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Saturday, January 08, 2005

WOW [Jonah Goldberg]

A blog dedicated to who will be the next World Bank President.

Nod to Dan Drezner.


Posted at 11:01 PM

WHY.... [Jonah Goldberg]
Is John Kerry meeting with the president of Syria?

Posted at 10:48 PM

NICE QUOTE [Jonah Goldberg]

From a reader in response to the latest column:

Thomas More on incremental relativism:

"When the king remarried even after failing to secure a lawful annulment,
More was asked not to be such a stickler for law. But, he answered,
if we allow one law to be felled like a single tree in the forest, why
not the next, and the next, until soon the whole forest is flattened,
and there remains nothing to protect us from the north wind?"

Your article speaks to my condition. Thank you.



Posted at 10:46 PM

YAWN [Jonah Goldberg]

I don't think this is an ideological point: You can tell where a pundit or blogger resides on the ideological spectrum based upon what he or she assumes is self-evidently damning.

So, here is Atrios compiling what he apparently considers to be a bunch of self-evidently damning statements on my part.

Anyway, without getting into the weeds, I guess I just think Atrios is a bore.


Posted at 10:43 PM

THROW A NET OVER HIM [Jonah Goldberg ]

Michael Newdow is at it again:

SAN FRANCISCO (AP) -- An atheist who sued because he did not want his young daughter exposed to the words "under God" in the Pledge of Allegiance has filed a suit to bar the saying of a prayer at President Bush's inauguration...

[oops...sorry...see this was already posted earlier]


Posted at 07:07 PM

BUSH NAMES COMMISSION TO STUDY TAX REFORM [Tim Graham]
Connie Mack, John Breaux head it up.

Posted at 05:09 PM

GINGRICH FOR PRESIDENT? [Jonah Goldberg]
I'm exhausted already.

Posted at 04:58 PM

THANK YOU, ADM. SHELDON KINNEY; R.I.P. [KJL]
A retired Navy man whose life, as this profile reports, was a service to our nation, dies: He took command of the USS Edsall in 1943, becoming the youngest commanding officer of a destroyer-type ship. He then commissioned and took command of the USS Bronstein. The Bronstein was credited with sinking three German U-boats in one night and putting a fourth out of action. He was awarded the Navy Cross, and the Bronstein received a Presidential Unit Citation. Adm. Robert Carney, chief of naval operations from 1953 to 1955, described the Bronstein's fight that night as "the most concentrated and successful antisubmarine action by a U.S. Navy ship during World War II."

Posted at 04:41 PM

IN IRAQ [KJL]
The bad guys continue to try to stall the elections:
Militants abducted three senior Iraqi officials, beheaded a man who worked for the U.S. military and killed at least four others, officials said Saturday, a day after a U.S. general warned that insurgents may be planning "horrific" attacks ahead of Jan. 30 elections.


It will get worse. But don't delay.

Posted at 04:31 PM

RE: THE WILLIAMS THING [KJL]
From that same NYTimes story, this is funny:
"I thought we in the media were supposed to be watchdogs, not lapdogs," Bryan Monroe, an official of the black journalists' group and an assistant vice president at Knight Ridder, said in the statement.

Posted at 04:05 PM

RE: THE CLINTON ADMIN & ARMSTRONG WILLIAMS [KJL]
From the NYTimes:
But public relations executives said that the government distribution of prepared news segments without on-air disclosures of their origin was a bipartisan practice that predated the Bush administration.

"The Clinton administration was probably even more active than the Bush administration" in distributing news segments promoting its policies, said Laurence Moskowitz, chairman and chief executive of Medialink, a major producer of promotional news segments. After the Government Accountability Office decision last spring, he said, his firm began advising government clients to disclose each tape's nature in its script.
But was there money involved (maybe they saw no need)?

Posted at 03:54 PM

BEGALA AND JONAH: MIND MELD! [KJL]
Mark yesterday as a day for the history books. Here's Paul Begala on Crossfire, questioning Armstrong Williams: "Do you think that -- what do you think your friends on the right would do if a similar thing had happened with Bill Clinton? Jonah Goldberg was on the program that precedes us, "INSIDE POLITICS." He suggested that steam would be coming out of his ears if a liberal had done this under Bill Clinton."

Posted at 03:33 PM

NEAT [KJL ]
The homepage of the U.S. Pacific Command has a link to Tom Smith’s NRO piece on the humanitarian work of the USS Lincoln in south Asia (and elsewhere).

Posted at 03:28 PM

HOW DO YOU SPELL RELIEF? [KJL ]
C-o-n-d-o-m-s, perhaps, if you’re the U.N. Population Fund. Birth control and abortion aids are part of their emergency help to tsunami victims. But don’t expect the U.N. to spell that out in their appeal for money; here’s the translation.

Posted at 03:05 PM

BIAS OR UNBIASED? [KJL]
Roger Simon looks at two very different takes on how to deal with news: mine and the head of Wikipedia.

Posted at 03:01 PM

THE ACTRESS AND THE DEFENSE SECRETARY [Tim Graham]
Julia Roberts buys land from Don Rumsfeld.

Posted at 03:00 PM

...AND TO DUST YOU SHALL RETURN? [Tim Graham]
AP reports from Tennessee: "A former crematory operator who admits dumping 334 bodies and passing off cement dust as their remains pleaded guilty Friday to Tennessee charges and was sentenced to 12 years in prison."

Posted at 02:57 PM

HE'S KIDDING, RIGHT? [Tim Graham]
In profiling the pop band the Scissor Sisters (whose hit on the radio sounds like a carbon copy of an Elton John song), Washington Post music writer Richard Harrington says of lead singer Jake Shears: "Getting serious about it was not on anyone's agenda. After all, Shears was anticipating a course in journalism, and, like many journalists, supporting himself as a go-go dancer and stripper."

Posted at 02:52 PM

WISHFUL THINKING [Cliff May]
According to a Washington Post editorial this morning, “Palestinian Candidate Mahmoud Abbas has been a strong and courageous opponent of violence against Israel and a strong supporter of Palestinian compromises to move toward a two-state solution.”

Would that it were so. To the best of my knowledge (Cornerites are invited to correct me if I’m wrong) Abbas has never opposed violence – not even the murder of children – on a moral basis (the only basis that could be called “courageous.”)

Instead, he has merely said that such acts, at this point in history, harm, rather than help the Palestinian cause (which may be defined variously as establishing a Palestinian state or wiping Israel off the face of the Earth).

And when has Abbbas ever said that the Palestinians will have to make serious compromises with the Israelis in order to achieve peace? By contrast, Ariel Sharon has often told Israelis that they must prepare to make “painful compromises.”

With this as background, it is no surprise – though it is a disappointment – that Abbas has waged his campaign by attacking “the Zionist enemy,” saying nothing that will help Palestinians move toward a resolution of the conflict that is less than they were promised by Arafat – less than a Palestinian victory and an Israeli defeat.

And remember: Abbas has had no serious opponent in this race. True, there are those who are not candidates who might attempt to kill him should he say anything that displeases them. But that will be true after he wins as well. And if the goal here is to build democratic values and institutions, would it not be useful for Abbas to say a few words critical of such people? Shouldn’t the Post have noted that?.

Posted at 02:38 PM

HOW ABOUT A "THANK YOU"? [KJL]
"Don't convert our children, Muslim group warns"

Posted at 02:32 PM

ALSO ON SUNDAY [KJL]
Our friend Michelle Malkin will be a talk-radio host from 10 am to 1 pm eastern on WABC AM in New York City. Rep. Tom Tancredo will be one of her guests (and taking questions from listeners) during the 11 o'clock hour. You can listen online here.

Posted at 02:28 PM

DINO ROSSI WENT TO COURT YESTERDAY [KJL]
to contest the election where dead people voted, among other things.

Where's the John Conyers outrage, etc.?

Posted at 02:04 PM

RE: SUNDAY [KJL]
Correction on Meet the Press: Kate was on Meet the Press last Sunday--but NRO fans who tune in won't be disappointed, Byron York is on this Sunday.

Posted at 02:00 PM

BACK TO THE ISSUE OF THE DAY [KJL]
A reader just pointed out: In all of the reports (there are a lot of them) about Brad Pitt and Jennifer Anniston's split, on the roll call of her movies, WHERE IS OFFICE SPACE? Seems to be missing.

