vacancy in 2005.

Posted at 04:21 PM

RE: VESTER WATCH [John Derbyshire]
Strong currents of opinion are swirling around the subject of Linda's boots. Samples, from readers:

Reader A: "To each his own, Derb, but the prospect of Linda Vester in, say, knee-high boots... as Roy Orbison might say, 'GRRRRRR!' I may not get any work done this afternoon."

Reader B: "I'm with you on the boots. However, I must say that the boots that E.D. Hill was wearing yesterday with her fishnet stockings made my Monday!"

Reader C: "Derb! For shame! It's cold outside. You wouldn't want those fabulous legs to get all goose-pimply, would you? Or turn blue? Or get frostbitten? God forbid!"

Hey, whaddya mean I'm lowering the tone of the whole blog? These are important public issues. It's a **news** channel, isn't it?

Posted at 04:14 PM

THE WAY IT'S DONE [Shannen Coffin]
Not to start the flood of Monty Python related postings, but Derb's "writing by not writing" post reminds me of Douglas Adams' directions for human flight in book three of the Hitchhikers' Guide to the Universe -- throw yourself at the ground and miss. By trying not to fly, the book's protagonist was able to pull it off.

Posted at 03:59 PM

I'LL HAVE TO DEDICATE MY FIRST BOOK [KJL]
to the Derb for that wisdom.

And I guess I'm sorta writing it now, because I'm...not.

Posted at 03:52 PM

RE: I KNOW HOW TO FIX THIS [John Derbyshire]
Kathryn: No offense, but you clearly have no understanding of the creative process. As Lao Tzu so wisely said: "By not-doing, all can be accomplished." While I'm watching Linda, pausing now and then to fire off a blog to The Corner, brilliant prose is fermenting quietly away just below the surface of my mind. See? When it's good and ready, I just open the faucet, and out it pours onto the page.

That's how books get written -- by writers practicing not-writing. This, at any rate, is the theory I am currently working on.

Ommmmmmm.

Posted at 03:49 PM

MY FICTIONAL TRIP [KJL]
I'm now getting afew red-state speaking invitations to entice.

Posted at 03:08 PM

COMING UP FOR AIR [Jack Fowler]
Book orders keep coming … like Orks … but we are mighty Elves … not afraid … armed with tape guns … shooting out trusty Pitney Bowes and Arrows (bad postage pun) … the mailroom chants its war cry … “NR kids books make perfect Christmas gifts” …sad for war cry, but truer words never spoken … still time to get to you by Christmas Eve or sooner … get them here... do it now … off to the supply closet and my Rubber Band of Brothers!

Posted at 02:55 PM

I KNOW HOW TO FIX THIS [KJL]
Derb, aren't you supposed to be writing book chapters about quarters or something?

Posted at 02:48 PM

RE: VESTER [KJL]
I have the feeling I've lost control of things in here...next I'll be commenting what a waste it is Sean Hannity is on the radio for three hours and TV for only one.

Posted at 02:45 PM

VESTER WATCH [John Derbyshire]
Linda Vester was wearing boots on her midday show. Boots!

Memo to Linda: There are ten million middle-aged guys out here whose passage through the long dark lunchtime of the soul is eased a little by a glimpse of your legs. Lose the boots, honey.

Posted at 02:43 PM

O.K. WITH ME [John J. Miller]
I visited Oklahoma City for the first time ever this year, while I was covering Tom Coburn's Senate race. I had a few hours free one afternoon and went to the Oklahoma City National Memorial, the site of the 1995 bombing. It's not the kind of tourist destination you actually enjoy -- you wish there were no need for it -- yet I found the memorial quite affecting. I wasn't sure the museum would be worth visiting, but in some ways it was the best part of the whole memorial. Well worth an hour or two.

Posted at 02:33 PM

BE NICE TO ME, I'M FROM HOLLYWOOD [KJL]
There is an unconvincing (and patronizing) defense of Hollywood in USA Today. We do weekend kids' birthday parties too!

I might add, mentioning the word orgy in the first graph screams for a plug for Andrew Breitbart's Hollywood Interrupted. Andrew and his co-author actually live there and know it too well.

Are there conservatives in Hollywood? Of course! But it ain't their natural habitat.

Posted at 02:22 PM

APPEASEMENT WATCH [Andrew Stuttaford]
Meanwhile, over at the Zacht Ei blog , Arjan is reporting that a member of the Dutch government has said that the movie Submission should not have been made. It was, apparently, like 'lighting a cigarette in a munitions dump'.

Incredible.


