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Saturday, May 07, 2005

MAKING MONKEYS OUT OF KANSAS [Andrew Stuttaford]

Further comment would be superfluous:

"TOPEKA, Kan. - (KRT) - None of the eight intelligent design proponents who testified at the Kansas State Board of Education's evolution hearings Friday have read the science standards they want changed. Under cross-examination, all eight admitted they simply read the 28-page minority report and not the full 107-page draft of proposed science standards, most of which is not controversial."


Posted at 08:19 PM

ONCOLOGY BLEG [Jonah Goldberg]
A while back an oncologist answered a question about something or other for me. I have a new question for him -- or any other oncologist -- but it's not for public consumption and I lost his email address. Note: I'm okay and so is everyone else in the family (it's about a non-urgent situation a friend is in). Still, if you've got a minute for some free advice I'd love to pick your brain.

Posted at 05:29 PM

EXTREME IRONING? [Mark Krikorian]
I am not making this up.

Posted at 04:04 PM

RE: JAMES WOLCOTT [John Derbyshire]
I know, Jonah. Eye contact is always a problem with the Hooters girls.

I got a similar reaction when I told my waitress how much I admired her embonpoint.

Posted at 04:03 PM

NERVE [K. J. Lopez]
Not sure Schumer should have addressed the president on the topic of rhetoric today given his "loser" leader.

Posted at 03:46 PM

HOOTER'S GALS [Jonah Goldberg]

Derb - My gal was having a fine time until I asked her if she thought Fabianism was a gnostic heresy.

To which she replied, "ask me that when you can do it while making eye contact."


Posted at 03:36 PM

RE: REID [K. J. Lopez]
Jon, It's not surprising at all he's saying no to filibustering the first SCOTUS vacancy. Seems like smart politics--doing it right now makes the Dems look more reasonable even as the fourth anniversary of Priscilla Owen's nomination comes up this week. And I don't know how they'd manage to successfully spin a SCOTUs filibuster come midterms. Would be suicidal politics to do that filibuster, I would think.

Posted at 03:30 PM

BREAKING NEWS [K. J. Lopez]
Some moms are happy being moms and will do with their careers whatever works and will be happy that they did. Motherhood is not all madness and misery. How did that make it into print?

Posted at 02:59 PM

RE: WOLCOTT [John Derbyshire]
Wolcott: "I look forward to the digital pix from 'Atlantafest' that they'll no doubt post on the site next week showing Jonah and Derb with their arms flung around two Hooters waitresses who are doing their best to bury their shame and smile."

Jonah: I must say, I thought the Hooters gals were genuinely enjoying themselves. Well, mine was, anyway.

Posted at 02:52 PM

JUST DOING HIS JOB [Warren Bell]
Wolcott's interpretation is a little broad, but Leftist Media Hack Directive #3 does state, "Miss no opportunity to criticize the opposition or their party."

Posted at 12:45 PM

TO YOU AND YOURS [John J. Miller]
Happy Free Comic Book Day.

Posted at 10:55 AM

WOLCOTT [Jonah Goldberg]
Yawn.

Posted at 08:03 AM

Friday, May 06, 2005

I'M JUST FASCINATED [K. J. Lopez]
that James Wolcott cares so much about what we do and say.

Posted at 10:40 PM

GOP PLAYING THE RACE CARD [Jonathan H. Adler]
Our friend Robert A. George argues Republicans can play the race card just as much as Democrats when it comes to judicial nominations, and not always so effectively. I agree to a point, but it seems there is a fundamental difference between recognizing how the race or sex of a nominee affects his or her prospects of confirmation and attaching a nominee's race or sex with independent significance.

Posted at 07:48 PM

GAS TOO CHEAP? [Jonathan H. Adler]
Todd Zywicki dissects the Maryland law that requires some gasoline stations to increase their prices. Maryland readers, this is your government at work.

Posted at 07:45 PM

WHY SOLOMON IS OKAY [Jonathan H. Adler]
Marci Hamilton explains why the Supreme Court is likely to find the Solomon Amendment constitutional.

Posted at 07:44 PM

EARTH GETTING BRIGHTER? [Jonathan H. Adler]
The NYT reports that the global dimming trend has been reversed, and that this may be the cause (in part) of higher temperatures.

Posted at 07:40 PM

RE: REID [K. J. Lopez]
Jon, he's a loser.

Posted at 07:16 PM

MEDIA BIAS [Cliff May]
Here’s one way media bias expresses itself: I got in touch with a producer at a liberal media outlet to which I have been cordially invited to contribute.

I said I’d like to do a commentary on the inappropriateness of the University of Pennsylvania asking Kofi Annan to be its commencement speaker this month and planning to award the UN Secretary-General an honorary (honorary!) doctorate of law (law!).

She replied that it’s not really a big controversy. I suggested that it might become one – if it were to be reported on in the MSM, or even if she were let me raise objections to it. After all, were an Ivy League University to invite Ken Lay – or even Tom DeLay – to speak and accept an honorary degree, does anyone doubt that the MSM would be all over the story and that it would be a mega-controversy within hours?

But, OK, I said, if that idea doesn’t grab you, let it go. I then proposed several other ideas – not one of which, I’m afraid, would tend to reinforce liberal notions of what’s wrong with the world, America, conservatives, Republicans and President Bush. Guess what? She wasn’t taken with any of them.

Meanwhile, my Scripps column on Kofi and the University of Pennsylvania is here.

Posted at 07:06 PM

ATLANTA REPORT [John Derbyshire]
Great party in Atlanta. Highlights:

---Best two panel comments: (1) Kate O'Beirne's remark that GWB missed a valuable opportunity right after 9/11 to point out how utterly useless all those big, tax-eating federal government agencies were at locating easy-to-locate enemies of our country and defending the citizenry against their nefarious deeds. I have similar thoughts when I see TV clips of illegal immigrants streaming across the southern border: For all the stupendous sums of our money the feddle gummint consumes, for all the Washington DC real estate they occupy, for all the numberless legions of well-salaried college graduates they employ, they can't do anything about **this**? No, they can't. Why not? Because they're totally bloody useless, that's why not.

(2) Ramesh pointing out that the last time a conservative was put on the US Supreme Court without an assist from identity politics was 1972. (Scalia, remember, was picked partly to be the first Italian-American justice.)

---Most Derb-simpatico floor question: The gentleman who asked us whether, given the vast increases in feddle gummint staffing and expenditures under GWB's presidency, and the relentless expansion of the welfare state in the name of "compassionate conservatism," there is any hope for small-govt conservatism in this country. No, Sir, there is no hope. We are doomed, doomed.

---Best of the post-event gathering at Mahogany Ridge: Jonah expounding lustily on the theme of his book. My lips are sealed; but one of the villains is a 20th-century US president who I never thought particularly badly of before.

Posted at 07:02 PM

REID DOESN'T WANT FILIBUSTER [Jonathan H. Adler]
So Senator Reid is telling Republicans that Democratic Senators don't intend to filibuster a Supreme Court nominee "except in extreme circumstances." That would be reassuring except for the fact that, according to Democratic Senators, they are only using the filibuster in "extreme" circumstances now.

Posted at 04:38 PM

MAX BOOT GETS IT WRONG... [Andrew Stuttaford]

…on Blair and his lies. He faults the Tories for attacking Blair as a liar:

It especially doesn't work for the Tories because they're accusing Prime Minister Blair of duplicity on an issue about which they actually agree with him. Conservative leader Michael Howard says he would have supported the invasion of Iraq even without weapons of mass destruction — the subject of Blair's supposed dissembling. By nevertheless making the L-word the centerpiece of today's election, Howard comes off as opportunistic and unprincipled.

This, I am afraid, is nonsense. The accusation, entirely deserved by the way, that Blair is a liar did not revolve around the war; the point that the Conservatives were making (not that effectively, admittedly) was that Blair’s lies over the war were just one example among many. Blair simply cannot be trusted, really, on anything.

As Blair’s own finance minister, loopy Gordon Brown, told the PM last year, “there’s nothing that you could ever say to me now that I could ever believe.”

What a pity that a trusting 37 percent of British voters (Blair’s share of the poll) disagreed.

