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CAN YOU TORTURE A BOOK? [John Podhoretz] Anybody notice that the debate over American conduct at Gitmo has moved from the question of whether detainees were tortured to the question of whether a book was tortured? Granted, we are talking about a holy book. But it is an inanimate object, no? Posted at 05:16 PM MUDVILLE GAZETTE WITH SOME PERSPECTIVE [K. J. Lopez] on Iraq. Posted at 04:40 PM THE NERVE OF SOME PEOPLE! [Cliff May] Three Saudi reformers have been sentenced to prison for being reformers. They signed a petition asking for an elected parliament and a constitutional monarchy. As a result, “Ali al-Demaini, Abdullah al-Hamed and Matrouk al-Faleh were sentenced on May 15 to nine, seven and six years of imprisonment respectively.” Details are here. Thanks goodness for Amnesty International. I’m sure they’ll have these guys out on bail in no time. If not, I’m sure they’ll be demanding that Saudi leaders be arrested in foreign countries, just as they’ve said Americans should be arrested in foreign countries. Don’t you think? Posted at 04:28 PM VA PARTIAL BIRTH LAW FALLS [Jonathan H. Adler] The U.S. Court of Appeals for the Fourth Circuit upheld a district court ruling invalidating Virginia's partial-birth abortion law. SCOTUSBlog has the details here. I would expect Virginia to seek en banc and/or Supreme Court review. Posted at 04:24 PM AMNESTY STILL DOESN'T GET IT [Jonathan H. Adler] More from that once-respected human rights organization (via the NYT): LONDON, June 3 - An official of Amnesty International said Friday that the term gulag in its annual report to describe the United Stateys prison camp at Guantánamo Bay, Cuba, was chosen deliberately, and she shrugged off harsh criticism of the report by the Bush administration.The issue is not that Amnesty criticized U.S. treatment of Gitmo detainees. Insofar as there have been abuses -- and it appears there have -- U.S. officials are worthy of criticism, but as many others have already note, the Gulag comparison is offensive and wrong. Posted at 04:23 PM HYSTERICAL HARKIN [Jonathan H. Adler] Robert Novak reports on some outrageous comments by Senator Tom Harkin: Harkin, appearing on liberal Randi Rhodes's national radio talk show, became animated as he said of Owen: "This is not a person to put on the bench for a lifetime appointment. This person is wacko! She's wacko!" Posted at 04:22 PM FOLKS IN SPAIN [K. J. Lopez] protest against the government negotiating with terrorists. Posted at 04:20 PM WELL, MY WEEKEND IS SHOT [K. J. Lopez] AP: "Saddam Hussein's morale has plummeted as the gravity of the war crimes charges he faces sinks in, the judge who will oversee his trial said, and an Iraqi regarded as a top terror leader was arrested Saturday in northern Iraq." Posted at 04:17 PM GITMO: DO THE MATH [John Podhoretz] If the facility at Guantanamo Bay has a prisoner-to-prison-guard ratio anywhere near the ratio in the prison field in general, there is one guard for every five prisoners. That means, with some 600 prisoners, there are more than 100 prison guards, and that doesn't include however many interrogators there are. And surely, in the course of that time, there has been a guard rotation or two, which would suggest there have been several hundred guards and interrogators at work at Gitmo. In the space of more than three years, according to the Pentagon, there are three confirmed incidents in which the Koran was desecrated, the worst being an occasion when it was kicked. The person who kicked the Koran was kicked out of Gitmo. No Koran was stuffed in the toilet, as Newsweek had falsely alleged. Indeed, according to Pentagon investigators, there were 15 instances in which the Koran was defiled by Muslim prisoners. What does this tell us? It tells us that, after these revelations, it would be profoundly dishonest for anyone to say that such conduct was either typical or condoned or part of the interrogation techniques used there. But many people will say precisely this, just as they will claim Newsweek was somehow vindicated because there was an incident in which urine splashed onto a Koran through an air vent. And you know why they will say it? Because, for various reasons -- from ideological hostility to the United States to a desire to keep themselves at a distance from the Bush administration -- they want to believe it. Posted at 08:57 AM WARREN... [K. J. Lopez] ...I'd be worried if too many people e-mailed you on Friday night! End of week fun, sleep, catching up, letting the kids stay up late, etc. Life isn't The Corner, just substantial portions of it. Posted at 01:55 AM ROMNEY ON THE ABORTION CONTROVERSY [K. J. Lopez] In New Hampshire Friday night, explains the past and present, implies the future: "I am opposed to abortion, but I indicated that I would maintain the laws as they exist in Massachusetts, and I've done exactly that. That's been my promise and continues to be my promise," he said. Posted at 01:53 AM I ASKED, AND CORNER READERS LISTENED [Warren Bell] Only three people wrote to give me a hard time about Ferris. One wrote to say Breakfast Club is better than Sixteen Candles. Kind of makes me think all this worry about certain topics generating too much mail is silly. Anyway, what's a holodeck? Posted at 01:49 AM THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO FEMINISM [K. J. Lopez] Judith Christ? Posted at 01:47 AM KORAN@GITMO [K. J. Lopez] Michelle Malkin keeps reading. Posted at 01:41 AM Friday, June 03, 2005 WARREN.... [Jonah Goldberg] Just curious: What do you think about: Drug legalization, libertarians, Ayn Rand, the holodeck,m intelligent design or the gas tax? Hint: Answer carefully. Posted at 11:33 PM OF COURSE [K. J. Lopez] When one tries to catch up on responding to e-mails at the end of the week, half of them bounce back. That's my real excuse for why you didn't get an answer from me. You all know who you are. Try again tomorrow! G'Night. Posted at 08:19 PM FEMINISTS VS. ROMNEY [K. J. Lopez] The Boston uproar continues: STATE HOUSE, BOSTON, JUNE 3, 2005…[subscribers only] Reacting to a magazine report that Gov. Mitt Romney has been “faking it as a pro-choice friendly,” female Democratic state lawmakers Friday demanded that Romney make clear his stance on women’s reproductive rights.You'd think those feminists would be warm to Romney...but that would be assuming their top priority weren't keeping abortion legal and always accessible. Posted at 08:11 PM SPEAKING OF [K. J. Lopez] Erica Jong... Posted at 07:35 PM BRINKLEY NO REAGANITE [Steven Hayward] Appropo Tim Graham's observations and Jay's Impromptu remarks, Doug Brinkley's new embrace of Reagan threatens to give opportunism and hackery a bad name. His Jimmy Carter book, The Unfinished Presidency, includes every possible anti-Reagan slur imaginable. But then, when Reagan's popularity began to rise a few years ago, Brinkley turns up at the Reagan library hoping to be blessed to write a new official biography to make up for Morris's botch job, and he got all the way to Nancy Reagan before cooler heads prevailed. Now this nonsense. I was on Kudlow and Cramer with Brinkley a couple years ago, and I made a remark in praise of Reagan's "evil empire" speech, whereupon Brinkley broke in to say that there were a lot of conservatives at the time who didn't like it. He must not handle his mint juleps well down there in New Orleans. Posted at 07:24 PM DON'T CALL MARK FELT A HERO [K. J. Lopez] Ben