Posted at 01:55 PM

NEWDOW, THE PLEDGE GUY, IS BACK [KJL]
He's suing to keep Bush's hand off a Bible on Jan. 20 (Not in the way that would make Barbara Boxer and co. most proud though).

Posted at 01:47 PM

NATURAL DISASTERS [Cliff May]
Why do they get priority over unnatural disasters? Why is there so much empathy, so much support for the victims of acts of God, and so little empathy, so little support for the victims of acts of man?

Why does the “international community” care more about the victims of a tsunami than they do about the victims of Saddam Hussein, Sudanese Islamic fascists, Kim Jong Il, Rwandan mass murderers, Pol Pot et al.?

My Scripps column on this topic is here.

Posted at 01:43 PM

FOX [Rich Lowry]
Fyi--scheduled to be on around 3:40 pm today.

Posted at 01:35 PM

ON MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS: I STILL BELIEVE [KJL]
in Brad and Jen. I must. There's still a chance for them. I will not concede one of my 2005 predictions on Jan. 8.

Posted at 01:32 PM

OVERREACT MUCH? [Jonah Goldberg]

I'm sorry I ever linked to this Gilliard guy. Not because I take back anything I said. If anything I was probably kind. But because Gilliard's making a fool of himself. He's now calling me, Rich Lowry and NR racists, comparing us to Klansmen and writing what would be called a sophomoric racist parody of a thin-skinned black liberal having a hissy-fit -- if it weren't actually written seriously. I don't really take offense because I can't take this guy seriously. All of his language is hackneyed (Oh how clever! An uncle Tom barb! Never heard one of those). His "ideas" are a caricature and, judging from his (several) fans' email to me, all he's got going for him is a rather sad persecution complex. How else to interpret this sort of hysteria but as a perfect -- if trivial -- example of the moral exhaustion of black liberalism. Am I supposed to cry because he called me a racist over something like this?

Seriously, Steve, take a few deep breaths. If you're going to call me a Klansmen for criticizing you and Armstrong Williams, how do you expect to have any moral authority for, well, anything? Maybe someone else can explain this to him?


Posted at 01:21 PM

RE: CALL ME CRAZY [Jonah Goldberg]
Readers are telling me this guy is black. Ok, so if we want, we can play the usual games about whether or not blacks can be racists when talking about other blacks. Particularly when smug, un-funny, liberal blacks talk about conservative ones (since we know it's not allowed the other way around). Or we can declare in advance that we find such post-modern thumbsucking racial seminars very boring and ignore the whole thing. The guy's post still strikes me as racist, offensive and idiotic and the fact that he's black may make it more interesting for people who play those games, but not for me. His commnets are gross and his skin color doesn't make them hip.

Posted at 08:26 AM

Friday, January 07, 2005

CALL ME CRAZY .... [Jonah Goldberg ]

But I think this guy's post about Armstrong Williams is flat-out racist, and it's not like I throw that around lightly.

I found it while searching Technorati for what the blogosphere was saying about Armstrong Williams. I don't know much about Steve Gillard. Okay I don't know anything execpt I've come across the name in searches before and Technorati says it's fairly well-known.

Anyway, I find the Williams thing to be a total trainwreck, but I don't think it warrants lame slave jokes and the like. Then again, I don't think anything warrants even non-lame slave jokes. Shame on this guy whoever he is.


Posted at 09:07 PM

RE: KATE O'BEIRNE [KJL]
She's been very hard on No Child Left Behind.

Had you only known, Kate....

Posted at 06:29 PM

KATE O'BEIRNE [NRO Staff]
will be on Meet the Press Sunday, fyi.

Posted at 06:26 PM

FORMER HILLARY MONEY GUY [KJL]
indicted

Posted at 06:13 PM

HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND, Y'ALL [KJL]
Hard to believe we're only about one week into the new year--long first one.

The Corner will be around now and again as usual this weekend, stop by. Otherwise, enjoy.

Posted at 05:08 PM

NYTIMES CHARGING WEB READERS [KJL]
Would I ever read it again?

Posted at 04:45 PM

OK, I'M A SORE LOSER, TOO [KJL]
I enjoy knowing the Red Sox are having some problems.

I posted that because Red Sox fan Shannen Coffin is on the road. Heh.

Posted at 04:40 PM

I DOZED LAST NIGHT [KJL]
I wasn't sure last night if Peter Jennings mentioned the certification meltdown last night--he did, briefly (I might have blinked): From the Media Research Center:
) Two network anchors treated as a noble and credible cause, not as an unworthy publicity gimmick without any factual basis, the move by a few far-left cranks in the House and Senate to object to the certification of the Electoral College vote in Ohio in favor of President George W. Bush. ABC's Peter Jennings noted that "the Democrats knew that it was a pretty ceremonial objection," but he stressed how they "regarded it as important." Brian Williams, from Singapore, teased Thursday's NBC Nightly News by assuming facts not in evidence as he presumed there were "problems" in Ohio, "Protesting the vote: Congress forced to interrupt its ceremonial counting of the electoral votes because of problems on Election Day in Ohio." NBC's Chip Reid proceeded to relay, without citing any evidence, how "the objectors cited irregularities in Ohio from alleged intimidation of minority voters to too few voting machines."

Peter Jennings held his January 6 World News Tonight coverage to this short item: "In the Congress today, they officially certified the results of the presidential election. It was not without incident. One Democratic Senator joined a Democrat from the House in objecting to the results from Ohio, which forced reconsideration in both houses. The Democrats knew that it was a pretty ceremonial objection, but regarded it as important."

Posted at 04:25 PM

HOW LONG BEFORE MIKE BLOOMBERG MAKES THESE MANDATORY? [Michael Graham]
Hey, it's for the children, right?

(Thanks to Michelle Malkin for the tip.)

Posted at 04:09 PM

RE: THE CJR INTERVIEW [KJL]
After I got asked that question about what three liberals I'd like to be stuck in a room , I started polling. The sanest choice was: "DP Moynihan, Chris Hitchens, and Camille Paglia." An alternative to Bill Clinton--they'd all criticize him. Though does Paglia qualify (or Hitchens, come to think...)? She might be a label unto herself.

The bravest choice: Dean. Who knows what could happen. Someone would run out screaming.

Posted at 04:06 PM

LOCKED IN A ROOM WITH BILL CLINTON [KJL]
The Columbia Journalism review interviewed me about the media’n’stuff. Kinda quirky, as the subject line suggests. You can see it here. It's a Friday kinda read.

Don't hate me for not naming names, btw on the worst reporters--but you'll see I slipped everyone's favorite WashPost White House correspondent in elsewhere (you're welcome, Mr. Rove).

Posted at 02:59 PM

ACTUALLY, ROGER [KJL]
the Green party thing might be a joke.

But your point is well taken--there's not even a good-looking guy to explain the utter blindness. Stuttaford wrote about red chic on the catwalk a while back (I'm sure that assignment was all selfless on his part), here.

Posted at 02:55 PM

MY LATEST COLUMN CALLS INTO QUESTION MY COMFORT AS A CITIZEN... [Rich Lowry ]
...according to this e-mail: "You, sir, sound as if you would be more comfortable as a member of the Taliban, justifying the severing of the hands of accused thieves, and the stoning of accused adulterers, than as a citizen of the United States."

Posted at 02:52 PM

BEVIS & BUTTHEAD LAKE [Jonah Goldberg ]

Those whacky census bureau guys:

A small lake southeast of Lake Stevens has two different names, Bevis and Butthead - almost identical to snickering characters in TV's "Beavis and Butt-head" show.

"That means someone is playing a joke, I think," said Ken Brown, a land surveyor with the state Department of Natural Resources.

Brown said the department calls it Bevis Lake. The U.S. Geological Survey uses that name on its topographic map.


But the U.S. Census Bureau calls it Butthead Lake in its records.


Posted at 01:38 PM

MORE OUTRAGES UNCOVERED [John Derbyshire]
"Dear Mr. Derbyshire---I recall we once celebrated a West Point classmates birthday by tying him naked and spread eagle on a clothing rack, painting him blue, edge-dressing his privates (edge dressing is glossy veneer used to paint the side of your shoe soles pure black), then wheeling him around campus to the cheers of his fellow cadets.

"Abu-Ghraib style we took photos. I think I have some copies in a shoebox somewhere. What fun!