Monday-morning quarterbacking someone’s predictions is all too easy, and all too unfair, but this comment from Boot also made me laugh:

The biggest change Howard has promised is a reduction in immigration. This may snare some votes among xenophobic yobs, but it has also led (Arnold Schwarzenegger, pay attention) to a backlash against "mean-spirited" right-wingers.

Some backlash, Max.

Incidentally, in a recent interview on the BBC, Blair was asked eighteen times for an estimate as to how many illegal immigrants there were in England. He refused to answer. I guess he thought the plebs (sorry, Max, ‘yobs’) didn’t deserve to be told. Charming.

UPDATE

From the Guardian:

Labour feared last night that a pincer movement of working-class antipathy to immigration and middle-class opposition to the Iraq war had cut Tony Blair's majority by much more than he had hoped.

Some backlash, Max.


Posted at 04:29 PM

TOO MUCH DEMOCRACY [Andrew Stuttaford]

The Irish people once gave the EU Commission the ‘wrong’ result in a referendum. Such errors cannot be allowed to happen again:

The Irish government is considering amending the national constitution to allow for major future changes to EU rules to be made without a referendum, according to a report in The Irish Times on Friday.


Posted at 04:26 PM

LIAR [Andrew Stuttaford]

George Bush decided, quite rightly, to go to Riga, Latvia, ahead of his trip to Moscow to attend the ceremonies marking the sixtieth anniversary of the end of World War II.

That was the right thing to do. The annexation of the Baltic States was a disgraceful episode even by the disgusting standards of that Soviet Union of which Vladimir Putin is, apparently, now so proud. The presidents of Lithuania and Estonia are quite right to boycott the Moscow event. It is a shame that their Latvian counterpart is not doing the same.

As the Daily Telegraph reports, one of Putin’s spokesmen takes a different view:

Sergei Yastrzhembsky, Russia's point man on relations with the EU, claimed yesterday that the Red Army was welcomed into the Baltics. He said: "One cannot use the term occupation to describe these historical events. At that time, the troop deployment took place on an agreed basis and with the clearly expressed agreement of the existing authorities in the Baltic republics. There was no occupation of foreign territory seized by military means.

Words fail me.

Until Russia begins to acknowledge its past, the prospects for its future look grim.


Posted at 04:25 PM

NEW LABOUR, NEW TRICKS [Andrew Stuttaford]
Jack Straw, the Foreign Secretary, has been warned that postal vote fraud is widespread among Labour Party members in his Blackburn constituency. At a public meeting in the town's cathedral, the Liberal Democrat and Conservative candidates accused the Foreign Secretary's supporters of rigging ballots to keep Labour in power.”

Posted at 04:24 PM

RE: TECH BLEG [Jonah Goldberg ]

A long post on this subject at Brain-Terminal. Very useful stuff. Anybody who sees a problem with this route, please lemme know.


Posted at 04:18 PM

BTW: ATLANTA [Jonah Goldberg]

What a motley collection of moperists and goat herders.

Actually just kidding. Delightful, smart, funny bunch of people. My only regret is that I didn't jump on the Cinco de Mayo buffet table and scream: Mennnnnnndooooooozzzzzzzzzzaaaaa!!!!

Other than that, a wonderful time was had by all (I think and hope).


Posted at 04:11 PM

BLEG [Jonah Goldberg]

A reader writes:

Jonah,

Verizon, SprintPCS, and T-Mobile all sell PC card thingamajigs for making
cellular internet connections. The 15" and 17" PowerBooks have PC card
slots, the 12" PowerBook and the iBooks (all) don't have a PC card slot.

I've been using the SprintPCS PCS Connection Card for over 2 years in my 15"
PowerBook. It's $80/month for unlimited data.

Verizon now offers BroadBandAccess cards which work on the Mac. I haven't
tried it myself, but I understand that in the cities that have the latest
infrastructure (New York, Washington, Seattle, others) it's the equivalent
of cable or DSL in the home. In cities without the latest infrastructure
(Harrisburg PA, where I am) it will still connect at speeds equivalent to
the SprintPCS card (i.e. slightly faster than a 56k dial-up). Verizon's
service is also $80/month for unlimited data.

A friend had the T-Mobile AirCard, but was not happy with it. I don't know
what the speed was.

All of these cards are measured by volume of bits and bytes sent and
received, not minutes used like cell calls. Their are cheaper options than
$80/month, but you're limited to a certain bandwidth. Check the company web
sites for plans.

I've recently canceled the SprintPCS service, as I'm not traveling as much
for work as I used to. If my travel picks up again, I'll try the Verizon
service. There was a web site of Verizon/Mac users I found (can't remember
the URL at the moment) with lots of good info. Maybe try googling for it.


Posted at 03:51 PM

WILL THIS NRO EDITORIAL WRITER NOW OUT HIMSELF? [Rich Lowry ]
E-mail:
Subject: NR ON THE BRIT ELECTIONS

Mr. Lowry,
I'm not sure who on the NRO staff wrote the editorial but it is without a doubt one of the best analyses of the elections I've read to date. Whoever it is deserves a raise.

Posted at 03:50 PM

MELODY'S TALE [Rich Lowry ]
I've just been reading the transcript of Bolton-accuser Melody Townsel's interview with the foreign relations committee staff. It's more than a 100 pages long, so I just skipped to the juicy parts--i.e., when Bolton allegedly threw stuff at her. Remember Townsel wrote this in a letter to the committee that the Democrats eagerly brandished before doing anything to confirm it: "Mr. Bolton proceeded to chase me through the halls of a Russian hotel -- throwing things at me, shoving threatening letters under my door and, generally, behaving like a madman." She then elaborated to USA Today: "'He threw a folder across the desk at me' during their first meeting, at the Aerostar hotel in Moscow. In a subsequent meeting, 'he threw a plastic tape dispenser at me.'"

This makes the transcript interesting reading. She initially says that Bolton just threw a folder off a table--not necessarily even at her. And, according to the transcript, he “waved” a roll of tape at her (no longer a tape dispenser, but a roll of tape). After reviewing the transcript, she apparently has gone back and had that changed to “winged” a roll of tape at her. This all sounds very much like a contentenious exchange or two--during which she says twice that “ we began shouting”--that have been exaggerated in her memory and in her telling since. At one point she says Bolton was “speaking quite forcefully.” Almost as bad as putting his hands on his hips! By Melody's own account she doesn't sound like the most level-headed person.

Anyway, here are portion of the two relevant passages, which should obviously be taken with a grain of salt:

And we began to be heated. I was arguing with him. He accused me of fabricating the things that I had contained in the letter. I don't recall if he had a letter at that point, or he was simply going on reports from Matthew Freedman, but I do remember that we began to shout at each other. And at some point during this, I'd say, about 15- to 25-minute conversation, Mr. Bolton punctuated his frustrated by just throwing a folder off the table, and a -- a folder full of papers -- and, at that point, I said, "This meeting is over," and I got up, (inaudible) and returned to my hotel room.

In the second meeting, Mr. Bolton began the same place he did. There was no attempt to, sort of, defuse the anger with which he was approaching the situation. He reiterated all the things he said before, and, you know, it went on for about ten minutes, and then he accused me of being unstable, and he demanded, once again, that I recant my statement to AID about IBTCI, their performance on the contract. Again, we began shouting. And I stood up and made to leave for the door, and Mr. Bolton was, you know -- you know, shouting and speaking quite forcefully that I was making the biggest mistake of my life, and that there would be litigation that followed. And he said, "You know, you're crazy." And I -- and I said something to the effect of, "What, are you going throw something else at me again?" And he waved a roll of tape at me. And I left, with him shouting down the hall at me, and-- that, you know, I was going to regret everything that I'd done.

Posted at 03:46 PM

TECH BLEG [Jonah Goldberg]

For Mac folks only, for you are the Chosen People.

The Hotlanta trip sealed the deal. I want a cellular modem thingamajig for my laptop. Ponnuru has one and I cannot abide him having one when I don't. Also, I travel a lot and being able to file/post/timewaste from anywhere is just too attractive an option. The costs, according to Ramesh are tolerable, especially when you figure I can drop my account with T-Mobile for use at Starbucks, etc. The question is, do they make such things for the Mac universe? A quick search of the Apple Store was to no avail. If they do make 'em, what should I get? If they don't, is there a third party solution? Can I make one myself with twine and duct tape?