Stein does not hold back on Deep Throat. Posted at 07:21 PM SUPPLY YOUR OWN [K. J. Lopez] cheese-eating surrender-monkey headline. Posted at 07:08 PM H-BOMB [K. J. Lopez] I just took a look after sparing myself for a while--I was losing patience and was utterly bored by the John Bolton video at the top of the page for however long she had it up (2 days?). Now she has a link to Media Matters as one of the near-top links. Readers have been imploring me to stop linking to the H-Bomb. I think I can probably make you happy there--the novelty of watching the Left be way too honest is just getting boring. And I really need a drink in my hand oftentimes to listen to Bill Maher or Erica Jong. And we just don't have a budget for my in-office bar at the moment. Posted at 06:58 PM WEIRD [K. J. Lopez] Mitt Romney has to go to Harvard to get an alumni award next weekend. It was Harvard in part driving the embryonic-stem-cell/cloning issue in Mass. Harvard which has an oh-so wonderful record when it comes to "Brave New World" type issues. Posted at 06:50 PM DOUG BRINKLEY'S REAGANITES [Tim Graham] I've been fussing in the office this week about "popular historian" Douglas Brinkley trying to wipe off the stain of his Kerry-campaign hack book Tour of Duty (which should have been called "Tour of Corrections") by doing a book boosting the boys of Pointe Du Hoc, and praising Reagan's D-Day speech honoring them in 1984. Reagan's on the cover of U.S. News this week, and Jay Nordlinger put the lie to Brinkley's centering pose today by quoting this sentence: “Even though Reaganites tried to pretend for political purposes that the Vietnam War was a morally justified crusade, in their heads and hearts they knew better.” Bravo, Jay! Posted at 06:44 PM SERVER SHUTDOWN? [Warren Bell] There were no posts in 3+ hours? Chaka!! Put down the giant strawberry! Posted at 06:38 PM MORE DISCOVERIES IN IRAQ [K. J. Lopez] "Gross human rights violations" Posted at 06:32 PM IRAQI WMD? [Cliff May] “[M]aterial that could be used to make biological or chemical weapons … has been removed from 109 sites in Iraq, U.N. weapons inspectors said in a report obtained Thursday.” Does this mean that while Saddam didn’t have any Weapons of Mass Destruction, he did have the materials to make Weapons of Mass Destruction? In which case, there was never any reason for concern, right? Posted at 06:28 PM HA! AN E-MAIL ON MY DISLIKE OF THE BREAKFAST CLUB [K. J. Lopez] "Snoozer? Only because you probably never were sent to detention, were you?" Posted at 06:25 PM THE FASCISM OF FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF [K. J. Lopez] I see a book in your future, Warren. I can't believe you just went there though. On The Breakfast Club, though, right on, Bell. Posted at 06:21 PM HESITANTLY [Warren Bell] I will venture my opinion on Breakfast Club, but only if everyone promises not to email. (I mean it. You know who you are.) Breakfast Club is a disaster. A bad bad movie. Overwrought self-important garbage, and a huge letdown from the shimmering delight of Sixteen Candles. ButnotasbadasFerrisBuellerwhichisamovieaboutfascism - no emails no emails no emails!!! Posted at 06:20 PM THE MOST INTERESTING/DISTURBING THING I LEARNED AT THE BOOK EXPO [K. J. Lopez] was how much obscenely longer the line to get Candace Bushnell's John Hancock on a book was than the line for Oscar Madison. So I said hi to Oscar from The Corner. Posted at 06:16 PM I WENT TO THE ALL-EXCITING BOOK EXPO ACROSS TOWN [K. J. Lopez] and now see The Corner has taken a siesta! Posted at 06:10 PM KNEE-JERK BUT TRUE? [K. J. Lopez] A reader, responding to a post: re: Can a headline ever report new jobs without dismissing them? Posted at 01:32 PM FLIRTING WITH A MAN FROM MASS. [K. J. Lopez] Just for the record, I did not write the table of contents text to the Romney piece by JJM that's the cover story in the new NRODT: i.e. I'm not the only one who noticed the completely superficial here besides the fair and right. The text: Mitt Romney, the handsome governor from Massachusetts, will decide this fall whether to run for reelection in 2006 or president in 2008. If he aims high, he could become the most prominent governor (or recent ex-governor) in the GOP field. But he'll need to catch a break from conservatives who possess an instinctive wariness of anything emanating from the land of Kennedy, Dukakis, and Kerry. Their skepticism is well warranted -- but Romney also deserves a fair hearing. Posted at 01:31 PM NEW SAT QUESTION ROCKS MY WORLDVIEW [K. J. Lopez] Think carefully about the issue presented in the following excerpt and assignment below: Posted at 01:30 PM 80S MOVIE QUESTION [K. J. Lopez] I thought Breakfast Club was a snoozer. Is that a bad good movie or just a bad bad movie? Posted at 01:15 PM HOW FEMALE [K. J. Lopez] is your brain? Posted at 12:39 PM MY TAKE ON JOBS [Larry Kudlow] On the surface, today’s 78,000 increase in nonfarm payroll jobs looks weaker than expected in the May jobs report. But surface conclusions are often misleading. The household survey, from which the 5.1 percent unemployment rate is derived, supplied 376,000 new workforce entrants. Over the past three months the household survey has increased by an average of 444,000 per month compared to 158,000 for the established business count. According to Bear Stearns economist John Ryding, on a payroll-adjusted basis (excluding self-employment and adjusting for multiple job holders), household employment rose 210,000 in May and has averaged 372,000 per month over the last three months. So there’s still a good deal of labor-market strength despite today’s headline weakness. Year-to-date non-farm payrolls are averaging 180,000 per month, on track to deliver 2.2 million new jobs this year, the same total as 2004. Households, on the other hand, are tracking year-to-date at a 2.6 million annual rise, much stronger than last year’s 1.7 million total. Meanwhile, wage gains for non-supervisory workers have increased 2.6 percent over the past twelve months. However, worker earnings when measured more broadly are actually much stronger. Compensation per hour in the non-farm sector increased 3.9 percent over the past year. In the non-financial corporate sector, hourly comp registered a whopping 7 percent annual gain. Total wages and salaries from all sources are rising about 7.5 percent. So, at a low 5.1 percent unemployment rate, the U.S. workforce is experiencing significant income gains. Though mainstream economists and reporters pay scant attention to the fiscal-policy influence on jobs and incomes, the fact remains that since President Bush’s supply-side tax cuts went into effect in mid-2003, non-farm payrolls have grown by 3.5 million with household employment gaining 3.9 million. Unemployment has dropped to 5.1 percent from 6.3 percent. Average quarterly growth in real GDP has advanced by 4.4 percent annually. The economic power of lower marginal tax rates on household incomes and capital formation is still misunderestimated, to re-coin a phrase. Posted at 12:34 PM "PAYROLLS GROW BY JUST 78,000 IN MAY" [K. J. Lopez] Can a headline ever report new jobs without dismissing them? Posted at 12:03 PM NEWSWEEK: THE POPE IS PERVERSE [Tim Graham] Newsweek's Jonathan Alter confidently predicts that embryo-destroying stem cell research will be a killer issue (pun intended) for the Democrats in 2006: "Only Bush bitter-enders and the pope are in the perverse position of valuing the life of an ailing human being