Posted at 02:10 PM

VAN GOGH'S WEBSITE [Andrew Stuttaford]
Pieter at the Peaktalk blog is busy at work translating some of Theo van Gogh's website into English. Van Gogh being Van Gogh, not all of it will make comfortable - or sensible - reading, but as this this comment on America's supposed 'superficiality', well, judge for yourself:

“The dead poor sheep farmers on Sicily at the turn of the century argued that America must be heaven on earth as emigrated family members relayed messages of having meat for dinner everyday. That was a mouthwatering experience for people who could enjoy that privilege maybe once in a lifetime. You can argue that particular instinct to be ‘ordinary’ or ‘superficial’ like so many do here, but it is way beyond me to look down on it. America is hated because it embodies the hope of people that yearn for a better life, to have meat everyday, but also to believe in the God they choose, or not. To say what you want without being persecuted. To be a woman without a veil, with the right to vote, free expression and adultery, without being stoned."

It is impossible to read those words, and others that you can see up on the site, without being proufoundly moved - and remembering that Theo van Gogh was murdered for his opinions. Slaughtered for speaking his mind. In Europe. In 2004.

I suppose we should be grateful that in Britain, by contrast, Tony Blair only wants to lock dissenters up.


Posted at 02:03 PM

RED STATE READERS [KJL]
are currenting making pitches--why I should hit their locale for a red-state vacation. So far, Topeka (because I mentioned it) and OK City are in the lead.

For the record, my red-state vacation is currently only but a timewaster, like our NRO bus trip.

Posted at 01:55 PM

HOME IMPROVEMENT SHOWS ARE PORN FOR WOMEN? [KJL]
That's what this blogger says.

The fella might have a point. Not porn, maybe candy. And not just home-improvement shows, but improvement shows--What Not to Wear and any other makeover show, which, of course, have been the covers of many a chick mag for quite a while.

Posted at 01:52 PM

"ON EXPERIENCING GORE VIDAL" [Peter Robinson ]
From Esquire’s open letter of apology to WFB for republishing the wild libels of Gore Vidal:
Esquire will be happy to send a copy of Mr. Buckley's article to anyone requesting it. (Please write to Peter Martin, Esquire Magazine, 1790 Broadway, 13th floor, New York, NY 10019.)
The article in question in WFB’s essay of 1969, “On Experiencing Gore Vidal.” Biting, brilliant, rocketing prose, this essay represents one of the finest polemics in all the long history of American journalism.

In other words, Corner readers one and all, be certain to take Esquire up on this offer.

Posted at 01:42 PM

WHAT WE REALLY KNOW ABOUT WHO REALLY WON IN 1960 [Peter Robinson]
Lots of readers of this happy Corner have emailed me on the subject. What have I learned? That we cannot say for certain that in 1960 Richard Nixon, and not John Kennedy, carried the popular vote. What can we say? That, no matter how thoroughly we examine the electoral records, we will never know for certain who did win the 1960 popular vote.

A thorough explanation from Fred Schwarz of American Heritage magazine:
In every state but three in 1960, you had a choice between Kennedy and Nixon (sometimes with a few minor-party candidates), and popular votes were counted as usual. In Louisiana and Mississippi, there was a three-way race: Kennedy, Nixon, or "uncommitted." In Louisiana, Kennedy won, and in Mississippi, "uncommitted" won--but in both cases, people could vote for Kennedy (or Nixon) if they wanted, and their votes were recorded as Kennedy (or Nixon) votes. So there was no funny business in either of those states.

The problem occurs in Alabama. There, only two slates of electors were on the ballot (again excluding minor parties): One uncommitted and one for Nixon. "Uncommitted" won by 324,000 to 238,000, and of Alabama's 11 electors, 6 voted for Byrd and 5 for Kennedy. So technically, Rakove [the Stanford history professor] is right--these 324,000 votes are usually counted as Kennedy votes, when in fact they were "uncommitted" votes. And since Kennedy won the election by only 120,000, you can call him a minority president.

Of course, if you want to be super technical, in Alabama and many other states, no one voted for either candidate but rather for electors for that candidate. Yes, this is an exceedingly minor quibble, and if the 11 Alabama electors had cast their votes for Kennedy, no one would object to counting the popular votes as Kennedy votes too. If only one elector had defected, as happened in Oklahoma, they would still have been counted as Kennedy votes. But since 6 of the Alabama electors voted for Byrd [the Virginia Dixiecrat], the question arises as to who should get credit for the 324,000 popular votes.