"Of course that probably helped create the permissive atmosphere that lead to Abu Ghraib."

I advise you to burn those photographs, Sir, before they fall into the hands of the New York Times.

Posted at 01:38 PM

GOLLY [Jonah Goldberg]

Someone's actually been cataloging my monkey references:

Should Cosmo be concerned?

From your Pragmatic G-File:
"Holmes defended free speech on the grounds that more voices in the marketplace of ideas would be more likely to yield a more concrete answer to the central problems of life (think of a billion monkeys banging on typewriters: the more monkeys you add, the more likely it is they'll write something worthwhile)."

From the G-File you link to in your Pragmatic G-File:
"Just because Bill Clinton always lies doesn’t mean that at some point — like monkeys banging on typewriters — he’ll never stumble on the truth. But in both cases, more than a little skepticism is in order."

It's more than just a favorite analogy: You helped make the cheese-eating surrender species famous. There's the Flying variety to which you've referred on many occasions. It was at this point I got curious and Googled NRO:

12/28/99: "'Well Chuck, there is an outside possibility that mutant computer monkeys will eat your brains and evil hamsters will try to take over the government.'"

Another from '99: "Then, when I return to find the Statue of Liberty poking out of Jones Beach, I will be prepared to start society all over again — I will not let Dr. Zeus make a monkey out of me."

2001: "I can just imagine the Susan Sontag readers of my native Upper West Side on a cultural safari, 'Oh, look how the Shaman shows the monkey pancreas to the bride before he eats it! That's to show the demons are gone. Isn't that marvelous honey?'"

A 2-fer from 10/29/01: "George has been added to our team of web monkeys" and "I don't want to be hyperbolic, but you should click on these ads like a monkey in a cocaine-addiction study trying to get one last pellet. "

I could go on, but my lunch break's almost over and the point is made. Admit it: You just like monkeys. Now, back to Pragmatism. (This is clearly the response you had in mind when you wrote it....)


Posted at 01:28 PM

RE: GODDARD ON MOORE [KJL]
At first I was disappointed it wasn't Jean-Luc Picard on Moore.

Yes, that's what The Corner has done to me. Hope you're happy, Jonah.

Posted at 01:22 PM

HAMMER AND SICK [Roger Clegg]
Kathryn, I like your Che postcard idea., and the sooner the better. Consider: I’m in Starbucks earlier this week, and I see a young student-type wearing a t-shirt with a light green background and a pink … hammer and sickle. Now, we’ve discussed why Che t-shirts are bad, and I’d say the same about those t-shirts featuring Castro or Marx or Trotsky or Lenin, but this seems to me much worse. I mean, you can romanticize the nice-looking Che, but what’s the excuse for wearing the unadorned symbol of Communism, number-one murderer in world history? And it turns out this kid is not alone; there’s other hammer-and-sickle paraphernalia, too, here (“For the little Internet communist inside all of us, this spoof http shirt …”) and here (Green Party). I’ve felt rotten all week because I didn’t say something to this kid, like “Do you have one with a swastika, too?” What’s going on here? Is this supposed to be ironic? I don’t get it.

Posted at 01:08 PM

THESE PEOPLE REALLY EXIST [Jonah Goldberg]

Please don't send me email explaining why this guy is wrong. I just thought you'd be interested in knowing that I really do hear from people like this guy:

Subject: Insurgents Are NOT Terrorists...!!!

Ask yourself this: What would YOU do if the U.S. was invaded by the Chinese on false pretenses in a grab for natural resources, and the Chinese built permanent bases all over the U.S.--making it very clear that they had no intention of EVER leaving?

Then, what would you do if the Chinese shut down your religious newsletter, destroyed your church, took over your town, broke into your house in the middle of the night, arrested, tortured and sexually abused your friends, and killed your childen and your parents at a checkpoint because they did not slow down enough?

As a patriot, would you fight them any way you could? Or do I overestimate you?

The people resisting the occupation in Iraq are NOT terrorists. They are fighting against an invasion and an occupation by whatever means necessary. When the colonists in the young United States fought against the British during the American Revolution, the colonists were considered "terrorists" by the British, because they used unconventional hit and run tactics, and because they would not stand in a straight line and fight like the British had been doing for centuries. And in case you did not know it: The colonists also attacked and killed American civilians who were working for the British---and there were many.

One man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter. If we were invaded by the Chinese on false pretenses, I hope YOU would fight hard and smart enough to be called a "terrorist" in China.

When your children and grandchildren ask you what you did to speak up against this insanity, what will you tell them?


Posted at 12:56 PM

RE: NORDLINGER'S ARTICLE AND CHE [KJL]
Here's an idea: You know how bars will have a corner with postcards by the door--movie ads, restaurant ads, etc? Someone should do whatever one has to do to print that concise sum-up graph Jay did of WHO CHE IS on a postcard. Just put Che on the front, which'll draw all the "cool kids" in and you've started to educate. Think about the possibilities.

Posted at 12:53 PM

MORE ON INTERROGATION [Rich Lowry ]
E-mail: “Torture achieves little except the demeanment of the torturer. Why do you vaguely allude to torture as the means to capturing wanted terrorists, and do not give a specific example?”

ME: First, I don’t endorse torture. Second, here is a specific instance of a coerced interrogation producing valuable information. Bush critics should tell us whether they would be willing to forgo this kind of information, and the resulting captures, or not. From the June 27, 20004 Washington Post: "In March 2002, Abu Zubaida was captured, and the interrogation debate between the CIA and FBI began anew. This time, when FBI Director Robert S. Mueller III decided to withhold FBI involvement, it was a signal that the tug of war was over. "Once the CIA was given the green light . . . they had the lead role," said a senior FBI counterterrorism official.

Abu Zubaida was shot in the groin during his apprehension in Pakistan. U.S. national security officials have suggested that painkillers were used selectively in the beginning of his captivity until he agreed to cooperate more fully. His information led to the apprehension of other al Qaeda members, including Ramzi Binalshibh, also in Pakistan. The capture of Binalshibh and other al Qaeda leaders -- Omar al-Faruq in Indonesia, Rahim al-Nashiri in Kuwait and Muhammad al Darbi in Yemen -- were all partly the result of information gained during interrogations, according to U.S. intelligence and national security officials. All four remain under CIA control."

Posted at 12:50 PM

RE: CHE [Kathryn Jean Lopez ]
Sorry that was a looong post. But the book-ad is just so precious.

Posted at 12:47 PM

MY MOTORCYCLE DIARIES MISTAKE [KJL]
I haven’t see the movie. Basically, I have the same philosophy with it as I had with Fahrenheit 911. If I missed the previews (I did), I’m not paying money to see it. I might watch it on HBO--or whatever--one day.

A friend in the movie biz (God bless him for staying sane!) was kind enough to share one of the routine "for your consideration" Oscar ad packages Hollywood types get around this time of year. It's for The Motorcycle Diaries.

It’s a lauding pictoral look at Che Guevara's young life as portrayed in the movie, filled with adoring, though relatively minimal text (compared to the overwhelming photos).

And, well, heck, I almost like Che now.

It explained why I’ve been feeling off recently, though: I should have seen the movie. It would have changed my life. Or so the Oscar ad says in word and image. I’d be into the whole Che Chic thing Jay Nordlinger has written so ably about. Had I seen it, I would get Che and be, at last, chic. As Christy Lemire of AP reviewed the film: “After seeing this film, you’ll want to follow them wherever they roam.” (That's one of the quotes scattered through the ad book.)

Shortly thereafter, in the commerical package, you are reminded, “that Che is a modern hero…”

And, of course, MD is “a love story.”

And there is some dialogue from the film here and there. Like:
Communist Woman: Are you two looking for work?

Ernesto: No, we’re not looking for work.

Communist Woman: No? Then why are you traveling?

Ernesto: We travel just to travel.

Communist Woman: Bless you…Blessed be your travels.
You need to understand, you see, that: “The story has a universality that transcends politics.” – Stephen Farber, Movieline’s Hollywood Life

“…the story tells how Guevara begins to find himself morally and politically.”--David Elliott, San Diego Union-Tribune

“’The Motorcycle Diaries’ could be about anyone spreading his wings for the first time, and that’s what makes it so touching.”--Ruthe Stein, San Fran Chronicle

And you should see the warm--and hot--movie stills. He goes from egghead to glorious, in love, an adventurer, an inspiration.

HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE THIS YOUNG MAN, THIS GUEVARA?! HE IS EVERYMAN. (What was that Jay anti-Che-ism all about?!) My emotions are charged from the overdose of Motorcycle Diary Che fluff (emotional sugar) in the Motorcycle Diaries ad book!

To quote Seńor Jay Nordlinger, in the current NRODT: “To turn the tide against Guevara would take massive reeducation--a term the old Communist would very much appreciate.” He’s a hot hero who moves the world (“sexy" makes it into the just-short-of-70-pages commercial—not that it is needed. Again, the images tell that story).

And there are the endnotes: “It’s a love story about loving the person that’s your neighbor; it’s a love story about loving the land and therefore loving oneself.”--Gael García Bernal (who plays hero Che)

I think they forgot to mention the love.

“’The Motorcycle Diaries’ is the kind of movie that can change us all for the better.”--Andrew Sarris, New York Observer

There’s not even a decent hint that the subject is a man who would be a controversial figure. Because, I guess, he really isn’t. The Communist thug who is the stuff of legend now. (And "Fidel" is "uncle.")

Jay writes, in his piece--which should be printed on index cards to hand out everytime you see someone with a Che shirt:
The fog of time and the strength of anti-anti-Communism have obscured the real Che. Who was he? He was an Argentinian revolutionary who served as Castro's primary thug. He was especially infamous for presiding over summary executions at La Cabańa, the fortress that was his abattoir. He liked to administer the coup de grâce, the bullet to the back of the neck. And he loved to parade people past El Paredón, the reddened wall against which so many innocents were killed. Furthermore, he established the labor-camp system in which countless citizens--dissidents, democrats, artists, homosexuals--would suffer and die. This is the Cuban gulag. A Cuban-American writer, Humberto Fontova, described Guevara as "a combination of Beria and Himmler." Anthony Daniels once quipped, "The difference between [Guevara] and Pol Pot was that [the former] never studied in Paris."
[Emphasis mine.]

The cover, by the way, of the Oscar MD lovefest says “Let the world change you…And you can change the world.”

Well, it didn’t say for the better.

Posted at 12:41 PM

CLARIFICATION RE SCHOOLS AND EMAIL [KJL]
I'm not suggesting you prevent temptations or save the world from perverts by principals deciding no teacher-student e-mails. I'm just saying it avoids new problems--people say things over email they won't say in person, etc. Things written quickly are misunderstood. Odd times are misinterpreted. Etc.

Posted at 12:34 PM

CNN [Jonah Goldberg]
I'll be on around 3:45 today.

Posted at 12:23 PM

UNSCRIPTED ERROR [Rich Lowry ]
E-mail: “Subject: back to the dictionary for you "be afforded such things as commissary privileges, script (i.e., advances of monthly pay), athletic uniforms and scientific instruments." while it is true that I object to everything in your column, I would at this time point out to you it is called "SCRIP" not SCRIPT, according to Webster's 2.” [It's fixed now, fyi--Ed.]

Posted at 11:46 AM

TEACHERS & KIDS ONLINE [KJL ]
This new case of a teacher—middle school—going at it with students: she used e-mail to make it all happen. I’ve had this conversation with teachers and administrators before: I really don’t think teachers should give students their e-mail addresses. Schools should have policies about it, and that would be mine. It just makes sense, it seems. I’ve heard homework help justifications for e-mailing, but it’s not necessary and it’s too easy for problems to arise. Common sense.

Posted at 11:43 AM

THIS MAY TAKE A WHILE... [Jonah Goldberg ]

Noah Millman has an epic-length response to my G-File today and I'm delighted for it. I was hoping for more feedback as this Pragmatism stuff is something of a hobby-horse of mine these days. That said, I've got to work on something else right now and this is way too long to respond to now.

But I will quibble now with his first quibble. He says that "pragmatism" doesn't have a positive connotation. He makes this case by coming up with words which mean the opposite of pragmatism -- principled, for example -- which we like and words which he says are synonyms with pragmatic that we don't like -- "mercenary," for example. That's all find and dandy. But this guilt-by-association really doesn't disprove my assertion that pragmatism is a well-liked word in political discourse. Sure, there are some of us who don't like "pragmatic" any more than we like it when politicians are celebrated for "growing" in office, since both terms are often code for liberal agendas. But this is a rarefied interepretation carrying a lot of ideological freight. In common usage, even among conservatives, the word is well-liked and well-meant.


Update: Okay, I've now just read the whole post. I must say that rumors of Millman's brilliance have received further confirmation. This isn't to say I agree with him on all points, but this is a very impressive bit of insta-philosophizing. Substantive response still to come.


Posted at 11:36 AM

WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO BUTTOCK'S BOOTH? [John Derbyshire]

Aaaaargh!

My great pleasure as a child was to cycle around the countryside near my
home town, Northampton, in the east midlands of England. The villages had
fine old names, some of them colorful and curious: Yardley Gobion,
Bugbrooke, Chapel Brampton, Stoke Bruerne.

Well, one of those villages -- it boasted the part-excavated site of a Roman
villa -- was Buttock's Booth, three or four miles out of town on the
Kettering road. Browsing on Mapquest last night, I discovered to my dismay
that Buttock's Booth has DISAPPEARED!

Is this yet another example of Geographical Correctness? -- like all those
American names with "squaw" in them being scrubbed from the maps? Or what?
I note from Google that Buttock's Booth still shows up in bus timetables and
the like. So why doesn't Mapquest know about it?


Posted at 11:07 AM

THE UPCOMING IRAQI ELECTIONS [KJL]
Michael Rubin:
Anonymous American and British diplomats increasingly suggest that elections cannot be held in the deteriorating security situation, but it is the worsening atmosphere that is driving the Iraqi desire to vote. Iraqis look forward to the January 30 poll, the first free elections Iraq has seen in 50 years. Not only those in the Shia south, but also many Baghdadis talk about voting 169, the position of the Iraqi National Alliance on the ballot. Many others say they plan to vote for President Ghazi al-Yawar's list. Most Kurds will support Masud Barzani and Jalal Talabani's Kurdish list. Few if any Iraqis say they will support Allawi. He has failed them. Re-Baathification may win King Abdullah of Jordan's approval and Syrian President Bashar al-Asad's consent, but the policy will not improve Iraq's security. Insurgents and terrorists may kill Iraqis lining up to vote. They may assassinate winning candidates. But only through voting, can Iraqis choose their own government, one that will have the moral authority to undertake remedies forbidden by professional diplomats and intelligence operatives who have had trouble letting go of the old order. It is time to listen to the Iraqis.
Read the whole piece here.

Posted at 11:04 AM

AMBER WAVES OF DISGUST [KJL ]
And, not to be too cranky, but: about the Amber Frey book tour. There’s a mother and child dead. A child who never got to see the light of day. And we’re left talking about whether Amber loves Scott or not. Why do we watch this? We obviously do or Sean Hannity for goodness sakes wouldn’t wind up interviewing her.

Posted at 10:56 AM

FYI [Rich Lowry ]
Here is a piece I wrote with David Rivkin defending Rumsfeld in the Los Angeles Times.

Posted at 10:56 AM

“THERE’S A LOT OF LOVE THAT GOES INTO TAKING CARE OF ANDREA YATES.” [KJL ]
That came from her lawyer on The Today Show earlier. Obviously, we should treat everyone with love and respect. But I really don’t need to hear that as part of the supposed news story (their lead) on this case. Yates—whatever her mental state, and she obviously has problems--killed her children. But what’s the discussion? She’s doing ok. Better than ever, her lawyer said. And now isn’t even convicted of murder anymore. What a society.

Posted at 10:53 AM

THE STRUGGLE CONTINUES IN MICHIGAN [Roger Clegg]
The Ward Connerly-led Michigan Civil Rights Initiative has submitted over a half-million signatures, more than enough to put its initiative banning preferences based on race, ethnicity, and sex onto the ballot in Michigan (a key target there is the University of Michigan’s admissions discrimination). And the Center for Individual Rights has now demanded that UM refund the $40 application fees of all students (i.e., whites and Asians) who have been discriminated against in this way.

Posted at 10:50 AM

NO SITTER? USE THE CAR TRUNK [KJL]
I hope there's some key element to this story I'm missing.