less than that of a tiny clump of cells no bigger than the period at the end of this sentence." Posted at 11:48 AM RE: TRANSGENDERED DOLPHINS AND THINGS [K. J. Lopez ] That episode reminded me why I don't like the term "South Park Conservative." It's the same reason I get annoyed at Rod Dreher's "Crunchy Con" thesis (as our friend Rod knows). Conservatives can eat organic and—shocking as it may be—can be pretty darn funny. Neither makes us anomalies. Conservatism is about ideas, but it's not a lock-step army, with dress and behavior codes. (I think Warren gets this right here.) If, in the end, "South Park Conservatives" and "Crunchy Cons" make more people realize conservatives are people too—i.e. most of red America—cool, fine. But my worry has always been these unnecessary labels and things just further ghettoize and stereotype. This goes back to why I get annoyed every time I see another "conservative beat" story by David Kirkpatrick in the NYTimes. We're not an alien species. Just cover politics, etc., and the Right will fit in in that beat. Posted at 11:33 AM WHERE'S THE BATHROOM FOR THE TRANSPECIED? DOLPINS HAVE RIGHTS, TOO, YOU KNOW. I'M A LAWYER, I KNOW. [K. J. Lopez ] RE: Team America. Warren's wife could handle it. Derb's couldn't. A few days ago I caught a South Park rerun. Ridiculously funny but ridiculously crass as it tends to be--if you've seen the transgendered dolphin episode you know what I mean: the kid exploding and why he exploded was more than I needed to think about. So, despite many encouraging me to see it, I've steered clear so far from TA. And maybe I'm not a South Park conservative, and still manage to very obviously exude hipness. Posted at 11:27 AM MEANS AND MEDIANS [Jonah Goldberg] From a reader (and Poli Sci Prof): I know you don't actually care, but you were almost certainly right the first time. Posted at 11:19 AM PROMISING IDEA [Jonah Goldberg] From a reader: start calling the web guy, Chakah. that will teach him a lesson. Posted at 11:18 AM RE: WARNINGS UNHEEDED [K. J. Lopez] Cute, Warren. And deadly dangerous. Posted at 11:14 AM WARNINGS UNHEEDED [Warren Bell] Sorry, Jonah and K-Lo, I didn't have time to read what you said about topics that generate lots of mail, as I am polishing up a post about science fiction. I think it's a second-rate form of literature, don't you? Posted at 11:13 AM WOODWARD & BRADLEE, ETC. [Michael Ledeen] I sometimes lecture on "journalism," and much of that talk consists of excerpts from All the President's Men by Woodward and Bernstein. In that book, they admit to a wide range of unethical and illegal behavior, from tampering with a grand jury to illegally obtaining and using private telephone records (a kind of private Patiot Act for the "Post"). Then I read from a section (pp. 184-192) in which they discuss an unhappy event. They had written that grand jury testimony had fingered Haldeman as a conspirator in "Watergate". Ron Ziegler, Nixon's press secretary, had violently denied it. Woodstein went back to their sources, and concluded they had been deceived. The story was wrong. Then (pg 192): "The reporters said (to Bradlee, their editor) they were virtually certain that Sloan must not have given testimony about Haldeman before the grand jury. Woodward suggested writing that much, at least, and acknowledging their error." No way, said Bradlee..."Bradlee then turned to his typewriter...after a number of false starts, he issued the following statement: "We stand by our story." And there's a footnote: "He was later to recall: 'I issued two statement in that one year...Geez, what options did I really have? ...I can remember sitting down at the typewriter and writing about thirty statements and then sort of saying, "F**k it, let's go stand by our boys." ' " Which is why I have no heroes in this saga... Posted at 11:11 AM ERRRANT WATERGATE THOUGHTS [Cliff May] Today, I’m pleased to say, there could be no repetition of Watergate. Two reasons: 1) The DNC is no longer housed in a hotel suite, it’s now in a multi-million dollar building, professionally guarded. This, of course, is the result of decades of congressional campaign finance reform – taking the money out of politics. 2) With the DNC led by Howard Dean, who would be stupid enough to believe there was any information at the DNC headquarters worth stealing? Posted at 11:05 AM WASTED OPPORTUNITY [Jonah Goldberg] From a reader: Re: WARREN, WARREN, WARREN Me:Hey, if you want a candidate for hazing, a few weeks ago I was IMing with our webguy and I referenced the G-File. He asked if that's what I call my column archives. If you listen carefully, you can still hear a distinct "whack" sound from the NRHQ storeroom and his baleful cries "Thank you sir! may I have another?" Posted at 10:53 AM "HOLY 6:07AM POST, BATMAN" [Jonah Goldberg] From a reader:
Posted at 10:50 AM BROOKE SHIELDS P.S. [K. J. Lopez] Another active name, of course. Posted at 10:34 AM IT'S RAINING JUDGES? [K. J. Lopez] Some new stuff up on Bench Memos. Posted at 10:16 AM E-MAILS [K. J. Lopez] Jonah: You forgot computers: Mac vs. anything else. Unbearable flow. NEVER GO THERE, WARREN. Also, anytime you bring up Rick Santorum, left and right go nutty. Posted at 10:13 AM WARREN, WARREN, WARREN [Jonah Goldberg] Ah, young grasshopper....you think 78 overnight emails is a lot? Try dissing engineers while making a basic math error: guaranteed 200 emails. Make jokes about the Red Chinese leadership leaving menus under your door or how they want to eat your dog: 400 emails, sure thing. And then there are some issues -- Ann Coulter, Mecca, etc -- which have no known upper limit of emails they can generate. These are just some of the things you learn from trial and error around here. Posted at 10:09 AM GOOD-BAD SONGS [Shameless] Can anyone say Heartbeat? I'm Looking for a Heartbeat? Heartbeat. Heartbeat... Posted at 10:04 AM TWO MORE... [Jonah Goldberg] Outstanding good-bad movies: Extreme Prejudice and Uncommon Valor. Posted at 09:36 AM WHAT'S WITH [Warren Bell] the big blue ball? Hat tip: emailer Bruce. Posted at 09:34 AM SPEAKING OF GROSS POINTE BLANK & CUSACKS [K. J. Lopez] Joan Cusack is underappreciated, starting with Sixteen Candles on down to School of Rock and Raising Helen (and Toy Story!) Posted at 09:30 AM BETTER OFF CUSACK [Shannen Coffin] Though this is a dangerous discussion to wade into when I am trying to get some real work done today, I have to come to the unsolicited aid of JPod. The Sure Thing is brilliant comedy, and one of the more quotable movies of my generation. ("Repre-essed!"). But I'd go one further and stick up for all of the John Cusack movies of that era--Better off Dead, for instance, is a very low budget high comedy. Cusack is one of the more underrated comic actors out there. More recently, his take on an assassin with questions about his career choice in Gross Pointe Blank was terrific stuff. Posted at 09:27 AM I'M NOT ANGRY [Warren Bell] I had a pretty firm policy of answering all my NRO email. Sometimes just a line or two, but I remember that feeling of sending a note off into the ether to someone and just never knowing whether or not it was even seen. I wanted folks to know I read what they had to say, and so often I really did appreciate the effort it took to write me. And now you movie nerds have ruined it. I can't personally respond to the 78 emails I came home to last night. Sorry, but this will have to do: I'm glad you agree with me on Tombstone. "Wyatt Earp's coming and Hell's