If you want to boost JFK's total, you call them Kennedy votes and say the 6 electors were faithless, like the Oklahoma guy. If you want to boost Nixon, you say the "uncommitted" votes were for nobody and the Nixon votes were for Nixon. This would leave Nixon with a popular-vote majority of about 200,000….But you can still make a plausible case for counting those votes as Kennedy votes. And if you object that Kennedy's name did not appear on the ballot in Alabama, well, neither did Nixon's. So to be consistent, you would have to take away his 238,000 votes, and Kennedy squeaks ahead again.
And a nice summary statement by Professor Matt Franck, chairman of the department of political science at Radford University:
Now the margin for Kennedy nationally has long been said to have been about 113,000 votes nationally (the Clerk of the House gave him a margin of 119,000 in April 1961, but the lower figure is accepted today). What we would have to know in order to say that Kennedy actually received fewer votes nationwide than Nixon--and we simply cannot know it--is that at least 113,000 Alabama voters, or more than one-third of those voting Democratic, went to the polls and pulled the lever for the entire slate of eleven Democratic presidential electors while thinking "I want Byrd" (or at least "I don't want Kennedy") rather than "I want Kennedy."

Since Alabama then, as now, used the winner-take-all method of allocating electors to candidates--the party winning the popular-vote plurality having all its electors seated in the college--there was only one way for either Kennedy voters or Byrd voters to get even one electoral vote out of the eleven the state had to cast, and that was to vote for the whole party ticket of electors, whether any presidential candidate's name was on the ballot or not.

We know only that the six Alabama electors who had made no pledge to Kennedy voted for Byrd--probably their intent all along….Is it possible that more than 113,000 Alabama Democratic voters wanted Byrd over Kennedy? Yes. Do we know that for sure? No way….

Posted at 01:33 PM

NO MEDICAL CANNABIS RESEARCH [Jonathan H. Adler]
The federal government claims there is no evidence that marijuana has any legitimate medical uses. One reason for this might be that the federal drug bureaucracy refuses to allow any research into potential medicinal uses. Last week the Drug Enforcement Agency turned down the University of Massachusetts' bid to conduct such research. You can't find that for which the governemnt won't let you look.

Posted at 01:22 PM

RE: ESQUIRE [KJL]
Yes, Esquire doesn't seem to have put the article up yet on their website, they may be waiting till they run the correction in their magazine.

Update: Actually, if you read the statement (ahem, K-Lo), you'll see it's going up Jan 15.

Posted at 01:20 PM

THANKS... [KJL]
...for the explanations, but I really actually do know what a stud finder is.

Posted at 01:18 PM

HOT AIR ABOUT WARMING [Jonathan H. Adler]
Iain Murray has a round-up of news and information about the UN climate change negotiations currently underway in Buenos Aires over at The Commons Blog.

Posted at 01:16 PM

THE HERITAGE FOUNDATION [KJL]
just brought me Chianti. I'm ready for another election night! (I so don't mean that last comment. But thanks! And if THF gets published on NRO a little more than Cato next year, you'll understand.)

Posted at 01:06 PM

CROOKED TIMBER [John Derbyshire]
IMS, Kant had something to say about warped studs, didn't he?

Posted at 01:03 PM

LANCE CPL DAVID BATTLE [KJL]
The Marine who wanted to save his wedding ring more than his finger was just on Fox with his wife, explaining why his wedding ring was such an important symbol to fight for, after being injured fighting for his country. You might think it was a very bad decision, but you can't help but admire him for it.

Posted at 12:57 PM

LOWE'S MAY BE FOR GALS TOO [KJL]
A stud finder.

Posted at 12:48 PM

BLASPHEMY [Andrew Stuttaford]
John, I'm no fan of blasphemy laws under any circumstances as, basically, I don't see why one particular ideology, religious or otherwise, should be immune from criticism. That said, you are quite right that blasphemy laws were part and parcel of Western European civilization for centuries. Their enforcement ebbed and flowed with the degree of religious enthusiasm in those societies and, at least from the late eighteenth century onwards, generally did little harm.

However, what was true of essentially single-faith societies is not true in today's multicultural Western Europe. Unless one believes the ecumenicist nonsense that all religions are, at root, the same, the uncomfortable fact is that one person's faith is another person's blasphemy. For all the happytalk about 'people of the book' , what a Christian believes about Jesus will to a Muslim be something akin to blasphemy, and vice versa. Throw Judaism, let alone Hinduism or any of the many other religions now practised in Britain into the mix and, well, you get the picture. Under these circumstances, unless the UK is to ban proselytizing, and open, frank debate between faiths, a ban on blasphemy makes no intellectual sense whatsoever.

As for the comments of Iqbal Sacranie, you link to, for disingenuousness and dishonesty they take some beating. An overwhelming sense of nausea makes it difficult to go through the whole thing, but these words alone should sound alarm bells enough:

"We can make a critical distinction between the substance and form of free speech. The law need not infringe on the substance but can assist to moderate the form."

When I want my free speech "moderated", Mr. Sacranie, I'll let you know.


