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Saturday, March 05, 2005

YGLESIAS GETS IT [Jonah Goldberg]
I may disagree with him on all sorts of things, but I think Matt Yglesias is exactly right about the Democratic Party's fixation with coalitional politics. Though I suspect I think it's a harder problem to fix than he does. But who knows?

Posted at 05:09 PM

ACROSS THE BAY [Jonah Goldberg ]
I think he uses too many exclamation points, but beside from that Tony remains vital reading especially for those interested in the Cedar Revolution.

Posted at 04:55 PM

THIS SOUNDS AWFUL [Rich Lowry ]
From the Washington Post, the case of a soldier who reported abuse of detainees in Iraq:

"The soldier complained that he had had to resuscitate abused detainees and urged the unit's withdrawal. He told investigators that the unit's commander, an Army captain, responded by giving him `30 seconds to withdraw my request or he was going to send me forcibly to go see a psychiatrist.' The soldier added: `I told him I was not going to withdraw my request and at that time he confiscated my weapon and informed me he was withdrawing my security clearance and was placing me under 24-hour surveillance.'

A witness in his unit told investigators that the captain later pressured a military doctor -- who had found the soldier stable -- into doing another emergency evaluation, saying: `I don't care what you saw or heard, he is imbalanced, and I want him out of here.'

The next day, after the doctor did another evaluation, the soldier was evacuated from Iraq in restraints on a stretcher to a military hospital in Germany, despite having been given no official diagnosis, according to the documents. A military doctor in Germany ruled he was in stable mental health, according to the documents, but sent him back to the United States for what the soldier recalls the doctor describing as his `safety.'

The soldier depicted the evacuation as part of an effort to cover up wrongdoing. But other members of his team denied the allegations, saying that the unit was professional and that they never saw abusive behavior at the facility. Investigators closed the case without filing charges, writing that the investigation `did not identify any witnesses' to the abuse and did not `produce any logical subjects.'"

Posted at 01:57 PM

IT'S A VERY GOOD THING... [Rich Lowry ]
...that Bush is putting so much emphasis on Syrian intelligence getting out of Lebanon:

"President Bush said Friday that `one of the things we really understand is that Syria - Syrian troops, Syria's intelligence services - must get out of Lebanon now.'" It's a sign that we aren't going to settle for a sham pull-out.

Posted at 01:56 PM

"THE STEEPER THE BETTER" [Rich Lowry ]
New York Times quotes Bush at Notre Dame: "Someone said, 'It's a steep hill to climb, Mr. President,' " Mr. Bush said. "Well my attitude is, the steeper the better. Because when you get to the top, you realize you've left a significant contribution behind."

It might seem odd for someone to emphasize so the sheer political difficulty of what they are attempting, but it's a good idea for Bush to talk this way since it accentuates one of his political strengths--the perception that he's a leader with strong convictions who will do what he thinks is right even in the face of adversity. He'll need more than that, of course, to climb this particular hill...

Posted at 01:55 PM

SHIITE COALITION FRACTURES... [Rich Lowry ]
...as was always inevitable. Two points.

1) Welcome to small-d democratic politics, where people play "political games":

"Humam Hamoudi, a senior official in the Supreme Council for the Islamic Revolution in Iraq, a powerful member of the Shiite alliance, said the reasons Mr. Muhammadawi and Mr. Yousha gave for their departures were `incredible.'

`I think it's a political game that those two members are playing with Mr. Allawi,' Mr. Hamoudi said. `They want to join in a coalition with him so that if he becomes prime minister, they will get some of the ministries.'"

2) While it is heartening that Iraqis are now engaging in the give-and-take of normal politics, this is beginning to go on too long, as prime minister candidate Jaafari acknolwedges:

"At a lunch with Western reporters inside the heavily fortified Green Zone, Dr. Jaafari acknowledged that the absence of a new government was eroding the confidence of the people.

`There is a question mark from the people because they are not sure what is really going on,' he said. `They have a right that the process should go faster. We think it has been delayed, but we're hoping it will be resolved within a reasonable time and not be delayed further.'"

Posted at 01:51 PM

"IT'S NOT FAIR ... IT'S REPUBLICAN" [Rich Lowry ]
That was the Dem slogan from the Social Security debate circa 1982.

Posted at 01:50 PM

POETIC, LYRICAL F-BOMBS? [Tim Graham]
I know this may be Stuttaford bait, but can Washington Post TV "critic" Tom Shales be any deeper in the tank for HBO than in today's "Deadwood" review? (If I didn't know they were all screaming for some "sophistication" in their TV diet, I would swear the TV writers are all paid under the table the way they swoon over HBO.) Shales is even giddy at the oh-so-realistic constant profanity in the series:
Deadwood" is magnificently gritty in appearance and poetically obscene in language. No one ever says something as simple as "I'm hungry" without a notorious gerund between the first word and the third. But you get used to it, and it actually becomes kind of lyrical.

Posted at 01:49 PM

NICE FAREWELL... [Rich Lowry ]
...to the Public Interest by David Brooks.

Posted at 01:48 PM

"FETUS" FILM [Tim Graham]
A N.Y. Times TV writer calls it "Operation Rescue propaganda" when someone gets to see a sonogram at length.

Posted at 01:47 PM

IRAQIS AGAINST THE INSURGENCY [Rich Lowry]
From the New York Post: "Yesterday, hostility to the insurgency boiled over into bloodshed in Wihda, 25 miles south of Baghdad. Townsmen attacked militants thought to be planning a raid on the town and killed seven of them, police Capt. Hamadi al-Zubeidy reported.

Anger against insurgents is being fed, in part, by a government television campaign. Last week, U.S.-financed Al-Iraqiya TV aired reports showing terrorists calmly talking about how they had beheaded dozens of people, kidnapped others for ransom, and raped women and girls before killing them."

Posted at 01:46 PM

SOUND OFF [John J. Miller]
I love this lead: "David Wells' curveball needs work. His mouth is in midseason form."

Posted at 07:09 AM

Friday, March 04, 2005

ASSAD EXPECTED [K. J. Lopez]
to move troops--out and closer to Syria.

Posted at 10:32 PM

IRAQ, ETC. [Rich Lowry]
Just talked to someone in-the-know about administration Middle East policy. I took a quick tour of the region with him. He warned against giddiness, but says things are definitely heading in the right direction.

He says attacks against Americans in Iraq are ebbing near an all-time low since the insurgency really got going. Attacks against Iraqis, of course, continue unabated. But the public seems to be turning increasingly against the insurgency, especially in Baghdad, partly under the influence of a nightly anti-insurgency television program. We're locking up more of the bad guys, which means we need more prisons (something we should have taken care of a long time ago). Overall we seem to be at--to use a terrible cliche--a potential “tipping point” in Iraq. The elections changed the entire atmosphere, although if the process of choosing a prime minister goes on much longer it will begin to test the patience of the Iraqi public and squander good will.

In Afghanistan, Taliban attacks on both Americans and the government have hit an all-time low.

Of course, events in Lebanon have been stunning. The administration is using every possible lever against the Syrians--pushing them in a serious, serious way. That the Saudis have gotten on board is a sign that they know which way the tide is headed and that it is no longer sustainable to look the other way over an Arab country's occupation of another Arab country. There has been a useful convergence of interests between the US and France over Syria, prompted by Chirac's personal relationship with Hariri and outrage at his assassination.

On Iran, the administration seems to be coming to the conclusion that the EU3 approach will fail one way or another, so it is better if the US is part of the process so it can't be conveninetly blamed when it doesn't work. We may see the administration dangling some carrots Tehran's way. If (when) this doesn't work, perhaps we will apply the lesson we are learning with Syria--pressure works.

In general, people shouldn't be unrealistic. There will still be plenty of bad news in the future. But the tectonic plates have shifted in the Middle East the last few weeks and there's no pushing them back.

Posted at 08:50 PM

MCCARTHY V. PADILLA [K. J. Lopez]
Our bud Andy McCarthy has an op-ed in today's USA Today.

Posted at 08:44 PM

CORNYN V. BYRD, CTD. [Ramesh Ponnuru]

I'm told that Sen. Cornyn did make a point about Byrd's argument about "free speech" on the floor today: "The distinguished senior Senator from West Virginia has been in the Senate a long time. Much of his service he is justly proud of. But one of the dangers of being in the Senate for a long time is that you go on record making statements which have the potential of contradicting one's current statements. Indeed, that has been the case when it comes to the senior Senator from West Virginia.