coming with me!" is a great line. Dana Delany is kind of pretty, but seriously bad in that movie. I'll give Big Trouble in Little China a try. Buckaroo Banzai is wacky fun, but not really good at all. Remo Williams was okay, if I'm thinking of the right movie. Red Dawn is cool, I was kidding. Karate Kid? Posted at 09:26 AM WESTERN WELFARE [Stanley Kurtz] The Western welfare state is going down. Here’s Tom Friedman’s take. Naturally, Friedman’s emphasis is on globalization. But demographics make a very interesting appearance in this piece. Compare the attitude to work of an aging population with the attitude of a relatively young population. If this contrast looks significant now, just wait a decade. True, fertility rates are declining steeply even in Third World countries like India. But it will take a generation or two before they reach Western levels. In the meantime, we’re going to see the effect outlined by Friedman multiplied on a huge scale. Posted at 09:24 AM EUROPEAN EARTHQUAKE [Stanley Kurtz] Here’s an interesting essay from someone at The Economist who’s been reading conservative American blogs. In fact the piece is partly addressed to America’s conservatives. The argument is that, except for the self-satisfied chortling of America’s anti-EU right, the United States has mistakenly ignored the big events in Europe. A European union is not a military or foreign policy threat to America, says The Economist. On the contrary, it could be a powerful ally--especially if the EU really did take up the “ultra-liberal” economic policies favored by the United States and Britain. America shouldn’t rejoice in the EU’s dilemma, the Economist says. It should quietly help to nudge Europe toward the free market policies that the anti-EU left so fears. I do think America is paying too little attention to the earthquake in Europe. As The Economist suggests, that’s partly due to our mistaken sense that Europe doesn’t matter any more. Yet I suspect that much of our silence is due to the awkwardness of the European dilemma for America’s liberals. Just now, the American left is engaged in an ultimately doomed effort to protect our out-of-control entitlements. They don’t dare directly identify themselves with Europe’s anti-EU left, but they can’t bring themselves to condemn the European left either. Mostly, America’s liberals would just like the awkward comparison with Europe’s failing welfare state to disappear. Sure, it would be great to see Europe adopt free market reforms. But it’s tough for American conservatives to get excited about a union where undemocratic elites work to impose the dogmas of the cultural left on their continent–and ours. Some American conservatives might want to see Europe “absorb” Turkey. For many others, however, that is not a wise objective. Democracy, the nation-state, and some modicum of inherited cultural tradition still seem like good ideas to most American conservatives. The EU threatens all that. And with America’s liberal elites enchanted by Europe’s post-nationalism, it’s welfare state, it’s sixties inflected culture, it’s undemocratic legal stratagems, and its pacifism, conservatives are not going to get excited about the European Union any time soon. Maybe if Europeans themselves begin to point their ambitions in a different direction, that will change. Posted at 09:17 AM IF THE FRENCH CAN DO IT, WHY NOT THE IRANIANS? [Rachel Z. Friedman] “My interest is not in why the French people turned down the new EU treaty…but rather the fact they had the opportunity to do so,” writes Akbar Atri, a student leader of the Iranian referendum movement, on The American Spectator’s website. Posted at 09:01 AM LITTLE TOM CRUISE MONKEYS JUMPING ON THE COUCH [John Podhoretz] Brooke Shields is going after Tom Cruise at the right time. I happened to be watching his unbelievable "I love Katie Holmes" performance onOprah the other week and I began the countdown to his eventual starring role on CSI: Medicine Hat. In past years, when Cruise was represented by a brilliant PR executive named Pat Kingsley, there would be these moments when uncomfortable rumors would swirl around him. Just then, he would appear out of nowhere and pull somebody from a burning car or save somebody from a carjacking. This is not a joke. But he fired Pat Kingsley, and now he's leaping up and down on Oprah's couch and insulting women with post-partum depression because they take medication. Memo to Cruise: Go hire an extra, stage a drive-by shooting and rescue somebody. But quick. Posted at 08:59 AM THE END OF “UNDERREPRESENTATION”—AND AFFIRMATIVE ACTION? [Roger Clegg] There’s an article in The Chronicle of Higher Education about two recent government reports that document the increase in minority and female enrollment at universities. Women and Asians are, we already knew, considerably “overrepresented” (that is, their share of the university population is much greater than their share of the general population). African Americans are not “underrepresented” anymore either, since as of 2003 they made up 13 percent of college students--versus 10 percent in 1993--the same or perhaps even a little more than their percentage of the general population. And “Hispanic students made the biggest gains in that decade,” says the article, up to 10 percent from 4 percent (but still below their general population share, which is now just slightly ahead of blacks). Now, one must be careful in how one uses these numbers. For instance, the fact that Hispanics may still appear to be “underrepresented” does not take into account the fact that fewer Hispanics than other groups graduate from high school, a prerequisite to attending most colleges. On the other hand, the fact that you are enrolled in college doesn’t mean that you will graduate from college (the chances are only about 50-50). On the third hand, not all colleges are equal. On the fourth hand—well, you get the idea. Still, the numbers do tend to show how untenable it has become to assert that racial preferences are necessary to ensure equal access to higher education in this country. And, indeed, a couple of other studies during the past week have concluded that schools are making less use of this sort of affirmative action (here and here). This is, one hopes, what even the defenders of preferences have professed to want—a withering away of preferences as time goes by. Posted at 08:56 AM HERE'S THE NEW NRODT COVER, BTW [K. J. Lopez] NR Digital will be up later this morning. (Subscribe here.) (Scroll down for more on the story and the Boston buzz it's got going. It's been a long day already.) Posted at 08:53 AM WARREN'S BIG TROUBLE [John Podhoretz] Warren, Big Trouble in Little China is a profoundly disappointing movie. Which is to say, you can see how and why it might be a classic comic adventure, but it just doesn't get there. Its director, John Carpenter, blamed the special-effects team. He said there were so many effects movies going on that he got the short end of the stick and the effects stank, which they do. But there is great great stuff in it -- not just Kurt Russell's hilarious performance but also a peerless villain turn by a Chinese character actor named James Wong, who is alternately a 40 year-old man and a 1000-year-old man. Also funny is that even though Russell is technically the action hero here, he stands around while another guy does all the fighting. So, basically, your friend remains annoying. Posted at 08:53 AM BIG TROUBLE, THE ENTERPRISE, AND