Note: PC jingoists don't need to send me emails making fun of Macs and the like. I've heard it all before and I won't be switching.


Posted at 03:27 PM

FUNDAMENTALISM [Jonah Goldberg]

From a reader:

Dear Mr. Goldberg,

I have been following with interest the exchanges between you and the
increasingly hyperbolic Andrew Sullivan.

With respect to "fundamentalism," it is probably worth noting that the term
has a precise definition. A fundamentalist is anyone who agrees with the
Five Points of Fundamentalism, a statement of faith formulated at the
Niagara Bible Conference of 1895. The Five Points are: 1) the inerrancy of
scripture; 2) the virgin birth of Jesus Christ; 3)the substitutional theory
of atonement; 4) the physical resurrection of Jesus Christ; and 5) Christ's
imminent bodily return to the world.

The Niagara Bible Conference was a conservative Protestant response to the
same phenomena of Modernism that elicited the condemnation of Pope Pius X.
The points avoid most of the touchy theological issues that divided
Protestant denominations from each other (as well as from Catholicism and
Orthodoxy), and so just about any Christian who can recite the Apostles' or
Nicene Creeds in a spirit of sincere belief is appropriately called a
fundamentalist.

Correct usage of the term is NOT reflected in the usage of secular or
liberal religious commentators, for whom "fundamentalist" is nothing but a
pejorative to describe someone whose religious beliefs they don't like.

One of the most egregious examples of bias in the media is the use of
"fundamentalist" as a description of certain typically fanatical and violent
Muslims. Because "fundamentalist" specifically refers to a type of Christian
belief, applying that adjective to Islam makes about as much sense as would
applying the adjective "Talmudic" to Buddhism.

The Islamic sect most often called "fundamentalist" is Wahhabism. The
Wahhabis refer to themselves as "al-Muwahhidun," which is most accurately
translated "unitarians." Of course, it wouldn't do to say that the Twin
Towers were attacked by "fanatical unitarians." The term "fundamentalist" is
used because the commentators' real agenda is to suggest that Pat Robertson
or James Dobson are comparable threats to the American Way of Life as is
Osama bin Laden. This cheap and dishonest rhetorical trick is Sullivan's
stock in trade.

Yours sincerely,


Posted at 03:04 PM

TIMEWASTERS GALORE [Jonah Goldberg]
Punch out now. Your workday is done.

Posted at 02:48 PM

GEORGE WILL [Jonah Goldberg]
I just got around to reading Will's column. I think it provides a useful corrective and I agree with a lot of it. But I think Will also misses the mark in a couple spots. His evidence that religion is thriving in America -- Mel Gibson's "Passion of the Christ," the Left Behind books, etc -- potent as it is, is not evidence that anti-Christian sentiment is declining. Indeed, it seems more logical to me that anti-Christian sentiment is rising precisely because Christians are asserting themselves more and that terrifies some people and annoys others.

Posted at 02:44 PM

TROUBLE IN SCOTLAND [Rich Lowry ]
It seems the trip that DeLay is most vulnerable on is the Scotland leg of his London/Scotland travel. David Rogers has a piece on it in the Wall Street Journal today. Here is a key bit:

House rules say such trips are acceptable only if they are principally designed for information gathering, and Mr. DeLay's visit to Scotland and London was billed as an effort to promote an exchange of ideas with British conservatives.

Still, lobbyist Jack Abramoff's heavy involvement and the recreational nature of much of the trip raise questions about the true purpose of the Scottish leg of the expensive outing, which Mr. Abramoff initially helped pay for, according to travel documents and billing records reviewed by The Wall Street Journal.

The new information suggests instead that recreation was the primary purpose of going to Scotland, and the excursion appears more a gift and contrary to House rules defining "necessary" travel expenses as not including "entertainment or recreational activities."

Posted at 02:39 PM

ABRAMOFF, FORMER DELAY AIDES, AND SAIPAN [Rich Lowry ]
We'll be hearing more about this long investigative piece in the LA Times today...

Posted at 02:34 PM

RE: NUMBER OF THE BEAST [Jonah Goldberg]
That is Great News now Sidney Blumenthal can finally show off that 666 birthmark on his scalp without shame.

Posted at 02:34 PM

NR ON THE BRIT ELECTIONS [Rich Lowry ]
Our editorial is up on the home page. Here is a key bit:

From almost any conservative angle, Britain’s election result is disappointing.

From the standpoint of a British conservative, the Tory party lost a third election and gained very little ground — less than 1 percent of the popular vote. From an American conservative standpoint, Tony Blair, who is a loyal friend of the United States, is today in a noticeably weakened political state. Though he won a third term — the first Labour prime minister to do so — he saw his majority substantially reduced and his share of the popular vote fall to a derisory 36 percent. If the British electoral system had not become so lopsidedly biased, he would have almost no majority at all.

From the standpoint of a foreign-policy conservative, Blair’s loss is a sign of weakening support for the U.S. across Europe, even in America’s most reliable ally. Blair is generally reckoned to have lost a large number of “middle-class progressive” votes (i.e., Guardian-reading, muesli-eating, electric-car-driving voters) to the Liberal Democrats because of their hostility to the Iraq war.

Posted at 01:59 PM

MY BLISSFUL APRIL, MY FASCINATING MAY [Rich Lowry ]
After watching seven games in October last year that seemed to last a couple of months I resolved not to pay any attention to early-season baseball again. It just seemed silly to get butterflies watching games in April when the Yankees “always” make the post-season. So I blissfully tuned out all the April panic in Yankeeland (how many times have the papers written dire “What's wrong with Rivera” pieces before?). But now I'm fully engaged because the Yankee collapse is so interesting. This isn't just following a team anymore, it's the baseball equivalent of rubbernecking--a fascination with the compellingly awful. I can't wait for Kevin Brown's next start, or Tom Gordon's next relief appearance, or Jason Giambi's next at bat (has anyone ever hit .200 before and had a .400 on-base-percentage?). I can't believe they are really this bad, but, then again, this may be--yes, Shannen--the final collapse of what's left of the Yankee dynasty. Whatever happens, I'll be watching--they've gotten my attention.

Posted at 01:57 PM

ATLANTA... [Rich Lowry ]
...was marvelous. Thanks to everyone for coming, and to Steve at Southern Appeal for bringing the “small batch” bourbon (which the experienced bourbon-sippers among us pronounced excellent).

Posted at 01:24 PM

LOVING ISRAEL -- EXCEPT WHEN IT MATTERS [Mark Krikorian]

I attended the American Jewish Committee annual dinner last night; John Negroponte spoke and, as our chief spy, he naturally said little of substance. What struck me instead was the parade of foreign leaders that always address this dinner -- this time, the foreign ministers of Singapore, Romania, and Chile; in earlier years, the president of Spain, the prime minister of Argentina, et al. And it's always the same: We love the Jews! We love Israel! This from countries that routinely vote against Israel in the UN. The guy from Chile added a twist -- he boasted that the head of his country's public libraries was Jewish. Libraries! How about letting an Arab run the libraries and instead stop singling out the Jewish state in the UN.

Now, for American dignitaries to address an important, politically active constituency is perfectly normal. But the foreigners have flown thousands of miles just to address the event, and you know what's got to be going through their heads: "The Jews run America, so let's go make nice with them." As my charming tablemate said, everyone but the Jews seem to believe the Protocols of the Elders of Zion.


Posted at 09:50 AM

ILLEGAL LOBBYING [Mark Krikorian]
Sometimes slippery slopes really do exist, and we're seeing one in the process of defining deviancy down in immigration, where only "bad" illegal alien criminals are stigmatized, while "good" illegal alien workers are glorified. Well, now how about this--an illegal alien testified before the Wisconsin state legislature this week. This kind of participation of illegals in our political process is no longer unusual, coming on the heels of pro-illegal-alien lobbying by Mexican consular officials across the country. All we need now is someone to introduce a constitutional amendment to allow illegal aliens to run for president.

Posted at 09:49 AM

BIG TENT? [Mark Krikorian]
Rep. Chris Cannon, leader of the high-immigration, loose-borders Republicans in the House, said this week that he didn't think Rep. Tom Tancredo, leader of the low-immigration, tight-borders side, was a real Republican. This is hilarious coming from a post-American like Cannon, a man who has lionized illegal immigration and boasted that he's working to enact the agenda of MALDEF.