"For example, the very procedure which he now decries as nuking free speech, he himself championed in 1977, in 1979, in 1980, in 1987. Hardly can it be true that today trying to reinstate majority rule as he himself did on those four occasions on the dates of the years mentioned, hardly can that be nuking free speech. In fairness, he ought to concede what we are doing is nothing radical. Indeed, it is doing the same thing he himself did four times earlier."


Posted at 07:49 PM

OVERBOARD AND OUT TO SEA [Tim Graham]
One way of telling the New York Press has totally gone beyond the pale in publishing a story mocking the eventual death of Pope John Paul: the New York Daily News lines up a set of liberals and Democrats to hail the pope and denounce the paper. Get a load of Hillary!

Posted at 07:36 PM

WASHINGTON UPDATE [Stefan Sharkansky]
The Washington State Republicans released a list yesterday of more than 1,100 people believed to be felons who voted illegally in November 2004. They also released the names of 45 deceased persons in whose names ballots were cast in November. Although it turns out that a few of the felons on the list may in fact have had their voting rights legally restored, the number of suspected illegal felon votes is still many times larger than Christine Gregoire's apparent margin of victory.

Another of today's news items reminds me of the scene in the movie Sea of Love where Al Pacino, playing a New York City detective, rounds up a bunch of warrant fugitives by inviting them to a bogus "Meet the Yankees" breakfast. Officials of the WA state homebuilders association (BIAW) suspected that certain voter affidavits collected by Democratic party activists in November had forged signatures. To entice the voters in question to reveal their signatures for comparison with the affidavits, the BIAW sent them surveys to fill out along with $10 checks as a courtesy payment. A number of the signatures that came back on the endorsed checks are indeed suspiciously dissimilar to the signatures on the affidavits. Naturally, the Democrats are up in arms over this. But where's the outrage that election officials aren't doing their jobs to safeguard the integrity of the voter rolls so that citizens don't have to?

The Rossi campaign believes that the next hearing in the election contest suit will be held on or about March 17, when the judge is expected to schedule the actual trial. The first session of the state legislature could well be over even before the election contest is settled.. A whole raft of legislation could end up being signed into law by a governor who is eventually ruled to be an illegitimate occupier of that office.

Posted at 05:34 PM

HURTING MORE THAN HELPING [K. J. Lopez ]
A quick word about an e-mail that is circulating today in some right-wing circles.

The Republican National Coalition for Life sent out their “weekly e-mail newsletter today about that stem-cell/cloning fight in Massachusetts I might have mentioned once or twice in these parts.

They are absolutely right to say, as they do in their headline, that ”Massachusetts Governor Defends Some Human Embryos--Not Others.” It is factually true. But...right now the statehouse in the Bay State is poised to legalize cloning embryos--so a whole lot more than embryos will be lost if Romney’s opponents win, as the Boston mood suggests they will.

This current fight in Massachusetts is not a) about a Romney presidential bid (it will certainly give him creds of some sort--or not--on a national stage depending on the outcome, but that’s not a reason to attack him while he’s fighting at least part of your fight) or b) about his abortion record. It’s about at least putting an obstacle in the way of some radical and unethical research. Kill the bill (which has a huge emotional advantage), join Romney in at least that, or the whole battle in Massachusetts is lost, and the dominoes continue to fall (there is no federal ban, and Congress isn’t itching to act—though they should, in my humble opinion). I am not embracing Romney’s whole approach (as I’ve made clear), nor would I expect the RNC Coalition for Life to (they shouldn’t, of course), butthis (and one in Massachusetts! for that matter). As a New Yorker who sees lawmakers here anxious to tread into the same kind of research next, I’m increasingly nervous. And I don’t think alerts like the one that went out today help any.

Posted at 05:21 PM

CASEY V. SANTORUM [KJL]
Bob Casey has made his candidacy official, and the Democratic field is clear for him.

Posted at 05:20 PM

GOLDSTEIN V. PONNURU [Shannen Coffin]
Why would Tom Goldstein think Ramesh is trying to discredit Larry Tribe in advance of the coming judicial nomination battles? I'm willing to bet good money -- really good money -- that Larry Tribe isn't going to get nominated!

Posted at 05:17 PM

DOMAINS AND THINGS [K. J. Lopez]
I bet Mr. Goldstein could sell one or two of those domain names to a filibuster rule-change opponent.

By the way, the Ramesh-is-a-partisan-hack thing might be funnier than those Simpsons/King of the Hill Earl Warren jokes from earlier in the week.

I am, however, hoping tomorrow doesn't become a Ponnuru-Goldstein Saturday like that Goldberg-Cole Saturday of a few weeks ago. If it will be, I'll stock up the bar for an early start Saturday.

Posted at 05:14 PM

DOMAIN NAMES [Jonah Goldberg]
Ramesh - you should offer to buy them at pennies on the dollar.

Posted at 04:54 PM

THANKS JONAH [Ramesh Ponnuru]
Btw, Goldstein's posted an update to his last post and promises to say more later. He says he is thinking about getting rid of the domain names now, especially since he thinks there may be a legal question involved. I may regret this later, but let me just say that whatever the laws say--and I know next to nothing about that, not being a brilliant (or any other kind of) lawyer--I'm not going to sue him or press charges against him. Goldstein can make whatever decision he wants about those sites without worrying about that.

Posted at 04:48 PM

RAMESH, GOLDSTEIN, BYRD ETC [Jonah Goldberg]

I'm not going to get in the middle of Ramesh's tussle with this Goldstein guy. But I would like to offer one modest defense raised by Ramesh's post below. The essence of Goldstein's epic broadside against Ramesh is that Ramesh is essentially a partisan hack. Ramesh's attack on Tribe, according to Goldstein, was without merit and therefore Ramesh's only motive could have been to discredit Tribe in advance of the coming judicial nomination battles. Anybody who knows Ramesh understands that this interpretation says far more about Goldstein than it does about Ramesh. But consider the fact that Ramesh is against the so-called nuclear option (as is the magazine). Presumably, if Ramesh were a hired gun for rightwing judges he would have no problem adopting this argument. Indeed, it would be far easier -- and more useful to the cause -- for him to adopt this position then go so far out of his way to go after Larry Tribe.

Anyway, I don't want to get in the crossfire -- and I don't want Goldstein registering all the JonahGoldberg.com domain names either. I just think that arguments about motives are usually silly and for them to be true you have to find a larger pattern of behavior that fits that motive. No one who's read Ramesh over the years could find any such pattern because he's an intellectually honest guy.


Posted at 04:35 PM

HAROLD MEYERSON [Ramesh Ponnuru]
Interesting column on labor infighting. He doesn't go into labor's internal debate about whether to merge small unions into big ones. I'm an outsider, not a well-wisher to the unions (at least as we know them), and not especially knowledgable about the subject--which makes me perfect to sound off on it! Anyway, from my perspective unification and centralization seems to make a lot of sense. Isn't the whole point of unionism to move closer to having a monopoly of labor?

Posted at 04:23 PM

DERB, CRYPTO-SICIALIST [John Derbyshire]
A reader who is shocked, without having done any home wiring work at all: "Derb---Your remarks on social security are as astounding to me as anything you have ever said. Is there really that much of a leap from your slothfulness to endorsing nationalized medicine because you are too lazy to find your own doctor? Nationalized housing because you are too lazy to buy your own house? Nationalized employment because you are too lazy to find your own job? None of this appears to be remotely conservative."

Well:

(a) I grew up under nationalized medicine and WE HAD TO FIND OUR OWN DOCTOR. And when we didn't get on with him, we switched. So you aren't necessarily bereft of choice in a nationalized system. However, health care is a big knotty issue that I have never been able to come to firm conclusions about. I really don't see how it can be done without SOME public provision, though I certainly don't want to return to the state socialism of my childhood. (No, not even with the free cod liver oil we used to get.) I am going to wait until Ramesh writes an article on health care before I tell you what I think.

(b) Again, nationalized (at any rate, municipalized) housing worked well for me -- I spent my 3rd to 18th years in it. That was then, however, and this is now. The municipal tenants I grew up among were decent working people. Municipal tenants nowadays are the feckless and hopeless. No, no nationalized housing, thanks.