THINGS [K. J. Lopez] Do you think that 50 years or so ago, WFB and Whittaker Chambers and crew were having similar conversations, the 1955 or so equivalents? Nevermind...I get a little worried when I think about it. Posted at 08:53 AM BROOKE SHIELDS VS. TOM CRUISE [K. J. Lopez] Ouch. Something tells me a generation of men will fall in love all over again--and their wives won't mind: "Tom Cruise's comments are irresponsible and dangerous," Shields said in London last week. "Tom should stick to saving the world from aliens and let women who are experiencing postpartum depression decide what treatment options are best for them." Posted at 08:50 AM NO "GITMO GROVEL" [Tim Graham] Kudos to E.J. Dionne for dressing down Amnesty International for using the loaded word "gulag" to describe Gitmo, even if he hates the way Bush is allowed to call their charges "absurd." Better yet is Charles Krauthammer, who soundly rejects the Amnesty tilt: Under the rules the Pentagon later instituted at Guantanamo, proper handling of the Koran means using two hands and wearing gloves when touching it. Which means that if any guard held the Koran with one hand or had neglected to put on gloves, this would be considered mishandling. Posted at 08:50 AM ANNOYING FRIEND WRITES ME [Warren Bell] Regarding Big Trouble in Little China. "Warren, Warren, Warren... you may think that your "principled" stand against what is perhaps the best John Wayne movie of all time (starring, of course, Kurt Russell as John Wayne) hurts me. But, really, you're only hurting yourself." Actually, a ton of email now supports Annoying Friend's opinion. I'll watch the movie, but if I like I won't tell him. Posted at 08:38 AM CONFUCIUS HE SAY [John Derbyshire] "At sixty, my ears were receptive to Truth." Posted at 08:36 AM "WELL, REPUBLICANS...A LOT OF THEM HAVE NEVER MADE AN HONEST LIVING IN THEIR LIVES..." [K. J. Lopez] Just what the Dems need: Dean reaching out . Posted at 08:11 AM DON'T YOU BE CALLING THE SURE THING GOOD-BAD... [John Podhoretz] ....because it's just about a perfect romantic comedy, and it features a truly great performance by John Cusack. It's good-good, by any measure. Posted at 08:09 AM CNN INTERNATIONAL [K. J. Lopez] was Fidel Castro's idea. Posted at 08:08 AM WEIRDEST NEWS STORY OF THE DAY [K. J. Lopez] "Mr." North Korea. (I ignore all Michael Jackson stories when considering this categories' nominees.) Posted at 08:07 AM "OUR VERSION OF THE TRUTH" [Kathryn Jean Lopez] Dan Rather holds onto his National Guard story. Posted at 07:41 AM GOOD BAD MOVIES [Rick Brookhiser] I would have said, the first Star Wars, until I saw it when it was re-released, and the proportions of badness swelled alarmingly. Posted at 07:36 AM #32 [Jonah Goldberg] From a reader:
Me: If I were czar, your prize would be to be dragged away for a flogging. But, alas, I am not czar so thanks for the clarification. Posted at 07:30 AM FRENCH WOMEN [Kathryn Jean Lopez] are not all that. Posted at 07:25 AM IT'S ALMOST 7:30 ALREADY! [Kathryn Jean Lopez] Productivity is down in NR World Headquarters (the indentured servants come in mighty early--just ask Ross Douthat). I blame Jonah's list. I was distracted by #17. Posted at 07:24 AM ABOUT THAT LIST. [Kathryn Jean Lopez] Don't be knocking Happy Gilmore. And...since at least one person signed up for our Chicago fundraiser claiming he did so because of the promise of revelations about K-Lo's good-bad movie list, here's one: Little Nicky. Don't judge me. You make God very nervous. Posted at 06:24 AM RE: G-MAIL [Kathryn Jean Lopez] Am I lame for passing up invites right and left for a while now? Or just too cool for g-mail? Posted at 06:21 AM "WAS SATAN BEHIND BUSH V. GORE? " [Kathryn Jean Lopez] John Miller, by the way, has a great opener in a WSJ piece today: "It was a little more than eight years ago that a priest performed an exorcism on me." Posted at 06:17 AM JONAH'S POST [Kathryn Jean Lopez ] is the kinda thing I fear someone will post at 3 am, after a night out. Posted at 06:11 AM MY TAKE ON THE ROMNEY THING [Kathryn Jean Lopez ] As you'll read in the Globe today—and hopefully in NR shortly thereafter--Mike Murphy gave our John J. Miller a rather indelicate quote about Romney's position on abortion. I tend to agree with the Ron Kaufman read in the Globe piece: But Ron Kaufman, the Republican national committeeman for Massachusetts and a powerful Washington lobbyist, said he doubted that Murphy was targeting a particular voter bloc. Rather, Kaufman speculated, Murphy was probably saying, undiplomatically, that Romney may oppose abortion, but has kept his word as a governor.Romney said he wouldn’t change the laws of Massachusetts on abortion. Love him or hate him for that, he kept his word there. In fact, to the extent that he fought the legislature to the end when they went ahead and decided to change the definition of life during the course of the recent embryonic-stem-cell-research/cloning debate. So if you're looking for a guy who takes a stand for life when it's an actual issue before him. That debate wasn't about abortion, but it showed a respect and understanding for the dignity of human life (despite my disappointment he didn't go all the way--but even his frozen embryo position served an educational purpose, I thought, as I've explained). Romney, as I've maintained, is going to have to get into this more if he wants to run for the White House, but I don't fault him too much for "faking it" as a pro-choicer if that's what he did to some extent. He was running in Massachusetts. He was not going to win as a pro-lifer and he was not going to succeed in changing laws in the state. (Don't get me wrong, I'm not endorsing lying here--I'm just trying to be realistic about the political realities in the Bay State--and yeah, think conservatives--and pro-lifers--should not discount this guy.) But, you know, when push came to shove and he could take a stand against a radical new state-okayed destruction and production of human life, he put his foot down, against all odds. He lost, but he fought, and put himself on the record pretty clearly--and educated some people in the process (as I've said, rarely has a politician spoken so clearly and passionately on the issue). I'll judge him in the present and future and we'll see where he goes. So, anyway, I don't think the Murphy quote is as big of a deal as it is being made out to be. But, of course, as a loyal team player, I'm always happy when people are taking about us, so I'm not complaining. Though the good governor & co. must love that a positive profile in NR has become a blowout about one ill-advised comment. Posted at 06:09 AM JUST FYI [Kathryn Jean Lopez ] Subscribers to NR Digital will be able to read our new cover story (by John J. Miller) on Mitt Romney a little later on today. It's the article Boston is buzzing about today. Posted at 06:08 AM A FEW THINGS [Jonah Goldberg ] 1. I will agree that Val Kilmer's performance in Tombstone is top notch. But I actually think Kilmer is one of America's finest actors. Then again I take great solace in the fact that he's supposedly a jerk and so his career has suffered. I like the idea that people who aren't nice to the people around them don't succeed. 2. I'll even concede that the acting in Tombstone is quite good. 3. But the film's climax comes like a full 50 minutes before the end. That is very annoying. 