Posted at 09:47 AM

RE: NUMBER OF THE BEAST [Jack Fowler]
This news that 616 replaces 666 will have numerous cultural impacts, including and maybe especially for Bingo. When O-66 is called, the lovely ladies ring bells – a tradition to ward off the evil spirits affiliated with the number. Not that the Devil or any evil spirit would mess with Bingo ladies. Now, I guess the bells will have to ring on I-16 and O-61. Trust me: for many seniors this is much more important news than reforming Social Security.

Posted at 09:45 AM

ALEXANDER ON SHARANSKY [Stanley Kurtz]
Gerard Alexander’s first-rate review of Natan Sharansky’s The Case for Democracy is on the cover of the new Claremont Review of Books. Alexander offers very powerful criticisms of the idea that our foreign policy should be organized exclusively around democracy promotion. Yet Alexander rightly points out that U.S. policy is already a good deal more complex than what Sharansky calls for. This review is definitely not a blanket dismissal of Sharansky, or of democracy promotion. But it is an extremely intelligent case for prudence, balance, and patience in pursuit of that larger goal.

Posted at 09:44 AM

MEET HILLARY CLINTON [K. J. Lopez]
She can talk all she wants, but here is where she is at: opposing a bill that would prohibit children from being taken out of state for abortions without a parent's knowledge.

Expect another common-ground-like speech soon, to make sure this positioning is soon forgotten. Expect MSM to cooperate.

Posted at 09:19 AM

WORD OF THE DAY [John J. Miller]
Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia. This is one that I guarantee WFB has never used.

Posted at 09:10 AM

ATLANTA [Warren Bell]
You have to wait for me to stop yawning to see it, but I am still smiling about the NRO shindig last night. What a great time. Everybody lives up to their rep; Jonah is funny and voluble, Ramesh is brilliant, K-Lo is dry and ironic. I could go on, but... yawwwwwwn. And the readers -- smart, interesting, fun, and every so often, completely out of their tree. Thanks for having me.

Posted at 09:08 AM

"THE OTHER MOTHER" [K. J. Lopez]
Keeping in mind the joy and pain of adoption--in a special way, the "China Mommy"

Posted at 09:07 AM

THE DOMINIONISTS, CON'T [Stanley Kurtz]
This AP report by Richard N. Ostling is the most detailed I’ve seen yet about that conference on dominionism and the religious right at CUNY. Ostling does his best to be fair by rightly noting that some conservative Christians have taken their own rhetoric too far of late. But Ostling is clearly put off by the one-sidedness and extremism of this conference. He’s also quaintly shocked that so obviously partisan and political gathering is filled with scholars and sponsored by a university. We’ve heard all the criticisms of the language and political inclination of religious conservatives. Will we now hear indignation against The Rev. Bob Edgar, a former Democratic congressman and general secretary of the liberal National Council of Churches? Edgar strongly favors religious politicking–except by conservative Christians. And Edgar believes that the desire of conservative Christians to have fewer activist judges means that: “This may be the darkest time in our history.” I await mainstream media outrage over Edgar’s dangerous quest for a liberal religious theocracy. Note also that Ostling dismisses the link between the tiny fringe movement of dominionists and mainstream evangelicals.

Posted at 09:04 AM

NUMBER OF THE BEAST [John J. Miller]
A scholar says it's really 616, not 666. Sounds like bad news for the good people of Grand Rapids.

Posted at 09:04 AM

U.K. [K. J. Lopez]
Daniel Johnson's election diary

Posted at 08:50 AM

DROP DEAD, FIDEL. [Jack Fowler]
This is why we love NR – the following paragraph from “The Week” appears in the May 23, 2005 issue:
Fidel Castro reads NR, but he doesn’t learn anything from it. On April 30, he quoted from Otto Reich’s cover story in our April 11 issue, on the partnership between Castro and Venezuela’s strongman Hugo Chávez. (The two were having a summit in Havana.) Reich had written, “With the combination of Castro’s evil genius, experience in political warfare, and economic desperation, and Chávez’s unlimited money and recklessness, the peace of this region is in peril.” According to Reuters, “Castro, 78, read out Reich’s words to a delighted audience in Havana’s Karl Marx Theater.” Delighted, we’re sure — not half as delighted as Cubans will be when the tyrannical old bastard finally meets his reward. Why doesn’t he read out those words, next time he’s in the Karl Marx Theater?
Look, if Fidel Castro reads NR (jefe cubano wants to know what his enemies are up to), surely you too should! Every issue of NR brims with insight, wisdom, and wit – all brilliantly written, and now all available (only through NRO) in a digital version. Get this: if you subscribe to the magazine, I can assure you your copy of the May 23 issue is in the mail – how quickly you actually get it may depend on whether you tipped the mailman at Christmas. But if you subscribe to NR Digital (which comes in PDF, Image, and Text versions), you can access the entire May 23 issue today, at noon. That’s probably a week sooner than you’d get the “paper” copy. And the cost is only $21.95 for a full year, which is nearly a third of the print subscription cost! That’s a HUGE savings for a super-timely, super-convenient fix of conservatism. Go ahead and try the Digital version of NR, which you will find (including a free sample of a recent issue) here.

Posted at 08:48 AM

TEXAS HECKLER'S ARRESTED [Jonathan H. Adler]
Eugene Volokh takes a serious look at the constitutional aspect of arresting Ann Coulter's Texas heckler.

Posted at 08:35 AM

RE: YESTERDAY [K. J. Lopez]
Atlanta was seriously NRO. Smart people saying smart things--readers and writers. And me obsessively working. Jay Nordlinger was moderating our panels and directed a question to me. K-Lo couldn't answer because...she was answering e-mails. (The Duran Duran concert in N.J. is when? Seriously, it was all bizness. Derb was looking over my shoulder.) We all had a good laugh, but man, was I busted (and busted on).

Anyway, thanks to all who came, all who considered coming, and everyone who put up with the constant pitches.

Posted at 08:30 AM

EW [K. J. Lopez]
George Galloway is back in office in the U.K. (Refresher on the Saddam bud here.)

Posted at 06:59 AM

CALLING ALL TIME TRAVELERS [John J. Miller]
Some MIT grad students are hosting a time travelers convention this weekend. Organizers have asked sympathetic members of the public to help advertise the event: "Write the details down on a piece of acid-free paper, and slip them into obscure books in academic libraries!" Specifics here.

Posted at 05:41 AM

ATLANTA REPORT [K. J. Lopez]
Just for the record: He doesn't lie.

Posted at 01:17 AM

IT'S AFTER MIDNIGHT... [K. J. Lopez]
and I just left a bunch of the NR crew still going somewhat strong here in Atlanta. Successful events, delightful people--thanks to everyone who made it or made it happen. Wish you all could have been there.

Posted at 12:43 AM

Thursday, May 05, 2005

HERMAIN CAIN [K. J. Lopez]
just shared how to save Western civ....

Posted at 05:30 PM

DEMANDS FOR DEATH OF AN EDITOR [K. J. Lopez]
in Sudan

Posted at 05:01 PM

FIREWORKS [K. J. Lopez]
Ramesh vs. Derb on Schiavo...

Posted at 04:55 PM

THE BLAST IN NYC THIS MORNING AT THE BRITISH CONSOLATE [K. J. Lopez]
A U.N. employee is being questioned.

Posted at 04:53 PM

WHO KNEW? [K. J. Lopez]
Jonah just shared his secret to meeting girls.

Posted at 04:22 PM

CONFESSION TIME [K. J. Lopez]
Andrew Stuttaford admits his social life is dictated by New York Times mandates...

Posted at 04:20 PM

NOT LOOKING SO HOT [K. J. Lopez]
This goes well with Jim Robbins's piece today on al Qaeda.

Posted at 04:06 PM

"CAMPAIGN OF FILIBUSTERS MUST BE BROKEN" [K. J. Lopez]
Ramesh is giving the talk here in Atlanta the Republican leaders (da president) should be giving....here in the land of Bill Pryor (if he's allowed to stay by the Senate Dems).