(c) Nationalized employment? No thanks. I've seen it in action, in Maoist China. Doesn't work. Really, really dumb idea, in fact.

You have to take issues on their merits, see? I am not a libertarian, and in fact have written unkind things about libertarians. There are lots of thing my government can legitimately do to me, and for me. Every one of those things involves a small diminution of my freedom, of course; but that's the price of living in a coherent society. You have to try to think each issue through.

Managing investments is a thing that some people are terrifically keen on and good at, and will do well at, while other people take it as an irritating chore, can't really understand what they are doing, and will get lousy results. (Unless the whole process is regulated to death by the govt., in which case we are back where we started.) It's no use saying: "Well, they should try harder, and get with the program." People are made differently, and you are setting up a competitive system based on particular inclinations and abilities. I don't much mind weakest-to-the-wall among 30-yr-olds, but it seems cruel to me to make life that competitive for 80-yr-olds. Old age should be RESTFUL.

Posted at 04:21 PM

BYRD VS. CORNYN [Ramesh Ponnuru]

Cornyn does a fine job of responding to most of Byrd's contentions. (I say this although--not that I wish to re-open this debate!--I side with Byrd and not Cornyn on the question of whether the Senate ought to change the filibuster rules.) It seems to me that the senator is letting Byrd get away with an awfully base-stealing use of the concepts of "free speech" and "dissent."

Supposedly ending filibusters of judges "threatens the rights to dissent, to unlimited debate and to freedom of speech." Because it could lead to the end of filibusters for other measures, ending judicial filibusters "could rob a senator of the right to speak out against an overreaching executive branch or a wrongheaded policy." Ending filibusters "would mute dissent and gag opposition voices." There are several more such references to "freedom of speech."

But of course under any proposed rules change senators would have the right to speak out and to vote as they wish. They would be forced to allow an up-or-down vote where 51 votes prevailed. But if that's an attack on free speech, so is a 60-vote rule. Take the case where 61 senators want to vote to confirm a judge and 39 senators object. Under the current rules, those 61 senators can cut off debate, hold a vote, and prevail. So, on Byrd's account, it would seem that those 39 senators had their rights to freedom of speech trampled on. If 99 senators want to do something and Russ Feingold objects, Byrd's version of freedom of speech would require letting Feingold have his way. Since Byrd is willing to compromise on this idiosyncratic concept of free speech, he ought to explain why his compromise is preferable to Bill Frist's. And merely invoking that concept (repeatedly) can't get him to his preferred conclusion.


Posted at 04:08 PM

SLOTH CONTINUED [Jonah Goldberg]

I thought this point was made, but apparently it wasn't:

Are you and Derb forgetting that the personal accounts being proposed by Pres. Bush are VOLUNTARY? Slothful folks like Derb won't have to take them; they'll still get their SS check every month. To be clear, though, I'm with you, Jonah. Freedom isn't free. Taking care of your own money is a small price to pay for ownership and a smackdown of Leviathan. Eyes on the prize, people! Anyone who has a 401K and "gets it" on an elementary level already understands the basics of these proposed accounts. They'd probably be willing to at least take a look and see how much "work" it would be to manage the SS private account. It sounds like the choice of investments would be much more limited than most 401Ks, anyway, so folks who are only mildly averse to putting forth any effort might still find them palatable.

Posted at 03:54 PM

GENE HEALY [Ramesh Ponnuru]
has a new book, according to Instapundit (and Amazon.com). Cool.

Posted at 03:39 PM

RED STATE CAPS [K. J. Lopez]
If I weren't currently going through my little identity crisis, I'd so be buying some of these.

Posted at 03:20 PM

ONE MORE THING THOUGH [Ramesh Ponnuru]

I can't help but comment on the evolution of Goldstein's rhetorical strategy. First he said (go to rameshponnuru.com and you can follow all the links!) that my article on Tribe was "profoundly silly." (Me, I think that what's silly is the use of that intensifier before "silly.") It was just a profoundly silly article that can't be taken seriously, which is, I guess, why Goldstein has written 17 pages about it--that number is not an exaggeration, by the way--and bought all those websites. When I responded to the "profoundly silly" post, he came back with a post that said that my response had caused his opinion of my levelheadedness to sink. He was writing, you see, more in sorrow than in anger. In the next go-round, he commented that he had never heard of me before my article. I'm a nothing! A nobody!

So let's reconstruct the chronology here. Goldstein had never heard of me. Then he read my article, which both struck him as "profoundly silly" and left him with an impression that I am at least somewhat levelheaded. Then this impression faded away. And now, of course, he is talking about how there have to be "consequences" for all this silliness. This sort of thing certainly played a role in my decision not to match Goldstein page for page.

Okay, that's all (unless Goldstein starts making threats to my puppies). (Note to Goldstein: I don't actually have any puppies. You can scratch that off the to-do list.)


Posted at 03:04 PM

PORTER GOSS... [Rich Lowry ]
...is evidently taking heat for saying that he doesn't quite know what his role is under the new intelligence re-organization. But given how impossibly vague some key language in that law is, of course he's confused about his role. Just another reason not to have rushed to pass that law in the first place. David Ignatius today worries that the law might make things worse--“the new structure may simply add another layer of bureaucracy.”

Posted at 02:54 PM

THIS MEANS BORE! [Ramesh Ponnuru]

Tom Goldstein has another post. The interesting thing about this one is that he announces that he has bought a bunch of websites with my name in them--rameshponnuru.com, etc. Each of these sites will direct people to his posts and to links to my responses. When people enter my name in "Google and various search engines," they will read the stuff at his sites. There have to be "consequences" for my "reputation" and "credibility" after the terrible things I've supposedly done. I don't know that all that many people enter my name in searches, and if they do I suspect they'll be predisposed to take my side of the argument. But anyone who wants to bookmark his pages, be my guest. If Professor Tribe wants to write a letter to National Review, I'll be happy to do a detailed response and everyone will be free to draw their own conclusions. Otherwise, I don't foresee having tons more to say after this series of posts.

I'm still going to pass, that is, on reading and responding in detail to Goldstein's posts, because, as mentioned before, I don't think they're worth my time (or my readers' time). I know that sounds insulting, and obviously I don't mind that it does, but the truth is that there are a lot of posts out there that one doesn't have the time for. A while back I read a post, for example, attacking something I had written about the politics of health care. The post didn't really have much to do with anything I had written. This guy explained that I really knew better than what I had written--I really understood that we needed much more government involvement in health care--but clearly Rich Lowry wouldn't let me say it. I'm not going to waste time responding to posts that foolish. That's my judgment here, too. And while I understand why Goldstein objects to that judgment, I'm standing by it--with one exception, which I'll get to in my next post.

(If Tribe decides not to send a letter, by the way, well, that's his prerogative too. The only difference I can see between his not responding to me and my not responding to Goldstein is that Tribe made a point of telling me he looked forward to refuting my article. I never said anything similar about Goldstein.)


Posted at 02:50 PM

BUSINESS WEEK... [Rich Lowry ]
...hits AARP. All those products it offers apparently aren't such great deals.

Posted at 02:49 PM

WARNING [Michael Ledeen]
Just to keep you awake all weekend, here's a very convincing "wordunheard" analysis of a convincing Michael Scheuer analysis of why Porter Goss was right to worry about an impending terrorist attack on the United States. Enjoy...

Posted at 02:40 PM

1,135 = 129 [Jim Boulet]
Attorneys for Republican Dino Rossi, Washington State's Republican nominee for governor in 2004, have released a list of 1,135 "alleged felons, people who voted twice and dead people" who cast illegal votes in a race which Democrat Christine Gregoire was declared the winner by 129 votes.

Posted at 02:34 PM

THAT'S WHY ... [Jonah Goldberg]
we call you Daredevil Ponnuru!

Posted at 02:26 PM

ENDS AND MEANS [Ramesh Ponnuru]
This conservative will go out on a limb and say that just ends are a necessary but not sufficient condition to justify the means used to achieve them.

Posted at 02:22 PM

"SIGNATURE INJURY" OF THE IRAQ WAR [K. J. Lopez]
Brain trauma.

Posted at 02:22 PM

SHOULDA COULDA [K. J. Lopez]
I should have checked Snopes.com on Toby.

Posted at 02:18 PM

WOULD THIS MAKE DERB'S CIVILIZATIONAL DECLINE LIST? [K. J. Lopez]
I betcha this dude makes a pretty penny.