4. There are all sorts of odd messages to be found in the film. I used to have a better catalog of them, but I do seem to recall a wagon full of women demanding "equal work for equal pay" going by in one scene. If I remember this right, this was as out of place as having an AMC Pacer drive by in a movie about World War One. In fact, I think the Pacer was closer to WWI than the slogan "equal work for equal pay" was to 1870s Wyoming. 5. Happy Gilmore is nowhere near as good as Tommy Boy. But The Sure Thing might be. 6. I will never concede that Bugsy Malone is a bad anything -- but others might. So I put it on the list. 7. I loved Get Shorty. 8. Get these squirrels off of me! Number Nine, Number Nine, Number Nine, Number Nine...: Oh, no this list has gotten away from me.... 10. Freedom! Horrilbe Freedom! 11. Okay, calm down. Get it together. 12. The Fox shows "Flying Blind," "Tribeca" and "Profit" were all cancelled too soon. 13. Nick's the kinda guy you can trust. Nick's your buddy. Nick's the kinda guy you drink beers with. The kinda guy that doesn't care if you puke in his car. Nick. 14. Stop the Humanoid. 15. Where? Here diagonally. (15.a Pretty sneaky sis.) 16. Take human bites. 17. Behold! A God who bleeds! 18. I could tell you stories about my teeth that would make your hair stand on end. 19. Nuh-nuh-nuh-nineteen. 20. No time for pleasantries, Kyle. We have a level five emergency. 21. Album cover which didn't make the list. 22. Those aren't pillows! 23. Lou Costello had a dime stuck in his ear most of his life. 24. [Regaining composure]: Q: How could you leave Gymkata off the list of good-bad movies? A: Because it's a good terrible movie. 25. John: "Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?" 26. Speaking of Kelly's Heroes, did you know that it's working title was "The Warriors"? 27. Did you know that snails can sleep for up to three years? 28. The human brain contains more than 4 terrabytes of information. 29. More people are born in India every year than live in Australia. 30. Central Park is bigger than Monaco. 31. Flavors. 32. Half of all Americans are of below average intelligence. 33. Married men, on average, are more likely to be married than short men. 34. Chop Suey was invented in America. 35. The Shah of Iran gets a bad wrap. 36. Or, I suppose that's rap. 37. Speaking of rap, my brother is in the background in the Sbarro scene with the Fat Boys in Krush Groove. 38. He also made appearances on Wonderama and Zoom. 39. New Yorkers say that they wait "on line" while most other people say they wait "in line." 41. 40 is a nice biblical number so I will stop there. Posted at 06:07 AM G-MAIL [Warren Bell] I have fifty invites, first come first served. Posted at 01:20 AM Thursday, June 02, 2005 G-MAIL BLEG [John Podhoretz] Anybody have an invitation? If so, I'd be grateful. UPDATE: Got one. Thanks! Posted at 09:57 PM WAR CRIMES [K. J. Lopez] in Iraq Posted at 06:11 PM K-LO HAS LEFT THE CORNER [She's Like the Wind] The Road House talk compels her to grab this from itunes, naturally. Posted at 06:07 PM OH TOMBSTONE [Warren Bell] Where to begin? A great performance by the mostly underrated Kurt Russell. A fine ensemble supporting cast with Val Kilmer, Sam Elliott, Bill Paxton, Powers Boothe, Michael Biehn, and a cool cameo from Charlton Heston. Kilmer is especially outstanding, perhaps never better, as the tubercular Doc Holliday. The script is by Kevin Jarre, who also wrote Glory, and its chock full of super cool tough guy dialogue. Johnny Ringo: Isn't anyone here man enough to play for blood? It was directed by the guy who did Rambo, so the action scenes are first-rate, and except for a regrettable romantic subplot with the snoozy Dana Delany, it's just great through and through. Now, it's no Red Dawn... Posted at 06:04 PM IF YOU'RE MENTIONING TOMMY BOY... [The Pod] ...you can't leave off Happy Gilmore. Posted at 06:04 PM GOOD-BAD CINEMA [Warren Bell] Several votes for Big Trouble in Little China, a movie which has been recommended to me so many times by an annoying friend that I now refuse to see it. Posted at 05:56 PM OH WARREN [Jonah Goldberg] Tommy Boy you are absolutely correct about; a truly wonderful movie. But Tombstone? Dondé esta the genius? Posted at 05:53 PM RE: TPM [ K. J. Lopez ] Oh goodness. Marshall is hanging with Annie Lamont now? It's a long road from Ralph Reed! Posted at 05:53 PM BAD MOVIES WE LOVE [Warren Bell] So hard to choose, mostly because this isn't "So Bad They're Good," which is a different thing entirely. Tommy Boy Rocket Man (starring Harland Williams as an inept astronaut) Face/Off And a movie that doesn't belong in this category because it isn't bad at all, but still I include it because most people think of it as being pulpy when it is in fact genius: Tombstone. Posted at 05:33 PM WATCH LARRY KING BLOW HIS NOSE! HEAR BARBARA BUSH CONSULT HER PALM PILOT! [John Podhoretz] Harry Shearer, the Leftoid comic genius and Huff-Puff columnist, has posted a commercial-break feed from Larry King's interview of George HW and Barbara Bush. You've never seen anything like it, so watch it here. Posted at 05:26 PM SNAKE PLISSKEN AND BIG JAKE [John Podhoretz] I am reliably informed by about two billion people that the repetition of the line "I thought you were dead" originated not in Escape from New York, but in a John Wayne movie called Big Jake. I dimly recall seeing Big Jake when I was 11 years old and it didn't make much of an impression on me. You want good late John Wayne, you gotta go with the criminally underrated The Cowboys. Posted at 05:02 PM PEOPLE WHO LOVE SWILL ROTS... [John Podhoretz] ...are gettin' angry -- so angry they are comparing me to cheese-eating surrender monkeys: "Your Star Wars comments on NRO's Corner have bombed utterly. Your review was out of the mainstream, your attempt to politicize the film was silly, if not worse--I think you were duped by a bunch of liberals, Frenchmen, and even some liberal Frenchmen at Cannes-- and your Matrix analogy is highly flawed. By the time the weekend is over, the latest Star Wars movie will have shot past the previous movie in terms of tickets sold, something the last Matrix sequel did not come close to doing. If I didn't think you were inviting this type of correspondence, I'd remind you of the first rule of damage control: quit digging the hole deeper." To which my only answer is: "Tiens-moi, Anakin! Tiens moi en la manière que tu as faites par le lac sur Naboo!" Posted at 04:56 PM IT'S LIKE THE HUFFINGTON POST, ONLY IT'S NO FUN [John Podhoretz] If you haven't seen it yet, Joshua Micah Marshall has started a Corner-like group blog called TPMCafe.com. It's really great...if you like dreadfully boring and earnest policy wonkishness, occasionally interrupted by an ideologically incoherent jape from my old friend Marshall Wittmann, who's a Democrat this week. But really, read TPMcafe if your idea of fun is reading a week's worth of blogging from John Edwards. Sample Edwards sentences: "In Albuquerque, I submitted testimony in favor of a minimum wage proposal at a meeting last week of the City Council. At the same time, I'm working with ACORN, labor unions, and other grassroots groups to help pass ballot initiatives on the minimum wage in targeted states in 2006. " Thrilling. Remember that moment, back in 2004, when people were saying Edwards was exciting? He's about as exciting as...as...as TPMcafe.com! Posted at 04:38 PM RE: PETE DAMON [K. J. Lopez] More information: Just wanted to point out that disabled veteran Pete Damon, the subject of that heart-warming Boston Globe story