Posted at 12:45 PM

QUATERNIONS.COM [John Derbyshire]
I meant "possible take on quaternions.doc," of course. I am a slave to MicroSoft Word, like every other hack. (Though at least it's not as bad as MS Outlook, which is *******THE MOST UNSPEAKABLY AWFUL PIECE OF SOFTWARE EVER DEVISED BY SATAN FOR OUR TORMENT*********. Outlook story: I got one of those irritating boxes asking me if I wanted to archive my old items. Foolishly, I said yes. Outlook went ahead and archived every e-mail older than one month. And do you think I can find them now? Where the hell did the wretched program archive them? In the fifth dimension? Grrr...)

Back to quaternions. A helpful reader: "Interestingly, if one formulates the rotation kinematics in terms of quaternions, the resultant 7x7 covariance matrix (the solution of the Riccati equation) is singular, because of the linear dependence of the 4-parameter Euler symmetric parameters."

Well for heaven's sake, everybody knows THAT.

Posted at 12:39 PM

BTW [KJL]
WFB had a legal victory this week.

Posted at 12:35 PM

WHO SAID THE INTERNET SPED THINGS UP? [Jonah Goldberg]
A blogger takes three weks to respond to my bleg.

Posted at 12:12 PM

RE: THOUGHTCRIME [John Derbyshire]
A reader:

"That article you posted from the BBC was one of the most frightening things I ever read. It was especially horrifying because it was so understated and matter-of-fact. I would have at least felt comfortable if it had contained liberal rantings about sensitivity and the like. Instead, it read like the most typical of police blotters.

"I never imagined that the next Orwellian state would come about not of the fascist hatred or the communist collectivism, but of the so-called sanctity of political correctness. Don't dare say something rude--You'll be taking the state's power away!"

Well, some of us conservatives have been saying for years that "political correctness" is fundamentally totalitarian in its tendency, if not always (on a personal level, I mean) in its intention. Now we see the beast unsheath its claws.

We should all be thinking very hard about this. The Muslim cleric whose Op-Ed I just posted makes a case. It's not a bad case; and, as I said, a high level of civilization and personal liberty may be able to co-exist with laws against blasphemy. But is this what we want? And where does it stop? Should we write laws against all bad manners?

The old informal understandings and arrangements -- what Jonah calls "The Rules" -- have all been cut down, as have all the structures of informal authority (parents, teachers, ministers, cops) that used to enforce them. Now we are -- to borrow Thomas More's figure -- standing naked on the plain, looking to a credentialed clerisy of lawyers, judges, and bureaucrats to protect us against the wind. Unfortunately, their heads are full of PoMo lefty nonsense...

Posted at 12:07 PM

THE RICH PARDON RICHNESS... [Jonah Goldberg]
Mickey Kaus expands.

Posted at 12:00 PM

LOTR ROTK DVD [Jonah Goldberg]
As some may recall, I was interviewed for the Return of the King DVD. They said they really liked the interview, but I've never heard anything since. I guess I didn't make the cut. But if anyone hears otherwise, please lemme know.

Posted at 11:52 AM

SCOTT PETERSON [Jonah Goldberg]
The good news about his sentence: Justice is done, murdering pregnant women is held as a double-homicide, we don't have to hear about his murder trial anymore. The bad news, we'll have to hear about his appeals for a few years.

Posted at 11:48 AM

OUTLAWING BLASPHEMY [John Derbyshire]
Iqbal Sacranie, Secretary-General of the Muslim Council of Britain, has an Op-Ed in this morning's Telegraph arguing, basically, for stronger laws against blasphemy.

This is on the same day that John Tyndall has been arrested for (so far as one can gather) saying unpleasant things about Islam.

What may and may not British people say about their fellow-citizens' religions? In good manners, of course, the answer is: nothing grossly disrespectful. But what about in law?

This, it seems to me, is a major issue of our time -- coming soon to a jurisdiction near you. I know of no compelling moral or jurisprudential arguments against blasphemy laws, and Western Civ. got along fine with them for several centuries; but where will our liberals be on this?

Posted at 11:41 AM

AYATOLLAHPALOOZA IN TEXAS [Rod Dreher]
Last week, a very special seminar was held here in north Texas, billed as "A Tribute to the Great Islamic Visionary." Yes, local Muslim leaders -- including some regarded outside the Islamic community as moderate, because hey, they say so -- gathered to sing the praises of none other than the Ayatollah Khomeini. The mind boggles that this kind of thing goes on at all, much less after 9/11. Will the media pay attention to it?

Posted at 11:38 AM

MY FREE RIDE TO TOPEKA [KJL]
We seem to have a lot of readers in the area, if the e-mails to me offering me free room and board are any indication.

Posted at 11:35 AM

WHY [KJL]
is George Tenet getting a presidential medal of freedom?

I guess I should just shut up and be grateful he's not still CIA director.