Posted at 04:05 PM

SENATOR O'BEIRNE [K. J. Lopez]
Kate reveals her plans for the Republican slot challenging Hillary in 2006 here in Atlanta....

Posted at 03:48 PM

OH NO... [K. J. Lopez]
Derb's about to fight me over something I cut from one of his columns 12 years ago (or more recently). 'Cuse me while I make sure I've got reinforcements.

Posted at 03:44 PM

MOVE OVER, JOHN BOLTON [K. J. Lopez]
Rich Lowry just proposed Zell Miller for U.N. ambassador if Bolton doesn't happen (he will though).

I'm liveblogging from Atlanta, but promise not too much...

Posted at 03:38 PM

OUR MEN [K. J. Lopez]
at work in Iraq.

Posted at 03:36 PM

JUST SO YOU KNOW... [K. J. Lopez]
I'm sitting with the Derb and Stuttaford looking at a bright, happy, smart, attractive crowd at our Atlanta fundraiser.

Posted at 03:21 PM

ELECTION BLOGGING [K. J. Lopez]
do check in with Jim Geraghty, who is over in London.

Posted at 02:30 PM

TELL US WHAT YOU REALLY THINK... [K. J. Lopez]
Dana Milbank: "Tom DeLay sneaks around the Capitol like a fugitive these days..."

Posted at 02:28 PM

MARGARET THATCHER [K. J. Lopez]
writes a letter in support of John Bolton.

Posted at 02:17 PM

LAURA LENO BUSH [K. J. Lopez]
only reminded Margaret Carlson that Carlson doesn't like W.

Posted at 02:02 PM

BE GLAD THE CORNER IS SLEEPY TODAY [K. J. Lopez]
At least it's not tired and tacky.

Posted at 01:58 PM

PEACHES'N'NR [K. J. Lopez]
NR crew has landed in Atlanta...that's all I have to say. Aren't you glad I did?

Posted at 01:54 PM

THE HIGHLIGHT OF CINCO DE MAYO AT THE WHITE HOUSE (ONLY READ IF YOU CAN HANDLE TOTAL W. GROUPIE GUSH) [K. J. Lopez]
was hearing the president address a woman he obviously knew (during the reception mingling time) "Como estas, baby!" Now that's pretty darn cool.

Posted at 09:00 AM

RE ECONOMIC LIBERTY AND THE COURTS [Mark R. Levin]
I would be more than happy to read all the Supreme Court decisions defending economic liberty, post-1937. Where are they? And, here goes -- the fundamental problem with the libertarian approach is its embrace of the judiciary as the institution that will best defend individual liberty, including economic liberty -- as a kind of benevolent Olympian council. But like any oligarchy, ultimately it abuses its power. At this point, any restraint it exercises is voluntary for it need not fear an effective response by the other branches. Indeed, any suggestion of impeachment (a modern day dead-letter, for the most part) or Article III limitations are met with tremendous resistance. It's really quite odd how libertarians embrace such a concentration of authority in the hands of so few -- hoping that only if the right people are appointed to the Court, and enough of them who share their principles, that cause of liberty will be advanced. And it's remarkable that despite 70 years of evidence of the judiciary's lurch to the left, they continue to argue for judicial supremacy. While it's true that the elected branches can often be no better, change and redirection are at least more likely through the ballot box. Not so with lifetime appointed judges. And while it is also true, as our libertarian friends remind us, that states can and do often violate individual rights, a primary strength of federalism is that state decisions are not national decisions. This is a long way to say that I find more similarity between the liberal and libertarian approach than the liberal and conservative approach.

Posted at 08:53 AM

COULTER'S TEXAS HECKLER [Jonathan H. Adler]
Apparently this is what passes for intelligent liberal commentary at the University of Texas. (Note: I'm not defending the arrest, just commenting on the heckler.)

Posted at 08:52 AM

WHO WANTS DRUG WAR? [Jonathan H. Adler]
Apparently the war on drugs had no defenders at CPAC. Details here.

Posted at 08:51 AM

"CENSORED" CLIMATE DEBATE [Jonathan H. Adler]
Are Science and Nature deliberately excluding dissenting voices in the debate over climate change? That's what this Telegraph story suggests.

Posted at 08:51 AM

MANHATTAN MUSIC [K. J. Lopez]
Passed along:
Fr. George Rutler invites you to a concert of music performed by Johannes Somary, on the occasion of the dedication of the Eileen Grady Manning Memorial Organ, at the Church of Our Saviour, 59 Park Avenue (at 38th Street), on Thursday, May 5, at 6 p.m.

Posted at 08:19 AM

THE DEBATE CONTINUES [Jonah Goldberg ]

To be honest I haven't looked at Andrew Sullivan's debate page much. When I get the chance I will respond to his longer stuff (Right now I've got to walk Coz, pack, and head to Atlanta for the Sourthern leg of NRfest '05). But he does have an answer for my post yesterday -- where I suggested that he seemed to be practicing precisely the sort of moral equivalence he was once so eloquent denouncing after 9/11. He says:


I wrote "Christian fundamentalism" not Christianity; and I wrote "open and proud homosexuality", not just homosexuality. I completely agree that the murderous threat of Islamist fundamentalism is far graver than the threat of Christian fundamentalism. (Although it's worth noting that America's recent domestic terrorism has come from the extreme right, and that Erik Rudolph, a Christian fundamentalist terrorist, specifically targeted gays for murder.) But I also believe that the war against Islamic fundamentalism is indeed linked to the struggle against similar extremists within Christianity. We are in a global war for secular society, in which the search for religious truth is and must be protected but religious truth is not and must not be the basis of a political order. The external enemies of such secularism are far worse than the internal ones. But their ultimate mindset remains the same. It has always struck me as odd that some of those most opposed to Islamist fundamentalism are completely untroubled by the Christian variety. Or maybe Hitch and I are the only ones to see a connection.

If Andrew had written anything like this to start, I never would have commented. That's not to say that I agree with it. But it's not what he originally wrote. He wrote:

THE DUTCH CONFLICT: A good friend of mine dares to walk hand in hand with his boyfriend in Amsterdam. Yes, Amsterdam. A "Moroccan-looking" guy with a heavy accent spits at him in the face, mutters something about "f****ing fags", and then a small gang beats him up. His story is here, including a picture of his bloodied face. Hatred of open and proud homosexuals is intrinsic to Islamist fundamentalism, as it is to Christian fundamentalism. The struggle against both is the same one - at home and abroad.

Anyway, as for his response, fine. But I would add that Erik Rudolph is not a trend. He's a man. John Ashcroft -- the poster child for everything Andrew dislikes about the GOP -- very aggressively sought the death penalty for Rudolph and if I recall correctly the "theocrats" didn't object. Meanwhile, it's simply not true that terrorism in America has only come from the extreme right. Yes, there was Oklahoma City (though those nutjobs were hardly Christian fundamentalists, and -- again -- John Ashcroft sought the death penalty to the applause of the supposedly Talibanish GOP). But there was also the Unabomber who was in fact defended -- or at least apologized for -- by some on the respectable left. Moreover, environmental terrorists groups are a real trend in this country. And, I should add, apologists of foreign terror of the Ward Churchill variety far, far, far outnumber anything of the sort on the right.

Oh, I think I should clarify something myself, particularly in response to the pissy post Andrew links to refute me (interesting where Andrew finds allies these days). When I wrote,

"Christian fundamentalism gave birth to the Protestant reformation, individual liberty, the American nation, the modern American university, and the like. This is not a minor distinction either."

I should have been more precise. I was in my own mind referring to the sorts of things Andrew calls Christian fundamentalism -- i.e. conservatism of faith, politics of faith, using faith to reach policy conclusions etc. I was not trying to discuss the historical concept in and of itself. I do understand that what we call Christian fundamentalism has gone through some changes over the years. Though there is no denying that a politics of faith was behind, for example, the founding of most of our leading universities and liberal arts colleges. And if this Duss guy is a stickler for precision when it comes to use of the term, I assume he'll be taking a hatchet to Sullivan's prose any day now. I'd respond more in depth, but Cosmo awaits the park.


Posted at 08:11 AM

I HATE FLYING [K. J. Lopez]
so of course I schedule this piece on the TSA today. All aboard...