Posted at 10:46 AM

REUTERS: HELL'S NEWS BUREAU [Jonah Goldberg]
A guy is caught in the act of planting a bomb under civilian vehicles in Iraq. That much Reuters reports as fact. But they label him a "suspected insurgent." As Michael Totten notes if he's planting a bomb under a civilian vehicle he's not an insurgent, he's a terrorist. Second, why is he a "suspected" anything? Look at the picture Totten has. Argh!!!

Posted at 10:43 AM

JEAN-LUC GODARD [Ramesh Ponnuru]
on Michael Moore (read the comments).

Posted at 10:36 AM

WOOPS [Jonah Goldberg]
I forgot to actually link to the blogger who writes about me and Postrel mentioned below. The blog is MasterofmyDomain.

Posted at 10:36 AM

INDEX OF CORRUPTION [John Derbyshire]
The nations of the world, ranked by perceived level of corruption.

USA is tied with Ireland and Belgium at No. 17. China ties with Saudi Arabia and Syria at No. 71. Up at the top: all those dull, righteous Scandinavians.

(I haven't looked into the methodology here, so I don't know how much this is worth. It agrees pretty well with the few data points at which I have some experience, though. And Passau is a very pretty town -- hard to believe anything bogus could come out of it...)

Posted at 10:36 AM

YES, BUSH THE COMPROMISE KILLER [Tim Graham]
Yes, Jonah, this is Nancy Gibbs and John Dickerson in their "Person of the Year" piece:
In the meantime, the lessons Bush draws from his victory are the ones that matter most. The man who in 2000 promised to unite and not divide now sounds as though he is prepared to leave as his second-term legacy the Death of Compromise. "I've got the will of the people at my back," he said at the moment of victory. From here on out, bipartisanship means falling in line: "I'll reach out to everyone who shares our goals." Whatever spirit of cooperation that survives in his second term may have to be found among his opponents; he has made it clear he's not about to change his mind as he takes on Social Security and the tax code in pursuit of his "ownership society." So unfolds the strange and surprising and high-stakes decade of Bush.

Posted at 10:32 AM

TORTURE, FRATERNITY STYLE [John Derbyshire]
Torture, fraternity style: "My experience: My future 'brothers' broke eggs on top of my head. They took off my socks and broke eggs into them (not comfortable walking around for hours like that), no jacket in December, blindfolded with a Tampon, forced to hold hands with a fellow pledge in this condition while singing Christmas carols in a public, downtown setting. All through the evening, I was screamed at and my manhood was constantly challenged. Looking back, it was pretty funny."

Posted at 10:29 AM

MODERN LIBERAL PRESIDENTS [Ramesh Ponnuru]
Fred Barnes writes, "The last time a Democrat won as an unalloyed liberal was 1964." I don't know if I would say, as Barnes implies, that Bush just won re-election as an unalloyed conservative; but I take a different view than Barnes of what conservatism is, especially in relation to the size of the federal government. What interests me about the quote is that if you take, say, Ted Kennedy as a paradigmatic modern liberal, you would have to conclude that no unalloyed (modern) liberal has ever won the presidency. LBJ was obviously quite hawkish (even if Goldwater outdid him), and was not associated with post-'60s social liberalism. I'd say the last time an unalloyed conservative won the presidency, meanwhile, was in 1984. (Sure, Reagan had his pragmatic deviations from conservative orthodoxy. But I think it's reasonable to think of him as being as conservative as Ted Kennedy is liberal--I'm not using Dennis Kucinich as my paradigmatic liberal.)

Posted at 10:29 AM

CATHOLIC BISHOPS WRITE TO SENATORS [KJL]
and urge against considering pro-life views a disqualifier for judicial nominees.

Posted at 10:26 AM

ABU GHRAIB [KJL]
Writing from near Abu Ghraib, the Mudville Gazette has a useful fact quiz.

Posted at 10:21 AM

DINO’S ABOUT TO SLIP THE COLLAR [John Hood]
It appears that Republican gubernatorial candidate Dino Rossi may file his official protest as early as today against the certification of Democrat Christine Gregoire as the new governor of Washington. Among his arguments will be that provisional ballots were mishandled in King County, the Democratic power base where a questionable recounting swung things in Gregoire’s direction (she ended up with an apparent 129-vote statewide edge). Also, some number of dead folks crossed over in the county to exercise (or perhaps exorcize) their democratic prerogatives.

Basically, there were more votes counted in King County than there were voters in the election. Leave it to those humorless Republicans to be such sticklers for detail.

BTW, former Sen. Slade Gorton is advising Rossi and doing some of the media rounds.

Posted at 10:13 AM

ARMSTRONG WILLIAMS: CLARIFICATION [Jonah Goldberg]
Sorry if I seemed to be critcizing only Williams. I think it was stupid and unacceptable for the Administration to give him the money. If the Clinton Administration had been paying off liberal pundits to promote his policies we would have gone batty, and rightly so. A better explanation is required. The whole thing seems gross to me.

Posted at 10:08 AM

SIMULATED TORTURE VS. REAL [Jonah Goldberg]

I'm getting a lot of flack for my point in my syndicated column that Air Force Academy cadets get water-boarded in their training and that therefore it might fall somewhere short of actual torture. Here's a typical email:

dont you think its a bit preposterous to cite torture simulation as a reason that torture is acceptible? "Our soldiers experience torture simulation as part of their training. Thus it's okay to torture prisoners." Do you actually see no difference between a simulation and the real thing? This is not just a ridiculously bad argument as a simple matter of rhetoric, it's a morally despicable argument that reveals some seriously warped thinking.

Me: Of course I see the difference between the two: it's a psychological difference. And while I don't want to be categorical about this and say "as long as it's only psychological, it's not torture" I do think this is an important distinction. For example, I think Ted Kennedy made a very good point yesterday when he denounced the "torture memo" because it would allow cutting off fingers because that doesn't amount to organ failure. Good point. That counts as torture in my book.

Well, you can't "simulate" cutting off fingers either. Telling a prisoner you're going to do really terrible things to him in order to get him to give up the goods doesn't bother me nearly as much as doing those things. Electrocuting the privates of a cadet would be torture, period. I think we're all on the same page on that. In other words, the fact that something can be simulated accurately without offending our sensibilities suggest that when we do it in reality it might not be as terrible as something we would never dream of even simulating. Depriving terrorists of sleep to get them to spill the beans is not torture it's interrogation.


Posted at 10:03 AM

A MARINE SNIPER [KJL]
makes Iraq-war history

Posted at 09:45 AM

OH COME ON! [Jonah Goldberg ]

I've never had any beef with Armstrong Williams before. Good guy. Nice guy. Smart guy. But what the hell is this about?

White House paid commentator to promote law

By Greg Toppo, USA TODAY

Seeking to build support among black families for its education reform law, the Bush administration paid a prominent black pundit $240,000 to promote the law on his nationally syndicated television show and to urge other black journalists to do the same.

Williams on being paid to boost NCLB: "I wanted to do it because it's something I believe in."

The campaign, part of an effort to promote No Child Left Behind (NCLB), required commentator Armstrong Williams "to regularly comment on NCLB during the course of his broadcasts," and to interview Education Secretary Rod Paige for TV and radio spots that aired during the show in 2004.

Williams said Thursday he understands that critics could find the arrangement unethical, but "I wanted to do it because it's something I believe in."

The top Democrat on the House Education Committee, Rep. George Miller of California, called the contract "a very questionable use of taxpayers' money" that is "probably illegal." He said he will ask his Republican counterpart to join him in requesting an investigation....

Me: I mean come on. Why do this? Did someone need an operation? Unless some major facts are being left out this just dumb. It looks bad because it is bad.

Update/Clarification:
Sorry if I seemed to be critcizing only Williams. I think it was stupid and unacceptable for the Administration to give him the money. If the Clinton Administration had been paying off liberal pundits to promote his policies we would have gone batty, and rightly so. A better explanation is required. The whole thing seems gross to me. I posted this up top too.