Posted at 02:06 PM

I AM SLIGHTLY AMUSED BY MY IN-BOX [K-Lo, from the NYC Hood]
It's either a) blue staters who are defensive that a red-state conservative is picking on a blue state (there are conservatives in NY!! [No, you don't say!]) or b) blue staters making fun of backward red staters like me who make fun of sophisticated blue staters.

It's mildly amusing considering I regularly get e-mail complaining that I am "too New York/northeast."

It's always the throwaways (occasionally also know as -trying-desperately-to-catch-up Friday filler) that mean the most grief. (A few other e-mailers today want to know why I support the mullahs in Iran.(?!!?) Do they not read NRO?)

Posted at 01:56 PM

SIMPSONS SHOCK [Jonah Goldberg]

From a reader:

Derb's shock, like many other things, reminds me of a moment from the Simpsons. Homer is baby-proofing the home to protect Maggie. To keep her away from the electric outlets, he draws bunny heads around them. Marge points out that Maggie isn't scared of bunnies. Homer responds, "she will be."

Posted at 12:58 PM

COOL STORY [K. J. Lopez]
Both in Baghdad, a father gets to pin a Silver Star on his son.

Posted at 12:54 PM

WHY NOT JUST THROW HIM A PARADE? [Jonah Goldberg ]

The mastermind of the Bali bombing has received 30 months in jail. This amounts to about 1 week for every murder victim. The Australian public is not amused. Meanwhile the guy's followers are outraged. Belmont Club's Wretchard has got the details.


Posted at 12:50 PM

MILESTONES IN HOME IMPROVEMENT (CONT.) [John Derbyshire]
After many years of adventures in home wiring, I just got only my second ever electric shock.

It's not much -- like being whacked on the funny bone with a wooden mallet.

Back in England, where 240 volts is the domestic norm, you get thrown across the room.

Posted at 12:46 PM

RE: SLOTH [John Derbyshire]
Jonah: After reading Poppa G.'s words of wisdom, I hastily changed out of my bathrobe and slippers.

Posted at 12:33 PM

RE: LOOKING AFTER MY MONEY [John Derbyshire]
I just got a reader email that opened as follows: "Derb---I retired from the Army, and since my retirement have cashed close to $400,000 in retirement checks, and will continue to do so until I die. Meanwhile, it will be another 18 years before I become eligible for Social Security (which I have paid into since Nixon was President), assuming that they don't raise the age to receive benefits in the meantime...."

This agrees with the impression I get from the older people I know. A couple of successful capitalists aside, all the ones most comfortably provided for spent their entire working lives in government service. My Dad was right.

Posted at 12:32 PM

FEC COMMISSIONER BRAD SMITH [K. J. Lopez]
will be on NRANews radio at 4:30 EST talking about McCain-Feingold and the Internet. Jim Geraghty and NRA's Cam Edwards were on this beat, by the way, back in October.

Posted at 12:30 PM

A COMPROMISE FOR THE SLOTHFUL [Ramesh Ponnuru]
Derb, you say you want a government check every month in your old age, but it needn't be much. How about we commit to giving you a check every month that is worth as much, in inflation-adjusted terms, as today's Social Security checks? People who want to get more can try investing some of their payroll tax funds, and people like you can stick with those checks. Deal?

Posted at 12:11 PM

ENDS & MEANS BLEG [Jonah Goldberg ]

I get a lot of email from readers angry with conservatives who (allegedly) argue that the ends justify the means. I also recall that under Clinton, lots of conservatives complained about the same thing.

Having read quite a bit about pre-WWII liberalism, I know that many liberals and progressives used to explicitly endorse the notion that the ends can justify the means and the spirit of ends-justifying-the-means suffuses vast areas of liberal public policy and, often, conservative foreign policy.

Anyway, does anyone know about an essay or book specificly on this concept and the arguments which swirl around it? I think it would make for fascinating intellectual history to trace the concept and its critics throughout Western history. Maybe someone has done that? If so please let me know I would really love to read it.


Posted at 12:08 PM

SLOTH [Jonah Goldberg]

Email from Poppa G:

I think I once emailed you that the epitome of sloth was Oblomov, the hero and title of the mid-19th century novel by Goncharov, a Ruissian classic. Oblomov, a wealthy landowner living in St Petersburg, succumbed to sloth so that he never wore anything but bathrobe and slippers, reclining on his couch and ignoring his friends' supplications to do something about his landed estate, which was falling into ruin. He eventually dies, of course. His slothful life gave rise to the condition known as Oblomovshchina, extreme sloth, and it was used as a metaphor for Russia's indifference to its future, especailly among the upper classes. I find that I am increasingly in the grip of one of the most powerful forces in the universe, inertia.

Posted at 11:59 AM

THE PERILS OF LITIGIOUS AMERICA [Jonah Goldberg ]

Bank essentially sets mans pants on fire and makes him think he's dying but hasn't apologized yet.


Posted at 11:58 AM

GENDER-FREE BATHROOMS [Jonah Goldberg]

From a reader:

Hey Jonah,

As the Times article mentioned, the University of Chicago has just supplied
us with a number of bathrooms for those "uncomfortable" about classifying
themselves in with the hegemonic taxonomies of bourgeois heteronormativity.
The new bathrooms are private and infinitely nicer than the bathrooms for
those of us who have timidly accepted the social construction of our
maleness or femaleness. They are so much nicer, in fact, that I use them
regularly. When I was confronted about using the bathroom a confused
looking "somebody" I simply replied, "I'm not comfortable calling myself a
man on this campus."


Posted at 11:52 AM

RE: LOOKING AFTER MY MONEY [John Derbyshire]
Yet again, I am scandalizing the faithful.

A reader: "Holy Moley, John, didn't you used to work on *Wall Street*?"

Yes I did, for 16 years (1985-2001).

Don't those long years on Wall Street make me more inclined to trust the securities trading, investment banking and mutual-funds industries with my savings? No.

On reflection, make that "Hell, no!"

Posted at 11:47 AM

RE: BLUE-STATE MOMENTS [K. J. Lopez]
Ok, so there was Lot and his daughters. And some Greeks have been in that neighborhood. The red states and ancients and folks are no better than us red staters then!

Very badly-thought-out thread will sink in the East River now (and I'll call it a day--or siesta).

Posted at 11:42 AM

AMERICA, THE LIBERATOR [K. J. Lopez]
Michael Kelly, February 26, 2003: "Tyranny truly is a horror: an immense, endlessly bloody, endlessly painful, endlessly varied, endless crime against not humanity in the abstract but a lot of humans in the flesh. It is, as Orwell wrote, a jackboot forever stomping on a human face.

"I understand why some dislike the idea, and fear the ramifications of, America as a liberator. But I do not understand why they do not see that anything is better than life with your face under the boot. And that any rescue of a people under the boot (be they Afghan, Kuwaiti or Iraqi) is something to be desired. Even if the rescue is less than perfectly realized. Even if the rescuer is a great, overmuscled, bossy, selfish oaf. Or would you, for yourself, choose the boot?"

Posted at 10:55 AM

BLUE-STATE MOMENTS [K. J. Lopez]
Last night, in the Bryant Park area in Manhattan, I overheard a conversation between what were obviously two playwrights. What got my attention: "You know the section where the girl has sex with her father?"

Where else but New York or L.A?

Posted at 10:52 AM

THE ARGUMENT FROM SLOTH [Jonah Goldberg]

Derb -- Again, I have considerable respect for the argument from sloth but, a few objections:

* as you intimate, the argument from sloth overlaps mightily with the argument from stupidity and/or ignorance; "I'm too stupid to figure out what to do with my money" is very close to "I'm too lazy to figure it out."

* if conservatives are willing to concede that Americans are too stupid to take care of themselves when it comes to providing for their future then we've really redefined basic economic conservative dogma.

* Just because the government system is "easier" now doesn't mean the private sector-and-government couldn't make a more privatized system easier still.

* sloth for me is not an argument for sloth for thee. By what right can a lazy person say other non-lazy people must have big chunks of their money taken from them for an absolutely terrible retirement plan?

* similarly saying government policies for everyone should be shaped around your own personal preferences and personal tastes is vaguely immoral and never strong argumentation. If you believe that the system should be flexible to your priorities you should favor a more privatized system rather than a one-size-fits all approach. Make room for the industrious individualists and thrifty savers as well as the sloths rather than say everyone must work within the slothful system.