Posted at 11:30 AM

POST-FALLUJAH PROGRESS [Rich Lowry]
According to Times, “Despite the deaths of the seven marines on Sunday and another on Saturday, the number of attacks in Falluja and the surrounding area has dropped since the Falluja offensive, and local residents have begun assisting the American-led effort in ways they never did in the past, Colonel Wilson said. Some local residents have helped American forces to spot roadside bombs, for instance, and farmers recently chased off a band of insurgents, he said. In Ramadi, residents chased a group of insurgents from the town's business area.”

Posted at 11:14 AM

CHRISTMAS CHEER ABROAD [Rich Lowry]
From New York Times story on Santa's travails across the pond:

Even when a Santa - who has cleared criminal checks - can be found in his house, the setup does not necessarily inspire misty-eyed nostalgia. At the St. Elli Shopping Center in Llanelli, Wales, Santa's lap is off limits; children now sit on a bench next to him, a move aimed at appeasing jittery parents, corporations and Santa himself.

But that's not all. The frosted glass that decorated the house last year was scraped off to provide better sight lines so a newly installed camera can record Santa's every move. 'It's peace of mind for the parents and for Santa,' said Gilmore Jones, the manager of St. Elli Shopping Center. 'Things happen. We didn't mean to be drastic, nothing of the sort.'

Santa's house is still popular, and the children do not mind the camera at all, he said. 'They think it's a cracking idea,' Mr. Jones said. On second thought, he added, wistfully, 'People have said it's sad, but they can understand why it's done.'

Up north in Scotland, Santa has confronted bigger problems. Every year for decades Santa Claus has ridden down every single street in Clackmannanshire, collecting money for charity. Two years ago, though, he and his elves were set upon by an expletive-shouting gang of 40 teenage thugs who hurled stones, some as big as potatoes.

'We had to kill the lights and music and speed out of the area,' Douglas Richmond, one of the elves, told the BBC. 'We had to get away as fast as we could. Someone could have had an eye out.'

So spooked was Santa that last year's event was canceled. This year Santa is staying put at one location in each village of Clackmannanshire while an unmarked police car is parked conspicuously nearby. The charity collection, sponsored by the social club the Round Table, has been sidelined."

Posted at 11:11 AM

THOUGHTCRIME [John Derbyshire]
The lights are going out all over Europe... and in England, too.

Posted at 11:03 AM

WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS? [John Derbyshire]
I am in book hell. My publisher e-mailed & asked for 2 sample chapters in finished form, to seduce a paperback publisher who might (already!) be interested. Of course I have nothing in anything like finished form, only a folder full of files with names like "possible take on quaternions.com" so I am frantically stitching & welding.

Rosie is in Christmas retail sales assistant hell. (She sells jewelry at Lord & Taylor.)

Nellie is in Nutcracker hell -- Sunday they had a **SEVEN HOUR REHEARSAL**.

Only my son is still in the upper world. He has recently, in that unpredictable way things happen with kids, discovered the joys of reading, & has now abandoned his computer games, Lego, and even Spongebob Squarepants, for the delights of Lemony Snicket (sp?)

Posted at 11:01 AM

OY--DID I START THIS? I'LL JUST BLAME DERB [KJL]
An e-mail: "Cheap wood makes for bad projects. A warped stud is something no women should want."

Posted at 10:48 AM

THANKS FOR THAT CLARIFICATION, AHMED! [Andy McCarthy]
“We must be terrorists and we must terrorize the enemies of Islam."--Sheik Omar Abdel Rahman, accused of attempting to blow up tunnels and landmark buildings in Manhattan.

"If you don't have an understanding of the Koran and what the word terrorist means, you will probably misread him here."--Co-defendant, Ahmed Abdel Sattar.

Posted at 10:45 AM

GRIPPING QUESTIONS [KJL]
Rich, so...are you going to clear the drinking allowance? I warn you, authors are threatening to strike if it doesn't come through.

Posted at 10:45 AM

RICHARD HOLBROOKE [Rich Lowry]
He drives a lot of people crazy, but I have a lot of respect for him. He has just started a monthly column for the Washington Post. His first is a very good piece from Kyiv.

Posted at 10:42 AM

FOILING THE BOMBERS [Rich Lowry]
Excellent Washington Post story on the perils our guys face on the Baghdad Airport Road. Read the whole thing. Here is a bit on the constant adjustments being made to deal with insurgents on the road:

"The Army previously sent regular convoys to patrol the road; now soldiers are armed to the teeth and bring along tank-tracked Bradley Fighting Vehicles. The Bradleys are equipped with special magnification tools that allow soldiers to peer into and under cars from a safe distance to determine whether they are a threat. New tactics have quelled most small-arms fire on the road, and improvised bombs are rarely planted on the roadsides because constant patrols have left insurgents without time to place them.