Posted at 09:35 AM

POSTREL & GOLDBERG: YIN & YANG [Jonah Goldberg ]

A blogger offers a flattering theory of the universe in which Virginia Postrell and I are the Alpha and the Omega:

Postrel and Goldberg represent the two urges that have created the America we know today, optimism and caution. Both are adherents to a philosophy of process instead of ideology: In Postrel, the unwavering vector towards the future. In Goldberg, a belief that many things were superior in the past, and all movement towards to future (no matter how valuable) must be taken in small increments, lest it overwhelm our sense of where we came from. To Goldberg, the most crucial question in any political debate is "what will anchor us to our values."

Interesing and, again, flattering. But I don't think it's right. First of all, I agree with a lot of what Postrel has to say. Second, for the dichotomy to work I would need to be far more opposed to change than the author -- Darren -- suggests. I'm not afraid of technology, a point I tried to convey, perhaps to subtley, in my column "I'm Not Afraid of Technology" (long time readers will remember it as the column I wrote before I went under the knife). Also, I don't know that Postrel dismisses the wisdom of the past as all this would suggest. It's been a while since I read her book, but I can't imagine she doesn't think important knowledge is cumulative.

Lastly, this guy completely misses my real reason(s) for disliking Pragmatism. One reason I will share here because it is the most relevant to this discussion: Pragmatism is not Hayekian (while Postrel most certainly is).

While Holmes may have liked markets -- philosophically -- this shouldn't be misunderstood to mean Pragmatists were anything like Hayekians. Dewey particularly had contempt for the notion of accumulated, collective, wisdom which might be unknowable to the individual. The whole "Pragmatic razor" was designed to dismantle institutions and dogmas without concern for all of the hidden social attachments and meanings they might have. I think it's very unlikely that any Pragmatist (again, everybody note the capital P) would be opposed to gay marriage.

Hayekians are obviously in favor of change and experimentation, but they are also respectful of the limits of an individual person to see all the angles. Now, Pragmatists might say to this "we are too" respectful of all that stuff. Maybe some are in faculty lounges and editorial boards. But when it came to the political project of the Pragmatists in the 20th century such respect was left in the locker room while the contempt for tradition, hidden law, custom and dogma was brought out on the field.

Note: Link fixed/added.


Posted at 09:29 AM

RE: WOMEN OF THE WHITE HOUSE [KJL]
No, that's not a Playboy feature. (Just anticipating e-mails, based on past experience.)

Posted at 09:22 AM

AM I BEING OVER SENSITIVE? [KJL ]
This is how Ann Gerhart, no fan or friend of the women of the White House, begins her piece on the new White House dog: “ With Karen Hughes long gone, a 10-week-old named Miss Beazley moved yesterday to become the dominant female on the White House staff.” She compared Karen Hughes to a dog? (Yes, a female dog.) And no editor barked?

Posted at 09:19 AM

BIG FAT SWEATY [Jonah Goldberg ]
egg-heady G-File is up. For those of you who've been wondering why I keep blegging about Pragmatism, this should help explain things a little.

Posted at 09:03 AM

THE DEATH OF COMPROMISE? [Jonah Goldberg]

Tim - did they really call it the "death" of compromise? I mean what are they going to do in, say, 2068 when some President cuts a deal with Congress, issue a retraction? "At the begining of the century we reported that compromise was dead. These reports appear now to have been premature."


Posted at 09:00 AM

REAGAN DOCS [John J. Miller]
New papers are now available to the public.

Posted at 08:53 AM

RADIO [NRO Staff]
Andy McCarthy will be on Linda Chavez's radio show around 8:35 EST this morning.

Posted at 08:21 AM

GOOD LUCK LUCK [Jonah Goldberg]
I'm not sure why, but in all the mayhem and gore of the last year in Iraq, I find the news that we need to send a fact-finder to Iraq the most depressing. Rummy's sending General Luck to figure out how to get things going. It sounds like the smart and right thing to do, but that it's necessary is pretty depressing.

Posted at 07:49 AM

RAMSEY CLARK, CHEWING BARK [Tim Graham]
In a sign of things to come, the Washington Post’s Manny Fernandez reports on forthcoming kooky-left Inauguration protests and finds no need to ideologically identify where on the frazzled America-hating fringe of the political spectrum they’re located. In paragraph 16, the Post finally acknowledges “Bush has been a popular target for left-leaning activists since he took office.” Left-LEANING? "Left-careening" would be a better term.

This is especially true of International ANSWER, described by the Post as simply “an anti-war, anti-racism coalition.” Their call to protest the Inauguration www.internationalanswer.org wildly states that President Bush “is determined to maintain U.S. occupation and aggression against Cuba, Haiti, Afghanistan, Korea, the Philippines, Sudan, Iran, Syria, Venezuela, Colombia, and other countries.” That’s plenty kooky. (Hey, Ma, did you know the U.S. was occupying Iran?) But worst of all, the Post story excluded the very relevant fact that the “anti-war” coalition’s leader, Ramsey Clark, signed up last week to join the defense team for Saddam Hussein. Isn’t that a relevant factor in determining where International ANSWER stands on the war and human rights? Wouldn't it be fair to assume that this lobby is pro-Saddam, not anti-war? Shouldn't this lobby have to struggle with press questions about it? But then try to find the Washington Post story on Ramsey Clark’s newest job...

Posted at 07:38 AM

GOING OUT WITH ONE MORE OBAMA HOSANNA [Tim Graham]
While Time magazine ended the year with its collective choppers clenched, feeling forced to acknowledge George W. Bush as its Person of the Year – the magazine typically warned that Bush’s second term legacy was “the Death of Compromise” – Newsweek celebrated someone far more ideologically congenial on their year-ending cover. That would be Senator-Elect Barack Obama, whom Newsweek said was hailed by Democrats as “about the only good news in a dismal election year." While they ogled Obama, they ripped on Rick Santorum, the "cultural militant" with the "combatively devout approach." Brent Bozell captures the contrast here.

Posted at 07:38 AM

YOU BRING MEANING TO MY LIFE, YOU'RE THE INSPIRATION [KJL]
Senator Boxer on the relationship between Michael Moore's movie and her well-noted courage yesterday.

Posted at 07:35 AM

TAXMAN COMETH [John J. Miller]
Jacques Chirac is proposing an "international tax."

Posted at 07:32 AM

WHAT DID WE KNOW.... [Jonah Goldberg ]
Justin Katz picks up where we left off yesterday on the issue of our alleged ignorance of torture stories.

Posted at 07:28 AM

"TURKEYGATE" ON THE HOUSE FLOOR [Jim Boulet]
Michigan Congresswoman Candice Miller concluded her remarks yesterday on the Ohio election complaint with: "These challenges today are turkeys. These turkeys should be given to someone else."

Posted at 07:24 AM

SCHUMER’S WARNING TO THE WHITE HOUSE [KJL ]
On The Today Show right now, Charlie Schumer said that Alberto Gonzales will be confirmed as AG because: “There is a lower standard for attorney general than for judge.”

Posted at 07:20 AM

ONE ON JACKSON FROM OHIO [KJL]
Just an editorial worth reading before the week is through (sorry, not online):
Dayton Daily News
Friday, December 3, 2004
EDITORIAL


Jesse Jackson wrong to keep hope alive
By the Dayton Daily News

The effort of some diehards to prolong a sense of uncertainty about the outcome of the presidential election in Ohio is pathetic.

Most Democrats, including Sen. John Kerry, have long since come to terms with reality. But there's a small, hard-core group that trades alleged horror stories over the Internet and that wants to fight on. It has found a high-profile spokesman: the Rev. Jesse Jackson. He's calling Ohio "the "Florida of 2000."

The spokesman is speaking nonsense. For example, he wants Ohio Secretary of State J. Kenneth Blackwell to recuse himself from the whole post-election process.

"You can't very well be a team owner and referee the process," Rev. Jackson says of the Republican secretary of state.

But he needs to take that problem up with the Ohio Constitution. It makes the secretary of state an elective office. And the secretary's main job is to oversee the administration of elections. If he is going to recuse himself now, he might as well recuse himself from office.

Anyway, however much some Kerry supporters might need a partisan monster to point to - a Katherine Harris of 2004 - Mr. Blackwell does not qualify. He has made decisions favoring both parties. His office was instrumental in keeping Ralph Nader off the ballot, something a Democratic secretary of state would have been eager to do. And, just before the election, he tried to keep Republican challengers out of the polling places.

True, he fought for a strict interpretation of the law about counting provisional ballots, taking a position the Democrats didn't like. But the courts upheld him. (And, anyway, the vast majority of those ballots are being counted.) And, yes, at one stage he did make an embarrassing fuss about the kind of paper that could be used for voter registrations; but he backed off.