Posted at 10:44 AM

GIVING IRANIANS A HAND [K. J. Lopez]
In today's LATimes:
The Bush administration is considering a more aggressive effort to foster opposition inside Iran and seeking ways to use a new $3-million fund to support activists without exposing them to the risk of arrest.

Posted at 10:37 AM

THIS IS REALLY A JOB FOR ADLER... [K. J. Lopez]
...and I know nothing about the man and this might be totally unfair, but reading the president's nomination speech for Stephen Johnson for EPA...well, ugh: "I'm proud to ask him to become the first career EPA employee to hold the office of Administrator, and I'm glad he's agreed to do so."

Posted at 10:28 AM

LOOKING AFTER MY MONEY [John Derbyshire]
Well, yes, I did argue that the problem with SoSec privatization is that we shall be saddled with a chore -- managing our investments -- just at an age when we feel we've had enough of chores.

This is really an argument from sloth, of course. Human beings *are* slothful, though, and are indeed surprisingly willing to pay the price of sloth, and other deadly sins. In a democracy, this needs to be taken into account.

I should look better, and have a better life expectancy, if I worked out every day on that contraption in my basement, the one I bought in a spasm of guilt about the poor shape of my body. I can't be bothered, though. I am just much more interested in other things, and there are only 24 hours in a day. I do my share of righteous chores: Home maintenance, help kids with homework (and currently an elaborate science project) & chauffeur them to music lessons, boxing lessons, summer sports, etc., help out elderly neighbors, listen to friends' miseries, etc. I just find physical exercise boring; and managing finances, too.

The obvious response is: Well, people of your kidney will get flabby/be poor in old age. To which the only thing I can think of to say is: I'm fine with it. I don't have expensive tastes anyway. The prospect of spending my dotage at the golf club with a bunch of other grumbling old dotards appalls me. I don't want to spend my old age traveling -- I did all that in my 20s. I'll just stay home and play computer games. Leave money to my kids? Why? It'd only spoil them. Nobody left me anything. I certainly don't want to spend my twilight years trying to remember the difference between a value fund and a growth fund. I never can, and friends have been trying to explain it to me for 20 years. I'm just not interested in that stuff, and don't want to be forced to be.

It would be a shame, though, if people like me -- and we are legion! -- were to actually starve in old age. Let's have a gummint check once a month. It needn't be much; just enough to keep us in computer games. OK?

Posted at 10:25 AM

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Posted at 10:24 AM

TIMEWASTER [Jonah Goldberg ]

No work for you!


Posted at 10:20 AM

SINGULAR, PLURAL, AGGREGATIVE [John Derbyshire]
"Mr. Derbyshire---For years I have wondered whether the noun referring to my favorite breakfast food--grits--is singular or plural. ('Grits is good for you' vs. 'Grits are good for you.') Now you may have provided me with the solution. Is 'grits' in fact aggregative? Same for 'suds'? Or does the 's' at the end of these nouns make them plurals? One could argue, I suppose, that 'grits' is just the plural of 'grit' (though you'd have a hard time separating a single 'grit' from a bowl of them). But is it really possible to isolate a single 'sud'?"

Thank you, Sir. I live but to serve.

These are deep matters we are opening up here, though. For example: English has an historical tendency to turn nouns of the aggregative type (sand, rice, grass, paper, water) into ordinary singular/plural nouns when it can get away with it. This especially happens when the aggregative noun has the misfortune to end in an "s" or "z" sound, making it *sound* like a plural. Then a new word emerges, and you no longer have to say "a grain of..." or "a blade of..."

This happened with "pease," once a simple aggregative. Until (I think -- I am away from my reference books) the 18th century, there was no such thing as a pea. I believe the same thing happened with "cherry."

Posted at 10:17 AM

BYRD ON THE POST OP-ED PAGE [K. J. Lopez]
Senator Cornyn's office has a response.

Posted at 10:00 AM

DAVID BRADFORD, RIP [Jonah Goldberg ]
He was one of the world's greatest experts on taxation. I only new him from around the hallways of AEI when I used to work there. He was one of those important people who doesn't realize it and likes to chat with anybody they find interesting. I doubt he would have remembered me, but he was just a decent, good guy. Anyway, I learned earlier this week that he died recently from burn injuries. Just tragic. Rest in peace.

Posted at 09:57 AM

WHAT HAVE THE AMERICANS EVER DONE FOR US? [Jonah Goldberg]

Gerard Baker's got a good column. Here's the opener:

ONE OF MY favourite cinematic moments is the scene in Monty Python’s Life of Brian when Reg, aka John Cleese, the leader of the People’s Front of Judea, is trying to whip up anti-Roman sentiment among his team of slightly hesitant commandos.

“What have the Romans ever done for us?” he asks.

“Well, there’s the aqueduct,” somebody says, thoughtfully. “The sanitation,” says another. “Public order,” offers a third. Reg reluctantly acknowledges that there may have been a couple of benefits. But then steadily, and with increasing enthusiasm, his men reel off a litany of the good things the Romans have wrought with their occupation of the Holy Land.

By the time they’re finished they’re not so sure about the whole insurgency idea after all and an exasperated Reg tries to rally them: “All right, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, a fresh water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?”

I can’t help but think of that scene as I watch the contortions of the anti-American hordes in Britain, Europe and even in the US itself in response to the remarkable events that are unfolding in the real Middle East today.


Posted at 09:48 AM

THE OUTLIER [Jonah Goldberg ]

Some readers may remember a long column I did on how Pragmatic liberalism has evolved into an obsession with the cultural and social outliers rather than the reasonable man. I wrote:


The reasonable man's behavior was the group average of moral conduct in a very moral country. Today, all of our arguments are about how much the society must bend to the behaviors and attitudes of the man of the fringe, the outlier, the arrow that sails farthest from the bulls-eye. Schools are paralyzed by the question of what to do about the atheist, the homosexual, the handicapped, while the average kids — i.e., most of them — are given short shrift.

Anyway, here's a good example of what I'm talking about From the New York Times:

SAN FRANCISCO - Political epiphanies can occur in unexpected places. For Riki Dennis, a 35-year-old humanities student who is transsexual, it was the women's room at a rest stop on Highway 101 north of Santa Barbara.

"The boyfriend hit me, even in mellow California," said Ms. Dennis, who was in the early stages of becoming female when she was assaulted by a stranger after using the women's room. "I said, 'Sir, I have no designs on your girlfriend.' I just want to use the bathroom."

Ms. Dennis, whose lowish voice is now the lone betrayal of her birth sex, is a foot soldier on a new political frontier: the campaign to establish gender-neutral bathrooms in public places. The idea is to make sure that transgender people (an umbrella term that can include transsexuals, cross-dressers and those with a fluid, androgynous identity who do not consider themselves completely male or female) can use bathrooms without fear of harassment.


Posted at 09:45 AM

GOTTA TUNE INTO SATURDAY'S NPR [Jonah Goldberg ]

To see if Dan Schorr had burst into flames after he wrote this column. The last line about Bush and the "Iraq Effect": "He may have had it right."

Note: Stoopid typo fixed. Shouldn't have been posting pre-coffee.


Posted at 08:34 AM

GEOGHEGAN VS SWALLOW [Jonah Goldberg]

(Sorry for continuing a thread from yesterday that probably doesn't deserve it)

I just saw Ramesh's partial defense of Geohegan's laziness. I certainly agree that Swallow was too hard on him. Indeed, I recall that Derb made a somewhat similar argument against reform on much the same grounds. Nevertheless, as a general principle I think this is a terrible line of argument for conservatives to endorse -- save to ratify the mere fact that it does in fact exist and therefore needs to dealt with.

How are conservatives going to possibly make any headway about the need for smaller government and more individual responsibility if we're prepared to stipulate that it's a respectable position to be too slothful to keep your own money and hand-it-down to your children. I mean we're not talking about voluntarism in local soup kitchens to replace government programs, we're talking about being interested in how their own money is allocated -- for them.


Posted at 08:31 AM

RATHER'S LEGACY [Tim Graham]
Some might say the Dan Rather Era is already over at CBS News, so why are conservatives still bashing him? First, we're going to see a lot of people (for example, former New York Times man Alex Jones in USA Today) insisting that this one eensy-weensy fraud last September shouldn't sully Dan's reputation for journalistic excellence. It's important to note his record is, on the whole, a persistent set of liberal screeds transparently aimed at damaging Republicans in the public opinion polls. Look no further than what he's been doing this week.