Posted at 08:10 AM

OFF WITH A BANG [K. J. Lopez]
Two grenades went off at the British consolate in NYC? Apparently.

Posted at 07:57 AM

CUATRO DE MAYO [K. J. Lopez]
...the president throws a mean Cinco de Mayo fiesta (where I was last noche). (Does the Mexican la casa blanca celebrate Cuatro de July?) Details later...I gotta get a-moving to Atlanta.

Posted at 07:51 AM

HAPPY MAY 5 [John J. Miller]
Happy Cinco de Mayo. Today is not only a Mexican holiday, but the anniversary of one of the greatest defeats in French military history (at the hands of Mexicans, as it happens). See page 124 of this book for details.

Posted at 05:30 AM

I'LL GIVE YOU JETER, A-ROD, AND THOMAS AQUINAS [Warren Bell]
The late Pope John Paul II's trading card is in high demand.

Note to collectors: this is Benedict XVI's rookie season, so this year's card should be extra valuable in the long run. Also, if you got a Cardinal Ratzinger from this year before he called up to the show, that would be pretty special.

Posted at 04:05 AM

PARKER AND STONE [Warren Bell]
Several emails to me pointed out that the creators of "That's My Bush" had pledged to do a show about whoever won the 2000 election, so we might well have had "Blood and Gore" or something more (or perhaps less) clever. Many South Park episodes have been cited to me, all of which sound funny and conservative inasmuch as they are anti-liberal. I think the danger is in embracing something simply because it is anti-liberal -- isn't that the same as the Left rejecting everything that is, for example, pro-religion?

Posted at 04:03 AM

Wednesday, May 04, 2005

PROFESSOR BAINBRIDGE [Ramesh Ponnuru]
thinks I understated the claims of tradition in that post about Oderberg--although he is too kind to call attention to the grammatical error in the quote he uses, which I'll correct now.

Posted at 06:26 PM

ECONOMIC LIBERTY AND THE COURTS [Ramesh Ponnuru]

William Mellor writes: "Without realizing it, liberals and conservatives are working from opposite ends of the political spectrum, under opposing rationales, to reach the same end: expanded government power." Liberals don't care about economic liberty, only "personal" liberty, while conservatives don't want judges overriding legislative decisions, and therefore the courts aren't protecting economic liberty.

It's an interesting argument. I'm not sure how unwitting this collaboration is. Let's say you're a conservative who believes, say, that the Founders did not intend for the federal courts to override (some) state infringements of economic liberty. Wouldn't you be happy that on this point, at least, liberals, for whatever reason, came down in the right place?

I'd have to know a lot more history on this point to venture a judgment about whether that hypothetical conservative is right. But I don't think the argument that Mellor makes--that politicians don't have the proper incentives to protect economic liberties and therefore judges should--works. On his own account, judges don't appear to have felt any incentive to protect economic liberties either.


Posted at 05:09 PM

DAVID ODERBERG [Ramesh Ponnuru]

The fact that his article has received some incredibly stupid responses, as provocative articles sometimes will, does not establish that Oderberg's basic argument is sound. I think it is not, nor are some of the frills on top of it.

Oderberg contrasts the moral views of the late Pope John Paul II with those of our current president. Where the two agree, as on abortion, Oderberg agrees with both of them. Where they disagree, as on war and capital punishment, Oderberg believes Bush's views to be more "traditional" and "defensible" than the pope's.

First of all--and I don't see how anyone could really deny this point--the fact that a particular moral view is "traditional" cannot establish its rightness, even if one judges the tradition of which a view is a part to be generally sound (and even if one therefore gives a particular traditional view a respectful hearing because it is part of that generally sound tradition). Oderberg's references to Aquinas tend to establish that there has been a development of Catholic doctrine on the death penalty, but they don't go anywhere in telling us whether earlier or later views were more defensible.

Second: What the heck does Oderberg mean by this? "Indeed it is somewhat amazing that John Paul seems to have remained so unmoved by the unrelenting violence, sexual decadence, and drug-fuelled vice of modern materialist society (the very society he chastised over and over for its naked greed) as never once to have advocated executing some of the criminals who make contemporary life such a misery for so many people" (emphasis his). Are we to picture JPII saying, "Let me--just this once--say, I really think this guy needs to be fried?" And to regret that it did not happen? And who is Oderberg suggesting that the pope should have come out for executing? Rapists? Drug dealers? Sellers of pornography? The passage sweeps pretty broadly. It's a weird and troubling view of things that imagines that you haven't been truly "moved" by negative social trends until you've been moved to kill people over them.


Posted at 05:01 PM

SO I FORGOT... [Jonah Goldberg ]

Yer right, I posted the subservient chicken last year.


Posted at 04:53 PM

RE: CHICKEN [K. J. Lopez]
Jonah, that site is so last year. In fact, you probably linked to it...circular these timewasters.

Posted at 04:49 PM

RE: CHILL [K. J. Lopez]
Beautiful day in D.C. Time for a drink. Later.

Posted at 04:40 PM

CHILL [K. J. Lopez]
While saying "chill" a little about Laura Bush, I--as an aside--threw in a word for a good book that addresses crass sex in pop culture. Even while I did that I played down that I was worried Mrs. Bush was really a significant part of that trend. (Grand Theft Auto: Vice City worries me. Laura Bush doesn't.) So people are mad at me that I have no sense of humor because I made that small linkage (even while saying it was only tangentally related) and people are mad at me that I did not get upset that Laura made Desperate Housewives jokes. Everyone needs to chill.

Posted at 04:38 PM

BEHOLD [Jonah Goldberg ]
The Subservient Chicken

Posted at 04:34 PM

THE NEW DEMOGRAPHY [Mark Krikorian]
Stanley Kurtz’s mention of his Policy Review article on the implications of falling birthrates provides me an opportunity to shamelessly plug my own article on this subject in the new issue of the Claremont Review of Books, as well as a paper we just released debunking the myth that immigration can “save” Social Security.

Posted at 04:34 PM

THE BRITISH ELECTION [Ramesh Ponnuru]
This analysis strikes me as dead-on.

Posted at 04:34 PM

UNFORTUNATELY NOT A RELATIVE [Mark KRIkorian]
No billionaires in my family!

Posted at 04:32 PM

AGAINST NOSTALGIA [Ramesh Ponnuru]
A number of people have suggested that bringing back the cots might solve the judicial-confirmation mess. The Committee for Justice has posted an old memo from the Senate majority leader's office that explains why it wouldn't.

Posted at 04:27 PM

LICENSES FOR ILLEGALS? [Mark Krikorian]

Congressional negotiators have agreed to keep the Real ID Act in the emergency Iraq appropriations bill, which should be voted on in the House tomorrow and the Senate next week. The most important element seeks to bar illegal aliens from getting drivers licenses. Unfortunately, the version that is likely to pass contains a loophole that would allow states to issue two kinds of drivers licenses--the regular kind, that illegals couldn’t get, and thus would be acceptable for federally mandated uses like boarding airplanes or entering nuclear power plants, and a second version, usually called a “driving certificate,” which wouldn’t require the applicant to prove he’s in the country legally, but which would have to indicate something like “Not for identification purposes" on the front. Of the 11 states that allow illegals to get licenses, Tennessee and Utah already do it this way, and the danger, as I see it, is that this loophole will be taken by the states as a cue from Washington, and we could end up with more and more states doing it, states that otherwise wouldn’t have issued illegals any kind of license at all.

The problem with this approach is twofold: First, any kind of official documentation provided to people who aren’t supposed to be here helps incorporate them into our institutions and is one more step toward amnesty; and second, despite any disclaimers printed on the illegals-only licenses, they will inevitably end up being accepted for identification purposes anyway. This is what we saw in Tennessee, where the certificates say “Not valid for ID” right on the front, but which the state police said from the get-go that they would just accept as ID anyway.

I debated the head of the immigration lawyers guild (“Jihad Jeannie” Butterfield) last night on the NewsHour, and she gave all the usual talking points against the bill, but I don’t understand why the open-borders crowd is fighting it--the two-tier license loophole is their best shot at providing documents for illegals across the country and thus taking a big step toward a de facto amnesty. Maybe they’re just following Jefferson’s advice when Britain transferred Florida back to Spain in 1784--object just enough to make your enemies think you oppose the move, but not enough to stop it, since it’s in your interests to let it continue.