He was also the Republican who tried after 2000 to replace the punch-card system that Democrats had railed against. And now he is complying with the legal demand of the two minor-party candidates for a recount.

At any rate, the sense in which Secretary Blackwell administers elections is very sharply restricted. Elections are essentially run, and votes are counted, by local election boards that are evenly divided between the two parties. Partisan checks and balances are the essence of the system, prevailing down to the precinct level.

Says Rev. Jackson, "We can live with winning and losing. We cannot live with fraud and stealing." By whom? Are the Democrats at elections boards and the polling places complaining about the Republicans? No.

At one stage, some Kerry supporters were hoping that the provisional ballots - those cast by would-be voters whose names weren't showing up on the lists at polling places - would help their candidate. That isn't happening to any large-enough degree.

So the problems that are showing up here and there - 8,000 provisional ballots being rejected in Cuyahoga County, for example - don't have the potential to overturn the 130,000-vote margin that President George W. Bush came out of Election Day with.

Still, a little more "process" is in order, some examination of problems that arose, with an eye, if nothing else, to avoiding such problems in the future.

What's not in order is the suggestion of some great fraud where there is none. Some people will take advantage of the inevitable flaws of elections to confuse other people, to sow doubts. Those people do harm, not good. They undermine the legitimacy of every close election outcome. The fact is, the system worked pretty well. People should know that.

Posted at 06:22 AM

REV. JESSE ON THE CERTIFICATION PROTEST [KJL]
From the WashPost coverage:
"Some senators . . . have gone to Ukraine to investigate that election," Jackson said. "They've gone to Iraq. But not one has gone to Columbus, Ohio."

Posted at 06:19 AM

NEWSOMS: ANOTHER REMARK [KJL]
I was waiting for....

Posted at 06:09 AM

FOUND ONE [KJL]
Michael Novak on religion and the upcoming Iraqi election.

And stay tuned. In a bit, will have more on the Gonzales hearing, Iraqi elections, a Victor Davis Hanson, adventures of the "Fever Swampers," and more--including a Goldberg File. And I'm hoping The Corner won't disappoint--some important, fun, and useful stuff (those are separate categories, for the record) should be forthcoming.

Posted at 06:03 AM

GONZALES, "ENABLER IN CHIEF OF THE PRO-TORTURE LOBBY" [KJL]
That's Bob Herbert today.

Ok, enough with the stuff you don't want to read...

Posted at 05:57 AM

NYTIMES ON DEM MELTDOWN [KJL]
Yes, somehow the Dems come off brave and the Republicans are a "ridiculing" majority in the paper of record's coverage of the certification nonsense yesterday. (I wish I had put money on this: First two quotes are from Rick Santorum and Tom DeLay.) Funny, no mention in the coverage of the man of the day: Michael Moore. And remember it wasn't the right who introduced him to the mix yesterday. Maxine Waters dedicated her 5 minutes to him. They had no shame bringing him up in the halls of Congress. That's no mean blogosphere rumor. (My piece would have had the chronology of the morning: Moore goes on Today Show and calls on one senator to be brave. Within the hour, Boxer announces...)

But none of this surprises you, I'm sure.

Posted at 05:53 AM

CHINA TO MAKE BABY-GIRL-KILLING (SELECTIVE ABORTION) A CRIME [KJL]
Where would NOW & co. have to come down on this?

Posted at 05:42 AM

MULTIMEDIA COMSTOCK [KJL]
Barbara will be on Laura Ingraham's (terrific) show this morning on the same topic, around 9:30 EST.

Posted at 05:39 AM

THE EDUCATION OF CHRIS MATTHEWS [KJL]
This is a rough transcript of some of Barbara Comstock on Chris Matthews last night on the Gonzales hearing. Her favorite part has got to be when he says, "you're right on everything. i mean it." Think you'll enjoy:
COMSTOCK: the geneva conventions require things beyond humane treatment like monthly pay and uniform to interact with the other al qaeda and get and say don't tell them about los angeles or the bomb plot in chicago.

MATTHEWS: why did the candidate say today the geneva conventions do apply to the fighting in iraq?

COMSTOCK: because they do. they always have.

MATTHEWS: the people fighting in iraq are not terrorists?

COMSTOCK: when we went into iraq, we were met with soldiers.

MATTHEWS: the people over there now, are are they terrorists?

COMSTOCK: we've gone under geneva conventions. you have a situation where people aren't wearing uniform. they're going and the, that is a problem. because iraq is a signer of the geneva conventions.

MATTHEWS: may be you can help here. we watched the fighting in fallujah. we watched our gi's getting kill. we see the other side getting slaughtered. we captured their people are they covered by the geneva convention?

COMSTOCK: we are complying with geneva soldiers, for the iraqi soldiers. i don't know if there is a different situation.

MATTHEWS: let's find out. we're not fighting guys in uniform. we're fighting militia.

COCCO: could i raise this historical point? because barbara has referred to history a couple of times. during vietnam war, this issue of whether we should treat the viet cong who were an indigenous gorilla, insurgent group integrating themselves in villages, wearing civilian clothes and hiding in rice paddies. the united states decided then as a matter of principle, not as a legal requirement but as a matter of principle, we would apply the prescribes to captured viet cong. why? because our soldiers were at risk of being capture. and one of the main reason we have the geneva conventions is so that when our military personnel and civilian personnel are captured by the enemy, we want them treated humanely. and we want them treated in acore with the geneva congress geneva convention. we said we'll do the right thing.

COMSTOCK: and we do it in iraq even though they behead us.

MATTHEWS: you're right on everything. i mean it. i'm trying to get the facts on one thing. alberto gonzales said he is against torture today unoads. the senate judiciary hearing. we also have a memorandum that he had a role in. we're be sure what the role is in term of the august memo 2002 where he clearly delineates what is in and what is acceptable. like cruelty, humiliation. that sort of thick. do you consider those categories, do you call that torture? are those things your idea of torture?

COMSTOCK: that memo is not in effect anymore. the memo that's in effect is the december memo where they've taken out some of the language because people have misconstrued that as being a policy when all that was was looking at what the senate had defined as the haw. that was a legal interpretation of what the senate said.

MATTHEWS: so alberto gonzales was a hard liner in terms of trying to get information out of prisons. the phrase used often was forward leaning. that's obviously a rumsfeld phrase. in this case, getting information out of them. is that your understanding?

COMSTOCK: everybody in the administration after 9/11, when you captured someone like….you want to get the maximum information out. that was the policy of the american people.

COCCO: why were so many f.b.i. agents so shocked, apalled -- appalled, blanching at the conduct at guantanamo bay that there is now a flood of memos by f.b.i. agents. i have met a lot of f.b.i. agents and none of them are pansies. they don't blanch at blood. they blanched at what was going on at guantanamo bay.

COMSTOCK: now you're mixing apples and oranges.

MATTHEWS: your position is that this administration is not formally or informally turned its side or ignored cases of torture.

COMSTOCK: no we're investigating them now. the geneva conventions do not apply in gitmo.

MATTHEWS: i didn't know it was part of our interrogation process. i had no idea that we're not allowed to torture people to get information out of them.

COMSTOCK: that's the legal guy up in harvard, that's his policy that we should do that. but that's never been the policy.

MATTHEWS: i feel much better. thank you. i'm serious. i hope it's true. thank you. i really mean it.

Posted at 05:36 AM

I WOULD HAVE AVOIDED THIS TITLE [KJL]
on an article on the Palestinian elections: "Rocking the Vote in Gaza, West Bank." Sub: "Campaigns Fire Up Palestinians for Presidential Poll." Phrase "political minefields" within.

I did assume the vote literally was rocked before I clicked on the link.

Posted at 12:17 AM

Thursday, January 06, 2005

KERRY CRITICIZES BUSH FROM BAGHDAD [KJL]
San Fran Chronicle:
But in several instances, Kerry attacked what he called the "horrendous judgments" and "unbelievable blunders" of the Bush administration. The mistakes, he said, included former U.S. occupation leader Paul Bremer's decisions to disband the Iraqi army and purge the government of former members of Hussein's Baath Party. Both moves are widely believed to have fueled the largely Sunni insurgency.