Rather led Wednesday's CBS Evening News by touting their latest CBS/NY Times poll which found many opposed to President Bush's Social Security reform plan and how a majority "say they would support raising the amount of wages subject to Social Security payroll taxes." CBS ignored Fed Chairman Alan Greenspan's latest comments in favor of private accounts, but denigrated the small conservative group USA Next with an almost-never-seen anti-AARP ad. Rather asked John Roberts: "Are there or are there not signs that this fight is going down the slime, smear, nasty road?" Sure. They could call it Dan Rather Boulevard.

Posted at 08:18 AM

“SCIENCE DOES NOT HAVE TO KILL IN ORDER TO CURE.” [ K. J. Lopez ]
Four Catholic bishops in Massachusetts issue a statement opposing the stem-cell bill the governor there has been fighting.

Posted at 08:14 AM

AT LEAST THEY KNOW IT’S AN AMNESTY [Mark Krikorian ]
A new survey of Mexican illegal aliens finds that although nearly 70 percent said they’d sign up for the president’s “temporary” worker program, almost as many also said that they intend to stay in the United States for as long as they can get away with it. Which Mexican workers does the president think will go home when the “temporary” visas expire?

Posted at 07:01 AM

"MEMBER, FIGHTER, RECRUITER AND FUND-RAISER FOR HEZBOLLAH" [Mark Krikorian ]
So much for the fairy tale that no terrorist has snuck across the Mexican border.

Posted at 06:58 AM

JOSE PADILLA & ENCYCLOPEDIA BROWN [K. J. Lopez]
Two names I never thought I'd read in the same op-ed.

Posted at 06:12 AM

Thursday, March 03, 2005

ABDUL KAREEM AL KHAIWANY [Michael Ledeen]
Before you do anything else, go to armiesofliberation.com and read the letter from Abdul Kareem Al Khaiwany from his cell in the Central Prison in Sana’a, Yemen. Then join me in signing the letter to that country's president, asking for the release of a brave journalist who has been found guilty of free speech.

Then say a prayer of gratitude for Jane Novack, the feisty housewife who has called the world's attention to this case.

Posted at 09:33 PM

GOLDSTEIN'S BACK [Ramesh Ponnuru]
Skimming again, he seems to be mostly restating claims from previous rounds. His big new point seems to be that since I haven't bothered rebutting his long attack on my article I must be tacitly conceding its truth. This is a very common move in arguments, and sometimes it's even true. But it really is the case that I haven't read his rebuttal. It really is the case that I don't think it's worth my time, based on the incompetence of the passages I have looked over. If Goldstein now decides to produce a book on this whole affair, he can be my guest. But I'm not going to go through it in detail--unless, perhaps, he collaborates with someone smarter.

Posted at 06:42 PM

I'D WONDER HOW THE OMBUDSMAN WOULD RULE [K. J. Lopez]
on deliberate mistakes, but I know better.

Posted at 06:20 PM

ROOM 101 [John Derbyshire]
Kathryn:

If you try to make me go into the ladies room I shall QUIT! Taking my Ann Coulter doll with me.

There are some things no man should have to do.

Posted at 06:15 PM

RE: POP CULTURE IS... [John Derbyshire]
I knew it was Frankie Lymon and the teenagers. I just wanted to lure Mark Steyn out of his cave up there on the Androscoggin. And it worked!

(In the UK the number was covered by... who? Laurie London, I think. I bet Mark knows... no, he's gone back into the cave.)

In another deliberate mistake, I earlier said "open set" when of course I meant "closed set." Pretty much any function fails to attain its supremum on an open set.

Posted at 06:15 PM

GEOGHEGAN VS SWALLOW [Ramesh Ponnuru]
Thanks for the link, Jonah. I think Swallow's a little too hard on Geoghegan's retreat from the burden of choice. A lot of people feel that way about a lot of areas of life. It's a problem that proponents of market-based reforms of education and health care also face. But markets, especially well-structured ones, often incorporate a lot of mental-labor-saving devices. Investing in broad index funds is easier than picking individual stocks; not participating in personal accounts (which most reformers say should be an option) is easier than participating in them; trusting other parties with good reputations for telling you what to purchase is easier than trying to reach your own judgments; relying on other people's research about which schools in an area are best is easier than doing that research yourself; knowing someone diligent in the neighborhood who has looked that stuff up is easier than doing even that yourself; etc. Geoghegan's fault (I'm basing this on Swallow's excerpts) is not taking account of any such shortcuts.

Posted at 06:08 PM

KOS & WOLCOTT [Cliff May]
I know Jonah has written in response to recent grumbling from KOS and James Wolcott, two spokesmen for the post-humanitarian, post-democratic, neo-Buchananite left. Apparently, they are devastated by the fact that Afghan girls can go to school, that Iraqis can vote, that Lebanese are demonstrating for freedom, that Egyptians may get a fair election, etc. And, most upsetting for them, President Bush could be partly responsible for these revolting developments -- at least that’s what their erstwhile allies are suggesting in what used to be reliable publications such as the Guardian and L’Express.

Now Kos & Wolcott also are up in arms – well, figuratively anyway – because, as they see it, those wild-eyed neo-cons are saying nasty things about Hezbollah. And Hezbollah, they believe, isn’t so bad – it’s only interested in killing Israelis, so what’s the big deal?

Apparently, they are ignorant of the fact that until 9/11, Hezbolllah (backed by Syria and Iran) had killed more Americans than any other terrorist organization -- more than 250 Americans, in fact, including Marines, diplomats and CIA officers.

But if they don’t know any of this, it’s not my job to tell them.

Kos is here and Wolcott is here.

Posted at 06:04 PM

DEMOCRATS VS. BLOGS? [K. J. Lopez]
Sometimes NRO writer Andrew Leigh e-mails:
Bradley Smith's warning that the FEC may extend McCain-Feingold speech restrictions to the blogosphere, linked to earlier by Kathryn, reinforces a point made by Jonah: far from welcoming the rise of the blogosphere, Democrats view it as yet another burgeoning threat to their media monopoly.

From the CNET article: "Smith and the other two Republican commissioners wanted to appeal the Internet-related sections. But because they couldn't get the three Democrats to go along with them, what Smith describes as a 'bizarre' regulatory process now is under way."

And from the interview portion of the article, Smith said: "This time, we couldn't muster enough votes to appeal the judge's decision. We appealed parts of her decision, but there were only three votes to appeal the Internet part (and we needed four). There seem to be at least three commissioners who like this." [And these three commissioners are Democrats.]

Smith does go on to say, "I don't think the Democratic commissioners are sitting around saying that the Internet is working to the advantage of the Republicans." But I think he's just being diplomatic, in hopes of still changing some of their minds.

Posted at 06:01 PM

"BACK-DOOR PRIVATIZATION" [Ramesh Ponnuru]

Noam Scheiber of the New Republic is worried that Bush might win with a compromise proposal that creates "add-on" accounts. After a few years, he warns, Republicans will propose letting people put their payroll taxes into these accounts. The Bush plan will triumph on the installment plan. As Scheiber notes, Paul Krugman has the same fear.

It seems to me that the underlying logic of the Scheiber-Krugman position is to oppose IRAs and 401(k)s, or at least to oppose any increase in the number of people who have them. The more people have them, and the more experience people have with them, the easier it will be for Republicans to propose letting people deposit payroll-tax money into them. Scheiber needs to worry more about the possibility that people will become fonder of investing their own money and less about the particular mechanisms by which this happens.

As for the political likelihood of this scenario unfolding, I'd say it's up in the air. I think it would be hard for Democrats to oppose add-on accounts, especially if they were targeted at the poor. That was a Democratic idea from the start. The bigger problem would be getting Republicans to support the idea. I'm for it, but my view is not prevalent among Republicans.

One thing I find interesting about the debate is that many Republicans support personal accounts because of what one might call a dynamic analysis of the politics of the investor class. But they haven't incorporated that analysis into their personal-account strategy. By all means, for example, conservatives should try to make sure to make the maximum size of the account as high as possible. But if the whole underlying political theory is correct, then we have reason to think that whatever number we start with, we'll end up with a higher number over the long run.