you linked to, was exploited by Michael Moore in his "Fahrenheit 911." Damon set the record straight in Mike Wilson's "Michael Moore Hates America."Andrew Leigh wrote about the latter here. Posted at 04:36 PM MEET PETE DAMON [K. J. Lopez] Even I'd watch this Red Sox game Posted at 04:18 PM I THINK THIS IS A RIOT [K. J. Lopez] or an important moment: Our Oldest Enemy, the book John J. Miller co-authored about how awful France is now available in French. Posted at 04:04 PM I WAS KINDA SORTA AGREEING WITH TED TURNER [K. J. Lopez] Until he said this: ""I wanted to be The New York Times of the airwaves." Posted at 04:02 PM MISREMEMBERING GOOD LINES FROM GOOD-BAD MOVIES [John Podhoretz] Earlier, I said that I thought Dalton from Road House was dead -- an effort to echo a line from the film. Eagle-eyed reader A.B. points out that my elliptical reference is incorrect. Everybody in Road House says they thought Dalton would be bigger. It's Snake Plissken in Escape from New York of whom everybody says, "I thought you were dead." As for me, I say: "They used to be just another snake cult. Now they're everywhere." Posted at 04:01 PM I ADMIT, I WAS A SENSATIONALIST [Tim Graham] From today's WashPost chat with reporter/author/Clinton-coddler John F. Harris (near the end) on passages like Hillary telling the White House staff they weren't "real men": Puzzled: Why the enormous difference between the Drudge accounts of your book and The Post excerpts? Posted at 03:56 PM NEW STAR WARS ACRONYM [John Podhoretz] Andrew Leigh, who writes fine stuff for NRO, e-mails to point out that if you type out all the initials and numerals for the Darth Vader Story, you come out with something very close to "Swill Rots." Posted at 03:43 PM CHICAGO BACKLASH [K. J. Lopez] An e-mail: I *REFUSE* even to be in the same state with people who think the execrable Road House is a good-bad movie.I promise Road House is not on my list. No Swayze movie is...although...no...maybe...no, no. A "DD" belongs on the pop music list only. So don't let that or anything else keep you from your NRO date in Chicago. Posted at 03:32 PM FILM GEEKS -- ENOUGH! [John Podhoretz] 1) Okay, stop e-mailing me. I get it. Dalton from Road House went to NYU, not Harvard. Thank you for the all-important correction. By the way, I thought Dalton was dead. 2) I don't know why some of you are determined to demonstrate to me that Star Wars ROTS is too a big hit. I never said it wasn't a big hit. It's a mega-hit. So what? So were the Matrix sequels, and they were as bad as movies can be. What I said was that (as was true with the Matrix sequels) the second-week box-office falloff was very significant, an indicator of a lack of enthusiasm among its audience. You don't want to take my word for it? Here's Gitesh Pandya of boxofficeguru.com: "The concluding chapter of the Anakin trilogy has been depreciating at a slightly faster pace than its predecessor Episode II from 2002." That means it is doing worse at this point than Attack of the Clones, which even Star Wars geeks agree was a low point in the history of everything. So stop e-mailing me about this, because it really doesn't make sense for you guys to act as defensive linebackers for George Lucas, who doesn't deserve you. Posted at 03:28 PM I DON'T KNOW HOW FAR THIS WILL GO [K. J. Lopez] but I'll reveal my good-bad movie list for a few Chicago sign-ups. Posted at 03:21 PM DOES WARREN [K. J. Lopez] ever work from, like, home or the office? Posted at 03:17 PM SAME COFFEE BEAN, DIFFERENT VIBE [Warren Bell] My new fave hangout and WiFi spot is not today overrun with semi-celebrities. No, as of this moment, it is close to packed with high school students. I am sitting next to one table and across from another. Nice looking kids, various levels of hip, cool, cute, smart. And what are they talking about? Paris marries Paris? Britney's baby? American Idol? Nope. Chemistry. Posted at 03:15 PM SOMEBODY TOLD ME... [K. J. Lopez] Adler--so you're in for the Killers concert? Posted at 03:15 PM REID [K. J. Lopez] Full disclosure: I lifted this right off an RNC press release. But, come on. Harry Reid in Rolling Stone: BATES: You've called Bush a loser. SEN. REID: And a liar. BATES: You apologized for the loser comment. SEN. REID: But never for the liar, have I?What a leader for the Dems. Posted at 03:14 PM DEMS ASSUME PROFS ARE LIBERAL [Jonathan H. Adler] Several of my right-leaning colleagues and I continue to receive unsolicited e-mails from the Democratic National Committee and affiliated entities seeking to enlist our support in various party endeavors. Unless someone signed us all up as a joke, the faculty was added en masse under the assumption that legal academics must be liberal. Now where would the Democratic Party ever get an idea like that? Posted at 03:04 PM AMNESTY UNREPENTENT [Jonathan H. Adler] Amnesty International is defending the "gulag" comment, according to this story. For more on the Amnesty report, see this post and the comments at Opinion Juris. Posted at 03:04 PM HEH [Jonah Goldberg] From a reader: You know what’s particularly entertaining about all this is how you know Woodward must have crafted a Felt obit that made the guy out to be an absolute saint—selfless, torn apart by the corruption of Nixon, etc.—with the intent of cashing in big on that send off. Now Felt comes out and basically says it was basic pettiness about not getting a promotion and he’s only coming out now for the money. Hot dog. Posted at 02:59 PM AFL-CIO CALLS UNION "EXTREME" [Jonathan H. Adler] As Eugene Volokh notes, the AFL-CIO labels as "extreme" an opinion by Justice Janice Rogers Brown that backed the position advocated by an AFL-CIO-member union in the case. Posted at 02:50 PM 80S MUSIC REDUX [Jonathan H. Adler] K-Lo -- Don't worry. Lots of folks share your fondness for 80s music. Indeed, its making a resurgence on the airwaves. The 80s influence is palpable in bands like The Killers, The Bravery, VHS or Beta, and Kasabian among others. All good stuff that draws heavily on The Cure, New Order, and other 80s bands. Posted at 02:48 PM MARK FELT TO JOIN THE NR GANG IN CHICAGO [Ed Capano] now that I have your attention, why not take a moment to join your favorite editors and other like-minded NROers at the East bank Club on June 23rd. Details here. Posted at 02:47 PM DA LIST [K. J. Lopez] JPod makes a good point, of course. But having my name associated with "Girls on Film" indicates too much information is already out there. Posted at 12:32 PM GOOD BAD MOVIES [Jonah Goldberg] Oh man, I'm running out to lunch, but I can't pass up the opportunity to chime in here. John and I might disagree on the terminology. I would characterize a good-bad movie as more like a great rental or movie that's on cable you end up watching purely for the entertainment value, not for the camp, but because your expectations are low etc. I reserve the right to revise and extend my remarks, as the Senators say, but these are off the top of my head: Road House Will cogitate further... Posted at 12:29 PM RE: K-LO'S GOOD-BAD LIST [Her Name Is Rio...] Why not list the movies, Kathryn? Anybody who has made public her continued devotion to Duran Duran really has nothing more to be ashamed of... Posted at 12:28 PM RE: GOOD-BAD MOVIES [K. J. Lopez] It will take a great deal to get me to confess my good-bad movie list. Some things that just don't belong on the public record. Posted at 12:25 PM CLINTON'S CUP OF KOFI [John Podhoretz] Oh, what the hey, let