Posted at 04:26 PM

IAN REIFOWITZ [Ramesh Ponnuru]

has written an unintentionally hilarious piece for the New Republic comparing today's Christian conservatives to the "radical multiculturalists" of the 1990s. The latter were threats to "American pluralism," in their day, as Christian conservatives are today. (Wait a second. Weren't the Christian conservatives supposed to be threats to American pluralism back in the early 1990s, too?) I won't linger on the thesis, since it's unassailable--as long as "American pluralism" is identified with New Republic-style liberalism, and Christian conservatism requires a commitment to views that are not held by, say, a majority of opponents of abortion. (Stanley: You'll be delighted to see that the word "dominion" gets mentioned.)

Odder is this passage: "[C]onservative nominees to the bench are not under attack from liberals for holding Christian beliefs; they are under attack for advocating a judicial philosophy that would impose those religious beliefs--on same-sex marriage, on abortion, on stem-cell research--on other Americans" (emphasis his). What world is Reifowitz living in? Where is the judge who has said that he would ban abortion or stem-cell research or same-sex marriage even if the public wanted to allow these things? Justice Scalia hasn't said anything like this. Nor have the mainstream opponents of judicial nominees such as Bill Pryor and Priscilla Owen--until, that is, this weekend, when Mario Cuomo made the same bizarre claims in the Democratic response to the president's radio address. Maybe Reifowitz is getting his information from Cuomo? In reality, the people who want judges to overturn or block democratic decisions in this area are our liberal "pluralist" friends.

The amusing part of the article comes at the end, when Reifowitz explains the strategy for defeating Christian conservatism: "[L]iberals will have to reach out to conservatives who care deeply about pluralism. . . . We are starting to see signs of dissent among Republicans and conservatives, most notably in recent comments by Christie Todd Whitman, Christopher Shays, and John Danforth. (Andrew Sullivan did his part in last week's TNR cover story.) Whitman, a moderate former governor and EPA chief, called her book It's My Party Too. Shays, a member of the House since 1987, commented on March 25 that 'this Republican party of Lincoln has become a party of theocracy.' Danforth, in an eloquent New York Times op-ed on March 30, argued that religious conservatives have 'hijacked' the GOP. 'Republicans,' he wrote, 'have transformed our party into the political arm of conservative Christians. . . . [I]t has become the political extension of a religious movement.' Whitman, Shays, and Danforth should receive support from liberals in these efforts." Oh, they do.

What they don't receive is much support from actual self-described conservatives, who tend to see them as has-beens whose hold on their party was defeated a long time ago.

I wrote two posts about Senator Danforth's op-ed that I may as well link here. I would add that we should resist the devaluation of the word "eloquent" into a word of empty praise for anyone who has said anything with which we agree.)


Posted at 04:23 PM

BILL MAHER [Jonah Goldberg]

Class:


CBS

Late Late Show

May 3, 2005

34:00

Bill Maher: "I think that there is no perspective. People have no perspective, especially about crime. You know, zero tolerance. You know, of course, nobody ever wants to see a child, you know, diddled. That’s just plain wrong. But even the people who are testifying against him, they’re saying that he serviced them. They didn’t service him."

Craig Ferguson: "You don’t have kids, do you, Bill?"

Maher: "No."

Ferguson: "No. I have a son. It makes me crazy, this thing, this Michael Jackson thing. It drives me, the idea of someone touching my kid, I would go, I nearly swore there. I’d go crazy."

Maher: "Very wrong. But, you know, I remember when I was a kid. I was savagely beaten once by bullies in the schoolyard. Savagely beaten. If I had a choice between being savagely beaten and being gently masturbated by a pop star. It’s just me."

Ferguson: "The always controversial Bill Maher, everybody."

Maher: "What? That’s it?"

Ferguson: "Bill Maher. We’ll be right back with Rain Pryor."


Posted at 04:15 PM

ADVANTAGE: [K. J. Lopez]
dogs

Posted at 04:15 PM

SOUTH PARK CONSERVATIVES [Warren Bell]
I just ordered the book (and with Amazon Prime I will be receiving it in two days for no extra shipping charge! The best deal in the world!) so I can't comment in depth, but the whole South Park Con thing strikes me as somewhat off target. Let's not forget that Parker and Stone also created "That's My Bush," the lame Presidential parody sitcom a few years back. I don't know how those guys vote, but as writers they're iconoclasts. Maybe their breakthrough is to realize that the Liberal Media is every bit as much of An Establishment as The Government Controlled By The Man, so they give a comic de-pantsing to the left and the result seems conservative.

As for "South Park" itself, I don't watch it, but I absolutely loved the first thing I ever saw of it, which was Parker and Stone's homemade Christmas special, which I believe was sent around L.A. as a holiday gift by an agent. If you haven't seen it, there's lots of swearing, Jesus and Santa fight to settle things once and for all, and then Brian Boitano shows up and delivers the true meaning of Christmas. It's hilarious and a teensy bit more inappropriate than Laura Bush's joke about... well, I'm blushing so I can't type.

Posted at 04:03 PM

MADNESS [Andrew Stuttaford]
I would have thought that everyone would be in favour of vaccination against the virus mainly responsible for a certain type of cancer. Apparently not.

Posted at 02:16 PM

HORSING AROUND [Andrew Stuttaford]

While everyone gets onto their high horses (so many possible jokes, so little time) over Laura's naughty joke, apostate, heretic, and all-round good guy Robert A. George has the last word:

"Laura Bush: Uniter Not a Divider: Liberals without a sense of humor meet conservatives without a sense of humor. Hijinks ensue!!"


Posted at 01:37 PM

THE WAY OF THE COMMANDOS [ Rich Lowry ]
Meant to note this story from last weekend Times magazine earlier this week: It has eye-opening reporting in it about a very effective Iraqi unit fighting the insurgents. These Iraqis aren't the nicest people--which is what prompts the author, Peter Maas, to give the story a negative spin--but these are the kind of people it pays to have on your side. They are tough as hell, enjoy killing and capturing insurgents, and are good at it. I wouldn't want the U.S. military to behave the way they do (and we should continue to try to teach them Western norms of warfare), but, by Iraqi standards, they are probably pretty mild. The sooner they can relieve our guys from carrying the bulk of the fight in Iraq, the better.

Posted at 01:34 PM

CHEERLEADERS? [Andrew Stuttaford]
Texas legislators are spending time worrying about cheerleaders? Cheerleaders? They must be out of their tiny, tiny, big-government minds. This is something for the schools and parents to worry about. Nobody else.

Posted at 01:28 PM

VIETNAM CONT'D [Jonah Goldberg]

From a reader:

Jonah

Having served with Vietnam Vets (many of them highly decorated) and done extensive research on the war itself, I can assure you that your impression of the Nam was more to the point than Mitchell's.

After Tet of 1968 one fellow told me that the VC could had held a convention of all the remaining VC in the area in a phone booth.

One of my Bttn Commanders, Cruse McCollough, (ex SF, Central Highlands, ex 173rd ABN) messed up the VC in his area so bad that they put a 10 thousand Piaster reward on him. It was never collected, and he steadily messed up VC ops in his Area of Operation. Cruse was/is a hell of a man, and my troops and myself would follow him into the gates of hell itself.

(note: Hes a big, gentle soul, with steel grey eyes and a very gentle polite way of talking and has a Missouri drawl.)

Armored Cavalry units had established such normalcy in civilian areas that the civilians went about their daily routines of fishing and planting rice without VC interferance in a lot of areas.

In short, the "bad guys" were losing the war, we were winning, and then the "bad guys" over here were making us lose the political side of it. And I never forgot that, and I never ever forgave them.

Thats my two cents


Posted at 01:20 PM

SULLIVAN CONT'D [Jonah Goldberg]

From a reader:

Jonah, As you know, I've been a Lesbian for less than 24 hours so I might not be qualified to comment on Sullivan and his views on Christian and Islamic fundamentalism, but I will do it anyway. Andrew ignores the fact that Christians aren't imposing their will on the rest of the world. The truth is, it's the Christians that are under attack from people like Sullivan and groups like the ACLU. As soon as Christians start circumcising non believers, I will start making some comparisons.