"What is sad about what's happening here now is that so much of it is a process of catching up from the enormous miscalculations and wrong judgments made in the beginning," he said. "And the job has been made enormously harder."

He added, however, that it was time to move forward.

Posted at 10:21 PM

TORTURE [Jonah Goldberg]

So many readers have made variations of this point, many, many from personal experience:

After I was captured, my hands were tied behind my back and I was struck repeatedly in the face with an open hand. After enduring the beating I was thrown on the water board, where under questioning the enemy would drown you till the verge of losing consciousness, only to revive you and start all over again. Then a black bag was secured around my head and throat which made it difficult to breathe. I was confined to a three by four foot tiger cage with a coffee can for a toilet. Loud music blared from speakers in the compound and I was repeatedly dragged from my cage for more beatings and interrogation. At night when it was freezing the guards would pour cold water on me. I was deprived of any food for five straight days.

Sounds pretty bad, doesn't it? Well that is only part of what EVERY U.S. Navy and Air Force pilot and flight crew goes through in survival school. The Army does it for their special forces guys as well. We do this to our own people for training but we can't do it to terrorists?
Incredible.


Posted at 08:45 PM

RE: CONCESSION [Shannen Coffin]
K-LO, Senator Cornyn has been quite impressive in this whole Gonzales confirmation process, and I'm not simply saying that because my former assistant, the lovely and talented Katherine Bloemendal, now works for him.

Posted at 08:34 PM

THE OPPO-WITNESS TABLE: A CONCESSION [KJL]
I just got this from Senator Cornyn's office about the afternoon session of the Gonzalez hearing, after Gonzales left and the witnesses brought in to hurt his nomination went on:
For nearly three years, the Bush Administration has been harshly criticized by various media and legal elites for its interpretation of the Geneva Convention and its legal conclusion that al Qaeda fighters are not POWs and thus not entitled to the privileges afforded to POWs by that convention – despite overwhelming legal evidence and international scholarly support favoring the Bush interpretation.

Yet, at today’s confirmation hearing for Judge Alberto Gonzales, both of the two legal experts called by Senator Leahy to testify against Judge Gonzales conceded that al Qaeda fighters are indeed not POWs. Due to the extensive questioning of Judge Gonzales, the two legal experts did not begin their testimony until very late in the afternoon.

Following that testimony, Senator Cornyn asked the two professors: if someone is determined to be an al Qaeda fighter, “would they be entitled to the protections of the Geneva Convention?”

Dean Harold Koh gave a somewhat wordy response that eventually concluded with this clear, unequivocal statement: “they are not POWs.” Following Dean Koh’s response, Dean John Hutson said: “I take the same view.”

To be sure, Deans Koh and Hutson vociferously disagree with other aspects of the Administration’s war on terrorism policies and legal positions. But this concession – by Senator Leahy’s two legal experts no less – that Geneva POW privileges and protections DO NOT APPLY to al Qaeda fighters constitutes a remarkable and important concession. Unfortunately, this concession could be missed by the general public, however, due to the lateness in the day of the questioning by Senator Cornyn.

Posted at 07:51 PM

I MIGHT HAVE DOZED, I MAY BE WRONG [KJL]
But I don't think World News Tonight with Peter Jennings mentioned the Democratic meltdown of today.

Someone tell me I just dozed. Tim Graham? Anyone?

Posted at 07:00 PM

LET'S HEAR IT FOR THE GAL SENATOR! [KJL]
I, right-winger targetting Senator Boxer, received this e-mail at 3:51 PM--a little amusing, since the certification tantrum was basically over:
Dear Feminist Activists,

Today Senator Barbara Boxer (D-CA) will join Representatives John Conyers (D-MI) and Stephanie Tubb-Jones (D-OH), as well as several other African-American members of the U.S. House, in objecting to the Ohio presidential election results as Congress certifies the 2004 election. Representative Conyers has issued a 100+ page report documenting serious election irregularities in Ohio in the 2004 presidential election.

If you recall in Fahrenheit 911, no Senators in 2001 stood with African-American members of Congress who objected to the Florida presidential election results.

Senator Boxer, in a historic and courageous move, will stand with the House members today so the Senate and House will be forced to discuss for two hours the election irregularities, which disproportionately disenfranchised African-American and minority voters, women, and students.

We believe Senator Boxer will be targeted by the right-wing for her courageous stand. The women’s movement and progressives must vigorously support her.

Please send an email thanking Senator Boxer for her courage and vision. And please send an email to Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid (D-NV) and House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) expressing your support for Senator Boxer and urging them to take a leadership role in election reform.

We also believe Senator Boxer will be targeted by talk shows and newspapers. Please show your support for Senator Boxer by writing letters to the editor and calling radio and TV talk shows.

The Ohio election irregularities led to the discarding of some 92,000 ballots, principally in inner city districts. Lack of voting machines in, again, inner city districts led to lines of 4-6 hours where voters who could stay were often forced to stand in the rain. On college campuses, lines were also long, with one college reporting lines that were 11 hours long. For more information on the many problems in Ohio, click here.

We must have election law reform to guarantee a paper trail and to guarantee that voters in metropolitan areas and college communities have the same number of voting machines per number of voters as do voters in the suburbs and exurbs.

Please, send an email now to Senator Reid and Congresswoman Pelosi urging them to support Boxer and lead the fight to reform our election system. And do not forget to thank Senator Boxer for her courage. With champions like Senator Boxer, we can make a difference.

For Equality,
Eleanor Smeal
President
The feminist left is oh so relevant.

Posted at 06:53 PM

BYE, RICH, GOTTA GO. IT'S BEEN GREAT, BUT YOU'LL UNDERSTAND. [KJL]
I have found my calling:
NATION SEEKS WEB EDITOR

The Nation seeks a full-time web editor with progressive politics, boundless energy and a strong commitment to help amplify the influence and scope of the magazine's online presence.

The web editor will work closely with magazine editors as well as business staffers in developing the site. Major responsibilities include planning, creating and implementing new Nation online features; Conceiving and executing the creation of online enhancements to articles originating from the print magazine; Assisting in outreach to other online media; Coordinating breaking online news coverage, and editing original Nation online articles.

Ideal candidate has at least three years experience working at a political website, closely follows the news media--print, broadcast and online, has broad familiarity with the progressive community, keeps abreast of alternative and youth culture, works well with a wide array of individuals, internal departments and outside organizations, and is comfortable with very tight deadline pressure. Familiarity with HTML, and online production and content management a plus. Applicant must work in The Nation's New York City office. 

Position offers generous benefits and a convivial work atmosphere. The Nation is an equal opportunity employer, people of color and other minorities strongly encouraged to apply.  Email resume, cover-letter and salary requirements to: webjob@thenation.com. No calls please.
Because, if I got the job, I could have lunch with....Michael Moore.

Posted at 06:43 PM

FYI [Rich Lowry]
I'll be on O'Reilly tonight around 8:15 pm.

Posted at 06:36 PM

RE: I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU [KJL]
And when isn't it?

Nevermind. Nevermind.

Posted at 05:55 PM

RE: TORTURE [John Derbyshire]
A large, interesting, and quite disturbing subset of the reader e-mails I've been getting on the torture issue consists of accounts of the reader's hazing experience at the hands of a college fraternity. Good grief! I didn't know half this stuff went on.

If you've just been tapped for a college fraternity and are curious to know what you might have to go through by way of initiation, you might want to do a close reading of the Abu Ghraib scandals.

Posted at 05:48 PM

OHIO CERT: THE YEA ROLL IN THE HOUSE [KJL]
Brown, Corrine
Carson
Clay
Clyburn
Conyers
Davis (IL)
Evans
Farr
Filner
Grijalva
Hastings (FL)
Hinchey
Jackson (IL)
Jackson-Lee (TX)
Johnson, E. B.
Jones (OH)
Kilpatrick (MI)
Kucinich
Lee
Lewis (GA)
Markey
McKinney
Olver
Owens
Pallone
Payne
Schakowsky
Thompson (MS)
Waters
Watson
Woolsey
Here's the full roll.

Posted at 05:40 PM

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU GUYS... [Jonah Goldberg]
But I thought the Corner was pretty darn strong today.

Posted at 05:36 PM

THREE KINGS DAY [KJL]
Yup, I appear to be out of luck on the Christmas card thing. From a reader:
It is too late.<