So to with "add on" accounts. To conservatives who say that they would "do nothing to solve Social Security's fiscal problem," I would respond that that's the case only if we assume that expansions of the new investor class don't have salutary political effects--which, again, is the theory that most of these same people hold (or think they hold).

There are good reasons for conservatives to prefer personal accounts "carved out" of Social Security to "add-on" accounts, but ultimately I'm for almost anything that expands the number of people in the markets and the extent of their involvement. (And Scheiber ought to be opposed to anything that does those things.) But if a passable deal required a majority of Republicans to come around to that position, it's an open question whether it would happen.


Posted at 05:59 PM

DERB AND POP CULTURE [Mark Steyn]
"No no no no no no no no no no no no I'm not a juvenile delinquent" is not Little Anthony and the Imperials. It was Frankie Lymon and the Teenagers.

I have lost all faith in Derb. I've been taking his word on all that Farrakhanesque numerological stuff, but never glad confident morning again.

("Glad Confident Morning Again" was, of course, a hit for Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick and Tich.)

Incidentally, I'm all for pedantry, but there are many respectable precedents for L'il Kim: L'il Abner, for example. It's thinking like this that led the Rock'n'Roll Hall of Fame in Cleveland to call itself the Rock And Roll Hall of Fame. No wonder it requires federal subsidy.

Posted at 05:56 PM

A FINE WHINE [Jonah Goldberg ]
Thomas Geoghegan admits over at Slate that the main reason he doesn't like the idea of private accounts is that he's too lazy to deal with saving his own money. Ian Swallow is disgusted.

Posted at 05:39 PM

MCCAIN-FEINGOLD IN THE BLOGOSPHERE [K. J. Lopez]
A reader makes a good point: ,
This could be a good thing. Unleash all bloggers on the idiocy of McCain-Feingold and the FEC.

I've got my popcorn and my mouse ready to watch the battle.
Looks like it is well underway.

Posted at 05:36 PM

L'IL KIM [K. J. Lopez]
Derb wouldn't know this, but there has been an ad for her "new" CD for about two years now (or more?) in the NRNY ladies' room. But we share our digs with Loud Records and Spin magazine, so...there are ways to educate the Derb.

Posted at 05:25 PM

POP CULTURE IS... [John Derbyshire]
...a mystery to me. Who is Li'l Kim? And why can't she spell out "little" in full? It was good enough for Little Richard (Awop bop aloobop alop bam boom), Little Anthony and the Imperials (No no no no no no no no, No no no no no no no no, No no no-o, I'm not a juvenile delinquent), and numerous other, er, giants of the era when POP MUSIC WAS WORTH LISTENING TO.

Posted at 05:21 PM

WINDFALLS FOR WALL STREET? [Ramesh Ponnuru]
Not according to factcheck.org.

Posted at 05:21 PM

RE: THE SHEEN-RICHARDS SPLIT [K. J. Lopez]
I just point this out: "Richards, 34, who is six months pregnant, filed divorce papers in Los Angeles on Wednesday and asked for custody of the couple's year-old daughter as well as the baby she is expecting with Sheen. "

Posted at 05:01 PM

FIRST IT WAS BRAD AND JEN (WHO I STILL HAVE HOPE FOR) [K. J. Lopez]
Now the president's son, Charlie Sheen, is headed for splitsville. Is there no hope for true love on the Left Coast?

Posted at 04:50 PM

MYERS [K. J. Lopez ]
Why are conservative folk not breaking their backs for Bill Myers?, Jeffrey Dubner at The American Prospect asks. I refer you to The Volokh Conspiracy for one right-wing take on the nominee.

I take issue with the argument, made on TAPPED, that folks like me are not talking about Myers because his nomination doesn’t have an abortion/religious rallying cry to latch onto. Pryor is talked about more because he is so obviously qualified. That’s argument #1 against the Democratic filibuster, before you even get to focus in on his views on abortion, the fact he (say it ain’t so!) prays, etc. I thought Chairman Specter—and I think I’ve said this here before—should have brought Pryor up first this session, because the stonewall on his nomination is so blatantly wrong. You can’t necessarily make the same solid case for Myers, as TVC explains.

On the abortion thing, too, I should note I don’t think I even know what Miguel Estrada’s abortion views are. That wasn’t an issue in his nomination fight, but NRO was all over it.

Posted at 04:40 PM

PBS: "PREPOSTEROUS RELIC" [Tim Graham]
Columnist George Will eloquently argues for the obvious today: "In today's 500-channel environment, public television is a preposterous relic." Read the whole thing. I would only quibble with his conclusion, which talks about "the 15 percent of its revenue it gets from government." PBS gets about 15 percent of its revenues from the federal government, but another 30 percent or more from state and local governments. It's more "public" than PBS lets on.

Conservatives marched up this hill with passion in 1995 and 1996, charging that PBS was irrelevant and counting on Newt Gingrich's pledge to zero it out. The case Will makes (and the most compelling one he doesn't flesh out, that the federal government shouldn't be in the business of aiding the Democrats with 60-minute liberal commercials, er, documentaries) is more relevant today than ever. But the political reality is that for conservative legislators, cutting PBS is a high-pain, low-gain proposition. Its budget number is way smaller than the heat generated by the liberal lobbies that you're against Big Bird, "Baseball," and education and sophistication in general.

So I confess I'm completely puzzled with what has happened here: the New York Times and other liberal organs seem to be the ones starting the fight for PBS privatization. I'm guessing they want to add this to their theoretical playhouse to go with Armstrong Williams and Gannon-Guckert: once again, the conservatives want to fund only the journalists that support them. Suffice it to say that by this logic, Bill Moyers and Jim Lehrer and Nina Totenberg make Armstrong Williams look like a piker.

Posted at 04:23 PM

TIMEWASTER [Jonah Goldberg]
Personally I've never been a fan of this one. But about once a week someone sends it to me as a candidate for posting. I am but a servant of the people. So here ya go.

Posted at 04:22 PM

SANTORUM ON SOCIAL SECURITY [Ramesh Ponnuru]

Just participated in a press/"opinion leader" conference call with the senator. Some highlights:

1. The senator wants personal accounts--and he's against any bill that doesn't have them. “I will not vote for it, and it will not get out of the United States Senate.”

2. On the Democratic line that there's no major problem: "Even among seniors, it's not working."

3. In response to a question about falling poll numbers for personal accounts, Santorum says that the president has not been making the case for them over the last two weeks--although he says that is starting to change. We knew the other side would be "armed and dangerous."

4. He thinks the argument has to be about "retirement security," not about the program's "solvency" or "trust fund," which is "green-eyeshade talk."

5. Democrats are happy to talk about raising the payroll-tax cap because "that's a safe field for them." That's all they're talking about.

6. Santorum did not seem to find the idea of raising the payroll-tax cap and lowering the rate appealing. Since the two policies would counteract each other in terms of revenue, he didn't see the point. [But wouldn't the question be whether the combination won some Democratic votes?--RP]

7. Greenspan was "tremendously helpful."

8. Santorum is "happy to campaign on this in 2006" if it comes to that--even in the second-most senior-heavy state in the country.


Posted at 03:47 PM

TREKUNITED [K. J. Lopez]
Chances are, this donor saving Enterprise is an NRO reader. Show me (and by extension the wide world of NR) the money.

Posted at 03:46 PM

I KNEW HIM WHEN... [K. J. Lopez]
Former NR intern Ross Douthat gets a nice profile in the NY Observer this week, to coincide with the release of his new book.

And, Jonah: He's been a ninja.

Posted at 03:35 PM

THE OMBUDSMAN UNDER SIEGE [John Derbyshire]
Oh, blimey. I should know better by now. Poke fun at the President, confound the Congress, scoff at SCOTUS, and all that comes in is a tired trickle of emails. Make some pronouncement about grammar, usage, or pronunciation, and the floodgates open.

I'll admit I am out on a limb here. My position on things like the plural of "maximum" is strongly anglocentric. If we have accepted a word into our language, I say we are entitled to do what we like with it, including forming its inflections in the regular English style. If we have not yet accepted it into our language, or are in doubt on the matter, we should print it in italics.

But then, I still call Ligorno "Leghorn." I'm a **conservative**, for crying out loud. Doctor Johnson referred to the King of France as "Lewis," and I am with Johnson on this, and indeed on everything.