The car bombs, however, are a different story. There is almost nothing the military can do to stop suicide bombers, short of identifying them early, forcing the vehicles off the road or attacking them. The soldiers use profiles -- including certain makes and models of cars and nervous or erratic behavior -- to intervene as early as possible. They fire warning shots before putting bullets through a car's engine block. As a last resort, they will kill a driver if the threat appears great enough."

Posted at 10:42 AM

AN E-MAIL A YANKEES FAN MUST POST [KJL]
From a reader: "Take it to the bank - Martinez is washed up. Proof? The Mets signed him, and that organization is incapable of making a move that is not catastrophic. Proof that money ain't the be all and end all in sports."

Posted at 10:36 AM

JUST ASKING [Rich Lowry]
What world-famous web editor was seen hanging out by the bar cooly sipping a scotch at the Heritage Foundation Christmas party in New York last night?

Posted at 10:31 AM

TRUE CONFESSIONS [KJL]
That Slate piece on Safire buzz mentions two cool choices, too: Rick Brookhiser and David Frum. Why I didn't mention them earlier, when I linked to the piece? I only looked at the pictures. At least I'm honest.

Posted at 10:28 AM

K-LO, WRITING LIVE FROM THE PLAYBOY MANSION [KJL]
Not really, but it got your attention. I really incited red-state wrath with my 20-miles comment. An e-mail:
It may be time to rescue NRO from blue-state hell in Manhattan. K-Lo's posts about not driving X-miles for lumber are so (dare I say it?) Noo Yawk, which is in turn so blue state. David Letterman used to shift the Home Office, from whence the Top Ten List emerged, from place to place, and he favored sites like Nebraska or Oklahoma (red state ground zero!) I know you all (an Okie-ism) will never actually leave the dreary prison of Manhattan, but honestly, having NR originate there is something like publishing abstinence literature at Hugh Hefner's mansion . . . a decided mismatch. Perchance a little symbolic home-officing in Oklahoma City or Tulsa or Lincoln or Topeka would be balm for the soul. And then we'll all pop over to Home Depot and test tractor mowers for spring!
Me: You just gotta understand what it's like to have everything right by you. Best quality, maybe not, but it takes so darn long to travel in the NYC metro area, I'll take the two bucks more and slightly lesser quality if it'll get the job done, ok? It takes some people at NR World Headquarters longer to get home from the office than it takes Rich to fly to Peoria for a speech. It's the way it is.

As for NR being in a blue state, don't you like the idea of a red enclave in the middle of the possibly bluest of the blues?

Will it help if I cancel my Libya vacation and go to Topeka instead (has the NYTimes done a travel piece?)?

Posted at 09:58 AM

RE: JUNO, MINERVA & VENUS [John Derbyshire]
A reader exactly on my wavelength:

"Mr. Derbyshire---Paris would have been hard pressed to decide between the following, if offered:

"Many fair and strong power tools from Juno;

"Success in all projects, all corners square and all studs plumb from Minerva;

"A 1200 B.C. calendar with Helen modeling the latest in mallets and chisels, from Venus."

Now THAT would be worth Peter Paul Rubens' attention!

Posted at 09:53 AM

DEATH OF A DENTIST [John Derbyshire]
This is sad and moving... I guess. My italics.
Herbert M. Hazelkorn, DDS, PhD Herbert M. Hazelkorn, of Glencoe, Illinois, left us on December 7, 2004, of a broken heart at the recent passing of his wife of 35 years, Bobby, exacerbated by a broken spirit arising from the results of the Presidential election. Born March 14, 1924 in Brooklyn, NY, Herb graduated from the University of Illinois at Navy Pier, then U of I Dental School, and after retirement from 40 years in dentistry, he earned his doctorate in Public Health at U of I. Herb, a former Naval officer, was an internationally known public and political activist. His sister Dorothy, his first wife Ila, and his second wife Bobby, predeceased him. He is survived by his twin brother Jules (wife Joyce and daughter Arlene); daughter Ellen Byrne (husband Eric and daughters Ila and Lisa); son Bud Hazelkorn (daughter Sadie); brother-in-law Seymour; stepdaughters Terry Rosenberg (husband Steve and children Alex, Ben and Abbey), Denise Skyler (fiance Jerome Russ and Denise's daughter Jennifer), and Marcy Lowenstein (son Harrison). Friends and family are invited to an informal celebration of Herb's life on Saturday evening December 11, from 7:00-9:00 pm at 10 Lakewood Drive, Glencoe, IL. Family and friends are also welcome at the home of Jules and Joyce Hazelkorn in the afternoon and evening of Sunday December 12 at 3555 Summit Ave, Highland Park, IL. A formal memorial service will be planned for the spring of 2005. For further information please call Bruce Bloom at 847-529-6888. In lieu of flowers or other donations, contributions may be sent to the Bobby and Herb Hazelkorn Fund for Early Cancer Detection at Goldman Philanthropic Partnerships, 155 N. Pfingsten Road, Suite 109, Deerfield, IL (or on-line at www.4Cures.com).
Published in the Chicago Sun-Times on 12/9/2004

Posted at 09:48 AM

RE: TOM WOLFE'S PRIZE [John Derbyshire]
Having spent (it seems in memory) half my childhood shuttling in and out of the "E.N.T." ward (that's "Ear, Nose, and Throat") at Northampton General Hospital, let me tell you Kathryn, "otorhinolaryngological" resonates deeply and unpleasantly with me.