our Bill be secretary general. After all, there's a lot of beautiful and exotic women at the U.N., he would have diplomatic immunity, and we know the organization doesn't care much about sexual niceties anyway. Posted at 12:23 PM GOOD-BAD MOVIES [John Podhoretz] Apropos Star Wars ROTS, which he enjoyed but didn't respect, a reader asks if there are bad movies that are still enjoyable and good movies that are boring. George Orwell once coined a term for popular novels that are pleasing even though they are intellectually indefensible. He called them "good bad books." Most good movies are actually "good bad" in Orwell's terms, but there is certainly a whole subgenre of movies that are, according to any reasonable standard, awful but still extremely enjoyable. My favorite "good bad" movie is The Best of Everything, an unintentionally hilarious but still engrossing pre-feminist melodrama about three pretty girl graduates of good colleges sharing an apartment in 1959 New York. There's Road House, the movie in which Patrick Swayze plays a Harvard-educated, philosophy-spouting bouncer whose fame has spread to every dive bar west of the Pecos. And a billion others. As for "good but boring" movies, there are plenty of those as well, I think -- though maybe "worthy" would be a better term than "good." In this category I would highlight Tender Mercies, the brilliant drama about personal salvation that won Robert Duvall a deserved Oscar and is moving and powerful and understated and also makes you want to take a long nap about 45 minutes through. Posted at 12:18 PM CLINTON FOR SECRETARY GENERAL? [K. J. Lopez] Never (whatever John Harris says)! I nominate W. Posted at 12:15 PM TRIPP V. FELT [Jonah Goldberg] I put in my time talking about Linda Tripp, and then some. But this stuff about Felt being a hero really does rankle (See Tim's "Two Faces" post from this morning). It's becoming increasingly clear that Felt did what he did for motives that have little to nothing to do with the high-minded stuff of New York Times editorials and Bob Woodword's speeches-in-praise-of-me. The notion that a man who learned about bugging and breaking-in at the feet of J Edgar Hoover was scandalized by what Nixon ordered doesn't pass the laugh test. Moreover, Felt's family has admitted they've gone public now largely for the money. That was all fair game to a certain extent, even if it was often untrue. But what drove me nuts was the way people would argue that Clinton didn't do the things he did because Tripp's motives were impure in some way. The New Republic even argued that Clinton was the victim of "private sector entrapment." You cannot dispute facts by attacking motives. Motives have never concerned me nearly as much as behavior. Bob Woodword reveals secret things for personal gain every day. That's his job as a journalist. But when private citizens do it, people freak out and bring all sorts of bizarre ideological baggage to the table. Journalists aren't priests and they don't have any rights the rest of us don't (or at least they shouldn't). But if you're going to say that Tripp wasn't heroic while Felt was, you are going to have to make a very careful explanation about why his motives were purer and more high-minded than Tripp's were alleged to have been. Because, it seems to me that motive goes to the heart of heroism. If I shoot a rapist by accident while cleaning my gun, the result is good but I don't think anyone would call me a hero. If Mark Felt leaked to Woodward in order to screw his boss or to pay Nixon back for being passed over, you're free to think the result was good. But don't give me this hero nonsense. Posted at 12:14 PM FELT - FWIW [Jonah Goldberg] From a reader: For what it's worth: Posted at 12:01 PM FEEL A DRAFT? [John J. Miller] President Bush, in the second presidential debate last fall: "We're not going to have a draft, period. The all-volunteer Army works." Headline in today's Washington Post: "After 30 Years, Draft Fears Rise." Posted at 12:00 PM FRIGHTENING SPLIT SECOND [K. J. Lopez] I read this headline as: "Cloning arguments to begin in Jackson case" Posted at 11:59 AM SPELLING BEE [Mark Krikorian ] Apparently, the National Spelling Bee is being picketed by the Simplified Spelling Society, because words like “knee” or “laugh” should be spelled differently. Who gets out of bed in the morning to picket irregular spelling? If a new, simpler spelling of a word catches on, like jail instead of gaol, fine, but people don’t seem to want that (as a conservative in temperament as well as politics, I sure don’t). The Washington Post 20-plus years ago changed its spelling of “employee” to eliminate the final “e” (“employe”), but it didn’t stick and they went back to the right spelling. I just hope the government doesn’t decide to get involved. Posted at 11:52 AM "SADLY, NOT EVEN STEM-CELL RESEARCH PROMISES A CURE FOR LACK OF CONSCIENCE OR COMMON SENSE." [K. J. Lopez] More fun letters in the Seattle Times about this Bolton column. Well, fun, if this weren't feeding the Dems' obstruction, among other things. Posted at 11:51 AM GIRLZ RULE [K. J. Lopez] It's pretty obvious the editor making the call is a gal when the cute guy from Smallville winds up teasing Warren Bell's I'm-not-worried-about-my-kids'-seeing-those-condom-ads piece on the homepage. But I'm fair and balanced--you've seen Terri Hatcher in recent days, too. We're giving equal time (and then some). But don't let them say it's a boy's club on the Right. Posted at 11:25 AM IN NYC TOMORROW AND WANT TO HELP A GOOD CAUSE? [K. J. Lopez] The 20th annual Ball for Life is happening in Manhattan tomorrow night. All proceeds go to Good Counsel, which takes in needy pregnant women to help them facilitate the choice to have their children. Details here. Larry Kudlow, Rich Lowry & K-Lo, among others, are all delighted to have our names attached to the worthwhile (and fun) event. Posted at 11:19 AM THE PERFECT STORM [Shannen Coffin] Actually, Jonah, the "Mark Felt as Deep Throat" offers somewhat of a perfect storm of self-importance. Listening to Woodward, Bernstein, Brokaw and Russert on Imus this morning, it occurred to me that the story has given both the main stream media and the Baby Boomer generation a chance to wax rhapsodic about their heyday. But perhaps the reason the story hasn't resonated as much with the general populace is that the influence of these self-absorbed institutions is waning. Posted at 11:15 AM P.S. [Rick Brookhiser] Oh yes, the Clintons--George, 2 VP, DeWitt, 1 P. Posted at 11:12 AM ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL [Rick Brookhiser] Since we've been talking about Bush family prospects, including the Jeb for Veep option, let's have a statistical framework of candidate dynasties. The Bush family has racked up six runs for President or Vice-President (GHWB, 2 VP, 2 P; GWB, 2 P), which ties them with the Adamses (JA, 2 VP, 2 P; JQA, 2 P). This puts them ahead of the Pinckneys (Thomas, 1 VP, Charles Coatesworth, 1 VP, 2 P), the Harrisons (William Henry, 2 P, Benjamin, 2 P) and the Stevensons (Adlai, 2 VP, Adlai III, 2 P). Still in front, the Roosevelts (TR, 1 VP, 2 P; FDR, 1 VP, 4 P). Richard Nixon all by himself scored 5 (2 VP, 3 P). Note: I'm not counting rogue electors (JQA got one electoral vote in 1820). I know about the 12th Amendment, but I'm assigning P and VP in early races in the rough-and-ready, not technical sense. Only actual nominations of major parties count. Should the Ad | ||||||