Posted at 01:11 PM

A TOWNSEL NON-CORROBORATOR [Rich Lowry]
It has been reported in the press that Kirby Jones, who worked at Burson-Marsteller (a sister company of Meldoy Townsel's direct employer), corroborates her outrageous account of being chased through the hallways by Bolton in Moscow. But that's not what he told the committee. He only says she was “uncomfortable” in Moscow--understandable because she was embroiled in a dispute at the time with her contractor IBTCI about how she had run the office in Bishkek. Here is what Jones says (I've snipped out some irrelevant bits; and excuse the length, but this stuff tends not to get reported anywhere else):
Q Are you aware of any contacts that she had with John Bolton?

MR. JONES: Well, at the time, I don't remember every having a contact with John Bolton. I don't remember ever having a contact. I mean, Melody is very descriptive, and the stories were going around, and can I remember one story or another, no, but she felt extremely uncomfortable, and I think that's probably a slight understatement, in that whole situation.

Q: Did people, as those stories would go around, I assume you're meaning, in Moscow.

MR. JONES: And in Washington.

Q: Do you know anybody who said, did you hear anybody say, particularly contemporaneously with these events, "That's just nuts," or any kind of question, question the stories? Did people accept them?

MR. JONES: The quick answer is I don't remember how people reacted. …

Q: So, did you hear the stories about this from Melody while you were in Moscow, or --

MR. JONES: That I don't remember. But probably when I got home, because I don't know when I left, but I probably left shortly after the meeting.

Q: But it sounds like she must have said this to a bunch of people if there's all these rumors flying around.

MR. JONES: Well, it's a very small community, at least with our -- we didn't have that many people involved and it was not the normal sort of thing that happens every day or every week, and Melody is colorful at times, and talks to people, and so it was around.

Q: Can you tell us what you remember hearing?

MR. JONES: No. I just remember hearing that she felt very uncomfortable, and didn't like her situation and was asking for help and how do we solve it, how do I get myself out of this, and --

Q: Asking for help regarding -- ?

MR. JONES: No, just more in terms of her own personal situation, what's going on, it's very uncomfortable, I don't know what's going to happen, I mean, she's still over there.

Q: It's very uncomfortable because of her contractor? In other words, it seems I've gone -- I'm paraphrasing -- in other words, I've gone behind my contractor's back to AID, my contractor is now not very happy . . . .is she uncomfortable with her professional situation?

MR. JONES: No, more personal situation.

Q: Because she's stuck in a hotel and doesn't know where her next job is?

MR. JONES: Part of that, yeah.

Q: What's the other part?

MR. JONES: And just being uncomfortable in this situation of this controversy.

Q: Do you remember talking to her specifically about her contacts with John Bolton?

MR. JONES: No, I don't remember. I've tried to remember, but I can't remember whether, and if she did, and mentioned it to me, I've certainly forgotten.

Q: Well is this discomfort you're reporting related to her interactions with John Bolton, or the situation more generally.

MR. JONES: That immediate, specific situation. In other words, her discomfort had nothing to do with her professional life, or her professional desire to stay in that area of the world and do that work. She felt uncomfortable during that, this particular episode and this conflict, if you'd call it that, was making her very uncomfortable.

Q: But was it just the conflict with her employer and with IBTCI, or was it also specific to John Bolton?

MR. JONES: That I can't, that would be unfair of me to pin it down. The only thing I can remember is she's a single, young woman out there, she's having problems with Matt Friedman, she's having problems with IBTCI, she doesn't know where she's going to go next, and she's stuck in the Aerostar Hotel in the middle of Moscow.

Posted at 01:07 PM

WHAT A SHAME [Jonah Goldberg]

Andrew Sullivan writes:

Hatred of open and proud homosexuals is intrinsic to Islamist fundamentalism, as it is to Christian fundamentalism. The struggle against both is the same one - at home and abroad.

I'm sorry. But:

1. Even if hatred of homosexuality were intrinsic to Islamist and Christian fundamentalism, the fight against Islamic fundamentalism isn't about homosexuality. It's just not and no matter how much you care about the issue, it won't ever be.

2. Islamic fundamentalism and Christian fundamentalism aren't the same thing. They can both be "bad" but that doesn't mean they are the same. Depending on what you mean by Christian fundamentalism, I don't think it's bad. I certainly don't think it's bad if you go by Andrew's expansive use of the phrase. But even if I did, I would recognize some important differences between the two. Like: Christian fundmentalists have not constructed a grand theological construct to justify mass murder in the modern era. No followers of Jerry Falwell are suicide bombers. This is not a minor distinction. Christian fundamentalism gave birth to the Protestant reformation, individual liberty, the American nation, the modern American university, and the like. This is not a minor distinction either.

3. Writing things like this makes it nearly impossible to defend Sullivan from the charge that he lets homosexuality color his perceptions of every other argument and issue.

Addendum: It occurs to me that a charitable explanation of Sullivan's statement is that he's trying to persuade liberals -- gay or otherwise -- to understand the threat from Islamic fundamentalism in terms they can appreciate. Alas, Andrew's recent diatribes against fundamentalism don't really jibe with this interpretation. And, besides that wouldn't absolve the slander or inaccuracy.


Posted at 12:42 PM

CAN YOU SAY DAMNED IF DO, DAMNED IF YOU DON'T? [Rich Lowry]
I love this bit from the Kessler piece:
...none of those officials who angered Bolton were punished, and in fact they were often promoted, the interviews show. With the exception of the Westermann case, Bolton's complaints were directed at the officials' superiors, who either rejected Bolton's concerns or ran interference within the State Department.

Democratic aides say Bolton's failure to win support for his efforts to reassign lower-level officials demonstrates his lack of judgment. They say his actions may have had a chilling effect on the behavior of analysts and other aides, though they have not found evidence of that.
If Bolton had actually gotten any of these people re-assigned we would never hear the end of it and it would be evidence of just what a freakishly intimidating bully he is. But if none of them were reassigned, well, gosh, that too just shows how utterly unsuited Bolton is for the job of UN ambassador. What a joke.

Posted at 12:00 PM

BOLTON [Jonah Goldberg]

Yeah, I had the same reaction to that piece in the Post today.

It seems to me the anti-Bolton forces are in trouble. The whole essence of the serial abuser charge is the serial part. It seems like the anti-Bolton Dems can't come up with a real, clear, pattern of dubious or irresponsible behavior. If the Dems accusation were true it still wouldn't merit disqualifying him, but it would certainly be easier to prove.


Posted at 12:00 PM

CAT MAN'S WEBSITE [Jonah Goldberg ]

Worth a gander.

By the way, as a couple readers have noted, this guy says he's transforming himself into a tiger in accord with his Indian heritage. But, uh, since when are tigers indigenous to the Michigan region?


Posted at 11:56 AM

GLENN KESSLER V. DOUGLAS JEHL [Rich Lowry ]
If you want a stark demonstration of the difference between fair reporting and ax-grinding check out the difference in how the Washington Post's Glenn Kessler and the New York Times' Douglas Jehl handled the latest Bolton transcripts. The headline of the Post piece captures the spirit of Kessler's piece accurately, “Senate Staff Interviews Show More Nuanced Image of Bolton.” For instance, Jehl only quoted the seemingly damning bits from former intelligence official Alan Foley's testimony (headline: "3 Ex-Officials Describe Bullying by Bolton"). Kessler has the honesty to report the exculpatory parts, e.g. that Bolton was “complimentary” of his analysts and that the negotiation with Bolton was “normal.” The Kessler piece just might be the beginning of a turning point in the conventional wisdom over Bolton.

Posted at 11:51 AM

WHO ARE WE TO JUDGE? [Jonah Goldberg ]

It's part of who he is.

I'm sure Rich -- cat guy that he is -- would give this cat guy a job.

Looking freakishly like a tiger has gotten Dennis "Cat" Avner lots of attention. But it hasn't paid many bills.

That's one reason why Avner is leaving the tiny East County community where he has lived for six years and moving to Washington state. There's not much demand in San Diego County for a computer and electronics technician with tattooed stripes on his face and fangs in his mouth.

Avner, 46, began his transformation 25 years ago, undergoing up to a dozen surgeries. He offers a simple explan