Posted at 09:46 AM

RE: JUNO, MINERVA, AND VENUS [KJL]
That might be my nomination for the best Corner post of the year.

Posted at 09:43 AM

RE: MARS & VENUS [John Derbyshire]
Kathryn: Never mind Mars & Venus, how about Juno, Minerva, and Venus? I am speaking, of course, of the Judgement of Paris, when that dimwitted Trojan prince was supposed to say which of the three goddesses was fairest. They all tried to bribe him, of course: Juno offered many fair states and cities, Minerva glory in war, and Venus offered him the most beautiful woman in the world for his bed. Paris, doofus that he was, went for Venus's offer. Unfortunately the most beautiful woman in the world was Helen, currently married to the king of Argos... and hence the Trojan War etc. etc. Juno was seriously ticked off at not having been chosen ("spretaeque iniuria formae" etc for all you Virgil fans), took against the Trojans, and tossed poor Aeneas about on land and sea.

My point? We might have been spared the whole business if only Juno could have offered Paris *POWER TOOLS*.

Posted at 09:31 AM

MFB [John J. Miller]
I've been wondering why Mary Frances Berry chose to quit the U.S. Commission on Civil Rights without turning it into a big fight. Her relatively quiet departure seems totally out of character. So I recently suggested to Roger Clegg that she's angling for the NAACP job. Here's how Roger replied: "I suppose she could be angling for it, but (a) she could angle and also try to hold on for a few more weeks, and (b) I’d be surprised if she got it. As for (b), she is certainly a kindred spirit of [Julian] Bond’s, but I assume that there are others involved in the selection process besides him, who will be put off by her extremism, age, and lack of demonstrated ability to avoid financial scandal."

Posted at 09:16 AM

DAYTIME TABOO [KJL]
Soaps don't do abortion. According to Soap Opera Digest, "In six decades of daytime television, a genre known — and often lauded — for tackling controversial social issues first, there have been exactly six abortions (one illegal, five legal). To put that into perspective, there were more characters who came back from the dead in this year alone."

Posted at 09:04 AM

VISIONS OF SUGARPLUMS DANCING IN HEAD--WHAT DID I HAVE FOR LUNCH YESTERDAY?! [Jack Fowler]
The funky images must have come from carpet fumes or something, because I didn't have lunch, because we were flooded with orders for our kids books. Hundreds of 'em. And we're facing more of the same today! But fret not all you who wisely ordered these ideal Christmas gifts; we got all the orders out. An NR Mail Room tour de bubble wrap! For those of you on the Left Coast concerned about package arrival time, I can assure you that anything ordered today, and if shipped via UPS Ground (just another $5, no matter how big the package!), will get to you by Monday or Tuesday. In other words -- there's still plenty of time to order The National Review Treasury of Classic Children's Literature (please, I only have a few of the original volume left, so stick to Volume Two if you don't mind, which is, in my opinion, the better book anyway) and The National Review Treasury of Classic Bedtime Stories, or even the hardcover edition of Queen Zixi of Ix (the softcover is free when you purchase any of out other kids books) and have it placed snugly under the tree! You can get NR's great titles while they're hot, right here.

Posted at 08:56 AM

MARS & VENUS [KJL ]
I know I will never willingly travel 20 miles for, say, wood. (This is a female thing and a native Manhattanite thing, I think.) I’ve been an accessory to such things, of course, but never of my own free will. (One has to be an accessory when one plans not to actually help in the building of the needed shelves.)

Posted at 08:40 AM

LOWE’S HIGHS! [Jack Fowler]
Where I live out in Milford, CT, there’s a Lowe’s and a Home Depot. HD is closer, but Lowe’s is worth the longer trip – more service, better service, more supplies (replacement parts – even the most basic items always seems to be out of stock or lost in mega-disorganized display bins at HD), cleaner, more checkouts (sometimes HD has but one manned register – they make you use that stupid self check-out thing that a good 40% of the time can’t tell the asphalt from an elbow joint). There’s just no comparison. I purchased kitchen cabinets at Lowe’s last year – very professional assistance, no bs, quick delivery, beautiful product, no problems installing. Of course, I first priced the cabinets at HD, and between visits to the “kitchen expert” there the price inexplicably went up $2,000 – without and explanation or even an “I’m sorry, I goofed on the first calculation …” I felt I was on the set of Glengarry Glen Ross. Viva Lowe’s!