[I am not even as conservative as a friend of mine, a Kennedy-hater who still calls New York's main airport "Idlewild."]

Posted at 03:27 PM

THE OMBUDSMAN RULES [John Derbyshire]
From a reader who is, natch, a federal employee: "Dear Derb---'Maximums'? Is that right? Not 'maxima'?"

The Ombudsman:

The plural of the English word "maximum" is "maximums." The plural of the Latin word "maximum" is "maxima."

How can you tell if the Latin word or the English one is in play? If it's the Latin word, it ought to be initalics, like any other foreign word. Since my usage was not in italics, "maximums" is correct.

And please don't get me started on "data."

(BTW -- this is regular Derb; I have set down my Ombuds-baton -- In early-modern math texts, data were "the things given," while "the things sought" were quaesita. "Data" came into English (where it is neither singular not plural, but aggregative, like "rice," "grass," or "sand"). "Quaesita," however, did not. Why not? We have to fall back on phrases like "the unknown quantities." Just a thought.)

Posted at 02:06 PM

SAUDIS [K. J. Lopez]
tell Syria to get out of Lebanon.

Posted at 01:53 PM

PRIMETIME WARRIOR [K. J. Lopez ]
I’m told that last night on The Amazing Race, one of the contestants, Ron Young, a former POW in Iraq, announced that if he wins, he will give his prize money to disabled vets. I’ve never watched the show, but I’m for his team!

Hopefully he does better than the last reality-TV contestant we showed an interest in (also a military man).

Posted at 01:20 PM

CAN TOM GOLDSTEIN READ? [Ramesh Ponnuru]

After I responded to his attack on me, calling it slippery and dishonest, Goldstein issued two responses--one in the comments section of his original post and one new 9-page (!) post. Goldstein says his "personal opinion" of my "levelheadedness was higher" before I responded to him on the Corner. Looking back on it, I do regret the "slippery and dishonest" comment. It's incomplete! Goldstein is also rock-dumb.

I'm not going to produce a 15-page response to go through every error Goldstein no doubt makes. I've only read a third of his endless commentary and skimmed the rest. But that's enough for me to see that there's no point in reading the whole thing thoroughly to see if he's made any valid criticisms of me. Let me select two easy-to-explain examples of the quality of thinking (and reading) we're dealing with here.

1) Goldstein alleged that my article was an attempt to weaken Tribe in advance of a confirmation fight over Rehnquist's replacement. I noted, a bit sardonically, that this alleged motivation of mine required me to believe that no other liberal law professors would step forward to play Tribe's role in such a fight. In other words, Goldstein's account of my motivation made no sense. Goldstein, totally missing the point, now writes this in his comments section: "[Ponnuru's] hyperbole does run a little wild with the idea that my post suggested that Tribe was the only person who would oppose Bush's nominees."

2) My article, you'll recall, concerned Tribe's 2003 claim to have made a daring Ninth Amendment argument to the Supreme Court in 1980, even though he faced pressure from the establishment not to make it. I went through evidence showing that Tribe didn't do any such thing, while plenty of other lawyers did. At one point in my article, I compared Tribe's brief to the Court with other briefs, noting that those other briefs made much more extensive Ninth Amendment arguments than Tribe did. I therefore noted some of the points those other briefs mentioned and Tribe's did not.

For Goldstein, this portion of my article "just represents Ponnuru's view that he knows better than Tribe how to argue a constitutional law case in the Supreme Court." He then expands on this idea: "If you believe that, then by nature you're going to believe inconsolably that Ponnuru is right about all of this and Tribe is wrong. (Tribe did win the case, incidentally.)" First of all, re "inconsolably": I do not think that word means what Goldstein thinks it means. Second--and Goldstein should read this next passage slowly: Obviously I'm not saying that Tribe made a mistake in how he argued his case before the Supreme Court. He told me, in a comment I quote in the article, that he had figured out a way to argue the case before the Supreme Court without invoking the Ninth Amendment. That, he said, was the wisest thing to do given the prevailing view of the Ninth Amendment. I'm not at all second-guessing that judgment. Listening to the counsels of prudence may have been the right thing to do! But having done that, don't go around saying how you bravely ignored those counsels. The problem isn't with how Tribe argued the case, but with how he later misrepresented what he had done.

It's also worth noting that Goldstein's zeal leads him to make arguments for Tribe that Tribe has already cut off! Goldstein advances a cockamamie argument that Tribe was trying to talk about the Ninth Amendment at the Supreme Court but was cut off. But this means we now have three different stories. Tribe's 2003 article reaches its focal point with what he "dared to say" at the Supreme Court (not what he had daringly tried to say but wasn't quite able to say). In a 2005 interview with me, Tribe said he had figured out how to make the argument without invoking the Ninth Amendment. And then there's Goldstein's theory.

Goldstein keeps saying that he never "talked" to Tribe before writing these comments. Let's hope Tribe comes up with something better when he gets around to refuting my article, as he has promised to do.


Posted at 01:09 PM

THEY FOUND THE BTK KILLER VIA MEDICAL RECORDS [K. J. Lopez ]
There is a very interesting piece in the Wichita Eagle today: “Investigators -- trying to hide from Dennis Rader that they were zeroing in on him as a BTK suspect -- obtained DNA before his arrest through a tissue sample linked to his daughter's medical records, sources say.” Interesting, most especially, in light of the outrage over the Kansas attorney general trying to obtain medical records from abortion clinics in seeking to prosecute crimes.

Posted at 01:02 PM

HIGHLARIOUS [Jonah Goldberg]
This has been making the rounds. I kept meaning to post it. Allegedly it's a real voicemail. Definitely worth listening to if you can. It's PG rated at worst, for those concerned.

Posted at 12:40 PM

EVEN IF BUSH HAD A HAND IN IT, IT CAN STILL BE GOOD... [K. J. Lopez]
A Guardian columnist: "Put starkly, we cannot let ourselves fall into the trap of opposing democracy in the Middle East simply because Bush and Blair are calling for it. Sometimes your enemy's enemy is not your friend. "

Posted at 12:32 PM

"CASTING ERROR AT ABC" [K. J. Lopez]
Roger Simon's thinking Condi too.

Posted at 12:18 PM

END OF CIVILIZATION PART 9,099,876,033 [John Derbyshire]
That Jada Pinkett Smith incident at Harvard K-Lo linked to yesterday.

Posted at 12:11 PM

IRAQIS TAKE BACK MOSUL [Jonah Goldberg ]

Now this is an encouraging story. I won't hold my breath for applause from Ted Kennedy.

Iraqi troops have spread their control over Mosul, according to Interior Minister Falah al-Naqeeb.

Insurgents controlled Mosul, the country’s second largest city last November, after overrunning its 12 police stations.

“Mosul was on the point of collapse from the security point of view and under threat from organized gangs,” the minister said in an interview.

“The Interior Ministry was forced to take urgent measures, ferrying troops and commandos who have managed to return tranquility and stability to the city,” Naqeeb said.

The minister said the troops have now established “an intelligence and information” gathering center in the city which is receiving full cooperation from residents.


Nod to: S.A. Express-News Watch


Posted at 12:09 PM

MILESTONES IN HOME IMPROVEMENT [John Derbyshire]
I have wired up a 4-way switch.

Posted at 12:09 PM

MEANWHILE, OVER ON THE LOONEY LEFT... [K. J. Lopez]
Pat Leahy on Bill Pryor on Pacifica yesterday:
Mr. Pryor was sent up -- actually he's on the bench now, because he was given a recessed appointment. He was sent up, and it was made very, very clear, he was there simply as a symbol. He's a nice enough person. I have met him. He's a pleasant person and all of that, but sent as a symbol and packaged by the White House in a way that we want to have a symbolic ideological position on this independent court. I mean, that almost guaranteed there would be opposition. We'll go back now. He has been on the court for a few months. We'll go and look at the decisions he has written since he's been there.
If Leahy's in the mood to be honest (okay, what am I thinking?!), Pryor's record is not going to be an easy rally cry for a fillibuster. (Even Nan Aron was stretching trying to get outraged over it.)

Posted at 12:06 PM

SOCIAL SECURITY: THE WH STRATEGY [Ramesh Ponnuru]

Judging from interviews (mostly with people outside the administration but very close to it) and observation of its behavior, the strategy is clearly to approach the issue step-by-step. The first step is to persuade the public that the