Posted at 08:38 AM

SPACE CADET [John J. Miller]
NASA chief Sean O'Keefe is quitting -- and one of the people mentioned as a possible replacement is retired Air Force Gen. Ronald Kadish. Until a few months ago, when he retired, Kadish ran the Missile Defense Agency. He's not a big proponent of weaponizing space -- which is something the United States eventually will have to do -- but it nonetheless strikes me as a good idea to have a former military man at the space agency.

Posted at 08:31 AM

DERB, [KJL]
you will be asked to. Just refrain from explaining to us what the connection between "otorhinolaryngological" and "bad sex" is--I'm trying not to think about it.

Posted at 08:24 AM

TOM WOLFE'S PRIZE [John Derbyshire]
Personally, I would have given him a prize just for using the word "otorhinolaryngological."

Posted at 08:20 AM

BIG ORANGE IN THE BIG APPLE [John Derbyshire]
Kathryn: Of no interest to me. I have turned coat, and am now a devotee of Lowe's -- who, I see, have no store in Manhattan. Trust me, though, they are worth driving 20 miles for.

Posted at 08:15 AM

NEWS FLASH [John Derbyshire]
This just in: Tom Wolfe is this year's winner of the Bad Sex Prize, awarded for squirm-inducing descriptions of the generative act in fiction, by the excellent magazine Literary Review (to which, in the remote past, I was a contributor ).

Posted at 07:49 AM

RE: MS.ERY [KJL]
I'm not sure the timing of Diwali, but I'm pretty sure Ramadan is over. And, of course, these are all at least equivalent to Christmas--and the Winter Solstice!

(Sorry, I'll let Gloria go now.)

Posted at 07:46 AM

RE: FETUS PETERSON [Tim Graham]
Driving home last night, K-Lo, I heard an NPR anchor say Scott Peterson was found guilty of killing "his wife, Laci Peterson, and her fetus." NPR couldn't even manage "THEIR fetus."

Posted at 07:17 AM

SAFIRE REPLACEMENTS BUZZING [KJL]
Heather Mac Donald?

Posted at 06:49 AM

SPEAKING OF NY LOSING ITS CHARACTER [KJL]
Does Derb know another Big Orange is opening in the city? Upper East side.

Posted at 06:45 AM

CRYSTAL GOLD [KJL]
Billy Crystal's new play sounds like one NYers/NY fans will savor.

Posted at 06:42 AM

ALMOST PARADISE [KJL]
John, I've already booked Libya.

Posted at 06:13 AM

VACATION PLANS [John J. Miller]
And while we're on the subject of Latin American leftists, you may have heard that Venezuela is the new Cuba. Here's a good piece on "reality tours" of the Chavista paradise.

Posted at 06:05 AM

VIVA REAGAN! [John J. Miller]
By the way, I'd be less irritated at the NY Public Library over Che if it also sold these t-shirts.

Posted at 06:02 AM

NO CHE [John J. Miller]
Cuban Americans are hacked off at the New York Public Library for selling Che watches, according to this New York Sun article -- authored by former NR assistant editor Meghan Clyne.

Posted at 06:00 AM

IF ELIZABETH AND DARCY CAN DO IT... [KJL]
Women in the UK say Pride and Prejudice tranformed their lives.

Posted at 05:54 AM

NO SENSE ZONE [KJL]
A ten-year-old girl in Philly was handcuffed and arrested (and suspended) for violating a district ban on bringing scissors to school. Officials have since apologied.

Posted at 05:49 AM

TERRORISM IS NO HINDRANCE [KJL]
Hamas claims the EU and U.S. keep dialogue open. EU gave an unconvincing denial, if this piece is accurate, and no one seemed to bother to ask the Bush admin.

Posted at 05:45 AM

DECEMBER NEWS [KJL]
Here is yet another story about how you're working too hard--this time, deadlines are bad for your heart. Hasn't there been at least one of these a week for the past few? The newswires seem as bad as the women's magazine. Message: No matter how good you think it is, how well you are muddling through, "YOUR LIVE SUCKS."

Posted at 05:39 AM

RE: PEDRO [KJL]
I thought this picture was Boston reax to Pedro's Mets deal. (The assumption made sense on the Globe homepage, really.)

Posted at 05:37 AM

YEP [KJL]
Pedro's going to Nueva York.

Posted at 05:34 AM

INTERESTING [KJL]
Google's working with major libraries to digitize their holdings. You really won't have to leave your house for much of anything soon.

Posted at 05:31 AM

RADIO [KJL]
Rich'll be on Bill Bennett's radio show at 8 am.

Posted at 05:28 AM

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